This Past Weekend - Ladies Night | This Past Weekend #275

Episode Date: April 27, 2020

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It's ladies night That was always I felt like the biggest crock of shit, you know Like dude, it's a ladies night I Would always have a friend and not even a friend sometimes just an enemy that or just a bud It's someone I knew that drank and could walk to a to a bar and like bruh Slay this night Slay these night over there It's ladies night, dude down at the smoking onion, bro

You in are you out? I like dude come on man We ain't getting old ladies, bro come on man You ain't getting old ladies, buddy Don't need we every time we go out we get zero ladies You think tonight? with the day that opera that you think tonight to something's gonna be different

That the uh that the coot that the cooter fairy is just gonna come and Hit us with that cooter wand or something. No You can't you got to recognize that You know it's Lee come on, bro Slay these night Man, come on Dude, you know good and well if you and me are in it man, it ain't damn ladies night, bro It's gonna be you and me you're gonna get there

We're gonna pay that cover and they always put like a lady by the door So it looks like there's ladies and they make you wait in the line You get in there and they got one lady there's just the coat lady. She's taking people's coats And we live in Louisiana. You know nobody has a damn coat. So that's a really waste of fixed costs right there that I Mean that lady's just doing nothing sometimes you'll see somebody has a tank top You know if somebody wore a double tank in there and they shed one and give it to the girl Keep her employed, you know keep a little Tiffany employed our little Daphne or whatever

You know named after the somebody who doesn't know how to pronounce flowers, you know Daphne deals But man, I it's lady come on Dude, it ain't bro when we go we've been going places for years man And neat we ain't got no ladies, bro We ain't got no ladies, man He's the last ladies name we went to I had to hold your waist while you vomited Because the upheaval was too much for your body to handle because you don't have a strong spine man You know exactly what I'm talking about

So I'm just trying to be honest, man. I'm just trying to be honest and Just do whatever I can or also do whatever I can't you know that All right, let's kick this bad animal right in the frickin ball bag you got it Tie up your tie your own tubes, you know dude. I used to know this tough girl real real tough kind of girl man You know she um She chose not to pass gas sometime because she liked to keep that pressure in her body

That kind of girl like that's a real Kind of girl just snatch a damn goat off a bridge just walk out You feel me The kind of girl who would walk out on a windy day and Just take her damn breasts out and Just look mother nature right in the eyes and say bring it on bitch you know tough girl and um, oh

Shit, I was gonna tell you guys, but uh Let's get into this episode man. I what did I say? I used to know a tough girl, bro It's ladies come on Boy, it ain't when you and me go dog it ain't never ladies and I ain't man Dude it ain't never like dude you got beat up remember one time we were walking to a place Me and my buddy and he got beat up by the dude with the uh We went going to a happy hour. He got beat up with a by a brother with one of those tax guy signs You know he got beat up by a black Statue of Liberty with a tax guy sign. So

It ain't never ladies night man. Come on. Let's go All right, let's get into it I I Set me free I I Times

I I so don't hesitate to come over Why must we wait when we're alive Is ladies night Hello and thank you For joining me and joining yourself here, and this is it baby This is it. This is that cupcake that life made us And I'll tell you be honest with you right now. There ain't much frosting on that sugar piece right now

There ain't much frosting There ain't much frosting on the dessert right now, is there? It's cake only baby And it's a lot of bootleg cake a lot of bootleg cake. We're digesting right now You know you You know I went for a jog here's one thing. It's just really boiling boiling my big And I mean when I mean boiling my beef is

when I'm going for a jog and A jog, you know, it's you know, you want to run but you You can't run because you're not that fast. So you jog It's basically what white people started doing because we you know We wanted to do when when black people started running we were like oh shit We're not running. We're kind of jogging. So let's rename it. And so that's how that really shook down to be factual or historical You know because black people were fast man, I mean they had what was it they used to they used to have the

The Runderground Railroad brother you went on that. That's where Carl Lewis came from the Runderground Railroad dog You just go down there You'd have a white dude had to get in a train just to even keep up with the black guys on that thing So there's a lot of speed Coming out of the black community in the 1800s early 1900s But oh here what I'm noticing is I'll go for a job, right? I'll go for a or what I call a white run And I'll go for that really, you know, I'll go for a white run and I'm passing other joggers, you know

Constituents, you know foot constituents and they don't wave And that just Bees my bee Okay boils my beef buddy if I'm running and you are also running and we pass by each other And you know why? You Don't wave We're in a pandemic

This could be the end of time, you know, this might have been when Mother Nature set her alarm and You're not even you just you're I'm out here doing my best. You're doing your best. You're not gonna give me a hello a piece a thumb up Give me a thumb up Man it gets me Because especially if you're doing fitness If you're out there, you know, I get out there. I'm doing full-body fitness. I'm running Keeping my chest forward when I run

Trying not to arch my back too much, you know, I don't want them gay dudes flexing Because you in and you know, this is Los Angeles man, this is really This is um You know, this is a hotbed really for homosexuality and adult gay So you if you're running With them and you're a male and they and a lot of these men see you they want it And that's nature man. That's not and there's no judgment there. That's nature It's like say if you are if

you like, you know You know burgers or snacks you could get drive through meals Say you like drive-through meals and you're walking somewhere and somebody throws a cheeseburger right in front of you. I Guaranteed you might not reach for that bitch, but you're gonna follow it with your eyes and see where it lands And then you're gonna consider things and maybe make a choice But Shit was I talking about dude, um oh Yeah, you got to be careful a lot of men out there if you go running

But anyway, if I'm running and I jog past someone and they don't acknowledge. That's what it gets me You know, that just gets my damn gander. It just gets my gander and a Gandalf boy and just God God dang it Hey, like what you what we I just went a mile, bro. You just went a mile. You're not gonna. Hey and That's the kind of shit makes me question how we're doing how we're doing as a species You know and I see some man. I'll tell you this. I see a lot of fast Asians out there a lot of FAs and

And they don't touch the ground when they run You see a Asian they really they they they what they run like the world is hot like the You know, they run kind of Their legs are a little bit they're They always run at the stoplight a lot of Asians are those people they will continue running to stop like they don't stop I Stop I push the button, you know, I fist bump the homeless dude that's there You know, I mean we give him a couple coins couple, you know, dime pieces or whatever a couple ten pieces But Asian they don't they just keep they're ready to rock

So yeah, you know, that's been something I've been dealing with when I've been doing a lot of miles in the area And I've been running I've been running And it feels good. I kind of got started to get a little bit out of my comfort zone You know, because your comfort zone man can really can really be your coffin and And so I used to only run two miles and I hated it. I hated every step. I hated the beginning of the run. I hated the end. I hated The part between the beginning and the end so all of it And when I start when I when I

But one day I said, you know what I'm gonna run. I had a little bit extra energy and Energy just that that's that it's just that It's kind of when God just says alright, here you go, bro and hooks you up with some free shit, you know Alright, here you go, bro. Here's a little scoop of marmalade, bro in your heart Now go go go boy go And so I had a little extra energy just I said, oh, you know what? I'm gonna take a different route And when I changed my route that that really changed everything for me would run

Because suddenly it was a little bit more of an adventure. It wasn't the same old same old and Next thing, you know, I'd gone like a eight quarter mile further So I'm doing time, you know, I'm out there You know what I'm saying? I'm doing, you know, I'm doing time like the future bra. I'm out there and and So then the next time I ran I said, oh man, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go do that new trek again now it was exciting to me and Then next thing, you know, I said, oh, you know what? I'm gonna go two and a half miles I'm doing two and a quarter. I'll do two and a half, bro. You know, I'll burn another quarter of this bad bitch

You know, I'll serve another slice of bad bitch bacon to myself and So next thing, you know, now I'm at two and a half and now I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna see how fast I'm going. I'm gonna keep time for myself make it a little bit of a game Make it a little bit of a challenge or shalosh French challenge and So then that then it adds up and next thing, you know, I'm running and I'm doing three mile three and a half Bra three and a quarter stars Yeah, so anyway, that's been my adventure that's been my experience in my adventure with running and now, you know

I'll go do three and three-quarter miles. I Did it today. I walked the last Three-quarter miles though because I just got it like had like an attitude kind of a little bit of a kind of a not a meltdown but like I just just they had a fucking homeless dude and He was shadowboxing over by the interstate and I jog right by the interstate, bro Because that's who I am some people jog safe areas, bro. Fuck that Dude, I want to be by the interstate. I want to hear a van going by

You know, I want to hear that bitch going right by my ear I want to I want to be able to hear somebody inside a van inside a shitty van I want to hear two kids two fat kids in the back of a shitty van Sipping a Shasta. That's how close I want that van to be You know, I like to be right on the edge Because I run five, you know, I run faster. I feel like if I know that That uh, that the grim reaper kind of has one eye on me You know and I've always been like that, but yeah, so anyway, I like to run out there in this dude

They had a I don't want to say homeless, but this guy was definitely You know covered in dirt and looked like he didn't know where his parents were at and he was probably about 38 so You know, he could have been He could have been No, he couldn't if he yeah, this is a homeless guy Anyway, he's out there shadow boxing and it looked like he had shadow boxed under some real Under some good trainers, you know, it looked like maybe Tony Jeffries or something had you know had trained him at one

Like the guy had some skills. So I had to go even further around and I got pissed and then at one point he threw a glass item at me And so that shit made me I Felt like I needed to be a little bit more on alert So that's when I shut the rundown and just went into a little bit more of defense mode and just kind of kept my eye on the premises In the area while went by Because there's a lot of homeless are stacking up around me It's getting pretty stacky in the

In the vagrancy department out here, but anyway It's ladies night Hey, you get you get in there. There's like some drunk girl and She she's like oh, she's hooking up with the bartender. She won't shut up She's like I'm a summer junior And you're like damn I just want to buy this batch of hot air balloon and fill the tank up with frickin With gasoline and launch that batch, you know out over the ocean and see what God wants to do

Um, but thank you guys. Thank you guys for supporting Me, I hope you're having a good week, you know, I was dealing with some depression. Honestly, man this past weekend So I've been trying to find my way out of that funk, you know, I hate uh, I hate feeling like that And I hate sometimes and I you know, I'm not trying to you know, I just I hate feeling like that man I hate it when I feel that way But I'm learning to be a little less hard on myself and just say, you know, sometimes not every moment is gonna be You know, not every moment is gonna be a mountaintop You know and sometimes you're gonna be you're gonna feel low down and you're gonna feel like this

something like somebody's just like Just like the world just has a shovel in it. It just keeps hitting in the head because you You feel so low in the dirt So Yeah, I've been trying to just get out of some of that and so that's why I try to do a little bit more running You know and just trying to take care of myself Sometimes it's hard for it's hard for me to want to

Take care of myself It's hard man It's hard And I don't even know why sometimes why You know, God gives me so many gifts so many, you know blessings in my life and and And I still don't I still don't want to sometimes I still don't want to sometimes

You know take care of myself, I don't want to do what's best for me. I want to be You know, I Want to be lazier. I want to be You don't want to dance, you know, just not take care of myself Just not do you know, I want to sulk. I want to be Mmm-hmm, what is it called? I want to have self pity, you know, I want to do all of that instead And That's how I know, you know, depression is a real thing and anxiety that kind of stuff. It's it's a that's real stuff

You know, and that's and that is some of that's some of the dark arts And we've been saying that and And I know a lot of people are going through that You know, there's a lot of time that we you know, we're just by ourselves me do my couch if you look at my cow the cut the My couch has one one big-ass cushion, you know, because it calls extra if you want to you want to cut that cushion into three pieces It calls extra if you want it cut You know, that's like when I used to work over there BJ's pizza over there by Claiborne Hill and they say alright

We want that large we want that large meat Because that's what we had large we had meat and non meat those were the two me. Those were our lead pies and They said alright and then for 60 cents extra. We'll cut that bitch up But if you do but if you trying to save money if you cut in corners, then we ain't cutting that pie, baby so But Yeah, you know, anyway, I'm not trying to delve I'm not trying to dwell but yeah, you know my cut my sofa look like mean damn that thing looked like

You ever see a picture of the ocean when they say the ocean if it's empty or what it looks like at the bottom That's how my sofa cushion is starting to look like that thing has been in a damn gang bang with my fat ass And it is It has not been winning so Yeah, just trying to stay motivated and get moving and just get my feet moving and doing the things I know talking to friends and Not isolating You know my when I start feeling depressed man, it's isolation is what I want to do, but it's not what really helps me

And then I and when I feel depressed man, I can't see my blessings I can't see the good things that are out there looking for me Because the Lord threw a lot of chocolates out in my life man, and these bitches are looking for me And I'm not talking about sisters, bro. I'm talking about real, you know, just sweet options You know, there's a lot of if I want to see the good It's always there It's just a matter if I really want to look for it or not or not even if I really want to look for it just if I want to See it for what it is

Anyway, I'm kind of rambling, but I'm just you know, I know some people are probably struggling right now and And I'm trying to be a leader for myself. I was Now it's thing my leadership and and just man sometimes it's hard to be You know, it's a it sucks sometimes when you're when you were responsible for yourself Sometimes that sucks like damn can't You know sometimes I want to wish that we were all lived in some matrix or matriarch Matriarch or something where something was controlling all of us just so it wasn't my responsibility You know, I don't want my life sometimes I don't want my life to be my responsibility

Sometimes And it used to be all the time for me man when I was I was younger, but I said damn I didn't want I didn't want I Didn't want to last thing I wanted to do is be responsible for myself But you know, we do you know, I've just been trying to do the things that are different You know, I've been trying to take action and and be grateful and and do things like that

so That's where we are and that's where we are today and I'm grateful for you guys. We got a lot of nice calls on They came into the hotline nine eight five six six four nine five zero three and And you know, we had you know, I wanted to see about crime out there Because when you know, you know a lot of crime and I almost got hit by a damn You know, uh

A homeless guy slinging glass out there And homeless dude, you don't know what they'll break out whatever that dude, you know what I'm saying? You'll bring a knife to a damn lawnmower fight Or he'll break out a side of a boat and like damn this guy He's got about to beat my ass with a damn You know with a starboard So they could they're playing on a different ball field You know, you'll bring a baseball bat and he'll bring a fucking um

You know, he'll bring two escalator stairs like this guy This dude ain't playing man He's about to beat the up down out of me, bro. This guy's about to beat the damn up down out of me Um We had some calls that came in. I wanted to hear how different places in the world Were dealing with and and and and what your what your corona was like your corona time And so we got some calls that came in here right here. This is Nicole from Malaysia And beautiful place over there

Malaysia and I actually saw a couple of monkeys over there steal a bag of chips from a thick thick urban check and um And they went at least two rounds by you thought it was gonna end there, but You know a big girl don't want to lose that that chip sack gang shit onward Hey, it's Nicole calling from Penang Malaysia Hey Nicole and thank you for calling in from Penang there And Malaysia I don't know I've been to Malaysia actually I just told you that and it's a man It's like the beach went to the beach. That's how

That's how beachy it is and it is it's humid Dude, I remember I took my shirt off and they had two goldfish swimming in my belly button I mean it's that it's humid you'll find a damn starfish come out from under your Onward In one of your recent episodes you said you wanted to hear from more people who live internationally We're still in quarantine over here and we probably will be until the end of Ramadan Which is near the end of May because they're real worried about people having large gatherings for Ramadan Since it's a majority Muslim country shout out Muslims brother

Shout out Slim's baby all day onward Even though we don't have a lot of cases at all we're gonna be in lockdown for a while longer which sucks And I'm a senior in high school so we're all just hoping that they'll ease up on the restrictions And time for us to have graduation because we really don't want to miss that It's crazy here because it's actually illegal to exercise outside So we can't run or walk our dogs or bike outside at all And I got stopped by the police for going on a run by myself So you can't really be outside at all unless you have evidence that you're going to the grocery store

And that's the only time when you can be outside so that kind of sucks Because we're really locked in here Wow Oh thank you Nicole thanks for that message wow I can't believe you guys are really I mean you can't even take a dog Yeah I guess you just have to have a dog just teach a dog to what urinate inside or use a toilet Wow Wow

That's insane but um But that's beautiful I'm glad that You know I'm glad that that's That you know you guys are able to I guess Help the animals like that but Yeah I mean that makes me think at least I can go for a run You know And

Wow you can't exercise You got stopped by the police for just For fitness Dude that reminds me one time I was jogging in the Midwest And I was in a real And that's the real thick belt I don't know if you've been to the Midwest but damn you won't I mean you'll have a thigh you know your thigh will just show up out of nowhere

They got a damn somebody You know you'll see a Some fella got hamstrings with real ham on him Like damn boy That's that salty back that's that salty back strap And I was going for a jog and somebody stopped Some guy's like he pulled over he's like you okay what's happening buddy alright What's going on

I was like calm just He's like what are you running from man you scared of something I was like nah man I'm this fitness buddy I'm doing fitness I'm an adult man But wow we're really putting that in perspective and to be in school And not know if you'll be able to have that graduation experience Wow You know that puts it in the perspective for me for sure

You know we got a lot to be grateful for And I'm sorry I'm sorry that you're dealing with that Your attitude seems really good though Nicole I appreciate you sharing that with me And you know and just sharing a little bit of what's going on over there And then wow yeah if it comes in a religious territory Which I like you know I like there being some religion And you didn't sound negative about it and I appreciate that you know not that you would but You know I like I think it's a good time for people to have faith and

The fact that you know people are gonna say okay not only have I been going through this But that doesn't negate that I'm gonna try and still have my faith You know because if I you know what I'm saying I've been a half I've been one of those kind of half-breed Christians You know where you know you know my faith is always You know I grew up I didn't really have a lot you know I had I was around a lot of it And we would go to church and stuff but in my heart I didn't really know much So that's real special that people are able to have faith and you know that they're not letting that discount

Saying okay well look you know we did the core of it so now we don't have to do You know we don't have to do the fasting we don't have to do this or that That's pretty powerful But thank you thank you for that update from from the Malay the Malay people over there beautiful Alright let's take another call here and this is from Prague right here and this is Sean Hochman Let's go Hoch Hey Theo this is Sean I'm in Prague in the Czech Republic Thank you for calling Sean from Czech Republic

And when I actually visited there they had a man pick pocketed me And this guy was small This guy had the smallest damn hands bro you couldn't even I mean this guy oh no one you could barely fit you know he could put Dude he could almost put both hands and both feet in your pocket and you couldn't feel it Think about that Think about having four appendages in a damn pant pocket And you can't even feel the person in there and that's dark magic right there let's hear more

I wanted to see how things were elsewhere in the world We've been on lockdown for about six weeks now Things are slowly starting to get back to normal as you can see there's a bunch of other people out here on the bridge Still everybody wears their mask outside but people are starting to go back out to the parks Some of the stores are up and back up And I think by the middle of June things might be getting back to being more or less normal Looks like the borders are going to be closed for the rest of the summer But maybe after this is all done you can find another European tour

Glad to see you, bye Gang, thanks Sean Interesting So yeah that sounds pretty similar I think things are starting to loot People are starting to loosen up Make the choice, some people And that's what life is like that, it's just a lot of just Hansel and Gretel That's who we are really, we're curious creatures

Dammit, I'm sorry Sean But I noticed it too, the traffic is getting more in Los Angeles People are doing more things, more thoughts trying to holler More gay dudes even You know out here in LA there's a thing now if you go running If you go running on your feet and without a mask That is a, apparently it's like a pickup thing for men That like other, that like other men

And so it's like the new, remember if you used to put your foot out under the bathroom Stalwall in Minnesota or whatever You know you used to drop that boot over there and that other dudes little shitter And then bam, next thing you know, y'all playing freaking hide that Rodney But what was I was talking about But what I'm telling you is, or what I'm sharing right now is just that Yeah people are going to make their own choices And so I understand when some people are like we need to liberate

We need to, you know, I was talking to my brother-in-law or something I think it might be second cousins or not second cousins but I don't know, somebody fucked somebody honestly And that's how we're, you know, cousin-in-law And he was saying well, like you have counties in Texas where they had four cases of it So what do those people do? Like they, you know, how do they get back to work? How do they, they can't start their universe back up? So it's tricky man, it's tricky to see but I think humans, you know

We're going to have our own sense at a certain point of when's okay to venture back out And to get things popping and, you know, feel the world And know if it's safe And know if it's safe for us and what our level, what's safe for me? You know, I'm risky, you know, I'm that risky biscuit You know what I'm saying? You could put jam on me, bro You could put pepper, you could put down rubber cement on my back You know what I'm saying? I'm still a snack dog

So, gang shit, you feel me? But thank you for sharing this beautiful And both of these call, these last two callers were from on video If you're watching on YouTube, you can see these people's beautiful faces And Sean is from right here on a famous bridge right there in Prague Let me see, famous bridge in Prague And that bridge is called the Charles Bridge, named after a white So beautiful man, thank you brother Thanks for calling in and be safe over there

And yeah, it's definitely, it's like people's idea of what's safe is different People's idea of what's safe is different I did read that there are now 50,000 deaths in the U.S. from COVID-19, coronavirus and you, and every year the pneumonia gets that many people as well Every year, pneumonia does And I really believe that if we didn't have, if 20 years ago this happened I don't think you would have heard anything about it I really don't, I don't think you would have heard anything about it

I think it would have just been like, oh this year is a strong flu season We have a flu that's lasted late And that's, I think that that's where it kind of would have landed But now you have the 24 hour news cycle, so you got to fill that news bank You have to do it There used to be two hours of news There was morning news and there was evening news And then they would do a late evening

In case you was by over, you know, you had a little side piece over and y'all wanted to do, you know, look at something Before y'all went over there and touched each other's bodies or something or split a steak or something But, but now it's 24 So, so they used to be able to pack the whole news into those three hours And some of the stories would double over Now there's 21 more hours of news So they got to fill that with something And that's where I think hysteria really began where the news is like, okay, what can we do?

And then at a certain point what's selling for us? What's keeping people hooked on the screen? So I really believe that and I really believe that if we didn't have the 24 hour news cycle that we wouldn't That this would just be kind of a strong flu season that it came and gone Now I know that this is stronger This has a, this thing has a higher kill rate Than other, than other flues But, but I just think that's what it would have been

But hey, what do I know, right? And I might be wrong also So really good chance of that Let's take one more video call that came in and this is a gentleman from Dubai right here Uh, gang What's up, Theo? This is Hunter checking in from Dubai United Arab Emirates, gang gang What's up, Hunter? Thank you for checking in, brother

From Dubai, onward I'm an American but I live here full time now I just wanted to give you some insight on what's going down in this country It's pretty strict right now We have handled it well and it's been kind of contained to one busier area, the city And everywhere else is doing pretty good But you have to apply for a permit anytime you go outside Anytime and now they've restricted it's where you can only leave and go places every three days

So we're kind of just huddled up, hunkered down But shout out to companies like Karim and Zomato That's like our version of Postmates They're delivering food still Other than that, Dubai's an interesting It's definitely still kind of a third world country scenario But pre-COVID it was very almost over-employed There's virtually no unemployment, no homelessness

To that though, there is a dark side, these guys from Karachi, Pakistan, Dhaka, Bangladesh And various places like that, they're not getting paid well And it's rough living scenarios And because of this, now they're just not working at all So there's actually been a spike in homelessness and people who are stranded And the airports are closed so they can't get back to their home country So that is a sad thing to see But other than that, we're holding it down

Thanks for everything you do Gang, gang, there is Gang, bro Thank you, Hunter, for that message, man And that's information as well That's a message Wow, yeah, you don't think of that You know, I mean it's, I mean, you do think of it

Maybe you do That the whole, you know, it's in every place it's going on And I'm not trying to, this isn't like a I'm not trying to make this be a downer thing I'm trying to just share what it's like from around the globe You know You know, I'm not trying to make us feel bad about anything I'm not trying to feel bad about it

You know, this is what life is Life is, I mean, think about what life has been for some people Think about, some man was born, imagine this Some man was born somewhere in a forest maybe Or, you know, in like a, like a Like a thick, thick, thick forest And he don't know anything and he, you know, he grows up And he doesn't, his parents don't have much money or whatever

And he just says he does woodworking, he does basic stuff And then he, you know, one day he sees maybe like You know, he sees like a beautiful bird or something Maybe a robin, like a red robin, a red-breasted robin And that's like his, the best part of his life And then he dies and his family dies And that's his life His life, that one thing, when he saw that robin

It was everything for him, that was his, you know, having a family That was his prom, that was his, you know, getting married That was his, that was the, that was it That was his, his life And that's a life, that's a, that's a beautiful life That's in its own place, the robin man But it's different when you get, you know, we're used to like Fancy your lives, getting to do this and getting to do that

And now some of that has just been adjusted But thank you for that information from there from Dubai And what it's like and that, wow, being stranded, I would hate that That would be tough, man, because people are going to do what they're going to do at a certain point People want to buck Little, little Charlie going to buck, little Assad going to buck Little Yeham over here Or Chin, you know, little Chin strap or whatever your boy's name is, Viet

People going to get buck, dawg Somebody's going to fucking hum a glass bottle at a jogger You know what I'm saying, people are going to start to bend a little And see what they can do You know, also, I wanted to know if there was, if law enforcement, how they were dealing with some of the If there was a spike in crime or what like that And we had a, well, we had two officers that called I want to get one right here

Listen to this VM right here Okay, here we go Let's get the fuzz on the line here What's up, Theo? My name's Isaiah, man You said in the officers of the law, call in with your statements about the domestics right now Raising out just because of the COVID and everything going on Thank you, Isaiah Thanks for your service and thanks for calling in, brother

Let's hear more And yeah, man, it's been, it's been crazy out here, dude I mean, I think in the month of March alone, domestics where I'm from have doubled I'm in the Dayton, Ohio area Gang shit, Dayton, baby Them flyers, huh? What about your boy Troutman? I think he just got drafted by the New Orleans Saints Boing, you know it

Mm-hmm And also if you've never been to the United Air Force Museum, I think it's called in Dayton I would go out on a limb to call it probably one of the top six museums in America One of the top six American museums or museos Which is Spanish Let's hear more, sir So we had a domestic a couple weeks back Homeboy sneaking out a fire escape, dude, he gets down this fire escape

Getting out and he fucking realizes there's no ladder to take him from here to there to the ground So he's just stuck up there, you know, shirtless He's got his shorts on, he's like, fuck, man We're standing in the alley like, hey, man, you gotta know where to go So, you know, that's just a little glimpse of what it's like, but I appreciate you, man Keep it up, keep up the good work Take care Thank you, sir, I appreciate the call, yeah

And that's real, I mean, a lot of men stranded on the fire escape, aren't they? I mean, that's just a euphemit I mean, that guy should run for mayor of my damn heart Because that is just, that should be our national bird A shirtless man on a fire escape with nowhere to go I mean, name a better one Didn't think you could That shit, I mean, yeah

And two officers down there like, look, buddy Look, then jump Then jump, buccaroni, okay? Jump, if you survive, dude, I'll take you over there to Bucca de Bepa down there You know, down by the south side, down by the Dane Water And we'll buy you a frickin' pepperoni bread Hmm, but yeah, that's really... Oh, that's how I feel, though, a lot of times

I feel shirtless, and I feel like I'm just on the fire escape of my own life Praise God, brother Thank you for that, sir, and you guys stay safe out there But yeah, the mess is going up The mess is going up on a Sunday You know, that shit's getting hot You know, it's getting hot in the house A lot of spouses saying, hey, honey, will you turn the AC on?

It is on, okay? It is on Ronald It's Lady's night It is on It is on, Jack The AC is on Oh, really? Dang, because it's hot in here It sure is

That's because we got 200 degrees of your bullshit And a lot of these thotty-ass ladies out there, too Being sneaky and being a little snack of dactyls You know, and texting different men and stuff like this And Facebook and they college heroes and shit I'm telling you, man, these domestics, it's because you can't put If you put too much fire in a furnace, bruh, something's going to get cooked Mmm

And hey, look, I hate to say it, but we might end up with a few beautiful episodes of Dateline out of all of this And I don't want people to die, but I do want more Dateline And you just, you know, you gotta wonder how that'll all work out Alright, let's hit the hotline here, 985-664-9503 And if you've been having a relationship, if you think, you know, if you guys have come to a conclusion That divorces the deal now for you And you think it's because of the disease, brother, that's in the air or in the nothing or whatever in the water Then hit us up and let us know 985-664-9503

Here's a call that came in right here Mr. Theo Vaughn, this is Doug from Florida Oh, what's up, Doug? And you know, one of my early friends, man, probably maybe one of my first human friends This beautiful boy named Doug Huval And he had, I mean, this boy was just chiseled His head was real chiseled, like his head had been working out Like his head got up early before he even woke up and went to the damn gym

And then came and got back on his neck for breakfast, you know, kind of that kind of boy And I met him in first grade and he stuttered, he had a stutter Something had happened to him, been hit by something or, you know, had that fucking giddy, that little hitch in his giddy And he had that, you know, just something, boy Like the Lord had just hit him in the damn neck with a one by two, you know Nothing heavy but hardy enough to fucking really sting, you know But his name was Doug. Onward? Florida, it's a great place to get baptized and also fall into Satanism

Oh yeah, Florida's a great place, man, if you like pyramid schemes and if you hope one of your, if you don't mind one of your kids Maybe getting kind of, you know, reached that by an adult a little But they also got bush gardens So you can't win them all, baby, but yeah, a little bit of Satanism, bruh Gang, brother, onward, brother Anyway, man, just like a random coronavirus thought, man Dude, I miss shaking people's hands, man I'm a handshaker

I'm just a gentleman and I want to walk up to another gentleman and shake that motherfucker's hand enthusiastically What do you think of a world without handshaking, dude? There's been talk of the Japanese bow I think I'm going to go with the military salute Anyway, man, what's the future looking like, dude? Gang, gang Gang, Doug Thank you, man, that's a good question. What does it look like?

What does the future look like? You know, who's going to be doing what? You know, what's it going to look like? I've seen a guy the other day who had a Halloween mask on He's over there looking like, damn, you know, Pokemon, and he's picking avocados out It's unique, man, it's a... Yeah, handshake, do I want it? I like it You know, I like it, we had a guy calling in the past, Drippy, Mitz, McGillicuddy, this beautiful fella, this dude, I think his name might have been Steven, maybe?

I don't know, I don't have the notes in front of me and beautiful young man And he had those slippery fronts on his paws You know, he had the thing, you couldn't even shake his hand because it would just slip in and out of you It would slip in and out of your grip like a damn eel Like an eel eating freaking jelly or jam And eat all You know, so handshake and the fist bump had kind of taken over a little It's human touch

Human touch It's disappearing, man It's been disappearance You know, you're trying to hug somebody like you a dang You know, it's like a second degree assault in LA, you hug somebody They call it love assault, this place Over here in Hollywood What do I want for the future? I like the bow, I do think the bow is pretty cool

It's very kind of nouveau, artsy You know, it's a little bit of like kind of little bit of okay, okay You know, a little bit of honor, a little bit of, it's a lot of trust too with the bow Because you're taking your eyes off of your opponent for a second when you look down, you know The handshake look in the eyes, the fist bump Yeah, it's the future What do you guys think the future looks like? Do you think there's going to be some things in the future that you're thinking of that could disappear or that could be, you know, that won't happen anymore?

I personally think that we'll just be taking people's temperatures at places You know, I think that that's not a bad idea You know, if somebody brings their little kid, little frickin, you know, Dylan or whatever his name is Little dar, little darler or whatever, little frickin, you know, little frickin, you know Little Ethan, little sneaky ass Ethan, bruh And this the kind of kid he'll pick his nose with all nine fingers, bruh You know what I'm saying? He'll pick his nose till he pulls one of his eyes out of it This little frickin B-hole

And he goes to the slip and slide or whatever To the kids gym, gym baree or whatever In that place there was about a highway for six dollars They let your kid bounce around on a fishing net with a couple of damn beach balls on it or something, you know But they had, what the hell am I talking about? I don't know, man But a lot of places now they take the kid's temperature In a lot of countries they take a temperature when you go somewhere Oh, this kid's dirty, get him out of here, this kid hot

Get that little hot, get his hot ass out of here, little Heath Oh, that's a little hot Heath, you know what I'm saying? Here Here's a little sack of ice or something, put it in his pockets and fucking get his little ass out of here So I think you will see some stuff like that, what do you guys think you're going to see? 985-664-9503 Here's a call that came in right here, that stimulus check, this man Yo, CO, this is Ben from Baltimore What a Ben from Baltimore

And Baltimore, they got a lot of people on that methadone They got people smoking methadone over there So they got a lot of, a lot of crispy wiggas out there, dog, on that methadone Bro, gang shit, onward I'm on my way to work this morning now During this whole time, I'm, like, I manage a grocery store and stuff While I'm going to school and everything So I've been working this whole time

And I want to get your thoughts on stuff This whole time, I thought the stimulus check shit was a big hoax Like, I thought it was, like, once in a million dollars, shit Like a government started internet being to try to get the best society to, like, panicking And kind of calm down so that they're working and stuff And then one day, I'm, like, explaining this to everybody I'm like, dude, this is fake, no one's giving a fucking stimulus check One day I wake up, I got a fucking stimulus check

So my thing is, though, is this just Trump preying on my generation and younger generations Who don't think about the future and are very impulsive Giving them massive amounts of money that they're going to spend immediately and not think about it Man You know, I think at some point You just got to be grateful You know, you can't think everything is a conspiracy And look, I appreciate your call, man, I appreciate the call, it's a good, you know

There's a lot of things these days that makes you wonder A lot of things make us wonder You know, is this real? What's going on here? What's really going on? Is there a bigger thing that I can't see here? I love that I love thinking that way But I don't want to think it to a level where I don't see the blessings that are around me You know, you got $1,200, you got whatever it was, $600 to, you know You got to check

You have a government that gave you money Maybe say, hey, that's awesome I'm lucky to be in this country where we are able to do that You know, everybody didn't get it So you're really, you're fortunate right there You know, I notice in my own neighborhood they have There's a gym that's near me and our community center And they have campers outside all the homeless people

Or a lot of them that were mentally able to not live like in the rain or in the park They put them in campers, they came and put them all in campers That's pretty incredible To live in a country, to live in a place where that's something that's done You know, I get mad, you know, like I try to support our government no matter who they are You know, because I live pretty comfortably You know, I live pretty comfortably, I live in a place that has roads You know, I live in a place where there's clean water, clean enough that's coming out of my faucet

You know, I live in a place where If I'm struggling so much, there's someone close to me, probably a neighbor that could help You know, I live in a place where there's entertainment usually I live in a place where I can thank, I live in a place where I can still go to the grocery You know, I was talking to a friend of mine from Russia the other day She told me that her parents, you have to apply to go into the city every time you go in Then whenever you get there, you can only go do the things you had said you were going to do You know, the gentleman that called from Dubai, you have to, you know, I think he said you had to fill out a form or something

If you want to go a certain place, you can only go to the market Man, there's a lot, you know, it's, so maybe just say hey You know, yes, the earth is flat, but this stimulus check ain't boy So I wouldn't think, you know, I don't know if, I mean, yeah, look into it But don't look too far into it where you don't recognize that you were, that we're pretty fortunate You know, we're pretty fortunate, man You know, we just have so many blessings, man We have so many blessings I feel like

And gang, bro Alright, let's take another call here What else has been going on? Nothing, it's ladies night Damn, it's ladies night, man No, it's, dude, it was never ladies night, man Oh, dude, when I think back to some of them, dude I have hooked up with some real hardy, hardy

Sevens, man, and eights probably I say eight usually because if a woman, as long as a woman will brush her teeth All of her teeth, too Some ladies, some lazy ass ladies just brush the tops Oh, no, miss That's why God gave you all the teeth, you gotta wash them all And I remember when I was young, my mother, we had a toothbrush And she wrote on it, do all of them

Because you know how I get lazy, I only want to brush the tops And then chompers I don't want to fucking hit that support staff at the bottom So What's something I was going to talk to you about That's been going on Oh, I started doing piano practicing So I'm pretty excited about that

I've been doing Duolingo Yo entiendo más español I am understanding more Spanish I've been doing Duolingo, man Duolingo is cool if you haven't ever seen it We don't work for them or they don't work for us But I really like it Um

What else? I was thinking about going home I was thinking about taking a trip home, see some family Let's take a call right here, here we go Uh, hey Theo, this is Hunter from up here in northern British Columbia Ooh, British Columbia, dude Thank you for calling there from the UK, my man gang, brother I was just listening to your 17th episode of your podcast this past weekend

And you said something about wanting to bring the father to the family that you were emancipated to To the masters because he was obsessed with golf I don't know if that made sense But you wanted to take this man to the masters And he was the father of a family that you apparently lived with for a little while And you're younger, but I was curious if you did that Or if you're still planning on doing that And uh, I just wanted to let you know that you helped a lot of people

Including myself, we love you and we're proud of you, man Oh, thanks man Thanks for the nice words, man I love you too, brother Gang dog Yeah, actually, one thing that You know, I didn't get to take, we made the plan this year to take my stepdad to the masters When I was 14, I went to live with a friend of mine's family

And they had, you know, they had opened their doors to me and so I went and lived over there and And it was fun, man, they didn't have any pets, but they had some other children and we really You know, it was just more of a safe and it was more of an environment where there was more It was just more emotionally comfortable than the one I was in I just couldn't survive, I couldn't mentally survive in my own house anymore And I don't know if that really was to anyone's fault, I think it was just what my path was going to be And you know, when I was gifted with enough, you know, just I got, you know, there were people that cared enough And they invited me to live with them and we had fun

And the man has always been a good role model for me and his name is Rhett And he is an adult and he loved golf and so for years I wanted to take him to the masters And you know, I had a good year last year work wise and so I got us a trip, we were going to go Last week, we were going to go to the masters and we had a nice Airbnb and we were all square And this virus hit, so, you know, I just hope that he's, you know, and he'd started walking around the neighborhood more and just getting ready to go And I'm glad, you know, for sometimes I think, oh man, you know, I don't know if I want to spend this money or I don't want to But then once I had made the decision to, man, it was, I was so excited And it was fun, just went on Airbnb and looking at places and asking friends and, you know, when people wanted to help

They wanted to let me know what's a good place to stay in a good area and we were going to have some fun But that's not going to happen this year, but when they, hopefully when they reposted up the golf tournament then we'll be able to go So thank you for asking, that was sweet of you Yeah man, when I think about so many, about the people in my life that have cared about me, man A lot, a lot of people I think that's one, you know, sometimes it's like, man, why, you know, why I sometimes can't find the Why I can't care about myself sometimes, it just blows my mind You know, just why it's so like, man, why is it, why is it just so hard to care about yourself?

It's just, it's just hard, it's just sometimes, it's just hard, man But a thing that does help though is thinking about other people caring about me When you think about the people that have cared about you, think about it Think of somebody who used to give you a ride or somewhere you needed, you know Somebody who let you, who let you borrow their car, somebody who let you borrow maybe a couple, you know Cuts a melon or a little bit of money You know, maybe somebody that used to write you letters when you moved away or somebody that That called you to tell you that they loved you even, you know, even though you had done something maybe wrong

To a mutual friend of y'all's You know, maybe somebody who, maybe you put Nair in their shampoo, you know, 20 years ago And maybe they still want to bang you every now and then I mean, it just, you know, there's a lot of love to be given out there And a lot of it, I get, I've been given a lot in my days, man So yeah, thank you for asking about that because just even you asking about that just made me realize how much That even in times when I didn't know how much I cared about myself, how much other people cared about me Man, that's pretty powerful, huh?

That's pretty powerful to think That love is such a weapon, man, it's such a beauty, it's such a, such a, just such a damn You know, you bring enough love to a life fight and you can win every time You know, it's easy to get the other way though, it's so easy to get the other way It's so easy to just get on that downhill But, gang, bro You know, the other day I get a FaceTime video call from my friend, a good friend of mine, Scott Patrick is his name also, he has two names, that's his legal name

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What's up, Theo? You beautiful bastard This is Tim out of Indianapolis, Indiana What's up, Tim? Over there in Indianapolis And uh I saw somebody, a group of white males hit a damn uh Hit another thick or white male on a dang uh bird scooter of it here Or a lime Onward

I uh just looked into the fog man And heard you say that love is forgiveness And uh this really struck me man It's like how true that really is I've been with my wife now for almost 11 years We got married for uh almost 3, 3 and a half I think Uh but there's a moral of the story being man Without forgiveness we would never have made it this long

You know she's definitely forgiven me for some of my stupid shit I have definitely forgiven her for some of hers as well Uh we both went through a opiate addiction We've both been clean for over 6 years Bruh, amen Doug, onward Which is kind of unique, you don't find a lot of couples That actually make it through uh the bout of addiction And then get clean and come out the other side and still be together

So uh she is definitely my other half man And uh without forgiveness, Bruh would never work Peace, love, gang gang Gang Tim man, thank you, thank you for that call Yeah man it's really uh You know when I think back to that family Tim that took me in Then a dude I was there for a week and I was doing donuts I had these two beautiful lesbians that lived next door across the street

You know one of them was a I think one of them was a librarian or a ledge librarian And the other one was just um was a lesbian And or you know just a lesbian I think unemployed lesbian but Um you know and you know I'm doing donuts in her damn yard And an 84 Ford Escort dude with one of the windows that had been broken out with by a damn handgun And yeah and this family I just moved in with them and they forgave me for that You know the first night I moved in with the family that I lived with in high school I'm smoking weed in the bedroom

This is the first time I've had a bedroom on my own boy So I'm living it up dude you know what I'm saying Bruh I'm fucking living life I put on some camouflage dude I fucking put on a little bit of cologne and I'm smoking weed Doing what I do You know uh celebrating And uh And yeah and uh their other their son their you know

Their genital son or whatever it's called He comes he knocks on the door and he's like dude what the fuck are you doing in here I said man nothing I lied to him I said nothing Mewaters weed smoke everywhere you know and I'm dressed like fucking Rambo Like some kind of damn dope Rambo Um and he's like dude don't be doing that shit man you can't be doing that shit And he could have got me thrown down I mean I just just moved in Just create you know but when I think back to all the things in my life that people have forgiven me for

It's crazy isn't it All the things that people still loved me Even though uh Was greedy or I was selfish or I was just a human You know But that's a beautiful story man and um And thank you for sharing that with us and thank you for You know I think being a pillar of just a reminder for people that if they're struggling with addiction that

You know that If they're struggling with addiction or marriage that they could do both They could really beat both so Amen bro Gang man um What else we got here dude What what what have I been doing dude been on Facebook a little man Facebook It's it's a lot of people now just DJing in their basement

If you don't notice this everybody's a DJ now I see Gerald or whatever you know snitch and Ricky or whatever I snitch Or whatever you know what I'm saying emcee fucking cripple and a dude have no leg but he got to Um you know turn table so he can he can move music but he can't move And it's everybody you got a kid he's fucking doing a little bit he'll be turning in a little bit of Ariana Grande And into some uh into some death leopard he'll be crossing some tracks and then beat his son at the same You know the kid will come down dad I need some milk You want some milk bro here you go bro

Get that milky hand bro get 2% of that hand son gang shit So a lot of kids are really I mean think about that child that memory as a child All you remember is you couldn't go outside they had disease allegedly outside And your dad's a DJing in the basement for his high school friends So it's shit shit's happening we had another officer of the law that called in let's get that call here Hey CEO this is Kyle I'm St. Louis, Missouri What's up Kyle out of St. Louis and St. Louis is famous for the arch and also for This comedian is up and coming comedian Chris Dali actually he's canceled there

Doing a show there let's hear more In my garage gym doing some prison yard workout Listing nothing trying not to get too fast Yeah yeah yeah that prison yard workout that's nice to do by yourself And not if you do an actual prison where after the workout you got to watch some guy bust out Or you know what I'm saying you got to at least stand there and look excited while somebody jacks off So you don't get you know abused or sexually abused Gang brown work

And you have to be opposed to the question of law enforcement if the message violence is up My girlfriend she happens to be a police officer and she's heard the numbers up 25 to 35% in her jurisdiction Pretty crazy stuff I think people need to get out Get away from each other she may kill me too I hope not As we both love the show keep up the great work be careful be safe gang gang Gang bra and thank you to your beautiful lady for her service Wow dog Yeah that's the thing you got to get out go drive take a drive take a bike

Get a two-seater bike and cut the back off of that bitch and do a one-seater You know get in a wheelbarrow dog on a downhill go be by yourself You know what I'm saying live you got to take some time play hide and go seek have your wife go count and you Drive out of town and get a motel somewhere I mean that's easy you have to just you know it has to be You know you you got to separate from each other Especially if you have a weapon if you have a weapon buried a weapon give it to your friend Barry give it to your friend Barry the original Barry in the weapon don't fucking don't you know

You don't want to put a gun in the dirt man you want to but you know have it somewhere else where you can't use it If you want to shoot a spouse you have to do it do a handgun do you know make a little gun with your hand Or draw a gun and throw it at him you know draw it on a little sheet of something legal pad But thank you for calling man I like that getting a prison workout getting it done on your own You know it's interesting I find that I have to like I'm wondering like who I am is really coming into Question a lot with me during this virus who I am You know am I just am I only a guy who just isn't going to you know how much am I willing to take care of myself How much man is in me

You know how much you know can I be a leader for myself I mean that's really scary to admit sometimes and sometimes when I'm in my depression I won't that's when I don't want to be a leader for myself You know I wish somebody else had the controls and that they were It's just and it's such a lazy thing depression is also such a there's a lazy edge to some of it There's a self pity edge to some of it I find for myself I'm not talking about everybody this is for me But I was asking myself actually today what kind of leader do I want to be Even if I you know if I'm just because the only person I'm really leading is me You know I don't have a family you know yet and I don't have an animal you know I have animals that I see sometimes but that

I don't have like a day to day animal but But I'm like what kind of lead what kind of leader am I to myself What kind of like leader am I to myself what kind of leader and then if within if I did have a family With my friends with the people I work with and work and that work in our in our team here like what kind of leader am I You know and do I have what it like how can I you know it just You know and to feel empowered to say I want you know I want to lead I want to lead myself to be better Because then sometimes it separates me from myself because sometimes I may not feel good you know I don't want to go for a run I don't want I did not want to go for a run but then but then sometimes I can be a lead I can say

Hey man you can go for a run you know I'll be the leader of us I'm not just going to let my feelings Because my feelings sometimes are me and But my choices are almost this other me and and they And they my choices don't really have a lot of feelings sometimes they can just They can just do what's best for me So even if I don't feel like it I can go to my choices and say okay I know you don't feel good man But let me be a leader for you right now and let me maybe just sounds like I have split personality disorder I don't know I don't know what I'm talking about but

But it's just been interesting because I feel like this is a time where a lot of us are you know by ourselves or a lot of us are You know things are more still in some ways And so I'm sure a lot of people were wondering well who am I right now to my family how how am I able to manage my own Vibe and my own tribe and and and keep things together And I just want to let you know you can do it if you struggle and wonder if you can be a good leader for yourself and for others that you can you can do it You know you can And and and even if you haven't been in the past that's okay every day is a new opportunity That's the beautiful thing about days man

Isn't that isn't that amazing Isn't that amazing that That today doesn't remember yesterday like the actual day What if the sun rose and the first thing it did was say hey motherfucker Remember what you did on Toad's Day But it doesn't do that man The sun just rises and says hey man I'm I'm here for you You know and I don't know I don't remember anything

You're like damn do you have amnesia sun and the sun is like I don't know I don't know if I do I'm just gonna be in the air for a little while and then I'll be gone man But I'll see you tomorrow Anyway I'm rambling What else let's get another caller came in they came in here a call is 985-664-9503 Hey this is Austin from Lynchburg Virginia What's up Austin and it's a real sugary gentleman over here calling there from Lynchburg And Lynchburg Virginia that's where they make that Lynchburg a little lemonade I think

I love your show man thank you for doing it for us You're welcome man thank you for calling and being a part of this world gang So here's the deal I've been in college for nine years man Oh dang bro amen boy you might have got caught up on a little bit of that DUST you feel me son And I've been there I remember I bought a couple damn grams one time first time ever That I purchased some a little bit of dust you feel me a little bit of that upper And the man said he said it was a performance enhancing drug man So I did a couple of straight bumps of that and fucking ran about eight miles over there

Near the railroad tracks over there near Baton Rouge Louisiana over there off Perkins Gang shit onward Three different schools honestly and I've been through some shit trying to graduate Yes yes yes brother but it's only you there now onward Well I'm finally graduating this May it's my year and they canceled my graduation And I had invited all my friends and family So I guess my question is this and Mike Pompeo was scheduled to speak but Since it's canceled can you do my commencement speech

I would love to hear what you have to say you give me some guidance so you can help me out man I'd appreciate it gang gang Alright bro let me think so commencement this is the final ceremony speech I'll try it Alright everyone good to be here today and it's a beautiful day for everybody here And I'm glad that everyone here showed up even though it took some of you guys nine years to graduate That's absolutely unbelievable but also awesome because imagine being in college Now imagine staying in college for a lot longer than you did Respect

Look I'll tell you this bro the world is what it is man that thing's a shape shifter You know it's a dog it's a dolphin it's a dartboard And so all you can control is you And I know you're gonna get out there and some of you guys are gonna do drugs Some of you guys are gonna be gainfully employed Some of you guys are gonna probably somebody in here is gonna statistically speaking Somebody in here is gonna probably hit somebody with a vehicle and leave the scene And get away with it

Somebody in here will be a murderer But no matter what you do I think that I hope you feel something I hope you put I hope you find time in your life for other people And I hope that you realize that life is, yeah it's your life But a lot of people care about it not just you And so with that in your mind and in your heart I hope that you can Treat your life as if it's something nice that somebody you care about let you borrow

Because in a little bit of a way it's kind of what it is somewhat You know when people care about you you have some responsibility To care about yourself And I believe in you guys and I believe you guys can do it dude Go Acorns or whatever the school spirit is man Gang shit bro good luck out there dog and I love you man I'm glad you finally graduated And look there's always opportunities for a party down the line You can always do that later

What else I think I think we you know I think we came to a good end here I think we could finish up right here I you know I'm thinking about dude one thing Oh I'll tell you this I was thinking the other day when I was growing up dude A lot of times at school we had this kid named Small Allen that went to our school And he was small man he was I mean you know imagine somebody Now just imagine him being just real small and that was him bro That was him dude you didn't I mean he was just so tiny bro So tiny his little elbows were tiny

Sometimes he would use his elbows to do a uh to knead a bread or something He would have to do that to knead a dough If you wanted to knead a dough he had to use his elbows to get enough pressure on it And sometimes even a foot as well he was so tiny bro tiny tiny And he had a he had a he was a little he was a little nasty bro You know he came from his daddy was nasty and so he was also nasty He was like nasty junior in his in his DNA And he would do this thing at school he would go in the bathroom and turn the toilets

They had some nice whole school toilets in there Not even ceramic I think concrete or even pewter nice something quality And he would cut he would turn the toilets the plumbing off on them And if kids had gone in the restroom and done number two This is a little vulgar and I'm sorry to tell it but if they'd done a number two You know a duty bro a body duty He would then go in the toilets wouldn't flush he had this big he had like this kind of I don't want to say fetish because we were children

But he had this kind of dirty desire to he would go duty on top of it You know what I'm saying? Like he like he was the kind of person you ever walk into a bathroom stall And if somebody's already done a number two in there somebody did a strong number two Or even a weak number two and I'm like oh man I'll go to a different one I don't even flush it some people use their foot to flush it that's insane I'm not flushing your duty with my foot bro like it's ancient Rome or something But what he would do what small would do is he would go get in the stall

And then duty on top of someone else's duty That's like I don't know how that like I don't know what the psyche behind that is But just the level of and I remember even when I come out of the restroom He'd ask me if I flushed you know I'd be like dang dude what get leave me alone You sick little bastard bro and then he'd fucking run up your leg or something You know he was just small and this guy was he wouldn't run up your leg But he could have if he started he got a good you know maybe a 40 foot start And if you kind of put like a if you you know put a wedge or something at the edge of your

At the intersection of the ground in your legs like a curve or something a little bit of a I don't know what that's called But um but yeah that's crazy dude just to think that and just But I'm saying we're all different people man you know some people just go urinating the bathroom and do that And some people go in the bathroom and they see that someone else is already number two to toilet And they go and make it a four bro and that's that's the dark arts brother If you wonder what the dark arts are and stop wondering If if you have a piece of paper and somebody gave you a test and says what are the dark arts That's that's it man that's it

Let's take this call we'll do one more man Gang I got a job today I got hired Gang baby you heard that it's tough times right now It's tough times right now people losing their job and getting furloughed and unloaded And we got a man right here a caller saying he got an opportunity brother gang man Um it's like a town that's 50 miles over and I'm not driving lately so I biked about 60 miles Okay that's 60 mile biker dude you showing up gang shit baby

Just for the sign holding job and he hired me he said he wants me to come help in the tire shop too So it's turning into like a job job I know a lot of people are struggling right now and I just wanted to tell someone the good news and I'm dehydrated as hell I'm in the south I biked far and but um it's pretty pretty decent neighborhood and we'll see what happens It's not really my experience in the tire shop more and more into doing like construction and scale trades and stuff Oh yeah wall skills and everything piping onward I'll take what I can get right now and so I hope you're doing good Oh man that's awesome

That's awesome man and I'm gonna be happy for your opportunity that's what I'm gonna do You know uh thank you for sharing that with us man and I wish you the best of luck with that new job You get in there dog and you'll be the best signed tire guy you do whatever You do whatever you gotta do man You know we all have a lot of blessing and I know a lot of people out there are struggling And I know a lot of people are worried about where their next work is gonna come from and their next check and Uh And um

And I know that you know at times when we are poor in Our Fiscal outlook That it's really hard not to let that affect How we look at ourselves or the energy Or the love or the compassion and stuff that we you know how rich we are inside of ourselves you know Um But

You know I just You know I just you know I hope that everyone just does what they can to keep the Keep the wealth Up in their attitude and in their Compassion and in their grace for others Um You know because that's something that we can control And I know it's hard and I'm not saying

That I know anybody's plight or I know what people's struggles are like Uh But I do know That On days when I've had money in my bank and days when I've had none Uh That I'd trade both of those away To be

To have had a full spirit You know and really to just have had you know to Man when you when your heart is full and you're recognizing the things around you that are That are keeping you up um Man there's They'll matter I'm not looking at my bank statement then You know Um

So I don't know what I'm saying I just hope everybody finds as much gratitude as they can right now And even if the society that we live in And our financial levels aren't exactly what we want and we don't know what our outlook is Uh we don't know that we keep the levels that we can control As high as we can You know and I think we do that by thinking of others by caring about others And by trying to stay in some gratitude and I'm not telling anybody what to do I'm telling myself what to do as well

Um You know I want to be a good leader I want to be a good leader for myself Uh And I think I can and I think there's a lot of bright I think there's a lot of bright stuff on the horizon And I you know um And I love you you know whoever you are And a lot of people do And a lot of people have

And you whatever if you're struggling with something man you'll get through it You know Uh thank you there's a lot a lot of amazing people calling on this show and making this show awesome And people calling from around the world Thank you You know I'm so uh You know I'm so fortunate to be able to be part of a nice group like this You know when I think about even just all the places I went the different cities and

Just around the frickin world man people came out and uh And just showed me love man Shit was Um You know and I got so rattled over the past year it's just been so hard for me to connect with myself Or just even know what was going on But You know I'm happy today to

I'm just happy to be here and have memories of People that care about me And a lot of those people are a lot of people that listen to this and And some in really close ways in my life and others in In And not as close ways but still very important And yeah let's see what we can do huh and let's see what we can do together Amen bro gang shit

Um sorry about the profanity sometimes it happens you know it's that kind of night And you know what I'll be honest with you bro I'm about to go give me a dang cheeseburger dog From McDaniels dog I'm about to get Oh and here's what you don't know about McDaniels is if you go in there tell them you want a double hamburger And they have it behind the counter they have them They don't have them on the sign you won't see a picture of them Maybe you'll see somebody secretly did a drawing or something that's the best you could get But you order that double HB

From your boy frickin Ronnie Magnet And they gonna serve that sucker to you son So that's a little treat for you Um I hope whatever you're doing that you're finding the energy to make it as fun as possible for you and for the loved ones around you Uh You know um I don't know I guess I just know a lot of people are struggling I know a lot of people are worried and a lot of people And uh

And um And yeah I don't know I guess I just wish there was more that I could do to help And I know a lot of people feel that way So just know whoever you are that people care about you Just know that And that they always have too I bet Or I hope Uh you guys be good to yourselves we're gonna leave out today on this is a song by this man

Evan Bartels and You know he Uh He made a song years ago Uh the devil god in me Which I love so much man And he I believe he's out in Nebraska he lives in Nashville now and Um man his album he has this EP promised land

That if you want to support something that's something to go support and we'll put the link right below You can go buy it and it's five songs and this is one that I just absolutely love Um It is called A thousand times You guys be good to yourselves man And I'm gonna try to do the same and we deserve it Okay

I'm gonna sit here and listen to this one with you Oh yeah Promised land by Evan Bartels A thousand times it's called I could see the rain coming From a hundred miles away Baptizing empty skylines With the whole better days

And I tell myself this will all be fine And I watch you from a window I built inside my mind I wonder who I am, the way I am Every man that's walking Will fall from time to time Every time I feel the thunder I remember I'm just a child

I would die A thousand times For I ever let you down Man it's powerful though T for T And I for I Ain't with the trouble that they cause you So I find

I ain't burning The candle at both ends I just throw the whole damn thing to the fire And I tell myself this will all be fine I would die A thousand times For I ever let you down Man it's powerful though

I wish it was easier I wish I had more that I could give I wish it was easier I wish I had more that I could give I would die A thousand times For I ever let you down Man it's powerful though

I wish I had more that I could give I wish I had more that I could give Gang bruh