Threedom - Do You Hear Doodie or Poodie?

Episode Date: March 2, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about adding people online, sex scenes, play hitting the post and listen to a voicemail. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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3-0! 3-0! 3-0! 3-0! 3-0! Now I'm blasted. Yes. The first I'll be blasted.

Actually, your first. 3-0. That's right. 3-0. Mm-hmm. Boop. Boop. Who put that little boop in? Who put that little boop in the shoe, big boop? Let me say this. Hi everyone.

Hi everyone. This is Paul. This is Scott. Lauren. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What? What?

You were going to say something. You wanted to say something. Look, we were full disclosure to the audience. Yeah, listeners. We record these two in time. Yeah. And we took a little break. Yeah, it took a break.

And it gets real fun during the break. It's like a new energy and it's sort of like a hangout. Hardly in a way. It's like a reality show, a union show, where there's all these bitter recriminations. And we bring out a host and they kind of like set us up to talk about certain things. Yeah. Yeah.

This host who makes a living by putting us on television and then talks to us like we're the scum of the earth. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. Do we love it? I'm proud to be a part of this universe.

Anyway. Uh, oh, get that horse out of here. Oh, sorry. Go, go, go, go. I'm proud to be a part of this universe. Anyway. Oh, get that horse outta here. Oh, sorry. Go, go, go, go. During the break we sang some songs. Yep. And something that got stuck in my head from the goddamn Super Bowl is, unfortunately,

a racist chant. Yeah. What? Yes. I think it stuck in your head because because it got stuck in my head, and I just put it in your head. I think. I heard you, I was in the other room, and I heard you,

and I was like, that sounds like that, but I didn't think you were actually there. Oh, and then you can't, no, I was actually. Yeah. It sucks, because you'll find yourself doing it. It's so catchy. Can't we put different lyrics to it? I think the problem is the melody.

There's no lyrics. But the melodies are just, this is from the Super Bowl. La la la la. Oh my God, you convinced me. Oh, I just remembered the teams that were playing. Yes, yes, yes. So the Kansas City Chiefs, any team that has any sort of Native American, yeah, like what is the code of all bears little bears. Oh, yeah, you're right.

Bear cups. It's so cute. It's right. They decide to call themselves that. I don't know. Maybe because the football team was first, I don't know. Oh, the bears and then the cups. That's so that's adorable. I don't know. What's the connection of bears with Chicago? Lauren. I have no fucking clue. You never saw bear? No. You not even have the zoo all the time.

You never saw the zoo. You never saw the walking around the street. Yeah. What California should be the best? What about the white socks? Yeah. What about the white socks? Well the white socks, the most unimaginative name.

I actually think that's one of, that's a great one because it's so meaningless. Yeah, absolutely. The red socks are good because they have red socks. They use the white socks. Yeah, but they mix it in with the white socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is this chicac. Is there any red?

Just any red legs. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So reds is okay because I that sounds like a racist thing. It does, but it actually is just about. It is just about soccer. Okay. Great. Okay. Of course. So these people, I'm not going back in the story enough to figure out who they were, decided to rename the team the Chicago Bears in honor of their hosts at CUB Park. What?

So Cubs came first. The team moved into Rebally Field, which was home to the Chicago Cubs baseball franchise. As with several early NFL franchises, the Bears derived their nickname from their city's baseball team, some directly, some indirectly like the Bears who's in our club. Back up, back up, back up, back up. The sentence where it's like, as most teams do or something. As with several early NFL franchises. They derive that so there's more than one. Yeah, I love to know more about that. I'd love to know more.

Some cities will have, it'll have the same name for both, I believe. What about the, yeah, what about the Eagles? Philadelphia Eagles and then what's the baseball team? The Phillies. So that's in a way that's based on, because the Philadelphia part is based on Phillies. That's correct. Okay. So the Washington redskins were named the team, named the team Boston Braves after the city's major league baseball team. What? Oh, the redskins founder named the team Boston Braves after this. So okay, there's

a list. Honestly, I can't get into this right now. This is something that people can Google at your list. This is something you can do in your own free time. For fun. For fun, if you want, if you think- And it sounds like a ball. If you think that's fun, I think you should do it. Yeah, if you think that's fun, who are we to say that?

More power to you, yeah. Live your life. Hey, if you're a racist, it's fun. Keep going. Wow. They don't talk about the fun aspects. They're having a ball. Well, that's the thing is that the there's a it's so weird that these people won't fucking let go. I just stop singing horrible and also I don't know what the chant is, but it definitely sounds

like you shouldn't have a chant. No. And then I also would say, why don't you just change the name? We've already been down this room with at least one team. I know. Here's what really embarrassing every year when they get into this. Cleveland finally changed their name to the Guardians. Yeah. But like new era, all these merchandise companies will still sell Indian stuff.

Booth. Because it's like vintage. Yeah. Because people, because they know people still like it. Yeah. Oh, so it's not that they're reading their making it now. But that garbage actually makes more sense for the city because of the guardians on the bridge.

Yeah, it's absolutely. It's a cooler. What is that? The guardians on the bridge. These big statues, it is very impressive actually. Yeah, they're really cool. We drove past it on tours. It's cool.

And they're called the guardians. But yeah, I was saying to you, Paul, change it to the Jack White White Stripe song. It's so much more fun to sing. Change it to the Jack White Stripes song. Change it to the White Stripes song. Change it to the Jack White White Stripes song. It's, yeah, how's it going? I'm going to witch it. Sefinition Army. That's when people chant that at a ball game, it sounds really cool.

It sounds really cool. Just change it to that. We don't that at a at a ballgame. It sounds really cool. It sounds really cool. Just change it to that. We don't need to hear that. What did I just hear about Jack White that and I'm very late to whatever this is that he and his singing partner were pretending to be siblings. Thank you. They were pretending to be siblings forever, but they're actually

were. Yes. 20 years ago. They want to. We're just catching up. I honestly like the news segment breaking news. I'm sure I learned this at the time, but then someone was talking about it on a podcast and I was like, that's actually kind of crazy.

I got it in a funny way. Like I liked it. Yeah, they like to keep it murky. So they pretended they were a brother and sister. They were actually in a dating situation. They were in ex is a very fun Instagram account. Oh, really? Syllblinks are dating. Have you ever seen it? I think I really picture it. I'm really interested in taking on very fun Instagram account. Oh really? Still things are dating, have you ever seen it?

I think I am. Really picture it. I'm really interested in taking you on a new Instagram class. You don't find a way to think of it. You don't like it. You don't like it. You don't even have to follow it account. She or follow her.

No, I keep the same. The day I sign up for anything, it says, do you want us to look for people in your email who already are on it? Whoever is on it, that day I'll follow and then no one else ever again. That's so weird. Wow.

Don't you ever think, I wish I could see one of my great friends. So I think who will sign up for a service after you, a sign up for a platform? You would not add her. I would not, no, never. Thank God she's always, she does it the day before.

Yeah. No, but I thought that the other day I was like, oh man,. Thank God she's always, she does it the day before. Yeah. No, but I thought that the other day I was like, oh man, I miss this person or whatever, I wonder what they're up to. I'm like, I could just follow them on one of their social media. You should. You're good.

But I have the rule. You do have the rule. But I also, it's like, it's too bad. What am I gonna just be on Instagram all day looking at like hundreds of people? Well that is what you're supposed to do. No. Yeah, I mean, right?

I'd rather do so. That's what I do. See old clips of the Pete Holmes show every time I turn it on. That'll, I mean, you know, keep it. If you keep the numbers low, it keeps you out of the Instagram. Here's what's so funny is like, I've never seen that ever on Instagram. It's like, it's at the top of my Instagram every day

because Pete's one of the people who was on it when I joined. My search, like when you go to the search window, it's always, it's a bunch of babies and dogs. And that's almost exclusively it. And then once you click on one thing, like I clicked on a doctor who picture, then there's also 30 doctor teachers.

I'm not that interested. Yeah, I clicked on, I who picture, then there's also 30 doctors. Oh yeah. I'm not that interested. Yeah. I clicked on, I can't remember what it was, but I was like, who is that person? I clicked on, it was like an old sitcom person or whatever I was like, who is that? And then suddenly for like a month, constant stream of content regarding that person,

I did not care. Well, that's a big issue. That's a huge problem where they kind of inundate you with one person. And we were like, I'm not actually close with them. I follow them because I like them and they're a nice person, but I don't need to know everything they did every day.

Wait, so you're saying your explore page is all babies and dogs? It often is, yes. Mine is all like- Right now I have a lot of Valentine. Like a weird, I don't want that. Mine's a lot of celebrity drama. Mine's all just YouTube influencers.

Because those are the people out there. Why do I have so much Hello Kitty in here? It's like a bunch of Hello Kitty Valentine's. Oh cool. Let me see. Maybe you stay late in a dollar short. Yeah, that is good. Yeah, I like Kitty.

Yeah, good. I start getting the baby ones a lot. Because cool up is like, hey, take a look at this tip. Right. And now everything is babies. Yeah, it's kind of good when you get tips and you're like, you can lead you to other tips and stuff. And sometimes it's a wormhole of tips.

I don't need so many tips. I'm doing great. I don't like when they say things like, if your baby's hot, put her in the refrigerator. Yeah, it's like, no, take her out of the refrigerator. Yeah, hold in there and she shouldn't be in there. Yeah, And it's or he. Okay. Paul, have a daughter with us. Good catch. Have a daughter with us. With

the like going on your children. No, no, contribute your seam into us. And we'll make it fun. You're obviously implying that I have to use it. Yes. No, you can be an egg donor. And then he and I will both contribute the seam and we don't know why you, because it's a three-in-a-baby. So we don't know who's it'll be. No, we should have twins or each one is one of them. Yes.

It made me sick as I was saying. We want to see, by the way, if we want to see you, your three-ton babies out there, we want to see them. No, we don't. I don't want to see three-ton babies. What are you talking about? I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. It makes me uneasy. AIs where our faces all merge. I don't know if anyone's ever seen it. Can you do that with three people? I don't know, but don't try. A.I.s where our face is all merged. I don't understand anyone's ever seen.

Can you do that with three people? I don't know, but don't try. Okay, and that's my mandate. It is very funny that. Does that make any sense? Nope. I always wondered, I wonder what our baby's gonna look like

me in cool app. Is it gonna, I was praying. It wasn't about you and Paul. Is it gonna look like Paul? If I get bad, if I think it looks like my friend, I was sort of like praying like, please look like cool. Please look like cool. Yeah, she's a beautiful woman.

But it's very weird that it depends on the angle. But she looks exactly like me or exactly like it's honestly fascinating. That sort of thing as you watch it unfold, like as they get a little older and stuff and you see that similarities at certain times or certain expressions or whatever. And then sometimes they're just completely themselves or you can't even see either of you. And that's very interesting too. Yeah, it's so cute. Yeah, yeah. I like when somebody like if Janie and I are looking at a baby and she'll say, I can see both of them in there and I'll say, not me, I don't see her. And it's funny that we are looking at the same thing,

but we're perceiving it differently. Yeah, it's the whole, is this blue or yellow pants? Was that what it was? It was a dress. Is this blue or is it yellow pants? It was a blue and blue. Do I keep kicking it? Oh, is it?

No, it's a cord. Would you like to? Yes, I'm sorry. I wanna move this cord to kick it. It was a blue and No, you know, it's a court. Would you like to? Yes, I'm sorry. I want to move this court to kick it. It was a blue and yellow dress. No, it was a blue dress. It was a blue dress.

It was a gold dress. No, it was blue and black. It was a black or gold or a white and gold. White and gold. Like I said, Laureliani. Laureliani! Do you guys remember Laureliani? By the way, that's a beautiful name for a baby.

Laureliani. My daughter will be Laureliani. Yeah. One word. Laureliani. And I only hear Yani-Yani. That's a beautiful name for a baby. L'Orealiani. My daughter will be L'Orealiani. Yeah. One word. L'Orealiani. And I only hear Yani Yani. That's right. And I only, I'm only saying L'Oreal L'Oreal.

Oh, I have a baby. That came up where I can't. I'm like, you're doing a force of a baby, so that you got one of our babies to be friends. Janie and I were with some, with another couple recently. Janie and I were with some of the couple. You let me, you love me with all sorts of security for like four episodes. I know, I was in a couple of, you let me, you love me with falsehood security for like four episodes.

I know. It's back, maybe. But we, who had not heard the, who knew the, the blue dress, gold dress thing, but did not know Laurel Yani. Oh. And I played it for them. And it was fun to revisit that. Yeah.

And also I had the exact same experience that I had before where I heard I hear Laurel if you're thinking Laurel. Well, I'm just thinking Laurel. I'm listening to him. It's like Laurel. Now you just can say Mianny, right? And then once there will be one Yani that gets in there and it freaks me out. It gives me the chills.

I'm going to play it now. Okay. Yes. By the way, I can play it on here. Oh, that'd be better. Yeah. Yeah. Lily. Laurel. Yeah. Lily. Laurel. All I'm hearing is Lily. Me too. Lily. Laurel. Laurel. Some people hear you on. Lily. Some people hear you. Lily. I heard it, not this time, not yet. Lily, Lily, Lily. Lily.

Lily. Go ahead and say, Lily. This is podcast. Lily. I only heard Laurel. Me too. I only heard Laurel that time. Is that one that's just Laurel?

Yeah, okay. Listen to this, go ahead and let me trick you. Wait, maybe that was a different one. Lily. Laurel. Lily. Lily. I feel like I'm going insane.

All I hear is Laurel over and over. Oh, I hear too. But I've done it. I've done twice where I've heard one yanny in there. Okay. Oh, really? They flipped a yanny in there. What are you looking at? I'm posting

about me and Paul. So you're posting on social media while we're doing the show. I could do that while I hear Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. You know what? That's a good point. We can't keep giving her these excuses. Yes. It's who watch her like a hawk. Are you almost done, Laurel? Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel.

Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel.

Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel.

Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Watch me, watch me. Don't look. Duty, duty. Doodie. You're saying duty. I was saying booty. I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going,

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What have we done? Jack White. Being married to a sister. Should we see what sex in the city characters we are? Yeah. Oh, he did coming back. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no wonderful actor, love him to pieces. The hunk from Northern exposure. Yeah, the hunk from Bebig Fagrig wedding.

Oh, yeah, that's right. The hunk from the random hunk. What else? I would like it when I'm having a... Oh, serendipity. He's in serendipity. I love that movie. Which one's serendipity?

Serendipity's John Q-Sec and... Back to the movies. I've never seen it. Would you be on Sky's feet about this? love that movie. Which one's serendipity? Serendipity's John Q. Sec and... So you're back to Emily's? Yes. Okay, back to Emily's. I've never seen it. Would you be on Scott's feet about that? Stop making everything up hot, guys. Yeah, I have a bug.

No, I love that movie. I totally do that. It's good for Chris Bissam, but whatever. What's the one where Julia Roberts wears a fat suit for a little while? No. She's like, yes. She's like, Catherine Zeta Jones' assistant or something. I don't think it's that kind of thing.

I don't think it's that kind of thing. And then she becomes attractive and... Well, it's gonna say, I just want to throw it out there that eight, okay, don't start there. But you know what comes up? What? Julia Roberts' father. Okay.

So the internet is helping. Is Julia Roberts' father Jeff the kill? Can I just say? You're right, she has a fat suit in something. Eight in his coming back. America's Sweetherow's father Jeff the kill. Can I just say you're right. She has a fat suit in something. Aiden is coming back. America's sweethearts. And she posted pictures.

There's a marker. That's the movie that they were watching the night of the staircase killing. Oh, show us. Show us a picture of that. And then oh my god, that story, that document remains one of the best there ever was. Absolutely. Okay. Why did she do that?

Still woodbang. Well, she's beautiful. What smash. Yeah, that's what that's what that's what we want. That's how we want everything to do. It would be fun. It would be fun. You would bang her or anyone.

That should just be movies now. Like, would you bang this person? Yeah, because that's all we're selling is tickets for. Switty pie. Anyway, Aiden's coming back. I'm so excited. I'm actually extremely excited about this. This is for end just like that. But were there already pictures of them kissing? That's what they revealed. That's what that's how you know. And it's like, well, that's a big thing.

But that's a good ass height machine. Because we want to see how it comes together. They kissed when she went to Morocco on her trip. She ran into him and kissed him while she was completely not available. She was married to Big. Yeah. And then she was like, should I tell him?

And everybody was like, no. And then she did anyway. The answer was no, though. Wait, she shouldn't have told him? No. Given the circumstances, I would say. He didn't need to know. It's so random.

Aren't they married? Yeah. But she cheated on Aiden to be with B. Wouldn't you want to know if Janie and I kissed? I think. You. I might be wrong about that. You know what?

Absolutely not. You know, that would be so gross. But I would want to know. I would want to know. I would want to know. I would want to know. I would want to know. I would want to know. You're the first person. If my kiss somebody, I would want to know, but I'm saying I'm talking about Kerry and Big. I'm not talking about, you're not talking about. If my kiss somebody, I would want to know.

You think I shouldn't want to know that? You think it's unnecessary complications. I'm not saying you shouldn't want to know that. I'm saying I would not want to know. If Janie like fucked up, you know, and it was that kind of like is definitely a one time thing they only can't do. It was a mistake.

It's like, I don't want it. I don't need to hear that. Leave me out of it. I would say rather than tell me that, why don't we figure out if there's a problem in our marriage? Well, that's true. That's true. And work on that without that horrible information

that would haunt me for the road. Well, that's true. I'd be very haunted. Yeah. Yeah. Would you kiss a ghost? Is that okay? without that horrible information that would haunt me. For the rose, that's true. Well, that's true. I'd be very haunted. Yeah. Yeah. Would you kiss a ghost? Is that okay?

Do you admire it? Well, I don't know if sex was one. I guess is that a demon though? If you can find a ghost. Yeah, I think so. Suck you with? Suck you with? Suck who?

All right, we have to say a prank. What? Yeah, we have to say a prank. Bye. I guess he doesn't want to do is he got in teller. Yeah, he's pen for pen and teller cool Spent badly Is the star of you that's funny They have to it's funny your dice still exists they have to at least present an award together Gentlemen you've been asking for the Ben and teller and then my color can't see these idiots come

out. Yeah, my cellars are saying this thing. Yeah, exactly. Um, so he, he's in the news right now because he said he will no longer do sex scenes. Yes. Or he requested that, no, he requested his show runner. I want to see him have sex. Well, that's what a lot of people are saying.

Yeah. That's direct quote. But yeah, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, I should, I should come out with a press release saying, by the way, I'm no longer going to do sex scenes and anything I'm ever cast in. My thoughts are, everyone's like, woo. I mean, I can't, if you're at the, if you're at the level where you can make a request

like that, like, fucking, why not? You know what I mean? Did he say it publicly? That's the part. Well, I don't know that he's, I think it came out. Or he just came out. I'm not sure how it came out originally,

but he said he's a very monogamous person, and he doesn't want to be doing that anymore. And I'm sure, I haven't watched a lot of that show, but I'm sure there's a lot of sex in that show. And I feel like. Just like cutting off the storylines you can do. Well, possibly, or maybe we don't have to see them have sex in order to know that they did.

You cut to a curtain blowing. Or- They used to do them black and white days. He's in bed with somebody, but they're not, you know, full on doing everything. Yeah, I will say that. He was full on doing stuff. I feel like sex scenes are so gratuitous.

They don't really do anything for me. Well, wait. You know what I mean? So I thought that, I thought that the discussion lately is that when a sex scene is in a movie, it is, you haven't, like some people are saying, I did not give consent to watch that. Oh, and some people are saying, but that's absurd.

But that's taking you to an absurd thing. But I mean, I feel like the character, I'm violating the characters, you know, uh, uh, boundaries or whatever. They're not real people. Right. No, no, it is. We this. Yes. Then what? Then don't watch anything. That's my Lord of the Rings. Don't want you to see them go on their travel. You're spying on them. Yeah. That's they didn't consent. It's also the flip side of like I didn't consent to have sex thrust in my face. Yeah, but you did if you're watching a show in which that happens. Yeah, they have warnings.

To earn it up. If you watch top-done, you can see Tom Cruise's little button that. The first thing I'm gonna watch that. I have not seen that movie. Take my breath away. I look at a bunch of both of those movies. Don't make me once got his answer. No, no. I want to go on.

Lauren hasn't seen. Okay, well, I'll just tell you what I thought afterwards. That's what I'm talking about. Okay, we're gonna talk for an hour. Mine? I also have a hot take about a few hours. I don't.

I mean, maybe I will have a lot to say. I also have a hot take about nude scenes. Oh, what is it? Which is that they're never necessary. We just like to see people being news. Of course, of course. But it's not the people who beg. People go, it's necessary to the point.

They're trying so hard. It's like this was justified. It's never justified. No one cares every right. He has every right to say he doesn't want to do that anymore. He did it for a long time with many. I'm sure many of his shows and things he was doing that. Yeah.

And he just said, I'm not going to do any more. They could have said no, they could have, they agree. This is a private discussion, is he? I'm not sure why we are being asked to weigh in on it. No, and I think people's reaction is very like, I'm asking you to weigh in. People are like, I'm willing to. Well, now you know why.

It sounds like a relief, I'm sure to him. Does he go as great? I'm not doing more. Here's my thing. If you're a comedian that I know Stop writing your own shows and making me look at your butt Like writing your own nude scenes. Yeah, stop it get out of here. Is there is this in the It's happened. I think it's been like two people. I know if written their own nude scenes. It's like I don't want to see this

I guess I'm not watching those shows. Okay Yeah, I'll tell you I'll tell you who it is. Well, anyways, yeah, big news. It's, I feel like every day I'm seeing a new update about that and I'm just kind of going, update, people are still weird. What show is he on? You.

No, no him. I know. Oh boy. This is a whole Fox News thing, by the way. When we watch the show, this is like a gut felt bit, I think. Uh, gut felt we love you. I'm like, I am committed to learning everything about you. Do you think gut felt a piss pig?

He but I'm sure he doesn't. Oh, so I'm sure he listens. gut felt listening. Are you? Yeah. But when we watch the show, I like to pretend that I think the, the main character is named you. Hey, you must say, uh-oh, you has got himself in some trouble this time.

Yeah. How's you gonna get out of this? You is always into something and you is no longer gonna have sex scenes. You as kind? I think you as good. I don't even know what this shows about. It's about a serial killer named Penn Badgley who killed me.

Name yourself. I'm gonna name myself. Didn't someone, what's in there playing yourself, what's someone else in there playing himself? No. Yeah. I just the one thing I do about the show. That show is very watchable. It is.

Very watch. That's what a show should be. It's not fun. It is not something I would have watched. I'd say my own. And then Jane, me started watching it. Me. So when you think of her name, you have to imagine her Ney before you remember.

Jay. Yeah, it's in my harmonic device. Jay, a picture of Blue Jay, and then I picture a Ney. Do you love those? What are those called? Not Rombus's, hold on. Rebus? Rebus's.

Not Rombus, but Rebus. Yeah, do you like a Rebus? I guess I do. I thought they were very fascinating when I was a kid. Yeah, sometimes I feel like I've seen some, you know, more recently than, they're so difficult I'm going, what the fuck am I trying to figure out here?

It's like, come on guys, just tell me. They're apples. But nope, my butt. No, what's going on? No, it's maps. That's very nice. I like that. Do you like this?

Thank you. Yeah, thank you. This is from end other stories. Oh, that's a racist story. What? Anything you mentioned. Oh, that's the anti-backstaff. Oh, my God, you're right.

Oh, they're still giving money to apartheid, even though it's not there anymore. Oh my God. Oh my God. How dare they? But I look, the thing is also, I've been lucky in my career to not be considered objectively attractive, so I've never had to do a sexy.

Oh my god, no. And I hope I never have to do one. It happens even if you don't put yourself in that category. I hope I never have to do it. I hope I write in a direction movie where I make you do it. No, don't. Yeah. But please do put me in a movie.

You've never had to do that. I've only, I think I've only had two kisses on screen. Oh my God. All my kisses were comedy kisses, I feel like, but that you wrote. Yeah. No, the, the grossest one was with, uh, the hot dog one.

The hot dog one. Yeah, with what's your name? Yeah, with what's your name? Yeah, with what's your name? Clare Pellar. Who's that? Is that a character, she plays? Clare Pellar. I want you to look up, Clare.

Wait, I know this. You know this name. Yeah. I don't know how to look up. Great. Yep. Do you know that name? No. The where's the beef lady? Yep. Where's the beef? Do you know that name?

No. The where's the beef lady? Do you know where's the beef? Oh yeah. Yeah. We have been like a little kid. Where's the beef? Where is the beef?

Yeah. They should bring that past your beef. They should do. What? She could be a hologram? Come on. Where's a clear-pillar hologram? At a coach's algorithm.

Where's the beef? And you know what? Since we were making holograms, the earth's clarapeller. We had some money left over for this hologram. Here we go. Ah, here's the beef. We had some leftover pixels. We made a clarapeller.

She's small. Ah, thanks, too, Pock. Where's the beef? She passed. Of course she was the thousand years old when we were children. She was born in 1902, because I had to go to my head. She was? Stay.

No, it doesn't. She could be a hundred and a half. But I'll tell you what, she passed away in 1987. Do you know where? In a beef farm. In a beef farm. Did you mean to say a beef farm? No, she died. Did you mean to say a beef? No, she died. Hold on, I guess.

Okay. Give me a clue. Chicago. Yeah. The only thing you're interested in. Well, they have a lot of beef. That's true. Pogbacher to the world as well.

She's like, where's the beef? I get through, it's all around, dude. She's like, I'm going. Oh no, where those are last words. I'm going. Her movies include moving violations and WWE WrestleMania two. Great. The end.

And you know where she's buried? I would guess somewhere in Chicago. Forrest Park, Illinois. Oh, what's that next to Dave Thomas? And Gene, next to Dave Thomas, the SCTV person? No, the wins. The wins guy. Is he's, he's no where away. Yes. Do you know?

I've been adopted. Oh no Do you know how tall she was five one four eleven? Paul you win although you did go over you didn't go over as much she's four ten That's she is Natasha Lajaro Elizabeth Taylor's of her husband Larry Forteski Forteski Elizabeth Taylor, one point married a construction worker guy who's doing work in our house Hey, when you're this Taylor

Right, why not get married? Why not? And do you know how many children she had? Clara Pellor I'm gonna say six two And do you know who her spouse was Clara Pellar. I'm gonna say six. Two. And do you know who her spouse was? Roger Pellar? Very close. William Pellar. Divorced. No, they divorced. Eight to four. Oh, she probably like Hollywood would go to her head. Let me see when she got divorced.

Because if it was late, let's see. It would be funny if it was the year after she did those commercials. She doesn't have a personal life thing. She just, well, she has life in career. Look at her controversy. She married age 20 to a local jeweler, William Peller. That is fun. Well, was there maiden name?

Her maiden name. Beef. She spent her whole life trying to find it again. She was one of eight or nine children born to Wolfsword love. Wait, wait, wait, wait. One of eight or nine children. Yes, that's what it says. The details are fuzzy.

It was a long time ago. These are the Sward loves, Paul. These are the Sward loves. That's my music. I'm these are the Sward loves. She spent most of her early life in Chicago. They love beef. Wow.

And then she married this Jewel. Wow. He sent me a picture. They had a son Leslie. He was really like Chicago. Wow. And a daughter Marlene, but later divorced. She never remarried.

Oh. Oh. She worked for 30, five years as a manicurist at a local Chicago beauty salon. And later moved to the suburban North Shore area to be near her daughter. That's sweet. You weren't French tips.

What do you think of all this Lauren? It seems like we can use you as a excuse. No, I'm looking at her. No, I'm looking at her. I'm looking at her on a top of a hot dog. Sesame seed bun. I mean, a hamburger bun. You know, I-

Are you looking at her as ang goals? I'm saying goals, sweetie. Um, you know, she passed me five. Um, I feel that was a great life lived. I think it's a great life to have that to have that be. I mean, she died in 87. I think where's the beef was what? 83 to have that be in the final years of your life. It's pretty fun. Amazing. And then to be able to be in all these movies and everything. I hope she got a lot of money to leave to her family. And then she was like on the tonight show and shit.

She made an uncredited cameo appearance on Saturday night live. But how did this happen? That she was a manicurist and ends up saying where is the beef? Well, let's see. You didn't include that. Dave Thomas loved getting mani-peddies. And he was visiting Chicago. This is not that far off.

She was hired as a temporary manicurist for a television commercial set in a Chicago barbershop, impressed by her no nonsense manners and unique voice. The agency later asked her to sign a contract as an actress. She must have been so funny. Yeah. Like that they were all sitting around going, oh my god, she's fucking hell. The heart of hearing and suffering from

emphazema, which limited her ability to speak lines of dialogue. She was quickly used in a number of TV spot advertisements. Wow. But all for Wendy's, right? No, she did the Massachusetts state lottery. But then first airing on January 10th, 1984, where's the beef? Wow, finally premiered. The ad that shook the world. We should do just a Clara Peller docu podcast. Absolutely.

I think you should play one clip of first saying it. We should do it called finding Clara Peller and the pretenses that we don't know she's dead. And I'm going to say, she's disappeared. I'm going to say Finding Clara Peller, Colin, the Clara Sward love story. It certainly is a big one. It's a very big one.

Big fluffy bun. It's a very big fluffy bun. Why is the beef? Yes. There it is. There it is. There's a lot less beef on a lot of bun. I don't have fun. Why is the beef? Yes. There it is. There's beef on a lot of money. I don't have that with you. Why?

Why? The monic boyco. Where? Commercials. Wendy. This has such a, like, sort of, low-key energy. Why is the beef? Like, if this commercial would be so cracked out now.

Oh, yeah. It would be, like, so, like, romantic. Yeah so like, man, it's fuck you. Where's the fucking beef? You know, legend, Claire Pellar. She's amazing. We salute you here in freedom. Freedom salutes Claire Pellar. You are an honorary piss pig.

No. I'm sure your her family is grateful to know. He's to our wig into the rafters. Please tell her to children that she's an honorary piss pig. If you know Claire Pellars children who are probably dead themselves. That's the truth. She was 80 something. She died in 1987. Oh, wait, they would be in their 80s now. I was confused.

They would know they would be 100 or so. Really? I think. Wow. I can't do math. Isn't it right now? But here's the thing. Because we were born before the 20th century, before the 21st century, it, you get to a point where you lose the sense of how long ago certain things were. Oh, definitely. It's like the 70s will always be like 30 years ago. Yeah, I do think the 70s are 30 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's confusing. But it took a few years. It's a lot of polar children being in their hundreds. Well, because that really just took me for a loop. I was like, well, she just died. She was 85. Well, it wasn't just now. It was when I was two. She was 85.

Yeah. And those people were 50 at least. Yeah. And now they're moldering in the grave. Yeah. It's depressing. Like you watch a movie like Jurassic Park and you go like, wow, it's a Jurassic World.

Well, the first Jurassic Park you go, it seems so recent, but then you realize like every single actor and it has passed away since then. It's like, it's crazy. I know, it's wild. Do you think there was a curse in that movie? None of them are dead. Yeah.

From Newman to Samuel L. Jackson, they're all dead. Yeah, in the film. Yeah, that's what I mean. I watched the movie, they're all dead. Wow. I'm Samuel L. Or're all dead. Wow. I'm Samuel Lauren Dern, an escape, but I presumably died off camera. There's still stuck on an island. While to me that there's, it's one of those movies where there's a generation of people

that grew up on that movie, and it's a very, like a sacred movie to them. I love it. And for me, when I was, however old I was, what, am I 20s or something like that? You were 38, I believe, when the first one came out. It's not possible. I think. It was like 1983.

No, no, you were, it was 1993, so you must have been. Yeah, I was 24, it was 24 years old. 25 maybe. And it was like going on 25. It was like 25 years old. I am 24 going on 25. I don't care about these dinos. That's the song you said.

What were you gonna say about these dinos? Well, just like when I saw those, I was like, oh, that's a fun movie. But it didn't have any impact on my- Of course, it's like just kind of like- It's not a bit of a lark, I was like, oh, that's a fun movie. But it didn't have any impact on my mind. Of course, it's like just kind of a little bit of a lark. I was a little bit of a lark. I loved it. I saw three times.

Did you read the book? I read the book. I'm stupid. I read a bunch of Michael Creighton's. Yeah, Michael Creighton. Disclosure. Disclosure. What if a man?

What if something bad happened to a man? What if a man? What if something bad happened to a man? Thinks like a great, a great thought experiment. Lauren, what do you want to talk about? You obviously don't care about what Paul and your talking about. I really want to play a game. Well, let's take a break. Is it break time?

I mean, I would say two more minutes. Do you want to run down the clock? Somehow, Lauren? Sure. Did you do that? Did you do that? What is it from? I'm looking no a hamster or something. A hamster?

Hamster dance. A hamster wrote that song. Something like that. Have you all but don't do hamster dance. Hamster dance. You want to see a video? Hamster dance dance dance. Do you want me to look up hamster dance? I don't even know if that's what it is

What if we all look up hamster dancer we got three different results. Oh I looked up hamster damson season four of the wire came up of course hamster dam Bunny Colvin and the like. Of course, all the Colvin's. Yes. Are you watching the bathroom? Sean Colvin. Am I watching the best?

Yeah, I am. Really, really. I'm actually not watching it. This is the first time since I've had a boring year. I'm not. What makes this year different than other years? Oh, it's. He's actually doing really well in cutting out anyone

who would ever start drama. He like, the minute anyone goes like, I heard she was interested in her Instagram followers, he's like later and just cuts it. So before any argument is out. Does he cutting the tattletail or he's cutting the person? Cutting the person who is being tattled upon. It sounds like he's being led by his nose like a bull.

But usually they are the ones who would start drama. And so like any of the fights that would occur with people going like, I can't believe you told him that aren't happening because he's like, I mean, good for him. There's this ayago that's going around telling him all these things. Oh, he's uncle is Patrick Warburton. I'm like, Oh, okay, I understand. Everyone else like, I don't want any drama. Well, that's good.

Well, it's good. Let's say Elaine, we're going home now. Have you ever been in helicopter? That's a fun uncle behalf. Yeah, it was fun. But obviously like they ABC asked him to be in it. Like, and then they had like the after the show credits bloopers with Patrick Warburton doing all this kind of stuff. But anyway, but you guys fuck it. Is there a vibe?

Anyway, congrats for finally shaking it off. I know you know it's like I deleted Twitter and I'm not watching the bachelor. I feel like I'm a whole new person. What can I say? Yeah. I don't like this new person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go back.

Okay. Let's take a break. And we're back. And we're gonna do a threacher. Yeah, man, people love it and they beg us to do it. They beg if they, they, they stop us on the streets and they get down on their hands and knees like dogs. They say, please, I'm a little they, they stop us on the streets and they get down on their hands and knees like dogs. They say, please, I'm a little piss pig. Won't you do a feature?

A subject. Please. Please. Come on. Come on. Come on now. Come on now. No.

Oh, fun. Speaking of Patrick Warburton, we started to watch this movie called Inheritance, I think, on Netflix. And early on in the movie, Patrick Warburton has a death scene in a car, which is unfortunately very funny, and it's not supposed to be. But he's all coped up or something, and he's driving, and then he's like suffering a cardiac event, and then he slumps over on the wheel. And he hits, he seems like he hits the wheel pretty hard with his head.

And then the car bumps into something. Gently bumps into something. And then the horn just starts going off. Even though he's already leaning on the horn, it's not been going off before. Well, that can happen, can it? If it gets figured by. No.

Okay. All right, we're gonna play hitting the post. Yay. Y'all know how we do this. It's like radio DJ style. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, we each pick songs on our phones, and we play it for one another, and we try to,

uh, end what we're talking about right as the lyrics start on the song. Yes. Do it. Yes. Where do you plug in? Don't rush me. We're not plugging in. Oh, we're out. As mentioned during the break, we're holding it up to this because I did not have an adapter.

Okay. As of yet, that will fit into your phone. Great. Who would like to go first? I can play the song, then I will be the DJ. Amazing. Alright, I will be the DJ. Amazing. All right, here we go. Coming up on the 11th hour

and it is still pretty smoggy out there. So make sure you don't breathe in anywhere you go. If you're in your car, you should be fine, but keep the windows rolled up all the way. Wow. Not bad. Wow. That was Teenage Fan Club with Feel Not bad, not bad. Wow. That was Teenage Fan Club with Feel. No, I know.

Yeah, I knew. All right, my turn. Paul. Yes, I find a song for you. I find song for you and then you do it. I find a song for you. And then you do it. What about that song?

Okay. It started with lyrics, so I don't think that would work. I find a song for you. I don't think it's going to work. I find a song for you. And then you do it. Hey, if you're one of the football fans, sing that song instead. Yeah. I find a song for you.

And then you do it. I love Dyrus. It is. It is. Yeah. It's fun. I just saw for you and then you do it. I love your stadiums. Yeah, it's fun. Are you ready? Yeah. It is officially autumn.

The leaves are falling. They're going all underneath your feet, going crunch, crunch, crunch. But you know what that means? Day late to be. You fail. Wow, I really did fail. I was hitting the post fail.

Well, it's a bad fail. Wow, I really did fail. Pitting the post fail. Well, it's a bad fail. OK, Scott, ready? Yep. Just want to make sure everyone out there knows to wear rubber shoes in case you're around any kind of electrical charge this afternoon, because you all know you can get electrocuted if you accidentally

shit. That was a tough one to figure out. It was tough. Please don't hide yourself away by bearsden and jade bird. Please don't. Please don't. Please, please in the title. Me too.

Yeah, it's polite. Here we go. It's polite. Sad news today as the president is still alive. I don't know what's going on. He's in his eighth term and that's supposed to be illegal, but. Oh, my God.

Bye. I was John Kale with Darling, I need you. Oh, I think when they call you Darling in a song too, it's like, so nice. Lauren, you ready? Yeah. We've got the contest winners all lined up around the block waiting to see who wins the final contest.

They are competing in a hot dog eating competition starting at 12 o'clock. We will be live streaming that on our YouTube channel and I hope you tune in right now. But right now I got a number one song for you. This is called Brother Don't Let Me Down by the PPs. Pretty close. Close to the title of the song. That was The Emperor's New Clothes by Shenato Conor. Oh, nice.

Okay, ready Scott? Yep. All right, everyone, we're taking colors right now. Color number 143 gets to call three more times. And if you are the eighth caller every time you call back, you win another phone call for me. But this time, I'll be calling you. And this time, you're the receiver. And we also want to say that we have a free concert out there in Central Park today. You have to find it. There's a treasure map underneath every trash can in Central Park to find the stage

And if you find that stage then you know who's gonna be playing that's right. It's all your favorite Marvel characters They've started to band that's right the submariner from black panther unfortunately black panther is no longer with us But Angela bass it she'll be singing Lee vocals Is that an instrumental? No, they started singing. Did they start? Did I hear this thing again? That was in a day dream by Freddie Jones band.

I need a plug for this. It's more fun when we can hear the song a little better. Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay, you ready? Yeah. You are ready? Yeah. Okay, here we go.

Well, let's know it's still coming down. So here is a list of school closures, Catholic school, clothes, public school, clothes, private school, open. Secret school, clothes, got school, open. Arctic school, open. You've got gotta go to school Very nice a good challenge for yourself Suzy Quattro Suzy for That's right. I never realized that's what it stands for Lauren you fucking ready. Yeah

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Yep. Am I ready? I don't know. I'm ready. Picking back on what Lauren said, it is her last day. We're going to miss her. But unfortunately, she is moving to Anchorage, Alaska because she was five and dime by Hazel English. Good stuff. Hey, what if we took one more phone call? I love it. Yeah.

And this is from no name. Oh my God. So this is pretty exciting. You don't think it's Jeff the killer. Go to sleep. I hope he doesn't sign all my signals. All right, here we go. Hi, Pressle Gang. This is a question that I was asked in a Spanish language class and I thought it was an interesting topic. When was the first or last time that you danced all night?

Okay, thanks. Dance all night. Dance all night. Never. Play all day. Um, I danced a lot at Arden's birthday party in December. But all night? I mean, it was all night.

I danced for at least an hour. I would say that's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's not all night territory. That feels like all night. I danced for at least an hour. I would say that's pretty good. That's pretty good for a night. That feels like all night. We taking all night literally or do we mean like a night of dancing? I don't know. I have to take her out of word. The longest I can remember dancing is probably at my friend Julie's wedding many years ago in England, and it was a really fun wedding.

And I remember dancing a ton at that wedding. Most recently, at Jamie's birthday party. Oh yeah. I don't believe I danced that night. That's okay. That's all right. It's okay. We don't need you anyway.

Yeah, I think they were fine without you as with their trying to say. Yeah's okay. We don't need you anyway. Yeah. I think they were fine without you. It was what they're trying to say. Yeah. I mean, I'm a shy dancer. I don't really get it. I'm not the first person on the floor. Yeah.

I need a little liquid courage and then I'll get over here. Oh yeah. Well, liquid courage changes everything. Liquid courage changes everything. If I have the US Central World War. If I got a little bit of that inside me, I'll do pretty much anything. I think the last dancing I did was our friend Matt and Michael's wedding.

I think, and then people, everyone started like jumping into the pool, and then some people felt peer pressured to jump into the pool. Wow. And jumped into the pool, and they were not happy about it. What a weird thing, I don't wanna do this,

but I feel like if I don't do it, people will get mad. No, no, there are people in the pool going like, like you have to come in. I remember when I turned that corner where that wouldn't work on me anymore, where somebody said, come on, do it. Get into this pool.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Shit, I'm not a pregnant woman. Well, one of this is going to end up in there at some point. It's been one of the rules we've had. Yeah. Last time, this was kind of just, I feel a a pregnant woman. Well, one of us is gonna end up in there at some point. It's been one of the rules we've had. Yeah. Last time, this was kind of just, I feel a little bit bad about this,

but not that much was when we were on tour and it was Kevin Bartelts birthday. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There were shots passed around. I was like, I'm not doing a shot, and I didn't. I am famous for turning down shots. Yeah, I don't know if I did a shot.

People barely even offered to me anymore. I only do a shot if it's like a lemon drop or something. I don't like the taste of a shot. People barely even often can do me anymore. I only do a shot if it's like a lemon drop or something. I don't like the taste of a shot. Yeah. No, oh man. Just tequila shots. Good. We were out to dinner in San Francisco and it was an Italian restaurant at the end of the

game. Us lemon cellos and they were so good. Oh, let's get drunk right now. You promise? I swear. We will get drunk right now. Oh wait, this absolutely is the time that I danced the most was at my sister's wedding when I was a little kid and me and my cousin Joan danced the entire reception. That's cute.

Yeah. I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want that dance marathon contest, I guess the one that's in the Guinness book. Oh, no professional dancer. Oh, yeah Well, I'd actually been dancing through every record we've ever done. Oh Natural that is only like yeah, you don't really notice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we do tape them at night And we do do one back-to-back Yeah, every episode stay up all night But we take every episode back to back five years ago.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, by the way, yeah, and we've been guessing some of the Super Bowl. So stuff that we're talking about that seems old news. Like Jack White. Exactly. Pretty prissy. Yeah.

And the fact that we knew about you is actually kind of amazing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Goo Goo Gaga. Guys, Lauren has to go. Hey, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Goo Goo Gaga.

Guys, Lauren has to go. She's got to, she's got to, just not other way to say it, but diarrhea issue. I have to diarrhea in my car. You have an active diarrhea? I have to do it. Yeah, I have it. It's happening now.

I have passed that. I'm not allowed in to a hot tub right now. I can go to any other. Yes, passive. I had to show my card. I love that. All right. Thank you, Piss Pigs. We love you.

If you want to call us, it is Hag claims 8th and a break. And if you want to write to us, send us a feature. It is 3DMUSA gmail.com. And we are 3DMUSA on the socials. And if you want to listen to ad free versions of this show, why don't you head on over to statureprimium or cbbworld.com. That's right. And if you want to go fuck yourself,

hey, go ahead. We're not gonna stand your way. You don't have to. We're not telling you to do that. No. With regard to that. We would want to enjoy. We would prefer you don't, as a matter of fact.

Please don't go fuck yourself. I don't care. You don't care either way. I don't. Okay, Lauren doesn't care if you go fuck yourself. I really don't care. Paul and I would prefer you don't care. You don't carry the way. I don't. Okay, Lauren doesn't care if you don't care. Paul and I would prefer you don't, but if you really want to, what the hell? Listen, if you want to commit murder, I don't think you should.

I don't, I'm going to go even further. I don't think it should be against the law. No, I think because individual choice, because laws haven't prevented any murder. No, that's ever occurred So why do we even have lots of the nanny state has failed look my drive time is going up. All right you