This Podcast Is... Uncalled For - Picky Eater Test

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

Thanks to New Heights for bringing this fun little test to our attention.  Like the younger Kelce brother, our intrepid host is a self-avowed picky eater.  So, we're going to test how picky he really is.

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Can't you see there's so much more laughs and tales you can't ignore A journey that will leave you floor In the night or in the day Just press play we're on our way voice a sharp opinion bright talking through the day everybody welcome to the podcast hope you guys are a good day I certainly haven't but that's a different story let's do something fun if this winds up being the season 9 finale so be it

but yeah let's just have a little fun day so new heights I guess they got Santa a picky eaters test and uh travis of course is notoriously a very picky eater so and uh so my so we're going going to take this test see how picky i am now that the rules are give yourself a point for every item below that you will not eat and uh the max score is 63 and doesn't have a um Yeah, no other information like that. So, yeah, let's take this quiz, take this test. I have number one, blue cheese will not eat.

In fact, if I'm at cardboard corner and they put blue cheese on their salads by default, I specifically ask them to not put blue cheese on. so blue cheese so one for one way to go uh next up is canned tuna as something else i will not eat in fact i won't eat tuna period all right yeah not even at sushi restaurants uh that's how turned off i am by tuna chicken i will eat i like chicken coffee uh i've been drinking too much lately so cooked fish yeah I like cooked fish especially like the grilled trout they do at red lobster and yeah I like my fish cooked fun facts if you're a sushi restaurant you need you order Unagi which is fresh wire eel

that is cooked because I think the the rule thumb for sushi is you only serve it raw if it came from a salt water fish for fresh water fish you have to cook them crab not my favorites but I

won't not eat it so that does not count grapes I will not eat grapes so we're at three which is funny because something derivative of grapes is also on this list that I like ketchup I do like

mayonnaise personally I try to avoid it as much as possible but I will eat it from time to time and just picturing the Mayo

ASMR that I kind of instigated with Mr. Kelsey your edges here just some pay you whipping it I'm not going to do the noise but yeah mustard I like mustard so

that's one that to not get a point Nutella spread I have never had it and frankly the name alone sounds not appetizing to me

and I am keenly aware of the Nutella steak that It's a Guga did. That turned out disgusting. So, uh, Nutella, I get a point for that. Oysters, I get a point for that, because I will not eat oysters. Peanut Burr, I like peanut bar. So no point there.

Ranch dressing, or shall we say, seemingly ranch dressing, which does, uh, have a mayonnaise base. to it. If necessary, I'll eat it, but generally not my favorite. But,

but again, you get a point for stuff you will not eat. Raw fish, well, I just talked about sushi. And I will sometimes eat. I'll eat some. Raw fish, just not tuna. And anything that

kind of looks questionable. So, but I do not get a point for a raw fish. I certainly do not get a point for shrimp because I love shrimp. Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Remember that seen from the forest come. Snails, okay, we'll point for snails.

Escago. Yeah, we'll not touch the stuff. Sato, Brad, I like Sato. bread sometimes. So do not get a point for that. Do not get a point for soy sauce. I do eat Asian food and soy sauce is a staple of Asian cuisine, especially Chinese and Japanese cuisine. So no point there. Tea, I don't drink tea much, but is not so that I won't eat or drink in this case. I do not get a point there, but I do get a point for vinegar. All right.

So vinegar gets a point's exception. I don't think they include malt vinegar in this. Like you see, I'd have launched on silvers, but I have done that occasionally. That's all right. Carrots. Yeah, I'll sometimes eat carrots. Not my favorite, but I'll sometimes eat carrots. tomatoes love tomatoes

cucumbers I haven't really started eating cucumbers so after the hospital visits but if if salad has cucumbers on it yeah I'll go and eat it

eggs I'll eat those but I won't be very very clear scrambled eggs and I like them in my breakfast burritos so this all that

sunny side up fried boiled shit get that away for me but yeah uh cabbage uh again not my favorites but won't uh avoid it uh cauliflower um finally a cauliflower once or twice maybe um they it makes a good uh pizza crust i guess but asparagus i will not eat asparagus so we're at eight now beef love beef turkey like turkey pork I like pork liver that's a point for liver and point for the next thing on the list which would be Brussels sprouts I have yeah I've actually never had brussels but that's so dark chocolate yeah I'll eat dark chocolate sometimes garlic not only do I like garlic? I actually have a prescription

for garlic. I take two garlic tablets every day. It's supposed to help with the heart. So lettuce. Yeah, I'll eat lettuce. Broccoli. I love broccoli.

I'll eat cooked or raw. Zucchini. Okay. Point for zucchini because I will not touch that stuff. Coconut, like coconut. Onions. I'll eat onions. white chocolate I might

eat it from 10-time tofu okay this one's this is why I can't give myself a point here because I have had tofu one Thanksgiving

I was up here alone and and went to a Thanksgiving dinner that Caroline was a friend of the podcast Caroline was throwing and I was the only

other person there she's a vegetarian so instead of a turkey she made a tofurky and yeah it was weird I'll just leave it avocados

will not eat in fact I may be allergic to avocado so there you go oranges love oranges grape fruits unfortunately is a point

and it's not so much that I don't don't like grape fruits. I can't have grapefruit because it has an interaction with one of my medications. Raisins, I love raisins. That's the irony of grapes is they dry up in the raisins and I freaking love raisins. Strawberries, love them. Love them. Apples are all right from time time wheat bread yeah yeah I could I can eat wheat bread yeah and next up is celery I like celery from times to time especially if it's a pair of time they need to be eating veggies I'll eat some celery mushrooms mushrooms get points because I will not

touch that stuff. All right. If there's any fungus around, you know, keep that shit away from me. Same goes where eggplant, which is next. And yeah, eggplant is not so that I'll touch. Especially now that's being used in emojis to represent male genitalia. Beats, that's another one I will not eat. So another point. watermelon not a not particularly a fan but I won't say no

Kai's cheese gets a point that's disgusting pickles I love pickles I love pickles so that's a that does not get a point but peas does get a point will not touch peas

pineapple I love pineapple and yes Gordon Ramsey if you happen to be listening I love pineapple and pizza I know what he's saying You donuts, you don't put fucking pineapple on pizza So Yeah Bananas, I think bananas are disgusting

I cannot stand the smell And So they are a point Milk, I will do milk with cereal from time to time So that is not a point but olives are points will not touch those

yogurt yogurt is disgusting so point and lastly beans gets a point all right

the only the only thing that is even remotely bean related as not chocolate not coffee and not soy sauce

is the mexico pizza a taco bell and even then it's questionable so uh so yeah have a 63 i score a fittingly 22 so that's a not even a half of the foods listed here so uh yeah 22 22 have 22 have a 63 so not too all right I will actually include this in our graphic for everyone to

try out and yeah just have a good time with this so thank y'all for listening we'll talk soon this podcast is on call for is host and producing by myself Mike Chenevsky. Our opening music is the

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