Threedom - Do Da Doobie Bwuddas

Episode Date: October 3, 2024

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in high-risk patients. The Coligard test is available by prescription only. I realized it was too loud so I turned it down a little bit. I thought it was okay. Freedom! You ready for this? Yep. Here it comes. Freedom! Freedom is a song about a freedom. Oh, this is nice.

Lauren can only sing today. We gave her the 24 hour challenge. Curse challenge. What challenge? The curse challenge. Can you be cursed for 24 hours? For 24 hours. God, I wish. I take it for a month. I take it. Get all my headshots. Hey, welcome to Freedom again. I know we don't always introduce ourselves, but I'm Scott. No, we don't. And I'm Paul. I'm Lauren, but I think we do. We don't always. Definitely didn't last episode.

We didn't. It's true. No, we didn't. No. Lauren, you're being contrary and ornery. I think we did. Who's that character now? This looks just like, well, it's like a... The voice went away immediately. Well I'm not doing it anymore.

That explains that. He's like a frog who sings. He's like a frog who sings. He's like a frog who goes all doobie doobie doobie. He's like a frog who goes all doobie doobie doobie. Hi everyone. Frogs are pretty great. Frogs, I mean, I was attacked by them of course. I've told you the story.

On my paper route, I was attacked by hundreds of frogs that just covered the entire sidewalk and jumped out at me. And then I've been attacked by a frog who was on a doorbell when we went up to that national park that jumped on me twice when I ran into the doorbell. Animals want to harm you. I watched a super cut of little tiny frogs jumping on children and the children losing their fucking minds.

It's terrible. It is terrible. And I feel for those kids. Why do you say frogs are great then? If we don't like them jumping on us. I like bigger frogs. I don't like those little guys. Yeah.

The frog, by the way, jumped on my doorbell ringing finger was a tiny, tiny frog. He's a little guy. He did two days in a row. That's cute. I don't think it's cute. I don't know what season it is,

but I guess it's the time when it happens because we have a bunch of baby lizards around us. When it happens. We do have a bunch around ours as well. It's pretty cute. By the way, I realized something about myself recently is that I will say hi to any living creature when I go outside.

Any living, any living. Around our house. Even bugs? Aw. No, I won't say hi to a bug. They're not alive. Therefore, they're not alive. But lizards, birds, I'll say hi.

Yeah. Hi. Hey, buddy. Hey, guys. Yeah. Hi, they're not alive. But lizards, birds, I'll say hi. Yeah. Hi. Hey, buddy. Yeah. Hi guys. But she gives up too. Well, I don't ask them questions. Did I tell you when our nephew, one year when our nephew came to town, he had a list of wildlife that he wanted to see. He had like a list of 20 things and he was like, and he was like expecting us to count them down like I knew where they all were. Like, oh. Two can? Where is it?

Two can? Yeah. Sure half. Three of them make a six pack. Two? Oh, Jesus. This is a jungle cruise joke that my brother, when he was a jungle cruise tour,

the guide was forbidden from saying. What? Because it's too provocative. A six pack implies beer. Well, it's a pretty good one. So I feel like they should have let it be. Because you remember with soda, you would say six cans of soda.

You would never say six packs. Six pack. Grab me a six pack of soda. Would you say grab me a six pack of Coke at a time? Was that it? No, you'd probably say grab me a box of Coke. Yeah, grab me a box. Remember when Coke at a time? Was that it? No, you'd probably say, grab me a box of Coke. Yeah, grab me a box. Remember when Coke came in boxes?

The boxes were so wet. The Coke moms. But they were so wet. I believe in a thing called love. Don't do anything with my heart. There's a chance we can make it up. It's so different. Perfect. Perfect. And what instrument was that?

That's a trumpet. Callback. Obviously. Wait, what were we going to look up? We were going to have an answer for people for something. I don't know. I decided that. But I was going to something you were talking about in our three meme episode made me think

of something that I- Just yesterday. Did you just hear a big boom? Or is that just in my head? Do I see a big boom? Did you hear like a firework or something? No cuckoo brain. This is the echo from that circus firework.

Yeah, like oh. Go get in a straight jacket. Okay. You're out of your mind. I have to get in it myself? Yes. Did you see that, this is a while ago now, but of course James Carville is like,

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. He's got a nice rubber room somewhere. We were doing James Carville impressions on the road. I don't know who that is. He is a political consultant who famously was in the War Room documentary, but even more famously like married a. And they were like, we make it work. Do it. We make it work. We make it work. We make it work. Anyway, I saw him. I saw him on the news. This is when right before Biden's debate with Trump, where he was like.

So Trump will come out and he'll say, well, you're too old. And then what Biden should say is, well, you need a flea collar. And that'll be the end of that. And then they can move on to the issue. You know what? I came close because Biden didn't say you have the morals of an alley cat. So not far off. Not far off.

The morals of an alley cat. Can I put this in my own words? Yes, you have the morals of an alley cat. I put it in my own words. Here's the deal. Make it my own. That's not a good insult. Here's the deal.

It's not a good insult. Not good. Basically, what does that mean? I mean, like you'll like, you just want to survive. Well, I guess an hive. No, an alley cat will fuck anything. Oh, god. In an alley.

An alley cat has very few morals. Yeah, thou shalt not kill. A house cat. Doesn't matter to an alley cat. Strong morals. House cat, strong code of ethics. Yeah. But we, yeah not. House cat does not do an alley cat. Strong, strong code of ethics. Yeah. But we, yeah.

Cause Brett got a text from him or something. Yeah. The one, the political, all the political texts were at their height. It was Brett. I'm fucking steamed. It wasn't. I'm fucking steamed. Yeah, it was.

It was. I'm fucking steamed. It was like, but it was like, you know, griefed out to make it acceptable. Wow. Brett, I'm fucking steamed. It was, but it was like, you know, griefed out to make it acceptable. Wow. Brian, I'm fucking steamed. I'm fucking steamed here. That's good.

It is good. That's good. That's good. I need more swearing from my politicians, honestly. Get this fucking guy out of here. Let's say stuff like that. We were watching the DNC and when Kamala was accepting the nomination,

there was like, we started talking like, where's she cursed? She did it in that other like more casual setting. That's right, in the clip. I know like Trump would curse in some of his speeches, you know, and say shit and all that kind of thing. It kind of reminds, it's such a taboo thing where that would be something where someone,

back in the day, wouldn't vote for someone if they ever heard them say shit. Well, it wasn't, I mean, it's the same as like the Obama wearing a tan suit to his conscious. But now it reminded me of when my father said shit for the first time in front of me. And I was like, and he just casually just said it of like, oh yeah, all this bullshit.

And I was like in my head going, not you. No. You say that word? Cursing is everywhere now. It is. It's so wild. Honestly, it was on a bottle. Was I talking about this?

I got this bottle of like a stain remover and it says like shit happens on it, but it's all like, it's the same like wing dings. So you were cleaning shit off of what? I'm like shit happens? Why are we having fun with this? Why is this supposed to, who, a grandma might be buying this, a child might be buying this, why does it say shit happens?

Yeah, by the way, we shouldn't be having fun while we clean shit. I mean, I just don't really need a business to swear as part of the, I don't care, it's fine, obviously I swear constantly, but I just don't really need that as part of like the name of something. I don't need businesses to be casual with everything.

It started when ATM started saying instead of withdrawal, get cash. Yeah. Now it started there and it was a slippery slope. That was the slippery slope. And now we have- We never should have tolerated that. Yes. And now on the door when you are at a hotel and you hang up the privacy please, now they're

all saying stuff like, to sleep, or chance to dream. Yes. Or it's like- I don't or it's like, getting some shut eye. I like on a hotel where both sides say do not disturb, where it's like, there's not an option for people. Oh my God, the other ones. Never come in here. But I always have to check. Now, because some of them are like,

maid please on one side. Maid please. Maid please. Maid please. Maid please. While I'm in here. Maid please no. I'll leave the door ajar. Maid please. Maid please. Maid please. Maid please. While I'm in here. On the other side, maid please no. I'll leave the door ajar.

Maid tell me a story. Maid please. By the way, when we were on tour, I was in the hotel room. And this is a by the way. This is a by the way. This is my famous segment by the way. By the way, it was Scott Arkham.

Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott. The door next to me was open to the hotel room all night. It was open when I went to bed and then I woke up and it was still open. And I was like, this is a strange thing. I've never seen it. There was probably just airing it out from a murder.

Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, keep the door cracked. One of the hotels, there was a pillow on the floor in front of the like extra linens or whatever for the staff. Right. And it was there for, I think two days, two entire days. Two days, that's two days too long.

It was like somebody got kicked out of that room. Yeah. Strange. You could sleep on the floor. Yeah. Here's what I was gonna say though, in regards to the- Henry? In regards to Henry, yeah. In regards to the subject that came up on our previous three minutes.

Yes, please. So I've, I noticed yesterday, I did this thing to a friend and I was like, I gotta stop doing this. I wanted to bring it up to you guys, which is- What did you do? A friend of mine started telling the story of a different acquaintance of mine

and how they were slighted by this acquaintance, right? And I started making excuses for the other person going like, well, maybe they meant this, maybe they meant that instead of just like listening and going, oh, that sucks. Yeah. I think you do that sometimes. Who, me? Yeah.

When you said that sounded familiar. Can you think of an example? Well, me? Yeah. When you said that sounded familiar. Can you think of an example? Well, me shit talking and you going, well, I don't know about that or whatever. Wait, you shit talking and I make excuses for you? No, like you were, it's kind, I think it's nice. But I'm saying it's like you're more likely

to assume the best of the other person which is nice That's not a bad quality. Yes, but I do think you do do that, but I should just go like, oh, yeah that sucks Sometimes but I mean sometimes it's fair to defend the person that's being talked about Yes, I think it's like if you if you know the person well that they're talking about And they're saying something that they're illustrating behavior that surprises you. I think it's okay to say, wow, that's really wild. I wonder what was going on or something like that. Yeah. But for the most part, yeah, I finally have learned that lesson of to just listen and say,

that really sucks. And I'm sorry that that happened to you. Yeah. You know, but I wasn't like someone died or anything. Most of the stuff I'm talking about is super light and unnecessary for me to even say. So it makes sense for you to say, okay, I don't know about that or whatever. I'm not usually telling you some like,

this person hurt my feelings. Well, you gossip a lot. I think I gossip as much as both of you. Right in there. We have an equal amount. We have a perfect amount because we all like it just the same. I think I gossip as much as both of you. That's true. Right in there. We have an equal amount. We have a perfect amount because we all like it just the same. Unfortunately, now we know all the same gossip.

I know. We don't have anything from each other. I know. Yeah. I mean, you gave me two new pieces. One about one of the most famous people in the world. That was not real. It's not real?

Well, I don't know for sure. If you find out something's not real, you also have to share that. I told you that in the moment my friend texted and said she knows one of those people and said that's not true. No, you never told me that. I did. I don't think so. Well, I texted Coolop that at least.

Oh, okay. I never heard this. Are we talking about the same thing? Yeah. I think so. Yeah. I mean, that's out by the way. It's out?

Yeah, everyone's talking about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. They all? Yeah, everyone's talking about it. Whoa. They all read Doughboy's subreddit. But right now you're my primary source for gossip. I love to deliver it. Your primary source for gossip. I don't have anything right now, but I could by tomorrow. Please contact me.

We're going to be in the UK soon. I need some American gossip. I know. Oh, I miss American gossip. Hopefully something good will happen. It's going to be in the UK soon. I need some American gossip. Oh yeah. Hopefully something good will happen. It's going to be you when you come back. Oh, I miss it. We were gone for three days. I miss American gossip. With the slang terms. I was in the lift. I just thought. I'm sick of hearing about John Major. John Major? Yeah, I remember John Major. He was the prime minister for a while. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah,, I remember. Who's that? I remember John Major. He was the prime minister for a while.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy from Traders? I think he was the guy right after Margaret Thatcher. I thought you had Jonathan Majors. But wait, I have a question. Because that's American. Jonathan Taylor Major?

So with your friend that was talking to you about this acquaintance, did you just realize later, oh, I should have just said, that sucks? Or did you talk about it and then come to this? I just realized, after my friend left, I was like, oh, you know what? I should have just like accepted that and said like that sucks because it was just an acquaintance anyway. So what do I give a shit about? But I did see the other side of of how I did see. I did see a misinterpretation. Yeah. But at the same time, then he gave another example and I was like, oh, yeah. Well that just sucks

Okay, and there's also this thing of if the topic at you know, yeah at hand is Something very damning about that person and you go like, oh, maybe that's not true. No a damming thing I think you have to be like, yeah. Oh Okay. Yeah. Oh, well, if you know, it's not true. You have to be like, oh, okay. Yeah, you have to say something. Oh, well, if you know it's not true, you have to say it's not true. No, but I'm saying if you're like, they would never do that or something and you don't know that they didn't do it.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But sometimes people will do that. Like, Paul's eyes are darting along with it. But if it's like you're saying someone, oh, someone did this terrible thing, oh, no, there's no way, that's just, he's such a good guy.

We're all capable of the worst. Anyone is capable of the worst. Scary, scary stuff. It is scary. The human mind is a dangerous dark place. Even more dangerous. That's right. And this show is all about a glimpse inside.

Three demented people. This show is all about glimpse inside. And if you don't think it is, go to hell. I don't think we tell enough people to go to hell. On this show, we should be. It's a really funny thing to say. Go to hell. I remember my childhood neighbor who

And stay there. Sent the Christmas cards and said, go to hell to everybody in the neighborhood. Oh, it's the best. Oh, that's right. It makes me wanna do that. Is this the person who showed up at your house one day? Yes.

Yeah. Did we ever get their name? They were mentally ill. No, I didn't say their name, but it was, you know, a big deal when we got that Go To Hell Christmas card. A beautiful Christmas card. You open it up, it says Go To Hell. I love these.

And everyone got one. I mean, I love that. We should start, we should sell three of them Go To Hell cards. Yeah. Greeting cards. That lady doesn't have a copyright on that. All right, I'm gonna-

She's no longer with us. I'm gonna make a note of this. I think. It would be surprising if she were. I'm gonna make a note of this. Merch idea, freedom, go to hell. Go to hell.

Christmas cards. Christmas cards. And on the inside, they just say go to hell, right? Yeah. If you wanna add anything else, that's up to you. Personally, me, I would leave it at go to hell. I think I remember what it looked like. I think that it was a green, forest green,

Christmas green with a gold wreath on the, Should we? But it doesn't need to be exactly that. Well, it should have a pretty picture on them. Well, shouldn't it have like a picture that fools you on the front? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it should be, it should be,

Mary and Joyous, and then you open it up. Mary and Joyous. Mary and Joseph. the carpenter, his name was joyous. And then you open it up and it's simpler. Does it say go to hell? And then at, at the bottom says sincerely three to no, or just nothing. Just go to hell. Okay. And then we have some freedom, freedom on the back. That's right. Like my tattoo. And the card should say, the giver believes the card. We settled this. We settled this. This is going to be great.

We have time to make these, right? Kinship goods. Let's go. We saw a lot of freedom shirts on tour, by the way. I saw one that was bootleg. Yes, that's right. Someone made some bootleg ones. And that was really fun. We executed them on site. I was actually proud that we had a bootleg shirt.

I know, it just made you feel like you've arrived. But hey, yeah. I like these guys. Hey. Not that much. Do you think anyone's shown up and made rerun style from what's happening, like bootleg copies of our shirts? Yeah, for sure. And then we just released them.

They put a tape recorder under their coat. And they're trying to record it. And then dance and it falls out. That recording would have been so bad. Yeah. And the band, by the way, pointed to it. Was he in the front row, I guess? And they were like... Yeah.

He was in the very front. Okay, so on the show, what's happening? Have you never seen this? I don't know what you're talking about. On the show, what's happening? I know the show, what's happening. Okay. So they do it all... Show what's happening. Have you never seen this? I don't know what you're talking about. On the show. I know the show what's happening. Okay.

So they did all. Rararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar of bootlegging concerts and the Doobie brothers appeared on it and talked about how uncool it was because Rerun went to the show, snuck a tape recorder under his trench coat. I think it was like, this was the only way that we're gonna get to see the Doobie brothers is if they agreed to do this. Oh, okay.

And the Doobie brothers of course were playing the diner where they always go. So in my mind, it was at a concert hall, but that couldn't be possible. It was not. That. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. why you can't do that. Yeah, because I guess it was the most pressing issue of the day. And they felt like we need to dedicate a whole episode to the Doobie Brothers. Doobie Brothers. It probably was. Is this the title to the Doobie Brothers? It probably was. Doobie Brothers.

I remember Jeff Skunk Baxter pointing at that tape. Was Michael McDonald involved in this? I honestly can't remember. He must have been right. I had to look this up. It would be weird if he wasn't. Minute by minute by minute.

He wasn't always with the Tooby Brothers. I'll be holding on. I'll be holding on. And then of course. This is a two part episode. Huh? A two part episode about bootlegging. First half's fun, second half's cracking down the load.

Yeah. I remember Raj saying, this is Roger Thomas, which doobie youobie? He's talking with his two brothers on the phone. Which doobie youobie? Which doobie youobie? This is good, Roger. Still pretty funny.

That's funny. Which doobie youobie? I was just reading Holly an old golden book from my childhood last night. And it reminds me of that, because I think it probably came out the same year as that show. Oh really? I would assume. It's old and it's me of that, because I think it probably came out the same year as that show. Oh really?

I would assume. It's old and it's about the holidays and that when I open these books, these old kids books, there's so many words. It's like every page is like paragraphs. I started editing. I edit. Oh, I edit.

Oh, I edit. Oh, I edit. I edit when they started mentioning Jesus too, randomly when talking about Jesus. We have an Easter book. Not random, I guess. That I was When we talk about we have an Easter book, not randomly, I got that. I read them. We have an Easter book. I would just say Jesus. But yeah, I had to.

She picked such a long one last night and I opened it up as like paragraphs on every page. I was just like, OK, what's important here? I just think the people who write these ball is red. Need to know that we don't want to read a lot. We don't want to read a whole lot. Especially when I have to read a stack of them. Yeah. I can't be sitting here reading paragraphs

of a paragraph. It's a three books a night. I am looking forward to, I remember when I was a kid, it was like, okay, you'd have a big book, like the Wizard, one of the Wizard of Oz books, and you would read a chapter or, you know, half a chapter or something like that. But it wasn't expected to wrap up that night. Right. I look forward to that time.

I think it'll be fun to read a story that is continuing in that sense. I'm trying to remember the books I read. How old do you remember reading? Like how far back can you go? They tell me I was three when I was here. I learned to read. I remembered you remember, not they tell you. I remember reading Wizard of Oz in kindergarten behind a trash can while they did other more

elementary readings. I remember reading Cat in the Hat in kindergarten. Yes, I learned, I remember the day I was frustrated. I turned four and on my birthday, the story goes, I was in my brother's room on the top bunk, throwing all the books onto the floor from the top bunk, crying because I couldn't read them yet. And he learned to read when he was four

and I was four now and I don't know how to read. Oh wow. And then I quickly learned to read. Of course. I remember reading the Grover, there's a monster at the end of this book, probably around four. And I remember like, are you my mother? I remember reading the Grover, you know, there's a monster at the end of this book, probably around four. And I remember like, are you my mother?

I remember the classics, the giving tree, which we famously reenacted in Toronto. Perfectly. Perfectly. Perfectly. All right, we have to take a break. I think there's a reason they call it a health journey, right? It's because these things take time and any program you're on should not be selling some one-size-fits-all fix to all your nutritional questions.

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And we're back. I picked up my lotion. Or else you get the hose again. Here's the Doobie brothers. Here's the Doobie brothers. I'm going to cut to the end of this. Bow. Bow. Let's cut to the end of this. Yeah, see, I don't think Michael McDonald is in this era of the Doobie Brothers.

Maybe he is? Alright, so this guy sings for a while. Alright, so this guy sings for a while All right, I'm gonna cut to now this with the Doobie Brothers drummer is gonging with a fiery yes This is insanity. I thought you guys were our friends. How could you guys do this to us? Okay, that is Michael McDonald I'm sorry. How could you guys do this to us? We were forced. A guy gave us the recorder, money, and great seats. He really twisted your arm. You gonna go to jail?

All right. Hey! We're gonna go to jail? Wouldn't that be funny if the Doobie Brothers did a citizen's arrest and then brought them to the jail? We'd like to press charges. Hi, we're the Doobie Brothers. Can't you just take the tape? No, you're going to jail.

We thought you were our friends. We expect this. How dare you do this from our enemies. I guess I'd be psyched if the Doobie Brothers said that to me, I'd be like, oh, we're friends. But then you would have learned that you just ruined it. Yeah. I guess it's easy to say then.

I thought we were friends. I do love you. Were we friends? Not Yeah. I guess it's easy to say then. I thought we were friends. I do love you. Yeah, yeah. Were we friends? Not now. Yeah, we never have to hang out after this. The little girl who loves Michael McDonald. Dee.

Is that her name? Yeah. Oh, I love her. She was a barbed-tongued roaster surprise. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm talking about someone different. Who the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about the recent girl. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm talking about someone different. Who the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about the recent girl. Oh, that girl from life.

From life, yes. From real life where she's probably 12 and she heard a Michael McDonald song and said, this is the most beautiful voice I've ever heard in my life. And she assumed it was like a young handsome man. Oh, I've seen some videos videos like they go to a concert. And so she so her dad waited until the day of the show and then found like an eight dollar to eight dollar tickets.

Because that was all he could really afford. And he bought two tickets and surprised her on the way to the concert, saying, we're going to see Michael McDonald. Did he ever tell her beforehand what Michael McDonald looked like? I don't think so. Oh. Yeah, that's kind of crazy.

But then he filmed her going nuts for Michael McDonald and going like, I love you. And then he passed by her seat on the way backstage or something and she's like, Michael, Michael, I love you. And then this went viral. And so like CBS this morning or something like that, then put Michael McDonald in touch with her. And he said, I want you to come to a show.

Come to a show, little girl. Come to a show. Go backstage now. So nice. That's so cute. I just love that she loves him so much. I know. It's great.

It's adorable. We should all have such fans. I just love that she loves him so much. I know, it's great. It's adorable. We should all have such fans. I know. When we get older. We have a lot of nice young fans. We have a lot of nice young fans. We saw a lot of families.

We do. Oh, there's a, I got a shout out to this little boy who, what town was it? I saw this kid in the audience who's wearing a fucking top hat. Oh yeah, he's a fan of yours, right? I was so excited and then I talked to him and it was really like, oh, this is me. This kid is absolutely me.

It me. It me. It me though. Yeah. Yeah, no, we saw a lot of people of like two generations and I was kind of expecting the younger generation to be like, oh, my dad forced me to come or something like that. But usually it was the younger generation was

the bigger fan and the older people were like, oh, we got this for their birthday or something like that. You know, or the older fan introduced the younger fan. They both love it equally. And they're like, this is the one thing that we bonded over. That's so cute. We don't get along. I hate my son. He ruined my life. I was going to be a big rock star. I love my curvy wife.

Podcast recommendation. Jamie Loftus, who always does great journalistic podcasts that are also very entertaining, is doing a series right now, it might be finished by the time this comes out, but it'll still be available to listen to, called 16th Minute, and it's about internet, like viral sensations and what happened after. Oh, that's a cute name.

Yes, yes, yes, and it's really, it's great. These are not like milkshake ducks. These are like just people who were... My milkshake duck got the boys to the yard. By the way, this is just breaking. A former county official in Las Vegas was found guilty of murdering a reporter who wrote articles critical of him. What? Why are you telling us this? Why is that breaking news? I'm just saying, don't write critical articles. That is so crazy. Oh my God, how many critical articles have I written? That's insane.

I wrote five last week. I never thought I had to think about this. No, that's crazy. Who did I criticize? Who did I criticize? Who did I criticize? Who did I criticize? Who did I criticize?

Who did I criticize? Who did I criticize? Who did I criticize? Who did I criticize? Who did I criticize? Who did I criticize? Who did I criticize? I criticized someone verbally. That is the thinnest skin possible. I don't like being critiqued. I'm going to murder this guy. Well then contrast that to a story that was out yesterday about Deon Sanders where the New York Times was trying to say like, Deon Sanders won't answer questions from a reporter. He needs to have thicker skin than this.

Who's interviewing Dion Sanders because he's coaching now, uh, like a high school team or something. I could be getting all of these. I don't give a shit. So I'm getting all of the stuff wrong. I'm sure, because I don't care about the story, but I just, I just found it funny. Like reporters who say like, people need to answer our questions. No, no one needs to. What is the point of interviewing coaches just to get sports people mad? That's all it ever does. That's all it ever is. And that's why the NFL forces

everyone to do these interviews is because they know it makes everyone more famous and generates more controversy. Yes. It's just like anytime. Can't people just watch the game and enjoy that? Can't people just know that the game is happening and not even look at it? and enjoy that. Can't people just know that the game is happening and not even look at it? I think that's better. Right? I always think- Let's acknowledge sports are a thing and we don't have to watch it anymore. Yes. Exactly. All the sports have been played at this point. Stop going to movies. And one team loses and one team wins. Yeah. The outcome is the same every time except soccer. Let's do this. That's true. Let's make hockey. Let's better the odds for sports.

I think so. Where one point you win three quarters of the time. Every team gets to win like 75 percent of the time. OK, can you go by that again? Can you go by that again? You go see it. You go see a baseball game, right? Looks so happy. You go see a baseball game, right? You look so happy with yourself. You go see a baseball game.

Think of my dad. 50% of the players are gonna lose. That feels bad. Let's make 75% of the people win. So, okay. You say 50% of the players. Do you mean across the two teams? Yes.

Okay. I don't get it. 25% of teams? Yes. Okay. I don't get it. 25% of one team loses. Right. And 25% of the other team loses. Okay. But 75% of each team gets to win. Okay and so.

You get to win. So at the end of the game. Why are you rifling through your purse like you're looking for your car keys? No! Oh my god she's got mace! Why? Lauren. I just wanted a little eye drop.

Is that so wrong? That's not wrong. Wait what the fuck was I looking for? I was looking for a car key. I was looking for a car key. I was looking for your car keys. Oh my God, she's got me. Ah! Why? Ah, Lauren. I just wanted a little eye drop. Is that so wrong? Wait, what the fuck was I looking up? Oh, hockey games. Can hockey games end in a tie?

You were just looking up hockey games? Yeah. Why? Cause you were reminded of sports? Yeah. So you're looking up what? Can hockey games end in a tie? Can hockey games end in a tie? Can hockey games end in a tie?

Can they? Oh my God, stop giving me the fucking AI thing first. Jesus Christ. They need to stop that. Yes, they can. Oh, that's five minutes, sudden death over time period. I think I've said that I like that thing, that AI thing. I don't think I like that.

I like it a little, but I don't like it to be my main thing every time. I want to, I want to keep the main thing, the main thing. I want to scroll down a little to get to that AI. I'm doing a bachelor reference that you don't seem to get anymore. Keep the main thing the main thing? Yeah. I have only seen a few episodes this season

and I haven't watched the last few seasons. You gotta watch the last few seasons. I watched it because I did Arden's podcast and so I had to catch up on a few. I should watch the finale because now I care a bit. This is already so old, but I just wanna say about this guy who says keep the main thing. The main thing is he's a guy who has obviously

coasted on his looks for so long. Which one is it? This is the guy who cannot, can barely talk. Yeah. The one who kissed her at the radio station? Yes. Yes. And he's a guy who's just coasted on his looks for so long

and has never had. So she's literally saying, what do you like about me? She literally is like, just tell me one thing. And he's like, love is, it's. I wanted that ferocious love and you had the ferocious love. She's like, what is one thing about me that you like? What do you like about me? And then he kisses her like.

He's like, I'm in love with you. It was like, honestly scary. That's terrifying. What does keep the main thing, the main thing mean? He just said that all the time. What does that mean? This is a reality recap, yeah. I think he would say it of like,

well, you know, I'm not gonna let that distract me. I'm gonna keep the main thing the main thing. Okay. That didn't clear anything up for me. I don't need to hear him speak more. But I accept your explanation. But that's the thing is he doesn't have to ever speak because he just shows up in a room and is like,

hey, do you wanna fuck? I just couldn't believe that that, I couldn't believe she wasn't telling him to fuck off with the conversation they were having. Cause it was so crazy about it. But then I learned by doing the podcast that she was into him. And I was like,

Well, I think anyone is into anyone that hot. That person talking to me, would hear me say, you are very, very dumb. Yes. But you can't understand basic questions. I'm just saying to her credit, She's great.

The last three that she picked, Cool Up looked at me and said, these all seem like normal people. They are. I was like, she weeded them out. She did. She weeded out all the weirdos. She was questioning him properly.

I just was more like, I would be telling him to get away from you. Is this regular or golden? Regular. Golden is coming back in September. I don't want him properly. I just was more like, I would be telling him to get away from me. Is this regular or golden? Regular. Golden is coming back in September. I don't want either of them. Golden's going to be a woman this time. I heard. I'm excited about that.

The Golden Bachelor is a woman? Is she going to be from the Golden Bachelor? Yes. Okay. So they're keeping that formula. They can't stop with this stuff. Why should they? Why should they?

Paul, you should go on the Golden Bachelor. How dare you? Why? It's Paul, you should go on the Golden Bachelor. How dare you? Why? It's honestly, it is weird when we- Just for your second family. The Golden Second Family. The dumbest bigamist. Because there's like a wide age range that's like allowed, but like it would be insane for you to be on.

You know what I mean? Like, it's so weird with age. It's so weird with age. I got very depressed when I- Same. When I, oh, there's more, yes. When I realized I was watching the real world one day and I realized I now had aged out of being able to apply.

Because they were like, if you're 18, between 18 and 25 and I went went oh, I'm 26. Oh I'm too old for MTV now and I was only 26 and I still felt young I remember I would be an old maid on the Bachelor By the way, yes the words old maid were spoken in that movie. Oh, yeah, it's been cleared up. It's been cleared up You're a fucking old man. Now this is the problem. Because you're a fucking old man, you piss pay. He never says it.

James Stewart never says it. James. You know, he's thinking it. Well, of course, he's thinking. Well, he's been told. He's already been told. I don't know what I've been told. Little Miss Barry's growing old. Wow. As of age, she's very old.

The songs we're willing to sing go down to army chants. Army chants. One, two, three, four. Wait, what the fuck are we talking about? Some hockey game you want to talk about. No, that was so fucking cool. We were talking about the Golden Bats. What is the, oh, I remember when I aged out of the Target demo.

Yeah, the 18 to 49. Oh, 18 to 34 or something. And I was like, oh, now I do not matter at all. Nobody cares about me. Yeah. I used to hate it when the network used to say, the demo. Oh, you know, we need to appeal to the demo. But you know, isn't everybody watching TV these days? That's the thing.

It's not really a number anymore. And also people above 49 spend more money than. Yes. It's so true. I know like retirees are on a budget and all that kind of stuff. And that's why they don't care about making ads for them. But I do think above 49 are the people buying like expensive cars. You know what spends like crazy? People in hospice. Yeah.

They're like, can I take it with you? Some of us will be surrounded by one of those cyber trucks. Yeah. Would you, one of those cyber trucks. Yeah. Paul, you do not have children. No. Oh. Why, no, I have children. No. Oh, okay.

Why, no, I don't. Would you like to spend all of your money? No, I don't have kids. Would you like to spend all of your money by the time you die? Do you have plans to give it away? Am I in your will? If I could, ugh.

Oh my God. If I could time it to the moment. The moment, yeah. Where it's like, I'm officially out of money and life. That would be great. Could you like, on your deathbed. I just spent my last dollar. On your deathbed, could you like,

there be some eBay auction that you're trying to win? Can you imagine? That would be great. But would you want to give it away to others or spend it? It's fine, either way it's fine. Cause I guess it depends how much I have. I'll take it. I would like to live on it.

It should be yours. I do not want to outlive my money. No, that would be bad. I had to think about it. That's always the fear. It's always the fear. Yeah. It's always the fear.

It's a tough one. Yeah. It's really tough going through that because I do the budget for my mom and stuff like that, you know. You're a good son. It's a tough one. Just like, you know, how long everyone's living now

and when people retire and the choices they make of how, you know. Do you ever do stuff like to get revenge or it's like, well, we don't have money for that. So you can't have that. All the time. You can't have Hulu. I want new shoes.

You can't have a cookie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No cookies. New shoes? No. You can't have a cookie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No cookies. New shoes? No. The shoes you have are perfectly fine. Yes.

The lady shoes that I bought for you because you have narrow feet. Oh, I heard a great story. I heard a great- I told this is one of our earliest freedom stories. I don't remember. I heard a great- The sharky shoes. Oh yeah.

You remember the sharkies? I do. You do? But I didn't call them lady shoes. They were, the sharkies were the females and the jaws were the males. The sharkies were the females and the jaws were the males. What were you gonna say?

I was gonna say, I heard a great story from Laura Kraft, whose parents were both immigrants and grew up like, well, they wanted to assimilate when they got to America, like as much as possible and the kids to be so you know the common experience that a lot of people have is you know I want these these sneakers because everybody's wearing them and the mom going like no the sneakers you have her fine or you have a shitty version and her experience was the opposite where she would say,

mom, all the girls at school are wearing guest jeans. And then the mom would be like, get the keys, we're going shopping. Oh, that's so cute. Because like, we want you to fit in. Oh, we want you to fit in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's very sweet.

Yeah, and I loved it. Yeah, that's nice. That's very thoughtful of her mom. That's so nice. Well, speaking of thoughtful, I'm very thoughtful to the listeners because we have to take a break for them so they can stop listening to our voices.

I'm full of that thought. For a minute. Okay. And listen to us talk about ads for a little bit. Yeah, listen to us in a different way. We're going to talk about ads. Yeah. What we talk about when we talk about ads.

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So like Buster Brown, where I got my sharky shoes. No, no, no. A buster. OK. So not the Phil Collins movie. Buster, that's the buster in my mind. Please call me the this is merely a buster. That's the Buster. In my mind. Please call me the Buster. This is merely a Buster. Okay. So what is this one? This one is called, doesn't really have a title, but it's, we have some plays.

Half improvised plays. Yeah, so one person will read the actual dialogue from a play and the other person will respond. It's called Actorors Nightmare. Actors Nightmare. Should we do it where both of us can respond? We've never done it that way. We've always done it in two. I think it might be too far off the path and then we won't be able to continue.

I guess I'm an idiot. Good guess. So let's start with this play called, I believe it's called Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Yes. Famously Sprague did not like this movie. Really? I haven't seen it in a while,

but I remember really liking it. I've never seen that movie actually. I kind of want to see Bob Odenkirk do this. Oh, I do too. Yeah. Bob Odenkirk, Bill Burr. And Kieran Culkin. K Oh, I do too. Yeah. Bob Odenkirk, Bill Burr. And Kieran Culkin, right? Kieran Culkin, yeah.

Yeah. And I think Logan Paul? Beating Mike Tyson in the middle. All right, so I will, I'm gonna let, I think it would be better if you, I'll be Williamson Scott. Okay. And you will be the character of Shelly the machine Levine.

Okay. All right, here we go. All right. And it starts like this, very famous. The leads are assigned randomly. Oh, do I get them? Where do I get them then? Apart from the top men on the contest board.

Oh, am I one of the top men or? You start closing again, you'll be on the board. Oh, cool. Okay. Well, great. I guess I'll go close some stuff then. I mean, it's kind of my job, so I guess I should. I can't do a show. We were supposed to do a show? Of what? Oh, that's what I'm asking you.

I know that we have improv shows that we do at night after we sell this real estate, but. And what if you don't close? Well, I mean, I guess we could not do the show then that night and just work later. What if you don't close? Fine, I'll cancel the show. You can't do the show, I'll cancel the show.

I mean, we already rented the theater, we're out $500. What if you don't? Then I'm fucked. You see? I'm the one who paid for it. Then it's my job. That's what I'm telling you. I'm the one who paid for it originally, but I'm fine to cancel it. Not lately, you can't. OK, yeah, last time I didn't cancel it when I said I was going to cancel it and people showed up and they were expecting a show and I had to do my one person show.

Twenty percent. That's too high. That's too high. And 50 bucks a lead. Look, if you want to be the lead in my show, that's fine. But it's my one person show that I created for myself. What are we going to say? We're going to say that this is, you know, instead of the improv show,

you're going to see the one person show starring you, whatever your name is. You told me. I'm not sure I have two. Two names? Most people have three. I've got Roma, then I've got Moss. Roma Moss, that's right.

That's your name. Yes, Roma Moss. Fine, we'll say one person show written by me starring Roma Moss. How Moss, that's right. That's your name. Yes, Roma Moss. Fine, we'll say one person show written by me starring Roma Moss. How's that sound? All right. Okay, great. We have a deal.

I'll call up the theater. A hundred bucks. Can we whittle this down? Maybe $90. Is that something that maybe you'd take or? Now. Now you want the a hundred dollars. I don't have a hundred dollars now you want the hundred dollars. I don't have a hundred dollars now. I wish I could.

You wish you could what leave like starring Tim Robinson. I wish I could leave. Can't do it. Come on man, just be a bro. Be a total bro for me. No. Just this once. You and I are bros, right?

I can't do it, Shelley. Look I'll make it up to you somehow, okay? I'll bring over dinner tomorrow. I have to go. Where are you going? Not to eat. I said I would bring over dinner tomorrow. I have to go. Where are you going? Not to eat. I said I would bring over dinner. I can't split them.

Well, look, just because I only like to pay for what, they give you too much food. It doesn't make sense to buy two dinners. Buy one and split it. Because I say so. You said, you're the one, you're right. You're the one who first told me about this technique. You look so bored.

No, I'm actually thinking about how it makes so much sense. You want something off the B list? Yeah, give me a nice like honey or, you know, whatever bees make. Is that what you're saying? Oh, sorry. Did you mean a different list, a different bee list? That's all right.

And there we go. A perfect scene from the Actress Nightmare. It was good. Perfect. What's next? I'm gonna do one. I will read and Paul will react. Yes, to the best of my ability.

This is from Sexual Perversity in Chicago by David Mamay. I call it About Last Night. You're so charitable to laugh at something you don't understand. I do it all the time. Do it all the time. Okay, I just want to find a good start to my scene. Yeah, yeah. Do it all the time. Okay, I just wanna find a good start to my scene. Yeah. This play has short scenes sometimes.

It does seem that way. Okay. I will be, do I say who I am and who you are? No. Okay. Okay, I'll be person A and you'll be person B. Is that how they're listed in the- No.

So what are we doing tomorrow? We going to the beach? I love going to the beach. Let's do it. I'll put on sunscreen right now. Yeah? You're getting serious? I mean, she seemed like a hell of a girl, huh?

The little I saw of her. Not too this, not too that. Very kind of, what? Well, what the fuck? I only saw her for a minute. I mean, first impressions of this kind are to that, very kind of, what? Well, what the fuck? I only saw it for a minute. I mean, first impressions of this kind are often misleading, huh? So what can you tell from seeing abroad one to 10 times? You're seeing a lot of this abroad.

You're getting serious, but what the fuck? That's your business, right? Are you still talking to me? So what? You guys gonna, what are you guys gonna do? Maybe like, maybe what? Go to the zoo or shopping? She looked very intellectual.

We might shop at the zoo. That's where I do most of my Christmas shopping. It's not always a bad thing. Thank you. I just wanna keep telling people. I mean, what the fuck? A guy wants to get it on with some broad on a more or less stable basis?

Who has to say him no? A lot of these broads, you know, you just don't know. I mean, what with where they've been and all. I mean, a young woman in today's society, times she's 22, 23, you don't know where the fuck she's been. I'm just talking to you, understand? No, I feel like you're sort of not paying attention

to what I'm saying and you're just going off. So tell me. Oh, okay. Yeah, so we were gonna go to the beach, but instead we went to the zoo. We did a lot of shopping. Everything. Tell me the truth about everything. Menstruation. I know you're holding out on me. Yes. I was menstruating the whole time we were at the zoo and it was tough because the gorillas were going crazy. I swear. I swear too. All

the time. My mom hates it. Why, did you talk to my mom about this? I just knew it. Are you psychic? This is wild. You have the ability to read people's minds? Name it. Okay, I'm thinking of a thing and then you name it. Do you miss having tits?

How did you do that? How did you do that? Of course I miss having tits and it did you do that? How did you do that? Of course I miss having tits and it's what I think about all the time. To be completely frank with you, this is the stupidest question I've ever heard. What man in his right mind would want tits? That's a good point. And I think that if there was anyone in the right mind who wanted tits, it would probably be Mr. Rogers.

Do you like the taste of cum? Jesus Christ. I like it okay. I can't do it in the morning. It's more of an evening thing for me. Yes. So we agree, that's great. It doesn't taste a little bit like Clorox.

No, it smells a little bit like Clorox. That's the line. It tastes like, You guessed it. But it tastes like ginger snaps. Yes. Yes. Do you ever fantasize about making love with other women?

Yeah, probably all the time. The last time I masturbated, I kept thinking about my love tanned. That's nice. That's real self love. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I love making love with you. I love making love with you. And I love these conversations that we have. I love you. I love you. Oh my God. Are we headed where I think we're headed? Yes. We're going to get married today. We're going to get married today? The end.

That was a weird scene. Can hear a dirty little play. Now were the lines that I was not reading, were they all so big, long? Not all of them. It was, yeah, there were some, there were some that weren't. Yeah.

All right, last one. This is from Angels in America, part one, Millennium Approaches. Oh, this also has the line, do you miss having tits? Why are you sitting in the dark? Turn on the light. Oh, no, I know. I just, I didn't want to turn the light on.

I was kind of busy. I was just trying to rest. No one was. I was, I count, you know, I do count as a person. Please don't stay. I'm leaving. We can fix it. No, I'm leaving. know, I do count as a person. Please don't stay. I'm leaving. We can fix it. No, I'm leaving.

I'm getting in the car, I'm gonna drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, until I can't see no more. I pray for God to crush me, break me up into little pieces and start all over again. That is not gonna happen. And by the way, I'm probably gonna be the one who's crushed first. I had a book of Bible stories when I was a kid.

There's a picture I'd look at 20 times every day. Jacob wrestles with the angel. Why are you looking at it so much? You should have gotten different books. I had a book when I was little, it was Howard the Duck. I don't really remember the story or why the wrestling, just the picture. Jacob's young and very strong.

You're gay. The angel is, yes, the angel is a beautiful man with golden hair and wings of course. I still dream about it. I'm going to dream about that from now on because I want to. It's me in that struggle, fierce and unfair. The angel is not human and it holds nothing back so how could anyone human win? What kind of a fight is that?

You do kind of look like that. It's not just Well, sure not everything's just but some things just are do you want a cherry coke? Losing means your soul thrown down in the dust your heart torn out from gods, but you can't not lose You can't be a poet. You keep thinking you could be a poet. It's that's too late You already established yourself as a children's musician. Are you? Too late. You already established yourself as a children's musician. Are you? Are you really gonna have a baby?

If I want to. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. I'm not gonna leave you. I want you to. That's kind of what I'm trying to get at. I wanna be alone. I wanna be alone.

La la la la la la la. I wanna be alone. The end. And that's how you play the actor's nightmare. That was fun. It was fun, it was fun. And I like what we did and I like who we are. I like who you are.

Those, you reacted in such a mom way. I've been getting called out on that a bit. No, have you really well only one by Mike No, Bill Hader on my podcast because I was like, oh, it's so generous. Oh, that was really funny And that was so funny. That was really funny, but I do feel like I've gotten some new That's gonna be it for this episode. We'll be back next week. But hey, if you wanna talk at us, leave us a voicemail.

Yeah, why don't you send us a voicemail. Go to HagClaims8.com and leave your message there. We use that for our Thremium episodes which we do every other Wednesday. Threemium episodes every other week, we do them. You can access those by subscribing to cbbworld.com and listening to the threedom feed there,

or subscribe to Lemonada Premium and you'll get these. And then while you're at CBB World, if you subscribe, you can hear every single episode we've ever recorded. But if you don't wanna do all that, then you can on Tuesdays, listen to old episodes that we re-release called. Re-re-re-re-release. Three, what's it called again?

Three visiting on the twos. Three visiting on the twos. So check those out and that's it. Anything to plug? I guess, yeah, we're doing. Great. Anything to plug? I guess, yeah, we're doing- When is this coming out? This comes out on September 26th. So yeah, we do have some-

I'm gonna plug two things too. Okay. I have a thing to plug as well. Great, who wants to go first? Me. Great. Oh wait, sorry, it comes out on October 3 well. Great. Who wants to go first? Me. Great. Oh wait, sorry, it comes out on October 3rd. Great. Listen, next month, November 23rd, Varietopia in Charleston, South Carolina,

at the Charleston Music Hall. This is our last road show of our last Varietopia of the year. So please come out and see that in Charleston. If you're in Charleston, the surrounding area, come see Varietopia. We're thrilled to be returning to Charleston at a bigger venue. The show is gonna be so much fun. This is the last time we're doing

our touring show on the road. So please do come see that stuff. Yes. And then also Paul and I will be doing some of our last live comedy bang bang shows this month. We're gonna be in Montreal on October 16th. We're gonna be in Troy, New York, October 17th. We're going to be in New Haven, Connecticut on the 18th.

And then we will be in Tarrytown, New York on the 20th and Red Bank, New Jersey on the 21st. So come to that, that's cbbworld.com slash tour. I have two plugs. I am the host of a podcast called Haunting where people tell real ghost stories from their lives. You can check it out anywhere you get your podcasts. I play a character on that.

And my movie, Another Happy Day is now available to stream from home on demand. Go find it and please support indie filmmaking. Will I understand what's going on if I haven't seen a happy day first? I'm having a heart attack. Should we end the show? It's over. Okay, bye.

Bye. Hi, everyone. Gloria Riviera here, and we are back for another season of No One Is Coming to Save Us, a podcast about America's childcare crisis. This season, we're delving deep into five critical issues facing our country through the lens of child care, poverty, mental health, housing, climate change, and the public school system. By exploring these connections, we aim to highlight that child care is not an isolated issue, but one that influences

all facets of American life. Season four of No One is Coming to Save Us is out now wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Lupita Nyong'o. My new podcast, Mind Your Own, is a storytelling show that navigates what it means to belong all from the African perspective. We're going beyond the headlines to dive into nuanced, intimate stories from Africans around the world. I'm so excited to bring this show to you. Listen to Mind Your Own on Amazon Music.