Threedom - BONUS: Threedom, Add To Cart, and The Deep Dive play THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

On this very special multiverse episode, the Pretzel Gang are joined by Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak from the podcast ADD TO CART, and Jessica St. Clair from the podcast THE DEEP DIVE for game night! The game? That's What She Said (Second Edition), by Moose Games, where the goal is to see who can create the most laughs with 400 innuendo-filled phrases. Thank you Moose Games for sponsoring this very funny, very NAUGHTY episode! Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Listen ad-free and unlock bi-weekly THREEMIUMS on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/merchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Your favorite game is back with all new outrageous situations that will keep everyone laughing. That's what she said. Second edition from Moose Games is sure to spice up any gathering from your next girls night out and bachelorette weekends to birthday parties and even friends giving. Elevate your next get together with That's What She Said, second edition. You can find it at Target.com and Amazon. Freedom! Freedom!

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me. But wait, this is a bonus episode, should there be a term for that? Threbus? Thronus? Game of Thronus? Game of Thronus! Game of Threbus, don't you know you've got a weenus. Speaking of games...

Not a rebus? Speaking of games, though, this is a special bonus. Speaking of games though, this is a special bonus episode because of a game? It's all because of a game. That's right. For the love of the game. I'm saying game, we are indeed. Yes we are, but let's introduce ourselves.

My name is Scott. I'm Lauren. Mime Paul. Mime Paul, Paul is a mime. I want everyone to do that. Well, and we have a very special multiverse episode coming to everyone today. You know what the multiverse is now, Lauren. I have a person, yes. Don't you? we have a very special multiverse episode coming to everyone today. You know what the multiverse is now, Lauren.

I have a person. Yes. Don't you? I do know what the multiverse is. What is this, a crossover episode? Kind of, in some sense of the word. Is that your catchphrase, by the way? You always say that.

So I guess it could be a catchphrase. Well, it's from BoJack, right? It's from BoJack, and it's something that's said to me a lot. It's something, yes, I know, but I wondered if your character. I haven't said it in a long time. But your character actually said it. Yes, many times.

I love that. Wow. So this is a crossover episode. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you. Ha ha. Crossover episode, multiverse episode is coming to you today. Crossover episode, multiverse episode's coming to you today.

And it's live and in person, and what this is is we're gonna play a game. Coolop and I are gonna host a game night with the co-hosts of our podcast and the deep dive. So you got freedom here. You have, what's Coolop's podcast called again? Add to Cart. Okay, thank you so much.

Add to Cart and then the deep dive. Yeah. That's right. We're playing a game called That's What She Said, Second Edition. It's a game all about laughter, a little bit of naughtiness. You know, we're on board for that. And this gem with 400 innuendo filled phrases is made by Moose Games,

the sponsor of this very special episode. So buckle up bitches because this episode has it all. Buckle up, buckle in, buckle out and buckle over. That's right. This episode has all of us playing this game and we're gonna have fun with it. So why don't we play this game right now? I can't wait to get down in the filth with you pervs.

Here we go. Let's go team. All right, everyone, let's go around the room. What are you laughing at? You son of a bitch. You're pretending like we're just having a game night, but there's people listening. Is that weird? Yeah. What if, you know, we're just having a game night, but there's people listening. Is that weird? Yeah. What if, you know, who's listening to every game night, God himself.

Oh. That must keep him entertained. The original peeper. Oh. Wait until you're- The original Mr. Peepers? Yep. Think about how the boring shit God has to sift through.

I know, just sifted through. Do you think he outsources it? I think the good stuff rises. He's got AI, by the way. BTW, Lenin and I were doing a recording AI on a Zoom. And so then it tells you like the content of your meetings and it'll be like, you know, they talk about this plot point and then after one sentence, it's like, they take a break to talk about their friend who is quote, annoying. I mean, it just, it really is a document that shows you who you are.

I got to know who this friend is. We'll see. It could be sitting at this table. All right. Let's go around the room and introduce ourselves. Let's start over here. Clockwise. Hi, this is Paul F. Tompkins from the podcast, Freedom. Let us know one not fun fact about yourself. I have clinical depression. Jesus Christ. Only way to go is up.

Ask and answer. I loved this. All right, next. I loved this. I loved this. And now I'm done. This has instantly become. I loved this. I loved this. And now I'm done. This has instantly become a core memory for me.

And it's in the past. Oh, my turn. I'm Sujum Pak, the other half of Add to Cart. I don't know a fun fact. An unfun fact. You know a lot of those about yourself. God. You know more than I do.

What could be an unfun fact? You don't remember anything about your MTV days? That's true. That's not one thing. Too bad. That's a dark closet. Where was MTV located? Maybe we could fill in some details.

Let's do it. Let's look at the vault. Because yeah, I have no memory of it. She has no memory. No fun there. All right, who's next? I'm Coolupy Lysak of Add to Cart, married to Scott Ackerman of Freedom.

And I have chicken skin on my arms, KP, they call it. Oh, there's your... Laris, P. Laris. I bought something for this. I have a little bit of KP. I'd love to know what the cream is. There's a cocoa kind of stick from Target that you can rub on that. I've only tried it once.

Add to Cart. Okay. Add to Cart salves. I'll rub on that then. It's what she said. The salve edition. I also have a buildup of yeast on my skin behind my ears. Interesting.

Interesting. What a gross fact. Grossfacts.com. Guys, here's another gross fact and something to maybe put on your Christmas list is Dan got, my husband Dan got a camera that goes in your ear. Who are you? Jessica St. Clair. I have that.

And you can clean your ear while watching it on your iPhone. I have that. Best thing you've ever done in your life. My ear was perfect because I use Q-tips. Good for you and so was mine. Yes. Not to brag. I thought you were not supposed to stick Q-tips in your ear.

You're not. Okay. And I do, I do as well. We all do. But the product is fun. By the way Jessica, what show are you from? I'm one half of the Deep Dive, and my life partner, June Diane Rayfield,

is unable to join us. Why? God, I don't know. Yeah, so happy to be here. That's what she said. My name is Lauren Lapkus. I've already interrupted everyone, I think. And my unfun fact is I don't like black jelly beans.

Boy. I'm glad it answered. I'm glad it finished that way. Oh my God. There was just enough tension in there. And I'm Scott Aukerman from Freedom with these two. And my unfun fact is I love black jelly beans and I ask Lauren for all of hers

and she mails them to me every single day. Oh God, that's so unfun fact is I love black jelly beans and I ask Lauren for all of hers and she mails them to me every single day. Oh God, that's so unfun. Every day, yeah. Yep. One bean at a time. That's the cheapest way to do it. The postage, we see. That's what she said.

Okay, I'm ready. All right, so we're gonna play this game. I've never been more ready. I'm so ready. This is, that's what she said. And let's go over the instructions. I think that was just Lauren tapping her cards on the table. Paul thought there was a wrap, wrap, wrapping up his door.

Yeah, I thought that Raven was back. That fucking Raven. Always warning of your own death. You got that Buster Palace I sent you. OK, we're going to go over the instructions here. So that was a Baltimore Raven. I got it. So start.

Baltimore Raven. That's a deep cut. Okay. I've studied these rules. This is a refresher for me. So thanks. I'm going to tune out while you guys all listen. All right.

To start, we placed all of the blue phrase cards in front of everyone. They even say phrase on them. Yeah. And we put the red setup cards face down in the middle between us. That's right. They set up on them. Now everyone draw five cards from your deck of blue. From anywhere?

No, Paul. From the top? Actually, I don't care. It doesn't matter. Yeah. I had such a strong opinion about it. It doesn't matter. Yeah. I had such a strong opinion about it. Yeah.

Reversed. Yeah. Absolutely apathy. Backed it up. Take five phrase cards. Now here's where shit gets real. Oh my God. The rubber hits the road.

We need to figure out who the first judge is. And to do that. To do that, we need to decide amongst ourselves. Whose penis is bigger? Mine. Mine. Okay, let's whip them up. Get your yardsticks out.

One, two, three. Get your yardsticks out. Good dog. We need to decide who's the kinkiest between us. The kinkiest. The kinkiest. Now this is in the rules. This is in the instructions.

It's not your idea? This is not my idea. I did not print up a different rule card of my own. Scottie's rules. Why is that one sentence in a different font than the rest of it? Yeah, seriously. It's like pasted over it. And what are these cameras doing? I thought we were doing a podcast. And why are they under the table?

Yeah, is this weird? Why are you nude? From the hoist down. All right, so we all have to go around the room and vote on who's the kinkiest. So Paul, start with you. Okay. At this table, who's the kinkiest?

We know you're the most depressed. For sure. That's everywhere I go. I'm gonna say... Please pick me, please pick me! Go your pick. I'm gonna say, please pick me, please pick me. Go your pick. I'm gonna say Lauren. Lauren, all right.

Sue, who's your choice? I mean, it's very obvious. I think it's you. Whoa! You're talking to me? Yes. What? Yeah, it's the rule man.

All right. Rules are made to be broken. Don't with the cameras. Don't you fucking say me. He's getting off on this right now. Oh yeah, I love this shit. He loves games. That's his kink.

Suchan was a former Sunday school teacher and you'd think that would make her kinky. But no, it doesn't. Just makes me a former Sunday school teacher. It does not. Just make sure you will notice. You're a Sunday school teacher. That's right, she's still, that button. Tippity top. Yeah, all the way to the top. All the way to the top.

That's strength in your habitat. And I host a coastal grandma luncheon every year. Yeah, and so it's not me. It's my nasty Lolo. Yes. Oh, okay. Jess, who are you gonna vote for? This is two for Lauren, one for me.

It's 100% Cool Up. Okay, one for Cool Up. That is the truth. She owns at least 15 kimonos in varying lengths. That's pretty pervy. Okay, she's never not piled high on like silk pillows like she's the fucking princess of the pea. All of this queen energy is leading right to kinky.

My kimonos are never tied up. Yeah, baby. It's flowing, open. Yes. All right, Lauren, now you can vote for yourself, by the way. Oh, good. I just want to say it's obviously Coolop. And I just have to.

Oh, wow. It obviously is. Obviously it's Coolop. So now it comes to me. That's what she's explaining further, yeah. And I need to break the to. Oh wow. It obviously is. Obviously it's Cool Up. So now it comes to me. That's not explained further. Yeah. And I need to break the tie. Oh.

But you also have to vote honestly. I have to vote honestly so it could. If you vote for Cool Up, we know she's kicking me. Yeah. But if you vote for me, it gets weird. You can vote for yourself, which is also weird. So there's only one right answer. I'm gonna vote, my heart says Cool Up. Which is also weird. So there's only one right answer.

I'm gonna vote. My heart says Cool Up. What else? It says Cool Up. Don't tell us. Oh, boy. That's disgusting. And Laurie, that's how I like it.

That's what she said. Pass those right cards down to Cool Up. That's literally what she said. All right. Cool Up is the judge. I am the judge. Sorry, I am not the downer, but I don't hear anything in my headphones.

Well, that's too bad, honey. Does that just happen to you the whole time? Okay, thank you. All right, here we go. Cool Up is going to read from the red card. The red set up card. And this is the set up card. And then we are all going to choose from our five phrases

that we have in front of her. What we think is the funniest answer to these cards. Okay. And then we will pass them over to Cool Up. All right, Cool Up, what do we have? My kink is whispering blank to the people in the elevator. Ew. Boom, ba-dee-boo, boom, ba-doom, boom, ba-doom, boom.

Again, it's my kink is whispering blank to people in the elevator. My kink. My kink, oh, my kink. All right, everyone's passing their blue phrase cards that they picked down to Coolop. Coolop is gathering them all. I'm gathering them.

Remember, read the red card before every answer. That's the most fun reading. Oh, with delight. Yes. My kink is whispering, I usually do this alone to people in the elevator. Weird. My kink is whispering, I'm allergic to nuts. this alone to people in the elevator. It's so weird. My kink is whispering, I'm allergic to nuts to people in the elevator.

My kink is whispering, it's so meaty to people in the elevator. Wait, this game is actually fun. You're mentally unstable. My kink is whispering, ooh, we can definitely make it fit. Are you just saying that's good because you chose it? Yeah, that's what I thought too. That's a good one. My kink is whispering. Do you just want to do it yourself to people in the elevator?

All right, let's run through, well, I guess you just pick, yeah. Yeah. We're not voting, yeah. You're the judge. You're the kinkiest. Judge. By the way, you are the kinkiest and your first card is all about having a kink.

So this is- And I was like, did they all say kink on them or was that just a co- I don't believe so. I mean- Kink-kiting. Quinky kink. Quinky kink. Kinky kink. Okay. Kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky kinky k that just a coinkiding? Quinky kink. Quinky dink. Quinky kink. Okay.

It's between two cards. It's between two. Between two. It's between we can definitely make it fit and it's so meaty. I'm gonna go with the meat. I'm gonna go with the, who was'm gonna go with the, who was it? Who had the meat? Who gets the red card?

Who? Paul F. Hopkins! Paul! What's up? Wow. Point to Paul. Yay! I didn't think you had it in you.

Point to Paul. Yeah, I'm a real creep. How do we rotate? Who's the judge? We rotate clockwise, but here's the wrinkle with our blue cards. The kinkle? You now get to discard one and draw two.

So you can discard one that you say you're never going to use, and then you draw two more. I have done it. It seems like almost everyone has done it. I have done it. Where do we put the discards? You can just put it in front of you. Make your own pile. I can tear it up into do we put the discards? You can just put it in front of you. Make your own pile.

I can tear it up into confetti. Rip torn style. Throw it in the air. Rip Taylor. Rip torn. Rip torn, because he's tearing it. Rip torn. What are you doing?

If he just took all of Rip Taylor's characteristics. I fucking care. I can do this, Larry. So discard one, draw two. Discard one, draw two. It's as easy as that. That's what I did. Repeat that over and over in your head. Discard one, draw two. Discard one, draw two. That's as easy as that. Just repeat that over and over in your head. Discard one, draw two.

Discard one, draw two. Just do it and you don't have to repeat it over and over. So I have six cards, that's incorrect. Did you discard one? I thought I did. You know why? Because you didn't play. And that's three.

And that's why we have you here. Somebody's going to work. She's a be here because she's a business lady. Thank God production management showed up. Okay, ready? We are ready. Okay. The first time someone sees me naked, they usually say... The first time someone sees me naked.

Ugh. Why are you making direct eye contact with me at all times? This is so uncomfortable. There'll be a lawsuit after this. We're passing our cards down to Jess. Okay. Putting them in the right pile in order for her to, she's dropped one on the floor.

Oh no. How are we gonna recover? I just had to pick it up. Oh, she's dropped one on the floor. Oh no. How are we gonna pick it up? Oh, that's what she said. I hope nobody saw my perineum. Your whole taint tissue? How's my reverb? Puh, puh, perineum. Okay.

All right, Jess, Jess now read the- Perineum? None of this is going to be easy. I thought it was perineum, Jess, just now read the- Perennium? None of this is going to be easy. I thought it was perennium, but- Jess only has one. I thought it was taint. Jess only has one annually. Every spring.

My perennial perennium. All right, remember Jess, read the red card for every single- Remember! Fucking mansplain to me. Okay. I'm explaining in a manly fashion. Not today. Okay.

The first time someone sees me naked, they usually say, do you think 18 is enough? That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay. The first time someone sees me naked, they usually say, like and subscribe. Let's get to. The first time someone sees me naked, they usually say, like and subscribe.

That's good too. The first time someone sees me naked, they usually say, I've updated my terms and conditions. That's like Suchin for real. She wrote that in. That's weird you wrote that in. It's not even on a card. That's weird that you wrote that in.

Oh no, this one's really good. The first time someone sees me naked, they usually say, I'm a super spreader. That's true. I don't think you need to read any more cards. I don't. That's it, obviously. The first time someone sees me naked,

they usually say, let's pack it tight. Okay, obviously it's super spreader. Obviously, who's super spreader? I gotta admit it's me. Ew. Ew, Scott. That was a blessing from above to get that card. Okay, so you send me the red card.

Send me the red card. Cause that's his point. That's my point. I have one point, Paul has one point, and now it moves over to Lauren. And by the way, we discard one and draw two. Oh, I didn't even look at the one I discarded, hold on. Okay.

All right, we've all discarded one, drawn two, and now Lauren, who was runner up in the kinkiest. Okay. I hit. I hit. God, stop it. I had. Stop it. Good stats. Next time Lauren, next time.

It's okay. I'll fuck a foot today. Okay. To do this. That's what I said. I have this dream where I'm not wearing pants and people point at me and shout. John, Jacob, Jingle,

Hadrian, Benjamin. Can you repeat the- Hmm. Hmm. Okay. John, Jacob, Jingle, and Richmond. Can you repeat the card? I have this dream where I'm not wearing pants and people point at me and shout. Hmm, we're all passing our cards over to Lauren. Mm-hmm. This is the most exciting part of the game, passing cards.

It really is. Yeah. It's the most active part. You don't get a lot of chances to pass cards to people in real life. No. I have this dream where I'm not wearing pants and people point at me and shout, who's knocking at my back door? I had this dream where I'm not wearing pants and people point at me and shout,

your mom is fun. Looking weird. I have this dream where I'm not wearing pants and people point at me and shout, just like in Law and Order SVU. Oh, God. I have this dream where I'm not wearing pants and people point at me and shout, it's no nut November. Oh, no.

That's good. Is that a thing? I thought it was because it meant I don't have pants. Oh, oh, oh. That's what I meant too. I was like, when you don't, when you cut your balls off for November? That's no nuts, November.

I had this dream where I'm not wearing pants and people point at me and shout, Gaslight gatekeep girl boss. What? What? What? That's my favorite. These are all like the least sexy two cards. Oh, Gaslight is your favorite.

Girl boss. That's mine. Yay! From one kink to another. That's mine. Kink nose kink. Okay. All right.

Now remember we- Now you are the judge. Discard one and draw two. But since I already did that and I didn't go, I should just- Yeah, you should stay where you are, yeah. Discard one and draw two. I did.

All right, Paul. Damn. You don't like being told what to do. Discard one and draw two, please. Scott! Do it now. All right, everyone's in. I'm gonna read the next red card. Right before the anesthesia kicked in,

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Or just the truth? A lot of something I think. Loves assholes. All right, right before the anesthesia kicked in, I heard my proctologist say, yes, chef. What? Wow. They're gonna eat your ass?

Ripped from today's headlines. He's a kinky, kinky doctor. The bear is gonna eat your ass. Right before the anesthesia kicked in, I heard my proctologist say, it's just a little prick. Oh, this gets dark. It does, every hand has got dark. Yeah, all right, right before the anesthesia kicked in,

I heard my proctologist say, they don't pay me enough for this. Oh, sad. They make pretty good money. That one's just sad. It must be wrong down there. I did have a friend who went to the proctologist and I guess right before or as it was going in,

he whispered to, he like literally bent over, whispered in his ear, I'm so sorry, buddy. What? What? Just like kind of- Wait, buddy. What? What goes in the fingers? Yeah, something. That's so what goes in a tool?

Probably a tool. Some I think it's probably a finger when they check your breast. All right. Oh, all right. Last one. They never apologize for that. You're not lying down for that either. Right before the anesthesia, my butthole hurts right You're on your side. Right before the anesthesia. You're on your side.

My butthole hurts right now. Go ahead. It's kind of visual. Right before the anesthesia kicked in, I heard my proctologist say, I did all the work, you clean up the mess. Oh, very detailed. Okay. I like.

Is that Zeus? I really like that one. Wow. But the problem is, is he hasn't done all the work yet. That's true. On a technicality, I'm throwing it away. Okay. They don't pay me enough. Fuck me?

Because that was mine. Fuck you. Fucking bitch. I'm glad you've broken the seal on this. Now we can all do it. You can call me a bitch. Well, if you don't like it, there's something that discards your answer. You can be mad.

Yeah, you can be mad. All right, they don't pay me enough for this is good. It's just a little prick is good. Yes, chef. Oh man, I'm gonna have to say they don't pay me enough for this. That's mine. That's Sue's.

That's nice, Sue. All right, Sue's on the board. Congrats, Sue. Fuck you, Scott. Circle gets a square. All right. All right, everyone except me the board. Congrats, Sue, fuck you Scott. Circle gets a square. All right. All right, everyone except me, discard one and draw two. Discard one and draw two.

And now the red cards are going over to Paul F. Tompkins. Hi, it's me. Paul F. Tompkins. I can't wait to see what card you draw. Well, you're gonna be very happy in just two seconds because he's about to announce exactly what it is. If I ever get abducted by ass probing aliens, I'm going to tell them.

What is going on? Get kinky. If I ever get abducted by ass probing aliens, I'm going to tell them. Now, here's what's interesting. Yeah. Oh boy. Now I've lost the first half of it. If I ever get abducted by ass probing aliens, that's the part you forgot.

Okay. It's, it's the visuals aren't coming. But you remembered, I'm going to tell them. I'm going to tell them. It's not, it's all, it's all lowercase. So I would say you can also make it the beginning of what the fuck is this diagramming? It's going on.

You're turning my card. My blue card could be the top of the. Oh, OK. Why not? OK. Wow. All right. If I ever get asked, probe by an alien, what if I ever get abducted by ass probing aliens. Because there are aliens, but they're not all ass probing. Of course they are, but yet they are.

I'm going to tell them. You never hear somebody come down and say they didn't take a look around. I'm going to tell them. The Grays for sure. Absolutely. The Grays for sure. That's been documented.

The Grays are kinky as fuck. The answers are flying in. That's what Gray's Anatomy is all about. Paul can barely get them organized. Oh my God. Don't say that. Cards, cards, cards. I think I did a great job.

Thank you. All right, we're all in. Now Paul is going to read. Shuffling them all. He's shuffling them. To what end? We don't know. So that I do not remember the last card

that was given to me. Oh, and who was that from? From Jess. From Jess St. Clair. See, he proves he would have. Bring out the proverbial rear. The card with the face. Gosh, again, direct eye contact.

Here we go, you ready? People have to be careful about who they're looking at during this game, because I think if it's played with marital couples, things could really devolve. Yeah, I've only been looking up the whole time. You know, yeah, smart. You'll have an ocular migraine at the end of this. Okay, go ahead, Paul.

If I ever get abducted by ass probing aliens, I'm going to tell them you're sitting in the splash zone. Ew, that's really good. That's really good. If I ever get abducted by ass probing aliens, I'm going to tell them I like to ride bareback. This is a lot of butt play. He's going to fuck these aliens without a condom?

There's not that many holes down there that you can talk about. If I ever get abducted by ass probing aliens, I'm going to tell them you'll never guess what's for dessert. That's pretty good too. That's more of an interpretive card. If I ever get abducted by ass probing aliens, I'm going to tell them I'm going to need the cash upfront. That's pretty good too.

Everything works. And finally, if I ever get abducted by ass probing aliens, I'm going to tell them a wuga. Humana humana humana. What? That might work. I wonder if that's in their language. I think, I think the choice to be is clear.

You're sitting in the splash zone. Yeah! That was funny! Guys, that was mine. I got two points. Oh my god! Oh my god! Congrats, man.

I'm not surprised. You nasty. Congrats, bro. Where do these discards go? Just in your discard pile. My personal discard pile? Where'd my second red card go? Where did it go?

It's down on the floor, the perils of playing games. It's gravity. Don't worry, we know you have two points. Yeah. All right, we're moving on to Discard one and draw two. Okay, Suchin's now the judge. Pulling a set up card. All right.

My Tinder date had a lower back tattoo that read. My Tinder date had a lower back tattoo that read. When do we say that's what she said? Say it right now. My Tinder date had a lower back tattoo that read. That's what she said. I don't know how we're going to beat that. Paul will pass it over to you. All right. We're all passing our cards. The most fun part of the game, passing our cards. To be in community. It's dangerous. All passing our cards. The most fun part of the game, passing our cards.

To be in community. It's dangerous. Remember during lockdown when we couldn't do things like this. And now we're taking it for granted? Hell no, not me. Live every day like you're in lockdown. Like it's the day after lockdown.

Again, put your pants on, Scott. What? I've been talking this whole time. Put your pants on, Scott. My Tinder date had a lower back tattoo that read, don't poke the bear. I'm just making wild sense here. More things about the bear. My Tinder date.

Is it sponsored by the bear? It feels like it. FX. Had a lower back tattoo that read, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. I mean, that's very clever. tattoo that read, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. I mean, that's very clever. Yes. That to think that you got a card.

That's a match. That's a match. That's a match. That's the thing. You would think that like every card is equally, every, every hand is equally good, but they're not. No, some are clearly better than others. That's true.

You're blowing my mind right now, Jess. I'm just saying as someone who's sitting here with no points. My Tinder date had a lower back tattoo that read, my toy is out of batteries. That's a tough one to pronounce that. My Tinder date had a low- That means if your dong doesn't work, you just want to get that out there. You better make your dong work because my toy is out of batteries. Stay on this side. That's your toy. The only reason you make your tongue work because my toy is out of battery. Stay on this side.

That's your toy. The only reason you're seeing this tattoo is my toy is out of battery. Stay on this side. Stay on the right side of his tree. There's nothing going on. What side? Over there.

Okay, got it. My Tinder date had a lower back tattoo, that red. Women love me, fish fear me. Because he fucks fish. What the fuck? He flocks all the fish. That's an abstract one. My Tinder date had a lower back tattoo that read that single bite your fingers clean off.

Suchit, do you remember when you were a journalist? You're using the same snaps. Journalist voice. I only have that one voice. I love it so much. I mean, I think it, I think because it matches. And what are the chances that you get this card that's going with this card?

My Tinder date had a lower back tattoo that read, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. That is mine. Wow. I literally went, it's going to get no laughs, but it literally matches. Yeah. And that sometimes is how you win.

That's right. Thank you so much. And you read me correctly. That's, you know, that's got to make sense. It's got to be someone that is not funny. It's got to be someone that is not funny. Too perfectly. And wants a literal match.

It makes sense. And that's what I got. You know, I was just reminded, and I'm not sure why, of something that my brother, who's a doctor, said. Are you going to talk about no red cards, how you have no red cards? No, but I'm trying to distract away how I don't have any. He said he had to work in an ER in Manhattan, and he said that the butthole has a point of no return.

So almost every weekend, he would have to do scans, x-rays, and find different things in people's butts. One was- It goes into your guts at a certain point. A jar of El Paso salsa. That's a wide asshole. Yes, so basically, yes. If you put anything-

Fully dilated. Lovely dark and deep, anything in your butt at a certain point, it subsumes it. Okay. It will disappear. Like the worm in the dune. Yeah. Just like, why have you not been sitting down this whole time?

I was just reminded of that just because there was one thing of talking about breaking it clean off and it's like you have to be careful when you're putting things up. Wow, again, a business lady. So is somebody going into the ER with a stomach ache like, oh, my tummy hurts. It's like, oh, I put a jar of salsa up your ass. He pretty much knew just it became so common. I mean, four or five a weekend in Manhattan.

No, my friend works in an ER and this is also the case for him. It's in Maine. The majority of shit. And everybody lies, right? They all lie. They're all like, I don't know what's wrong, but like eventually you're gonna be handed an X-ray with the fucking outline of an El Paso glass jar. I assume they lied about how it got up there.

How it got up there. Yeah, I sat on it. I fell straight ass open into it. It can happen. There should be a separate ER with none of that stuff. Yeah, there really should. You're not allowed to bring that stuff in here. That's what our tax dollars are going to be. Okay guys, that should have been on the ballot.

That's what she said. Go ahead. All right. Have you seen that new TikTok dance called? Oh wait, I didn't get it. Oh yeah, remember to discard one. I jumped on it. Jess started talking.

No, I love when Jess talks. Interminably. These are just the, these are just PSA. I want this also to be a game about sexual health. Okay. All right, so now we all show. Good looking out Jess.

We got the business. Thank you. TikTok dance called? Have you seen that new TikTok dance called? Okay, all right. Here we go, I got any laurens. I'm waiting for the gentleman to hand me a card. Here comes Paul of Tompkins.

Hi. All right, we're all passing our cards. Wait, are we having fun? The most thrilling part of the game. Or is that I'm just- Are you asking me if we're having fun? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think this is fun, right?

Why are you holding hands? Ask the most depressed band if he's having fun. Even if it was the best game in the world, he would still say- Maybe if more people checked on me, it wouldn't be so depressed. No. Have you seen that new TikTok dance called?

You must be desperate if you're coming to me. Oh, that's fine. What does that look like? I can't imagine how that dance look like? How that got viral. I like to match it. Have you seen that new TikTok dance called, everything's better with butter? Oh, that I can imagine. Maybe some melted butter comes into play or sticks.

Have you seen that new TikTok dance called, I'm sorry daddy. There's a darkness. Every round. Same one. She picks one to do the high pitch one. That's right. Have you seen that new TikTok dance called, stuff it in my fanny pack. Oh dear. Kind of like the lawnmower.

Have you seen that new TikTok dance called In the Face? Now look at Jess before you pick the card and just blink, just blink twice if the card is something that you're holding. Why? We want to get Jess on the board? Because she wants Jess to be on the board. I lose every game. Jess we want to get Jess on the board? I lose every game. Jess doesn't need to be on the board.

Do you understand if this game, if winning this game doesn't give me money? Oh, you think everybody should win. I don't give a fuck. We're playing for $10,000, did we not? Then I actually care, honestly. My dad used to say, why don't you try harder in sports? And I go, am I making money on this game?

Tell you what, tell you what. Honestly, let's all put $1,000 on the table from our wallets. Why don't you try harder in sports? And I go, am I making money on this game? No, I don't care. Honestly, let's all put $1,000 on the table from our wallets. And whoever wins gets it. Honestly? Then I care. Let's go.

Okay, go ahead. I'm gonna go with, everything's better with butter. Ah, who is it? Who's that? Who's that butter? Fuck. Not me. Oh! Oh!

He acted like it wasn't. Ew, stop doing two fingers. That's how you raise it, two fingers, and then you did like a- Whoa. Like a come hither. Come hither bunny. Oh no, this is come hither.

Ah! You did a reverse come hither. Ew, even worse. Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away.

Get away. All right, everyone, discard one and draw two other than Jess. Oh no, other than Gulab, sorry. Do you know what I think is the grossest hand gesture? Let's hear it. Let's see it. It's one in the pink, one in the stink.

Two in the pink. Two in the pink, one in the stink, and a man in motion. Oh, I don't know. I've never heard the man in motion. I did not know. The John Carr? The St. Elmo's Fire. Jesus.

It's the exact same joke. It's too bright for this. A man in motion. It's a man in motion. The St. Elmo's Fire. Do do do do do do do. I've never seen that. Should I watch that?

That's called the St. Elmo's Fire. Give it some of the power. The St. Elmo? That's called the state of old fire. Give it something. The state of old fire. The state of old fire. No. We do have to complete the before trilogy. I know. Okay, here it is.

Written on the wall above a glory hole is. Can I ask what is a glory hole? Oh, stop. It's like you put your dick in every week. She does protests too much. OK, written on the what? On the wall above a glory hole. That's where you put your penis in a hole.

And then you see a stranger gives it a looksy. I don't need to think too hard. The answer was clear. As in Scientology. All right. The answer is Scientology. Okay. The answer is always Scientology. There should be a Scientology edition of this game. Written on the wall. Every game. Yeah. Monopoly. Scientology.

True real pursuit. Scientology. Yes. Jess? Do you have any more jokes? Okay. Written on the wall above a glory hole is can I kiss it and make it better? Written on the wall above a glory hole. I only eat what I catch. Like what are you catching? Probably chlamydia. Like, what are you catching? Okay. Probably chlamydia.

Oh God. Oh God. Whoever submitted this is a sick fuck. Written on the wall above a glory hole, forgive me father for I have sinned. I think we have to bleep that out. This is not the first time we've heard daddy, father, fucked up. This is the dark, this is where it got dark. This is by the way, this is where?

Yeah, right now? We should stop playing. I inferred it was a priest, not an actual father. Even worse. When you chose cards. You're written on the wall above a glory hole. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Oh.

Okay, a path for the holiday season. That's nice. Written on the wall above a glory hole. Can I poke my head in? That's pretty good. Okay. Okay, oh, that's, they're all pretty literal. Except for that one about the priest.

That was not good. I'm gonna say, can I poke my head in? Yeah. Guys, that's me. Wow! That's so true! Turtle, turtle. Turtle, turtle, what?

I get my third turtle. Oh yeah! Why are we talking about entourage? Because the head poking in made me think of a turtle, get a coat of shell. Oh, a turtle, sure! All right, discard one and draw two. Sure, that's fun.

Discard one, draw two. Other than Jess shouldn't do. Jess, you did it. Should be done. Now we go to Lohoran. Lohoran. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

Oh, no. Oh, empty cup. It tricked us. I made up a cocktail called dot dot dot. Oh, I made up a cocktail called. Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot

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I've made up a cocktail called, now that's a spicy meatball. Oh. I made up a cocktail called, I can't wait for this period to be over. Ooh. Oh. What else?

It's a good cocktail name. What a bartender. So like a Bloody Mary, I'm sorry. Yes. I made up a cocktail called. With like not that much tomato juice. Wanna know how I got these scars? You have to say it like that.

I made up a cocktail called Well, that's sending me straight to hell. OK, that's sending me straight to hell. And a hand basket. You know what? I'm going to go with want to know how I got these scars, thinking of the Joker and the cocktail leaving the mark. And that's you. That's me. Oh Sue is on the board.

You're saying leaving the mark like I see? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh God. I don't know how I do it. I just do it. Sue's got two. Sue's got twos. Sue's got twos. Jess has none. Discard one and draw two other than if you're Lauren

and passing the red cards to me. And all right, everyone, here's the setup. I heard someone pooping in the stall next to me whisper. I heard someone pooping in the stall next to me whisper. down. Oh, that's what she said. I need one more. Who am I waiting on? Paula Tompkins?

What did they say? Here we go. I'm going to mix them up because I saw Paul hand me that one. He saw me. I saw you do it too. You saw it too? I saw it as well. I got to get better at this.

All right. I heard someone pooping in the stall next to me with a little bit of a Saw Paul hand me that one. He saw me. I saw you do it too. You saw it too? I saw it as well. I gotta get better at this. All right, I heard someone pooping in the stall next to me whisper, I couldn't eat another bite. That's good. I heard someone pooping in the stall next to me whisper,

lick it and stick it. Ew! I heard someone pooping in the stall next to me whisper, that tight end is now a wide receiver. Now that's a spicy level. Spicy level! That's quite literal. I heard someone pooping in the stall next to me whisper,

I like to mix business with pleasure. Jess, you're finally on the board. I heard someone pooping in the stall next to me whisper, going down. Going down. These are all really good. Really good. So good.

Hard choices. Some really, this is a tough choice. That's what she said. I gotta go with that tight end is now watch receivers. That's me. Sue. Sue, you suck. That's me. Sue. Sue.

You're nasty. Sue has three. I thought Lincoln and Stickett was gonna go. Mine was business and pleasure. I thought that was funny. I almost went with the deer. All right. Honey.

Sweetie. Discard one, draw two. Draw two, unless you're Scott and then doodly-doo. And then- No, I'm the uj. Yes, you're the judge. Uj. Paul now has the red judge cards. And do we play it till we pass out? No, it's five.

Listen to the instructions. It's the funny. The first person with five red cards to draw. Oh, okay. I was, who's got cards? What do we got? Okay, let's all go through the score. Shut the fuck up.

No. Let's go through the score. Score. Sue, you have three. Correct. score. Shut the fuck up. No. Let's go through the score. Sue, you have three. Correct. Koo, you have one. Zero. Zero for Jess, one for Lauren.

Paul, you have two and I have three. Oh. A Sue and Skooh head to head. The lifeguard at the nude beach blew his whistle and shouted. The lifeguard at the nude beach blew his whistle and shouted. The lifeguard at the nude beach blew his whistle and shooted. The lifeguard at the nude beach, Blue's Whistle.

The choice is yours. All right, we're all in. We're all in. All right, here we go. Here we go. Hit it one more time. Five more times. Where are these all?

Oh, no. Here we go. OK. Oh, no. The lifeguard at the nude beach, Blue's Whistle whistle and shouted, ready or not, here I come. Oh, that's good. Yeah. How was some spelt?

He's gonna, yeah. Is it C-U-M? He's gonna come save someone too. I mean, it's. Whether they're ready or not. Yeah, you know. The lifeguard. I'm ready to be rescued now.

That's like, Trevor's gonna protect us no matter what. That's like Band of Pupools. What did he say? That did actually happen one time. What? The light, yeah. Please. We can't get into it now he said? That did actually happen one time. What? Yeah. Please. We can't get into it now.

Why? The lifeguard at the nude beach blew his whistle and shouted, I always come right away. Oh. Okay. Okay. The lifeguard at the nude beach blew his whistle and shouted, everything's so expensive nowadays.

That's just strange. Just a non-sexy. It's not sexy at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The lifeguard at the nude beach blew his whistle and shouted, I feel bad for your husband. Oh, that's nice. That's mean.

The lifeguard at the nude beach blew his whistle and shouted, look ma, no hands. OK. So he wasn't holding his whistle with his hand? That was mine. He was holding it with his penis? That was mine. That was mine. You're funny. I was pulling him with his penis. That was funny. That was funny. That was funny.

You're just admitting it before he even awards the points. You can clamp your penis around a whistle. I just thought, well my image was that he was jerking it while just wanted to direct everyone to the attention, to the fact that he was jerking it on the stage. So he actually was using his hands. But he was being kind of funny.

The way to get everyone's attention was to say, look I'm not. And then everyone. So he actually was using his hands. But he was being kind of funny. The way to get everyone to just say, look, I'm not. And then everyone looks and he goes, actually I am. And to involve his mother. There were a lot of levels and jumps you had to make, I understand. I think it's down to two for me. Either I feel bad for your husband,

or everything's so expensive nowadays. Nothing like inflation to get your rock card. I gotta go with everything's so expensive nowadays. That was a good one. She gets the red card. Thank you. Discard one and take two. Discard one, take two. Red card. Discard one and take two. Discard one, take two. Discard one. Take two. Oh, God. Okay, pass me the setup cards. Yes, dear. Thank you. Here you are. There you are, sweetie. Whenever I perform poorly in bed, I whisper this affirmation to myself. Whenever I perform poorly in bed, I whisper this affirmation to myself. Lauren, you knew right away.

I just have a feeling about the card. It's almost like tarot. Yeah, it's intuition. It's tarot. It's just like tarot. It's tarot. It's tarot. It's tarot. It's tarot.

It's actually tarot. It's tarot. Whenever I perform poorly in bed, I whisper this affirmation to myself. I'm kind of a slow learner. That's not nice. That is a nice affirmation though. That implies that eventually you'll get good at sex. Whenever I perform poorly in bed, I whisper this affirmation to myself. Ugh.

Already made two laughs. Wow. Wow. Oh, wow. She's now at the table. She thinks it's so funny. We gotta see it too. She is really LOLing over this. It's so dry. What? Ouch. What made you laugh? The noise? These aren't nice. No, they're not nice.

I agree. Well, people are very nice to themselves. When they perform poorly, what am I supposed to say? I'm amazing. Yeah, that's like... Thank you, Lauren. Delulu. Whenever I perform poorly, it was an affirmation to myself.

Here comes the choo-choo train. What? Okay. Here comes the choo choo train. What? Hmm. What? Okay. Okay. Whenever I perform poorly in bed, I whisper this affirmation to myself, unsubscribe. I mean, there's not even a question.

It's so dry. Oh. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.'s not even a question. It's so dry. Yes! Yes! Yes!

This is rigged. Pull up now, it's three. Sue has three. This shit is rigged. I have three. Wow. Paul has two and Lauren has one. I have zero.

All right, discard one and draw two. Discard one, draw two. Oh, I forgot to say before we started, if I lose this game, it's rigged. Oh, okay. And I forgot to say, if I lose, I'm going to harm myself. Oh, I forgot to say before we started, if I lose this game, it's rigged. Oh, okay. And I forgot to say, if I lose, I'm going to harm myself. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Harm, harm, harm. Harm, harm, oh, okay. I'm gonna harm myself to death. I'm gonna put myself with a pencil in my leg. As punishment. Is everybody ready? Yes. Yes. My therapist interrupted me to say,

my therapist interrupted me to say, Pissed. This one, I'm taking a chance on this one. Sue. I just, I just, you know. Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance. Waiting for Scoob, waiting for Lolo. That's all I have, honey.

Here comes Scott and now there's Lolo. Wait, how many blue cards are we supposed to be holding? Five. Five. Five. Five. I didn't even time? Yeah, no, yeah, okay, right. My therapist interrupted me to say,

this is why I don't leave the house. Oh, Zoom therapy. My therapist interrupted me to say, slay queen. Cute. Is that positive? Yeah. I would love to, yeah. My therapist interrupted me to say, Slay Queen! Cute. That's positive. No, that's great. Yeah. I would love to.

My therapist interrupted me to say, I'll have the loaded burrito. I don't even know. No. They were on the phone with the dry food. Your desk. Oh yeah, part of this game is you have to you have to figure out what the scenario is.

You have to fill out the scenario. You have to fill out the scenario. Come up with a character backstory. Yeah. My therapist interrupted me to say, blink for yes twice for now because maybe she's in trouble She was talking My therapist interrupted me to say the goal is to escape Some darkness dark undercurrents. Yeah, all right, cool up.

Slay Queen, let's keep it posse. Give me the key! Jess! Jess! Jess is on the board! Jess is on the board! Circle gets a square. Oh god, this game is never going to end.

I know, okay, ready? All right, discard one and- Oh, discard one, get two. Yeah. I've been doing that in my own time, just so everyone's aware. Multitasking, women are great at multitasking. So while they're reading, I'm able to get discard and- I've been doing that in my own time, just so everyone's aware. Women are great at multitasking. While they're reading, I'm able to get this card.

Yeah. So I'm actually all set with my five. I just got everything. Yep. The orgy organizers took one look at me and said, Obviously. Oh, I grabbed that. Obviously. The orgy organizers took one look at me and said... Okay, we're all passing our cards over. Oh my god. I've definitely done some wrong things.

This is definitely the most tense part of the game, is everyone's wondering, did I pass the correct card? And dropping cards. And Jess dropped all the cards. Well, she's excited because she's won. Yes, she has one card in front of her and now she's... Okay. Okay.

All right. The orgy organizers took one look at me and said, your hose has a kink in it. Right? Right? Right? That's funny. The orgy organizers took one look at me and said, amazing what you can do with some YouTube videos in a can of WD-40.

Oh, okay. That's very specific. Interesting. Very specific. Very specific, very long. Yeah. Honestly, it's a lot of text on the page. Yeah.

The org-y organizers took one look at me and said, wipe that smile off your face. Oh. Okay. There's the churn. The org-y organizers took one look at me and said, hello, guvna. Okay.

The orgy organizers took one look at me and said, this is a one-time deal. I'm gonna go with your hose has a kink in it. That's me. Wow. Sue Chen. Hose to the lead. I knew right away.

Hose to the lead, right away. That was a no-brainer, as they say in the biz. Just so we know, if Sue gets another point, she is the winner. I'm so not sure. This game cries to us. This Plumber Sunday School Teacher is the winner of the dirtiest game.

Discard one and take two, my dears. All right, we're all discarding. The plumber took one look at my toilet. The plumber! The toilet! The plumber took one look at my toilet. The plumber took one look at my toilet. Sighed and said. The plumber took one look at my toilet. Sighed and said.

I'm gonna fuck the toilet. This one is a no-brainer. That's what she said. Fuck that toilet. Can we add a card that says I'm going to fuck that toilet for third edition? I think we're making the third edition here. Yeah. Okay.

We are the writers. All right. We're all in. We're all in. The plumber took one look at my toilet side and said, the cream rises to the top. Thank you. Thank you. The plumber took one look at my toilet side and said,

time for the money shot. Oh. The plumber took one look at my toilet side and said, I'm gonna be so sore in the morning. What? What is that? He's gonna take my toilet? There's so much shit that he has to, okay, got it,

got it, got it, got it. The plumber took one look at my toilet side and said, there will be blood. Ew. Ew! There's the dirt that's in the movie. Starring me. Starring me. Dirt.

It got dirt. The plumber took one look at my toilet side and said, take a picture. It'll last. Wait, what? These are really efficient. Are these real? License revoked.

Did your plumber really do this? Are these based on actual stories? I'm between two right now. Do you want to know which ones? I do. I'm between the cream rises to the top and there will be blood because it's starring Paul. That's right.

I do think the cream is funnier. Yeah! And Suchin has won the game. That's what she said. That's what she did! $10,000! Alright everyone, get the $6,000 from the middle of the table. Congratulations!

I'm not actually going to do that. I'm not putting my money in. I was just kidding. I'm not really doing that. I'm not really doing that. I guess it's $5,000 and then send it. I also put in a board ape. A board ape? a board ape. Oh, no. Yeah. Put in my board. A board ape. A very board ape. And the NFT. Oh, the new college in the United States.

My board ape. Wow. Well, guys, I put a board. That was really linger on that. Who won? Really? Yeah. Such a fact of At the Cart, At At the Cart. Can you imagine Sue winning this game? Never in my life. No. But that's what happens.

No, I don't think I've ever even really done one of these. Yeah. Done one of these what? A game? A game? You've never played a game before? Well, not with people. What?

Outside of like my kids. You're just playing solitaire? And my family. Well, not with people. What? Outside of my kids. You're just playing solitaire? And my family, well, that too. Wow. This is so beautiful though. I'm glad we were on this. I just wanted to linger on it for a bit.

Congrats Sue. Do you want to make a speech? Yeah, you should do a speech. Speech, speech, speech. More words. I've never done one of these before. That's what she said. Yay! Let's play again. More words. I've never done one of these before. That's what she said. That's what she said.

Yay! Let's play again. All right. Congrats to Sue for winning. If you want to play again, we're going to turn the recorder off and really get filthy. Now it's going to be sick. We're going to make our own cards. God, Joe, they're fun.

All right. Thanks for tuning into our special game night episode. Find That's What She Said, second edition at target.com and at Amazon. Bye everyone, hope you enjoyed this. Hi everyone, Gloria Riviera here, and we are back for another season of No One Is Coming to Save Us, a podcast about America's childcare crisis.

This season, we're delving deep into five critical issues facing our country through the lens of child care, poverty, mental health, housing, climate change, and the public school system. By exploring these connections, we aim to highlight that child care is not an isolated issue, but one that influences all facets of American life. Season four of No One is Coming to Save Us is out now wherever you get your podcasts.

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