This Past Weekend - E505 Merging
Episode Date: May 24, 2024Theo is back with a solo episode to chat about what’s new since his last check-in a few months ago, his thoughts on the podcast reaching 500 episodes, the old days of getting the show off the ground... and all the characters involved in it, what happened right before his walkout with Morgan Wallen at Nissan Stadium, and much more. He also responds to some of your voicemails, and chats with a Kyle who attended the 2024 Kyle convention in Kyle, Texas. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: BetterHelp: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/theo to get 10% off your first month. Valor Recovery: To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at www.valorrecoverycoaching.com or email them at admin@valorrecoverycoaching.com ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Spring is here and you can now get almost anything you need for your sunny days delivered with Uber Eats.
What do we mean by almost? Well, you can't get a Wellgroom lawn delivered, but you can get a chicken parmesan delivered.
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All right, check check
Chicken check your chicken, baby. Check your chicken
God, how do you know if a chicken is a woman? I guess if it has an egg, huh?
But now there's definitely there's got to be a lot of dude chickens
like that will
Just like hide an egg under their Now there's definitely, there's gotta be a lot of dude chickens like that will just like
hide an egg under their little chicken arm or whatever it's called, little flat like
feather chicken arm.
There's gotta be a lot of little, and they hide, and then when they, and then they sneak
over by the women chickens and then just kind of sneak it out.
A lot of dude chickens trying to get over there
and just hang out with the babe chickens.
So there's gotta be a lot, that's the thing.
It's like, you don't even know a man chicken.
Maybe you just look it in its eyes,
say are you a man chicken or not?
But yeah, I think there's gotta be a lot of female chickens
that are men, that are closeted men or whatever,
or that are just hiding an egg,
and then when nobody's looking, they just,
boop, just boop, lay that bitch down
and then pretend that they're women
and sit over there with the women chickens
and watch my 700 pound wake boarder or whatever.
I don't even know what some of the shows
that women are watching now.
I think my 600 pound dental assistant or whatever.
There's like all, there's like, yeah.
There's a show the other day, it was like my 440 pound mailman or whatever. There's like all, there's like, yeah, there's a show the other day. It was
like my 440 pound mailman or whatever. Like dude, if that, you're never getting your mail if that's
who is helping you out. That you are, you're not getting any mail. So, um, but yeah, that's the
thing now.
A lot of chickens, you don't know if they are real chickens.
You don't know who's being a woman chicken,
who's being just a sneaky man chicken hiding an egg
under its little wing or whatever.
That's the word, wing.
Yeah, you don't know who's hiding a little egg
under its wing and then it just sneaks over there
by the women and is just like,
oh, and just drops that bitch off baby like they're one of Easter's little hitmen
baby they're just that's a this a lot of men in disguise being women nowadays all
over so yeah like that train it's like that trans swimmer at the Penn State or whatever, or
Penn or University of Pennsylvania. It's like that trans swimmer. That's the kind of chickens
they have nowadays. A lot of men chickens are sneaking into women's chicken worlds and being
women's chickens. Because it's easier probably. That's why I would guess.
And maybe because they get a little bit more attention.
And some of that makes sense. It's like if men don't get any attention for being men,
if they're not rewarded anymore for being men,
then they will, some will slink over to woman,
to being a woman just to still get attention.
Because even as creatures,
I believe that we need attention as male or female creatures.
What's up guys, welcome to the podcast.
Sorry, it's been a while since I've done a solo episode.
There's a couple of reasons.
One, it was just, we started getting more guest opportunities. And so that was nice.
And then two, it was I was just kind of exhausted, I think,
like burnt out. And so it was hard for me to get into a space where I just
felt like I could just have a fun,
normal conversation or where I could just drop into my thoughts or feelings easily.
Every week was just, everything was just kind of like a lot. And I do want, I honestly want to
apologize for that. Not like I need to apologize for it, but this is the kind of stuff that's most
important to me is having episodes like this and just solo episodes.
And so I'm gonna do a better job of that.
I'm not gonna put like a number on myself or anything,
but I'm gonna do a better job of keeping that going
over the rest of the year.
So I'm looking forward to that.
And as always, you can hit the hotline
if there's something going on. 985-664-9503 is the hotline number.
Um...
Yeah, we hit 500 episodes. That's...
Ffffuck.
I can't. That's 500 episodes, dude.
That's unreal.
Let me look back at one of the first episodes.
Here we go. Let's listen to the beginning of the first episode.
Wow dude, it was seven years ago.
And this is this past weekend,
it's the first one I ever done.
The first one.
I'm seeing how it goes.
I'm literally sitting in my closet right now in
In my apartment in Los Angeles
I
Hung some blankets up on the walls. I don't even know if that's how you make a sound area for recording
I have a luggage bag laying on its side
Like it was a casualty of war and then I have this microphone sitting on top of it. Yeah Wow, that's wild
That's wild man just to think that we got to 500 episodes and you just said I did that
That's how it began was in that closet just a little fella in the closet dude, and that is not a euphemism, bro
That was I just audio
Documented the fact that it was actually a man
physically in a closet
a straight man
Yeah, and I turned over a piece of luggage and I set the camera or the
Audio mic up on the on top of it, and it was just an audio podcast
Yeah, and then there was,
I remember we had the first jingle.
If we can play that, the intro, let me find it here.
At the beginning of this episode,
this was our early intro right here.
Welcome to this past weekend.
This past weekend.
Welcome to this past weekend.
Let's connect that boom boom.
What's up you chinchilla-rillas.
Bienvenidos este fin de semana pasado.
This past weekend.
Yeah, so at some point I started taping in my kitchen
and
And that was for six months
For six months. I was taping in my kitchen and
We had some producers that we met that I met online. I don't even remember
I don't think did you come help me in my kitchen Nick? yeah one time oh you did wow thank you yeah we did it in the kitchen for about
six months and I remember I would stay up for a while in the beginning I would
just edit it myself and put it up and then I would keep my girlfriend up she's
like what are you doing? And I'd be
sitting there just making sure everything made sense online. Uh, that was pretty wild.
And then there was a guy, there was a company called gray block pizza and I met the owner
Thomas and he started advertising. He was our first advertiser on the podcast.
This was the ad read right here. This week's episode brought to you by Grey Block Pizza
at 1811 Pico Boulevard in Los Angeles on the way to the beach. You headed to the sunshine,
you want some sand in your feet on the way there, in get that Italian mouthful you know gray block get that hitter and he said you should get a studio he said with the
ad money you should get a studio and then that's what we did so the fighter
and the kid had an old studio we took their old spot they had moved to a
bigger one next door and then we started getting more regular guests.
We got Chris Ryan came in and Jay Moore, Genie Bus,
Dustin Poirier, Dee Snyder.
We had Eddie Bravo, Jamie Kennedy.
Yeah, a lot of just early heroes that showed up.
Uneven Steven, he was a homeless guy.
And yeah, it just continued to build from there. We had a blind person come on.
Michael Bisping came in there.
Jordan Peterson came in.
Who else?
Bobby Lee, it just kept going.
Or we just kept doing it.
You know, there were times when it was good and times when it
wasn't going good.
It was always going good.
It was just going.
That's really the truth.
And we just kept doing it.
We just kept doing it.
And I've had a great group of producers over the years that have helped
Nick Davis was really the starting producer and he's back with us now
Zach Powers is
One of our lead producers now Colin Reiner Ben Be, Ari Maness has stepped in to help produce episodes
when we're traveling on the road. This guy Chris, Shy Chris we called him, really
amazing dude. My buddy Sherb, there was this dude for a little while we were in
between studios and I would tape at his studio at night and
And he overdosed a few years ago, but I keep him in my heart man
He's a guy that helped me get through weeks where there wouldn't have been an episode
There was times I remember I did it in my car a few times in the middle of the night in a driveway somewhere in
Illinois one time
I needed to get an episode out.
Alright, I'm coming to you live from a Nissan Sentra about 20 miles from the nearest internet.
It is dark out here, dude.
I mean, you can't, you can't see nothing.
I mean, the devil could be just smelling
the cinnamon stains on your skin,
and you wouldn't know he's right next to you.
And then just people would make beautiful art
and really, it's just been a really amazing world,
and I'll have to go over some of that in the future.
There's a guy that made these really cool cards,
and he would, whenever we would do an episode,
he would do an outline, like a stetching or whatever,
a stetching of the person, the guest who'd been on.
And he made a great collection of those for us.
I'll make sure to put it in on the YouTubes
so you can see it.
And, but we moved into another studio and we were there for a few years and
Then finally we're in even a new studio now. So it's just been all it's been an evolution and
It's been really crazy, you know, and it's been
You know, it's something that really started like just
It was kind of just talking about stuff and then guys connecting about things, a lot of fellas and sometimes even women were connecting.
You know, I remember one woman called in once and a man had like touched her, she had, her
and her, like they were dating and some fella had touched her vagina in a empty refrigerator
box. And that was just, that's when I knew like we were definitely on to something. You
know, we were doing something right. Just cause there was an element of mystery there.
There was like a missing appliance. There was sexual touching, there was sexual tension.
It was, you know, and I think she was even a redhead.
And there was, so it was, I remember that moment was pretty solid.
Um, other moments, the fellow that got hit by the train, um, Dalton, I think was his
name.
I remember that baby, two trains. And he even said, he said, look, if God wants that train to hit me again, I think was his name. I remember that, baby, two trains.
And he even said, he said,
look, if God wants that train to hit me again, I'm ready.
I'm ready to be hit again by a locomotive.
And I knew that's how I just said,
damn, we're really doing something here.
You know, and yeah, it's just been a special time.
It's been amazing to have this opportunity.
And I don't know if I'm just sounding like just like a
Like a mechanical bowl or whatever
Yeah, this pocket it's just giving me so many more opportunities than ever thought
You know, it's giving me opportunities to talk with with strangers about stuff. That's real
It's giving me the opportunity to talk with strangers about stuff that's real. It's given me the opportunity to talk with
people I really look up to and admire
with stuff that's real and not real and fun.
It's given me a chance to learn a lot about myself.
And yeah, that's what I wanted to be moving forward.
And I wanted to do a solo episode sooner for episode 500,
but it just didn't shake out that way.
And I didn't stress myself about it.
I didn't go over like, I got it, you know,
I just said, look, when the time is right,
it'll be, you'll get it right.
And even today we started out an hour and a half late
because there was some technical issues here,
but that's okay. Here we are, you know? And even today we started out an hour and a half late because there was some technical issues here, but
That's okay here we are, you know and um
And i'm just yeah, I just want to say thank you to everybody for just
listening contributing So many people i'll run into they're like man
I sent in a voicemail or I did this or I did that and and I try to get back to as many as we can and
And um, you know, it's just been a lot.
It's been a lot to learn as things have gotten busier
and just some of the fun moments we've gotten to have
and some of the real moments.
Yeah, this podcast has just given me a lot of life.
It's given me a job to go to every week,
which I think has probably kept me off of like, probably using drugs sometimes because I knew I had to be here the next day, or I knew I had to be ready for a guest. So just thank you for tuning
in, man. You guys, I think, you know, honestly,
I think there's times where you guys have saved my life
because I know that just having that one thing on the docket,
like, okay, I'm going to be able to, you know,
I can't go out, I can't do this tonight.
I got to work tomorrow.
And looking forward to my work,
looking forward to being able to meet up and be here.
And yeah, and we want the show to evolve and be different.
Worked really hard in the last year or two
to try to spend my spare time going to meet guests
and have conversations, get to talk with some of my heroes
as they've gotten older.
And it's just, yeah, just thank you. Thank you to everybody who's contributed in some way,
whether it be a call or listening or a message or just being a human being and letting me just
exist in your ears at some point. Whether you liked what I had to say or didn't
Just thanks for letting me
Visit with you for a little and I mean that man. I love you guys and
Yeah, that's how I feel. I don't want to make a crazy thing out of it, but everybody kept saying it's 500
Who you gonna have on you know people like who you gonna have on dude Teddy Ruxpin, right Pikachu?
People are like, who you gonna have on dude? Teddy Ruxpin, right? Pikachu. But yeah, you should have Theodore Roosevelt on. You should have Amelia Earhart on.
You should have on Jack and Jill. Um, Rob Ford.
Punxsutawney Phil. Uncle Phil.
Frederick Douglass, right?
Who you gonna have? Everybody, are you gonna have people, everybody,
who are you gonna have on, you know?
The Aurora Borealis?
You know, everybody just had a different idea, you know?
Have on a Trank dealer, you know?
Have on Elon, have on DaBaby.
Everybody had a different idea
Have one car son
Have one Kaisana all of them get them all on they said
and I said well, I
Don't know and then it came and went and then now here we are
And I don't even know what episode it is 500 and something but I'm grateful to be here with you guys man I'm grateful to be here. Maybe just a gaggle of pigeons
You know, that's what I am sometimes dude. I looked at a damn pigeon the other day and let's be honest, buddy bitches are
They don't have any shoulders bro, right so right out the gate, you know, they fucking probably
You know, they're lying about a lot of shit.
And they just kinda... they fucking...
They look like they've been smoking too. A lot of pigeons are just doves that uh, smoke.
That's it, dude.
If you want to know what smoking will do to your lungs, look at a dove, and then look at a pigeon, baby.
Look at a fucking pigeon, dude.
Pigeons are just doves that, you know,
probably were raised in Philadelphia or something.
Dude, don't lie to me that pigeons aren't from Philadelphia,
okay, and New Jersey. You could look at a pigeon easy, dude. Don't lie to me that pigeons aren't from Philadelphia, okay?
And New Jersey.
You could look at a pigeon easy, dude.
They're all, you know.
There's like 70 videos of pigeons trying to smoke online.
You telling me that's a coincidence?
Get smacked, homie.
Them bitches are from Jersey and Philly.
They can't even fly some of them walked down to
New Orleans and
Houston and
They're down there sipping out of puddles
You know eating gum there's a picture of a pigeon eating gum online. There's a video of a pigeon eating gum
They don't give a fuck dude.
They can't fly. Imagine watching a pigeon walk. They walk at night because they're
I think ashamed of kind of how their body is but a lot of them walk at night
down south to fucking party. Because you know every puddle in New Orleans has booze in it.
Them fucking puddles are 12 proof homie.
Dude you hit a pot hole bro and your tire will be like eee.
Your tire will want another sip.
Your tire will cruise into another pot hole just to get another little slurp off that twelve proof water baby.
Everything down there got booze in it.
Yeah, every pigeon should have to wear an eagle's jersey.
That's a fact.
Every pigeon should have to wear an eagle's jersey.
Dude, I was at the doctor the other day.
I saw a pigeon there.
What kind of bird goes to the doctor the other day, I saw a pigeon there. What kind of bird goes to the doctor?
Not one of God's birds, buddy.
Pigeons, dirt birds, dick chickens.
That's all they are, bro.
That's all they are.
Pigeons, menthol spunk hens, park oysters, dude.
That's all they are is damn land oysters.
That's what they are.
So we gotta recognize that kind of shit.
So you just gotta to recognize if you
Some guy the other day was showing his uh
He was showing his son a pigeon
And I was like that's you don't show your son a pigeon
Okay, you don't you don't show your son a pigeon you show your son a damn
Eagle or You don't show your son a pigeon. You show your son a damn eagle or an egret
or a flamingo dude, a gay egret.
But you don't show your son a pigeon unless you're lazy.
You take your son to the damn dove park, take him a drive behind a church.
And when the doves get off work,
introduce your son to a decent bird.
You piece of shit.
Sorry.
And I'm sorry about that language, but yeah,
I saw some guy the other day introducing his son
to a couple pigeons in a park.
Fucking, a lot of pigeons are bookies.
Look under their wing, Jets minus seven, it'll say.
So, what's been going on?
Hit the hotline, man.
Let me know, I wanna know who listens.
You know, I wanna know who listens to the show.
We had a call that came in right here.
Hey, me, my twin brother, and my cousin are all mailmen and you've been doing the series
where, you know, you did the garbage man and you know, a police officer, you know, if you
want to do a mailman, let us know.
You know, we're more than welcome.
You know, we come down, we'll take care of business.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay. We come down, we'll take care of business. That's all I'm saying, okay?
Listen, I need my son, my second son, Theo, after you.
You are just the funniest person I've ever heard. Well, I'll say this, brother.
Thank you, first of all, for delivering mail, right?
Delivering mail, and it used to be,
actually, a lot of mail men were really tough men.
You would see them with knee pads on, elbow pads,
eating creatine, and they would roll into the neighborhood
and really deliver some mail.
That's back when there was tons of mail.
Every mailman looked like Santa.
Everyone and they'd roll up and they'd knock on the door and the women would be home.
And they'd say, you want some of this mail?
And it was a euphemism.
It could have meant, do you want some of this masculine energy?
Do you want some of this man to come in with this little man wand on him and just hogwarts that
freaking little cooch ah that little cooter that cooter that stay at home cooter
or it also mean do you want some mail do you want information from the outside
world do you want the do you want perfume samples do you want the
government to be harassing you?
Do you want a, you're late for your Verizon bill?
Do you want mail?
And there was a lot of options through the mail
at that time.
Thank you, I'm glad to know that you guys are mailmen.
And I love that.
I love that, dude.
This is almost the saving private Ryan
of letter carrying right here.
That you don't let
your brother go go out into that communication war zone alone that's what
I love about it because a lot of people they're like yeah my brother's a mailman
like your brother's a male and what you're not out there with him?
You're not out there monitoring,
right, working the flank,
seeing if dogs are attacking him, you know?
You're not out there helping,
giving him guidance.
There's a ring camera.
There's a bee's nest.
There's a angry resident.
You're not out there.
We got FedEx on the left.
FedEx on the left.
No, UPS just rolled in.
Abort.
Mayday, mayday.
We got you.
Oh my God, DHL is here.
Who the fuck are they?
You got to be out there with your brother
You don't send your brother to do mail by himself
So I love that but I want to know who listens to the podcast
9 8 5 6 6 4 9 5 0 3 as always you can hit the hotline and just just say hey
you can hit the hotline and just say, hey, my name is blank and I am a blank and I listen to the podcast. That's all you got to say. I just want to know moms that can't. If you are a
electrician. If you're an arborist like my brother a tree climber, a tree cutter. If you are a nurse like my sister.
If you are an Amazon delivery person like my mother.
Yeah, just what do you do? I would just like to know.
Yeah.
Sorry. I don't know if I've seen them all over the place, dude. I just haven't done this in a while.
It feels new.
You know, it's almost like wearing a condom, dude,
to be honest with you, you know.
And so I don't know who said that.
Damn AI.
What else do we have going on?
I thank you, Ian, and thank you for delivering that mail,
and thank you for not letting your brother
go out there alone.
Thank you for not letting your brother go out there alone. Thank you for not letting your brother
go out there alone, dude.
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What's been happening?
What have I been doing?
A lot of stuff, man.
I'm going to Europe, coming up to some shows.
Some people are upset.
You're not coming here. I'm going to Europe, coming up to some shows. Some people are upset. You're not coming here.
I'm just, my friend is getting married
and so I'm going to his wedding.
And then I'm just trying to put some shows over
while I'm over there.
And just say, yeah, I'm excited about it.
And what do I feel?
Yeah, it'll be good, you know.
So just to get some different spots over there.
And yeah, there's still a lot of spots to go.
And yeah, I'm happy to be here in Austin this week,
working on some material.
And well, let's get into a call or two
and I'll share in between.
What up, Theo? Elijah from Indiana. Well, let's get into a call or two and we're dating like shit. So dating type shit.
Homeward, you know, we've been going out for a minute and you know, when you get to know
somebody, you just, you get to know like everybody, you know, they've been with, you know, and
she's been with quite a few people a lot more than me so like and when she told me
like the like my heart just broke man like driving home that night was the worst feeling i've ever had
one of the worst days of my life man some of the people she told me were just outrageous man some
of my homies like people i fuck with and then just some random like what the fuck you know so
man i just need your advice on how to take care
of that as a man, because I'm really struggling
to try to get past it, and I know that it's something
you can definitely get past,
and I was wondering if you had any advice.
Gang, baby, I appreciate that call, Elijah,
and dude, I'll tell you, bro, I dated a girl who,
she worked over at Charlie Caso's, maybe Chuck E. Cheese's.
And she, dude, she had racked up with everybody in there.
Okay, she'd racked up with the waiter,
the nearsighted chick that did the ticket she hooked up with her, the boss.
Dude, I don't even know there was a boss at Chuck E. Cheese's, bro.
The chef, she hooked up with the chef, Pascale, that's in the band.
Not even the lead singer, not even the rat, not even the mouse, the shit, the shit,
the dude that's like playing the triangle
and like stirring the pot or whatever,
she hooked up with that guy.
So it was tough.
I'd go meet her for work or pick her up.
And it was like, I would go in there
and feel kind of embarrassed sometimes.
But she was actually a really cool girl, man.
And sometimes I regret that I wasn't brave enough
to just kind of let it be her past.
You know, I kind of like,
I kept holding her past against her
and it made it miserable for her.
And it made it miserable for,
really just for us.
Like we couldn't like, it was tough, you know?
Cause she could never, I never gave her really room to,
like first of all, I shouldn't have done it.
I shouldn't have held her past against her.
And then I never gave her enough.
There was never a way that she could make it up to me because it's impossible to make up a past and
She shouldn't have to make it up to me. She doesn't have to
So I kind of made it everything was always at a deficit
You know, I had an unrealistic
Expectation so
Yeah, so I wish that that maybe I had done that different, you know
Maybe I'd been the dude that rolls up with her
and just rocks with her and just respects her more.
Here's what I'll say, man, you can miss the good ones.
And if she's an awesome girl, man,
then that's just be awesome with her.
The other stuff will go by the wayside.
Because when you get older too,
that shit doesn't matter, bro.
Everybody's dated or everybody's trans or whatever.
You don't even know what's going on, bro.
You'll reach in somebody's pants and there's just a damn scratch-off ticket in it.
People don't even have crotches.
It doesn't even matter.
People are nearsighted, farsighted.
People don't even know what's going on.
So I think if you got a cool chick, lock it down
because it gets, there's not that many great ones out there.
You know, and if you got a good one, lock her down
and just be proud, that's my girl.
But yeah, holding that resentment, dude,
if you hold a resentment against somebody
that there's no way they could,
holding that resentment is miserable
because you're never going to let it go. So I think you got to deal with that on your side
and then just show up to her like a freaking man.
You know?
But I say, yeah, you know, you can be the dude
that rocks with her and respects her.
You could be that dude, bro.
You could be that dude.
Because I believe that women are a reflection
of the men in their life. I really believe that women are a reflection of the men in their life.
I really believe that.
So if you show up and you really lift a lady up and you make her feel like something good and you make her feel value
and you make her feel important, if she's somebody you care about, you know, then that's how they will be.
I believe that. I believe that women are a reflection of men, of the men in their life.
Now I'm not saying I've had the best luck or the most ability to be a good boyfriend or whatever.
So I don't even know if I would listen to me but I appreciate you asking and um yeah man and and if you love her, love her bro you know. Don't
miss the boat homie because the marina only gets smaller. You feel me? Don't piss
where you fish homie, you feel me? I don't know what the second one means, but the first one I think is important.
What else?
I'm trying to think of things that happened.
Oh, we got to do the Morgan Wallen walkout at his show.
That was really interesting.
I was so nervous, dude.
So I go, it was nice that Morgan,
he texted me and asked me to go,
because it's like a thing that's just kind of like a strange thing.
But it's like a thing that everybody loves. It's like that hype, you know, when they're doing Broadway girls in the beginning.
So I go and I get there and I ask Morgan, I was like, do we practice? And he just looked at me like I was out of my mind, bro
out of my mind
So we don't practice. We're just all backstage. It was like his band me
Deandre Hopkins
one of D hops boys
My friend Zita a little group was just back there, just vibing, man. People are just like, uh, just like listening. Uh, I don't know what it was listening to music and just dancing and having fun.
And then they're like, okay, let's go in.
And Morgan is just real casual about it.
You know, it's just him just walking into work.
But like we, uh, and D hop was cool because he works at the stadium.
He works, he's a NFL athlete.
So he'd been, he'd, he's comes out all the time
of the tunnel, but I'd never gotten to do it, you know?
Something back there, I'm like stretching and, you know,
just, you know, just looking in the mirror,
just seeing how like, look when I walk.
I had a baseball bat at one point, I had a guitar and then I was like,
what if I hit somebody on accident or something goes wrong?
What if I go crazy and just run out on the stage and just start playing some
George Strait or something? I just didn't want to freak out or do something,
because I can't always rely on myself. And so I didn't, so I just took it easy.
And I didn't want to try to like, you know,
it's Morgan's show.
So you don't want to try and like,
you know, be too cool for school.
You're just happy to be there to support, you know,
just to be just supportive.
So it was interesting, man.
And it was, it was really fun. And the
craziest part is you get to the end and he gets to go perform and me and DeAndre
started kind of walking up the ramp with him like we were like because it's like
this is as close as I'm ever gonna get to being like a musical star. This
moment. And it's not close at all. It's really just helping me. I walked out of walk, right?
But for me, it was this club, bro.
We were like, we started walking
and they're like, no, no, you too.
And literally just security shows up
and just sent us to the back and just made us stop.
I don't think Morgan would have cared.
I think he was, he's just having a good time.
But dude, it was just a good time. But um, but dude
It was just a bummer. You want to go out there so bad. You just want to be you know
Everybody wants to be a rock star, you know, so that was uh, that was something interesting that happened
recently
What else?
Tell me man. I know it's been a while
And I'm I am sorry. I do want to say I'm sorry about not doing more solos.
I have missed some of the connection.
Just a lot of things have been happening on the,
on my own side of stuff.
And it's just been a lot.
Let's get another call that came in here.
What's up, Theo? Man, this is Vlad.
What's up, Vlad.
Thank you for calling, brother.
And Vlad, I believe believe is Serbian.
Onward?
Man, I took this girl home from the bar the other night.
I just...
Something caught me, you know.
It was just different. Something different about her, you know. She was kind of shy, but I liked her.
But I liked her.
But I got her home and something happened. It was just...
I got her home.
You sound like a serial killer, but let's hear more, brother.
Sorry to interrupt you, but just,
just got scared for a second,
but let's hear more.
Onward, brother.
But I got her home and something happened.
It was just, man, when we pulled her pants off, she had nipples on her butt cheeks, man.
It was so strange.
I didn't know how to feel about it.
Nipples on her butt cheeks.
Wow.
Oh my.
Hmm.
Oh my. Um, how to feel about it.
Feel about it with them hands, baby.
What are you talking about?
Those are extra tits, bro.
Now, I wouldn't motorboat them.
Or you're going to end up in some dirty oil.
You feel me?
But those are extra tits, brother.
That's those bumper lumps, homie.
That's them rear milk veneers, baby, you feel me?
You might be back toast intolerant if you can't handle them.
Come on, baby.
The bear went over the mountain
to see couple more mountains, dog.
You gotta get back there, bub.
Extra tits.
And you're complaining?
Let me hear what else you have to say about this.
I can't even believe this is a problem for someone.
Finally, our prayers get answered.
That a woman has tits on her butt.
You know how many men have prayed for a woman to have tits on butt?
Huh? You know how many men have prayed for a woman to have tit on butt.
Huh? You know how many men have prayed for a woman
to have tit on butt?
And you're crying about it.
Let's hear more.
Oh, strange.
I didn't know how to feel about it.
So man, I was just curious.
How would you feel about that?
I mean. Well, I'll tell you this, dude. How would you feel about that? May.
Well, I'll tell you this, dude.
I would feel very gracious about it,
but that's what's going on, bro.
It's all merging now.
Everything is a merger.
Even the bodies, the people, the animals.
That's why you have male chickens dropping off an egg,
sneaking over.
Trans birds, trans, every business is a,
it's all mixed.
Buy, try, whatever.
Everything is mixed.
You got butts with nipples on them.
You got wieners with milk in them.
You got cankles, you got vajuckles.
It's like when you see a Taco Bell
that is merged with a Baskin-Robin or Long John Silver's
and A&W Root Beer.
You're going to have I-Hoppelbee's.
You're going to have Wells Fargo, North Dakota.
You're going to have Madison Square, Olive Garden, Fudd Rucker Park.
It's all business.
It's been bought and sold.
It's not real anymore.
It's a male chicken walking over and dropping off an egg.
That's what it is.
And the female chicken is too busy on OnlyFans
to do the eggs anymore.
It's a weird world.
It's a rap on the world that we knew
the final morph has begun.
That's where we are.
Charlotte's Web, they couldn't even write it,
they couldn't even write the book again.
Cause the animals, a lot of them are boycotting.
Their animals are boycotting.
Like what the fuck are you talking about?
Animals can't read.
It's a lot guys.
Let's get another call that came in man.
Oh, I do want to say this.
I want to say happy belated mother's day.
You know, I got to surprise my mother, which was really cool.
I got to go to Tucson, Arizona,
and she didn't know that I was coming.
So I got to knock on her door and she wasn't answering.
And I'm like, oh, what is going on?
And then I'm like, oh my God, what if something happened?
You know? And I look through, finally, I look what if something happened? You know?
And I look through, finally I look in the window
because I didn't want her to see me.
I didn't want to give it away.
I looked through the window and in the shades through there
in the backyard, I could see her laying out in the backyard
and probably having a cold beer back there.
My mom would like to lay out.
She'd get in that polka dot bikini over there
and lay out a little.
And if we came by her, she would curse at us. And when I was a child anyway, and her, the chair was,
she would always put it, part of our apartment complex was sinking in the mud. You know, so it
was just over time, it was fucking, you know, one of your legs didn't even get a lot of use because there
was the downhill leg had most of the traction on it. And, uh, but mom would be out there
in that mud. And after about a half hour, her chair would have to sunk halfway down
in there. And so we try to go help her and she would just curse at us sometimes and yell
at us and stuff. But, but she was having some beer
and you had to just be supportive at those times.
What else?
Oh, let's take a couple more calls that came in.
Oh, but yeah, so we got to go.
We went out to lunch in Tucson at a place.
We got to go to two places.
We got to go to a place called Hacienda del Sol, which was really just the really nice staff,
beautiful people and just peaceful, beautiful.
And so that was nice.
And then we got to also go to Wildflower, which is a restaurant I used to work at a long time ago when I lived in Tucson.
I went to Santa Rita High School out there and there was a lot of Mexicans just basically just kind of beating each other in abandoned car washes and stuff like that after school.
But beautiful area though, otherwise, outside of that.
And even some of the gangs, you know, they, not bad.
I wish gangs had like more mascots.
I wish gangs like, went the extra mile sometimes to create more of an ambiance.
Like a t-shirt cannon or something.
At least then it would be like the people in the area could have more fun.
What else? A lot of breast calls and stuff.
Let's see what else came in.
Oh, here we go.
Hey, Vito. I'm calling to ask for some advice, man.
I'm calling to ask for some advice.
Okay, onward, brother. Thanks for the call.
I broke my sobriety
of four months and...
Broke your sobriety
of four months.
Okay.
Let's hear more.
I mean, I'm not proud about it, but it was false.
I just found myself using again and what's it called?
I mean, I'm a little disappointed in myself, but I think I just, I just found myself addicted
again and falling back on using the drugs to cope with things.
But falling back on using drugs to cope with things. Yeah, man. I can certainly, well, once you kind of, you know,
relapse or people use the term a lot, uh, then yeah,
it's hard to get back on the horse. Um,
but let me hear a little more.
I mean, I don't know if I'm coping with things or if I'm just like, I'm addicted, you know?
I don't know, man.
Man, that's a great question.
You know, am I coping with stuff or am I addicted?
Hmm.
It's hard to know if you're, that's a great question.
It's hard to know if you're just coping or if you're an addict.
I guess if I'm just coping,
well, I think the thing is,
if you're using drugs and alcohol to cope,
then some of that's fine.
But if you're overdoing it, then it's not fine.
And I think if you start to wonder if you're an addict,
then I'm not saying you are an addict,
but I remember one time I was driving around AA houses,
like around the buildings,
and I was talking to my brother on the phone one time,
and he's like, what are you up to?
I was like, I'm just driving around this AA meeting.
He's like, what do you mean?
I said, well, there's an AA meeting by my apartment,
and it's really cool.
So, and sometimes I'll come and drive around it.
And he goes, well, I'm not trying to label you
or call you out.
He goes, but I said, you know who's not,
he goes, you know who's not driving around an AA meeting?
I said, who?
He goes, people who are,
people who are sure they don't have a problem.
And he was right.
I mean, I'd kind of go over by it
and jump down peak in it and damn peak in the
building, peek in the windows and shit. You know, and so at that point for me, it was
like, I just had to look at my actions and not my thoughts. I was like, my actions, if
I'm driving in a circle around an AA meeting, in its parking lot, out to the street, back
around in the parking lot, out to the... Then that's my action and it's a little, you know, it's a lot.
But it's given me some signs. So...
I wouldn't be hard on yourself though, man. Give yourself some grace, brother. You had four months sober. That's incredible.
Four months. Have anybody do anything for four months.
Anything.
Extremely hard.
Extremely hard.
So give yourself some grace, you know.
But I think you just have to ask yourself.
And you'll know the answer.
And then I think you have to make a choice.
Like some guys will hit me up and be like,
I can't quit. Do I need to go to AA meetings?
Like if you are actually have a dependency on drugs
or alcohol, then you probably have to go to a detox
and then you could get into maybe a sober living
or just go to AA meetings.
But I'm not a doctor, I just know what worked for me.
I never had to detox.
But that would be questions that somebody else could help you with. But I always say go to three or four meetings and see
how you feel. And go to different ones, you know, if you can, just to get a real
idea of what they're like. Don't go to one and be like, this sucks or whatever.
Yeah, but that's a huge progression, man. I would be proud of yourself.
And I would just give yourself some grace, man.
You're trying.
You're a human that's really making an effort.
And that's really, that's beautiful, dog.
You got that shit, baby.
Praise God.
What else?
Here we got another call, a lot of breast calls.
And this is something that's okay.
You know, we do want to ask people to hit the hotline,
let us know the first time somebody touched your genitalia,
and what that experience was like.
Was it scary?
Was it exciting?
Was it, take us back through some of that.
Nine, eight, five, six, six, four, nine, five, zero,3. You know, once a year we like to tap into
the memories of sensual memories and that sort of thing and that's how that,
you know, the lady they got touched in that refrigerator box. You know, that's
where you get to really interactive folks like that. So beautiful stuff.
We want to explore.
Got a call that came in right here.
Onward.
Hey Theo, man, I was swimming at the lake one time with my cousin and we were jumping
off the dock, you know, just beautiful day.
It was, it was gorgeous out and she come up out of the water and one of her titties was out.
Oh yes, buddy. Yeah, brother. That's breaching, baby. That's what they call it.
That's breaching, baby. That's nature, daddy.
You can watch that on damn Shark Channel.
Let's hear more.
I sat there looking at it,
and I didn't really know what to do or say really.
So I just didn't say anything.
I just kind of took it in.
I don't have any regrets.
I don't think that I should have said anything in that moment. It would have just made it too
Too much, you know in that in that moment look brother. I think that there's um, I
Think that those are second tier tits brother on a cousin. That's second tier tittery, baby. That's nothing
first tier tits, that's mom tits.
And if you stare at your mom's tits for more than two seconds, you will be
absorbed off of the face of the earth by Satan. So that is hands down, no pass go or whatever straight to hell. So that is, that's the first rule. Second,
that mid tier tit is, mid tier is sister, right? Mid tier is sister. That's sister's
breasts. I think you can look at them probably maybe six to eight seconds. You know what
I'm saying? Just a, just enough to place first on a bull, you know?
You don't want to get crazy.
Because first of all, you're just,
you're making sure everything's cool,
but you don't want to drop in on them, you know?
You want to keep your mouth closed when you look at them.
That's normal, I think.
Now, if you look at your sister's breasts,
and it doesn't feel like they're your sister's breasts,
then one of y'all's parents is lying.
I think about something.
You know, and then there's the cousin breasts or tits.
Some people call them tits and I don't,
actually I do a lot of times, but yeah.
And now cousin breasts, I'd say 30 seconds,
25 to 30 seconds, 28 seconds.
Be cool, keep your sunglasses on, don't,
that is a major no, taking your glass,
like keep your glasses on guy, you know?
And then just offer to get everybody something to eat
or whatever, be totally cool, helpful.
Don't be weird, brother.
But yeah, you know, I think it's okay.
But that's it.
That's it.
You know, I think it's okay. But that's it. That's it.
So. What else do we got, man? Some of this I forgot how to do, I feel like. But I'm going to get back in the swing of it.
My brain's starting to get a little tired. I got a call right here that came in.
Hey, Dio. My name is Wade. I'm a... What's up, Wade?
Man, thank you for calling, man.
I, um...
Excuse me.
I had a...
You know, when I was a kid, they had a kid in my class named Wade.
And he was a ginger.
And they didn't have...
They didn't... I don't think they even allowed a lot of gingers in our area, but he had a ginger. And they didn't have, they didn't, I don't think even allowed a lot of gingers in our area,
but he had gotten in.
And he was a neat guy, you know?
He had a beautiful sister,
or she could have just been a sister.
It could have just been his sister.
And she was just, I was at that age where if any,
if a dude had a sister, it was like, she's beautiful.
You know?
And I was the worst, I remember I just got at that age,
I was the worst at talking to women.
I mean, and I still am, but at that time I had really,
my buddy would, like if I had a friend who was like,
hey man, you should go talk to that girl.
I would immediately, not only would I not walk over
and talk to the girl, I would run 15 miles
in the other direction.
I would, and then when I got there,
I would start writing letters to the girl
and telling her how I missed her
and I wish things could be different and all.
Just, I was just, I've always been a bizarre
relationshipist in a way.
I'd be like, dude, that girl's looking at you.
You should go talk to her.
I will fucking take one step towards her,
then 7,000 steps the other way.
And then when I get over there,
I start drawing paintings of her.
I'll take art classes, all that kind of shit.
But yeah, I was always had trouble talking to women.
But anyway, but now it's not as bad
but it's still not cool um but Wade had a sister I remember her name I think she damn looked like
him I don't even know bro but it didn't matter it didn't even damn matter and Wade was cool. He was interesting. Pale too. God, so pale. You could fucking
see his heart trying. Damn. Some days you did be like, damn, you got to, you better
pluck that thing a couple times. Wade, we're about to play basketball. You know, you're
going to need it. But anyway, go on, man.
I'm sorry to interrupt your call with my bullshit.
Let me start your call over a little.
Oh, my name is Wade.
I am a college student.
And-
You're a college student, okay, onward.
I don't mean to like bring you down or anything,
but you know, you were pretty real
about your mental health and stuff.
And I just, you know, I'm just calling to kind of
Wonder if you ever felt like you were like just always fighting yourself
And you just don't know why and you kind of just and you just but I just know I'm losing you know
Or you know, you're losing
Yeah, if I was always fighting myself and I didn't know why
But I was always fighting myself and I didn't know why, but I was always losing.
Yeah, let's hear more.
I just feel like I'm failing all the time.
It's not that I don't talk about it, because I do talk about it and people just tell me
that I should go to the gym or I should try harder in school or I should do all this other stuff, but I just fail all the time and I don't know man, I just don't feel good.
Yeah, thanks for the call man, I appreciate it.
Yeah, I can relate in the way that, I just appreciate you caring about yourself enough to call and see what's going on and just share it
You know, neither one of us probably has a has an answer but we can share about what's going on and
Then at least now both of us
You know if you're carrying a burden by yourself if you share it with somebody else now two people are carrying it
You know and it's lighter
because now two people are carrying it, and it's lighter.
I was always in conflict with myself.
Always, if I was working, I wasn't working,
I should have been having fun,
or I wasn't working hard enough.
If I was having fun, I'd be like,
God, I gotta go to work.
I never let myself win, that's what I realized.
I never let myself win win so I was always in
conflict, always. I was never doing anything right and then I realized that I
had my perspective was off. I had made unrealistic expectations for
myself and I made unrealistic expectations for myself because
if I could never get things right,
then that means that I'm always wrong.
And if I'm always wrong,
then that attaches to whatever my core belief about myself, one of my core beliefs,
like something I think real deep down inside myself.
One of the things I thought was that I'm always wrong.
I can't do anything right.
I'm never enough, right?
Those were core beliefs that I had for me.
And so by having unrealistic expectations,
I set myself up always to fail
because I never could achieve my own expectations.
They were always impossible.
So then once I fail, which is all the
time, it attaches back to the old feeling of, well, I'm not enough, right? So then it's like almost a
self-fulfilling prophecy in a way. So I'm not saying that's what's going on with you, but
if you're never enough for yourself,
then you might want to look at, get, talk to a therapist
about some of what your core beliefs are
and how do you find out what those are?
Because that's where I've had to just,
that's where I've had to start looking for myself.
And then also I think stay in action, like,
you know, stay in action.
Like, you know, stay in action.
Like, you know, stay moving, whether it's that you jog
or you go for a walk or if you like to go to the gym.
Those things are important because otherwise you get,
like, your body is sedentary and if it's sedentary,
you're gonna be even more like glum and depressed.
It's so much easier for depression to like grow on you
if you're not a moving target.
So staying in motion I think helps.
Not all the time.
Don't sleep on like a treadmill or anything, but just, you know, stay busy, keep your blood
going.
Yeah, I don't know if that's helpful or not, but then it was like I wasn't always in conflict
with myself because I would never let myself win.
That was the thing.
I was never good enough for myself.
And no one else was ever good enough for me.
You know, I just had unrealistic expectations, man.
So I'm not feeling bad about it or anything.
I'm happy that I'm able to see it.
I haven't cured it for myself or anything like that,
but I at least have a look at it now.
And I'm at least now able to, when I pray,
I'm able to ask God, say, hey God,
help me to see my unrealistic expectations.
Help me to make those more, bring those into the light
for me so that I can see where they show up.
Yeah, that's all I got really on that, man.
And give yourself some grace too.
Just don't be so hard on yourself, man. I'm sure you're doing a lot.
But, and don't get caught in self-pity. That was, that was something that happened to me for a long
time. I was in self-pity. I always had a problem. And if I always have a problem and everything is
wrong and everything, then that's self-pity.
Because that's not the reality of things.
The reality of things is that there's possibility everywhere somehow.
But if I'm always playing the victim of myself and stuff and when I'm talking with people, then it's like I'm getting into self-pity.
And I'm not judging you with that, I'm just saying, just look out for it.
I fell into it for a long time and fuck.
I was a fucking shit.
I had this shit all over my fucking knees, dude.
I was in self-pity so much, bro.
Damn dummy.
But it's okay.
I didn't know, you know, and I'm just grateful now
that I have a little bit more wherewithal when I see it.
You know?
What else, man?
Can we get anything else?
That might be a lot for today.
Yeah, some of this is sold out.
So I almost have to learn how to do it again.
I'm sorry that I took so long off of it.
But there was just some other things to get in a row.
We've been able to have more guests
and I wanna be able to have people that I can learn from.
You know, sometimes it's nice to have people that I can laugh with and sometimes it's nice to have people that I can learn from.
So that's been cool. You know, we have an anger guy coming up. We had this
episode with Tim Fletcher that was really interesting.
episode with Tim Fletcher that was really interesting.
And then there's just been a lot of stuff going on in the background of just trying to figure things out,
trying to grow up, you know.
I've always been kind of like a late bloomer, I think.
Yeah, and just finding out how do I get to,
how do I, you know, one day I'd like to be
in a successful relationship and it's something that I've always struggled with.
And I'm okay, I'm not complaining about it.
I'm just looking at it, right?
I'm looking at it and I'm looking to see, do I want to really do the work that it's
going to take to get myself into a place to be good at something like that?
Because it's practice. myself into a place to be good at something like that.
Because it's practice, it's all not actual practice with someone, but I mean, it is some
of that for me, but it's like, just creating a level of integrity with myself.
So that I'm only putting myself in scenarios that have a lot of upside and value.
And you can't always know off the bat,
but sometimes you know, like, oh, this isn't,
this isn't really, this isn't gonna make me feel anything,
but maybe bad.
So what else?
Anything in the news?
You know, they just had the Kyle.
They were trying to have the most Kyles ever in Kyle, Texas.
So I want to jump on the line with,
I want to get on the line here with a Kyle who was there.
You know, apparently they came up a little bit short
over there.
Let me see the number they were trying to get.
Well, I guess we can learn it all about here
from this Kyle right here.
I want to talk to this Kyle.
And this is a Kyle.
And he was at the Kyle Fest 2024 over in Kyle, Texas,
which is only about 20 miles from here in Austin.
And so I'm really interested in seeing how that went and what went on down there.
This right here, we have Kyle Garcia, if he's available here, Kyle Garcia.
Hey, Kyle.
Hi.
Hey, brother, can you see me?
I can see you.
Nice, man.
Thank you for your patience.
And I can hear you.
Yeah, for sure.
No worries.
Excellent. And so you attended the Kyle yeah. For sure, no worries. Excellent.
And so you attended the Kyle Fest over there in Kyle, Texas.
Yeah, it was the craziest,
most Kyle charged weekend I've ever spent.
It was really cool.
And what was the goal of the festival, just so we know?
For sure.
So I think there's a current world record of the most amount of people with
the same name in Bosnia, um, with the name Ivan, and that's like something in
the 20, 2100, 2200, something like that.
Um, so in order to beat that, uh, record, we needed 22 something hundred Kyle's
And we fell a little short, but we had a lot of fun and this was the second year they did it I
Think they've been doing it for four or five years now
And from what I understand the last year was their biggest turnout, and that's actually the year that I found out about it
last year's turnout was 1400 and year was their biggest turnout. Um, and that's actually the year that I found out about it. Uh,
last year's turnout was 1400 and this year's turnout was
706 officially.
Not as many cows. Were you expecting a larger amount of Kyle's?
I was thinking it was going to happen. I didn't really, you know, um,
the reason I went is because, uh because the place I work at, there's three Kyle's of us together.
So I felt emboldened.
I felt like, all right, we might actually get this done.
Might be part of world history, to some extent.
So I didn't think it would be half.
Did you go as a group, you three Kyle's?
Oh, I solo tripped. The other Kyle's, you know, couldn't make it, but I knew about it for be half. Did you go as a group? You three, Kyle's. Oh, I solo tripped. Um, the
other Kyle's, you know, couldn't make it, but, uh, I knew about it for a while. I knew
about it since last year and I feel like I was the only Kyle that was like kind of eyeing
it. Wow. Okay. And so what were some of the festivities when you got down there? Were
there, was there like a pledge of allegiance? Was there, were you guys doing like a pickleball or any?
The coolest thing, there was a drone show on the final night.
And that was my first time seeing a drone show.
So it was really cool to go out and see that.
And actually, yeah, from Friday to Sunday, there was live music.
There were two stages, which I thought was pretty cool.
And it was all free, free to attend. day there was live music. There were two stages, which I thought was pretty cool. Um, and it
was all free, free to attend. Um, you didn't have to be a Kyle to like participate, you
know, to take part, to get food and drinks, you know, to have fun. So it was really cool.
And someone said Kyle Rittenhouse was there. Was that, is that, let's see, I, I didn't, I didn't catch or, you know,
hear any, uh, famous Kyle's come through. I, um, I, I wish there were more Kyle's.
I think we just generally wanted more Kyle's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Feel like you want to get as much Kyle's as you can. And do you blame,
was there a reason you think in hindsight, like, okay,
this would have led us to more Kyle's?
This is why we felt sorry.
Yeah, like we talked about it.
We discussed it like why, you know, what what we think is what happened.
And I think the general consensus is maybe marketing had something to do with that.
Advertising, maybe a certain amount of advertising was needed
to get everyone's attention, to keep it on everyone's mind, maybe like a certain influencer probably could have pushed
things along more.
I know that the city put a lot of effort into it.
I mean, with the drone show and two stages, it was really cool.
Yeah.
But yeah, I feel like a word of mouth really goes a long way in a sense like this.
Yeah.
Well, next year we'll have to read some ads or something, do something we can to try to support these Kyle's and what type was it all men or their women Kyle's allowed as well?
Do you see any?
They were married Kyle's.
There were, there were Kyle's of all sorts.
I mean, what was really cool was to see really small, really small, tiny, teeny tiny toddler, Kyle's,
you know, baby, because, you know, um, it was, it was, it was awesome.
It was really cool.
I never met so many Kyle's, you know, uh, felt like a kinship.
Oh, it did feel like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It felt cool.
I mean, the hardest part was, you know, um, um hearing your name you turn your head that that was the hardest part
turning part someone says a nice hat Kyle or I'm looking for Kyle or you know, uh
You're in big trouble Kyle and we're all like, yes, ma'am
Yeah, well, this is your baby Kyle
But um
That's what was part of the fun, you know.
Oh, that's super enjoyable.
And was there a lot of, is it a place where is there a lot of like, did it seem like a hot bed?
I was reading somewhere online that it seemed like a hot bed of like kind of like men meeting men.
Was there any of that energy there?
Do you feel like any dating kind of vibes?
You know, um, I feel like I wouldn't want to find the, the, the love of my life with also the same name, you know, Kyle meeting Kyle. Um, and, and to be honest, yeah, I guess I definitely saw
the ratio. I guess I saw more guy, Kyle's, you's, you know, and I, to be completely honest with you, I wasn't, I wasn't really going.
I was all by myself, you know, solo trip and, and, and it was my first time out in Texas.
Wow.
There was so much to do, you know, and so, and everyone was awesome.
Everyone was really nice and friendly and welcoming too.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I was just wondering if it was like a hotbed for kind of gay activity
or anything like that, because it was all men, you know, I just sometimes wonder that.
But yeah, I thought.
I met some really cool guy, Kyle's for sure.
I mean, like there were there were some well-traveled Kyle's.
There were Kyle's with like three jobs, you know, um, Las Vegas,
Kyle's was really cool.
Well, Las Vegas, Kyle was trying to, uh, get, get people together for like bar hopping in Austin, you know?
Okay.
Really, really cool.
So they had party Kyle's, they had busy Kyle's, they had any, any wheelchair Kyle's, any Kyle's on crutches? You know, I will say there was one Kyle in a chair being walked by his family.
Okay.
That was really cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So every, so this was, everybody was welcome.
Everybody was, wow.
What about the oldest Kyle?
Did you see, did you guys find out who the oldest Kyle was?
Oh, well, you know, what's funny is that, I mean,
while I was in Texas, they had a five K going on, a free five K going on.
And I took part in that.
And they did, you know, congratulate some some Kyles over there.
The fastest Kyle, I think the oldest Kyle.
And, you know, we had some, some pretty senior runners up there too.
Yeah.
Um, you know, it was.
Yeah.
It's really interesting weekend.
Yeah.
Because when is there something like this?
You know, that's what's so intriguing to me.
Would you go back again?
Honestly, um, if I was more sure, if I was more confident that we would break a world
record, yeah, I'd be down to go.
But honestly, um, I had so much fun that I'd probably want to revisit Texas, revisit Austin
again and then maybe stop over in Kyle.
Yeah.
Just to reminisce about it.
Yeah.
Wow.
Well, um, and where do you, yeah, where do you travel from, Kyle?
Oh, so I heard about this all the way from New York.
Oh, wow. And did you travel by plane or train or how did you get there?
On plane. I think plane would have been the easiest thing just for this weekend.
I'm currently back to work. you know, so, uh,
it was, it was nice coming into Austin and leaving from Austin. It was smooth.
Um, you know, the time difference wasn't too bad. Uh,
the big difference was the heat for sure. Yeah. Yeah. It's hot down here. I'm in Austin right now. We just been here.
And so I'd been hearing about the Kyle fest and I've been on stage this weekend.
There's a lot of different Kyle's popping up and non-Kiles and people accusing each other
of being like fake Kyle.
There's all types of like, yeah.
I'm with Kyle.
Yeah, yeah, I'm with Kyle, you know, a lot, yes.
A lot of stuff like that.
So, yeah, it's just been a fascinating week
to be so close to this, this, um,
kind of flocking of the Kyle's, you know?
Yeah. I mean, uh, I thought it was like this funny little silly idea.
And then, you know, I just sort of chased after it and I had the time of my life.
Good for you, man.
It just shows, I think, just going and doing something is really what it's all
about, you know, that's the big thing.
Just saying, hey, I'm going to try this. Yeah. Did you leave feeling like I'm glad I tried it?
Come back with some stories. Yeah, definitely happy. I did it like no regrets. Yeah
You know traveling is really great like that
100% Kyle's all Kyle's welcome
They did the best that they could Kyle Garcia from New York, thank you so much for your time,
man, I really appreciate it.
Appreciate you, thank you.
All right, brother, see you in the future.
Right there, you heard it.
Even Kyle's can't even get on the same page,
and it could be even a hotbed
for homosexuality over there.
Everything in the world now turns into a Pizza Hut or a men's
kind of gay meetup, it feels like. And that's just what's going on. And that's time, brother.
That's us traveling through time and experimenting with the buffet of existence.
Something else, isn't it?
And just remember, we may be in the time of the merging.
If things feel weird, if things feel obtuse, you don't know what's going on.
We may be in the merging.
Remember that.
When you see an animal with a sunroof, when you see a butt with some titties on it or whatever, when you see a goose that is working at a Chevron,
when you see anything that's different,
when you see a daycare suddenly selling
is also a Lenscrafters, you know, it's all,
it's emerging, right?
It's emerging, just recognize we're in emerging.
When you see one person that is,
has three different sexes in them, it's emerging.
I think that's what's going on.
So just be cognizant.
I believe that we're in emerging and it's okay.
You know, just get a Shamrock shake
or get a damn McDouble and just chill.
You know, we're gonna make it.
What else?
That's all I got, man.
I appreciate it.
We'll do another solo episode soon.
Thank you guys for all the support.
And yeah, and just, and let me just try to get back
on this bike again this week.
Love you guys, man.
You guys be good to yourselves, baby.
You deserve it.
Gang. you