Threedom - He's Not a Legal Creep!

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

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Um. I didn't think about that. Now I feel bad. Yeah. Do you want to apologize to everyone? No. Including us? Do you want to give me 20 bucks? No, I feel bad but I'm not going to apologize. Do you want to give me 20 bucks? I do. Great. Here you go. That would be tight. That would be tight. That would be tight to

receive 20 dollars from you. Do you get on your Instagram do you receive in your algorithm a lot of cleaning tips? What? No. Oh, I get tons of cleaning tips. Why? Because you look for a cleaning tip one time? No, probably because I look at them every time I see them.

But I, and they're like, you like this, you like this. But you like this cleaning tip. You like this. There's this one guy who makes these videos that are so intense. And he'll be like, he moves really fast like towards the camera and he's like, he's like, got spots on your mirror? And then he'll like grab a lime,

he's like cut a lime in half and he's like, he'll cut it really, he's like cut a lime in half, wipe it out of the mirror, put a shaving cream and it's gone, wha, and he'll do like 40 in a row and they're all like equally kooky. No, it's like send these to my housekeeper. I don't wanna see them. Oh my God.

No, there are so many I wanna try and I save so many of them and then I never ever ever look at it again. Yeah. What if that guy shows up at your house? There's something going on obviously. Cause I look like shit. Okay, that's not cool.

I don't like when people have that weird energy. I don't like it. It's so cracked out. Like us on this show? Oh no. Hey, by the way, this is Freedom. Talk about mirrors. This is Freedom. I'm Scott.

I'm Paul. I'm Lauren. When was the last time you cleaned your own toilet? Every time you use it. Oh! Cause I've been going dookie in there. There is no way. Kiss goodbye. I'm ashamed to say we sang that at my graduation.

There is no way you will catch me taking a poo in this bathroom, which is right next to your head. What, are you going to go in the other one? I would if I had to. Reality recap. Yeah. Last item on Vendor Pimp Rules. This is months ago, but I have something I want to bring up about it too. Go ahead.

You know what? I don't think we need the qualifiers. I don't think we need the qualifiers. I'm just saying we're so far ahead. Look guys, we have to do it this way. This is the way it has to be. I know. Everyone needs to get over it.

No one said anything. Yeah. Why don't you wait? Why don't you wait to watch or listen to anything else so that you'll be caught up with us? Just listen to these episodes. We'll tell you what you need to watch in order to and wait to watch anything. And then we'll say like, Hey, we just watched, you know, an episode of Vanderpump that came out months ago. In the episode description, we we will say you should have listened to this and don't six months ago. Yes and by the way we are banking episodes because of my maternity leave.

Yes. So there's a really good reason to shut up. It's okay reason but there there's a scene where the friend group is at some bar in Hollywood or West Hollywood or whatever the fuck. Hollywood or Pollywood. Gollywood, Shollywood. Everyone with their old Bermuda. Adrenochroma wood. And at one point Tom Scandival turns to his buddy the worm, Tom Schwartz, and says,

I need to take a shit. I know. I didn't like that. I didn't like that. No, it wasn't that, it was people were all like, hey, where were you? We thought you left. And he leans over and he goes, I actually had to take a shit.

No, he announces it beforehand. Oh, okay, I missed that part. So he says it twice in an episode? And he's at where? At a bar. At a bar, like, the idea. That is really gross. And he's at where? At a bar. The bar, like the idea. That is really gross.

The very idea of shitting at a bar. It's, I think it probably happens every second, but I think that he should not have to announce that. No, he shouldn't have to announce it. I thought he should just say I was using the restroom. He also shouldn't have to tell people afterwards. I know. This is exactly what I was doing.

Yeah. I don't think people... Well, he might need to because everyone's like, what's your alibi this time? Well, now who are you having sex with? Behind everyone's back. I was pooping into the toilet. Maybe it does come up later where he was fucking someone. And that's his alibi?

And that's his alibi. Great alibi. And that's why they included it. That should be everyone's alibi for everything. If you end up in court. Your honor, I was taking a shit. I wasn't there. I was indisposed. It's what I always taking a shit. I wasn't there. I was indisposed.

It's what I always think of when the thing pulled over for speeding. It's like, I'm having diarrhea. I'm having diarrhea. I'm having active diarrhea. I remember I dated- I'm driving to a pool. Don't arrest me for that.

I dated a woman who said like, oh yeah, I just cry for the cops anytime I'm pulled over. I used to cry. And I mean, this was, I was in high school or something, but it was cause I was actually scared. I was like, oh, I'm pulled over. I used to cry. And I mean, this was I was in high school or something, but it was because I was actually scared. I was like, oh, it's just so terrible. I ran a stop sign.

Calm down, miss. Here's a trading card. Yeah. No, she was always just like, I didn't. I thought you were following me and I didn't know what was happening. You're like, it's OK. Just be more careful. I thought you stole the police car and you were a murderer.

You were a blues brother. No. So here's the part I wanted to highlight from that. And this is not a Bravo recap podcast necessarily, but it could be. For five minutes. But the part that I thought was really funny was like- When he took a piss.

Was when Sandoval was like, his voice is so annoying, but it was like, Oh man, I just, everyone's treating me like I'm Scott Peterson or something. And then, and then Schwartz says, Schwartz says, they're not treating you like, wait, didn't Scott Peterson like murder his wife? And Santa Vo goes, allegedly.

I don't think you have to cover those bases, you went to jail. You don't have to protect this guy either. And also like, you said it's upsetting to be compared to him. And then you're saying, but he was falsely accused. Yeah. It made me laugh so hard. And then Coolop, who is too good for Vanderpump Rules,

is working in her office all the way down the hall. She laughs simultaneously with me. I'm like, you're watching it. Ah. Coolop's pretending to be working and she's like listening. She laughs simultaneously with me. I'm like, you're watching it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool, I was pretending to be working and she's like listening. Yeah.

She's like, what is he up to now? That little scandal. It made me laugh. Does she not watch any of that stuff? She occasionally, she actually did really start liking Bachelor in Paradise. But then I was like, oh, is she gonna watch every year? Then the next season,

she didn't, wasn't interested. What's the difference between the bachelor and bachelor in paradise? I mean, obviously it is a paradise. It's fuck Island. All past members like come together on the beach and they form a relationship. The problem with the bachelor is the ratio. If you're in a couple, you can stay on longer. The ratio you say? On the bachelor. The golden ratio, perfect. No, on the bachelor or the bachelorette. There's a Fibonacci sequence.

It's 30 to one, right? So the only amount of hookups you can have is one. On bachelor in paradise. Oh, on bachelor. On bachelor in paradise, there's like 15 and 15, 15 men, 15 women. And so they all fuck each other. Well, because there's a million stories going on.

There's an opportunity for chemistry, because honestly, how many of the women competing for the bachelor's heart are actually interested in him? You just get you just get like Munchausen or whatever. Yeah. You get stuck home syndrome. It is weird. Munchausen or whatever. Yeah. You get munched. Suckholm syndrome. It is weird. I'm always using munchausen wrong. It is weird. It's the second time I've done that. I never really sat and thought about it before,

but the idea that when you're a contestant on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, that you're saying, I'm gonna go on the show to meet someone. One guy. I don't know who that. No, they usually know about it. They usually know who it is now. Oh, because they use a person from the previous season.

Yeah, yeah. I hate that. And they always announce it and they're like, well, I was so excited when I found, I think some people are in the casting process before then and then they find out who it is and they can back out or not. But I don't think anyone backs out.

Well, at this point you want to be on the show. What about the year Scott Peterson was the bachelor? That's true, allegedly. So dark. Soedly. So dark, so dark, so dark, so scary. Don't like it. Yeah. This ride, you got to be this high to get on. Even love is blind. There's even love is blind. Sometimes when they end up together at the end, like you'll get one or two

that actually get married or something. I just go, I don't think so. I don't think so. It's so rushed and they have so many problems in such a short window always. But the thing about Love is Blind is they're using like Texas eights, you know? Which, Jesus Christ. Where's the bachelor and the bachelorette?

Those are LA 10s. Well LA 8s. Texas 3. What? No. Wait, what was I going to ask? Oh, the first, was it the Bachelor or The Bachelorette first? The Bachelor was first,

because that was the big- Men come first. Men come first. But that was the big, it was like such a crazy idea for a show. That was Trista and Ryan? Yeah. That was the second one. Oh, the second one. No, Trista was the first one. I don't believe so. That's the first one.

She was the first Bachelorette. What's the first one? The first one was this weirdo who I've talked about many times saying they might be giant song when they got into the horse and carriage in Central Park. Yeah, but what was his deal? What was his deal? Just Google first bachelor.

Okay. Ever. Adam. Ever. Oh, was he the Adam Firestone or something? Where was that? Alex Michel. He has kept a low profile.

A low pro. He's kept a low, a GoPro. Since starring as the first bachelor in 2002 after giving his final rose to Amanda Marsh in the finale and opting not to propose. The pair went their separate ways in 2003 after 10 months of dating. He currently resides in Washington DC and works as a media industry executive.

Ew. Amanda, who is engaged to her longtime love, Chris, told us exclusively in July 2020 that- You read so dynamically. Alex is married with kids. Wait, who said this? The woman that he got together with on the show. So they're still in touch.. So they're still in touch. I guess they're still in touch.

Yeah. He's keeping a low profile, but he's like, I should let her know that I'm married with kids. I got to let her know. Yeah. Hey, please tell people I'm a media consultant or whatever the fuck. And tell us exclusively in July of 2020

that I'm married with kids, please. Everyone's interested in the first bachelor, Alex Michel. There was the one Air to the tire company firestone. Oh, right, and he was kind of Andrew something firestone Alex Andrew first Yeah, he rolled around like a transformer and he was so charismatic. Because it was more than meets the eye. Because you write him off, you go, well, he's got arms and legs that are tires.

And it's kind of like, oh, is it because that's his family's thing? And then you get to know him and you're just like, there's more than meets the eye. That was a choice that he made. His penis is also a tire. Yeah. And you can't see that because of the pants.

And that'll run you over, girl. Because he's got tire pants. With a very worn tread, if you know what I mean. I. Because he's got tire pants. Ha ha ha. Mm, mm, mm, mm. With a very worn tread, if you know what I mean. I know, he's seen quite a few. He's lost quite a few layers to that tire on the freeway. Of love, in a pink Cadillac. Exactly.

Ha ha ha. Is the pink Cadillac from Freeway of Love? Pink Cadillac. But there's also a song called Pink Cadillac. Yes, are they the same car? Yeah. Because they have the same, later in the lyrics, Is the pink Cadillac from Freeway of Love? Pink Cadillac. But there's also a song called Pink Cadillac. Yes. Are they the same car? Yeah. Because they have this, later in the lyrics,

they talk about the VIN number and it matches. Ha ha ha ha ha ha have to go climb up on top of the car, get your face into the window. You have to scrape the paint. Put your monocle right up to the glass. Because it's hidden under there. That's what Throw Them on the Glass is about. It's about monocles. Yeah. Throw them on the glass.

How often do you get your car washed? Is it put them on? Put them on. You don't have to throw them. It's more polite to throw them. How often do you get your car washed? Maybe once every six weeks or so. That's a lot.

I used to get my, I used to. I never do it. Why are you so interested in my lifestyle? I used to wash my car every month. Like when I'm cleaning your toilet. I used to as well. And I loved it. And then the drought happened

and then I never got back into the habit of doing it. Years and years ago I used to do that, but I now do not ever do it. And then when I do, I usually do like a real detail like situation and just like get it all free fresh. And I always feel so good. It's like brushing your teeth really hard

before you go to a dentist. Oh, I love it. So like the blood is just flowing. And they're just completely tricked. And they think that I have good hygiene. They're like, ah, go home. I don't need to do anything here. You got me again.

You frostbite all the enamel off. Bloody mouth. A little bit. But I ask because both of our cars right now You got me again. You frosted all the enamel off. Bloody mouth. Bloody. You bloody little bit. But I ask because both of our cars right now are very dirty. Do you want me to give you some information about it? Go outside and go get a little scrubbed down.

I haven't cleaned the inside of my car in quite a while. Yeah. Because I don't really, I don't leave stuff in my car. You know what I mean? So you're out there cleaning yourself? Yeah, I walk through the car wash. Mm, good. You get all the soap on you,

and then you rub all over the car. Yes, yes, yes. Like it's a white snake video. Exactly. Got it. Exactly, I do love the car wash though. I remember getting into this conversation with someone before that.

I feel that if your car is full of trash, you're trash. You're trash, yeah. You feel sad about yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Messy bed, messy head. I know someone who worked with a very famous actor who they would drive a Porsche to work every day, and it was just filled with Taco Bell wrappers.

Oh my god. I just feel like just take it out. Is it Mr. Cruise? Yeah, Terry. No, it's not. Do you think they get confused for each other all the time? T. Cruz. T. Cruz. They have to be.

Yeah. They get each other's mail. Probably. Yeah. Remember when Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz dated? Yeah. I forgot about that. They went after Caesar, Leslie.

Yeah, but it's spelled different. No. Do you ever have? Not the way I do it. It should be cruise, cruise. Cruise, cruise, cruise. Cruise, cruise, cruise. They should be in a throuple. Yes.

They should be in a throuple. Let me ask you this. Three spellings of cruise. Have you ever had a bad mailman? I... Someone who routinely like misdelivers things? No. You get somebody else's mail.

Sometimes we have a guy who's like the weekend guy. It's the weekend guy. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Someone who routinely like misdelivers things. You get somebody else's mail. Sometimes we have a guy.

It's like the weekend guy. It's the weekend is delivering your mail. Yeah. See, it's not his main passion. After the idol things went bad. He's like, I don't know. One of those TV shows that makes me like the person involved less. Like I used to really enjoy the weekends music and now anytime one comes on and

like, I haven from the idol. I haven't seen that show, but I do think all post offices deserve a Queer Eye makeover. They're all so depressing. Let's get the Fab Five in there. These people do such important work sorting mail and doing all these things and it's always the funkiest place and I just think it's horrible. I don't mind that about it actually. Well there's something sort of nostalgic about it and sort of like calming,

but I think if I had to stand in here every day, wouldn't I like it if they put fresh paint on the wall? Here's the problem, they do it just- It's government building. You know behind the scenes where you can't see, it's like a fucking clubhouse. They do it often. They got all their posters up.

They do it often enough that it looks 20 years out of date, whereas if it looked 50 years out of date, it would be charming. Yeah. But they do it too often. But I like it when they put up horny decorations for holidays and stuff like that. I don't know.

Horny decorations, you said? Horny decorations. Yeah, horny decorations, yeah. That's what I said. He likes like little Santa dicks. I'm trying to ascertain what you said. No, what I said was horny decorations, you're right. Yeah, that thing you said.

You and your pocket pussies. That thing you said. I wouldn't put it past you. Hey, they were accidental. Accidental pocket pussy. Yeah, that's you and your pocket boozies They were accidental I there's a my post office. There is a TV screen that is always showing a little dinosaur and the words no internet connection Wow Every single time I'm like why why you don't have a don't know

Here's a nobody's curious about a lot why even have it? I don't know. Here's a what what. Nobody's curious about fixing it? And a lot of times the kiosks don't work when you can mail it yourself, the self-service things don't work. Here's a what would you do. I went into a doctor's office recently.

Again? And in the waiting room, there's always been a TV there. This time it was attuned to Fox News. Attuned. Oh. It made me just go like, what is this guy's deal? There's been a TV there. This time it was attuned to Fox News. Attuned. Oh. Made me just go like, what is this guy's deal? There's this TV at the doctor.

I bet James Woods was in there before you. Oh. And requested that they turn it to Channel 2 Joyce. That makes sense. That's a specific tuning. Like usually when you go into a dentist or whatever, maybe there will be HTTV on or, you know, something frivolous or whatever, but to tune-

Something frivolous. Tune your office waiting room to Fox News is really saying a very specific thing. That is strong. Yeah. Well, here's why I ask about the Mailman. Okay. Because there was a package that was marked-

Your pocket pussies. Was marked as delivered and signed for. They often write that shit when that's not true. And it said it happened on this day. It was a Saturday. And Janie and I were home all literally all day. We did not leave the house. And so I go to the post office and I say, can you find this package? And the other guy says he delivered it. Like, Like, I was home when I was in there.

And then it's like a thing of, I don't wanna get this guy in trouble. You know what I mean? It's not, yeah, I want that package, but I also don't wanna be a snitch. Yeah, I don't wanna cause problems for somebody. Was it from a company or a friend or like? There's like a thing I bought on eBay.

Okay. And you really needed it. So eBay is difficult because you can't just complain and get. No, you got to complain to the seller or whatever. Yeah. I said, hey, the mailman said he delivered this, but he didn't. What are you going to do about it? I know.

But no, Amazon does this where where they started this thing where they you can track where the truck is. Right. Yeah. And so it's coming. so there was something that I legitimately needed that night. And okay, Paul finally is laughing. I'm laughing because Lauren cracked herself up so hard. I was so excited. I just had to think cracked herself up so hard. I was so excited. I just had to think as quickly as I could. Yes.

Yes. Time was of the essence. But look. But look. But so then, you know, it's like 7.45 and the person is down the street from me. I love when it says like two stops away. Two stops away.

I don't check that that often. Oh, it's fun. This is something that I really like really need. The butt plug. Six inch butt plug. Six inch. Ouch. That's more than a plug at that point.

That's a party. Going all the way into my esophagus. Your esophagus is six inches from your asshole. That's a problem. So all this food tastes like shit. So it's like, OK, one stop away. And then it says it was delivered. And I'm like, no, I'm here.

And then then you see the truck just gets onto the freeway and is gone and I'm like, you were right down the street from me. But what happened was, I think this guy at 8 p.m. is like, that's all for today and then writes down, he delivered everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had that happen too. Yeah, because then it'll come the next day.

Yeah. And it comes the next day, but I was like, I don't want to give this guy. I really needed that one, that's not it. I don't want to give this guy trouble, but he was down the street and said he delivered it to me and he didn't know on Elizabeth Lames podcast, they were talking about how her

husband went out and got something from the Amazon truck down the street that they needed before they left for a trip. Right. Yeah. And I was like, how did that but now that makes sense that they knew the truck was over there. Yeah, I take stuff all those trucks all the time. Yeah. Trip or no trip. Yeah. You just go trip or no trip. You got anything for Paul?

Trip. This is a good game show. Trip or no trip. I'll choose trip. Is anyone watching Deal or No Deal Island? Let's talk about it after the break. I did put the... Okay.

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Yeah. It got us all on the edge of our seats. Is anyone watching Deal or No Deal Island? And my answer is no. No, and I put it on. I put it on. I went, what the fuck is going on? And they have all these challenges. And I went, in order to open cases,

is the simplest show. This is a new show. It's not deal or no deal Island. It's money Island. It's deal or no deal inspired. What if they call it a briefcase Island? Yeah. Yeah, why not? You bring your own briefcase. What if they call it deal or no island deal or no island or no deal? That's good. Do you learn? Oh, no, that's good. Do you learn? Oh deal inspired the CBB sketch spin to win which was There's a wheel with 100 spaces. Do you think I'm fucking James Lipton? Yeah, I do. Wait, you do?

My favorite word is fuck. Yeah. What a weird question for him to ask. What's your favorite curse word? It wasn't even his question. You got it from somebody else? It honestly worked great in the- Marcel Pivot.

With like older senior citizens answering it or something. Yeah, and babies. Yeah, I love them babies, I swear. Okay, so what were you gonna say? Oh no, spin to win was very funny. It was a wheel with 100 spaces and one said win, one said lose, and every other one said spin again. Because that's the experience of watching

Deal or no deal is just like, holy shit, this is just a coin flip. And the guy up there in the shadow who's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey in the shadow who's like, yeah, do you mean the banker? Yeah, the guy up there in the show. I mean to tell us about the banker Oh, well, I haven't watched it. Okay No, I wondered not if like you guys were watching if anyone literally was watching it. It just feels like Taking some something and making it too complicated. I feel like what we like right now, what the people want right now is a simple premise.

We're talking about traders. We're talking about love is blind. Traders is kind of complicated, but anyway. It's not really though. They add the challenges, which are, I think, unnecessary because I feel like I just like the, but I mean, you have to absolutely happen. I don't care how much money they win.

I think the prize pot should be what it is. I don't know. They would have no challenges and they wouldn't have enough for for an hour. Well, I know that they need stuff to do but I'm saying I don't like that at the end it might not equal 250,000. It's like 170 or something. I don't like that. I would like it if the challenges were more. I get that they have to do challenges, but I think the challenges should, maybe you're going to say something similar to this. Let's say at the same time, more oblique. I felt like it should be like where you kind of are starting to question people.

It's more stuff that makes you wonder if someone's a liar or not. Well that's the thing. I wish that they didn't have to go outside and that everything could happen inside the castle. But I wish people who own the castle will not let them outside of those three rooms. They don't let them sleep there either. Yes. But if they if it was more of a locked room, you know, sort of murder mystery kind of thing.

Yeah. But if there were also things that they didn't realize, like they didn't know how they were going to rack up the money. So if it was like a weird thing that they have to say or do that, that Alan, you know, notes, like you did it. Yeah. I do think that that's that the traders should be able to sabotage the challenges and whatever money they prevent from going in the pot they get to keep if they win the game. That's very layered. That's layered. Yeah.

That's really deep. This goes against the keep it simple, stupid. I know. Shit head. I sort of think. Keep it simple, stupid, shit head. It should be like sort of like games where you, it's more about emotions or interpersonal interactions as opposed to run through the forest and grab this flag.

Your emotion? Stupid. I doubted one. I will say this. I really like the challenges on the UK version because they're so excited about the challenges. They are. When they got to go in the like, into the helicopter.

Their reactions, oh my God, the season one finale. they were fucking so excited first they got a helicopter they couldn't and one girl got to jump out into the water she was so excited yeah if you really want to do it i'm excited for you then they got on speed boats they were like they were beaming they were having so much fun wouldn't that be the best part of your day if you were doing that show weren't they all challenges weren't they all um not tv stars yes exactly that's another part of your day if you were doing that show? Weren't they all not TV stars? Yes, exactly. That's another part of it. They don't often get to have a crazy experience like that,

so it's like super exciting, which is more fun to watch. Yes. But some of them- That being said, if there's a celebrity Traders and I can be on it, I will do it. Yeah. I'll be like the sort of unknown. Three of us take helicopters every day.

The unknown, the character? Yeah. Ooh, I love that character. From Willy Wonka? Such a good character. Now, the estate of Roald Dahl said, you know what, we like it, it's in. He's really good.

Did you guys see Wonka, the Timothee Shalala? I did, yeah, I liked it. I thought it was okay, and I thought that they were- Not as good as Paddington or Paddington 2, but there are- Well, nothing is, sweetie pie. But they're made by the same people Paddington or Paddington 2, but there are pleasures to be had. Well, nothing is, sweetie pie. But they're made by the same people. Oh, it could be.

So there are pleasures to be had. These Waka pleasures have Waka ends. That's all Westworld. Waka delights. But the songs, I've never heard more slant rhymes in a musical. It was wild. And of course, give the definition of slant rhymes for our listeners. Slant rhyme is something that's sort of

it's when two words sort of sound alike. They sound enough alike that it's Like cookie and boogie. Like again and begin. Like shoe and ca-choo. That's a good rhyme. Goo goo goo goo goo. Goo goo goo goo.

Like shoe and show. Okay. That's not even close enough for a slam rhyme I would say. I'm trying my hardest. I know but you're not succeeding. He's trying so hard. But I thought for as many songs as we're in there, there were very few solid rhymes. I wasn't paying attention to the rhymes I guess.

You must. Because I was interested in what they wasn't paying attention to the rhymes, I guess. You must. Because I was interested in what they were trying to say and the emotion behind it, but. Wow, it's so intense. Yeah. I was so invested in Wonka. I mean.

Young Wonka. This is like young Sheldon, but for Wonka. Wasn't he illiterate? Was he? Yeah, and then one of the orphans teaches him how to read or some shit. Oh, I don't know. That's why he signed the bad contract with the inn.

Well, also the contract was too long. It was too long. Who's illiterate? Let's make contracts by the way. Willy Wonka was illiterate. Contracts should be a page or less. No matter what. No matter what it's for.

No matter how many details you might need to cram in there. Anything you can hammer out should be one page. You fool. You're opening yourself up to the tiniest font imaginable. Oh, shit. I forgot about those tiny fonts. Of course they'll shrink the font. Of course they will. Of course they will.

Of course they will. Should we specify font size? Yeah. Well, this was my prediction after the strike. One of the things that we got out of the actor strike was that audition pages shouldn't be more than a certain amount of pages. Yeah, man, we've won so much in those strikes.

But then I was like, they're going to just actually, because usually when they print, people who don't audition for things, when they print sides from a TV show, which is like the pages you audition. It's in like final draft, normal font. They'll just, no, but they'll like, they'll have like a blank page that counts as a page.

So it'd be like one line on a page counts as a page. So it's like eight pages, but it's like, well it's actually three pages. Now I'm like, oh, they're actually gonna make it crammed into three pages, but be more text than we ever had before. I can take, it's actually gonna be more. I think James L. Brooks talks about this.

James L. Juice? His broadcast news, in the intro to his broadcast news script, he talked about how he made the margins, because the script was way too long all the time and he was constantly getting complaints, so he changed the margins on his typewriter or something so that it was super wide.

I'm at it. Yeah. He kept putting the word really in there. Yeah, really, really, really, really cool. Really, really, really, really cool. Really, really, really fast. It would be done so quick. For people that don't know, a lot of times you get an audition where there's so much physical action that you're supposed to do.

And especially with like a self tape or whatever, it's just like, I ain't doing that. No, or like it's like a sex scene. Like there I've gotten things like that. So you have to hire your own intimacy coordinator. It's supposed to be kissing somebody or something. So I'll just sit here and then imply that that happened. I'm gonna kiss the air. Yeah, kiss the camera.

Janie got one where she had to be like murdered. Oh my God. What if you leaned in and kissed the camera? You asked for it. Leave a big lip mark on the lips. You probably would get the job. Yeah, but getting murdered is so embarrassing. Yeah. Like to have to do that.

Yeah. What did she do? Did she just go, ah, and fall down or? She got murdered. What? Oh, what about that Vincent Gallo shit? Oh my God. Oh, there's so many creeps.

Okay, Tom Sandow. I mean, he can sue me for saying he's a creep. Can you see somebody for calling you a creep? I guess not your honor. My client is not a creep. Legally, he's not a creep. He's not a legal creep. He's not a legal creep. He's not a legal creep. He's not a legal creep. He's not a legal creep. Hey, Twins. That's great, Twins.

We did it, Twins. Preventatory noise. So Paul is done playing the New York Times games that we send each other this course. Yeah, yeah. So it's kind of we're at this point now because here's the thing. Yeah. Paul and I used to send those to each other.

Then you found out that I played. So we included you. Then Paul got bored. He didn't like seeing the scores every day. It's not because I got bored. He doesn't like the LA to the old gray lady because he is a Trump guy. And the New York Times is failing. But he he doesn't play anymore. But Lauren and I and then I once I learned that I did not send my scores.

I'm willing I'm willing to stop. Lauren sent me her scores and I was like, are we doing this? She's doing that. So I said, so I sent my scores. And now here's my new theory. When we're twins, because that's always the big enjoyable part of it. When we have the exact same order on connections and then in this new one, the same score. Yeah, I don't like strands as much. Okay, so are you stopping strands?

I'm still doing it, but I don't love it. So not only am I also still getting the connection scores from Scott and Lauren, I'm also getting the Strands thing, which I've never played. I don't know what it is. But my theory's been here. It's just a bunch of circles. You had the funniest reaction. Circles and light bulbs. If we ever.

I don't like how they show the score. I will admit that. It's not a. Thank you for admitting it. If we twin on both of those games, that's when we stop. No. Oh, you don't want us to stop?

No, I don't want to stop. I don't want to wait that long. I don't want to wait that long. We'll never, we'll never twin, we'll never twin on strands. I bet we will. Because we're just twin on both on the same day. It's never going to happen. What is the idea of strands? It's a word search. But it's, it's so, it's in beta and it's not done. I really have issues with it. So you're, you're looking for, there's a title to it. So you're like, there's a theme, but it's very vague. But it's very vague.

And then you find words. And then you have to find eight words. One of those words goes from one end to the other end. And it is the- Like a strand. And it is the category that all the other words fall in. I see. And so then the order that you get these in

is what you get sent. You get sent just a circle for, this is you found one of the words, you get set a yellow circle for, you found the spanagram, which is the category. And if you needed a clue, you get a light bulb. What's a light bulb? And so the clues are-

Meaning if you find- If you find- You find other words that are unrelated and they add up to a hint. But why does a light bulb and so the cleaning if you find if you find other words are unrelated And they have a ball represented clue because it gave you an idea This is a good point, but I was in beta talk to them, but see I don't talk to betas Here's the thing the clue thing a true alpha when you get a hint sigma. It just shows you one of the words No, no, no. Yes, you're right. It goes there's one. No, no, no, you're right. That's a great No, no, no. Yes, you're right. It goes, there's one. No, no, no. You're right.

It's a great, great freedom. No, no, no. You're right. It's this. It looks like alphabet soup. And you're just like, I guess I see a word in there. And then you're like, is that it? And then like you start to piece together. Well, today I needed a clue because he was I'll say, I advise going to go to bed.

I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed.

I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed.

I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed. I'm going to go to bed not a genius. Okay, and that was not the case. I'm Queen Bee every day now.

I don't care about Queen Bee. Every day? Yeah. Jesus. But I will go to bed and just go, I just don't care. And then guess what? It goes away and doesn't matter. I didn't like spelling bee.

Yeah. I lost interest in it very quickly. It's starting to make me feel like I'm wasting my time. You don't like anything, Paul. No, I like some things. What do you like? Vanderpump rules? Yeah.

What if that was a game? What if it was? How many shits can Sandoval take? Vanderpump rules. What if that was a game? What if it was? How many shits can Sandoval take? Three! You win! What if we did a shot for shot recreation of an episode

of Vanderpump Rules? I started doing that with Tango and Cash. I beg your pardon? I did two scenes for Funny or Die. And I lost interest. Was that the thing with those dudes? No, well, Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell, yeah. I just know that, not the actual movie.

Oh no, I did it with Casey Wilson and Jeanine Graffalo as the leads. Wow. I just revisited one of the best Funny or Die sketches, which is Nick Weigars. The Gungham style. It's so good. I recommend everyone go find it on YouTube. You have to watch past the first minute. What happens in the first minute?

Because it's gonna suck, that first minute is gonna suck. Well, you think it's one thing and it becomes something else and it's like, if you don't give it the time, you'll think, oh, that's just like whatever, okay? Yeah. So do this for Lauren, Please. It's the one request she has. Do this in remembrance of that's what I was looking for. Take this bread and eat it.

What you don't like Jesus Christ. I mean, he's fine. You don't like the Holy Eucharist all of a sudden. What's the Eucharist? It's his body. That's the cracker. Call it your body. It's the flesh of Christ. It's the cracker. Just say hey man, this cracker is my bod. It's the little thin chip. The little thin chip. Did you ever have a little thin chip? Translation of the Bible called I think it was called the Way and it had a bunch of like cool kind of 60s 70s hippie people on the cover and it was like bunch of like cool kind of 60s, 70s, hippie people on the cover. And it was like a translation that was more hip and more like in tune with what the kids would say.

I gotta look this up. Oh dear. What if like before communion, here's a picture. If a priest like said all the same stuff that you're supposed to say that's in liturgy, right? And then right before it's time for people to line up, he goes, who's hungry?

I want my cracker. Let's eat. Good bread, good meat, good God, let's eat. This was during the 60s. It was living letters in 1962, living prophecies in 1965, living gospel 66. Oh my God, they just kept calling it something different. But I wish there was an example of-

There's no sample of the writing. There has to be some. I mean, they sell them on Amazon. They're still out there. Jesus. The 1972 edition, do they give an example? Lot of five-star reviews. Oh my God. Wow. Here's a five star review. Arrived early. Well done.

I hate when people, I'm like, you're not reviewing the delivery system. You're reviewing the object. People do that so much. Came with a broken part. I mean, that's not their fault. Sometimes it is. Well, if it's the from Amazon and you're complaining about Amazon, you get one star.

Because it got broken in transit. Amazon should, before you post the review, have a thing. Are you just complaining about Amazon right now? Yeah. But they could be saying that it was shipped that way. OK, that's a bad example. But Amazon, Amazon Amazon if they're the ones doing the shipping are

the problem I fine let's just doing a It was a squirrel. Oh Paul sees another squirrel Paul in his nature. I'm he's like a little dog I saw another one what if every time he saw what he just ran barking at the door bumped his head against I'd love that. That's not good. No, it's not Not if he bumped his head, he should have stayed awake. Yeah. Yeah, so make sure you didn't have a concussion We should talk about the old man make our pets stay awake all night. night. Just keep going, hey, hey, hey, hey, slumber party is over.

What if you slept as often as a dog? That would be so awesome. I did my side project on it. So many naps a day. Do you feel like that's sad? You have to go to the department where the guy had all those dogs? Do you feel like it's sad what you just said

that it'd be so awesome if you were good sleep? You said it'd be awesome. Well, as a person who's always texting you my connections scores at 5 45 or four in the morning, yes, it would be great to sleep a little more. Thank God I have my phone on sleep mode. I would love to be able to just take little 10 minute naps. Of course you're sleeping. So I don't get the update.

It doesn't wake me up. If it did the first time I ever sent it to you, you'd complain about it. I wouldn't do it anymore. Oh, okay. I think the default setting is no one ever has their texts on at night. That's kind of what I think too. Yeah.

And so when people text me and they say, I'm sorry I texted so late, I'm like, I didn't fucking know. Yeah, not my fucking problem. Good morning, idiot. I'm sorry you did too. You should have gone to bed. Yes, the whole sorry for the late text is like, who cares?

If I'm asleep, I won't get it. Yeah, go to a nursing home grandma. I guess it's more like if you were awake and you got it. And then that's somehow invasive. Somehow like now I have to deal with this thing at 10.30 at night. Yeah, right. But it's never, I don't feel like anyone's ever texting me

to deal with something. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's always a very innocuous thing. Like, sorry for the late text. What about the time I wanted you to fix my toilet? Ah, yeah. What do you think, is it Super Mario Brothers? Three.

And I came over, what, 3.45. You have a Super Mario kind of aesthetic today, by the way, with a purple shirt. Do you do? Like, you look like you're gonna go, dee dee dee dee dee dee. Deed. Doot doot doot doot.

Wee wee wee wee. Do you remember when you sang that at Comedy Bang Bang Live that time? No. You were, I believe you were being Todd. Oh, kind of. I think I have a video of it somewhere. That's fun.

We have to take a break. Okay. We're going to end on this very somber note. I'm going to go pee now. Do you remember this thing? Okay, Lauren's going to pee and I'm going to turn the recording off while you do that. That's generous. Thanks. Okay, we'll be right back with a three-cher.

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And we're back. And before we play the Three-Chir, I have been thinking about this for years. What? And I've not been able to find it. But there was a commercial from my youth about a, for a magic, a kid's magic set. And the theme song goes, it's magic, magic, magic. It goes, make something disappear. It's magic, magic, magic. Her singing the Super Mario made me think of it because that song goes through my head quite often. And I've not been able to find on YouTube any evidence. I will say

it's magic magic magic, but it's so nonspecific that it's very hard for it to be searchable. Did you try magic set commercial? God, that would be smart. Were you just typing the words it's magic magic magic into a browser? I don't know. No, I think I've looked for magic set commercials and they, they never come up. I have a vague memory of seeing a commercial for a magic set when I was a kid and being very fascinated by it. This is probably the eighties could have been the late 70s, early 80s,

somewhere around that. I would bet early 80s. If anyone can find this for me, please send it to me. Yeah, there's a whole bunch. A whole bunch come up, but I don't think they're the one that I'm thinking of. Anyway, I would love to see it again. And if you know how to do magic, that's the other thing.

Just let us know that too. The time for talk is over. And now it's time to play a three-chur Okay This is a three-chur that is I guess played on Taskmaster occasionally. It was submitted by John No, it is not played on Taskmaster. Well, I don't know. I'm reading what this well you do now because I just told you I'm reading what this fucking guy tells me. He's an unreliable narrator, this John. You think the person who submitted it lied about where it could be seen?

Yeah. Okay. Which is how you see people. You think people are liars? They are. You intrinsically don't trust. Prove me wrong? Ha ha ha ha. Vroom, vroom.

Ha ha ha ha. Vroom, vroom. All right, let me explain this. Each turn players name a person plus a category they fall under. I think we should probably start very kind of like specific and then get, you know what I mean? So it's not just like humans. Starting with humans. So it's like a person plus a category they fall under. That person and

that category are eliminated. We can never mention anyone from that category, anyone that fits in that category or the previous person again. The next person says another person and a category they fall under. We keep going until it is impossible to name anyone new. We can also challenge anyone's answer at any time. How, when we've done this before, and I know that we've been told that we've been playing it correctly. How do you do it wrong? How did it end?

I don't know. I think we were just like, that seems like enough. Like most preachers. Yeah. Like most things in life, that seems like enough. We tried. Like sex. We're done.

Yeah, we're done. And then if somebody, let's say, okay, I'm gonna use this example. We sex. We're done. Yeah. We're done. And then if somebody, let's say, okay, I'm gonna use this example. We tried. You're looking at Paul. That is a great thing to say after sex. Hey, we tried. We tried. Look, it's better than not trying at all. Hey, it was worth a shot. Hey, we tried. My dick wouldn't go in. My dick wouldn't go in. Wouldn't go in. First to name someone, okay, here's the scoring. First to name someone who falls into a mentioned category loses. And so I guess we keep like...

And are they out? And they're out, yes. And players can challenge anyone's answer at any time, which would mean if they are challenged and they lose, they lose. Right. So I guess it just keeps going until there's only one person who has not lost. Okay. So okay. Yeah. It let's say you say Fred Astaire, no more dancers. Sure.

But then professional dancers, maybe because if you've ever danced before everyone's dance, you don't call everyone a dancer. You everyone a dancer. You're a dancer because you have danced. But then later if an actor is mentioned. And professionally I have, so I'm a professional dancer. Oh my God. But then later an actor is mentioned.

Yeah. Fred Astaire was also an actor. No, no, that doesn't count. You can still say Tom Cruise. No more actor. Because he's not a dancer. You can then say actors. What if it's the other way around? If you say Fred Astaire, actor. No more actors. And he's not a dancer. You can then say actors. But what if it's the other way around?

If you say Fred Astaire actor, no more actors. And then you say Tom Cruise. Okay, then you could not mention Tom Cruise or any other actor. But can you mention other dancer? Yes, if they don't act. Mm, Savion Glover. Did I win?

Let's try it. Let's do it. Concealingly we'll know for sure. And let's make Paul last. Okay, can't see. Clearly lost. So Lauren, you go and I'm going to write down the categories very handily. Oh my god. Paul, by the way, hates every three-cher until we do it.

That's not true. That was fun. That's not, that's also not true. Okay. Toucan Sam, no more cereal mascots. I wrote down cereal as the podcast cereal. Yeah, it's not like it's a word. This guy.

What? Cereal is a word. Yeah, but it's not like it's only just a podcast. It's a word. It's a word. I know deer. So I'm word. It's a word. I'm saying that's a podcast title, dear. Snap Crackle Pop.

No, wait. Come on. I gave you a very niche topic to start with. Yes, very good. I'm going to say Adam Ant, no people with whose first and last names start with the same letter. Whoa. I just got eliminated. For.

For. Uh, Franco Colombo, no more bodybuilders. Hmm. Everybody hearing those birds? Quinta Brunson, no more show creators. No more show creators. Okay, okay, okay. Alf, no more puppet aliens. That's really could go on forever.

Tom Petty, no more singers. Wow. Was he a bodybuilder? No, I guess not. I never saw him with a shirt off. Meryl Streep, no more Oscar winning actresses. Okay. I'm going to say, oh, I can't say him because of one of the previous categories.

It's starting, it's starting. Oh wow. Kevin Pollock, no more comedians. Kevin, are you listening? Kevin, are you listening? Are you thrilled? Kevin, can you hear me? Mary Todd Lincoln, no more. First lady.

First ladies. Fake people. President's wives. He made her up. I wonder if Kevin Pollack ever created a show. Would I have been eliminated? No one challenged me anyway, and we've moved on. Chris Harrison, no more former bachelor hosts.

There's only one. Well, no more. I'm not even gonna write that down as a category. I wonder if he's created a show. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. Okay. I'm going to say...

Tom Cruise, No More Actors. Okay. Okay. Think, Paul, think. Think, Paul, think. Don't just say Tom Cruise, even though it's all you can think of. Who is he gonna marry?

And they wouldn't have to change the last name. Adolf Hitler, no more politicians. Politicians. Kristen Bell. No more actresses, period. Wow. Justin Bell, no more actresses, period. Wow. Salvador Dali, no more painters.

Lance Armstrong, no more cheaters. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I can't say Tom Sandable. That's right. Ha ha ha. Oh bruh. No, she's an actor. Nope, she's a show creator. So does that mean you're, no. I could be out. No, no, no, keep going. No, no, stay, stay, stay, stay. You corrected yourself.

No, no, no, stay, stay, stay, stay. You corrected yourself. Louis Armstrong, no more jazz musicians. Has that been said? He was a singer. Oh, that's true. Wow. You are eliminated. I am the weakest link.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Okay. Okay. CT, no more reality people. No more reality people. Reality stars. Neil Armstrong, no more Neils.

No more Neils. Whoa, OK. Can't say him. No, can't say him. Uh... Oh boy. Oh, I'm thinking of our Neils. What's his... Oh, Francis Scott Key. No more songwriters. And that even though, cause Tom Petty was stated as a singer. He was stated as a singer.

Right, right, right. And to my knowledge, he did not put out any albums. Sir Francis Scott Key. Yeah, maybe an EP out any albums. Sir Francis Scott King. Yeah. Maybe an EP. Did you say Sir Francis Scott King? Was he a sir? I don't think so.

Let's look it up. What do we do when we don't know something? We look it up. We live on earth. Okay, Francis Scott King, you wanna sing? No, he's, yeah, he's not a Brit. Yeah. He wrote the American National Anthem. I, he wrote the American national anthem.

I thought he was a dilettante. No. Hmm. Dilettante. Not just for fun. I wrote a national anthem for America. OK. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. I'm going to say. Frank Perdue, no more businessman. Businessmen, wow.

Frank Lloyd Wright, no more architects. Hmm. Hmm. Okay, okay. Mm hmm. William Shatner, No More Canadians. He was an actor, Paul. Oh, shit! You are eliminated!

I am the weakest link, goodbye! We did it. I didn't see actors, nice work. We did it. Nice work. We did it, I think we did it right. I think we did it right too. I think we did it right too.

It definitely felt right. And you know what? Felt good. I enjoyed it. Mm-hmm. Yay! I enjoyed it. I think we did it right too. I think we did it right too. It definitely felt right. And you know what? Felt good. I enjoyed it. Yay! I enjoyed it. I love it.

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