Threedom - And THAT'S The Way The Cookie Crumbles

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

Paul, Scott, and Lauren discuss Ghostbusters, wine, and websites before playing The Picnic Game. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Unlock every episode of THREEDOM and THREEMIUM, ad-free, on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/shopSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, it's Julia Louis Dreyfus here, and I can't wait for you to hear our new episode of Wiser Than Me with Cindy Lopper on Amazon Music. Cindy may be a girl who just wants to have fun, but for 40 years she has brought playfulness and a dash of punk to some serious activism. We talk about her lifelong LGBTQ plus advocacy, her astonishing music career, and pick up a whole lot of wisdom along the way. Listen now only on Amazon Music. included with Prime. Hey guys, it's Lauren. I'm so excited because Mary Holland and I are going on tour. We are doing two-person improv in a city near you.

First, we're going to be in Austin, Texas on April 18th at the Moon Tower Comedy Festival. The show's at 4 o'clock so you can go out and have a nice dinner with your date, and then maybe you guys can hook up at the end. Could be a great day for you. Go to Moontower Comedy Fest.com to get tickets. And if you're in L.A., May 4th. We will be performing at the Lyric Hyperion Theater at 9.30 p.m. as part of the Netflix is a joke fest. So get tickets for all this stuff. It's going to be really fun. See you there.

Freedom! Freedom! Hey, everyone. Welcome to Freedom for another weakdom. I want to thank you. Oh, my God. That's good. That's good. Lauren, did you hear that? I got to write that down because I'll never remember it. Welcome to Freedom for another weekdom. Yeah. I think it really works. That's really good. I've already forgotten it.

It's welcome to freedom for another weakdom. It's not ringing a bell. No, you know what it is? Hmm? It's Belcom to beat them for another beatum. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop.

Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop.

Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Oh, Twinkle, Twinkle, and ABCs are the same. Twinkle. And Bob, Bob, Blackshe.

Mary had a little lamb, little. No, that's not. I'm just singing out. Mary had a little lamb. Mary had a little lamb. ABC, D, E, F, G, A, J, I, J, KLM. Ro, row, row your boat, row your boat. Down the stream.

Yeah. Get out of my songs, other songs. Get out of my songs. Doo do, do. And into my. Do you think that the alphabet should sue twinkle, twinkle, little star? Like the Ghostbusters and fucking what's his name? Yeah, I do think that and I scrape about this every day.

Oh, Huey Lewis. Cuey Lewis. The Ghostbusters themselves didn't sue Huey Lewis. I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Ernie Hudson didn't sue Huey Lewis. Huey Lewis sued the movie. Yes, he sued the movie. Paul.

And then as a result, everyone was happy. Everyone is now happy all the time. Because they didn't like take the Ghostbusters theme away from Ghostbusters. No, they didn't. Well, you can still listen to the Ghostbusters theme. Now what happens? Does Qie Lewis get some money from that? I actually know quite a bit about this case, but I am forbidden from saying.

No, why you were involved? Yes, I was one of the ghosts. No. Yeah. What? were you the blowjob ghost I was the blowjob ghost I was like

I did the special effects for the blowjob ghost I claim to fame I they photographed me giving Dan Eckroyd a blowjob and turned me into a ghost In that movie he's dreaming that this happens Yeah

Why It is funny to get a blow job from a ghost It is crazy that that was in a movie That is a kid's movie Yeah it's not a kid's movie But it's considered one I watched as a child I saw in the theater That's your parents issue

I also saw stripes as a child in the theater. I was not allowed to do that, but we rented it. What's Ghostbusters rated? It was PG at the time because PG-13 didn't exist. So actually it would be a kids movie. No, that means at the time, PG was not for kids. G was for kids. My parents did guide me through that movie.

My parents did too. Here, Paul, go this way and watch this part of it. Watch this part of the screen. Yeah, it was like a choose for an adventure. The Ghostbusters, though, God bless them. Oh, my God. Thank you for your service. 40 years on, they're still busting ghosts.

That's the thing. You know, we do need them again because there are more ghosts. A lot of ghosts are back. We had the female Ghostbusters a few years ago. Yep. Answer the call. We could use more, you know. We could use.

I'll say it now. I'd love to be a ghostbuster. You would be a great ghostbuster. It already happened. Can you imagine? It already had. What? You would be a great Ghostbuster.

You would be like, it would have made a lot of sense. You'd show up. Yeah. Right. And you go, oh, shit, I forgot my gun. And I'd let them give me blow drops.

Yep. Not just dream ones either. Yeah. Oh, no. It would be for real. Do you think the Ghostbusters, okay, like in the universe of the Ghostbusters? The Ghostbusters.

Thank you. Sure. The Busterverse. Well, that's not to be confused with three. That's, sorry, yes. Three chers exist in the Busterverse. Yes, but Ghostbusters. Yes, that's right.

I don't think they exist in the bus. You could call it G-Busters. Did they, did they, in the time between the Ghostbusters two and between one and two? No, no, no. Okay, in between two and. Between two and the modern Ghostbusters movies. Okay. Yes.

Two of which are in the universe of the first two Ghostbusters, one of which is. is not. Well, there's three. That's what I said. Two of which are in the Ghostbusters universe from the first two movies, one of which is not.

Can I just say? I didn't need that shit. Can I just say, I gave it to you whether you needed it or not because it sounds like you do. Lauren? I bet you, first of all

I've been working out for three hours. Congrats. I should stop that. You should stop your timer. But let me tell you something. I bet you that every episode. The watch should also, doesn't it,

this is supposed to check in like, are you still? doing this? It's like there's no way you're still going. You're not still on that machine, are you? It's been three hours. I don't even know how to pause it. Are you lying to me? That's what the watch should say. Can I just say? I bet there's like a, someone could put

together a charter graph to what minute of the show you two always start fighting. And I think it'd be about the same moment. It's at five minutes. We start out pretty good. Right. And then something goes awry between you two and you start going off. And I need you both to stop. Who's involved in this charter?

The charter? And when does it become a full It's a chart, not a charter. Yeah. You said a charter graph. Chart or graph. No. Okay, so now you want to fight me. Now it's not me, is it.

Oh, you want to go. You want to go there. Okay, let's do it. What were you going to say about the Ghostbusters, dear? Between the time of Ghostbusters 2 and the two ghostbustverse movies that are modern era. That are in the same universe as the first two? Yeah, that's what I said in different words.

Because there are three Ghostbusters movies that came out after the first two. Son? Son? I'm going to have to ask you to stop. I just want you to be precise, Paul, because you're being imprecise right now. Call him Dad. Did the original Ghostbusters? Did they retire at some point? Did they stop ghostbusting? Is this addressed in the Jason Reitman movies?

I mean. Because I know they exist. They come back. Harold Ramos did, he got that farm and put up all of the security around it to keep out ghosts. And so he was, he was sort of, there was some sort of disagreement between him and the other Ghostbusters, I believe, if I recall correctly. But he was still doing his part to bust ghosts, but in a different manner on a farm in the Midwest. The others, I think they've kept at it. I think there are just a bunch of adventures of the Ghostbusters that we have not been privy to.

Here's why I ask. Although the public at large, I amend that because the public at large seems to feel as if they were like cute little modern myths. But I feel like they're doing it off the clock. I don't know. Anyway, go ahead. Do you think that if they were retired by this certain period in history, they had to come out of retirement after 9-11? Hmm. That's heavy.

Do you think they're... That's probably a lot of new ghosts. The ghosts of 9-11. Not probably. We know that. Yeah. Well, I don't want to presume, but yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I bet they were, I bet that was a busy cleanup spot for them. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's tough. No, but also... That's tough stuff to have to deal with for the Ghostbusters. Because am I mistaken?

I feel like they're busting kind of naughty ghosts. Yeah. And I think in that circumstance, we're going to have a lot of peaceful ghosts. I think ghosts turn naughty, though, when they actually die. They have unfinished business. Yeah, that's what causes them consternation. They don't want to be here. Yeah.

Although slimer kind of wants to be here. Onionhead, of course. Well, he's having a great time, yeah. Yeah, he's having the time of his life. But then also, they put them in the boxes. Yeah. But they don't help them move on. They put the lotion in the boxes, right?

Or else they get the hose again. Yes, of course. So they're just imprisoned. the ghosts, they don't help them to the other side. This is part of the fatal flaw of the Ghostbusters universe is that they are essentially putting them in what they consider just to be like a trash waste disposal, but it's really a prison. So then, therefore, A-Cab includes Ghostbusters. Yeah.

All Ghostbusters are bastards. Agab. Hey, Gab. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I'm glad we got into this because this is something I've been wondering. about. I know, I know, because you have been considering doing your own Ghostbusters reboot.

I'm going to start something. Yeah. I'm thinking about it. What about ghost helpers? Well, yeah. I mean, like helping them get out of imprisonment. You know, we can spit ball about this later because I don't want to steal my idea. Yeah. I just dropped the little box. But this is a, this is such a nice pin that you gave from Varitopia. It has a magnetized back. Yes. They haven't always has that, right? No. Is mine right up there? And by the second talking about? To not have to put... A little black box? Yes.

To not have to put a hole into your garment. Or is that a spontaneous nation? I think it's spontaneous nation. Okay. And then I also have a little metal from you right there. A metal? It's like a pin. It's like a pin with a ribbon.

What was it for? I'll get up and get it. Why don't you get up and get it, dear? Why don't you get up and get it? Now, here's the thing about that pin, Lauren. Yeah. Oh. What's happening behind me?

Scott does have a medal, a spontaneous nation medal. Okay. The thing is, is that those pins are not merch. They are only given to people who guessed on the show. Right. Now Mike left it behind. He didn't mean to. He would put this on his backpack.

If it'll stay. I won't stay. He'll do it. I won't let him do that. Thank you. You really got to rain. So he left his behind even though it was a precious, precious gift. He probably didn't know that's what it was. Yeah.

Now, you didn't even know that that existed, the thing you gave me that's in a big position of power right there. Yeah, look at it. Closed up in a box. It's not even in a box. Just laying there face down. The box broke. I did not recall having sexual relations with that woman. Yes.

Okay. So. How much stuff did you get rid of in your spring cleaning? I got rid of quite a bit. A car load? I would say more like a butt load. Okay. That's a lot more.

But yeah. No, I got, I got rid of some stuff. But you know what's weird? What? Ghostbusters? Cool. They are weird. Let's talk about that again.

They are weird because they're not cops and they're not firemen. I feel like, and I know for a fact, that Kulap has thrown away very important things over the years. No. Such as. Like what genre? I know that she, I had a bag full of tapes of all of my band performances. And every song I've written was on there and everything.

I know for a fact that she just like threw that out one day. And how do you know? Because I asked about it and she got a look on her face like, uh, like she was just throwing away old cassette tapes. Oh. and then now I was looking for all of my photographs because I cleaned out my closet Look at this photograph

Thank you I cleaned out my closet that has When we moved into this new place I have not looked through everything I went through my time Look at those photographs Every time I don't it makes me cry So I looked through everything in my closet

And none of my photographs are here I found like five random loose photographs Where are my photographs? And I'm kind of like... I only have five of those photographs. I feel like in the move because I was doing press for the Between Two Ferns movie, so I didn't move anything in here. You can't do both.

You can't look for photographs and do press for Between Two Ferns. I know. I feel like they all got tossed or something. Tossing photographs is wild, though. It's a wild, wild, wild thing. My one hope is that we have a storage space. It is a relief. When you look through a bunch of old photos, you're like,

this is a bad, picture. I have done that and I've done like where it's like someone I don't talk to and I'm like, I don't really need. I actually don't need this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I don't need to have boxes full of this. There's, there was a time in the late 90s early aughts where I had a camera and I was taking a lot of pictures. And I actually thought I was pretty good photographer. And then looking at those pictures again, like first of all, there's too many. Yeah. If I wanted to document this period in my life, there's more than enough here. Yeah.

Right. But then also, a lot of the pictures were so bad. Mm-hmm. You just develop everything and then you keep everything. I know. That's what's weird to we always would. You keep even if it's a blacked-out picture, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So I found, I think I found one of you, Paul, but just five random photos. Oh, my God. And then everything else is gone. And I just, I hope they're in the storage space. I pray. You have a storage unit. We have a storage unit.

You got to go over there. I'm going to go, because all these boxes, of CDs are going over there. Yes. Oh, that's what's in there. Yes. Dang. Yes. Why are they in comic book boxes?

Because those boxes are smaller than kind of bigger boxes. And when you fill up bigger boxes with CDs, they're too heavy. This is smart. You're a smart guy. And those are smaller than bigger ones, just so you know. Yeah. Smaller is bigger. Smaller is big.

Yes. And it always has been. They're bigger than smaller ones, but they're smaller than bigger ones. Yes. And that's the kind of stuff we want to get into here. So you're going to put those in storage, but you've got all the MP3s uploaded on two devices. Yes, I've got everything. I've uploaded them, everything.

I have backups. Yes. Nice. And then so yes. So everything's, everything's doing that, that particular room was filled with stuff to the, to the rooftop. And now it's all cleared out. It looks very neat and orderly in there. Everything is going well.

As much as it looks like shit out here. I know. It looks great. I need to get this corner and then I'm selling all this stuff. Whoa. That's a lot of stuff. Yeah. So that's a lot of stuff.

And are you going to have somebody help you with that? Yes. Okay. Because that feels like a huge undertaking. No, I have a person who for years has been selling stuff on eBay for me. Wait, there's six volumes of Wolverine shit. You know, he's been around since the 1970s, Paul. those are thick books too there's that much that's too much wolverine it's too much wolverine cut it out he couldn't even hold those with his big claws there's not it's like we're talking about the pictures not every story can be worth mentioning about wolverine part of the problem with wolverine is he's an immortal so he's been around for so long that it's like okay i get i get an immortal there would be that how old are we saying wolverine is we should ask him are we estimating he was born in i believe the 1800s or so now see i'm curious what his musical

Haystar. Great question. He's been alive all the time. I was like, are you nostalgic for the 1830s? You never really see him listening to music and like a sort of practicing the Charleston crossing his knees. And when someone is,

when someone is immortal. When someone's immortal, now why does he still look 38? I know. I think we kind of go like, you should, you should get to like a hundred. Yeah. And then you don't die. Well, the mutants gene activates in your teens, they say. So he should be a teen the entire time.

One, two, three. Oh, my acne. Let me scratch it off with my claws. Activate. Wolverine, have you ever seen that video of the guy who, it's an Irish radio show and a guy calls in to do a quiz, like to win money? And they ask him, he gets everything wrong. But they ask him, you know, name a celebrity whose name starts with Q.

And he goes, ah, your mind, Wolverine. What? Q Jackman. That's crazy. Hugh Jackman. But when I was in high school, I dated a girl whose parents were from Ireland. And she had a little brother named Hugh. And they called him Q.

Interesting. Yeah. Q. Q. Qie. Qie. Yeah. How cute.

It was cute. Where do you think he is now? Why isn't the letter Q in the word cute? I know. This is the kind of stuff, you know, that makes the English language so challenging. Yeah. It is one of the most challenging languages to learn because of how many inconsistencies there are. I'm doing, so Duolingo, you know, I've been doing Italian.

She's great. started a big part do a lingo I thought he said Coudini I thought you were saying One don't back up the phone She's only gonna make you do an Italian lesson

One two three Don't pick up the phone A B C It's easy as One two three So I started on Irish Which is

So hard at this point they're just To me that feels like it would be not not crazy It's so hard Because it's like to figure out the The rules of Like when something is

A plural possessive as opposed to just Right You know singular possessive It's like okay slowly I'm figuring it out But the I'm not even into pronunciation yet Like it's at this point Just just give up

Identifying what Why would you say that? I don't think you'll ever be able to do it That's what I'm going to do now You should give up on Italian. Why did you say that? Give up on Italian. No, why did you say that?

I think you should give up on English. Not even getting. Just stop talking. What's left? What are we supposed to talk? It's the language of love. No talking. Uh-la-la-la.

Fuck it. Fuck it. You can only speak. Like the dude. Babe. The grateful dead. Ah, the grateful dead. The grateful dead.

I had a friend recently say, you and I should go see the dead together. And this is before the last dude just. passed away. I was like, I don't, are they done? I feel like John Mayer was keeping them going. I think they'll get in company. I think they'll keep going now without any of the originals.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, who gives a shit? Jam band, you know. Yeah. Yeah, Bob Weir. Just died.

Yeah. It's a little flippant to say, who gives a shit. Well, I didn't say that. Somebody did. I may have said that night. Some of history did.

I want to apologize. Maybe Napoleon. I'm just saying in general. Do you think Napoleon ever said who gives a shit? Who gives a she? Who gives a she? Was there something about him where it's like He wasn't actually short or like you don't

I mean like his hand wasn't in his jacket I think there was something like that That kind of was like a thing that was revealed or something Everything was Josh Everything you knew about every single thing is wrong Unless we figured it out a day ago Yeah sorry idiots You think you're so fucking smart

Yeah We have to take a break I don't care Oh look at that sun Oh the heat of the sun feels so good on my body, Paul. You know what you're going to like about this? Will you put your clothes back on please?

All right, if I have to. I don't care how summer it is. With warmer weather on the horizon, because you're feeling it right now just from the sun, I always get the urge to declutter everything. My space, my schedule. Your brain. That was good. My finances.

Oh, you're fine. Oh, yeah, no, you're fine. I understand that for laughing. Yeah, I understand wanting to declutter your finances. I realize my money situation had basically turned into a job. junk drawer. Accounts all over the place, random subscriptions I forgot about. I had no real sense of what was going on. Lauren, that's why I started using Monarch. You did? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Let Monarch do your financial spring cleaning for you. It brings your entire financial life into one simple dashboard. Your accounts, investments, properties, all in one place. No more scattered logins or guessing where your money is going like you've been doing. I'm sorry. I just don't even know. Well, here's what I know. Monarch isn't your average personal finance. app. Most apps just tell you what you already spent. Monarch goes further. You can set goals. You can

plan for big purchases. You can actually map out your financial future. It's incredible. Lauren, you've just joined Monarch? What can you tell us about it? Well, honestly, the biggest game changer for me was the cash flow of you. Because I've been, we took a break here and I just wanted to. Yeah, we paused for three months. I always thought that my spending issues came from big expenses. but it turns out it was constant takeout and little impulse buys adding up stuffed animals and such. Yep. Once I could actually see that, I started making small. All your loboos.

All my loboos. I started making small changes and now I finally feel in control of my finances. Okay, well, if you're not Lauren, and you're not. Yep, and God help you if you are. Well, use code. I'm doing great. Use code freedom at monarch.com to get your first year half off at just $50. That's 50% off your first year at monarch.com with code freedom.

Freedom! Freedom! I don't know about you, Paul. Well, what would you like to know? Okay, well, let me tell you something about myself and I'll see if you relate. Okay, I like... I like things too. I like...

What's that song? I like... I can't remember any example, but it's permeated through my breath. I love you, too. Anyway, I like... keeping my money where I can see it. But I don't like big wireless carriers. Yeah, I know this.

Yeah. So after years of overpaying, dealing with bogus fees and these quote unquote free perks that actually cost more, I finally just, I gave up. Not on life. I gave up and I switched to Mint Mobile. I'm so glad because I was watching you do all those things and it was tearing my heart out. Yeah. It looks so stupid. Mint Mobile offers premium wireless plan starting at just $15.

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That's usually what's in my closet. Oh. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, we're very, very similar. Anyway, I'm trying to keep fewer things in my closet, but better things. That's smart. Pieces that are well made, easy to wear all the time. and that's why I keep coming back to Quince.

That's why. The fabrics feel elevated. The fits are thoughtful. The pricing. It actually makes sense. You know why that is? Why? What's up?

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We have a lot of stuff from Quince here at my house. In fact, the three of us. Well, we do. Combined. Combines. Yes. We try to wear one community outfit every day. I just got a great duffel, like a sort of to go bag when you're traveling and put it on top of your suitcase.

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for free shipping and 365 day returns. Now available by the way in Canada too. Go to Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash freedom for free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com slash freedom when I hear the name Napoleon here's what I remember

is a cartoon, a loony tunes cartooning. Okay. Bugs Bunny. Okay. Napoleon's in it. Okay. The cartoon ends. Okay.

With Napoleon being committed to an insane asylum. Okay. Because he believes. he's Napoleon, but of course he is Napoleon. Okay. And he's, and he screams. He screams at one point, but I am Napoleon.

Oh. Good one. Now, Napoleon was. I wasn't looking for praise. I'm saying good one for Looney Tunes. They wrote a good one for the Looney Tunes. It was a good one feet, two inches. In French measurements at the time of his death, which converts to about 1.67 to

six, nine meters or just under five, six in modern imperial units. Okay. So this was actually average or slightly above average height for a Frenchman in the early 1800s. But still literally a short king. But can you, but so he was above average height actually. And yet he gets tarred with this whole life because he's 5'2 in French. Because how tall is everybody else in the world?

British caricaturist James Gilray often depicted Napoleon as a tiny, petulant child creating a lasting propaganda image of him as very, short, but he was not abnormally short for his era, though he was often surrounded with elite imperial guards who are required to be tall, making him appear smaller by comparison. I don't want to hear about his era, okay? Yeah, I'm over the Napoleon era. Dude was short. Dude was short.

I know it, you know what the American people know. Deal with it. Pixelated sunglasses coming down on my face. Thank you. I think this is one of the least flattering pants a man can wear. Oh, that's not good. Yeah. It's like a...

Lauren is holding up a painting of Napoleon. wouldn't stand that way. Yeah. He is wearing basically tight pants that are almost like him. Tight white pants. With a fupus enhancing, fupa enhancing upper part. Fupa enhancing. And his.

Fupa, enhanced. Enhance. Enhance fupa. Penis is showing one, two, three. Inches. That was something from the book of lists, I remember. Was that Napoleon had a one inch penis? Is that true?

Yes. They had in a jar somewhere. No. And wasn't there, the book of List, didn't it say something about John Dillinger having a 30-inch penis or something like that? I don't remember that one. Hey, do you know how long 30 inches is? Because that's really long. That's almost three.

I'm going to look up John Dillinger penis length. Yeah, please do look that up. Often cited as 18 to 22 inches. That's much less than 30, but still extremely extremely long. That is the myth. That's a problem. Witnesses at his autopsy did not verify these outlandish claims. Imagine being a witness of somebody's autopsy.

Can you just watch me do this? Can I check out the penis while you do this? Let's just see. Hey, lift up the sheet. Okay, it's about two rulers. The myth likely persists due to his reputation as a ladies man and his frequent visits to brothels during his criminal career. Oh, he went to brothels?

Probably has a big dick. Notes Rolling Stone. Oh, yeah. This dude's got a big dick. He's going to brothels. Oh, if you got a dick that big, you got to use it all the time. Instead of having normal women attract to do it. You got to pay them because it's too big.

There's a whole article here, John Dillinger's penis. In Rolling Stone. Now, this is supposedly preserved in a very large jar. Well, I should hope so. Yeah. Oh, they have to fold it over. Well, that's disgusting to imagine. Like a continental soldier?

That's right. That's exactly right. Oh, guys. John Dillinger, rest in peace. Gentleman Bandit. Do you think they put Napoleon's like a really tiny jar and also folded it over?

I think they put it in like an even bigger jar and they're like, ha ha, look at this. He's got a Napoleon complex. Is John Dillinger's penis on display at the Smithsonian?

Ask Snopes. No. That's not cool. The Smithsonian's not displaying people's dicks. But also if they were then we would know for sure whether it was that long.

Yeah, I remember on a school trip, I went and saw John Dilliger's cock. I learned so much. This is false, says Snopes. Thanks, Snopes. You know what? Isn't Snopes? Is Snopes still doing it?

Like, they were kind of the go-to place to know if something was fake. On these streets? Snopes is out there in these streets. Thanks, Snopes. Thanks for all you do. Someone else asks, where is John Dillinger's Johnson? Why are they asking that? Fucking.

Why don't we reverse that and see who asked that? Why do you want to know where it is? Why do we reverse it and see who asked that? And go up to their door and say, Do a reverse search. According to some, it is also imprisoned within a glass beaker. Imprised. Shrouted in a formaldehyde solution and hidden away in a dark stockroom somewhere within the bowels of the Smith-Sodian institution.

Next to the fucking Lost Ark. There it sits on its isolated perch gathering dust and staring out at all the other useless artifacts of history. Who wrote this? Why is it written like that? I know, such as Washington's wooden teeth, which are actually his slave's knees. Or different slaves teeth. And some hippopotamus ivory. Yeah.

Oh, gross. Yep. Yep. Yep. Pretty gross. And John F. Kennedy's panty collection, they say it may be near. Who's saying this? Who's saying this?

Who's stored that? Net. Nuvo. Dot net. Shut the fuck up. Okay. Can I have to talk to you about vampire wine. Wine.

I found this bottle of wine in my local liquor store. It was a bottle of wine that was wearing a little cape, a Dracula cape. Dracula doesn't drink wine. Full disclosure, I listened to your podcast because I was desperate for one. You made it happen. You skipped a month. That's right. You actually skipped two months.

We did not realize that we skipped two months. And you responded really rudely when I asked to where February is. Of course very rude. And then you put your tale between. No, they apologize on Mike. Can I say... They did. I listened to it.

Can I say that you did not ask in a polite way? How could I possibly have phrased it better? I think you said, where the fuck is stay of focus. And I think that's valid. So yes, I did tell this tale. But so I just wanted to say, I'm going to react. Yes. But there is some information I already...

There's some artifice in your reaction. Okay. Got it. I'm going to react. Which you're still going to do, even though you said... I am going to do it, but I want you to know I'm such a face. that I listened to the episode. I don't want you to think,

oh, she hasn't even listened. She's going along with this vampire story and not saying that she even listened. I'm going to listen for the first time, though, and give you a genuine reaction. Okay. So I see this bottle of wine. Okay.

It has a picture of... Where are you? I'm at the local liquor store. Okay. Liquor store or like a wine store? Every 40 minutes. Is it a nice store? Is it like a liquor, liquor store?

Like a, like a bodega vibe. Or is it like a nice... Yeah, it's like a neighborhood bodega vibe place. Yes. So we are on our way to check out, Cheney and I. And I see this bottle of wine with a cape on. A cape on? Yes.

Long or just like the hint of a cape? Okay. No, no. It's like if the bottle actually needed a cape. It would go all the way down to the bottom of the bottle? Just about, yeah. Wow. Lined in red.

Metal? Black cave lined in red. No. No metal. Cloth cape. Cloth. Beautiful. Oh, I, I, M-E-D-A-L is what I was asking.

The Dracula metal. Oh, I'm at M-E-T-T-L-E. Hmm. Okay. So many things. And I'm an M-E-D-D-L-E. So it's called Dracula's Red Wine. And it's got a picture of Dracula doing the classic.

Behind his cape, hiding his face. Why does he do that? To hide the fangs? I think he wants to kind of just be like, I'm just a hot guy. I'm just a hot guy. I thought it was to focus his hypnotic eyes. Could be. Okay.

But it might be like, it might be like, my eyes are up here. You know what I mean? True. But he also just closed the mouth. He has little fang shirts that say my. Eyes are up there. Oh, like a little t-shirts to put some of his fangs? Yeah.

I like, that's cute. And so I, of course, had to buy this because it's so ridiculous. Of course. How much MSRP are we talking? What does that mean? Manufacture suggested retail price. It was just under $18. Reasonable.

Reasonable. Not bad for wine. And with a presumably reusable outfit. Yeah. Oh, the cape is reusable. You can put that on any body. A bottle of wine. Any bottle of wine.

Okay. I like this. So here's what we found out by, I texted one of my many group threads. Oh, you have many. Yes. Interesting. Yeah. I'm popular.

Oh, really? I'm popular in a crowd. How many do you have? 70. Whoa. Five. Whoa. Oh.

That's even more than 70. I have a few. It's not 75. Text one of my most active ones. Okay. I say I just bought this. Ha, ha, ha. some enterprising person on the thread

looks up Dracula's red and wine discovers that it is put out by this company that owns the domain vampire.com can you imagine having vampire. They got on the ground floor. They bought it away from somebody else. I feel like, you know, weren't there like little genius kids

like buying up all these sites that are sort of print of theish? I know a guy who's a domain squatter. Yeah. Really? Absolutely. Which is he squatting on currently? Use synonyms. Use synonyms.

In case you don't want to blow up a spot. Yeah, use synonyms for these websites he's squatting on. Like if he's squatting on chair.com, you could say like sitting area. Like furniture.com. He does have furniture. Okay. Say them all. Say them all for real.

Don't use synonyms. Paul Newman. com. I don't know, I don't know which ones he has. That's fun. But he has sold a bunch over the years. That's great. So I thought, American ingenuity.

How much is vampire.net going for? Yes. And you could do a competing wine. Yeah. Yeah. That has a picture of Frankenstein on the cover. Yeah. On the label.

And but still the Dracula cape. Yeah. Because Dracula's public domain. And so it's Frankenstein. That's right. And so I could put out a frankestine, a label, a wine with a label of Frankenstein that's called Dracula, the wine. So I get a...

So they own vampire.com, but why didn't they call it vampire wine? Maybe that already existed somewhere. Okay. Somebody got on vampire.com while you're talking. Vampire wine does sound like something that would exist because it's like red wine and blood. He says he doesn't drink it. He doesn't, but that doesn't mean he can't sell it. Oh, that's the loophole.

Sam Malone owned a bar. Vampire Vineyards Award winning. wines. Yeah, their website has a lot about them. So vampire.net, I write these capes are hilarious. To go daddy.com. Yeah. You wrote to them. They get back to me.

Dear go daddy. They got back to me. They got back to me the next day. How nice of them. Dear daddy. I know you're very busy going right now. They may ask you a quick question. They have a sale going on for three bottles for $100. I bet this is going to really make them. Three bottles plus $100. Plus glasses

Plus a bunch of accoutre mall You get the whole thing Yeah show me Blow me show me on the website Blowny Oh what a beautiful cape Isn't it gorgeous I mean it'd be funny

That's funny to bring to a party Especially at Halloween time There's these ones that come with coffins I went back and bought two more bottles They only come Two capes per three bottles What? It's on the website.

So the store puts a cape on it? I assumed, no, I think they just take them out of the box and put them out there. I'm sorry, but cape on each one. Cape is part of it. Cape's part of it. I assume somebody stole one. I hope they hear it too. You assume somebody stole it.

I assume that somebody stole it. But then when I looked it up on the website, they're like, well, it would be ludicrous for us to put a cape on every bottle. But here's the thing. I disagree. You have three bottles. you drink one move the capeover Of course

But what if I'm having a party Where I want all my little vampires To be standing on my table And that's really cute And then one's naked That one's not even a vampire Plus on their website Every single bottle has a cape on it

So I would be Although maybe not in this one See But in this one The ones that come in the coffins They all have capes I would be very I don't even see the coffin

Here's $135 for three that come in three coffins. Let me see the coffin. I'm going to go bankrupt. No, a coffin, that's going to be big. That's going to take up a lot of real estate on the counter. This isn't a little Richard. Well, this is something that you're taking to somebody else's home and it's their problem.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's future trash, as we like to call it. That's right. Yeah. So how much would you think that vampire.net is going for? Okay. I've looked up darkweb. Okay.

And that was $60,000. Wait, wait, wait, wait, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. That makes sense to me. So you reach out to go daddy and you, and someone owns it, not them. Yes, but there are, but a lot of times when you go into a website, it'll say like, you can buy this for whatever. Okay, okay, okay, I just want to understand what I'm working with. Yeah, yeah, so someone's sitting on. So darkweb.net is 60,000.

60 grand, yeah. So that makes sense. Vampire.net. I'm going to say, God. a dot net is probably less money than a dot com, but I'm still going to say $150,000. I'm going to, he's laughing because it's a million. I'm going to say $15,000. No, I'm going to say $200.

Quite a spread. Yeah. Who's closer? $29,000. Wow. Okay. $29,000. Now, I got.

Vampire. dot net is not a good website. Can I just say? No. Once we're working with dot nets, we're all over the place. You know what I like is when there's like a random word. Like my friend had a website that was dot vodka.

I'm like, yeah. Oh yeah, absolutely. Let's just put a word after the dot. Let's stop with com. Net, I'm not sure about this. Yeah, net. The podcast web crawlers, they have a domain that's, I believe it's hot horse.

Hobhorse. I like that. I think the Do Boys website is something like that. I can't remember what it is. By the way, it looks like vampire.com has started selling chocolate, coffee, and oil and vinegar as well. But I... I never drink vinegar. But I think they should do more like...

I guess they have a novel as well. Yeah. And certain accessories. I think they should be segueing into more apparel. I agree. But yeah, no, the doughboys is birdfuck.com. And I don't know why it is that. That's right.

Good stuff. How did it taste? I have not tasted it yet. You haven't tasted it yet. Do you want to bring it on a future show? Absolutely. I'll get some buckets out. We can spin into buckets if we want.

Let's do it. Wine tasting. Vampire wine tasting. Vampire wine tasting. Would you bring other bottles of wine that are not vampire wine and put capes on them? And then we'll figure out which one is the true vampire wine? So what nobody's doing to steam the labels off? This is a good idea.

I don't know. All the bottles somehow have to look identical? I don't know what I want you to do, Paul. Or something. Wrap it in a towel. Yeah, a wet towel. Wrap it in a sexy t-shirt, wet t-shirt. Should I do the towel t-ber?

The towel turban. Yeah. T-Boo-Dibu-Dibu-D. And I want to guess which one it is, knowing nothing about any types of wine. And knowing nothing about what they wanted to be. Turn the cape backwards. so that it's now covering the label and you'd be okay. The bottles are not going to, well, you haven't seen the bottle, so I have to smuggle it in.

Yes, I want you to smuggle it in. Okay. Get past security. You're going to pour in the kitchen. We won't look. We won't look. We won't look. We promise.

We promise. We promise. You don't want to spoil the surprise for yourself. We promise. And with the ideas you're going to, just by taste, you're going to say, this one's vampire. Yes. It should, right? Yeah.

Promise. You're right. If it truly was a vampire wine. Now, GoDaddy just stopped emailing me about this. Oh, they were following up. They were like, are you interested? No, you still want vampire? The last, so first it was.

So what's on vampire. Dot net right now? Nothing. It says, do you want this domain? Oh, there's nothing. And it's the link to GoDaddy. Now that's crazy. So first it took two emails before they told me the price.

Okay. Then they told me the price. I did not respond to any of them, by the way. Okay. Then it was a lot of email saying, are you still interested in vampire. And I did not respond. So a domain?

Squatter typically is it is it so that they might buy the website and then write on it if you're interested go to go dad. And then you can maybe make an offer and they'll go like, okay, I'll sell it. Do you want to try to put in a couple websites and see what comes up? Yeah. Different words. Do I want to do them? Yeah.

I mean, we can do that right now. That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't phrase it is, do I want to do it? I don't really care what you want to do. That's all I ask. Will you participate in the podcast? Yes, I will participate in the podcast. Gets me.

No, not guitar. That's too good. Guitar. Um, um, um, uh, uh, Gmail.com. Car.com. Car.com. Check gmail.net.

Car.com. There is a car.com. A company. And it's about finding you a car. And it tells a vampire theme for it. Okay. Let's put in. With fangs in their bumpers. Fire place.

Instead of a big bow, you get a big cape. Fireplace.com. Fireplace.com? Great. Fireplace.com. Discover the perfect fireplace for your home. These people got it? They got the thing they want?

Yeah. Eyebrows.com. Eyebrows.com. I like it. Eyebrows.com. Okay. Eyebrows.com. Get the eyebrows you've always wanted.

This domain is available. Oh, fuck. And then it tells you why you need good domains and all that kind of stuff. This is from venture. Hey, you know what? You need good domains. Here's why.

Because bad domains are all over the place. You don't want that. Get a good domain. You want a good domain. Some of the people remember like eyebrows.com. What would eyebrows.com sell? Eyebrow. Eyebrow.

Yeah, individual eyebrows. Individual eyebrows. Eyebrow hairs. It's like locks of love. Threading. Threading. Threading. Threading.

You know all the good stuff. Right on my heart. Well, I like that we found one. But it doesn't say how much. No, you got to ask. What I liked about the darknet.com or whatever it was, was it told you right up top. Type in, steeringwheel.com. Steeringwheel.com.

But I want to find out how much eyebrows.com would cost. Me too. It does not say. You got to ask. You got to ask. And then you get 80 emails and then you just ignore them. I don't think I'm going to do that. Oh, come on.

Steeringwheel.com is redirecting, redirecting, redirecting. It is a virus alert. It looks to be a scam website that is telling me to call a number to get my computer unlocked. Oh, no. Unless something's happening to you right now. No, you're being getting being gotten right now. Unlike my mother, I just press backwards. And I get out of it.

This is the steering wheel. We now own your computer. You must call us to find out how to get this domain. Will you turn left and turn right? All right, guys, we have to take a break. Okay. This has been fun, but we're taking a break. please. Do you ever find yourself scrolling through headlines, especially health headlines,

and just thinking, that can't be true? Well, I certainly do. 2025 brought us some ridiculous far-fetched health claims and some especially terrifying changes in public health. What's in store for us in 26? I'm Chelsea Clinton, and we're back with Season 2 of my podcast, that can't be true. Follow along and catch up on season one wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. And, you know, we were talking about the Ghostbusterverse. Yeah.

We touched on this, but the Busterverse, we haven't visited in a couple of weeks. It's true. And I feel like we need to take a trip back to the Busterverse. Cast your minds back to a time before video game. This is, and just to give you a kind of... And before any video game was set, either. Yes. Yes.

Thank you. And this is before Little Richard... So it's after fire. This is before Little Richard Chabini was born. Can you imagine? Is that even his name anymore? That's how much we're forgetting him. I said we would never forget him last week.

I know he's starting to fade. His memory is fading because it's not even his name, Chabini or whatever it is you just said. Chibrony. I don't think it's Chibrony. Chibuni. Shibuni? Shabroo. Shabro.

There was an R in there somewhere. Yeah. But hey, that's what happens to humans. He's gone. And his headstone is too tiny to even read. They say that you never truly die until the last person forgets you. No, he's dead. That's right.

He's dead. And I still remember. Only three people who knew him. I still remember Cubby from the Mickey Mouse Club. I remember too. He's still alive. His memory is still alive. Cuby.

Little Richard always told us. he didn't know anyone else besides this. Yeah, he said, I'm kind of a loner. I'm a one-man band, you know? I don't know anyone. It's just me and you guys. And now we've forgotten his name. Oh, well.

I thought I would never forget him, but I knew I would. But I thought it. That's a little bit of both. That's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise. Yep. And that's the way the cookie crumbles. And that's the way the cookie crumbles. So we're going to take a trip back to the Busterverse.

here and we all know what a buster is, Paul. A buster is Unbustero. Yeah. And this time we're going to play a game called the picnic game. Now, this was originally submitted by Matilda G. Yeah. Are you sure it's not Matildug? It might be. You're right. Matildug. Here's how we play. One person thinks of a criteria slash theme slash category of things that the guests can bring to their picnic. Examples, things that are blue, things that start with A, round shape things, et cetera.

Then the guests start asking if they can bring specific things to the picnic. If one guest asks to bring something that fits the criteria, the organizer lets them know they can come. If the thing does not fit, they cannot come. As the game goes on, the guest must try to guess what the criteria is. Sounds pretty simple. Who wants to think of the criteria? I'll volunteer if no one else wants to. I'll think of something.

Oh, wow. Okay. I want Paul to do it. I'll do it. Interesting. Okay. I'm really seeing my place in the peccat. I want Paul to do it.

Okay. Only Paul. Only Paul can guess a criteria. Does he have his criteria yet? I do. He does. Lauren, you're going to start asking. It's yes or no.

It is yes or no, yes. Not what you're supposed to say. You're supposed to say, can I bring such and such? Can I, I know. If you just said yes or no, the game would immediately end. Can I bring? A white tablecloth? Yes.

Oh. Can I bring a pink tablecloth? Yes. Can I bring a table? No. Can I bring linen pants? Yes. Can I bring a wedding ring?

No. Can I, is it things that are linen? No. Is it things that are cloths? I don't know what those tableclothes are made out of. I said, no. Okay. Can I bring...

You're never going to get it. A halo. I'm never going to get it. Is that what you said? Never going to get it. Never going to get it. You can't bring a halo, no. Okay.

Can I bring a Western shirt? Yeah. Can I bring a teddy bear? No. Can I go down to mood and pick up some reams of fabric designer? Yes. And be sure to sing that by move on the way now. Can I bring a newspaper?

Yes. Things that are woven? No. Things that can be... I'm going to say right now. You're going to be mad. Okay. Can I bring scissors?

No. Let's move faster. Can I bring some flesh from dead bodies in the morgue? No. Can I bring my sweat? shirt. Yes. Can I bring things such as the Iraq and such like? Can I bring a worm from Dune? No. Is it things that can be dyed? No. Can I bring headphones? No. Can I bring a plush bunny? Yes.

but not a teddy bear I thought I said yes to that you said no then no okay hey I want to bring my bunny can I bring a salad yes

huh huh is it things that go at a picnic no great guess that would make me mad is it biodegradable things no

can I bring a glass eye No. Can I bring a real eye? No. Can I bring a razor? No. Can I bring a friend, a human being?

Hmm. No. Can I bring a wagon? No. Can I bring a tiny, little jacket that would fit on a mouse like Stuart Little. Yes. Okay. Can I bring

a roll of yarn? A ball of yarn. Yeah. Is it things you can buy? I mean, just tell us. I know. We're not getting there.

It feels like it's so nonspecific as to be impossible to guess. It's a real thought exercise for me. Okay. What is it? Things a goat might eat So a tin can A goat would eat a glass eye

Would eat my wedding ring I don't think a goat Would eat a glass eye Or a wedding ring If it was in some meat Might eat They don't eat meat Whatever they eat

They eat They don't eat meat They're vegetarians I believe I'm gonna say What might goats eat And see what pops up A pink table cloth A white tablecloth

It's just a list Of everything we just At head height Rather than just grass Wow, woody plants brambles. Sorry, I said they eat meat. Hi, I'm woody plants. Hi.

Okay, my turn. And I'm brambles. Okay, hold on one second. Okay. Maybe I should have said cartoon goat. That wouldn't have helped because we didn't guess the original goat part of it. No, but I mean, just to be, just to keep it a hundred. Yeah, I mean.

Okay. Lauren, can I bring a Hot Wheels car? Yes. Lauren, can I bring Lincoln Logs? Yes. Lauren, can I bring a Monopoly board game? No. Lauren, can I bring a risk board game?

No. Lauren, can I bring a Lego set? Maybe. Lauren, can I bring a real full-sized car? No. Lauren, can I bring our good friend, little Richard, Shrewblop?

Yes. Cherubi. That was a shirubi. He's alive again. The rest of the piece, never forget. Yes. Lauren, can I bring a batting helmet? No.

Are these things that have been miniaturized or smaller than the real thing that they're? No, but that's cool. Okay. It is cool. It is cool. Yeah. Lauren, may I bring a tuxedo? No.

Lauren, can I bring a full baseball roster? No. Lauren, can I bring a kitty cat? No. Lauren, can I bring a bread box? No. Mm, so. Lauren, can I bring bread?

No. Is it something smaller than a bread box? Yes. Is that the answer? No. These are all things smaller than bread. Oh, and you can bring bread. Oh, thank you.

I'm glad you lifted that sanction. Lauren, may I bring? my Star Wars action figures. Yes. Lauren, can I bring my Fast and Furious diorama that includes all of Dom's cars, everything Han drove? No. Is it things a little kid likes?

No. Is it size related? Yes. So, so I'm going to have to guess what it's smaller then? No, I mean, is that the criteria? It's not how I have it in my head. Lincoln Lowe's. Some Lego sets.

Bread. No board games. No board games. Is it smaller than your giant Tonight Show water bottle that you have? It's a great water bottle. It keeps it really cold. So we have to guess what it's smaller then. Is that the criteria?

No, it's not smaller than. It's what we're allowed to bring to the picnic. It's, okay, do you want me to phrase it? Yeah. Sure. It can fit in. Can fit in your butt. No.

So smaller than that tonight show thing. Yes. even though this is exactly what your butthole looks like when you bend over. A giant tube with a radius of three inches. Can it fit inside a... Is this getting into... Like it's too specific? Well, now we're not asking what we can bring to the picture.

Yeah, you're supposed to ask things that'll help you understand. Get away from toys just to give yourself some, like... Okay, can I bring a praying mantis? Yes. I think the way she wants us to, but I mean, eventually we have to guess. Yeah. Is it a coffee cup? No, but you can bring one.

I don't want to bring one. A coffee cup can fit into whatever she's. Is it a bucket? No. Is it? Are you upset? Do you want me to tell you? I'm upset.

It can fit in my two hands. I don't. Lord. Lauren, cup cup. In your hands. Like she was drinking from a stream. Yeah. I don't know that this is how the game is supposed to be played.

Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it like super how it's supposed to be played. Okay. Okay. All right. I have my criteria in mind. Okay.

Go ahead. Can I bring a lipstick? Some. Okay. Red things. I was going to say red too. No. That's what I thought.

No. Can I bring potato salad? Gosh. I'm going to say no. Can I bring a bluebird? No. Can I bring a red bird? No.

Can I bring a brown sweater? No. Can I bring a policeman car? That would be so cool, but no. Sorry. Can I bring... That would rule, though. Can I bring a book?

Depends. Can I bring the Bible? I would love that, but no. Can I bring a tree? No. Can I bring, what were the yeses so far? Some lipstick. No one cares, Lauren.

I'm kidding. Some lipstick depends on the book. He's not going to creep. Bring some lipstick and it depends on the book, but can I bring an American quarter coin? No, you can. Can I not, Paul? Can I bring Creola crayons? Some. Is it things that are green? No.

Is it things that are wax? No. Is it things that are black? No. Is it things that are bluebird? Is it things that are yellow? Sorry, Paul. What did you say? Is it things that are crayons? No. Things that are yellow. No. Is it things that are a color? That's giving you too much of a hint. Can I bring a grape? Nope. No kind of grape.

No kind of grape. Can I give you a hint? You can bring your fucking hat and you can leave it on. Joe Cocker style. Things that are pink. Yes. Gross. What's gross?

What's gross? You're leaving your hat on while you dance around naked for me? Yeah, exactly. I think that's great. No, I'm gross. You guys don't get it. Look. Look, that's textbook how you play.

That's how you play. That's how you play. Whether you like it or not, that's how you play. If you like to send us a three-cher, why don't you write to us? Why don't you send us a better one if you hate it? Let's you fuck off and eat shit. Write to us at 3MiosA.gmail.com. We will attempt to find the password and figure out.

Someday, we will check that. What you wrote us? Someday. You can also leave us a voice mail. We'll check the Gmail. You can also leave us a voicemail at the famous website, hadclaims 8.com. It's so famous. Things are cooking over there.

Things are running really well. It's operating at peak efficiency. We put up a memorial page to Little Richard. Sherubi and you can see that. We couldn't remember his name. It's on ibrose.com. Yeah. Sign the guestbook.

Sign the guest book. We'd love to see you, see what you have to say about little Richard Sheruby. What did I call him? I feel like that's what I called him. I must have called him something just like that. I was not far off. What did I call him?

Guys, come come see Paul and I out on the comment. bang bang tour. All dates are available at CVBWorld.com. What are people hearing this shit? It was a few weeks. This is in the beginning of May. I'm inserting my plugs. I'm going to be performing with Mary Holland in Austin, Texas at the Mood Tower

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