Threedom - Gobble Gobble! You're a Turkey!

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

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I was trying because so do that thing like like when Like when Harlan Williams sure is in Dumb and Dumber and he drinks the piss out of the bottle. He's Yeah, just do that. Oh, yeah, just do that. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how you do it. That's perfect description Thank you when you have a baby and they see you doing something they want to do it too Like snapping fucking annoying and it's impossible. I like it's impossible to describe how you snap

You know what I mean? Like how's your thumb and your finger together? Yeah, but where's the sound coming from? It's I know that's different snapping is a your thumb and your finger together. Yeah, but where's the sound coming from? It's, I know it's- Oh, that's different. Snapping is a much more advanced skill. Yes. Yeah. But they all wanna do it. But Holly likes when, like, if I do like a clicking thing and then she like thinks it's funny

and she wants to do that too. She's very into the boing boing song right now. Oh really? What song is this? Thank you very much. This is a song where- I wrote that unit. Did you write the boing boing song? Yeah.

Well, first I wrote the boing song and I was like, this is not good enough. And you wrote it for Oing Go Boing Go, and they said, not enough oing. Yeah. It starts with, it's a guy. I think you guys are done with your bait. It's a guy.

Your patience is at an all time low. Oh no, hi, I would say. Yeah. Okay. Because I didn't just start talking. So she's into this boing boing song. How does it go? Give us the entire song.

It's a man. It's a man. Okay. Starts with a man. When one is asked how a song goes, he says walk and then he goes do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do boing, boing, and she's hopping a little bit. And so we did that a million times. And we also did, I'm going on a bear hunt about 400 times last night. Okay, someone tried to explain this to me once. Shout out to Nicole Parker.

It's her birthday today. Happy birthday. And she tried to explain going on a bear hunt to me. And I think she said it was a game. It's a game, it's a song. But how is it a game? A game can't be a song. It's not really a game. It's like, it's a game in that it's an active song where you're like,

now we're going through mud. We can't go over it. We can't go under. We gotta go through it. Squish, squish, squish, squish. But are you doing movements? Yeah. Okay. In the space. Everybody does the same movements. Yeah, but it seems... You're not forced to by law.

Mm-hmm. Like, you could technically do whatever you're not forced to by law. Like you could technically do whatever you wanted and the government couldn't arrest you. Well, not so it's not like the hokey pokey, which is that is mandated. You legally have to call it the hokey pokey hokey hokey hokey. How do you do the hokey? How do you do the hokey? By the way, there's a big mosquito fly. I know I did. Fuck. It came in the window. It came in through the How do you do that? How do you do that? How do you do that? How do you do that? How do you do that? How do you do that? How do you do that? How do you do that?

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How do you do that? How do you do that? How do you do that? How do you do that? How do you do that? And then she's very excited about them. And so we'll play them. You're trying to get her into Leonard Cohen. We play the music we want to listen to. But she, and sometimes she likes specific pop songs, but she's very into these active songs now. So which is fun, because she wants to do a whole little act. I can picture her doing it. It's very cool. Emi likes to do ones with freeze in it. She likes freeze too.

Freeze, freeze, fun. And the Bluey dance song, which I had put on Freedom's page, I was just listening to at the time of freeze in it. She likes freeze too. Oh, she likes freeze. Freeze, freeze, fun, freeze. And the bluey dance song, which I had put on Freedom's page, I was just listening to at the time of making the video. But she also really likes head, shoulders, knees and toes. But the problem is, is anytime you sing one of these, it's like more, more, more, more.

She wanted to do it over and over. She was screaming when I turned it off last time. I'm tired after one. Maybe in the middle of the first. Yeah, I mean, I- I don't wanna do I mean, I don't want to do it again. I don't want to do it again, but it's also very fun that she's having fun. It is fun that she's having fun.

I find it fun that she's having fun. Yeah, but sometimes I say, why don't you show me how you do it? Yes. While I close my eyes. And go to sleep forever. Forever. By the way, this is Threedom.

Oh yeah. I don't think we ever have said the title of this show on the show. It's called Threedom. We've never once said that. I think it's called Threedom. Yeah. My name's Lauren Lapkus. Dictionary.com?

Yeah. My name is Paul F. Tompkins. My name is Ockerscott. Is up? Dictionary.com? Yeah. My name is Paul F. Tompkins. My name is Ockerscott. Is it? That's right. Is it now? You know what, man?

Sometimes you play around too much. Because people don't really know what your name is. Yeah, I do. I do because we were giving our real names and then you come in here like a clown. What's up with that? I'm a clown to you? You are a clown to me. So that's what I am?

Like a performing clown? Like a circus clown? You're like a circus clown to you? You are a clown to me. So that's what I am like a performing clown, like a like a circus clown. You're like a circus clown to me. What if we like legitimately did the Goodfellas scene? Like we were really into it. Yeah, really into it. Oh, you don't know what that is. Never mind. I've never seen that film. It's a movie by Scorchese, eh? It's a movie about a bunch of good guys. They're good fellas. Yeah. People you want to hang out with.

They always wanted to be one thing. Fine fellows. What's the special paper you have that has these recommendations on it? I don't know what that is. Let me see what that is. What? Pass it over. Okay, you can just throw it at me too.

Wow. He was really offended. What about what she did? Oh, okay. This is my doctor that I was talking about a few episodes back. Wow. You must really offended. Oh, okay. This is my doctor that I was talking about a few episodes back. Dr. Feelgood? The foot doctor.

Which by the way, by our next episode, I'll have hopefully some closure on this foot thing. Are you getting the surgery? Well, I'm going for the next step. So probably not closure. What's the next step? A little guy who follows you around and keeps poking your foot whenever it hurts.

Yep. What does that do? $20 an hour. Makes me feel good. To poke the foot? Yeah. On the nerve. It kind of releases.

Oh, you got me. To poke the foot on the nerve. It releases something, they say. Ooh, baby. Poke my foot on the nerve. I could throw away this paper now. Thank you for pointing it out to me. Oh, great.

Here, you can throw away this marker. It's dead. So now you have two things to me. You can throw away this marker. It's dead. So now you have two things to do. Now you're the trash man. Trash man. I honestly think here's what needs to happen. What? Okay. Tell us what needs to happen.

You need to chug every little chocolate alcohol. That's right. They're still here. Everybody throw these away. I want to throw them away. Can we throw them in your place? You told me I couldn't. You said I, I never said anything of the sort.

You said leave those there. That's my snackie. And this can't be good. You stuck your thumb in your mouth. This can't be good. This is a Garzapan... Oh no, it's Marzipan. Garzapan Glablu! Throw all of that away. Marzipan Classic. I'm opening it up. It's chocolate.

It's turning white. Garzapagulbabu! I'm throwing this up. It's chocolate. It's turning I'm throwing this all away, but I need you to have one more shot Alright we have a garbage pile now this is exciting what you let that mamba stay through what is this candy? It's it's called chocolate now. This one's good chocolate. That that's. It's a lemon mamba, I'll eat that. Oh, thank you so much. RIP, Kobe. The black mamba, not the lemon mamba. Oh, who was the lemon mamba? Larry Bird.

Ah, Larry Bird, weird guy. What was his nickname? It's right, it's right there. He didn't really need one. He should be the bird, right? The bird man. The bird man. He was a basketball player I was very familiar with growing up. Why? I was very aware of him. My brother had an action figure or whatever of him. Like a little stationary. Well, it wasn't an action

figure. It was like a basketball player on a little circular desk, you know, like mid shot statue, but it was an action figure. A figurine. Yeah. Was it poseable or no? No. Figurine. Figurine. Yeah. And I just played with that. So that was, you know, it felt like he's one of the mains at that point.

We had Jordan. We had Dennis Rodman. Well, you're from Chicago area. Yes. Larry Bird is not. No. Boston. Boston.

But he was talked about. He was so good. Muggsy Bogues. When I was a kid I was a kid that was just names. That was the era you've seen space jam of and dr. J dr Julius Irving with the circular bed Having bedded over 2,500 women. Where do you get the sheen chamberlain? Oh probably where do you get the sheets? Maybe I should keep dr. J's around Yeah, I Where do you get the sheets? Oh, probably. Where do you get the sheets? Maybe I should keep Dr. J's around. Sheets. Yeah.

I think from bedbath and around. Do you know how annoying it would be to put those on? You need you would need two people. Yeah, because it would always be popping off the second you get over to the side. It's going to just go. Oh, yeah. Flop, flippity flop. Yeah, flippity flop or flip, flip, flip, flop.

How are you like a new pillow top mattress cover that I recommended on Add to Cart? I didn't know we changed it. Well apparently it's going great. Okay thank you so much. Cool out, got it. What's the difference? It's fluffy. Fluffy.

Mine wasn't before and I changed and it is. And is your life better? Mine wasn't before and it changed and it is. It is better. It is better. It is more comfortable. It is your life better? Mine wasn't before and it changed and it is. It is better. It is better. It is more comfortable. It's improved your mood? Cause we see no evidence of that.

Scott! Fuck you! You implicate me in that. And the horse you rode in on. When the first person to say that, that must have destroyed. They must have loved it. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. that now we all say it because of that.

It got such a big lie. Honestly, how do these things happen that we all know these phrases like sit and spin? Perfect example. When I was a kid, there was a toy called a game. I know. But then, but then I think I think I had I think I had one. It goes into a movie. I think throw up on that thing goes into a movie like they use it in a movie where someone was like

Put their middle finger up and said sit and spin. Yeah, everyone says it was that like in poltergeist or something probably No, that was a ghost chat. Oh Yeah, Patrick Swayze Yep, he was in all movies about ghosts. Yeah, he still is. Mm-hmm. in the show. Ghosts. Now it makes sense. Yeah. Ghost is such a good movie. Didn't you watch it for Scott? We did. Ego didn't. What do you mean? She's the one guest who never watched the movie. She didn't watch it. She just was like, you've never seen it. She like didn't understand the premise of it or something. I guess not. She just didn't watch. She seemed very confused. Really? Yeah. When you asked her what's about the movie. That is really funny. I go, I love

it. We love you. And what are we doing here? And what is this? Your Pizza Hut commercials inspire me. Her Instagram is very funny. Yeah. I think her Instagram is very funny. This is our funny, our funny friend, Ego Wodim. Her stories are always like. Yeah, I think her Instagram is very funny. This is our funny friend, Ego Wodim. Her stories are always like, well, I fucked up and did this thing by accident. I know. We did be a little fortune together, which was very fun. That was fun. I enjoyed watching that. I was very excited when she walked on because I didn't know who was going to be there.

And you were there with the roast master, Jeff Ross. He didn't even roast me. I guess I roasted him by winning a lot more money from my charity. Oh! Boom! You shot the lock up. And his charity was Lisa Lampanelli, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, what does Comedy Central do now? I don't know. I don't think it's a channel anymore.

They do the Daily Show once a week. No, I mean, I don't know. Oh, I forgot about the Daily Show and then John Stewart just came back. He's back, right? But he's back just for a brief thing, do the Daily Show once a week. No, I mean, I forgot about the Daily Show and then John Stewart. He's back. He's back just for a brief thing, right? For once until the election, once a week until the election. We need him.

And do they still not have a regular host? No, it's the news team does the rest of it. I mean, this may have changed by the time this comes out. But like people, what do you mean? It's like Jordan does. We'll then do the other four days. Jordan Klepper, Roy Wood Jr. Don't say slow. Jordan does will then do the other four days. Jordan Klepper, Roy Wood Jr. Dolce Sloan.

Oh, I were coming up at the same time in Chicago days. Who was Jordan Klepper? Good. Who was going down? Going down. Can't remember their names. They're gone. I'm sorry. I was really. You have a personal thing.

That's a reference to love in an elevator elevator hit me like a punch in the stomach. I didn't get it. Well, you're you're upset because they sing the song Janie's Got a Gun, which we are. I'm upset because you sing. I don't know why you're upset about that, because it's a song about your wife. It's not about her. How many times do I have to say this? She was the original Janie. She's not the Janie in the song.

Which Janie is she? You don't know that. You don't, you can't prove that. I guess that's what bothers me. Does she have any guns? She's got a gun. Okay, so Janie's got a gun? Janie's got a gun.

A gun. One single gun. So what is it like the song? Janie's just got a gun. Did she do everything in the song? Loving an elevator is so dumb. Going down. I don't know that song. Loving an elevator. Living it up while I'm going down. Okay, so Aerosmith. How long? So Aerosmith is- Well, but that's like not, that can't be that long of a ride. Like- Here's what happened. Well, it was the Aerosmith was almost dead.

They were so they somehow came back. They come back with two songs, which are huge smashes. Right. Skywalker style. What about fucking in an elevator and the other about a trans gentleman or vice? Dude looks like a lady. Yes, which they should not sing anymore. Do they still sing it? Probably.

Probably, yeah. Who's gonna stop them, you? When they were making Mrs. Doubtfire and they were like, this is perfect. Oh no, did they use that song in the movie? I will never see that movie. You've never seen it? Never have, never will.

You're missing out. I know everything I need to know. Drive by fruiting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The end. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The pie in the face. Here's what I saw. It's a good movie. No, it's not. And Paul no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and he's improvising. Well, I guess it's not irrelevant because he has to do a character. This is your job. You should know that you can't do that.

It's okay. It's not irrelevant. I just have to say that because people are like, it's not irrelevant because the whole point is that he does a character the entire time. So that's why you need to know that he does voices. I get that. Yeah, but he doesn't have to be bad at it. But Sally Field gives an amazing...

I'll just watch her in Lincoln. The whole time, the whole time, the whole time. I got it. I know. That part is the best part. I know everything I need to know. The whole time, the whole time, the whole time. See? time I got I know that part is the best I know everything I need to know the whole time the whole time the whole time see it's perfect I love print I'd love to do one where I'm dressed like an old lady the whole time sticks his face in

the whipped cream tits catch on fire you have seen it I've seen everything was in the trailer good about it we've seen everything that was in the good about it We've seen already. How about when his face mask gets run over in the street flies out the window flies up those Because Harvey what's named Harvey Weinstein? His final screen Harvey Dent Harvey Dent, you know who that is now. I do very very intense Harvey why can't why can't we think of his name Harvey Harvey? Pacoima no, no, it's like a very famous person. I'll look at what the fuck is going on. Here is his movie

Come on I can only think of every other name firestein Harvey Weinstein Harvey Weinstein he had great voice so great and look like a trilogy that's right so so so so you're saying it's not a perfect film any film is good when you're five you watch I know And that's honestly, that's 90% of what I think about. If this is your first episode of 3Dim, I had to say it. You had to say it. If this is your first episode of Freedom,

Lauren is smart. Lauren is smart. We're joking around, but I cannot let that stand. I am smart. I'm smart. OK. That being said, I'm smart. College graduate.

I did do that. Neither of you did. Yeah, you're the only college graduate out of the three of us, and it shows every episode. One in three freedoms is a college graduate. Oh, you know what I thought of today? What? Because I read it in a book.

Yeah, right. The Bible? The good book. In this book, somebody said, because it's set in the in the past and somebody said that all books are set in the past. Otherwise we wouldn't be reading about it. Is it? What about a book that says this is happening right now?

As you read this. Yeah. What is it? Bright Lights, Big City? Is that the one that's written in second person? That's second person, yeah. Annoying. But it would be great if it was like,

so while you're reading this, this happened. You're reading this book and now you're doing this and then you start doing it. Oh my God. Oh, that'd be stressful. Somebody said drop dead. And what a fucking hilarious thing to say to somebody. Honestly, saying that's,

I think that's better than fuck you and the horse you rode in. If you said that to like a stranger who was being rude, that'd be really funny. Drop dead. It's a wild thing to say. It would be really good. Yeah, absolutely.

I was watching Close Encounters of the third kind. I was wondering which kind. And it, yeah, as you were talking, I was like one, two. That was the 70s. I was he was wondering which kind. And it- Yeah, as you were talking, I was going, one, two. That was the 70s. I was going through all the kinds. Yeah. 78 maybe, and it's so funny to watch it. And it's like, oh yeah, this is, it could be now.

It's taking place. But then someone cuts off Richard Dreyfuss in his car and Richard Dreyfuss rolls down the window and flips him off and goes, you turkey! And I was like, okay, this could only be happening in 1978. When that was like a good enough insult where people would go like the very idea of calling me a turkey. But like, if someone called me that now, it would be funny, but it would also be

like off putting, cause it's like, what are you talking about? If they were flipping me off and calling me a turkey, like, why are you saying turkey? Like you flipped me off. Yeah, that's, that's enough. Yes. Yeah. Because they're not equitable. One is saying, fuck you. Yes. And the other is going, you're a turkey.

Gobble, gobble, Mr. Turkey. What if you started saying gobble, gobble to people? Oh, yeah. Whenever someone cuts you off in traffic and you roll down your window, you catch up with them and you go, gobble gobble to people? Oh yeah. To imply that there's something. Someone cuts you off in traffic and you roll down your window, you catch up with them and you go, gobble gobble! That would be so good. I'm gonna start getting cut off in traffic so I can do it. Yes, you're gonna start driving really slow.

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A Freddy Krueger's Thanksgiving. Shall I carve? Couple, couple, bitch. He doesn't wanna make these. Is that turkey making you tired? You wanna go to sleep? Tryptophan doing its work, bitch. Shudder, hit us up. Come on.

We'll make these, we'll star in them. Oh my God. Yeah, what, I mean, what would it take to do that? Million, billion, trillion, billion. No, I'd do it for scale. You do it for $1,500 a week. Acting scale for the producing and writing, of course. Oh, that's two million dollars.

You're gonna have to talk to my agent about that. Yeah. But okay, what else? So, Freddy's Thanksgiving. So, Jason. Freddy's Easter? I think everybody gets one. Oh, Chuckie's Easter.

Yeah, everyone gets Chuckie's Easter. Chuckie's Easter egg hunt. And he has like the bunny ears and he's like, meh, meh. Yeah, his famous catchphrase, meh. I've never seen Chuckie. I never have either. It's one you don't have to see. Did I see the first one? I can't remember. You must have. And is the mom in it the one

from Seventh Heaven? Oh, I hope so. Oh my god. The best. Catherine Hicks. We talked about um, heartthrob Anderson at the Instagram account. We have not talked to I think we've texted about him. He's so funny and he does recaps of like old 90s TV and movies and stuff and like calls out how absurd they are. And he did a bunch on seventh heaven and they were so funny. And one of them was like a clip where the moms like to the dad, she's like, I smoked weed once. It's like so insane.

He used to watch that show so much. I just saw that clip again today. I can't remember why it came up. It's the most, like, and there's another one where like- The look on his face. The girl steals like a cup from a diner and then they have a trial. Like they like go to court.

It's like insane. You are right, The Child's Play starred Catherine Hicks, who we also know as Dr. Gillian Taylor from Star Trek IV, The Voyage Home. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Okay, so Chuckie's Easter. Jason must get Christmas.

Yeah, Jason's so famous, he should get Christmas. What about Michael Myers? Was it? Should he get Halloween? I'm not sure. There can't be a Halloween. It can't be Halloween, but he loves it so much. I know.

But it's gotta be the holidays we celebrate. Valentine's Day. If he got an arbor day, because he's always hiding behind the trees. Fourth of July. Fourth of July. Fourth of July. Oh, he should get Valentine's Day.

Oh, Valentine's Day. That's so sweet. That is sweet. Yeah, I just want to do some days for him. And then those are like the big ones, right? Yeah, I guess you got Candyman. He'd be Halloween. That's scary. Candyman can get Halloween.

I don't think there should be a Halloween. I think Halloween should be a non Halloween character. Santa. It's sort of like Buffy, the vampire slayer, where they say like, that's the one day that the vampires don't go out. It's Halloween. It's Halloween. I don't remember that. Because what is the reason? I can't remember what it was, but it made sense.

But it also made sense to justify like, why all these kids in Summer, Summer Vale? Where the fuck are they? Sunnydale. Sunnydale can go out at night and not be eaten by vampires every. And this is a town where people acknowledge that it's a vampire town. They end up doing so, yes.

They know that they live in a hell mouth. Amy Mann herself. Lives in a hell mouth? She appears in an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and that's right. I think like the second to last season. And then as she is leaving with her bandmates, she goes, I hate playing vampire towns. Yeah. So people know it's a vampire town.

That's fun. People know it. And they still travel and do shows there. Interest rates are low. The housing market is, you know, you can get a pretty decent sized, I guess so. You know, you buy a house for $250. Yeah. If, do you guys ever want to move to the desert? No. Why?

Let's move to the desert together. Move to the desert. You want to do that? Because you want a move to the desert? You want to do that? Because. Why? You want a horse with no name. Yeah. I don't want to live there at all. Really? What about scorpions? I don't even want to go there that much.

You don't even want to go there? Not even much at all. Not even once more. I'd go there. I'm going to go there more. What? I'm going to go there a bunch more, I'm sure, but I just really don't really care. What about the Sahara Desert?

No. It takes up so much of the earth. I'm talking about even Joshua Tree. What about Mohamed? Yeah, no. Do you like to go to Palm Springs? I have had fun there. I don't go there actively.

I don't really know. You end up there. Here's the thing, I don't know the town at all because I only go and like get an Airbnb with a group of people and then you never leave. And there's like a pool or something. But like I am curious to go and like walk around the shops and whatnot.

That would be maybe fun. Do you know anything you can buy there, you can buy here. But it might be fun to buy. We have that at home. We are great to travel with. I. We used to, Jamie and I used to. You're great to travel with. Jamie and I used to go in the summer to the Parker in August because it was a thousand degrees and so they'd have these

amazing deals. And then they sort of realized, Oh, people come anyway. Yeah, so let's go back to the regular prices. And then we stopped going. That sucks. Yeah, it really does. But it was great. It was like a very, it felt like a very grown up place. Yeah. You know what I mean? And we would spend most of the time just at the hotel in the pool and everything.

Do you guys feel like you're not grownups most of the time? I sort of feel like that. Yeah, I guess emotionally. Yeah, sometimes. It catches me by, it catches me off guard where like, I'm still worried about that Fuck what I thought I'd be past this. Yeah, that's interesting But I guess just like mentally you think about yourself like I feel like sort of still a kid in a way

I don't know. I think I feel like I think of myself as like in my 30s. Yeah young Vero Yeah, I Vero. Yeah, I think I'm- And full of Camero. I think I'm in maybe a different point right now where it's like, it's crystallizing that I am an adult. And like, I'm going like, oh, I'm like, I have like a job and kids and like- I mean, we are in a profession that leads to emotional-

Stunting. Yeah, you know, where we don't have to necessarily. Are you emotionally stunting? Yeah, I'm emotionally... Stun on your ass. Don't emotionally stun on me. But you know what I mean? Like, I wonder if everyone feels like that way.

Yeah, I mean, I think that... It's like, wait a minute, I feel like I was just 20. Yeah. Sure. And I'm still acting, you know, I don't know. Yeah, I think it's weird too, because it's that thing that I feel like I've tried to describe in life where you sort of, you're as you're, oh God, I can't talk.

Oh my God. Laura, she is smart. She said she was smart. I was like that little kid who was like. Oh my God, was she lying? And then when you, and then you, and then you, and then you. But I was thinking about how, some like older relatives.

Stop for time. When you have my throat, I can't talk right now. When you have older relatives and you're like, you sort of think that they know everything because they're like adults. Yes. And then you grow up and you start to understand like they are 50 for the first time and 60 for the first time. It's not that they ever experienced anything, any of this before, just like I am figuring everything out. And it's such a mind blowing thing,

even though it's very obvious, but I feel like I have that over and over about like everyone and like myself. And it's like, oh, I feel like I'm the only one who like doesn't know what's going on or something. And then you're like, everyone doesn't know. Yeah. Yeah. I think about Todd Glass's joke about, you know, like it used to be when you,

when you were young and you were imitating someone who was 50, you'd be like, hello, I'm 50 years old. And now you see people who are 50 or they're like, hi, I'm 50. I'm in a band. But a big reason for that is because when we were young, imitating people who were 50 people who were 50 did talk like that because they all smoked for 50 years. It's wild how people looked so much older. Age has changed a lot.

Yeah, it really has. Like even like the golden girls, weren't they supposed to be... Even them! But weren't they supposed to be like not that old in that show? Like they're not supposed to be... Well because one of them was the mother and was like 80 and the rest were like 55 or something. They were AARP members. They just got the magazine.

But my grandma had like the same hair. She kind of always reminded me of Rose from Golden Girls and I think just Betty White in general, but she had the same look going back to when I was a baby to like the end of her life. Like full on last 30 plus years, she looked basically the same because the style was so, which now it looks old fashioned. It's like, it's what we associate with the old lady. But then you're like, but that was the style then. It's just so confusing. Yeah. It seemed like everyone gave-

Am I going to look that way with my hair? And they're going to be like, you've had that hair since you were 30. It's old person hair. It seemed like everyone gave up on people once they hit 40. I remember like my father- Everyone gave up on people. Meaning like, you no longer have to be fashionable. You know, like there's no pressure to be fashionable anymore. There's a, you know, like we're gonna stop making

interesting clothes for you. Well, like in father of the brides, they're like 40 something or something. It's like they're like- Oh, wow. Like, but they look so much older. Yeah. Yeah. Mature. Yeah.

No, but I mean, even like I was remembering how my father had a over the hill party on his 40th birthday, which ended up being like, you know, very precise down to the, down to the year. But, but, but, because he was 40, so they nailed it. down to the year. But, but. Sorry, because he was 40. So they nailed it. That was his birthday, exactly right.

No, he passed away when he was 79. So it was. Yes, I wasn't trying to force you to say that. But he, but I think there was, that was a period that were 40 over the hill, like those black like decorations. Yeah. That stopped being 40 like more recently.

Oh, yeah. No, I mean, now people used to retire at 50. Oh, they would get the gold watch. Now we have to work toward 80. Yeah. Now we work. Now, Eric, I still have to work. He's not so idle. Or man, Eric working. I'm higher. Please one of the Python. One of the things about having old parents too

is that they stay looking the same for a long time and then all of a sudden they're like, oh, they look old. I feel like that happened to me in the last two years. No. About your parents or about your- No, just me looking old suddenly. Like, Emmy never got to see the younger, handsome me. She'll see them pictures.

I'm kind of shocked to see- Oh, thanks. Seeing pictures of me. She'll see them pictures. I'm kind of shocked to see pictures of myself. She'll see them. She'll see them in Mr. Show clips. She'll watch the Emmys with it. You have a lot of video. See that montage. I do have a lot of video out there.

Not enough video podcasts. I'm shocked when I see pictures of myself from 10 years ago. Me too. And then I feel like, wow. I actually feel that because I'm like, oh, I just didn't realize. Doesn't seem like that much time. Yeah. Even our pictures from 2016 when we were on tour.

I'm like that's I look my whole thing about pictures is you're always obsessing about how bad you look in pictures when when you look at the ones you just took and then you see them even two years later and you're like wistful of like why don't I look that good. Oh absolutely. So you should always just be happy with the pictures that you take because you're going to look even worse in one year. That is true. It's true.

Although some people get better looking. That's true. That's true. George Clooney. I had a glow up, then I had a glow down. I had a period of maybe five years where I had a glow up. And then I started eating again. Maybe you'll have another one.

I'm back at the gym. It's been good. It makes me feel good, but it's fucking, it's hard. Yeah, it's tough stuff. I'm working with a sort of personal, not a women's day personal trainer, because it's not that, it's a, it's basically a pelvic floor therapist.

Oh, same. Who, and everyone can look her up, because she's on my Instagram, yourhearthhealing because I will promote her because she's great. But she creates a personal workout thing for me to do every day while I'm pregnant and then postpartum, which I'm really excited about because it's a really hard recovery, or it was for me.

And I'm hopeful that this will make me feel better, but it's like such a, even just doing a little stretches every day, I'm like, eww But it's like such a, even just doing a little stretches every day, I'm like, it's a lot. It's so hard to do it is the problem. Like, like after you do it, while you're doing it, it's fine. After you do it, you're like, feel good. You feel good where you're like, I did that today. And you feel sort of better about yourself. But just the hours before you do it, where you're like, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I mean, do you have ways that you keep yourself accountable?

Well, it used to be, we talked about this on the show, it used to be the streaks. On your calendar? The Peloton streaks. Where it's like, you have a 52 week streak or whatever like that. That would keep you going. But then I talked about how when our power went out,

I wasn't able to continue my streak, so I cheated. And then people are like, well, it's not a streak. No, the point is to keep yourself going. So if I had to cheat in order to keep my streak going because my power went out and I didn't want to suddenly have a 60 week streak be erased. Yeah, of course that counts. It's insane to say that.

It's not nothing that you did all the other stuff. Yes. Janie got me an Apple Watch, how many years ago is it now? It's not nothing that you did all the other stuff. Yes. Yeah, I am Jenny I mean Apple watch How many years ago is it now and that is it was like 300 years ago, I think Your name is HG Wells, right? Yes but I I like getting the Little fireworks when you feel when you complete all the rings. Oh, I've never achieved whatever the rings want me to do on there.

It's fucking satisfying. The queen bee of fitness. Yeah. The queen bee of fitness. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. It's very satisfying. What do you need to do to get the rings?

You have to close your exercise, movement, and stand circles. It always tells me to stand. I'm like, shut shut up you idiot. I gotta get one of those again because I had an Apple watch for a bit and it would like, especially when I was editing shows. That's especially when you had it.

But it would be like, you gotta stand. And then my coworker would always make me, she's like, what's that on your watch? Okay, you gotta stand. Wow. That's good. Well, and I feel like with this- Turn down that feature. With this thing I'm doing with this,

I guess you'd call her a personal fitness coach. It's very nice because there's this app and I get a little like applause, you know, it's like, it's the same thing. It's like, if I click the button and do the thing. That shit really works. And I honestly had a day where I was like, I could lie. And I was like, why would I lie? Who is that helping? Who benefits? Like it's, I'm paying her to tell me to do this.

And then I'm going to say I did it. So I really am honest. If I don't do something, I don't do it. But I, but I, but it annoys me. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But also like these little tricks that you do to get like on the Peloton, it'll tell you who's there in taking the class at the same time as you. Is it people you know? No, no, it's just famous people. But on this day, Martin Luther King took this class. But it but it like then you sit there going like, oh, I wonder if I could beat this person

that I don't know. Right. I won't even know I beat them because they finished the class 10 minutes ago, but it just like gives you that oomph to like, oh yeah, try harder. Like the in-flight trivia game. You're playing against what's his name in 23B and like, I'm going to fucking crush you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know if I would like, I mean, I thought I was going to get a Peloton at one point, but because I was going to give it to you. No, honey. I'm still using mine. No, because there was one we were going to do an ad and I thought they're going to give it.

Sounds familiar. It didn't happen. Peloton, we would love to be sponsored by you. And I've talked about you on this show several times. It's true. So you owe us kind of. You do. Oh, it is the one thing I've kept

going. Yeah. M&M's owes us big time. M&M's owes us. We gave them so much free advertising. And yes we said some of their products sucked. Well some of those flavors are too much. Yes. And they know that. They know it. They know they don't sell. They know when they put that out there shrugging. They're like I don't't know. I don't know, key lime. We should move on from Mars and Murray's and then do a lateral move to Hershey's Kisses because I had some really delicious Hershey's Kisses flavor. I had some bad ones recently. Really?

I don't really like when they- They're like raspberry in them or some shit like that. The cherry. But I liked Christmas cookie. It was so good. The fuck? Yeah. Yeah, Paul.

Is it minty? You're lying right now. You're lying. I was so good. Fuck. Yeah. Is it minty? You're lying right now. You're lying. You're a fucking liar. Remember when they made, when they brought out those swirls, those, that peppermint swirl one that was like chocolate. That was good. It was just so fancy looking and the hugs.

That's what they're called. Hugs. Hugs. Hugs. Have you read that book? Hug. Do you remember when they put out drugs? Oh my God.

And they said, not hugs. Yeah. Yeah, Hershey's put out crack cocaine. I distinctly remember taking the dare program at school. What happened there? What did you do? So it was during science class, cause I know that's where I was.

Drugs or science? It would be like, dare you not to do something. That's not how dares work. We had a workbook that had little. It was like, dudes are really excited not to take drugs. What does it stand for? Drugs. Drugs are really exciting.

Exciting. No, but it was always like, we dare you not to do drugs. Well, of course I ironically wore a dare T-shirt in high school. Yeah, of course. Because that's funny. Yeah. But in middle school, we really didn't know anything about it.

No. And then they give you workbooks that have little cartoons and the situations and say, oh, this girl's going to a party and this is going to happen. What should she say? What should she do? Parties are never that exciting.

That's the thing. No one's ever, have you been in a party when anyone's come up to you and said, Hey, do you want to try some cocaine? No, but remember when pockets came up to me and offered me opium? Oh, pockets. Oh, pockets.

Oh, pockets. I don't think anyone's ever offered me cocaine, but maybe they know I'm a square. These workbooks make it sound like every single party you're going to go to, like people trying to push cocaine on you. I wish people would try to give me cocaine. Every party I go to is boring.

I'll turn it down. Just to spruce things up. Just to make it like a cool party. Can I tell you that the term workbook sends a shiver down my spine? Yeah. Because that meant bad news. What if I assigned you workbooks at the end of each three of them? Would you still do that? That would suck. I'd have you arrested. I'd have you killed. I kind of want you to get into coke. I kind of want that too, Lord. Isn't that funny? I want you to have something going on like that.

We want you to become a coke addict. And then we find out a long time into it that you've been doing coke a lot and then we're like, oh, it kind of makes sense, I guess. Because we wanted him to. Alright, we have to take a break. Ha ha ha ha. MUSIC

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Drive shaft. I know what that is, but I don't remember what that is. Drive shaft. It's a fake band from... Is that from Lost? It's a fake brand from Lost. I did watch lost.

And I liked that show a lot. Well, we're going to play a three turn. You know how these work. People send them to us at our email at freedom, USA at gmail.com. That's correct, Scott. Oh, my gosh. And then we play a game. This is the yawning game.

Did I make you yawn? I hope so. Did I make you yawn, baby? We're going to play one we haven't played in a while. We used to play this on Comedy Banger. I think I found that movie funny when I watched it, and I wonder if I would find it funny. That was the first one I ever saw. I wonder if I would laugh at it today. We at the Austin Powers franchise, thank you for watching.

Oh, of course. I forgot I was in the presence of Austin Powers royalty. You starring Goldfinger. Ember. Gold Ember. Okay, this is what am I thinking? Okay. Yeah. Now, what this is is we each say a word at the same time.

We say three, two, one, and then say the word. Now, it doesn't have to be one word. It just has to be a thing. It can be Bugs Bunny, for instance. It just has to be one thing or one emotion or one, you know what I mean? It just has to be- Yes, yes, yes.

But it can be more than one word. Okay. But you can't be like a sentence where Bugs Bunny went down to the, you know what I mean? Why would I ever? Why would anyone ever? What? I just wanna make sure like, because I say because I know it was going to do that.

Let's start. Bugs Bunny went down to the river. Why do I do this? Bugs Bunny went down to the river. Remember that cartoon where Bugs Bunny went down to the river? I love that one. Bugs Bunny went down to the river. Is that a plot of any Bugs any books buddy him going down to something he went out to Georgia

Horizontal plane Is a cartoon of that was Bugs Bunny actually Satan Fuck you can we get into that later and Elmer Fudd is actually like you don't have the bandwidth for that right now Elmer Fudd is like Constantine hunting devil you might get into it later on a future app or after the F I just mean like I look I can't talk about Bunch of the Baby Devil right now. Can we just do this and then we'll get into that another time? And hopefully we'll forget.

Let's talk about it now. I want to talk about it now. Who's that big guy who's like a big furry red thing? The Tasmanian devil? No, he has a, Gossamer is his name. Is he the devil? No. Because he's red? Because he's like creepy.

He's cute. Okay. Is Bugs Bunny the devil because why? What are your theories? Bugs Bunny the devil is because. He just, he kind of appears and he goes down to Georgia. He lives underground. He lives underground. Bugs he goes down to Georgia. He lives underground. He lives underground.

Bugsy went down to the water. And he can't fight with all the fun. He can't fight with all the fun. He can't fight with all the fun. He can't fight with all the fun. He can't fight with all the fun. He can't fight with all the fun. We have to play the game.

Do we? We have to. It's a three-trick. So it's mind-meld. Yeah, probably it's called mind-meld. I was trying to teach my uncle this over Christmas. Why? I don't know.

You can't get bored out of your mind. It just happened. Uncle, uncle, let me teach you. It didn't work. No kidding. It can't work with an uncle. We're going to do me teach you. It didn't work. Well, we're gonna do it. It can't work with an uncle. We're gonna do it three ways. It was a big, it was a tall order.

It's hard enough with two people, we're gonna do it three way. Animal style. Animal style, that's right. What was the word that you did to get your fries double charred? Well done. Well done.

Oh, a secret code. Will Weldon. So we each separately say a word, it's gonna be vastly different probably. And then we say three, two, one, and we try to come up with a word that is in between all three of the words. Like ideally we all will say the same thing. And we're trying to get it to where all three of us say the same word at the same time.

Now the last time we played this, it sucked. Is that correct? Oh, okay, great. You love to remember things that way. time we played this, it sucked. Is that correct? Oh, okay, great. You love to remember things that way. Did we? Yeah, I do. Did we ever do it? Did we ever do it?

Who knows, who cares? Who knows? I don't remember playing this with you guys. Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, so we're going to each separately say a thing. Do you have your thing in mind? No, wait.

Any word at all. Any word at all. I think I'm supposed to but it went down to a. I know, I wanted to say that first, but I was like, let's get the game. We'll all say it. Yeah. Start with a win, I think that's good.

Okay, ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Bugs. Okay, I said banana, purple, and bugs. Banana, purple, bugs. Okay, I got mine. Bugs. Okay, I said banana, purple and bugs. Banana, purple, bugs. Okay, I got mine. Me too.

I got mine. Three, two, one. Beetle. Eggplant. Nice. You and I said eggplant, you said beetle. Okay, so you're kind of obsessed with the whole bug thing you have going.

Okay, beetle and eggplant. Ready? No. Okay. Beetle and eggplant. Ready? No. Do you have it? Okay. Beetle and eggplant. We'll wait for you. Sure, okay.

Okay, three, two, one. Volkswagen. Okay, you said Volkswagen, I said Ringo. You said what? I said George Harrison. George Harrison, okay. George Harrison, Ringo, and Volkswagen. Okay, got it.

Three, two, one. What did you say? You say we said Yellow Submarine. What did you say? It was the same. You said John's is it Paul McCartney? Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney and Yellow Submarine. OK, I got.

You know what I'm gonna say? Um, okay. I got mine. All right. Three, two, one, John Lennon. Okay, John Lennon and- It's an album.

Album, John Lennon and album. Okay, all right, I got mine. I got mine. Oh, God. Oh, God, this guy. Okay, three- Old round specs. Three, two, one, imagine. Yay we did it! That was good! It didn't fucking suck. Wait let's do it again. Wait let's do it again. We can feel that high another time. We're not uncles. Okay let's go. Okay ready ready? No. Okay, no. All right. All right.

Three, two, one. Airplane. Okay, cardboard. Airplane. Uncle. Uncle. Cardboard, airplane and uncle. Interesting.

Cardboard, airplane. Okay. And uncle. Let's do it. Cardboard. Just say something. Stop saying it. Okay, okay, okay. Three, two, one. Hobby. do it. Card. Just get something. Stop saying it. Okay, okay, okay.

Three, two, one. Fester. Hobby. Fester. Hobby. Flat Stanley. Okay. Three, two, one.

Travel. Travel. I said webs. You said travel. I said Harold. Harold. Harold, webs, and travel. Okay.

Okay. Three, two, one. Spider-Man. I just said Spider-Man. I said Spider-Man. I said Spider-Man. I said Harold. Harold. Harold, webs and travel. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Spider-Man. I just said spider. Oh, I said Spider-Man.

The fuck is wrong with you? Okay, spider and Spider-Man. Okay, what's in between spider and Spider-Man? Okay, got it. Three, two, one. Peter Parker. Oh, I said web. Peter Parker and web.

Three, two, one. Spider-Man. I can't say spider again. You said web and, Spider-Man. I can't say Spider-Man again. You said Webb when somebody already said it. I didn't know. No. What did you say just now? OK, Spider-Man and Shoots.

Three, two, one, Webb. That was good. We're crushing it. The boys were so mind melded. You guys, you smashed it. Let's do another one. Let's do another one. Here we go.

I have mine. I have mine. I have mine. Three, two, one, go. Ocean. I said guitar. I said rock. Ocean. Three. Well, hold on rock. Ocean. I said guitar. I said rock. Ocean.

Three. Well, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Fuck, man. Hold on, hold on, hold on. It's obvious. Hold on, hold on. Is it?

No, it's not. Three, two, one, Billy. Ocean. I didn't say anything. I couldn't think of anything. Let's say you said Billy. Okay, fine. Billy and Ocean.

So we all won. We all won. Well, let's do another Billy. OK, fine. Billy and Ocean. So we all won. We all won. Well, let's do another one. OK, let's do another one. OK, three, two, one. Atlantic. OK, I said Lampost. I said Atlantic. SUV.

Lampost Atlantic SUV. Lampost. SUV. Three, two, one. Ice tea. Henry Ford. Okay, I said cigarette light. Is that what you call them? I said Henry Ford.

Cigarette lighter. Cigarette lighter. You said Henry Ford? Henry Ford. I said ice tea. Okay. Because SUV, I think that's for you. Okay.

So wait, ice tea, cigarette and Henry Ford. Henry Ford. Okay. Three, two, one, car. Invention. Model T, car, and invention. Okay. Three, two, one, Jay Leno. I said wheel. You said... Wheel. said I said Jay Leno wheel and Jay Leno.

Okay, we got this. Come on. Three, two, one. Go. What do you do? Donuts. Because he gives out donuts to the strike, not because he's driving around doing donuts. No, but wheel. Jay Leno. Okay, so's driving around doing donuts. No, but BJ's wheel, Jay Leno, donut. Okay, so you said garage too?

No. I said garage. What did I say? What did you say? I thought you said garage. I said car. Oh, okay, car, garage, donuts. Okay. Three, two, one, wheelies.

Wheelies, repairs. Mechanic. Mechanic. Okay. Three, two, 1, motorcycle. Oh, motorcycle and what did you say? Fonzie. Fonzie and motorcycle? 3, 2, 1, leather jacket.

I said A. What did you say? I said Happy Days. Happy Days, A and leather jacket. Here we go. 3, 2, 1, Fonzie. What did you say? The thorn birds? Tee birds. We said Fonzie and the Tee birds. Come on we got this. Three two one. Pinky Tuscadero. Pinky Tuscadero.

Ah. Good stuff. We did it. I think we won. I think we won. I think we won. We definitely won. We were circling around.

We beat whoever we were playing. Yeah, that's true. Are those people in another room, like, saying crazy words? I assume that the audience is doing this a lot with us. Yeah, they're doing it a lot with us. Yeah. Okay. So we won, guys. Sorry, we won better luck next time That was good

If you like such a feature write to us at freedom USA gmail.com if you would like to leave us a voicemail a little Question to ask us or something to prompt further conversation for our three Mium episodes Well, then why don't you leave us a voicemail on the website the popular website? Yeah, hag claims eight dot com everyone's going to this website It's strange because we put it out there and we were like, let's make a website for this at the popular website, pagclames8.com. Everyone's going to this website. It's strange because we put it out there and we were like, let's make a website for this. And then suddenly we were like,

the traffic on this is through the roof. Honestly, we should put ads on there. I didn't turn off alerts on my phone because I kept getting little dings, all alerts. Yeah, so that Ember alert that came out the other day. It was like, there's a little girl missing and also more people are going to that, pagclames8.com.

And I was like, I can't deal with this., more people are going to hackclipsday.com. And I was like, I can't deal with this. Can't deal with any of this. Turn them all off. Ding, another person goes to hackclipsday.com. Flood alert? I don't wanna know. And these three meme episodes, by the way,

they're every other week on Wednesdays. I mentioned it too, I was just really, really quiet. There's only two ways to get them. We heard you. Three memes. You're smart. There's only two ways to get them. We heard you. Three minutes. You're smart. There's only two ways to get them. You can listen to them at CBB World

or you can go to Apple Podcast Premium. You can listen to them there. That seems fair. Yeah. And then also on Tuesdays, we re-release our old episodes that are all behind a paywall. All the old episodes are at cbbworld.com.

But we re-release them weekly and that's called Three Visiting on the Two. And that's a fun name. It is, and it's very easy to remember. It's so easy to remember. There's literally no way you could forget it. Like, ask me what it is. What is it?

Three Visiting on the Two's. Of course I remember it. Crushed it. He remembers. I remember these things. A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter. What is what? Oh, shit. Maybe it's not that easy to remember.

That doesn't count as forgetting. I just don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. What is it? Oh shit. Maybe it's not that easy to remember. That doesn't count as forgetting. I just don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. Oh, okay. No, I'm talking about three visiting on the tubes. Oh, it's three visiting on the tubes. See? See? Impossible to forget.

And Paul? Easy to remember and possible to forget. What is it? What's... Are we talking about the same thing? Yeah. Three visiting on the tubes. Right, yes.

Everyone knows what it is. Obviously. I remember you didn't forget. I know, and I liked that about you. So we're gonna be back Dude I barely know you I gotta go Will you throw everything in the trash, including the marker that you apparently hate? Yeah.

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