This Podcast Is... Uncalled For - Do You WANT to be Oakland?!
Episode Date: June 28, 2024This is Mike's response to the failed stadium vote in early April 2024....
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Hi, I'm Mike Chernivsky, and your listen to this podcast is Un Called For.
all right everybody welcome to another episode of the podcast and uh yeah today you're getting angry
mike today um this is in response to uh the uh ballot measure that as it was recording failed
a week ago
to correct
a 50 year old wrong
okay I'm of course
talking about the stadium votes
in Jackson
County
and before I
read this article on what
should happen next
to the people who voted no
on this
it depends on how
and why you voted no
if you vote to know
if you vote to know because you
don't want to extend an already existing sales tax and you don't feel that government money
should go to billionaires okay I get it unfortunately that's the way it is in the
states in the states a sports scene it's one of the more despicable aspects of it I
think and I get it from that standpoint
um if if uh if uh you think that's putting a ballpark in an underutilized portion of a very large arts district
okay i i get it if you disagree with uh displacing small business my understanding is they
were going to help those people anyway but uh if that's are okay that's a valid arguments but
to say that sports and arts
don't mix
uh hello
uh this podcast
is a good example of
sports and arts
uh finding a way to coexist
okay the two can coexist
putting a ballpark in the middle of an
arts gesture again on
a six block
plot of land where not much
arts activity is taking place
or any activity at all well I think you kind of misunderstands the scope and really the
location of all what all is actually taking place all because mostly the arts
activity that takes place in that district happens south and west of that specific
site.
If your complaint is about parking,
the amount of stupid in you
is just so
fucking vast.
I can't, I just can't.
During the public meetings
that this team, which by the way, those public meetings
happened over a year ago okay so you had over a year to learn about this to make your
voices heard and you did you probably did nothing all right you probably didn't
go to these meetings so but at these meetings they said you know there's plenty of
there's more than enough parking downtown okay so you could easily park and walk
to the ballpark if you live downtown you don't even have to drive you just walk all right um
the uh site in question was two fucking blocks from a streetcar stop and that streetcar is being
extended as we speak it's going to be done next year well so you could park on the plaza
up main streets up to
that stop
get off and just walk the two blocks
and then repeat the same trip
and it's not just a
ballpark that would have gone up
it's also a ballpark district
you know restaurants and bars
and stuff like that
that after the game we could just stop at one of them
chill out for a bit
and if you're seriously concerned about traffic
shall have been a way for traffic to die down.
But no,
but no, you chose to ignore it.
If you voted against it
because you think
there's nothing wrong with Kaufman, then you are really
fucking stupid. I can't help you. Go to hell.
All right.
That anger
out of the way we are going to now turn our attention to a opinion piece written by
dave heling consistent star full disclosure i've worked indirectly with dave during my
time at uh intern at kCPt and i did uh i did meet him once uh while i was studying at juco uh
fellow west grad
by the way so
so this is the article the title is
here's how the royals and chiefs
can get it right on
the next stadium subsidies vote
dated
April 7, 24
the votes are in
and they have been counted
all sites have retreated to the corner
some bitter others aesthetic
the stadium's question
which has sucked the
air from the community for months has been settled at least for now. For some, the issue has been
settled forever. Probably 40% of local voters oppose any taxpayer subsidies for sports
facilities for any reason at any time. It's a legitimate and defensible argument. This column
isn't for them. Nothing I can say or anyone else can say will convey.
them some people
that sports teams are
community assets and deserve
some sort of
community support they will always
vote no fine and that's
a good point
that's a good point
aside from a handful of companies
like the company I work for
you're probably not
going to have the name of the
city attached
to it
and
And furthermore, if you're a sports fan, you open the sports page every single day during any given season.
You're going to see the names of cities.
Those teams are more than just sports teams or billionaires, toys, everyone.
But they are indeed community assets.
And that shows every single time you open a sports page.
Okay.
because your name is out there.
So others, though, may still be willing to consider alternatives
that are more carefully tailored to meet the community's interests,
which include a low-tax burden, more widely shared,
and benefits for everyone, not just sports fans.
Perhaps both teams are willing to, are still willing to listen.
I think such a path is still available, but it will take an effort by all sides
to think more broadly about how this issue might be addressed
and an acceptance of new paradigms for old problems.
Here's an outline.
Excuse me.
As always, details matter.
Statutes may have to change mechanisms addressed.
But in broad strokes, there are answers for the clubs and the politicians.
So let's start with the Royals and downtown baseball.
Step one, end the relationship with Jackson County and negotiate directly with the city.
The Royals have blamed Jackson County Executive Frank White's intransigence for the failure to conclude
state negotiations more quickly and openly.
The team may or may not be right, but the
workaround is clear. Stop negotiating with White or the county
and open talks with City Hall. Pause.
So this is the same Frank White, who's number 20, is retired
with the Royals.
A legend with the team. Help them win a World Series.
that he opposed this tax and I think actively worked against it is pretty telling if I were petty and in John Sherman's position I would unretired number 20 right away
but that's just me
that's just
my thinking
contrast that with
Mayor Lucas
okay
Mayor Lucas
I will give you
a little bit of blame
for pushing
the
star building
on
everyone
not even
two months before the vote
even though we
heard this whole time
it's either going to be East Village or North KC
again I think East Village is the better
site because there's fucking nothing
there
and I do put a little blame on you for
pushing for that
East Crossroads
site but it sounds like you're
willing to work
with the teams here
so
so I give you applause for that
sir all right the team's relationship with the county is an accident of history and not fundamentally
required kansas city on the other hand has a direct interest in its downtown and how a stadium might
work in its center a stadium a citywide 316 cent sales tax for 40 years will likely raise
half of the funds for a billion
dollar stadium
as a reminder the royals did say
their project would be about
two billion over half
of which they would finance themselves
and
roughly about 50-50
ballpark in the
surrounding ballpark
district
all right
the royals
should promise to match
that spending dollar for dollar
state
contributions
can be counted
and special concession sales taxes
can be collected
Northlanders
who were excluded
from the first votes
but now would have to be included
in this boat if it is a citywide
thing Northlanders may complain
but downtown city would be
more convenient for them
and a bond issue may include
spending for
Northland sports amenities
as well.
Current leases could
be a sticking point. In a worst case scenario,
the royals might have to
delay and move to downtown until
20131.
That said, it takes
years
to get stadium built.
Just like it takes
years to get
a streetcar line put in.
all right
years of planning
and as well as the actual
construction
so
there's that
next point
let's the people pick the site
I don't know if this is a
guy to yet but I will
go ahead and read this
again
the Rawls won a downtown
ballpark
if they bobbled
but they bobbled to the exact
location angering business owners and neighborhood
leaders
why should the team pick the site
let city hall appoint a group
to steady access
land availability costs parking
disruption and other
issues hold public meetings
then let the public
through their elected representatives
choose the precise downtown
location
sites could include East Village 18th and fine
the west side near the Lowe's Hotel
or somewhere else
the city could select a location by the end of 2024
it could include it should include a broad
public community benefits agreement
again if you let the people decide
well, some idiots
are going to say,
oh, there's nothing well
the cuff, man, why I can't see we keep it there?
Aside from, it's
50 years old, the location
sucks.
It's
extremely difficult to get in and out
of
if you're telling me
otherwise and you're fucking lying
or you haven't been there a while.
And
there's no restaurant
within reasonable walking distance.
All right.
Got a walker at sea of parking lots
and cross six lanes of tracks
to get to a fucking taco bell?
No, not an option.
Again, of these sites that were
listed, okay, East Village makes
the most sense because there's nothing there.
18th of mine and I
disagree with.
Yes, there's a baseball development in that district, but it's like downtown adjacent.
I struggle to even call that downtown proper.
Westside near the Lowe's, what site is he referring to?
Because that's like right across the street from Bartle Hall.
and still a very, very new space I have yet to see it myself.
I digress.
Okay, next up, make the city a partner in the team's success.
David Glass, and timeout, if you're going to blame anyone for the current problems,
don't blame, don't necessarily blame Sherman.
He only owns the team, not.
very long as opposed to the
Jackoff who had
been on the team for a while
Mr. Glass
so
first of all
Walmart exec
I should tell you a lot
and yeah
was a cheapo who
when this came up 20 years ago
chose to do nothing
to address it
just throw more money into the
bullets wound that is Kaufman
and do nothing to address the actual team's needs.
Again, baseball needs to be downtown.
And this is a darn time that you hear this,
I hate the words, but this small market bullshit
where teams in smaller communities
could not compete with the Yankees
and the Dodgers and all that.
Well, we know it's bullshit now,
but no one bought it
more than David fucking Glass.
The fact that they got to two World Series
in 14 and 15
is pure luck.
All right?
Just pure fucking luck.
All right, because since 18,
aside from those two years
that team has been garbage and a lot of the
blame has to be on glass
all right
so anyway he purchased the royals
for 96 million in
2000
20 years later so
we're going as 2024 so
Sherman hasn't owned the team all that long
and he sold for about a billion
even
accounting for operating laws
It's a pretty good profit.
So let John Sherman share that money.
He's already sharing ownership stakes with people, including one, Patrick Mahomes.
So that's a good start.
I would probably go as far as this is just a, yeah, you set up a community trust input.
kind of like what they did with
a horizontal pre-cranky
I digress
but I digress
the royals should agree to split the net
profits for any future sale
minus operating losses with the city
the city could use that money
to pay off standing bonds early
and for all
important public purpose
for any important public purpose
like transportation
street car health education or anything else and it could be hundreds of millions of dollars
for public use it would establish a true partnership between the city and the community and
the team and here's and there's a precedent you and coffman gave his sale profits to charity
okay so here we have some solutions to get baseball
downtown where it fucking belongs
and where it should have been
20 years ago it should have been
50 years ago
all right I am
sick and tired
of people making excuses
for a mistake that city planners
made in the 60s
early 70s
okay
I'm sick of it
let's get that team
downtown and again
I challenge you to
name a single
team that doesn't have
some sort of either downtown
arrangements or a ballpark
village arrangements
that is
successful
do you want to be Oakland
I guess is the
question I'm asking
out because the A's
yes ironically the same A's
that left KC
and made
the Royals possible
they tried to do the actually impossible
and try to do this whole thing in Oakland
good luck to doing this anywhere in California by the way
couldn't get done so they're following the Raiders
to Vegas
so Oakland California went from
how far do we want to go back
because it could go back to
when they had the California Golden Seals
who of course don't exist anymore
and discounting the fact that they are part of the Bay Area
Oakland, California went from having
hosting three major sports teams
to as of 2025
none
all right the Raiders
are in Vegas now
Okay, they just played a Super Bowl
at their new stadium
which again
should have been built in Carson, California
but I digress.
A's
same thing, they're on their way
to Vegas, they still have to build the stadium
and
just this week they announced
they are
so done with the
Coliseum, they're so done with
Oakland, they're going to play the next few years
in Sacramento, which by the way is another
city that stole a team from us and you have the NBA warriors who are still in the
Bay Area but they're actually in San Francisco now so so yeah do you want to be
Oakland that is the question I ask for everyone metro wide all right
And I also remind Mr. Helling that they did have plans for Aipal Park Village in North KC as a backup.
And I remind my listeners, North KC is different from Kansas City proper.
It is its own little suburb right there on the Missouri, just across the river from downtown.
but completely enclaimed by KC North so so that's a possibility and you definitely
don't have to deal with Jackson County at that point that's Clay County new
Tony met and it is a distinct possibility so let's hope that's it's exalt
all of our possibilities
around downtown first before
we start thinking about North
KC and once again
staying where they are
not an option
if you still think it's an option
turn this podcast off
right now
all right now
now
now on to the football team which
yes once again
change the name
they're what they need to do
and this is a good time to
slam Clark Hunt a little bit
because there was a graphic
that came up showing the top 10
owners in terms of
wealth in the NFL
the Hunt family race
number two
about $24 billion
the only wealthier owner
is within the
AFC West, that would be
the Walton family
owning the Denver
Broncos.
And
they put up plans to...
We're just going to put a facelift on
Arrowhead and it'll only
cost $800 million and we're
only going to throw in $300 million.
Cheap ass.
back to the article so
one they can negotiate with
Jackson County
White has already proposed a
chief's only election
a separate Jackson
County 316
sent sales tax
which cut the levy in half
in the eastern part of the county
combining
that with the city's own
316
sales tax
would make for a 3.8 cent rate inside the shared Jackson County, Kansas City
limits, but the team would remain, but the city wouldn't remain the fiscal home for
both teams. The Chiefs could be much more clear about their overheads plans and explain
what it wants to do
after its lease is up
in 25 years.
Sharing revenue
after a sale is less
possible here, the hunts
will likely never sell
the team.
Explore the Kansas
option.
Missouri fans may not
want to hear this, but a Kansas location
would likely be as
convenient as the Truman Sports Complex,
i.e.
Less of a problem for football than it is for baseball.
Oh, that's another bitch.
Baseball, what about the tailgating?
Tailgating is not really part of baseball culture.
It is a big part of football culture,
but it's really not a thing in baseball, so drop it.
All right.
uh so yeah it would also indirectly establish a true by-state approach to stay in construction maintenance
which the community desperately needs yeah no shit um uh i would stronger advise everyone to revisit
my uh episode uh free state of kansas city uh i think we need to get rid this by state bullshit
and have the entire
metro all five
seven more generously
counties just break off from Kansas and Missouri
and form their own separate state
I think that would solve a lot of the issues
we have around here
I digress
let's continue so local
state support may be
local tax support may be required and that's
it a rough framework
to keep both clubs
here with lower or
and broader tax support and widely spread community benefits.
In a perfect world, these options would have been considered in public five years ago,
but the world isn't perfect, and they were not.
There is still time.
Once everyone gets a chance to relax and think,
it's time
to go to work again
and the Kansas site there
that's often talking about
as around the Legends and Village West
where you already have a minor league
ballpark you have
sporting is out there
you do have shops
and restaurants in the form of the legends
and some other
development around there
you have a racetrack you have a casino
Now, you do have some office space.
Thank you, Serner.
For that, the American Royal is going to be moving out there.
The San San Antonio Theater is not too far away.
You know, the Renfair, not too far away either.
For football.
I'm going to stress again, for football,
there's still plenty of space that you can build a new NFL stadium.
out there
and that would
leave Missouri with
zero NFL teams
within its borders
fuck you stand cronkey
for that
but let's say
all this goes
south and that's still a very
real
possibility
I think that is the most
likely a situation
people on the line saying,
well, just move the chiefs to St. Louis.
The chiefs would not be welcome in St. Louis.
I'm going to tell you that right now
because of Clark Hunt's role in Cronkey's lies.
And the fact that he was the only owner
on the L.A. committee that voted against St. Louis.
All right, so that team would not be welcome there.
And seriously, I would
asked the
to consider
bring in
a minority owner
at some point
because
they're
demonstrated
by just
putting
$300 million
and
into
their
plants
300 million
as opposed to
over a billion
I must be
missing
something here
but
maybe the hunts
are not
as liquid as
we would like
to think
I don't know
but maybe a minority order would be
a good idea
I believe you just
gained a fan
who's dating one of your players
who's worth
over a billion
uh
maybe gets Taylor to
sign on as a partner owner
or something
yeah you're not in so much confidence in your ability to run the team much longer
all right so I leave you with this question do you want to be Oakland and just lose all your
teams and be relegated to a second tier of relevance in our society.
Do you want to be Omaha?
Omaha, they're only soire into big time pro sports sharing an NBA team with us.
otherwise
all minor league
uh in fact
the royals
minor league
has always been in uh
Omaha
do we want to become
Omaha
and just being
home to just nothing but
minor league sports
if the
uh if the uh
youFL does well
and they're going to be looking
to expand
that mean we get a team
stuff's the thing about
and that is not a knock at the
UFL. I am a UFL fan
I'm of course a
Bellhawks fan
for the exact same reason that
everyone else is a
bell hog fan
because it is a protest of what the NFL
did to us in St. Louis
again different
situation because that involved
fraud and lies
I think this one just
involves a cheap skate owner
so think about it
thinking about do we want to stay
relevance as a.S. City
on the natural stage
because the second we
lose those teams that relevance
is gone
I can't see it
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