Threedom - Bad Checks No Wait Wait Bad Checks

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about mattresses on the floor, the weight of chocolate bars, and play I Have Bad Tunes For You. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Oh God, I have so many of those. And Lauren, you heard me sing this earlier. You did, I did. It's a jingle for, I think, a cracker that no longer exists. It might still exist. I don't know. Okay. But it goes like this. New better shatters sourdough baked right in delicious tasting better Chatters the San Francisco style. Snack thin. Wow, it sounds really 70s. Sounds delicious. I wanna put it at late 80s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it does sound delicious, doesn't it? Wendy, Wendy's having a big,

actually reminds me of a song that was a real ear warm in my house that my nephew made up. Mac and cheese, cheddar, cheddar. Mac and cheese, better, better. Oh man, you won't be able to stop singing. I swear to God. Oh man, y'all won't be able to stop singing. Mac and cheese, cheddar, cheddar. You're gonna be pretty pebbles, cheddar, mac and cheese, better, better. Oh man, you won't be able to stop singing. I swear to God. Oh man, y'all won't be able to stop singing.

Mac and cheese, cheddar, cheddar. You're gonna be pretty pebbles, baby, but you're gonna be singing this song. Mac and cheese, cheddar, cheddar, mac and cheese, better, better. Yeah, okay, I'll remember that. It gets really annoying, cause you'll be like,

Mac and cheese, cheddar, cheddar, mac and cheese. You're never gonna do that. You'll just start making it into new versions. Yeah. No one has really taken up the offer that I put out there of a new version of the Oh No Oh No. So. I liked your version.

Thank you. Let's hear it. I think somebody should slap some music on it and it should be. Here's my question. You feel like you have to make it on TikTok just by itself or it can be like stitched over as audio I think you could be stitched over as audio one person did it and it's a fan account for the two-scary didn't watch podcast

Mm-hmm where they just laid my audio acapella or acapella as I heard somebody say once over A scene from jaws which was funny so let's see I's hear you. And I was like, it needs music. Here it goes. And so, Piss Pigs, here's the audio. You know, it's Piss Pigs Unite. Piss Pigs Unite. Piss Pigs Unite. Piss Pigs Unite.

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where something is going wrong. And you know that song goes, oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no. I don't, but go ahead. One. Okay, so he's not spending much time online. I forgot. What? Scott is online for only

Six seconds a day. He literally goes post my picture like Lawrence picture So here it goes you can use a slap some music under this just slap it on someone off there who's good at this because you know A lot of our piss pigs are extremely talented musicians. That's true Mm-hmm the other half are extremely untalented musicians. What are really talented bankers? What have we done up beyond C.O.S.P.P.P. Oh my God. I bet you would say. She looks so laugh on tour.

Right? Yeah. You're in a tour bus. What else are you going to do? You're in a tour bus. You don't want to talk to everyone all the time. You want to hear some fun conversation here. You're in the back of the van with the gear.

We know that bands listen to podcasts. They should. And they do. bands listen to podcasts. They should. And they do. They should, but they should. It's their duty. They should. All right, here we go. Everybody quiet.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. No, no, no, no. That's great. It's beautiful. I was really glad I was holding that laughter. Now imagine like some strings on the lips.

Yeah. What do you mean? No, it's really funny. It's obo. Oh, it's a besiege. And you put that over like some sort. Oh, bo, bo, bo. You put that over like a video of a cat

that's like about to jump into a pool. But doesn't know that it's there because it got scared by a raccoon or something, you know. Yeah, he's just one of these things, you know. I'll leave the video. Yeah, sure. Just stuff like that, just stuff like that happens. Can't you about the jump of the pool?

He doesn't know it's there because he got scared by a raccoon. He's basically going, oh, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good Do you do we still get the song? Yeah, cuz they do have they go like oh I couldn't believe that yeah, I was sitting there going really but then there's the Jardian one which is Little pill with the big fat. It says One less one less. Yeah, I don't I thought that was for Jardin it might not be Also other commercials have used that Yeah, the oh oh it's magic. Yeah, yeah, yeah But what if you what if you could keep any commercial from using the same song that you did

If I'm the singer of if I'm the writer and owner of this song, oh, oh, it's magic, every commercial you want it. Yeah. Sure, you want it. Have you thought about this? I'll just, I'll just cold calling products. Yeah, I'm like, your products are the, oh, bro. Oh, oh, oh, it's proud. Oh, oh concern. Are they still a show, pal? So I was there, champagne problems.

For some reason, I really was into the idea of prel when I was a kid. The advertising worked on me. What was, yeah, I don't remember why it would work or what was, it was just like, it was hard. I don't remember where the commercial was. I just remember I liked the name. I liked the color.

I liked what it promised. And of course, Pert, you would get bouncing and bathing in here. About Pert Plus. Pert Plus for me. Why would anyone buy just Pert if there was Pert Plus? Yeah, I mean, come on. Well, how did you ever get a big Mac against me? You could get a triple big, triple big Mac.

I would get you a big Mac. One hamburger would be 55 hamburgers. Oh, really? Why would you want hamburger? If you have hamburgers, would you have hot dogs, 35 fries, or whatever? I remember avoiding the shame of someone seeing that I had shampoo and conditioner in one because I heard what they were doing.

What hall of room? Well, in my early 20s. Yeah, because then you're like, you recently learned that you're supposed to have to and you're like, oh, girls are gonna think I'm going to door. Exactly, because girls. That was just happy you're even taking showers. A girl.

No, but it's so guy. It's so guy to just have a- Your bed's not on the floor. Oh, you marry me. A shampoo and conditioner and one. Bed on the floor. Yeah. Toilet with a ring.

Pants on the ground. Tub with a ring. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was, but I heard a woman shaming, like making fun of another dude. I was like, oh, I bet you guys so many guys have changed things from that moment. Yeah, they just hear a woman say that they're all there.

From like, this guy had a fucking mattress on the floor and he's got to get a bed. Yeah, never thought of it. Go down. Got to get a bed. Yeah. Yeah,'s got to get a bed. Get a bed. Never thought of it till now. Got to get a bed. Yeah. Yeah, Mike had a hard to floor. Get one bed. Mike had a what on the floor?

mattress on the floor. What when? When we started dating. Really? Just a mattress. I think it was on a box spring or something. Yeah, yeah, but it was, but no. It's somehow worse.

I mean, yeah. Do you remember how it was? I made him get a home bed. I mean, yeah. Do you remember how it was before? I made him get a home bed. I like picked it out. And then yeah. Do you remember how important Box Springs were? Yeah.

It's like you had to have a box for a guy. I mean, I feel like I still did. But honestly, can I just say he was in his 20s and every guy. That's true. And I know. He's still his 20s cradle rubber. Yeah.

No, no, no. Why do you want that? create a rubber. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, you want to. I want to. I want to. I had a futon for a long time. That's really bad. Did you also have a great. That's worse than a mattress on the bed.

Yeah. I thought a bed. Did you also have a gray leather couch? That you couldn't sleep on because it's a weak slide off all night. My friend, it was somehow very deep but completely uncomfortable. Right. Like one of my best friends in college who was a bit older than me,

let's just a few years, but at that time it made a big difference. But he had a futon that folded down. It was like on a metal frame. Yeah, I had to. And it could be a studio because it was his couch as well as his bed. Right. But he was never starving for Prishie. How many did he have? starving for Prishie. How many did he have? How many Prishie? I could get five right now. Yeah.

We should think everyone who's ever had sex with us back to your previous point. Do you know what, yes, let's get that out of the way in the first segment. I think men should think and women should do whatever they want regarding that. I don't think women should think everyone. I think women should think us women should do whatever they want regarding that. I don't think women should think everyone. I think women should think us.

I don't think so. I'd appreciate it. I mean, how about if it was good? I'm waiting for a thank you. How about if it was good? If it was good. Yeah, that's good. If it's not good, I'll take a lie.

Man, I should thank everyone. Oh, so they have to lie to you. So everyone gets a lie. I'll take a lie. Yeah, I'll take a lie. I'll probably make a lie. But I should thank everyone. Oh, so they had to lie to you. So everyone who gets a thank you for everything. Yeah, I'll take a lie. I'll probably make a lie, but I need to thank you. I don't think, yeah, I mean. I don't need it for every single time. I just need it for the aggregate, like the total.

I'm gonna stay out of it. You can go try to get those. What if I do a high fidelity where I'm like, track down my whole girlfriend? All I want is a thank you. I want to say thank you for having sex with me and And you'd like to say So gross so gross the idea of What's going on with you guys at home?

Since the last time we just had home. I need to know what's going on at home. Now Lauren, you've... Oh, while I have a little bit of a story. Yeah, I wanna hear. My brother and sister-in-law and then their two kids visited us recently. Uh-oh.

And, no, I mean, you know, I planned a lot of fun activities for us. We went to... Oh, no. We went to Universal Studios. We did Mario, we did Super Nintendo Land. Oh no, here it comes. No, no, no, no. But I got a lot of tips and I can share them. If you can.

But I got a lot of tips. Have you been in Nintendo Land? I have not. I've never been a heard of Nintendo. A lot of sound. I'll be missed it. Instagram was just inundating me with Nintendo Land. I was in shit.

I heard it was a lot of sound in Fury signifying nothing wait a tell-to-be-an-ideat Yes, okay. I disagree it was really fun That's my review of Nintendo land I heard you had to wait a long like three hours so so here's the tip this was like multiple people Here's the tip multiple people told me this just the tip. Just the tip. And I was trying to avoid it. But my nephews have been talking about it for a long time. So they were really excited to go. And I was like, we have to go to the Nintendo. We have to ride on the ride. Thankfully, that's the most important thing at Universal for them. Thankfully, our nephew did not care one way or the other. That's good.

Because otherwise, I mean, it was my idea initially because it was seemed easier than Disney, which ultimately it was, was I usually take them Disney. But, but, but idea initially because it was seemed easier than Disney, which ultimately it was was I usually take them Disney but But they took it really fast so Anyways, we everyone said get get that early pass so okay, right off the bat Because you're there for an hour for the ticket the tickets are based are not one solid price It's every day. They're they're very slightly so it's like pick a popular day. It's more expensive Oh, come on and then come on universal every day they're very slightly. So it's like pick a popular day, it's more expensive.

Oh, come on. And then, and then, and then, it should be universal basic ticket price. It should be. And then, what is this, this spring steam suddenly? $30. Is this suddenly that?

Per person to get into early access. So I'm going, these tickets are about to eat rival Disneyland prices. Yeah, and there's not as much to do. And then we get there, we got everybody up at the crack of dawn. The butt-honey-way stuff at seven. We were out of the house by 6.30. We were like, we were everybody's-

Whoa, how did Holly feel about it? She was fine, because her cousin's were there. Oh, the folks are excited. She's excited. She's excited. Time, what is that? Imagine if you're tall, there was like it's 630. Yeah. I mean, while mine is like 630 a.m. like pounding on the crib. Like, get me.

Get me. Get me. Sleep in. So we got there really early. It was still dark. Ding dong. Hello, we're here for Nintendo land. But there was barely anyone there. And we got on the ride. The ride still was like a 40 minute wait. Still 40 minutes? We did that. We did that. And then the second we got off the ride, it was 160 minute wait.

Yeah, she is. So we really got to do it. And we also ate at the Toad Stool Cafe. They pack so many people in there and there's nothing to do. So they off to wait for three hours for everything. I know. Now the Toad Stool Cafe,

some of the food might be poisonous, is that correct? Right, yeah, yeah. And some might give you hallucinations. Yeah, and you have to really study before you. One new soup makes so I was like bop in my head all over the place like an idiot I'm sure I but I did reach the number of points that was told I had to reach some and then what what did you get? In return Oh, by the way you also to buy the kids 40 dollar wristbands that play all the games and the section I think they want to the wristband and can't play the games

So then ends up you're spending so much and they're 40. I was like, why is it 40? This is crazy. And it's useless when you leave the place. It looks like a Mario thing. It's like, that's cool. But it's not like a watch. It should be a watch. I'll go to a public park for free. Well, look, they they can and I'll feed the pigeons. I don't know if I always say like, we will do less things. I'm like I'll do more. I would do a place where I could have a million adventures. It's called the public library. That's right. Yeah. And Mario's in there too. Yeah, there's a lot of books about Mario. And we also had a beach day and that was really fun because I never see the ocean. Do you? We

I try. I want to try to do the only one we go to South Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. I pass on. Yeah, if I'm on vacation, I see the ocean, but I passed on the beach day to do only when we go to South Carolina. Yeah, I pass on Yeah, if I'm on vacation I see the ocean, but I passed on the beach day this time when my nephew was there But he ended up waking up and not going because he drank milkshakes every day He was here and didn't feel good that morning. Oh my god Like more than one milkshake a day occasionally to a day. Does it do you have a milkshake maker? Like you did in the blender. No, he would just get ice cream out of the freezer and put it in a glass and pour milk on it. Well, that's not a milkshake.

That's gonna give you a stomach ache. That's hilarious. What's so different? You're blending it on top of it. Kids are so funny like that. He's like, that's delicious. He's done. It does sound delicious to me.

I need it to be blended up a little bit. Ice cream and milk. Yeah, there's nothing else in there. Problem solved. God damn kids. It's so funny. It's so funny. Eggs.

I know. But we had a great time. It's always so fun. It's so fun to see the kids altogether. Did you go to the water world? Stunt spectacular. We did not. But they did get to red Jurassic,

which is only like a five minute wait because everyone was at Mario Land. The new Jurassic I've not been on, the old one I loved. Yeah. Are you in the new one? My picture is in the movie, but I, Oh, yes, I remember. But I'm not in the right,

but I did feel a little dorky standing right outside of it, waiting for them to come out. Waiting to be wrecking. I was just felt a little bit like, I should move from the sign, but, but then you're trying to see them come out of the ride because they go down a water part of the end. So my picture of them, which was funny.

Yes, and no one noticed you. One person did, but it was for another movie. Oh, and then they asked me if I knew Adam Sandler and so they named their son after him. Oh, I have to go. So that happened. So we named our daughter the wrong Missy. Well, that's a lot of fun.

So you had a good visit. It was so nice. I appreciate the effort. It takes a lot to fly with the kids. It sure does. Yeah, it sure does. Yeah, we had a good time with the nephew. He went to ragingaging Waters without us.

I feel like I'm too old for Raging Waters, even though like... Who did he go with? He went with Cool Up Sister. Oh, okay. And the other boy. It sounded like he got on a bus. Yeah. To San Dimas.

Well, Bobo Bindle. But I am too old to go on it, probably. Raging Waters? I don't think you're gonna have fun there. I doubt I will. It's just a bunch of waterslides. Oh, there's a million waterslides. Oh, it's a water park.

It's a water park. I've been there so many times, so I love it. Oh, really? And I just feel like I was kind of like, I just don't think I can do it. I could, I feel like I could do it if I somehow had the park all to myself. Yeah, that's how I felt too.

When I think of a man. I love to rent it out, just have to do that. Yeah, you's how I felt too. When I think about me, I love to rent it out, just to relax. You don't want to stand in line with one of your kids. Just to do this. Just to do this. Just to do this. But if I was rich, that's what I would do.

Yeah. So, first thing I would do, and instead of water, it would be chocolate milk. That is honestly, it's not that much different than how billionaires are. I was thinking about that today, like, all the shit that they don't do that would be beneficial.

It's so annoying. It's like, I'm gonna build rockets. It would be so awesome if I had a billion dollars. If I had a billion dollars, I would rent Raging Waters. Well, sure, that'd be one day. That'd be one thing. That'd be one thing.

That'd be a thousand dollars and you're done. My one luxury thing. It has to be more than a thousand dollars. I'm sure it is. It's gotta be at least, I wonder how much could- For one day, by- It's gotta be one thousand, one hundred dollars. No, it's gotta be, I more than a thousand. I'm sure it is. It's got to be a lead. I wonder how much for one day I $1,000 it's no it's got to be I'd say 20,000 I haven't been on a water slide since I was a kid Google me Google me

But I one thing I remember about them and I assume a place like raging waters is better than my local You know little pool open pool with water water slides kind of thing that I would go to as a kid. It wasn't a water park, it was a place with slides. Right. But those ridges in the slide, like, kind of slice you up a little bit. I'm like, on your back. It is in the slide.

Yeah, cause I have like the farthest connects all the tubes. That's the feeling I have in my body when I think of that. And hopefully there's enough water, but if suddenly it's dry then you go mm-hmm You're like a skateboard going over a sidewalk exactly Paul and if you step on a back crack you bake your mother my My brother Step out of crack break your mother's neck back pussy back back that can happen it can happen Well, you if you do a real nasty fall you can bring them all at once step on my mother's back

What you step on your mother's back break my pussy? And we're back and I don't I don't see any I looked up renting raging waters and always see our locker rentals. Well, how much does that cost? Well, because if I want to rent a locker at Raging Waters, that's $5. That's we could do that. You and me could do that. Absolutely. I'm looking for a storage space. I feel like. Yeah, it must be kind of hard with going to a water park with the phone these days where you're like, I wanna video it, but that guy goes on the ride,

but then I get my phone to somebody while I go down. My phone's a water group. What? What? Basically, all I phones are waterproof now. Is that true? Sort of. That's why they did the, they did the,

okay, phone jack. The way they did it. Yeah, put it in the toilet. That's why they did the headphone jack, the way they did it. Yeah, put it in the toilet. That's why they did the headphone jack, the way they did it. Square rectangle. Square rectangle. Square rectangle.

Square rectangle. Yeah, circles. Like, you want to go in round. Cause like, no tub, like, well, only like some weird tub, but most tubs don't have like a rectangular hole. The round, the whole is round. Wait, do some tub have a rectangular drain?

I just imagine some fancy modern bullshit that has a, you know, rectangular drain. You probably have it. Yeah, I got all I have are rectangular drains. Hey, the street has them. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, it stays down there. That's very awful. Yeah, Pennywise. Yeah. That's where he lives. It the clown. Have you guys seen him lately? No, what's what's he going to do? I think he's on a Zubik? Yeah, he looks good. Yes, I was epic face. I Seen pound foolish. What's that? You guys got me and that wasn't right. We fucking God. That wasn't it was not right But it's you know what's happening with me at home? Yeah. Yeah, what's happening with you at home?

Nothing really. Hey, what did you guys do during the hurricane? Did it hit you hard? Oh, that's a great question. We spent the entire day watching Thunderbolt rules as hurricanes intended. It was kind of exciting in the way. Wait, if you don't know,

California was hit by its first tropical storm. It was scary and it's scary what happened in the way. Okay, if you don't know, California was hit by its first tropical storm. It was scary. And it's scary what happened in certain areas. But once we sort of realized it wasn't going to be that crazy in our area, you could just enjoy a rainy day a little bit because we never get rain like that. So you're kind of,

and I'm being a call LA cliche, I'm not saying we needed it or something. It was very weird and it was scary and there was an earthquake in the middle of it. But you were able to huddle up with your family or loved one and watch a movie. So we live in three separate areas. The three of us.

We don't live together. We don't live together in case you're wondering. Not anymore. Everybody think, no, yes. Did we have to live together? Yes, we still lived together. We lived in one mattress on the floor. That's why we started the show.

Yeah. We had a double king size mattress. Oh, the floor. Yeah. So had a double king size mattress. Oh, the floor. Yeah. So we live in three totally separate areas and I feel like we had three different experiences. Yeah. So Paul, because there's two things,

the rain level and the earthquake. And we hit in the floor. So Paul, how was your rain level? Rain level was in the morning when it was supposed to be, you know, I thought I'm gonna wake up to torrential Downpour and it was a soundless drizzle. Right. And Janie was on High Alert all day first and around. She was like, what if we have to get on the roof? I don't think it's gonna happen. Yeah, but I think we'll have plenty of warning. If that should, yeah, once you get one inch, you can start to think about that.

Yeah. Yeah. But we are close to the river. Yeah. Yeah. But it was, I did not, I didn't think anything was going to happen, but it is like because there's so much talk about it. And of course, the news loves to do it.

We weren't watching the news all day, but we were getting alerts and shit like that. And so we were kind of like, Janie more so than I was, but sort of like, is this gonna be bad? What's gonna be like waiting for the indication that it's gonna be bad? And then it was just a rainy day, which I did once I kind of settled into, I thought it was gonna happen.

Yeah, but we had some tree damage, that was pretty crazy. Well, we're gonna get to you. Okay. So Paul Paul water level not not anything different than a normal rainy rainy day Not really no I I've not yet looked in the garage where we do have a leak. Oh No, we gotta look in that garage. It's hard to like you scare. It's gonna make it's gonna bum me out It's like I know it's in there. I know there's a bunch of water against that wall. Yeah.

Okay. Now I really have to go look at it right now. It's something I can do. Now Lauren, you're water level. It was raining hard at my- I heard that you have some tree damage. We have tree damage. So-

Tradamage. There was a point when I was just kind of putsing around the house, and I saw something in the quarter of my eye in the window, and I thought, oh, it's being almost flew at the window, but then I looked out and there was nothing out there. Do you mean puttering? Yeah, what's putzing?

Nothing. It's not a thing. Okay. And then a little bit later, I realized that it was actually a huge tree branch that I'd fallen in. It was on the ground, but I didn't notice it when I looked on the window. Oh, my pants. Yeah.

On the ground. Great job. And then throughout the day, big, huge branches were falling and they all fell right into the path, so it wasn't dangerous. Right. Like it wasn't hitting the house. Like above the house or anything like that. No, I don't, not that I'm aware of.

And but everyone was like, why is this happening to you because it's not that windy. Yeah. And then my landscape person came to clean it up today, thankfully. And because it's huge, they're like, they're like six feet long. Yeah, you send pictures and they were like, I'd say six feet long.

Yeah. They were huge branches and really heavy. And he said that I have to trim the trees and he's gonna do it. More often, I'm not gonna do it. Because they're really heavy old burned. But this is a really interesting tree that has a lot of flower, it's like flowery leaves

and it's always filled with bees. Like at this time of year, there's hundreds of bees. In the morning, it's like, you just hear like the whole yard is humming with bees. So it's sort of. Bees should stick to flowers. I was a little bit okay with losing a lot of the low hanging parts that are filled with

bees. That's right girl. Even though it's a shady spot. And then now I can see that there's other branches bending and snapping. So he's going to come get it because he's like it's dangerous. If it bends, it's dangerous. Yeah. If it breaks, it's on the ground. Yeah. But you know, the good thing is the bees probably weren't in there because of the rain and they all got away. Oh, thank God. I know. The bees, no one's gonna rain, they're like, see you later.

They probably hide a little bit. Yeah. They hide. And so how was yours? It's not small, the rain could really fuck you up. Yeah. Probably. Like one drop, one.

Boing. You could drown. Every one's up. You could drown. You could drown. You could drown. You could. You could drown. You could. We were could. You're the one of the best.

We were being attacked by dragonflies the other day and I was like, attack. What? We were in the pool and they were just like constantly, I think they were trying to figure out how to get above the fence, because you know how they fly pretty low to the ground. And they just were, they somehow got in and then we're like,

how the fuck do we get out? They just were around us. So we were like, it's do we get out they just were around us. We were like it's like a What's that word Catch 22 One of those things that fly and film people go prone drones drones, which is another For bees so true bestie. Yeah, there are bees who are drones. Yeah, it's awesome And there are bees who are queen There are bees who are drones. Yeah, that's awesome.

And there are bees who are queens. That's fucking awesome. There are bean turquines and they slay. Beans are queens. Yes, bees. You slay bees. Is there such a thing as a queen bean? Like a black bean?

Yeah. Or was it not kind of bean? Hey, queen bean. Garbanzo. I'm thinking of, like, if there's an in every can of beans, there's one queen bean. There's one queen bean. It's the one who knows it's the most important. They should do that because it's like cracker jacks are so fun

and they got to be so popular because of the prize. They're so fun. You would buy more beans if you like were able to get the queen beans. You know what I think is fair to say cracker jacks? Not enough peanuts. Mix it up. Yeah, man.

That's why they say at the ball game, buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks. Yes, because I know the cracker jacks, not enough peanuts. Mix it up all over it. That's why they say at the ball game, buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks. Yes, because I know the cracker jacks will not have enough peanuts. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, once the last time I got a cracker jack. Not that long ago, I really, really had it. I had it pretty recently, but I'm like,

you know, all these toys are just, they're just tattoos and stickers now. Give me a toy. They need a refresh. Give me a bugle. Put us in charge of the cracker jacks. I'm gonna roll our skates. I'll tell you, put us in charge of them.

You'll have roller skates inside the bottom of the box and your sales will go through the roof. And so did you drown during the hurricane? So our rain level was practically nothing. And then I think I was texting you like, we're not getting anything. And then at a certain point it came down kind of hard and for about maybe an hour and that was it.

And it honestly rained harder earlier in the year. Oh my God, yeah. Like the rain. Oh, that was insane. I had so many weeks. So that was disappointing. But then the earthquake happened and Paul, what was your earthquake experience?

My earthquake experience was, Janie is in a chair, I am on a couch. She's not on that roof yet. She's not on the roof, but she's poised. She's standing on the chair. She's a climb. She's standing on the roof, and is that all you got? What is it that tall John?

So we feel the house shaking and then we of course we even though we know one of us will look at the others and earthquake because it could be a weather related thing where it's like your house is blowing down. Oh, marsh gas. Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you? A weather balloon. Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that?

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Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? Why are you trying to call me that? I've never done the right thing. They used to say go into the doorway and now I think they say don't go in the don't come in the doorway. But I was supposed to get under a table. Yes. Yes, it's neat. Yes, it's neat.

Yes. Oh, wait, what did the alert say? Because the alert was the alert. The alert was like funny to me. There was like shake drop and roll. Like grab your ass. Kiss a goodbye. I feel like my response with earthquake always is,

I just am sitting there going, how long is this gonna go on? Lift your head up a little bit and go like, and then it's the same thing I need to pay attention to. And then right at the point where I start to get worried, like it's still going, it stops. Right. And then I, but then I always reflect on,

I don't know what to do. Here's what the emergency alert said. Earthquake detected. Drop cover, hold on. Protect yourself. USGS Shake Alert. Drop cover, hold on. I'm like protecting you.

None of those are really helping me. No. Drop, sure, but cover with what? What, my arms? Yeah. I guess. What, I'm supposed to fold my arms. I think I'm gonna get up and fold my arms right now.

And shake my head and go, uh-uh, earthquake. You're secondally better to have a broken arm. It's like a loo-ly butter. It's technically better to have a broken arm than a broken head. Okay, so we need to... Wait, it's technically better to have a broken arm than a broken head.

That's why you put your arms over your head. I don't think that's technical. Yeah. I think that's... That's a fact. Absolutely, it's better. Do I hear where I was during the earthquake dear? It's better to Yeah. I think that's a fact. Absolutely, it's better. Do you hear where I was during the earthquake, dear? It's better to be alive than dead.

I guess I do. I was napping and I didn't know anything about it. You didn't know about it. But my phone was doing a lot of vibrating and it was like, meh, because I didn't put it on sleep mode and it was like going crazy and there was a lot of vibration and then a lot, one long one where I was like, one of those alerts but the flood again. And then like when I woke up into a 50 texts from her like did you feel that and I was like no I didn't and I don't think we would have I don't think Mike didn't feel it did I feel that did you feel that would you like to feel this? Erkle. Erkle. Erkle. Erkle. Erkle. We didn't feel it at all.

Paul saying earthquake was the only on a text chain was the only indication that we had of an earthquake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know if glad to bring you that news. Yeah, that's great I love to get news like that. Yeah, so we had a very quiet day the concert We were calling it the hurricane Oh, so that we were having fun. That's so the fun. They have everyone's about The concert we were going to that night got postponed, very thankfully because of the Hollywood Bowl. They're like, Ray and Shine.

That's crazy. But you can't bring in umbrellas. What is the other thing this is? Ray and Shine, but you can't bring in umbrella. You have to sit there in a bunch in a fucking poncho. Who would you see that is worth that? I honestly can't think of anybody that I would want it, that we worth it to sit there in a fucking raincoat

or whatever. At this stage in life? No, I'm not doing that. I would say if I was 21. I will say, and it started raining during it. When I did Bonarou, maybe. They let us, they put us in these VIP sections for just to see a bunch of people and we saw Tom Petty

and it started raining in the middle of Tom Petty. But it wasn't like hard, so it was fun. Yeah. But, and then it hard, so it was fun. Yeah. But, and then it let it, you know, stopped about 20 minutes in. Do you think that's what killed him? That time he got hit. It was doing the concert and the race was in foul. The time he got rained on.

He didn't fell and he died. Yeah. Well, that was five years before. Yeah. He actually, it was a body double after that. No. Why didn't they keep using him? How are you going to after that. No. Why didn't they keep using him? How are you long who knows that?

Yeah. Yeah, why did the body double have to die? Cause it just like becker belief. It killed the body double. It was just too long. It was just too long as like belief. Becker belief, what? Becker belief.

It becker belief. It becker belief. So people were not strong, not continuing to believe it. I'm just trying to understand this phrase. It's Beggard. It's like you're playing the devil. Playing with the devil. My God.

Playing with the devil. I just think, but I didn't know what it was. Devil. Devil. Devil. Oh, beautiful hymn to my mighty lord the devil. Devil! Oh we're gonna summon him.

Devil! Can you imagine if the devil was real? If he was here I would have to laugh. He'd be like I'm just red. I'm naked too. I'm red, I have a tail. I've never been drawn with clothes. Do you like my little moustache and beard? I'm gonna get you, you're gonna have a bad drawn with clothes. Do you like my little mustache and beard? I'm gonna get you.

You're gonna have a bad time with me. I'm attempting you to do things. Why don't you steal that candy bar? Why don't you eat that candy bar? Oh yeah. I, we saw friends when we were in South Carolina. Shout out to my friend, Lease. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. So you, so you, so you, so you, so you, Nananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan Okay, shout out snow. Can we do it? It's gonna be this way.

Cut, cut, cut. So more songs you can have clap, clap, clap, clap. I agree. There's a bunch. What do? Oh, like what? Come on, you know. Uh, there's under pressure by the door.

You get your ready. You will have claps? No, I don't mean just having claps. I mean, that's specific clap. Under pressure by the way. Well, that's deal, I have claps. No, I don't mean just having claps. I mean, that's specific clap. Under a pressure by the police. Well, that's what you should have said. Because now I'm tripping out of a whole fantasy. So like, we didn't start the fire, would be like, new, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, another one, but I can't, but I know there are more. It is astonishing how many people have done updated versions

of We Didn't Start the Fire or personalized versions that we didn't start the Fire. I don't know what the personalized version. I know Fallout Boy just did the new version. What are the personalized versions? There are, if you go to YouTube, there are many, many versions of We Didn't Start the Fire where people leave either updated it

or they have made it about like they're graduating class or they get married and you know they make it out there. We will date you like the idea but we did not hate you said thank you for the sex. We went on and I'm doing it. Have you hear my line you should thank you for this sex. We went to the synoplex. So thank you for this sex and then go to the set of like this guy. You had different dots that I had raised in that. Bad checks, successful sex, going to the synoplex.

Bad checks. So you're right to view bad checks. You get pretty sex out of that. Bad sex, we would do this in a play. Then you take the new thing before the sex. Bad sex. Pity sex. Two different types of sex.

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Her rectangle. The little rectangle's your right. Like my drain. I apologize, like your drain. And so there was some leftover and she gave, she would give the, she gave the leftover to her husband who ate the rest of the Hershey bar. And then she said, you know, like, one time,

I started to him just like eating just like a whole Hershey bar, like a whole thing. And she went back to him like this was very strange. Yeah. That's why they sell them. She said, who needs a whole candy bar? And I was like, I do. Oh, I can look Yeah, most people.

You're looking at who has two thumbs and he's one of them. That candy bar especially is like, barely there. It's a very thin chocolate. It's, you know, it's not like a dark, thick, dark chocolate or something where you'd have a bite in. It's like a dark, dark, dark. It's not a dark, dark thing. Although I have to say, like, it's like 1% gal.

Yeah, I was like, I'm a real chocolate. Growing up, Although I have to say, like, It's like 1% gal. Yeah, I was like, I'm, I'm a real chocolate. Growing up, you would, you know, like, how much did they cost? Maybe 25, 30 cents, something like that. I thought you were gonna say dollars, and I was like, what? Sometimes you're paying $150 for it. No, but, but you would save up allowance and stuff.

I still think about like, how crazy it is to, that you would eat a whole one. They're so giant and you're so little. For a kid to eat a whole lot of the bar. You know what I mean? They're like, how little are you that it's so giant? You would have to be very small. Hershey bars aren't huge.

Hershey bars are kind of... Hershey bars are huge. Speak well of a... What do you think of that? The perfectly slim and petite. Slender. What has more mass? What do you think has a perfect slim and petite? What has more mass a three musketeers bar or a Hershey bar? Oh well

fluffy marshmallow. I guess I would say with um, I Would say Hershey has more mass. It feels like in my mind the Hershey bar is heavier than the three I feel. That's how I feel, but I wonder what the weight is. I had a real phase with three musketeers in fifth grade, but that was like, I wanted that all the time plus Dr. Pepper. Now that is not Nuget, but it is whipped something. It's a whipped, maybe it's a whipped Nuget. It's like a almost a Marshmallow-y center. What are your classic Nuget candy bars?

Nuget, Snickers has a Nuget, right? Snickers does have, is it? It's a layer of Nuget. Three musketeers has Nuget. Okay, so get right does have is a layer of new get three musketeers has new Okay, so but we're already saying that I have well I was looking up your answer so don't chime in My fear we went to far finally bad sex bank checks The flex Solo flex Bank checks everybody did Okay the weight of a Hershey's candy bar bad checks wait bad checks Wait wait wait bad checks wait no wait wait

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I know, I think they're both the exact same. Okay, that's weird. That's not possible. The weight is 1.55 weight is 1.55 ounces. 1.55 ounces. 1.55 ounces. Now a three musketeers. The weight of Hershey bar.

Three musketeers. 1.35. Nine two. No! Dude, it's so much better. I'm upset. Can you believe it? So technically you're eating more with the three musketeers,

but it doesn't feel like it to me. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't, because it's fluffier. Yeah, 100%. What were you to go to candy bars when you were a kid? Three musketeers with my mouth. Three musketeers was a bit, I had a phase,

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Slate grown. I, you know what I'm saying? Okay, my Jenny's isn't sending me like boxes of ice cream like they do with a lot of people. What's going on with Jenny's these days? They're not sending us boxes of ice cream for free. Don't you get boxes of ice? I got one.

Yeah, I got one box from them. You got one. But I want boxes and boxes. I've never gotten any and I feel jealous. I will say that I have gotten two boxes. There you go. Jenny's, I want my second box and then I want a lot of boxes after that. But what about Lauren's first box?

Jenny's, I want Lauren's first box. Uh, this isn't working out. I thought it was. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We gotta take a break, but do it one more time. I want, I want a Jenny. No, the your song. Oh, okay.

Bad checks, hold on. Bad checks, lazy sex. Hit me in the solar plaques. Take me to the center plaques. I think before the sun. All right, we'll be right back. All right. We'll be right back.

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We haven't done this in a while I think we only did it once and I can't believe that we only did it once This is a feature that is called I Have bad tunes for you. Okay. I have bad tunes for you. This is where one person comes up with some bad news that has to be delivered. Okay. Another person comes up with a song that everybody knows. And the, uh, and the remaining person has to deliver the bad news to the two of them. That's okay, I'll vaguely remember this. I vaguely remember this.

And I'm gonna say right now, we didn't start the fire off the table. Damn it! That's the only time we could think of right now. Who would like to be the first deliverer of the musical bad news? Oh, shit. I would. Lauren. Yes.

Scott, would you prefer to come up with a song or with the bad news? I'll come up with the bad news. All right. I shall come up with a song. Are you going to text me or tell me right now? You want your text, you're going to think that's fun. Yeah, I think that's fun for the listener, right? You text the bad news.

I'll text the bad news. I'll text the song. Okay. And your name, fun for the listener, right? You text the bad news. I'll text the bad news. I'll text the song. Okay, and your name, by the way, so I can find it in my text. I think you have me saved as bitch I hate. Mm. Mm. Okay, I am texting the bad news to Lauren. And she has received the bad news and now Paul has texted the song and it is delivered

quietly. Hold on, I'm telling it to both of us. Hey guys. Hey guys. Hello. I'm really glad I caught you before you brought it to work. I'm thinking maybe you should do it. Thank you.

I'm thinking maybe you should stay home. I don't know if you should be conducting a train with the news. What? I can't afford to stay home. Well I just don't want you to be in charge of conducting a train with the newsma about to tell you. That's my life. That's my life.

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It's work. It's work. It's work. It's work. It's work. It's work. It's work. It's work. It's work. It's work. I'm gonna share I'm gonna share I'm gonna share I have some news for you. I'm gonna share I'll tell you now Your uncle was riding on a roller coaster. He went down and He jumped out to try to stop it with his arm because he wanted to be like Superman and the roller coaster ran over him. It broke his clavicle in three spots in three spots in three spots. It broke his How do you feel? To sad to go on to you. I like it.

Okay, I'll go next. All right. So Paul, you're going to text me the thing that's wrong. Yes. And I'll send you the song. This is exciting. This is too exciting almost. I almost didn't know that. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. So Paul you're gonna text me the thing that's wrong. Yes, and I'll send you the song This is exciting. This is too exciting almost I

Almost don't want to do this because it's too exciting Yeah, let's quit You guys are the most silent textures My gosh the song has been sent. The song is sent. I have received the song and now I've got to receive that bad news that I'm going to deliver to the tune that Lauren sent me. Exactly.

If you can. If I dare do it, which I think I just might. Delivered. Okay. Do it which I think I just delivered Okay Hi guys Hi Oh, you're one okay, yeah, that's right. I'm Well

You don't know who I am. Who are you? I'm the local anchor man from the news That's right. That is what a local anchor man is from and When I'm not on camera I go around delivering news Wow, to people delivering news. Wow! To people. Do they pay you for this? Okay, if you like the job that I did, you can tip me afterwards. We'll see. So I have like to deliver it. Me? Yes. I like that.

Well, one thing I don't get to do on the news is I don't get to sing because songs are copyrighted and on the news you can't. I don't care. Don't care. Is that your Tommy Lee Jones impression? Yes. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good!

Thank you! Wanna hear it again? Okay. I don't care! It's perfect. You do the face, too! Yeah! Incredible. I don't care!

Third time, not as good. I don't care. Alright, well, I'm gonna sing you this news and I hope that Afterwards if you find it in your heart Give me a few bucks, you know Here in hot pants hot pants you heard me Last night you were cooking and one of you left the oven on to me. That's not the bad news. There's more to come Your baseball cards are gone. Yes, that's right. Go house burn right down to the studs

Your baseball cards are gone. No What happened? My double voice is gone I'm upset My double voice is gone. Oh, no I have a normal voice. I'm alive on my own. Oh, no You split into two That's my right side. I'm going to bring evil upon the world. Oh Am I cards again?

Okay, all right now it goes to Paul now it comes to me No! Wait, which words? The call! I have a baseball call to a gun! Okay. All right. Now it goes to Paul. Now it comes to me. Oh, it's not the bad news. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song.

I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song.

I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to text a song. I'm going to song great song. Oh, I see that that was the by the way the first song I ever slow dance to That's really yeah, oh time after time. Yeah, so you just texted no Yeah, that's the first song I ever slow dance to in it and there was a lot of like, how far, how low can my hands go here? And, you know what?

The butt. You went all the way down. I went all the way down. You were given the green light. I didn't go all the way down to the shoes. It would be funny if that's how low you wanted to go. Ooh, it just touched the back of your foot. Your heels.

In the shoe. Over the shoe. Okay, ready? Okay. Hi there. Hey. I'm sorry to wait. I have to tell you something. What I love you. Oh, that's very nice. Okay. Okay. Don't don't don't come on. We're work

But what come on? Thank you. Let's I want to work here Okay, this is This actually reinforces my... This actually reinforces my decision. I have some bad news for you. No, I won. Good news. You know, I know, and that's what I want to give you,

but I can't. I won. Good news. Good news. You can't do Okay. I want goodness. Good news. Good news. Good news. Good news. You can't do a one person chance. It's ridiculous. I just did.

Bitch. Hey look. Look. I know. I know. Come on. Kiss me back. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I say bitch a lot because I'm a Freddy Krueger., but I am your boss and I need you to stop calling me that I have some I have some bad news and I think the only way I can deliver it and not burst into tears It's by delivering it in song. Well, okay.

Here we go. Dear employees. I have gathered you here today to tell you about this thing called your job. And now it's not going to be what you thought it was going to be because your job is different now because in this company you're on your own meaning you're fired. Because you know that child, the one that came in here the other day with the job application. Well, he got your job. And so in this life, you don't work or anymore.

Only during that for the I can't think of I can't think of like the melody of the lyrics. Well now I don't know why I didn't do it? Well, now I got it. Yeah, why don't you do all that? Yeah, I don't know why I didn't do it. I do think let's go crazy. We'd be better if Prince had started by saying, Dear employees.

We got to talk about this thing called job. Well, I'm sorry. I feel like I let down the three. No, I was very happy. I liked how you wanted to do that way. It was fun. If I could have gone into the lyrics. I would have should have. No, but that's what made it really funny.

I thought it was funnier because you did that. Because it still counts as the song. It is the song. Well, guys, it could have what have should have. If you would like to send us a feature, why don't you write to us at freedomusaagmail.com. You can follow us on the socials at freedomusa. And if you'd like to call us, leave us a voicemail. You can call us at hagg claims.

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Yeah. You can watch it there. Also, Sunday, no, Sunday September 10th, me, Nicole Parker, the two hosts of the neighborhood listen, that's right, I'm excluding Brett for these purposes. We will be doing our two person variety show at Laudrum and Highland Park. It's not a lot of varieties. It's only two people. There's more than two people.

What? Okay. Because there's a full band. Oh, okay. That's a lot of variety. They count as people, a lot of variety. I've never thought musicians count as people. And they're all different heights.

Okay, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I like someone's 4-1. Yeah, they go from 4-1 to, I want to say, 7-3. Okay, good. Yeah, and they're all standing in order in size order. I think one of them might be a tuba. They are a tuba with Google.

Yeah, I did think that was a personal answer. I do. But look, also October, 14th month. It's a scary month, it's a very scary month, but here's something that's not scary, a fun show. Yeah, a variety of Topia live not scary, a fun show. Yeah. Varietopia live at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn, early shows have sold out, late shows are moving,

so make sure you get them tickets. This is gonna be a fun to different show from Friday to Saturday, so make a weekend of it. Why don't you do that? Why don't you do that? That sounds like fun. It is. On a New York in October, I wanna go.

I wanna blast. Oh, I'm in New York in October, I'm gonna go. Oh, what a blast. That's awesome. It knew you. That was beautiful. I would love to do that. It's pretty sexy. All right. Pity sexy.

What am I Instagram to see what shows I'm doing and that's my update. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. That's great. Thank you. Goodbye. Bye. Bye.