This Past Weekend - Sadie Hawkins | This Past Weekend #243

Episode Date: November 11, 2019

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You know, I always um, I always have felt like life was happening At me Or to me And uh The other day somebody said hey, you know life is happening for you And it really gave me a softer just put me at ease Like somebody just hit a quilt just under my skin suddenly, you know, just

Like somebody just wrapped like a million goose is just around my neck or something It just made me feel more comfortable hearing that That life isn't happening to me. It's happening for me Because I always had this pressure that I'm just standing in the wind And I don't even you and nobody else can even feel can even feel the wind but me man. I'm like, it's windy I'm always just standing in the wind, but there really is no wind It's just me thinking that life is happening to me But life is happening for me man

We got this let's get this Happy November November November a Couple different ways to say it a few variations For you, let me take you right here on this little hit I Let's have some fun while we all die

Celebrate dark days Celebrate all your pain Man, I wish I could dance Demons exercise, let's have some fun while we all die Oh, yeah, right there and you know, I'm not a DJ because I cut the song off real hard like that I'll cut that song, you know a DJ really kind of fades like this is what a DJ would have done right there A DJ would have done this. I Just kind of faded it out

That's not even that good Jesus What's up, I could have never been a DJ Do we had a guy when I was young This dude named John DJ John that was his name or DJ ice cold or something or Coldboy or something or you know

DJ free fro freezing or something. I don't know what it was. It was just something It was around the time when ice was like the cool term like ice cube was a rapper iced tea Basically people a lot of rappers were named out of things out of out of the refrigerator kind of and And they had a guy named John in our town and he was the only dude that had He got like the first CD changer And he would do all of the he did funerals he did weddings he did school dances everything this guy was the music man and

he had an old it was like a We had a horse trailer, you know a lot of time you see a horse trailer on the interstate When somebody's moving a horse somewhere stealing a horse a lot of times it's stealing you and you kids always wave at the horse like it's not being stolen or something but and He and he had a horse trailer and he would put his stuff in the back of it and he would show up dude And he had some speakers. I Mean one of the speakers had about it was probably about 15 feet tall, bro. I

Mean that thing if you just set something on top of it, nobody could ever see it and that's really how much height was on that sound piece and and And he was the man DJ ice. I think it was ice boy or something I don't know. He had the shittiest name but but in a small town once first person to get a speaker is suddenly the DJ first person to get that That six disc shuffler Suddenly you got a business And that you know a lot of times it's just the first person to get there really is the one to get it started

You know you really become that he was really the Christopher Columbus of sound in our town And he'd show up things that were real normal before suddenly he'd show up You know, you'd be at a funeral and suddenly you'd hear some fucking poor some sugar on me Or you'd hear in farmer I Love that man Dude, this was the time of year. They had a dance when I was growing up called Sadie Hawking And I don't know who Sadie Hawking. I think was someone who had I guess it was someone who had a twin or something the twin died or went missing or was hiding and

The dance was the woman at school had to ask the man the girls at school had to ask the boy and the girls had to ask the boy in and And then you had to get a shirt for the person and wear the same shirt and it was called Sadie Hawking and And you were twins at that point you were twins and that's how it kind of tied back into the you know missing person or whatever, but But dude, I remember Sadie Hawking In the first day you go to school and like It was like usually about three weeks before people would start asking people and You'd start seeing a girl across the way and be like, oh she might ask me and then you would hear that she's going with somebody

You're like fuck Okay, you know You know Allison isn't asking me so Maybe Katie maybe Katie will ask me, you know and you would wait and then you would hear oh Katie's going with Ricky Like oh shit. I thought they were siblings, but whatever and Then you'd wait a little longer. You're like, oh, yeah, maybe Tiffany, you know, maybe thick Tiffany with them fucking big You know with them big knees, bro We had a girl named

Tiffany had the biggest fucking knees you ever seen, bro Just like somebody hit a basketball in each one of her damn legs right in the middle and And Dude, I remember thinking she was gonna ask me one time and And she didn't ask me and then I'm like Jesus Christ, dude I'm gonna have to go with I'm gonna have to dance with one of the chaperones And so it just got you know shit got real minimal and then And then just a friend asked me

That's who I always in it. I was always the guy that ended up going to the dance with a friend You know some girl, I you know all like I had a buddy and he was real handsome and so he got all the You know when when you were a kid it wasn't really people weren't really touching each other's crotches or you know Doing anything there wasn't really like a lot of sex, but It was just sweating you just get around someone you really liked and you just fucking just sweat by him That's how you know Because you were so nervous You know, you would just get around I remember this girl kiddie man and I'd get around her and I would just fucking

I couldn't even talk. I just fucking loved her so much And I just wanted a damn. I wanted to marry her so bad, bro Even though I was just like fucking 11 or something or 10 Not even 11, man And I just wanted to marry her so bad and a fucking all I would do is just stand by her and just fucking to sweat And just look like a freak, bro But that's how you expressed love at that age

You know, I'd sit there like a damn waterfall You know, I'd sit there like a Just like the back of a fucking dying whale bro, just still pretty damp, you know, just glistening just Just nervous But when Sadie Hawking came that was the time it was easier for guys because the girl had to ask you and Then you got the matching shirt and that was pretty cool That was that part was pretty cool when you got that matching shirt Because we didn't have like, you know, when I was growing up my mom would get us a nice outfit and usually one pant and two shirts

at the beginning of school and What I would do is sometimes I would Wear the pant the first day the second day turn the pants inside out because the inside looks a little bit of a different color and tell people it was a different pant a DP, you know and and uh and Anyway, so yeah, well so when you got the girl that bought you that shirt that Sadie Hawking shirt I remember one time this this pretty well-off girl in our town. She was well off her name was Emily and She was pretty and she was cute and she was my friend and and she got me a nice fucking shirt, bro

Damn that thing was nice. I Remember I remember I put that thing on dude I felt like I was like the like just like the mayor's son or something. I Felt like I was just little font Loroid a third or something. I just felt like I Don't know who I felt like I Just remember putting it on and it felt nice at three or four buttons and the fabric was real strong And I remember putting that bitch on and just feeling like a champion. So that was the nice thing about Sadie Hawkins

You got that free shirt now some of them you get a poorer girl would ask you and that bitch give you a damn tank top But you know a little symbol about electricity or something or one of those city hand out tank tops You know it says vote for Jackson or something on the back of it or vote for you know Walter or some kind of shit But I remember that Sadie Hawkins man. I was pretty enjoyable and and that was just and it was this time of year That's when it happened in the fall And it was just man is walking around school just waiting for a girl to ask you and then it became closer and closer and closer You're like damn everybody's been asked now. I'm like the last one Man that shit do being young and going through like moments like that is pretty it really like

It's such a It's so severe at the time I Mean at the time there was nothing I mean I would get to school. I had to look clean. I had to you know look nice I was I was waiting for a woman to ask me to the city Hawkins. I Want the free shirt? from a rich girl But more often than not bra I End up with you girl thick tiff with those fucking double dribble kneecaps bra

the fucking Reggie Miller of orthopedics dude and she would uh You know, I get that, you know, just that regular baby girl to ask me And one girl asked me to a dance one time Dude and she gets she carried me during one of the dances she fucking really kind of left it me up and carried me And I didn't know what to do man, I didn't know what to do except just get an erection bra cuz that's when you're that young Do when you're you when you're real young, you know, when you're about 13 if you are you get anything to get you a wreck I Saw somebody get electrocuted one time over there by the ah outside of the

Shwagmans and I fucking popped a boner. I like what the fuck man You know like I'm mom like I'm like I'm What that what is that man's name? Electric man or like I'm um Fuck I don't know bro, whatever but damn yeah, dude when you were young Now yeah, yeah, now you just Ain't no woman I wish they still had Sadie Hawkins for adults. I think it would be nice Wouldn't it be cool to walk around town thinking somebody's gonna ask you to a dance? Oh

And I guess that it is still like that with dates, but I think in a small town It would be really beautiful, you know if you're like, okay, Sadie Hawkins is coming up In our town. It's a fun thing That everybody still celebrates So we're gonna somebody gets to ask something so you get to you know, everybody's waiting the girls gonna come And you're waiting, but that was a fun time and those dances and it was always around this time of year around fall or autumn Trying to think of some other memories I have from this time of year I

Really enjoyed when I was young at this time of year getting off the school bus in the afternoon because the air it would be getting darker earlier and Sometimes there would be like a little bit of wind and it would be kind of a little chilly and it would just I Don't know there was possibility in the air It was almost like mother nature was Was just about to tell us a secret or something it just something felt The time of year something just felt really nice about it

You know before it got too cold or before it got uncomfortable just I Don't know it's just something nice when the air is just it feels just as As alive as you are it's like you guys met each other 50 50 Because in the summer is so hot as you know, it's the world's meeting you at like 95 5 and the in the winter is the same You know if you hang out outside long enough outside will kill you That's crazy, dude In the winter if you hang out outside long enough outside will kill you Don't think mother nature ain't a hit man

That's shady Hawkins bro when she asked you to die Mother nature asks you to die boy if it's too cold out But there was that special time of year and you know in and in November right around, you know Halloween around this time and it was just When the air would just kind of you I don't know you'd be walking and sometimes some leaves would just blow right up up in front of you They'd be behind you, but the wind would just pick them and move them right in front of you

And it just felt like the world was walking with you like there was Magic in the air. I Love that man. I loved that And in one thing about living in Los Angeles, you don't get that you we there aren't any seasons here So it gets to be very much a groundhog day and and you think it's nice But at a certain point sometimes it's not that enjoyable because it's just like oh, it's nice again. It's nice again It's nice again. You don't you don't remember It's like oh

Yeah, it's just like It is you know, it's like I mean it's Everybody says it but it's like groundhogs day But happy November to you and thank you for being here and just being a part of my life today and I'm happy to be a part of your life today and and I'm feeling good You know, I'm feeling hopeful and so that's where I'm at and I'm happy to have those feelings today

and I feel You know, I'm just trying to feel grateful that I'm wake up You know today and I'm feeling good and And that you know, just like you know, I'm gonna You know, I'm tired of just feeling like they do it just you know, I want the breeze to be at my back Then it's nice man everything is okay and it's gonna be that way We got some nice calls. It came in. We're gonna talk about a couple of different things. Um What did I do this we can oh I went and did some yoga feeling good about that. I got a fever

Man, I got a fever last time at 1 a.m and A fever I think a fever is kind of fun. I think Because it's like you get to take the night quill you get to like You get to make noises like that Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night, bro, and I felt like My I just there was sweat all under me and I'm like fuck, bro I'm like an ocean. I'm like, you know, like Billy ocean or whatever Frank ocean or whatever that guy's name is

Ron ocean or something. I don't know what his name is. I think he's um, he is a musician I think he died actually, but But damn dude, I was like fuck. I'm gonna check under my arms for fucking flounders for fish Because with as much water is flying out of my body right now Dude, I wouldn't be surprised if somebody's sitting, you know If one of the neighbors just you know baits a hook and just cast it right out into my belly button because I'm fucking damp as hell I Wouldn't be surprised if somebody lays a couple of hot trout lines out there back behind my frickin B hole, bro Back there in that fucking fern gully

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Anybody could do it. That's how that's my definition of it. Oh anybody could do that You know, I remember when I started out doing comedy I said I don't want to sell jokes. I want to sell You know, I want to I don't want people to remember I don't want people to remember a joke when they leave I want people to remember me. I want them to remember. Oh What what there was something that guy I Don't care if they leave and they don't remember one of the jokes. That's not important I want that because the jokes anybody could do a joke You know a dead animal could do a joke dude if you write one, you know

You write the first part of the joke on one side of his body and then if you flip him over and write the punchline Then every fucking You know every highway armadillo could fucking be Chris Rock But what I'm saying is that I wanted to be remember I want to be to be oh, I want to sell myself I want to sell I want to I Want them to be like, oh, who was that? So I think one way of trying to be not be hacky is by just creating things that are

true to you or Follow your sensibilities You know, I look back on some of my jokes and sometimes I say oh, that's kind of hacky. I wouldn't do that anymore But then also you evolve it's really interesting how you evolve in In comedy, I Mean I remember I used to do this bit about Brad Pitt and when I met him Because I did meet him dude the only Brad Pitt that God ever made brother met his ass and

And I remember after I did that bit thinking man, I will never Have a bit as good as that in my whole life my career is over my How can I ever beat that or do as well as that and now years later five years later? I Can't remember that bit I Can't remember it and it's an end and to me I have bits that are

Our stories that are far more interesting so but hacky to me means oh anybody's I've heard that a million times I've heard that premise. I've heard that joke an example of a hacky joke is oh if you see the The the comedian using the mic stand as a penis as a wiener if You see oh somebody say, you know psialis four-hour penis medicine or whatever And they're always like a four hours. What am I gonna do with a penis for four hours? That's like a real popular hacky joke and I remember telling that I told that joke when I started everybody I

Think sometimes you just need to get your footing and so and Then I think there's comedians that you tell hacky jokes I think all of us some stuff is sometimes all of us tell something hacky to other people like oh Everybody will think something that somebody else does is hack But that's the answer there Um Grace Jensen asked what's your plans for Thanksgiving and what is your favorite dish?

My plan is to go home to New Orleans And to Louisiana and see my family You know really I got five beautiful nieces and nephews and three siblings and And she said and what is your favorite dish, you know, I like them sweet potatoes. I Like them sweet potatoes knew when I was young we had to had a cat in our neighborhood this cat quagmire was his name and he was He wasn't black, but he was definitely one of his parents was black at least and he

Man he had sharp nails He had sharp nails and I used to love one thing I like to do when I was young. I like to take my shirt off You know a lot of times to show appreciation to people or to just You know a lot of times if somebody did something real cool or something you'd take your fucking shirt off and to show him your chest You know do a firework if you had it, but if you didn't have a firework you just show him that fucking You just hit him with that fucking that baby bird, you know And quagmire was this cat and somebody had sharpened his nails in the neighborhood And I don't know who did it people say this guy did it but you know

Probably somebody that was an alcoholic or a lonely woman so But anyway, and I remember I sometimes I would lay down and they would put him on my back and He would fucking walk on your back dude, and it was like very much like a Not like a torture chamber, but man it was Know what it was like Eastern medicine

What's that call where somebody that's not really a doctor, but like kind of dresses like one fucking trust a soya Oh Jesus My brain is just has full of trans fat, I think aroma that no apothec You know what I'm saying is that thing where the guy it's like playing darts But it's fucking a bunch of darts and nobody's keeping score really except that I think maybe Chinese people are kind of but Esthetician no aroma therapy no

What is it called and they fucking put you in a room by yourself a lot of time they turn the lights out They put all the shit inside you exorcism And that's what it felt like dude was exorcism and And Damn boy that fucking cat had the sharpest nails. I think they put other nails in him I swear to God He he fucking hit a couple thumbtacks in his own little paws like he'd been in prison or something or like pre song You know French prison

Because that dude he would get on my fucking back bra and God dang dude. I Would see the future boy and I would fucking feel it man I mean he just took my brain in a warp zones when quagmire would just run up and down my back But here was the thing though after he would do it for a while He would eat a sweet potato this cat and He would eat a sweet potato right there in front of you And I've never in all my days. I've never seen anything like this do When you see a little beautiful little dark pussy just

Huffing down a potat bra one of them orange potats dog. I've never seen anything like that in my life Still makes my fucking heart swell up God dang praise God bra, but yeah, I like sweet potatoes Okay, let's get into a couple of other questions here. Oh Nick went to the fights Nick went to the Logan Paul Ksi fight. So a lot of people don't know Logan Paul He's you know, he's like a YouTube guy and he's a he was in here He came in here and he was I thought he's really gracious young man and he and he

He the dude is very successful and he decided to box and he went into another boxing match and he fought Ksi man, and this is the British And y'all know look dude the British bro. I'm not against them, but we left there We left Britain because Or England we left England because it wasn't working out So, you know, it's like It's like, you know, it's It's you know, we were that we did it we did it and that's why we came over here to start a new England

You know and try to revamp it and make it more dope but um Anyway, they fought and I want to talk with him I want to talk with uh Nick because Nick went to the fight producer Nick and we're gonna get him in and then We got some great calls about uh lsu wood mill gypsies stepsons premature uncles and and methamphetamines

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Vaughn I got some tour dates coming up. I'm gonna tell them to you right now. They Are I will be in Lafayette, Louisiana at the Heyman Center and that's almost sold out with We're gonna have proceeds benefiting Dustin Poirier's good fight foundation down there So I'm excited to do something fun in Louisiana And that's almost sold out over there about 2,000 people coming in we got the Wilton in Los Angeles december 10th Um, and then after that, I'll be in Manchester, Dublin, Ireland, Glasgow, London

Um London London Amsterdam Oslo in Norway. There are still tickets available for London Oslo and Stockholm this week tickets for Toronto um, oxenhill, maryland And new jersey will all go on sale. So And now I'm gonna do that little rendition for y'all misbehaving by baby Billy and Amy Lee Mama told me not to I did it anyway misbehaving daddy said don't but I said I'm gonna misbehaving Pies on the windowsill swimming in the creek catching crawled dads and playing with the stick

I wore lipstick and I got caught shaving just two little country kids outside misbehaving And So that's a little bit of that for y'all for free right there All right, what's up nick what's cracking dude You went to the fight man because I texted the other day I said what's going on you sent me that picture You sent me that imagery from the fight man. Yeah, ksi logan paul the uh, the big rematch When you got there, what was the energy like kind of walking into the place? Did it seem like the typical energy going into like a boxing match? Did it feel like

Like going to a performance kind of what was it was dead, uh, right away. So we uh, the main card started at six there, uh, four fights on it and we got there right at six and Just no one cared about the fights that were going on and the first one of the of the main card was billy joe saunders Who's an undefeated boxer like he's a legitimate pro He won by knockout. He may fight canelo next and like just no one gives a shit in the stadium No one cared. So was it almost awkward that there was it almost seemed like they were fighting and people were just like on their phones and like 100% there's so many people So many want to be influencers and stuff and then there were some that were popular

I didn't recognize any of them But they'd walk down the stairs and like a rush of kids would like flood over to them as the fights were going on Like the the fight could have ended and no one would have noticed. It was it was a scene. Oh dang And did you feel out of place as like an actual kind of fight fan? Did you feel? What was the age vibe in there? What was some of that? It was it was really mixed. I mean, there were Definitely a huge portion of young kids that you wouldn't normally see it See it a fight a lot of parents who you could tell like they were just like dragged there And like didn't know what was going on

But then they were like it seemed like there were some real fight fans, but they're just like Sitting there watching the fight, you know, it's not like they're not making a big scene or whatever anybody who was there for like Logan Paul fight like I don't know you could pick them out Okay, I see what you're saying. So there was a couple of fight fans there, but not that many Yeah, and the ones that were there were just chilling enjoying the fight. They weren't like It wasn't all rowdy because the energy just wasn't there So the energy that wasn't there throughout. What was it like whenever his fight started? That fight it was it was like bumping

Uh, the crowd went wild. Um, he had like a mix of booze and cheers But I think I think for the most part there was a lot of Logan Paul chance and it was like pro him because it was like USA over England KSI's from Great Britain or whatever. Yeah and did uh well Did you see um, was there was there a lot of action? Was it good boxing or was it shit boxing? The the first two fights like I said, they were legitimate boxers real boxing contenders the main event with KSI and Logan it was

Logan He lost the fight by the split decision which we haven't said but he looked like a Real boxer to me and he looked like the better boxer for sure KSI He had a he had a ton of stamina and he was constantly winging throwing huge punches But like Logan looked pretty technical to be honest. It didn't look horrible Hmm the fight right before it. It was like this weird filler fight and uh It looked like who was on the fight car before it the the fight right before it Yeah, I'm thinking it was fucking like I'm just trying to think of who would be on there, dude

Was it like um, thomas the train versus fucking scooby-doo or something. Yeah Uh these those guys have way more clout than the guys that fought I think it was just some weird filler fight and they look like weird versions of doppelganger of ksi and logan paul Oh, it was like this kid with like frosted tips and this other black guy I My theory was they did it to get people were in the hallway like back to their seats So if you saw it on the tv you'd be like, oh my god, it started Did it feel overly produced? Was there a lot of produced stuff? Like I noticed just watching

Some of it like, you know, they had like a lot of advertisements and stuff Did it feel like that or did it feel just like they got out there and that and that and that's when the fight hit I mean it was I think there were a lot of hold-up for advertisements. That's what I mean. I didn't notice a lot of hold-ups or advertisements specifically I mean the walkouts took a long time, but like in big boxing matches. That's kind of the thing It was promoted by a real Boxing promotion eddie herne who's like he's been around actual boxing for a long time So it kind of had that same feel and the pacing of it

But I didn't notice the advertisements in the arena and you also didn't know It's kind of hard watching boxing When you're in the arena because you don't see everything and like logan paul a huge moment was in the fourth round He knocked ksi down but part of the punches He was holding his head and doing uppercuts and they took points away and you knew something was going on But no one announced in the arena what happened. So you're I didn't even know why and why is that oh because you're there As opposed to hearing it on television or something where you can the announcers are telling you what's happening Yeah, yeah, they're getting told by producers what the judges just did and then they reported to the people watching at home

But yeah, you didn't know and it's really hard to scourge because like I tried to focus on the actual ring Rather than watching the screen what you sometimes do when you're at like a big event And but it's hard to see what lands and stuff So I had no idea what the decision was going to be once the fight was over Mostly males in the audience there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean there was the instagram women influencers you could see like Speckled throughout but yeah, it was it was all dudes and was it mostly straight men? You think are like more gay. Was there some gay man or something or what did it seem like?

I think they were they they tried to present themselves as straight But who knows there's a lot of really really tight pants and and that whole vibe just uh the instagram fashion So I don't know who knows a lot of fashion nova or something. They call it. I brought I brought a lady Oh, wow, really proof. Yeah. Yeah, she she loved it too. She did. Yeah Even if girls aren't don't think they're fans of fighting they love going to fights live Yeah, you know, that's that's interesting. Yeah, because I was um, Yeah, when I went to the pori a fight, I took a girl that I was seeing and Yeah, should they loved it? Uh, what do they love about anything? I don't know. I think I

Aphrodisiac just men all the testosterone pumping. I think yeah, it's the violence, huh? Mm-hmm. Yeah something Yeah, the energy Yeah, I guess probably because there's so much machismo going on it makes them they they probably feel more feminine because they're like Yeah, you know, they're the opposite side of that the sweat foot pheromones and all that And were you guys close enough to get any sweat on or anything like that? No, we had we had uh good good seats Shout out to our little twink friend. Johnny. He was the one who hooked it up. Oh really through his uh publicist Cassie Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, so uh We had we had pretty good lower lower bowl seats and we were we were row jay off the floor

So it was like we were straight on with uh with the ring or whatever. That's awesome, man. Yeah, and was that a date you took? Yeah, yeah, you guys were matching shirts. Have you ever heard of Sadie Hawkins dance? I am familiar with Sadie Hawkins. The girls asked the guys. It's a little country Fucking loved that, bro Because dude, I had such bad acne every time I went near a girl. I was like, oh my god, dude There's no way she's gonna say yes if there was like a real dance, you know So it was always so much easier when the girls had to ask the guys. Did you get asked with your acne? Yeah, I got asked by another girl. I had pretty bad acne too, and that was almost fucking

It's just so sad, bro Girls with acne are smart to go after though. I mean that's gonna clear up. That's that's an ugly duckling Waiting to happen. Yeah, man, but I wasn't trying to catch her, you know years down a river, you know I wasn't trying to fucking at least be nice to him You know, she was awesome. She was smart. We just both had acne. So then I'm like, oh, fuck. We're the fucking acne group You know, it just seemed like And that's back when they had oxy pads remember oxy pads. Oh, yeah, it was like this fucking hot pad It had bleach or something that even fucking rubbed it on your face

And it fucking hurt so bad. Those commercials made them look like magic I like I wasn't young enough to old enough to have acne when I saw commercials, but I wanted them. Yeah Bro, it was not magic It was not magic man. I remember all the clean my shoes with them. Sometimes I was duty. I was thinking about getting intense Dude, I had a friend that looked totally different after he used one, bro If I can move one of his eyebrows over to the side, this shit was very I mean you could easily do remodeling You were like you had blackface on this whole time Damn, dude. Damn Cedric

Um, what else we had any good news stuff? Uh, yeah, there's some some wildness going down because of the Popeye's chicken sandwich in Maryland Uh, specifically a 28 year old man was stabbed to death Uh, they didn't release the names, but it was in an altercation after he cut the line Well, let me say this if y'all if y'all fighting that Popeyes, bro Look, I grew up around New Orleans and they got a st. Charles over there St They got the Popeyes over there on st. Charles avenue and every Mardi Gras

You know a couple people pop off over there and gun each other down over a couple of biscuits So what I'm saying is I know how good Popeyes is, but y'all gotta fucking tighten up man Y'all can't lose y'all shit. You gotta compose yourself in the car before you go in there You know, it's a chicken sandwich. It's this it's that dude who gives a shit Popeyes, I'm not even a real person man, and it's bullshit anyway And you know half the people in Popeyes a lot of them have fucking guns and weapons So if you're going in there to eat man, it's risky shit

You know, it's basically like the vietnam a fucking fast food man. So I think you have to really I don't know. It almost seemed like you should take self-defense before you go in there to get some I mean they had a guy They had they had a Rubin s gentleman the other day. I think and it might have even been a You know kind of a tender gentleman body slam to senior citizen woman In a parking lot at a fucking Popeyes, dude. What are y'all doing? What are y'all doing? That's what I'm saying, bro. You got to bring fucking mace dog

If I go into a Popeyes, dude, I'm having one thing of fucking that spray on butter Which I bring in there anyway when I go and then one thing of that spray on mace, dude I'm gonna give a fuck if I mix them up dude. It's spicy anyway in there You got any closing thoughts on the Popeyes stuff? just that uh Like you said, you just never know who you're gonna be Tustling with like most people in Popeyes have guns. So like someone cuts the line Let him cut the line. Oh, I saw a dude fucking cook a cup cook. I saw a dude fucking

Cook a drumstick with a fucking 38 ones. It's crazy. I mean it was frozen. He fucking put 19 bullets into it. That thing was just beautiful hot But stay safe out there man. R. I. P. Bro rest in Popeyes, dog What else we got? so the nationals after their world series win visited the white house and Uh the highlight the thing that made all the headlines was Kurt Suzuki Donda make America great again hat and down shrub came up and gave him a hug from behind. It was it was really cute scene Oh, I love that man. That's cool, bro

Dude, I love I hope that Hillary gets back into the election. I just I love the politics is getting so fucking good It's like reality tv. Donald Trump's gonna be in his late 70s Um after through the second term think about that Like if shit is gonna get weird I just think And it's all everything is becoming like the wwe now everything is becoming just hype. It's all hype um It's kind of becoming every man for themselves. I feel like or woman or closeted lesbian

But it's like everybody it's everybody for themselves This shit's gonna get fucking good, dude. I yeah, that's what you gotta do You gotta be able to remove yourself from it and just just watch it like go vote do your thing But uh other than that just take it all in because yeah, the next year is gonna be uh, it's gonna get vicious Oh I wonder if there'll be any I start to wonder And it's so fucking funny, bro

Dude, I I really I do I love watching Donald Trump Jr. Son, dude that dude is fucking to me He's very very funny a lot of times Some of the shit that he posts online, but I mean, I just think politicians. It's just such an outdated thing. It feels like to me um But it's just getting great. You see like Kanye West is gonna run supposedly in 2024 You know, he's jesus christ. I mean everything there's just everything's going on and he's a republic. I mean, I just I don't know man in a lot of ways. It's really an exciting time

Because here's what I think no matter what they're doing. I keep my head down. I do my shit No politicians ever done anything for me Dude, none of them. I don't care what color or creed or whatever they're from black white Philanesian or whatever dog. I don't none of them. Dude, I never so you do your shit I'm grateful to live in a country where I can do my shit and and for the most part people will leave you alone You know one of my favorite like Thing that's really just stuck in uh my head from our episodes is when we had Duncan Trussell on and he was quoting Some like philosopher book. I can't remember but the idea was tend to the garden you can touch

So just like affect what you can around you and like you said like no politicians ever done anything for you directly Go out and vote because that makes some effect. But other than that you have to get up go to work Do like try to accomplish your goals. What have you? Yeah Yeah, you know, there's people I think there's Once you for me once you start thinking a politician is going to change your life I feel like you've already lost I feel like um And some people I think you know a lot of times it can be an excuse

People aren't happy with what's going on in their existence or something and so they really get into politics to try and Put the hook over there, you know and sort of but I mean we all find ways to not look at ourselves Um, but dude, I hope this shit ends in a royal rumble, dude. I want everybody in the ring, bro I want trump. I want hillary. I want fucking dirty epstein. I want him to fucking dig that dude up Hopefully gianni can get me tickets He's a real wild guy um Who else speaking of publicist jordan peterson's publicist came out to the comedy show this weekend. Oh, that's fun

Which is pretty cool. She said that he is Still in treatment and that he's doing well And that uh, maybe we would cross podcast again when he came out got to that was a great episode Yeah, man, that was pretty cool, man. That was pretty cool Teacher said don't but I said it anyway miss be havin preacher said no if you do you're gonna pay miss be havin kicking and spitting and cussing out loud running through the house Would have picked a little amount playing in the street looking me outside waving just two little country kids outside miss be havin All right, what do you got brother?

so abc Footage was released from a hot mic of anchor amy robach and she was caught saying that abc made her squash The story she had on jeffrey epstein that she had over three years ago Um, she was quoted as saying in the hot mic. I've had the story for three years We would not put it on air. It was unbelievable. We had clinton. We had everything and Just a couple days ago a 25 year old producer amy bianco was accused of being a whistleblower And allegedly leaked being the one to leak the video though. She denies it I'm amazed how much play the word whistleblowers get in this year

Baffling amount of play every year some word picks up steam like that. Yeah Yeah, I mean what amazed me is just the hypocrisy of a lot of networks. It's like we have to help we have to be You know, we have to Be open to You know doing the right thing you got to do the right thing you got to be supportive and you got to support diversity and you got to but then once Why why would they not let it out? I wonder I mean the maybe too many people were tied in that had money involved. Yeah, that's got that's like the

The theory for sure, but once it comes back to that bottom line man, people don't want to tell you know It's interesting. It's like once it comes to when it's going to affect really your pocketbook and stuff How do you the choice do you make then? Yeah, man these networks are dangerous And the news wins if we go to war people go to war people are fighting people are fucking shooting each other up for a shrimp biscuit out there at the pee pos bra The news went they win every time because then it's just people are going to tune in there to see what's going on I believe that the news has zero interest of anybody ever being at peace anymore. I don't think that that

That just doesn't sell anymore for them. It doesn't seem like Uh So it's just a dangerous is dangerous what we let into ourselves, you know, and it's hard not to I mean sometimes it's fun too, but But um, but they don't care about you. I don't feel like the news networks. I don't feel like they care about informing us Do you feel that way? No, like I think if you take the individual people that work for the organizations They they might start out like altruistically and hoping to make change and stuff But at the end of the day the decision makers are the people who are worried about the bottom line So and I don't even think it's like nefarious. They're trying to do good for their companies

So their employees can do well all that but you still when you go after like ratings. That's what creates more money and Why you started gets lost in it. Yeah Epstein man unbelievable Unbelievable how long that guy was operating pedophile. That's crazy It's it's it's unbelievable because a lot of people have I mean, I just don't know. I just don't know When you really really think about like you just like oh pedophile he's huge pedophile It makes you sick if you really think about what he was doing. Yeah, it's just Just so twisted man

It's the dark arts, bro And they're alive man. Um, I think that's good Nick word. I appreciate it man. Thanks for checking out that fight. Yeah, totally All right, that's the real Nick Davis We want to get a few submits for single moms down there in Lafayette And that'll be December 26th We want to do something nice for a couple local Louisiana single mothers So if there's a special lady that you know down there who is

A good woman who's got a children or two a children I don't want so I don't don't bring me an 80 year old lady with a 60 year old child I want a mother You know and I mean, maybe I'm being rude by saying what I want, but that's what I want And we're gonna do something nice for them and make them a part of that evening. So Uh, you can hit the hotline [phone] to do the submit Um All right, let's take a couple of calls that we got here and thank you guys for being uh here with me today

What's up, yo, this is Austin from uh Key Road in Covington Austin over there from Covington, Louisiana, and that's my hometown And you know, they have the the tallest statue of Ronald Reagan there in Covington, Louisiana And that's 12 foot of Ronald Reagan's sheer made out of copper Or something pewter. I think it's actually pewter Which is just kind of like dirty copper, bro. It's like copper's little fucking brother that had to get shipped off to school you know like a special school but um

But anyway and Ronald Reagan never visited Our town either but we still got that statue for him, bro Ron Ray boy Ron Ray gang shit All right, let's get it brother I'm just calling to get your thoughts on the lsu win over Alabama and uh, what you think about cojo and joe burrow all right gang gang, bro, um You know, it's so funny. I was watching that game

and at the beginning they were showing joe burrow and he You know, he's a handsome guy and he's a quarterback of lsu and he's potential heisman He's probably the heisman frontrunner for the heisman trophy And he looked, you know, he's like, oh, he's a you know, he's doing well That's how he looked and he looked confident at the end of the game Somebody I think that

They were interviewing him and stuff and he He had a different look to him He looked like, well for one, he looked like a winner But he looked like He evolved a little bit Like he was something He was bigger than he was when the game started. He was He was more iconic. He was more

I mean, hell, a dude who was even a little handsomer looking at the end He was just There was more. I don't know. He was just He'd been through something You know, it's interesting. Dustin Poirier said a lot of time and he's a UFC guy and And so he's telling me sometimes when you go in the when you're in these fights, whether you win or lose you You you leave part of yourself in there And sometimes you take a new part of yourself out of there and uh

And it's just interesting what happens when men go in a battle of some sort Or when we go through something in our lives a lot of times we really do an experience can really change us And really change us really add to us or deplete from us And I remember seeing him after the game looking at Joe Burn, but like man that that guy is going to be a leader He just had this different quality about him that he gained through that win Go Tigers man. Yeah, it was uh I'm glad that they got to play a lot of times. You it's just so hard to get these this college these conferences They put all these games together and a lot of time and a lot of dog shit. I like to see the good games

And so I'm glad they had the good games number one versus number two. They should play almost every other week Who's number one who's number two let them play? You got number one playing verse number 900 who gives it am? I'd rather fucking drink lemonade, bro I'd rather drink lemonade I'd rather drink lemonade through a straw out of my own ass, dude You know, I'd rather smoke a bowl of my own freaking dick dog. I ain't doing all that shit Every week number one verse number six do something

You have the numbers. You know who people are ranked And instead you out here you got number seven verse number six thousand And it's just a damn you know Water for the blind technical school or something From outside of Minneapolis and also shout out to those golden gophers boy Minnesota, bro That team has played so hard for so long. They had to deal with the Vikings

Sharing a field with them for a few years. They've done so much and uh, man, that was really really exciting And man, I wanted to see Oklahoma get beat by Iowa State Just because or Iowa. I think it was Iowa State. It was Iowa State Just because I like that underdog, man But Jalen Hurstman, I like what he's doing J Jaden Jalen Jalen. I think I like what he's doing over there. It's an exciting It's coming down to be exciting Baylor's and there's a lot of exciting teams that rolling up into it So and dude, they could they talked about us on uh

On Sports Center, I put it on my Instagram man. That was about the craziest thing ever They had a man named Hamp Sisson over there at Furman University And he ran a ball and he had a good block. He had a really good block and shout out Hamp Sisson over there and And the sports center the guy said uh, something hemp shot out the Ovan. I thought that was pretty cool, man Because you know, I used to fucking pedal them low hampsters brun G pigs out there off highway 190

over there about a snowball stand by Pat's video and shrimp All right, let's take another call over here. 985-664-9503 Hey, what else do you know is Dustin from uh, Monticello, Arkansas? What's up Dustin and Monticello, Arkansas? That sounds like a unique little spot I think I've been there before Let me see something about it. Martin Monticello, Arkansas 71,000 people it says over there in Monticello, and uh and Monticello, uh

Is Rodney Shelton Foss is from Monticello who was potentially the first American killed in World War II So if you don't know that then now you know it. That's over there Monticello Um, okay, what do we got brother onward? And uh, man, I just had a question. I got this job now and there's Woodmill You know cutting some log. Oh, yeah You that fucking birch bad boy son. You that fucking little log jacker You that fucking pine, bro. You freaking Peter pine, dude Straight out the gate past the last start of morning, bro

I'll see you in the lost boys, bro captain hook, bro Frickin gang or rang dog. Let me see what you got you working at the Woodmill. What's up? And uh, man, day after day, it just wears my body down. It's getting the point I can't even be happy no more going into work. I just go into work broken down and uh, I can't stop thinking about leaving the day go by slow So I was just wondering, uh, you got me pissed off. You got me pissed off You got me pissed off, you got me pissed off, you got me pissed off, you got me pissed off So I was just wondering, uh, you got me pissed for staying happy at a job that's so physically demanding on you

gang gang Man, you know I think that job is training you for something better, man For something as you're going to go through in your life, you're going to need the experience you're going to need to be a tough man You know, say iron sharpens iron Um Or iron, I think it is iron sharpens iron. Yeah So yeah, man, instead of life doesn't happen to us. It happens for us

So we you know If it's physically demanding it's building you up You ain't gonna you ain't no soft balls, bro You ain't no cute tip You ain't no little cotton puff You something as speciall daddy Dude, I so I say you fucking go in there and get it done. You'd have woodchup bring a gun in there or something bring a knife, dude Be like a Donatello or something

knife that shit out Dude, I think you should put weights on your legs and build your legs up do leg lifts while you're in there Do knee jackers or whatever Build your ass build your neck Build your ass build your neck Dude, you could come out of there looking like You know looking like damn, um Andre 3000 or Andre the giant

You could do it all man. That's what I'm saying is you got the opportunity man This is just sharpening you for something else Whatever's going on right now is getting you ready for the next thing And look throw a podcast on You know sometimes it's like You know, I always think like man, I have to do this today instead of thinking man, I get to do this This is it This is life, this is it

And I know it's not easy man. I'm not preaching at you You know, I'm right there with you man, it's everything everything everything can be grueling But we don't have to go to work we get to There's somebody somewhere would love to work in a wood mill Think about it. You're saying this little helper man. All those little boys up there He's got those little high fucking little little people up there Smoking them big John's bruh Them big fucking pony pieces and building little trains and shit

Build a train build a wooden cannon You got an opportunity bro, you got all of that wood Sounds like you got a real opportunity on your hands build the world's largest birdhouse Next thing you know, you got 6,000 birds out there in the yard Next thing you know, you got a zoo next thing, you know, you got money coming in And you got a couple of fucking zb's out there a couple zoo bitches. You feel me so But Yeah, man, you stay healthy stay hydrated listen to some good podcasts throwing some cocoa Diaz

He'll get you through the day cocksucker Um, but you can do it man. I know you can't keep your head up gang. Let's take another call right here Here we go Dio, what's up, man? It's Doug and Blake. Um, we had a run in you know running with some gypsies here in Augusta George man, I just didn't know like, you know, if you ever had any you've ever had a run in with a gypsy and if so How'd you get out of that, you know situation because we're kind of we're kind of in it now This is what you know appreciate your insight man. Love the show gang

Cush, girl gypsies man. I'll tell you a lot of people don't know about gypsies in America And they got them rom nashel gypsies and some people they have them on the white They have a fighting show where it's like gypsies fighting or something and everybody gets a wedding dress and in a fist fight outside of Best Western And I can't remember the name of it first gypsies wedding Or best gypsy or something, but what I'm telling you is this man There's a unique subculture Of people

Our culture of people in America called gypsies And they got a unique what they got their own style of living man. They marry gypsies a lot of times. They're real You know, it's not inbreeding or whatever. It's just like teamwork. They're real family oriented family first You know, the husbands like to make the money. They all a lot of them work in asphalt And they down the sub bruh cush girl and they got their own language out there and you see them out there, Ohio and Um, Minnesota, Milwaukee, they got them out there. I met a fellow out and where was that guy? He brought me a in madison wisconsin This guy did asphalt and then he brought me an orange howl green hat

They are out there and they do asphalt and some of them they pull they pull in the wool over Over people's eyes and some of them is a legit businessman So really they're just like everybody But if you have to deal with them, I think Just I think a lot of it for them is probably about respect, you know I was just I would I would try to have a new experience if you've had a rough experience to begin with I would try to have a new experience with them So hey, look, we might have got off to a rough foot. I'm willing to give things a new shot. What do you want to do?

Now sometimes jippies, they'll tell you they're going to do asphalt and stuff and they just spray paint your yard Uh, black or something and tell you they did asphalt and then they run off or something, but But I think a lot of that stuff's kind of changing, but you just got to keep your head open And your eyes, you know Kind of clear and everything and But yeah, be safe also, dude. Speaking of Augusta, I'm trying to go to the I'm trying to take my stepdad to the What does it call that thing?

Masters, I'm trying to take my stepdad to the masters next year Because he's getting older and I always promised him I would take him If anybody have an insight on how I can get tickets to that or badges to it, uh, let me know Good luck out there with them Rom Nashels, bruh Because they wild too and a lot of them have long stomach A lot of jipsies have real long stomach a lot of the women and they put a little jewel in their stomach like those, uh Remember those little dolls they had that you would stick your pencil in the bottom With the hair with the bright hair

They have that that magic belly space Uh Okay, let's take another call here 956649503 is the hotline Hey to you. This is Alex from Utah. I have a uh, I have a serious issue I've been struggling with lately and could use a second opinion on better. I Have been divorced for a minute. I have a little girl With my first wife, but uh, I'm getting remarried. Okay, so you've been divorced. You have a little girl with the first wife And you're getting remarried

And she has a little boy who's now two now. Here's my problem. I love the boy. We've been together for a long time now So I love him. He loves me. He looks at me and calls me dad even when I look at him sometimes I see her ex-husband And it's uh, it'll throw me off for a date now It's been hard to get over that where you know, I don't see myself in him at all And it's kind of weird because I have this daughter that I do of course because I had her with my ex Anyways, man, maybe I just need to suck it up and know that it'll get well over time But uh, why don't you stop me? Anyways, love your company, brother

Thanks, man. Thank you for the For this for sharing this experience that you're going through Man, I can imagine that's tough and that's a real situation, you know and I think it's a great chance Uh And look, I'm not speaking like I know everything. I don't know anything But I will say this It's a great opportunity for you to be loving

You know as hard as it is as hard as it might be in certain moments you sound like a loving person, you know, uh Because it's sometimes he might feel that that boy you look at him a certain way you see his stepfather in him and You know, I'm sure the stepfather and the mother made that child out of love So it's a real opportunity for you to look at him and just be loving You know The only way he gets into the world is through that woman and that man That's the only way that boy gets into the world and he might change the world You know, he might invent a new kind of chocolate or something

He might make, you know, he might find a way to make pudding even better. He may colonize mars That might be the boy that does it. He might be that magic boy And you get a chance to love him, man You know, and that's pretty cool You know, who knows maybe you and your wife, y'all won't even be able to have a boy And so that's gonna be your son and I'm sure the dad is probably a little envious too of you in some ways Because imagine he probably looks at the son at his son and sees that his son really cares about you

So it's really a, you know, it's just an opportunity to To just try and be loving and if you're really having trouble, I would just ask, you know, try and ask your higher power for You know, try and ask your higher power for to help you Not have those feelings of uncomfort anymore. Ask them that they'd be taken away from you But I think you got this brother and matter of fact, man, I know you got it. I've no doubt Be good to yourself bud. All right Um, all right, let's take another call here. Here we go Hey, what's up, Theo? It's Joey from Ames, Iowa. You know, I just wanted to call and give you some good news, man

I became an uncle a couple weeks ago and I got a niece She was about a month early She looked like a little banana pepper when she was born, but she's still beautiful, man Oh, yeah, you got that early niece onward The crazy thing is she's named after me I'm Joseph and they called her Josephine. So you know that that made me feel good, man That that was some good shit But now I have to be a role model and that's all right, you know, I just want to let you know give you a little good news

I know you get a lot of a lot of drama and bad news on the hotline So I just wanted to give you something positive Joey got that Josephine, bro So they got a little baby out there that little fucking banana pepper out there out there in, Iowa And look you you can be a role I mean the dad has to be the role model. I think you get to be awesome as fuck, bro You get to get a corvette. You got to show up be really cool Don't be a creep don't be a pedophile

Those are really your responsibilities Because you're gonna get entrusted with the children from time to time to spend time with them get them snacks take them to a film Do a you know do something nice at Christmas You know be loving from afar You get to be like the escape that they'll have sometimes from their parents like a cool person to spend time with Just make sure there's nothing wrong with you mentally or emotionally where you're gonna be You know a pervert or perverting or anything because that's what happens a lot of times uncles will become

Sadly pedophiles and or p-files or whatever and I ain't doing that shit and praise god. I'm not So you'd be good out there joe. I appreciate the call brother Let's take another call here. Here we go Hey, yo, this is uh, thomas daddy from fortworth, texas Tommy out of folk worth I'm calling today because uh, buddy of mine is Well, I don't think addicted but I think getting a little bit too much into

Beth he has been a little too much into meth. Okay onward Kind of dabbling in the meth Here in there. I don't think he does. Oh, you mean he's methin around. Uh, okay. I'll stop every day But you know, like every couple of weekends or so. I'm fine. I was just doing that, you know You know, I've hired him or anything to help me about it and I tell him Dude, I've not fully stopped doing that slippery slope. Um, I don't think that's a great thing For this dude. He's a hard-working dude. He's a good job and whatnot. He's a great guy meth's great if you want to do card tricks

Outside of uh, you know outside of supermarkets for people to make a couple of bucks for the rest of your life Then meth's great meth's great if you want to um You know, if you want to Wash your hands so much that you wash to your damn skin right off of them then meth's great meth's great if you want it to be wintertime and you don't need a coat Because your body is at about 190 degrees. Then yeah meth's great

Onward He just does meth, you know, and a couple of my friends have approached me about it and said that they're worried about it Because he's not really shy about the fact that he does it. He's never really offered to have a smash But you know, if he did it a weekend or two ago or He did it that day before he came to hang out with us. He'll tell us Which I don't know. I think that's weird Well, it sounds like he's like the most confident meth guy ever really like he's fucking meth. I'm at Ali dude. This guy's you know Smoked like a butterfly shoot like a bee this dude's on that meth, but he's fearless about it

So he might mean here's the here's the things that can happen He could become the greatest meth user of all time And really become a champion of the sport, you know, he could become the deon sanders of methamphetamines or Or This dude could get caught in a playground And he could become taken apart the slides and the swings in the middle of the night for no reason So those are really the two options. Let me hear a little bit more

So how what would you do? How would you tell your friend and maybe stop doing the mess? And love you Love you too, man. I appreciate the call, you know, because it is hard to approach people, especially if you think they have addiction If they're struggling, it's hard. Also. Sometimes I remember I used to use drugs and I would think other people Were using drugs too much Dude, I remember being high on cocaine and telling somebody on cocaine, bro. You you got to do less cocaine They're like, what bro? You are you're on cocaine. I said, oh, you're all right You're right

I would I would maybe talk to an interventionist man sometimes they cost money But I would maybe talk to an interventionist because it's so I just don't see how it can get better Unless something happens now, I'm just really worried that it could get really get bad quick So you got to tighten them up, dude. Put little cards around to say, hey, no meth, you know, knock knock. Who's there? Not meth Not meth or start teaching that dude algebra bra and come out with a new thing called mathematics

And this dude is just a straight up, you know, he's the it's like a beautiful mind, bro But with methamphetamines And he's out there doing it right and winning contests and shit and winning trophies and traveling around the world And smoking meth and you know doing rails of meth and fucking setting new prizes and being a wizard and everything And then he fucking falls in love with a girl somewhere in japan or something and then her father probably kills him or something That's that there's just And that's like a best case scenario So it's limited man is limited opportunity. I think for him

So I do think it's a good time probably to speak to him and And it is time to shut it down man. There's never a bad time to shut down somebody's meth use Because meth is like it's there's only one or two drugs At the real end of the line. You got meth and you got smoking crack Nobody's ever been like, oh, yeah, I'm smoking meth and I also And I also just you know, won a Nobel prize nobody's doing that So you got to get your boy off that meth I would talk to him and if that's not working then I would immediately talk to an interventionist talk to someone who works at a At a Narcotics Anonymous group somebody who could actually speak to him

Um, but I'd find somebody maybe in recovery who can maybe talk to him if you can't reach him Because somebody should be able to reach him and here's the thing when he gets better man when he's not using it. He will thank you And that's just a suggestion dude. Also, I don't fucking know Um, all right, let's take one last call man. Thank you guys for being a part of this. Uh This show here this week Uh The holidays are coming. It's that special time of year It's a special time here. We get to be alive for the holidays, man. That's beautiful

Ain't nobody in the world not excited about Thanksgiving coming up getting that. Yeah, I'm seeing you Somebody from your family that's you know got they stomach stapled or something and they showing off their new rib cage or something It's all good Gang. All right, let's take another call here. Here we go Hey, man, just wanted to share with you some just some stuff that's been Getting to me lately went on a trip to europe With my uh, my girlfriend at the time. You're dating for a little over a year Playing on going to like five or six countries adventuring for like a

Months and a few days Okay, so you want to trip to europe with the girlfriend man. I can relate to that. I went on a trip to europe with my girlfriend Back in the day And we had a pretty decent time. I think I don't know Maybe we didn't onward and just a couple of days in I found out that you cheated on me back home So, uh, I freaked out and of course I broke up with her and it was just it was a nightmare of a situation And I could only get so in depth But I'm really just having a trouble with with getting over it getting over

Her and I was wondering if you could get me any of my Love you, dude Love you too, man. Thanks for calling. I'm sorry you're dealing with that You know, I'm sorry, yeah That that happened to you. Yeah, it can really it really hurts our feelings when people do that to us, man. Um And I mean, I only know that a lot of times I've done that to women and I've seen how much it hurts them and Um You know, she if she really does care about you she really did

Or she really does or she really did And then she probably was really hurting too So many times when somebody does us wrong we think oh man fuck them and But also, you know, what also sucks is doing somebody wrong and having to live with that wrong That's so that's painful, man Dude having to talk to your girlfriend and your boyfriend and knowing you've been lying to them and There's there's a that's a it's like having a dirty treasure chest in the ocean, bro It's like having a treasure chest that has no treasure in it at all

And it's just really just a fucking shoebox So she probably it was probably wasn't fun for as much as it was painful for you I'm just saying there's a way to heal it up. I think if you Think like hey, I'm sorry that you I bet it was painful for you to live with that And I bet it was painful that you did that and had to live with that And I'm sorry that that happened to you. I'm sorry you even though she did it to you Because then you take control you get some control then Then you're not a victim anymore. You're not a victim of what she did

You're a you're offering you were saying, hey, I can really I can understand what it's like to do something wrong And how miserable it feels or how tough it feels to live with that Pain or that uncomfortable that discomfort that decomp So you could let her know that And sometimes man, it's crazy sometimes I've been in relationships where somebody did me wrong And sometimes I've been in relationships where somebody did me wrong And sometimes man, it's crazy sometimes I've been in relationships where somebody did me wrong And then I stayed with them just so I could hold it against them

And that fucked up man Man, I remember staying with this one girl I was with for a while And I just would think sometimes man I can't stand this girl, but I'm gonna stay with her just because It's almost like out of spite I stay with her just like well Sorry man It's almost like I stay, you know, I stay with a girl once because uh, even though I didn't like her

I Just because by by staying with her it gave me some like weird control or something By staying with someone who had done me wrong. It let me be the victim And if I could be the victim it almost it always gave me this place to operate from And in in hindsight, it was such a bitch move man. I'm not saying that's you I'm just I'm saying for myself when I think back on myself It it brings me some you know a little bit of shame because I did that You know, I find for myself sometimes I stay with certain things because it gives me an excuse

I'm gonna stay with this person that cheated on me because As long as I can always remind them they cheated on me then that gives me a leg to stand on that makes me a little better than them Or I'm gonna keep drinking or I'm gonna keep smoking cigarettes because as long as I as long as that's my problem And as long as I keep going in circles of trying to quit smoking or not smoking or whatever as long as I keep that little problem going I'll never have to deal with whatever my real problem is As long as I keep this little goldfish in the bowl, I'm never even have to really see what the shark is So I just keep bow. Yeah, I'm trying to quit. I quit for a few days. I'm back. I quit. I'm not back. I'm

And sometimes it's like, I don't know if I even really want to quit Because if I quit that if I quit If I quit smoking, then I'm just gonna have to find then it's gonna be whatever what an exit I'm gonna have to look at what's really going on with me You know, I'm gonna have to fucking be Neil Armstrong and myself man not Lance bro Neil I ain't talking about that fucking nut boy with that with the cycle. I'm talking about that fucking spacey daddy But you said now about getting over man, I think the truth is dude, I think you are over her I think you just keep it around because you don't want to keep you don't want to move forward

And that's just a gas bro and that's kind of messed up with me to say that and I'm just guessing like by your tone and stuff But also man, I'm just saying that because I can relate You know, I used to pine over girls all the time for this and that and And the truth was I didn't really even probably care about them anymore I was just afraid to man up and fucking live my life I was too lazy or too stagnant or too something to fucking just say hey, that's that let's go You know, I created this fake breeze that was just pushing against me then But I was operating the wind machine secretly on the side and I don't have you know

It's like oh man, I can barely make it through this through this wind but But as long as I every now and then reach over and crank up the fucking Crank up the wind machine the fan then the wind will just keep coming. I'm making my own damn bullshit So anyway, man, I wish you luck and really what I really wish you man is the same thing that I wish myself sometimes confidence Confidence to say hey, you know what enough enough of that And let's get going, huh? Thank you for calling man. Thank you for everybody calling we can do this We can do this other people have done this. It's life. We got this. Let's go get this bruh

It's Sadie Hawkins, man. These bitches is looking for us with that nice shirt You know what I'm saying, I ain't talking about fucking uh, I ain't talking about tiff with them with them three point fucking kneecaps daddy With them dunkaroos right there. I'm talking about getting that nice shirt from a real lady I'm talking about expecting good things to happen to myself Instead of immediately looking at the bad ones every day Because that's what's comfortable Man, I wonder how far I could go if I really gave myself a chance You know, I really do

Thank you guys for being here for with me today and uh, and for me today. I don't want to sometimes know what this podcast is about, but But sometimes, uh, you know, sometimes oddly man, it's like exactly what I need sometimes So And I know wherever I am right now, this is where I need to be sometimes it's not always comfortable, but this is where I need to be And sometimes you don't always get to be with the people you want to be with or the Or be in the the house you want to be in right now or the get to have the job you want right now, but But those things that those things are coming they're they're gonna come to us when when we're ready And so I'm right where I need to be today

You guys be good to yourselves, man You deserve it, huh? Get that hitter right here that bishop gun man. These boys are good I ain't seen home in a hundred days. I can almost hear mama pray for my restless soul That's Travis McCreedy that lead singer and I ain't made a dollar. I ain't spent but when it's going ain't killed me yet I still get where I'm bound to go. You got this, baby I still get where I'm bound to go. You got this, baby I'm making it

I'm making wrong feel right I'm making it and it hails where I'm headed there I'm making good time You're making good time You're making good time, baby And most all of my plans Slipped right through my hands and wind up next to me

broken on the ground And if this bottle wasn't our glass, I'd say that I'm about an hour past the minute I should have put it down But I'm making it I'm making wrong feel right Shout out I'm making it and it hails where I'm headed there. I'm making good time

Gangra We're making good time We're making good time, baby We're making good time, baby Right where you need to be, brother Between the lives that I've lost and the films that I've lost I'm left here alone at my stand But I'm in pretty good shape for the shape that I'm in

Pretty good shape for the shape that I'm in I'm making it I'm making wrong feel right And I'm making it I'm making it I'm making it I'm making good time

I'm getting at these boys, big band and burn I'm making it I'm making wrong feel right I'm making it and it hails where I'm headed there I'm making good time Man, this song is fitting me today

I hate staying home in all 100 days For the rest of this world How about that fade out?