Threedom - Adunchables

Episode Date: July 6, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about Instagram, items, read spam emails and play Press Conference. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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What happens in between the Mississippi and the Rockies? I don't know, but I in between the Mississippi and the Rockies? I Don't know but I do know this out of the wilderness north of the border comes a beer to America made to order and every beer man With a mousse and it is hand is gonna be a mousse man for life a mousse Man for life Is that for theBotte Blue? What beer is that? Laurang.

That of course is a moosehead. And moosehead is a beer? Moosehead is a beer. I thought it was a head. Oh yeah, yeah. So a moosehead was a head? So when you part of moosehead, you go, oh, a head. Well, why don't Moose just say head?

Why don't they just say that? What's stopping them? Look, buddy. Like, if they could say one word, it would be head. I wanna share the story with you. What's happening? I don't know if I should have this before. This would be a first.

That's literally how, that's our catch phrase from the show. I know. Well, I'm the one who says it. So we just tell stories. We just don't. Yeah, exactly. Why don't you just say the catch phrase from the show. I know. Well, I'm going to the set. So we just tell the stories. We just don't. Yeah, exactly. Why don't you just say the catch phrase of everyone knows it?

When Moose. Does our cool always say that I do that? Or do sometimes he just look? Sometimes he would go, who did that? Yeah. Moa. So sometimes, oracle, he's fully aware that he did it. And people wanted him to say, look, he just doesn't look.

Yeah. When Moosehead was a new beer, like a new import to America, you never told this. He might have, that might have been like the prologue to a story we've heard a million times. Somebody brought, I always have to pay where someone said I have parties.

Okay. Somebody brought a case of it to my cousin's house. I couldn't do that. A case is by the way 24. Oh, I could drink a case of a psalm. Oh, that they moved. Oh, that they moved. You're saying I could drink a case of a little bit?

And still come back for more. No, it's still all the way around the world. What about the, what about the, Jodie Mitchell people? Okay, man. What about the big cases that are like 30? Have they started making those? Oh, so much bigger than 24.

You're a dream. Okay. So, it was like a fourth of a drive, or something like that. We used to have like cookouts and so we were invited to the cookout. Wow, one of you is when you throw it, you're invited. They had a good, that's so true.

They had the best, they had a better porch for it. So that's where like the picnic table would be And so we'd hang in over there and then in the in the evening people ended up inside and Somebody brought a case of mousse head to this gathering and so when they When new people would come in to the room I Don't remember how this started, but they would ask the new person, hey, do you want a beer?

And the person would say, yes, and they'd say, do you want like a Schlitz or a Miller high life or a Moosehead? And if the person said Moosehead, they would sing the entire song. And then the more people, it was like that game. Sardines. Sardines, where then that person would now be part of the chorus

of people singing a song. That's fun. It was fucking hilarious. It was never not funny. It was great every time. It was Jimmy Parto's podcast. Yeah, that's how it started. Yeah.

He was the first person I could do it. That's the side of it. Never enough, I'm not putting that up. That's the side of it. I'm gonna put it started. He was the first person I could do it. That's what I do. Never enough for a third of a third of a third of a third. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. BTDubs, I sing someone with a smart enough ice. BTDubs.

Right, what is that? Do you remember how I said I thought it was happening? It doesn't matter if I have my idea. Well guess what it was. Dang. Okay, because people, I'm seeing. Holy, do we say there wasn't? Well, because Scott Googled guess what it was. Dang. Okay, because people, I'm seeing, I'm seeing. Holy, can we say there wasn't? Well, because Scott Googled it and it was like, 2008.

But I was leaving college at that time. Yeah. And in my memory, people were icing in college. And I'm seeing memes. No, you know what a lot of people are doing right now. There are these, a lot of women I'm seeing who are. Who are technically people? Yeah, people say that, and I believe them. Can they give birth? Is that what you're saying? I just seeing who are. Who are technically people? Yeah, people say that, I believe them.

Can they give birth? Is that what you're saying? I just don't know. But I believe what they do. Okay, so that was my Trump impression. That was just falling away as I was doing it. I didn't even try. Did Trump come out as a trans ally?

That would be revolution here. Oh my God. So I want you to do a Trump impression where he says all liberal things. Yeah. It's not gonna be me. The, I get on a judge. Judge, yeah.

Shroom judge. Shroom judge. Shroom judge has to do it. But what I was gonna say was something else. Smart advice. Oh no, I'm seeing sort of a comedy like niche in Instagram of like women my age going like, here's what I like me getting ready for the for the club in 2005. And they have all the clothes, they

have the exact, it's like, I don't know if it's it is comedy. I don't know if they're comedians or if they're just anything on Instagram is supposed to be comedy. Yeah, I don't know how you categorize what it is, but they're doing these sort of nostalgia videos where they put on the exact clothes. I feel like I've seen a little bit of this, yeah. It's kind of fun. I will go on a little warm halls with them because I'm like, I had all the fucking clothes that they have.

It's very specific, a brown shrug with glitter over a tank top, three layers of tank tops over low-rise clothes. I don't have them now, but I had them then. Oh, you had them. I'm sorry. Why did they have the old clothes? That's what I wonder. How and why do they have all the old clothes?

One person, it's clear that her mom saved everything, so she just has all of this stuff. It would be sad if they're buying clothes just to make a video. But I think that's something that people do a lot. I think that's joyful. I think it's sad if you buy clothes just to wear them. You know what's sad?

Clothes. You know what's sadder? Ability clothes. Anyway. It was happy nude beach. Do you think you'd be interested in what that is place that are? Do you think you'd be interested in a video

of somebody getting ready for their day and look exactly what you did when you were 19? No. You know what, I... You mean getting drunk before going out to get drunk? You know what, I've noticed is that there's a new thing where people are like trying on clothes, but they start in their underwear and just feels like an... I've seen this too.

...and it's just to show just because they want to be in their underwear. People are really interesting. Are they? Because they take a really long time to pick the clothes out. Like green. Not that one, not that one. But it's very weird that it's got no further in front of the camera. The very end of the video they put on a shoe.

They don't fit. You think you would start with the dress. Here's what I don't need. Yeah. A video of anyone getting ready. I really don't need it. I really don't. like I want to see people coming back. Is it? How was it tell me what happened? What happened? I mean, it's story. I thought you went dressed I thought you had from the dead yeah, I also want to see yes, I would like to see that

I look look if you're gonna come back from the grave, please make a video I feel like what I'm not I'm trend I think I understand it more when it's someone showing how to do your hair like this or how to do, but I don't really understand when it's just like, here's what I wore. I feel like it's people wanting to show their butts, but it's more classy. Yeah. It is like it ends with me all dulled up, yeah,

but it's like, no, you go right. No, all right. Any time a butt is being shown, it's because people made the video because they want to show their butt. There's no question. I also don't like that. What are these videos called again?

I don't like the captions. Only butts suck. Anyone putting a caption for when they're just posting a swimsuit picture, either funny or like inspirational. Or like, ficking about pizza. You know, it's just like, no, no, no, no. Just, just write, this is my butt.

Yeah, yeah, that's all we want to know. I'm not sure if it is your butt. Yeah, yeah. That's all we want to know in the caption. I'm not sure if it is your butt. I think, I think, I need to know. I think an acceptable caption would also be, do I make you horny baby? Yeah. Yes.

So it would be fine. Yeah, and then it's like, oh yeah, I sometimes, like I would like someone to put a caption on themselves and it's like super sex. And they're like, my brother's on this site too. It's like, your brother's looking at this picture of you and your fucking, the gyno suit. Jhinosuit?

So she said, isn't that odd? It's like your family scrolls and also sees that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do you find that complicated? It's worth for me with friends. Yeah, right. We know people look like sexy pictures

or whatever. And it's like, oh, well, hello. Well, hello, and I call them up and I say, well, hello, I say, well, hello. Well, hello, and I call them up and I say, well, hello. I I don't know if you realize I saw your picture. I always when I and I wanted to say I like it. What I didn't think of heart was the face and say, no, you.

So I thought I should call you. I say I really like that sexy picture you posted. Yeah, I know you probably can't pick up right now. You might be work, but I just want to say I saw that picture. I really liked it. I thought you looked amazing. I just wanted to say, hey, it's Paul Tubbies. I thought you looked amazing.

And you're bikini. You looked amazing. I think I read some article where they, they, I think you did. I think I did. I'm not sure though. No, where they caught up with a guy, like they figured out who a guy was, who was constantly posting on women's profiles,

like, hey, show me your butt or whatever, like that. They figured out who he was and when to his work or something. I love him. I think that's what they said. Show them their butts. You wanted to see this. We just backfire, he likes it.

It's literally backfire. I do, I sometimes do have a conundrum with someone that I don't know that well, but I'm friendly with. And they post like a hot picture and it's like, do I like this stuff? Yeah, exactly. Because I'll see people liking stuff

and go, oh, okay, little nasty. Yeah. You a little nasty? It does feel that way. It feels like if I like this, I'm sending some kind of message of like send more It's send more nudes. It's weird because it is just supportive like you know, sorry, I miss pronounced nudes I meant to say send new but what I wrote at UDS you you understood that I bet dudes right?

But but then you sent me a box full of nuds and I don't want to deal with all these I can't eat nuts. I'm not a peanut They're nuds. I don't want to do it all these. I can eat nuds, I can't eat nuds. I can't eat nuds. They're nuds, they're fake peanuts. Yeah. And you DS. That's the fake dog balls. If your dog gets castrated, you want to.

No, they have nuds. They give nuds. Yeah. Why do they need fake balls? I don't know. Wait, they give them fake balls? Yeah, you can buy fake, they're called nuticles. It implants.

You can buy fake. For your dog that's been. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? Why are they called neutacles? It's pretty great name. Because they're new testicles. Exactly. From the New Testament.

But they're N-E-U-T-I-C-L-E. So it's like part neuter, part testicles. Like God, I'm being whipped. Part me out. Whoops. Catwoman. Catwoman. She did a video where she whipped off the hands of four mannequins in a row and everybody

copped and cheered. Do you think that was pretty cool? What is that for? Is it just the feeling or is that for? Who is she married to? What is catwoman? Batman. No, in real life.

Who are you talking about? Which catwoman? Michelle Fight. David E. Kelly. Yes. I recently learned that I was listening to Cameron Mannheim on a legal pad. Yeah, I did. That's how you would write it.

That's where I read all the information. I get it now with the your explaining it. Magic legal pad and writing appears on it every day. I want to know more about that. What does that mean? He writes out scripts in longhand on a legal path. Oh, okay. I thought he said the things just up here.

And then somebody has to transcribe it. Okay. Does someone transcribe it like reads it loud and then someone else has to type it or does someone look at the page and type it while they're looking at the page? Good question. Cameron Mannheim was on Rosie Donald's podcast

and she had a great story about being cast. I didn't really throw your dollar out of podcast. I listened to it almost weekly. And then has Rosie been on Cameron's podcast yet? There's Cameron on podcast. Why don't I? I don't think she does, but she loves games. I learned that, but she had a great stir up in cast

on whatever the show was doing. Boston legal. Boston legal. Barely legal. Barely legal. I'm not gonna tell it all here, but if you want to hear it and you're interested in that kind of thing, it's a good episode.

He came to the never goes like, I have a new show, it's called Barely League. These people are almost like, they just graduated high school. It must be called Barely League. But I thought it was interesting, he's married to Michelle Fyfer, I'm like, whoa, power couple. From a long time. From a long time. Oh, by the way, I was walking the other day speaking podcast,

people having podcasts. Which we were. If you're talking about anyone, you're speaking about people having podcasts. Ha, ha, about anyone you're speaking about people having podcast. But I just gone just gone to the eye doctor. I just gone to the eye doctor and they did the tiny taps on my eye. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, the glaucoma test. It's what is it test the eye strength or something like that? It does tiny taps. I think we've been over this and we don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

No, you can't it's they're imperceptible. Oh, you know, other than a vague, it's a little thing they put by your eye and it goes like, yeah, and it's a new, it's vaguely unsettling. This has been new test because they actually got rid of the glaucoma test. Okay. Where you used to look at us and then get a puff of eye? Yeah, a puff of eye. A puff of eye.

A puff of eye. A toe of duped. Anyway, so I got the tiny taps. Okay. And I was walking to... And were you horny? That was so horny. Please just got to the horny park.

Can I like a picture? So I was walking to the supermarket. To grab a couple of things. That's not normal for you. It was right next to the eye doctor. Okay. And I was behind these two women and they were walking dogs and they were like, and one was like, oh, by the way, I was wondering if we should do a podcast together.

No. You should have turned around and gone, no. I was like, no, get out of my space. And the other one was like, yeah, sure. And we got to be a little more excited. And they had no better voice than that. They had no premise, by the way. They like, yeah, sure. And we gotta be a little more excited. And they have no better voice than that. They have no premise, by the way. They never talked about a premise.

Okay, poke it on the podcast. Hey, what's the podcast we both talk about? There was no, it was not like, we both walk out the supermarket, that's our podcast. It was not a podcast about like, hey, I was thinking we should do a podcast about this or whatever, it was just purely like, we need to have a podcast, it was like a business decision.

And then she was like, because I was thinking about someone that I might want to be in business with for years and years. And you came to mind. It was like, I'm sorry. Why do the wrong reasons to? This is people go to these weird workshops

and they're told to do things. And then they end up having business-minded goals with their friends. The grinds it. But listen, you're telling me you've never thought about people. You never thought like, I wish, I like, who can I go into business with for years and years and years? Well, because like, what I think, like, when I meet someone, Yeah.

So, like, I kind of do this thing, like, my brain first goes, like, I think my friend and I go, No, no, no, stop, stop, stop. Yeah. Can you go into business with them for years and years and years to come? And then I really think about that. And sometimes it's a yes and sometimes it's a no, But you know, that will determine whether I get the coffee. So I'm just, I remember, that was when I, when Janie,

we're getting serious about each other. Starting at the podcast. Yeah, starting with the podcast, we've been married for 10 years. Yeah, when you guys did stay at home, Kansas when you kind of like, we're like, we're business partners now, huh? Yeah, yeah, get it now.

Yeah. So I went out, here's another story. And these are slight stories. I'm hoping they are trampolines to do we now have to begin a story with here's another story. And I'm also like, we're already talking from that one. I know. We don't need another one.

I have to say this is not a story. This is not a story. This is not a story. It doesn't even qualify as a story. So I don't, I don't want to say it. And then you guys go like, why did you bother with that? But then you actually did start off by saying, here's a story. You really did. Great a story. So I don't, I don't want to say it. And then you guys go like, why did you bother with that? But then you actually did start off by saying, here's a story.

You're really the greatest story. Oh, so I go to Albertsons and I'm behind this woman who honestly, the grocery store. Honestly, it's probably somebody's house. Probably my age that seems harder in some ways is wearing like really short shorts and dark, dark sunglasses and seems like really hard. Harder.

Yeah. Yeah. That's your shanky from everybody loves rain. Yeah, she was the Albertson. Everybody loves rain. She was the less time that everyone else. She was the... I had to take a sip of water.

EL Raymond. She was the spokesperson for Albertsons for a bit. So she lingers out there just kind of a member. Enjoying Albert's? Because of me? I became your soul because you saw me in the commercial, isn't that so? So I'm behind this woman in line and there's someone in front of her. Now this woman is wrecked to shit.

So that's how we know it's a line. Yeah, it's yeah,. At least three people. So she makes room for me on the conveyor belt. Very nice. I put my stuff down. I was, was she moved up her, her stuff and put to, she had, he was the only way that I could describe it as like adult lunchables. Okay.

It was like pre-packaged meals. Adunchables? Adunchables. Yeah, because the lunchables is for clearly for kids. And then there's a dunchables. Because adults hardly ever have lunch. Right. We skip because look, we're trying to save a calories,

kind of back where we can't. We do breakfast, we do dinner. We might have a little bit of protein in the middle, but it's not lunch-based. Like a big nice, nice, nice, nice day. Just a nice big, sick day answer, table side, if we do dinner. We might have a little bit of protein in the middle, but it's not lunch, babe. Like a big nice tea. That's a bone steak. Just a nice big steak day answer table side if we're lucky. If you got time to lunch, you got time to punch.

If I got time to grab the money, I got time to eat the steak, die around. So she do not. My favorite work lunch is steak dayin. So she looks at what I put down. And one of the things I put down are these salad kits, right? They're like basically pre-packaged salad that has the dressing and the stuff in them, right? It's like Lego? Yeah. It comes up like glue wood sticks. Woodsticks

woodsticks. Two things. Woodsticks and woodsticks. Woodsticks. What is the word I'm speaking of? What are the tongue depressing? What is that? Popsicle six. Popsicle six. You know tongue depressant before popsicle stick. I'm more of a doctor than a kid. I've always said that about you. Okay. More of a doctor than a kid. I think it's not a kid than a doctor.

I think it's not a kid than a doctor. I agree. You're because you could never be a doctor. Yeah, I'm not me. What do you mean I could never be a doctor? I'm the specter. I'd say you're more doctor than kid. If I had applied myself, I could be a doctor.

Sure. If I had done it and went through medical school and like been smart and all that, I could be a doctor. We're talking if she or I'd your Kipling, we're talking about what did happen. What did happen if you could go to medical school and you'd be good at it and it would be quick and easy.

Wait, how quick? It'd be done in like an hour, it would cost $900. And you can do it. And you can. And you can. And then you'd be good as a doctor the rest of your life. And you'd like it and you'd be happy. I would.

I would like to learn basic, like, surgery. Medicine. Well, you know how like anytime you're watching one of the like the last of us or something, oh yeah, everyone's like sowing people up and they don't know how to do that in real life. Yeah. Okay, so she looks at these salad kits and she goes,

are those good? And we're having a conversation now. Yeah, so it's turned into a conversation. And I say, I'm like, better carry out a neutral mirror. My God, so I very friendly.

I say, oh yeah, they're pretty good. They, she goes, so I would just put my own dressing on. I go, no, they have dressing in the pack. I tend to add chicken to my blah, blah, blah.

And this is an Albracian brand product, or is the same? No, every supermarket. Okay, carries these types of things. I'm curious. So we have... I was wondering if she was kind of like, I've never seen that brand, or like I've never heard of that.

No, she never seen the salad kit. Okay. So it's simply understand yourself. I need to simply understand yourself. She's so far. There's no telling where the salad went. It's interesting. Where the standing went?

I said salad. She said dressing. Good playing, King. So we have a fairly long conversation about these salad kids where and she is made way for me and acknowledged not behind her. So the woman in front of me finally gets her, not the woman in front of her, finally gets her stuff packaged up. I'm so confused.

And she was Patricia Heaton. I think so. Or was the teller, was Patricia Heaton. It was Miles Teller. Okay. Patricia Heaton was Miles Teller. Is it Teller? What do you, what do you, what do you call them? Teller, Patricia Heaton. It was Miles Teller. Okay. Did you say Heaton was Miles Teller? Is it Teller? Is something you call them?

Teller, you love her? Yeah. That was two Miles Teller. There we go. Teller, you love her. Teller, teller. Teller. Okay.

So then the woman in front of her like pays. Uh-huh. And then that's important. And then she looks at me. She looks at me and she goes, are you going to pay? What? And I go, I'm sorry? She goes, wait, is it my turn to pay? And I go, how do you mean? She goes, well, you can't take your food without paying. And I say like, she goes, aren't you, don't you need to pay for your food? And I go, oh, no, no, no, I'm behind you. And you were clearly standing behind her. And she

goes, and, but this is the reason I tell the story. She goes, here we go. And I took it to me. She gets into these situations a lot. I took it to me like here it comes, here it comes all-simers, or here it comes like another example of me losing my mind. I felt bad. I took it a different way. You thought it was like, here we go, we're gonna throw it down. Another person who won't pay for my food.

Am I paying this time? That's what she said. I think it was the, aren't you supposed to pay my food? I think it's an awesome, Tim Robinson. That was funny. That's what you said. I think it was the... Aren't you supposed to pay? I think it was the Tim Robinson. That was funny. That is an amazing thing. 50 Amber's for D-5.

You haven't seen it. You haven't seen it. Oh my God. She's from Amber's. You haven't seen it. You haven't seen it. Come to D-5. Come to D-5.

Come to D-5. Come to D-5. Thanks for watching today. Okay, I'm trying to put my ticket in the screen. I'm trying to put my ticket in the screen. I'm trying to put my ticket in the screen. I'm trying to put my ticket in the screen. I'm trying to put my ticket in the screen. I'm trying to put my ticket in the screen. I'm trying to put my ticket in the screen. I'm trying to put my ticket in the screen. I'm trying to put my ticket in the screen.

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No, I think you, I think I'm saying. I think I'm saying. I like the gambit. You know what? I like the gambit of being in front of someone. Yeah. And then turn, and maybe if you, the deal is, if you just have a couple things,

first behind you has a bunch of stuff. Yeah. If you turn around and say, are you gonna pay? Yeah. Or like taking up the little rubber thing and playing like weird together. Yeah, I just, I got you. But also you strike up a long conversation with them

about their items and then you praise them a little bit like, oh, that's great. Oh, what a smart idea. Maybe also, do you put the dressing in the bowl or how does it, oh. Do you put this thing in the bowl? Does the dressing go on top of the salad or like, do you just swallow the bag? Could I put the dress thing in here?

Drift, drift, drift. Alright, we have to take a break. And we're back. Oh my God. Yeah. But those are the two things that... What a big sit. What?

Those are the two things that happen to me. I'm a little more big stuck to get you to pay for her two items. Oh, oh, did my items fall into your pile? Oh no. Oh God. My clothes are falling. Oh my God. It's crazy. It. My clothes bar is in the air. Oh my god.

It's crazy. It probably only totals like 10 bucks. I swear I'd lose my head if it wasn't a 10. That's the thing about items now is like only 20 items. That's the thing about items now. Recent item news. No, but remember the day everything is $100. You can be at the supermarket.

Some would have two items. You would be like, here's a couple of bucks. Now it's 10 bucks probably for two things. No, it remember the day everything is $100. You'd be at the supermarket, so I'm gonna have two items who'd be like, here's a couple of bucks. Now it's 10 bucks probably for two things. No, it's in it $10. So it's like, why would you ever offer to pay anything for anybody? I forgot about reverse flash. What was just you know, he was just the flash

with a yellow costume? Yeah, with red boots. But he could also run fast. He had the same powers. He would have to run backwards though. No. No. Why was it his powers. He would have to run backwards. Oh, no. Why was this thing? He was really slow. Yes, slower than normal. How does that help? Could you

dodge? Could you dodge? I could dodge anything. Here we go. A cup. I can dodge a cup. Are you sure? Here, here's a cup right here. All right. Can you dodge? Yeah, I can dodge it. Can you dodge it? Test me. Can you dodge it? I'm, it's right here.

Dulled it. Dulled it. There. I did it. Dulled it. Wow. Incredible. You like my dodge style?

I yelled dogs before I do it. It's not bad. Thank you. Although I feel like it's tipping people off to the fact that you're gonna dodge. Well, I don't always have I do it. It's not bad. Thank you. Although I feel like it's tipping people off to the fact that you're gonna Dullge like I don't always have to do it So you are you doing false flagdullages? Yeah, all the time. You're just yelling dogs and then not dodging. Yeah, in crowd of theaters Oh, not in crowd of theaters What about yelling fire in a theater that's not right that has like 10 people in it? That's cool

I think it's That's cool. I think it's allowed, of course. Yeah, it's just the Stampede factor. It is the Stampede factor. That's what they're worried about. So if it's under capacity, and it's 10 people can get out fine. But why isn't capacity, here's capacity in theaters

should be low enough to where if someone yells fire, people get out safely. Yeah, all theaters should have, I'm going to say 50 seats and 10 people max. Can I say speaking of theaters? Yeah. I saw a little mermaid. Oh, and I have a little... Waiting in the ocean?

Yeah, I saw her. I saw her. I threw a hard put on her. And I got her. And I got her. Speaking of theaters, I saw a little mermaid in the ocean. I saw her and it's swimming in Godter. I loved it. Pitchfork up the button. Have you seen it?

I know. Well, I have to believe. Okay, well, neither am I. No, but I heard you were a more doctor than kid. Well, in this instance, I was more kid. But I loved it and it was, Halle Bailey is so wonderful as the little mermaid. It was just great.

I loved that movie so much growing up, so I was really excited to see it. And she is so earnest and sweet and has a great voice. And then she had, I got chills. Some of the songs I clapped after. In the theater? In the theater? I clapped. I clapped my ass.

Everyone stood up and clapped their asses. Stating of age. You want the... Get some intelligence counter like, what's that noise? What's a little more really... I've never heard a pause quite like that. The weirdest thing happened after every song of the entire audience. Ah. Still dumb. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. It's honestly really cute though, but I would say for kids, I'm scary. Yeah. Oh, I heard somebody told me, and this is a spoiler. For what? For Loma or made?

Okay, but because this is at the end of the movie. Okay. But I mean, you kind of know what happened. Yeah, it's the same story. Stories that there is like an unintentional jump scare. Wait, what's part? She's sailing off with Prince, whatever. Eric.

And then, What is Prince? Poseidon's face appears in the ocean out of nowhere. And apparently it was like, King Triton. King Triton, excuse me. Yeah, how same guy. How ridiculous to say Poseidon. King Triton, excuse me. Yeah, how same guy. How ridiculous to say beside.

It's Javier Bardem. I know. One of my wife's crushes. Wow, I'm really. Yeah. Is it, is that a free pass situation? And we're just across. You want to allow me to go to the movies with her

and let her see him. Yeah. His hair is floated in the water. You're all hot and bothered. Yeah. You like Javier Bardem? What about one made of water? Yeah. Let her see that guy.

I want to find this because somebody sent it. Wait, but I don't remember the thought that I had during that part. You don't remember the hut that you had. The thought. I don't remember having a jump scare. I don't remember thinking anything. And hold over there.

That hoe. What are you trying to find? I'm trying to find. I have video of this. And hold over there. That ho... What are you trying to find? I'm trying to find... I have a video of this. Here plug it in. Just somebody send it to plug it in. Plug it in. Oh my God.

Someone sent you a video. Okay, a little background. They found the end... People send videos to Paul all the time. He's what we call the video guy. They send it to my PO box. And I convert them and I put them on my phone. And thank you, by the way, everybody.

For sending me your videos, I love them all. There's even some that are mean about me and I still love them. I still love them. You love them so much. People, they say mean things about me. And they laugh on my face. Is this the one?

Yeah, that's it. Can you? She's so fun. Can you, can you? She's so fun. There you go. Why don't you get closer? Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Endings I love this part. This was like a lame and well song they put in one place Okay Let me see Wait, what is this video? Oh, this is from the actual movie because there were some hunks in there. Yeah, the mermaids are all what

What a multi group. They're from all over. I love it. Even if it is woke. Get to it. Get to it, bitch. Someone made this video like tape the screen that doesn't scare me I was like dub dub What would you say it's like good boy good Do we do he is like dubbed over good? Do we do whatever I thought it was that his face appears in the water. Oh, maybe it does that later. Good, do you do it?

He looks ridiculous. Well, you're used to him by now. I gotta say this looks like the fakes movie ever made. No! You don't bet. That's how it looks, okay. No, it honestly is really well done. And I was so happy.

I thought it was... Is that the end of the movie you just showed us. Well, that's not shocking. I thought it was. Yeah, that was really oversold to me. That was not scary. No, I thought that it was one of the best. It was weird when she went, good to do it. Yeah, she's good to do it. I did like that. She said, good to do it. It's the best live action, Disney, so far. I thought this one kind of walked the line of the animals being realistic. That was a great remake. What about Pinocchio?

Pinocchio, I haven't seen, but it hurts really good. But no, Pinocchio is in a remake, I've heard. You heard that one? No, no, the other Pinocchio is good. The new one. The gear was two new ones. That's what I'm saying. There's two new ones.

Oh, that's the one. One is a Disney remake and one is not. I can't believe so many were happening at the same time. What's going on? Everybody's lost their damn mind. No. Everyone needs to fucking take a chill pill for one second. So when you were happy at the same time, what's going on? Everybody's lost their damn mind. No. Everyone needs to fucking take a chill pill for one second.

Everyone take a chill pill, please. I loved it and Melissa McCarthy was great and it was really fun. The end. How much did you pay there? To see it? $11. How much would you pay?

My, I paid $11 because my friend is a Stubbs member and we went to a matinee and she got, I'm so excited. So you split it? She got all the tickets. She got in for free and then you guys split the free. Well, if you're a stubs member, I think you get in. Well, we all got a discount. You get free movies for life. Yeah. We all got a discount from it. For life. So who's you pay? There was that thing. It's a one-time fee. There was that thing though for a while where you could go to as many as you wanted. That's something different. That's movie pass. Movie pass. There was that thing though, for a while, where you could go to as many as you wanted. That's something different, that's movie pass.

Movie pass. I was like, I missed that, but I missed the window. You go to like two for free or something, with steps. Anyway, the whole reason I know this is because I signed my parents up for it. I bought them both really expensive subscriptions. And then in March of 2020.

Wow. Oh. And then they're like, that's my donation to keep theaters going. Yes. And then have a long email chain trying to convince them not to go. No, no, trying to get the company to defer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you're not open. Yeah. They were like, no. Oh, that's up. Yeah, anyway. Coffee on empty or? Yeah, buyer. Buyer beware. Buyer, Brear, Bear. Buyer, Bear.

Buyer, Cafe, Cordiale. Never sicker. Quilf, Kalfa, Cordiale. We're just naming jobs, you guys. Jobs, I have. Where are my other jobs? Penis, shrinker. That was just, it might spare time on my own penis.

Snatch shrinker. Do you remember Dr. Shrinker? Are you old enough to remember Dr. Shrinker? It was one of those Saturday morning live action shows, like Electro Woman and Dynacirl. Exactly my dear boy. And this was about an evil scientist named Dr. Franklin. No, why does he have to be evil? He was a madman with an evil doctor Fauci.

Anyway, go ahead. Oh, God. The theme song told us he's a madman with an evil mind. And his songs don't lie. His henchman was Billy Barty. Oh, okay, good for him. And I guess he shrunk some kids down. Did Billy Barty have one eye, Duda, Duda?

You don't even sing it now. I gotta look this up. How did you get there? Like, did he have a glass eye? Yeah, nothing I've ever heard. Who's the guy Peter Sellers who had one eye? Beautiful. Peter Falk, sorry.

I just learned that he had one. I thought he had a lazy eye. He fractured nice eye. Well, Mikeers who had a one-eye? Peter Falk. Peter Falk, sorry. I just learned that he had one. I thought he had a lazy. He fractured Nassau. Well, Mike thought he had a lazy eye. We're watching a video. Then we learned in the video, Peter Falk, that he had a glass eye. Yeah, right.

He told some stories about it. And it was pretty interesting. Yeah. How did he lose? I don't know how we lost it. Oh, God, he told the story. Hold on. This is a way to make men.

It's where my memory comes into play. Was a lovely lady in the room. Yeah, three boys of his own. I've talked about that one about Raul Julia. His eye falling out of his socket. Oh, yes. And then he just popped it back in. Yeah.

I can't remember what. Oh, no, my eye. I sound more like he puts in boots. I know. I mean, he does that. Not sound like Raul Julia puts in a good point. It's a good, good point. Hello. What are you saying? How did Peter fall loose? I how did he had he had a cancerous growth at age three.

And he was given a glass eye. Wow. I mean, it's amazing. They were able to it's amazing. they were able to get it out. I mean, maybe these days with modern surgery, there would be better ways to do it. But at the time, that's what they did. And he grew up to be an incredible famous actor. What a success story.

He played Columbus. Yeah, 1492. Rex Harrison, my fear lady fame. Also had one eye. Sammy Davis Jr. Sandy Duncan. Yeah. Sandy Duncan at a glass eye

Yeah, from the Hogan family. Yeah, yeah, she was great on that show. That was a remake. Yeah, well, you know, we've talked about Talk about this Valerie Harper. It was called Valerie and she was like I want more money and they're like Valerie then it was Valerie's family. No, then it was She was like, I want more money and they're like, fuck you Valerie. Then it was Valerie's family. No, then it was the family. I always get this wrong. Hogan family, starring Jason Bateman.

What if I like to think though they kind of eased you into it? It was like Valerie's family for a little bit. And then just the whole thing. Also I prefer fuck you to Valerie. Once you get to know that there are last names of Hogan. It's like, no, we know it's the whole thing. They were a good cast. I watched that show in re-run.

I liked that show. Was it Jason Bateman? Yeah, good for him. That's it. Others? By show in re-run. I liked that show. Was it Jason Bayman? Yeah. Good for him. That's it. Others? By the way, I thought the smart list doc is good.

I enjoyed it. You watch it? Haven't seen it. Oh yeah, I liked it. Haven't seen it. I liked their dynamic together. I liked the director Sam. Oh yeah, I did his show.

Yeah, I liked his show. It's fun because his his interview show Sam Jones. Yeah, is all in black and white and he then he takes he's a photographer and he yeah, and then he takes photos and black and white and they're really cool. And then he did the whole thing is in black and white. He did the whole thing is in black and white. Yeah, yeah, I don't think so. I think I would want to show too late to tell him. I'd want to show him the Wizard of Oz and see his reaction to it. Fuck. Wow, because that part, that part though, when they get old. They don't just start filming everything and seep you.

When the tin man starts talking and he's like, he's like, able to talk. And there's a good while away, the hour. Because if he saw that, that would blow his mind. If he saw that lion talking. Holy shit. No, but I thought you did a good job with it, and I really liked watching that size. I agree, really so.

And I would like to do something like that with you guys, but you won't. Well, no, show business is not interested. Oh, I think we made a video about it. I think, wait, if we all were famous. Oh, okay. And Lauren, you're gonna be, we're counting on you. we're counting on you. You're gonna be like pulling us along on your FAMES track. I have to like get the deal. Look, you're already at a level of fame that we'll never see. No one's asking us to be on things.

All right. So I guess I'll just see if I could crew wants to follow us around. Yeah. Yeah. See if a crew wants to follow us around. Well, because here's when I think the crew needs to understand right off the bat. We mainly don't spend time together. So this would be a show about, this would be like a series where you kind of just see us in our individual lives. And then you see how it comes together on three and how it plays out on the pod. And what, like, oh, actually, no, Paul was having a really hard week, but then he actually

was like having a lot of fun One's who's with his friends right, you know also there on tour when they do it and they Hang out. No, no, it's great. They all have a sweet. They sleep in the same place. They sleep in the same bed But with us it would be we would do the show and then say good night everyone in the elevator. Yeah, yeah That's not hang out afterwards I'm not getting in a suite and watching TV afterwards with you. It's over. Wait, what are you talking about?

They all hang out. They hang out. They all get a hotel suite with three separate rooms and all that. And they all hang out. And they film them all the time. And they have all their meals together. And they make fun of each other for everything they eat.

Great. Yeah, which I'd love to do. I would love to make fun of you and what you eat. Scott, I would love to make fun of each other for everything they eat. Great. Yeah, which I'd love to do. I would love to make fun of you and what you eat. I, Scott, I would love to make fun of you and what you eat, but I just don't think. I just don't have that. You don't have that many jokes about food. I just don't have that time.

I just like to be alone. I look at this cracker, make fun of this cracker. I have a joke about one thing that you eat, and if you're not eating that every time that I'm out of material. What's the thing? I don't wanna waste it. I don't wanna, I don't wanna like burn it.

When you are eating that, oh, he'll get you. Oh, you'll know. You'll know. You'll know you're eating it. Yeah. Let me grab this plum anyway. No. Nope.

I tried. Try it. Go on a tell in the plum. We should have done a tour doc when we went on tour. I know. We had so much fun. Yeah, well, they're phones and put it together. And just we give audience members our phones and they watch it much fun. Yeah, well, they're phones and put it together and just we give audience members our phones

and they watch it on it. Yeah, and we say, please bring back after we did our phone back. We need our phone back. It's one phone and we all use it. We got our one jitterbug. We need it. All right, we have to take break. Okay.

And we're back. Hi, I love you. What's a haul? You got an incredible email during the break. Oh yeah, so the latest thing is I'm getting these spam emails that are from Slut. From Slut. BCC, they're from the... By the way, that's not us.

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People who are, feel like- People who get a attainable? Think, yeah, maybe. Does it just make ugly girls feel better? Yeah, I bet it. I bet it's ugly girls trying to say- It's ugly girls sending those emails. Yeah.

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It says Lauren, this is bad. Yeah. And it's about some of the whole like, eat shit. I've also noticed a company that just sends automated emails. They now try to personalize it, so you'll open it. Like instead of like, this company wants you to do this, they'll be like, Sarah from this company is asking this. And it's weird.

There's no actual Sarah. I don't like it. There is no Sarah and I've tried to find her. I've never seen anyone named Sarah. Nope. They don't, it doesn't exist as Adam's got to say. The limit doesn't exist. Here's one from Lily Shane.

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I don't think I get any of these. I'm sure they're in your spam. Maybe I don't know why they're going right to my inbox. I don't even know how to access spam. Is there spam? You're Gmail's like, I think you're gonna wanna see this one. Let me see that egg plan in between your legs. Oh, okay, I've never been into my spam folder.

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I don't have any of these in my spam folder. I'm sorry. I'm sorry too. I'm sorry. Do you want me to forward them to you? Yeah. All right. It's time for a feature.

If you want to send us one, a little game to play, you can write to us at 3domusa at gmail.com. And if you're a Slutmailer, then send us some Slutmail. Yeah. We'll send it right this way. So if you just write in it, this should not go to spam. It doesn't go to spam, right? Yes. Okay.

That's the worker route. Yeah. This should not go to spam. So we're gonna do we're going to do an old fave. Press conference. Press conference. And we're going to text each other. Two of us are going to text each other celebrity. And then a scandal that the celebrity is involved in. And then the other one of us is going to conduct

a press conference. And we, the other two are reporters asking questions about the scandal until they've, the person conducting the press conference figures out who the celebrity is, what the scandal is. It's like that game where you stick a fucking post at note on your head and your butt. Right. I don't know that game.

It's not like I talk about you different games. Okay, things out. Do you want to come over and play it later? Mmm, okay, Dottie. Dr. T. Okay, so. So, I'm gonna make my dick pop like bubble wrap.

So Paul and I will text you, Paul, why don't you text. We'll pop like the Twin Towers. Why don't you text a scandal and I will text you a celebrity. How's that? Why don't you text me this celebrity? Okay, and then I'll text you a celebrity. Why don't you talk to me of this celebrity? Okay, and then I'll take you to the scandal. But I'm saying, I want the celebrity name first.

Oh, I see, okay. And then I can come up with this scandal. Okay, so I'll text you a celebrity. I have to keep on in my sunglasses on because I, and it has to be a celebrity that Lauren knows. Okay. So I can't do Linda Lavon. Can't do Linda Lavon.

Can't do Linda Lavon. The first person you think of. I don't know who that is. She played Alice on TV's Alice. Then I do know which is a, I know I know I was a version of the movie Alice doesn't I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know the lady who played Alice on Brady Bunch. Anby Davis. Anby Davis. Anby quick. And jumped over the candlestick. That's right. Fool her once, shame on her, fool her twice.

Hey, fire and fall. Fool me three times. Look, I'm not enjoying any of this. Fool me four times. Come on, guys. Can we stop with the fooling? It's fool me five times. Okay. Now you're just having fun. Fool me six times. This is out of control. Okay, now you're just having fun. Fool me six times. This is out of control.

Oh man, there's a comedian. I can't remember who it is, who did pretty much that bit where he was, it was essentially fooling me once, Shaman, you fool me twice, Shaman, me. And then he, I forget how high he went, but it was like, now reverse back to me. It was so, remember that.

It was really, really funny. All right, ready? Lauren, you're gonna start this press conference. Okay. Hi everyone. Thank you so much for joining us today. We have, who are you? Celebrity, celebrity.

Celebrity, celebrity. I'm the celebrity. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was introducing this. No, I think they're just the press person. Oh, you're not the celebrity. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's. Why, you're not a celebrity, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's so.

Why are you shouting celebrity at this obvious non-seller? I thought we could play celebrity. Oh, yeah, you're on it. That's a family. Thank you for coming. Obviously, this is a big deal where we have going on here today. It's not something that we want to be talking about,

but at the same time, we need to address, just get ahead of it. So whatever questions you have, we are going to allow them. Is this going to affect his educational shows at all? You know what, we're really hoping not. He didn't intend for any of this to happen. So I think that what he said, sounds very intentional.

Which part of what was said? So yeah. Do you think this is going to destroy his credibility? I see, I think the fans know his true soul and his true nature. I mean, he has been doing this for such a long time. But I do. I feel like the fans are the ones who, this is like a slap in the face to the fan for him to say something like this.

Right. So I'm not sure exactly which part you're speaking about because there were a couple things he has apologized for. It was a very brief statement. It was not a lot of that on that. Half of it was very contradictory to everything we know about the world. And then the second half was just an insult.

Just slam. So you're saying Bill and I said the world is flat, you idiots? Well, of course. I mean, the second part of what he said. You can try to paraphrase it now, but we have it on tape. I mean, he likened that condition to the status of the cup size of...

So Bill and I said the world is as flat as John Rivers' tits. John Rivers, no. I don't need you. Someone more personal to me. Your wife's tits. No! My wife has loving, large breasts. no my wife has loving large breasts. She's loving large breasts This is about someone that I

Used to be very intimate with those breasts your mom. Yes, so Bill nice said the world is flatter than your mom's chest Yeah, I mean, that's good. I got there your mom's chest. Yeah, I mean, that's close. I got there. You did pretty good. Thank you. All right, let's do it again. Okay. So who's I will, um, Oh, oh, that was really weird. That person is zooming by. Okay. Um, that person was actually like a dog with the zoomies. It was very fun. So I'm going to text you. Yeah, you're going gonna text me a celebrity. I'll text you a...

a scandal. And then Paul is gonna run the press conference and we're gonna have a good time. I'm gonna send you a celebrity. Yeah. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop Long as Lauren sends me the celebrity. I'm trying. She's trying really hard, I know. Not liking what I'm saying, okay. Do they have to be alive? No, they can be dead.

Eight, the fifth. Okay, and I'll text you the scandal. Here we go. I'm having post lunch crash. Yeah. Well, we only have one other because we're this the last round. No, I know. I know.

Let's just get to it. Let's have fun. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, did you get it? No, I'm not in my self, but I'm letting you know. All right, here we go. So run the, go ahead and start. Okay. Thank you, everyone, for being here.

Obviously, you'll have questions and I will answer those questions to the best of my ability. Great. Look. What did her, the people she works with, think about this? Well, obviously, obviously that an Academy Award winner doesn't want to be associated with this kind of thing. Well, the person she works with. Oh, okay, yeah. She herself has not won an Academy Award. It wouldn't make any sense for her to win one. No, but could you ask a question again?

Because I really don't want to. These people that she is on this show with. Yeah, Academy Award winner. She is on a show with these different women, with these different She is on a show with, with, with these different women, with these different thoughts. And it's like they're all gonna have a good minute about this. Suddenly they have to post on this kind of,

this kind of activity. Okay, well, look, I mean, they're obviously a cast as a family and they, they all can be different people, but still working together. Yeah, but to consume something like that. I, I imagine that one of her co-hosts is gonna have a problem with her eating that. Yeah.

Well, just because, I mean, look, we've all seen female trouble and divine eight human shit. So it's not worse than that. That's what you're trying to say. I mean, that's pretty bad, right? I think this might be worse because it's not a thing that we tend to eat. Yeah, and it's actually like than that. That's what you're trying to say. I mean, that's pretty bad, right? I think this might be worse because it's not a thing that we tend to eat. Yeah, and it's actually like,

and human shit is. It's got a point. All right, let's let her up. Look. Okay, I mean, I don't even know how she got the meat. Is it meat? Is it fish? How did she spear it herself?

It could be that. Was this someone, someone fisherman caught or? Well, look, look, before we get into all that, I want to talk about the working relationship and how things are on set. Okay. And of course, the Academy Award winner. He's she. She did what? It's all women. And you know what? She's not. The women she works with. it's all women and you know what she's the women she works with she's not gonna like that She's very opinionated and they're all very opinionated in different directions. I mean, I think one of them might her

Political leanings and might lean towards where she doesn't care but Look and every morning they get on TV and they speak about things if they there's no way that they're gonna be able to not talk about You know this they talk about what's in the news. This is in the news. This is now, yes, they do. And sometimes they accidentally are the news. And if joy, they are, no, because if deceased, if Barbara Walters says something from beyond the gray, she's she's gonna say something. She says something from beyond the gray. She's, she's gonna say something. She, she said, she said grace before she ate this thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I mean, that is a mitigating factor. You're right. Yes. And just because it was, it was, I mean, I mean, it's just, we need tuna. The thing she ate was a former star of a TV show itself. Yeah. We, I mean, the, the show that has the name that

is the start of describing someone giving someone the middle finger, yeah. Flip her off. Yeah. OK. If you classify Dolphin as meat, then of course you're going to see this in a certain negative light.

But if you just classify dolphin as a fish, then it's not that big a deal, is it? I guess he's got. The Barbara Walters eats a dolphin. Live on camera? Live on camera? She had a reason to do it. What was the reason? She wanted people to see how fancy she is.

Oh, you guys say she was hungry I don't think that conveys all you got to say is she was hungry and we'll walk away and we'll walk away happy Barbara was hungry. There you go All right, I'm in my car. I'm my car. Do you want to grab a bite? I'm good, but I tell you what honey you're good why don't you go All right, there's a weed boy? Never do we got a creamy pasta? All right, if you want to write to us I

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