Threedom - Little CPAP Machine!

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

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And that's how you do it. That's how you do it. Hey, welcome to Freedom for another week. My name's Scott. My name is Lauren. And I'm from the grudge. Ju-on. I'm Paul.

I'm not from the grudge. No, that would be great if you were in the grudge. I'd go see the grudge if you were in it. Oh, if you were the monster in it. Thank you. And you were just yourself. And you like stepped out and people were like, ah, hey, you think that could happen? Yeah, maybe. Oh, I would see anything you're in.

Yeah, because I'm your number one fan. OK, misery. Whitney, one thing that I haven't seen that you're in. Let me think. Pushing daisies? No, I watched some of it when it was on. And you didn't see Paul's episode? That doesn't count.

You know, I did, I think I've talked about this. I was watching, what was the show with Kurt Russell's kid, Wyatt Russell, on AMC? A Lodge. A Lodge 49. 49, I was watching, what was the show with Kurt Russell's kid, Wyatt Russell, on AMC, Lodge 49. 49, I was watching Lodge 49, the final season. The final season. And I was enjoying it so much. I thought that show, the first season was good,

but then the next season was so good. And I was enjoying it so much, I texted Paul and I said, Paul, I'm watching Lodge 49 and I just feel like this show is right up your alley, that you would enjoy it so much. And then five minutes later he came on screen and I was like, hey, wait a minute, you're in it. That's so weird. I hated being there.

It was, I was a- I've never seen that. It's a really fun show. I was a big fan of that show and then I got to be on it and it was the most starstruck I've ever been in my life. It was being on that set. Cause when you are watching, when you're in something that you've watched all of

and you know the characters, it's like really weird to be in. I had no relation to any of these people and I was so like immersed in the show as a fan. And to be there was so strange and I was so awkward around everybody. Yeah, it was almost like you were getting, everybody could not have been nicer. Getting like the Universal Studios tour or something

because it was a thing that you'd seen on TV. It was so strange. And there was a moment where, and forgive me if I've told this story before. I don't think you have. I preemptively forgive you, but I don't believe I've heard this story. Well, you're not the ones who would remember it.

Right. True. We were all sitting at lunch. I think I went and sat at a table by myself. That's lunch. And then- That's what we hear. That's the kind of thing that was called out. Yeah, that's what you heard beforehand.

That's true. That's a great peek behind the scenes. Thank you. It gave a good like pastiche. And then people started, like the cast started sitting around me and I was like, this is fucking crazy. That's weird.

And so when I was done, I stood up and the person who was next to me was also done and I said, I'll take your plate. And they said, oh, thank you. And you take mine. And then, well then I started, I said, I'll take your plate as well. And then it was like, now it was a bit

that I had to commit to, so I had to go around this big table and collect everyone's plates. And I was just like, why did I do this? Why? This is mortifying. And what if that became a tradition where they made the guest actors take all the plates? I bet they thought it was funny.

Or no, you think it was not? I think people thought it was strange. And I think I was trying to sell it as funny. And it was, they were not, I didn't get the impression that people were creeped out by me. But they were like, this is odd. Yeah. Odd fellow. Odd fellow. If they're not familiar with your humor, they might have been like.

You know your plate based humor? Which if you're not familiar with my plate-based humor, I'm sorry for you. Yeah, nobody was really familiar with me. How did you get cast? Was it an audition? No, I got it by, I sort of, I knew, I had like a couple degrees of separation

of the show creator, Jim Gavin. And so it was just an offer. I mean, it was like a couple degrees of separation of the show creator Jim Gavin. And so it was just an offer. I mean, it was like a couple of lines. And it's not that's not Jim Gaff again, where he put an apostrophe in the middle of his name to shorten it into Jim Gaffin. No, I believe me, I checked. Yeah. Just making sure.

You like took a sample of his blood. I remember. Yeah, I was like, you're not gonna show it up. You're not gonna be back in a Catholicism. Yeah, it took five months to get the DNA results back. And And by then I missed that role. It was a much larger role. That's why you only had two lines. They said, let's make it up to you. We'll give you two lines. But I remember sitting there. What was your character?

My character was an auction house guy. OK, the gang is trying to win something at this auction. And at some point it gets- He says the gang, he means the Crips. That was a big part of it. Yeah, if you're not familiar with the show, the Crips are regulars. Lodge 49 is like a bunch of-

They play themselves. Firefighters and then there's the Crips. Yeah, that's right. It's firefighters. It's firefighters versus Crips. And you were sitting there doing what? Whoever wins, we lose. We were all like in between takes,

we're all sitting at, you know, in the director, the chairs and everything. Everybody's on their phones. And then I hear Paul Giamatti talking. And- Paul Giamatti shows up by the way. Yeah. Cause he was a producer on the show.

He was a producer from the beginning. Wow, oh my God, you're not in the cast. No, he shows up in the second season. He's got a recurring character. Yeah, he's very funny. And, but hearing him talk, I'd never met him before. And hearing him talk, he was like a few chairs down and was like, he sounds exactly like Paul Giamatti.

He sounds exactly like Paul Giamatti to me. Which reminds me, I want to- He seems like the coolest celebrity out of all of us. He's fucking great. He's fucking great. Did you hit your knee dear? No! Yes, that's my not funny bound.

I'm excited to rewatch The Holdovers this Christmas season. Oh yeah! I really liked that movie. I really liked that movie. I really liked that movie. And it's very Christmassy. I watched it twice already. It's so good. I think he's got the best filmography. He seems like the coolest person. Paul Giamatti, hats off to you.

And he does a podcast now. Well, I don't like that. Him and Armie Hammer. He has a podcast? I heard you mention this. Armie Hammer has a podcast now? Yeah. Let me see this. He's trying to rehab his image.

Hey Armie, get out of our backyard. Is it called Hungry for Company? Hmm. Well the first thing that popped up is a podcast. Chewing the fat? It's called Hammer Time. Oh boy. No!

No! Okay, I have some advice. Stop Hammer Time. It would be better if it was a cannibalism pun than a hammer time. A new celebrity podcast host who might be a surprise. Armie Hammer's career sunk after he was accused of sexual assault and making shocking comments

about cannibalism. Would you put this in the description of your own podcast? No, this is on the New York Times. Oh, okay. He said he hopes to learn from his show's guests. Armie Hammer announced this week that he started a podcast. How should I not get canceled? The actor who was once a rising star,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We all know that Army Star. Some of you are gonna hate it, he said, using an expletive in the video announcement. Throughout the course of the day, every single person you interact with knows at least one thing you don't. So teach me what that one thing is, Mr. Hammer.

Okay, guys, you don't need these fucking premises for your podcast. Do it like us. Can I tell you what though? There are no rules. There are no rules, but we do repeat the same stories over and over again. Guess what, Armie? Welcome to hell listening to your same stories. No, he won't because he has a theme. Can I tell you what he learned in the first? I mean, the listeners telling him theme. Can I tell you what he learned in the first? I mean the listeners telling him. Can I just tell you what he learned in the first episode? What does he learn? It's a pretty huge jump off a...

Gardening? His first guest is Tom Arnold, who discussed sobriety and childhood sexual abuse with Mr. Hamlet. Why would you start a podcast without him in the first episode? I do not want to learn about that. Knowing what you were. What do I need to learn? Knowing what you were accused of, would you have that be a topic in your?

He describes his new venture as a diary of sorts, a chronicling of putting my life back together. Just really start with something light. I would say- Money grabs. My first thought would be start with home loans or something that you don't know much about. How about talk to an astronaut? Yeah.

You know what I mean? Sure. But then it's also, I think, who's willing to talk to this guy? Yeah. Tom Arnold. Tom Arnold. Well, we'll be checking in on that. Yeah, well, come back to us. This is a regular feature.

More as this develops. How many episodes do you think he actually goes through? They're using morphing technology. I know he was contracted for a certain amount. Well, what company is doing this? We don't need to talk about actual podcast companies, but we'll... Head Yum. But I'm sure he was contracted to do a certain number and once those are over, he will...

Because if he was eating a head, he'd be like, yum. It's tough though when the whole article about the podcast is all of these things that were so bad. Have you ever looked at the head of any animal and been like, yum? Oh, sure. Like which one? Pick one. Chicken.

Yum. My favorite meat is hot dog. Mr. Hammer's most recent post on Instagram before the announcement of his podcast was a video of him standing in the parking lot of a CarMax with his truck. He planned to sell the vehicle. I can't afford it. He said, I can't afford the gas anymore. Now how fast you go broke that you can't afford the gas?

If you've been in a million movies, like a semi, like a dungeon, doesn't he have a ton of residuals? If you're, if you've been in a million movies and then they cut the supply off, you no longer in movies anymore. You still have all those millions of dollars. It's just, you gotta, you gotta reduce your lifestyle. So he probably has a mortgage that's ginormous. He also must have family money. Even though I think the story is that he doesn't. No, he's actually not related to the baking soda company.

I've always thought that he was, or maybe he is. No, no, no, but the baking soda company and those are separate, that's Arm and Hammer. Yeah, the Hammer Museum is what he's related to. But his name is Arm and Hammer. Yes, but that's a different. It's a Rick and Morty situation. It is.

It's the first Rick and Morty. Armand Hammer Baking Soda is the first Rick and Morty. Armand, let's get the truth because we don't wanna be- I know, because I'm always wrong with this. You're just slandering his name out there. I've actually Googled this like four times and I always go, it's either he is or he isn't.

Oh, I have a thing like that where I have to look up, oh, it's Kerry Elwes. It's Carrie Elwes, British. His father is American businessman. No, no, no. Yeah. He was an American businessman, the son of Julian Armand Hammer and the grandson of industrialist Armand Hammer. I mean, this guy's fucking loaded.

But that's not the baking soda. You don't get that rich from baking soda. I don't. everybody has it. They have one box for life. They have one box for life. I mean, you're supposed to replenish it. No one does. If you put it in your fridge open,

you should put a new one in at least every year. We're talking Occidental Petroleum money, guys. Heard of it? This guy- OPM. This guy doesn't need to be having a podcast. He just wants to be back in the public eye. That's tough. That's the final verdict on freedom. Wapush.

That's a total Wapush. Sorry, Arby. You got Wapushed. Now we don't like to, you know, have shots fired against other podcasts a lot. Not a lot, but this one's egregious. Well, no, every day a celebrity's got a podcast. Yeah. You?

Me, you. Wait, what was, what was the, there was a question I was gonna ask you? It was a whole other? Oh yeah, you had a whole thing. Will you marry me? No, no, no, okay, wait, it's about something.

Is that ringing in your pocket, Paul? I think I can go back to what we talked about right at the end A friend of ours got got engaged the other day in shorts. What do you think about that? Wait, we know someone who just got engaged Person who was proposed to both both were in short. They both were in short. What do you think? They were in Hawaii. No, Oh, well then that's bad. It was on a hike, I believe.

Well, that's all right. Oh. Let me see. Shocked again. Let me see. Yeah, I don't know if that's the way that I would do it, but it depends on the couple, don't you see? Yeah, I know, but- Hey, if you're on a hike, that's typical hike where-

It's what? Put on a long pant to get engaged. Maybe his betrothed would have thought, why are you wearing pants? We're? Put on a long pant to get engaged. I would say... Maybe his patrol would have thought, why are you wearing pants? We're just going on a hike. I would say I wouldn't want to be in an engagement situation... Where you're going down on one knee

and you can get a scab. That's part of it. Slice. Where you are in any way uncomfortable. I wouldn't want to be working up a sweat. Yeah, that's true. No, no, no. But that's me. But that's just me. It working up a sweat. Yeah, that's true. No, no, no. But that's me.

But that's just me. It depends on the coupe. Yeah. Everybody, you know, you really have to take your partner into consideration when you- Take your partner by the hand. Consider where they like to stand. So are you going to wha-poosh on shorts? Wha-poosh.

I feel like it's a conditional wha-poosh. Conditional wha-poosh. I can't give a firm Wapoosh on shorts. You've been conditionally Wapooshed! Wapoosh! Lauren... What brought that into your mind, dear? I just was thinking about it because I learned that information yesterday. I learned of the engagement before, but I learned of the shorts aspect.

And you were like, you know what? I'm going to ask you the next episode. Well, you learned about these two things separately. Yes. I learned of, I learned of the engagement part of it. And then I saw a picture announcing it and there was a thousand words, more than a thousand, I thought, because I looked down and they were both wearing shorts. You don't think they got casual for the announcement. You looked at the picture and then you looked down to see the lower part of the picture. I only look at the top thirds of pictures.

That's interesting. Why is that? Because who knows what'll be down there if you know what I mean. Have you ever? I'm a gentleman. Have you ever watched a thing with subtitles where the only option like okay, sometimes people are gonna be speaking in another language. Yes. So you have to put the subtitles on. Yeah, but the subtitles stay on for the English. So you have to force yourself to not read the English. Let me tell you a story. We went to... Oh my god, a story. We went to Glass Onion last holiday season. You were looking through a glass onion? We went to go see the the film Glass Onion. Yes. A Knives Out story. A Knives Out story. Knives Out Mystery? Knives Out Mystery probably. And we wanted to see it in a theater because I enjoy the theatrical experience.

Of course, absolutely. And we bought tickets and did not realize that it was with the subtitles on the entire time for non- or hearing impaired viewers. Oh, this was in the theater? In the theater, yes. I've never seen the like. Yes, and they're listed. It was our mistake, certainly, but the theater. In the theater, yes. I've never seen the like. Yes, and they're listed. It was our mistake, certainly.

Absolutely, you were wrong. The time worked for us. And it was a challenge to try to not look at that bottom of the screen, because I read faster than they can say it. Oh, I hate when I'm reading it, and I know what the joke is, or just the rest of what they're saying.

And I'm like, my brain doesn't like that. Yeah. So it was tough, and not the ideal way to watch it. I will say. I consider myself good at this. Consider yourself good at this. Consider yourself part of the furniture. I've taken to you sofa strong.

It's clear we're going to get along consider yourself Well in country to yourself part of the family There is it a lot to spare Ever we got we share the reason why I know that song actually funny enough. This better be funny. Is that when I was a child and I would audition for local children's theater plays that was

one of those songs that we could sing. Sure. That makes sense. And so I knew that one song. Consider yourself at home. Consider yourself part of the furniture. It's wild that your singing voice hasn't changed at all since you were a child. at home. Considere yourself part of the furniture. It's wild that your voice,

your singing voice hasn't changed at all since your child. Exactly. There isn't a lot to spare. Isn't it interesting that kids can't really sing professionally yet? Well sometimes they can and it's weird when they can't. You know what I mean where it's like,

when you see a little girl like, I believe in a future. I believe it's here in the future. I get really creeped out when kids can dance really well. Yeah. I love it. I love the art of dance. I love the art of dance as well. I like when kids can dance,

but it implies a sort of soul connection that I can't believe they have. When they can dance like an adult, it gives me the creeps. It's unnerving to me. Yeah. I want to see the kids trying. I don't like to see kids like tangoing together.

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And we're back. What were you gonna freaking ask me? I don't remember. I hate that you don't know. I know what sucks is I'm not gonna know until I listen back to this episode. Okay, can I tell you? You'll be reminded of it.

I bet I will be. There's always something to remind me. Yeah. Always something there to see pat me. I watched a documentary that was crazy. Can I tell you about it? Please, I wish you would. It's called Sweet Bobby,

the catfish documentary on Netflix. That's the whole name? Sweet Bobby Catfish something, something like that, yeah. I'm gonna look it up. And it's so crazy. I almost wanna just tell you the ending. My catfish something, something like that. Yeah. I'm going to look it up and um, it's so crazy. I almost want to just tell you the ending. My catfish nightmare. Go right ahead. Okay. Sorry. So this is spoilers obviously for sweet Bobby. The story is this woman who's um, I think they're in England. She's yes, they're she's like in her thirties.

She's a radio DJ and she she starts, so basically her cousin has a boyfriend and that boyfriend has a older friend. That boyfriend has a bell. Boyfriend has a older brother. By the way, we had a new, we have a new earworm thing that I sent to the text chain, to the tune of Pass the Dutchie on the left-hand side. Oh yeah.

David Schwimmer at the Anne Frank House. David Schwimmer at the Anne Frank House. Someone on Twitter, RankerEnabler69 tweeted that, and it made us laugh. And so that's a new one, so we need to incorporate it into our brains. I have no doubt that it will impress itself upon my brain. Yes.

Anyway, go ahead. David Schwimmer at the Anne Frank House of Sack. People look good. This woman is, so her cousin has a boyfriend. The boyfriend has an older brother. I love that. So the main woman befriends the older brother on Facebook. Like it's like, you know, they're in similar circle,

whatever. It's not uncommon. He's cute. Yeah. And they start like a Facebook friendship. She sees him at a club. Reasonable. In Brighton Beach.

This all makes sense to me. And. No more so far. She runs up to him and says, The lefty blues. He doesn't really register her cause it's like they're at this loud club. She's like, we've been talking on Facebook, but he, this is like, whatever.

So that was like, she's in person at one time. All this stuff happens, they have a Facebook relationship that is very deep friendship, it becomes romantic, then he gets married to someone else. That you see pictures on Facebook of him marrying someone. Then he gets shot and he's in a coma. He's in the witness protection program, he's moved to another country.

He, all this stuff happens. She's still in touch with him because he's communicating with her, even though he's not supposed to. Then they do start, he ends his relationship with that woman and they start a romantic relationship. And he can't really even speak because he was shot, his vocal cords are messed up.

But they will be on Facebook phone and they're like, which is a thing. And he'll be like, hey, I'm dietetic, he can't talk. Facebook phone is a word, or his voice is really high. He says, hi, I'm dietetic. We make fun of Facebook phone. It is a very good way for people of lower incomes

to actually have phone conversations. Hey, I didn't even know it was a thing and I don't mean to disparage it. I also didn't know that we made fun of it. I don't think we did. I just want to say. But he said, we make fun of it. As if we do it all the time. I don't mean to disparage it. I also didn't know that we made fun of it. I don't think we did. I just wanted to say. But he said, we make fun of it. I just don't want to sound like out of touch

Hollywood celebrities. We make a lot of jokes about Facebook phone here. I think it also works for people who are talking from country to country, I'm assuming, because it's Facebook. A lot of people in other countries cannot afford long distance phone calls, but they can communicate through a Facebook phone.

Well, that's very smart. I think it's fantastic. Well, that's the same as a phone at that point. Cheers to you, Facebook phone. And I say, Scottish. What was it's fantastic. Well that's the same as a phone at that point. Cheers to you, Facebook phone. Skadoosh. What was it? Wapoo.

Wapooosh. The final Wapooosh on Facebook phone. Do you know why I was thinking Skadoosh? Why? Because I was thinking of Jack Black. Oh yes. Because he would say Skadoosh. When he would say Skadoosh.

And when he and the guy that he did Libro, Nacho Libro with. Oh yeah. Nacho Libre. Libre? Yeah. They, when they were talking about that movie, they would do it over like Xbox Live or something.

Oh wow. Because they were on, in different countries. Jack was filming something in another country. Interesting. And so it was a way around, having to pay for phone calls or whatever. Wow. God, the ingenuity of the human brain.

These two people are dating on Facebook for eight years. They get married. Whoa. The friendship is eight years. They get married. Whoa. The friendship is eight years, whatever it turns into. He proposes via a Facebook feature where you can write a message like MS Paint, sort of. So you don't need shorts. Yeah, exactly. And then he's finally going to come visit.

They haven't been in person this entire time. The only time she's seen in person was at that club that one time when he didn't recognize her. Just pause for one second. They got married not in person? Also side note, one thing I have to say, she's also communicating with his family on all the different Facebook pages and all his friends. She has a relationship with all these people.

So it's a very like. So we can't pause. Yeah, go, no your turn. No please. I know we swore we wouldn't make fun of Facebook phone. Yeah. But you can propose using MS Paint. That's not the phone. That's a, it's just a Facebook feature

that was around at that time. We can make fun of that. Yes. That's stupid. I don't think you should propose that way. I don't think you should propose by email. I think we should only propose that way. Shit, I forgot about that part.

So. He's dietetic. Yes. So, all this is happening. He finally is gonna come to London. He won't meet up with her. She's messaging his friends. You know, the relationship gets very controlling, by the way, where he's like making her send a picture every morning.

And then she makes her quit her job. This is like Ryan Gall. All these different things happen. Where he made us send pictures to each other on the text chain. When we were in England. Take a selfie of yourself as soon as you wake up. As soon as you wake up and send it to the text chain.

That's so personal. Very personal. And nobody did it for real. And they what I think I thought we all did it for real. Oh, no, I had all this lighting. They finally she goes to the the hotel where he said he's going to be. He's not there. She finally gets a private detective and she's like, just tell me what I know. What do they call them in England, though? Private detective, private detective and she's like, just tell me what I know. What do they call them in England though?

Private detective. Private detective. Sherlock. Yeah. Sherlock. Yeah. She gets one address connected to Bobby. It's in Brighton Beach.

She goes all the way there. She's so nervous and crazy and feels insane. She goes all, she goes all the way there. It's been like, this has been driving her nuts. She's, they're fighting. They're having all these problems. She's like, wants to end the relationship. He doesn't want her to.

Don't get married to anyone. You've never. Right. She's like, wants to end the relationship. He doesn't want her to. Don't get married to anyone you've never, like who doesn't even go to the wedding. Yeah. They, she goes to the, by the way, now she's in her late thirties. She's, she wants to have a child. There's a lot of things in the line for her.

Yeah, she's wasting her life. She goes to his house, knocks on the door. He answers the door. Okay. He is like, who? Why did you say that like that was the craziest thing? Because he's a real person. Oh, oh, oh.

Unlike most catfishing situations. He goes, who the fuck are you? She's like, Bobby, it's me, it's me. He goes, what? I don't know what you're talking about. His wife, who we know from the pictures, who we thought he broke up with, is there with their baby.

She's like, what's going on? Where are you? She knows her whole name, she knows her whole. Like we've been. Because all the information was real. So someone has been using his. And made up all these, okay, so then. All these people.

You find out, then she calls her cousin, she's like, oh my God, this is so crazy. The cousin gets on the phone with the guy. The cousin's like, just let her go, don't call the police. Like whatever, he's, I'm gonna call the police. I don't care, this is so weird. I don't know what's happening. I'm nervous, I have a baby, blah, blah.

The woman drives away, she's all crazed. She goes back home. She's like, I'm going to call the police. The cousin's like, please don't. Just wait. The police meanwhile are sitting there going, which one of you are going to call us? The cousin, this is a young girl, who's like 25 or something, shows up at the house of the main girl and says, it was all me. I was Bobby. I was the 20 other profiles you were talking to. I created all these fake profiles. I had fake identities.

She was like, why, why, why? She's like, I don't know. I'm not, I'm insane. That's very unsatisfying. And they like, it's implied that they had sexual texting and things. Did they have sex after she came clean? The cousin? Yeah. He's like, you owe me now. No. I they have sex after she came clean?

The cousin? Yeah. He's like, you owe me now. No. I'm getting sex somehow. My jaw was on the floor. I'm gonna explode. With the ending, my jaw was on the floor.

Sure. Wow. And then the woman was like, now I'm so sad because I'm not gonna let her take my life from me. I'm in my forties now and I want my life to be good. I wasted all these. I turned down real people in my life who were interested in dating me.

Dang. Yes. I think they're both insane. I have empathy for the... I mean, I think I got out of control. The mark. But I do think if someone won't do a video chat with you. Then you shouldn't be able to. Red flag, girlfriend.

Square one. Is that a square one? Catfishes always have a reason to not use their video chats. Yes, yes, yes. Or not be able to send a picture. So we've got a whapoosh on catfishing. Whapoosh. Don't do it.

Yeah, whapoosh. Either side of it. Don't eat catfish, don't catfish others. We're against catfishing on any level. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. Although we've been catfishing each other, by the way.

My name's Kula. I suspected this. I suspected this. And you're Janie? I'm Janie and Paul. Mm- this. I'm Mike. I suspected this. And you're Janie? I'm Janie and Paul. I'm not real. Yeah. I watched this mini-series last night.

A miniature series? It was dramatized real life story of this serial killer in England and it was played by David Tennant and it was called Dez. Doctor Who himself. That's right. And it's about... The ninth Doctor? I and it's called Dez. Dr. Who himself. That's right. And it's about... The Ninth Doctor? I really like that guy.

Yeah. No. Yes? No. I feel like he's... Ninth. Ninth. Is he Ninth?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Ninth. And this guy, a neighbor finds... He's Tenth. He's Tenth? Yeah. What's his name from The Leftovers is 9th. Oh, because of the guy who was in the TV movie. I always forget about him. Yeah, Stephen... Paul McGann. Paul McGann, right.

Paul McGann it. Do you know what we're talking about? I'm having trouble breathing. And I gave my little CPAP machine. Put it on my face now. Put it on me. Turn it on now. Woo. I can breathe better now. I feel like I have clean nostrils. This is a good PSA for CPAP machine. Clean nostrils.

You know how, what a drag it is to go to the day. My CPAP machine made me feel like I had clean nostrils. My CPAP opened up my lungs. I felt like I had the nostrils of a baby. Open, why? So this guy, he has a neighbor who finds some human bones in coming out of the gutter or something. Not the kind of bones you wanna find.

I prefer the bones of a vole. Sure, we all do. And so they, the cops wait for this guy to come home. They're like, these are definitely human bones. Yeah. We don't know where the guy is. We have to wait for him to come home. Hey, that's a pelvis, my man.

So he comes home and they say, hey, where are the cops? Hey, where are the cops? We found some bones, we gotta talk to you. So they go inside his apartment and it smells horrible in there. And the one cop says, all right, just don't fuck around here. Do you have human remains in here?

He has human remains and he's like, yeah. What? Instantly. What? Instantly he's like, yeah. I saw a video. He's a murderer? There's more remains in that closet. He's a murderer? Yeah, he's a murderer. I saw a video. He's a murderer? There's more remains in that closet.

He's a murderer? Yeah, he's a murderer. I saw a video of a real life video. That was a guy? That was a real life? Not this guy, of a different woman just giving it up. Like basically when the police came by and were like, hey, we want to like go up to your apartment

and ask you questions. He goes, okay, okay. Well, just so you know, I have dead bodies up there. And I'm like, she's just. It's a mess. Yeah, she just gives it up right away. I didn't know you were coming. I would have put them away. Yeah. Just so you know, I have dead bodies up there. And I'm like, she just- It's a mess. Yeah, she just gives it up right away. I didn't know you were coming. I would have put them away.

Yeah. Just so you know. We can talk about whatever you want, but just so you know, there's dead bodies there. But like, maybe it's that thing of like the guilt is so- The guilt is- The telltale heart. That's what people were saying was like,

it must be such a relief to finally just get it off your chest. Yeah. Well, that's what made this guy so weird is that he was so matter of fact about everything. But this was a documentary? But also, like it was a terrible thing that I did. No, it wasn't a documentary.

It was a dramatization of a real case. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, but it was wild to have somebody. Yeah, just be like, yeah, there's dead bodies here. Yeah, well, nobody ever asked. No, I mean, yeah. Did you ask? That's the thing, every place I ever go to, I ask.

Honestly, they smell, I'm surprised nobody asked. Is there dead bodies here? They have to tell you. Yeah. They have to. You have to ask every restaurant. And you know what? They want to tell you.

And then they're like, well yes, chicken bodies. The Sweeney Todd rule. Chicken bodies. Yeah. There's dead chicken bodies in there. Does that bother you? Or does it only bother you when it's a human? Maybe I'll start ordering my meals like that.

Can I have one dead chicken body, please? Can I have one dead chicken tit? Can I have part of a dead cow on a plate? I want a slaughtered meat cow. Now! Are you like from Peter or something? No! I definitely want to eat it. I'm just very literal.

I'm hungry. I'm trying to play both sides. I'm mad, but I love it. I want to eat some dead animal that I didn't hunt. Both sides. It's a good, good, good. It's a good, good, good. It's a good, good, good.

It's a good, good, good. Nope. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noop. You know, actually, I want to start on a plane. But we watched that documentary called... What is that one? It was the one about the TV writer who said she had kids. Oh, yeah, I want to see that. And that was really fast. You weren't invited. Three parts.

I was over the top. Highly recommended. We had a girls night over here. Me, Coolop, Janie and Jess Jardine. And it was wonderful. And you guys all watched it together. And we were like, now we're a movie club. And you had a pillow fight, I'm imagining.

Yeah. Slam book. Yeah, we wrote about you guys in the slam book. We did MASH. Yeah. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Mansion apartments. Yeah, we watched MASH. Mansion apartments. We were talking about MASH on tour. Mansion apartments, Shaq house. But wasn't there a different one that's longer? Maybe you thought Shaq equals Shazam.

Shaq equals Shazam. No, it was Shaq with a Q. Shaq, I know. We were talking about MASH while we were on tour because for some reason a backstage at one of the places we were playing had it on, on a huge TV. And it was a good hour before we realized,

oh, we can change the channel. We don't have to watch a match. That's so weird. But I was talking about the aesthetic of it has always bothered me since I was a kid. And Paul, I know that- It's pure dust. You were taking Umbridge with it.

It's pure dust. Because it's technically a good show. No, I was not. I remember what I was taking Umbridge with. Which was because it looked like Loretta Switz's hair was not. I remember what I was taking umbrage with, which was because it looked like Loretta Swift's hair was gray, but it was platinum blonde, because there's no way there's going to be a lead actress on a TV show with gray hair. I contest that there was a time period in the 80s where people had gray highlights,

and that was a fashion choice. And I counter and say that did not happen. There was the one local newscaster here. Jessica Savage. What about white Savage? No, not Jessica Savage. No, who are we talking about? The one NBC one who had gray hair.

Local to LA who had a Bonnie Raich stripe of gray hair. But I truly remember. That happens naturally. I truly remember that it was like kind of a fashion choice to let your grays. I don't remember that ever being the case for women in this society ever. There we go.

Can we get a... Because why wouldn't that have come back at some point? Right. Can we get a wha-poosh on this? Can I get a witness? Lauren, do you remember any of this? I don't, I don't. So no wha-poosh on this yet,

but we want you to write to us at freedomusa.gmail.com Absolutely. And send us pictures. Send your pictures to dear old Freedom Podcast. What are you doing right now, Lauren? I'm just explaining that we're still mid episode here. To whom? My husband.

Oh yeah, well he's texting me too. Okay, what'd he say to you? He said, how are we all feeling was one of the texts I got from him while we were doing this episode. He's texting me and he's saying, keep stalling. I'm planning a surprise party for Lauren. Oh shit. Uh oh.

I wish I hadn't said that. But it's not her birthday, what would the reason for it be? Surprise intervention. But it's also a party? Also a party, like one last hurrah? Once Lauren leaves, we will start to have fun. Interesting. You guys seem like you're just texting each other.

We'll read our letters, make Lauren go to rehab, then we'll start the party. Lauren, it doesn't seem like it would take this long to say you're mid-episode. It seems like you're having a side convo. I can't really deal with you, right? You can't deal with me? And a Z-Pap. And a Z-Pap. Cause I want to breathe a little Z-Pap.

Cause I want to little breathe now. Woo! All right, we have to take a break. Oh, how convenient. Cause I want to little breathe now. Woo. All right, we have to take a break. Oh, how convenient. Hey guys, after this we're done. That's what she said. Lauren.

Lauren who? Who said it? She did. She said that. You? No, someone else. You guys don't even know. We don't even know? guys don't even num-a-la.

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Sign up for your trial today at Noom.com. That's N-O-O-M dot com. And we're back! Hi! Paul, I need... I'm so sorry, but I have short-term amnesia and I can't remember what a three-char is. I need you to explain it to me. Oh, the three-char is a game we... I want to explain it to you.

The three-char is a game we... Wait, Lauren. Lauren, you're explain it to me. I want to explain it to you. The feature is a game we... Wait, Lauren, Lauren, you're doing it? No. I just heard a song that I started singing. Please sing it. The feature is a game we like to play and it's also known as a buster. That's correct.

Oh, I've heard of busters. If you would like to send us a game we can play, I dare you to do it by going to freedomusa.gmail.com on your email device and then send us an email with the idea of the game attached to it. I double dare you. Lauren, do you make it a triple dog dare? I triple dog dare, I triple dog dare,

I triple dog dare you now. I triple dog dare, I triple dog dare, I triple dog dare you now. I triple dog dare, I triple dog dare, I triple dog dare you now. There you go. You've been triple dog dared. And if you don't do it, you're a coward. Yeah. There you go. I know there's so many people out there who are like, I want to do this, but I'm so afraid. And their teeth are chattering and their knees are knocking together.

And we're here to tell you, stop being such pussies. Send us a game. Just send us a game. Just send us a game. Conquer your fears, you'll feel so much better. What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?

All right, so. We're about to play one, Paul, tell us about it. This is a classic one, this is called Hitting the Post. This was borrowed from... Something borrowed, something blue. Stop Podcasting Yourself is a game that they play sometimes and we love it here. And basically we are saying the roles of a radio DJ who is talking over the musical introduction to a song. The idea is you want to get a complete

ramble out before the lyrics begin, before the singing starts. Like they do on terrestrial radio. That's right. And that's what we're going to try to do now. So we all have music on our iPod. Paul has a lot of sound effects for whatever reason. I know I'm going to make sure I don't. iPhone that has the Apple Music app on it. Is that better Lauren? Yeah, because we aren't playing And our iPod. I know, I'm gonna make sure I don't. iPhone that has the Apple Music app on it. La la la la la la. Is that better, Lauren? Yeah, because we aren't playing off an iPod. It's kind of important. Is that okay, Lauren, that I amended that?

Yeah, that's okay. Do you forgive me, honey? I forgive you, dear. Dear. So. No way. Who should like to start? So let's go clockwise so you play for Lauren. I'll play a song for Lauren.

Lauren, are you ready? Yes I am. Here we go. Three, two, one. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday folks, we've got the big, big, is that words? What? They're saying bop, bop, bop, bop, it's people singing.

Oh, I guess, yeah, that doesn't count. Yeah, if it's backups. All right, let's try. There are lyrics to this song. I'll start over. All right, here, let me back it up. Back that ass to this song. I'll start over. All right, here. All right, let me back it up. Back that ass up, Paul. I'll show you what I'm working with.

Everybody listen up, it is time for the best part of the day. It's our top 10 countdown. I want you all to call in with the top 10 things your spouse did that pissed you off. I wanna hear the worst fights you've had this week. All ready for me to go. I'll start with mine. My wife told me I fart on her face too much

when we are fucking. Oh shit, I'm gonna get fired. Oh fuck, I said shit. Oh shit, I said fuck. Oh God. It's kind of perfect. Oh, okay. That was the theme to action news.

The theme to action news. All right, Lauren, we're plugging in your phone. Here you are. And you're doing this for me. I am. And we're almost ready. And we're shuffling up. And we're shuffling.

Hey everyone, unfortunately, if you're stuck in traffic right now, there's a huge pile up on the 1016th freeway and it looks to be about one car that's stacked on top of another car that's stacked on, whoa. The bad jazz, make the niggas spin it. The bad jazz, make the niggas spin it.

Quite a disparity in the volume levels between the action song and a modern song. All right, I'm doing this for Paul out of the goodness of my heart. And thank you, I appreciate it. And here we go. And it's K Planet 102 and we have got a great event going on in the park this Saturday. It is Reclaim Your Guns. Everyone who gave guns away and regretted it could get their guns back. All right, Paul.

All right. Let me see. It's a little something called Lauren's turn. Also known as a Lolo. All right, let me find one that I know. Find one that you know. That I know reasonably sure. OK, I'm going to say.

I'm going to try this one. All right, try it, Paul. I believe in you. Plant a tree, give a tree. It's that time of year where we plant trees and give trees. It is of course Christmas time. Those pine trees aren't gonna grow themselves. We've got to do it, people. Everybody get in and plant a fake tree.

Is that a fig tree? What was that? That was the last day of our acquaintance by Shenita Connery. Oh, the best time ever I saw your face. The best time that I saw your face. It was really dark. All right, Lauren's going to play something for me This is, here's what I can say. Yeah. This is fun. This is fun. Yeah. And I can say that. Yeah, because you are the person

having fun. And here we go. I'm gonna say wha-poosh. Hey guys, I have a new hobby. It's creating musical instruments. The new one that I have is, it's akin to a guitar, but it's. I failed. But it sounds like the radio. Something about that really felt harsh. I failed. All right. This one's for Paul. Paul, you're going to enjoy what I have, I guarantee it.

Hey, just a reminder gang, the cemetery has been washed out by that last storm and there are bodies floating down the highway. So be careful when you're out there, if you're going to work, if you're going home from work, if you're going from work to home, if you work at home for work, you gotta be careful. You started talking pretty early.

Yeah. Come on talking pretty early. Yeah, you truly. Come on Mark Almond. Let's just listen to this. Oh, my co-host here seems to have passed away. There are bodies floating down the river. Everybody be aware of this. They are coming at you. They're gonna get out to the street soon enough

if we don't get those barriers blocked. So if you do have sacks of flour, sacks of sand, sacks of anything at all, excuse me, please. I've come back to life. If you have a saxophone, please drop it in the river. No one likes that music. It's bad stuff. Who are you, Benny Hill?

And while we're dropping stuff in the river, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my. All right, Lauren, you ready?

Yeah. What did you do? Why did you do it? Well, I have to plug yours in. What did you do and why did you do it? Okay, here we go. It's my first day. God, I'm nervous. But you know, I'm so excited because I have a big, big message I want to share with you all.

Ever since I was a young girl, I dreamed of being a radio DJ. I'd sit in my room spinning records. It's all about timing. I love you. I love you. Can't even faster than I remember. Yeah, I thought so too. A double dip of Mark Almond.

A doo-doo of Dee Dee. A double doo of Mark A-doo. Ah. A ba-ka-da-doo-da-da-da-dee. A ba-ka-da-doo-da-da-da-da-bole. Kisipam. All right. Hey everyone. I just wanted to tell you about my dead dog.

I loved her or him so much. That was too short. That was too short. I'm gonna give you another one. Hey everyone, back to my dead dog. How did it die? Well, let me tell you the most gruesome story you'll ever know. Alright, Paul, this one goes out to you. Thank you.

I'm going to shuffle it up. Here we go. Shuffle it up. Here we go. Shuffle it up. Hey everybody, just a reminder, we are going off the air tonight because no one likes us. We were voted the worst radio station in town, the mayor. Give it a ya poosh. What was that song? That was Split Enz, Hard Act to Follow. All right, I got one.

Let's do one more. I got one for Lauren. Leo. I got one for Lisa. One for Leo. Leo. Whoa. You gotta stop that one first, Paul.

Well, I hope that's not it, cause it's already going. It's been running this whole time? This whole time? The whole time, the whole time, the whole time. All right, hold on a second. Now Paul is picking the songs, which I think is- Wonderful. Wonderful.

We're all picking songs. I know. What are you talking about? I was picking songs. Because I have the sound effects. Yeah, I would like to do one with a sound effect one day. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, it's all just farts. You did it.

Okay, you ready? Yeah. It's grandpa day. You know what that means. Grab your grandpa and give him a do-si-do Because this is the day when grandpa's want to take a spin that can be a car ride that can be a walk around the block It's all about respecting your male elders. I Want you to get out there and grab that grandpa get a CPAP machine and give it a good shine

He deserves it today Grandpa, get a CPAP machine and give it a good shine. He deserves it today. Take his bowl of almonds and make each one salt free with your tongue. I wanna see ya. Help your grandpa. As I get to the bowl, what's the salt? The CPAP machine.

One more for old Scotty though. One more for old times sake. And the caravan. OK. Chachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachachach Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hey, guys. I was in Las Vegas recently and someone came up to me and said, hey, I'll pay you a million dollars to sleep with my wife. And I said, guess what? I don't need the million dollars.

You can have her. Anyway, that's. Wow. Huh? Who are you? Who are you? Why are you holding a gun? Wow!

Whoapoosh! And he's out He's out like a light Well gang, that was this episode of 3 Oh, okay Cause you started, remember? You started playing the music, yes Because we plugged in.

So you have one last chance. You gotta make it good. Are you ready? I am. All right, here we go. Hey everybody, we're asking everyone to bring their canned goods down to the station and also any boxed goods and any stuff in bags. We are hungry and we'd like to eat that stuff. We don't have anything

left in the kitchen here so bring that food on down here because we like to eat it. Satisfying. Always satisfying. Folks that's freedom for this week. Can you imagine? I can't believe it. Thanks for listening. And now we know who the president is perhaps. Couple of things we need to get out of the way. Let president is, perhaps. Couple of things we need to get out of the way. Let's not talk about it. Couple of things we need to get out of the way. First of all, we talked about this last week. We have new three to merch for the holidays. We have Christmas cards.

This is based on the story we talked about last week. And the cards are based on Christmas. The cards are based on Christmas. Well, they're used for. Christmas is based on Jesus. Based on the character of Jesus. The original character from the Bible. Well, they're used for. Well, Christmas is based on Jesus, based on the character of Jesus. The original character from the Bible. Also known as a mustang.

But Lauren had a very weird Christmas card delivered to her house one year that just said, go to hell in it. So we've made these for freedom where it's cute little reindeer on the front and you open it up and it just says, go to hell, very simply. And you can buy these either single cards or in packs of six you can get them at kinshipgoods.com cbbw for cbb world and buy those and then you can also see our t-shirts and stickers and stuff yeah kinship goods is great and explore their store because they have a lot of great stuff and they're a great company yeah and also if you'd like to hear ad free versions

of this show, and why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you? Although the ads are great. The ads are great. The ads are great. And we love doing them and we love capitalism. But if you are wishing. I like trickle down economics.

I love trickle down economics and it works okay. Go to cbbworld.com, sign up on the Maximus tier, or on the other tour. You can get them on the Maximus and also Legacy. Oh, Legacy. I forgot about Legacy. Yeah, you can get it on the cheapest. Get it on the cheapest. Be the cheapest, get it on the cheapest.

Yeah, but that's where you can get previous episodes is only at CBBworld. That's right. Meanwhile, if you want to hear our three meme episodes, which one just came out yesterday, but they come out every other Wednesday, you can get those at CBB World if you're a subscriber or you can get them at Lemonada Premium. And also on Tuesdays, we re-release old episodes if you don't want to deal with any of that and we just re-release them for free. And that's called three visiting on the twos. And we just re-released them for free. And that's called Three Visiting on the Two's.

And guess what? Tomorrow, you've enjoyed this. We have a special bonus episode coming out tomorrow. That's right, we do. That's lucky. We have a bonus episode. We don't want to say what it is, but it'll be something interesting that you'll enjoy. So this week, there was three Visiting on the Two's.

There was a three-mium. On Tuesday, there was a three- Tuesday. There was a three on Wednesday. There's this episode today and a bonus episode tomorrow. You guys are eating pretty. This is four freedom days in a row. Four in a row. That's never happened. It should be three for freedom.

But instead we said, let's do a bonus one. So listen back tomorrow. That'll be a little surprise. It'll come back to your feeds. That'll be a little surprise that it'll come into your feeds. Yeah. And we hope you'll enjoy that. Now I wanna say everyone who enjoys, Paul and me at least should buy tickets

for our final Comedy Bang Bang. At the very least. Live show. At the very least. This is in LA, it's December 13th. We're gonna do a big, huge show with a lot of big, special guests. Hey, Randy's gonna open for it,

and you can get tickets at cbbworld.com slash tour. And then also, Paul, you have the last varietopia of the year. Yeah, if you enjoy me by myself without Scott, then you can go to see varietopia in Charleston, South Carolina, at the Charleston Music Hall, Saturday, November 23rd. All new show from the last time we were in Charleston.

So much fun. This is our last tour show of the year and our last show show of the year. And we're doing it in Charleston the weekend before Thanksgiving. Come on out, Charleston Music Hall. Tickets are available. Paul and Chuck, we'll talk about this a couple of times.

Can I also? And I just wanna say Mary Holland. Okay. I wanna Hall. Tickets are available. Paul, I'll talk to you in a couple of seconds. Can I also? And I just want to say, Mary Holland. Okay. I want to plug. No, go ahead. Mary Holland and I are reuniting for our two person show. This time it's called Lappy Holland days. Lappy Holland days.

It's December 18th at Dynasty Typewriter. We did one when we were both preg and it was really fun. It was great. I watched it live and I had such a great time. Thank you. You can watch it in person or you can stream it. It's December 18th. Thank you so much.

I also want to say I haven't talked about this a lot, but on this show, but I am writing Spider-Man for Marvel Comics. It comes out every week. And that's really nice. You can get that weekly on the Marvel the Marvel app what is it called Marvel Marvel Marvel Marvel Marvel Marvel Marvel Apples what is it called it's called Marvel unlimited ah so this is the app where you can get like every Marvel comic that's ever been released and you can read it. But I'm old 1950s ones and shit. Yeah, everything.

And they're battling Hitler. Yeah, still in the 50s. But you can, you can, this comes out every week. It's a weekly series that I've been doing. I think the fifth issue just came out on Tuesday and it's gonna come out every week for a while. And I am doing it for a long time. So I got another plug

I'm sorry. All right, do it but I'm reminded. I also have a show on December 18th. That's being live streamed against Lawrence Yes, we're competitors. Whoa, this makes you my competitor I'm doing as tradition dictates the off-book Christmas Holiday episode me and Nicole Parker will be joining Zach Reno and Jess McKenna. It's gonna be live at Lodge Room and live, you know what? You don't know if it's live streamed. I don't know if it's live streaming.

I think it's live streaming. Okay, well we'll find out. It might not be. When it gets to December 18th, I'll just turn on my live stream and whatever happens happens. I would say come to my show, stream Lauren's show. No, I would say we need to sell mine out. So please No, I would say we need to sell mine out.

So I would say we need to sell mine. Guys, I'm not going to go to either. Okay, that helps. That helps you make your decision. Whichever one I'm not going to. That's great. Well, we have a great show in December. Coming up for the holidays.

And we're excited that our special Thanksgiving episode is coming very soon of this show. The turkey's getting fat and dead. The turkey's getting fat. Coming in two weeks special Thanksgiving episode. That's right. Thanksgiving is for family. Thanksgiving Thursday, Thanksgiving freedom.

All right guys, I had a ball doing this episode. Oh, I had a great time. I had the best time I've ever had. And... I'm almost having trouble breathing. It's like an A-Z-Pap. And a Z-Pap. And a Z-Pap.

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