Threedom - Only Yuck Yucks and Only Yum Yums

Episode Date: February 9, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about composting, debut Paul's Prompts and play a new Threeture: Musical Chair-actors.

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You're acting in real life, pain head, mate. You got pins in your head, ain't it? Ain't it? Ain't it? Ain't it. Welcome to... Welcome to the three-door book. Well, I never know this before, but I'm scared. I don't know. I'm a to welcome a three. I never does before. My name is Scott. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm

scared. I'm too scared. This welcome to three. I'm Paul F. Thompson. I'm Lauren F. Lapson. I'm Scott Plopper. Scott Plopper. Plopper. Wow. Welcome to the show I hear what you were Don't ever see the words coming out of his mouth. I'm confused. Do you understand the words that are coming out of the Mooture is one of Mike's ringtones. Why why I don't know but I hear it all the freaking time What would you say because I was singing the moocher. Why were you doing that? I'm the guy you don't pay attention to. Oh, you! You're just focused on her.

Oh, we're doing three. I'm okay. Now, I remember. He's the problem with him. So he loves many of the moocher. He does. Is it a ringtone for a specific person? I don't know about many of the moochers.

Or is it everyone? It's a ringtone. It's like a text tone. It's a ringtone. I don't even know who it the moves. I'm interested everywhere. It's a ringtone, it's like a text tone, it's a ringtone, I don't even know who it's for. He just loves it. Yeah, I mean usually the phone sound is off the one. It's on, I certainly hear it. Do you think he's texting himself so you can hear it? He definitely does that.

Why? I don't even use the song. He doesn't have a Spotify account. Do you ever use that, do you ever use that approach of texting yourself things? I don't do that. I mean, I don't like for like a picture I wanna have or something, but I've never do it for like,

remember to do this. I don't do it for that. I started using the Reminders app. Really? There's a reminder that app. Yeah, app a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, actually, actually,

it actually comes with the iPhone and it's actually my- So it's a sanctioned like iPhone app? It's sanctioned. It's been blessed. I'm actually very actually it actually it comes with the iPhone and it's actually so it's a sanctioned like iPhone app It's sanctioned. It's been less curious because Father yes, and nobody's listening right Elizabeth Lambs podcast There's husband Andy. I wish I listened to psychic Andy and I love it It's like a candy Andy was talking about it to do list app that is supposed to be really great for help He has ADD and so it's supposed to help keep you on track

with certain things. The second you think of something, you put it in the, I don't know why the app is better than just making a list, but it maybe has reminders. You know the jackat twang. Because I make a list and then I don't look at it. You know, I don't really like my list. I did it just last night.

What did you, what did you put in your list? I made a checklist of things that I have, I had a show last night with Amy Man, a Ted Leo. Congratulations. Congratulations, Paul. That's so amazing. Thank you. That's so great, Paul. Yeah, thank you.

So, that's all you wanted to say. Yeah, good-bye. Finally, this is a pretext. It's just a pretext. It is half into it. I made a checklist of things that I needed to bring with me for the show. Oh. And then guess what? I didn't look at that list and I got in the car and that I needed to bring with me. Oh. For the show. And then guess what?

I didn't look at that list and I got in the car and I was about to pull away and I was like, I remembered one of the things. So I got cocky and I was like, I remembered all the things. I got all this. Yes. Yeah, you can't do that. No, but it's like, what's the, why did I make that list

if I wasn't going to look at it for exactly that reason? It's like right before you leave house, look at that list. So this used to be so important when you like all the years that we were putting on like shows at the HBO workspace and all that kind of stuff. Making the list of every prop you had to have in every single thing is so important. I remember a particular performance where someone I was performing with did not bring a huge thing on the list. And it was just like, this is why we make the list. Drag them, drag them. This is why we make it.

Drag them to Phil's. So the M&Ms are no more. Oh, I knew we'd get to it. Well, we have to mention it because we didn't know that obviously. We were recording that. It hadn't happened yet. The M&M Corp was having a meeting debating while we were having our conversation. I don't remember during that. This is all fake by the way I think this is for the Super Bowl.

It's not real. Scott don't say that. I'm so sorry. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait is that am I dumb? Is it fake? You're dumb. I legit thought it was real. Which part of the character? I mean, it was real. That they got rid of the characters. Oh, no. This is all a super bowl. Read up to a super bowl. No, one on earth. So wait, hold on.

No, and I'm pleased audience know that I do have brain cells and I do use them regularly. But what I'm scrolling through. About other things. When I'm scrolling through Instagram, I just kind of take it, you know, and just let it wash over me and I just move on. Why would you think about it for more than two years?

I was like, oh, they're done with the mascots. Yeah, I wish. But they said they were having my Arrudov be their person. And then to me, I think people would be happy because people were so upset about the mascots. So now you're saying that they are gonna have all of them come out at the school, and I'm gonna do a dance to Rihanna. Who was it?

Yes. That's what I am saying. Janet Jackson will be reinstated. So you saw that and you immediately. Super Bowl. Oh, I also want to point out. How do you pronounce that word? There it is. The Super Bowl is not on my radar at all,

so I also am not looking for pranks right now. I'm not looking out for a tricked bag company at the time. It happened at the exact same time that they killed Mr. I was about to say the peanut thing I remember I didn't I knew people were saying it was this is the typical Lea that one I bought I was like, I know he's actually dead. He went to his funeral. Yeah, I thought was you mourned I like I put a cloth over the mirrors I rent my garments I Like I just I think the Super Bowl is this Sunday, by the way. The Super Bowl is this Sunday, so we'll find out.

So I'm glad that we're talking about this. As it's being released or as we're reporting release. Okay. Do you think the Super Bowl is this Sunday? Well, you know, I'm fucking no. You know what actually you started watching basketball. I'm never going to want to talk about it there. I'm never gonna.

This is what I'm missing though by not being on Twitter because I think if I was on Twitter, I would have seen everyone like this. But the line I needed is super voluous, stupid, and I would have understood. You know? No, I just think, I think this was like, oh, people are talking about the M&M thing.

We have this big campaign with my Arudov coming up. Let's make a big thing out of it. And instead, it's like this weird backlash where people are taking it seriously. We will see, because I'm seeing a lot of articles about this. It's weird that people are invested, but I guess they are. Like when you don't care about a thing, it's impossible to believe that somebody does. That something is stupid. Yes, I find it weird.

Okay, here's something I've been noticing. Can you turn me up at my headphones? Actually, don't. I just turned myself up. stupid. Yes, I find it weird. Okay, here's something I've been noticing. Could you turn me up on my headphones? Actually, don't. I just turned myself up. Yeah, you have to do it yourself. Lisa right next to you. But what I find very strange is that there are fans of things like Scooby-Doo who are

so protective of it that they hate versions of it, like the new Velma version, that cool ups on. Like, there's so much hate for it. Yeah, she's Spitt and Scooby-Doo's face. That's awesome. What's it called? Oh great, and it's just like it's not the official Scooby-Doo movie or anything like you know How you used to when the Superman movie came out is like oh, yeah, it's good. I hope it's good And then it turns out to be good. But it's just another random Scooby Doo show of eight million Scooby Doo license properties

that will be out there eventually. Like, why get so upset about it? Look, I defended the M&M's last week, and I stand by that. I hope that the company keeps them. I was hoping you would weekend. I hope the company keeps them. They're gonna show up.

And I hope they all do a dance. I hope they will can show up. And I hope they all do a dance. I think they will do a dance. And I hope it's to Rihanna. I really hope it is. What if it comes out and know they're never mentioned again in my Rudolph, like, eats them at the beginning of the commercial and is like, they're dead now. And then just-

I've been on board for that. I actually think it's funny. I think it's hilarious. When I read that they were going to replace them, I felt bad for the people who had just gotten those jobs as the mascots, But I liked the idea of the poor Amber Ruffin. So you love to introduce the character and then a week later they were like, we can't do it. Everybody's mad. Yeah. And then we have to appease these people who are filled with hate.

But I thought Maya doing like a candy commercial is actually really refreshing and there's something sort of throwback about someone just holding a bag of M&M. And there's something she hasn't heard to commercial for yet. It is refreshing. I like the M&M.

I like a candy commercial where someone just holds the bag and they're like, yum, and then they eat it. And then they eat it. Yeah, that's all we need. Why are we spending millions of dollars on these supervole commercials? Yum. Or they say, Yuck, whatever they feel. They should be honest. Yes. He honest. This is not to my taste. And don't yell, many, but he's yuck and don't yuck and nobody. Yum. Oh, God. Only yuck, yucks and only yum, yums. Yeah. So somebody says,

I think this is gross. You have to say, I think it's gross that you think that. Oh, you have to make them feel bad. Yeah, that's, do I actually? Yeah, pervert. Pervert, pervert. Pervert. That makes you a sick individual. Oh, I don't know. We just help type up the commercial.

I know, I know. Sorry, we're talking about M&Ms again. We've already done the taste test for them. We played their commercials on. This book, I think. I didn't need you at a corporate chill and help M&Ms grow their power. I just thought it was a topical chill and help M&M's grow their power. I just thought it was a topical thing and I guess it's not.

Do other candy companies make M&M's? They just call them something different. Yes, absolutely. They're not as good by the way. Why? Why should they be as good? Wait, do you know what is really good? But they're expensive.

But they're sort of healthier. In a case. Yeah. It's like a healthier alternative to an M&M I guess unreal. Do you know unreal? Oh, I've always seen make peanut Chocolate covered peanut whatever with a shell. It's a bit essentially a peanut M&M And it's a really fucking good. Although I do think the bad is a ten down like I don't know why it's better, it's just better ingredients or like less dyes or I don't know what the fuck. Natural dyes. I follow this account on Instagram called the Food Babe.

And she's always like the food babe. It's so hot. It's just him saying that. She's always. It's like the Daniel Craig. A great deal of the weekend. Yeah, exactly. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to. She's, it's just him saying that. She is a food babe. It's like the Daniel Craig. A great, he's a gentleman the weekend. Yeah, exactly. She's always posting things. He used to do commercials for Eminem's. Daniel Craig? Dennis Miller.

Oh, Dennis Miller, yeah. Oh, yeah. And 1-800-collect. And remember when he called Monday Night Football for a year? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's making that money. That's so insane to me. I hope he's okay. I think he's doing great.

I guess. Let's protect him at any cost. Anyhow, this account tells you all the bad things and what you should eat instead. And sometimes it's kind of like, okay, okay. And other times you're like, oh, that's good to know. Okay, so I had pizza last night. What should I have had?

Salad? Well, yeah, it's not like that. It's more like this. If everything they just go salad. If you're buying this granola, you should know that it has these ingredients that are actually really synthetic and bad. And you should buy this brand because it's all natural or whatever. And so I'm like, you know, taking a lot of that in right now. It is true. You cannot take, you know, you can't take at face value a package that says, this is all natural and it's healthy and chill. Which is so crazy that I could literally say

all natural and stuff. Absolutely, yeah. It's like in quotes. But I remember I used to think that Trader Joe's was somehow healthy. I think I thought that too. I think so because it's like the way it looks because it looks like a farmer's market or something.

There's something granola-y about their approach. I thought that for a long time. And then eventually I was like, this has more calories than everything else I ever had. You can't just eat these peanut butter cups. Yeah, which I like. Staining off cancer. They taste worse.

They should be healthier. You bite your tongue. Oh, I'm so sorry. The dark chocolate peanut butter. I have them in my cabinet, right now. So good. So good. Yeah, and the brownies that they sell, like the packaged brownies, really delicious.

Yeah. Oh, of course, I mentioned them in my famous Warner Heartside review of Trader Joe's. Arging line. Which lately I've been getting a lot of people on Instagram tagging me with other people doing Warner Heartog impressions. Yeah.

And I just want you to know, I'm not interested. Ha ha ha ha. Real Warner Hurtzog, tag me all you want. Fake Warner Hurtzog, I'm doing my own, it's fine. Yeah, you don't want to be influenced by them. Yeah, that's what I'm working on. There are so much funnier. You don't want to steal them.

You don't want to feel bad when you see how funny you are. I actually am hearing an echo on myself. I was hearing that on you. I hear you guys fine. Turn all the headphones down other than yours. That was mean, so that was bad. That's probably the easy. What is this special recycling venue you have here?

This is for trash now. Cool up, God. This is so cool. This is for trash now. It's so cool. What is the yellow side, say? I can't have it. It is for trash. Half. This is for trash now. It's so cool. What is the yellow side? I can't have it is for trash half of it is for recycling. It's so fucking cool. Wait, yellow means trash. What is yellow? I got a huge orange going over to investigate. They both have a recycling thing on it.

By the way, put the put this down. This is what's making the plastic recycling. Plastic recycling and paper recycling. Oh wait, so it's both recycling. Oh here's it's making the plastic recycling. Plastic recycling. I'll pass it on the paper recycling. And paper recycling. Oh wait, so it's both recycling? Oh, here's, that's not what I want. Well, sorry, dude. Sorry, dude. You do it to the left. Do it to the left.

Do it to the right. That's the way you block out the light. Did that fix your problem, by the way? It did, honey. Okay, thank you, honey. Well, wait, we have just received word. Oh, then now we have to start composting our food waste. I saw this on Instagram. I'm like that in the green. Super bowl thing. So this is. This is the thing. That would be that would get me. Yeah, if they got me with compost.

Oh, really? And it's about bud light. Yeah, that would be good. We got a composter for it, for this express purpose. But it's, it's kind of a lot of work. It's a lot of work, but here's my issue with it is that the recycling, they already admitted that they throw it all in the garage.

I know. So what are we, so it's like, that's the first. Well, the composting thing is actually very important because. No, no, I think composting is important, but I'm saying, why are we, what is the lie? Why are we lying? Why are we saying recycling is not really, oh, it's not really going there.

I feel like, well, then what am I making this effort? And we're still doing it. Of course. And plus, I don't have enough room in my trash for all the recycling. So I need the second. It's basically basically it's just too trash cans. Yeah Just giving you a task of sorting them for fun But it it all has to do with the gases right now that all the stuff is again Composting will help a lot, but it's you also have to teach everyone how to do it

You can't just say now by the way you have to do it here's here I should not say composting although some people in my neighborhood have started doing that you have to do it. Here I should not say composting, although some people in my neighborhood have started doing that. We have to put in a separate bin. We have to put it now in the green bin, which is where the panics leaves and shit. And so, but then that means that you have to get another little trash can in your house

to put egg shells and- It also is the single-dressed can. And it's the stinky, yeah. It's the stinky, and it gets fruit flies and stuff. They have said- I don't like. They have said that they're going to start giving people these special Well, they showed if you want anyone to do it. I have a friend who has a big composter in her yard. That's like huge, like a big old thing. And then the kind of like you roll.

It's like it's as big as a table. For the listener, Lauren put on a tape measure and she just ran around the room. Yeah, it's like, this big. That's big. Yeah. And she like, you know, has her little worms in there and all this activity going on. And they, yeah, they do stuff to it.

They put worms in there. Yeah. Yeah, it helps it like become dirt. Worms help. Look, I don't know. I think, you know, I'm, I wouldn't be able to explain it. It's like, make things dirt. That's what they've always done.

That's what they always build. Worms is shit dirt. So whatever they eat, even if it's like... Did you buy the only kick ass? Yeah, because it's the only thing you need. I just said one. I just said one. I saw a big line of shit in it. I just said one in school. Wasn't that a big day?

Did I do a worm in a room? I don't remember. We talked about this. Remember the big and the frog? I don't remember the worm. I did the worm in the frog. You just did remember the worm. I did the worm and the frog. You just did a frog? You did a worm and I love that. I did a worm frog and baby pig. You did a baby pig.

I cannot discuss it. Can I say in a way, we're the worm, the worm, the frog and the baby pig? Yeah, we are, who wait? I'm the worm. Obviously you're the worm. I'm the pig. You're a piss pig.

You're a frog because you're kind of like you wear a suit. Yeah, you're like Michigan, Jay Frog. I'm a pig because I'm like I have a great personality, but people still want to kill me. They think you're filthy, but you're actually very clean. And you have a little curly dick. Stop! Pig has curly dick. Stop. Big has curly dick and curly tail.

Yeah, that's the one you're like, can you believe it? That's when you got crows playing around. Don't you make that? Why does all of it curly nose? God was just like, he was so pleased with himself that way. He was just like, that's like, check this shit. Can you imagine God going through all those details? Like if you believe that God created everything, he's like, all right, I got to design this

pig. I mean, he's like, all right, I got to design this pig. I mean, he got it right. I say that's what would happen if you started just drawing random stuff. But wouldn't if you're a supreme being, I just hope you are at some point. I would make it listeners. I would make all these things work with fewer parts. Yeah. Like you just don't need as many things in the world. No, you know what I mean? Like they're always like, oh, the bees do this.

Blood should just flow. It shouldn't be, you don't need a heart for it. Let bees, let bees do the pollen shit and all that, but like take away the stinging. Yeah, like I don't know. So much of it is, you know. How much does it help? Do you know what it being?

Yeah, it's like, oh. It helps the poets. Well, I hate them. Some would say like, okay, well, all the bees, if they can't sting their, the people trying to get them, then they will die out. So it's a natural difference.

Yes, what's already been happening? So, yeah. So what a given two sting. Can I tell the story that it's been my bee this summer? No, what did you do this summer? I got sung by a bee this summer, it doesn't matter. Oh, I know what you did this summer. You got sung by a bee this summer, it doesn't. Oh, I know what you did this summer. You got sung by a bee, it does you.

Yeah, yeah. What, right? It really hurt. You did mention it. Was it splash mountain where he gets stuck in the deep? Yeah, and then they put real bees in there. They're like, hey, this is going away. Let's have some fun with it.

We put in real water, we might as well put in real bees and real fox. Where did you get stung deer? If I've already told it, I'm not telling it again. Of the, okay. You're not telling it again? I got stung on my hand, and it was in downtown Disney waiting to go back

to the park for a night time. Oh, just why I tell you, don't go down there. I know, you said it's all the good news. Yeah, down there dangerous, very dangerous. Bad things happen down there. Yeah, so I tell you I got stung by a bee when I was searching for my friend's dog. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. I'm a hero. That's I was searching for my friend's dog. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a hero. That's so amazing. You do two good things at once. And I sacrificial. I didn't stop either. Like I went, ah, and I cradled it and I massaged it, but I kept calling out that name. Do you want to see how my hand is healing?

Oh, yeah. Pretty good. Right. Isn't it crazy how the skin just comes back together and like heals and it's just amazing? It's miraculous and grow. Like if she went to town. Yeah. Like it's weird having stitches and like looking at them

and being like, you're keeping it together. Yeah. Sometimes I trip out on and I'm disgusted by the seal that your mouth makes, your lips coming together. Yeah, it's airtight. It's just like, sometimes you can't think about that kind of stuff. Yeah, sometimes you can, but sometimes you do. Sometimes your brain just wants to be nested.

I have. Oh, wait, maybe we take a break. And we finally have something interesting to talk about. Oh, oh, oh. It's one of Paul's prompts. Paul's prompts. Oh my God. Okay, let's take a break.

Let's take a break. When we come back, Paul's prompts. Paul's prompts. Oh my God, okay, let's take a break. Let's take a break. Let's take a break when we come back, Paul's prompts. And a stounding new segment on freedom. This is big because I've never seen Paul's eyes light up like this. Not at his wedding. Paul's eyes. No, but you weren't at. But you just didn't see it.

Yeah, you didn't see it. God, he's scared of that. I don't like your mouth. We'll be right back. And we're back. Okay. All right. It's time to debut.

Paul's prompts. Yeah. And here's the jingle. If you're not late, you're on time, I say. If you have a friend then, that's the way to be happy in your life. It's Paul's prompts. I love that.

I think something would rhyme with prompts, but. Nothing does, unfortunately. Prompts. Plomp, plomp, plomp. See? Clumps. Clumps. I mean, nearer. Clumps, gizamps, yeah.

Gizamps. Okay, pause prompts. What is this? How do we play for, er, er, er, it's not a game. It's just you talking. It's not a game. It's me. You think I'm a good game.

It's not a game. This is me saying something that will prompt. Conversation. Conversation. I love that. Okay, I'll tear it. There is an intersection that I have to go through almost every day.

Intersectional intersection. It is a very broad intersection. Mm-hmm. And it's unpleasant because it's like, it's too wide and you feel like there can be, there's the potential for an action. It's four-way like, it's too wide and you feel like there can be, there's the potential for an action. It's a four way stop. It's too wide.

You prefer it to be a little more narrow to get in there. Okay. So pretty much, you know, it's the rule of, okay, did you get here before me? Then you go. Wait, is there more than four way stop? Or it's just too wide? No, it's too wide.

It's four way stop, but how many lanes? Just single lanes. Single lanes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the cars are so far away, you can't tell who got the, how to. No, you can, but it's like, it's so wide that some people might be, it's just like people are not sure who goes when. Okay.

It seems okay. Okay. So, one time I'm at this, this four-way stop, and it's my turn. I know that it's my turn. No, it's your turn. And I start going into the intersection, and this woman coming from the perpendicular? Yeah, either the left or the right of you. She starts coming through and then she hogs at me.

Right, and I stop and then she goes through and she's cursing at me through the window. Was she the cursing thinner or anything like that? No, she couldn't touch my face. Okay. And so, I drive on and I'm like, that sucked. And when I get to my destination, I have a text from my friend Todd Cooper,

who says, by the way, you were right. Oh, that lady was wrong. He saw you. You had the right of way. He saw you. And it was very valid. That's so nice. I have that. But now now I never have that every time I go

Through that intersection you think of the texture you think of the whole I think of the whole you think of every text and so your question I think of everything everywhere all once. Yeah. I just watched that do you have a is there is there a location? That you that you have to frequently be at that prompts a memory every time you get that? It happens so much. Wait, let me think. I have to think of one.

But I do feel like my brain does that a lot. Why? I think of that every time. Or you know what I think of? Because once you become conscious of it, then it's cemented again forever. I know. Sometimes what I'll think of is what podcasts I was listening to when I was in this area. Like I will remember part of a podcast connected to I was driving here and I was listening to that and then I was what they said is right here.

And it's like that's not anything. It's completely worthless. I don't know. Do you have one off top of your head? I mean, I've had and I know I've talked about it on the show already. So I've had stuff like that. I was like go into Carl's junior and remembering the time that I, someone was offering me like all the leftover fries that were in the, in the fryer, because they were closing. And I thought he was trying to say like, Hey, would you rather have these fries to replace your fries? And I was like, Yeah, these are actually kind of cold. And he was trying to be nice. And I said, these are cold. And so anytime I go into a cross-jury, I think about that.

Okay, but that's also like remembering any missed step that you made. I have, like, those like haunt me differently. I think this is, yes. This is it remembering something good that you did. It's where someone cursed you. It doesn't matter. That it happened at all. I thought I was doing good and answering your question, but now you've told me I was bad. I think you're great. I'm just following the prompt. What question did you ask?

I know, why am I in trouble on understand? I'm following the prompt, and I'm trying to parcel out what the prompt is asking, and I feel like you're off base. So I'm wrong. Okay, all right. Well noted, goodbye. The segment was a flop. Well, no, I think it's a segment. Why do I try? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no segment was a flop. Well, no, I think it's a segment.

Why do I try? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll never have a segment on this. Whenever I hear pulse prompts again, I'll think of this. You're never gonna hear it again. This is the only time it's ever gonna happen. Are you trying to forget this stuff, though? Are you trying to?

No, I don't care. Because you go through this intersection a lot. I'm worried that you're gonna constantly be rethinking of this one memory. And it's gonna suddenly overwrite some of your memories that you should be remembering. Till all my memories are just that. Just that.

That's right. Every time I remember it replaces another memory. I'm worried about this for you, Paul. It's still eventually, I don't know what my birthday is. I don't know what my memory is. What you're birthday? Oh, I was at this intersection. It was very wide.

I don't know. Oh, you know why else? It kind of, I realized why it also, that intersection freaks me out, because I was at, it was a similar intersection where I had a horrific car accident where I totalled my wife's car. Because I did not see a stop sign.

A bluth or a stop sign I blew through stop sign So you so you're you told one story where you're in the right, but you're really Also, you have to stop it a lot of stop signs make up for that one so true So true how many stop signs are worth a car so they make these stop signs octagonal octagonal Octagonal octagonal isagonal. Is this where the podcast has gone? And it's so you that you will notice these things Paul. Should we get back to Eminem? You'll be like, wait, that sign is not square. I got to look at this thing. And yet you just were like, oh, octagon, who gives a shit? And you just went right through it? Is that basically the story? Yes, up sign. It's more what Lauren is saying than what you're saying.

Although I'm not just telling you your theory. That it was obscured in some way. They also make them red so you can be like, well, that's not a white sign or a yellow sign. This is a red one. I need to pay attention. What if it's the wrong shade of red? You'd be like, no, no, that's not real.

If it was, if it was Maroon, I don't know that I would take it seriously. Or like copper, like blood red. Ooh. Anyway. You think blood looks like copper? Blood tastes like copper. It tastes like copper.

But it's brown. It certainly, blood is brown, not really red. That's what it dries. That's not really true. You got it, mid. It's a beautiful color when it's coming out of you. Oh, it's beautiful. It's a rich, when I slice my hand,

it was all, it's a blood, blood, blood, it was all, it's all for being so good. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you're getting blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I don't know if it just gives everybody blah. Yeah. So you just did not see this top sign. What were you looking at instead? No, I did not see it.

I think I was reading a book. I had a book on my lap. I remember once I said to Gulab, she's like, oh, this is when iPhones were just coming out and she was like, there are a lot of studies that there are a lot of accidents caused by people looking at their iPhones. And I was like, it's just the same as reading the newspaper

on your way to work. And she's like, well, you shouldn't be doing that either. Were you doing that? Occasionally, like if you had to go to Santa Monica and you're stuck in literal, like the 405-101 interchange. There's no movement. You will stay there for 45 minutes,

just barely moving. Everybody hurts. So yeah, I feel like that's when people, you see people putting their makeup on and doing all sorts of dangerous things. Change their clothes. Change their clothes. Change their, it's assigning.

Jennifer Beals takes her bra off and wears sweatshirt. That's what God her the audition. Or got her the role. She got her stance. She's got to do that in her restaurant. Like, hey, we have this written into a script. No, she did it in the audition in So A Dream Line, cast her in the thing

and put it into the thing. She did it in her audition. Yeah, she was just like. Now that's the kind of bold move I wouldn't think to do. You should do it in your next audition. Yeah, I'll just throw it at the camera. Imagine like thinking like, what should I, maybe I should take my bra off on her shirt.

No, I think she, what's the scene that was happening in the show? No, no, this was like just in a meeting, I think it wasn't even like her reading. That's actually her reading. She was just like talking to him and just like was changing and kind of did that and he was like, it was a different time.

I gotta put this in my mood. It's also, this was her first big thing. Yeah, nothing. Like to be an unknown can be true. And you're like, I'm gonna go for it. I don't think it was, I don't think it was, I think it was actually just so good that she was. You're mischaracterizing it.

She was not a plan thing. No, I'm doing that on purpose. Oh, why though? It's been me just me to do so I like to think of Jennifer Beals with a whiteboard before this meat plotting this all thing out. She's practicing for a lot. She I love her She I'm all caught up on a really generation queue and. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it.

I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it.

I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it. I'm I was just hearing that he's a good actor.

Where? I'm smartless. What? Because they were talking about Bono. His Bono was on the show and they were like, Bono, he'd probably be a good actor on the like, sting's a good actor. He was naming other singers who were an actor. He was an okay actor for sting. I think that's probably where the bar is.

He was great on Studio 60, of course. No, he's like finding Quadraphinea because he was famous. I don't know, I don't know anything about it. But then suddenly he's like hugely famous and he's just staying. I don't know, what's going on in your wrist, Paul? I'm having a quick one off the wrist.

What's up? My wife and I are engaged in the hunt for some important documents. Red October? And I think she may have found them. Oh, what a share with you. Oh, did Joe Biden leave something in your garage? My friend Hunter.

Oh my God. Was it, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, because you need to give it away, give it away, give it away now. I know that was the kind of thing. Sometimes you just go, where? Did I have the foresight to put this somewhere logical? And I recently had that experience where I was like, hey, the thing I'm looking for is

an a folder labeled that thing. And I was like, that was amazing. And I actually need to go in my file cabinet and do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do it all again, because it's with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything.

And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything.

And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything.

And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do that with everything. And do thathira. I don't want that. I want to want it. It's great. I didn't want it. I didn't want it. I didn't want it. I wasn't in the mood. I was just like not paying attention.

It absolutely is one of those. You have to be in the mood. Yeah. But it's great. It's really great. He loved it. He loves many of them. So I, I, I, you're talking about Mike.

I didn't hear. Yeah. Okay. No, it's enough. I took a stab. I took a stab. He likes it. No, I heard blah, blah I took a stab. He likes to do that. No, I heard blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I'm not a bad guy. He likes to be in the moocher. Were you talking about Mike? Because I just wanted to say that. That's what you're just guessing if I was talking about. No, I'm not going to listen to you. Oh my God. We talked about this off, Mike, but Mike loves so much.

Oh, that wasn't on the show. The moocher. No, it was on the show. It was on the show. Are you sure? Yeah. I think it was. This show sucks. I know. I know. How I hit my hand. Oh, what are we doing this? But here's

the, okay, so here's the thing. It was in that, that I'm buying a derivative important documents. Okay. But I had already taken it out and put it with the rest of the old car stuff. But that's dangerous. It is dangerous because then I misplaced it. Yeah. Wait, so you took it out of the important place to prepare it to go to a final decision. Because you're all of the things that you're going to need. Yes, exactly.

And then you misplaced it. And they're on a smaller folder and then I misplaced the smaller folder, but luckily, danger zone. My baby came through. Yeah, you know, I do think like there's something about, do you feel like you misplaced it in the house? Do you think you got moved? I misplaced it in the house. Oh, okay, because I feel like I have like a system in my mind for like my bills and things like

I'll get mail and then I'm like, I'm gonna put this right here and I'm gonna deal with that. And then Michael put it in a different pile and I'm like, yes. That's a pile where I forget about everything. I don't, exactly, yeah. I don't like, I have to that. And then Michael put it in a different pile and I'm like, that's the power I forget about everything. I can speak here. Yeah, I don't like, I have to go on a hunt for my pills at home. Hunt. And I put it for my pills.

Hunt for my pills. Hunt for my titles. Hunt. I don't like like putting something of mine somewhere and then having cool up move it. Oh, fuck no. You know, when you cool up move it. Oh, fuck no. You know, when you're cool up with my stuff somewhere else.

Yeah, so like I put it in the same place every day because I wake up in the morning, I'll have my coffee and I'll have to take all my pills. Yeah. And I know where they are. Make your eggs and your bacon too. And it's not like cool up stuff. Take my pills and do what I do.

I do my podcast all day. My little room. Cool up still sleeping. I do what I do, I do my podcast all day, my little room. Go up still sleeping. So it's not like I could ask her, hey, where are my pills? So I'm like, I open the cabinet door and they're not there. And I have to go, fuck now I have to move from the cabinet. That's, no, they're in a different place in the cabinet

or so. How big is this cabinet? I was talking medicine, core. I'm curious. No, no, no, in our kitchen. A kitchen. You made a cupboard. In the cupboard. So I call it a cabinet.

I call it cabinet, yeah. Anyway. Okay, so we put somewhere else and then you're like, I found one of my pills by nine. I found one. I found one. My engine werewolf pills. Their pills for it now, isn't that great?

Yeah, they do. Yeah, nobody has a beard war wolf anymore. That's really nice. It's not curable, but it is treatable. No, you only have to take nine a day. If you want to be a war wolf, you still can be a war wolf. It is your choice. I want to see your doctor.

If your doctor's a war wolf, then you can go see him. My mother-in-law, by the way. Well, what? My mother-in-law had a car accident on her way to visit us, on her way to the airport, and totaled the car. This is a couple months ago. Oh, God.

Total the car. And I heard her on the phone talking to the insurance person, I guess, and they're like, well, can you send us the title of the car? And she was like, it's in the car. And I audibly, this is all I'm speaker, I audibly heard the person say, well, you're not supposed to do that. That's really tough.

That's a tough one though, because I feel like you need someone to tell you that. That's not a given about this type of thing, because it's a given registration. Don't you think somebody always does, though? Probably. I mean, I was told at some point. I don't know, but I'm saying, I don't know who told me or why I know that. But like, it feels like it makes sense to be like licensed registration slash,

I think in your mind you can also kind of go, title is registration, I don't know. There's an official guy and you sometimes buy it. It does seem like all car things go together in the car. Anytime you buy a car, there should be a guy there. And this is his only job. And he says, hey, by the way, dear, don't put that title in the car.

The person who sells you the car says, congratulations and they ring a bell in their car. The person who sells you the car says congratulations, and they ring a bell in their desk, and then this gentleman comes out. And he looks imposing, but he's dressed really fancy, but he's like, it's friendly. It's like a friendly neutral shape. Like a Lord Granthum.

And he comes out and he says, just a reminder, don't keep the title in the car. Yeah. And then smoke bomb. Uh-huh. And he's gone. Because you're gonna remember that. No, he's still there. He's still there after the smoke bomb.

He just moved over. And he says, who was that from? It's like, come on. I know it's you. I can kinda know. He just took off his bow tie. Who was that? I was just thinking about a magic tricker saw on Instagram.

Oh my gosh. Yeah, magic tricker. Can you say magic tricker? No, I said a magic trick I saw. Oh. Just like you didn't know the word magician. Just Wilman, he's a magician. Oh sure, he's a magic tricker. He's a magic tricker.

Yeah, I like his show. He posted this trick and I was so, it was the kind of thing where I just went, I just have no idea how I need to, of course, there were cameras and someone could say, well, that person's in on it and it was all camera. I don't think so. I chose to spend my time.

I hear that that's how all the David Blaine specials were done. Like, where's floating off, he's floating off the sidewalk, did you ever see those? Oh yeah, uh huh. Where it's like, the camera looks down and he's like floating and everyone around him and on the sidewalks are going,

whoa. But they're all actors or paid. They're not only, I think, are they actors? You could be an actor, you could be paid, but you could be both. They're either, to tough life kids. They're either actors or they have to film it so many times because so many people can see how he's doing it.

That the few times where he's doing it with the exact right angle, where knowing to see that he's actually standing on the ground, they go, whoa! And they're like, oh, thank God, we got one. We've wasted so much tape. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure a lot of stuff is fake. Who makes this so much tape?

I just, you know, I assume some tricks are being perfect. Well, I don't think that would have been... I do think some tricks are being performed in real time, and the person doesn't understand how it happened. But I also think the David Copperfield making the statue of Liberty disappear is bad, because it's like, hey, we're gonna do this,

and he has a crowd, right? And then it's a simple camera trick that they do, the way it was I saw it explained, is basically like the cameras pointed at the statue of Liberty. They put a curtain down. Yeah. They move the camera like slightly clockwise to a part where the statue of Liberty is not. They raise the curtain and the statue of Liberty isn't there.

But the whole crowd is going, whoa. But there's the liars. Yeah, there are liars. The crowd can see the statue of Liberty is right over there. That's because that's just seems like a waste of time. Do you know I did that pretty much the same thing at the end of my last comedy special?

What? I made the statue of Liberty just a bit. Yeah, but for me, I really cared. Somebody said, David Coppfeuer did that and I was like, which I did he said. Yeah, did he say,

did he say, did he say, did he say, did he say, did he say, did he say, did he say, did he say, did he say, did he say, I ended the special by the idea was I was going to throw a smoke bomb down on the floor and then disappear. And so it was all done and post, but I had to coach the audience through it. Like Mr. Grantham?

Much like Lord Grantham. I did coach the audience through it to say, like, oh, pretend I've disciplined. Yeah. So here's what's going to happen. I'm going to jump back. I'm going to go like this to say like oh pretend I've disciplined. Yeah so here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna jump back. I'm gonna go like this because I didn't actually have a smoke bomb. Right. And then I'm gonna walk off so that the camera can get the shot of me not there. And so I need you to you know you're clapping because at the end of the show and then I do that and then you have to be like stunned. Yeah. And then the show, and then I do that, and then you have to be like stunned. Yeah.

And then take a beat, and then give me like, huge applause. And did everyone just applaud right away? No, they did it perfectly. They actually did it perfectly. They thought that I can't believe you got an audience to actually do that many steps. They did, I think we did it one time. They did it, they nailed it.

It was great. But your whole audience was like Oscar winning actors. Oh yeah. Oh, I win. Yes, full disclosure. I know. My old buddy D-Day was there. D-Day.

It was that. D-Day was there. Oh, D-Day was. My dear boy. D-Day. D-Day. D-Day. D-Day.

D-Day. D-Day. Lauren, do you want to talk about your trick? And then you're tired from acting because of it. The trick was it involved him putting, so that he had a woman look at a deck of cards. She chose one in her mind of, you know, the card. He put the whole deck in between her two hands very tightly. He put the whole deck in her hands.

Yeah. And then he reached in and like grabbed the card and it was the proper card. And she was like, wow, and then she was like, what's that impressed? And then he goes, yeah, it's pretty crazy because there's not even any cards there. And then in her hand was just a brick of glass. So I was like, that's amazing.

However you're doing that is amazing. I don't like, I don't know at all how that's possible. That someone wouldn't feel their hands changing. And then a lot of tricks involved that. Yes. With someone holding something, and then it is something else. And I'm like, how? Mm-hmm.

How do they not feel the shift in their hands? Tiny minds? Tiny minds as well. Yeah. Mice and Mimes. It's sort of cool that the magician's views. Tiny minds. Tiny minds.

Oh, yes. Well, they throw the cards into tiny, tiny minds. I just thought there's people were stupid Yeah, but I think it's cool how magicians like refuse to share their secrets. Do I think it's cool? I think rude I kind of cool because it's like if I could just know right now. I don't think I'd be that happy as a person But I'm a happy person because I don't have and so I think that they're keeping me like not to press I do like that I do like that and I do like that. And that was pen and tellers whole stick.

But yes, the mask magician. What, not telling? The mask magician. The mask magician when he crows all the secrets. I must have told my pen and tellers story before. Oh, what? That I went to Vegas and saw them. That's a great story.

And which one talks? Pen. Jolette. He lost his voice. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. You, so you did tell him that was one of the funniest things ever. Cause what did he sound like?

He was like, Oh, look, he was like, his voice was really high. Oh, or can you help him out here? He'd be like, his voice would go really high that he'd be like, sorry, sorry. And then he'd try to get it back and then he'd,

yeah, yeah. That point just canceled the show. It was wild, but I was on gummies and I was having the deal. Yeah. It was a great show and I was having the deal. It was a great show. I don't remember it. I actually forgot they did magic because I was so focused on what's going on.

What a great act. He comes out with a crazy voice. You have a guy who can't talk. You have a guy who doesn't help. So you can't help at all, which is kind of amazing. All right, we have second break. We'll be right back. We have second break. We'll be right back. We have second break.

We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. And we're back. And it's time for a threacher. And this was submitted by Elliott Mastin.

And Matt, our producer says he thinks this one's good. Yes. Matt, our producer says he gives it a seal of approval. So if you don't like it, take it up with Matt. Yes, if you don't like this creature, we want you to tweet at Matt Upper-Daka and say, what were you thinking? Your creature-dawr is off my friend. No, don't say anything negative to Matt, he doesn't need that in his life.

I only say nice things to him. Yeah. And I always say nice things to us. Try to say a negative thing in a nice way. Look, if you can't say nice things to us, at least say nice things to Matt, I'll produce her. And just right, just tweet him and say, like, I think you're doing a good job or you're sweet.

That's nice. No. Like the back half can be a slam, can't it? As long as you have the nice, a fun game. You can do everything one of the back half can be a slam can't it? As long as it's a fun game. It was ever game. It was ever game. All right, well, this one is called musical characters. Yeah, I know you know.

I'm telling. The listeners almost had fans. These little characters don't don't be present. Listeners is more. Yeah. We're being very sassy today, everybody. All right, so what this is, the game, it's what we start with an improvised scene where we're all improvising.

Okay. Yeah, I guess we're not playing ourselves. We can be whoever. True. I don't want to play myself. I don't want to play myself. I want to be a pro. I want to be a character right now.

So we do one or two minutes. How long do you think we should do? One, do this. You think one? Yes. One minute to long time. Two minutes feels like an eternity when we're doing a game. And then we switch roles and try to do it as accurately as possible to the previous time.

Oh, so you really have to listen to each other. Then we switch roles again. This is going to be really tough. And try to do it as accurately as possible. Then we switch back to our original roles and try to do it and try to remember everything that we said. All right? Okay.

This is going to be impossible. Okay. I said, okay. Okay. I don't know why. Okay, Buckwheat. Wukin' Pinnab. Wukin' Pinnab. Wukin' Pinnab.. Oce, Buckwheat. Wukin' Panub. Wukin' Panub and all the wrong places. All right, here we go and start.

Yes, hello. Am I in the right place? I think so. This is the filthy alcoholics meeting. Yes. Hi. So, I'm sorry. You look too clean.

Oh, I'm very dirty inside. Did you take a bath before you got here? No, a bath was given to me. Oh, I'm very dirty inside. Did you take a bath before you got here? No, a bath was given to me. Oh, I see. Yeah. Do you have man servants? No, some people tackled me and made me take a bath. Oh, okay, that makes sense.

Well, next time just try to come in a little, a little more dirty if you could. We'll do. All right, everyone, we're gonna have our seats now. We're gonna have our seats now. Yes, everyone grab your seat. All right. And if everyone could please take a good, I was in charge.

Seems like I was in charge. That's, I'm am I just the dormant? I thought you were just the first person to have to speak to the therapist about that afterwards. My name is, am I just a dormant? My name is, my name is, is yeah, I'm not going to tell you because this is filthy alcoholics and ominous. So a what? A nominous. A nominous. Do do do do. A nominous.

Yeah, long that was. Could you imagine if that was two minutes? We're in so long. Jesus Christ. Are we going clockwise, meaning this way, Paul? Yeah, I'm here. I'm gonna play Lauren. Okay. Paul. You? You play me. Yes.

Here we go. Okay. Hello. Am I in the right place? Yes. Phil The Alcoholics Meeting. Oh yes. That's what I'm looking for. You look a little too clean. Oh yeah. I was Phil Thear before. Did you take a bath or something? A bath was given to me. Oh, you have man servants or? Um, something like that. Okay. Well, could you try to come a little dirtier next time? I'll work on that, please.

Thank you. All right, everyone, have your seats. Oh, excuse me. Everyone, take, take. We're gonna have seats now. Have your seats now, yes. And we, and I'm not in charge of this meeting. I thought I was.

Wait, you're in charge of this meeting? I thought I was. You're in charge of this meeting? I thought I was. Oh wait, no. Who am I? Yeah, I'm in charge. You're just the first, I'm just the doorman. You know, you're just the first person

that everyone sees when they walk in. Well, we'll, we'll, we'll talk about this in therapy later. Anyway, everyone, If I say you're the first person I saw. That's what I say. Anyway, let's get started. Okay. It ran out, but it didn't- Well, you didn't get to your home name.

What was it? How do you remember this? Oh, right, right, right. Okay, all right, let's switch again. Okay, I'm Paul. Oh, yeah, I'm more- Scott. Yeah, I didn't go off. Okay, here, right. Okay. All right. Let's switch again. Okay. I'm Paul. Oh, yeah. I'm more Scott. Yeah. Why didn't it go off?

Okay. Here we go. That's what I said about my career. Hi. Am I in the right place? Oh, uh, you're looking for the filthy alcoholics anonymous meeting. Yes. So good. I'm here. Oh, yes.

Uh, you do look a little clean. Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh, you should be dirtier. I clean, I had a bath earlier. Oh, you had a bath? I was given a bath. Oh, okay. Do you have a bunch of man servants?

No, people tackled me and then put me in the bath. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah. All right. Well, yeah, next time if you could just be a little dirtier in the middle of the day. We'll do. Okay.

Okay, everybody, please take a seat. Take your seats. Oh, we're going to take our seats now. Um, yeah. Okay, I will. Hey, we please take a seat. Take your seats. Oh, we're gonna take our seats now. Yeah, okay, I will. Hey, take a cookie. We're gonna start the meeting. Okay, I thought I was in charge here, so this is a little weird. I didn't see my guy was in charge. Oh, I think that you maybe you're just the first person I saw when I walk in. Okay, well, we can talk about that in the therapy. All right, so this is Filthy Alcoholics Anonymous. Amamanus.

Amamanus? What did you say? Amamanus. Amamanus. Did it. Amamanus. Amamanus. It didn't go off again.

Get a better phone. You get a better phone. Lauren. My God. Coming for the phone. I've never heard you so vitriolic. I'm really full of rise. Maybe I'm not pressing start.

Okay, well that would be a problem. I swear I am, but I just expired it. Okay, here we go, we have to do it one more time as ourselves. Okay. Don't get back on your phone. When you look at your phone, look at my phone. It's kind of hard.

I'm looking at it because the timer is on it, right? When I look at my phone, you look at your own phone. When I look at my phone, I look at your own phone. When I look at my phone, I look at my own phone. Okay, it's definitely going. Is this the mind and the right place? Oh, the filthy alcoholics meeting? Yes. You look a little too clean to be here.

Oh, well, I have had a bath. Oh, you had a bath? Well, a bath was given to me. Oh, you have man's servants or something? Yeah, it's pretty dirty. Some people tackled me and they put me in a bath. Oh, that had a bath. Well, a bath was given to me. Oh, you have man's servants or something? Yeah, it was pretty dirty. Some people tackled me and they put me in a bath. Oh, that makes sense. Well, next time try to come a little bit dirty

because that's our thing. Absolutely. All right, everybody, we're going to have our seats now. We're going to have our seats now? Yes, we are. Please have your seats. All right, we are going to start the meeting. Wait, I thought I was in charge.

Everyone take a cookie. Didn't it seem like I was in charge? No, I think you were just the first person I saw. I'm in charge, so I don't know why. I thought I was in charge. Everyone take a cookie. Didn't it seem like I was in charge? No, I think you were just the first person I saw. I'm in charge. So I thought I was in charge. You thought that, but that was wrong. So we're gonna talk about that in therapy later. But for one could just, I'm including the meeting and of course my name is my name is my name is my name is anonymous because it is an ominous meaning. And so I will not be sharing my name. And an... An ominous. Doot doot doot doot.

No, no, yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Wow. And that's how you play. Which you play one more time. Let's do another one, yeah. What's it called?

I was trying to say, I'm using a character. Okay, let's do it again. And this time let's do big characters. Okay. Some of them will be silly or like it Switch roll. It'll be so silly. Here we go. Crazy. When I was gonna do something different

Hello everyone How are we today? Oh, you're late. I know I'm late, but I'm sorry. I had a a Huge thunder cloud erupted right above me. Okay, so you're both Bradley's parents, right? Of course we're Bradley's parents. I'm Bradley's mother. I'm Bradley's mother. That's great. I love a lesbian couple. Me too.

We're not a couple. Oh, you broke up? Yeah. We are a couple of lesbians obviously, but we're not a couple anymore. Okay, that's fine. We hate each other. Well, that's good.

I think it's actually coming out in Bradley's behavior. It certainly is, really. Uh-oh. It certainly is, really. If we got to Bradley once, can you see why we broke up? Yeah, she sounds like an idiot. She is. What are you talking about me like a buddy here?

I'm writing to you, everyone. Because we wish you weren't here Anyone walk in on a pogo stick, but that isn't I was all the All right, so wait I'm playing Lauren. No, I have no idea. Just you're playing me Okay, I was paying less attention. Yeah I was paying less attention. Yeah, here we go. It was harder. Doing the broad character makes you pay less attention.

It truly does. All right, here we go. Your Scott. Yeah. Okay. Hello, is this the right place? It certainly is. All right, everyone.

Thanks for coming to the meeting. I'm sorry. A big thunder cloud was following you. So you're late. You're always late. Oh, yeah, big thunder cloud. Well, okay. Well, now you're here. All right. We got to talk about Brad. You know, I'm trying to get struggling. You know, either one of you are. We got to talk about Bradley's behavior.

Who are you? You're your, your, his mother. behavior. Who are your his parents? I'm his mother. Yes, and I'm his mother too. Oh, so I love lesbian couples. We're actually not lesbian couple. We broke up. We are lesbians though. A couple of lesbians.

Oh, but yeah, go ahead. She's not together. I think, oh yeah, you're not together. You guys, what do you need to say something? We have been having a lot of fights. Oh, yes. And I think that's coming up in Bradley's behavior. Oh, is it?

It's really hard. All right. Here we go. Ready and go. Upslur, I'm late. Is this the right place? Oh, yeah. How did you sound?

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, you were here. Yeah, I'm glad you made it. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like. No, there was a big thunder cloud over my head. Oh, okay. Well, is falling you around or something? Yeah, it's making me late to everything.

Okay. You're Bradley's parents? Yeah. I'm Bradley's mother. And I'm his other mother. Oh, your lesbian couple. Oh, we're not lesbian couple. We broke up. Yeah. We actually hate each other now. Yeah, we fight a lot. So you're just a couple of lesbians. Yeah. We hate each other. Well, that's coming out in Bradley's behavior. Oh, it certainly is, is it? out of Bradley's behavior. Oh, it certainly is, is it?

It's certainly is, is it? Well, I imagine Bradley is really taking it home. And now we're back to the original. Oh my God. The original the original. Oh my god. The original? Yep. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Forgot. Hello everyone. You aren't late. Oh, I'm sorry, a big Thunder cloud with following me around. It just erupted right above me. Okay, we need to talk about Bradley's behavior. I mean, the principal, obviously.

Oh. You both his parents? Yes, I'm Bradley Mother. I'm Bradley's other mother. Oh, I love a lesbian couple. Oh, we're not a good. We're not a couple. No, we're a couple of lesbians.

Okay, so you broke up. Yeah, we hate each other. Well, actually, that's coming out in Bradley's behavior. It certainly is, is it? You can see where we broke up. Yeah, you're really stupid, aren't you? I forgot who Bradley was. I never see anyone coming here on a pogo stick

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