Threedom - Hanging Like A Chad

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about eating at the movies, what animals they would be, and play Five Second Rule. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Oh my god, I was really relaxing! I was chilling, I napped, I woke up, I had breakfast, I took a shower. Weeee! You know, we always do about an hour on this show, but if we just talk really fast, we could do it in 20 minutes. Oh, I know. No one would be mad.

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what was that tongue twister from last time? The... At Baker Pardon? We were doing our vocal warm-ups. I forget about that a little bit. Don't you fucking roll those baby blues at me. I'm not gonna name the brand. Oh, thank god.

But they're, he's supposed to whiten the whites of your eyes. I often have veins in my eyes, okay? But it's always been like that, so I don't know. So, but I put in. But I put in. I put them in. So white, I've never seen my eyes so white in my life. But my eyes hurt.

Oh no. Oh, it's like teeth bleaching eyes. I don't know, there's something happening, and people don't always have that reaction, but I was like, I guess I can't use this. You checked with your doctor? My doctor's my, I could use them. Oh, what a nice person.

I could be doctor. Yeah. I checked with the doctor. I, having seen a movie recently. Oh, wow. We went my, my lovely wife and I. We went to the cinema, and it's one of those cinemas where you have a recliner and you can order food and yeah, yeah, and The only

It was very popular film opening weekend and so the only seats that were left in this theater if we wanted to see it that day We're in the front row. Wow, but you were climbing back and hell. We're climbing. And so we did it and then during the trailers, I was thinking this was a mistake. Yeah. But then we just you just adjust to it. Yeah. But I did notice and I don't know if I would have noticed everyone's nose hairs. Yeah. Yeah. I saw just double-chips and no shirts. Yo, yeah. I was, yeah. I saw just double-chint and no- The skirts. Yo, that was, I wasn't complaining about that. I noticed everybody's eyes were fucking bloodshot. You saw every red vein in the room.

Wow. You're a first thing. Yeah. Well, these eye drops I recommended for being on camera. But again, I don't think I can handle it with the way it hurts. It was like a dull ache. That kind of thing. Yeah, it felt like my adjuring pushed.

I had a friend from the inside out. I was like, losing the veins and doing something. What is it doing? You know, how is it moving? Closing veins. Moving to your brain space. I had a friend who only wanted to sit in the front row of a movie. Because he's like, if I go to a movie, I want to have it just like, you know, as big as possible.

As big as possible, yeah. I was fucking lunatic. I was standing at the foot of the screen, you're weirdo. Stand at the foot of the screen. Now sit down. I actually saw a movie on opening weekend as well. And my theater has, it was a popular movie.

And my, yeah, the cinema, and it was really popular. We had tickets a month or an advance, actually my friend organized this, yeah, the cinema. And it was really popular. We had to take it some month in advance, actually, my friend organized this. But we had reclining chairs as well. And I thought, never again, shall I go to a theater that doesn't offer this. I know, I went to, I went to two popular movies that came out on the same day. Yeah. Yeah. I barbed in Heimer did. And I Oh, stop it, shush, shush, In an up and I'm somewhat messages are still dark. Dark things. Messages are still dark.

Dark, dark things. Dark things. Dark things maybe portrayed in this film. I liked laying back. I'll just say that. Yeah, yeah. I'll just say. Layback.

At this theater, we ordered, because we were going to maybe have dinner afterwards, at a place nearby that we really like. And it was a game time decision, you didn't know whether you can have dinner. No, we had kind of said, and then afterwards we'll go have dinner. Can I ask, without asking too many personal details, was the theater in your neighborhood or was this in a different neighborhood?

The theater is a restaurant somewhere you don't typically go. It's both. The restaurant and the theater are very near each other in a neighborhood that is adjacent to our neighborhood. Okay. And so we thought we'll go there. Okay, it's Sunday I'm gonna figure out.

Yeah. Yeah. And- And- Breakfast was all day. And check it box. You get your tacos? You get your tacos.

Did you have tacos? Did you have your hamburger? You had your hash-press. And as your member, I was in a Jack in the Box of Marshall screaming because my fast food placed no longer serve breakfast. Oh, that's right. That's right. But there's did my favorite thing in that.

I think you should leave sketch is that he ordered 55 coffees. Yeah. It's so good. 55 drive through coffees. So we said we were a little little hungry. Even though you could order a full meal there. We're like, let's just get some popcorn. We we were a little hungry, even though you could order a full meal there, we're like, let's just get some popcorn.

We'll just go a small popcorn. Well, because I sort of don't like eating a full meal in the dark during a movie, and then being given a bill at the end. Do you know? I could go, like, because you could be eating anything. Well, because a little bit of,

I'm just like, I'm sitting here trying to cut a salad or something. Well, like you try to eat salad. The goal is. The chicken pieces. I'm trying to scoop some soup. The goal is get there a little early, have it all done by the end of previews. Okay, well, that's not a goal I've ever achieved.

Well, I don't think they drop you a bill like Madam. But they did drop you a bill. They come around at the end and they're like, here's your- They don't talk to you. They don't talk to you. I went to a different one right where it's all on the app. Yeah. So you don't have to. But it's like you're in the dark, you're handing a fucking card. You're doing the whole. I'm like that's not what I'm saying. The one where I did you didn't have to do that. Hey, I'm really happy for you. I'm having my complaint We all got slapped But the popcorn I guess because it's like hey, you're in recliner

We're gonna make it a little different the bring it to in a bowl like you would have at home. Oh, no, that's you know that I like But for a small it was way too much popcorn Way too much you need to get your own it was too much. Yeah, and then we didn't go to the popcorn. Can you really make you feel Paul have you eaten some? No, I didn't go to dinner. No, that's fucked up. I haven't been back to my home. You just been wandering the streets. Yes. Do you do you know the guys in the beggar to see what people think of me really? Do you know this is from now? That alike. No musical. It's from music. That alike. Now that I like, no musical, it's from musical. Now that I like, that I like, that I like, that I like.

What song is that? Spring Awakening. Oh, spring Awakening. I just watched a documentary around a few months ago. Maybe I have that saved tonight. I enjoyed it. I didn't know anything about it, so I enjoyed it. But I remember when I was a kid in high school,

he was like the obsessed. Never actually seen the thing, so I was like, should I watch the documentary? I thought I think so. But I was like, I'm probably, when am I ever gonna see this thing? Exactly, so you should watch it. Oh, when I saw that the noted musical,

Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street, recently, because it's one of the, I had not experienced this before where there were people in a musical that were famous from another thing, and so it attracts a different kind of crowd. Yeah. So people are like cheering for shit that normally you would not cheer for in a musical.

Because it's got, what's the name, Josh Bava. And it's also got a little boy, Stranger Things. Oh Josh Groban. Yes. Uh-huh. And Gaten Madden Madden Madden. So I'm gonna wait a minute. We're gonna wait a minute.

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Like from dumb shit school. Because they were so little. They were so little. They were so little. They were so little. Now they're so, they were born just for the show. I know, well, that was what they were. They were planning the show,

we need you to get pretty good. It was the strangest thing of all, really. I have a cute kid too. Yeah, please make him cute. And please give him a weird name like Finn Wolfhard. Finn Wolfhard. Hard. But they would cheer for the end of a number

like they were at a concert. Uh, it was, I mean, as far as that goes, it wasn't as intrusive or annoying, but it was weird. When I saw sing, or no six, seven. You saw seven. When I saw six. When you saw, when you saw six, seven, when I saw six, when I saw, when I saw, when I saw, Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting, Sting,

seven. When you saw, Sting, the James Corden pig movie. No, I did not. When I saw six, they were cheering like it was a rock concert and I figured out it. It was, it was because everyone had the soundtrack before. I saw six and had the same experience to the point where there were little girls dancing in the aisles

at the end. It was so cute. Like little nine-year-olds. Oh my god Mission last week asteroid city the three little girls in that movie are so fucking cute They're not in it as much as I would like they were adorable. Let's just follow them. Yeah What? after the movie Is he the last is he the last adult man to refer to a woman as a little girl in a song? After the movie Is he the last adult man to refer to a woman his little girl in a song?

I get it you fucking did it. I had to burn myself. You're pretty bad. Baby. I Baby Oh, you're pretty pills baby. It's all good in the hood. Oh What do you think the last song to mention that a girl is 17? You. I think it's... What a sick genre. I heard one the other day.

It was really happening for a while. Oh, for a long while, for a long while. It was, it goes, she's only 17, 17. It's like, oh no, winger, it's only 17, 17. It's like Sandra, oh no, Winger, it's Winger. It's like 1988, 89, that was around the last. Deborah Winger, that would be so. She should have collaborated. Did she ever meet Winger?

She should have. I'm sure they had a coffee. Do you think they're related? Because the guy's name is Kip Winger. Yeah. They probably are. They probably had a Kipper. Have we talked about how Michael Keaton means his last name to Keaton

because he liked Diane Keaton? No, and because his real name is Michael Douglas. Right. Wow. But then you're making yourself have another name of someone famous. Exactly. What you're literally Sullivan.

It's a matchup. Michael Keaton. Michael R Keaton. Yeah. Lily Michael Keaton. Michael B Keaton, these for that. That's a Michael B Keaton. We. Lily Michael Keaton. Michael B. Keaton. Bees for that. Michael B.

We're referencing Lily Sullivan's solo show, which is very funny. And if you get a chance to see this. It's so funny. Quit while I'm behind. Do we know is she doing it for like, she's going to come back in the fall with it. But is is there like she's going for an Oscar? She's just doing for an Oscar. I don't know.

I was wondering that though, because I'm noticing, I feel like, well, I guess I know. I was wondering that though because I'm noticing I feel like well, I guess I know I handful of people who are at Edinburgh this year and I'm like, maybe that's a goal with the solo thing. Right, but that didn't feel so. But it already well, she just started doing it though. Right. Interesting. Interesting. I'd like to do a solo show. Yeah, you should. I think you should. I think I want to do like a character thing. Yeah. I think you have. We have both at the same time. Can you do it?

Please? And you can do it. I do for $900 only. I will tell you off mic about an idea that I've had for a long time now. I'd love to hear. Yeah. Sorry, listeners.

Sorry, little piss piglets, but you don't get to hear about it. Piss piglets. That's right. If you have kids, they're Pisc piglets. No matter if they've heard it or not, it doesn't matter. That's right. No, it's just that's right. Just generational trauma. Oh, trauma. Trauma. Also, if you, if you have listened to this show even once, your Pisc pig's, yeah. Sorry. If you've seen a post, we've made about it near Pisc, if you've seen a post we've made about it. Nearpast phone. If you've ever walked past a room where the podcast is playing, you're a rapist big. It's not even you might be.

No, you are. Yeah. What are old picks called because we have piglets for young pigs. Oh, is there like a word for an older old people called senior citizens? Yeah, elderly, senior pigs, senior pigs. You guys who was right there. Elderly pigs. Elderly pigs.

If you have listened to this show once, your parents are senior pigs. If they're dead, they're former pigs. Yep. I've heard you're dead, former pigs. Yep. That's nice. Have you listened to it?

It's so nice. It's so nice. They're so supportive. Now. Ah. Supporting the Earth. Are they buried? Are they buried, by the way?

They're both buried. My dad, as I said, was cremated and then buried. He was like, I'm done. Do you ever visit their graves? No. I never understood that. Yeah. I never understood that.

I mean, I, it's a place to reflect. I mean, I, I was, it's so funny any time you see it in a movie and someone's doing a big monologue and talking to the person. It's like, you can do that, anyway. Well, we're right. You don't have to make a trip. That's, I did that in my standup.

Oh, it is? Yes. What was it? And you should have told me, it was the exact same thing. It's like, you go visit a grave and then it's like, what do you talk about? Like, well, the dry cleaners are at it again. Right.

Because ideally they can hear you from wherever you are. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think so? Well, you know, I think it's nice to spruce up a grave stone. I like that. I like that. Put a flower on there.

Just glam it up. Put a rock for the Jewish. Put a rock. Put a rock. Put a rock. Put a rock. the Jewish rock Put a rock Put a rock I think I'm a cremated guy Yeah, we didn't get to that last time, good to know All right, moving on

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I'm Lauren, and we talk about how we're going to be dealt with after we're dead. I don't know. I don't know. Here's how I want you to deal with me. I think it's for the people I leave behind to decide what they want out of the whole situation. Well, you know what? They're going to do to decide what they want. The whole situation. Well, you know what?

They're going to do whatever the fuck they want anyway. I know. It happens so much where somebody has like a last wish or like an instruction or whatever they're like, we're not going to do this. Yeah. I find that interesting. I feel like you should have known that. Do you know?

Yeah. I feel like you should honor it too. I just don't think what the hell. I don't. Run roughshot over those requests all the time. All right. Yeah, have you registered everything with your lawyers and all that of like your will Oh, yeah, that's such a that was a weird day. Yeah, we made it light. We made jokes Well, of course we didn't make any No jokes. No joke. In fact, you got even more serious. Yeah, we got extremely serious in tears. Yeah screaming No joke. In fact, you got even more serious.

Yeah, we got extremely serious. You're in tears. Yeah, screaming. Screaming. Renting garments. Yeah. Yeah. Rending?

Renting. Rending. But I like the idea of contacting the runway. I'm just a good update your will. I'm waiting for that. I have the box delivered here. Yeah. Jamie does rent the runway.

Yeah. Why not? I think it's great. I tried it with those because they do it. There's like a version of the version. They do do it. Yeah. It's not the same thing. Well, I was doing newly for a long time. And by the way, if newly ever wants to sponsor this podcast, I would love to do personal experience ads.

What were you, what were you getting? I, I was doing a lot, especially once I realized it was an option postpartum because my body was changing and I was like, I don't want you buying clothes. Becoming more beautiful. Did your mom had the talk with you? Your body's going to be changing. Yeah, I know. I got my first period. And I was getting all sorts of different pants, and shirts, and things, and dresses. And then also just things that are kind of flashy

that you don't really want to wear more than once, but it's fun for a picture or an event. And I loved it. I just paused it right now, but I'll go back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also rented a coat for a wedding that just looked cool, and it's like, then I'd return it. It's like, that's fun.

Yeah, I think it's great. Yeah. I think it's harder with men's clothing. Yeah. I think it's what do we got? We got shirt. We got pants. We got shirt jacket.

Jacket. That's not as much like. That's all there is fun to have honestly, but it's also the sizing Yeah, it's very specific. Yes, because you can you can wear a dress that maybe the length would not make that much of a difference An inch or two right but with your sleeve Right, it works. Yeah, you look like the end of big. Oh my god the end of big We're like I'm a boy again, but I had sex with a full-grown work. Yeah, you look like the end of big. Oh my god, the end of big. We're like I'm a boy again But I had sex with a full-grown lady. Yeah, I mean I know she's haunted by that forever. I can't get past it. Well, I get past that because that's my favorite film

Okay, note it. I separates the facts from the fiction What film? Big. Big, right. I'm saying the facts being she had sex with a child, the fiction being. No, she didn't, it was magic. Yeah, but it was hot. It was magic. He was a grown man at the time.

Yeah. It's called making a wish, Paul. Hey, I like wishes. Hey, what would you wish for if you had just one wish? Just one wish? Just one wish? Yeah. She for oh my god. If I had one wish could I make it something kind of like blanket?

Like I'll be like I want everyone in my everyone in my family to have anything they need for the rest of their life. Including myself. Mm. Like, or like, okay, everyone in my family gets a mansion. One mansion. Hey, they used to get there all day, but it'd be specific then. They used to get it.

So your mom and dad get it. Everyone, oh, fuck. Okay. If you and Mike could live in separate mansions that were right next door to each other, would you do that? We'd spend a lot of time in each other's mansions. What if it was two separate?

We like to hang out. Two separate mansions. We could ask you mansions and do different stuff. Two separate mansions, but there was a bedroom connecting the two. Yeah, you know what, there's actually, there is a house. There's a house that I've seen. Can I have a shop?

There's two homes connected by a bridge. And you, and it's like you could have hug the other way. Yeah, yeah. You take the right. And it's like you could have hug the way. Yeah. Yeah. You take the sky way. It's a great song. Mm-hmm. It would all have somebody. Would you bring it?

Yeah. It would go like any other place. It's great song. Great song. The match. I would like to hear it with an ad, like a 10-second ad right before it. You're sick. All right, we have to second ad right before it. You're sick.

All right, we have to stick it right. Okay. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. Warbic is here.

Warbic is here. Hey, we're back. Saddie Warbic. Daddy Warbic. What? Well, this is here. Hey, Warbuck. Daddy Warbuck. Daddy Warbuck. What? Well, this is the parallel being on your phone during the first. I, I happened that I don't understand. And that's what I was trying to catch up to. I didn't tell Jay to stop calling me out for yawning on our I did hear that really.

She's like, do you want to coke and you're like, just let it go. No, I don't want to. I live. And then she's like, because you're yawning and then you're like, why are you They don't need to know. Just stop talking. What if we were yawning constantly whenever we weren't talking We're we never stop talking. I was doing a live show

Recently and someone on stage kept yawning and no one was calling out and I kind of like Someone's got a safe. I didn't know the person. Well, not it was like an improv show It was not an improv show is more like a boring play It wasn't it wasn't improv, but it was like I think where I was like panelists. Yeah. And it was like, oh, someone keeps yawning. I'm like, can we say something? It's funny.

We see something. Yeah. I, there was a show that I did a lot where it was an improv show and during the, the downtime when I wasn't, I thought that coaster was a cookie. The one you own? Yeah. Great chime in. Oh, shut up.

I thought that coaster was a cookie. Shut up, shut up, shut up. I thought you had a bear cookie on the table over there and I was like, what is bear naked cookies? I love that bear. Yeah, it's been one cookie since I had a good one. So when I was in the back, I would be laughing at stuff that was happening.

Yeah. And then over the course of the show, that with that triggered like a yawn response in me. You laughing made you yawn. Just I was laughing a lot. Right. Getting a lot of air in it eventually. Yes.

Yeah. And I was like, you can't yawn on stage. Right. Remember that show we fell asleep. It's really how we are fighting the not yawn. The Bang Bang in Portland, we fell asleep during the Portland left. That was Portland left.

Lauren left. Terrifying. Terrifying. You left for your audition. I had to fly. Oh my God. What the fuck was that for? Oh my God, I remember.

You left for your audition. I didn't even put it in the case. It was, but I didn't get it. Yeah. Yeah, but worth it. You left for your audition and then Paul and I did the rest of the show and start falling sleep during It was so scary. So like while Paul would be talking I would be nodding off sleeping. Yeah, my god

You're so late. We started making ourselves run around. Yeah Isn't that the one where we did Andrew Lloyd Webber's like Grenation I think so yeah, just so we could get on our feet and like that might have been love But I don't remember I don't remember. I don't remember. But I think we were like, then Tim came out and it was like, oh, Tim came up for that. He has to keep us away. Do you, can we ask the audience

if we did a three-dom live, would they attend or watch livestream? Or no, we don't mean, we don't like, we can't do that. We can't do that. I would ask them. I wouldn't. I wouldn't take it off. We can't ask them questions.

Okay, I'm not gonna ask you guys that. Yeah. Cause I'm afraid of the answer. I'm afraid too. So I can't ask them questions. Okay. I'm not gonna ask you guys that yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz I'm afraid of the answer I'm afraid to so I'll just leave it there hanging like a Chad a Hey Hey like a I think I was doing living on the edge I don't know Hey Rosemath yeah a Rosemath and you were doing I think I was doing living on the edge. I don't know what I was doing. Living on the edge. A rosemith.

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No, I heard that for the first time I could not believe. Are you kidding me? Yeah, the bad, bad, really, really bad. Really, really bad. Oh my god. I like that. Yeah. It's so bad, it's genius. It's so bad, it's bad. It's bad. Really, really bad? Really, really bad. Oh my God. I like that. Yeah, it's so bad, it's genius.

It's so bad, it's bad. It's bad. Really, really bad. Al, weird Al should do, he should do a parody of bad. Yeah, I think so, but I'm afraid to tell him. I know, because it's kind of like, maybe he had to break it too late. Yeah.

What if he did it today? What would it be? I think it should be because I'm dad your dad You know it and then you do like norm core dad jokes father's day Yeah, I think about dad bod's dad bod and you wonder why making these jokes because I'm dad. Yeah, yeah, what's what's calling? Come get him on the horn Hi weird out. Yeah music my regular voice. Oh, okay honey. get him on the horn Hi weird out music my regular voice Okay, honey was on the phone. Oh, it's I think it's got awkward. I know tell him not here. Oh my wife's not here

I was not calling for her. Good. Make sure he knows I'm not here She's really not here. Okay. I had no interest in talking to her I was like she had no interest talking to you. I called your cell phone. I know you did why would I Just why you called me. Yes, I'm here. Is your wife there. He's not I'm gonna read really I'm gonna read really quietly So he'll he won't know that I'm here. Okay, okay, talk to me. He's just your wife. I know what he wants She's not I got to talk to her. Oh my god. He's begging someplace else He's a crazy you can hear him. Yes, I's not. I got to talk to her. Oh my God, he's begging. Some place else, he's a crazy. You can hear him.

Yes. I can hear you. You're talking to him. I can hear you. No, I'm talking to the wall. Oh. There's a painting on the wall that has a face on it, so I'm talking to him. Oh, okay.

Are the eyes moving? Yeah. I'm worried there's someone living in your walls. Oh, bad rattle. Yeah, but watching everything you do. Anyway, speaking of bad. Yeah. The Michael Jackson song.

Yeah. Can you do a parody? Ooh, again. Oh, where it's dad though. And it's all about dad jokes. Because it's now. Yeah. I mean, I'll give it a shot.

OK, let's hear it. Because I'm dad. Yeah, dad. You know it. Really, really dad. Did I do it? Yeah, you did it. What were you doing just now? I'm doing the backups. I assumed because I missed it. Because I'm dad. Yeah, dad. I'm dad. You know it. Really, really dad. Did I do it? Yeah, you did it. What were you doing just now?

I was doing the backups. I assumed because I missed it. Is that what they say? Yes. Really, really dad. Hey, she is here. Oh, no. You picked her myself for extension.

Hi, I just sold that song to MGM Studios. And they're making a film based on it. Based on the song, parody. So. MGM studios and they're looking up film based on it based on the song parody So that exciting Scott look I need to talk to you. What are you pregnant again? I'll hang up for you pregnant again. I'm pregnant. Okay You know it. You know. I think junior who got him pregnant really really pregnant. It was artificial artificial and so by who though? Danny DeVito.

He used his own sperm. Actually, I watched that movie right before giving birth to Holly. You did? We put on some like random prank. We should prepare. Yeah. We should do a skydiving scene about. No.

Have you not seen junior? I've got. I've not. God, you're desperate. I'm thirsty for it. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze.

He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's pretty powerful. But you should make a movie where a hipster ducks like this. Don't like what? They kind of did that with things to do in Denver when you're dead.

They should do a scuttling. I've never seen that. Oh, I've never seen that. I haven't either. Lauren hasn't seen. Lauren hasn't seen. Wow. I haven't seen it.

I haven't seen it. I don't think I will. I don't think I will. You know what I kind of, like I was just, I was about to say something really stupid. Uh oh. I wish there was a channel that just played good movies all the time. But then I was. I don't know. You know what I kind of, like I was just, I was about to say something really stupid. Uh oh. I wish there was a channel that just played good movies all the time.

But then I was like, well wait, I guess I have all the streamers, AB HBO, I would have whatever. So I'm like, I be HBO. I be HBO. And I can watch. I need on HBO.

You could just put them on random. But I would like to, I would like to be a, uh, that's my favorite thing. I loved to just put, I'm sure if I, I don't think I have that was surprised me or whatever. They should.

I think that's what it stands for. It's just like surprise me. Oh yeah, yeah. Like I trust you Netflix. Yeah. My pandemic goal at the beginning was like, I'm going to only watch like really good movies I've never seen it. I watched Eyes Wide Shot.

I never watched anything else. I guess. It took me 20 more sales. It was a good movie. I was like, I'm interested. But then I thought I should watch all these other movies and I just didn't do it. Yeah. And so now I'm like, I like what I want. It took me a long time. It took me a long time. It took me a long time. It took me a long time. It took me a long time. It took me a long time. It took me a long time. It took me a long time.

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And then so long enough where they go away, like they're taking off. No, I guess we'll never see them. That's can be took away. That's what we say every time. I guess can be took away. Could have would have should have. Hi, I'm Ross Perot. I could have could have. I would have. I'm Ross way could I would have should have hi I'm Ross pro I could have could I bring that back Was it what's my line was the one where three people would pretend to be the the same person?

And someone was pretending they were a rush for tell the truth is it to tell it? Yeah, what's what's my line tell it to my truth? D.B. I'm looking it up. I'm looking it up. Dr. Ruth. Tell my doctor. I can't wait to learn. Hello, we're down.

R-I-P-2, Dr. Ruth, one of the original Pizz Pigs. She and Clara Peller were having a... Was Dr. Ruth a Pizz Pig? Yeah. Hmm. She was like very body. What about Sujo Hanson? The Canadian Dr. Ruth. Sujo? Sujo. She was a very body. What about Sujo Hanson, the Canadian Doctor Roof?

Sujo? Sujo. She was a rabid dog. Yeah, she was a Canadian Doctor Roof. So she said like, sexed up and said, A after it. Yep. You put the pianist into vagina, A. Her sex advice was always to smother with graveyon curbs. Are you looking at what to tell the truth is?

Yeah, I am, baby. A celebrity panel questions contestants in an attempt to determine the actual person associated with a story. Yeah, so they, so all three come out and pretend to be that person. Right now, let's see what the fuck was my line. Oh look a little baby out the window.

What? Yeah, oh, she's a lot closer to that. No, just on the wall. She's on the lawn. Aw. She's in the pool. What, closer to that, no. Just on the wall. She's on the lawn. Aw. She's on the grassy in the hole. Yeah. Hi, I'm JFK, Jr.

No, I'm JFK, Jr. Oh, what's my line of people blindfolded? So there's a famous person, and they try to guess who the famous person is. Oh, God, it's, and the famous person. Oh, God, it's and the famous person's like, Oh, I'm very great. They keep their answers very brief. Yeah, breathe.

They try to. And the people are going like, are you a famous actor, dear? Yeah. What I've heard of you, what have I seen you in? Yeah. So, but you were thinking of the former, right? Why did this all come up? Fucking no, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have a question too. Okay. If I could be any animal. Yeah. Fuh.

I guess a lion or, I mean, my favorite animal is giraffe. Would you, would that be fun to be? I don't know if I want to be. I can't tell if I would be fun to be. It doesn't seem that relaxing. I feel like you're enjoying themselves. Yeah, but to sleep,

you have to like basically tip yourself over and just go go. Before you self out. I feel like maybe I would like to be I think a lion would be pretty cool. Male. I guess I'd like to be maybe you want that lion dick like something big balls and pennies. You want to be a lion with balls. Big balls and pennies. Maybe a dolphin. Yeah.

Well, that sounds so free. Because you could, yeah. I'd like to be a whale. I'd like to put up look at that. Oh, oh, that's what I was doing. It's a dolphin. There's a lot of love. Do you want to be Scott? The wish, the wish grantor's coming soon. Oh, the wish grantor. It's wish grantor Eve. Yeah, decide. Um, I know. I mean, the witch grander. I mean, you want to be something with opposable thumbs. Me wants to be something with a pose of

thumbs. You want to be something with a fucking monkey. Yeah, maybe a monkey. Although, they're good dirty. Honkeys animals are disgusting. Hey, it was your question. I know, I don't want to be one zebra. Okay. Why zebra? That's cool. You're gonna go to the horse. I don't know. I'll be right there. I'm fine. I gotta take holiday to the zoo soon. Yeah, you do. Yeah. You want to be coming up on that time of the month. Time to go to the zoo. You have your period. You want to make the monkeys go crazy.

Yeah, I want to make those monkeys go crazy. Yars and yards ago, a friend of mine moved to town and he had a little son who was like, a toddler maybe a little bit older, you see, he could talk a fair piece. And I said, hey, I want to take you guys to the zoo. And my firm was like, yeah, sure. And so we went to the zoo and the little boy could not have been less interested.

Wow. Anything that was going on at one point, we were looking at elephants and this little child punched me in the balls to get my attention and then said, Paul, look at these ants. Oh my. That's not proportional. And then I found out afterwards

that they had just been to the zoo like a couple weeks before. Oh my God. Why did you not tell me that? Yeah. You got to space it out, keep it interesting. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're punching the ball should be reserved for like, hey, there's a train coming right now.

This I hope no one does that. If there's a train bearing down on this, you don't want to get punched in the ball. I don't want to get punched in the ball. Like, oh my ball. I can't. And then you just like fall to your knees and the train runs. It would be great. It wouldn't be great if like in the movies you got hit in the balls, you just get right up. You can't do whatever you're doing. Yeah. Just for once I get you all, and then you're back at action. Anyway. Yeah, it does really take you up for a long time.

No, I mean, debat, like. It's not good. I, I, I, yeah, occasionally. I mean, I didn't think it would be good. Occasionally, if someone really goes at it, you know, goes at them, Goes at them. You know, especially when you're young, someone will be. Boosh, right? But if someone just accidentally swatts you

or whatever, it's usually like, ow, okay, anyway. As I was saying, I mean, it can linger. It's like your funny bone, like that pain. Oh, yeah, because you're dicks the funniest bone you got. Yeah, it's pretty funny. I mean, women laugh at it when I take it out All right, we have to say great

And we're back well, and you know what it is it's's time for a three-cher. Time for a three-cher. If you would like to send us a three-cher, a little game we can play, write to us at 3DMUSA gmail.com. So this is one, and it doesn't even say who submitted this, but maybe we played it before, I don't know. Do you think it's from Matt Upper Diser? Did he? It's from a go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go- Oh

This is called for for five second rule. Okay. Oh submitted by tamer. Okay. Thanks tamer And to me here. It's T. A. M. E. R. Okay, no accent mark. Is it L, period tamer? Lion. Lion tamer? Oh, sorry. Just tamer. I don't know, but it could be tamer tamer. No, it could be many tamer. It could be many tamer.

It could be anything. Who knows? So the object is to name three things in five seconds. Player one comes up with a question like name three famous Jennifer's. Player two asked, all right. I thought your phone was a cookie. Oh no. Wait, shut up. I thought you guys are both cookies. I'm a bear cookie. Not a human. Shut up. I thought you guys were both bear cookies. Shut up. I thought you're a bear cookie. Shut up. I thought you're a cookie. Shut up. I thought you're cooking. Shutter, you're a bernie, get your cheese. Shutter, you're a bernie, get your cheese.

Ha ha ha. Shutter, but I'm gonna pretend now. Shutter, cut it. Hi, I'm Ross Bro. Shutter, I have Kodav wood ham. How about your cookie? How about a pro? I thought your cookie,

because I should have wood ham and Kodav, you knew. Goodbye forever. Chum back to the grave. Back to the grave. He's dead, right? He's dead. Oh my god. Back to the grave? Never forget when a little girl played him on all that. Really? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I then the person we go clockwise, I guess, has five seconds to answer. If they succeed, they get a point.

If they fail, then the next person gets a chance to answer the same question, but they can't reuse any of the previous person's answers. Okay. So. And it's always Jennifer's. Is that what I'm looking for? Yes.

Jennifer's. Jennifer's. Any category? Jennifer's. Three things. It's not even people. It's just three things. Okay. I like it. Yeah, okay Three things so who decides the category? So the person Player one does and then Then I think we just go around you decide a category if you name three of that thing three of that thing And then if if they can do it in five seconds Great, if not that next person gets they can do it five seconds great. They get a point if not we don't care

Yeah, okay, okay, so I'm gonna start And I'm gonna go to Paul we're gonna go call boys. Okay, and I'm gonna count it down in my head. I'm not gonna do it to you. But I- That's fair. Okay. All right, so, name three pieces of furniture. Couch, table, chair, got it. Lauren, name three types of egg. Austridge, chicken, sparrow. Okay, that was close.

Down to the wire. I don't even know what you meant. I was gonna say fry. I realized, yeah. Yeah, I was ready to accept. I was ready to accept. Actually, I was gonna say brown, and. I don't even know what you meant. I was gonna say fry. I realized, yeah. I was ready to accept. I was ready to accept. I was gonna say brown, and then I didn't think that's it. I would have accepted. Okay, okay.

That's the type of thing. Okay, name three, Alison's. Alison, Mackie. Alison, I caught it all I can think of as someone I used to date. I don't want to say her name. Doesn't work. Okay, I don't get a point.

Okay. No, you sure don't. Allison Mackie though, that's. Allison Mack, I think she's like the girl from Inixium. Yeah, that's why I was trying to think of. Yes, just recently out of prison. Myth, that's why I used to date. Okay, you branded?

Yeah, oh yeah. Name three parts of the boat. Stern, Bale, Paul. Nice. Okay, Lauren, name three eye colors. Blue, green, brown. Okay. Scott, name three candies that have a chocolate in them.

Reese's peanut butter cups, Tootsie roll, Hershey's kisses. Wow. Tootsie rolls, you know, that's a risky choice, because it is chocolate, but it's more like wax. It's more like Wackley chocolate. Yeah, it's more of a crayon. Oh, yes, me. Yeah, hi, name three internet browsers.

Oh, my God. Oh, God. Coffee has you stalling for time. Stalling for time. Wow. That's a giant help some spit. All right, three internet browsers. Safari, good chrome, fire fox.

Nice. Yeah, you did it in four seconds. Unbelievably, he did it. Although he fought about it. Yeah, he was choking the duck going. Oh, it was still a fire fox. Okay. Take all of the Zidia shit to my Zilas.

All right, Lauren, name three types of two animals. Zebra, giraffe, elephant. Wow, I was a deja vu. We've done this. Oh, no, wait. No, you went to the zoo. Dajazu. Jane and someone got mad at her. What? She told the story or cool-opted. Oh no wait. Jamie Plasia too. Jamie Plasia too. Jamie and someone got mad at her.

What? She told the story or cool opted. Oh wait. Someone we know told a story on a podcast. I remember this. And maybe I even brought it up on this podcast. How someone got mad at them because they didn't, they didn't do it fast or they didn't wrong or something.

Little look at that. Does that sound familiar to you? We'll look into this. Okay. Yeah, we'll get our people to look at this. Someone will tell me, okay, what's the category? I'm giving you. Yeah. Is name three, three, three, yeah, who get our people to look at this? Someone will tell me, okay, what's the category? I'm giving you. Yeah.

Is name three, three, name three, things you find under your sink in the kitchen. Drain no plastic bags, the dishwasher, things that you put into the dishwasher, those little, what do you mean? I'm giving myself a call. Ah! You had it, then you just kept talking.

Yeah, but talk yourself out of it. Point, well, I mean, I got it. I got my point. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Tide pods. I love to eat them. Oh, you're swathe pods. Name three prime numbers.

One, three, nine. No. I don't know what prime numbers are. Nine is not. Nine is, seven? Seven is this one. I almost said seven. Yeah. I don't remember what prime numbers are.

They can't be divided. Indivisible. Yeah. Who cares? For truth and liberty. So I don't get a point. Actually, you do not. Three, I guess.

Three, I guess. You what? Three, I guess, is not prime. Is it one? No, three is. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Okay.

One five seven. One three five seven. 11 13 17. Oh, this is boring. 23. I hate math. Amazon Prime Day. Paul, it's your turn to give Lauren a category.

Lauren, name three fabrics for socks. Kashmir, wool, cotton. Right, tell me, Kashmir was the first one. I don't have any. I don't have any, I like the idea. Sweaty little feet. I don't think it's a little face. It's comfortable, right?

Yeah, they make them. Truly. I don't know if it's being aspen, Colorado, when they used to do the Aspen Comedy Fest, and there was, they make them. Truly. I don't know of being an Aspen Colorado when they used to do the Aspen Comedy Fest, and there was a store there insane, right? And there was a store that was selling cashmere sheets. And I was like, I know, what do you, how do you clean? No, that's great.

What happens when you shit on them? What happens when your dust mites take over? Very valid question. Yeah. All right, it's got name three brands of headphones. Bose, beats by Dre. Ehh. I don't know. Those are the only two.

Apple AirPods. Oh, yeah. Apple also makes it over the year. I have those. I like them a lot. Air Max over the shoulder builder holder. By Apple. Yeah, those big headphones are holder shoulder builder holder. My Apple. Yeah, those big headphones holder today.

Apple. My Apple. My Apple. My Tyco, of course. Tyco YDD. My commercials. No. Tyco was a toy company.

Coincupity. And that's how they would end their commercials. Oh, like for slot cars or whatever, the announcer would say, by Tyco, of course. Wow. Of course. Like you thought I was something else. Who else could come up with something so great?

We're gonna hurt you, kid. But slot cards are toy you can use for a half an hour and then it's broken forever. Slot cards. Paul, three Quentin Tarantino films. The hateful eight, Pope Fickshon, a grindhouse.

Wow. Colossus. Did I get it but no, you didn't get it. You didn't get it. Sorry. We got to be out on the rolls because otherwise, no, it's gonna win. I know. It wasn't even tied. It's like you don't put tied in a dishwasher.

Put that in. By the way, grind house technically is not, I mean, it was, anyway, go ahead. Death proof. On the movie called, yeah, but he directed death proof in grind house. Right, but it was a movie. I don't know.

Called Grindhouse and he was one of the directors. Ladies, ladies. So I think it's a quite good. Like, you're both beautiful. You're both pretty pebbles. It's all pretty pebbles, right? All right, give Lauren a minute. Lauren, name three lakes.

Lake Michigan, Lake Erie, Lake Huron. What's the period in there? Interesting. Sometimes I ask people this a lot. What's the period in there interesting? Yeah. Sometimes I ask people this a lot and I always think it's interesting what their lake choices are. Yeah. Yeah.

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Three Robin Williams character names Jeannie Jack Mr. Good morning Vietnam You said I can't believe you got to mr. Don't make this is doubt I don't know Hi me hi. Oh yes you You didn't immediately pivot. Yeah. I don't know. Uh, hi me.

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Name three famous colleges Yale Harvard Tufts People know about it I mean, people have heard of it. Name three cities in Australia. Melbourne, Sydney, and Perth. Yeah, you're going to say Perth. Me too.

So we've all been there. Yep, we all went there. They didn't have to. That was fun. No one was forcing us. I'm glad, absolutely. We did that. I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad we are so glad I'm free pandemic. Well, I so we are that aura frame Yeah, and when pictures come up from that I think the special time. No, they're not sponsoring is still

But I think that aura frame is literally the invention that gives us the most joy. I And my family they're not sponsoring us anymore. But they gave us a bunch of friends. I gave it to my mom and I have one at my house and we both love them. Yeah, we love them. We comment on the things that pop up all day every day and my whole family loves them. We do that too. It really is enjoyable. If they want to give us ads again, it'd be great. Honestly, it's a good gift. Yeah, it really is. It is one of my favorite things. Yeah, especially me too. Yeah, I feel like if you're looking for some more, you can't figure out what to get.

Yeah, yeah, it seems like a thing that you'd be like, yeah, digital frame, but it's actually better than the ones I've ever had. It definitely is. Yeah, yes. All right. Anyway, all right. Oh, is it me to you? Yeah, hi. Okay. Name three file sharing services. Dropbox, reach, transfer, Google Drive.

Wow, you did it. That was good. Oh, my God. Lauren, name three defunct social media platforms. My space. Tumblr. Friendster. There's a Tumblr still out there. Tumblr is still out there. It's bringing defunct. It's bringing the fruity palette. I think it's denoise for sure I don't know how to I'll still get no no, I don't even know you don't need it because you're I don't want my point because I want them to I'll be really earning okay, okay Scott name three

Three Things you see in the dark Nothing nothing nothing you don't see anything in the dark. Nothing, nothing, nothing. You don't see anything in the dark. What's that? You didn't mean glowing eyes. Oh, okay. The moon, stars, and street lamps.

I'm really like. You know what I'm proud about it. All right, Paul. Name three first and last name members of nsync cool Justin Timberlake JC Shazay Joey fat one You got it. I honestly I can never keep straight

In sync and back street ball who are the members of back street boys? No idea. Yeah, I know what I'm gonna Know the party Carter. Yeah, I know. I'm a little bit of a card. I don't know the party Carter. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Nick Carter. Oh, Aaron Carter. Oh, that's a damn Carter. Yeah, who is pass away, of course. Oh, I didn't know that. Nick Carter is right. What about Darren Carter, the party starter? Don't know. Okay. Is it my turn? I go to Paul to Lauren. Okay. Lauren. And this is our last one. Okay. No, it's not we can go for a little long. Okay Name three

Condiments catch up mustard mayonnaise Okay, okay, it's had a layer. Oh boy. Yeah Scott Name I think I need a layer no, no doing a Ray Romano voice name No, no, no, no, doing a Ray Romano voice name three 80 sitcoms. Oh, who's the boss? Oh Full house Ray Romano. Oh Dubra Oh Valerie's family Family how many times it to go there wasn't intermediary one that you missed I

Know it was Valerie then it was the Hogan family. I think that we were told there was something in the middle. I think that person was kidding around. I think I'm kidding around. And there's nothing. The Hogan family originally called Valerie and then later Valerie's family, the Hogan's. Wait, what? That was the last name?

Yeah. It went from the Hogan's to The whole no went Valerie Valories family the Hogan's the Hogan family Valerie's family the Hogan's does not roll off the time. I don't know about to watch Valerie's family the Hogan kids kids Valley family the Hogan's is on All right, I like the layer Yeah, that'll air three stars of Valerie's family the Hogan's and with what layer? with the layer of in Peter O'Toole's voice

Sandy Duncan Justin basement Jason Bateman The ghost of Valerie She haunted that show. That's what we all know. Points. Points. Points.

Points. Points. Lauren, I want you to name three bridges in the oldest lady voice you can imagine. The golden gate bridge. The Brooklyn bridge. The Manhattan bridge. Well, she was about to die. Oh my God. Her last words were three bridges. That's where all my bones are buried. I mean gold. Okay. That's a terrible mistake. My bones were not interested in going please find my buried bones. In the style of Jack Johnson name three types of trees. Making banana pancakes. Oak, Elm, Pine. making banana pink. That's his weirdest song making banana pancakes. I can't even single song of his

bubbly toes. I think I've ever. You're not really. Yeah. Yeah. Bubbly toes. He's a guy who has so little to sing about that he has to sing about making banana pancakes. No, maybe bubbly toes. Does make me want banana pancakes. No, maybe bubbly toes. It does make me want banana pancakes. She's kind of does. Should we? Is Jason Rans. Banana pancakes? Banana pancakes, bubbly toes. I'm gonna look at Jack Johnson. Bubbly. He's bubbly toes. Yeah. Bubbly toes. Yeah. It's as simple as something that nobody knows that our eyes are as

big as her bubbly toes on the feet of a queen of the heart. Here's an ad for her. And her feet are all big as her bubbly toes on the feet of a queen of the heart. Here's an ad for her. And her feet are all covered with tar balls and stuff. And ad for the Meg 2 first. But two. Is this Meg 2? And ad for what? The Meg 2.

The Meg 2! Hey Jack. It's just not a... This has been an apen case. No, okay. Why is this happening? I don't know I wanted to hear him sing about okay. It's being of the Meg 2 we saw a commercial for some Body once

So there's some Jason state the movie of me tooch too. Yeah. Is that the mech too? Yeah, yeah. It looks about the big thing. The mega, mega, mega, mega-tron. The mega-tron. Oh, no, it might be for the extendables for. No, it was a giant shark move. Okay, it's the mech too.

But the shark is so giant that it's like, yeah. Why would the shark be bothering with any of these things? Yeah. Yeah, it's, you know what I mean? It's like, yeah. If you saw a peanut on the floor, would you be like, ah, that was dumb. Oh, I know what good.

Okay, look, Lauren wants. Yeah, it feels good. It feels good to win. You have fruity pebbles, baby. Oh, it's all fruity pebbles, baby. Um, guys, that was it. Should we get shirts that I say it? It's all fruity pebbles baby. Now you're fruity pebbles baby. Oh, it's all fruity pebbles baby. Guys, that was it. Should we get shirts that I say it? It's all fruity pebbles baby.

You're fruity pebbles baby. Yeah. Who's the fruity pebbles mascot? Flintstones. They are. How did that ever happen? Flintstones. They had a childhood name pebbles on the show.

That makes sense. And they're like, we gotta get in. Which was first, Coco Pebbles's for forever. When he looked this up. A dab of do-day. We'll have a game. You can't have a dab of do-day, Mom.

A dab of do-time. We'll have a do-time. We'll have a game. A game of time. We'll have a game of time. So when the Wilma hits the back of the dinosaurs crack it some more What? Um, okay look if you want to write to us 3d mosa gma.com if you want to call us Hag claims eight if you would like to hear add free versions of this go to cbb world.com

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Sounds so fun. We'll see you there. We'll see you at all three of those because the three of us will be at all And in hell yeah, don't bother me too much. I'm gonna be too busy burning Hey, if you see me in hell, please just like respect my pride All right, bye. Bye. Right Bye! Bye!