Threedom - Honey, I Shrunk ME?!

Episode Date: May 18, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott discuss the Grinch, do a taste test, and play ThreeH1 Storytellers. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Freedom. Oh wow. Oh, there was. Yeah, that was so much sooner than you think. Yeah, interesting every time. But you know, the grim specter of death. Oh, I Thought you were gonna say the Grinch and then I was like grinch The Grinch comes earlier and earlier every year. And it's kind of like trying to get those treats because we're putting them up earlier. You know what I mean? So I'm the Halloween Grinch.

We're kind of saying it's tree time I think. He was in our village November 1st. I'm like tapping his foot and it's like, dude, we're not that kind of neighbors. We're not that kind of neighbors. Yeah. One thing they don't say about the Grinch is how much he loves other holidays.

And he was like, oh my God, he loves them. Oh, and he's very nice about them. Like he loves Valentine's St. Patrick. He's where the party is. Most everybody. Yeah. He's sure he does hide rotten eggs, which is just a little. Yeah, it's like I'm still me.

I know. I love that. But he's just so fun about it. And where's the ears? But fourth of July parties are great. He's very patriotic. I love. Well, he loves America.

Yeah, he dies himself red, white, and blue. The croak in your life. You're green. How do you die yourself? Well, it's like dying your hair. Yeah. Cause green is a combination of you should just ask him. You should ask him. I'm a stylist.

I'm a column. Okay, well, okay. Call now. Hello. Hi, is this the grid? Yeah, look, I'm with the with the branches of getting ready to steal Christmas. It's a big time. It's a big people put on the decorating earlier and earlier. Anyway, what can I do for you? How do you? Okay, so you're green. I hear you dye yourself red, white,

and blue. Oh, you know, I do. I'm standing up and saluting right now. You're standing up and saluting or saluting both. So you're in a saloon, but you're standing up and saluting. Look, I've got. Oh, God. I have a drinking problem. It's only 10 in the morning, where you are. Wait, where you're up in the North Pole? Oh, you're in Whoville.

No, I haven't. Hawaii. So it's 70. Oh, Jesus. Can I talk to him? Yeah, here. Here. Lord, let me give you the phone.

Grinchy. Okay, so I was thinking it's getting really close to Fourth of July. Where are you planning to have your party this year? Because I kind of got a plan if I'm going to fly or not. Well, my place is a fucking mess. I know because the renovations and everything. The renovations are terrible. The sawed in the backyard.

So I can't do it. So I thought, why don't we just all meet up at a park? Okay. What's he saying? Oh, sorry. He said for Fourth of July that we okay. Okay. Here on speaker. Hey, what were you saying? Yeah, I was saying this year, Fourth of July is going to be at a park. No, I was going to kind of argue against that. Just push back a little bit because I feel like I just turned about the idea. Yeah, I know. And then this is my response.

Okay. I feel that there's gonna be a lot of people doing that at parks. We're not gonna have our own space. You know, what I like is the freedom we have around you to be our true selves. Oh, I feel like maybe you should write an Airbnb. Okay, I was thinking, escape park. Oh, I've been practicing my allies.

Me too, and my kick flips. Yeah, and then we can put hot dogs at the top of the rabbit roll them down to the But okay, that's okay. I thought the hot dogs were like a lure to get us to actually do the tricks So we could grab the hot dogs on our way down. No, you're on the otters system for tricks Okay, so we're gonna roll them down the hill into the buns. Yeah into the bun of the buns are waiting I guess I mean the clean the whole thing before After that's actually a good idea. Well, probably before and after. Okay.

Also, there's going to be a bunch of oily seabirds. So bring a bunch of dawn dishwasher liquid. Oh, okay. That is the one that cuts through the grease the best. Yeah. Takes grease out of your way. Okay. So we'll do that.

All right. So which skate part with like what state? It's going to be in Colorado. Wow. And you want us to we're going to be singing proud to be American, proud to be an American. proud to be American. Excuse me. Yeah, proud to be an American. That's right by Lee Greenwood. So yeah, we're doing that as like I sort of performed. It's all it's all. Are we live streaming them?

Oh, can we sing? I hope you dance as well. Can we add that? Yeah, that's a good one. Can we sing to you? I hope you dance and then you do a little dance. Yeah, you know what? We're all gonna sing dog but if the Christmas doggy, well, that's random. I know I just can't something Okay, but how much you're eating though? Why would you why do you want us to sing a song about it? You know people don't understand I misunderstood. I don't hate Christmas. I love it. That's why I steal it every year It's like you know what you're excited. He's mad. I only you covered it for me. Oh, hey, don't you not disturb who texted you tell us what they said someone from high school It's really so for my school text. What do they say? Something something about yeah, I don't know getting together. Okay, something about getting together

Wow, okay, he's got a whole secret life. Yeah. I'm still friends with everybody. I do what I school. Who did you know? Are there any time class? Is Grincha species or your name? Both. So like Yoda? Yeah.

Yoda's a species and a name. Scott, I just feel like we should keep doing the show. Like I don't mean to cut him off. All right. Yeah, I got a joke. We're in the middle of three. Like we're in the middle of the shit. You guys are recording?

Oh, yeah. We're here with Paul. Yeah, Paul Like we're in the middle of the shit. You guys are recording? Oh yeah, we're here with Paul. Yeah, Paul has diarrhea. He's not here. Yeah. He's not a hard nut. That's what happened to him. If I don't, Paul, he'd probably do something cool.

Yes, he has the most solid poops of anyone you know, right? Yes. Well, hey, Grinch, it's been a great time talking to you. It's been great. Oh, did you get my package? I did, thank you so much. I said him like a bunch of candy. Oh, really, Christmas candy.

All candy from like California. He in Colorado, he like can't, he always just can't get some. California candy. But I think that it's actually just deployed and get me to send him stuff. Oh, whatever. I missed it so much.

Well, it's like Reese's peanut butter cops and snickers and so I think you can get it there. Yeah, I don't know. You missed California because of the candy. I miss California candy and Lord will send me a car. I do send him a lot, but I just I always kind of think it's bullshit, but I do send it, you know, it's a fact that so many times at the top. I've never sent you anything.

And I put a calm front. You're not one of these people who requires gifts in order to be your friend. Not at all, not at all. You don't just have to be like, I mean, a big part of that is, I'm just gonna steal it at Christmas time. So go get it. But I do think you're a leveling, which is gifts.

It is, both accepting them and stealing them. Yeah. So getting them two ways. Oh, Paul's coming out of the bathroom. Hey, Paul, how's your poop? Is it solid? Hey, I gotta go. Okay, see.

Hey, Paul, you're back. I love how it goes. Go heels. Sorry. Yeah, I put on my goat shoes. But why are you in some sort of like saturday costume for a play? You mean your saturday saturday, but you're afraid to be anti-submitted. Wow. Sater, but you're afraid to be anti-Semitic. Hey, we were just talking to the grid for a really long time. Oh, I was really long.

You don't be rude. I mean, he does not know when to leave the phone call. Well, no, I mean, it was rude to Paul because that just means he was gone a long time. That's what I'm saying. It wasn't that long. You were gone and totally reason. Thank you. I'm normal.

Everything about me is normal. Okay, good. You're the most normal person I know. Thank you. Thank you. You're very average. Yeah, that's how I think of myself. Can I tell you guys something?

Yeah, yeah, tell us anything. So on Friday, Mike, Mike set up fun date for us. We went to the LA Phil and saw Psycho with the live. Oh, where was Psycho? Wow. And it was so fun and I've never seen Psycho. Hey, we're gonna need some extra violins to make.

Yeah, yeah. They really were working overtime. But we were like in the second row, so we were very close to the orchestra. And it was really fun to get to like watch them up close and kind of try to eat some fun. I feel like you can't hear the orchestra well enough sometimes in the, I've never been there.

Oh, okay, great. But it was great. This was at Walter Disney concert hall. Yeah. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. The acoustics are really good. I guess we go to the ball and they have like, like the orchestra playing with ELO.

ELO is so loud. Yeah. The orchestra is just basically like a really low keyboard. And I'm like, no, I want the thing pumped up. I feel like the orchestra in those instances is protesting because they're like, we don't have kind of music.

Yeah, I think so. So they're making a big show of like climbing their instruments. Yeah, they're mining and then they're pointing at the electric guitars and doing fun sounds. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I think the only other one of those I've seen is for that documentary Jane about or Jane Goodall, um, at the Hollywood.

They had, they had an orchestra playing along with it. It was like an event for it. But an orchestra of gorillas. Well, it was like, it was like the premiere of that documentary. It's something and she was there and then they had an orchestra. But it was because it, it's just random music. Right. It's less impactful to me than to have. I mean, I was like, you know, I was like, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like,

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you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like, I do and doing that. Shhh. Honestly, that would be really good. I think the percussion instruments when someone has a question. That should be a thing. That's a question. Anyway, psychos are good movies and kids that I wouldn't know. Did you like that whole monologue at the end where you were talking about? I loved the album.

I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. We have to explain this because it's the 60s. They explain why the guy was talking about that. If you haven't seen Psycho. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't even tell you actually, because I don't want to give away.

Although, I guess I kind of already knew all the spoilers just from living in the world. But you'd say you'd never seen him. Who, right? Yeah. God, we should. It's like Soil and Green. It was so good.

I was like, this is such a good movie. For Lauren, hasn't seen him. I know. I have a little, I have a little hollywood story about Psycho. Oh, wow. Um, when the so hitchcock had the portly director himself. By the way, this was this was in first, you know, this was an answer on the people magazine. Oh, really? They were like, what portly director? We were like, he's a shot-spired people. If you don't know what I'm talking about on my

Instagram last week, I was staying in a big hub at an Airbnb. And they had a people magazine board game. We opened and it had been unopened and it came out in 1984 and it was a trivial pursuit of all like entertainment questions that were very important to people in 1984 that we had no idea what the answer is. It's so funny. it's such a dumb idea to make such a specific game. Like it's in a year, you don't care.

I think the trivial pursuit was like so big, we gotta get in on this. Absolutely. But they mentioned they're like, what portally director and we were like, what the fuck is people in magazine? Why is that the first thing they talk about? How about what famous director?

Yeah, really. Anyway, so that's why I mentioned it. So he is, he's, he wants to have a, he's going over stuff for sound effects. For these. Oh, different movie. Different movie. Oh, wait, the poorly director was doing this?

Yeah, big fatso. And so he had a bunch of, he was with the fully people. He had a bunch of melons. This is for the stabbing sound. Well, so he's a bunch of melons. This is for the stabbing sound. Well, so he's a bunch of melons all different kinds of melons and You know the person has a knife and they're just jabbing it into different melons and after they go like down the row of you know Nine different melons

Hitchcock takes a moment and then goes Kassaba Who What does that mean? Kassaba. Kassaba, that's a melons. Kassaba. Did you think it was a magic spell? Kassaba, Kassaba, Kassaba! Squish.

Squish. What is the squish thing? I don't know, but I really, I like that you don't see the people being stabbed. Like the name is tried to do. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was great. I always think that's a really cool thing

when a director can make it so that you see a thing in your mind that was not shown. Yeah, I was not shown. In scream five, I did like when the knife went right into the person's face. And that's the other way. Oh, yeah, I wasn't saying. Oh yeah, that was insane. But wait, I also have to say,

I never understood that Norman Bates was like a cutie pie nice guy. Oh, is that what they're sort of making him out to be? Well, I think the whole way through, he's just like, he's even getting it's weirder as it goes on. I've never known anything about this movie. So I thought when I hear that name, I think it's like creepy, you know. Yeah, yeah. Because in the shot for shot remake,

that Gus fans anted with Vince Vaughan as Norman Bates. Oh, whoa. And it's like a bleesaw in the theater. Yeah, so I wanted to do that. But the editions are very weird, because like the one of the only editions that they do at shot for shot, but one of the only additive things they do is Norman Bates for shop, but one of the only additive things they do,

is Norman Bates in the first scene, I think jerking up to a hole in the wall. Yeah. He's like, I gotta see this. Somebody jerking up. Yeah. Yeah.

But I, I, That was an interesting addition. I don't think I'd seen the original one a long time, and I do have to say when I saw that shop for shop remake, I was like, wow, this, I mean, it is very powerful. Oh, I gotta watch that now. I really did. Now that I'm a big psycho head.

Yeah, psycho psycho. You know, there's many sequels to psycho. I don't know that. They're not bad either. I've never seen it. Yeah, I think they're not bad. Do they do three? They did psycho two and three. I don't know about for psycho for the voyage home. That's a start. Right. By the, okay, so we're talking about places we went to. I wanted to bring this up. I went to Portland.

That's a place. He's not wrong so far. Okay. And I did the show LiveWire, which they talked about you a lot. They said you're really great on it and they played. I love doing that show. The band played the 3DM song when I walked out. Wow.

That's awesome. Hey, that's cute. And I did not recognize it. OK. But because the live band was playing it, so it's good. Yes, live band. And they were very nice on it. I met them afterwards.

And they said, did you notice it was the 3DM song? You're like, do I was so nervous, I couldn't even hear. Over the chattering of my teeth. But on the way back, I get on the plane and I have the window seat. Nice. Yeah. But on the way back, I get on the plane and I have the window seat. Nice, yeah, that's all I wanted to say. Oh my god, it's amazing, I'm so happy for you.

So I have the window seat and I get to my- You're making dumb piece against that wall of the plane. That's why you make big dumb against the wall. I wasn't gonna say that, sweetie. In no world was I gonna say that. So I get to my row and there's just the guy in the middle seat who is already boarded. And I give him the customary polite,

like hi, I'm in the window seat. Oh, what I do is when I see those people in the middle seat, I go up to them and I'm like, I'm like put my bag over the thing and then I'm getting ready. And then right as I'm sitting down, I look over at them and I go, like sucks to be you. Yeah. That's a good technique. Choose your seat earlier, stupid. Yeah. Yeah. So this guy, this guy, I point to the window seat and I go, hi, I'm there. And he goes, oh, did you want me to scoot down so you can slide in?

You want me to want that? I'm just like the fucking bulls of this guy. Nice try. I love it. What a hilarious attempt. That is so good. That's so crazy. That is so good.

Oh, would you like this horrible seat? Is that what you're trying to get? Oh, wow. The only thing that is if he just did it, like, did it. Yeah, I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. Let me move to this one. It was so funny.

I just laughed at it. That's my scene. And he goes, okay, and gets out of the room. I couldn't believe it. It was good to know. It was great. That's awesome. That's amazing.

Amazing stuff. That's awesome. That's amazing. Amazing stuff. That is amazing. So the other travel thing that happened was we went to... You didn't tell us there was going to be two? There's two travel things. All right, well, I'm not really ready. It's not a travel tip.

How I knew was you were going to go to a place. That's how this started. You really took advantage of that setup. So you just wanted me to say what the place I went to with that setup? That's what I was prepared for. So we went to Ohai this weekend first. That's a second place. Oh my God.

Where's yet? So you're just all over the phone. I land from this experience with this middle seed guy. I have to go to Ohai 45 minutes later. Wow. So that's how quickly. Yeah. Fast turnaround, fast turnaround. That's a real fast turnaround for going from one place

to the next place. Yeah. So it's the first time that we've traveled with Emmy. Who's that again? She was that little thing in the swing. Yeah, you saw her on your way. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because I remember thinking,

I'm glad that swing is getting some use. Well, I thought Kool Up got really little. A mixture of Kool Up and you got really little. A mixture of Kuhlop and me got really little. We both got really little combined ourselves. Honey, I shrunk me. Honey, I shrunk me. Well, honey, I shrunk myself. I can't see.

Is it one of those? I don't think so. I know, honey. I shrunk the kids. Honey, I blew them up this time. It's honey, we shrunk ourselves. Because all of them is your rights. Scott, I wasn't seeing any of those.

Oh, you haven't seen any? Yeah, you gotta do the whole month of those. No, but I do like the first one. Okay, we'll do it I'm not available Just three episodes back you were saying you had nothing but time. That's not what I said I think the last you're looking for stuff to do I must have been being facetious the The last time I was at Universal Studios, they had the Honey I Shrink the Kids ride. Yeah. And that was a while ago then.

Yes. I went to that when I was a kid. No, I went to that at Disney World. But they had Universal Studios. I thought it was, I thought it was Disney Land. I thought it was Disney Land. Maybe it is. Yeah, it was Disney Land.

It took the place of Captain Eo. Okay. I did it at Disney World when I was a little low was the only time I ever went to a Disney place. And we were running out of the brain drops going bloop, bloop, and then the big Kodak film. Yeah. And it sprays you and stuff like that. Here's what I remember is that it was 3D.

Yeah. And first I was startled by, they say something is running around. There's like rats or something like that. And they like shoot out air at your ankles and everything. Yeah. And that's our only I was like, ah, those are going. And then at some point, a snake is coming out of the screen. Right.

And I actually, like leaned back. If it really got me, you're probably going to be horrified. That's all they back is promoting it. And like, they're a whole audience. That job. That's when you see a snake coming out of the street. Leave that. I get it. It's partly Joe. Oh, that's right.

It's what he prefers. Anyway, so we're up in Ohio. Which is something I've only been there for a day, like the day I drove up and down. So I don't. I haven't really got to explore, but it seems nice. It's very nice up there. But it was the first time drove up and down. So I don't, I've never really got to explore, but it seemed nice. It's very nice up there, but it was the first time we'd ever traveled.

So a lot of firsts, a lot of setup, you know, figuring out a lot of stuff. But, and then it wasn't the first time we'd been to a restaurant, because, No, I know, I know. Okay. Because cool up and I had a date at a restaurant. Really on. Okay. But, up and I had a date at a restaurant. Really on.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. But. What'd you eat, liar? You know our first date was at sushi and tap, right? No. What's that? I don't memorize these things.

I don't memorize anything that's been sold at a show. So it's true. Some say we got, we get mind wiped after every episode. Yeah. I like that it's, we're in a hole. It split between people saying they tell the same stories every episode and other people saying, I do listen to the episodes multiple times.

Right. So it's like, So maybe we sound like we're telling it a lot. Yeah. Okay. But sushi and tap, or don't memorize the episode. So it's sushi and it's beer. That's what you would think. you would think no sushi and tap dancing waiters. No, it's not

Fucking kidding me It was in the valley. It's now I defy you rock and sushi. It's it did not Yeah, it's sushi Dan rock and sushi. That's so 90s It was it was was 99, yeah. Isn't it 90s to have tap dancing as part of a gimmick of a restaurant? Yeah. I've talked about it before,

but I remember going to twins the restaurant in New York where all the way to twins. And I was like, that's the 90s is thing you could do. I don't know why. We've talked about how they cover their shift. All that. Yeah, yeah. Do you remember Mars 2112?

No. That was a restaurant in New York that was just science fiction theme. Oh, cool. No, but like not time for specific franchise or anything. No one's doing this. It was just like a space. Were there aliens?

Yes, there were aliens, not ETs. There was a restaurant in Chicago that I'm remembering and I went to as a kid where I think you were your pajamas and you got, it was like all cereal. It was like a cereal restaurant. Oh, yeah, I've heard about this place. No. I was a kid and I can't, yeah.

I mean, I was in my pajamas and my doll was in her pajamas and, you know, there's a good picture. By the way, what is it? E.T.'s extra-trestra? Extra-trestra? Should it be so extra? No, he's so extra. O.T.'s? Because he's ter. Oh, extra. No, he's so extra. O.T.'s.

Because he's trust. But he just takes it to the limit. He's so extra. He's so extra. I remember hanging out with him and saying, E.T. Could you not be so extra tonight? Yeah. He said E.T.E.

Too extra. Yeah, I was like, yes, tonight. So it's E.T.E. E.T.E. It's very palindrom. He loves palindroms. He does. This is very palindromic, darling. Oh, it's still palindromic.

E-T, my name is Adam. E-T, bad about it. No, I always remember the book growing up that we had to read. It was called Hannah is a palindrom. Oh. I don't know what it was. You had to read. It was called Hannah is a palindrome. Oh. I don't know what it was. You had to do the single assignment.

Oh. No, they did not. Hey, look, we have to take a break. Oh, wait, stop. When you come back, I want to tell the conclusion of this question. I love it here. The rest.

And then I've got a fun surprise for everyone. I will be right back. We'll be right back. And we're back. Okay. Now, previously we had to piece the end of this story that takes place in a restaurant and the beginning of a surprise. Yeah. Okay, so what happened in Ohio? Well, we was everything.

I thought the beginning was we went to a restaurant. Yeah. Okay, so what happened in Ohio? Well, we, I thought the beginning was, we went to, we went to, we went to, okay. So we had been, we had been to one restaurant with, EAD, we'd been to one restaurant with Emmy before, but she, and it was where we walked down to a local restaurant

and we had her in her stroller the entire time. She was just like chill and she didn't eat her anything. She looked, since then she has started to eat food. So we took her to her first restaurant. I chicken Hold the big turkey leg That's big medieval Renaissance for her turkey leg So we we went to a restaurant and we said can we have a high-chair and

First time for the high-chair at a restaurant honestly, I don't even know that I've done that. Oh really? Yeah, we've only had, we've only taken to a couple restaurants. Okay, yeah. And so we, it sits in a regular chair, and she can't even see the table. She just stands on the chairs and, I'm just wondering.

Or we hold her. So do we need to move around so much? So I don't know, but yeah. So we, so Kool-Up takes the stroller out, I put her in the high chair, Kool-Up comes back in, and I'm looking at the sit, and we've never done this before. I'm looking at the situation.

And I read, I think to myself, oh, those coffee cups that the waitress just filled full of coffee are probably too close to her. And as I reach out to push them aside, she grabs one, dumps it on herself, and then throws it on the floor. Was she burning? She, it was luckily enough time had passed.

Oh my God, that's so stressful. Like, since the coffee had come and she only got like part of it on her, she started crying, but we took off. And more just scared. It took off, but that was more scared. Yeah, we took off. We dined in that.

She was crying, we laughed. We didn't pay for this coffee, it's on the floor. She didn't screwed. She didn't screw up for that. But no, there wasn't that much on her and it wasn't that hot, but it was all over the floor. And it didn't break or whatever. But it was like, Oh, okay. So we need to move everything out of her way before she ever sits down. Because the first thing she's going to do is grab the first thing that's in front of her Oh, well Holly broke my computer yesterday. No, that was pretty sad. What did she do? She there it was so I had bought myself a treat at ClareVe which is a store that I like. Oh, yeah

Absolutely. Oh, I got food. It was a no, it's a purse company. They I mean it's a brand they make These fun like plastic chain link things, you can attach sheer bag, it's like a decoration. I was like, oh my god, that. I got that. And then she was running around with it every day since I got it. And I was kind of just going to like, that's annoying

because that's not like a toy. That's not a thing you've learned. And it's my thing. But I would kept letting her do it. And then yesterday, I said, I did paired you up. Yesterday, I was like, she really shouldn't be playing with that. And I did take it away.

And then she had it again. I should have just put it in closet. She had it again. And then, but then whatever, it was kind of fine. And then we were on my computer on FaceTime with my mom and then me and Holly. And then we hung up and I was about to be down my computer.

And then she just whacked the plastic thing against my screen. It immediately, what the screen went. Oh my god. It was so instantaneous. It's like, I couldn't believe it. She didn't hit it that hard. Like, it was, she was right next to it. And just like Indiana Jones did.

I guess. And I was, have you seen that movie? I have. A whip. She's a whip. I started to cry. I cried. Which was, I think I was already have you seen that movie? I have. A whip? She used to whip. Right. I started to cry. I cried. Which was, I think I was already right there anyway.

And then we're all like, yeah, we're all just right there. We're all just right there. Yeah. And then I was crying and then I was like, I love you very much. I love you. Did you explain why she was wrong? Why are you spainter? I didn't explain anything to her.

I just took it away and then I was just like, fucking fuck. And then last night, Mike was like backing it up and the whole screen went black. Backing it up meaning, his ass. Yeah, he was just like backing his ass up against the window and then, you wanted to show you what I'm very, then the screen went black.

But he's gonna get it fixed today. So it was so, oh my God. Anyway, I was really sad, but it's like, that's how quickly. That's how quickly it fixed today. So it will soon be back. Oh my God. Anyway, I was really sad, but it's like, that's how quickly. That's how quickly it can all change. And even like, she also likes my hair straightener. I have this like, small hair straightener. Oh my God.

And she's like, hair, hair. And then she's like, like, carried around the hell. Again, it's very small. And I don't really care. It's cheap. But then when it's on and she wants to grab it,

I'm like, panicking. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, it's that. I saw, I saw some Instagram video where it was a baby sitting on a sofa and they put like a toy and then some household object next to it and the baby would go for the household object every time.

Yeah, that's, she, and he just wants like anything, like she wants remotes she wants remote stars the big we got her own remote. Oh, you can order one on on Ami she like it or she still want the real she like it worked for a long time at that age it worked for a while because she was still interested if you put it out like Right, you can put a label on it so it's just you don't get get confused, but we did that. Oh, so it's an actual remote. Yeah, we just bought an Amazon for like six bucks, just like a TV remote.

And then, does it say kids remote? Or just a TV remote? No, it's just a TV, just a regular TV remote. No batteries, then you just put it down. Right, yeah, it's a good decoy for a while. And then eventually she realized that we didn't care about that one. Oh, this whole, yeah.

I'm part of this family too. Yeah, it's the grabbing stuff. So it was a good learning experience because then the next day we went to a brunch and before she sat down, I cleared everything out of the way, didn't take anything for granted of like, she knows not to grab this. Yeah, you just push her further away from the table. Yeah, just have her across the room. Yeah, that's someone else's table. Why don't you leave her at home?

Honestly. That's funny. I did enjoy when you mimed that she dumped the coffee in herself. You mimed that she like tipped it over the top of her head. Like absolutely on purpose. Here's what I do with this. Yeah, it was so. That's very was so it was very stressful and scary. And you know, the people at the restaurant

were very nice, but the people in the restaurant were all looking at us like these fucking idiots. I like when people judge each other with children. I like getting caught. Well, yeah, I love that. I love that. Yeah, I love that. I love that. Working out of visitation. Are you guys ready for a little something called taste test? I think I am. Wow. So I have two taste tests. A bit of a while. We can save one for the next episode and do one now.

Yeah, yeah. OK. OK. Taste test. And you might have already had this. Taste test. I doubt it. I have two different things.

One is a flavor of La Croix that Mike has obsessed with that I hate. Oh, okay. And now it's a test to see whether you like me. Whether we hate it. Here's what I, this got, here's what I learned from, you know what I would do. Yeah. That's my podcast. You're not a La Croix person, right?

I do drink La Croix, but not, I'm not obsessed that I often won't finish a can. Okay. Mike made it out like you oh Well, he likes to kind of you know make that the reason I Don't be a big man on a podcast. I actually kind of like other I like I like sparkling waters But I don't sparkling waters. I don't really like sparkling waters say this word. Limoncello. Oh Okay, so this is no, but So Jamie loves this one. Oh my God, a cringey. A hundred years.

Oh, these are open, yeah. Yeah. All right, there we go. So we've, Paul and I both opened it. We're going to two proposito's to each other. Smells good. Smells like a sugary lemon. It's pleasant. I think it's good. You like it?

Actually, we had people over a couple of different times where they tried at different people. And some people said they did not like it and really actually hated it, had a muscle through it. And I really hated it as well. He thought I was going to be very excited, but then now you both like it. No, it's like lemon with a, it's not as tart as lemon. It's like a sweet lemon. It feels like it has vanilla in it. Yeah, yes.

Vanilla. Vanilla. I love vanilla. It reminds me of vanilla wafer. Oh, and that really bothers me. Oh, you don't like vanilla. I like vanilla, but not in a drink. Cause you're saying, let's name the vanilla things you like.

Cake, cookies, icing, ice cream. Check this out. Yeah, sorry, it took me a while to get there. Extract. I love extract. Vanilla extract is my favorite extract. Bean. Yeah.

Checks? Yeah. Sure, why not? What's wrong? Just miss. Super plain. Well, as Nick Wagger would say, vanilla is a flavor, you know? Vanilla is a flavor, yeah.

I love it. I never appreciated vanilla until someone was talking about vanilla wafer's wants and saying like vanilla, because I always thought it was plain. It was like a word for plain, but it's, I love vanilla. Yeah, okay. So you love this. I, by the way, it's taking everything I can to pronounce it vanilla and not vanilla. Vanilla. Vanilla, which is what, vanilla and not vanilla. Vanilla.

Vanilla, which is what I wrote. Vanilla. Vanilla. Like did you also say milk? No. Okay. I never heard that till I moved out here. Milk.

Milk. Milk. Do you want the second taste test? We don't want to save it. We're talking about Martin Luther King, of course. Milk. Milk. Milkable of art.

Do you want the second taste test? Or do you want to save it? Let's wait on it because I'm enjoying this one. All right, great. Do you want the second taste test or do you want to? Let's wait on it because I'm enjoying this one. I can still taste it. It's an edible thing. There's a little bit of an aftertaste. That's the problem. It's very perfuming to me.

This is a great tease for our next episode because I was really worried no one was going to listen to the next episode. We kind of obviously were telling all our best stories today. If you thought drinking was interesting, wait till you hear eating. On a mic. Yeah, my problem with sparkling water is first of all, I don't like the texture of sparkling water. The bubbles in your throat.

I don't, it's not, like I can smell wet. I like a soda, like a carbonated beverage, but there's something about mineral water. Mm. Oh, God. He's floating up to the sky. Oh, God. He's floating up the sky. Oh, no. Charlie!

I wish I had a roof. With a fan in it. Yeah, it just, it doesn't do it for me. I don't, I find it like it makes me thirstier than. Yeah, I don't know. It doesn't quench my thirst. Well, yeah, I've actually Googled this. I've Googled is sparkly water. It doesn't quench my thirst. Well, yeah, I've actually Googled this. I've Googled is,

Sparkling water does it cause it quenches. And what did it say? I don't remember. All right, let me look it up. Does sparkling water hydrate you? But I also don't like the, yes, the flavor- Carbonated water will hydrate just as well as still water. No, it's water, 88.

But you're not gonna run a marathon. I'm just kidding. No, no, no. It wouldn't feel like it, because you're also going like, I'm burping, I'm farting, I'm burping, and I'm farting. A slightly acidic pH. A slightly acidic pH. It's a little poorly.

But I also don't like the slight flavoring. Yeah. Because it just makes me want something with full flavor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm jealous because people love this shit. Oh, I know. Well, they love it. I know. I know. I thought about LaCory because here's something.

Okay. He's something. Yeah. Yeah. If you read the game, I think it's on the can. I just said the box. Where it says innocent. Innocent?

Is it on the, or is that just on the box? Where I got it? I got a fight. No, it says it on the can. Okay. It is an exclamation mark. Read it. Where? It goes like No, it says it on the can. It is an exclamation mark. Read it. Where?

It goes like zero. Oh, you're spilling. Oh, you're spilling. Oh, no. Wait, we're supposed to read what? Hold on, I want to- I just see the word innocent. There's no further information.

It basically says like zero calories equals innocent with an exclamation. And I always think this is a zero, okay, it says zero calorie, zero sweetener, zero sodium, equals innocent exclamation point. Oh, I see, it goes all the way around there. And I just have a problem with that because I feel like we're gonna, in 20 years,

they're gonna go, oh, and that was a really bad drink for everyone. Cause I can just, it just doing like innocent. Yeah. And also, how does it have zero of everything? I've never understood that. Yeah. Okay, how is it possible that something have zero of everything? I never understood that yeah, okay?

How is it possible that something has zero of any of the things? Yeah, this is cancer water. That's kind of what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who knows here's because flavored Sparkling water is now the default. Yeah, everywhere you go. Yeah. I was at a friend's birthday party on Saturday and He offered me a drink and it was daytime so I didn't want to like wine or anything. And I said, do you have like a soda and he goes, what do you like? Do you like like cola? Yeah, that would be fine. Would you like a cola? What? This is not a conversation that a human being has had with another human being. It sounds like you're two aliens. So can I have a soda? He said, do you like a coke?

Do you like a cola? What kind of soda do you like? Well, here's cola. Here's, this would probably explain it. Okay. Because he is from Mars. He comes, 20, 15,

or more. He comes back and he has three sparkling waters because I realize, oh, he thinks that's cola. Well, he hasn't, he doesn't know what, he doesn't have soda in the house. Right. I see. So he's like,

and he probably doesn't drink soda. Right. And so he just goes, Was it a cola flavored water? No, it was not. It was like, I have these and I said, oh, you know what, I'm good. Yeah.

So I'll just be dry and you knock him out of his hand. No, I said, I'll just have water. Yeah. And he said, I don't have that. He said, I already made one trip for you. He he he. And then he ordered me out of his hand. No, I said, I'll just have water. Yeah. And he said, I don't have that. He said, I already made one trip for you. And then he ordered me out of his house. Wow. But then he said, well, what kind of soda do you usually like?

And I'm like, I don't know, like Coke or whatever. He's never heard of Coke. And then no, no. He has, but he's asking me my preference. And then like a half hour later, his wife comes in the house with a six pack of coke. Oh, that was nice. I know, but I felt bad. He felt bad.

I felt like I didn't. You don't like coke that much. You're like, I don't know what that is. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. Yeah, water is fine. But I felt really bad that they felt bad, that they didn't have a thing that I wanted.

And now they're gonna have the six pack that they're dealing with for like ever. No, people tore through it. Oh really? People like coke. Yeah, I know. I that happened to me though the other day when there was a guest here who's like PR person was like,

make sure there's a diet coke for them and I get this request like the night before. I'm like, I don't have diet coke in the house. Like feel free to bring your own. Yeah, it's stressful. You're going to run out to the store, but you we should we all should have at least one coke and one diacocaine house at all times. Well, my mom loves diet coke and I do stock the fridge before she arrives.

So otherwise we have to go get it and then I have to go do that. So it's like, I got to have it ready to go. I always have coke zero in the fridge. Yeah. Little cans. I don't always, I gotta have it ready to go. I always have Coke Zero in the fridge. Yeah. The little cans. Doesn't that count? I don't always have to be clear. I actually don't drink.

Oh no, that was clear. That was crystal clear. Like the way that you, oh, I got it. But you know what, I haven't. Basically I stopped drinking Coke when I was in high school. I mean, college because I started getting headaches from the huge things of it that I would fill up in the food court school thing, whatever. And um...

Are you drinking fountain? Yeah, I would, because I could get my free refills and I'd just be like, I'm drinking this all fucking day. And then um, I started to get headaches and I was like, let me just quit cold turkey and then I basically never had it again except for, you know, a sip here and there. And when I have it now, I'm like, this is so good. Yeah. First, first I would have it and go, oh, it's really syrupy. Like when I first came back, and the first one, but then now I'm like, if I sometimes you're just really in the mood for a Coke.

What would make a Coke taste better? Like get rid of the bubbles. I don't think it needs to taste better. I think it's great. Just corn syrup. I love drinking corn syrup. Oh, I glog that stuff. Just corn. I love corn. I love corn. I love drinking corn syrup. Oh, I clog that stuff. Just corn.

I love corn. I love corn. I love to drink corn. There. I said it. But you know how likes you'll drink it? You'll drink a coke and oh my God, he made you'll drink a coke and it won't quench your thirst.

You'll be like just as thirsty afterwards. I've not had that experience. Oh, really? Yeah. But they sell it like it's like, oh, quench your thirst. It's I wouldn't say a thirst quencher. I wouldn't say it is. You're a little bit. Let me look it up. It's not made me thirst your thirst. Sometimes it does for me rewatching. I think you should leave, which is so funny. And it was actually the first thing I watched for you, but giving birth. I like I think it was like the first thing I watched after 10 minutes after well like once I was

I was like pouring in the room. I put it on and I was like cracking. I think I was like so high for my everything, but it's also very funny and then we've been rewatching it now and it's so funny and every I get I had forgotten so many funny things from it but there's just rewatched that I'm like, John Arlene where he's at dinner and this is like my favorite. He's like, I forgot to lie. So funny. Okay. Look, sparkling soft drinks. Okay. Look, contain between 85% and 99% water, which means they can help quench thirst and count towards your recommended daily fluid.

So it takes. So it's 1% brown. It just sounds a lot like'm just not buying that. Paul Koops from earlier. Shut up. Hey. The Grinch was talking about him, not us. Anything that Grinch does.

That fucking guy. We blame it on the Grinch. We blame it on the Grinch. We blame it on the Grinch. Yeah. Yeah. All right, we'll be right back. Yeah, yeah. All right, we'll be back.

And we're back. Oh, the Grinch is back. Oh, he's not. Because the Grinch, the Grinch, the Grinch is back. Oh, stop. Oh, blah, blah Grinch is back. It's still cold. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. You're singing love. That was like, what happens to the ferry of love? The bitch, the bitch, the bitch, the bitch is back.

Yeah. Now, what was that song about? Lump. Lump. She's lump. She's lump. It's in my head. I mean, it's about someone who sits alone

in a boggy marsh, totally emotionless, except for her heart. I know, because I'm like, what is that? Mud float up into her pajamas and she totally confused all the passing piranhas. I have to say, as a child, I love this song. And that makes sense, because it's definitely a goof troop,

nothing makes sense song for children. Like that's just what that is. But it rocks. It rocks my cocks off. Would you say it's a goof troop? How many cocks do you have? Well, not any more. Oh, okay.

Would you say you just have 26? It's a goof troop core. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop.

It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. It's a goof troop. in the basket and it gets the hose. If you, if, okay, so if every time you had sex, your penis fell off and you had to grow it back for two weeks, would you? Two and every have sex again? Well, I think animals have that situation.

I, I would because sex is great. Oh, that's right. I think you could last two weeks without it. With your wife, or how about, when you think about how disgusting sex is. I know. The idea of it, what you're doing. I talked about this on a previous episode

that unfortunately cool up, listen to it. And she's like, oh, really sex is disgusting. No, because you said naked bodies are all disgusting. Well, yeah. She was like, and then Jack he's commented something about that. And then I think it was in that, it was in the like pull quote or whatever.

And then clope was like, this offends me. She's fine. But the idea like, this offends me. She's fine. But the idea of we're still together. We worked it out. When you break it down, like kissing is disgusting. Oh, everything is crazy about these things. No, but it's like that's why the creator and his infinite wisdom made it feel so good. And he made us, that's the thing, he made us in his image, which means he has a rock art cock. Oh.

All the time. How does that song go? How does that song go? What if God had a rock art cock? All right, cock is better. All right, Paul, do we have a threacher? Yeah, we do. Sorry, guys, we have a threacher.

Sorry, everyone. Sorry, it's that time of the game. I mean, shit. Do we have a preacher? Yeah, we do. Sorry, guys, we have a preacher. Sorry, everyone. Sorry, it's that time of the game. I mean, show. It's that time of the game. That time of the month. Where are we playing this show? Forgive me, it's that time of the game. All right, this is submitted by Rochelle Collins.

Hey, Rochelle. And Matt O'Praducer, who referred to himself as Matt O'Praducer, which I really enjoy. I like that just to clear it up, so we're not confused. He suggested the title three H1 Storytellers? All right, like three H1 Borey Tellers? Is that a parody of that? Yeah, it's very a three H1 Borey Tellers.

And it's like, you got it? You got it? The four H club? Yes, that's right. It's a parody of many things. Yes, I got it. Wow, it's a parody of many things. Yeah, God, God. Wow, it's clever.

One person is a musician at a live concert telling the story behind the next song they're about to play. The other two people have to guess the real artist and song title based on the made up story. Oh, that's fun. I like that. Say it one more time because I wasn't tracking. Okay.

I'll say a lot of it for the people in the back. Okay, thank you. Rattle your jewelry. Uh, this is 3-H1 storytellers. I'll say a lot of people in the back. Okay, thank you. Rattle your jewelry. This is three H1 storytellers. Where the fuck did it go? I got that much. So you tell the story behind the song as if you're like doing your VH1 behind the music, storytelling, whatever. Yeah. And then we have to guess what the song is based on that. So you've got a real song. Got it. And tell the story of it. Yeah. Love it.

I'm going to look at my phone to find a song. I'm going to look at Lauren's phone to find the song. She's looking up. I'm going to look at the ground and just think about my life. And how great it is. Oh, not good. Uh-oh. And do we play the song?

I forgot about that. Afterwards. I guess you can. I think that would just be a nice transition to the next one. We could do that. We could do that. All right. Do they want to go first? No, because I haven't found yes, and no one wants to. Okay. Okay. I got one. This coffee has chikari. Caramel I believe. Oh, well, all right. you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So. So this song, it was so, first of all, thank you all for being so excited about it, because it is one of the last ones that I've done. Are you, are we allowed to talk back? Yeah. Hi. Hi. Thanks for inviting us to this. Okay. Not anymore. Shut up. Did you hear me say I love you? Yes, thank you. So this song was a song where it was really just about why I'm taking Master Fee's songs, Orbitant.

How I wanted more than anything. Are you listening to him? I just had this urge in my body to like move my body, but not only by myself. So I think that that was something that came to me as like maybe this is a universal feeling that, you know, when when the sun goes down and all these things start happening, I just really want that feeling that when my body moves around the room to the music body moves, or on the room to the music, or whatever space I'm in. I can do that. So either a room or whatever space you might be in. Yes. And I would like to, ideally, my

preference would be to do that activity, not solo. Well, Whitney, when you say you want to dance with somebody and you sing it what the fuck does that mean? Oh, this is what she means One of the great wows All right I gave that a fade out I turned it off. Thanks That was fun. I didn't know how to describe it By the way, it made me very happy when I was in Ohio this weekend and I heard we were out of market and I heard tears for fears

Outside before we came in on playing on the speaker and it I arrived right at the moment in in where it goes And then the guy goes yeah Do you know the part in the song? I don't know it's one of the greatest. Yes, because it's off Rhythm sort of it's not it's in a weird part where I just love going yeah I believe we asked them about that when they were on Bang Bang. All right. Here's your fears. Was I on Bang Bang?

Yeah. They were on the TV show and the podcast. They were with the PI minister. Yeah. They were so nice. And when they were on the TV show a week later, they came up to me and they're like, we can't stop talking like the PI minister. That's awesome.

I saw them do like a more recent, there was a video going around of them sicking some other. Oh, yeah, they have a new album. That's really good. Yeah, but it was so fun to see them and they were like so great. All right. Are you ready? Yes.

Yes. Hey, everyone. Thanks so much for coming. You may be wondering why I brought you all here. I think it's a concert. Oh, you did someone spoil that? I thought it's a concert. Oh you did someone spoil that I had to pay. Oh, so you got oh you got a ticket to a wine dress like this. Okay, so you're just the butler. Yeah, but then why are you wearing a full football

beautiful? It's a backstory for the butler car. We were encouraged to embellish. I think you have the wrong answer. I actually, I got to go. I'm sorry. I should be here. Stick around if you like. Well, stick around because if you like my music, you get to stick around because you're already in. Tell us about the song. Okay.

This is about a friend of mine. He's in the arts and he's an actor. He was in a little movie called The Big Short. And I just loved his work so much. I loved the way he chewed gum. And he was just so interesting to me. I said, oh, I gotta write a song about him. So I went and interviewed him and talked to him about his life.

And he had a very difficult relationship with his father. And one day, he was with his father and his father just took his, not his right hand, but his other one and just swung at him and hit him. Left hand. And it surprised him. It surprised him so much. And then he went on to star in succession.

He's a real, he's a method actor and he's, he's, he's incredible. But. Jeremy by Pearl Jam. Yeah. Hey. Play the song. Oh, we're all for giving you a play song. But Jeremy by Pearl Jam. Yeah Oh It's fun to sing in a weird way it is fun I don't you always wonder with certain singers where like did you just decide to start doing that? Yeah, it's interesting because you hear him talk and he's

Eddie Vedder's the one. He heard talking to you. Oh, there. Oh, you. Well, my child's a mountop. Is chewing gum mentioned in that song? No, he, he choose gum in the big story. I guess so.

Jeremy Strong. Oh, he's in that. I've never seen that film. I don't remember him in that movie That's the first place I ever saw I do I do is that from how is this actor chewing gum is entire performance? Oh, I love this mouth open I like watching him Yeah, anyway, actually

Hi Hey, I want to thank you all this not impression by the way, okay, I want to thank you all for This is not an impression, by the way. Okay. I want to thank you all for being here. Do you do impressions? No, some. Do the Grinch. Oh, who are you? I'm terrible.

It's really bad. We know him. Do you do Nero? That's not one of the, or could you be? How's your baby, DeNero? He just had a baby. Oh, I thought you meant I was my baby DeNero impression.

Do a baby DeNero. Do you do a baby my baby zero impression. Do a baby to me. Oh, depression. Say Goo Goo Gaga. Yeah, baby. I was going to say Goo Goo Gaga. You come me off. Hey, listen, I'm so happy. Okay, thanks for your concert. Bye. No, there's more to it. Oh, I even did the first song. Oh, there's a chair. What kind of a counter to think it was? We thought was you doing baby to zero impression. Oh, I will. And we were excited. I wish. Anyway, this next song, which is also the first song, it's very important to me. It's sort of about time in a way when someone tells you what time it is and you think, well, is it that time now? Does anybody really know what time it is?

Oh, great talk about Chicago. But no, I'm talking about my song. Clocks, clocks by Colpline. The song Paul definitely knows. Yeah. It's a, I thought it That's not anybody who picked that. Hey, you know, I went to one recording of Saturday Night Live and the musical guest was Coldplay.

Oh, wow. He was the host. The host was. Come on. A fucking John Ham and Coldplay did three songs. Yeah. And sometimes we like that better than having too many sketches because the sketches aren't always great. I would like to see what more sketch. That never

happens three songs. It did. It's only reserved for huge musical artists like you too. Paul McCartney. Coldplay. I have never noticed that. Anyway, this song is, or a program, this song is about, Jeremy's bogey, this song is about questioning things. Okay. Questioning time. It's about, it's about being unhappy and is it someone tells you, Hey, hold on there. And you're like, well, I don't want to hold on anymore. I want things to be better now. Kat Stevens, is that you? No, it's not me.

Poma Cartney, you said you. No, I'm not Poma Cartney. This is weird. You guys cue to my concert. I thought you would know who I am. We heard this was an impression of baby Jingerrow. The ticket said anonymous concert. And we thought it was anonymous with the baby's

near home with the guy guy Fox mask. Okay, okay. So time time time. What is time? It's about somebody saying, you know, Hey, it's going to, you know, what you stop? You don't have to wait. Are you the bangles and or Simon and Garfunkel?

Two guesses at once. No, they sang the same song. I know they did, but you're wrong, both times. Oh, how about Cindy Lopper? Time after time. How about her? This is, who do you like? Like what artist do you like?

I, oh, I like so many artists, but mainly I like myself. What about, is it the king? Is it the king's, who does that song? Pink Floyd does. No, it's not. I like myself. What about to say which is by some of the King's who does that song? Pink Floyd does. No, I'm thinking. This song plays with the concept of time in a whiny way.

In a whiny way. Are you Bob Dylan? Nope. Talk about the lyrics. This is the weirdest concert I've ever played. Is it Billy Joel? No, it's not. Billy Joel is guessing artists now. Talk about the lyrics. This is the weirdest content I've ever played. Is it play Joel? No, it's not really Christmas guessing artist now. Talk about the lyrics a little bit. I will talk

about the lyrics. The lyrics involve, you know, who I am, where I come from, who my parents are perhaps, maybe who my father is. It's about, is this about, I mean, is this about a receptacle that you can, is this about a receptacle that you could put, I'm going to do the songs, please. I wish, I knew what another, you should do the concert. No, no, my career. Is this about a receptacle you can put time in? No, it's not. This is about it's not time in a bottle. If I mean a bar. Yes, still is this about a certain feline being in a cradle. That's what I've been trying to get at. I couldn't remember. Yeah, it's that. Okay.

Let me leave you both in the cradle. Isn't Jim Krochi do cats? The cradle. He does. I thought someone else. No, it's very a message. He does, I thought someone else did that. No, it's Harry Chapin. Oh, okay. Well, also the version I know is Ralph from the Muppet. And the Ralphs in the cradle with the Sibspoon. This is also about maybe going out and you think you're going to find some satisfaction there, but then you don't really make the most of the Rolling Stones. That's all you. Is this icon pop? I wish it were. Let's just hear that little song. And here it goes.

Wow. How soon is now? How soon is now? I'm a son. I am the air. Wow. I'm a child. Primarily broken. I love something. I'm a dog. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child.

I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child.

I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child.

I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I like his new character. What's his new character? The new Morris. Oh, I thought maybe he'd evolved it once more. Well, that we did the feature. Did we do it? I can do one more. Do one more. We don't want to do one. This is a song about time. This is a song about time. Oh, but is this clock, Michael Blake?

Excuse me, I just finished my concert across the street. Donk old, a bottle, a first thing that I'd like to do. Well, that's going to be it for this episode. Couple of things. Yeah, let's get out of the woods. Housekeeping. Are we allowed to play this? Yeah. Who's going to stop us?

Chris Martin. I'd like to see him try. That's how I'm like to see him try Huge tall and jacked turn off turn off The emphasis is treating you will I guess I'm like to code a Johnson down to By the way, I also saw a piano reset 15 years ago. And he was very sweet. He enjoyed it. And he had his own runs. Oh, I love it. Oh, you know, we met between two friends.

Oh, that's right. Well, I didn't bring it up either at tower video. What I mean, yeah, right. And what did he rent? I don't remember. That's really called you should have written it down. Yeah. And kept the paper forever and never got you. I don't recall. You should have written it down. And kept the paper forever and never got. You know what? I written it down in your fan. I don't think I waited on him, but I did come up and get an autograph for someone who was a huge fan.

Oh, really? Yes. I read a story about him that a person's either mother or grandmother who is like 90. Is this a riddle? Is a huge Kiana Reeves fan. And the person, like the son or the grandson. Get your own people, old people? Come on.

That's ours. The son or the grandson. You can only be fan to people that are your contemporaries and age. Yeah. Was not really a huge fan, but he's soak you on a Reeves reset a diner or something and came up to him and said, hey, my, this is, I, I don't do this personally, but my grandmother is 89 years old and it just loves your movie so much. Do you mind if I take a picture of you? And he was like, do you mind if I call her? And like, chat it on the phone with her for 15 minutes. I told lady, how are you doing? Hey, I was digging at the counter.

I saw Deanna Reeves there. Can you go ahead and say he called Hi-Crad. So I had it by telephone. All right, look, here's the deal. If you're going to give us a voicemail, apparently some of you have been leaving long ass voicemails two minutes and longer. We're hearing from Matt. That's where we're hearing.

We are never going to listen to them, but our Matt, our producer has to listen to them. And he has made a request. Please keep these under 30 seconds where you say your name and then you ask a question and then you're gone. Yeah. That's a reasonable request. You can also throw in a compliment. Yeah. And what is the number that people call?

Just call. Hag claims eight. Yes. Now, the other thing he wants us to say about creatures, what are some of your favorite games to play with friends? Ooh. Good call. Yeah, some like car games or hanging around games.

That would be cool to get some of those. Okay. We're looking for that classic Ministers Cat feel. Yes. Or a Botticelli. Let's try that Ministers Cat. Oh, it's Botticelli. And we're Botticelli.

Wrote it to Lee. What was the name of it? It was not Botticelli. It is Botticelli in the version knew it is Jackson Pollock. Oh really? There is a Wikipedia for it called Botticelli. Botticelli is a guessing game where one person or a team thinks of a famous person reveals the initial letter of their name

and then answers yes or no questions available. Wait, there was some other game we played that had like an Italian name that was not that the guy who was a good guy who was a good guy who was a good guy who was a good guy who was a good guy who was a good guy who was a good guy who was a good guy who was a good guy who was a good guy Wait, there was some other game we played that had like an Italian name that was not, that was a different game, but was known by this weird name that I'd never heard before. I don't know. Interesting. We'll never find out. We'll never find out. But speaking of finding out things, if you want to find out

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Okay, we'll look that up in between episodes. And by the time you listen to the next episode, we'll all have seen it. I think you'll say we'll be dead. We'll be dead. By the time you listen to the next episode, we'll all be dead. If you're hearing this episode, I'm dead.

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