This Past Weekend - Good to Be Back | This Past Weekend #237

Episode Date: October 15, 2019

Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_     Theo is back from his shows in the midwest. He recaps the trip, and listens to some voicemails about making changes, poop rooms, and family issues.   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   New Merch https://theovonstore.com    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by    Butcher Box Sign up today & get a FREE turkey PLUS $20 off your first box at https://ButcherBox.com/THEO    Manscaped  Get 20% off + Free Shipping with code THEO at https://Manscaped.com    Capterra Visit https://Capterra.com/THEO    Skillshare Get two months free at https://Skillshare.com/TheoVon  -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Hit the Hotline [phone]   Video Hotline Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline  -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Find Theo   Website: https://theovon.com  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend  Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Music   Intro "Drunk Outdoors" - North Mississippi Allstars http://bit.ly/DrunkOutdoors_NorthMississippiAllstars   Outro “Alabama” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Alabama_BishopGunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Gunt Squad   Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Bmayer Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Woolsey Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Anderson Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danny Crook David Christopher David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter James Schneider Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeffrey Lusero Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Joakim Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Noah Bissell NYCWendy1 OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Rohail Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Taryn Feingold Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Tito Liebowitz Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Vanessa Amaya Victor I tuck back and sit down to pee Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke HarrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Is north Mississippi all-stars and that's their new song drunk outdoors And when you do that when you do actually do that and you drink outdoors, it's really one thing that's really That really when when I would drink outdoors in the past That brought me a lot of joy was being able to urinate immediately You know inside if you're in it if you're in a domicile or you're in a homestead And you have to urinate or you have to pee out

You have to Usually find a special area to pee special area to drop water But if you're outdoors you can piss you can you know You can flow out wherever you can piss out wherever And it's very normal animals will see you urinating outside and they're not Kind of you know You're not whispering to other animals, you know, oh look at Gary's wiener, you know Or he you know, you know, you know Tiffany has a real you know, she has a real weak string doesn't she?

You know animals will not communicate with they're not They're not up to as much chicanery and as much Um, they're not making fun of you as much whereas indoors if you're indoors, you got to pee the dog follows you You know to pair it if they have a parrot It's like, you know looking around in its cage wondering where you went but secretly knowing That you've kind of snuck off to urinate and That's one thing that I do enjoy about

About if you are gonna drink anything outdoors Kool-Aid water milk Milk doesn't make as much urine because your body steals a lot of it, but um Water soda pop What else? carbonated water Carrot juice other juices those things can create You know a full decent blast of urine, so oh Oh, good to be back in the studio. I

Just flew in I got on this Nicaraguan hitter that somebody gave me I'm a beautiful young fellow. I can't remember his name and It was him and a couple of other rock ones showed up over there and This was in Milwaukee outside of that Pap's theater and man, it was the sweetest gift You know and this fellow said he grew up over there and Nicaragua Nicaragua and and

And I just made me think of my dad growing up and when he was a kid and what he was doing and My dad said when he was young that kids over there, they had a lot of poverty and Poverty, you know, that's when you You know, you don't have you don't even have a wallet Because there's no point in it. It's not a wallet wouldn't even be anything. It would just be not it would just be Just something like a little sack kind of this like a really kind of rectangle sack Because you would never have any money and they and he said and my dad said that the other children sometimes would have to eat dirt

because they had so much poverty and their bellies would get big and large and And and always thought about that a lot, you know, because I would eat dirt sometimes. I never had a lot. I Would have a limited amount Because that always was in the back of my head thinking oh my belly could get real large and And I didn't want to be that kind of you know kind of fat and dirt and Have dirt in me So but thank you for this beautiful shirt. Thank you it was this past like nine days has been crazy I

Mean you go you started out in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania you go there and there's just right when I got to the casino the wind Creek You know, just a lot of wonderful people in the lobby and getting to meet them and They had one couple had matching outfits and they were You know and the fellow was just real nervous to meet me and he was like kind of started tearing up and stuff and so I just locked arms with them You know, I locked arms with his you know, his big beautiful ass and we just Stood there and just kind of held each other and that shit was

It was beautiful, man. It was beautiful. It definitely You know, I felt like just part of the Lord's homework right there like something was getting done and Then what else man? We get we went there then we drove over to I Don't even know Philadelphia I don't even know Through Amish we saw a couple of Amish And we didn't sneak up on him or anything we stayed chill looked at him from far off

You know, Ari Manus was out there with me and he had them binoculars and so we'd uh You know, we dropped scope on some Amish and just you know, watch them nice They were nice people crossing the street is what mostly we saw him do and That's it. We wanted to spend more time out there. It's how to Lancaster, Pennsylvania That's where the Amish are really milling around and kind of that's where you you know If you want to get a good recipe or something or that's where you kind of sneak in there and you meet a lady And you can you know, it's hard to kiss them

I think it's almost they don't you got to almost sneak up and kiss them real fast But And then where else we went through Cleveland. Wow, that was crazy Cleveland was crazy. We went out after the show that show was crazy. This is a Tuesday night. It was almost 2,000 people and And Went to Indianapolis, then we went to Pittsburgh. Oh Pittsburgh. That's where we went and we went went to the bat the football game and the stillers boy used to talk about people enjoying and

You see people out there. They got a little bit of chip tam on them Everybody's talking about chip tam over there by the stadium. Oh, you want some Oh, you need some chip tam on it And I thought chip tam I thought it was a guy at first. I'm like who where is he, you know chip tam Bring bring his ass out here, dude. I want to meet this guy But it's a meat. It's a meat choice and people were making it and you saw Yeah, people eating a lot of people licking their fingers out there over there in Pittsburgh. They think That

That was probably the rowdiest crowd of the week was Pittsburgh That was probably the rowdiest squad And where else finished off in Milwaukee and Madison, which were two of the two amount to two of the best shows really I thought of the week Detroit was pretty wild Sorry just so much happened at once it was just such a crazy Easy, you know, we got this tour bus this real small tour bus Then it was only about $200 a

day rental and I remember slept in it. He's sleeping in there and You know, we said he wanted to honestly said he wanted to touch women in there And I told him I'd allow it, you know during nighttime hours and as long as it was Consensual Because we don't you know, we got enough of the dark arts going on on our own side of the bed And And man, I think I got you know

There was a moment in the week where I was keyed up and excited and then I started to like I kind of forgot that I was you know That I just I just kind of lost a little bit of I'm not focused, but I just realized though I have to really I Was just having trouble honestly just be finding gratitude and being grateful And I don't know why man. It made me so maybe mad You don't want to be grateful and just feel the joy of Just every moment of life if I can

You know, I want to see people, you know, you know see a couple of You know, you might see a couple of little while thick little fellas over there tickling each other or something or Sharing a bowl or something or doing, you know You know, you see some, you know a couple at a table and maybe it's their anniversary and they you know Divvying up a couple raviolis and I want to be I want to I want to you know, enjoy all the moments of life and so So, yeah, I really kind of after Indianapolis I kind of had a moment of like regrouping and stuff and and after Detroit and tried to Really just say, you know, just really focus on trying to be grateful

And just Because I want to feel the joys of the world man. I really want to feel them You know, I don't want to be And I think I started to feel a little bit bad. Did I was doing a little bit of masturbation this week? I don't know what happened But something about you get into Ohio, you just start kind of jerking off, I guess I do And I didn't I didn't expect it, you know, I watch a Browns game or something or I'll see, you know, I'll see The the Cavaliers on TV and I don't think about touching myself or anything You know being real unique with my dick or anything

But then I got into that state and I just couldn't stop just Just doing it dude and I was just I felt I don't know. I just You know, I had a little bit of a set back there And once I start doing it, then it's like this down. We're little, you know kind of spiral where I'm just kind of Pleasure myself and not really but just not feeling great about it. So anyway I mean, it's the dark arts tour and sometimes the dark arts really bites you right in the freaking back of your nuts You know, where nothing's ever supposed to put its teeth

And I kind of feel like a little bit of that's what happened So with that said man, that's you know, I'm back. I'm back and I'm just so thankful that so many people came out man. It just uh You know, it just really just blew my mind man You know, and sometimes I think part of it is I just feel like I can't do enough to Like no matter what I do, it's not going to be enough to show my gratitude You know, it's like there's no way I can I mean I try as I try hard, but it's like it's just tough It's like how do I show my gratitude to all these people at one time? So I just want you to know that

Thank you very much You know, and I care about the stories that I tell and I care about the performance and And I had a good time man and I hope that I can repel I hope that I can repay the favor to all of you guys For coming out and supporting me And just making me feel welcome Um

And it's quick as one city to the next it goes You know, it goes and uh Let me think of some highlights we had Ari got stuck at the gas station in uh, and Somewhere, Wisconsin and we left them back there. We didn't know And a friend of mine was telling me that uh Her husband left her at a rest area one time for seven hours She'd gotten out to urinate or whatever and he uh, thought she was resting in the back of the camper And took off

And he left her there and she didn't have any shoes on either. So that's pretty And it makes you wonder well, what kind of guy leaves his wife at a rest area But then it doesn't make you wonder that much because I could think of a thousand guys that would do that You know drop Susie off over there by the fricking By the r.a But then it also makes you wonder well, what kind of lady gets out of the rest area barefoot Where millions of people are driving by I was shirley to stop and urinate on the side of the road. So it definitely seems like those people are

At least they know that they are right for each other. I think that's an easy one Oh, I saw March nemesis in detroit You know my buddy, but also You know um Christopher Uh, he was in detroit man He was doing a college over there and I got to go to dinner afterwards with him when we met up

and uh, blake griffons the all-star he's a Basketballer, you know And he's very diverse man. He probably have nine different ethnicities in him I mean if you beat him open the olympics are inside of him You know, and he's just extremely diverse man blake griffons and he uh And he's tall so we have to really get close to his food to eat it So it's very unique watching somebody of that stature

You know come down to a little french onion soup or something Or a little salad plate You know, but so even that was just a joy in its own right, you know, I know I'm name dropping But just to watch a real tall person eat You know, you don't get to see a lot of that It almost feels like a little bit like you're at the zoo When you get to see a real real tall fella have to Deal with even a little dessert in blake griffons hands. It looked like a little

Like a magic snack or something or like a It almost looked like a pill he would take in the morning and it was a muffin like dang Dang So to watch a man of that stature just very Complex it's almost beautiful to watch you almost hope Want there to be a sunrise in the background or something or the lion king playing or something. It's very Very unique

But that was uh, that was a that was a fun moment. Um I want to tell you this too that I got a show at the wiltern in los angeles. That's going to be december 10th at the wiltern in la and Those tickets are going to go on sale Uh tomorrow Tuesday, october 15th Those tickets will go on sale and that's tomorrow at 10 a.m. Pacific standard time with the code onward And tickets go on sale to the general public this friday

october 18th at 10 a.m Pacific standard time and that show is for december 10th at the wiltern in los angeles And there's no vip uh for that show just general tickets and it's going to be It's going to be an awesome night. I'm hoping to have a couple special guests pop on to the lineup with me So thank you guys for uh For supporting me as well the oxen hill the mariland show And the searsville new jersey shows you'll get updates about those this week Uh locking in some dates right now

um Yeah, it's kind of sad to be doing so like some of these shows it's like the last time that i'll do these jokes and uh on stage You know, it's kind of crazy. It's uh It's I don't know it's like almost like having You know, you have these bits and you You know, you have these stories and you uh I don't know. I care about them. You know, I like telling them, you know, I'm grateful that

You know, I lived enough of them and was able to put them into some type of place You know or shape that I could present them to someone And have them be enjoyed You know a lot of people come out and you see you know, you see a mother. They had a mother and son that came out and this week and and it just

man It makes you feel good You know when it's sometimes even it's like uh, it's like it's been hard for me this year to really feel a lot of stuff I've just been so uh almost busy Too busy to feel Too busy to feel and not like I want it to be that way. It's just You know, it's just been

I don't know It's just been a new experience It's been a new experience of like being having this much work to do and And uh And just thank you guys for your patience while I figured it out and just continue to learn and uh, I don't know man. I don't even know what I'm saying really But I don't know and it's just been it's been kind of a scary time, you know, like a lot's changed this year

Um And it's weird because it's like I don't want it to change like And maybe it hasn't maybe I'm just feeling different on the inside or feeling strange or something. I don't know You know, it's definitely exciting um To have more of an audience, but it's also it's a little spooky You know, it's a little spooky Um because

I Don't know you just want to do You know, you just want to treat people right And uh Yeah And so having people come out it's like I almost wish that I could be the concierge there or the you know The usher right when they walk into the theater I could be the person that welcomes them at the door

I could be the person that sits them down I could be the person that takes their order. I could be the person that like I want to be all those people You know, I think I want to be able to I want to be able to make sure that it's a good experience for you So sometimes I just feel all this and and I know that that's impossible. So it's this crazy like thing that my That my brain or that my alcoholism makes up and just You know, I have one of those brains. It'll always kind of Make me feel bad about stuff or make me feel like I'm not doing something

You know, I got that dirty brain I mean if you if you looked in my brain, there's definitely There's a couple sandbars in it. There's probably a clay bank I bet there's a bit of a uh compost heap somewhere near the back There's definitely some birds kind of doing sex off to the side probably sex birds, you know A couple penis pigeons over there catching it But uh

so But yeah, I mean just Dude the choreing happens so fast. It's like People are like, oh, did you get to do this in the city? Dude, I didn't get to do anything You know, I had two days in Cleveland were like my biggest time of peace And one of them I got to go to CVS because I had to get some um, minoxidil to keep my hair and the other one

I did a yoga class there As well um So yeah, you just because you get to the place it's usually about three or four when you get into the the next city and uh And the camper was cool one thing about the camper You know, you just kind of can kick your feet up Listen to some tunes be alive

Have a water. They got a little refrigerator uh You could try to sleep but if you sleep in the back of a camper every bump you hit It lifts you in the air about eight inches So it feels like you're just like somebody's fucking you but it's just They're not it's just you bouncing It almost feels like the whole world is just fucking you kind of from the side, you know, or That's why I laid face down because I'm not if I'm

Because even after a while I felt like the whole world was like kind of Doing sex app at my butt or towards my butt But so I lay face down so that you know, if the world's gonna fuck me It's gonna straight up do it at my face or do it at my front So I can kind of defend myself against it because you're just in the back of that camper You know, that's the beautiful thing About this tour bus we had it has like kind of a camper vibe to it And so you go lay in the back, but every bump you hit

And it I mean it was intense Um Yeah, and uh, what else I got some time to chill. I'm getting my hair. I'm getting rehair forestation tomorrow So a lot of people like what do you mean bucko? And that's where they take care out of the back and they put it in the front So I'm gonna get that remodel job again And this man dr. Cajan over in Los Angeles dr. Cajan I'm gonna see him and And I'm intrigued out, you know, like, you know, I just want to be preventative

You know, I want to be preventative. I like having hair. I'm not ready to Be away from my hair for the rest of my life yet I think I have like separation anxiety when it comes to hair and stuff like that so Um, what else is going on? I'll tell you this right here, you know it That uh, you got to tighten up your grooming area a lot of people's crotch. You see a man's crotch or whatever it looks like It's uh, you know an orthodox jewish person or something or it looks like a hippie You know, it's got the long hair You'll see a guy's weiner and it got long hair off the side of sideburn off his nuts

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Which what a beautiful state I mean just we're you know, we really just winter you could feel winter you could feel this cold little Little man with a dirty stick kind of poking us on our butt And kind of you know jabbing at our be holds a bit, you know A cold cold little kind of cold wet little hitter that little you know You know that uh Pocopotamus bro. He was just jabbing at our freaking little gnarred hole

and um And we stopped at a little pumpkin patch And it was beautiful man. They had fresh animals right there newborn calves Fresh poop. They had fresh animal poop all over you could step and ship for free. I was free And then they had different pumpkins and different gourd choices Get you one get your little you get a spoonful applesauce half a dime Half a dime for that little

You know that little uh fruit scoop hitter And that's one thing that you got to love that about um wisconsin Only in select states can you pull over on the side of the road and have somebody scoop half of a damn You know scoop of pureed uh You know choice sweet produce In your mouth for half a damn dime I mean and that's one thing you got to love about america and that's one thing I don't want to lose about this country

You know, that's one thing I do not want to lose about this country is the ability to just stop on the side of a road and find joy And they had all kind of pumpkins big pumpkins small pumpkins They had the pumpkin patch, you know, and they got the big old one They got one off to the side has a little freaking needle and it's uh You know when it's um carriage there's You know because everybody's suffering some and And just the whole they probably had about 6 000 pumpkins

And about 400 of them were uh special needs it seemed like or had You know emotional issues or something Um very and it was interesting to see what kids would pick What pumpkin You know some kid they wanted the nice looking one Some kid would pick kind of a little rescue pumpkin You know the one You know, it's kind of shaped a little

Maybe like a s a little and it won't even stand upright. It just keeps falling on its side You see a little girl go get that one Well, you see, you know some asshole kid would just go over and just kick a couple pumpkins some complete asshole Some little Antifa kid or whatever this guy was or whatever, you know Little freaking vegetable Nazi or something You know, we just but it was interesting to see and watch how the different children got the different one and what they chose Made me feel like I don't know just made me feel real human

Just walking around looking at vegetables with strangers Uh And just nice to just be out in the countryside and just see I mean in LA, you don't see anything, you know, there's no countryside. There's no birds. I I mean I don't even I don't know if I've seen a bird here in almost maybe five or six years You know except for the scooters So my brain's a little warped, um

But oh one city that really blew my mind Indianapolis beautiful city. I didn't realize it I just I'd never been, you know, I'd only been to the airport and drove in over to, um, Bloomington Bloomington, but it was just, you know, we got some scooters and we're scooting around And the police some guy had gotten hit by a truck or something. He's laying on the ground And so I'll pull up. I'm kind of peeking at him, you know, and just Because I always wanted to see a body and see if you see something leave out of it You know, like at the end of a moment, you know when at the end of life So this

Um And then some some guys pull up and they say hey, you know gang gang, bro. We're going to your show And they're like yelling at me. I think they've been drinking. They were nice guys, but And they're like, hey deal And I'm like, uh And I'm the guys literally some guys laying there just been hit by a truck and there's two police officers over them um And it was just so awkward. I'm like guys, I can't yell over this guy if this guy's dead

You know, let's move up about 10 feet and discuss it Uh So that was probably, you know, that was pretty interactive one of a nice experience What else i'm trying to think that was oh after the show in Indianapolis There was a gang a grip of people outside of the uh outside of the venue waiting to say hello And that was really touching because that was one show during the week. I was really having a tough time and uh And You know, I was just having a tough time and and and uh

And I got outside and and there was a lot of people there Just waiting to say hey, you know and uh Uh, just good people a friend of mine passed away actually on Tuesday night And I didn't find out till Wednesday morning and uh It's nobody you guys know is the guy who struggled with addiction And Man it just really broke my heart this week

You know, it just broke my heart Just uh You know this dude he was just a real real loving guy and he was just trying really hard to um To kick the habit and to get you know to get better and And he did any any any lost he didn't You know, and I hope he's better now. I hope he feels better now Uh, wherever he is it just It was uh, you know, it was just

It was just sad, you know, because like addiction is something you it's an individual thing, but it's uh It's a human condition. That's it's a sourness that's seeping into people And um Man this guy the most charismatic person that maybe I've ever met this fellow I've ever met this fellow And he just couldn't feel how much people love him. I don't think he could feel it And uh And I hope he can feel it now man wherever he is, you know

This is a special dude so that so that going into that day and that night. That's uh, we stopped and got some bags a couple uh bags of fluid and um And just some tough just you know some tougher runs but Let's get into some calls that came in You know, let me quit thinking about myself here and let me think about you guys and see what's going on in your world Thanks for being a part of uh

Of this past weekend Okay, love you guys Take care of yourselves, huh? Hey Theo, this is uh, greg from indiana. So uh, me and my friends went out and called your show dude You did phenomenal. I actually just wanted to call and tell you so I was at uh worth the other day And I just been kind of in this like what at work. It's not a bad job but I just really want to get out of it I saw catching up on some of your podcasts and um You said something like resonated with me, you know, you said nothing changes if nothing changes

I thought about it and I went home and I applied for a job I'm probably not qualified for but I was like I'll take a shot And the next day I get a uh call from him at the interview. It goes well She says she's gonna set me up with uh in person Interview never even had a thing. Uh, email me Few days later and I got the job. So now I'm gonna be doing a job that I think I will appreciate more and enjoy more and I'll be making double the money that I'm making now gang Bro, that's awesome, man. That's really great. Uh, congratulations for trying something new

Yeah, it's crazy to sometimes think like What can happen if we decide let I'm gonna see what happens when I decide that I am qualified What happens when I decide for myself That I'm gonna do something different You know one thing, you know, jack-o-willing was in here last week and one thing that's really been pressing with me that we discussed is Staying motivated and I have been finding myself more motivated even when I do not feel like doing something to do it That my brain doesn't dictate how my brain does not get to choose it. My brain can feel a certain way But it's not going to choose how I behave all the time

I just can't let it do it anymore I'm gonna have setbacks. I know But if I'm feeling bad that doesn't mean I'm doing bad that doesn't mean I am bad that doesn't mean that I can't still take some action Still take some action Because yeah, nothing changes and nothing changes man You know, we'll sit around forever wondering well, what if I You know, what if I was a dog catcher would I be the best? What if I was a, you know What if I'd worked on that, you know at I have avalanche

you know search you know searching for avalanches and predicting them or uh, what is it called a uh geologist Who would I you know, would I be able to do it? Would I you don't know? Until you say, yeah, I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna take action nothing changes if nothing changes man And I'm not preaching at you. I'm just uh

I just want to remind you because I you know, I've spent a lot of time in my life sitting around wanting things to change Um And not being able to make them change and and not thinking I could And I wish somebody had told me that earlier sometimes That in order for something to change there needs to be change Um I'm proud of you man. I'm happy for you, bro. That's very exciting to hear And that makes me feel good

You know, it makes me feel good and thank you guys for coming out in Indianapolis And I needed to hear that somebody came out and had a good time with that show Because that one in the Detroit one were the two this week that I felt I don't know I just felt a little disconnected man, uh Uh, you know, I think it just breaks my heart sometimes that That's something like as beautiful as human beings are That we're dying

Because of something as as like dirty and preventable and And sad as uh as drugs and as addiction You know, it just breaks my heart. It just breaks my damn heart, bro. It breaks my heart Um And just makes me want to work harder to be part of the solution in the world, you know, it makes me It just makes me want to take care of myself so that I can Just so I can be there for somebody else if they need it not even know if I can be but just so that there's a chance that I can You know, it just makes me sad man, uh, but knowing that there's people out there who are making changes

And uh, and who are coming out and enjoying the show that's exactly what I need to hear from me And thank you for sharing that with me brother. You guys be good to yourselves man gang brother Let's hear the end of your call. I'll listen to the end of it here too. So So I just want to thank you man, you know, you inspired me I know and I'll make you uncomfortable to hear sometimes but you really did and you do that's a lot of people Keep doing your thing. All right. You have a blessed day Okay gang gang, bro You could tell Indianapolis one thing you could tell man a lot of really nice people there

probably the most Just well behaved chill not well behaved but just respectful kind of vibe out there Um, oh here's one thing that was funny in Detroit the guy right up by the stage security He was listening to music on his phone on speaker It was the most Detroit thing ever dude. It was like some rap music. She was hilarious, bro All right, let's take another call that came in here the hotline is always is nine eight five six six four nine five zero three and uh Yeah, I know I'm all over the place today. Uh, it's been a crazy year man

This has been a crazy year You know, I think at the beginning of the year, I felt I knew so much more like kind of felt like I was in my In my skin and some days these days I feel like I'm out of it But it's an exciting time. We got Halloween coming. We got Thanksgiving. There's a great time, uh To to be loving. There's a great time to, uh recreate a personal relationship With the feelings that I want to have more of in my life every day Let's take this call. Here we go. Okay

Yo, what up, Bill? This is Isaiah from Califlying. I was just listening to a podcast about you having a vision about your pops And how you guys are just hanging out and everything Yeah, thanks for calling Isaiah. I appreciate you calling Yeah, my um Yeah, my um Yeah, it was so wild. It's so funny. I was listening back to that part of the episode And it was so wild that I I was in Maui and I had a dream that my father was in You know, and hadn't seen him in so long

Um onward I just want to let you know man I lost my dad about Five years ago six years ago. Well, my dad was murdered. So Should I try not damn man, I'm sorry to hear that brother I'm sorry to hear that onward even Keep track of it because that shit still hurts but

man When I'm feeling down, dude, I get those same dreams, dude I'm just chilling talking to him. It's giving me advice and the crazy thing about it, too is that When we're talking, dude, it's like real life situations. It's some shit. I'm dealing with, you know And I got two boys that need to look after too. So Shit Me being a father learning everything I gotta talk to my dad sometimes and then when I go to sleep, man

I get to see him So all I want to say is dude, you're not alone Uh, people out here going through the same thing Have a good one later gang, bro. Thank you, uh for that call um Yeah, there's some uh I wonder if there we were missing such a big Element of existence that we don't realize how much access we have to

people that have left before us You know our parents or Our children Um People we care about anyone You know anybody Frederick Douglass or damn, uh

Lynn bias or Mark Spitz or anybody Thomas Jefferson um It's funny. It's like how much Like how close are we to the spirits? And there and we didn't even we don't even might not even know I mean electricity existed and we didn't even know isn't that you know and it's such a huge thing

I wonder if there's going to be another Like oh, there's this field right here where they all are And how to access it is like this and we we just didn't know we were too busy out here Working with our hands on our outside instead of working with our Our spirit or something or using the hands that are inside of us whatever those are our feelings or something to You know to access our loved ones Because it's You know we we are you and I we are pieces of our father were pieces of our parents we

They are technically Still alive we are Half of them So yeah, it would seem like the bridge for them to communicate would be Decently strong Um, and I just wonder if we're if we just don't know of this whole entire other electricity that's around or that exists That's this field where we can uh, or we can communicate with others Who've gone before us and those who are going to come down the line

Yeah, but it was beautiful man when I think back on it was cool to see my dad just having just being himself Yeah, just being himself man, and thank you for sharing man, and I'm sorry that that happened to your father You know, I'm really sorry I'm I'm grateful you have a couple of sons though that you can be a father too and I bet it's really really painful at times But I bet it sometimes it's uh, you have a special inspiration that the rest of us can't experience uh gang brother um Let's take this call that came in

Theo my teo, what's up brother? It's corner from key west Hey corner down there in key west and key west is a real hotbed for um You know a lot of homosexuality down there if you like to meet a man or woman and you are one of those and you want to meet the same Also a lot of uh, they got a lot of unique birds down there in sunburn as well Uh beautiful area beautiful. Let's hear more. Thank you for calling Connor How's it going? I've just got one question for you halloween's coming up And I was wondering a man brother. I'm gonna go ask

Me personally I was thinking about A like maybe like a coped up cuban dude. Yeah, that's kind of funny sometimes might not be though or I was gonna go as Like my mom or something and freak her out. Yeah. Yeah Oh, that's an interesting choice. Um

That's a really interesting choice. What am I gonna go as? You know, I thought about um Going as a crab maybe a land Maybe land crab Something not crab meat, but you know the the living animal and I thought about um

Because I don't want to do like a wet crab because you have to wet, you know I don't want to be like having to spray water on myself all night or do anything like that So I thought about a crab. I thought about being a rocket doing like a rocket outfit It's kind of where I am right now. I guess I haven't really started to put too much thought into it But I do want to uh I do want to now that you brought it up to me You know when this actually reminds me this reminds me of a call that came in. Let's Let's we're gonna go to that now. This call came in. Was it last year or the year before?

about a uh A fellow and a halloween costume and I and um And this is and I ran into this guy actually in I want to say it was kansas city maybe but uh This was about him and about his father since we've been talking about fathers and stuff Let's uh, let's go to that call right now. Hey, what's up to you? Oh, it's brad from kansas. Hey, uh, I was listening to this past weekend

um When you were talking about halloween and how you love it and halloween actually used to be my favorite holiday man I loved uh being able to put on a mask and just get away And everyone seemed so happy but my dad actually passed away on halloween. This will be the second halloween without him Man, and I'm just trying to uh, I'm trying to understand how I get that back You know how I get that love for halloween back because you know every time it comes around I think about my old man and just what he's doing and where you know, how he did proud of me man Well, I'm sorry to hear that man about your father, you know, uh

It's uh, it's a why it's a it's a tricky deal. I think being alive Because it's not gonna last forever, you know, and I think you have a really Unique opportunity. I see here You know your father passed away there on halloween and what you could do is You could dress up like your dad Have you thought about that You know to really You could be him

And for one night on the 10, you know for one night of the year take him out And just you know Enjoy the world as if you're him And I'm not saying go visit people and surprise people or something like that or stop by You know, I wouldn't even tell your mother or anything like that. I think this would just be something for you and him to have together But if you were to dress up like your father You know, you maybe could drive by some of his old friends houses or you know, maybe drive Or you know or go by the school that he used to go to or something

You know, take his spirit for a walk if you will Um Because I think there's something special about halloween, you know, it's the time, you know The way that that the different chasms of existence and and and and life and outer space and mother nature and pandora's box You know in god's bonnets and all of that the way they all fit together. It's very much like a rubik's cubes And a rubik's cubes is a shape that doesn't want to Show you who it really is

and There's something special on halloween when all those when everything kind of lines up and you can walk through from the beyond To the great beyond and to the before And you can meander back and forth like you're just in a big house party and time just kind of shows up and just You know, it doesn't keep track of itself And a full moon comes out and there's wolves And it's a very very unique time

And it's a very much. It's just a water slide Of just existence and possibility It's like the universe just like loses its memory for just a second and forgets where it's going for just a second And there's something special that can happen on halloween And so that's what I think it would be very interesting if you Maybe dressed up as your father and went out and about Now if you wanted to get real fun with you could stop by, you know, maybe an ex-girlfriend of his house Or if he used to play cards with his buddies, you could set up a game and meet all of them and do that

You know and really live it out But I think that would be a special way that you could honor him man Wow, and that's pretty powerful right there. You know, that's just uh And I'm not saying it because you know, I was talking about I just You know, it just there's I mean, it's just we don't know if there's this other What if there's just such a fine line between us and And those who have gone before us

Just like a mirror just uh, we don't they're just right there and we just We don't have the map yet to access them You know and if we could just find a way to I don't know I feel like we're going to start to develop a lot of new senses You know the fact that we only have five senses for such Magnificent creatures as humans seems very limited. I bet we could do more than five Let's take another call here And also let me tell you that this past weekend is brought to you by Skillshare. If you don't have any skills Well change it

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called in yesterday telling you that I was on my way to go talk to my girlfriend's father Oh, yeah, Zach was you were talking about uh You were applying for that job man I don't think cap Tara could help you find any solution to uh, you had to ask that man for to for the lady's uh, hoof in marriage paul Hand in marriage onward Taking her hand in marriage This is my recap. I felt like I should call back and tell you how I went He's you know, it went really well. It was respectful the family

They complimented me a couple times. It was really nice Everybody needs that every now and again But yeah, he basically said that uh, yeah, but I'm all right. I've got his I've got his lesson So I ended up driving He meant this and I ended up driving back to Nashville where my brother lives My dad was there and all of us kind of got a little bit It may emerge, you know after it, uh, my dad was throwing them back my brother It was just a good time. It's fellowship. You community

uh with the boys, so uh Anyways, man appreciate you Keep it up Gang brother get out there man. You're gonna make a woman a decent man Or these days, who knows you might have to wear a dress or whatever and your wife might beat you But no matter what You you went about it the professional way You asked the daddy, hey, let me get that trim for life

And dad's a lot of times sometimes they know it's the right man sometimes I've had a woman's dad say hey look Get take this little bitch off my hands, you know, and I said, whoa, brother Dude, we I'll just met you man. We're the 7-eleven right now, dude You know So it's you know, it's a unique There should be a website out there for dad's just trying to get rid of real salty little daughters Those little saltine crackers, you know, those little spoiled fruits

But i'm glad that you got one man And I hope that you uh, you guys find a little bit of love dude I hope you guys tickle each other until you just bust all over each other Praise god brother Thank you for calling in and giving us that follow-up as well. Let's take another call here The hotline is always 985-664-9503. Thank you guys for being here on this welcome back episode here gang Hey, what's going on Theo? This is griffin from charlotte north Carolina Thanks for calling griffin and man charlotte is

Charlotte is a beautiful city in there that um That carolina panthers team is doing well over there with uh Uh with mr. Allen. They got a new quarterback of it air Mr. Keith Allen doing it doing it throwing it long and doing it and being wild and stuff and looking sexy as fuck boy Sorry, that was a typo dude looking like he's playing well. Sorry onward The reason i'm calling is My girlfriend just recently broke up with me Relationships three and a half years and

Oh I'm sorry to hear that man. That's a hitter gang It's been about four weeks since she did it and you know, i'm having a real tough time dealing with it um It's just hard to know that The reason she's leaving is You know partially my fault um

I didn't put enough into the relationship and she gave me second chance after second chance and and it's just real hard knowing that The one person that you want to be with doesn't want to be with you anymore And uh, I was just wondering if you had any advice on how to deal with it Sorry, i'm getting choked up right now, but It's hard to talk about but um I just needed to know if You had any advice on what I should do, you know I appreciate it man. Love you

Love you. Love you too, man. Uh, thanks for calling in Oh, man That's such that's a that's a tough one because you know, you know Especially if she says she's giving you these second chances and she brought it to your attention and you And you just kind of kept with some of your you know your behaviors I mean that some of the truth is that you just you weren't ready You know you can't be someone that you just can't be right now you can't do it's impossible

You know you can't you know this I mean here's the thing it it seemed like you weren't You were not going to make any changes to make yourself Fit with her you weren't gonna you weren't gonna she it sounds like you were not gonna do that You know it wasn't happening and that's okay It just It wasn't happening So it sounds like the only way that you guys would have a chance to fit together. Well Is if

You know you were different So I bet there will be a time where you will have another opportunity You know, I noticed that with love that's really strong or love that that there's some real basis to A lot of times you get another opportunity You know that person sees you deeper than you can see yourself and So at that time You may be a person that can take on a relationship

And take on taking on well and show this woman the respect that she deserves As much as you probably don't want to hear it man, it's probably for the best right now If you're not able to be The man you want to be for her that you're not or with her Because then you would just be continuing to solidify The idea that she already has that you're not the man So now you get a chance to step away

And I it's painful bro Dude, I smoked a bunch of damn freaking new ports I was blowing new ports bro laying on the port swing and that fucking thing broke one night And I had a damn glass of milk out there. I was doing uh You know one percent in new ports and stuff this one I was really, you know lift and heavy and doing steroids and stuff But I was doing one percent in new ports and the swing broke And I broke that glass that milk glass dude and a little shard of it came right up in between the the boards on the

or the um the little pallets on the Swing and nipped me right in the ass boy I mean just my ass bled brother my ass could bleed. I remember that My ass could really really believe when I was younger um But uh

But I think you'll have another opportunity And you know, it's hard sometimes when And people that we care about or that we Kind of put us in our place a little or you know change is kind of scary change is scary You know, but I think it's it can be good. This is just this is the toughest part of you're going through right now You know that separation and all the comfortable, you know, you had things really the way you wanted them. They were comfortable and You know and now You know, it's it's funny when we don't treat someone right and then they're gone

You know, it's funny. That's when you realize how much you miss them, you know, how much you cared And sometimes some of us are the type of people that we have somebody has to leave us for us to know Well, I'm sorry that this happened, man, I know it's probably not fun to deal with. Um, But just keep just stay just keep putting one foot in front of the other You know, everything will be okay Take care of yourself Don't be alone too much And

And this person loved you And this person loved you And this person loved you, you know, this person cared about you. So that's You're obviously someone that can be cared about You're someone that people want to care about And I think you'll have another chance with this person I think you just got to let it play out And I wouldn't put too much pressure right now

I think, uh But life is long man and the story has many turns So let's see if you guys you might pop up in a sentence again You might have a new new paragraph right around the corner But whatever is around the corner, it needs to be new because whatever you were doing now is not working If you guys just hitch back up now, you're gonna be the same old dull So So let this be a you know, let this it's gonna hurt but feel some of those feelings feel what it feels like

Feel what's making you think You know, uh and be brave in it be brave in it, bro Be brave in it You know, this is your vietnam brother Let's take one more call the hotline is always 985-664-9503 You know, we're all just people just trying our best And i'm happy to be part of this group Thank you guys for supporting me

It's up to you So I recently moved my boyfriend into this house with my parents Okay, risky move onward That all together but my parents helped me move him in And there was this giant hole in the bedroom floor this house is like all kinds of fucked up It holds everywhere and this hole is particularly large And particularly deep and while my dad was trying to fix the hole

Um he texted and said Uh, I found out that this hole is where the past owners used to ship and piss so Now that i'm gonna move in the house in a couple years and uh, i'm gonna sleep in the in the fucking poop room Always people used to shit and piss There's that never gonna forget that one pretty fucking disgusting but um

I just thought you should know that maybe give me some advice on how to fucking forget about that So thank you for all you do um doing doing well I mean it's almost goes full circle because I was saying that one of the beauties of being outdoors is probably to be able to you know exonerate yourself of of uh

urine and feces Wherever you want be natural out there and just flow whole right out of the yard or whatever um I mean where what's going on? What do you guys? I mean who's shitting in their room? What are you guys doing over there? That's the first thing I would ask and what is your boyfriend have to do with you guys move this guy in It kind of seems just seems You know, I think you People have shit everywhere

If you had a map or whatever or if they had ghosts or whatever from bowel movements and people's urine They'd be everywhere You know a lot of people think that a lot of uh Dude, I'll tell you this story when I was a kid, dude I took a little duty out of my diaper or out of my pants. Probably I was thinking I was about seven Put it into my sister's pants, bro So

You know, it's uh You just got to do your best really you got to do your best and um And yet fucking put some carpet down or something Jesus dude animals have been shitting everywhere Dude a bear could eat you and and do and duty you somewhere about its interstate and you'd be a little duty So it's um, sorry, this whole story's got me. I don't know what to do, but I think yeah, just pay attention. You know like I just I don't even know where to take this at where but that's what I'm saying dude urinate outdoors. What lazy bastard Is just cutting a hole into the floor of their room and doing poops in it. That's I mean that is lazy

So hopefully you guys got a good deal on the house One more call here nine eight five six six four nine five zero three. Thank you guys for being a part of my life today and uh And thanks for not giving up on me on this tour when I went back out and I'd planned on them doing the film Doing a movie and then change the mind Um And I was just you know, I'm just excited to get to bring this show a few more places man We get to go to Europe and uh a few more reschedules here in the States And then it's going to be uh, I don't know. It's going to be a little bit bittersweet. Onward

Hey, what's up DOP to the Izzo? This is Brendan from Wichita You know that Wichita What's up Wichita? Yeah, I like it over there as Barry Sanders country of Barry Sanders Park over there And that's where he used to uh play football as a youth. Onward Yeah, you know need some help. You know, my dad texted me this weekend. I'm having a child And uh, he said to him and his, uh, wife who is not my mother Don't feel comfortable coming to the baby shower

because No last year at a beer festival My dad may or may not have tried to have sex With uh, my girl's best friend who's putting on the baby shower So, uh, you know, I told him just be an adult and get over it, bro Um, but, you know, just wanted to know your advice on what I should uh, what should I do? Thanks, brother. Take care

I think you should invite him again If he says he can't make it Then let that be his choice Tell him you still love him and that you're on you understand It's going to be tough maybe a little But Now if he does decide to come Then you guys should do a game

Where he asked to like where somebody has to reveal a secret about somebody else in the room or something kind of crazy or You know, like seven seconds in heaven or whatever it is called or Um Or do something, you know, put sugar in each other's mouths or something so that that way they have to interact Uh, I think that that would be fun. It's pretty deviant, but Uh, I think that that would be fun. It's pretty deviant, but That should be fun. Damn your dad's a g out there, huh trying to holler at your lady's at your lady's friend. Dang

a savage brother But love can get us man. You never know Love comes in all shapes and sizes You know, but But yeah, he should he should not uh, I don't know what he should do. He did what he did So, yeah, you could tell him a dude man up if you're gonna hit on her at least come over here and hit on the fucking Zygote that's inside of my wife's body for an hour and a half Because that kid needs some love as well

So if you willing to hit on uh, Shondra or whatever Over there at the picnic And come over here and hit on this freaking big seed I got growing Um But damn dude, that's family sounds awesome. I'll say that Because man, you gotta have some fun. You gotta have some fun in the family And people have been having sex since the beginning of time You know those drawings on cave walls of people fucking

So You know, so you know they were you know, but All right, man, we did it, man. We made it to the end of today to the end of this episode You know a lot of feelings out there a lot of people going through stuff. This is a time of year when there is uh When there's a lot of spirits in the air When the leaves are changing when we're changing When there's opportunity to shift And we have to know, you know, is this something real that I'm grasping on to is this just a ghost?

What's going on? But I think one thing I'm going to try to do is just stay excited about it whatever it is If the choices I'm making if I don't know if they're great or I don't know if they're correct At least if I stay excited and hopeful And even if I'm going down a wrong path, man, I'll be excited while I'm headed down it And you throw enough joy on a wrong path, man, and it just might turn into a It just might turn into a damn staircase You know, it just might take you to a

Might take you to the place where you were you were exactly where you need to be You know my time is up You know might turn into a Into a direction of good So I'm gonna try to stay excited. It's a good time of year to be excited You know, it's a good time of year to be forgiven. It's a good time of year You know, there's things in the air There's other elements, you know, the spirits are waiting right behind these moments next to us

And we don't have all the pass codes and stuff yet, but they're there. They're right there And that's uh That's pretty cool You guys be good to yourselves, uh, you deserve it and let's get lead out today Uh with a little bishop gun, alabama She was hotter than the black top Broke down at a truck stop She looked about as wild as the story she told

Said she was a question saving souls in savannah and the lord was sending her to alabama Out of just a little boots Black head dark roots says she got a old man, but I shouldn't be worried though. It seemed like she was in a hurry Higher than a junkie drying out in the slammer lord. I hope I don't die in alabama Yeah Mm I hope I don't die in alabama Alabama

Well, it all seemed to be just fine She was happy I could