Threedom - New Hymn, Who Dis?

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Lauren, Scott, and Paul discuss  inventions, recycling, and baseball before playing The Threedom Bible Challenge.   Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Listen ad-free and unlock bi-weekly THREEMIUMS on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/merchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, is this an okay time? It's your girl Dylan Mulvaney and I am inviting you to my weekly cocktail party and my brand new podcast, The Dylan Hour, brought to you by Lemonada Media. Life is stressful and there is so much darkness in the world, I think we could all use a little bit of trans joy. So join me every week as I interview some of my favorite A-list celebrity friends and gurus and of course the dolls while we sip and spill the scalding hot tea. So put your worries aside and join me at the

Dylan hour. You can listen on Apple, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. Love ya. Yes, I didn't think of it. Well, you should be. I've been trying to say, Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Oh, that doesn't count. Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom! Freedom! That was me, a hundo percento. Hi, welcome to Freedom. Why does nobody else sing their intro every time they play it?

I know. They just play the track. It's like, you're really phoning it in. You know what some podcasts do? What? They put it in later. know what some podcasts do? What? They put it in later. What? They don't even do the, like, we have the energy of the theme song coming in.

You know what I will say about some podcasts? Some podcasts, okay Tim, some podcasts play the same ad over and over where they don't re-record it. And they'll have like a cough or like a mistake. We do all new ads. I go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm really not going to listen if it's not going to be new.

Yeah. So if we ever hear anyone who's listened to one of our ads press play again, we get together. Yeah. We re-record it. Yeah. We make sure it's new every single time you ever listen to it. Every single time.

Every single time. And everyone hears a different ad read. So if you're listening, it's personalized to them. It's personalized. They don't even, but we don't even, we don't acknowledge it. They can't know that because here's what we'll whisper their name under our no. But even if you sat next to your friend and you have everyone's information put on the phone and you listen to it, you would be hearing different things. Yes. Just like how we both thought we all know if the sky is the same blue, you know? Exactly. Exactly.

It's like the Flaming Lips Zyrica album where, like if everyone were to gather around, play it on their individual phones. Irufka? Zyrica? Zyrica? What? I don't think I know this one. That was an album they put out, I believe it was six CDs.

What? And you had to get six CD players and press play at the same time. And they all played different things in. I mean, that's really cool. I just don't know how anyone could do that. I did it at my house. It was it was very fun. My old place. Everyone brought over a CD player.

No, I just happened to have like kind of six around the house. And I brought them all into just kind of happened to have six CD playing devices around your house. Sure. Six six is a lot that's a lot yeah but this is back when CD players it was it was before you listen to things that you could pick you could pick them off the tree you had a boombox in every room yeah yeah some sort of stereo in every room that was your campaign slogan of my house of my house and that's it of my house and I will house. And that's it. Of my house. And I will have that. Well, that must have been incredible for you.

It was fun. And the other part of it is CD players naturally wait, how did you rotate at different speeds? You had to have people to help you press. I was doing he uses hands, I was dick and nose. Hands, feet, dick nose, hands, feet, dick, dick, nose. Hands, feet, dick, nose. Hands, feet, dick, nose.

That's the way the six CDs go. I think Cool Up and I both had two at the same time with two different hands. Cool Up enters the chat. And then we press play hurriedly and then press play on the other one. That's not a good way to do it. It was the other part of it. You didn't get the real experience. CD players play, every single one plays naturally at a different.

Well, when you start them at different times. No. Would you shut the fuck up for one second? No. No. Scott, that is a request that we cannot underline in this show. Belay that.

Okay. Belagda? But they, Belagda. Belagda. But they, computer, Belagda. Computer, Belagda, Sultan Piappa. But they, but they, but they, but they, but they play at different speeds naturally. They're all like slightly off. And so by the end of it, that's part of the beauty of it is, is they're all sort

of out of sync with each other. But how, how can you determine how, if you're the flaming lips, if you're a flaming lip, how can you determine what the different speeds, don't you fucking. They don't determine, they Roscoe Coltrane me. So you tell me not to talk, you won't let him finish. Can I finish? How can a flaming lip determine that this will be a pleasing noise? And is it a pleasing noise or does it sound like a fucking racket?

It's gotta be like, you know, ambient or kind of lined up. Yeah, it's all instrumental. It's not, there's no singing. Right, but I mean, if they're all playing at different speeds, how do they know it's going to be something that's a pleasing ambient noise? They're all at slightly different speeds, so every time you listen to it, if you put your CDs in different a different changer each time, which I do, it'll all come out a little bit different. So it's the impreciseness of it is part of the beauty of it.

Well, I understand that. The name of the album is the word for when you don't know if the color is the same as it is to somebody else. Raika? Zyrika. I made that up. That's pretty good. Thanks. It's like Coyote and Scotsman. don't know if the color is the same as it is to somebody else. Raika? No, Zyrika. I made that up. That's pretty good.

It's like Coyonescotsy. What I'm saying is, you're explaining the concept to me again, which I understood. And you're repeating this inane question. Go ahead. Oh my God. Dude, what's it like to be an asshole? Do you want to step outside? What do you have just done? Do you want to step outside?

What do you have just done? Holy shit. An insult, unlike any other. Can I say something? I had somebody that would do that to me. This was somebody who was sort of a friend, but- I like to consider myself sort of a friend. No, no, we're definitely sort of friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this person, their relationship with me has become of friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But this person is, they have, their relationship with me has become clear in that we are not friends anymore. Ouch. And this was somebody who I had to walk on eggshells around all the time, because they, for some reason,

I, I intuited that I had done some wrong to this person that I never knew what it was. Right. But they would give me- Did you ever suspect what it was? Did you ever think I had? I bet I did this. And what if I bring it up?

I know I fuck their wife. But I had to see the one suspicion that I have. The one suspicion that I have, I feel even that because the response to something that I said was so over the top, over the top, in Europe, that I was like, oh, must have been something before, but I can't. I have no idea what it is. Or maybe it was an accumulation of all your all your misgivings. Petty bullshit.

Yeah, no, I'm a bad person. So I never knew what I did wrong. So I always had to like tread lightly with this person, but this person did not feel the same and would ridicule me, mock me all the time. And anytime I did anything that was even like a little, and would ridicule me, mock me all the time. And anytime I did anything that was even like a little, like so obviously a joke, so clear, like I'm not, there's no way this is even an insult.

The response would be like, wow, I think that's maybe the meanest thing anyone's ever said. Oh my God, shut the fuck up. I do enjoy that, yeah, I'm gonna start saying that to people. That's crazy. It's fun to say. I gotta admit, I enjoyed it just now. I mean, it's really funny to say it,

but not if you're just letting it hang in the air like that. Can I just say all your- But then this person was eventually mean to Janie and I was like, oh fuck, oh you, forever. Oh, now it's over. All my what? All your CD players are filling up the landfill. You had so many and it's just like taking up the landfill space.

How do you feel about that? I'm sure they've been crushed to pieces. You think you're sure they've been crushed to pieces? So the pieces are fine. Or they've been repurposed. The pieces are in the ocean. Listen, everybody's so worried about the landfill. If it's pieces, it's fine.

Yeah, if you break up a CD player, it doesn't affect nature. We're saying don't put a whole refrigerator in there. Chop it up. It doesn't affect nature. We're saying don't put a whole refrigerator in there. No, I often I often am stressed about like on a low level about my carbon footprint and because you're taking PJs everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. I take a PJ. I take a PJ to TJ. PJ to TJ. Well, the pergola there is so small.

Well, you have to fly and just jump out. Oh, well, that's intentional. Um, I just feel bad about all the things that I don't buy anything. Yeah, that's not going to happen. Well, you know, technology changes to and that also you have. We all have. I mean, isn't that upsetting a little bit? It is upsetting.

I wish I wish everything we'd invented, everything we're ever going to invent and everything we just keep everything that we have and they don't break or just fix it. There was a moment in the 1800s where the US Patent Office was like, well, we're closing up shop. Absolutely, because they're like, there's nothing left to invent.

Right. That's it. Well, they were right. We- I mean, everything since then has been- I mean, we got the Snuggie, you know, we didn't need that. That's it. Well, they were right. I mean, we got the snuggie. You know, we didn't need that. That's when they should have closed up shop. Yeah. Yeah.

A blanket you can wear. Yeah, a blanket you can wear. They hadn't thought of that in the 1800s. That's gotta be the last thing. Well, they weren't lazy back then. No, well, they were wearing, do you remember Lincoln, the movie Lincoln, where people were wearing blankets everywhere?

They were just putting blankets over their shoulders. I think I sort of skimmed over that one. Pretty cold back then. Yeah. Yeah. Global warming though, since then. You and I did just watch. If Lincoln were to happen now, he'd be like, Oh, get this blanket off of me.

He'd be like, this hat is too hot. I just watched Anora. Have you seen it? Yes. I still haven't seen it. Oh, I really enjoyed it. That's that. You and Jora. I enjoy Anora. I'll leave it for you to watch yourself. I won haven't seen it. Oh, I really enjoyed it. That's that. You and Jorah. I and Jorah and Laura. I'll leave it for you to watch yourself. I won't give any more. You report and I decide?

Yeah. Okay. This is great. I liked it. What else? I've heard good things. Hey, White Lotus this week. Whoa, buddy. I know I'm going to be way behind on this, but okay.

Okay. But no, but okay. Whoa, crazy. Watching? TV shows? Oh my God. We're not watching. watching. Why can't I talk about it? Lost. Did you see Polar Bear? OK, sorry. Welcome to freedom. I'm dating the episode.

Oh, yeah. Welcome to freedom. Welcome to freedom. The world's first snackless podcast. Yeah. Oh, you know what? I was going to get snacks on my way here. I had the thought about four times while I was eating breakfast. And then by the time I left, because I had to finish my book, I forgot to get snacks on the way here. I had to thought about four times while I was eating breakfast. And then by the time I left, because I had to finish my book,

I forgot to get the snacks. Here's what I wanna say to you. Just take the W, you know what I mean? I'm never gonna take the W, because you guys are the W's. What does that mean? I don't know. So wait, I should take the win?

Yeah. Oh, I see. You didn't care about the snacks? You continue to not care about them. So you won. There was one jar you left over there though. What is it? What? Hold on.

It's like Christmas candy. I wish it was a surprise. It's Christmas stuff so it's still good? Hold on, let me see. It's Christmas candy. It's Christmas candy. It's March. We're currently in March.

Is it Morch already? What is it? Lauren, report back. What exactly do we have here? It's a little tub. So I did leave this because this is now- Best if used by 514. Oh, wait.

PM. Oh, wait. I didn't realize something. Okay. This year, by the way. This does say best if used by May 14th of 2026. So I was like, got plenty of time on this guy. Oh, 2026 or five? 26. However, there's other shit in here.

Yes, exactly. Oh, someone put some other stuff in there? Oh my God, there's other shit in here. There's things. Someone put some other stuff in there. Oh my God, there's other shit in here. There's things in there that are not what is listed on the tub. And the smell is a little odd. Oh, this is, no, this is all the, Haribo!

This is all the Christmas candy that was bought this year by my friend Corinne who. Okay, that's fine. Who does that every year. Who does that every year for the guests. Yes. Any sort of, He what?

I said any sort of expiration on these hard to find. They were just bought in December. So, okay. So I guess we're, I guess we're okay. So I guess they will stay, but you know what? Here's what I think we should do. Throw it away. Put it in the center. Why? Because we have to look at it. No, but I think no one's ever going to eat it the way it is right now. It's a little for Lauren off in the kitchen there. Look this should be in the trash.

If I'm being honest, I don't care. I don't want any of it. Peppermint candy puffs. No one's going to eat this in April. You can eat puffs in April. Okay. I don't care. Okay.

I'm going to throw it away. Excuse me. Listen for the sound. There she goes. Okay. We're going to put a mic over to the to the track. Oh, oh, satisfying. Definitive. Definitive. That shit is in the track. That's a slow closing lid. That's why you don't hear us. To the comments. I'm worried about my carbon footprints. Yeah, I know exactly. By the way, you didn't put the plastic tub in the recycling. They're not

recycling that. I actually did a show recently with a person who is an expert on such things. And she was like, it's not getting recycled. I know that's what I hear in California. They don't even recycle the stuff. So I'm not even, I do recycle and I do separate my trash. And we're doing the chicken bones and banana peels in a separate thing. Like we're doing all of it in a separate thing. And I have a box just for chicken bones and banana peels. One thing I like about separating're doing all of it in a separate thing. And now we have a box just for chicken bones

and banana peels. One thing I like about separating it, even if I know deep down that it's not being recycled. Because it gives you something to do. I'm so bored. Is that my trash fills up really fast. So you have to put some in the blue bin. And so it's like, you got to separate.

You got to keep them separated. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. It's depressing. I find that our recycling fills up faster than our tray. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. How?

Do you break down boxes? I love breaking down boxes. So it fills up faster than your trash? You're like Rocky, you hang your boxes in your living room and you just punch them. Oh, like Amazon boxes and stuff? Not your kitchen recycling. What?

Like, you know, when you go put stuff outside, that's like a big box you ordered something. No, I mean the kitchen. That goes in a new refrigerator every week, don't you? Every other week. OK, it's not good. And a freezer the other weeks, the three other weeks. Yeah, a lion freezer. Yeah.

Lion. Yeah, you can lie in there. That's fine. OK, Dexter, who are you telling lies to in your freezer? And that's what I realized realized I needed a new freezer. Maybe I was the monster. He's one of my favorite actors. Michael Hall? Yeah. Michael Chal. Six Feet Under? Dexter? Everything else? Two of the best shows. The Crown? Honestly, those shows are both long and great. He did a lot. I'm sure he's done many other things. But I think we talked about this. Six Feet Under, I watched all of, and then I was relieved when it was over, because it was such a bummer. I love that show.

I was so sad when it was over, I sobbed. I gotta say... We were so mean to each other all the fucking time. It's good writing. A lot of people wonder why we are constantly talking about death, and I was thinking about this yesterday, because... Lurks around every corner.

But Cool Off started watching The Pit, and I was talking about how that because... It lurks around every corner. But Cool Off started watching The Pit and I was talking about how that- Weird on a pit chain. We are. But I started talking, I was telling her about how she was like, is there some sort of controversy with ER? And I was like, oh yeah, it started as an ER reboot. Or spin-off.

Spin-off. Yeah, furthering. With Dr. No Wiley's, Dr. Carter's character, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, so it made me realize, oh, you know what? I never watched the first season of ER. Like I jumped in on season two, the first episode, the same song of ER, which we have played on this podcast. It's ER rules. It's ER. That's how it goes. So I was like, oh, let me go back and check it out.

And I watched the first two episodes and I am realizing that every single week for how long that show was on 15 years, as well as six feet under, it out and watch the first two episodes and I am realizing that every single week for how long that show was on 15 years as well as six feet under I am confronting mortality on a twice weekly basis. And same with love. Because in episode two there's this old man who's letting his wife die and she it's like all the stuff that I've actually experienced. And she was perfectly healthy.

Yeah. He's just like starver. Will you kill my wife, please? That's the thing. Why do people like have these murder for hire plots? Just go into a New York. They'll do it for you. Well, the pit is like high intensity because it's yes, it's which I didn't realize for a couple of episodes, but it takes place over 24 hours.

Each episode, the season. That's right. Janie loves it. Yeah, I know. Janie's on my chain. It's me and a couple girls from our squad. But we love it, but I haven't, I haven't, I've only watched the first few. I have to catch up and they're texting about it. And I go, I gotta watch this.

But every episode is super intense and gory and like, whoa. A lot of gore. Yeah, yeah, whoa. A lot of gore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of gore stuff. But it's captivating. Somebody sent me a video on Instagram. That's only nice of them. Well, there's more.

Really? What if it was a mean video? It was from some- This is why Paul sucks. It was from- Pfft, top 10 reasons. It was for top 10 reasons. It was- Only the top 10.

Wow. It was with you today. What is with you? Hey, you're really honest. I didn't see that coming. I want to apologize for being on your jock. Thank you. There's no room on my jock for you.

It was, it must have been from some medical grossness show. You know what I mean? Where it's like pimple popper. Exactly. Like pimple popper. It's got a favorite show. And it depicted a gentleman wearing a hat. So this is why it was sent to you. Yeah, because I like hats. And then the person, presumably the doctor, was like, OK. Was he wearing like a long white coat? Maybe she was. I don't recall.

I don't recall what she was wearing. Oh, sorry. OK, that sounds condescending. This person takes off their hat. OK. The doctor or the other person? Oh my God. The person that I said is wearing a hat.

So there's two people. There's a hat person and a doctor person. Yes, that's been established. Okay. The hat person takes off the hat person's hat. I'm not looking at you for the rest of the episode. The hat person takes off the hat person's hat. You're on my last fucking nerve today.

The hat person takes off the hat and then on their head, Is a little tiny doctor. On their bald head, is a huge growth upon which they've placed a little hat. Shut the fuck up. That's disgusting.

I want to say good for him for having fun with it, but it was very disturbing. Let's get that cleared up before it gets to that point, okay? That's crazy. That's really- Maybe, I guess he knew it was gonna be on TV. I gotta put a little hat on.

I gotta have some fun. Honestly, he's so gross. crazy. That's maybe I guess he knew he was going to be on TV. I got to put a little hat on. Honestly, so gross. It absolutely made my blood run cold. I heard something on a podcast about someone who's in jail, who we all are aware of, who I don't even want to talk about, but he had apparently his whole back was like a sheet of blackheads. Oh, I heard about this. Yes. This is not an ad. Attitudes. Sheet of blackheads. Oh, I heard about this Listening to it, I think it was attitudes. Maybe it was no it was no boys Why is no boys? Why go with start?

You got to get out of here You are you're ruining this is typical. Freedom. This is not typical. This is you. This is a typical three. You are like you're like if somebody described freedom to somebody else. Yeah, that's what you're doing. You're like a freedom. I got to find out who this is. So we have to take a break. OK. I mean, I think we could say what the person is a horrible person. Oh, yeah. It's Harvey Weinstein.

I just didn't want to bring up the whole thing. We don't want to talk about Weinstein. Get everybody all excited that he's gonna be on the show. Can we still take a break? Yeah, we're gonna take a break and I'm gonna hear more about this blackhead situation. We'll be right back. Ugh.

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I had to rescue both of you with jaws of life pulling out peppermint puffs out of your mouth. It was crazy. Jaws on Jaws? Why? What could have happened? I would like to see a show called Jaws on Jaws where like Jaws the shark does commentary about the movie Jaws.

I would like to see Jaws versus Bewitched. And so Bewitched does a spell on Jaws. Is his name Jaws? No! I didn't think so. He doesn't have a name, sharks don't have names. Well he could if they're so scared of him. Obviously he's called Bruce,

that's what they called him on set. So they called him on set but not in the movie. The shark's name was Bruce? Bruce. The IRL shark, AKA. No, it's just the mechanical shark. The mechanical shark. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was IRL. Who, it's just the mechanical shark. The mechanical shark. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it was IRL. Who currently resides within the Universal Studios. Now there's, if you've seen that Universal Studios shark. I have. Which is just a single piece of molded plastic. I remember it by the way. It's not called evil, but it is scary when it pops out because it's a shark.

I remember when it first came out. It's true. Even a plastic shark is scary. Yeah. It was a big attraction and there were commercials. Of course. It was like, gotta get over there to see the shark. And it's just so like.

Wait till you see this plastic shark attack this mannequin. But the tour is still good. I mean, it has all that Fast and the Furious stuff that's pretty like, whoa. And then you're like, there's like fire and what? I don't remember that part. One of the background actors who's playing like a guy in sunglasses or whatever like cool as they're exiting off frame, Pat's one of the models. But like in

real life, he's like an actor standing there and they always do that. No, no, it's it's it's it's it's on tape. It's preserved. It's preserved for all time. You've been on the fast. I have. I just don't remember what in fact, no, no, I haven't. No, I haven't. Fast and furious ride. Well, it's part of the that I have been on it. Yes, and you in fact you brought it up I know I was talking about it. No, no, absolutely. I just don't remember that part I'm like like what like no cuz there's parts of that that's where we're real Hey, man There's parts the tour that are real actors standing there like the Jason Voorhees

That's not his name that from the actor Jason Jason Stater. What am I trying to say? Oh man, there's parts of the tour that are real actors standing there like for the Jason Voorhees, that's not his name, the guy from Friday the 13th. Jason Statham? What am I trying to say? Friday the 13th, no it's not Friday the 13th. That's what I'm trying not to say. It's the one from the old movie. Michael Myers?

The old movies. You know where he's standing on the porch and his Norman Bates. Norman Bates. They have a real actor standing there. Yeah, but he's very far away. Yeah. Do you think he...

Oh my God, it's him. Is that his only job? Or is he like waving to a tram, then running over to another thing and doing something and then coming back to the tram? I bet he has to put sawdust on the upchuck. Where was I arriving the tram? Go over to tram three. Someone barfed again.

There's an upchuck. Yeah, I was arriving at a theater's performance and they were putting sawdust on some upchuck out in front of them. I'm sweeping it up. Is this still the best way to clean up vomit? Yeah. In school and everything? Yeah.

Sawdust for some reason. I think it's better than a paper towel. Neutralizes the smell. And also probably good for the landfill. Did you ever throw up in class? I'm sure I did once. I never did. Never threw up at school. Fainted once.

Fainted in school. Fainted in church, technically. It was when Il Papa, the pope, was shot. Oh, right. And we had to rush next door and pray for him immediately because God was like, I don't know, what do I do with this guy? The rushing was, yeah, wow, enough people praying, it was hot in there. It was really hot. I fainted in church because it was very hot and it was a funeral, very sadly,

for a young person and all the young people were fainting. More than one? Yeah. A few of us. Wow. Dang. Yeah. This guy who married Mike. That's hot. It was really packed up with people. Yeah. Popular person. It was a very popular person and we were all like 15. Who was it? John Belushi? Yep. And we just it was we were just holding you and wired. Yeah. Did they what do they say about me?

Looney Lady, who fainted, John Belushi's looney. Is that actually something that was said? OK. Because why would they say that about me? This guy who married my aunt. Your uncle? No longer. He passed away? During the wedding?

During the wedding? Well, they got divorced before that. Is he still? Oh, but he did pass away. He's your ex-uncle. My ex-uncle, sure. Now passed. Now passed.

They got married and I sang Enya at the wedding. Oh yeah. You did? Yes. Along with a harp. You did? This was her request because she was new agey back then. But that's funny that you did that. Would you please sing Orinoco Flow? Like we've talked about this.

No, but I actually I'm sure we've talked about this, but I don't remember naturally. Let me take you through it then again. What was the song? I just want you to sing it. On your shore. Can you to sing it. On Your Shore. Can you just sing it? Something about la da da da da with a ya da da on your shore

about like ships or something that merge. I can't remember. Did you crash into each other? Did you feel confident? Ships don't merge. Crash into you. Did what? Did you feel confident? Yeah, I rehearsed it.

Did you feel sexy? Yeah, I just had a little flake. Did you feel like Enya? Yeah, in a lot of ways. Were you wearing a little fling. Did you feel like Enya? Yeah, in a lot of ways. Were you wearing a flowing outfit? Did Enya feel like you? I don't know that Enya wore flowing outfits as much as she sang about.

I remember my aunt asking me to sing Riverdance at her wedding. How'd it go? Not good. It's not a song. I remember when my aunt asked me to sing you can't touch this at her wedding. Be that as it is.

It was about her poos? My aunt can't touch this. Yeah, and I did it and it was great. In any case, I don't know whether I mentioned this, but he fainted during the ceremony. Oh my God. And the groom. Because of your singing. The groom.

Not because of my singing. He was like, it's so beautiful. I like to think that gave him strength to carry on. But he got up there and as they turned to him and said, and I think it's because some people are just not the pressures of being in public and people watching. Some people are built different. Yeah, you know, and he just, and he was bald

in the hot lights or whatever. Okay. And- Yeah, you're bald. The heat goes right through. Right through that. Yeah. There's no hair covering to protect.

So he just like went down on one knee and went, and my grandmother behind me was like, started praying immediately. It was very funny to me. I was laughing and she was like, dear heavenly father, please. Were you still up there? No, no, no, I was seated.

You're in the gallery. You were laughing when the groom fell. You're so, this is like when you ate that cake at that wedding and someone was like dying and you're like, can I take another bite? You're like Larry David. That cake was halfway up to my lips at that point. Well, I think the fork goes back down.

It did go back down. I had to excuse myself. Excuse me, I have to eat this cake. Sorry, I have to go laugh in the other room. Now, when he went down on one knee, did you think he's reproposing to her? That's what I'm saying. But someone got a cold Coke can and put it up to his ball before you. Now, when he went down on one knee, did you think he's reproposing to her? But someone got a cold Coke can and put it up to his balls.

Up to his balls? Up to his balls. I mean, that'll wake you up. Whoosh! That will wake you up. Cold Coke. Straight to the balls. Then he got up and they did it and it was fantastic.

They had sex in front of you. Yep. Why not? I sang for him. Well not everyone sings for you. Now you sing for your sex. Yeah. I performed, now you. That was a fun wedding, it was on the Queen Mary.

And they got divorced. They got divorced, I brought a date. One of our first dates. Oh! They got divorced, I brought a date. Wow. One of our first dates. Oh wow, did she become a girlfriend? Not really, she was, I've talked about this, she was LDS and Mormon. And...

LDS and Mormon? Yep. Oof. Both got a combo. She wasn't gonna have sex with you unless she got married. No, it's just not a fit. It was not a great fit. Speaking of Mormons, I the other night watched the movie

Heretic with Hugh Grant. Yes, don't say too much about it. Wait, that's newish, right? That is, yeah, that's all I'll say. But I really, yeah. Dude, I love him. That's almost too much. Another one of my favorite actors.

I love him. Do you know what? If you're, I don't know if you're a scary movie person. Famous lover of blowjobs. You might not be a scary movie person. That's inappropriate. He's the most famous blowjob lover. Yeah. Bill Clinton.

Yeah, Clinton and Grant both love it so much. They're buying for the top two. Who? Like not to be crass, but like who? Not to be crass on this show. Who isn't a fan? There's some people out there. Obviously, there's people out there for everything. Nobody famous. Nobody famous. All's people out there for everything. What?

Nobody famous. Nobody famous. All famous people love blowjob. I thought that was how you told me to stop talking about White Lotus. So I thought you were just like, stop talking about this. It was a full on push away, but that was you being someone who doesn't like blowjob.

I imagine there's people like the blowjob stars and like, what do you think you're doing? And then it's awkward. Yeah. And then it's an awkward. It's an awkward. I remember that. That's an awkward.

I don't remember who it was, but it was a comedian who tweeted and I think about it a lot of just like, whoever got the first blow job must've been so scared. It's a good one. Lauren, so scary movies, yay or nay? I'm really in the middle on that. I find them too scary.

But you got much back? This one you could watch. But here's what I like. I like psychological thrillers. This is yes. And I like when there's a murderer who is a person that we have found who it is. I don't, what makes me more nervous as watching

for what I'm viewing is when it's a movie where Gandhi it's something really creepy and we don't know what it is or something like I get much more scared of that. But I like it. I like when it's kind of like I got like scream. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we got him. There's a killer. What if they don't get him at the end? I'm a little scared of that, but I'm okay. Because he could be coming around to your place. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Because you're like, what if he becomes real? Yes. Yeah, that's my fear with movies always. Yes. But I think you would really, I think you would enjoy this. It's a great, Hugh Grant is fucking great, man. Well, he's just awesome. Okay, I wanna watch it.

And like, what a great choice to do this movie. It's like, he's- He's great in Dungeons and Dragons, have you watched it? He is great, that movie was really fun. Dungeons and Dragons is a movie? Yes, you should see's like he's great in Dungeons and Dragons. Have you watched it? That movie was really fun. Dungeons and Dragons is a movie. Yeah, you should see it. It's great.

It's really fun. I've never heard of this. Fucking fun. Have you heard of a Dungeon? Chris Pine. Yes. Hugh Grant. Have you heard of a Dragon?

Michelle Rodriguez. Who else is in this shit? Bradley Cooper. When did that come out? Yeah. Was he? Yeah. When did that come out?

I don't recall. 2023. A funny scene. They didn't Was he? Yeah. When did that come out? I don't recall. 2023? Funny scene. They didn't tell us about this. They did. Well, they tried to tell us. No, no, I've seen the poster and a poster like this is going to be something I'm only

going to watch from doing a podcast. Here's a whole bunch of heads. No, it's very fun. You should see it. If you tell me it's good, I might watch it. It was one of the better. It's rated very highly on. One of the better like popcorn films of that year.

Yeah, and I feel like it's still an underrated movie. Like I feel like there was not a lot of talk about it. But I believe it's, I think it's written by the freaks and geeks dude. You know that John Francis Daly? Yeah, yeah. And they're great writers, Game Night. Yes, that movie's really funny.

And the Spider-Man films. Yeah. Cool. I was embarrassed. I'm sorry. Because he wrote, John Francis Daly also wrote the National Lampoon's Vacation reboot. And there was a scene in the trailer where.

He's got some big movies, man. He's got some big movies. There's a scene in the trailer where Ed Helms and Christina Applegate are in some what they think is just like a pond or something or like a spa, like sort of thing. But it's a waste sort of some toxic sludge. Yeah, and they're they're smearing shit on themselves. And acting like it's a wonderful thing. And it was so disgusting. And I tweeted about it, how bad it was.

And then he DMed me and said, hey, I wrote that. I was like, well, I am sorry. Oh my God. Would you like to publicly apologize? I would like John, John Francis. As a fellow middle Francis, I would like to hear by formally apologize to you. I admire your work despite you having written a scene where somebody's...

Disgusted you seeing it out of context. Happily rubbed shit on themselves in a trailer. I'm a big fan, have never met him, but have liked every movie he's written. And I liked his acting in Freaks and Geeks. Yeah, he was great. I met him many years ago, he's very nice. Wonderful.

I don't think I've met him. Much success to you. But I't think I've met him, but I'd be happy to meet him. And I'd be happy to be in one of his films because they're all very funny. And fellow middle Francis's should stick together. I agree. Do you want us to call you Paul Francis Tompkins to make it up to John Francis Daley? Well, I feel like that takes the shine off of him. He's a real Francis. Like that's, you know, above the title.

What if we call you Paul Figgy Tompkins? Like Figgy Pudding? Yeah. Don't know about Figgy. So he can be the only Francis and you having embarrassed yourself. You're Figgy. Are now Figgy.

Figgy. Figgy feels like something I could eventually get used to. Yeah. I'll call you Figgy. Yeah, we'll call him Figgy. What's up, Figgy. Figgy feels like something I could eventually get used to. Yeah. I'll call you Figgy. Yeah, we'll call him Figgy. What's up, Figgy? Fig. Fig sounds like a slur.

My famous character, Original Fig. Original Fig, of course, yeah. We don't want to have too much crossover between that. Which I took from the packaging of the Fig Newton bar. Not Fig Newton, but some other company. Original Fig. Original Fig. I'm not familiar with's but some other company original fig original fig That was about with this character. They were a flavor they predated

Fig Newton's or no Oh, they post dated this was at the old year wolf studios. There was a little craft, you know I had snacks. What's your like characters deal? He owns a liquor Here in the liquor store. Gasteh-many, liquor and scratchers? That's correct! Good for you!

Gasteh-many? A bunch of useless... Gasteh-many. What do you think about the Garden of Gasteh-many? I think that it's a place of sin. Of sin? That's where Jesus prayed to his father to... Okay, is that a wrong thing?

Our Lord was arrested there. Excuse me, I thought... Jesus kissed him there! He got his... Pardon me, I thought you made it up. Jesus got his first kiss yeah I thought you just kissed him there he got his pardon me I thought you made it up I thought you made it up and I you know I also I haven't read the Bible as many times as you as you guys have you listened to Jesus Christ Superstar no Jesus was 33 and a virgin and had never been kissed and so you just came up to me I love never been kissed that's what that movie's based on you gotta gotta do that on the set up. That movie's based on the life of Christ. I'm not coming to your podcast

unless they make a Before Midnight number four. From what I know, it ends on a baseball field. Okay, I'm in. Yeah, I thought about that when we played that game and I was like, I never, there's no way I ever would have gotten there. I don't know why I know that, but other than fever pitch also ended on a baseball field.

Well, that makes sense. That makes sense. I think so. Although, you know, in the book, it's about maybe maybe maybe the never been kissed one is a football field. That's right. Like it's school. Yeah, maybe maybe it's a school. Come on the show. But it's during is it during a big game that the teacher kisses the what he thought was a student, but turned out to be a woman. It's in front of everyone. Grown woman, so it's okay? Yeah.

I was almost a creep, but then you revealed to me your true age. Now I'm fine. And now I get to not be. No, it's a baseball, diamond. And it's at a big baseball place. A big baseball place! Oh my God.

Yankee Stadium, one of the biggest baseball places. What is the biggest stadium? I don't know. That's a good question. I guess most seats or or is it longest or most acreage on the field? I would go by most acreage on the field, like how big the field is, not how well. So Colorado is the easiest to hit home runs in right I don't know because of the altitude right and it's like the ball is in lighter

than air dinger yeah what do they call just like flick it with their fingers yeah and then wow another yet another home run when does baseball right now they're in preseason baseball come pretty soon they're in preseason. Baseball come pretty soon. They're in spring training. And so baseball is coming very soon. I was going to look up today, actually, when opening day was. Do you get season tickets? No. I believe our friend

handjob man went to Tokyo to watch the Dodgers. Oh, that tracks. He's a huge Dodgers fan. Haley Joel Osment. Why is he called hand? Because of HJ? Because of who you're talking to. OK, yeah. Yeah. You forget. Yes, you forget

Why are you exactly as dirty as me if not worse? I don't call my friends handjob man because of their initials. What do you call Mary? I Call her the Virgin Mary most beautiful woman in the world When I was a kid there there was a new hymn. A new hymn came out. A new hymn dropped. Wow. A new hymn just dropped.

They dropped it. It was very 70s. It was like this folky musical version of the Hail Mary prayer with some extra stuff added. Oh, fun. Like what? Like a fun chorus. You were chosen by the father you were chosen for the

Wait, so why would God choose Mary for Jesus when they can't hook up? Oh Is this the mother? Yeah, man. There's this is too confusing. Isn't it two different Mary's in his life Really? You're talking about Mary Magdalene. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's why she's Mary Magdalene. You know how they say as a screenwriter, never put, never make two of your characters the same name. Yeah, they're always saying that. Because it's too confusing. Yeah. I just have to say, I think the amount of times we have talked about the Bible and stories from it is one of the most shocking things about this podcast. Because you have no connection to it.

I just would never bring it up. I would simply never bring it up. Well, Paul and I were indoctrinated as very young children. I know, so it's really in your brain. You connect everything to it. It is weird how many things remind me of religion. Is this something I think about of like, does Emmy need to go to church just to get like a basic understanding of

it all? No, why? No, fuck no. So that she's not like Lauren going like, what are you talking about? What's wrong with that though? What's wrong with me not knowing? I would rather be. What's wrong with me not knowing?

I did go to church. It was like me doing a crossword and not knowing any of the sports stuff or the college stuff. I have a reverence for church and I think that there's something nice about going to church. I respect it. I respect people having religion. That's your disclaimer. And I'm saying I don't know much about it.

But I'm like, I personally, I've only been on Easter and Christmas and funerals and weddings. Why would you go on like Easter and Christmas? Because it was important to my mom. And then at a certain point, we stopped doing that. We should do a Bible quiz. Hey mom, how much do you know about Del Close? That's my religion. I'm going to look up Bible quiz.

My point being about Emmy, if you wanted to, if it mattered to you, you could take her to church for like a holiday so she understands what church is and if you want. I guess. Can I just show her a picture of one? But then you don't want to go. That's what you're saying. Okay, here we go. show her a picture of one? But then you don't wanna go. That's what you're saying. Okay, here we go. Show her a picture of a church and say, this place is crazy.

This is a beginner quiz. Okay. What child crazy that you're doing this right now? Lauren should ask us the questions. Oh, that would be better. Well, I wanna know what we all know. I get, okay. Well, she doesn't know shit.

I won't know anything. I want us all to pick. All right. I want us all to pick because I don't know. There's a multiple choice? Yes, multiple choice. This is the beginner's Bible quiz. Does this count as a three-chart?

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Okay. I'll answer first because you might know. So you still give me the options. Okay, here. A, someone told them. B, he confessed. C, they cast lots. D, someone else knew. Okay, okay. Why are you laughing? Because it's so obvious? Or because it's random? I honestly have no idea. Okay, so I'm going to say he confessed.

I'm going to say he cast lots. That sounded so like- It's so biblily. It's so biblily, that's the one I'm picking. I almost said that too, but do we know the answer? Not until after these questions. Cast lots, I don't know what that means. So it's like throwing stones.

I think it's like picking straws. Yeah, it's a lot, yeah. Drawing straws. Okay, two, a lot. Yeah, but drawing straws Okay, too. What was Jonah? This is very Jonah centric What is Jonah doing after he boarded a ship traveling to Tarshish? When God sent the great wind into the sea Sleeping praying eating talking. It's probably doing a combo Eating, talking. It's probably doing a combo.

Sleeping, praying, eating, talking, right on board. He boarded the ship. He boarded a ship traveling to Tarshish and then God sent the great wind into the sea. I'm gonna say he was praying. I'll say he was praying. I'm gonna say sleeping because I just think it sounds a little poetic.

Okay. What happened when the crew threw Jonah overboard? Jesus Christ. This is a beginner Jonah quiz. I know. This isn't a Bible. Well, I guess it's about one particular. Okay, the ship sang. overboard? This is a beginner Jonah quiz. I know. This isn't Bible. Well, I guess it's about one particular. Okay. The ship sank. You should go to a different quiz because honestly,

it should be more comprehensive. Well, I do want to know the answer. This is classic three in the middle of something. Lauren's giving notes about the things. We'll do this. Okay. What happened when the crew threw Jonah overboard? The ship sank. The sun became as sackcloth as the storm calmed.

The crew died. I'm going to say the storm calmed. I'm going to say the storm became as sackcloth. Yeah, it just sounds so weird. Why would they, why would someone write that as a false choice? It's very Bible. What did the people of Nineveh do after receiving God's word from Jonah? Attack Jonah? Repent? Get angry with God? Or ignore it? I'm going to say they repented. I'll say repented as well. I'm going to say ignore it.

No, I'm going to say get angry with God. What did God create to shade Jonah from the sun as Jonah watched the city of Nineveh? A tree, a house, an umbrella, a gourd. A tree. I'm gonna say a tree. A tree, I'll say a tree. It also makes me realize that something happened in Nineveh. Let's check our answers. I don't think they repented. They cast lots.

That was definitely correct. Wow, I should have said that. I should have trusted my instincts. The correct answer was Jonah. I don't think they repented. They cast lots. That was definitely correct. I should have trusted my instincts. The correct answer was Jonah. He was sleeping. Yeah, I got it right. Yes. What happened when the crew threw Jonah overboard?

No, the sun did not become as sackcloth. The storm calmed. That's right. Oh, but why did they say as sackcloth? It's kind of weird. What did the people- As means like. I know, but I mean, it's like not how people know, it's kind of weird. What did the people- As means like. I know, but I mean, it's like not how people talk.

What did the people of Nineveh do after receiving God's word from Jonah? Paul, you said? I said repent. You are correct. What? They did? They did repent. Well, I said repent too.

What did God create to shade Jonah from the sun as Jonah watched the city of Nineveh? A gourd. It did sound weird that it was a gourd, but how big is the gourd? He created a gourd. Well, he created everything. OK. Do you want to? And it's hot. I wish I had a gourd.

Do you want an Amos centric? No. Why can't we get an overall general? Here I got I got a quiz for you. OK, I'm just not going to part. I'm better with New Testament anyway. Well, unless you wanna do it and I won't participate. I mean, I will participate because I don't know if I'll know the answers.

I'll try to play along. Jesus. You know what? What is the name of the first book in the Bible? You know what? What is the name of the first book? Genesis. Genesis.

I wouldn't have gotten that. Really? I honestly wouldn't have. What are the two names? Maybe if I was given options, but I wouldn't be able that. Really? I honestly wouldn't have. What are the two names? Maybe if I was given options, but I wouldn't be able to think about that. What are the names of the first two humans God created? Adam and Eve.

Of course, and Steve. How many days did God take to create the world before resting? Six. He rested on the seventh day. Correct. All right, let me try, let me try. Okay, well, I love that for him.

Which animal tempted Adam and Eve in Eden? A snake. Snake, yeah. So this is a snake. Who baptized Jesus? Why did I say I wanted to go first? Oh, John. I didn't know that.

The Baptist. The actual Baptist himself. It's in his name. What is the name of the city where Jesus was born? Nazareth? Galilee. Oh, damn. No, wait.

It's Nazareth, I believe. Oh, little town of? Bethlehem. Bethlehem, that's what it is. Oh, no, wait. It's Nazareth, I believe. Oh, little town of? Bethlehem. Bethlehem, that's what it is. Oh my God. Bethlehem. But what's Jesus of Nazareth? This is so embarrassing.

That's where he hung out. But they say, so he's born in Bethlehem, but then he's Jesus of Nazareth, but also Galilee, somehow, he's from. That's the Sea of Galilee. The man from Galilee. What was Jesus's profession before he started his ministry?

Carpenter. Got that. What is the name of the garden where Jesus went to pray after the last? No, do you know this? The garden of Good and evil. We just talked about.

If you want to see Oh, Gussanet, Gussanet, Gussanet, Gussanet, Gussanet, Gussanet, Gussanet. Oh, gus-a-n-a-n, gus-a-net, gus-a-net, gus-a-net, gus-a-net, gus-a-net, gus-a-net. Take this cup away from me. I don't have to taste its poison. How many baskets of food were left over after Jesus fed 5,000 people? Absolutely none. They ate and left no crumbs. Literally. What color are the four horses in the book of Revelation?

Oh my God, I know one's a pale horse. Oh, okay. One's a dark horse. I was gonna say blue. And the other one? Rhone. Probably blue. Okay, so let's see. Obviously Genesis, Adam and Eve,

and then number three, how many days? Six days. The animal was a snake. John the Baptist, Bethlehem carpenter, Garden of Gethsemane, 12 baskets were left over. And the horses were white, red, dark and pale. So you got two of them. White, red, dark and pale.

Yeah, what does that mean? Pale and white are very close. Yeah. Well, in your mind. Oh, dang. And pale blue. Fuck. Damn it. All right, well that was really hard for me, but I did. Oh, dang. Pale blue. Fuck. Dammit. All right, well, that was really hard for me,

but I did get some of them. Yeah, you did. And I'm proud of you. Thanks. That was good. How about fill in the blanks? The heaven is my blank and the earth is my blank. Throne, footstool.

Home, dwelling. Creation, handiwork dwelling domain. The heaven is my blank and the earth is my blank. What are the choices? I like thrown her footstool, but I don't know. Home and dwelling creation, handiwork dwelling domain. I'm going to go a thrown in footstool. Heaven is my.

I'm going to say creation and handiwork. OK, you guys say thrown in footstool. That's my guess too. Heaven is my... I'm going to say creation and handiwork. You guys say throne and footstool? Oh, you like the earth? That's my handiwork. It's throne and footstool. Yeah. Why does he think the earth is his footstool? Yeah, that's rude.

Come on, bro. That's rude. At least take your shoes off. I do feel if I ever have to go on, if I ever get to go on Jeopardy, I will study Bible stuff because that's a weak spot for me. Does it come up a lot? It does come up. Geography, history, those are my two weak spots.

Yeah. I mean, I definitely have more weak spots than just the Bible, but that's one that I feel like I would try to know. Okay, here's another question. This is two of 50. That's too many. Malachi deals with the same sins addressed in what other Old Testament book? Nehemiah, Zechariah, Hosea, or Daniel.

What sin? Malachi deals with some sins. Gotta go Nehemiah. I'll say Zechariah. It is Nehemiah. Yeah, Nehemiah. Two for two. Nice. All right What city did Paul? Me. Your name. Go to search for Titus Christopher Titus I'm gonna say oh, what are the choices? Rome, Troas, Ephesius, Judea

Mmm, this is New Testament shit, right? Yeah, what are the Rome? Rome, Troas, Ephesius, Judea. Mm. This is New Testament shit, right? Yeah. What is it? Rome? Rome, Troas, Ephesus, Judea. I'm gonna say Ephesus. I'll say Judea. I have no idea about this stuff. I know he wrote to them.

Incorrect! Troas! No. See 2 Corinthians 2, 12 through 13? You see that. Hey, what did God say about a man whose body is hung on a tree? I know what he say and she say. He dies a martyr's death. That man is cursed by God.

Why would a man whose body is hung on a tree? Is it someone who committed suicide? Oh, that's probably what they mean. He is joined in death with Christ. He is condemned to hell. Probably the fourth one. Probably. What's the second one?

I would say the fourth one. That man is cursed by God. That the fourth one. Probably. What's the second one? I would say the fourth one. That man is cursed by God. That's also bad. That man is cursed by God is the correct. Oh wow. Yes. Wow.

That's not nice. What does F, F Fafa? That's a Fafa Mercousen? Yes. Huffin Fea Incorporated? E-P-H-P-H-A-T-H-A. F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- Be healed. I'm going to say be opened. Me too, like epiphany. Yeah.

Yeah. Come out maybe because of epiphany. Warriors of the fathom. We'll say be opened and see what happens. Correct. Be opened. Because of course why have you forsaken me? Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani.

Oh, so you even know the Latin. Why have you forsaken me? Wow. What made the Syrians flee their camp surrounding Samaria? They ran out of food. There someone was attacking their homes. God caused them to hear chariots from a large army. They feared God. I'm going to say the chariots thing.

Yeah, chariots thing seems very Bible-y. It's a good trick by God. I'll say that too But I don't correct great. That was smart. What a fun stunt. He pulled that's so fun. Which of these things did Jabez? Jabez Not ask God for in his prayer. So he's asked for all of these except one To keep him from sin classic wisdom. Wisdom. We all like that. To increase his land. All right, Jabez.

To bless him. What was the question? What did he not ask for in his prayer? I think he did not ask. Oh, to increase his land. Yeah, I think they increased. I think he did not ask for the blessing. Really?

He did not ask for wisdom. So he asked, hey, keep me from sin, increase my land, of course. That's what I really want. All my holdings. I want to be a landlord and bless me. So I guess he thought he was wise enough. Yeah. Which means he's a fool before God.

Who the fuck is Jabez? You know, Jabez. Jabez the God? From the Bible. Jabez the God. He got you, true God. Increase my land. Solo. Who said in Genesis 4, 9, am I my brother? Jebus died? From the Bible. Jebus died. Eka choo choo God. Release my land, solo.

Who said in Genesis 4, 9, am I my brother's keeper? This has gotta be. I know who it is. It's either Seth, who was of course, Cain and Abel's brother, as learned in crosswords by me recently. Adam, Cain or Abel? It was C baby. Kane all the way because he killed him and was like and someone and hey where's Abel? We're not joined at the hip. Am I my brother's keeper?

Naturally I played Abel on Lucifer. Naturally you did. Naturally. Hey why did Herod fear John the Baptist? John could influence the people. John threatened to reveal Herod's corruption. John was just and holy. Or, Harold feared, Herod rather feared, that John would tell Jesus of his sins. What would J-Biz do? I'm gonna say-

J-Bap? J-Bap! I'm gonna say number one. You know what's crazy? Like you're, you're, you're, you're saying it in a dynamic way. You're keeping it all gibberish, but it's so boring. Like I'm getting this, I'm getting this like jittery feeling inside. Like where I want to like run around the room.

Like I feel, it feels like being at church. Like it feels like, Oh my God, it's like, okay, I don't care. Like, Oh my God, sometimes I think about like, oh, it would be so fun to go back to school and learn some new things. And I like do something like this happens. And I'm like, who the fuck? Yeah, you have to have a good teacher. Here's what's weird is I think because I spent so much time

having to listen to shit like this, I'm enjoying this now. Wow. My heart is racing. I'm learning how much I don't know about like, who the fuck is Jab is? No, let's keep going. I'm serious. Okay, I think it's John could influence the people.

That's what I think. Okay, let's see. Incorrect, John was Justin Holey. That was it? That's all he was upset about. I would love to hear Herod's side of this story. This is the thing. Herod like the casino? We need the book of Herod. Is that what the casino is I would love to hear Herod's side of the story. This is the thing. Herod like the casino?

We need the book of Herod. Yeah. Is that what the casino's name is? I wanna hear Herod's side of the story. Oh, it was Herod's. Is that a hotel? King Herod. That's a London department store.

That's Harrod's. Herod's. Yeah. How many years, this is a number question, how many years did David reign as king over Israel and Judah? Oh, wow. 30, 40, 20, seven. I'm gonna say 40.

Hmm, I'm gonna say 40. 40 sounds like a religious number. People didn't live, well, although back in the Bible, people were living to thousands of years. What was that all about? Methuselah? That wasn't true, right? Was that just something that...

No. Then why talk about it in this fake book? He just looked like shit. I'm going to say, I'm just saying 20. 40. Yeah. He was a big deal. David was a big deal.

Okay. 40, 40 is their favorite number. They love 40 days, 40 nights. 40 is in the Bible so much. They're like 40. Yeah. They like six or seven. Yeah. Seven is a lot. There's a lot of so much. They're like 40? Yeah. They're like six or seven. Yeah.

Yeah, seven is a lot. There's a lot of like seven loaves, seven brothers. 40 really was like an unimaginable number to them. Like, could you imagine? If someone did it for 40 days. Who's to judge for 40 days? Remember that movie, 40 days and 40 nights, where he wouldn't jerk off for that long or something?

Josh Hartnett? What? Wasn't that what that movie was about? Okay, I gotta look at this up. 40 days and 40 nights. You know what I was thinking of, four days and seven nights, which I think was Harrison Ford and Anne Heish. 40 Days and 40 Nights is a romantic comedy film

directed by Michael Lehman, who directed Heathers. And he's chosen to abstain from any sexual contact for the duration of Lent. Yes. So they're getting Bible shit in there for Lent. So it's more than just jerking off. Yeah. I guess my memory, that's that was a problem for him during the movie. I watched it probably when I was in eighth grade.

Like, what year did it come out? Ninety nine. It came out in 2002. I was in high school, but I do recall him not being able to jerk off. And you were fascinated with. I was intrigued by such a problem. Yeah. You're like, 40 days, that's probably not too long.

And then you watch the movie and he's like, after one hour, he's like, fuck! I'm like, now I understand guys. Well, six days, seven nights. That was the Harrison Ford and Anheesh movie. Yes, that's right. Let's see. Yes. Who was the Harrison Ford and Hache movie. Yes, that's right. Let's see. Yes. I was who was I talking with? Somebody was talking about Ann Hache doing stand up.

She very briefly did stand up. Whoa. She mainly talked about how bad a person she thought Ellen was. And then she stopped like she got it. She just wanted to talk shit about it. Yeah. All right. Oh, so is it because Madonna was like doing stand up. Oh yeah, I remember that. I remember that. Hey, famous, there were a few famous people who were doing that.

Yeah, she did like 40 minutes. Yeah. Madonna did 40 minutes. Yeah. I watched that. True, it was great. I watched that. Was it storytelling?

Talking about when to run around the room. Well, this was fun. The Bible challenge. We've proved the first of many. Paul knows the most. No, Lauren doesn't. I knew the least. I wouldn't say that I know the most.

A lot of those I was just kind of educating guessing. Guessing is like there's some information. That's a lot of knowledge anyway. That is that's, well, that's, you know, for example, with Jeopardy, I mean, that you can pull answers out of thin air with your educated guesses. So true. Yeah.

And you could sometimes win. Yeah. You have to take the risk. I think the three of us should host Jeopardy. We should take over at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a great idea. You know, at the on the celebrity Jeopardy, they're now saying their stats at the end, sometimes at least where they kind of say like you asked, you answered this many questions and you got this many wrong and this many right. And then sometimes it's interesting because you'll see like the person who actually won took the most swings and was wrong a lot more, but they Interesting. But yeah, but yeah, interesting.

All right. Well, that's going to do it for this episode of freedom. But they know interest there, but yeah, yeah, all right well That's gonna do it for this episode of freedom. We hope you enjoyed all the Bible talk we hope To our three Christian listeners, I hope you enjoyed that I yeah would they be happy with that or yeah more unhappy They're probably like SMH Who's Jews Je Jebbes. We really need to figure out who Jebbes is. Jebbes! I'm going to look up Jebbes in Wikipedia. Does Wikipedia talk about Bibles? Individual Bible characters? I mean, I guess it probably does.

There's probably a Biblepedia. Jebbes Bible. Okay, oh, there's Jab- first of all, it's Jabbes. Oh no, okay, it is on Wikipedia. He's a man who appeared in the book of Chronicles. He's implied to be ancestor of the kings of Judah, although not explicitly included in the lineage. His mother named him Jabez, meaning he makes sorrowful because his birth was difficult. How would you like your mother to do that?

I wouldn't be surprised. Honestly, like your mother names you like sore pussy. What's happening with what you, your brain, if you would like to send us a three chair, write to us at freedom USA at gmail.com. Follow us on the social.omusa at gmail.com. If you'd like to follow us on the social, we're also threedomusa there. You can get bonus content,

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