This Past Weekend - E571 Adam Devine

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

Adam Devine is an actor, comedian, writer and director known for his roles in shows like “Workaholics”, “The Righteous Gemstones” and more. You can also check out his podcast “This is Important” with the other Workaholics guys. Adam Devine returns to talk about becoming a new dad (and embracing boat life), how he miraculously survived getting hit by a car as a kid, and a recent health scare that changed everything for him.  Adam Devine: https://www.instagram.com/adamdevine/  ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ  DraftKings: Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code THEO  to play $5, get $50 in Pick 6 credits. Better payouts. Bigger wins. Only with Pick6 from DraftKings. The Crown is yours. https://draftkings.com   Ground News: Go to http://groundnews.com/theo to get 40% off the unlimited access Vantage plan. Valor Recovery: To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at https://valorrecoverycoaching.com or email them at [e-mail]  Blue Cube: Head over to https://BlueCubeBaths.com and get $1,000 off when you mention Theo’s name. Dave Ramsey: 💵 Check out The Ramsey Show https://www.ramseysolutions.com/shows/the-ramsey-show utm_source=this%20past%20weekend%20with%20theo%20von&utm_medium=audio&utm_campaign=theovon_trs_march_2025&utm_term=ramsey_network_bu&utm_content=theovon_trs_march_2025%20-%20shownotes%20-%20check%20out%20the%20ramsey%20show%20-%20032525#play ------------------------------------------------- Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred gambler. Help is available for problem gambling. Call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, or visit c c p g dot org in Connecticut. Must be eighteen plus, age and eligibility restrictions vary by jurisdiction. Pick6 not available everywhere, including New York and Ontario. Void where prohibited. One per new customer. Bonus awarded as non-withdrawable Pick Six Credits that expire in fourteen days. Limited time offer. See terms at pick six dot draftkings dot com slash promos. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [e-mail] Hit the Hotline: [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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He's a comedian, he's a writer. He's, hell, he was hit by a damn car. You know him from Workaholics and the Righteous Gemstones. He has his own podcast with the guys from Workaholics and the Righteous Gemstones. He has his own podcast with the guys from Workaholics called This Is Important. It's always a fun time with my friend, Adam Devine. ["This Is Important"] I've been singing just for you

Did you shower or is it the rain that got you a little wet? I just showered unfortunately It looks good on you I'm not afraid to say it That wet look looks good on you Theo You think? Yeah, I ain not high in line. Let me see it, pull it up, let me get a gander at it. I don't know.

Oh damn son. Yeah, just, I could just. Sorry. No, don't be, I like it. I haven't heard it in a while. I saw you stretching a little bit, was that what I saw? Yeah, you did. You gotta stay limber for all the sitting we're doing.

I'm getting at the age now where I can't sit for too long, dude. Really? Yeah, and that sucks. What do you mean? Yeah, just sitting. Just fucking bothers me. It bothers, yeah. You know, I do notice, I thought about this.

We're not supposed to just be sitting around. Imagine if, say, you went in the woods, right? Yeah, and you saw all the animals are having fun. Yeah, right. Oh, we there always are Yeah, most of them are some of them are beating killing. There's some Some of them eating is fun though. Yeah, they're yeah, let's around a good time. Yeah. Yeah, there's violence A lot of it's by the streams. Mm-hmm. And so, you know kind of that's fun. Yeah, it's fun if if you're into that yeah and I think most animals and I'm also into water but if you're in it but that's where things get violent is down there oh shit that's what I'm saying is oh I think nature's a blast right yeah you see it they're hurting the

animals the woodpecker comes down he's like he makes noise and people are like get the fuck out of here we want to sleep in but you don't think for him. That's kind of fun though. It's just like wake up motherfucker. Yeah He's obviously been using or whatever. He's one of the yeah animals that got a hold of a bag somewhere absolutely Who else is rolling up like that? Just so early just slamming their head against a wall. Yeah, and then taking off Yeah, unless she's like Morse coding a message from the heavens or from like ACDC or something, you know? But you know, I'm sure every animal,

they all conjoinively hate that MF'er. Conjoinively, I think they are. When they see, unless one person had to get up early for work and then he's like, guys, I had to invite him. Yeah, and this, we all And we also started to talk about this because of stretching. Well, yeah, I'm just saying, so stretching is, oh, you said sitting down.

Yeah. So I'm just saying, I don't know if we're supposed to be sitting down. Like say if you went into nature and you saw a bunch of animals. They're doing stuff, scratching their backs on trees, eating berries and tickling each other or whatever. And then there's one animal off to the side who's sitting in a chair and he's vaping or

working on his computer. Yep. You'd be like, that ant, something's not right. Sorry, it's not. He's going to have some achy hips. Yeah. Because humans, they weren't sitting back in the day. That's what I'm saying.

I mean, rocks, they're not comfortable. We have all these, we've made all these comfy chairs Get us all slavin. Yeah, right So that's that's what I live in Orange County So I drove up here to do this among some other things But I drove up here and it's took like an hour 40 minutes and I and then I get out of my car and my hips are like Yeah, my body starts to this top starts to lean forward

Mm-hmm else my body my my top half of my body will start to lean forward like yeah Well, do you know I my body fell apart dude? You know I was hit by a cement truck when I was a kid were you really I was dude And how full was it at it already full cement truck? No way Even if it wasn't a full cement truck that's still fucked up But it was a full one dude full ones really bad. I think 32 tons My yeah, yeah, dude. It's it hit me I ran over the like the first under the wheels and then spit me out. I flew 500 feet dude

You're lying mm-hmm truths. Oh my god. What's the longest field goal ever kicked? That's insane bring that up Yeah, I probably I mean has to be more than five. No, maybe not. How long is the 66 yards? So quick math? I think that's a thousand feet quick math. No, what is that? 188 feet. Oh my god. So that's like more than double. Yeah Wow What did you land in? I skidded up the, like up the street or down the street, however it goes. And I was hit in one county and I landed in another county. Because the street was like the dividing line between the counties. Still counts? Yes, still counts as a cool factoid. and is this the style you got hip-hop. Would you get hip-hop? Yeah, it's a similar style. Yeah, so I got taken under those wheels those Peterbilt's are nice

Oh, yeah, that's a solid truck Um and now what happened were you cuz I have a friend who got hit by a train, right? Mm-hmm And he's doing not as funny. Oh, yeah, I agree. Yeah. He was listening to, I think, Alanis Morissette or something, walking with his headphones on. Yeah. And he's like, isn't this ironic? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, well. Don't you think? Because it's like, listening to my song getting hit by train. The craziest thing was he'd been listening also to train earlier I see that would actually be ironic. Yeah, but I think but it that joke only works if he had been listening earlier Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We we dialed that one in. Yeah, we did a good job But yeah, you believe that they're noise canceling and then you're like, no, they're not that noise canceling. He couldn't hear a train coming

That's wild. But it's effective, is all I'm saying. Those heavens are effective. So you're walking, where are you when this happens? I would say it was Omaha, Nebraska, and we were going across the street to get candy or whatever. And I mean, true facts were we were going to, like we would steal pages out of Playboy or Penthouse,

magazines and we were like, you know, 12, 11, 11. And so that was our move. We would go there, we'd rip up. I don't know why we didn't just steal the magazine. Cause the ripping sounds loud. It's way louder, but in little kid brain, I was like, it's not as bad if we only steal a few pages. That's fair.

Like it's where we're gonna get in less trouble if we get caught. Right, like I got one page. I only got a couple pages. I only got like half a tit here, mom. I didn't steal a magazine. It's just a magazine, you still have the rest. Yeah.

Yeah, and they say they buy it for the articles, mom. So I left the articles. So. Yeah. And they say they buy it for the articles, mom. So I left the articles. So we would do that. And so my one friend was across the street or my two friends were across the street and they say, come on. And I took that as coast is clear. Coast wasn't clear. The, yeah, three cementrics are going up the hill as two are coming down and I couldn't see the other side of the street. It was like suburbs, the new houses were sprouting up all over. So three were coming up, two were coming down.

He yells, come on. I'm like, take his word for it. Walked out behind the third cement truck. Boom, bam, hot damn. Did you even have a second to see it or you just lights out? I don't remember it. This is all what people have told me. My friend could have thrown me in front of this

men truck for all I know, but I don't think so. Danny Hendricks did not try to murder me, I don't think. So Danny? Yeah. Or Den-Den-Dee. Or Den-Dee. Yeah, so that's like he may have to me. Maybe.

I don't know him. Maybe, I don't think so. He's a good guy. Is he? What does he do now? Uh, he... I mean, dude, I don't know what he does right now. Danny Hendrix, there he is. Wow, great job, dude. Staffy Ninja. Helps the medical labs locate and attract exceptional talent. So that's, you know, he's got a real job. That's cool.

He's got a nice smile. Yeah, he does. Very nice, huh? Yeah, he's a handsome guy. He's got, uh... Well, he didn't have to put his smile back They're like other off of a street curb either. Yeah, that's true like I did had to cobble my self to get back together, but but Yeah, so from that all those injuries I Am now like my body's just all fucked up

Well, how long how long we in that we in the hospital for me? I was in for like a month and a half, but then I had like two dozen surgeries within a short. Dude, my legs are all fucked up. Look at this, it looks like uncooked chicken. Can I show you? Yeah. Is it gross to you? No, it's okay.

I can see it. Okay. Wow, okay. That's the real deal right there. That's a flat. Yeah, that looks like some uncooked chicken meats. Damn, homie's got a flat on there. Yeah, and is that uh Wow, can I touch that?

Oh my god, that's magic. It's very really smooth, right? This is what like like older ladies This is what they want their skin not to look like but to feel like yeah, right touching. Oh, that's off-road skin Yeah, but that's kind of smooth, right? Yeah Again, I don't think you're getting yeah, let me touch the under yeah get the underbelly of it I can't feel that the underside tickles. Yeah a little touch of it Um, I can't feel that you can't really know so a lot of nerve damage Like was that thing just hanging on with happening cuz that looks kind of recantable It looks like this side isn't wow bad that one has a dip in it looks like this is because this is like the actual

Mus muscle and then it dips dips here Oh my god, you know what reminds you of that body wars thing that comes to all the the exhibits, you know body world I think it's called body world. I believe which and it's also body world is pretty incredible man. It is kind of fascinating There's one where they spliced a pregnant person. You have to. Oh, you have to splice a pregnant person. That's a new way to do a gender reveal. But the exhibit is set up so that one starts at the skeletal system.

It's an exhibition showcasing human bodies that have been preserved through a process called plastination and dissected to display bodily systems. It opened in Tampa. Oh Which is I wouldn't have expected that Tampa's they allow a lot of stuff Yeah But it seems like a I mean it seems like a thing that would that would sprout up in like Boston like some Harvard people We're like, you know, let's start up this thing. Right. You know, Tampa doesn't feel like it should. That's a good point. You know, but they may have wanted somebody wanted in a lawsuit, I think it probably had to start in Florida, maybe based on legalities or something. Yeah, it was, it was a divorce.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'm keeping the exhibit. So that idea we had, I'm keeping that. And I'm running with it. The exhibit displays internal organs and organic systems, body stages and active poses, and fetuses in various stages of development. It opened in 1995. Guess when I was, ran over, dude. 1995.

You're lying. Oh my God. Maybe they read about me in the paper and like we, hey, I have an idea. Yeah, let's take this show on the road. Let's take him on the road. Yeah, I thought I'm, I wonder if I, I won't shut up about getting hit by a symmetric. I hope I didn't retell that story. It's fascinating, man. No, I don't think so at all. And here's a little bit of Real Bodies exhibit, and you just get to see the texture. That's what this reminds you of it. You have a very kind of beef jerky from the knees down. But smooth, but smooth. No, it's nice. It's not a hard jerky. Well, it just also seems

much, you seem strong. Thank you. Do you think your body had to, your legs had to be stronger after this because of ton of physical, like years and years and years of physical therapy. No way. And what sucks now, dude, is I'm back in the physical therapy grind. Because of it? Yeah, whatever happened, like three years ago, I was shooting this show in Germany, and I like was wiggling around and I kicked my leg up and I was like ping ping and something pinged down here in my groin. I was like I Got my balls popping out, you know, like yeah hernia and like my insides are oozing out

Not oozing out they work So then it was just something like got tweaked and then it was just like bing bing bing bing and the muscles all up Oh got fucked up. And so I had two surgeries. I was like, it's my hips. I'm gonna have, so I got hip surgeries on each side. It wasn't the hips. So it's been three years of like trying to cobble my body back together. And I was so fucked up and I was so tight and tense.

And I was getting these spasms. I went to the doctor. The doctor one month before my son was born was like, you're dying. Swear to God, Theo.fft, you're dying. Swear to God, Theo, he goes, you have stiff person syndrome, which is a real disease. It sounds like a boner joke, but it is not. And he's like, you got stiff person syndrome.

And that essentially, the average lifespan of someone with stiff person syndrome is like five or six years. And I was like, I'm dying, I'm dying. So for a solid couple months, I was like, I'm dying, I'm dying. So for a solid couple months, I was like, my son is just born, I'm going to die. And what are you feeling? Like, you feel like a gingerbread cookie kind of style?

Or like, how stiff are you at that point? I'm a lot better now. I was so stiff, I couldn't like, I could hurt. I like, I would move and everything would go crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack. And it hurts to just move at all. And I would have these crazy spasms, and I would have these, I could hurt, I like, I this testing and then they were like you know we don't think you have this we think this is from your accident and I'm like

okay thank God I don't have this and then I go through another six months I'm on the set of the righteous gemstones I'm not getting any better in fact I'm getting worse and I tell Danny I'm like'm like, dude, I have to dip, I have to go see the stiff person syndrome guy. And it was so scary because he's the guy that's gonna tell me if I actually have it or not. Oh, really? And I'm there, it's after hours,

and they saw me special, you know? And I just hear his little click clack, click clack of his old man doctor shoes, and he comes and he has those eyebrows that are like yeah wizard like you know eyebrows that like a bird will land on one Yeah, absolutely, and you know if you have eyebrows like that. You're like you have wisdom right? Yeah, yeah, definitely if yeah people who trim their eyebrows are obviously dumb Yeah, dude you gotta let those things sprout if you're lucky enough to have with some wiry brows And so he comes and luckily he tells me I do not have it Oh, thank God, but it was like a wild ride where I'm like, I think I'm dying now. Now. I'm like

It's from my accident. It sucks, but hopefully I can get better you know, so some of the mental fear is gone away because you got the verdict. And then I think from that some of the physical has gotten a little better because the mental because I'm not just like Because I wasn't sleeping. I sleep in like three hours a night I was just going online sitting on the toilet watching tic-tac videos of like people with like that are like I'm living with stiff person syndrome, and it's I'm living an okay life and This is I'm doing good. It's like I'm doing good Somebody set me on a counter so I can look at the children or whatever

You're like elf on a shelf And I'm like and it's I feel so bad for these people and also in turn I'm like this is gonna be me dude I'm gonna like my wife is just gonna have to like wheel me into the living room as I watch my like little son Walk for the his first steps. You know I think it's gonna be like that, but luckily it's not so that's been since I saw you last Dude, that's what I've been doing and that's so stressed like an imagine man. I'm so sorry to go through that Yeah, it's unbelievable and where you started it like so that's why I've been doing. And that's so stressful, I can imagine, man. I'm so sorry you had to go through that. That's unbelievable. And where you started, like- So that's why I was stretching.

That's why. Well, you can get dysplasia too. That's one of the things that- Yeah. So dogs get a lot. Well, a lot of Australian shepherds get it. My friend Scott has an Australian shepherd. People say I'm an Australian shepherd as a human.

I could see that a little bit. Dysplasia refers to abnormal development of growth of cells or tissues which can be mild moderate or severe and can sometimes be a precursor to cancer. Oh I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I thought that's when your your hips get all tight. Yeah let's look at hip dysplasia. Yeah that's what I was thinking hip dysplasia. This guy's trying to upsell us. I thought that was all that always be like a kind of a cool name for like a 90s hip-hop group hip dysplasia

Yeah, hip dysplasia condition where the hip joint does not develop properly. Yeah Resulting in abnormal fit between the ball and socket of the hip. Mm-hmm Exact cause of hip dysplasia is unknown, but it may be related to genetics Position during pregnancy and history of hip dysplasia in a family don't have that thank God God, dude Yeah Now were there things we having to roll out your legs and stuff like tell me some where they roll out every day I have to roll out. Yeah, I carry around like the ball the ball. I really fuck with I do Acupuncture once a week.

I do body work at least once a week. I do a thing called functional patterns, which teaches you how to stand properly, using weights and different kind of things. And then I do regular physical therapy. And that's about it right now. And then I do chiropractor that hooks me up with like this machine that zaps you, you know,

like a tens unit, like a stem pads. But like, this is supposedly like the hot shit machine that zaps you even more. I don't know, even what it does, but I'm like doing everything. So like right now, when I'm not currently working on a project it's like five days a week all week physical therapy every week physical therapy type

stuff yeah man yeah that's like having another child it's almost like having another child it's like having to take care of yourself like that is really extensive it's so annoying and then like I might do this movie and it shoots in South Africa yeah and I'm like running movie and it shoots in South Africa Yeah, and I'm like running around and it's like an action sort of move And I'm like am I gonna fuck myself up again, so now I'm like looking at projects with little side I go I'm like can I handle this yeah, what about a calm project? Yeah, I need a nice chill like but peeping Tom type of thing

Oh, I could get a peeping Tom gig, dude. That's where I'd really shine. Hit him on the ladder! Yeah. If I'm just perched up in a tree, but I have like a nice chair, like a deer stand, you know? But it's just me just like, oogling someone. That'd be a good gig, dude. Get Sydney Sweeney or someone in it.

I don't know. Or your wife. Yeah. We need or someone in it. I don't know or your wife Yeah Yeah, it's just acting on me babe, oh yeah, if you got January Johns in there you got uh Who else can you a lot of people a lot of people dude rear window? That's a that's a Hitchcock wasn't it rear window? I think so. Yeah, that's a real window. I think it was about butt stuff, wasn't it? That was an early, an early anal film.

One of the first anal films. I think it was about proctology. It was like a proctologist. Oh, I didn't know. A proctologist can't get his act together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Man, that's so wild. Thanks for sharing that dude. When you were a kid, how long did it affect you? Say after the accident happened, how long was it like a daily thing that affected you probably? Oh, for sure. I couldn't walk for about two years. But then eighth grade, your homie played football. Really?

Yeah, it was so bad, dude. But they were like, yeah, he could play and then it's just they made me an offensive lineman. Dude. I can't move. It was just like, but I was pretty strong from all the physical therapies. Go around your dude, you can go around on it. Don't hit me. Yeah, just play it. But my mom, my mom was like so worried about me, right? So she put shin guards on me and arm guards on me. So I was hitting people like, bah, bah!

Bah! Oh, that's good. You're like a soccer player out there. My dad was like, take your elbow and jam it underneath their chin. So it's just me going like, deek! And they're like, oh, oh! And I actually, I was like, of decent. Like, it worked.

It worked. You were the only guy out there who was just fucking high-ying. Yeah. Yeah. What? That's crazy, dude. And the devilishness of your father to then... Oh, dude, my dad's a dirty dog, man. To guide you like that. Yeah. My dad, like, I don't know how your parents were but my dad I remember as a kid I was getting bullied, you know a little bit. I'm sure yeah, but before before the accident. Yeah Yeah, I don't know. It was just like why there was a bully right and and my dad was like, dude It's does he? He picks on you. Is he a lot bigger than you?

And I'm like, he's way bigger than me. He was held back at grade, so this guy was like a fucking monster. Insane. And he was in like 4th grade. And dumb, he's held back. Yeah, he's held back, he's a big dummy. Just let the dumb go with their friends.

Let him go. That's the scary part when you keep, you're like, hey, this guy's kinda dumb. You hold him back, and now he's gonna be, now he's mad. Now he's angry. Because everyone knows he's stupid. He's angry and dumb. Yeah, so now he's mad because everyone knows he's stupid

Yeah, so now he's in my grade and and he Yeah, I smell the blood of Adam and then he is like picking on me and my dad was like Hit him as hard as you can in the face and then run away he's like that like try to knock him the fuck out and then he's bigger than you and I'm like uh huh and he's like then get out of there. Right. So the next day I was like he was picking on me and I just was like shh blah!

And I punched him right in the nose, did not knock him out. But he didn't attack, he cried like a bitch. Yeah he did. Yeah and then he, and then I think I became his bully Which in turn I've actually heard I've told this story on on my podcast. This is important and I told that story and then I found through the grapevine that He thinks that I was his bully. He doesn't remember bullying me He only remembers me bullying him afterwards.

Because afterwards, I just took my dad's advice. So he was like, talking shit in class. I just got out a book and hit him in the back of the head. Yeah. Yeah. And like he was talking shit at the top of the stairs. I fucking kicked him. And he fell down the stairs, dislocated his shoulder. Yeah dude, so I think I was like fucking really violent. Yeah, it sounds like you don't remember things correctly. Yeah. It sounds like you were a violent guy.

It does, it does. But I thought in my head, he's the aggressor. Maybe not. Maybe I'm a little piece of shit, but I thought I was in the right. But I was like, I'm smaller, so I have to be more violent or else I'm gonna I'm gonna be the one getting my ass kicked so we yeah that we had a kid at after-school care we went to a religious after-school care because it was they would donate it to you if you prayed a lot or something so my mom would get a couple prayers in and then you got free care for the kids or whatever good deal oh yeah so she was hitting the urinal or something no it's not a urinal what is

it where you pray. Confessional. Confessional, right? Way different than urinal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. Yeah.

God, I hope this, God, please make this piss come out right. I'm so sorry. No, it's okay, dude. But yeah, so yeah, she would put up, she would like make a bunch of deposits in the confessional or whatever, and then they gave you free childcare for the after school, right?

And we had this one kid named Jeep was his name. He was named after a vehicle, right? Yeah. So they named him Jeep. And I was like, well, that's not how it works, but my buddy Scott's daddy was like, you know what, if he's being mean, you go up on that upper deck

and hum a piece of concrete off at him. And did you do that? I don't remember if we did it or not, but I just remember that advice being like, that is aggressive advice. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, Jeep was problematic and he would body slam other kids and stuff.

Yeah, that sucks dude. Yeah, so. But everybody had a bully, man. But you talked about it on a new podcast. You have a new podcast, wait, I know this with the guys from Work workaholics you guys started a new podcast that's right it's not new we've been doing it a while now but you repick it up or something yeah we just we don't promote it so we've just been doing it

in silence and no one knows about it it's called this is important but it's yeah me and the workaholics, guys, it's super fun. Yeah, it's fun, dude. And what a way to keep that thing alive. What a way to keep an experience alive. Yeah, it's just a fun way to get together. It was during the pandemic, actually, we started it and we were like,

dude, we never see each other anymore. We're bored. Let's just crank this bitch out. Bring up a photo of the gang right there with the pod Yeah, I'm this important. We're actually pitching a new show together Yeah, so the boys might be back Yeah, that's so cool. Yeah, we're yeah, we're a great group. You got with two yeah, and there's it's rare that You have a show right like workaholics

Which was such a hit. And then you now get to have an experience where you guys are still kind of together, even podcasting, right? And with Jim Stone's ending, what's it like when something like big like that ends? Like, what's it like when a project that you've done for a few years ends?

Like, I know even just doing a small movie that it was like the last day, it felt like the last day of school. And it was like, and we weren't even, and we were kind of close, but it'd only been, you know, maybe 30 days, but this is years of your life. What's that? Dude, it's way different. Like a movie, doing movies is so fun, right?

Like it's a, it's a lot of work, like way more work than people think. They think it's all glitz and glamour. It kind of sucks. It's a nightmare. Yeah, it's a lot. It really is a nightmare. It's a living, you're up and you're down and glamour. It kinda sucks. It's a nightmare. Yeah, it's a lot. It really is a nightmare. It's a living, you're up and you're down and you're up and you're down.

You're almost like a zombie that has to do some stuff. I love it though. I love putting all the little pieces together and you feel like you're the quarterback of a football team and the whole crew's working together and everybody's working for one common goal. But then when it's wraps, a movie, you really only spent like two months together

or however long. And so it's like saying goodbye and it's, you know, it's difficult because you've made friends with some of these people. But then on a TV show, it's years and years of your life. Yeah. And you really form like real friendships with some of these people.

So I like that better in the way that, like some of these crew people I'm gonna know for the rest of my life. And then it's just nice to build a relationship. So that's what I love about TV. And I'm like, I'm trying to pitch another show with the workaholics guys and working on a few other projects that I hope I can get off the ground

TV-wise because it's nice just to have something that you can come back to every year and grow with the characters and, you know, have it morph over time. Like, Gemstone's ending, like, that show was a wild ride, dude. It got us through the pandemic, through two strikes, through all these ups and downs, all this turmoil.

It was nice to come back and have this be, you know, kind of home base. And I know you just recorded with Danny strikes through all these ups and downs all this turmoil is nice to come back and have this be You know kind of home base, and I know you just Recorded with Danny a couple weeks ago. Yeah, it was great. Oh isn't he the best dude. He's so great I was a little bit nervous. I wish I just talked about more regular stuff We talked about like some family stuff. It was great. Yeah, it was great You know you just always kind of have your druthers You know yeah, yeah, but I didn't know I had no was gonna be. Like, there's not a ton of stuff out there about him. Well, he likes to be mysterious, you know?

And it's good, he does a great job of it. And he was talking about how, like, by not having social media and all that kind of stuff, it just keeps him, it lets him have his brain space for himself. He's like, you have to have time to be kind of just, where your brain's not doing anything, you know? And he's so good about, like, doing what he does

and not feel, I think it's so easy just to be like I have to be everywhere I have to be doing And I feel this way sometimes. I'm like Why don't I have a snapchat presence like fucking snap? Who am I? Yeah? I'm not I'm not like a 14 year old tick-tock girl like yeah, you'd be a pedophile if you had one Yeah, I don't need to be a pedophile. I just want to. Everyone's doing it. It is Hollywood, man. It's Hollywood, man. Yeah, so he's, and he's just the coolest boss, man. Is he?

Yeah. You know, you meet him and you're like, I was the same way. You're a little on your heels. You're a little intimidated, right? Because he's such a presence. And I remember the first time I met him, I was in the middle of a conversation with him. And he was like, I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss.

I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss.

I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the boss. I'm going to be the way. You're a little on your heels. You're a little intimidated, right? Because he's such a presence. And I remember the first time I met him, it was at an after party for like, This is the End or something. And we were doing a movie that Seth Rogen produced, Game Over Man, which I did with the Workaholics guys. And so we were there at the after party.

And I was trying to smoke with Seth, like go-to-toe with him and I smoke weed. I'm good at smoking weed I would say not as good as Seth Rogen. Yeah, he's yeah. He's he looks like a lead part of a joint Yes, he looks human joint. Yeah, and so I'm so I'm like in a fucking day is fully crossfaded and Also, he doesn't drink but I do so I'm like just guzzling vodka while still trying to keep up with him and through this you have stiff person syndrome so you're fucking... This is pre-stiff person. This is pre my stiff person. But out through this cloud emerges Danny McBride and he's on like my Mount Rushmore

you know a favorite comedian. And just seeing him walk up he just has this everything that he says is his character so so it's like yeah, it's just him Yeah, and and I was like on my heels and so I go You're Danny McBride, and he's like dude. Yeah, I know he's like hey man nice to meet you And then I looked at him, and I said You're a bright shooting star mmm What like what the fuck dude bright shooting star? I said I told him you're a bright shooting star which I think is like a

Native American had that thing it might be a native American, but it's also like I think from Boogie nights or something and so I could said you're a bright shooting star and He's like yeah, okay, man, and I grabbed my girlfriend at the time And I was like we have to leave to leave and she was like I'm having a good time Why are we leaving? I'm like I just called Dana McBride a bright shooting star, and she was like you're right. Let's get out of here You're out of your mind dude, let's get out of here But he but when he cast me on the show, he did not remember that.

I think he also was pretty crossfaded as well. So he didn't remember that. He might've been cooking with Seth. Yeah, he might've been also cooking with Seth. Dang, dude, that's crazy. Yeah, so thank God. Yeah. Are you ready to win real money this March mania tourney struggling to choose which teams willraftKings dunks all over the competition.

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Not as a judgment or anything. No, no, no. That's right. That's the stuff that he talked about why he even got into things. That's the stuff that he likes the most. Like he's like, I won't really go back and watch things. I like to just be there in that moment when things are trying to are chaotic and how do we figure it out? And I was like, wow, that's kind of fascinating. He's a really smart guy. He went to film school first and like, so he came into the business, wanting to be a writer and a director. And that's what I wanted to do too. And I remember telling my mom, I'm like, I think I want to go to film school.

That way I can learn the other side and then put myself as the, the lead in projects and then I could have all the creative control. And my mom, bless her heart, was just like, you're an actor, just go be an actor. He was like dunking on me a little bit, like, okay dummy. Just go be the actor. Yeah, you've already been hit by a cement truck. Let's not push our luck here.

Yeah, next, all you need is a lumber truck and it's a wrap, dude. Yeah, dude, a freaking steamroller. Dang, dude. So Jim Stones is, but no, yeah, getting to see him. Well, it's funny because I went in the lobby and they were waiting in the front room. And they're like, Danny's here and we're trying to get ready a little bit. And it's been a long week. And I go in there and he's just pretending that he's sleeping in the chair. It's just so funny.

Like, kind of something a kid would do, you know? He's the best. It was just like, you know, I walked in there and there's been a hundred guests in there and never once has one just pretended that they're sleeping. Dude, he'll like, when you're on, he likes to keep things light and fun. But he's also just like, he's like a little rascal,

you know, and so you'll be shooting your side of a take, right, and it's over his shoulder and he'll just go, like as you're trying to act and you're like, what the, like dude. And he's like the guy that'll break the most. Oh yeah. And I think it's like to keep things light and also he just thinks like he's such a good like such a giver that What like he wants you to know that he thinks it's funny hmm, so

Yeah, maybe a cock light a little light that can do cocks with it. That's sick. Oh you need that honestly Yeah, like a little wiener laser or whatever it was like you know they have that light You can shine on somebody at like a somebody's given a conference or whatever like a laser point Yeah, and you shine it on him in the social is dick with social security comes up and rescues them or whatever so they get shot Or whatever yeah, well um Secret service, I don't think so social security is wrong Actually security apparently Um, secret service. I don't think social security is wrong. Actually social security, apparently. Yeah, there it's nowhere to be found.

So it's just going to be your grandma being like, what? I need this to survive. Here's a cock light instead. Yeah, that's what social security is going to send you a gift each month. Like, hey, we don't have money anymore. They took that. But here's a cock light. Those days are over, but yeah, I mean, maybe for some people, worth it. What about this Labia night light we're going to give you though?

Yeah, this was it. It projects five different dicks. And I didn't know that. He didn't take me through all the cocks. He showed me that one right there. I feel like this is something that you need to spend some time with. I feel like you got to dust that one off and play with it a little bit. I brought it to Las Vegas with me this weekend. I was even using it during some of the fights. I would low-key people didn't know it. Oh, that's fun.

But there were some of the fights where I would flash a cock on somebody. Which is crazy. I'm sure you get weird gifts like this all the time. I get weird shit all- constantly. Like where they- they want you to talk about it on your podcast or they- you know, what I'm saying. Uh, I just got this gift- it was like offensive. There was this dildo company or something, like a sex toy company, and they sent me one that it's to fit over your dick So you have a bigger dick?

It was called a little more and you strap it onto your dick. So your dick is bigger and I'm like Why why was I singled out as though as the guy a little more? Yeah, I think is this it maybe maybe yes You strap it on you put it under Your your nuts through a little hole you put your nuts into it as well Yeah underneath so it can stay on oh I see so you kind of put your nuts through a hole and then it stays on top stays on top So do you even need to use your not that I've tried it on? Not that I know everything about

Is it a 41 regular? It's a 42 short it's stocky like me just a short stocky little Yeah, and is it a 41 regular? What size is it? That's the only thing I'm gonna ask. It's a 42 short. It's stocky. Like me, just a short, stocky little. Yeah, that's exactly, it was amazing. I like a little more five and a half inches. That's so sad, dude.

If that's your little more. Right? Hey, look. Hey, you know, I guess that person would really need it. Like, it's a smart car of you totally Totally that's that's something that your wife or girlfriend gives you I like that that one sold out That one sold out there. They ran out of those they're like that means you have to have like a four inch dick To then and you want to rock up to five and a half. Yeah for like your wedding or whatever

Yeah for a big event. I wonder if I would like, you know, I guess it's kind of nice, because then your wiener could not even have to be erect. You can kind of be soft as long as you're able to fit the mold and just rock this thing. Yeah, that's good if you're like, you know, you're a little jet lagged, you're a little tired. Oh yeah, I've been jet lagged for 20 years then.

Yeah, so, and then, you know, you're like, you don't really want to give it up But then you know but still these women crawling all over you know oh my god. It's it's exhausting You got to smash them just to keep them off the ceiling fan. You know for real. I know I know exactly what you mean No, dude. I'm married. I have a one year old baby My wife is like, please stop touching me for for 18 more years Do not touch me There we are We're beautiful Wow, dude, that must be nice of a beautiful family it is is that a real picture?

That's a real that's our living room. Yeah, y'all have a boat. Yeah, dude. You're lying That's our living room. Yeah. Y'all have a boat? Yeah, dude. You're lying. We've got our boats, dude. Oh my God. That's what happens when you have stiff person syndrome.

You're like, you know what? I'm basically a retiree now. Now I just stretch. I do like yoga in my backyard and then I take boats out. They just tie you to the front? Like in that, what about Bob? Yeah, I'm exactly like that. Your character in, congratulations too on your family.

Thanks dude. How soon after a wife has one child do they want to, is there a strategy there that starts to come in? Like, do we have another one immediately? Do we hold off? Yes. Because you don't want to have an only child I don't think. We don't. We want a two-banger the one two punch and I think we want to try to go fairly soon you know just to pound it out yeah keep the thing once you're used to doing diapers I'm like let's keep this thing

rolling right I know how to do whip I know how to do this quick like you don't want to get out of the diaper phase and then suddenly you're like, oh fuck, I gotta do this again. You have to dust them off or whatever. Yeah, you're like, how do I even? Yeah, what do we do? What are we doing here, dude? Yeah, I guess that's true, knock them all out. We just had Candace Owens on and she has had four kids in a row. One, two, three, four. She's on her fourth child right now.

That's a lot. Per year, so it's just like... Oh, that's a lot. Yeah, at that point you're kind of running a distillery, it seems like. Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah at that point. You're kind of running a distillery. It seems like yeah, that's too much Well, I feel like it finally got to the point that like my wife is allowing me to touch her a little bit right like sometimes So then I know if like we run it back and have another kid then it's off the table for another year Yeah, you know yeah, so that sucks, but it kind of, so with your Jim Stone's character, your Jim Stone's character is now

fully a homosexual male, right? That is right. That is right. And what's that been like? What's that journey been like? Like, how did you get, did you? My wife doesn't love it. Okay. She's not super attracted to that

That guy? That guy. Yeah, it was, you know, it was a It kind of seemed like it was going that way and it was really fun to play like a character that had like a secret You know a little secret that I didn't want to divulge. So it was nice this season. I'm out I'm proud and I can just like be Because I don't know about you, but I have some gay family members. And when they finally came out,

it was like they had a new lease on life. They just seemed happier. They, like, a new personality emerged from their cocoon. They broke out of the hetero shell, and now they can just be gay-yay. And so it was super fun to play that. Dang. Yeah.

Yeah, and did you have to channel any specialty or special gay folks, or did you call a gay person? Did you contact some other gay people? Did you take a small weekend retreat or something? Is there any...? No, I didn't yeah There wasn't a lot of a channeling. Yeah, was it yeah? It was mostly just acting okay? I didn't go on any gay retreats not that I'm opposed to it no

I see I'm just yeah, did you and you have to ask like a is there like a Because like someone's with though with some black stuff if you want to use anymore you have to get a pass you have yeah You would but we really need a lot of cosigners on that. Yeah, definitely Yeah, like a lot there had to be like a long list. It was like all these people said I could say it Yeah, yeah, but anyway. Yeah, I was just wondering do you have to get a gay pass from an acting guild or anything to play? No, I think I just did it. I hope I hope I don't get a trouble Yeah, yeah, fuck now that you're kind of airing it out. I'm a little bit like did I do them dirty? But I don't think so. I don't think so. I yeah, I have some gay friends and they were like it's great. You're good

Fantastic. Yeah Because I think I walked the line of of being a little flamboyant in moments But then not in other moments as a gay man Yeah, and as your character, let's bring his character up to here just so we can get a gander at him as well I also have been pulling some looks the last couple years. My fashions are on point Yeah, I think there was it was not shocking. I don't think to people that your character could I think there was it was not shocking. I don't think to people that your character could Mm-hmm have this going on yeah, because there's also there's always a surprise gay person in a lot of religious families

Absolutely and look at this look at that guy look at that sex pot. I mean that guy seven or 41 that's exactly how old This guy's fucking This is unbelievable does that this even exist? Yeah, dude. I know it was such a fun character to play you know where I channeled the The character was a lot of wrist work like I was I just do you cuz when you're acting for me If I'm some if I'm not playing like Adam Demamp from workaholics was pretty similar to myself Just the more manic version of myself, you know So I didn't have to do a lot but other characters are I'm like he's different than me

I have to find something where I can click in Physically, I found like just doing different things with my hands, I would be able to channel him in ways that, that isn't me. Yeah. I can totally relate to that. Like sometimes when you go to costumes for a part and you'll try on different ones

and then you'll put on like a certain outfit or something to have you in, you're like, oh, this is kind of it. And you start to on different ones and then you'll put on like a certain outfit or something to have you in you're like Oh, this is kind of it and you start to feel a little bit different or you'll like kind of like what if you walk A little differently you strut around a little differently. Yeah for me was on gemstones I got I they gave me these well, I actually requested them, you know, I'm like certain people will wear glasses even though they don't have Anything wrong with their eyes. Yeah, it's like it's like a fashion thing and so you Put them on and just like things all in the room

Well, those are sunglasses that though. You just look cool. Oh, you're saying just any type of glasses Just just like a regular glasses, but okay Um, no sign window glasses regular window glasses and you put them on. Yeah Just for like a fashion sake. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've done that. Yeah, so That to me when I put that on I like became a different character Yeah, I was like I had I was like doing a little bit of a fine. Yeah, like yeah, and that's how I morphed into Yeah Kelvin Jamstone well a lot of there's a lot of gay activity in nature as well

You know if they back to nature dude well a stream They're either killing each other or they're fucks and bring up that they just had to humpback whales if you can find that Having sex and they're both males. So this is- Oh shit. So I'm just saying, Jim Stones- Inspired them. Is not the only people that are finding themselves. Yeah.

Right? Two male humpback whales are seen mating off the coast of Hawaii, of course. Yeah, obviously. Oh dude, I'm in Hawaii, I'll fuck anything. Yeah. When biologist Stephanie Stack first saw the photographs of two humpback whales mating in the warm waters Hawaii she says her mind was completely blown when I realized that it was two males. It was not what I was expecting

I thought oh my gosh. This is incredible says this is the first she's a biologist at the Pacific Whale foundation in Maui, which sounds like something that Doge is gonna bust soon, says this is the first time humpback whale sex has been documented. She co-authored a paper about the rare sighting in the journal Marine Mammal Science. Yeah, Elon's gonna be like, so we've given two billion dollars for

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Yeah. I mean, I don't know her. Harry Potter's got less hair on it, that's all I'm saying, dude. That's all I'm saying, allegedly, and these are rumors. I don't remember the girl's name. It wasn't Hermione. It wasn't the number one stunner.

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After the accident? After the accident. My dad was missing a, uh, or something. One of his little arms, or finger. Finger, they call it. Hand arms? Yeah, one of the hand arms. I got hit by a Trans Am when I was a kid.

Not to the effect of you. With a Trans Am, does that have the firebird on it it was um silver trains I'm bringing up silver trans am 19 I would say probably 85 put up an 85 trans am it at well. That's kind of sick That's a cool car to get hit by had aftermarket hood on it and Joe dirt was driving it And that's why you're like I've got to work with spade. I got slammed right this is sick, dude I actually wouldn't I wouldn't mind owning that car. That bitch was tough.

Yeah, that's a sick car to get hit by. But you have a cool old car, don't you? No, I used to have, I mean not even old, it was like, I just didn't buy a new one. I used to have a Camaro. Oh yeah, that's what you had. Yeah, I had a, but it was like 2010. Yeah, there's my foot. Oh my god, and it's darker, huh? Yeah, I think it was just the

lighting. It's pretty normal looking. I mean normal for my legs. It looks fast. Yeah, it looks like those toes can grab something like I can reach out like you throw me a ball and I go. Yeah, it's just snag it out of the gear, but they can't catch things. They're just regular toes. It fell out. It fell off. I've told this on my podcast, but it fell off in the bathtub when I was masturbating for one of the first times in my life.

Seventh grade, I was masturbating. I just learned that my penis did tricks. And I was playing with it and it fell off in the bathtub, dude. Baby girl, why? And what, I don't understand how did it, were you taking blood flow from that area into your, like what was happening? It was hanging on by a thread

and they said that it was either going to grow, like attach and it was gonna be fine, or more than likely was so charred, charred it was just gonna flop off. And it was, I mean, this is gross, Likely was so charred charred. It was just kind of vote. It was just gonna flop off and It was I mean, this is gross, but it was maybe one of the first times I ejaculated and I'm in this bathtub and I'm like, oh, this is gross. There's stuff in here and now I'm in this bathtub and then I see The toga little toe just floating in the glunk. No. Yeah, and did they meet up they were yeah

They're swimming together. Yeah Yeah, it was they meet up they were yeah, they're swimming together. Yeah Yeah, it was it was pretty nasty Kind of a nasty dude think that it would be able to help it Yeah, you all of a sudden it just like it grows. Yeah, all of a sudden it grows a toenail and then It turns beautiful pink and I just reattach it click click I screamed out and then my mom came in and it was like, huh? What and I'm like my toe and then she's trying to fish the toe out and I'm like get out of here get out It was it was wild. Oh, yeah. Did you tell your well now your mom knows what happened?

Have you masturbated since then or no? Uh, yeah a few times a couple times. Yeah, yeah, I Do I do I'm not afraid to admit yeah? Yeah, I like it's normal. I like it I don't like it that I used to like it, and I'm like what are we doing? Yeah, I understand that and I get that and that's how a normal man should be but I'm like what I'm away Like I get a wife and kid at home now if I'm on the road doing something. I'm like when I'm away like I get a wife and kid at home now if I'm on the road doing something I'm like daddy's alone yeah you know some sweet treats time for some hand magic they stopped giving lotion in hotels a lot of hotels they don't have the lotion nearby really these have a small free thing of

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Yeah, rock bottom dude you know what I will say this cuz They need different types of Cuz your gem Stone character, his job is, he's a youth pastor. Yeah, well now I think he's just, he runs like a sect of the church called Prism, so it's very inclusive,

so like if you're gay or non-binary or whatever, someone who's been othered by society, you now can join Prism and God's light will shine through me and I shoot the rainbow onto you. Ooh, baby. I love that. We need that, we need, like when I was younger, there's only like a couple types of gay guys,

kind of, there was like, or it just seemed like there was. Now we need more like You know you need more There's all different types. Yeah, there's all different types now I understand what you're saying like when you're a kid what you see on like movies and stuff There's only like like a secret gay guy Yeah, there's a secret like don't tell and then like a guy gay guy who's so straight tell tell that you're like He's not gay and then the most flamboyant man alive. Yeah, and then a woodpecker.

And then a woodpecker, yes. Yeah, or a guy would just come to you. A guy who's like, waking people up. Yeah, will not shut up about how gay they are. Yeah, who keeps just talking about Jessica Simpson all the time. I mean, if you were to pick, that would maybe be the last pop star that I was going to think you're going to pull out of the crate. But yeah, but now there's like gay construction workers, there's gay like people that are

archers. Yeah, I think there always kind of was. But now you know, now you know. Yeah. Now it's now. And now you can even in church have a gay section of church, right? Apparently, according to the righteous Shem stones, I don't know if other churches are doing this. They should allow, if there's just, you know, or maybe they don't have to make it exclusive

or just make it but... I don't even think you need a section. Right, that's a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now there's more like, yeah, there's just more gay people everywhere now and more common. I like to see even more. I would love to see gay train conductor or... That's what my dad was.

Really? Yeah, he was a train conductor. Uh-uh. Uh-huh. Yeah, I think, you know what I'm sick of is you watch a movie. I wonder if he hit my friend, dude. I mean, now that you say it, it rings a bell for me. He didn't hit your friend, but he did,

he has murdered people. Really? Yeah. With a train? With a train. Unreal. With a train. Yeah, he would say that you go,

he was like, it's so gross, obviously. And my dad's so funny, he's like, yeah, tell you what. I'm like a little kid, he's telling me this story. He's like, hit a hobo. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, what? And he's like, yeah. And I'm like, oh, is he like oh what and he's like yeah and I'm like oh is he alive I'm a little kid so I'm like is he alive and he's like no looked underneath the train I'm like geez looks

like ground beef I was like we we could make grill up some burgers with this bum and I'm like geez chill dude this is human being. Who wants a bum on a bun? Yeah. Yeah. So he, uh, yeah. So he's murdered. Bum fights. How about bum with fries?

Huh? Like that, dude. I can't believe that. A whole happy meal. A very unhappy meal. Where was he and what district was he hitting people in or what section of the country did he even? I think this was Iowa, Nebraska zones. Yeah, so that's a good area to if you if you know

I feel like Bumsby passing out on train tracks there that if you were to think of like a classic Bumsby sleeping on train tracks that would is you think of that area? That's the realm. Yeah. Yeah Why do people it amazes me that people get hit on train tracks? It's like that's the only place you can be five feet away from there. Just don't fall asleep there like why there? I don't know what if it's warm Maybe the tracks are they conduct some warmth because the trains go up and down them maybe I was just also maybe 15 feet away Right right and maybe or and the cover yourself up You know there's usually rocks along the side just cover yourself up with the rocks. Yeah off to the side, right? They warm that seems I agree. Yeah, look at this warm guy on these rocks. I do

I think do you think you would be a good homeless person? Let me think for a second I Think you get the hang of it quick. I think I would commandeer an area of a park That's what I would do. I would find a park Stand for a couple days and see like an area where nobody really goes. They see that's the that's the hard part cuz in LA There's people everywhere you got a you got to go You know and maybe some of these fires were I mean, I don't know I'm not pointing blame But like it would make sense. I know if I was a homeless guy,

I'd be up in them hills, man. I'd be up in them hills. I'd be covered in coyote skins, because I've gone on some hunts, right? And then you have a little bonfire and you're just roasting coyotes and stuff for food. Yolks, they call them. Roasting yokes. Ro, roasting some yotes.

And then you maybe have your own little like barbecue stand, but only for other homeless people, and they're like, oh shit, I gotta roll up in them hills, get some yotes, get a yotes burger. Ron's slinging yotes, yeah. Ron's got a fresh batch of yote on the grill. Yeah, so that's kind of what I think I'd be doing. So you'd be high end homeless then,

cause you're- Well, I think if you're gonna be homeless you want to be high-end. But they're gonna call the police immediately poor people would just be like oh there's a you know that's gonna be me in a week. But rich people like get this guy get this guy out here but you have to be so up in the hills they don't even know you're there. And you're you know you're killing yoats so you're like doing a service like rich people don't want yoats around because they kill the dog.

They kill like little dogs and stuff. You could tell them straight up, hey, I'm gonna be back behind your house. I'll live back there every now and then. If you have some used burberry or whatever, throw it back there. I think that's how you had to do it because you don't want anyone,

no one wants just someone living right behind their house and they don't know the guy. Like you wanna be like, hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? I'm Theo. I'm gonna be living directly behind their house and they don't know the guy. Like you want to be like, hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? I'm Theo. I'm going to be living directly behind your house. I'm going to be on the lookout for Yotes. Yeah, I'll be calm.

I'll be quiet. I'll fend off woodpeckers. You'll sleep. If you got like a dirty blanket or something that you don't want anymore, toss it my way. Like a lime or something. But I'm not asking for anything. I'm not asking.

I'm just out here. I'm protecting your home Yeah, honestly if you hear somebody singing jewel once in a while, that's me. Yes, just singing these foolish games Yeah, and also that's a beautiful song so they might they might yeah, I think there is a way to live Symbiotically with homeless people. I think the problem is in some districts, homeless people start to battle against each other. Homeless territory, can you bring up some of that? You don't like that?

Homeless territorial fights? Oh yeah, there's straight wars, dude. Well, there's a lot of that. And there was a group of homeless people that attacked a Renaissance fair one weekend. Really? I guess- You couldn't tell who's who? Like you don't know who was fighting.

You're like either he's Renaissance Sky or he's homeless. He's I know he's covered in fur and eating a turkey leg, but that's either a turkey leg or a yoke leg. I'm not sure which one it is. You know, it's a thick, it's all I'm saying. You got some thick yokes in them. Let's go to this quarrel right there. It says the top one, it says, do homeless people ever get territorial? Yeah, dude.

Most hobos have a campsite, tread softly, they know their area extremely well, and I've seen a couple of really- Interesting alert systems. Alert systems. I've heard of something booby trapped, but never encountered that myself. Okay.

And I like that on this forum, we're bringing back the word hobo, because I don't think hobo is a derogatory term. In fact, if I was homeless, you know how now you have to say there's like a new term for homeless? It's called like unhoused. Unhoused, I think. Right. I think hobo's better. Hobo's like a fun, like you think you have a stick and a knapsack you're right in the race Yeah, it's like a more fun term. I personally who's got a tangerine for Danny. Yeah, exactly

Exactly. Yeah, that's the kind of shit. Yeah. Oh god being a hobo. My buddy rode on trains He jumped train cars for a little while. I think that'd be fun to do He said one of the problems is though This is one of the big mistakes at hobos make because our hobos technically people that ride the trains is that who it is? That rings a bell. Bring up hobos how do they travel? My dad said that part of his job was to go up walk up and down the trains and kick them out and my dad was like I'd let him sleep. That's a good man. It's just crazy you're dead. What's up, Dennis? That you're dead, hit people with trains,

and then you got hit by something. Yeah. A hobo is a migrant worker in the United States. Hobos, tramps, and bums are generally regarded as related, but distinct, a hobo travels and is willing to work. A tramp travels, but avoids work impossible. A bum neither travels nor works. Yeah, so, yeah, bums, that kind of,

I mean, you don't want to be called a bum. If they call you a bum, you're like offended. I don't travel, I don't work, I don't do anything. A hobo's like, hey, I'm getting out there. I'm mixing it up. I'm willing to work. Yeah. I'm willing to work.

Willing to work, yeah. I'll travel. Yeah, will travel. But the whole, I think one of the things is a lot of them die in the train cars because they close the door and they don't realize that they can't unlock it from the inside and it gets super hot or super cold Yeah, and also my dad says sometimes they're grain cars and you can climb up and then the grain is like open and you can Climb in and then you sink into the grain. No.

Yeah, so they'll die that way too. Took your coat off and stood in the grain. I don't know that song, was that something you just made up? Crazy like that. It's Lamor Jewel. Oh, dude, I wish I knew more Jewel. I wish I had a deeper knowledge of Jewel. You know, my house was just broken into the other day, dude.

What? Yeah, my house was a- The the other day dude. What? Yeah. My house was a house we just saw the photo in with the baby in the boat in the yard. Different house different house. I have a house in Hollywood and yeah they broke into my house in and out in under eight minutes. Pros dude. That's a lot. Eight minutes. Eight minutes bang. Adam Devine cops take a scary spill. This is the second part of this story Okay, so the so then I get they robbed my house and then I they totally destroyed my security system By the way security system didn't do shit. They dismantled it like that. These guys are pros they just came in they cut some wires it was done and

Then they were gone so I like, gotta redo my security system so I pay for them to come and set up the whole thing again. And then the cops come because they didn't do it right. The alarm goes off. I'm out of town. So the cops come, they're checking the property. This poor cop falls 15 or so feet like trying to check out my property,

breaks his arm. No. Gun goes flying, baton goes in a bush. Dude. Did they catch the guy? It's a gnarly fall. No, so when the alarm goes off,

there was no one there. I get a call and the cop's like, hey, do you mind if we walk through, your door's unlocked. I'm like, oh, did I get robbed again for the second time in two weeks and he's like Can I walk through your property? So I'm like sure He walks through I don't get a call and then my neighbor calls me. He's like, hey is everything okay?

He sends me a video of this. I'll show you later of this cop Absolutely eating shit. Oh, I felt so bad for him. Also like you don't want the cops to hate you. I'm like- And did he fall off of something? Off of a ledge or something? Yeah, so how they broke into my house was what also where they were checking. You can climb up the side of this hill to get in my bedroom and they like smashed a window to get in but But the cops that when they put the window back in my contractor didn't lock my door like a fucking bonehead, right? So hobo like a true hobo moved. Yeah, that's more of a tramp move. Yeah

That is a tramp move. I'll move almost. I won't say that cuz that's too offensive to my contractor But that was a tramp., Greg. God, why'd you do it? Yeah, so the cop went what? One cop went in the house, didn't find anyone lurking, and then the other cop, I guess he was being a nice dude, he was like, I got some mud on my shoes, I don't want to tramp through this guy's home. So he tries to climb back down, split splat, falls 15 feet, he gets up, his arms kind of dangling like this and the other cop is down there He's like are you okay? He doesn't say you know when you're in a lot of pain

Yeah, you don't say a word like a lot of like you make a sound that doesn't have any sound yes like Yeah, and so he didn't say anything I was like oh this guy's he's not feeling right Yeah, felt bad for the poor guy and did the burglars steal a lot of things are important or no No, they I mean it was just like TVs and shit not even they were like they were like in and out in eight minutes They stole like my wife's purses and stuff which by the way, I didn't know how much purses were I was a little offended that this woman has this many purses I was like, oh, there's just a few purses and then she told me how much purses cost I'm like you gotta stop buying purses lady damn you're not gonna have anything to put in

the purses yeah exactly I'm like oh the point of a purse is to hold the things that are important but evidently the important thing is the outside I didn't know that that's kind of crazy I have a anomaly for what life is like or whatever I don't know if anomalies right were but that's unbelievable dude. Yeah, yeah, so it's like this second time That house has been robbed. I'm a little bummed hmm So I wonder if that's just happening more Nellie do you hear your neighbors and stuff talking about it or yeah, so Blake in his neighborhood has been a lot of thieves in the midst as well They're saying it's like gangs. Like gangs are coming in and they

like know their shit. Because these guys took my internet down. They like had an internet blocker. So they pulled up, disconnected the internet. That way the alarms won't go off or anything. Yeah and so they, well the alarm would go off but the ring cameras went down. So like I didn't even know. I didn't even know it was robbed until my gardener was like cleaning and was gardening. And he was like, Mr. Adam, I don't think there should be a hole in your window,

but it was right after those big winds we had, the El Ninos, the Santa Annas. You've been through a lot. And I was like, did a rock fly through the window? Yeah, what could have happened? Yeah, I was like, a rock fly through the window? Yeah, what could have happened? Yeah, I was I was like yeah, what what flew through did an a mango did an orange fly through this window? Was it a run by fruit team? You know, but it wasn't it was a criminal organization Yeah, dude

I wonder if they're tracking people knowing when people are out of town if they're like especially if they're actors and stuff if they're Working at certain times or just Maybe the brave move is to climb up somebody's balcony and see what's going on. It was at 821 p.m. Like a time when people are out walking dogs and stuff. So yeah, they would have been home Yeah, would have been home. Yeah, just Cheeto Vera just had somebody pull up on him. You see that video He's a UFC fighter and he was working in his truck This is pretty crazy first only UFC fighter Chito Ver was working in his truck as a man with what appears to be a knife Tried approaching him. Oh, dude. I mean first of all you see this guy working on his truck. He's got neck tattoos

Yeah, this dude pulls up pulls a knife out right here. Oh look at that crazy. Oh He's so lucky didn't get shot in the back Like just like murders murder town USA it shows you to UFC guys that they're ready. They also it's first dude He has a shotgun just laying on his front like that was so easily Grabbable yeah, well that's that's oh, I mean you're ready you're ready those UFC guys are ready Dude, if you even fucking whisper to them wrong you hit the wrong octave during a secret and those guys all Friday they just all of a sudden they just got like throwing stars just like think think think oh they will Remodel the way you breathe you have to really you got to be careful around those guys are severe

I feel like I couldn't I I mean, I own a gun, it's so tucked away. I would never get to it. If you fire it then, you gotta put both legs down, put like this, if you don't know if it's really a strong kickback, have your wife lean against your back like this with her arm up. Okay, so it's a lot of the to do.

Right, but you guys are prepared as a team then. Yeah. And you gotta pop off. I think if somebody, you know, I don't know, it's like, if somebody came in your room, what would you do? Say you wake up, right? You think there's somebody in your room, Adam.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like to think I'm ready, ready to go. You say something first? Ready to rumble. Good evening, what do you do? Well, I was home, my alarm kept fucking up because when they redid it, they fucked up. So it would just go off, which is terrifying.

And I'm up there staying by myself, and it was like 1 a.m., I'm trying to go to sleep, and all of a sudden the alarm goes off. After the burglary in your house. After the burglary, and I go, hello! Yeah. I lower, I like lower. I like I like lower I Lower my voice. I'm like sound not like me. I sounded a little try. I mean it's so I'm like hello

I've got a gun. I'm like I don't have a gun. I sound like Peter Griffin do yeah, I gotta I've got a gun Peter Griffin dude. Yeah, I got it. I've got a gun Hey, what was yeah, I sound like a like a guy who didn't make it on the Sopranos like he auditioned But did not get cast. I've got a gun. I've got a gun. Oh I'm doing a bad dice. Hey watch out. Oh, I got a gun I'll shoot ya The burr you start playing that video from from home alone. Yeah, yeah The burglars dirty animals

Keep the change your they're laughing so hard in the other room the burglars Yeah, they're still stealing all my shit. Just like this guy's good We got a steel for more often The burglars? Yeah, they're still stealing all my shit. Just like, this guy's good, man. This guy's the best. We gotta steal from here more often. Will you keep a home? God, you've had a life riddled with things, man. Yeah, dude. I didn't realize that. I'm riddled.

You've had a lot of riddling going on. Will you keep a home in Charleston? Are you glad to be gone from Charleston? I'm gonna miss Charleston. I wish I would've bought a place there just so I had more of a reason to go back all the time. But, and also not a lot of crime there, so I probably would've been safe.

Yeah, have you been? Have you spent any time in Charleston? I lived in Charleston for a while. Oh, you did? Yeah, hitchhiked up there to chase a girl that I was in love with that almost had, didn't have to get a cease and restraining or whatever, but it got close to just loitering late at night.

That's okay. That's okay. It was a little rear window situation. We've all been through some things, right? It was college time. You were practicing for an upcoming role of a stalker. What, I was just, this is, I'm an actor. I'm researching a role.

Like we haven't been, we haven't seen you in any roles. Yes, I know I'm only 17 and I, I'm not, I've never acted in anything nor do I have a career. How do you expect me to get a role? Yeah, I've got to practice. But that was, yeah, I love it there. I mean, it's amazing. Yeah, Danny McBride said that you and Tony would go and work out a lot over there.

Was that a real thing? Yeah, we were, he's like a fucking true athlete. He's got like a real jawline. Mine, like, ebbs and flows. Yeah, look, he's all jacked and, look at that guy. He's real jacked and juicy. I'm less jacked and less juicy, but what's weird is we work out together all the time,

and his body morphed into that, and I look like how I look like, you know, like a regular guy. Yeah, like a guy, yeah. Like it's just a guy you see, and you're like, I bet he eats cheeseburgers. Yeah, I hope that guy's okay. Yeah, with me?

I think people are like, yeah, I hope that guy you know like you you think I look like I'm not okay No, I think you seem like um Like oh, I hope that guy's okay. I'm trying to think of a job that I would see say if I saw you oh mailman son of Son of mailman proud proud son of a mailman who's trying to make this father proud Mailboy, I like that mailboy, uh and I'm not offended. Yeah, I'm not offended by that. Okay. Yeah I think that's that's a fair assessment of what I look like. Yeah, I think I look like We're you're like, ah, maybe that guy works out my neighbor hilariously saw me she's like a that she's the daughter of the people that live next door to me and she's was like 22 and

she saw me working out of my garage sometimes I work out in my garage and I have my shirt off and she stopped and she goes oh hey and I'm like hey how's it going and she goes wow I didn't know you worked out. Offended dude. That's an offensive thing to say to someone. Yeah. Yeah. So but I do. Yeah that's like if you show like, if you show some of your wiener, like a chick, you're wiener, like, I didn't know you'd have a wiener. Yeah. Like, Whoa. That's a, yeah. Okay. I think it's fairly obvious. I would have one of those. Yeah. Then I need to get some different clothes, I think, or yeah, spruce up.

Yeah. I need to grow the facial hair out a little bit. Spruce down. Yeah. Dude, can you believe that male the facial hair out a little bit. Spruce down? Dude, can you believe that male is still a thing? Getting male. Can you believe that right now as we talk, sometime today, a man, a grown man or grown woman that looks like me, just trying to make my father proud. Yeah, that looks like you.

That's what I'm making my father proud. He's like, he's going to see me delivering this mail and he's going to look at me and be like, look at this bright shooting star. He's going to see me as Danny McBride at that party, walking through the cloud of smoke. You're a bright shooting star as I'm just sliding some mail through a slot. Yeah, but can you believe somebody's going to do that today instead of just emailing us and telling us what they need to tell us Mm-hmm someone is going to drive over to our house

Yeah, that's right walk up there risk getting attacked by a dog because that's their that's all they do all day is battle dogs Hate mailman battle dogs battle senior citizens and gangs that are like fuck mail Yeah, they're like give me that fucking mail. Yeah, by the way, there's never anything good in mail It's either like a ticket. It's like I got to pay this thing Yeah, they finally tracked me down or a coupon or just said or just a coupon for a place You never want to go to yeah, like hey you want a car detail? Drive two and a half hours to this place and I'll give you fifteen dollars off I don't know. Is that worth it? I feel like the gas is gonna Offset the discount but and there's even a lot of the things now. It's like are you interested in foster care?

It's just like that it you should just be like discounts on avocados and stuff But now it's like the mail has gotten really really crazy man. It's gotten pretty rogue. I feel like yeah for me It's all just like hey, do do you wanna buy your neighbor's house? Because it's all just like people going like, here's a house in your neighborhood that you can buy. And I'm like, I already live in my neighborhood. I'm not trying to move three houses down. I live in this neighborhood, dude.

Quit fucking telling me about a house that's nearby. Yeah. You know? That's so true. It's like, if I'm living in a house, you would think you wouldn't come advertised to me to buy a house next like next door or like maybe go like, Hey, do you want to live somewhere cooler than you? Like if you're, it's kind of a whatever neighborhood and you're like, you want to live in like

a slightly better neighborhood. I'll think about it. Yeah. But there's like literally my neighborhood. You've done some fun things, man. You got to do some wrestling recently, is that right? Oh, do you see that, dude? Bring it up.

Yeah, dude, I did some fucking choke slam. AEW. You did a great job. I know, I saw that right there. AEW. Right, just Jimson's star, Adam Devine hits up AEW. Wow, what was this like? Look at this, is this a stiff person?

I don't think so, Jack. Is that a stiff person? Look at the quads and ass. Those jeans are hanging on, yeah. Those jeans are hanging on by a thread right there Oh butt cheeks kaboom Whoo? Flexing with all my might flexing with all my might you'd have been a good wrestler man. Thank you for saying that dude or a mailman

Look at this dude now you guys all kind of look like Tony right there I feel like you've all given a lot of Tony Cavallaro energy right there. Yeah, I got a Tony in here. Yeah, get him in here. He's a good. He's a good guy. He's one of a kind man Yeah, he checks in on me all like not but every couple of months. He'll check in and just say hey what a sweetheart You know he's just sweet man. Do you know him? I know I'm pretty decent. Yeah. Yeah, I do know him I've really uh yeah, he's an exceptional guy mm-hmm He just he has a way of always staying positive. It seems like it's one of those guys that That it's it's nice. I collect those guys like as my friends I like to have some people that just hype you up

You know because Adam Ray is like that as well And I Adam used to open up for me on the road all the time And it was nice when for me on the road all the time. And it was nice when you're on the road to have someone, you know, you're kind of like, oh man, we gotta travel again today, yada yada, to just have someone be like, how great is this? How sick is this theater?

Yes, you need somebody to be the positive, if you're overwhelmed. Hype you up and you're like, yeah, it is sick. Look at us go. Get in here, buddy. Yeah, I God like Amir K comes with me. Oh, yeah Amir's a positive guy Lee Kimbrale. He comes through the Kentucky nightmare. I think is his nickname or something Kentucky wolf cat or something, but he comes through and they're both have good energy. There's positive. They're like Let's go do someone's and I do too. But it's like yeah, I just get like you're like both. We're pretty positive guys

It's got to get ready for the show though. It's like. Yeah, you know it's like I spent a lot of my time taking care of myself Like you're saying mm-hmm stretching stretching. I'll get into town It's like you're stretching get in a ice bath trying to work out getting an IV You fucks with a cold plunge all of it dude me too. I was last night. I like a cold plunge It's so nice, but you keep your cold plunge at? Me? I keep it right at about 54. Ooh.

I'll do 10 minutes in there. 10 minutes. I keep it at 40 and I'll do three to five. Ooh, 40 is baby, baby, that's cold. That's ice, ice cold. And I, every- I really can't stay, it's cold outside. Isn't that song just like about like rape or something?

They said it was allegedly about like tricking a girl in a stank. Oh, that's you? Yeah, there I am. That's at your house. Yeah, it's at my house. Yeah, dude. That's a nice one, huh? Yeah, Renu.

They're great, dude. They are? Yeah, Renu cold plunges. They're pretty fantastic. I got a blue cube one that I keep in my garage that a a friend of mine made but they're both yeah they're great in cold plunging it's the kind of thing though that I wish now that I have it I do it less I feel like I used to seek it out oh really yeah now that it's there I'm like I could get in it right now or or I'll get in it later. It'll be later

Yeah, you know what I should do is you just crank the heat up on it because it's so cold. It's like You get it like your joints like make it a hot bath in there you think I just make it 52 or whatever You know yeah, I like doing that for 10 minutes that for me sets me in a good range. You know um Isn't it weird that now we're like all about health and fitness, but it catch us ten years ago, and we were just like little scum buckets. Oh, God. Just sat there. I know myself, I was just like gargling with vodka.

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Yeah, you've been working for a long time. Yeah, like anything, yeah, but anything like back when I was in the comedy clubs all the time, or like when you're on the road all the time, that's an easy place, just, cause you're in a new place, place. You're like well. Let's go to the bar after the show Oh, yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, did you guys drink at AEW? Who'd you guys fight in AEW? Did you fight because I saw big justice out there? Oh, yeah I was I was looking at the Rizler and I'm like I might be able to take him

You know I saw him the other night. Yeah, he's nine years old Rizler's everywhere dude. Oh, I think I offended these guys. Big Justice and, uh, because I said I didn't even take a bite of the cookie, and then I said, look at Big Justice's eyes. Because I said... He's upset. Because I gave it three booms without tasting it. And I guess you're supposed to give it five booms. What? Who has time to do five booms?

They do. They have all the time to do the booms dude, and I didn't know I'm a this was at the Super Bowl. I might have been a few drinks deep You're touching the back of a child Touching a child Look at like my my face is hanging a little bit dude This looks like literally a Christmas card from Epstein's Island right here, dude There's a fucking there is a brave Italian, which some people would say like kind of the Magellan of Costco.

There's a Costco Magellan with a child. Okay. With just his son. Yeah. Okay. That is his son. I believe so. Okay.

I believe so. And then there's Adam Define who's had a couple of drinks. Just lurking. Yeah, lurking, dude. Oh. Define he's had a couple drinks just lurking Super Bowl. Yeah lurking dude. Oh Would you if you were I mean real talk if you didn't know Epstein was a creep and he invites you he's just a cool billionaire that you met at a party And you're not getting any weird vibes. He asked you he's like, hey, I got this jet You want to come to my island? You got nothing going on that week. You'd go to the island, right?

Yeah, I mean too when people are like the check the logs I'm like not everybody because even creeps got to take a day off like even you're not fucking the kids every day Yeah, it's exhausting. Yeah, that's a probably a seasonal or like um. Yeah, it's a special event right or it's like just when your dudes Are there to party it's like but otherwise you have to also have like regular people come. Regular. Because here's the thing, you have to keep up the ruse that it's a regular place where people go to have fun.

That's what I think. So that the guys who do go and perv, or the females that do go and perv out there, because it could have been men and women doing it, and I'm not talking about the young people. We don't know. But the adults, they need to be able to trick their spouses into believing that they go there and like you've been there the one time You know, it's a chill place. There's coconuts. Yeah, there's coconuts and there's a ukulele. There's like that guy doing the ukulele

There's the fire dancers that come out and perform. Yeah There's like a lot of young kids whose parents aren't there to starting a band or whatever. They're just starting a band Yeah, yeah, they're just you know There's a character. Yeah, there's like a guy Yeah, it's just doing little artwork where you're like makes your nose too big something that kind of offends you But you're like it's funny right and everyone's like it's really funny, and you're like okay alright. Yeah, all right yeah Yeah, I know I see that I'm like I don't know about I don't think all of them are creeps like for sure some for Sure, some are we haven't got to do there. There's no way we're ever getting the real Epstein files

It's been redacted. It's being manipulated right now. So much because some of these politicians are probably on it Yeah, they're on it and they're like and even whether they were the ones doing dastardly deeds or not. Who knows? I don't know But you if your name is on it like if your name was on it You don't want it out even if you didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, even though you were just there Sipping on the smoothie. You're just having a fun afternoon on a on this cool private island Yeah, I haven't been on a ton of private islands. Oh, I would like to go. Yeah, I got invited a one one time I think it was LeVar Burton.

Was it LeVar Burton? Yeah, maybe he was a Reading Rainbow guy. He's got a private island. Does he do the Virgin Airlines or whatever? No, no, that's- LeVar Arrington maybe? No. That is not his name.

It's not LeVar even a little bit. Richard Branson. Yes, very much not LeVar. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you went to, you went there. No, they were doing something. He has an island. There was something there and they, um, I somehow got invited. Oh, sick. It didn't seem like something that was for me. Maybe, I don't know. It seemed like, um... Okay, so maybe you wouldn't go to Epstein Island. Maybe I would be the one to get tricked. But here's the thing. Say you're at Epstein Island and you notice things. What do you then you just stay on the tennis courts or whatever like what would you do all weekend?

Yeah, you're just like you you call yourself the pickleball king. Yeah, it's always just over there trying to not see somebody both sides Yeah, yeah, there's no one to hit to cuz everyone's like ah This back dark room seems a lot of fun Yeah, and also like the Diddy White parties, I'm glad I was never during that peak, like I was talking with my boys, I was like, dude, if we threw out a different vibe in the Workaholics days when it was just peaking

and that we get the invite, like, hey, do you want to go to the Diddy party? I'm going all white, everything. Well, if Shamar Moore would have been one of the workaholics, or if you'd have had like a probably more of a black cast member, urban cast member, then you might, and say you, there's a chance to get invited. If Eric Griffin was more plugged in to the scene. Right, if Eric Griffin was a little bit more Griffin than Eric,

Yeah, absolutely. you know, then I think, then yeah, you could have been invited. And then if you get there, then what do you see? They just brought up druisky in a thing. Did you see that I did but he then came out He's like dude. I was nothing to do with it was like in 2018. I was living in my mom's basement I'm like, yeah, that's probably true, but it's just crazy Why but why even let that leak you have to start thinking if something gets leaked? Why are they doing like because it's all some manipulative tactic you know yeah, and so I don't know I mean who knows

obviously there's victims and People were doing dastardly, but you never heard anything about that when you were no idea I mean you know I just wasn't cool like I didn't get those invites I for sure would have gone there and just like kicked it By the fucking Yeah, you know just eating like you know was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just your legs. You're like, I can't because of all the scars. I can't. Dick, Dick chopped off. Dick was lopped off in the accident. You do that thing where you know how breakdancers,

they start to do the breakdance, but then they don't get going. Oh, yeah. That's that's what you do. You're like, oh, shit. Oh, oh, pull the hammy. Pull the hammy right quick. I can't get in the orgy. Yeah, dude. That's what I would have been. I would have been like in the vaping section on the side of the orgy if they're like, Oh, if somebody gets hurt, if a couple people get hurt, Oh, you're like deep on the bench?

It's like when they put in the water guy from like to make that three-point shot or they put in a down syndrome guy to make the six-pointer or whatever they tell them it's a six-pointer. That's what I would have been in. Yeah, you're real deep on the bench when you come but then you hit that that money shot You're the hero you're the hero of the whole party people go crazy. Yeah, did you um? Did you get to body slam big justice? Did you see the Rizzo you fight him too? I didn't fight the Rizzo now I and Yeah, I didn't I didn't Get a fight any of the children which I was bummed. I was bummed Yeah, yeah, because I'm like someone needs to take these kids down and I'm about their size, dude

I'm not that But no, I only choke slammed an adult male. So that kind of sucked But if you got a chance to remodel the fucking Skeleton, dude, I love this phrase remodel or one of these of one of these boom babies. Dude, I love this phrase, remodel them. Or one of these, of one of these boom babies, dude. Yeah, take them down. Yeah. Did they boom in front of you? Who's got the boom now?

Right. Who's got the boom now, bitch? Did they steal the boom? Did they boom in front of you or not? There's a lot of booming. They're booming all over. Anywhere they go, they're booming, dude. Have you not met the boom guys?

I never, I met the Rizler the other night at dinner. I saw him. Oh, dude. But dude, he was drinking Dr. Pepper. Yeah, the past 845. I'm like he's a wild man Yeah, the I mean these kids are off the rails But I like that that the it's a new generation of superstars Oh there you are at Craig's a new generation of superstar children like this used to be like Corey Haim You know right oh, yeah, he's the Macaulay Culkin of our time Yes, exactly

But it seems like they're not going off the rails We'll find out here in 15 years if he's gonna have like a sad tale about his time. Well. How does it end? Yeah, that's a thing you have to look ten years in the future because he's a superstar dude He does he does this maneuver people go wild even crazy. It's it's his ah Dude, he does he does this maneuver. Yeah, go wild even crazy. It's it's his ah You know yeah, look someone already beat you beat you to it. They knew exactly the internet undefeated man You have a good idea. It's it's up there. It's already there. He did it. It's done Yeah, was there a movie that you wanted that like well? Yeah, the result I mean, I'll tell you this he definitely seemed like his grades were failing somebody's like his grades suck. That's what I heard

Oh, really? Yeah, we're at Craig's. Yeah. Yeah People were passing around those pot pies they have at Craig's and they're like, hey before you take a bite of that Just know the research grades fucking suck. Suck dude. Dude. He had a little tattoo. It said fuck social studies. Oh damn That's rough. That's a wild tat to have at that age. So obviously he's been going through a lot, you know? He said these lips haven't seen a school lunch in two years. That's what he said. So obviously he's living high on the hog.

Dude, I don't even know. I thought he was mute, because all I've ever seen him do is... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta, it's the shh. He does too many things though, kind of. I think, I think, I think it's just this, right? And he's showing his jawline. That's what's kind of cool about him is he doesn't have much of a jawline,

but I like he's just like, I don't give a shit, I got the Riz, so come at me. It's like a good way to build up self-esteem, you know, for, for children that are out there. Some people are saying he's young gravy. He's the actual young gravy. You know, young gravy was at the wrestling event too. Yeah. The young and young gravy was at the super bowl where I was also hanging out with big justice. So that, yeah, I mean, the running in the same circles to the run guys have the same mom menstrual cycle

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, but that's crazy And but here's here's the craziest part to me is that big justice isn't related to the Rizler So I thought there were brothers dude. I thought there were brothers. These are just two social media kids Getting together doing doing their their social media things that do years from now There will be like I'm like these these baseball card signing things where it'll be like, they're Rizler, you and me will be there. That'd be sick. Water baby or whatever, some baby that survives on like a...

You know, I think I'm gonna do a thing with Tops. One of these kids. To have a baseball card. Really? Yeah, you should, I bet they'll make a baseball card of you. It's kind of sick. It's kind of cool It would be kind of cool. Yeah, and then there's these kids MD foodie boys. Everybody's been watching. I like those MD foodie boys I like them because they're so sincere about like have you tried nachos with jalapenos? Yeah, it's actually pretty good

Yeah, and there's wash one I'm just if I had to choose it'd probably be like Pepperoni, but I'm not a big I'm not a big I'm just a... if I had to choose it'd probably be like... pepperoni, but I'm not a big... I'm just a regular cheese guy. Wait, I just do cheese. I don't do... I just do cheese. I don't really like pepperoni. Dude! I'll do pepperoni, but same thing like... Yeah. Lots of other big pepperoni fans.

Dude, this is the podcast and people love it. And I also love it. They're just so sincere, man. How can you not have a... How can you you was there an age where you didn't like it? We just didn't care it It's just your riled up your riled up. I am dude now. I don't know if I've ever seen you this riled Well, I don't understand. It's like whoa. You're the foodie boys. What are you talking about? Whoa, dude? It's okay. No, it's fine No, I like it. I like it. I like it just fucking irks me because Do talk about some food talk about some ragatoni or something talk about some um see well This is the genius you start off you start off their little kids right so they're starting off with like hot dogs like what? Condiments you like do you like on your cheeseburger? What condiments most economy based now now they're moving on to pizza

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Like a spa show or something. Well, just a four minute conversation about pepperoni on, but no information. That's the thing, it's astounding to have four people and walk away from each conversation they do with zero information at all. Yeah. Yeah.

About food. I understand what you're saying. About food at all. Yeah, I understand what you're saying, but I think. I wish them luck. Yeah, I think they're, I mean, they're runaway successes. I mean, I'm sure people look at my career and are like, what is he doing?

Like, this sucks. Right. Like, why doesn't he do XYZ? I'm like, I'm just doing me, baby. There they are right now. But how does it end? McLovin? That kid? McLovin? No name? What's the one? McGriddle is the middle one, right? Chubb Perm? Okay, you have no name, McGriddle, Chubb Perm. Yeah. So that's also, I think that's a, isn't that a dude? Trans wrestler?

Yeah, it seems like it could be. He's got a, he's got an earring. He's kind of the bad boy the group. That's just one of sick They're basically they're the new kids on the On the block yeah, yeah, did you ever have an ear piercing did you ever add two of them to you? Yeah, I did too That shit was so fun dude it was we were fuckin' sick. And it would close up and you would still force something in it on days you needed to feel cool. Dude, I would, yeah, I wanted to get a gauge. I wanted to have like, I wanted to be that guy. Your character's had that, haven't he? I wanted a lip piercing. I wanted the whole thing. I wanted to be punk rock, dude.

I mean, I'm fuckin', I got an article start tattoo. Oh, you do. Well, you have a lot of um you seem like you've been through a lot Yeah, like a child of a Vietnam like a Vietnam veteran somebody you you know yeah I went through I am happy to say I never went through like you know some kids are like oh I went through an emo phase. I went through like a goth phase I'm glad I didn't go down like a weird path where you're like yeah I wore a lot of fishnets in seventh grade or whatever mm-hmm. I'm glad I didn't go down like a weird path where you're like yeah I wore a lot of fishnets in seventh grade or whatever mm-hmm. I'm glad I didn't do that

I had like small waves where yeah, I would bleach the tips of my hair right yeah, I got a Piercing you know in the left ear pretty sure nipples or no no I never did the nips you do no I never did that no you never that was a little while for me that guy who did that was starting to be he was doing a lot of drugs and he was secretly probably touching men in his car or whatever yeah and who wanted it yeah I I I had a friend not a friend a guy I knew in high school not a friend not a friend he pierces his dick in high school dude in high school And I know for a fact he wasn't getting laid But he was saying like how good it's gonna like it's gonna feel right and he was saying like it feels so good And I'm like I know you're not getting laid dude. We're both

16 17 years old I know that and also what kind of piercer is Seeing a 17 16 year old boy, and it's like let me I'll get I'll be the one to get in there Yeah, it was the whole thing was bizarre Do you remember when the first guy hooked up with a girl and then the next weekend you guys all went out or something? He like suddenly had a condom in his wallet or something or it was like suddenly He was like he would be like if the girls come let me talk to him Just like dude it was seventh and eighth grade my one friend Started having sex with our other friend and it was unreal and it was years

Dear God years before the rest of us were catching up and so he like he was like the He immediately went from like this kind of our he was chub perm of our group And then so and then suddenly he's got this Swagger to him dude, and there's no catching up. Yeah, there's no catching up Yeah, there's nothing you can do to suddenly be in the cool group and then like he was able to talk to older guys now suddenly But yeah, it was I'm still I'm still rollerblading, you know, like I'm not I'm still like hey Watch me backwards rollerblade. Is this sick? And they're like no, dude. We're now having sex with girls I'm like, oh, so you don't want me you don't watch me like fucking swerve these cones real quick

With these hips. He's like I'm working on my hip movement right now, dude Yeah, I was a little I was a little blader a little blader. I was a little blader boy. Were you? Yeah, there was a little bit of a phase. Oh my god, dude. What happened to you? Dude, you're learning a lot about me, dude. What happened to you?

There's so much that occurred. Dude, well, I couldn't, rollerblading was easier in like eighth grade, was easier for me to do than a lot of other... I couldn't skateboard. Like my friends were skateboarding, so I could rollerblade because it was just a smoother movement and easier on my joints. So I was already looking like an old man thinking about my joints in 8th grade. So it's just me like wiggling my hips,ing behind my friends. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh

Yeah It wasn't that offensive. You don't have to be that disgusted by it. You're right in absolutely Were you wearing those knee pads and stuff? No, no, that's still I'm still a bad boy. Yeah, dude I'm still like wearing fucking chunky corduroy pants And like a fucking a sick Metallica shirt with the lightning bolts you know I'm still fucking cool dude I still have like a bowl cut but my hair was was too I like still I have my hair is too like buoyant yeah so it just went like this oh yeah it's just like a little like the

tip of a dick is like a little dickhead just like right here, and I could pull it I could pull the hair It was so buoyant. I could pull it and it would go down to here, dude, and then you release it Damn you had a beautiful thing. Oh, yeah, I was I was looking good in the eighth grade man You've been through a lot man. You've been through a lot, dude. Do you, will your stiffness, is it getting better, or is it getting worse, do you feel like over time? It's getting better, it ebbs and flows. I have good days and bad days, but it is getting better.

So I'm still hoping to be in Marvel if they give me a call. I got a lot of shit. Last time I came on here, I was like dunking on Marvel, saying that they ruined comedy movies because everybody wants to watch these big budget things. People were very mad. My agents were upset at me. Really?

Since you said that, everyone in the world has agreed with that exactly, including a lot of agencies. It's like, well, look, if we can't get him into Marvel, what are we going to do? Yeah. I mean, we've had a lot of great. They's like, well, look, if we can't get him into Marvel, Marvel will be, what are we going to do? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we've had a lot of great. They were very mad at me.

They were like, don't fuck with Marvel. I cannot believe you said that on that podcast. I'm like, I wasn't dunking on Marvel, dude. I was just saying, I wish there were more comedies. But they don't make comedies anymore, because everyone wants to see a $200 million epic. Well, if they need mailman or something, then Marvel will come. Thank god. if they need like mailman or something then they'll Marvel will come thank God

If there's a mailman superhero, I think I'm the guy dude what super making your dad proud Yeah, I would be someone that Like an unexpected superhero or they're like this guy is not a superhero This norm core little bitch boy. Smoothie man, or no. Soy boy. Yeah, soy boy, there he is. Little soy boy.

There's so many heroes now though, it's like, are these all heroes? I feel we're getting a little exhausted on the heroes. 100%. Yeah. Well, even a lot of people are saying, who was it just came out and said that they're not, it's hard to even have

independent projects these days. Oh, yeah, I'm a director I'm trying to get a few independent movies off the ground. Are you yeah, and it's it's tough, dude I didn't I just I've never done an independent movie I've always done with a studio or with Netflix or with someone like that someone with them deep pockets How much budget do you need to make an independent movie though? I'm like I'm looking for like seven to ten million dollars. That's a lot of money. This is Mark Duplass right here.

He's made a lot of great stuff. He's made a lot of independent movies. And for a big announcement. Oh. For those of you who know our company, you know we love risking our money and making things independently that the traditional system would never make. And we've done it for years. Yeah, you do. With movies like The Puffy chair and the one I love and safety not guaranteed

and and documentary series like wild country and evil genius and we're doing it in television now you know with with shows like room 104 and the creep tapes and Penelope but the problem is we get it you work tell I know we're like you're ready to value these things the way they used to and honestly we're sick of it and we know that you value these things the way they used to and honestly we're sick of it, and we know that you value these things so We are going to be bringing you our newest independently made TV series get a long night get a lead to you the audience members It's interesting below or in our you guys did your movie Independently right yeah, and you guys put your own money up. Yeah, oh boy, okay? Well, thanks, dude. Yeah, what's the name of it? Do you have a bus boys? Yeah. Woo, boy, okay. Well thanks dude. Yeah. What's the name of

it? Do you have a name? It's called Bus Boys. Bus Boys. Sick. So it's just, Spade and I both worked as Bus Boys in Arizona. I thought you both hit by buses. I was like this would have been kismet. Oh man. That would have been crazy if we were all here right here. Get Spade in here. He just pops out behind the curtain. He's like, I'm crippled. And we have a dolly that moves you around. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just pushing everywhere. So what's next? Your family's growing. Do you take a little time off of work? When did you guys finish gemstones? We finished a few months ago, like three months, four months ago.

And I've been just dad mode right now. And I, uh, I have a movie in development at Netflix. I'm selling this show with the Workaholics guys. I got another show that I'm taking out. So it's a lot of production, pre-production stuff. And you know how it goes. It's like, we're gonna make the movie. And I have a couple movies that are in development.

We're like, we're making the movie, and then it takes years, dude. Yeah. Years. And you think it's happening, and it takes so long. But for me, I love it. I love doing it. But yeah, I still have that itch of wanting to just get out there

and get something done right now. And that's why I do the podcast. But with the workaholics, guys, this is important. But I also miss doing stand-up dude. I was gonna say would you consider going out and touring again it's such a that's such a grind though once you have a family and you're acting and stuff like that I feel like it's a tough grind. Well because it used to be like a fun escape from the grind of producing and starring in TV and movies because then you're you're like

well now I'm gonna go on the road with my boys and it's like a party and we're gonna go for a few months And I'm gonna do a ton of shows, and it'll be great. It's like a little escape from my regular life of acting and And now like with the family. I'm like I just feel like a dastardly dog Yeah, well your wife had a family kid first of all which she I don't know she should have done or not but Yeah, okay, yeah, once she did that it kind of puts you in the hot seat. Yeah. Yeah, and also like being around Like I was like blaming I have any kid on just her Yes, what do you do with that ball fucking kid? Yeah, how dare she actually she slipped that one by me I just thought she was gaining weight. I'm like look at my plump little Betty

She's looking all sexy little round mound look at look at a go smuggled a little basketball in there and then out came a kid Yeah, it was wild. Just keep tickling her. Yeah, like hey She's like don't tickle me something's gonna pop out. She's like, oh man She's having spasms in her belly like I do, looking like a little handprint coming out. Just like me. Yeah dude, it was wild when she had it. Our son, Bo, turned around when they pulled him out.

He looked right back at me, dude. It was like, it stopped my heart. I was like, everyone says it's like a transformative thing to see your son or daughter be born, but it stopped me dead in my track He looked right at me like bitch. What just happened like I've been all cooking up warm inside right and I'm out here all cold He'd turn around was just like Like I'm the captain now. Yeah, it's like I steered this shit. I rise uh-huh Yeah, it was pretty wild. Dude, the origin story of humans is pretty crazy that you climb out of some woman's belly,

dude. It's like Greek mythology type shit. It's a vagina though. Well, yeah. Yeah. Some of them come out the belly, dude. Actually, no, you were right. You were right because it came from my wife had a c-section.

So you were right. The perverts go out the belly. Yeah, I know that, dude. That's what I did. You? Yeah, I'm a little freak like that, dog. I'm a little freak like that. Sk. I'm a little freak like that. Skit skit, skit skit.

Yeah, dude, the f- It's a party. Do not lick on the way out. That's what I did, that's what I did. I was like, come on, lalala. You're supposed to read the- It says on the wall in there, do not lick on the way out. I know, I read it in like, watch me, bitch.

I'm gobbling, I'm gobbling up the world watch me whip. Yeah, watch me. Nae nae Oh, I must I must said at the same time Adam Devine man the Yvonne. Thanks so much dude for hanging out so fun I'm glad to see you be you're physically doing. Okay, your family's growing We got to keep making funds you have to keep making fun stuff This was one thing that I thought was really exceptional that Danny McBride said. He goes, you know, I don't know if Hollywood knew that they wanted Eastbound, because people are always like, why don't they make shit like Eastbound and down anymore? You always hear that kind of stuff, right?

And he's like, nobody was asking us for something like Eastbound and down. Nobody was asking us for something like Vice Principal. It was like, we just made it and then said, we know this is funny. And then they jump on it because you can't expect them to think of the next thing. That's not what they do anymore. He didn't say that's not what they do anymore, but that's what I start to realize.

They don't have that creative thing anymore. That's our job. That's our job. Our job is to give them what we think is the funniest thing and that's what we did with Workaholics and what we're gonna try to do with this new show, if we actually get to make it, is like, you make what you think is the funniest

and what you and your friends would laugh at and what you wanna see, what you wanna actually watch. And then hopefully other people get on board. And I feel, and I think you have a finger on the pulse too, is we know what we like, and it seems like a lot of other people like what we like as well. So, I think you just have to make shit

that you think is fun and funny, and not even what other people wanna see, because they don't even know they wanna see it until you make it. Right. That's the thing. And that's a lot of things. It's like, if you wait forever to get somebody to sign off on your thing, then it might not happen. You just have to go and try and figure it out. And investing in yourself, that's what I realized. If I lose investing in myself, I don't really fucking lose. It's like... And at least you did it and you had that experience and you know the nuts

and bolts of creating something now. So if you decide to do it again, you can go, this is what I would change. This is what I would do differently. Uh, and also the, like, like, uh, with people making something that they think other people would want to see, that's where you lose. When you start to go, I know that they want to see this type of show, like this is what's selling, or this is what, you know, I think that's when you get

in a little trouble, like make what you want to make, and then hopefully that'll catch on, because as soon as you start to like like go down the path then it's derivative And people are like didn't we already see this show we've already done this then you're just kind of follow Yeah, then you're just a follower. Yeah, you know, but yeah, it's tough It's tough It's tough to figure it out and obviously you and our look we're speaking from a place where you know we can afford to try And make a project so it's like sure you know not trying to sound

Like knowing that there's not a barrier to entry to that for regular folks. It's lowered so much. I agree. I agree. It's so different now that you can get a camera, you can get a phone, you can figure something out yourself how to make things, you know? Well, it was like when we did workaholics, not to just keep harping on this shit, but this is my experience, is when we did workaholics, it was the barrier of entry had just lowered. It used to be like, to make something like that, it was $100,000 to make, you know,

to even make a short film, or $50,000 or whatever, and everyone had to put it on credit cards and like, to try to make something that maybe would work. I need to slurp off some producer somewhere. You would have to, you're constantly gobbling. Yeah. You're constantly gobbling. And someone wants you to use silverware when you blow them or whatever. I'm like, how rich is this guy?

What I got fucking pour some great poupon on that bitch and do some gobbles. But now, you know, it's just it was just like a camera and some lights. And we were able to shoot something that Comedy Central was like what you doing over there You know Yeah, yeah, it's interesting. I don't know I'm trying to sound inspirational to people. Um yeah me too I feel like it's a lot of word salad for me sometimes, but yeah, I'm just trying to be a fucking inspiration I Think you are dude survivor of a cement truck uh-huh you know the guys fought in the AEW The Four Seasons of Righteous Jim Stone is going on right now new projects in the works the podcast you can lock in

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