This Past Weekend - Still Not Stagnant | This Past Weekend #238

Episode Date: October 21, 2019

Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_     Theo contemplates buying a zoo, checks in on Danielle the former 26 year old virgin, and listens to voicemails about support for last week’s caller Griffin, spraying out in Ohio, and wanting to farm.   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   New Merch https://theovonstore.com    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by    ZipRecruiter Try for free at https://ZipRecruiter.com/TPW   MeUndies To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee visit https://MeUndies.com/Weekend  -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Hit the Hotline [phone]   Video Hotline Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline  -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Find Theo   Website: https://theovon.com  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend  Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Music   Intro “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn   Outro “English Gothic” - Coley Garratt http://bit.ly/ColeyGarratt_EnglishGothic ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Gunt Squad   Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Bmayer Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Woolsey Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Anderson Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danny Crook David Christopher David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter James Schneider Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeffrey Lusero Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Joakim Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kaylyn Dudich Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Noah Bissell NYCWendy1 OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Rohail Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sean Scott Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Taryn Feingold Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Tito Liebowitz Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Vanessa Amaya Victor I tuck back and sit down to pee Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke HarrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

today's episode is brought to you by gray block pizza gray block pizza 1811 pico boulevard in Los Angeles on the way to the beach gray block get that hitter get it for yourselves get it for somebody else how's your fantasy squad doing huh how's your team dude you got sterling sharp haha that dude ain't getting it done bro what's some other people that aren't you got sterling sharp you got how is somebody not named mustard I feel like I feel like there has to be an NFL player named mustard at some point we'll look that up NFL mustard man no male player

and I felt mustard Chad mustard he was a tight end boy he was signed by the Omaha beef as a free agent in 2003 he played college football and college basketball on North Dakota oh Chad mustard dang this got any more than that huh whoo well you got to respect that boy um fantasy teams yeah my team is doing well decent all right is there you think is there any bigger fantasy team than um than human beings you think then humanity is there any bigger is there any bigger you know the powers above putting us in here put slot in us in here here try in this trying that this wild times you know the times are getting

thick especially all yeah nature's just getting real thick right now you could taste it in the air if you even just just lick the air a little do it nobody'll see you and if they do I'll tell you this if they see you do it they're gonna do it they're gonna think something's going on try it lick the air once or twice now taste it in your mouth something's happening there's getting thick we're all on a fantasy team I don't know what's going on sometimes this is wild I think it's that time of year you know I was talking about it last week and it's just the universe is thick right now with with people coming

and going you know with Halloween here and with it's just that time of year where all the escalators are active and all the TSA lanes are open to come and go here into the nether world and it's um it's who we are in one heck of a fantasy game aren't we let's go I'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could I be so far from my home and my mind is somewhere else but when I find it I'll patch up where it's been now I'm just on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be

cornerstone but when I reach that ground I'll share this piece of mind I found I can feel it but it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking break and let myself on why shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you my story yeah yes and that is something that can save us right there music and the other thing that can save us is the light of something bigger the light of something bigger than us and it's shining on us and it wants to see us I do believe that I do believe that the good wants us to win I do believe that and it wants to see our faces and it wants us to know that it accepts us that we don't

have to hide that we don't have to be ashamed you know sometimes maybe that's even why ghosts come and see us because they're trying to say hey hey hey buddy you got you don't need all this extra you don't need all of this pomp and circumstance and all these French coats and all of these mink hats and mink shoes and everything and all the exotic taffy and everything you just need you and we just need each other and you're gonna be okay sometimes I yeah I just I think that the that this is the time when the you know you could hang as much

drywall as you want and you cannot stop the spirits from peeking back you cannot stop the light from looking down it's a thoroughfare right now brother it is a it's the autobahn and what if this is this is what if this is just a middle ground you know what if this is just a myth this is just a lobby between Satan and the Lord and that's that between the good and evil this is just a doctor's office this is just a there's just magazines sitting around here in our world it really is we really are we're just milling around looking at magazines here waiting to be called in a different direction but I believe that I believe

it this is the time when you know el día de los muertos you know when the devils you know he's got as many arms as he can and he's reaching them up and the light is looking down and it is just this sabotage right now welcome to this past weekend and yeah I'm just I guess I got a lot on my mind right now just I think just about purpose I've been thinking about a lot this week you know and who do I want to be you know just as a human who am I you know who do I want to be as a man you know there's my manhood matter as much as my human hood if that makes any sense I've been thinking about that a little you know I've

been thinking about that you know sometimes we get bottled we get directed into so many things especially when we're young I notice for myself I get directed in this way and directed in that and it really frames it helps to kind of like form the way I think and feel and also compartmentalize me you know and so I've just been I guess I don't know it's that time of year where even our chakras and our hearts and our treasure chests and our damn you know our dirty clothes hampers and the recycling bins inside of us they're all it's all open it's that open-door policy right now you know the full moon is building up

and you know and it all is that it's just a anything can come and anything can go and there's just a lot of energy milling around at the moment and I know that because I'm feeling it I'm feeling it I'm feeling it from my friends and I'm feeling it from even my non-friends you know I'm just feeling it so good to be here thank you guys for coming back thank I hope you're having a good day you know I hope you're having a good day and let's get into the episode I do want to let you know that they have it's not an ad everybody you thought it was gonna be an ad right there but yeah go on ahead one more time lick the air a little lick

the air just a little if you do it serious enough and don't act like a donkey while you're doing it then the man seeing you down the way or the lady or the you know you know anybody that's home on and down the way whoever they are they will do it as well they're gonna because that's the thing we're so susceptible like oh they what are they doing did they know something I don't oh is there free vanilla in the air today what's happening oh maybe the Lord's just empty not his pantry and everybody's catching a free hit of uh you know maybe somebody's catching free you know a free a taffy maybe the Lord through some

taffies off of the off of the floor and they've fallen in the people's faces and everything who knows maybe somebody you know you got to get your tongue out of your mouth man and catch something that's what I'm saying it's that time of year um I have a show announcement do I yes I don't know when the tickets gonna be on sale December 26th in Lafayette Louisiana at the Hyman Performing Arts Center some proceeds from the evening are going to benefit Dustin Poirier's the Good Fight Foundation you know and uh we're excited about that and you can follow me on social medias for the pre-sale code and yeah we're excited to

help raise money for Dustin's for for the Good Fight Foundation and I think it's gonna be a fun time of year it's gonna be a fun time of year and I'm hoping to be able to be there and uh and be a part of people's holiday season so uh afterwards Dustin and I as well might you know do some photos and everything with anybody that wants them hell most people probably don't want them we might have to chase you down to get you to do one with us but you know I believe that he's a good guy and I believe that he fights for people that can't and so does this charity and I'm excited to be down there in the Lafayette they call it the

Lafayette and then the Lafayette and it's a big place I don't even know what that place was I don't know if we'll sell it out or not but it's a big place what's going on with me I am oh I've been watching what is it I've been watching um righteous gemstone boy it's good I just I think the number one costume this year gonna be Uncle Baby Billy's you know it and Uncle Baby Billy's and he got that little big tooth big tooth side piece you know that fucking little enamel snake he's got always slithering around with them Tiffany or something her name is Tabitha Uncle Baby Billy's so that's

beautiful I wonder if it'd be fun to have him and um and maybe get Keith in here that other guy with the long hair that Satan boy and he loves Satan brother and uh but yeah man I love that ain't no misbehaving that's my running through the house with a pickle in his mouth that shit is too much son yeah man it's so it's just a wild time has been a lot going on this year there's been a lot going on and I'm just feeling it from a lot of people a lot of people just wondering what what's happening right now and I think it's because we're at that we're in the final curve heading into the end of the year because the

year it's you know it's like anything it gives us a shape it gives us a you know the sink you just you're just just kind of oozing down the side of the sink and then October hits and suddenly it just crevasses straight over towards the drain and that's November December and then bam that's it and I think it's just that time here where a lot isn't there's a lot energetically at stake because we're heightened and no I haven't been reading like some horoscopes or anything like that because I ain't no damn starburst a lot of these you know you got these you know a lot of people out here a starburst and somebody you know

they'll throw a damn somebody will beat you in the head with a uh what is with a geode or something you know a sock full of these damn geodes and tell you you know you're gonna go to heaven or whatever and these you know who knows but it's just I don't know what's going on so um yeah what else what else is happening with me this weekend I didn't much watch the Saints game I got sick actually I got a little bit of the flu yesterday or two days ago started to come on so there's been kind of recovering from that so some of this could be the Nyquil talking and uh yeah man what I hate is whenever you get the flu when

you have to you try to blow your nose and like you can't tell if the snot is trying to go out or in so I'm doing so I'm just it's like you know you're playing you're just a dirty you're a dirty trombone and you're playing yourself and and you're just like what do I you know do I blow it out do I get it through the back end what am I doing here you almost want to call somebody that's chimney sweeping out there to come and take care of you and beat you in the face or beat you in the ass with a feather or something something unique but if people see you licking the air they will do it that's that's what that's

that's baffling because you think people would see somebody licking there to be like oh that guy you don't call on the police but instead more people see you out there do get a friend out there go lick the air first somebody be like oh look at these guys huh look at these freaks and then as they walk away they'll kind of take a little taste out of there man what is it what's going on is there they giving out free boys in Barry what's going on you don't know what's in the air sometimes now I remember my boy Jeffrey Saviak had a gas leak at his house when I was young and they had on monoxide or something and we would go we

didn't know we go fall asleep on Friday and wake up on Sunday beautiful it would be like that do we the whole family you you walk through his kitchen his mom would be just dead asleep doing us you know you know five hours into making a salad she you know she'd been asleep for four four hours and 55 minutes of it just so you know just different time but beautiful you know beautiful to get that free gas as a boy and this before the legislation and everybody got upset about everything but get to just to get that free gas as a boy man it was uh it was nice it really was to go to a place and get something for free there's

just something nice about it even if it is a kind of like a toxic or semi toxic gas what else buddy of mine trying to get me to invest with him in the zoo that's crazy but I guess I've been lightly considering it he got the read on a zoo down in Sinaloa I guess down in Mexico so Sinaloa the officially the estado libre is sober I know sober I don't know they see no law okay kind of chatty there on Wikipedia about it but yeah my buddy got a read on a zoo that went under down there so I don't know what to think about that you know I've got a caught up in some bad investments when I was young we did a pyramid scheme

and and and it made me fight my peers actually so I guess I don't know if that's what a pyramid scheme is supposed to do but me and my peers fucking lost a bunch of money and then we ended up fighting I'd love to know that actually if anybody ever done a pyramid scheme and got lost in what the fallout was from it locally if you hit the hotline with that I'm curious about that 985 664 950 through zero nine five zero three running through the house with a pickle in your mouth ain't no miss my baby that shit is wicked brah that's that hot beat um so anyway we'll see man I don't know if a zoo is really gonna be my

buddy said that um animals are real hot in Mexico right now so but I don't know that just so we'll see man if that's something that I can get more information about because yeah I did that we did glitter when I was young they some dude came through you know you know I'm not sure who it was but rolled through town and got everybody into what um glitter mining back when people thought glitter was a precious or semi precious stone and they popped and they fucking got us you know so people you know I fell into some you know I've fallen in the dark financial waters dude how is financial waters not a name of a honestly a young

urban gentleman bro that would be the best name ever but yeah I don't know if zoo in here but any molest is real popular my buddy said down in Mexico so we'll see but I don't know if getting involved in a zoo down there is the best overall use of of my earnings but it's a cool down in the cool can cool can coolie coolie I can province coolie I can see he said this 3.216 million down there people and that's as of this year but who knows how many of those people are hanging out staying there but but yeah man you got to think that out of 3.216 million people you only need how many people at a zoo every week to make

it function to make money I bet probably 2,000 people so if you can't get 2,000 people to go to a new zoo in Mexico out of three point excuse me out of 3.216 then are you even a businessman that's one of my big questions so we'll see but I'll keep you guys posted what else is happening oh I got the hair that's what's been going on I'm like what if I haven't been doing much I got the hair rejuvenation again so you know I love surgery and and I got it so I've been having to chill that's been the worst thing I've been having to literally do nothing and then two days ago I started getting sick so it's been tough having you

know they took it out the back they took a decent crop and they put it up in that front boy so here in the back here in the front so but it take a while they just take the seed now a lot of people do not know this and I've talked about it before on here but if you do the FUE hair surgery now I go to this but this fellow dr. Cahan out here in Beverly Hills fancy guy I'm not sure where he's from dude probably I don't want to say maybe Middle East maybe Antarctica I'm not sure dude but like kind of darker Antarctica you know Antarctica you know he's just I think you know he's a he's a Beverly Hills guy beautiful man and he

works in he worked in in transplant or he long before you know an actual organ transplantation and now he does hair so what they do they they shave the back they take about maybe one out of every 12 hairs out of the back or 30 hairs or something they get out they have a little bitty sound like a shovel but it's pretty much like a little bit like a little you know Uncle Baby Billy shovel and they just I mean they just run through the house with a pickle in their mouth pulling hairs out of his dome out of your back down back of your head rear you know out of that fucking out of that big half dome in the back out of that

free solo frickin back piece you know so they pull them out and then they dig little bitty holes in the front and they have two nurses that come take the hairs from the back put them in the front and that's how it goes took about four or five hours they give you a Valium's so I started watching El Camino and then I woke up like an hour and a half later and I was in a watching a soap opera so you know what the hell happened but I'll come in it didn't seem that good honestly but um so I did that did that dirty trick we're in and now it has been recovering the hard part is you can't do anything active so you can't do gym you

can't do yoga you have to sleep at a 45 degree angle like a shitty uh you know like a someone who's supposed to do you know like that chubby guy on the night's watch or whatever that guy's name is El it's not Eldridge but you know I'm talking about the guy who's taking care of somebody else's baby Smee or what a Smeagol not Smeagol um but yeah you sleep at a 45 degree angle you know like kind of like a fucking like a semi alert person I guess like a somebody who sleepwalks but is lazy so they're not even doing it so that's the tough part you got to stack the pillows at a certain angle you got to get the ruler or

you can do a thing on your phone now that shows you what angles are so you got to get that 45 degree angle so I sleep at that bastard and today was the first day I could wash the back of the hair and just pour a little water on the front and that's been six or seven days five six five six days so on Tuesday I'll be able to resume I think some yoga and some just moving around but it sucks because you get stagnant you get stagnant and that's what hasn't been good for me I don't like being stagnant because when I'm not moving the things around me I can be affected you know this things can get me more the world can get me more

when I'm not moving and so that's when you know I think for me it's tough and that's when I get caught thinking more about honestly more about the dark arts because you're just right there you know if a vultures flying by and they got a and they got a meat that's sitting right there just a sitting meat then it's and they have one meat that's rolling down a hill you know a meat in motion and that bird's gonna get that sitting meat that SM and that's what I feel like and that's why I think it's just with this time of year and this much you know energy in the air it's like man I just want to get moving again so I can you

know get out of some of these shadows and stuff and just make sure I stay stay in the light brother or I can be a part of the good stuff so yeah I got the FUE hair transplantation it's my second time did I need it probably not but you know I don't spend money on much and I like having hair you know I like having it now one scary thing the flood the um the flood the they inject your scalp with a bunch of different saline solution and a bunch of stuff to numb the pain well this junk starts at the second day and third day you don't notice it but then on the fourth day your forehead swells up then the swelling rolls down your face

and you start to get swollen around your eyes nose cheek if you're on the YouTube but I'll include some photos you know cuz I like to be candid about it I mean I look like a panther I look like a white panther I look like a um kind of like a somebody a fat snake that's kind of dumb a little at one point I look like a fire boy a boy that have been maybe not in a fire well maybe like a boy who'd been in like a medium kind of fire and no disrespect to anybody that in a fire or has been you know fuck at least you've been in the fire bra a lot of people afraid to even fucking step outdoors if things is getting real

heady and at least you've been in the fire what else do we have here I got a cold man I'm still getting over this I couldn't even do my kind I had two comedy sets man here's oh I'll tell you this this message came in to me on Instagrams this boy this is from a shit I don't know who it was from this boy said El Raton if someone is trying to dress up like you for Halloween what are some essentials well first of all I think you got to have if you're gonna be me you definitely need to have some antidepressants in your pocket gang bra and if and after

that I think you need to I'd go with body oil I'd go with the Rat King attire I'd go with body oil at least one strap you want to be strapped up I think you need to have the dark glasses you need to have that straight up that Uncle Baby Billy back splash that long hair in the back you know that dirt curtain boy if this neck's a not if this neck's a knocking don't come a rock and you feel me oh you need to have decent attitude nothing more than that you know you don't have to have a you know you don't have to be real fired up or keyed up you got to just know that hey you know you fucking beat Crystal Ea twice that's all

you got to know boy and that's the whole outfit and go out there and have a loved one you know preferably female keep putting baby oil on you and you can put the baby oil on your face as well if you don't have baby oil you could use Crisco or or butter unsalted butter stick butter I prefer the stick bro go straight into your skin I don't like the fucking marjoram we got to rub it in get somebody to just rub that fuck just get somebody to rub that hot stick on you and the stick will heat up the more you rub it on your body because that's one of the internal powers of butter so that's one of you know nature's beauties

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have it and it's been a year since we uh communicated with her and and we're glad that people have you know or someone at that time had been inside of her body and there's nothing more haunting than letting someone in your body think about it. I mean you can go a lot of places you can just walk right in but if you just walk right into somebody's body a lot of times it's illegal so to let somebody get in your body that's a you know that's very there's nothing more haunting than that that's a real I'm gonna haunt you for a couple seconds with this wing or with you know I'm gonna drape this vajet over you and haunt you

a little you know how haunt you a little peter area you get it so it's been a year now that Danielle has allowed her body to be haunted by others and so let's check in with her right here and just see how it's going hello hey Danielle hey what's up it's Theo from the this past weekend I'm doing pretty well we're just how are you doing actually we're just thinking I was thinking actually I try to blame it on other people but that it's been a year since we had the the Danielle the virgin call yes yeah and what a year you know yeah how's it been um it's been good it's actually um at the time of the

initial call I lived in Savannah and now I live in DC so that's been a nice change of scenery look you get some D and then you want you gotta you want to add letters to it you know sure yeah what took you over there to DC um well I've been thinking of moving for a while and actually kind of the the catalyst was the guy that I was dating the v-taker if you will didn't end so well so like when that ended I was like well I'm gonna get the heck out of dodge you know yeah and how is the um how's the sexualness been once you got over to DC is it different what's from Savannah to DC um it's a little bit weirder up here to be honest

it's a little bit harder to find people I find that a lot of them are already married or just kind of like self-absorbed in a way so the dating scene is a bit harder um but you know it's not that hard yeah well it's not that hard to get somebody to just fall in your in your in your body if you need them to I guess yeah not not too hard when you really try yeah do you feel any different now that you're you know a part of the sexual community I guess I mean I feel like I'm kind of in on you know like a secret although I guess it's not a secret like the majority of people have sex so it's like the worst kept secret yeah but yeah

I just kind of like I get what it's about I feel like there's a new topic of discussion that can be had that's cool so yeah I like that yeah and some deep have you learned like what have you learned about sex do you feel like anything I don't even cuz I don't know I've been doing it barely you know for a long time but I've been doing it but I mean I mean it's just kind of like a natural thing you know there's only so many things you can do yeah but I mean learned not really honestly yeah yeah no um learn I'm trying to think I mean not not really I think it's just kind of you go with the flow I mean I guess there's like

obviously positions and stuff like that but I think it's just there's only a couple though that matter yeah yeah I mean yeah it's like are we on land are we you know what's you know it's very there's only so much humans can do without you know being you know having you know gasoline involved or getting read you know somebody jumping off a damn building or something you know yeah there's only yeah so many there's only so many safe options yeah yeah and do you have things escalated now or you got have you got joined any sexual groups have you did you then want to get into like three sums and stuff like that has it

gotten pretty um has it gotten kind of spooky or anything um I can't say I've done any of that okay but um spooky I mean I guess so I mean the when the first time we spoke you talked about like butt action and that has happened so I just feel like all have been checked so jeep that's a thing yeah and so was that something that you brought upon yourself or was that something that was initiated by a young man um it was he says accidentally initiated but I don't believe that yeah I didn't believe that for a second I was just like yeah yeah keep going oh wow but yeah so I was just like let's not talk about this because

it's already happening so let's just keep with the flow okay um so yeah that was well that escalated quickly it really did because it was within like three weeks with the same the guy who like it was the same person yeah just wanted it all oh I'll tell you this I'm a guy and that's how it goes okay yeah you know well I guess that's something I learned they just want it all well we'll mill around your vagina for a couple weeks until we accidentally try to fall into your butt you know yeah and then sometimes it works yeah and sometimes it works um well dang so do you do you wish you were still a virgin or are you

okay fine you know it's it is what it I mean I it's better not being one I mean I'm having more fun yeah so yeah it looks like you kind of took it you know it's like you kind of rain you know it's like you don't want to be because how old are you now 26 yeah yeah I don't think I have a friend I think who got married and she's might be like 40 or something she's a virgin at that point it's like you kind of scare it's you know you're starting to scare people some yeah I mean I felt that way at 25 so I can only imagine what it is you know yeah at 40 that's a lot at 40 I think you just save it go back to heaven yeah

at that point it's like let's get all the brownie points with Jesus can wow so one year out there on the sex circuit Danielle that's beautiful yeah you know one year down hopefully many to come oh yeah oh yeah you can fuck for at least or do sex or whatever you want to do for at least probably 40 years I bet 40 well yeah I guess unless you know barring any tragedy yeah well yeah yeah I hope it doesn't happen um what are you gonna be for Halloween what am I gonna be for Halloween besides a real tramp you feel me just you know I'm not a huge Halloween person but definitely you have to be I mean if you're doing but activities of

somebody that's Halloween basically you have to be in Halloween Halloween is basically the butt sex of the calendar but that's such a great way to put it but I guess it's I celebrate it like regularly yeah it's like not a big not a big deal the day of you know yeah yeah oh wow you're unbelievable but it's so good to hear you sound good or is everything going okay yeah it's going good it's um just night it's nice Sunday evening here in DC so yeah it's um going pretty well yeah just you know 20 year old or in my 20s living life you know yeah staying down or staying damp out there in those meat streets huh yeah

you said it yeah well good luck to you and uh just don't get in doing any wild drugs or anything like that that's where it can get really really wild you know oh no I think I mean that's already happened oh damn yeah sorry well let you down there look here how about this hey stay alive try and stay alive if you can yes I will do that I love it it's my ability and it's nice to your voice and you'll hope you have a good day and um and I'm glad you've had a safe year of decent sex you know or semi decent thank you so much Theo I appreciate it yep good luck out

there and I hope to see you in the future awesome thank you I'm looking forward to whenever you get Maryland rescheduled yes so a lot of people asking about it I think it's gonna be at the very end of January so but I'll let you I'll let you know soon oh awesome that sounds great yeah yeah we'll put it on the books or something this week I think so we'll have a good Sunday evening I'll talk to you later thank you you too Theo bye alright Daniel bye and just like that and just like that people are coming into the backdoor of our lives the spirits are out there they'll find any way into you through your face through

your eyes through your snout through your buttocks wow it escalates quickly doesn't it that's okay man that's okay she sounds like she's doing well though she's something she's doing well and so I'm glad that she called that that she answered thank you Danielle let's take a couple of calls here they hit the hotline [phone] hey Theo this is Terry just calling in because I was watching your show thanks for calling in Terry and I would love to tell you that that that's my favorite name but it is not but that has nothing to do with you as a human you're

different than your name onward the guy named Griffin called in about him and his girlfriend breaking up after a while I just wanted to reach out to him and let him know that things get better and it's just gonna take a little time but there's light at the end of the tunnel dude you just got to look for it and focus on yourself right now for a while you haven't been able to focus on yourself because it's been able to you've been in a relationship but now you got focus on yourself and you can really improve on some things and that gets a lot better man I promise alrighty and you know that's that's a thanks for

calling with that Terry and that's a good suggestion too and when you're in a relationship you can't see you it's hard because you have that idea you got that accomplice you know you got that human side that human you know you got that adjacent human and you can't see you can't just see you I mean it's harder because when you look in the mirror both you guys are there you're together it's a team and you know it's tough it's tough to know what's a good relationship what's a safe amount of them involved in you what's a healthy amount not safe what how healthy is it I mean look I struggle so much in this

space I don't even I think it's nice that this call came in though I'll tell you this about the the listeners of this experiment that we probably got I would bet 200 calls for that for for suggestions for Griffin so that I mean that's amazing to me that they hear that somebody's struggling and that many calls came in for him here's another one that came in thank you Terry onward hope you guys have a good day yo what's up it's your boy Mark in the Sacramento area of California right now I'm listening to your podcast and just drop and a young man with a shaky broken

voice is talking about losing a relationship of three and a half years yeah that's Griffin that called in and thanks for calling in brother from Sacramento and Sacramento the home of the missing people actually the lot of missing people up there in that area so hope you're you know you know you know you're checked in with others onward and take an ownership like you ought to and that's good I'd like to give him some advice as a guy that's going through some really bad times in his own marriage first of all go ahead and grieve cry don't get drunk and don't go and score okay don't go don't go out and

and chase honey don't do that just grieve grieve cry process this and after you've done that go get a counselor and just start talking to someone once a month and just deal with your stuff be honest be transparent be ugly honest deal with your issues because when love comes around again you need to have this stuff and check and you can do it bro you absolutely can gang man thank you there I think that was mark yo what's up it's your boy mark yeah thank you thank you very much mark for that call man that stuff resonates with me too what you're saying mark cuz uh you know I find that I carry the same problems from

my past and I continue to carry them into my future man you know and it's like I I don't know I just sometimes think I would be able to learn a little bit better even for me and I know that this young man is struggling and I think that that's that's a good suggestion find somebody to talk to and be brutally honest you know so no we don't want to be brutally honest man I don't you know so we don't want to be brutally honest how scary would it be to just tell just to be just it's crazy we will live our lives and lie we will live our lives and lie before we will be brutally honest I will I have

and that's the dark arts man and it's crazy because the dark arts a lot of times it's our truth and they're really the brightest thing in the room but the things that separate us from them or the things that we choose instead of them are the ways that we satiate I don't know she got a little lost there but but yeah that's a good suggestion is that if there were real issues in your relationship Griffin then you can yeah if you would you'll here's the thing you'll take the same ones into the next relationship that's not going to change that's not going to change you know I

see my therapist about different issues that I have and and sometimes I don't want to fight him I don't want to battle him I'm tired man sometimes I am I don't want to do it I don't want to do the hard work sometimes I know what it is I know it's right there but sometimes it's just it's hard man sometimes it's hard and the scary thing is some of the truth we don't even know what they are but we can just feel them we can feel them milling around behind the corner behind our shoulders you know but take care of yourself do your best

Griffin you know keep people out of your butt that's always a safe place to start and you know and that's what we just we deal with in the meantime you know we deal with in the meantime because a lot of a lot of life is that it's in the meantime what do we do before you know just take care of yourself right now and you got some fellows that a lot of people that reached out with suggestions so thank you to everybody that called in here's a call that came in to the hotline onward what's going on young Donna what's up playboy get at me daddy gang gang this is Dylan Armstrong at a Bonham Texas DA down in Bonham bruh fuck with me

I'm 25 I do pest control been done for about two years praise God brother PG son Ptl baby praise a lark and damn I hate a pest bruh I hate a past so just knowing that you out there bruh just gunning these little fucking muppets down cuz a pestle do anything where you close the door pest come right up under that bitch you have a couple bananas out in the morning and they got six or seven little flies on that bitch trying to suck it off what like damn man they don't stop you you come home sometime you have a couple roaches over there listening to your stereo bruh and they fucking they don't care they doing coke off your

iPad it never ends boy these pests bruh you know you you know you'll be over at your window and a couple and T for try to sneak in that bitch brah bye get them drown them out boy hit them with a little bit of fucking WD 40 or something you know or a little bit of a roundup ready bruh so I'm glad to know guys like you are out there onward no like six seven years ago I was you know cooking at tawn it and so from then on come up to this you know time now seven years later or whatever I've been constantly trying to better my goals and get you know better job and all that stuff amen man so for yeah if you're cooking in

Sonic and how you doing pest control man it's good because you're taking you know it's definitely more job where you are you're out there interacting with people now you know you have much more responsibility with pest control because you got to show up you got to have the chemicals mixed you got to have your appointments on target Sonic who gives a fuck dude you in there shooting up somebody wants a muffin you show up to the front of the register and deal with that bitch you know unless they still doing a roller skates or whatever I've been there in a while but if you got a you know you got a cherry ice a couple

of motherfuckers out there you know and you got them roller skates on bruh I mean I don't know how Sonic even stayed in business with the roller skates shut it down man because people I'm you know you got a you know you got a dollar eight dollar sixty one fifty sandwich and somebody's on rollers somebody's trying to fucking R skate in that bitch out the door the chance of them dying are getting hurt or breaking her neck for a dollar fifty you know a little stacker this the insurance has got to be through the roof and especially some of the sonics brother in dangerous neighborhoods so you fucking you got

that cherry lime you know in a cut in a handful of fucking snack poppers and you trying to sneak out you know you trying to you on wheels and you duck in fucking bullets you know it's just shit gets real shifty out there when you trying to sign it up and they got them to you know you know there's two men those you know a couple of you know those two gay gentlemen they're beautiful guys on doing all the commercials and they over there fucking hiding from their wives and putting poppers in each other's mouths or whatever dude and you could tell the one guy's on uppers the little white one he's on he's on some

type of a little you know dust poppers or something and he hits it right when he catches that you know when he catches that back door fucking stage pipe so it's you know you know what I'm saying brother it is what it is man but I'm glad you're staying busy dude I'll tell you this about pest controls I used to like when a mosquito truck would come man God that shit was Christmas brother for my lungs and brain because when that mosquito truck would roll through and I grew up down there you know in that rural area skeet skeet where they got skeet us we have skeet is a lot of skeet is from even different countries

would come and do summer homes in our area and so you know a lot of them when that's gat when that mosquito truck the city once a year maybe like six times a year they would spray something out of the back of a van and sometimes it was like this spray gun and sometimes it was just a you know couple bad bitches and a gay gentleman back there with a um you know a couple bad bitches with a um just some spray canisters of it and they just holding the van they just rolling down a street through you know repellent they called it repellent repellent and we ride our bikes behind that just nose furs boy just catching that hit

rather it was nothing better than that free high out there you have our neighborhood people's parents step parents children step children double step you know people not people that wasn't even living they would be in a coffin and their fucking cousins pushing them down a street catching that fucking that freaking hot hit off the city bruh that skeeter hit you know that repellent boy that shit yeah dude dude after half a block I didn't fucking know who I was anymore dude I remember I remember after two blocks I didn't list in a damn military bruh told him my name was Benedict Arnold one time and tried

to enlist bruh so I'm just saying this you know pest control is a beautiful I'd say it's a premier position in a lot of areas so let's sorry I'm rambling man let's go on and with you being where you're at how you have so much stuff going on all at once I was just kind of wondering does it ever get to a time or do you ever get to experience kind of just chill time because man I said I've been going for about seven years straight and I'm constantly trying to get you know better opportunities and it's kind of hard to sit back and enjoy it anyway man keep doing what you're doing gang gang gang brother thanks for

listening to man I really appreciate that you know I worry sometimes I don't ever want to be you know I just want to be the same I want to be I want to always know I'm just glad that you listen thank you you know I think I've noticed this some people you just always are gonna find the next thing and that's just who you are you're always gonna find the next thing soon as I got here now I want to know here okay now I got to this stair now I want to go and that's just it's just built into you you know relaxation for you is almost you know it's it's well not relaxation but ambition some people ambition okay I'm

talking about something different I was an ambition that's never gonna change if you have ambition if you start at one job and you find yourself wanting to do another job and then you start to see okay now I have this kind of skill set mastered now how do I you know buy my own pest control company or how do I you know how do I get myself a two pest control trucks on my own and then just you know and a couple employees and and yeah basically starting your own pest control company how do I go from being an employee to being an employer and that's ambition that I don't think that ever leaves you I think that thing just

stays that was that was put in you that's a pilot light that was lit into you by the Lord or by your family or by somebody who threw a match any a fucking asshole as a child you know and that never changes but I believe that that sometimes we have to slow it down and you know this year I really have struggled with that man I got in over my head with busyness and now I was just stressed out man and so I've had it slow it down I've had to just cut back on the responsibilities you know we've had less guest episodes on the podcast had to take some comedy dates off the books now I was gonna lose my mind I was losing

my hair and your hair bro your hair is just a soft strands of roof right out of your mind so I knew if that shit was falling out the next thing to fall my fucking brain bruh you know I go to bust a hard fart or something in my brains in the toilet I mean it's just the propensity for me to continue to do well at the point of stress that I was personally feeling was really tough let me listen to the end of your question one more time I've been going about seven years straight and I'm constantly trying to get you know better opportunities and it's kind of hard to sit back and enjoy it anyway man keep going it is hard to

sit back and enjoy it and you kind of don't in a way you know I noticed a little bit a lot of the work the more some of us are because I was never really that great and enjoying things anyway and that's part of my alcoholism for me my alcoholism always wants my it's got to be the next thing you know I'd be at a party and and it would be the party and I'd be I'd hear a rumor I'd even fucking make up a rumor I'd hear a rumor there was a better party somewhere and I started probably that rumor when I got to that party I start a rumor hey there's a much better party over then an hour later that party would come that rumor

would hit me at the same party hey man I'm like fuck man we gotta go to that party and I just there was nothing was ever okay ever good enough because I was never okay so just never okay was my thing and so I couldn't enjoy things I could never really enjoy something and some of us you just you just might be that way your joy may come from staying busy it may be the place where you feel best now if you do find yourself real stressed out you got to take some thing off the docket man and as far as new opportunities and growth and jobs and stuff I noticed those things happen for me as as I was as I would do something

new now you're working in pest control which first of all thank you bro people don't think how much pests is out there and that that people don't think that every morning they got you know two three thousand seven thousand MFers out there beautiful MFers sorry going out there to fight pests bro dude you tell what that's insane Jesus I mean there's no great there's no greater battler of the dark arts than um then somebody who's fighting pests think about different pests dude bats snakes attack snakes roaches vermin never ends pests vague could be anybody brah it could be illegal aliens dude to some in

some areas okay but you know the term pest isn't saying it could be somebody sneaking down your chimney trying to steal a log or fucking you know knock your wife up or whatever you know people you know people come in your house for different reasons but but nobody think about how much a pest a man how thank you is what I'm saying thank you for your service dude because nobody thinks about that right you guys sleep in for a couple of weeks the fucking world will be overrun with spiders scorpions manna rays uh what am I thinking of fucking uh can't think of it um everything so but I hear what I was saying what I

noticed was once I started to work in new circles and get a little bit higher then I was communicating with people who are working in new circles so once I thought I was just a comedian then I was like oh now I'm doing a podcast now I'm talking with other people that are doing podcasts so now they know more information and I can ask them hey how did you get from here to hear what do I need to do that so it's tough to know if you're talking about ambition or if you're talking about overwork if you're being overwork man and I don't know if you ever will enjoy it because ambition sometimes keeps us from enjoying things

and someone keeps me because I'm always finding that next horizon even if I don't want to I think ambition is something that is just in you sometimes I don't know if it's really a choice a lot of times but it's funny I do think certain experiences will unlock because I didn't know I had really had much ambition sometimes I don't think but I'll say this man thank you for your service and keep going you know it's always okay now I'm an employer and then okay somebody's in him I'm an employee how do I find out how do I be that employer or how do I see you know who's the guy that brings the chemicals to the pest

control every week who's that guy because I really like his job I really like what he does that's a field I really could see myself in or who's the guy that sells the the pest control companies the two people you know who sells a I can't think what it's called franchise who's the guy who sells the franchises to different people that's the now that's it see it just you know as you get up the little as you get up the the ladders you'll see you just you can see more you can see different views and the ladders are there for everybody I believe that man I really do here's a call that came in 985-664-9503

Hey Theo, it's Mike from Bite Dubuque trying to be a farmer but trying to struggle on you know farm oh thank you Michael and thank you for calling in man you know I used to work on a soybean corn and cotton farm over in Natchez, Mississippi actually I worked for the father of the man whose song we heard on the way in shined by Bishop Gunn was that song and his father employed me over there on the banks of the Mississippi over trying to struggling you know farming can't pay the bills anymore but until you become pretty much a super farmer farm thousand acres instead of 40 acres my brother he's

already successful farms 1500 and he gets to do his dream and I want to keep the dream to for myself trying to juggle it with work work 60 hours a week as it is and try to get time off to farm and I had to go into a meeting with my boss and he said he won't allow it so I don't know if I should dive head first and just start farming and live off ramen or if I see my job pays really good you know it might not be successful because I'm not all in it on the side and I don't know you got any advice on what to do I'd appreciate it as you ever want to do some farming come up here gang brah I'll come up there dude I'll grow

about 700 acres of cocaine brah you know I'm saying you feel me dude or that grow cane you feel me boy you know what I'm talking about that's sugarcane sugarcane that straight ball baby you got it the James Harden of the garden son this shit'll cross you over this shit'll just have you double dribbling your own ideas boy that's that hitter and I got that from Maui right there some of y'all know that I mean you want to talk about mother nature's land dandruff baby you got it this thing will have you beating the street with your snout son that's that hitter bamboo by the gram boo this is that you throw

this and a drug addict will come back with it in his mouth and you can stay off a cocaine and stay off on that grow cane baby you know what I'm saying this that that fucking scary Potter dog petrificus totalis this dude look oh man oh you saw it looking for me bro you know what I'm saying I'll suck your stick bro you know that's tasty man oh that's tasty and only nature offers that sweet you know but yeah this also can do diabetes to you as well if you have too much of it you know this should have put the beat in diabetes dude this give you that higher beaties dog you know you be you know kind of just you

know blowing your neighbor for a couple of you know for a little bit of that that gram boo you feel me gang bruh but what I'm saying is man don't do drugs you know they're safer drugs out there now sugars just as addictive I will say it but but but you never really seen a dude blowing a guy for a cinnamon so you got to think about that you know big picture and only in Maui do they have such a beautiful creature and other places actually Louisiana also has this Vietnam as well but only really unique and special spots can offer you know can the land just make such a damn drug and and God dang it's beautiful

though when you see sugar in its natural form isn't it you don't think about it like this do you you don't think every time you bite a cookie that there's a little bit of forest in it do you that mother nature's just lurking inside of that cookie and about you to about you get you get you a stick did and you about to be her little cookie bitch and that sugar cane boy and girl sorry whoo I think it's me fired up dude you know natural sweets get me fired up but thank you for that opportunity to come over there and farm I really appreciate that man I want to tell I want to I want to say this man you know there comes a

time where it's okay you have to decide and you know what a lot of people don't do what they really want to do you know the two things that made me happiest man in my life one time though the happiest day ever had actually I know for this for a fact the happiest time ever had I was working at a disabled children farm in India and I can't even believe they had this shit they had children you know doing they were disabled and they got them fucking farm this shit this shit but it might have been illegal I don't know but I went there with a school trip and we were supposed to work there and help out and

we did and it was amazing man and it was one day in my life right as felt man I felt a spirit inside of me that was stronger than just me I felt a something inside of me that was very real you know and I think it was connection it was purpose you know it sounds like if your brother is doing farming you would always have a way into the industry so that's nice oh and it sounds like you also may or just not sure if you want to do it you said you said you have a good job right now and it's paying well here in the beginning if you said you want to from by the buke trying to be a farmer but kind of struggling you know farming

can't pay the bills anymore okay so farming can't pay the bills unless you're part of a super farm you said and yeah it sounds like maybe you just want to be but you also you want to make money and it's tough man you know my brother runs a he runs a premier tree service and landscaping service and really almost an environmental service at this point down now in Baton Rouge and it's called bigs bi ggz and he started off as a tree cutter he was a cutter for someone he cut in trees and he's got some great stories man he cut into a beehive once and but then one day he said oh I could why am I working for this guy I can be

this guy that I'm working for so then he became that guy and next thing you know he he got the knowledge he needed to go with the job and he was a foreman and he was running a couple guys who were climbing trees and he was then booking the business and then he went back to school and got a doctorate so now the dude you know he's like a damn you know he's the Fibonacci of ferns bro I mean this dude you know he's the who's that guy you know doctor you know he's the Kovorkian of fucking of pines and evergreens bro he'll you know he just he knows what he's doing so then now he has a bigger business and it just and the

fun I say that because you know what I want to be sometimes sometimes I just want to work for my brother there's a big part of my heart that just wants to work for him I want to ride in a truck and I want to go to the work site and I want to do what he needs me to do and sometimes I think that that would make me really happy now I don't know that's the case I mean also have alcoholism that'll trick your brain into things that will make you happy that won't but I think it's a real part of me that wants that and that's fair that's okay you know that's fair there so sometimes we just have a part you know it made us be part

of you that wants to farm and maybe something you do later once you've made enough money to kind of satiate you make you comfortable and then you can get into it more but I will say this don't live a life if you can help it beating yourself up for not being a farmer I think every man in some way wants to be a farmer I think every man wants to be a farmer man I think all of us want to grow and create and we're at a tough time in the world right now because we're in between in this time where we have we had so many natural abilities and things we're doing as men and then now we are we we don't use those skills as much

anymore because they're not as needed but for a lot of people they are still needed and it's beautiful out there in Iowa dude Dubuque is beautiful I ran into a guy who told me it was a pick pocket right over there by the river bruh truly beautiful man one of my favorite hotels is over there's haunted too as well but just don't beat yourself up if you're not a farmer right now you have a lot of time and who knows the way things are going bro it could be the only job available in a couple of years you know it could be the only thing that we're doing it could be you know that'd be great if we're all out there growing

together every day huh wouldn't it be something beautiful about it and don't let anybody make you feel bad if you're not a farmer you know that's okay maybe you are working in banking or something and one day you'll give you'll create a business with your brother and you guys can merge the businesses and then you can do some farming actually because you'll be loaning to his business or something or you be able to do consulting or you just don't know you don't know exactly where you're gonna end up but I think that we end up a lot of times most of us do somewhere near where our heart and our desires want us to be

at some point I believe that because even our desires and our what we want are like these ghosts kind of aren't they I can always feel a ghost inside of me kind of haunting me with things that would make me truly happy I think and I'm glad you have a brother man that's a beautiful gift I'm glad you have a brother let's take one more call right here I wanted to get into more but I'm here let's see what we can do 985-664-9503 Hey Theo, it's Kevin here from the north, southern Chicago. What's up Kevin thank you for calling in man and you know I love Illinois brother my mother's born

over there about 50 miles from Peoria in beautiful state thank you for calling and you brought up how you know sometimes you drive into Ohio and you get to start masturbating yep yeah I brought that up man it's kind of tough to hear that back from somebody and I did that you know I was doing well with you know battling the dark arts had it afflicted me and next thing you know I was in Ohio last week and I just I couldn't really help myself onward and this past weekend my dad and I drove to Cleveland for the Browns game oh nice man yeah that's awesome bro beautiful city I'll tell you what man I hadn't

masturbated in some time a couple weeks possibly more I don't really take a tally but as soon as we got in that hotel in Toledo for the night I found myself in the bathroom and you know what I was doing brother so I don't know man maybe there's something going on appreciate it gang gang gang bro you know that's that's a good question maybe there's something going on in Ohio you know maybe it makes sense you get there to the middle of the country and you want to bust out and you want to bust heavy and you want to spray full and you want to fill the land you want to farm almost you want to plant your frickin American

flag right there in the middle of that Ohio I don't know it's a good question I wish we knew where a lot of the masturbation was happening and yeah I've been struggling with it man and it's the pornography that does it I don't jerk off for nothing bro it's the pornography that leads me into it but I wonder I'm glad you I'm glad you told me that because they are feel less alone from that man so thank you dude because there's nothing sadder than thinking you're the only person that's beaten off all the time you know God and I thought maybe we'll get into that more next episode yeah what else man what else

let's take a call right here what's going on here this your boy beanie from Jacksonville Florida what up BD so my girl was born in Romania and she goes back there every now and then but since we've been together we haven't spent a single day apart now wow that's that's intense man onward now she had to go to Romania to get some dental work done and she's gone for a month damn bro getting that Romanian d work on that Rom Nuchel fucking front that Rom Nuchel front for defense bro gang onward for about two weeks in now and I'm losing my mind boredom is kicked in I can't can't wait for her to be back so I know you ain't

in a relationship but you've been in a few so what do you do to curb the loneliness to make you feel like but you got somebody even though they're ten thousand miles away anyway just calm to see your perspective game bro man you know it's funny is that the answers are almost the same things that people were suggesting for Griffin it's a good time for you to know yourself you know it's a good time for you to get to know yourself man it's funny that a lot that missing said that like when someone else is gone that suddenly when we're just with ourselves we feel so lonely that's the thing that's just always amazing to

me how lonely I feel when it's just me that's a and that for that for me that's the that that's the thing I'm trying to solve why I feel that why I feel that loneliness when it's just me and that I think it's something we're all trying to solve I don't know man maybe I'm getting too meta or bait or I don't know what those words mean but maybe I'm just I don't know I've been kind of you know I've been able to move around this week that much but yeah I think and that not to not to say you know I'm glad you called man I think but I think you know this is a good time for you to get to

know yourself as not someone just who misses their girlfriend or someone who's just half of a relationship you who are you you know it's a good question man it's something you know we I feel like that's one of the things we should know so much more it feels like you know you know two generations ago those men had more of an idea of who they were you know to think that men went off to wars and went off to all these experiences and left their families and gave their lives just like there's so much I don't know there's and now we have all these things that make us that occupy our time and take away our attention from us getting to know

ourselves really and each other really so maybe this is a gift where you get to know yourself man and your girls coming back with that new freaking smile brah that fucking Romanian you know that fuck you know that Romanian piano brah that front piece that fucking six seven defense brush you're gonna be bringing that bitch in here fucking living room so thank you guys for tuning in man thank you guys for tuning in yeah man we don't know we're doing our best people are jerking off in Cleveland you know Griffin is trying to get through it somebody's named Terry you know somebody wants to farm and they walk into an

office every day you know some guys trying to quietly masturbate while his father's in the hotel room next door this is where we are man this is where we are as men I guess in some ways but we're on the come up and there's a lot to be learned right now the doors are open you can have one hand in the future and one hand in the past if you want you can have one hand on the Lord and one hand on the devil there's a lot going on and this is the middle ground and I believe that I really really believe that I'm gonna leave you out here with this song by Koli garot and this song is

English Gothic thank you guys for being a part of this and thank you guys for being a part of my week man this is the best part of my whole week was being right here with you guys and gang gang be good to yourselves you deserve it and we just keep going it's the best we can do for us it's the best we can do for others yeah we just can't get to don't we just can't get to stagnant you can get still that's okay we just don't get stagnant you know sorry I'm not trying to preach at you just do your best man that's all I'm doing

gang English Gothic by Koli garage time to stay everything does oh everything turns away maybe we'll meet where the sunlight falls apart not me it's not and I'm stuck come take me down with a cold and breathe now I don't want to walk with a window far to me I don't want to walk with a bottle set you free I just want to walk inside these dreams hoping that is how it seems I can't hear the knives on the stone I can't hear them just enough for more this is the heart coming home now I don't want to walk with a window far to me I don't want to walk with a

bottle set you free I just want to walk inside these dreams hoping that is how it seems you