This Past Weekend - E472 Stavros Halkias

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Starting point is 00:02:12 special coming out on Netflix on December 5th. He's the pride of Baltimore and one of the most meaning men, young men in the universe. Today's guest is Mr. Stavros, help us. Shadelado me. I'll spin and tell you what's going on. Shadel me. And I'll be found of strong.. Yes, you got her. I remember she got her belly button braided. I love it. We're good. She was the only girl that had corn rose outside of her belly button. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:09 A fierce people. Not saying anything about your wife, my friend. Yeah. My producer, Albanian also. Really? Yeah. I'll dish my boy big dumb blockheaded Albanian piece of shit. And so what is, because we just referenced guys, Stavros, howcuses here today.

Starting point is 00:03:25 We're so rose. We're gonna talk about it as a new special and that's coming out on Netflix. When is it? December 5th, fat rascal. Wow. Next week bro. Yeah, that's right, dude.

Starting point is 00:03:36 Thank you. Thank you. Wow, this your first one on there. First one on there, I did my own on YouTube. Yep. And then I've just been putting out a bunch of shit on YouTube and social media and shit.

Starting point is 00:03:47 So yeah, we put it out there. There's something that, well two things. First of all, we talked about the producer of day Alex Lagos is in and he married in Albania. Yes, that's right. He did, which, you know, sleep with one eye open. That's what I would say. Don't leave any livestock unattended.

Starting point is 00:04:05 She might upscond with your goats. Hahaha. Why is that? Do they just have like a hankering for animals? Hahaha. Dude, so I'll be so in Greece, Albanians are like, it's boy borders, Greece, right? Okay. So my best friend growing up Albanian.

Starting point is 00:04:25 And but like the relationship of like Albania and Greece is like what you might say like Mexico is to America where it's like there's a lot of illegal immigrants that like we'll take any job just to be in the country. That shows you how shitty Albania is like Greece's economy is what they want to get get in on. You know what I mean? Greece has been bankrupt for years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:46 But like literally, and my family's from Athens. So it's like, you know, we're fucking high class, dude. You know what I mean? We're like, we're like, we got the Parthenon right there. But I went to visit. You know, I went to visit. We got it right there. It's right that you can see it, bro.

Starting point is 00:05:02 I went to visit my friend from Baltimore. our families were in Greece at the same time, and we drove to his like hillbilly ass, Hick like village. And they, and right like northern Greece, closer to Albania. These motherfuckers like still had an outhouse. They had indoor plumbing, but they just had it for the love of the game. Just thought also shit outside. No, really. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:28 It connects you to the mother guy up. Oh, yeah. Take that government. Yeah. You know, I don't need the fucking department of sanitation. Tell me where to shit. Oh, I vote for Trump right there. Did every time you shit me.

Starting point is 00:05:39 Oh, absolutely. That's how that's how they're taking the census. There's to account how many turns are underneath under people's yards. But we went to his fucking village. And they straight up had, this was the year this must have been 2002. They had an Albanian indentured servant.

Starting point is 00:05:59 I'm not even kidding. Wow. They had this motherfucker that wasn't allowed upstairs. He had his own little fucking basement apartment and they were like, yeah, we couldn't, the last Albanian took our shoes so we could trust him in the fucking main house anymore. And I was like, what the fuck is going on?

Starting point is 00:06:17 I'm coming from Baltimore and I'm like, they have light Albanian slavery in these fucking, in these villages, dude. This was 2000, post 9-11. It was crazy. Light Albanian slavery in these fucking in these villages dude Post 911 was crazy and you can vote right now on slavery right now on the YouTube no look man. I think yeah, oh if I see the first time you see shoes Yeah, Laces, you're like damn look at these body tires. I'm so happy. So yeah, I guess Albanians, and do they have, is there a mental issue with them? I think so.

Starting point is 00:06:50 Really? No, I think you know, I think that's what they would, this guy, this particular guy, I don't remember his name, 100% had a bit of a mental issue. Oh yeah. Big smileer, let's say. Oh yeah. My boy had it. Big smileer, not the best teeth that did

Starting point is 00:07:07 not slow him down. For one second, you know what I'm saying? No windows, but still cutting the light on. Yeah. Absolutely. That's kind of just skip. It doesn't skip would be like they're just hurling, you know, insults at him. He's just taking it with a grin and getting some fresh well water for supper. I mean, doesn't bother him at all. He better, dude. Oh, yeah. Kind of dude that'll just stir up, think of hot soup with his hand. Absolutely.

Starting point is 00:07:37 Absolutely. Those, those nerves have been dead for years. Those nerves have been dead after multiple raccoon bites. That thumb is dead, dude. Let's just say hip hop, hooray these, though. Okay. Yeah. They should study him, dude.

Starting point is 00:07:57 Yeah. How he survived. They should study him. It would take about 40 minutes. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. If you go, well, it would be one extra something.

Starting point is 00:08:06 That would take a little longer. Dude, that extra chromosome, there's also, it must have creatine in it because a lot of people that are, you know, a lot of people call them menals or, you know, people that are missing an action but aren't missing. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. They, those people are there. Absolutely. The, the torque that's in them.

Starting point is 00:08:31 Well, yeah, they're literally more, they're one extra amount, dude. So they are stronger. They're hyper masculine. That's that extra chromosome. Is that true? Absolutely, yeah. So the extra chromosome is,

Starting point is 00:08:42 at least that's one tight, one style. Okay. I don't know if it's, we're talking downs right now, I believe. I had a friend whose son had the extra, and I think the extra, X is girls, Y is dudes, I believe. So if you're X, Y, Y, that means you're like a turbo bro. Yeah. So those motherfuggers, Harry, you know, eyebrows, wild, jacked, jacking off fast, you know, at a young age like

Starting point is 00:09:07 Oh, they can jack off and then catch it on their eyebrows. You know, Absolutely. And for like, we're talking like, yeah, it's like hanging up the Christmas lights. Yeah, look at the brand, an icicle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bill's Yeah, we had, yeah, we had a uncle.

Starting point is 00:09:26 He's masturbating his sleep, right? He had a, I think he had an iron deficiency or something. So that whenever he stayed there, or a mom, I'll make it more these jingle bells on his wrists. Ironically, the more they jingle, little iron probably peeled off. Oh, that was a good one. When he was bloodstream, his hand full of iron puts it on his open cock and it gets into his bloodstream.

Starting point is 00:09:47 It's a win-win. Yeah, I think she just wanted to keep things, you know, if he started cleaning himself out from one of the things he wanted to keep things culture at the house. Well, of course, it's a good safety mechanism too, but I'm just saying the silver lining, he might be up, you know, he might have more energy throughout the day because it's higher levels of regulating. Well, I think he was missing some silver lining, but yeah, he was copper heavy dude. You can see some of those dudes. We had a guy in our neighborhood, he was fucking

Starting point is 00:10:15 had extra copper in his blood or whatever. And he would have to have real heavy eyelids. So when they blanked down his whole head, we're kind of going down like that. Like it is. That's tough. You know, and then he had a C1's cervical isher. He had, I think some kind of spinal issue, because of the constant heavy, heavy blinking. That concert baby. That's gonna take a toll on the neck.

Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah. Either it's gonna get stronger or you're fucked. Yeah. And he just didn't have it in him. You didn't have that thick neck. Yeah, he didn't have that torque in him. But yeah, congratulations Alex too. Alex just, and he knocked up the lady.

Starting point is 00:10:49 Wow. We got a half on deck. The alert, alert the, alert the fucking maternity ward. He got a fucking, with some slippery fingers. Yeah, just say, hey, he's going take the other babies pacifiers out of the fucking. Hey, I defend all patches. We got an Albanian. That would be the best cartoon if you ever did a cardio, which is the Albanian.

Starting point is 00:11:22 Absolutely. Albanian babies. Yeah, I'm gonna say guys. Well, in the Bronx Albanian babies. Absolutely, Albanian babies. Yeah, I'm kidding, I'm saying guys. Well, in the Bronx, they're like, that's the mafia. Albanian babies. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure there's some tough Albanian babies. Yeah, Albanians, there's something about that Russian,

Starting point is 00:11:38 like, you know, you'll get your child like a doll made out of stone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You child like a 30-day doll. Yes, absolutely. A real life golem. You get them a real Jewish folklore. Look, we're gonna have to train against these because they tend to also be anti-Semitic

Starting point is 00:11:56 and they think golems are real. So they get their maybe. Are they really anti-Semitic? Well, I think a lot of the Eastern world is. Really? Well, because you've got to the Eastern, Eastern world is really? Well, because you gotta look at Europe, they figure ways to be racist. Like you go Slavia broke up because Serbia thinks

Starting point is 00:12:11 they're different from fucking Croatia, right? To like, you wouldn't know the fucking difference, right? I barely would. So is it end of, is it, or is it that they also respect or end of the Jaldemore? I'm not saying, is that part of it too that like, cause are they anti, are they anti like?

Starting point is 00:12:27 Yes, they definitely think they're the man. Every, like, they think like each little fucking village, it goes back to like village shit. So it's like, but it's so funny to be like, you'll see people who will kill, you know, grandmother's over this conflict, and then you like zoom out and it's like, same fucking guy. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:12:47 Like there's nothing different. It's like the tracksuits are slightly different colors. Oh yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? But they're the same type of, you know, same dude. But it is funny to have like, there's, everyone has pride in that part of the world. Everybody has pride.

Starting point is 00:12:58 And then it's like, you can drive through the country. Like you can drive through Greece in eight hours. It's not a big fucking country, but like, yeah dude, it's crazy when you go through a trip to Europe and you're like, the French and the English just for thousands of years fought each other and they're fucking, you know, a 20-minute helicopter ride apart, you know what I mean? Like, it's like getting to Queens from Queens to JFK. It's like, you get that's part of France is that close to England. It's fucked up. Yeah, that's why. is crazy to think. I wish, I sometimes I wish we still how wish we had more stuff like that. I wish we would sometimes go to state governments.

Starting point is 00:13:31 Do you think we would that we could end up like that over here? Get go more individual state state wise, like, you know, the original sort of conception where everybody has their own little, their own little vibe. Yeah, I think it would just be, I mean, it would make sports would be so much more exciting because you would be like, yeah. If Georgia is playing California, they're playing California. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:52 Well, that is what's cool about, like I love soccer, obviously, and that's the one thing American sports misses is that like, these are countries that literally fought each other. Like when you have fucking Algeria playing France, those motherfuckers colonized Algeria, like Algeria wants to fuck them up. So it is cool. But yes, I think you're right. It would be a real, there'd be a real melee situation. I think about that sometimes where

Starting point is 00:14:14 it's like, yeah, what does happen if we just, you know, everyone, everyone calls each other's bluff. And we're just like, fuck you, fuck you. We're separate countries. And then we see what happens. I think it would be really countries. And then we see what happens. I think it would be really exciting. And I think, well, it would definitely be more exciting. And also the states are getting really different. You're having states that are like going bankrupt. You're having states that are keeping it together.

Starting point is 00:14:34 You're having states that are like, you know, that can't take care of their people. We have in states that can take care of their people. Yeah, totally. You have states that have like legal gun carry in states that, you know, it's like I think you're getting, they seem to be getting more separate than together. And I think we as a country seem to be getting like that at times.

Starting point is 00:14:54 Yeah, I mean, it's also a fucking huge. You do think about it, you're like, this really shouldn't be one country. We really shouldn't break it up. You know, I would love to have a couple countries. Yeah, give me a couple countries, you know? still no past, still like, like the EU, I can go vacation there. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't want to have to do a bunch more paperwork to get in, right? But you know, that's the other thing. You know, the culture worship would

Starting point is 00:15:16 get so annoying where it would be like, if you're from New York and you just want to come hang out in the South, you know, they would fucking, they would fuck with you a little more and vice versa. Yeah. You know what I mean? They would be like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But you'd have to, you'd have to wear like a gay patch. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:31 You know, if you went to school, you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, to let it like a star gave it to you, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There'd be certain plays where it's like, if you're trans, we want to know. Yeah, to put a patch on, we're not.

Starting point is 00:15:40 Put the trans patch on. No, we've got a problem. I'm always wanting to know what to deal with. Yeah, coming to Florida. Yeah, look, it Yeah look it's it's hunting season discarded and some of these guys can't see well.

Starting point is 00:15:51 So we won't I was yeah we was this patch on yeah look if you have a if you're sexually uncertain we should have put this over yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because we want to know if we

Starting point is 00:16:04 fuck you if it's gay or not. That's it. Not in the do with you. It's all about our accounting. We keep track of our own. You're on vacation. We're not going to fuck with you. But if you get sucked off by our pal, he gets one gay strike.

Starting point is 00:16:17 And then he can't. Yeah, three strikes in your out. Three strikes. They take a little bit of your penis away. Unless you get elected as to be a center, you get two more strikes. That would, yeah. That would be, yeah, that's interesting. It would make, yeah, making a state government even gay, or which is hard to do. Dude, I just put, I think I would,

Starting point is 00:16:38 it would be neat. There would be more, like excitement about your state, I think, or you would have to take more state responsibility. Yeah. I think, what would be some of the good points of that I wonder? Well, I think a lot of it would be, you would get to decide how to spend the money. I worry that, I think it's a good idea in theory, and again, I don't fucking know

Starting point is 00:17:00 because that's been so long since I've actually known shit like this. But I think a lot of states depend on federal funding way more than we realize. Yeah, like they say Mississippi. Yeah. Right, right, right, right. I think what would happen is like, and also it's like once you stop being different, once you stop being, like you could in theory be like, well, we're not going to spend money on the military. Like there could be like, you know, liberal states are well, we're not gonna spend money on the military. Like, there could be like, you know, liberal states are like, we're putting our money

Starting point is 00:17:26 into whatever the fuck. And then it's like, first of all, who gets all the fucking planes? That's, would we play like rock paper scissors for that shit? Well, the military would still have to be a general consensus unless you'd have state military as well. Right. But you're talking about essentially

Starting point is 00:17:42 becoming independent countries. Basically. Or coalitions, you know what I mean? Like if you broke it up into four states, maybe divided up by population. Yeah, maybe. It would be, yeah, it would definitely be exciting, bro, to have that go on in our lifetime.

Starting point is 00:17:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we started out as a country. We couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. And so we started to separate. Why wouldn't you fuck up the like, the liberal country, you couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. And so we started to separate. Why wouldn't you fuck up the like, the liberal country though? Like it just feels like it would be a quick like,

Starting point is 00:18:12 all the place with guns. If I were a gun guy and you gave, if you took, you know, New York and all these huge economies, it's like, why don't we just go fucking kill those guys? That would be, why would you just declare war and be like, dibs on, you know, this shit. Yeah, oh, I think it definitely at New Year's Eve when it was like the time where you shoot guns are there.

Starting point is 00:18:33 I have a feeling everybody would just turn their guns right over the state they don't love. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. So the bullets haul flew over there. Yeah, we got a, who knows? I know, yeah. Who knows where it comes down? Not my problem. I'm celebrating.

Starting point is 00:18:46 Teen. He just unloaded the car or an Albanian wedding. Maybe let the fucking clip, let the clip sing, let the shopper sing for an Albanian wedding. Oh, dude, that's fun, man. I would live where would you, I would have to stay, I would have to stay in the whatever North East country would be out of being a New York guy. I think so. You would have, yeah, I think you would be a, as long as both of you are like the real Baltimore.

Starting point is 00:19:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would hope Baltimore, New York would be in one kind of mid-Atlantic. Who would say Atlantic? I think that's what would happen. You'd have kind of like a, you know what I mean? You'd have clumps. It wouldn't be just 50, it wouldn't be 50 countries.

Starting point is 00:19:29 What we're talking about here. Oh, you say we probably get down to about maybe 20 states or something. 20, maybe 10, you know what I'm saying? Maybe fucking five. Who fucking knows? What if it was some weird state that formed all across the like Georgia, for you? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:19:43 It was like this. They just took, or just yet took all the coastline. They're like, we're the beach state suck my dick. You want to come to a beach? You got to fucking, you got to go through me. That would be fucking bullshit. Dude, if San Francisco like, common-deared like all like certain like,

Starting point is 00:19:57 ret like all the, they owned all the like, certain rest areas along the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's what you do with the homeless, put them to work, give them a couple guns. Give them, you know what I mean? Like, you would have, you would have the, you could have the homeless marine corps.

Starting point is 00:20:13 You know what I mean? Where it's like, they just got needles, you know, they got little Wolverine hand needles coming at you, you know what I mean? That's, oh, or they're all, they have like a big needle. Yeah, one giant needle. And they just load it up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then needle. And they just load it up. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:25 And just, yeah. And then they just run and inject it into somebody. Yeah, yeah, is it fentanyl? Is it hormones? Who knows? Yeah, dude. I got narcan, you're splitting each other with different needles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:37 That is interesting because my gut reaction would be, well, whoever has guns, you know, Southern states, whatever would fuck it up. But every time I feel like you look at Fox News, it's like a different guy that's so scared to go to New York City, who's like the toughest guy. It's like you have guns in shit, but you're scared of the homeless.

Starting point is 00:20:54 So it's kind of a natural, it would be a natural like stalemate, which is like we just need a wall of patrolling and then give them houses, give them little sick homeless huts. Lean twos on that side. Absolutely. Get a shanty town. Teach farming to homeless people.

Starting point is 00:21:10 I wonder if, well, I think one of the big issues with the homeless is just that it's, uh, there's two, there's like half people are not doing well, half the people are drug users. There's huge beef on the street between homeless and just drugs on the drugs sleeping outdoors doing drugs right right right. Yeah, we don't know about that Get out of our community kind of thing right there's it yeah, there's a lot of beef out there between those two cultures I get that you know dude they high talked about this before I think but they had in Los Angeles my apartment is right by a big park, right? And his hell of home was out there. There's a dude that they caught killing, uh, he had a rooster and then they finally found the dude

Starting point is 00:21:50 that had it, right? It was waking everybody up, right? For a four block radius, this fucking thing. They finally, no chickens, just the rooster. We ended up killing the bird and doing a meal with it. Oh, nice. And then they had another pair of guys, and one of them I think was a woman, but whatever.

Starting point is 00:22:07 Sure, sure. Everybody can do what they want. Yep. And, but yeah, they were two men. And then, they stole about your high school band equipment, right? So, probably it was awesome. That's awesome. Crazy.

Starting point is 00:22:25 They're gonna do homeless crime, make a phone. I mean, with your day hanging out of your old ass sweat pants, ba da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da They were just broke. They had to say sheet music from a high school. That's awesome. That's awesome. Oh God, it was fucking. You got a lot of times. You got a lot of time on your hands if you're almost matched or an instrument. Oh yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:22:55 You know what I mean? Like, let's learn how to play the fucking French horn, dude. The fuck, that's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Ah. There's some guy playing taps every night when they go to bed. I love that dude.

Starting point is 00:23:10 That's fucking sick. Yeah. Man, but dude, congratulations, there is something that, or I don't know if you feel it because you're from a little bit younger generation than me, right? Yeah. You know, probably 10 years younger. So do you feel like, was there a level of getting Netflix that made you feel a certain way?

Starting point is 00:23:28 Cause for sure, was there, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think part of it was like, these last couple of years went better than I thought possible. You know what I mean? Like I put out the special and I started posting clips and people just responded in a way that I'm still confused a little bit about where I'm like, were these like theaters and shit like that.

Starting point is 00:23:45 And part of me was like, this is fucking sick. I'll always continue to do this. I love having control over how like people interact with my shit. But at the end of the day, there is something, there's a huge, a totally different type of audience on Netflix, mainstream people that really, even though everything's moving online, that's like shit moves slower than people

Starting point is 00:24:06 give a credit for, right? So there's still so many people that like, don't know who the fuck you are if you're just on YouTube, even though it might, even though it really helps selling tickets. So it was like, I was just like, I want one, like I have no mainstream credits. I have not one like, you know, no fucking late night. No, you know, no TV, none of that shit.

Starting point is 00:24:27 So it's just like, let's get one real one and let it be a place where everybody fucking, it still has that like, like, because there's no comedy central hour anymore. There's no HBO special anymore. I mean, I know they exist, don't get me wrong, but it's like Netflix for a while I think became the place for comedy. And so, and I think they kind of, they realized that with everybody doing YouTube, like I'll everybody who got specials recently, you know, you look at Shane,

Starting point is 00:24:56 you know what I mean? Like you Sam Mark, short, whatever. Everybody me, we all had to fucking go do it. We had to almost prove it and then that looks like oh fuck this This is going. We miss it. Yeah, like but then they're doing a good job of like they're like no do it here now And I think it's been a really good thing of for comedy where it's like We all made our own fan bases and now it's like Now some of us are bringing fan bases there, but then it's like There's regular motherfuckers that just want to watch you know I mean the office is on peacock now, but like the office just some mainstreamers that just want to watch, you know, I mean, the office

Starting point is 00:25:25 is on peacock now, but like the office, just some mainstream shit that have no fucking clue who I am. So it was, it was, it does feel really cool. And a lot of people, it's funny because people in your audience will be like, dude, Netflix, hell yeah, that's huge. And it's like, it is, but also like, you're here. You know what I mean? Like, you found me already.

Starting point is 00:25:43 Why does it matter that I got Neff, but it does still matter. And to me, it feels cool, because it's like, you know, it feels like the place where theoretically it could be some huge, not that I'm banking on it to be some huge hit, but it's like, you're at least in the mix where it's like all the mainstream shit is on there.

Starting point is 00:26:00 So it's like, you feel like you're in a different, you know, kind of in a little bit of a different, like league a little bit. Yeah. So it's cool. Now it's like you're at least, you feel like you're in a different, you know, kind of in a little bit of a different, like, league a little bit. Yeah. So it's cool. No, it's interesting. Yeah, because I think it used to feel like, yeah, if you got a special on something or you got, it wasn't, you couldn't tell your friends you were a comedian if felt like, right. It's just my perception that you until you got something on television, you know, or something, you know, something on streaming something somewhere. Yeah. Until then, a lot of people thought you were just like,

Starting point is 00:26:26 a gay guy, like trying not to be gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, damn, like dude. This guy, yeah. This is how he gets that out of his system. Yeah, yeah, you know, he can't sing, he can't dance. All these guys, telling little stories, he tried playing the homeless trombone, he got blown off the fucking streets.

Starting point is 00:26:42 So now he's gotta do his gay little stories. Yeah. It really is art for the least talented people in the world. That's what we're doing. He's like, we have no, we are not showmen. You put us in the 20s when everyone, how you do it in Malady, you know, in between they had to be their own dance guys. We're fucked.

Starting point is 00:27:00 We just got to tell humorous stories. Yeah, we would be on a one poster. Oh my god. Yeah, we were peeping times before that windows. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Just be just trying to put your cheek up against the woman's window and maybe she rubbed her tits on it for a second. Some of that heat gets through that window. God, I miss all that. I love that. You know, yeah, but there was something about getting it in a place. And I think having it a place where it's like, I think it starts to, if there's any, I was just wondering, there used to be this thing in our heads that would be like, oh,

Starting point is 00:27:36 man, this thing's spinning in. If I don't get, once you get something in a place where people can go view it, then it feels like you're at least achieved some goal. Totally. You know, if it's like you're at least achieved some goal. Totally. You know, if it's a success, but it's a goal. And no, I really feel that way a little bit where it's like, that's what I was wondering.

Starting point is 00:27:51 It's my, it's still like that. It feels like a fucking safe point in the video game. Right. You know what I mean? You can save it now. Yeah, yeah, it's like, I can take a break. Because dude, I've been fucking, I've been going, like I've been not since the pandemic ended.

Starting point is 00:28:04 It's like, it literally has just been fucking, I've been going, like I've been not, since the pandemic ended, it's like, it literally has just been like, my road business and my, like, you know, line has kept growing to a point where I felt like, I couldn't stop. I was like, I needed some tangible thing. Even though that's a little in your head, I think we're both, and a lot of people are just a little neurotic in comedy,

Starting point is 00:28:21 where you have to feel like you have earned a break. And to me, it does, this thing does feel that way where it's like, I worked hardest fuck, put out a special, busted my ass to get more material in a year so that I could potentially do this. And now it's like, we saved, I'm gonna go fuck, I'm gonna do some side quests. I'm in Vice City, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to the,

Starting point is 00:28:43 do the cheek, the hack where they suck you off. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to the, do the cheek, the hack where they suck you off. You know what I mean? I'm gonna go to the beach and shoot. You know what I mean? Just like hang out. Like I can't wait to do that, but yeah, it definitely feels that way. And it's hard because not a lot of, there's not a lot of that stuff anymore. A little bit of it feels like we, we don't know a path. There are no answers. Wow.

Starting point is 00:29:02 The thing that's, except maybe your own podcast, which is kind of why I started one too, where it was just like, that's like, you're connected to your people once a week, and I love that aspect of it, but everything else, dude. YouTube could fucking decide, we don't want dirty shit on our platform tomorrow.

Starting point is 00:29:18 Yeah. And then what the fuck do you do? You're fucked, you know? And it's like, even, you know, Instagram, take that all those motherfolks can change their algorithm like that. They could ban you. It just, I got plenty of shit, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:29:30 Plenty of people, all comedians have said some wild bannable shit if they decide to switch up. So it's like, so it does it, you know, but this does feel like, hey, I have this body of work at least where it's like the big picture thing that's there and then it'll help with all this other shit until we figure out what the next thing is. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the big picture thing that's there. And then it'll help with all this other shit until we figure out what the next thing is. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:48 Yeah, it's cool, man. Well, congratulations, dude. Thanks, dude. You're really deserving. And yes, but it was cool. I know you and I crossed paths a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah, we were both in Cleveland.

Starting point is 00:29:56 In Cleveland. Yeah, yeah, that was cool, man. That was awesome. Yeah, that was fucking sick. Yeah, that was cool, man. We were in Akron, the house of your plan Akron, where LeBron was built. Get the darkest theater I'd ever been in. It was fucking sick. Yeah, it was cool, man. You're an actor in the house of your plan actor, where LeBron, LeBron was built. Get the darkest theater I'd ever been in.

Starting point is 00:30:07 It's very dark. I had no idea how gigantic it was. I literally thought I was like, oh, cool, Theo's doing like, he wants to do some small theaters and shit. I thought it was like, the people writing for him is then they turn the lights on. And this motherfucker goes up like that high.

Starting point is 00:30:20 There's like suicide sex, you know? Oh, we do five or six guys die about that. Yeah. Yeah, a bunch of jump off that bitch. Yeah, a couple dudes that are, yeah, an auditioning for anti-fed shows or whatever. Yeah, dude, it's crazy. We had a show last night. I am tired, man.

Starting point is 00:30:36 We had a show last night in Huntsville. Hell yeah. What was I thinking about? Oh, when you said federal funding, oh, so if they say if they did divide in the States, right? So Louisiana, there was a time where they were giving federal funding and they said we had to change our drinking law from 18 to 21. Can you pull that up, Alex? What? And we said fuck you. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:00 We said fuck you. That's not only are we going to be drunk Yeah, but we're gonna let our roads deteriorate So we try yeah, yeah, yeah, the following year there was like 7,000 drunk driving Fugged try as mother fucker. We don't care. They're like it's babies with fetal alcohol since driving It's Albanian babies Pull up an article this if you see something like that. That's fucking awesome, dude Yeah, it's Albanian babies. Pull up an article, this if you see something like that. That's fucking awesome, dude. Yeah, to see that.

Starting point is 00:31:30 I respect that so much. Well, we tried, I remember to do that. And for a few years it stood up and everybody's excited, we can drink, you know, but then everybody's famed kids were dying. Yeah, we were dying. Like, oh man, we shouldn't drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:42 For three and a half years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is For three years. For three hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is funny though, if you watch like clips of when they pass drunk driving laws, people are just like, are you fucking kidding me? In my own truck, the government is trying to fucking, now they're in my F-150, what's next? You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:32:00 It's like people fight good like any regulation tooth and nail, which like, it's like the like the way of babies like I'm not going to bed So I think and then they you know they wake up and just look let's say this this baby does smoke cigarettes And it's had a history gambling online To be able to say that He's got a dirty mouth Yeah, this baby worked off shore for a couple of years Here it says published marks 10th 1996 at 5am I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:32:25 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Starting point is 00:32:41 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. that barred those under 21 from buying alcohol, Louisiana has become the only state in the nation with a drink and age of 18. That's not still how it is though, is it? No, they had to change it at some point. When the potholes were so big,

Starting point is 00:32:51 it was just swallowing entire cars. Oh, there's people doing like spas in a pothole, they put a heating rod down into a pothole. That's what I can order. Yeah, there they have people. Yeah, some people drove into a bottle. They feel they film that movie tremors in a bottle. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:10 Yeah. They have a whole sound stage down there. Oh, there's people. Dennis Quaid was in that bottle. Elon Musk is doing something down in one of them. Yep. Who's one of his little tunnels? Um, my man loves tunnels.

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Starting point is 00:35:53 But yes, they both are cities with their own like vibe. But I don't know, I mean, we were, my family just did not, Greek people didn't have Thanksgiving. Oh, really? So like we adopted that shit while we were here. Obviously like, you know, you're here, you're living America, whatever. But like my family was not a turkey family, my dad,

Starting point is 00:36:10 we would always get a leg a lamb. We would always have lamb. And we would go, our Thanksgiving was we would always go to my brother's godmother's house who lived just in the hood, truly. Like she, I don't know what the fuck happened. She's the only, she's like a four, six woman, both dimensions, just a lot, you know, where's a 38, 38 pant?

Starting point is 00:36:34 I'm so literally dude. All solders. She's the, she rules. Yeah, she's so, she's like very, you wanna talk about low center gravity. You cannot move this woman, believe me, she digs her heels in. And she just like lived in the fucking,

Starting point is 00:36:49 like East Baltimore in the 90s, it was fucking brutal. And like, that was the first time I was ever scared of a neighbor, because it's a little kid you don't know any better. And it's not like, by the way, Greaktown was not good, but we would go there and be like, what the fuck is going on here? Like, you know, kids are just playing like basketball with like, like legitimately not and be like what the fuck is going on here like you know kids are just playing like basketball with like

Starting point is 00:37:06 Like legitimately not bought like what yeah Yeah, there'd be kids playing with like a big orange Very large orange, you know they peel that you lose you have to peel it for the winter and serve it to him If you lose you get scurvy. You don't have the correct vitamin C. It was the only orange, that you know, living a food desert, of course, in the hood. So it's the only orange for miles.

Starting point is 00:37:34 Yeah, so it's a coveted thing. But yeah, and it wasn't literally, it was like, you know, like not a real hoop, it's like one of those crates that you come out and I was just like, what the fuck, and we were not, it was. And I was just like, what the fuck, and we were not, it was the first time I was like, what the fuck's going on here? And like, why did she live here?

Starting point is 00:37:50 Cause I always thought she was rich, like in my head, I don't know, she just carried herself like a rich woman, I guess. And we would just go there and just like, you know, have watched the parade, have a bunch of weird half Greek half American dishes. She made some weird mushroom rice and just her sons would fuck us up. You know, like that rough housing of just like, if you're if you're four and some women got teenage sons, they are just, you know, tossing you around, slapping the fuck out of you,

Starting point is 00:38:19 being like, you're a bitch if you tell, you're not a bitch. Yeah, you're not a bitch. But you're in a neck brace. Yeah. And then you punch them in the dick. That's the one move of like a little kid has when when they you're not a bitch. Yeah, you're not a bitch. But you're in a neck brace. Yeah, and then you punch them in the dick. That's the one move of like a little kid has when they're fighting like a teen. It's just the the nice cock punch. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:32 But that was our holidays were real, you know, and then Christmas was just, did they have a Santa would you ever do a Greek Santa? Not a Greek Santa, yeah, Greek Santa. Or a bolted or Santa. That's what you want. Yeah. You know, the other people, oh, beautiful girl, come here. Santa, Santa, Greek Santa's like the 16 year old hostess

Starting point is 00:38:50 of the diner's like, you tell me, tell you what you want. No problem. Come here. I have, I have for you. You not tell my wife. Miss close, don't need to know. Yeah. Greek Santa, all the kids get a full of feta from his pockets.

Starting point is 00:39:05 It's like, it's inside not too deep, not rich deep, eh? Everybody have to have feta. Yeah. But we waited, we waited in line to see. You did? Yeah, I loved all that shit. I loved all that whimsical American shit. Because that's the other thing.

Starting point is 00:39:23 Greek people's do Chris was actually not a big deal new years is when you give give presents Yeah, but my they tried that we were like look motherfucker you moved to America. I'm getting my shit on party I'm getting my shit on December 25. Yeah, maybe even the 24th, but yeah, we were just yeah I they're trying to think what they had in our town Yeah, see a Santa you have a little hootin any they had in our town. Yeah, we go see a Santa. You have a little hootin' any? They had to do yet. They used to have it as place.

Starting point is 00:39:48 It was like a secondary bread or something. You ever had seen one of them shops where it's like you go get the bread, but they should have sold it. Yes, the other day. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were soup kitchens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like your mom's like, we're going to a store, Theo.

Starting point is 00:40:04 It's all bread in there. Yeah, like your mom's like we're going to a store Theo It's all bread in there But they'd have a dude over there. He would pull up this kind of cage and Santa And he'd be like what do you want that by? Yeah, I don't know We're gonna get your boy Yeah, Kajin Santa, you want You want a lift? Like he get back to the lane. I like. He gets out. It's like you have ailments from Cajun Santa. You got a cliff lift, my boy. You

Starting point is 00:40:37 going to wake up without your front tooth. You want a little cliff palette from Santa, huh? Yeah. Your left leg is going to be twoins just longer than your right leg from now on. Let me hear if I got a little poorly over in my sack for you. I'll buy it. Yeah. Yeah. Something that will slow you down in the swamp. The French hip of an alligator.

Starting point is 00:41:00 It just gives you mystical presence. There will be one gator here. Be your friend. But there will one guy that he'll be your friend but number three, get up your enemy. He would be like, let me hold your hand together. We'll pray for your dead twin that was never born. I'm like dead twin. His eyes roll back and he's like,

Starting point is 00:41:18 tell mommy it's Todd's gonna get her next. Oh, that's too much for me for one day for that. Oh I need gumbo. Quick get him some gumbo so he can tell the future. Get that boy crawled dead. Somebody get here. Let him suck on a head. Somebody let him suck on a head Somebody let him suck on a head to keep his head. Yeah, he's powers keep his energy That's this present to his like crawdads. He didn't suck on to completion. I left a little head on a meat Little meat on the head that foyer, but you've been a good boy. I got you hot warm. Oyster Let me give you a warm voice in a couple of not can tablets. Welcome to New Orleans, baby. This is a little Wayne's box of short. From

Starting point is 00:42:16 when he was in the hot boys. Yeah, we got to put your little Wayne's box of short. Please invest in a viral photo taken at mall Louisiana. Santa Cash and gun. Let's see what happened here. There you go. That's fucking sick. Oh, yeah, that's some dude.

Starting point is 00:42:31 Oh, that's a great pig. And what the article says there, brother? I hope the police are searching them to give them the key to the city. Baton Rouge photo showing two men posing with stacks of cash and a handgun alongside them. All Santa. That's what I can sick look. And look at Santa. He's dad. He's doing a dab. Dude. He's one. He's a couple dances behind.

Starting point is 00:42:53 And trying to catch on the black culture. Yeah, dude. DaV came after the Dougie, bro. Get it together. One of the one of them had to see in the photos 29 year old Almanzo Paul Almanzo is such a sick name. Oh Nope, no not Alonzo They want an extra M in Alonzo. It's a power move Almanzo Dude, yeah, I love it. Yeah was arrested Thursday on an unrelated one out of Texas. Wow was arrested Thursday on an unrelated one out of Texas. Wow. Snitching.

Starting point is 00:43:25 They were having some Christmas cheer. It's fucking illegal to have a nice time with Santa Claus now. I think it's the nine millimeter that got him. I thought this was America. That could be a glock. Yeah, times of shame. That's one of the most American Christmas pictures

Starting point is 00:43:39 I've ever seen. What are you supposed to do, not go shopping? He's got money. It's Santa's at a mall. He's putting money back into the fucking economy and he's protecting himself with the second amendment rights Now did he get that strictly legally who's to say oh now we care about fucking red government red tape Yeah, how do we know we in a lifeguard? And we need more black lifeguard. We need more black lifeguard. Those pools get testy. Yeah, let's say this.

Starting point is 00:44:10 We need more black lifeguards. Look at me Biden. Somebody Joe, here's how you're going to win. Here's how you're going to win the next year. More black lifeguards. They should. Oh, what do I see this morning? Oh, Joe talking to some kid. They have another thing with a kid up there. They, I feel I'm at the point with Biden just they, it's not, it feels like they shouldn't do this to an old person. Oh, dude, it's fully elder abuse.

Starting point is 00:44:36 That's what I feel like. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And it feels like it's almost like you're trying to create Stockholm syndrome within us that we think it's crazy. Like, yeah. Like if that were my dad or grandpa, I would be like, hey, don't do this to him. Let's get a look how sad he looks.

Starting point is 00:44:49 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Holy fuck, he looks so fucking sad. Dude, the other day, one of the- The first one, that looks like a guy wearing a Joe Biden mask. Somebody get that motherfucker his dosage of fucking super at all. What the fuck dude? I do not want to see him in public unless they've got him dosed with like whatever fucking, you know, growth hormone, whatever. Dude, he is. How good. Whatever he's, they give him must feel awkward. Or peptide, you think? Whatever it is, dude. Some kind of shit

Starting point is 00:45:21 we don't even know about. But yeah, day he answered there was some questions to that video He answered florissa explains it all was his answer holy shit. That was when I was a child That's awesome dude. That's 20 years ago, but yeah He just smelled a kid this morning and they he's like how old are you there's a new video and he She's like a 17 and their brother goes she's six And her brother goes, she's six. Sorry, old habits die hard. He's just clicking. He's got the kind of dementia where he's like, now he's acting like he didn't his 40s. And now is it, when he's riding that Amtrak down to Delaware, cute woman sits next to

Starting point is 00:45:57 him on the, on the fucking, head and onion. Yeah, yeah. You're 17, right? Yeah. He knows the age of consent of all the states that Amtrak passes. He's the New York Jersey. He's town. Oh, you're 60 right there.

Starting point is 00:46:10 He's in September 10th, eh? Stop the train right here, conductor. Stop it for 12 minutes. Hey, let's slow down and Delaware. And I'm trying to meet a girl. He knows the safe havens. Yeah. 16-year-old, say it to age of of, oh, you know he was up there.

Starting point is 00:46:26 Hey, right, but, hey, let me know before we reach the baton, man. Yeah. You know, I gotta, I gotta telegram my girl. Charger, he's ever thought I'd buy an ass sexual girl if she said, I didn't see him, dude. Is this, what is this guy wanna be a comedian?

Starting point is 00:46:40 It's funny though to call him creepy. It's like, all right guys, he's clearly losing his mind. That's what I don't like. Let's get you know, yeah I don't have the faculties to be a pedophile anymore. Right. That's the unfair part of it. Yeah Cut down in this prime now that he's finally not he's finally got all the power in the world. He's too seen how to be a pedophile It's hard to break into their pedophiles It's hard to break into their catapiles, dude. It's like the fucking, the, um, fuck, what's the old sci-fi?

Starting point is 00:47:11 Oh, why don't you talk about a Twilight Zone like me or Toppel's Hollow. Yes, Twilight Zone where the guy has all the time in the world in his glasses break and he can't read anymore, he's like, but there was time now. That's Biden now. Where he's like, but I'm the president now.

Starting point is 00:47:24 I could go to Epstein's Island. Yeah. I tell you now. He's like, but I'm the president now. I could go to Epstein's Island. It's over. Sorry, Joey. It's the riser shut down. Yeah. Just a scene I'll jump out and sadly walking through an empty Epstein's island. Now that I get in, it's fucking good. That was the ticket booth right there. He's just seeing a plaque with his like fucking Bill Clinton smiling. Yeah. That's why I won a stuffed 14 year old. That's why I won a gold fish. That's a week called and it was a Chinese boy. He did the fucking, he did the fucking ski ball.

Starting point is 00:48:11 They have those disc toss, but it's on a Chinese boy's penis. You gotta get it on. Oh. High difficulty. Yeah. Let's just say high difficulty. You're like, man, there's no way to get this on.

Starting point is 00:48:28 That's all that. You're like complaining. I saw Bill Gates do it. He did it. He had a whole fucking. I saw Stephen Hawking build a robot that could do it. Yeah, they're like dice clay landed a smoke ring on it. Trump's claim that was fixed.

Starting point is 00:48:44 Yeah. I'm like smoke ring on it. Trump's claim that was fixed. I did it. Dude, I saw a pot hole the other day. We went to the University of Tennessee football game and we saw a pot hole with just like smoke coming out of it. And it reminded me of Trump's hair, dude. Yeah, hell yeah. It's just like that hot smoke coming out.

Starting point is 00:49:01 Absolutely. God, that was. He's got some funny clips recently, too. Yeah, it's interesting. He feels like he's getting a little senile, too. Which I'm not smoking. Absolutely. God, that's some funny clips recently too. Yeah, it's interesting. He feels like he's getting a little senile too. Which I'm not against. Right, because it's gonna get funny. Oh, I think it'll get really get funny if he gets in. I think I don't know.

Starting point is 00:49:14 I just, I am so sick that we're stuck in this two parties. They, we are trapped in the two party system. You're trapped forever. It's obvious that we're trapped. I think humans are starting to realize, like there's no more, you can't do it anymore to people. At some point, we're gonna have to break out. You'd hope so, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:49:33 I mean, it's true that it's like, these options, none of these options are good where it's like, you see, like on polling, like the little stuff that I pay attention to, it's like, when you ask people generic Democrat versus Trump, generic Democrat wins. And you ask them generic Republican versus Biden, generic Republican wins. It's like, they just don't want these guys. Nobody wants these guys. And it's like, Democrats have nobody. They have no, like Kamala Harris has no sauce whatsoever. They're not even making a plan though. That's what, that's

Starting point is 00:50:02 the part I don't understand. Like, what could their strategy be? They can't have Joe Biden run again. I don't think it's because it's just not going to be to me. It just gets to the point where it's like that's the part that's to me makes me sad. It's like, yeah, can we stop doing this to this God? It's just not fair. Let him eat some ice cream. Right. Bring in. Come on. Bring somebody else in his stead right now that at least is somebody who's viable. Right. And for all intents and purposes, we should consider him dead.

Starting point is 00:50:31 Like he's not. He's technically breathing. But like for all intents and purposes, the guy's got to, you know, you like let him fucking retire, let him hang out. He's had a whole nice career of being a fucking, you know, one of the most lucky guys of all time. But I don't know, but his son died, you know, his son died. He was in a union fire.

Starting point is 00:50:54 He was doing something. He was in the merchant marines. He was on the top of Kilimanjaro. His son passed away, he called him a black school district and died at the hands of a Narcan and local confi. It was either that or brain cancer. I can't tell. I was that though. He might have been drowned at the Autobahn Zoo somewhere outside of Cincinnati. When Joe burrowed through a little pass over the middle. And he hung him out of the dry.

Starting point is 00:51:21 I will hit him. Yeah. He hate to see that. I remember it like it was yesterday here. I remember it like it was tomorrow. Yeah, but everything's kind of becoming a little bit of like a farce like, um, Oh, did you see, uh, and thanks so much for being here, man. It's like the funnest conversation I've had in a long time.

Starting point is 00:51:40 Yeah. And congrats to your episode. It was like one of our most watched ones. I mean, it was so fucking fun. People love you. Thanks, man. Yeah. And congrats to your episode. It was like one of my most watched ones. Oh, I mean, it was so fucking fun. People love you. Thanks, man. Yeah. No, this is so sick. I'm, thanks for letting me fucking promote the special.

Starting point is 00:51:52 Go watch that motherfucker's fat rascal out. I think now we're next week or whenever this comes out. But yeah, do you feel a responsibility to stay fit, kind of? Um, yeah, you know what? I do every time like a famously fat person loses weight, it does feel like a betrayal. I will admit that But I think I could lose 100 pounds and still be Generally thick, you know what I mean? So it's like I just want I want to trim it down a little bit I want to get a little I want to get it

Starting point is 00:52:22 You know going a little bit, but yeah, I can never be a skinny guy. Like you see, like fat Joe, the man's name is fat Joe. He's zamped up right now. Oh, yeah. He's fucking his humongous head. Skinny, you can't be skinny, man. You can't take the ozampic that far. Get it, adjust your dose, have a little fun, have some cheaterones, and fucking stay, you know, big arms little titties. That's my dream. Just, I just want little kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids,

Starting point is 00:52:52 I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I'm teaching my kids, I've seen some hot big armed little tiddy ladies big arm little tiddy. Maybe that's somebody raised an amount on a mountain. Yes.

Starting point is 00:53:06 Yes. Yeah, climbing up somebody got to go up here. Pull themselves up a lot. Absolutely thick, very, very like the tips of their thing. I'll be basically Albanian soup fingers. Albanian soupsters. The thick knuckles, you know what I mean? Maybe bales of hay. man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

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Starting point is 00:53:52 from the South and she said she was fixing to come. Oh yeah. That sounds all right. I would love to be like. I'm fixing to come out. I would be like that. Awesome. Take your time.

Starting point is 00:54:03 Because what it would do to you, what it would do for me was I would hear fixing to come and I would both get the rush of a woman saying she's about to come. But just that phrase would make me in my head smell biscuits and think about biscuits and think about other like southern traditions. And I think it would be a very powerful crime. I'll have a couple of scoops at to come. If you're fixing it. You're fixing the camera. I'll have a couple of scoops up to come. If you're fixing it. You're fixing to come. Well, I've never had to come.

Starting point is 00:54:29 Yeah, put some cheese on it. Maybe I'll have a little of it. Not much, you know. Yeah. All right, we ate a little bit again. Have you ever been fat at all in your life? I had a couple months where I was fat, something happened on an urm,

Starting point is 00:54:42 interesting. And uh, Oh, I got in a wheelchair. Ooh, uh, oh, I got in a wheelchair. Oh, fuck for what? I got in a wheelchair, dude. I got my pinnocks taken out. I was running the bases. I was doing baseball.

Starting point is 00:54:53 Oh, shit. Right? My pinnocks burst or whatever as a child. Oh, my God. And our coach, right, it was like just some guy. He was just so fat. He just hated gay people, right? That can happen.

Starting point is 00:55:04 I can't do it. He was like, your brain gets so fat it cuts off the empathy part of your brain. So anybody different than you, you want to just fucking, you know, you want to kill them. Absolutely. Yeah. And he would like try to point to a base and he couldn't even put it. He was always like, he has to do a full body point. He was like a, he was like John McCain duck hunting. You know, he just, he just fucking could go ahead and make my day.

Starting point is 00:55:30 Just do it at four degrees or under. Yeah. Yeah. Having to do like glue bridges to raise the gun. So that was crazy, dude. I think it should popped. And the so I'm shut down between a second and third, right? Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:55:49 And he scream at me to go and I'm going to die. Move. I am going to die. I'm like crawling towards third base. And our field was kind of downhill. It all went into the right field. So I'm crawling, so I'm crawling the uphill way. Oh, yeah. A slight angle up. Oh, half of our hits went to the right field. So I'm crawling the uphill way. Oh yeah. A slight angle up.

Starting point is 00:56:06 Oh, half of our hits went to the right field. And because it was a pretty hard gradient out there. And so I'm going uphill dude, it was like Evo Gima. Yeah. Yeah. And I've got like sepsis or something and they took me to the hospital. So then I was in a wheelchair for a while

Starting point is 00:56:25 And I put some of the medications in me maybe put a little bit of weight So I had a lot of water retention sure a little puffy. Yeah, and I think I thought I was gonna die So I just wanted to eat as much as I could a little pie on the way out. Oh at that age Cobbler. Oh, yeah, we didn't have croissants in our area. I don't know not even with the French Caj occasion kind of, Benyez, nothing. Sausage, we had a lot of roadside sausage. What's the strangest sausage?

Starting point is 00:56:53 You have armadillo sausage? No, I've had, what's something I've had this pretty well. I've had dove, you know, I've seen a couple brothers. Dove, them. Couple brothers grill up a dove outside of our apartment complex. How do you know what's a dove? Huh? How do you know what's a dove? They say, hey, brothers grill up a dub outside of our apartment complex.

Starting point is 00:57:05 How do you know it's a tough? Huh? How do you know it's tough? They said, hey, how many ones in dub? You got some dub? And I turned them down most of the time. Probably I had a little. Absolutely. It's not bad, but you've talked to them for a while.

Starting point is 00:57:14 Right. But they're nice, but they're good guys. They're just too old to be talking to a child. Sure. Yeah. Especially for eating a damn church meal. Of course, of course. What do you think they, do you think they wait in trees above weddings? They release them.

Starting point is 00:57:29 They just like, you see some fat black on your bed of the tree? We got them. Have you seen that dove they throw at that wet at the funeral? No. Oh yeah, and it gets got by a hawk or whatever? No, the one that just, uh, that's a funny one. Where they do that thing where it's like, we'll release his soul. Literally a hawk comes to fucking takes and just kills the dove. And it was like, oh, it's like, fuck our grandfather's going to hell.

Starting point is 00:57:58 Pull that up, man. Pull up brother, though, release death. Put it if he can, man. I think a roadside brother. Peace bird. The sea see what you got. Please type that exact phrase. There you go.

Starting point is 00:58:18 That's it right there. I'm going to put them on for a second. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And my brothers, I heard David said, just a day. You want to put them on for a second? Oh yeah. And my brothers. I heard David said just a day. Oh, if I had wings like this dope, but then when I fly away, and be a wreck.

Starting point is 00:58:37 Ooh! I need you to run. You're gonna have to run. And boy, that's dinner, boy. And be a wreck. That's church dinner. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. I would eat it. I would eat it. I would eat most birds, I would say. Panda, you think you'd eat it?

Starting point is 00:58:52 Good question. I mean, they're sedentary animals. They're pretty fat. Wouldn't be tough of me. You think it would be marbled, kind of? Marbled. I mean, people talk about Rogan talks about eating bear. I feel like I see clips. I mean, I'm not sure if I'm gonna eat it. the pretty fat wouldn't be tough me. It would be. You think it would be marbled kind of?

Starting point is 00:59:05 Marbled. I mean, people talk about, Rogan talks about eating bear. I feel like I see clips of him talk about eating bear a lot. Or he's had guests on that if eating bear. Yeah. So, Yeah,

Starting point is 00:59:17 Pandages of Chinese bear. Little Sushwans on that fucking. I mean, Get a quick, Look at that bitch right there. You wouldn't fucking have a, Shionna could send you, Panif the US's, I'm going to a friendship. Okay, dude panseared. I would take that I would take a big bear

Starting point is 00:59:29 But can you search? Can you eat panda? Yeah, yeah, cuz I've seen a picture of a bear steak that's Got me thinking might bear be so How how how does giant panda meat taste terrible apparently in 1983 a Chinese villager and you knew ale fucking eat anything Name Langs is all my name tried to illegally killing a giant panda He told the judge that his wife cooked the meat with turnips, but they didn't enjoy it So he fed some of his pigs and gave the remainder to his sister Damn just a couple the sister catching strays who is Albanian. Damn, yeah, I tried to feed it to my pigs, but they were too sophisticated.

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Starting point is 01:03:40 Find your bright spot this season with better help. Dude, did you see these two? Did you see this is how just weird the world was getting stopped? Is like, did you see the two? There was, I think Mullins was the guy's name in the, um, the senator. What was this? This was, yeah, I think this was yesterday or today's go. Republican Senator Mark Wayne Mullin challenged Teamsters president, Salno Brian to fight during a Senate hearing rising from the seat before the committee chair

Starting point is 01:04:08 stepped into defuse a conversation. What the fuck? This is pretty interesting. The Senator challenges him to a fight. Yeah, it's just crazy that like this is where we're at. I know, dude. Yeah, let's play it. Now let's talk about Mr. O'Brien himself as behaviorist. Everybody knows that it's here in the last time. And when I kind of had a back and forth, I appreciate you're a meter today.

Starting point is 01:04:28 It's quite different. But after you left here, you got pretty excited about the keyboard. In fact, you tweeted at me, one, two, three, four, five times. And let me read what the last one said. Quit the tough guy act and these Senate hearings. You know where to find me. Any place, anytime. Cowboy.

Starting point is 01:04:52 Sorry, this is a time, this is a place. No, it's not, they can't, you're in the fucking Senate. I'm just thinking of all the things you're here. Okay, that's fine, perfect. You want it now? I'd love to do it right now. I'm saying it better. Just change your bottle. Hold it, hold it, stop it. Wait, you're losing every bottle. And look at, it right now. Hold it.

Starting point is 01:05:05 Hold it. Stop it. Look at it. Look at it. Sit down. You know, you're a United States senator. Get his ass, Bernie. Can I respawn? Hold it. Hold it.

Starting point is 01:05:17 Get his ass, Bernie. This is a hearing. God knows the American people have enough attempt, but Congress, let's not make it worse. I don't like drugs and duets. You up in that. I don't like words and views you up and that's why I don't like you because you just drive yourself Just say then let's do this because I did challenge you and I accepted your challenge No, I didn't go by that was you challenged me to a cage match back in like a shoulder Hold it. No excuse me. I can like a 12 year old. We all told you. It was big. Hold it.

Starting point is 01:05:47 No, excuse me, I will say, I will say exactly. Senator Mullin, I have the mic. You have questions on any economic issues? We're not here to talk about physical issues. That's good, man. That's fucking crazy. Meanwhile, that guy has two of Oval Day Mom sitting behind him, like, so sad about what happened to their kids. And that's what they're doing. Dude, that guy has two of Oval Day moms sitting behind him. Like so sad about what happened to their kids.

Starting point is 01:06:06 And that's what they're doing. That's insane. The saddest talk about being your bitch made. No, your bitch made. Yeah. And he's three and oh, Mark Wayne. What do you fight in? Uh huh. Probably I would guess it in a car.

Starting point is 01:06:17 Oh, yeah, MMA. He played. You think you had the unders giant with the one, yeah, with the one shoulder. He's got a Westville Oklahoma Wow So he was maybe semi pro Did he have a nickname though that would be his best as it happens The senator what if his big

Starting point is 01:06:35 Senator Mark one big government. I like that big government Mark when you have two names you owey be Clinton bonds. Oh Clinton bonds he beat him twice He fought Bobby Kelly. He fought Bobby What the fuck That's awesome, but it's just that's weird man where it's getting now. Yeah, that absolutely That's how we're gonna raise money for the for the for their county or whatever. Yeah, absolutely. That's how we're going to raise money for their, for their, for their county or whatever. Yeah, because they're like, yeah, they're going to do a fight

Starting point is 01:07:09 versus an only fans model. And that's where the fun thing is going to, it's like, yeah, the government is dead, man. It's like, it's, I know, it just feels like it's, the tech is the government now. Yeah, everything is so privatized, which is an issue, I mean, like, I'm not, I don't think government is good, but I just think you can't trust business. Like, the thing is, like, I don't trust the government, but I trust them, we have slightly more direct control

Starting point is 01:07:38 over the government than we do just rich people that can do whatever the fuck they want. And that's what's scary is like tech, like you're saying, by default kind of controls our lives. And it's like, you know, it starts out fine, but like we're just talking about it. It's like, we've made our living, honestly, a big part on with tech companies.

Starting point is 01:07:55 YouTube's fucking Google. They're one of the biggest fucking tech companies in the world, Instagram, Metta, whatever you wanna say. And now everything's fine, but it's like, these motherfuckers can decide tomorrow that they can just like, you know what I mean? This guy's voice, we don't need it. It's not part of a bigger,

Starting point is 01:08:09 it's like if those companies get together, what are what's our goals for the next five years? Okay, we got to weed some of these people out. You know, it's like, but you're right in that, like, but you're right. And it's scary in that, like, yeah, there's no, people didn't ever respect the government.

Starting point is 01:08:24 Right, I mean, or they did. There was a position of power, whatever, but it's like, that's what happens when you don't get money. When it's so clear that these motherfuckers are bought and paid for, that you don't respect them anymore. And so then it becomes not who do I trust to like take care of my district, but who's cool. And it becomes a fucking weird popularity contest and you get a guy who'll probably be like,

Starting point is 01:08:48 I'm not a pussy. I challenge some fucking dork to a fight. And then some fucking morons will be like, that's my fucking guy. Or like, what's your face, Jack and off that guy at Beetlejuice? Like, that was the coolest thing she's ever done. Lauren Bober. She, Jack, she over the pants, jacked her date. First date, I don't agree with her politics,

Starting point is 01:09:08 but I do agree with her stances of date. Yeah. That's her date etiquette is awesome. Yeah, especially in a movie, and it was a packed movie theater. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember seeing that. I don't remember.

Starting point is 01:09:18 Wow, there's other people right there. And it's like, it's the Trump effect of like, yeah, the guy's entertaining. The guy's fucking entertaining. Well, at this point, that's what I think some people are saying. This government is a shit's, I think we've entered kind of like a privatized communism. That's what it feels like, right? And I don't know if communism's right, but it's like a privatized, like, yeah, our leaders, like tech is the new fossil fuel.

Starting point is 01:09:40 I used to say that years ago. It's like, that's the leaders now. It's like, whoever, like, yeah, we can be shut down in a heartbeat because he doesn't like our voice or somebody doesn't like what we say or our direction or whatever it is. And so those are the leaders, those are the masters. And you kind of need a government, but it's like now the government's just being used as this shell company to kind of like that everybody's masquerading behind, you know? Yeah. And also to funnel our funds and whatever they want

Starting point is 01:10:06 Totally, I mean, yeah It's like I wouldn't say comment as I would say like it's kind of like a fucking oligarchy Which is like the little the few control everything okay? That's very which is like they're not redistributing fucking shit Yeah, like that's the other thing dude is like we don't even want that much like at this point I'm just like dude you want to you your pedophile, like Tim Dylan has that point where it's like, just go, you know, to go on your pedophile, I just do whatever, but it's like, could we have some healthcare?

Starting point is 01:10:33 Like, could we have, could we have the bear, like, before? To have a neck brace, so at least when the pedophile story breaks, I can sit up and look at my television. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's, that's the thing is like, it's not like 40 years ago, the rich didn't have better lives than all of us and the government didn't use their, you know, senators didn't, you know, the Kennedys were using state police to ferry 18 year olds from Boston in and

Starting point is 01:10:58 out of that, bring them beer and like, the powerful have always, whatever you want to say, like they are going to have more progences in us and that's something we can work on long term to get rid of. But like now it's like they are sucking people dry completely. And it's like, they don't care. Everyone, everyone, like all these centers are like insider trading inequality is so fucking crazy where it's like normal people cannot pay their fucking bills at all. And it's like, and then you have like scapegoat issues. The playbook is always like, let's turn people against each other, whether that's like, you know, big like, you know, blacks and white, blacks, race, games, trends, all this fucking. Yeah, it's like, that's, that's always the playbook where it's like, that doesn't

Starting point is 01:11:40 fucking really. If everybody had their shit, if everybody just had healthcare, they had a job that paid well, they didn't have to worry about like, you know, if an emergency happens, am I gonna fucking be out on the street? Oh, yeah. No one blood pressure medicine. They wouldn't say the end word. Absolutely. Absolutely, dude.

Starting point is 01:11:57 But sometimes your blood pressure is so high. You get over 180, dude. You got to drop at least a soft day. I mean, you got let some steak ball pop. They prescribe that. You go to certain, you're a certain first date. They're emergency rooms. They give you a bag and you can hear it.

Starting point is 01:12:14 You're straight into this. I know muffler, a silencer. It's like, it's a megaphone, but it's like a gun silencer. You're like, go ahead, sir. Shout it into that. And it just comes out so quiet. Beep.

Starting point is 01:12:28 And it actually registers like a dog. Here's it. Yeah, it tells your blood pressure at the same time. Yeah. So if you do hit a certain blood pressure, like, well, it's a loud. Or it comes out in Morse code. You say it.

Starting point is 01:12:42 It's like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Dude, yeah, there was some story about a guy who was in Morse code. You say it and it's like, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Hahaha. Dude, yeah, there was some story about a guy who was like Morse, like who was doing Braille, the inword all over the place. And people were fucking breeding it. Hahaha. I think that was an outside of Philadelphia. Oh, man, that is, I got to admit that's pretty good. Hahaha.

Starting point is 01:13:03 I don't like N word vandalism, but it's a, it's a pretty pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. I mean, I don't like N-word vandalism, but it's a, it's a pretty good. Because if you're blind, you only see black anyway. So this would be up to fucking pull it up with the run of a finger here. There it has got to be, it has to make you giggle. And I think blind people deserve left to laugh. That's a good point. Blind people deserve to laugh more than anyone. That's a very good point.

Starting point is 01:13:21 And if put in a couple N-bumps on Chipotle tables, it's going to do it. Carpenter a couple end bumps at a TJ Max. And that's our healthcare. As close as we're getting to healthcare. Yeah, I know, dude. It's tough not to be like, like almost like nihilistic where the shit's just not going to get better, where you're like, it just feels like they're gonna suck people dry so much and I just don't see any representation of like,

Starting point is 01:13:51 what a lot of, I mean, it would have to be like a youth movement I think, but of like young people just having enough of this shit. And like, because old people are just gonna stay conservative, that's how it goes traditionally. And I just think like, I don't know, man, you just gotta, shit has to get shaken up and we just need just basic shit.

Starting point is 01:14:11 I mean, you saw, obviously I was a big Bernie guy and there was a big outpouring of like, Trump and Bernie, it's not a coincidence that two kind of outside different things really registered with people. I would say to ran together. Yeah. I really do. Because I think then you have where the two or if one of them gets provides, one of them

Starting point is 01:14:31 gets president, they have to compete again. They have to work really work together. Yeah. Instead of just working with some guy you picked, you have to work with the other side. I know you mean, but there's no way like those guys were so apart on so much shit. But I know what you mean, but there's no way like those guys were so apart on so much shit. But I know you mean like, as a person, an American of it in like, oh, this is what I need. I think that actually would have resonated with people just because it's like, you know, they were saying some, I mean, obviously their solutions were very different.

Starting point is 01:14:58 Yeah, yeah. But like, they were saying similar stuff about like, this shit is just not, you know, I don't know that Trump is talking about inequality, obviously. But like they were saying similar stuff about like this shit is just not, you know, I don't know that Trump is talking about inequality obviously, but like they just felt like outsiders in a way. Trump was saying more general stuff. Bernie's message was I think way more like, you know, economically focused and redistributive. But like, yeah, everyone just wanted something new at that time. And we didn't get it. And we've doubled down on like, and then ultimately I think Trump got into office and it was

Starting point is 01:15:24 like a pretty run of the mill He didn't really do anything craze, you know anything like he didn't really shake shit up too much and then you get Biden who's the most like You know, it's it's been the same shit again over. Right. That's what everybody's realizing I think it's kind of no matter where it goes. Yeah, and that's what thing. It's like I think that's what people are at It's like is this salvageable, or is America just this experiment of freedom that didn't pan out? Right.

Starting point is 01:15:51 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we realizing that this is how capitalism falls? Because a lot of it is really greed. I think there should be a cap on how much money you can make as a human. Dude, I fully agree. I think like, when you look at how many, what like big projects happen in America,

Starting point is 01:16:07 like when we got out of the depression, all this stuff, it's like after a certain amount of money, you got taxed at 90%. And it's like, I know that sounds crazy, but it's like when you have, when you're making a hundred million dollars a year, do you really need a hundred ten? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:24 You know what I mean? Like is that, that 10 million makes such a difference to other people. And it's like nobody's saying you can't be prosperous and you can't make a ton of money and you can't do any of that shit. But it's like, just also, let's fucking take care of the people that, you know, because that money comes from somewhere.

Starting point is 01:16:40 That's what pissed me off. It's like Amazon made so much money during the pandemic. I know. And it's like, that was people's money, dude. That was like people, yeah, exactly. They businesses figure out a way to like never pay any fucking taxes. And you have to be so rich to figure that shit out. And it's like, you know, the people that get squeezed the most are in the middle. It's classic stuff. It's people who work hard as fuck, but don't, you know, you make like, you have a family, your taxes are fucking crazy, your small business owner, your taxes are fucking crazy.

Starting point is 01:17:09 But if you make $40 million, somehow you don't pay any taxes. You know what I mean? It's a lot of ways for people to hide stuff. It's definitely tricky. You know, and then, and then the lie that, oh, that are tax money, that it's not like the foreign aid thing

Starting point is 01:17:27 I think at a certain point it's like oh totally how you can fucking walk out of your house and Want to contribute to America like you can only burn people so much. Yeah before the like you know what man? You win fine. Yeah, right. I don't mean anything right right no I And it's, You can only do that so much as so many generations. And then people see it happen to their parents. They see it, you know, and it's like, we never protected Americans information. Like that's another thing. It's like people's information just became

Starting point is 01:17:55 backhanded deals and bullshit. And everybody, everybody's mothers get in fucking scammed or lose in the, it's like, we don't even, your phone number is even protected. I get numbers from some dude, some guy, some Argentinian guy all the time, telling me to fucking vote for him.

Starting point is 01:18:09 I don't live in his country. I don't live in his country, and I can't understand half of what he's saying. But this one sounds hot. Yeah. Yeah. So some South of the border. It's just basic stuff, man.

Starting point is 01:18:23 So. Yeah, no, I agree. And it's, the information thing's really interesting too, because it's like talking about how big tech like kinda controls everything, it's like, why don't those motherfuckers pay us for our information? They have just taken people basically, they're using us as free lab rats for all their shit.

Starting point is 01:18:39 It's like, why doesn't Google just pay everybody $4,000 a month? Yeah. Why not? They're making way more than that off every fucking human being. Why the fuck can't they provide, like pay us for the fucking work we're doing for you? And it's like no one, and it's like, yeah, look, I'm at the point where you're gonna steal my information. But instead of just like, you know, instead of just like opting in and that's that, it's like, well, fucking pay me for it.

Starting point is 01:19:02 Right. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, like pay us. If this is our world and you're using us to fucking test all your shit and you're using us to do all the shit, pay people for that shit. And it's like, you know, I don't know, maybe universal basic income is, it's kind of, that's something that's kind of interesting. It's like, if AI gets really crazy, it's like, well, let's, let's have people have

Starting point is 01:19:23 like a basis, have all their basis covered and then, hey, if they want with that basic income to just hang out all day, be kind of poor, but have all their needs met and just paint and draw and do whatever the fuck you want. It's just fucked up that like AI now, now they're like, how did fucking computers become the thing and machines became the thing that does art

Starting point is 01:19:45 and humans are the ones in fucking Amazon warehouses? Like shouldn't the robots be working? So we could paint. Why the fuck are we? Why the fuck do you type like Superman with tits and blonde hair into a computer and the computer does it? And then it's like, but some guys putting a 16 hour shift for no fucking money. Why aren't the robots the fucking slaves?

Starting point is 01:20:09 How are humans the fucking slaves? Yeah. And we like that should we should have lives of leisure with the AI. It should be the coolest thing of all time. But that's not how it happens. Albanian robots. We need to get some of them. Don't know't know. Yeah. You want him to be albeining because they're not going to get smart like SkyNet. They know their place. Dude, it's cool. You see that chat, GPT, it just, they just fired or the CEO. They did this whole Facebook backhanded thing where some of them voted like the Sam Altman guy got voted out by his partners.

Starting point is 01:20:42 Oh, okay. It was like some Yiddish melee and they all In the middle of the night they all fucking voted each other out of the shit Interesting yeah, I don't I don't fall that shit to to clu chat Gbt should too too too closely But yeah, that was like the first one chat maker maker, Chad DPC maker, open AI fires founder Sam Altman, pushed its co-founder and CEO Sam Altman, pushed out its co-founder and CEO of Sam Altman. After a review, he was not consistently candid in his communications with the board of directors. What was he lying about? I wonder. I don't know. They don't get into that. It doesn't seem like. All that shit. Who knows? This is hit 20. Co-founded

Starting point is 01:21:24 open a half out of years ago, the handful of others. And the idea was to create a nonprofit, huh? Yeah. As you know, while chat GBT became one of the most viral tech products in Skrull. This is a transcript of a podcast. Oh, it is, never mind. Yes, it's too much.

Starting point is 01:21:43 But they voted him out. A girl came in and now the pull up a picture of these guys of the chat GBT group founders. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. I bet they're hot. I shit. No. He's not that bad. He's bad looking. No, he's to handsome guys. Him. All of them is pretty handsome guy. Look at, but there's a group of four of them. if you can see more. His eyes, I don't trust his eyes. They're sad enough in a way that looks like he wants revenge. Yeah, he's not doing well.

Starting point is 01:22:11 Oh, there they are right there. Oh, man, my man's mid hair transplant. Oh, good zoom in on them. What the fuck is going on there? Zoom in on those days. Scute over. So Sam Alman is a guy in the back, right? They in the middle of the night, the guy in,

Starting point is 01:22:31 they voted him out, I believe, and the guy in the middle. The guy was like only one bald guy's allowed, only one guy with fucked up hair. And then the guy, the guy who ended up fucking them all somehow, I think, is the guy on the bottom right. Damn.

Starting point is 01:22:44 I mean, if you're a hairline like that, you're a fucking, you're a menace. You want the world, you guy who ended up fucking them all somehow, I think it's a guy on the bottom right. Damn. I mean, if you're a hairline like that, you're a fucking, you're a menace. You want, you want the world, you want to take back what the world took from you, which is that weird little, that weird little fuzz top he's got. Oh, yeah, dude. Who's the, who's the peace ains?

Starting point is 01:22:58 I don't know, she is pretty low. She's dressed like Elizabeth Holmes, which you wouldn't want to do if you're a tech person, right? Remember that? Oh yeah, the blood girl. Hey, just blood, yeah. Put this blood, put your blood in the Xerox machine.

Starting point is 01:23:12 And it'll literally print out what your blood type is. Like literally people were dripping their blood into a glass Xerox machine, putting the lid down. And it would print out if you need to invite him and Deer. That's how fucking stupid people are. This dude needs hat GPT dude. I'm gonna go ahead and say that. What's that dude's name?

Starting point is 01:23:34 Fuck all these creeps. Hey man, brother. Because at a certain point, people are just ruining society. Yeah. At a certain point, why is there a politician that's like, hey, this shit that we're doing is ruining, like a America, why don't we get to vote like, hey, this shit's ruining society. We don't even feel like a person anymore.

Starting point is 01:23:54 You feel like a victim to your phone. You don't, they're feeling like there's no use to you anymore. Like you're literally killing the spirits of people over time, right? I totally agree. I just, and it's like, and I'm just sounding like a downer. I love life. I'm grateful to be alive.

Starting point is 01:24:09 Absolutely. But I just feel like there's more to our lives. And it can be a richer experience. If we don't let it get sucked away by technology, I don't know how you do it. But I bet people would vote to say, yeah, I kind of agree with you. I think they would in the abstract, but in, because I'm with you fully, right?

Starting point is 01:24:29 I have this discussion with my friends all the time, because I have friends who make good points that are like, they're like, I mean, they're like, look, this is just how society is. Constantly technology is fucking, at least in our lifetime, right? Like, since the Industrial Revolution, it's like every fucking 30 years, shit gets crazy, right? Like, and I don't think it's natural, obviously, but it's like a lot of shit we do is not natural, right? We're fucking podcasting right now. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:24:54 Like, they didn't have this. Man was not meant to podcast, you know what I mean? But, and so on one hand, I'm like, well, look, technology's always gonna expand. People are always going to like relate in different ways, but I do think that we are getting to a point where it's like, this is getting so unnatural where it's like, I think we,

Starting point is 01:25:14 and the only solution though is to take a really, to take a really active like step and say, I'm off my phone this amount of time or regulate your phone use or like because people agree with with us I think but then they're like they're not gonna stop looking at you. Right. How can we do it? You know what I mean? It's like you all it's almost like we are It's like waking up and realizing fuck I got to go to rehab But it's like the entire world is fucking needs to go to rehab exactly

Starting point is 01:25:40 It's like it's like runs on these systems and it doesn and it doesn't feel like it's gonna go away at any point and I think the only, it's almost like a privileged thing. Like, look, me and you could fucking go take a two months in a cabin and not be on our phones, we'd be okay. We can fucking hire, you know, like I literally hire somebody to post on Instagram from because I don't wanna be on it, right?

Starting point is 01:26:02 Cause like, I would fucking go crazy if I was. But like, a lot of people don't just like We've backed people into corner where it's like so much of life happens online It's like what the fuck are they really gonna do you know what I mean? I wish it would be you know one of my favorite times as a child like our family wasn't real close and one of my favorite times was Like some of the power would go out. Yeah, do you get the candles out? Right, but not please the candles out and we all to get together in the same room. Yeah, do you get the candles out? Probably not, we'd get the candles out. And we'd all get together in the same room. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:26:28 And we hated each other. Yeah. But for that four to 40 hours, because we're the four area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get power last. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, we would go to school

Starting point is 01:26:40 and still add another power. Other people had power. There were rich kids like showing up with pictures of power that they've grown at their house. Yeah, they have a little electricity. Oh, extra static shock in you. Yeah. We got extra bitch. A lunchbox. It's just a couple watts in it. They're eating. Yeah, they're eating light. Yeah, yeah. You see, go down there, throw their fucking stomach glows. I bet you wish this was powering your grandma's pacemaker, huh, pussy?

Starting point is 01:27:07 But so, but that was like the kind of the nicest time in a way because you needed each other. It's like, I needed it. If I wanted to walk to the other part of the house, I needed my brother to go with the other. There was just so much connection. And I wonder if like you could just say, hey, on Sunday, I think it's off. Yeah, absolutely. We shut it down. I mean, but that's I think it's off. Yeah, absolutely. We shut it down.

Starting point is 01:27:25 I mean, but that's the thing that's never gonna be worldwide. It's something people have to do for themselves. It's something people have to just take an active role in their personal lives and it's swimming upstream from society, which is like, use your phone, do all this shit, pay with a fucking QR code, all this shit, It's crazy. And I'm with like, I, when I'm done the tour

Starting point is 01:27:48 and I'm done, I'm doing a bunch of podcasts. I'm trying to promote the special. But I'm taking a couple months off and just not doing stand up at all, just not doing shit, just like truly chilling. I'm getting a fucking flip phone, dude. I'm going flip mode and I'm just, I did that a couple years ago for two weeks

Starting point is 01:28:04 and it was like, I just cleared my head in a crazy way where it was like, no phones before, I would literally check my phone for like one hour and I would just like, and I would not check it for like a couple hours until I woke up. I would read a book, that's what I would be like, my cause your brain's like, let me check my fucking, let me check my shit.

Starting point is 01:28:22 You know what I mean? Like you're just wired that way. I wear hear brains. Totally. Absolutely. It's the way it really is trying to betray you. Your brain is trying to fucking get you, dude. It's like who's, who's paying attention to me?

Starting point is 01:28:35 Yeah. You know what I mean? Well, that's a scary part too about the ego, you know? Like having an ego is so scary because that thing's growing while you're not even noticing that thing is planning. It's plotting against you in a weird way it helps you in the beginning but they kind of plots against. Oh, and that's a whole that's an a whole other fucking like you know can

Starting point is 01:28:51 of worms right? Like that's a whole other thing you have to take care of but it's hard and it's a different a different problem but yeah dude reading a fucking book and like not and going for a walk and like just truly but dude the amount of effort that took, I planned it. I told people, I was like, I will not be available constantly. Text this fucking number, you don't know, because it's my fucking burner. That's the only way to get a hold of me.

Starting point is 01:29:16 Only contact me if something is fucking serious. And it's like, you have to almost like plan for it. You can't just slip into fucking being a regular human being, you know. Yeah, it takes him, it takes an effort. It's true. And you have to want it. And part of you can, it can easily be like, you know what, I don't want it. I just want to stay here and be a, be, be stuck in this hamster wheel. Joey Pantholiano in the matrix. You want to eat the fucking steak, dude? You know what I mean? Nobody did. Was it? Remember Italian? He's the, he's the guy who betrays them.

Starting point is 01:29:45 Oh, there's Italians. It's in the AI. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you should have known. It's in the code. That's what you know, not the point. There's a bunch of Italians in the code. I got it.

Starting point is 01:29:55 And now you're definitely out. I this, I don't know. I think people, I don't know. I don't want, I just, I'm gonna need to get a little bit more land to separate myself. A moat. Yeah, I'm gonna get a get a little bit more land to separate myself. A moat. Yeah. You're gonna get a moat.

Starting point is 01:30:07 I got close neighbors, yeah. Yeah. You should get a moat with like black teens playing innocently. That would keep Italians away. Black teens playing innocent. Yeah, yeah. Just lie their bikes. You know, not up to anything illegal, but a talent would see that and be like, I got

Starting point is 01:30:21 to get away from here. Like some, hey, it's neighborhoods, not what I used to. It's just like black kids drawing with chalk, having a nice Sunday. They're like, Jesus, fuck a Christ, what happened? We used to beat each other over gambling debts at this playground. Now these fucking kids are playing checkers.

Starting point is 01:30:39 Yeah, now we got a couple black Taylor Swift fans on it. That's when you know the world's getting crazy. There's this black Taylor Swift fans, baby. That's when you know the world's getting great. There's black Taylor Swift fans. I know. We just had a black face of currents. Where was it? Can you bring that up, brother? Wow.

Starting point is 01:30:53 Somebody else tried it. They tried to pass Halloween. Yeah. Oh, yeah. November black faces are very interesting. Yeah. This is kind of the off season. Absolutely. Come on. A middle schooler who went to a football game on my former high school has been suspended for wearing black face.

Starting point is 01:31:11 I was in attendance at this game which took place on October 13th. The student attends Moreland's, which is right next to the high school. Can we see a video or picture? Let me see. Oh, area is right there. I mean, is that black face though or is that just emulated the style of eye black worn by many athletes? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I think it's just a shitty. He's just a shitty painter. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:31:34 Yeah. Either he's a bad, yeah, he or a bad racist also. Yeah. He could just be. Yeah. Yeah. He's definitely a shitty painter, but it's like, did he mean to do black face or did he mean to do eye black? We don't know. He's that bad at painting. Yeah, I mean, that's crazy. I think yeah, and he didn't even do his forehead. I think you could call him mixed. You know, you could say the guy works. It's not percentages. You could say the guy did the guys out here been simminsing. He's naturally pretty been simmins though. Yeah, he's got a he looks kind of Ben

Starting point is 01:32:09 He kind of looks like Ben's a young Ben. Yeah, that's how it looks so that I think is fair You can't say this dude is fully black face. I think at this point in society You should be able to do half black face half. Oh, you think you should do a nice mocha. Well people are mixed Yeah, what if you're a honey badger fan? Well, I still don't think you should do. I don't think you need to paint your skin, his skin color to show that you're a fan of maybe just as Jersey would be fine. Yeah, you could do just a Jersey, but I think if you really want to freaking get in there. Okay. But again, you know, it's a model for a lot of sports. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To the game. Okay. Okay. This is interesting. If you want to do blackface, you have to prove that you are a hardcore fan of the black

Starting point is 01:32:48 person that you're doing the blackface of. Okay. You know, so that's fair. You know, you can't be do it. It has to be a true, has to be a true homage. Yeah. I want to quote, you have to pass like a driving test, but it's like, what college to Terra Matho go to?

Starting point is 01:33:02 How many interceptions did he have in 2012? You know what I mean? Yeah. And if you ace that, then you get to go to. How many interceptions did he have in 2012? You know what I mean? And if you ace that, then you get to go to fucking, you get to go to Sephora matches, you might get a foundation that matches his fucking skin completely. And then you go to, they should have that Sephora.

Starting point is 01:33:19 That's actually. Sephora. Sephora. For the modern races. They're not all cold black. Yeah, let's be it. Let's be realistic. They're half white. That's because we're racist.

Starting point is 01:33:34 Doesn't mean we can't have some artistic integrity. It's funny to because I think some guys will lips are that red. Get the real lip color. I think some guys winning. some people wouldn't care. It's to, I think we're probably one generation away from probably people being able to dress like the favorite if there's an athlete that's black.

Starting point is 01:33:53 I think we're also probably two generation away from everybody being mixed, you know? Yeah, I think so. I think we're getting there. What else do you mean? I personally don't want, I would love to have, like everyone in my family's white. Yeah, get you something, huh?

Starting point is 01:34:05 Let's mix it up a little bit. Oh, you know, I don't want, now look, I fall in love with a white woman, I fall in love with a white woman, what are you gonna do? But why not get a little something going? Also adoption, I feel like more people should adopt if only because why do you want your genes out there?

Starting point is 01:34:21 I'm a fucking idiot, my family's dumbest shit. We should end this like, let's an adopted kid is like taking a fucking lottery ticket, dude. So scratch off. Yeah, like some of them will kill you when you're asleep. If they're from Russia. Yeah, well that's what scratch off. Sometimes you get fucked, but sometimes it's like,, uh oh, Asian girl that didn't want this to affect her going to grad school. You know what I mean? But then you scratch off and I was like,

Starting point is 01:34:50 oh, meth had you tried to sell the baby. Like damn. Fuck. It was just tough. I knew I shouldn't have bought that from that gas station. Yeah. The pump set out of service, I shouldn't have. I had a friend who did have a Russian

Starting point is 01:35:05 or maybe he was like Lithuanian adopted brother, didn't kill anybody, but had a hammer on him. Wow, really? And it really affected my friend because he was like, this is my brother, but man, because he doesn't have, he's not saddled with our little dick jeans. He has those big fucking, nice fat Lithuanian cocktails.

Starting point is 01:35:26 Yeah. To make it all across the ocean. He wrote on it. It was buoyant enough to support him. That thing's got to be, yeah, that's like the life of pie. You got to be able to travel. Yeah, it's the tiger. It's attacking people on the boat. What, what other news did we get, man? What else happened? Been on the US stuns, young Americans. Oh, yeah, what other news did we get, man? What else happened?

Starting point is 01:35:50 Been on the US stuns, young Americans. Oh, yeah, this was on TikTok. Oh, it first on TikTok. Can you see the black face charcoal guy? Can we look that up? Just YouTube just cool. More black face. There must have been some black face in the charcoal guy. Does black face, uh, head and bag. Do you some black face in the chart. Or does black face head and bag. Do you that black face charcoal guy head and bag cool guy? As long as you don't talk in a different voice. Yeah, I think you're good with the charcoal mask. Yeah, you can't.

Starting point is 01:36:20 Yeah. There it is right there. Guy puts a bag with a barbecue charcoal on his head. Let's see if this is why face or not. Interesting. And this is in Russia. Russia. Oh, yes, this guy's a guar fan.

Starting point is 01:36:42 Oh, damn, that's an even coat. God damn. Wow. Why did he do that? Huh? Cause it doesn't feel like he's being racist. It feels like he's being weird in Russian. Yes.

Starting point is 01:36:53 See, that's interesting. That is interesting. If he'd have put on a James Harden jersey, right, and kept switching teams. Right. Yeah. Something tells me he wouldn't pass our test. Yeah. He wouldn switching teams. Right. Yeah. Something tells me he wouldn't pass our test. Yeah. He wouldn't know what your, what year's hard in one MVP.

Starting point is 01:37:09 Yeah. Shout out to hard in by the way. You really? I love it, dude. Did you see that thing of the guy that did the other day? Yeah, he went off on it. But here, here's what I'll say. That guy, that is the most I've ever connected to an athlete.

Starting point is 01:37:22 Because it's like, yeah, fuck working hard, dude. Go get fat as shit and still get what you want. That's awesome. He's not gonna win a championship. Jordan, I cannot relate to Michael Jordan at all. Being obsessed with your fucking job, like a fucking nerd, wanting to be the best in the world,

Starting point is 01:37:38 not having a relationship with your kids. Oh, you're, Hardin is live in life, dude. And if you're thinking about the kind of guy you want, and he gets, he's always won everything. He's gotten to play with all his friends. Like when he moved to the nets, and it was like, I just wanna hang out with KD again.

Starting point is 01:37:53 That's the most like, yeah, dude. You're past your prime, you won your MVP's. They did video games a lot of hard. Yeah, dude, they got drafted. They went, okay, see you together. And they was like, fuck it, we're going back there. And they played with Russ again. And it was like, I relate to being in your 30s

Starting point is 01:38:10 and just wanted to hang out with your boys when you were 20. Yeah. Like, you fucking, like. That's a great point, man. That's a great point, stuff. Because we all, we judge these athletes on like, they have to be these fucking serial killers that care about anything but championships.

Starting point is 01:38:22 It's like, no, Harden has made $300 million, $400 million. Look, is he gonna win a championship? Probably not. He's got two MVP, I think two MVP's. And yes, he falls apart in the playoffs, but okay, he's still better than 99% of human beings that have ever played basketball. And he made $400 million. He never had to work that hard.

Starting point is 01:38:45 He quit, yeah. Oh, he didn't show up in the playoffs. Yeah, dude, you know what happens when it's Thanksgiving week? I don't fucking answer emails. I'm like James Harden. I don't go, my boss calls me at 11 p.m. It's going on mute.

Starting point is 01:38:58 I'm not answering. I'm like, oh, the office is on fire. I don't give a fuck. It's a fucking quarter. I'm off the clock, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is over time. I'm here, but I'm not gonna work hard.

Starting point is 01:39:09 That's why he's getting fat. He's spending all his money getting pussy. I love it, dude. Bro, that is excellent, man. You're right, dude. James Harden, you're doing it. He's the man. He's American.

Starting point is 01:39:24 That's the most American should of all time. Yeah. Like, all right, if I try really, really hard, I still might not win a championship. So why not not try that hard at all and have a sick life? Yes. That's why I fuck with Shaq too.

Starting point is 01:39:38 Shaq, fuck it dude. Shaq could have been, could have won way more championships, but he got, you see when he, we said LSU, he's like a skinny guy. Oh, yeah. And he's just like, I'm just going to keep getting fat as well. Yeah, might as well. I'm going to do shazam in the off season. I'm going to do, I'm going to rap.

Starting point is 01:39:54 I'm going to get fat. I'm going to fucking buy burger kings and shit like that. And even today, to this day, Shaq's on TV, dude, talking about basketball. Clearly does not watch the games. Yeah, just like that's no fucking deal. What's going on? Yeah, I see. The insurance.

Starting point is 01:40:13 He's just constantly doing commercials. Yeah, he'll sell something dangerous and then insurance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like get a new shack, archery kit. Right, right. You got a neighbor that's out of line. He'll just grab a ball off a rail, not anymore. Right, right.

Starting point is 01:40:32 Nothing new. Archery, arrows, yeah, chax arrows. Yeah, and then the next one was like, oh, it's somebody shooting at your house. Yeah. Get the insurance. It's perfect. Yeah, you need the guardian or whatever it is, that little fucking insurance. Oh, yes, the insurance. It's perfect. Yeah, you need the guardian or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:40:46 Oh, yes, the general. Yeah, put icy hot on your grandmother. And get the general. But yeah, no, it's, I respect athletes that are just like, this is my job. It rules. I'm gonna have the best time in the fucking world. Great.

Starting point is 01:41:03 And I'm not gonna be Jordan. Dude, look at the fucking last dance. Jordan is sad. His eyes are fucking yellow, yellower than that 24 right there. You know what I mean? Like he's drunk as fuck. He put everything in those years.

Starting point is 01:41:17 And yeah, he was the man, right? And of course, Michael Jordan's the fucking man. I respect them. But it's like, you'd rather be a guy who's a choke artist in the playoffs, but made millions of fucking dollars. And by the way, Hardin had some good games against the Celtics last, when he was on the Sixers last, he had a couple of bangers. But still, you'd rather just, I would rather just be a guy who's awesome as shit and never

Starting point is 01:41:40 wins, but has no stress versus a guy who's like, lives and dies. You hear Larry Bird talk about championships? He's like, it doesn't feel, it just doesn't feel disappointing when you win and when you lose, you want to kill yours. It's like that crazy. And like he's, and it's like, that's a fucking serial killer. And yeah, he's awesome, but I don't want that shit, dude. I want to have a good ass time.

Starting point is 01:42:02 It's a great, it's a great, it's a great point, man. I think it's just an overall good point about how like we get caught up in having to be the champion. Yeah. And now unrealistic it is that everybody's going to be the champion. Totally. And to recognize, do I really want to do all it's going to do to possibly be the champion? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:42:21 And then what are you realistically left with? Like, yes, there's a recognition to it. But is that worth the things you might sacrifice along the way, you know? Yeah, totally. And yeah, and just because something of your job doesn't mean to be the champion, only show up do a good job and have fun. Have fun, entertain people. You know what I mean? Awesome. That's great, man. I really appreciate you thinking about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, dude. Yeah, it's just, it's true. It's like, man. I really appreciate you thinking about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, dude. Yeah, it's just, it's true.

Starting point is 01:42:46 It's like, because you get on this in visit, it's almost like instead of walking, when you get to the airport sometimes, I'm in theapolis, which by the way, they've done a great job. Great airport. Great airport. You get there and you can go on that track or you can just walk and talk them out with the moving floor. Yes, of course. And you just like, you just get on that moving floor

Starting point is 01:43:05 And you just you're not even really thinking about your steps. No, you're just you know, but it does feel cool I will say it is sort of muddy up the analogy But I feel fast as shit when I like you go on those and you even pick up the pace and I'm like I'm fucking Superman I'm by on it. You'll go fast. You'll walk on them. Oh wow Feel you feel so fast. Yeah. Oh, you feel like you're not three. So that's it. No, that for me, historically, that's a nervous blowing it, you know, having the worst time in my life. I've had, I've had a, I've had a nice one, but most of them. Yeah. What city do you have a nice one in? Chicago. Okay. And

Starting point is 01:43:41 the one in New York, but yeah, had some bad ones, a couple other places. Oh, you've been in a multiple month, too. I've been in a couple, yeah. I ended my special with, I think we talked about this last time. It feels like we did. I remember, because I feel like you were in one.

Starting point is 01:43:56 I was in a unique one outside of Missouri. Yeah, as we talked about it, we talked about it. Great for everybody made it out okay. Yeah. To be honest, you know, it's just. Yeah, but if you're crushing it, if you're crushing it in three, so that's probably what that feels like.

Starting point is 01:44:11 Well, my thing was I didn't know one of the girls who I like was trying to small talk while I was looking up with this other girl. So it's like, they're like, where are you from? You know, you have family and you just make it just. The whole thing was ridiculous. What other news we got? Let's bring a little bit more up. I think you just got to turn.

Starting point is 01:44:29 I think you just got to turn that brain off, brother. When you're right. When the dick is hard, the brain is off. That's, that's I think how it needs to be. Oh my, that has been my number one problem. I remember when I used to be able to smoke weed sometimes my erection because my brain would shut off. Yes.

Starting point is 01:44:43 And my erection, dude, it would be like, oh my God, it would be like somebody that had gotten to the top of the hill for the first time it's life. Oh my God, this view is unbelievable. Yeah, it stayed up there, it was doing selfies. Yeah, dude, I'm with you too. That is always my problem,

Starting point is 01:44:59 because when I actually like a girl, the first time I fuck her, I have been hard zero percent of the time, because I'm worried, I'm gonna blow it. But then if I don't get, if I actually like a girl, the first time I fuck her, I have been hard zero percent of the time because I'm worried. I'm going to blow it. But then if I don't get, if it's like, you know, just, we both know the score. We're just here to bust. No problems, dickwise.

Starting point is 01:45:14 And then again, if I break through and I've been dating somebody for a while and I trust, you know, all that, all the like anxiety of like, does this person like me all this shit? When that truly goes away, not just intellectually, but I feel it's going away, my dick actually truly gets hard. Really? And then we broke, literally this happened to me where I dated somebody

Starting point is 01:45:34 and we finally, I felt like we finally got all shit figured out and my dick was getting harder than ever. To the point where she was like, what's up with your dick? Like she was literally like, something's different, your dick is like, actually, she was like, she was like, what's up with your day? Like she was literally like, something's different, your dick is like, actually, she was like, she was like, mildly uncomfortable the first time ever having sex with me.

Starting point is 01:45:52 She was like, you're thinking, has gotten, not small anymore. Like that was essentially not big, not big, but not small, you know. And then literally we broke up. It felt good, it felt good. It was positive, yeah. Yeah. Man, that's it.

Starting point is 01:46:06 I never try and work through that uncomfortable phase to see if there's a real phase on the other side. It's so hard for me, man. It's scary. For me too, that's the only girl I've ever done it with. And I will tell you this, it took a while to get over that. But once it happened, it felt awesome. And I've been too busy the last couple of years.

Starting point is 01:46:27 Like, I don't feel like a, I don't know if you feel this way, but it's like on the road constantly and shooting a special and working on other projects, I don't even feel like a person. Like, I barely see my friends, I barely see my family. You can't have a dating life because you're just not in a fucking city for longer than whatever.

Starting point is 01:46:45 And so I'm really looking forward to trying to like focusing on that shit in the next year. I'm taking most of the next year off. Wow, really? Yeah. Yeah, I can't be a, yeah, I can't, like from stay from the road anyway, like I'll do local shit. I'll work on my act. And I'm going to say, you know, you lose a lot of money doing that, but it's like, what

Starting point is 01:47:01 do you have the money for? Yeah. But yeah, dude, I would say give it a whirl, it's worth it, because I felt it was, and you know, it ended up, we weren't right for each other for other reasons, but, you know, when you get, when your dick gets hard from love, that's special. Oh, wow. You know, God, that's a special thing. Yeah, I want that.

Starting point is 01:47:19 I think, I think you can have it. You're a wonderful guy. A world girl would be lucky to have your truly hard dick, anxiety free. Oh. Can't even imagine that really. I know it. It's hard to imagine.

Starting point is 01:47:35 When it happened to me, I was like, what's going on here? No way. Yeah, I can't imagine like getting, like having natural, like, just being, yeah. Rehardation. I'm re-hearted. I'm a re-hard.

Starting point is 01:47:49 Yeah, dude. The way you know you're in love when you fuck like a re-hard. Yeah, I do not. I am like a sniper. I literally have to get my weener hard, run in there. I'm like, go, go, go. I'm like, get the signal. I'm like a Navy SEAL dude.

Starting point is 01:48:12 Shout out my friend, Lantaker, but I had to get out. I would have to get your wreck, run in there. Dude, the damage and the slip out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, before the gate's even closed I have to make it back out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean before the gates even close that I can make it back out. I get that man. Oh man. Um, what's else? What else? What other news we got? Botox running on the ocean is loads of you spending. No. Oh, yeah, this dude. This is just exactly where we are again as a society. George, George, San Toast. They said he spent 400,000 on

Starting point is 01:48:47 as a society, George Santos, they said he spent 400,000 on all my fans of his campaign. I got to say respect. You get point. He's like, that's the thing, this guy's a crook, right? And he realistically, like was like, well, a way to be a crook, a sick way to be a crook is to be a representative. And be a crook is to be a set or a representative. And he's just fucking killing it. Yeah, this happened more and more. He's been a honeymoon in Vegas. He did a Hampton holidays.

Starting point is 01:49:13 Oh, being a guy with Botoxes on Hampton Inn, huh? That's not very expensive. Oh, no, no, the Hampton's in fucking Long Island. Oh, fuck that dude. I like killing Joe and bro. They redid him about 12 years ago. The Hampton ends. They're great. You're Hampton in guy. I love him.

Starting point is 01:49:29 Elevators are all the same. They have like a little nice positive thing on it. Okay. Like a black kid on a rope swing. Or like a white kid. Like getting eliminated. Yes. Yes.

Starting point is 01:49:38 Yes. I was always a holiday and express man. Really? When it came to the lower levels. I haven't been to it. I have not a Hamon in guy my top Spender she put up well here's his problem. He also put George Santos as his Wait, what the fuck that's a girl

Starting point is 01:49:54 Right that was her but her top spender she's saying she's an only fans model, but he's gay Santos is gay Is he yeah, well, he spent four hundred and thirty five thousand dollars attempting to not be gay What the fuck go to this girls? Is that a is she trans or something or is she is gay. Is he? Yeah. Well, he spent $435,000 a tempting to not be gay. What the fuck go to this girl? Is that a, is she trans or something? Or is she, does she peg guys? Yeah, let's see if she's trans up. Or maybe she fucks guys?

Starting point is 01:50:13 No. Wow. I mean, if she's trans, I'm sucking that thing. No problem. If she's trans, dude, red rover, red rover. I'll be right up.

Starting point is 01:50:23 I might have to. Yeah. I'll be right over. I might have to. Yeah. I'll be right over. Wow. What's her name? I mean, she seems like she's. You might be trends, which again, no problems here. Suge sex, huh?

Starting point is 01:50:35 Suge. She's rolled down just a little bit. It George Sanders was looking at her. I thought that guy was gay as hell. Yeah, he might not be gay anymore. I think for $435,000, you can make it out of anything. You know?

Starting point is 01:50:50 Yeah, that's true. We're on from anyway. That's a nice chunk. Yeah. That's a nice chunk. But that's... You can stuff the condoms full of money. It's just to keep your dick hard that way in a woman.

Starting point is 01:51:03 It's like a worst case scenario. Doesn't Santa also have like a hot also scammer sister? I think I saw somebody tweet about that. Well, a lot of people are just making it to politics out, but it's like, they're, well, it's funny because you don't want life long politicians, it feels like, because the system is so dirty.

Starting point is 01:51:21 Of course, yeah. But then it's also like you get these like just fly by night kind of people like Faderman, right? Who I'm not saying is bad or good, but he just, you know, sounds he shows up like he's, you know, like it's a off day. He's got his fucking sweatshirts on. He and him dress way too similar. Oh, that's a point. He's like, although he's not this dripped out, but you know, on my, on my, on my travel days. No, if you're dripping, he's, he is, he's a leak. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:51:48 It's like he wears a champion athletic. Yes, yes, yes. You know, which a lot of I respected, it's comfortable. Um, he paid her rent. That's his sister. Uh, George Hendo sister, Tiffin, he hasn't paid rent since 2020. Respect another scammer in the family. Yeah, so it's just that's a lot of what's going on.

Starting point is 01:52:06 Yeah, absolutely. What else? What was that other story you had up? Oh, this was interesting. Ben Laden's letter to US stuns young Americans. He was right. A decades old document allegedly written by Osama Ben Laden entitled Letter to America, recently in viral and TikTok,

Starting point is 01:52:25 with some young Americans believing that the Al Qaeda founder made valid points about their own country. I mean, I don't know this letter, but American imperialism definitely led to fucking terrorism. There's no way around. I mean, that's the thing. No innocent people shouldn't have died.

Starting point is 01:52:40 No terrorism's fucked up in any way, but it's like, you can't say that America didn't act fucked up. It doesn't, to this day act fucked up in foreign countries. And we've been destabilizing the Middle East for, you know what I mean? Like, go back to that article. If you don't mind, please, brother. I just want to see a little bit more. Keep going down. It's wild and everyone should read it said one TikTok user warning that the letter had left her very disillusion and confused Been lot in the son of a wealthy Saudi businessman founded al-Qaeda or the base in 1988 following the Soviet defeat and withdrawal from Afghanistan A conflict in which he fought. I didn't know he was a fighter in that we are we fucking supplied them. Cause they were fighting the Soviets. A lot of like, oh, we supplied them.

Starting point is 01:53:27 Yeah, we supplied some proxy war. Yeah, absolutely. Uh, under his leadership, the group launched several deadly attacks and bombings in various nations, including the attacks on September 11, 2001. Um, the base is an interesting name for Tara's group. Yeah. It's the base. I think they were fucking breathing their fucking

Starting point is 01:53:47 terror terror terror is is this is this this that's what my goes. And they do that cool yodel and shit. The creation and continuation of Israel is one of the greatest

Starting point is 01:53:59 crimes and you are the leaders of its criminals been lot and wrote each and every person whose hands have become polluted in the contribution towards the crime must pay its price and pay for heavily. Oh, here it says, the Saudi-born militant then wrote the Palestinians had to be revenge along with the people of Afghanistan.

Starting point is 01:54:15 So what he's saying is, I mean, here it is, the American people are the ones who pay the taxes, which fund the planes that bomb us in Afghanistan, the tanks that strike and destroy our homes in Palestine, the armies which occupy our lands in the Arabian Gulf, and the fleets which ensure the blockade of Iraq. This is why the American people cannot be innocent of all the crimes committed by the Americans and Jews against us.

Starting point is 01:54:35 All right, we had the hitters with a J, didn't you, Osama? Yeah. But so what is he saying here? He's saying. I mean, he's basically saying that we have a we We can't you can't just look at America's actions as no repercussions of them. I think so. I mean look obviously. Oh, I'm not oh, someone been lines off here Like obviously. I'm not aligned with Osama where he's basically like

Starting point is 01:55:01 He's basically like yeah, I know. I don't mean to be like I don't mean's basically like, yeah, yeah, no, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be like, I don't mean to be like youth. No, no, but I think he's based, I think he's saying that like by just living in America, no one's innocent and you're able to fucking, that's why, I think that's how they're talking about terrorism and stuff like that. And but I do think what he's saying, obviously he's wrong about that, right? Well, you shouldn't kill fucking innocent people at all, but I think think what he's saying, obviously he's wrong about that, right? You shouldn't kill fucking innocent people at all. But I think he's saying that American imperialism is like, people are going to be fucking pissed off about that.

Starting point is 01:55:31 Yes, America has supplied Israel with tons of billions of dollars. And they need Israel, America needs Israel because it's a strategic, you know, base in the Middle East. It's the only ally that they have there. And so, and they've just kind of turned, we've all kind of turned a blind eye to the situation in Gaza where it's like, they're completely, they don't have an independent government. They're under the rule of Israel in each year. It gets like a little, they take more and more of their like, you know, the land, river.

Starting point is 01:56:11 And they're, and I guess the whole point is like, yeah, America has been acting in a lot of fucked up ways that fucking a lot of people are pissed off about. And I think a lot of people don't know about either, probably. Totally, absolutely. You know, like you don't think sometimes that like if you go and do something in a country, if you're forced, it's like you want to cheer your forces on because they're your team, right?

Starting point is 01:56:31 They're the people that are keeping your country free. But if you kill people in Iraq because you're hunting al-Qaeda, and you kill a ton of civilians, the children of those civilians, and the brothers and fathers of those civilians are gonna want to repercase. Absolutely.

Starting point is 01:56:50 They want revenge. Makes sense. It's a true empathy thing of like think about if this is how you lived. If like, if you were under, if you're in Iraq, if you're in Afghanistan postwar, if you're in Gaza under occupation, if you're, you see,, if you're in, you know, Gaza under occupation, if you see, you see your loved ones get fucking killed by a different, a foreign country, a foreign country's army. And you're not, it's like the cat Williams joke where it's like, what does the Iraq army

Starting point is 01:57:16 uniform look like? You know, like, I don't, I'll wait. Like we've never seen it. He's like, we're just killing motherfuckers. We call them insurgents. Dude, cat has the best. That's the best Iraq war joke that on the Pimp Chronicles,

Starting point is 01:57:29 it's the best Michael Jackson joke and it's the best Iraq war joke, I think. But anyway, that's the thing. It's like, yeah, people are gonna be fucking pissed off about that. Yeah, that's the same thing that I think that it's like, you know, people, you see like the, you always hear like the free Palestine movement, you know. For me, it's like, if a place,

Starting point is 01:57:46 when you hear the free thing, like free, that place usually needs help, right? Yeah, that's a good place that needs, it's like yeah, you don't hear free America, you don't hear free Israel, you don't hear free China. Yeah, you don't hear free South Carolina. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you don't hear free South Carolina. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you don't hear free Nevada.

Starting point is 01:58:06 No, you hear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You hear free. Palestine Day, it just, man, it just, it's heartbreaking over there. Without question, yeah. And our news doesn't even cover it fairly either. No, it's not at all.

Starting point is 01:58:19 I mean, no one is for terror, and it's like, when you point out that the people in Gaza have been under military occupation with like, not access to water, like they have like a ton of crazy shit. And not even, we're not even getting into, you know, what's happened now, which is like, they're killing so many civilians. It's fucking out of control. It's insane. And it's like to, like the, the responses, I mean, it's like a, it's like a moral crime, what's happening. And,

Starting point is 01:58:54 but we've ignored the context of that situation, which is like, yeah, dude, these like think of, exactly what you said is like, think about what would happen if Americans were put under that, you know, that's the whole point, right? Of like, I mean, especially if you're like is like, think about what would happen if Americans were put under that, you know, that's the whole point, right? Of like, I mean, especially if you're like a second, like the guys who always talk about I have a gun in case the government were to fucking, like, that's happy to those people. Right. They have no right. They're like, it's crazy the situation over there.

Starting point is 01:59:19 And right now, it's like hospitals are getting bombed. It's like, yeah, and if your army's such a talented army as Israel has, right? Why don't they send guys people in, especially if you already control the area? I mean, you're telling me you can't, like I would rather have our Navy seals go in. Yeah, absolutely.

Starting point is 01:59:38 And do the job in an effective manner, efficient. I know. That's the thing that I can take. Against the terrorists, people. Right. Right, right. The people who did it. Then fucking blonde.

Starting point is 01:59:49 It just seems like the not only crew, but the dumbest fucking thing. Well, it's like, especially for people that have lived through Iraq, like we live through that shit. We, our general, like we, this country did, there was obviously a protest, but we basically were like, all right, we're taking you. Okay, I guess. And then it's like it was complete bullshit. They were no, they had no fucking.

Starting point is 02:00:10 And no weapons. Yeah, they have no roots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Dom's, so Dom's fucking sons were too busy buying like golden fucking wips to hit their fucking slaves with. They were, they were buying tigers and shit to eat curds.

Starting point is 02:00:23 They had, they were like, they yes, they were horrible people, but they didn't have fucking nukes. This is his son right here. He's a goth son. He's actually going to be in. And he's getting with, it looks like an older woman, which is kind of hot. Wow. It looks just like his father. Yeah, dude. That is funny to be goth Osama. Yeah, dude. It's like, uh, what's a good goth band that starts with the L? Lamb of God's not goth. Or like heavy metal. Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

Starting point is 02:00:56 I'm, I'm thinking of a lot of M's, Megadeth, Metallica, uh, geez, I'm really blowing it. I was just trying to think of a good play in words. Sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm. Well, I would love to talk with that guy and just see what he, because he's just a son, you know, like, I can't even imagine what his life is like. Well, they know, I mean, he had a ton of kids been lot. He did. He did.

Starting point is 02:01:32 I mean, they were rich as fuck, and you know, I believe culturally it's like you just have a ton of fucking kids if you have that much. I mean, his painting sucked dick. But that's like, I'll be by that probably. That's not bad, I guess, if you're fucking nephew, you did it. But also you don't want to be in a cave, dude. I think he's an America.

Starting point is 02:01:50 We don't know if he is. I don't know if I'm out there. Fading by fucking lamp light. Yeah, dude, if you're painted by lighter, although when they found, when Seal Team got him, he was in like a MacManch mansion in Pakistan, wasn't he? Where was it? You know, there's a lot of rumor that the guy who said that they say,

Starting point is 02:02:10 Seanum didn't shoot him. Ooh. You still out there? Or they were just, oh no, no, he's deceased. Gotcha. Cause didn't they throw it by? But the guy that did it, or his claims you have done it, I've just heard that this one.

Starting point is 02:02:20 Oh yeah, he's, oh yeah, cause there was like one guy who's on podcast all the time. Yeah, Michael O'Brien, I think is his name. It does feel like... I read the book, the book's amazing. Okay. His book. And he's a neat guy, I've met him. But people say that who knows?

Starting point is 02:02:36 Yeah. But I think there's this, or maybe there's just a thing, it also could be, you're not, oh Robert O'Neal, that you're not supposed to say what happened if you did it. Yeah, I think that's the code of conduct apparently. It feels a little like, you know, it's like,

Starting point is 02:02:50 you know, act like you've been there before. Like don't do a dance like a wide receiver. Hand the ball to the ref. Don't kill the next fucking terrorist. You know what I mean? Like, there's a lot of, yeah, I remember like that. Which I get. But yeah, man, that stuff's heartbreaking.

Starting point is 02:03:05 I wanna have some people on that no more about maybe I'm too stupid. I'm too stupid. I mean, you know, but yes, absolutely. I mean, it is, it feels, it feels like you have to, like, it feels like you have to do something. Because if you're the power too,

Starting point is 02:03:22 of course, you were the one that has to figure it out. This, the other entity that it's not as powerful or doesn't have any powers or only has limited powers is they can't, it's not, there's no way for them to figure it. Yeah. I mean, and yeah, you definitely should have somebody on who knows more like about it, but it's like the history is crazy because it's like, yeah, not only do they have, it's like the people there have, they've tried for two state solutions in the past, but it's like the history's crazy because it's like, yeah, not only do they have, it's like the people there have, they've tried for two state solutions in the past,

Starting point is 02:03:48 but nobody wants to talk about how like Israel didn't want that. Anyone who is trying to have a peaceful thing, like they assassinate a lot of peaceful leaders and they, there's even like, they helped fund the mass because they wanted, I believe they wanted the PLO. Again, though, but like it's just, it's just the kind of thing where this thing is so fucked up what's been going on for 50 plus years in Gaza.

Starting point is 02:04:12 And it's like, I don't, it's not that I don't understand why Israel is a, you know, I understand why Jews are a little on edge. I get it. Like there's so much anti-Semitism in the world, but it's like that does not you think there is in the world Yeah, I do think there's generally anti-Jewish sentiments, but I also yeah, yeah, there probably is but but I also think like that doesn't We're not talking about Jewish people. We're talking about the state. We're talking about a state government

Starting point is 02:04:36 We're talking about Israel. We're talking about a state. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, government And it's like that's those aren't the same thing and And a government that has people that are extremists in it is different than, you know. Well, that Netanyahu guy seems, he just seems, I, he gives me the creeps. Yeah, they have, I mean, they have people in the government that are just like, we should exterminate them.

Starting point is 02:04:57 Like they're just straight up saying crazy, racist shit. And it's like, that has to also, people also need to know that shit, dude. Like it's not, it's, especially if you were a group that somebody has already said that to, but maybe that's like the thing where if like, that has to also, people also need to know that shit, dude. Like it's not. Especially if you were a group that somebody has already said that to, but maybe that's like the thing where if like somebody says something to somebody like, hey, create hate, you know, I don't know. I don't know how that stuff gets stuck in people's DNA and stuff like that, you know? I know.

Starting point is 02:05:18 But yeah, just, I don't know. No, it's just it's fucking heartbreak. It's completely fucking. And now there's too much visibility now where we are in like with social media, everything for people not to see what's going on. I do think, and I also think there's like a generation of people that like for younger people, it's like they're just seeing what's going on right now.

Starting point is 02:05:37 You know what I mean? They're just like, this is fucked up. Like you can have any, you know, any, you can have the reasons you're doing this, but like we're 19, we're 19. We're living through this moment right now and we can't believe what the whole reason is. Right, and they don't look at the history of stuff

Starting point is 02:05:51 because they don't really have a long history in their lives yet, so they don't really, history's not a part of things to them. It's like, what's happening right now? How does it look right now? That's the way society is now. How does this look right now? But it's also, I do think, obviously,

Starting point is 02:06:04 you should know proper context and you should do your research. But I also do think there is something to that idea of like, it's also free of a lot of thinking where it's like, oh yeah, we're just, we're just taking these at face value. Like we're just seeing this and this is not acceptable to us. But who knows, we, obviously I'm not, I'm not the guest for, I'm not the guest for super in depth shit like that. Yeah, what's going on? You're like a, yeah, you're like a Gorgonzola Joe.

Starting point is 02:06:29 Yeah, I do. You know, bringing some aged cheeses. Yeah, bringing a fucking rib, bringing a rib eye, I'll tell you what you're saying. Yeah, I'll get more rib eyes. I'll slurp a bowl of bread and what do we have in it, by the way? What are we going to get in between before the show, man? That's hilarious. That's what we got to be talking about. That's what we got to be thinking about. You are right. Listen, let's keep potting, but in the inner by the way? Um, what are we going to get in between before the show, man? That's hilarious. That's what we got to be taught. That's what we got to be thinking about. You are right.

Starting point is 02:06:47 Listen, let's keep potting, but in the back of your head, do you think about the inner brother? What could I go for a porterhouse doesn't sound too bad. God, don't shout too bad to me brother. Thank God. Cordell, throw it, play a guy, it's shindley park of it air. And then a fruit. Thank. Cordell Stewart, blue a guy, it's shindly part of it here. And then the fruit, Luke, bang, bang, bang, bang. He hit for a fucking unreal.

Starting point is 02:07:12 I think. Yeah, I mean, that whole, the, it's that way trash is everywhere. That's both Baltimore talks like that. Baltimore does too. Baltimore Philly. It's a little different. Thank, thank, thank. Oh my God.

Starting point is 02:07:23 What the hell you talking about you? Here's Ross Sabat Israel Pasta. Thank, thank, thank. Oh my God. What the hell are you talking about, yeah? Here's what I say about Israel Pasta. Let him fight it out. And our first is Jews, who gives a shit? That's what those guys think. Put it over there, Joe, making a Ravens country. Yeah. Put a stat, take a, put a statue of Joe Flacco up there.

Starting point is 02:07:40 Yeah. We will annex Israel for both more. Start serving crab cakes out of him. Lewis was a Jew. Yeah. They'll start saying all kinds of shit. Oh yeah. Um hmm. Matt Stover. He was Jewish. We should get the country. That should be for the Ravens. I know. I feel bad for my Jewish friends too that are like, fuck, why are we getting, if they're getting flat from people because they're, because they're like, or because they're the, yeah, well, you should, absolutely. It's ridiculous to blame Jewish people, right?

Starting point is 02:08:17 Like it's not, and that's why I said, I don't want, but that's like, you know, you don't want anti-Semitism to get worse because of this obviously. Like, you don't want this, like really we need, you gotta fucking stop bombing the place immediately. Like you gotta have a ceasefire, it's fucking crazy, not to do that. And then it's like, let's, can we actually try and have real fucking productive, like peace talks?

Starting point is 02:08:40 I could, could something good happen out of this? I don't know. And why can't we step in and try to help? We're the ones that are America is part of the group that and Britain that helped create it, right? Yeah, it was British, it was British colony before. And then they were like, all right, we feel bad about, you just take this essentially?

Starting point is 02:08:56 You can't ref the first quarter and then fucking. All right, boys, call your own fouls. Yeah. But one team owns all fouls. Yeah. But one team owns all the balls. Yeah. One team's got all the whistles. That's perfect, man. That's why you're a great man.

Starting point is 02:09:18 Because whistles was the right joke. That's all right, man. That's all right. This was the right joke. Stavvy, anything else you want to think about, man? I think we've talked a lot, huh? Yeah, I'm good, bro. I mean, we could go, this is the easiest podcast in the world.

Starting point is 02:09:33 We could do this for fucking 10 hours. We got a show tonight. I'm trying to think if there was anything else that we wanted to learn, we got the special is out. The special people can watch it. It comes out December 5th on Netflix. I'll make sure it's post on my socials too. Appreciate you, bro. On that day, man, I'm sure people's out. Special people can watch it. It comes out December 5th on Netflix. I'll make sure I post on my socials too. Appreciate you bro.

Starting point is 02:09:47 On that day, man, I'm sure people are gonna be excited to see it. I just watched Trevor Wallace's new special. I thought it was really cool. I haven't seen it. Where's it on? It's on, I'm gonna say Amazon maybe. Oh, sick.

Starting point is 02:09:57 Or Hulu, but it was just cool. Trevor's a hard worker man that kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a great dude and I love just his whole thing is like so ridiculous. They do a podcast where it's like, just to talk to porn stars, cause I really respect that.

Starting point is 02:10:11 I think they have them on sometimes, but they're still jerking off a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I respect that from a philosophical standpoint. It's like, like, you know who's the king of that is that guy, Glenny? Oh, Glenny Balls.

Starting point is 02:10:23 I mean, I gotta meet that guy, cause I feel like that's a path my life could have gone down. He just has a show with the express purpose of trying to fuck porn stars. He's the man, right? Respect. All of Buffalo cheddar before he come. Yeah, all of that.

Starting point is 02:10:39 Yeah, that's the best part. It's like, I've seen a couple clips. That he is not good at interviewing. He is. Yeah. That's the best part. It's like James Harden, respect. Yeah, you're the James Harden. He's having a good time, dude. Oh, Glynnie's hilarious, dude. Glynnie is the most lovable, there is, if you see him, he's literally like, he's

Starting point is 02:11:19 like a French bulldog. But that had a lot of quassons. Yeah, absolutely. He left it at last. Yeah, a fluffial French bulldog. Oh, he's got some, there's some flake coming off. No, I respect that. Yeah, like I just, I don't know, I don't know the guy personally. Oh, yeah, he's great. But no, the show is, he's like, yeah, you're like having tits in your bra. Yeah. Yeah. I'd love to know his, his conversion rate. He says all the time, I don't to know his conversion rate

Starting point is 02:11:49 I don't try to have sex with these girls If you don't know what are you doing? Yeah, then you're an Albanian journalist You try to get on 60 minutes. You think this is step one Bro, then you're just That is Albanian. Yeah, exactly. That is Albanian TV. It's like, we find the biggest breasts in village and we ask question.

Starting point is 02:12:12 And we see with Cameron breast whole time. I did go to my Albanian friends house one time as a child and they had just gotten Albanian TV. Oh, it's beautiful. And they had, it was like a variety show where it was like skits and it's obviously all the common, you know, back 80 years there where it's like all the skits are like men dressed as women, you know what I mean? Like just like that level shit.

Starting point is 02:12:36 And then the DJ in between skits was someone called DJ Topless and it was straight up. You're not going to believe it was Theo. A woman with her tits out on TV on like what's on like on a Sunday afternoon. This woman just had her tits out spinning Euro trash music. It was fucking awesome. See that's the kind of diversity we need in this country. Absolutely. We have to tease out free free the nipple for sure.

Starting point is 02:13:02 Free America dude. That's right. That's too late. We's right. Too late. We got to figure it out. We just got to keep communicating too and thinking as much as we can and making people laugh. You do a great job of that. So thank you man.

Starting point is 02:13:13 This is a highlight of my mind. Thank you dude. Anytime and dude, we got to get your own stoppiece world. Sometimes you're new. And where do you take in New York? New York. Okay. I'll come do it this year.

Starting point is 02:13:22 Hell yeah dude. I'll come do it this year man. I'll do it next. Yeah. I got a dude. I'll come do it this year, man. I'll do it next. Yeah, I got a couple. I use that's a tough thing with pod. It's like you get a few IOUs and then you're doing your own and you start touring. You're like, no, I get it. And maybe we can figure some shit out on the road who knows, but anytime you want to fucking come on and do it. I'll do the show every week if you want me to. Oh, no, you're always welcome, but I, oh, oh, yeah, man. So I'll come over there. Yeah, congratulations, dude.

Starting point is 02:13:45 Thanks, big dog. It's exciting to see you manage this and just have an experience. And yeah, that James Harden approach, I like it. That's all, that's, you know, obviously my favorite player is Yannis, he's the fucking man. And he's more of the like, I'm gonna fucking work hard and I'm gonna improve.

Starting point is 02:14:00 And he's, but he's also got his family, right? Like, there's different approaches to it. But like, at the end of the day, I just tip my hat to a man who fucking just says, yeah, I'm not that, not gonna care about being that good in my job, I'm gonna care about my life being better. And I'm gonna be a little more hardened this year. I was a little too much like fucking Kobe last year.

Starting point is 02:14:20 Yeah, be a little more hardened on yourself. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna be hardened and then I'm going to get rehearted. Yeah. I'm going to find a woman and get rehearted. We really came up with a great loop. Oh, I can't wait to shut down my central nervous system and get an erection.

Starting point is 02:14:35 That's a, bro, that should be our national anthem. Yeah. Fucking unreal. Absolutely. I'm a Marshawn Bo-Shamp fan. Oh, yeah. Yep Awesome dude. Yeah, thank you so much, Stavvy and congrats again brother. Thanks, dude. Thanks for having me our piece Alex Lago's congratulations to on the baby on the Al Baby the Al Baby Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone

Starting point is 02:15:11 Oh but when I reach that ground I'll share this piece of mine I found I can't feed it in my bones But it's gonna take In my balls, but it's gonna take

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