This Podcast Is... Uncalled For - Unofficial Fan Lounge - UFL 2025 Season Week 6
Episode Date: May 1, 2025We are at the halfway point of the season. In addition to looking forward to Week 5, we look at power rankings, attendance, and how good (or bad) Mike's picks have been. Week 5 Results: Memphis 24..., Birmingham 20 St. Louis 32, Michigan 27 DC 37, Arlington 33 Houston 27, San Antonio 3 Week 6 Friday, May 2 - Arlington at St. Louis Saturday, May 3 - Memphis at Houston Sunday, May 4 - DC at Michigan Sunday, May 4 - San Antonio at Birmingham
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Now welcome to the unofficial fan lounge, the unofficial fan lounge.
Special fan podcasts of the United Football League right here on the feed of this podcast.
It's not called for.
I am Mike Chenevsky.
I will be your host for today.
And we will start going over the scores from week five of the United Football League
in the 2025 season.
We're halfway there.
So we'll start with the Friday night game.
Huge upsets.
Memphis
24
Birmingham
20
in Birmingham
in front of
9,1217
fans
this game
actually went
overtime
which I think is the first time
that has happened
in
UFL history
so a good job out of the showboats
that's their first win
So Memphis improves to 1 and 4 Birmingham 3 and 2
So already this year's Birmingham
Seam is worse than last year's 9-1
Then on to the Saturday day game
Michigan at St. Louis
And you better believe we're hoping for some revenge
And we got it Battle Hawks 32 Panthers
27. Attendance at the dome, 30,406. So, excellent nights for attendance. The Panthers are now 3 and 2, and the
battlehawks are 3 and 2. And while I'm on the subject of this game, what is it with Detroit's
Teams, specifically, and getting at it with fans.
After the game, there was video of Samson Nakua with the Panthers,
slapping a Balhawk fan in the face.
Dude, not cool.
Hopefully he gets suspended for that,
because under no circumstances, your player,
be touching a
fan especially in that manner
and yes I know
people say well Indiana started
the mouse at the palace but that happened
in Detroit
involved a Detroit
sports team
so
yeah
next
up we have DC
at Arlington
played in front of
9,544 attendees.
Final score, Defenders, 37.
Ray Gade's 33.
D.C. improves to 4 and 1, Arlington, 3 and 2.
And then the last game, two bad teams this year.
Houston at San Antonio, so home opener for the Brahmus.
Good job.
There, in front of 14,427 fans in San Antonio.
It did not go San Antonio's way, unfortunately.
Roughnecks 27, Brahma's 3.
So Houston improves to 2 and 3.
Better than last year's record.
San Antonio drops to 1 and 4.
and we have reached the halfway mark of this season
so let's
go over some numbers
so we'll start with the current standings in the league
starting with the XFL conference
number one
DC defenders at 4 and 1
number 2
Arlington Rangades 3 and 2
because one of those wins was over
St. Louis
the battle hawks are third
also at 3 and 2
and San Antonio
Obama's last at 1
and 4
USFL Conference
Birmingham Stalians
have a win over Michigan
at NRA 3 and 2
so they are the number 1
there at Michigan
also 3 and 2
are the
number 2
position
Houston with their win
this weekend improved two and three
and our third
in the conference
and Memphis showboats
at 1 or 4
are in 4th
power rankings wise
I always do my power rankings
is based on record
first of foremost and then
if there are a bunch of teams
cluster together like there are here
who be who
if they hadn't played each other yet
and there's an example of that
later on
in our power rankings
it's just gut feeling
how have these teams performed
so with that in minds
number one of the power rankings
is the DC Defenders
at 4 and 1 best record
in the league right now
2 through 5
these are your 4 teams at 3
and 2 so you have 5 teams
in this league with winning records
right now
So it's based on who beat who.
In this case, Birmingham beat both Arlington and Michigan.
Arlington beat St. Louis, and St. Louis just beat Michigan.
So therefore, and the number two spots is the Birmingham Stallions.
Number three, Arlington Renegades.
Number four, St. Louis Battlehawks and number five, Michigan Panthers.
number six
Houston Roughnecks all on
their own at two and three
and then seven and eight
both these are one of four teams
they have not played each other
yet
so we have to go subjectively
and subjectively I'm
going Memphis showboats
seven San Antonio
Brahma eight and I
think because of the quality of the
losses Memphis
has played a lot more close
games this year than
have the Brahma's
I feel
and also went through a couple of coaching
both these teams went through a couple of coaching
changes
in the games of Memphis
they had Wisenhattan
before the season started he
takes the leave of absence
Turner takes over
Wisand comes back then
besides for personal reasons
he can't
he don't feel like coaching anymore so
Turner is back.
So that's got to be a bit of a
whiplash effect
for the show boat.
So I will give them credits
for
you know
whether or not
or playing some pretty close games
in that time period.
San Antonio
Wade Phillips stepped down for
health reasons.
Party is the new coach.
They're young guy
to
that they just haven't to
put it together
and this clearly is the most
disappointing team in the league right now
because remember this was a team that made
the championship game last year
so
there are our power rankings
now of course I've been doing picks
through the third of the season
and let's grade home
doing my picks
and these are
only direct picks
I directly say
X team is going to be
beat Y team
this week
so
how are we doing
there well
Arlington
1 and 0
Birmingham 2 and 2
so I
obviously pick Birmingham to win
more often than I've been picking
Arlington
and the one time I picked
Arlington to win
they have
one. So, D.C. 2 and 1. Houston, have not picked yet. I have not picked yet. Memphis,
O. and 1. Michigan, 3 in 1, St. Louis. I picked every single week. And naturally, 3 and 2.
And San Antonio, O. And 2.
So, yeah, four of these last five weeks, I've gone two and two.
Week two was the exception when I went three and one.
So I got 11 of these picks, correct.
So that's pretty good.
And we'll see I do with that progress towards the end of the season, too.
Now, of course, we've got to talk about attendance.
this league still has a long way to go
but in certain areas
they have definitely improved
or at the very least leveled off
but there are a couple places that could
definitely see some improvements
so for this one we'll go
8 to 1
so number 8 is Memphis
they're averaging 4,000
563 fans a game over the course of two games.
So I have three games coming up at home.
So I've got to work on that.
And my understanding is the league has made a concentrated effort to get attendance boosted in Memphis.
It doesn't help that the team has been bad.
All right.
Sam is true of number seven.
Number seven is Houston.
I think moving from Rice back to the University of Houston, probably a good thing.
The Roughnecks have played two games at home so far, and they're averaging 6,869 in attendance.
So they have three games to go at home.
number six is
Birmingham
they've played two games
at Birmingham so two opportunities
to see Jason Kelsey
impersonators with their shirts off
and they're averaging
9,627
so
and they have
they have crossed the
10K threshold once
but they've only played two games
so
Birmingham the defending champs do better and I have a family they will so we'll see there
number five is Arlington four games so far played in the Pent Entry and they are
averaging 9,714 I think they broke 10k once this year so
they could use a little bit of improvements
and it definitely helps that they're
playing good football
too
so one more game in
the Penn Tentery
for this season and of course
three in Birmingham
number four of this is
Michigan
Michigan last year
didn't do very well
didn't do so hot with the tenants
but this year massive turnaround
they are now averaging
10,246
a game over the course of three games
so that's
that's huge
and that's good
I have a feeling with
Michigan because
they shared their staying
with the Detroit Lions
and Detroit
signed their old kicker
Jake Bates
that at Mason of the Bates effect is
trickling down
back to the Panthers
and that translates in
they have a intense boost
and it helps that the team's good.
So keep it up.
They have two more dates
in Detroit this year.
Number three is
D.C.
They have played three games at Audi Field
and they are
averaging 12,624
over the coast of those three games.
So two more times
for the Bear Snake.
this year
and again
coolest fan tradition in the
entire league is DC's
Beersnake
Number two
even though they've only played one game
at home so far
number two is San Antonio
with their
single
game attendance of
14,000427
they still have
three more games
remember San Antonio is only
playing four games
at home this year
because of scheduling conflicts and St. Louis got the extra game.
So San Antonio and San Luis, both those games are in St. Louis this year.
And San Luis, no question, without question, is number one.
Three games so far, three more to go.
And they are averaging 30,845.
a game.
All right.
So,
San Luis does more than double
the next team down
San Antonio.
Again,
not entirely
unexpected, but again, this is what
happens NFL when you
anger an entire fan base
saying that they're bad football fans, they don't
deserve a team.
So,
F you, Stan Cronky.
All right.
All right, all that out of the way.
Let's pick games for week six of the 22.5 UFL season.
We will start with the Friday night's game on May 2.
It'll be Arlington at St. Louis.
Time for some revenge for a couple of weeks.
go both teams
coming in the three and two
I view this as a must
win for
St. Louis if we have
any shot at
getting to
the championship game
this is the game
to make that statement
I'm really
impressed with what
Max Dugan did
his first game as a starter
in week five
picking out, but probably improving on what Manny Wilkins had been doing all season.
And of course, shout out to Hakeem Butler coming back from three weeks of injury.
He was completely ineffective week one.
He's been on the injured reserve until just this week with a hamstring injury.
And then coming back from that injury.
he killed it this past week
so with
Dugan performing well
and of course
Jacob Sailor is one of the best players in the league
continue to go at it
at Reimback
I think
I think we get revenge this week
so Battle Hawks is my pick in this game
I am going
expect a much closer game this time
around two so
so yeah
let's go Balhawks
Kaka's along
the Saturday game
showboats
at Roughnecks
I think this is going to be
a close game but
I will
pick Houston
to just barely
squeak out a win
here
I can easily be wrong on this
because Memphis won both their games
last year against Houston
as Clint and I've been the case this year
and
we'll see but just to be safe
I'm picking the rough necks
and then Quattro de Mayo
got two games
going on so the early game
is DC at
Michigan
Defenders coming in
4-1
and the Panthers are
3 and 2
and
no bear snake
allowed at this game
I would think
but I will
go and pick
the defenders
clearly the bear team
right now with the two
so
so DC
Michigan and then the later game San Antonio at Birmingham the championship game
rematch San Antonio clearly diminished from last year Birmingham not they're leading
their conference but as good just not as good
last year's team and it's going to be played in front of the Jason Kelsey impersonators
in Birmingham so I'll go stallions over the Bronas and that's going to do it for this is going to do it
for this the week six edition of our podcast we have a we had a bonus
episode of Uncalled for
last week. Check that out
on autism in the RFK
Jr. We got a new one
coming this week.
It's
recycled sunflower brew
talking about
barbecue and you don't want to
miss that one. That will come out
on Friday. So
until then
we will
talk soon.
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