Threedom - Lord Help Me Bullsjit Bugs Bummy

Episode Date: March 9, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about tongue scrapers, old restaurants, and play a new round of Threevia. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Yeah! Welcome to the bottom! This is the podcast where everything gets potted and nothing gets left on the cutting room floor. Should we add yeah to the end of yelling freedom? Can we or did we? Well, it happened. One person did. And I'm saying should all of us and should that be a permanent addition to the very end. Let's try it again.

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I want to think I can do it. I can do it. Three two one three I'm not playing this game. I'm not doing this. This is humiliating. Are you hearing it? Oh, I mean, it's weird. I thought it's weird. This is what people need to understand. We're on zoom, but we need to explain why because I know we are not trying to be back on zoom We are not trying to be back on zoom. Oh, we are not that zoom. No are not trying to be back on zoom. We are not trying to be back on zoom. Oh, we are not zoom. No, we had to be back on zoom. You know that t shirt of Bugs Bunny holding a revolver and he says, Lord help me,

but it's time to go back on my bullshit. No, but I need that. Wow. You've never seen that. I feel like I've never seen it so, but you've seen that. Okay. I've only seen it online. I've not seen it like I feel like I've never seen it. So, bud. You've seen that so much. Okay, we've only seen it online. I've not seen it like out in the wild on somebody's body. Should we sell them with us instead of Bugs Bunny doing it?

No, because then it's just us holding guns. What's up with that? I just love how you could just type anything in it like, no, I wrote, Lord help me, Bulls, shit, Bugs, Bummy. Bulls. That's the shirt we should sell. I wrote Lord help me bulls shit bugs bummy That's the shirt we should sell Lord help me bulls shit bugs Bugs bun bugs bummy Lord forgive me but I'm to go back to the old me okay, but I found I found a Woody Versus

Give me but I'm back on my Toy or would yeah oh Toy story Woody from Cheers He was holding it but I'm back on my Don't show your wood yeah, oh toy story whaty from cheers Lord forgive me, but I'm back on my bullshit. That's bang on my bullshit bugs bunny is holding a what looks like a Flintlock pistol from the revolutionary war Yeah Hey Hi, I'm Lauren.

I'm Paul. And I'm Ted Kaczynski, the Unibummer. Oh, shit. This whole time. He's the Unibummer. Was he the Unibummer? I can't remember. Los Unibummer.

Yeah, he was. He was. No, Bobber. He was a huge figure in my childhood, I feel. Really? Did he babysit you? Yeah, I went to his cabin a lot and wrapped packages. I remember I didn't believe in him,

but my parents told me don't spoil it for the other kids. No, see what it was is that he was a creepy pasta. But in my neighborhood, he had to come to my house and say he was a creepy pasta, but then we got to know him. And he was a really good guy. What was creepy pasta? Sketchphrase again. Hello, I'm a creepy pasta.

Yeah. Is he in jail? Hello, my queen pasta. Yeah. Um, is he in Q. Oh, you mean Jeff the killer? Oh, yeah, Jeff the killer trace would go to sleep go to sleep, right? Jeff the killer is it really talks. He's a really tall clown. I am. Oh, I'm I'm decree be pasta now. Look at me. All right, here's the here's the story everyone and here's the story to all the piss pigs. I'm very sorry that we're on zoom this time. But again, the audience chose the name piss pigs. We did not. I was recently exposed to COVID-19.

The novel coronavirus. Yes. And guess who guess who had it that I was sitting right next to that may have infected me? Who's this? Will you tell me? This is a, no, not Tony. She was sitting on the other side. She may have it from the same person. Oh my God.

It's none of the major cure in the research herself, Nanna visitor from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Texted Tony. Wow. Texted Tony, I almost said Connie, but her name is not Connie, that's a crow. Oh, so what was that one of those alerts that you got that you had?

I got that later. I got that later. Now here's what I'm wondering about this. Okay, so she texted Tony. Yeah, I have COVID. Did she, so does she take a test and then I'll alert somebody? How do they know? She'll alert the exposure people.

This, here's where I didn't know how this worked either and Janie kind of figured it out and I think this must be what it is, is that if you test positive and you put, you put it into your phone if you have that enabled to test positive and you put, you put it into your phone if you have that enabled to say, I just tested positive. And then it, I gotta get that out. And then it will, I think it tracks locations. So it tells you, hey, you were near somebody who just said that they were positive and now look, you're scared.

I keep getting them from Hawaii. And I haven't been to Hawaii in years. That's very strange. That makes no sense. It's the only alert I ever get regarding COVID is that Hawaii is telling me someone I've been around has had COVID. Wow.

Yeah. But Paul, you're feeling well. I feel fine. I had a, I found out yesterday, took a test test negative, woke up with a tickle on my throat that was gone within an hour. I feel totally fine. You just scratched it. Did you put a pipe cleaner down there?

Yeah. Well, I do that in the morning. Well, you shoved a pencil down there. I shoved a, I tie a pencil to a pipe cleaner. And then I erase, erase, erase all of the disgusting things that get in my throat. That's great. You guys ever use tongue scrapers? No.

Sometimes. I love a tongue scraper. I kind of do too. It kind of, it's like, if you go, I went too hard with it like a month ago and I feel like I like wiped off a taste bud. Oh, that hurts. What can you not taste right now? No, now everything's fine.

They grew back. But about a month ago, I scraped it so hard that it was like, it was almost like I had been burned. Jesus Christ. I had a little fun. Don't do that. That doesn't sound like fun. But you know, it also, sometimes it's that thing

where it's like the first couple scrapes, you're supposed to just do super lightly kind of get in and get out. But sometimes you're like, let's see if I can just give every single nook and cranny up in this piece. And then suddenly you're like gagging on a piece of metal, you know? It's like a potato peeler, you're just pinching.

Just pin slices of tongue coming out. Yeah. It's great that tongue stuff grows back. Yeah, you know, if you cut off the tip of your tongue, it grows back threefold. So if you do it too much, you can't even fit in your mouth anymore. Yeah. It's like a fruit bed sort of situation. Yeah, I used to love doing it when I was a kid.

Yeah. How was the cruise, Paul? The cruise? Okay, so I was on a Star Trek cruise. I Join tiny new some yeah, we try to get the boat to go to space. They built a big ramp in the ocean Tony knew something I joined it halfway through so we were there for three days and nights And it was really fun everybody was super nice. I got to meet many of the actors. I got to see many more of them from a distance.

But it was really fun. Yeah. The world looks good. Love Beyond a Boat. The ocean was a little choppy on the way back, which I loved. You loved? Yeah, I loved it.

That's my favorite favorite thing ever. We've been over this, but I'm not a boat fan. Love them. I don't get motion sickness, so I really, really enjoy it. That's amazing. Thank you. Mm-hmm. Why do you think you don't get motion sickness? I think because my center of gravity is impeccable.

You have like, we'll see. So he had this surgery where he sort of had like a sandbag put into his like between a stomach and his butt. My whole family did that. Yeah. And so it sort of creates this like this sort of. Rocking motion already. It's amazing.

I'm a little older than you guys, but that was a common practice back then. Like circumcision. Yeah, you're a lot. First that circumcise you then they put the sandbag in. When you say you're a little older than Scott, what do you mean? Like five days. I'm my four years older than you. I think I'm four years older somewhere in there.

Yeah. Yeah. Are you really? Yeah. Huh. Did you. I lost track a few years back, I think. I don't care how old I am. I don't care how old I am.

I don't care how old you are. Great. That's what you've been saying your whole life. Right. You had a lot of situations. All did you see any. Seamostres to. To do only two.

But one was one big one, Nelly yes, Nelly with the lock the the Seamostre with a bandaid on her face yes. Yes. Yes, he is that who I Foster. I think it's fake. I think it's fake. Here's what I'm asking. Did you see anyone making any viral videos on board? Because a new Washington Post article, I just brought up, says Carnival Cruise Line hasn't asked you. Well, I know you just brought it up. Yeah, that's why we're talking about it.

I brought it up on my phone, meaning. Okay. Carnival Cruise Line has a message for spring breakers planning to set sail. If you think you can get away with the type of bad behavior that goes viral on social media, think again. Fuck. What are they gonna do?

They're bringing on drug sniffing dogs. Were there drugs in the store? Yeah, they already have that. Yeah, you know what, I did, we flew into Mexico so we could join the boat and a drug sniffing dog did come up to me at customs and I want, of course, all you just want to pet the dog because it's a very sweet looking dog.

And he didn't find any drugs in my suitcase and I said, sorry to him. It would be fun to be a drug-sniffing dog because it's like, drugs smell good, right? This smells so good. Is it a little bit kind of stressful when like you're walking past like drugs? It's like okay. When you're walking past the drug-sniffing dogs and they're like, they're very much like, don't touch them. I feel like I get nervous when they say that, even though I wasn't, I wasn't going to touch the dog. I'm not carrying any drugs, but there's like this feeling of like, don't touch them.

And there's like this energy that makes you nervous. I get nervous just when they come near me, even though I've never, ever had drugs on my suitcase. I just, it's that, it's just that, that cop thing. Can you ask the officers if they can also smell dirty underwear? Yes. And what? What?

You mean the officers are the dog? Yeah. Either one. You're allowed to say to the officer, can you smell dirty underwear? Are you able to? I know he can smell drugs. What about you? What can you smell? He can smell. If you're underwear underwear? Are you able to like, I know he can smell drugs. What about you?

What can you smell? If you're underwear, if you're underwear is like, bread, your underwear is four days old, can you stink it? Can you still tell? You're having a stroke. Can I what? I said, if you're underwear is four days old, can you stink it? I have done a Vodville laundry in the hotel sink.

No, I said, can you stink it? Stink it like is it a smell it was supposed to go under the radar. I wasn't supposed to repeat it again This is a sorry. This is a situation with no this is the situation was zoom I'm sorry ignore you if you were in person. That's what I wanted no Ignore me and here too ignored Did you Paul did you throw anything over the boat like any time? Oh, I got so many things. Yeah, I block what I would fly when I'm gonna trip like that. I take the clothes I hate the most and then I wear them for the trip and then I throw them overboard as I go. So then I don't

have I have empty luggage that I can fill with duty free tequila. Duty free. Yeah, you heard me. No, duty's allowed. Am I saying duty or putty? Duty, putty, do. Duty, putty, do. Dany, putty, dany, putty. Dany, putty. Dany, do.

Yeah, so drug, drug sniffing dogs, and then check. They're, they're, what else are they gonna do? Are they just gonna slap phones out of people's hands? Well, I was going to, I was going to throw out another article that I glanced at the headline of much like what you did here. Okay. Um, Paul said he and Janie are being super safe and sleeping in separate rooms while there's a way, while he's making sure he doesn't have COVID.

Well, we, here's the thing we did sleep in the same room last night. So you don't care at all. We're staying in separate rooms today while we missed each other too much. Of course. But so today you're doing that. Yes. Today we have been in separate rooms all day. Oh, like not sleeping.

You're just saying kind of like tonight. You're going to. Tonight I am going to sleep in the in the guest room. Okay. I got a blow up air read, I read an article, and by that I mean what I said, which is that I saw a picture of a headline. No, that's what reading means now.

We all know. The article was about people, married couples having their own bedrooms. So have we talked about this? I don't know. We may have talked about it a while ago, like if we would ever want to do that. And I definitely see the appeal of it. I knew a guy back in my improv days who was a bit older,

so he was like married and had like a life, you know, and he and his wife had separate bedrooms. I remember going to their house. And I thought that was so interesting. He had a race for him. Yeah, well his room did have like, you know, his toys and things. Cause you know, all you guys like your toys. Yeah, I heal shoe bed. It was, he just, his was like his personality. And hers was like her personality. And then, you know, they go in one room to fuck I assume. And a separate just sex room, like 50 shades of gray. No, I think they they I think they would have sex in Harrow because it was the more adult room and the bed was she didn't want to look at action figures while she fucked. Yeah, well because they're they're looking at you. Yeah,

they have opinions. Did I read their their throwing away 60,000 funo pops in a landfill. What does a couple of Lawrence talking about? Why are they throwing them away? Because they didn't sell them. Just sell for dollar. Why are they? Why don't they ship them to the poor countries in Africa? Like they do the world series winners that were wrong. And all the T shirts.

Yeah, all the T shirts of things that didn't happen. What? That's why we have the Mandela effect. That exactly. We're talking about separate bedrooms. And did that seem at the time did that seem very strange to you? Oh, well, I still want to hear

what the funcote toy was. Oh, okay. I don't know. I think they're Grogo's AKA baby. Are you fucking that crazy? Thato toy was. Oh, okay. I don't know. I think they're Grogu's aka baby. Are you fucking, that's crazy. That won't sell. Yeah, right. Anyways, the Grogu was the other one.

The picture on the article. Oh, but at the time, I thought they got you. I didn't think it was, well, I didn't think it was normal. I've never seen that before, but I didn't think, I didn't have a judgment against it. I wasn't like, you know what I mean? I just was sort of like, Oh, I've never seen anyone do that. But I thought it was interesting because I also didn't know, you know, I hadn't been to a lot of like homes of like 30 somethings at that time. So it was kind of interesting just like get a little glimpse of that. But I also noticed a handful of people I know

are re we're we're liking and reposting that. And I was like a handful of people I know are re we're we're liking and re posting that and I was like I'm curious if people have separate rooms. If we had like a huge house I could see doing that. Jani would never go for it though. Yeah I sort of like I know I feel like when we're like work like Mike's been shooting a movie and he's got a lot of night shoots where he has to see and see. That's the time when I think about it. If somebody has to be up super early, you know. So we've been doing that,

he'll sleep in the guest room because it's like he gets home at 5 a.m. and he has to sleep. And then meanwhile, we would all be waking him up, you know, if he was up in the room. So. What we've been doing lately is,

because we have the baby monitor on is, like I can, I wake up for anything. Here's the problem. So occasionally Emerald's babbles in the middle of the night for, you know, 10 minutes before she goes back to sleep, just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, right. What's she talking about? Is she possessed?

Yeah, pretty much. That's what I would say. I mean, we tried to get her possessed when she was born. I think it took. Okay. But so she babbles. So on the nights where I'm supposed to have the baby monitor on and like half, you know, sleeping half, you know, checking to see if things go on. I can wake up really easily. Here's my issue. I can't go back to sleep. So this morning, 3.45 babbling, that's the end of it. I'm up. That's really hard. So conversely, Kool-Ap won't wake up because of the baby monitor.

So now she's been sleeping in Emerald's room. So she can, so she can hear it, and then also to give me some sleep on the nights where I'm not supposed to be paying attention. So, right. So that's sort of like maybe every other night, we've been in separate rooms, you know? So, I don't know.

That's one solution we're trying right now. Oh yeah, we did some of that with baby, early baby stuff too of like just letting someone sleep longer. So go in the other room so you can actually sleep. But this is a totally different thing. This is like you have your own style, you have your own decor, you go in there. I don't like style.

Yeah, I mean, everyone knows you a bad style. Even you don't like it. You're like, this sucks. I hate this, everything I chose. I can't choose good things. I've accepted it, you just choose it. That's great. Close to core, choose it all for me.

Mm-hmm. That's a relief, it's a blessing. To not have to worry about that shit anymore. Well, it's the Michael Cours thing of like, I'm always gonna wear a black suit jacket and a blessing to not have to worry about that shit anymore. Well, it's the Michael Cors thing of like, I'm always going to wear a black suit jacket and a black t-shirt and whatever. And so he wears the exact same thing every single day. I love that.

And he's the same thing every day. I would love that. He eats the same thing every day? No, I just, that's a separate topic. If I could eat the same thing every day, I would do that. I just saw a clip of someone else singly eat the same thing every day, but I, I'm, I'm not totally opposed to that. If it was something really good,

but you know what, even that's not true. I think I used to be like that, and I'm not like that anymore. I think I could very easily do that because I eat, you know, for dinner, that's when I probably wanna mix it up the most, but for breakfast and lunch, I eat strictly from hunger.

It's just like I want to not be hungry anymore. And I could, without thinking about it, eat the same thing every day. Yeah. I mean, I eat the same thing for breakfast every single day. Me too. Although I mix it up on the weekends. Okay. Get a little crazy.

Yeah, I make myself a little breakfast sandwich. What do you eat every day? Oh, yeah, we have talked about your breakfast sandwiches because that's.'s, they're famous. That's impressive. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. We talked about them. What's, what's, I don't want to, I, we don't want to re-talk about somebody we talked about, but who gives a shit? Give me, I, I make, you make it handheld and egg is involved. Is it like a full egg? Do you? The egg just watches. Yep. And then two pieces of bread.

That's right. Untoasted. I love it. Egg in the shell. Two pieces of white bread. Sounds delicious. And every morning you. Yes, it hurts my mouth. It's hard to bite into the shell. It sounds like a little bit in every morning you have. Yes, it hurts my mouth. It's hard to bite into the shell, scrapes my mouth. No, I make a scrap-al-egg and cheese sandwich

on an English muffin. Wow, I was taking breakfast orders for a while. Coulop's is- And then after a while you're like, I take breakfast orders from no one. Coulop's sister lived with us for a while, and then after a while, you're like, I take breakfast orders from no one. Cool up sister lived with us for a year. And during the walls, right? Yeah, during the pandemic.

Yeah, in the walls? Yeah, bad Ronald style. Ronald McDonald was bad. He's not good. He's in the walls. She lived with us for a year during the pandemic. And so for a while, I was like taking breakfast orders of like, how do you want your eggs and doing them? However, everyone wanted.

I think that lasted three weeks and then I was like, you're on your own. Three weeks is a long time to be doing that for people. Absolutely. You're like a fun thing to do in the middle of the pandemic. And then it just got to be such a, such a drag to do. Yeah. Of course.

Tell me I can't work in a diner as a fry cook. Oh, but if you're getting paid, maybe you could. Maybe I should see if they would pay me to do. If you're a diner, if you're a fry cook in a diner, you're also behind a wall with just a little slim opening where people can't really see what you're doing. So you can do anything. Oh my God, you have COVID.

I got COVID. It sounds like you have COVID. I got COVID. Sounds like you have COVID. I just arrived. I just got it. I feel like when I make eggs in the morning, if I'm going to offer them to Mike, then I'm like, what kind of eggs do you want? How many do you want? And then I'm just making that style. But it's usually in your screen, we're just going to go across the board. I'm not going to be doing different usually, even if you're scram, we're just gonna go cross the board. I'm not gonna be doing different orders

for different people. I was doing different orders for everyone. I was doing one. Some like cool up would be like, I want a nomlet with cheddar cheese this, this, this. Oh, that's a full order. And then, yeah, her sister would be like, oh, I want eggs over easy with this, this, this.

It just was too much. Jesus, for three weeks you did that. I know. Can you believe it? Even if they ordered the same every day doing that for three weeks is a lot. Yeah. That's what I figured out. But it sounded fun to me when I started. Nice. You're not just crickled off. You're a really good guy. All right, we have to take a break. And we're back. We're back.

Oh, great. We're back. Great. And it is great. It's great. Um, I just took Holly to a little birthday party for a child and it was so adorable. Only were at train. What is it? What's it called? Travel town. Yes. Travel town. It's so cute. I'd never been there because I guess I don't know why I would end up there. But now from what I hear from

the other patrons is that there's birthday parties there all the time. So it sounds like a place I'll be going to quite a lot. Absolutely. It's very adorable. I loved it. It was so cute. Is that it's in Griffith Park here in LA? Is that what I was talking about?

Yeah, and it's like there's these huge trains that are just sitting there like old style. Bigger than normal trains. You know what? They're so close up, they seem bigger. You don't normally get to walk that close to a train. That makes sense. That's right, they're so close up. And then there's a train that you get to ride around a loop twice and it's very adorable.

And it was really cute and Holly loved it. And then they give you, they had little like goody bags with like engineer hats and bandana and whistles. It was just very charming. And then one thing that I thought was very interesting is as you're riding the train around the loop, there's, so there's the highways right there on the outside of the thing. And then there's a little sliver that's fenced in where people are writing horses. That's like the width of a horse. And then there's like the traffic on the other side of them.

So there's this lane in the middle of the highway that's like for people to ride horses. I just found that very interesting. I used to go horses. Famously chill animals. I'm sure they love that part. Yes. Just being surrounded by whizzing cars.

I bet they just, they're in heaven. Yeah. I used to go hiking there and it was always like a sign of, oh wow, I've gotten this far when you would get to the part where you would see the train tracks. Yeah, yeah. And the horsey signs. Yeah. I've seen the horses from far, but it was interesting to be on the inside looking out.

And it was delightful. And I also, you know, to one of those things, I feel like, Scott, I'm curious when you'll feel this because you're still early in with Emerald. Yeah, we haven't done any first. She doesn't need to go to a lot of places, but I feel like now Holly is at a point because she can walk around that I'm like, she needs to see some stuff. So like, even if I'm really tired, I'm like, we're going to the thing. You know, it's like, we're going to whatever thing I have planned will be accomplished that day because I want her to see something and experience something and whether she wants to or not. Yeah. We sometimes try to walk around with her.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but at this point, yeah. No, but she doesn't have like that pent-up energy where she like means to run around You know, so she's not crawling that right so no she has the pent-up energy where she wants to like sort of Stand up and wave her arms and go yeah That is the best. She's she's been making not what's the noise? I Can't hear it. It's so so high pitch. We can't hear you Take it down and octave. I have to go. I'm terrified.

It's dark. It's like, that's cute. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny.

It just looks like. Why can't you not hear this? I don't know. It's silent. Here's what it looks like to me. She goes like this. He's like making the face. She goes like making. Yeah.

And it sounds just like, it sounds just like this. It's with Donald Duck. Donald Duck energy. She got big D-D. She's got D-D. He's got big D-D. I've never been able to do the Donald Duck noise. I've never tried it.

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And everyone attributes it to, well, A-B-O-N-S-A-Blinking. Well, fair enough, A-B-Rote the speech. Oh yeah, that's true. But he was too, shitting shit to deliver. He was too shy actually. Yeah, he's He was our shyest president. That's why I have that big hat so he could get over his head exactly

People would come up and say Mr. President Mr. President, he would go, oh, he pulled a hat down Um, I and then they put a turtle next and he could just do it with that. Let me Well, and then he died then he died right this the day after turtle necks and he could just do it with that. Let me, and then he died. Then he died the day after turtle necks came out. John Williams pulled his turtle neck up and tied a knot in it. And he suffocated. Wow. Here's, let me tie some things together. The first time I encountered a person doing the Donald Duck voice was when I was a little

kid and my father worked on the railroad. And I saw all the live long day. All the live long day. But he did it just to pass the time away. He did not debate. I was at his work at the train yard and he was fun to go to work with your dad. I hated it anytime I had to go. I thought it was cool. I was, you know, I like trains and I thought it was really neat and to see where, it was like seeing where the trains lived, you know what I mean?

And so you hit the trains house. Yeah, and I've been, train makes you take your shoes off. Right. Which is weird. There was no carpet. He doesn't think it's wheels off. And no, when it comes to my house, no. And my father introduced me to one of his colleagues.

And he said that he introduced this man as Ducky. And then he said, you know why they call me Ducky? And I said, of course, no, I just fucking met you idiot. And if I had to guess, it's because you are a duck. And then he did the Donald Duck voice. And I remember being amazed at that. Wow. Wow. You know, it must be nice to like not be in the entertainment industry. And you could just do one little thing and you get a whole nickname for it. Yeah. Like, we're expected to do so much. Be hilarious.

Sing, dance. If I'm going to get a nickname, incredible actors, award-winning actors. I know. I have to be like, I have to be a quadruple threat. Yeah. Take our stand-ups and transcribe them into a book. Yeah. But I wonder, I don't know that he necessarily got the nickname because he did the voice.

He may have gotten the nickname first and then he was like, well, I don't know that he necessarily got the nickname because he did the voice. He may have gotten the nickname first. And then he was like, well, I can also do this. I can also do this. But the whole question is, who would choose that? Do you know why I'm called? Yeah. And then he did the voice. Well, he said that to me because I'm a kid,

I'm sure there was a filthy reason they called it duckie. Oh, okay. Because he always would put the pringles in the duck lip formation and then Shuck and D Yeah, through them Duck lick duck lip formation ladies Mac duck lips lick duck lips

Oh Duck lips lick dick. Okay, now I'm ready to do ham blitz That's when you when you're doing your American I audition at your backstage. Yeah, panicking. I like the idea of hamburger hamlet. It's the hamburger. It's the hamburger hamlet. I help her hand doing hamlet and he's doing hamlet. Yeah, that would be great.

And he's on melet. Yeah, that would be great. I would love that. Unmeas. That hasn't happened yet. And people don't know there used to be a restaurant in Los Angeles called the hamburger hamlet. Yes. Are there any still? I hope I don't know if there are any left. Yeah. Should we make t-shirts that have the hamburger ham hamburger helper hand saying to be or not to be?

Yeah, of course we should. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, because it's like a huge thing for us. Yeah. Yeah. Our friend used to work at the hamburger hamlet on Hollywood Boulevard, across the country.

Oh, the Chinese theater. That's right. Was it like a fast food or like a sort of sit down? It's a sit down place that's specialized in hamburgers. Really delicious hamburgers. A lot of like frisco style sourdough. What's that? Yeah, it was really. What's a frisco hamburger?

It's gay. It's gay and hilly. Gain, it's killing. And it's colder than you think. Because you have to have San Francisco. I've always felt it's exactly as cold as I thought it would be. I think it's always really cold, but I think if you've never been there,

you would think it's not going to be cold. For a long time, I would forget how, when I started going up there regularly for sand up and stuff like that, I would always forget how cold it would be, no matter what the time of year was. And I always ended up like buying a scarf. Yeah. And that's why you have 8,000 scarfs.

That's right. And that's why I'm making my own quilt, the COVID quilt. And they're all San Francisco 49ers scarfs. That's the answer. That's right. That's what I would always buy. Oh man. Now the hamburger hamlet. I've told this story before. That's where I got my ID checks. I got carted and you know, I was born in 1968 and the server said, oh, 1968, the summer of love. No, no, no. I think the summer of love was 1967.

And she went, no, it's 1968. And I said, well, you know what they say, if you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there. And she said, I was really there. And I remember, it was 1968. Wow And I remember it was 1968. She got mad at me. And then what is the truth? 1967. Yeah, I hope she's dead.

1968 MLK was assassinated. RFK, RFK was assassinated. Like, 1966 was not the summer of love. No, but don't you think it should be 69? Of course. Of course they should have waited. They didn't know. Okay, we're having a really good time right now. Of course, they should have waited. They didn't know. OK, we were having a really good time right now.

Let's put it off for two. Yeah, like they're realizing early June. They're like, this is getting good. They're like, let's go through some hard things together. Make sure we really want this. Let's reschedule all of our orgies, all of our LSD soaked orgies for for another couple of years. Yeah. But also Hamburger Hamlet was where Dean Martin

used to go for dinner. I think every night of his life in the last years of his life. Really? When he was just like a withered shell. Bob Hope used to go to Bob's big boy. That's right. Well, that's the one that knows. And he was like, that's my ass.

Yeah. I'm a big boy too. He thought that the statue of the big boy was him. Yeah. There I am. If you had to go to a place a lot of times like that, what would you pick? If you're like, you're old and you're like,

you have your LA sort of restaurant. Like for vibe or food or a combo. It's just what, why do you think they chose those places? I don't know. I mean, because they feel very old school. So it's kind of like,

Yeah, it's yeah, it's like reminiscent of their, they're when they were growing up and times were good and all that. And they weren't old pieces of shit. That's so depressing. What's so depressing being old? Yeah, I think being old and reminiscing about the times

when you were young. Why is it? Wait, you're just going to accept his theory. Yeah. Why is it they make 50s diners, but they don't make 60s diners, they don't make 70s diners, they don't make it like there are diners that are reminiscent of the 70s, but it's just they haven't updated them. Yeah. It's like, there's, let's, let's do nostalgic, let's do 80s diners, 90s diners, 2000s. Why don't they make any colonial themed diners? There's not a lot, there's not enough orange and brown happening, I would say.

I really like the orange and brown combo, and I remember my dunking, really? No, why? I grew up in the 70s and everything was orange and brown. We have talked about this. I find it kind of comforting. I find it comforting too and I like the aesthetic personally, but my Duncan Donuts growing up was definitely like probably in the 80s Duncan Donuts or something.

I don't know when Duncan Donuts started, but it had a sort of, it was brown. It was 73. So it was the 70s. Yes. It was brown. You wish these ass-grants himself went to Dunkin' Donuts every day. It's the first one. Unibaccible. He had the shakes from drinking. Ben Affleck's coffee. Yeah. I'm looking out when Duncan was founded. Wow, Duncan was, can we guess?

Can we guess? Can we guess? Can we guess? Can we guess? Can I fit it? Yeah. I'm going to get it. I'm going to have a little quiz for you.

I have a few. It just popped up a bunch of different places and one they were founded so I'll do a little quiz Okay, Duncan When was it found It's very straightforward quiz Wait, you just said Duncan what Duncan donuts, but it's now called Duncan. Oh, oh meaning when okay Do you want me to do like what's this? Do you want me to do like, which one was, do you want me to do, just guessing? What's happening? When it was found, you said,

I have a quiz for you and you said one word, don't be. He is it. He is, you know, cause you know. What is the quiz? Well, you're guessing when it was found, it's what we were already talking about. You said, don't tell me. And then I said, I have other ones here

cause it popped up on this other. Okay, you have other business. Well, how about I do, which one came first? I'll do that, okay, dunk in our Krispy Kreme. Oh, dunk in, obviously. I'm gonna or Krispy Kreme? Oh, Dunkin'. Obviously. I'm gonna bet Krispy Kreme first. What? Okay. Yeah.

I would say, Paul is right. Now, do you wanna guess yours? Yes, for Krispy Kreme. I only finally started hearing about Krispy Kreme, like, in 2000. Oh, in the North, the Hells. What? In the South? It was in Winston Salem, where a car line up. Hopper bagga came through. Yeah, Winston Salem.

I'm going to say 1961 for Chris Becreme. Sweetie Pie. Chris Becreme's 1937 and Duncan, 1950 and Mitch's hometown of Quincy Mass. Well, I was gonna say 60s for Duncan, but Krispy Kreme, I should have guessed earlier because that spelling with a K for no reason is very much of that error.

And two Ks is so close to three Ks. You wouldn't get away with it now. Okay, let's do these two against each other. Seven, 11, which came first, seven, 11, or Tim Hortons. Seven, 11. Seven, 11, or Tim Hortons? God, this is a good, I don't,

you know, I didn't know anything about Tim Hortons till I started going to Canada. It's so huge there, there's so many of them, but there's so many seven, 11s. So seven, 11s were only open from seven to eleven, but Tim Horton, I don't know, I'm going to go with Tim Horton. Tim Horton was open from Tim to Horton's. You got your Tim, you got your Horton's. Okay, seven eleven was founded in 1927. 17. Well, Jesus, wow. And Tim Hortons was 1964.

These aren't even close. I know. But isn't it fun how you think there? Okay, how about these two? These are very close. Okay. Chick-fil-A. Okay, these are very close.

I'm going to ask you guys which decade it was in. Chick-fil-A and Basque and Robbins. Oh, owls. guess which decade it was in. Okay. Chick-fil-A and Baskin Robbins. Oh, owls. I'm gonna say, uh, uh, uh, where they both in the same decade? They're in the same decade. I'm gonna guess 70s. I'm gonna say 60s.

40s. Wow. Chick-fil-A 1946, Baskin Robbins 1945. Wow. Isn't that crazy? It would be so fun to go to Chick-fil-A for lunch and then go to Basque and Robbins for lunch or lobster. Lunch or lobster?

Yeah. Oh my god. That would be so cool. That would be so fun. And you would say to both the people behind the counter and both the establishments, you'd say, this was established in the 40s. Yeah, you'd be like, you wouldn't be able to be pretty perfect. You wouldn't even believe it. Yeah. And you'd say, this was established in the 40s. Yeah, you'd be like,

you wouldn't, you wouldn't believe it. Yeah, and you would say, and at the second place, at Pastor Raman's you would say, I also said this at Chick-fil-A. And at Chick-fil-A you would say, I'm also going to tell this to Pastor Robbins. Yeah.

And then they would probably talk to each other. They would probably call each other up and be like, some weird kid just come in here. Hey, look out, a weird kid is on his way. He may be armed. I might have to go to fucking crispy cream after this because the sun's so good right now.

How would that happen? Like, can you take a picture? How I would get in the car. You can just take off during the day, not tonight. I would take Holly with me. Wow. We'd go over to the Burbank Empire Center. Leave me.

Let's see. I'm working fucking every night. How many donuts can you eat before you feel absolutely disgusting and full of self-loathing? Half of one. I would say two is where I start to go. You got to really calm it down. I can get there after one. After one is where I go, let's be real. That was enough. We've been starting to have the back of cutting the donuts into

like eight pieces because you really only want like you see that in the mall in one minute. Yeah. You see the mall and you're like, I want to try every single one, but yeah. But you really only want a taste of what they all taste exactly the same. The thing for me is donuts as a sweet treat. Donuts are never fully worth it. They're not fully worth it, like a piece of cake or a piece of pie, some ice cream. But that's why crispy cream is different because they're heated.

It's not that different though. But when you get that melted your mouth, okay, my high school had this thing, and I never heard of crispy cream, but then in my high school had this thing and I'd never heard a crispy cream But then in my high school day where there was like a thing where it was like you could buy a box of crispy cream And they would be delivered on a certain day. They get like a hundred million boxes because everyone bought them Yeah, and you get your own box and then That would be like a dozen donuts. Yeah, I would just scar from down

I would need twelve in a sitting, but I'd eat three. And then I take him home. So which means he really hates eight. Probably. I take him home and then I put him in the microwave. You put him in the microwave for like exactly three. You're gonna eat eight. You put him in the microwave for exactly six seconds.

Right. And it's like, like, is that how long you've held to on that? Bucking Bronco? I believe that was eight. Oh, that was eight. Okay. I don't know the reference. It's a very niche reference.

Actually, this movie was not a smash it. There was a Luke Perry started a, um, a rodeo movie, uh, called eight seconds because that's the amount of time you have to last, I believe on the horse. That's like the throws you off before, before you can get off of it. Isn't that it? It's like, if you can last eight seconds, you can jump off because you've lasted as long as, isn't that, or is it,

or is it eight seconds, the minimum? I don't know. I think eight seconds is the minimum, yeah. In order to qualify as I've even done it. So is anyone being on one for like, like, three hours. Anyone of us? Yeah.

Not me. I have. Wait a minute, I have. I think I've got 90 minutes. The longest I've gone is like two and a half hours and my brain fell out of my head. What I do, the way I do it is I take a book to read So the time passes you don't buy yeah, yeah, I usually plug in my iPad on top of it. Yeah Yeah, yeah, focus about it. Yeah, yeah, the horse of it the horse. Yeah, yeah

Where were we talking about? Oh, don't wait. It's eight seconds on a horse, but then there's also bull riders, right? I thought it was a bull. I thought it was a bull. I don't know. I don't know how long those guys have to stay up there. They should cut it in half. Whatever it is, the bull.

The bull? The time and the bull. Yeah. Lengthwise. If you stay out there for five seconds, then they cut the bull in half. And they're like, which half do you want? You did it. They're like, this is my bull.

No, this is my bull. Cut the bull in half. That's right. A king comes out. Yeah. Would you cut it lengthwise like a hot dog? Yeah. I cut it diagonally.

Hmm. Good. No one just wants an ass. You can act for a style. Pretty sneaky sis. We all agreed. No one just wants an ass. Connect for style. Pretty sneaky sis. We all agreed. I don't think donuts are a good treat. Although if you're craving one,

I don't want to harsh your craving right now. You're not going to change my field. Don't do it. Okay. Really? Yeah. If I'm really going to use those calories, I'm going to like do it like caviar in the finest champagne.

Yeah, I mean, look. The finest champagne. I start my day with eggs with caviar on top. Yes. And I ended with caviar sandwich. Yeah. And it was a caviar sandwich and... Caviar McMuffin.

Champagne. Caviar and Dagwood. And then... It's just a gigantic... And it was a caviar sandwich and caviar McMuffin champagne caviar and then It's just a gigantic every other layer is caviar It's pastrami. It's a roasted turkey. It's a gay black forest ham Okay, we have to take a break. Oh care. I don't care either and actually I'm gonna get the one. You're the one who cares. I'm not in the episode going while this goes to break. Laura and the most important talk to each other. I'm actually going to help.

I'm telling Paul something really important now. And that's why they called it the Spanish puppy love. Puppy love. And they called it puppy love. I think I saw Donnie Osmond sing that on the Donnie and Mauricio. Oh wow. When I was a child, when I was what a wee child. That was an era of siblings singing together. Unlike any we've ever seen since.

Yes. Who do we have now? The Ovid brothers? Are they even brothers? They're Jonas brothers. Are they even together anymore? Yeah, they are. They still do stuff.

Performance. What about one direction? They were all related by blood. Yeah, they are they still do stuff performance. Oh, yeah, what about One direction they were all related by blood But that's this is so yeah, they were all created in a lab, but this is different I'm talking about brother sister standing on stage singing a little ditty brother and sister feels very rare Like I don't know if anybody is doing that at these days. There's gotta be somebody out there. I gotta ask a question. True. This is part of the episode or are we just talking?

Yeah. You mother fucker. This is part of the episode. It's part of the episode because yes, supposed to be doing a feature and no one is found one. I was looking at the document as I was speaking to you. Yeah, so Lauren's got a cover. Doing two things at a one.

Women can multitask. Oh, wait, listen, and I did hear your shade that you just threw, but we just got a new, um, some new questions for the three via that trivia game where we have to know things about each other. Sure, sure, sure. Do I try it again? Here is what I was thinking. Do we have enough for the creature?

Let me look. Here's what I was thinking is we should do the old questions and see if we can remember. Oh my god. I like that idea. We can. Oh no, these are great. These are great. Do you want me to leave the game? Yeah. Yeah. Let's let's do it. Okay. So you guys just get your, get a piece of paper. If this is your first episode of three, then basically we've talked and told the same stories over and over again. And we're a listener has compiled some trivia questions

about stories we've talked about on previous episodes to see if the three of us can remember anything that we've talked about on previous episodes. Okay, so the first round is Scott question. So Scott just write down the true answer as you know it. And Paul and I will do the same thing trying to guess. One, what two sports did Scott's parents participate in against his will when he was a child. I know this. I know this. This is a two part or what if you get one, you get, let's say that's just worth two points and you get one point per. Okay, got it. Why don't we make it half a point because the other people, the other people only get,

you know sure sure Yeah, I want you guys having an advantage over me to get like suddenly you have six points and I can only get That's a great point Scott's roommate the I have parties guy had a friend with an unusual nickname. What was that nickname? Okay. What musician did Scott risk getting fired to see at Disneyland when he worked there? Oh, wait, I sort of remember this. These are good questions.

I know them all. Okay. Ready? Yep. One of Scott's former bosses was seen drunk crying whilst wearing an all yellow outfit. What hilarious question did his coworker ask after witnessing this? I know this one. Classic. This is a classic.

And the final question, as a teenager Scott called into a radio show as Popeye to tell jokes, what was the name of the show, bonus, who was the host? Oh, shit. Oh, and each one, each person has a bonus question, so. I would say that the show was not called this, the segment was called this. Okay, and then the, yeah. And then the, and the host, the host was, okay.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Okay, do you wanna give us the answers? Yeah. We do wanna go on, okay. But we'll get, why don't we guess first? Yeah, right, exactly. Yeah. Okay, Paul, what two sports did Scott's parents

make him participate in against as well? Almost baseball. Yes. And the other was dance. I said baseball and soccer. Baseball is correct. You each get half a point. The other one was gymnastics.

Christian gymnastics. That's yes. Christian gymnastics. Okay. All right. Um, what was I have parties, friends, nickname. I said, go ahead. Fridge. Fridge.

I said, Pachouli. I'm sorry. Neither of you get a point. The nickname was bagel. Oh, yeah. That's okay. What musician did start with? Why was he called bagel fired?

I don't know. I don't like bagel. I ever asked. Okay. What musician did Scott was getting fired to see it this year and when he worked there? Paul. I said Billy Joel. I said can you imagine? I

said you too. Was it David Bowie? No, it was Roy Orbison. Oh, right. 50s themes. This is right. 50s themes. This is 1988. They were doing a 50s themed concert series and where several luminaries of the 50s were playing concerts and Roy Orbison. To me, you were thinking.

See, I forgot that it was at. I thought you were going to get fired from Disneyland, but you were good. OK, what was the thing said to the all yellow outfit crying person? Lauren. Why is that banana crying? I said, who bruised the banana? Oh, yes.

Who bruised the bananas? Correct. Because of the mascara running down her foot. Oh, damn it. Dark mascara, yellow, total yellow sweats that she was wearing. I got banana right. You did. Oh, total yellow sweats that she was wearing. I got banana right. You did. Oh, I pictured it as a yellow dress.

She was wearing yellow sweats. She was wearing yellow sweatshirt and yellow sweats. Yeah. It's such a fun to be the same. Okay, and as a teenager, you called into pop to tell jokes as pop by, what was the name of the radio show? And who was the host? I said it was Friday, Funny's with Finley Farrington. I said it was Friday, funny with Finley Farrington.

I said it was morning zoo with Busy. It was the boogie line with Bruce Fadot. The boogie line. There's no way we would know that. I know, that's too tough. Okay, I have a point. What was the bonus? Who was the host?

The host, okay. Okay, I got one and a half points. I have point five. It is time for the Lauren round. Oh, boy. Oh my god, it's so funny to have these questions written. It's just hilarious. Okay, in what country did Lauren have the first cherry she ever ate?

I remember us. But it's another country. It's the end. All right. Why did you never read a? Okay. Well, we get it. That's not how the game shows. What are you saying?

No, I just want to show. Okay. In Lawrence first ever appearance on the comedy Bing Bing podcast. Who was the special guest? Oh, shit. Jesus. I don't know. I'm not sure if I'm going to get it right.

Okay, I think it's, I think it's that person. Okay. Why can't I think of this last name? Oh, should I give you a hint? Okay. Oh, shit, what's his name? Whatever. Okay. Three, what did the Evanston police officer give Lauren after crossing paths with her at the third time? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, right, right. I do sort of remember this, but I think I got it wrong. But anyway. Oh, okay. I'm getting this next one. I'm sort of getting credit for something Paul kind of did. What delicious treat did Lauren bring into the 3DM studio for Scott's birthday? We did it together though. Yeah, yeah. But this is almost a question about me. Like what was the treat gross?

That's true. It's kind of getting in my, it's infringing on my moment. Yeah. It's giving stolen valor. What movie did Lauren go see when she slipped on the restroom floor and suffered a concussion? When you were a kid? Yeah, yeah. And then bonus with whom did she go to the movie? I have to um...

Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh yeah, okay. Okay, what country did I have my first cherry? I'm going to say Italy. I said Greece? It was Italy. Whoa!

And I had just never had one. And then we picked them off a tree and it was amazing. Wow. Nice. Can't believe it. What a sensual memory. It was sensual. I could see that in an independent film about coming of age.

Totally. Who was the guest on my first CBB? Scott, do you remember? I said Mark Marin, I have no idea. Yes, but special. I said Adam Brodie. That is correct. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. OK, amazing. Were you happy to see him, I don't remember. Could I get a boner? Yeah. No, of course I was happy to see him. He's a wonderful actor. Okay.

Who? I didn't know what I was doing, by the way. I had no idea what was going on and I didn't know what was happening. So I was just excited to get through the moment. What did the Evan Simpley's officer give me? The third time we crossed paths. Scott? This is tough because I first said

trading card and then I changed it to phone number. I said trading card. What's your final answer Scott? Trading card. Yeah, fuck you. That is the answer. Thank you. It's not fair. Okay. What delicious treat. What delicious treat did we have for Scott's birthday? What a millionaire worked that way. I know. I should have said your final answer was not that. Of course it was whipped cream and chocolate chips. Yeah, whipped cream.

Whipped cream and chocolate chips. And then what was the movie that I hit my head on the floor before I got to release it? I said it was goonies and you saw it with Josh Brolin. Oh, I said house to the second story with Adam Brody. No, the movie was lady bugs. Stern Rodney danger field and I

saw it with my dad and brother. Well, I didn't see much of it. Okay. Okay. Now I'm going to give I'm going to give myself half a point for trading cards. So I'm gonna say I have two and a half. Great. Thanks for your honesty. Paul, how much do you have?

I have one, two, three, and then... Before you had... From before I have one and a half. And a half. So I have four and a half. Four and a half. And you're locked at four and a half because the next round is about you. So I need four and a half four and a half and you're locked at four and a half because the next Round is about you. So I have I need to get four

I need to get a tie two to tie two and a half to win Okay, let's go people all right here. We go according to Paul what alternative name should he have based on how he looks Oh my God. It's been mentioned a couple times actually. I know it has. Yeah. Okay. Can we each have two guesses? And then we get a half point of. Okay. Okay. Okay. Two, Paul erroneously referred to the movie Last Vegas by another time. What was that title? There's a movie last page. Yes.

And you referred to it. I know what. Yes, yeah, yeah. These are very obscure. My questions have more facts, but okay. These are facts, I mean. I mean, things you said, but it's not like, like it's like mine was like what treat to be

half-versed God's birthday, who was on the first episode, you know that kind of thing, you could just know that. But this is a fact. Well, you could just know something that I said from we discussed it. Yeah. Okay, three. Paul's mom had a reception job, I'm sorry, receptionist job at his uncle's business.

What was that business? Uncle's, oh God, we were just talking about your dad's train business. That's what we all called it, his train business. Just make a guess, we got him. Move it on. Okay. Okay. Four, what book did Paul read that helped him quit smoking for good?

I can never remember. You can barely remember the title of this. Me? Yeah, right? No, he says it regularly. Okay. I know, like a better question would be how did Paul quit smoking and I would go he read this book. Yeah, I can't remember the title of.

And you've all the cheer that information. Five. Paul comes from a family of six children. Where is Paul in the birth order? Bonus, how many cousins did he have living next door? Okay, in the birth order. Right. Right. How much do we get for the bonus? By the way, is that an extra? It's just one. What? So it's one and one. So it's six points total. We can. Mm-hmm. Got it. Many cousins today have living next door.

Okay, are we ready? door. Hmm. Okay. Are we ready? Okay. Yep. Ready. According to Paul, what alternative name should he have based on how he looks? I guess the most handsome and gorgeous gentleman who ever lived. Wow.

I guess Roger. The name I think I should have is Dennis J. Peacock. Oh shit. I did know that. Dennis J. Peacock. I did know that. Okay, so I really got to get all the rest of these right in order to have a standing, a fighting chance. Okay. What was the other title? Last Vegas was, he said another title what was that title I said Vegas baby I don't know it's a goodbye Vegas the answer of course is old Vegas because it was about old man going to Las Vegas and I was complaining that old Vegas isn't really a play on anything and that's why they didn't do it yeah

exactly that's why they call it last Vegas. Yeah, exactly. That's why they called it last Vegas, which is a play. I know that that was called last thing. I just the only thing I remember about that is the entertainment weekly interview where Morgan Freeman said that he would allow a director to tell him to speed up or slow down. And that's the only thing a director would ever say to him. That's right. That's crazy. Okay. Um, Paul's mom had a receptionist job at his uncle's business. What was that business? Bud plugs piano piano business piano tuning. Lauren is correct piano tuning. What? I got one. Oh, all right. I got to pull this out with. Honestly, the only chance I have is the last question.

Okay, what book did Paul read that helped him quit smoking for good? Hey, Dennis J. Peacock, stop smoking. Okay, how to quit smoking. It's weird you're able to. I don't know. How to quit smoking. I think it was just what it was. I don't know.

I truly did not know it until I wrote that down. I think it was called how to quit smoking or you can quit smoking. How to quit smoking. I actually, I don't know if I can accept an answer with or something in it. How to quit smoking. What I actually wrote down was how to quit smoking in 15 minutes. But that's insane. That's a book. At the end of the book, it's like, and go. Yeah. The easy way to stop smoking by Alan Carr. Damn it.

And if anyone out there wants to stop smoking, this book worked like a charm for me, I highly recommend it. Okay. Easy. I'm going to say it again. The easy way to stop smoking by Alan Carr. Okay. All right. If I get both of these again. I'm gonna say it again. The easy way to stop smoking by Alan Carr. Okay. All right, if I get both of these right, I can tie.

Where is Paul in the birth order of six kids? I said six. I said fifth. Scott, you are incorrect. Lauren, you're correct. No, I knew it was five minutes. If I had been the baby, I would not even know you guys because I've gotten all the attention I needed.

That's true. We were not on that. And how many cousins lived next door? I said five. I said four. Seven. Damn. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got none of Paul's. Okay. What's everyone's final score? Two and a half. Two and a half. Four and a half. You win. Again. You won. You won last time. Yes, I did. I would say if I had, well, I would say if I had to guess, I would say Paul has the best memory. I still do have a pretty decent memory, it's true. He does. It's true. That was really fun.

I love that game. It is fun. And I want to just give a shout out the game is created by Nathan Diffie and he, I believe it was. I think he might have just added nuance because it doesn't say, but if someone did and it, I'm wrong, then please let me know. And Nathan Diffie, of course, very talented artists. Oh, wait, oh no, no, it was submitted by Lee Hockstein. Those questions were submitted by Lee Hockstein.

Thank you, Lee. That was amazing. And please submit more of those. Those are hilarious. What's going to say, Nathan Diffie is very talented artist who does all of my posters. Lee Hockstein, I don't know shit about you, but thank you for submitting those questions.

That was a lot of fun. I was really excited about Lee Hockstein, I don't know shit about you, but thank you for submitting those questions. That was a lot of fun. I was really happy about Lee Hockstein. Yeah, we need to know one fact. And then we can play a trivia game about it. By the way, when you're submitting these three to quote one fact about yourself, yeah, why not? Yeah, and then in the future games, we have to give the answers to the one fact

about each of those people. And it can either be a fun fact or it can be a sad fact. Yes. No middle ground. No, nothing in between. No. No, just random fact.

No, just like I have brown hair. Yeah. It's gotta be either fun or sad. Fun or sad. Well, guys, is that it? Yeah, we did it. Yeah, we did it. I thought it was great.

I had a great time. If you would like to send us a feature, write to threedomusa at gmail.com. You can also call us at the phone number, Hague Claims 8. You can follow us on the socials at 3DMUSA. And don't spell 8, right? That's right.

It's the number 8. Hague Claims number 8. And if you wanna listen to add free versions of the show, you can do so on Citro premium or on CBBWorld.com. Listen. And by the way, listen to all the ads that we record. We spend so much time trying to perfect them and rehearsing them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like a lot of times, Matt, our producer will write to us and say, hey, could you do this ad? And we'll say, Matt, we've recorded the ads weighing advance on professional equipment and took great care with them. So we definitely don't need to do a voice memo on our phones. And our office was, yeah.

No, of course. We'll workshop them out of town for a while. Yeah. Well, because sometimes he'll say, hey, this brand reached out. Are you guys interested in, we'll say, let's get together and rehearse a few times, like what we might say if we were to do it out for them. See if it feels natural.

And then we'll kind of get on the horn and let you know. We have a storage space that we rent that we use as kind of a lab for the products where we will all go and sample whatever it is together. We give it like two or three hours, and then we are able to really feel the ads. So do list into those ads. Do list.

Yes, please, please check out the ads because they are so, so, so well rehearsed. And also, I would love to just give a shout out March 22nd. Paul and I are doing a show for Dynasty typewriter's fifth anniversary. Yeah. We are doing a two person improv show. And you can get tickets to the live stream or in person on dynasty typwriter.com. That's right. We're looking forward to it. It's going to be a lot of fun. I'll give it a shot. When does this come out? I'm sorry.

Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday. Listen, there's still some tickets left for my show. If I don't have COVID Sunday, March 12th at Lodrum and Highland Park. It's gonna be a special St. Patrick's Day version of Vryatopia. We're gonna do Irish music. We have great, great musical guest and great comedy guests. It's going to be a lot of fun.

That's fun. And I wanna shout out, I have a copy of it. The comedy bang bang. Oh, shit, look at that. It's got showing it to us. You guys, I was gonna show it to you when you came over But it's gorgeous. Wow That's so exciting. I really got this really good in it. I can't wait to see it. Dang. It looks really cool It's really cool. If you want to buy it go to comedy bang bang world dot com slash book

And I just want to say the history of the world part two premiered on Hulu And I'm in the first episode. It was a four night event and tonight is the last night of the four night event Well catch up and watch the first. Oh, is that why people keep posting about it? Guys we love you. We love our piss pigs, especially the, where's the beef lady? Yes, our epic power. Clara Bella. We're a person power. Will, rest in peace.

Rest in my, uh, rest in power, piss. All right, BB. Rest in power, piss, car, fella. Oh, we'll see you. Bye. Bye. our fellow uh... will be a by