This Podcast Is... Uncalled For - Drivers Who Need to Go Somewhere

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

When your co-host does Uber and wants to call out drivers of certain vehicles.  This trailer contains unbleeped profanity.   From our episode Discussion on Gig Economy

I got a shit list of drivers in Kansas City that I need to talk to. Okay, so here's the deal. If you drive any of these imported bikes like Kawasaki, is there anything that sound like, Neer? You need to go to hell, honestly, because you swerving and stitching through traffic just makes me want to do bumper cars

and get you to squeeze it. All you truckers out here, I swear to God, some of your headlights are brighter than your ideas. If that's not the case, you must be fucking Einstein. I swear to God, you guys pull up behind me. I'm in a Kia Optima. I am low to the ground. Your regular lights are bright for me.

And then lastly, on that second part of the rant, if you have a Mustang, I don't have respect for you. I do not have respect for you at all because you drive like you're overcompensating. Yes, we know you exist. Yes, we know you have a dick that needs sucked and you need attention. Get your fucking piece of shit car

off the goddamn highway. We don't care that your daddy doesn't acknowledge you enough. Shh, get the fuck off the road before I start playing bumper cars in this bitch. I cannot tell you, how much I've had to control my road rage. This is the Midwest in me trying to hold myself back because, good God, do I want to commit felonies on the road every day in this bitch?

I swear. I say it every day, and I got confirmation. I got confirmation by people from New York and the NFL draft for this. Kansas City people drive how New York people would if they had the space. I agree. Legitimately. They gave me the confirmation. It is exact.

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