This Past Weekend - Searching for Abuelito | This Past Weekend #269

Starting point is 00:00:00 a starry starry night man just got done watching a little bit of that James Blake live on Instagram and man he's a real oh you know if you if you pick James Blake up and you put your ear up next to him you just man you could hear thousand oceans from different stratospheres man that guy it's he just if you're not familiar with his tunes and his you know vocal re get out there I mean that guy's got Siegfried and Roy living inside of his dang tonsils you know he just he's that whistler man I just listened to I was really listening just now Tim on Instagrams and and it yeah just opened up just damn two of my

Starting point is 00:01:00 chakras fell open you know he's that pop a lock if your soul is stalled out on the side of the of the stole of the soul her system then check out some James Blake audio and you can find him on YouTube and you can find him in everywhere anywhere you listen to music you know but he just he shows up and he just got that Jimmy stick and he'll just I mean whoo the boy will make you down he'll make a tear flow out of your heart you're like dang I thought we were just working with blood but next thing you know your a orders are really they slanging saltwater you feel me so I'm lifted man I feel lifted right there

Starting point is 00:01:49 that's the power of music and it is quite a power let's get into the episode gang And that ain't that's not James Blake that is tiny sand who and he just hit the email opened up yesterday and I grabbed that email and it was from the man himself tiny sand who and he's been sending in diddies from the beginning of this podcast era and that was a cover by him for the love of money by the OJ's and that's a cover and and just nice of him you know a time when when when people are really a lot of a lot of us there's that there's that energy where you know there's there's just uncertainty I'm cloaking myself

Starting point is 00:03:18 in uncertainty and here he is saying look here's a certain tune and this is for you and I'm going to give something of myself and that's tiny sand who with that ear did he man that thing crawling inside of your ear like a little ant and he gave us that hit gang I hope you guys are well I hope you guys are well thank you for being here I'm here and you are here and that is a good start you know that's a good start I'm happy to be alive today what am I doing I made a gratitude list this morning you know just things I'm happy to have arms you know I'm happy that there's you know that the calendar works you know imagine that you got you know the calendar everybody thinks the calendar just happened

Starting point is 00:04:11 you know like two people were standing around wondering if there would ever be a Thursday and then just out of the sky a calendar just fell and they said oh dang they got it somebody grafted out you know somebody did the dirty work but a lot of people don't realize that um that yet the calendar is basically the calendar is it's uh oh shit what is it dude the calendar is like um it's kind of like the it's like kind of the honestly dude it's like kind of a mentally handicapped periodic table if you look at it like that like sometimes a calendar will be outside playing in his yard and the periodic table will drive by in a straight-up Corvette you know and the calendar will be like oh dang boy I'm still on the tricycle

Starting point is 00:05:07 you know I'm not shit compared to that bad boy right there so the calendar really is really a second class set of organization compared to the big dogs like the periodic table um the food pyramid um what else iambic pentameter different you know large different things that are really more popular kind of I guess you could say but what are we talking about man I don't know I don't know anything man does anybody you know it's today it's Monday afternoon the days of the week are running together you know time has got I mean things are people are inside the Postmates guy showed up in the rain last night and it felt like a damn it felt like I felt like I was in that movie the notebook did he showed

Starting point is 00:06:01 up and I just I mean I started it was just wild I started hearing just romantic music and he's standing there and you know when he had two kebabs for me and I didn't want him to leave bro because I hadn't seen I hadn't seen anybody you know and I just yelled I said I thank you for a side item and he turned back man and it was it was crazy and the rain was coming and lightning and he turned back and he goes and I looked in there and it was in there and it was in there and uh and but when I looked back up from the bag to like acknowledge to him that it was in there he was gone and um man it was just it was a lot you know it was a lot and I and then I'm sitting in my apartment I'm just one do I call him

Starting point is 00:07:13 back you know do I call him and say look the side item was in there but you forgot the silverware bro and the napkins you forgot that you know but I just I figured that he kind of said his peace and I'd said my peace and and I already given him a tip and we just I figure I just let things be where they are and leave it in God's hands but that's how you know it's just people are starved for attention it's um it's interesting because it's kind of like a time where you know on one level it's like and I'm talking about coronavirus I have some people don't know what's going on there is there is a virus that is try it's attacking people senior citizens um a baby uh apparent Italians and Spanish

Starting point is 00:08:07 people so those are the ones really taking an L right now real heavily um they're basically the the Minnesota Timberwolves or the Golden State Warriors of society right now you know they're the ones having the rut they're the ones at the that are really at the bottom so it's um I don't know I'm talking about I feel nervous too my chest feels tight I feel nervous why do I feel nervous um I don't know I think I've I don't know I think I've felt nervous for a long time I feel like I'm going to mess up or something you know I have to let myself know that I can't mess up not that I can't but that there is no messing up you know just be alive and just you know just just just just just just chill out you

Starting point is 00:09:05 know there's no messing up you know sometimes I guess I don't know I'm just kind of feeling this but I always feel like there's this thing like I'm going to mess up I'm going to mess up I'm going to mess up and it just gets exhausting man and it's um it's not even something I think a lot of times just something I feel but but I'm not going to mess up you know and you're not going to mess up I'm sure a lot of people out there right now kind of question what's going on with you know I know a lot of people are worried about their jobs and worried about their finances and worried about what's going to happen to them but you know it's interesting because I think there's something that happens inside of all of us

Starting point is 00:09:54 or anyway there's something that happens inside of me during a time like this where there's a fear where it's like okay what am I going to be okay what's going to happen to me what's going to happen you know are are they going to you know is um are they going to stop allowing people to do podcast and is there ever going to be stand-up comedy with crowds again you know those types of fear things will get into my head I'm not saying those are realistic I'm saying those are fears that will get into my head but then also there's this other garden inside of me that says oh um how could I help you know what can I do to help you know do I have employees are they worried about their jobs cannot communicate with them and say

Starting point is 00:10:39 hey um you know we're going to do everything we can to to stay to make sure that you know that we that we bear this together kind of you know and that I don't just let you bear this by yourselves or you know what can you do to call a family member who's good thinking about who might be worried about losing their job and you say hey you know you could come you could come stay here you know little deandre could sleep in a refrigerator we'll leave the door open he could sleep in there at night we'll unplug it and then plug it back in during the day you know so that so that the cold air won't kill him at night and he can get a little bit of rest you know you could share the bed with me and Victor you know or me and

Starting point is 00:11:22 Horatio or me and uh me and Dee me and Dee or me and uh Denise and they call her Dee you know there's just like ways so it's there's two gardens I think that go in me and one of them is like uh you know one is like more of a garden of fear and one of them more of as a garden of hope you know what what what are some joys I can embrace in this time I can I can be I can be relaxed and I notice I relax a little more took a nap oh dang boy and I like them Napa Naps dude I like them now I'm a real Napa Dactyl you'll see me if I'm I'm that I'm that Napa Dactyl but you see me fly through the air and then just fall asleep and just coast right into the side of a damn hillside right into a mountain right

Starting point is 00:12:12 into a um what is it with the things that die that don't do well in Oklahoma trailer park you said I'm saying I'm that Napa Dactyl boy I'm that two can't I'm they call me two can't Sam I'll be flying through the air just beautiful color and then I'll just doze off and just dive by him into something you know I'm that sleepy creeper boy I like to rest you know it really resets me so this has been a nice time to have a little bit of rest you know since there's there was something needed here especially man in America they got us working or in the world we were working to get this they got this invisible wheel going that I'm running on it for me I felt like I'm and I'm just realizing oh man what am

Starting point is 00:13:01 I what I'm trying to keep up with something that's invisible you know I mean these are just things I'm thinking I don't know what I'm talking about I feel nervous today for some reason and I think also this that this disease that's going on this coronavirus is a it this is really a city this is a city this is in the city you get a different experience you know in the city you get okay we need you to stay away from each other because people can run into each other people touch each other no freeze tag you know they got a lot of gay men sometimes I'll be honest but in the park by me and this is true I'm not saying anything you know everybody's probably gay but I'm saying this this is more drug induced

Starting point is 00:13:53 homosexuality and you know what I'm talking about you know you play you know you play in hoops you know nobody you play hoops with six or seven guys nobody's gay you play pool with four or five guys nobody's doing anything homosexual you know you play marbles with three of your buddies nobody's doing anything gay you throw eleven grams of meth into any one of those games and the whole game ends with people you know what I'm saying overtime is just a bunch of gay male activity and that's because of the drugs think about that think about that man you know you throw a cut you throw nine grams of methamphetamines into a down into a Easter into a Easter egg hunt and that thing ends bro a lot of people you

Starting point is 00:14:50 know a lot of young men you know getting nude with each other you know balance and chocolate on each other's backs and everything so but what else are we talking about I don't know why I feel so nervous man I just feel oh I had a coffee that could have been it I haven't had a coffee in probably three weeks I do have an announcement today to make I am twenty three days off uh no I am eighteen days off of cigarettes I was scared to tell I was scared to tell people because I'm scared that if I tell them then I'll start smoking again you know there's something sometimes if I tell people what I'm doing then I won't then I worry that I'll stop doing it you know or something I won't take care of myself or whatever

Starting point is 00:15:44 it is but yeah man it's it's really the one of the one it's one of there's a lot of bright spots in my life right now you know when I think about it I made a gratitude list let me see I've been making them what is uh and so but but the one of the things I'm grateful for really right now is just that is that that solitude from cigarettes the space that I have from them right now because I don't mind getting that little nick a hitter baby you know I don't mind dousing myself up with the devil's uh you know with the devil's garden with those garden sticks bro that's all it is bro a cigarette's just a bunch of dirty salad rolled up into some paper you know it but it's nice to to be a little bit separate

Starting point is 00:16:39 from them and get to feel my own vibe running through my veins sometimes but what have I been doing man I've been making gratitude lists in the morning right now to help me I'm trying to work on my gratitude and so that's one thing I've been doing today I'm thankful I'm not alone this I'm just reading a couple things from my list today I'm thankful there are people who love me that are just a phone call away sometimes I forget that I feel like people don't love me but they do they're just I gotta make it not to meet the love halfway you know I'm thankful to be alive and to be amongst other things that live so that's one thing I'm thankful for and I'm thankful I can read that's a gift man

Starting point is 00:17:26 imagine that you can't read bro you're staring at a bunch of words and you don't know what it is you don't know if it's a little zoo you think it might be a zoo for letters that's that's some people's reality man but I'm thankful that I know how to decode them and that's called reading so yeah man what else is going on what am I what have I been doing what's been happening I don't know this weekend oh I went on a hike yesterday I know a lot of people are gonna hate hearing that but there's hike in Los Angeles there's a lot of hiking so went out to a solstice trail and one thing that's nice when you get out on a hike man I start to want to get lost honestly you know I'm a big Hansel and Gretel fan I'm a big

Starting point is 00:18:15 Goldilocks fan you know if you if you if you're out of town when I was young if you were out of town and had a couple of bags of instant oatmeal asleep in your off throwing a fucking yellow wig and I'll I'll Jimmy open the back door your of your y'all's complex I'll get in the bed you know I'll have two packets of them instant cheddar cheese grits and get in the damn bed so that's you know I got that little dirty girl inside of me that likes to live like that that little sleepover slumber slut ski you feel me I'm not afraid to get into somebody else's bed dude I really am not I never you know people used to do hide and go seek at my friend's house in the first place I go hide in somebody's bed I

Starting point is 00:18:58 get right up in the in that bitch sometimes they come in the room they'd be like Dan there's no way Dio's hiding in grandma's bed you know and grandma's downstairs she's you know on the phone she's bitching at somebody because her the reader's digest showed up and it was all soaking wet and I'll be laid up in there you know I have a jaw full of damn maple brown sugar oatmeal instant and it's lights out dude I'm that kind that's who I am you know I'm that I'm that risky I'm that brave sleeper I'm that that nocturnal you know what I'm saying I'll fall asleep with fucking oatmeal in my mouth son gang shit gang shit boy what am I talking about I don't know but sometimes that's what this

Starting point is 00:19:48 is man you know what I know it and I don't know it at the same time I want to let you guys know that the we had a live date coming up for the podcast live in Los Angeles part of Netflix festival and that is gonna be moved to be decided date and the Nashville date April 17th that is probably going to be moved like literally today it's out of my control I said let's do it you know I said I'll do a hologram I'll do a damn diorama and we'll pass that thing around you know we'll mail it to each person's house individually okay you know what I'm saying get another postage that's all you need we'll take it for everybody who who bought a ticket we'll we got their address we'll do postage and damn bam hit

Starting point is 00:20:43 them with it they get that diorama with a little audio box next to it you press the play you look in the hole bam daddy's there but that's not how they want to do it you know they say they want to move the date at the rhyme and auditorium there in Nashville and and so that looks like it's going to happen there will be refunds or whatever is the scenario and the point of contact they will let you know that the point of place you purchased your ticket so I'm sorry about that it's not me I told him I said I'll drive I'll drive through everybody's yard and yell out a couple riddles that's what I told him I'll put Ari Manis in the trunk of my car have him pop out do two or three minutes at each person's

Starting point is 00:21:34 house and we out son we're that roving jokester but that's not what they want to do so those are the tour dates right now that's what's going on with that I'm man I'm so glad I came in here today and I'm so glad that you're here and man I'm you know what I'm just really thankful for this music right when I came in somebody sent me a text message they said James Blake is playing on on live and I went there and starry starry night man if you if you really you know sometimes I need other things to get me into a vibe and I'll do music I'll watch those videos where you know they surprise the military dad surprises his kid at school Jesus man that shit had me leaking bro leaking dude I was watching him at breakfast

Starting point is 00:22:37 one time I'd eaten half the milk out of my cereal bowl dude I cried so much the milk was back up to the top it was skimmed by then but that shit was up that shit was suddenly my honey combs was in the deep end again you know man I'm just grateful to have a perception that's that's feeling okay right now that I'm not in fear because there's a lot of people that want to help each other there's a lot of people that want to be there for each other and and those are the people I think we're going to see the most during this troubled time you know it made me like it's so funny cuz when you see somebody in person now you really want to see him you're like oh what's up what's going on you know they got on my

Starting point is 00:23:28 street they got a mental fella and this dude is really I'd say he's 5% mental 95% physical you know he wear like you don't really have a lot of body definition and he um he walks a dog you know when he's out there and you can't really talk to him he's definitely he's here physically but he's not really here like mentally and emotionally you know he's like the opposite of a hologram basically like a hologram you get all the vibe of them but they had to make the rest of it this dude is you got the rest of it but the vibe is just a vortex you know and but when I saw him yesterday I pulled up I said what's up what's up you know what's up baby boy what's up boy hit that horn and he fucking got a little bit

Starting point is 00:24:26 scared but then he kind of calmed down and he kind of looked at me for a while and for him that's really a big step I noticed cuz he doesn't look at people very much he really he just walks his dog and kind of kind of seems scared you know he's kind of like a boo Radley like a like a thicker kind of boo Radley like kind of a honey boo boo Radley and um but anyway nice to see his ass and I just felt more like okay here's a human this is a human we forget and this is all city stuff I'm talking from a city perspective I live in a city in a rural area man I think this shit is just pretty chill this is just the devil playing hiding this is just the devil playing freeze tag with a lot of seniors so

Starting point is 00:25:20 that's what's up man have me a little drink right there little hit of something but yeah what else is going on I am purchasing a weapon I got a gun on the way everybody knows I got that six gauge and I got me a um I think it's like a sharpshooter v7 z71 or something double barrel pretty much and I think it's even why I got one of the ones you load you load from the front so you know somebody gonna pay the piper if they come piping um but anyway yeah you got sometimes I say get a do have a weapon do have something to take care of yourself it could be anything you don't have to have a gun you don't have to have a can and you know you wheel that bitch out on the porch and light it and you don't set any uh stockades

Starting point is 00:26:25 behind it or bricks up under the back tires and that bitch just uh the recoil blows right in your damn living room you know send you send your cousin straight to heaven you got a hat you know what I'm saying you can the weapon could be anything you do a bow and arrow you do a trip wire you know you do that gay wombat where you hang up from the bottom of a tree when somebody comes by glitter them right in the face bro and then tickle them until they admit that they might be interested in men bro even if there's no drugs so you gotta recognize that everybody has a different type of weapon that they can get but I'm not saying run around with a weapon but I'm saying I'm saying it's never a bad idea I don't think

Starting point is 00:27:15 to have the opportunity to protect yourself if you're in an area that needs protection you know if you live next to a dominoes pizza you're probably gonna be fine because when pizzas around everybody seems pretty calm so but yeah it's hard tough time to get some things you know you know it's a tough time to get a um you know a 12 of eggs if you want it or get you a jar of milk or a pack of uh booty clean eggs but the hardest thing to get a hold of right now is a senior citizen for real they got them locked up right now okay if you want a senior citizen guess what you can barely get one I'm serious try and find a senior citizen try and play a game of hide and go senior citizen dude you're gonna

Starting point is 00:28:09 end up with nothing you want a graham cracker great you want a grandmother fat chance little Randall I mean you got to go to the dark web really you got to go to a dark alley you'll see somebody in the distance being like hey man you know where I could get a you know where I could get an Ethel or Shirley a Betty a Joyce a Henry a Howard a Harold a Royce not a memaw a Mimi a Grampy a pop-pop your search for an abuelito must stop it's true you want out you want to um you want a recipe you want an old story huh you want a black and white picture of somebody dressed up like they're in the military from a long time ago fat chance you want a ceramic frog that's part of a larger collection why are you gonna get it you want

Starting point is 00:29:11 somebody to pull a fake quarter from behind your ear not right now bucko you can't find a senior citizen right now you can't find one you want to you want a musty smell during a hug huh you want a replica teacup from the titanic autographed by um Abraham Lincoln's cousin bro fat chance I'm just saying the hardest thing to come across right now is that SC baby that senior citizen bruh come on man come on you go hey man who you got in there we ain't got nobody's here man no we ain't got no Ethels man we ain't got no mr. Harold's we ain't got no Hank senior we ain't we're not man we don't we don't have oh no we don't have any Gertrude in here you got the wrong place buddy gets a stepping

Starting point is 00:30:11 but I saw a walker parked in the front yard that that's nothing man that's nothing times have changed buddy you want to hear um a fable you want to hear uh you want to hear somebody talk about Audrey Hepburn not today not today son you want to see uh an adult that only eats real soft food out of a blender not today bucko you want to see somebody that makes a lot of noise when they put their pants on bro you want to see somebody that could take a nap dude for no reason at all not today buddy you want an eight ball that's easy you want an 88 year old male hmm I don't think so son keep it moving it's just a tough it's a tough it's a tough time to get a senior that's what I'm saying man and we got to keep

Starting point is 00:31:04 them safe man and it's kind of nice isn't it it's kind of nice that seniors suddenly or the heart or the or the they're the gold they're the gold man they're the diamond you got to protect them doesn't it feel good to to to want to protect your family doesn't it feel good to call check in with your grandparent let them know hey I got you you know I still don't I can't come visit you now at least a lot of people I can't come visit you now because well you know it's an excuse at least I haven't visited you for four years but still can't come so but I love you and that's all they want a lot of time seniors they want to call from you I got to let you know today's episode and support for this past weekend comes

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Starting point is 00:35:45 james blake riffs really do do it for me and uh it's just it's like somebody i can't even explain it man you know some people are instruments on the earth that god uses or whatever higher power you believe in uses and um and that man has in one of those instruments within them let's take some calls here we go yo pio this is gavin just wanted to call him for your happy birthday man oh thank you jasmine i appreciate that man yeah i'm getting uh to be an adult brother i'm getting to be an adult and a sweetie to make that message man and um yeah dude jasmine that's a beautiful name that's a unique name that's a name of a rice as well jasmine rice and that's or a mixed girl even so that's you know a couple beautiful creations right there onward

Starting point is 00:36:36 it's a big day and i also had a question for you man so with this uh coronavirus going in going around we're all quarantine man so how are you keeping uh how you staying fit is your personal trainer give you any any workouts to keep that uh that booty thick or is there is there some secrets you're holding from us trying to find out man i don't want to get small help me out oh man i'm doing look i got a the trainer i was seeing i'm still seeing her on the dl and she you know they got a little training speakeasy going on they got the windows boarded up but you slip in through the side and next thing you know you kettlebellen you know next thing you know you're drinking some uh you know they got a water machine and you're getting water and struggling

Starting point is 00:37:24 in between the water times you're allowed to drink and it's beautiful man um so i'm doing that i'm taking this week off i believe to focus on yoga and rolling out my body you know i really want to take advantage of my physical body while i still can while i still have this vessel um you know i want to be able to do everything i can physically still so uh so i'm trying to stay active and and fit i've been running two and a quarter miles two and a quarter stars i've been running two and a quarter miles and getting that big two quarter in and uh and focusing on some yoga and rolling my body out i'm that tight white bro my body gets real conjoined during the center you know i'm built like a damn uh gingerbread man so i'm sweet but i'm you know it's hard to get the arms and leg you

Starting point is 00:38:16 can't do a lot of stuff you know what i'm saying i've always had limited reach limited lookability in my neck if i hear something behind me i don't even give a fuck anymore that's where i'm at with my dexterity so i used to be that owl you know i spent i fucking spent around i'll do they used to call me tony hawk of the damn upper vertebrae i do a 760 on the damn just being curious with something behind me but that's changed man so i'm staying a little bit busy with training man i appreciate you asking though and i appreciate you thinking about me and asking about my birthday man i'm happy to be alive and i'm happy that i was born you know i'm happy that my mother had me and i'm happy that my father had me um you know i have a lot of gifts in my life i'm happy that i

Starting point is 00:39:08 can feed myself today i'm happy that um you know that i have a roof over my head you know um uh uh and i and i know i'm just saying things that are pretty normal but i'm trying to really get these things in my life where they fit where i feel them inside of myself so i'm trying to work on them every day right now and really have some gratitude and um and i and i'm you know i'm happy that i'm able to love people and i'm able to feel love you know it's real hard for me sometimes to do that uh man i don't know why i'm so nervous today it could have been that coffee but what a gift man what a little you know some little gifts i'm happy that i have brothers and sisters that i know that love me you know and and um and just that i have the ability to care about people

Starting point is 00:40:00 what a what a crazy gift that is inside of us like what if we just saw people and you know animals are beautiful but i don't know if they can love each other i saw two fucking ravens beating the shit out of each other earlier by um a band and punk and patch over there off the 170 so i'm just saying that uh we got some beautiful gifts let's take some more calls man gang what a fio nick man just wanted to say what's up nick thank you for calling man i appreciate that and that's a unique name to have nick you know we got our producer premature nick and he's really doing well for somebody that i mean he's always been a little skittish he came out the you know that dude came out the womb early as hell and he had on the damn cummerbund when he showed up

Starting point is 00:40:48 that dude was ready to rock you know he got into the world early so he's always you know he's the first to draw that pistol man and it's just people playing simon says so it's you know he has some risky hand uh you know some brain hand movements but but he's one of a kind and um anyway onward thanks for for for being you man and being positive i'm trying man oh i'm trying bro we're all trying man but it's the only it's the only thing that's going to help us it's the only thing that's good you know it's the only thing that's good thank you for calling what else being funny you know i'm the funny guy here in my town where i live and among my family friends and everything oh well then you could have had my job man because you just

Starting point is 00:41:40 got to be that and then you got to go take it out it's out of town that's all it is man so we probably are very similar let's hear more and i know the the heavy burden and uh you know there's a lot going on out there in the world today and it's scary and uh i've got two kids one with asthma um and uh i worry about it his name is rogan i named him after uh joe believe it or not uh uh well man thanks i can listen to you and block it all out gang bro well thank you man that's sweet of you to say that to me man uh

Starting point is 00:42:48 you know and it's i'm just the i'm just part of this group and um um but yeah i could imagine if you have a son you know and you have a child who's dependent upon you and and there's something in the air that you know you can't control you know the feeling of that um kind of the helplessness of it a bed is really really tough to to have on your chest and have on your heart a lot of times so thank you for sharing that with us man i know it really puts it in perspective for me a little bit oh yeah this is and it's such a crazy thing just to think we breathe something in or we take it in you know you know and here you created this you know young creature this beautiful little fella this little rogan and you got him running around and he got

Starting point is 00:43:39 that asthma bro he's got them damp lungs that's what it is and we know it you could you know you google it right now you see a picture of a lung with a little bit of uh you know the the condenser isn't working on it but um but but it sounds like you know if you have a sense of humor man i bet that's something nice for him to have around because even a wet lung can damn laugh you know we used to have a buddy growing up and he would leak out of the sides of his mouth this boy summer all and jesus man he what the hell was going on with him but um but uh he had like kind of i guess asthma in his tongue or something you know he had that

Starting point is 00:44:28 or he was just like a damn uh he would push more like a damn what's that let me google this dog that dog that uh slobbers a lot he had that damn uh the internet is slow huh now that's something they got about at least corvid six in this damn internet yeah i don't know this dude he you know he was like one of them show dogs and mountain dogs them water faces man like a water mariner you know what i'm saying just dripping out the front like somebody left the faucet on man this boy summer all and uh and he's alive and doing well man is what i'm trying to say and so i'm sure just having you have an a sense of humor it brings

Starting point is 00:45:20 it brings a lot of light into your son's life man and and him having that light and energy and and that's going to keep him that's going to keep him so much healthier than anything else i bet you could ever imagine you know i know there's people for myself man even just listening to listen to the music today from that artist man before i started this podcast today i i was more nervous i don't know what i'm nervous about just anxiety there's stuff in the air i don't know but man i heard that music and it just changed my heart it changed my brain and it just so you know those are the instruments that i think god uses man you know or higher power boot or whatever whatever kind of god you running on you know um god almighty whatever

Starting point is 00:46:07 jim carrey whatever whoever you know whoever's torque in your uh engine but but yeah man i bet having a dad like you is definitely helping keeping uh keeping the water out of his lungs man so you guys stay stay dry over there and just keep it classy man everything's going to be fun and thanks for sharing uh some sentiment with us man that that goes a long way you know just remind it it just puts me in a place where you know when i'm reminded of humanity or something that makes me feel it like it's almost like uh it's like my feelings my body just gets set onto a thing like a bed or something i just feel calm so thank you brother let's get a call right here they came in nine eight five six six four nine five zero three is the hotline

Starting point is 00:46:55 and i'd love to know for next week what are things that are affecting you guys with the virus like what are you what are your thoughts you know what are your fears are you scared are you doing okay you know what are your what are the thoughts of of of people in america what are you thinking what are you you know i know the news gives us a lot of information and too much information sometimes and sometimes very you know information that's not really for us you know it's it has a different purpose uh fear tactical but i know there's a lot of factual stuff out there as well and i know it is a time where we have to take care of ourselves um and what's going on with you let me know man leave a voicemail and uh and we're going to get into that next week here we go

Starting point is 00:47:40 take deal big fan of you big fan of the podcast uh you know with everything going on in the world right now especially in the country with coronavirus i thought maybe you know to lighten the mood i would write a little song uh you know plain white to use hater the lyla the song um i would apparently so i changed the lyrics and made it my own it's called hater corona i'm going to sing it for you acapella okay so okay we got a we got a bit of a little canary right here this fella and he said um he's going to do it for us he's going to do a song for us so thank you buddy thank you buddy buddy and you got this song you got that hitter stuck in your throat he's about to serve it from hey there delight uh the lyla to hey there corona let's hear that hit i don't have a great voice but

Starting point is 00:48:29 i did drink honey tea recently and i've had a couple of potato chips the sauce in the oldy salsa guy okay so he had a couple of honey teas and he had a sausage so yeah sausage that grease sometime will uh that'll sweeten your pipe bro you know what i'm saying that'll let uh that'll fucking you'll you'll have a just a cease a cease uh a sea flat just fly out of your throat on accident you know you'll be talking to somebody and just let's hear it gang here we go hey there corona heard it's bad in new york city first you got tom hanks and rita don't you dare go for p ditty that'd be cruel now the kids got two weeks off of school that two weeks this year they gave him two years now i think dude they got one kid he's one that i saw an eight-year-old he said

Starting point is 00:49:20 he's never fucking going to school we told me he told me to go fuck myself and he misspelled fuck he wrote it down so he really needs the education is the saddest part onward that ain't cool hey there corona you ain't nothing but a virus your name makes me want a cold one but we don't want you inside us not at all and now we can't go to the mall till next fall oh you've got us quarantined though you've got us quarantined oh you've got us quarantined though you've got us quarantined a couple weeks seems pretty bad to be cooped up with mom and dad we're running out of tp as we speak corona i can promise you this wasn't like the spanish word but my social life will never be the same that's true people shutting their crotches down around this time he can't even get somebody to

Starting point is 00:50:17 show you their their body aim onward and you're to blame hey there corona once we finally get past this we can go back to our lives and we can start to wipe our asses like we do all of this has been because of you but i know we're gonna make it through hey there corona here's to you this one's for you though oh you've got us quarantined though you've got us quarantined oh you've got us quarantined though you've got us quarantined but you've got us quarantined stay safe out there game man thank you brother look at you just serving that thing bro that dirty canary just landed on your on your leg with a broken wing and you tickle him and he spits up that hit bro that's beautiful praise god daddy there you go hey there corona and hey there's a

Starting point is 00:51:21 lila i think what is that back originally i think that might be a back hit if you listen to music or not all right let's take one more call right here uh and we got a lot we got a lot of great ones coming up over the next couple of episodes and um we got big baby glenn davis coming in here here and i'm real curious to see what uh what's going on with that gentleman and he's from um he went to play basketball down there in baton rouge louisiana and he's a big man and i've always been a regular man so just to you know to have the you know like if him he looks at a ski he looks at skiing and he thinks oh i could probably i could let people do that on my back if i wanted but me i don't look at it like that i look at it as something that's hard to do

Starting point is 00:52:04 um okay let's take another call that came in right here homeward hi pio and nick this is aunt vick and grandma calling for central illinois we didn't know if you had run out of soap and fragrance oh yeah and if you did we might need to send you some more thanks bye what's up and vicki and grandma out of central illinois huh yeah you guys sent us a lot of beautiful uh hair lotion and uh different body potion underarm scent underarm scents um thank you very much i'm still using a lot of the lotion i'm still using the hair polish i'm still using um what else a lot of that uh sandalwood scented um uh body sauce or something you know fuma uh what is it called fuma fuma cologne so thank you so much for that no i still got about another probably 240 ounces

Starting point is 00:53:09 of cologne to go through so i mean my neighbors are pissed dude i fucking sprayed the whole carpet with it so i'm good right now on that um no but this suite of you a suite of you to think of me you know that suite of you just to think of of anything you know and to call in and think about me right now and how i'm smelling and how my body my skin is doing um you know that's thoughtful of you so thank you uh you know i have some some some of the stuff i have too much of it even so um maybe i'll give some to the king and the sting guys and girls over there uh but no that's so sweet of you i don't know if i even got to call you and thank you for that i know we talked about it on the um the anthrax challenge but but we're actually we're gonna do another anthrax challenge

Starting point is 00:54:01 i got some birthday gifts that have come in here from different people and thank you so much uh and i don't think it's a good time but it is just a nice thought like who cannot call now and think okay who cannot help what can i do for somebody how can i be of assistance you know what can i do what do i have that somebody else might need you know maybe i got an extra hundred dollars what is it doing for me you know if i know somebody's losing their job um it's kind of funny because suddenly like money is you know and and look i'm fortunate enough i have enough money to get me through the month you know um but it's funny like suddenly it's like having stuff seems greedy more so than ever a little bit if you know that other people aren't

Starting point is 00:54:57 going to have stuff um so yeah what a time for us to really get inside of ourselves and call others you know call a young fella you know or a young woman and say hey i cannot you know let me mail you a thing of soap let me you know let me send you a thing of uh apple cider you know what i'm saying let me email you uh uh you know or let me you know let me uh overnight you a couple grams of tillamook or cheddar or something let me do something let me fucking cut you off a little half a handful of summer sausage over there you fill your palm up you know grease your palm with actual grease meat let me do something for you let me give you know let me give you let me let me give you a bag full of uh you know lime slices do something for somebody here's a cut of lime bro

Starting point is 00:55:56 you know let me brush your teeth for you come over here let me brush your teeth for you relax you know it's that time of year where it's that's it's that time of life you know it's interesting it's interesting that we're in this time right now and this is an opportunity for us to think about yeah how can i help this person what can i do something little and it's not like hey here i'm giving you something just hey how are you doing what's going on you know and also to be brave enough for us to let other people know if we're struggling and if we're scared you know that's hard for me to do a lot of times i have a tough time of when it comes to the communication of if i'm scared

Starting point is 00:56:41 you know or like i just yesterday i was wondering like man i wonder what my mom's feeling like has she been scared would she tell me if she was you know because seniors man that's the hidden that's the real we gotta hide them bro put your granddaddy in a safe dude you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying set me on a mousetrap somebody goes to get her bam they done you know it's time we gotta we gotta lock them up you know hide your grandma hide your grandpa because corvin 19 they out here and they you know they geeking out they're getting people that thing will show up like little Daniel bro i'm fucking break out all you all the windows in your lungs dude and say he didn't do it you did it you know you did it um

Starting point is 00:57:44 i gotta go to an AA meeting man honestly that's where i'm going so i love you guys thank you for having me in your life today thank you for being in my life today um try and keep your heads up i know maybe i'm you know it's easy for me to talk sometimes i know that i can you know i have a you know my rent is paid for the month and you know and i have money to go to the grocery store this week so i know maybe i sound you know i might sound like i'm coming from a perspective that other people aren't coming from i don't know i don't know everybody's life but um but uh but i just i hope that everyone just stays positive as they can you know i'm saying we got this shit bro we got this dude

Starting point is 00:58:34 corvid 19 they're gonna better come back with their remix dude i ain't going down to that corvid 30 corvid 60 none of it's getting me corvid 7000 maybe maybe i start to struggle i pull a nade off of my chest and throw that bastard you know i'll break out that freaking six gauge that seven gauge bro you know i'll do that bow and arrows pot out son cupid dude you in love dude and now you're done now you're done son so stay alive baby be good to yourselves you deserve it let's move out here with a little bit of north mississippi all stars and uh and they got this hit for us right here and this thing is called uh drunk outdoors and they um their supporters and they've been awesome and they beautiful group they've been playing for

Starting point is 00:59:28 so long if you want to check out some other good music that'll put you in a good vibe i will put a link to them below in the youtube and that is uh off their up and rolling album the north mississippi all stars and they made a special one just for us i'll play it next week got money you can get a little bit you've got money get that hit uh if you're feeling lonely man love somebody the way out of ourselves is is through somebody else man i believe that you know and i don't always do it but i do believe that it's there's truth in that

Starting point is 01:01:39 get that hit uh thank you guys man be good to yourselves man you guys deserve it we all deserve it and let's stay in the light baby we got this gang

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