Threedom - Scam Sham or Ham

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about Downton Abbey, hypnotism, and play Bad Rap.

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What did get a song? I was trying to do the music from raising our zone I've never seen that oh Come up a few times for me. I think I'll have to watch it. I bet you'll like you got to see it But yeah, it sounds very similar to the y'all who's on you right. Why didn't g gmail get a three? Sure But yeah, it sounds very similar to the YAH who always knew. Spotify you had to get an invite. Oh, you always certain amount of invites. Yes. But you always knew the hip-new technology to know about.

Like, oh, you should get on your email. You should get a bi-grader. And then he'd be like, yeah, that turns out to be that way. Hip-new technology. No, and then he got me on Twitter at the end of four square and all these different websites. Remember, when Twitter didn't have an app, you had to use like a different app to use it.

We'd use the browser. Oh, yeah, but then you'd use it. You when Twitter didn't have an app, you had to use like a different app to use it. We'd use the browser. Oh yeah, but then you'd use it, you'd download a different type of app. A different type of app and then find the Twitter made its own app. Yes, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, those are my good old days.

Good old days. Good old days. Back when things were safe. But so Gmail, you thought was cool. It was. Okay. Compared to, you know, people will still have Yahoo and stuff and I just go, what are you doing?

Yeah, I have friends who are still on AOL. I have an AOL friend. It doesn't have to be Gmail. I just wonder, what's going on in there? Well, what about our good producer, Matt Apidaka? Yeah, what about him? He's always trying to get iOS. He's always trying to get outlook for iOS. Every email to tell us to get out look for IOS every email every email

Get out look for IOS and he can't change it no matter how hard he bends and quite often you read his replies to To our emails and he only says like yes or something like that But it it seems like he's trying to just tell us to get out look for I was like honestly there was a like a couple months ago. Yes, get out look for IOS He wrote like there was a couple months of work. Yes, get out, look for iOS. He wrote, get out, look for iOS. Like there was like a question about, because he said, do you guys like, hell, I'm gonna invite and then he wrote, get out, look for iOS.

I don't want, I'll look, I use, and I literally wrote back, I don't like, I'll look, I use Gmail. And then he's like, sorry, I was like, I actually thought you were saying. Yeah, I thought, yeah. He tricks me 30% of the time into thinking he's trying to tell me to get out, look for iOS. Yeah, and why is he so obsessed? He always wants to say it. Dude loves it. He likes it more than his own time into thinking he's trying to tell me to get out. Yeah. And why is he so obsessed?

He always wants to say it. Dude loves it. He likes it more than his own name. Does he get a commission? I don't know. He likes it more than his own name. That would be so bad to get a commission like passive income from, I love it for iOS.

You know, on the deep dive, oh please, go ahead. It is funny that you used to have to get an invitation to Gmail. Now you can make 50 email addresses. I know, I know. But I find that more. Is it a scam or it's just a scam? Or a scam. Yes, thank you. Scam or ham.

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That seems unfair. What does the Amazon store? If people... You can set up your own store, like the Lauren store, and it's like, here's all my favorite items, and then if you buy it through my store, I get some money back. Which seems great to fuck with Amazon. It's like, someone needs to make money. That's anything though. You could have a website, I think, and have a link.

And you tell your fans and friends, like, hey, if you're going to buy something through Amazon, go through this link because I have to be like an affiliate link. Yeah. Anyway, I was going to say, is this scam or a sham or a ham that you, that these invites, are they trying to make it seem exclusive or they just can't handle the web traffic? Or is it a new thing? It might get more like trial. They was trying it out.

No, no, but you know what I mean? So it feels elite, so you're like, oh, I want to do it. That's what I'm saying, that's a scam. Or a sham. I think it's more of a sham. It's more of a sham than a scam. Where they're trying to make it seem elite,

but they could handle as many invites as possible. Yeah, I mean, you would think Google I think it's more of a sham. It's more of a sham than a sham. Where they're trying to make it seem elite, but they could handle as many as possible. Yeah, I mean, you would think Google could have would not have had a problem. Yeah. With a bunch of people setting up email addresses at the same time. My favorite thing I've been doing recently is,

if like- Hold on a second. Yeah. Truly your favorite thing? Yeah, I love this. Okay. No, I did it to a friend, I did it to everything.

I love it more than my wife. Okay. Wow, okay did it to a friend, I did it to a friend, I love it more than my wife. Okay. Wow, okay, you have a daughter. It goes my wife, my daughter. Oh, suddenly this thing is third? No, no, no, and then now I'm my man. But you did go hands down. Yeah, I would hands down and now I'm going hand up.

Okay, so, I mean, he's below cool, I'm below cool, I'm definitely. She's new. She's new. Hey, she's a trial career. I'm gonna cool, I'm definitely. She's new. She's new. Hey, she's a trial person. I'm gonna cool up a long time. Probationary. She's in beta.

Yeah. Okay. She also is a beta. But, what was, oh yeah, is my friend asks me like, oh my God, where did you, how, how did you find that out? And I just like, right back at Google link, like to Google, not to the link of the thing they're trying to hit. Just like your favorite bit is to say, I looked at Google.com.

Yes, because like that's so many times when people are asking your questions, like something very easily Googleable, but you don't give them the link, give them just the link to Google. You should move that to number two. I feel like he's better. I think he's better than Google.com and I think whoops right under it. I was going to say that, but I think that I think Emmy, I agree with Scott that it's too soon to tell on Emmy.

Yeah. She might be a bad seed. That's true. She might be one of those McCulley Colken. Yeah. She's going to try to push a kid off a tree house or something. Yeah. Yeah.

It's so ironic that it's called the Good Sun when he was so bad. I know, but is it about him or is it about Elijah Wood? I think that's what it's about. Right? Maybe you think the Good Sun is McCullochulkin and then he does bad things and you're like, actually the twist was, the title was about Elijah Wood. Oh, so that's the M night channel on twist at the end. What the title refers to.

Yes. So the author comes out It's a very specific as he comes out Lord Grantham's tile. Hello. What you've just seen is twist mr. Grantham Lord Grantham mr. Grantham I'm calling back our last episode. I say holy what is the ultimate dream factory? Is that what he said in the new one? That's what mr. Mosley says Oh, I love it one of the fuck you went off the Hollywood at the end of this last film right? I think he'd become the screenwriter. Yeah, I love that movie. What is it?

The latest down the new down the most recent down how we will use Oh, they have movies the movie movies now Six seasons in a movie is Is upstairs downstairs good? I was thinking about that. My parents used to watch it when I was a kid. I watched it as an adult and really enjoyed it. Oh yeah.

I think it would be good. It goes through different time periods. I think it's bad that PBS, look. I just, yes, shut it down. No, no, no. I now with streaming and everything like that, I feel like you never go through PBS anymore when it used to be so reliably wonderful to like

as something, you know, to watch as opposed to all of it. They're slogan, reliably wonderful. Yeah. But you know what I mean? Like, Now why reliably wonderful. Why would you happen across PBS at this point? You know, it would take a lot for me to get to the channel. Yeah.

I mean, even the classics like Sesame Street are all on. We have it, we have HBO Max. We have their app on Apple TV. I know how often do you watch it? Never. You're right, I can see it. But it's a hard-of-fine. You can see it.

But isn't it wonderful, though? Very easy to find a skip over. Isn't it incredible that they had a huge hit with Downton Abbey? Yeah. And it was just word of mouth. That was their show. Yeah. Well, and he was, you know, but it was because they don't have billboards. Well, they had reviews. It's not every day. But you know, why did you ever watch it? Well, because I love some of those manners. Good manners, bad manners. Exactly. I love to see how they're going to do with those manners. Good manners, bad manners. Exactly.

I love to see how they're gonna deal with the manners. I really watch that show. I don't really know. You gotta see it because it's got dialogue and actually. Well, I did watch the first episode and I think there was a surprise blow job that kind of threw me away. Boy, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo giving a blow job. What I meant to set up the croquet. If you had to live back then, and you couldn't be part of the aristocracy,

what job would you wanna do? What are my options? Like if you could be one of the Downton Abbey like servants. So it's like, oh chauffeur. You wanna be, chauffeur. I love to drive one of those cars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they don't want to be, chauffeur. I love to drive one of those cars. Yeah. Yeah. But they, they don't talk to me, but it would be so bumpy.

It, yeah, you went over a bump the other day and you had a bad time. I'm glad a tire. That's right. Are you now reconsidering your choice? That would happen to you all the time. Do you think the tires are just wood or pop? Oh, that's right. So they're more durable.

Yeah. I'm not worried about the bumps now. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's right. So they're more durable. Yeah, I'm not worried about the bumps now. But the roads also were probably in a way better. No, I think there were worse. Well, they weren't they weren't like, I don't think they had like dirt and big potholes. You had you had dirt. Yeah. But you had like it was you had major bumps. Some bricks that got this place. What are you just driving over the concrete? Like they had roads. But they're roads just because like people have gone down them so much.

They're not paved for anything. What does they are? They're not medieval times. What year is it? 10, like the 30s. 19, 20, 20s. No, it was like the 10s. To the 30s, I think.

Yeah, it's been a few times. So you bought a few. But they had paved roads in the 19s. They did in the city. I'm just saying like, if you got from Downton Abbey and went to the city, you'd have to go over a lot of bumps. I don't think so. I just, I think it would be bumpy.

I don't know, I don't know why we're having it argument. How bumpy the roads in 1910 were. I know, I think it's you brought it up. I would. When you could have just, I hate no mind. That's exactly right. I think I'd like to be like, you could be a scullery maid. What's that?

You could be. What is that? She would watch the pots and pans, right? Oh no, I'd like to be the cook. The cook? But I don't know how to cook, but I assume I'd be good. The cook is allowed to be sassy.

Yeah, you assume you would be good. Well, you have this skill in this game that we're playing right now. You are good at the thing. Yes. No, it's you it's you having to do it I guess I'd be like the nanny Like yeah, what do call it? I Guess do they have a dedicated nanny back then or there or did everyone just kind of take turns on it I can't remember I yeah, I don't because they did eventually have babies there Yeah, but you never saw like one of the people say, I don't remember.

My only job is being an aunt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. They also sort of, but it also made it seem like the servants didn't play that much of a part in a baby's life when of course they would. They wouldn't want to remember.

It seemed like, I do remember one scene where they were. Baby was just there and they were talking. Suddenly the baby came in and everyone went, oh wow, the baby ran. I'm ready here and they played with the baby a little and said all right take her away. Yeah, so I don't know That's living my friend when I was little grew up in this house that was like my friend did too Okay, it's not a brag. It was I actually That had servants quarters. Oh wow. And I had a servant like stairwell that led to a room and then it went to the kitchen.

Well, I shit like that. And I actually think this stairwell right over here is it was used to be a servant stairwell. Really? Is this house from the 1920s? No, it really was. Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed. So it's very narrow.

Yeah. And I think when we were looking at it, the Realtors said, oh, and these used to be servants. Our house might have been servants quarters to a bigger house that might have been next door. That was demolished. Yeah. Oh my God, I love to look at real estate online just for fun. I was actually doing it last night and I was like, this is better than Instagram because

it doesn't hurt my feelings. Yeah. Can I say, I'm glad you didn't say real estate porn. No, I would never say that when people just put porn I don't like food porn and nature porn. Yeah, it's like no, it's just you can enjoy something Yes, you're actually jerking off. No, look at that cheeseburger I have to say sex is like nature's porno. Don't you? Yeah, I think so. I agree. Yeah I saw some houses that were shocking like I saw this one house that was very, as a Victorian home.

And as you scroll through the pictures, it got more and more haunted. It was just like a terrifying, like the wallpaper was creepy. And every room was creepier than the last room. And it's just like, oh, this is like the, and the way they photographed it was so chilling. Yeah. It was just very scary.

Honestly, this is why I watched it out, Naby. And I don't, I would never remember a lot of what was going on because I watched it purely aesthetically Yeah, I love look at the room. I love the sets. I love the clothes. I loved all of that Yeah, and then Jayny we would watch an episode in the city Yeah, but Jayny would be like wait, why does he was he was mad at him for something? I'm like, I don't know. No idea. I don't care. I don't know. That's great. It's brand new to me every time.

That's fun. What happened to your friend who grew up in the house though? Nothing, but I'm saying I just was remembering. She's still okay. Yeah. Serving ghosted me. I just remembered that house and being sort of like, like, oh, it's over.

It's like the stairs were not used often, but it felt a little, you know. What did they do with that room? It was just like, you just have a bed in it. They did rent out some space to college students from time to time. So I don't know if it was that room or if it was another room that they had up.

But it was disconnected from the main house. It was like in the attic. There was like a room. Fancy style. Yeah. Yeah. I was doing some research for a- Did Fancy live in a someone's house? He lived above the C. Okay. There was like a room. Fancy style. Yeah. Yeah. I was doing some research for a. Did Fancy live in a someone's house? He lived above the Cunningham's garage. Oh, I forgot

that he did that. Yeah. He also had a very funny way of sitting in chairs. Well, he also always put his thumbs up in the air. Yeah. He would jump into it. Remember? No. Into the, into the like recliner of Mr. Cs. He would like jumping. I remember that. I remember that. I was doing research for a script years and years ago. And so I got to be taken on all of these open houses for these incredibly huge rich people houses

in Beverly Hills. Oh, that's fun. These giant ones with like bowling alleys from the 20s. That's bananas. Oh my God, I would love to. I do have a friend I follow on Instagram who's always at a state sales

and like he was at one recently. Oh, your friend the goal. He was at one recently that was like clearly. Who's dead? Who's dead? Someone die recently. Cha-ching. It was clearly like a crew person had passed

and all of their belongings were like a lot of interesting props, but they also had water bottles labeled with celebrities who had drank out of them. Oh. And it like have like Sean Hayes, like a straws taking out a Starbucks cup with like liquid and like different celebrities with the piece of tape with their name.

That's gross. Isn't that crazy? Did you have someone keeping your cup and then I guess hoping to sell it for something? Like with your residue in the house? Ask me for it. I'll decide. Of course.

I'll spend it up for you. I don't know who is in charge of the sale, but I'm like, this feels like the trash cart. Oh, yes. No one wants to buy that. But it's bizarre that they would leave it out for the actual open house. Who was in charge of the estate, just made this shit up.

Yeah, still get interesting. They cleared out their car of all the whole Starbucks and ship. Yeah. I'm like, give us your take quick. People coming over. I mean, you know, have you ever been to a state sales that you ever, have you? I never have been.

No. I can't enjoy it. I'm one from Bob Hope, who I used to live down the street. Oh, that's interesting. I mean, with like a celebrity like that. You're old, you're old, you're old. Yes, my old neighbor. That would be very interesting.

And sometimes I would be curious to go to like what you're saying like going to like really rich people's houses and like just being able to see the house and like what how it's all laid out. But it can be very unsettling. I think to go and see some of all of someone's belongings like laid out like that. It's just kind of like, oh, this is like what we all become

is just like this pile of pieces. It's just a pile of stuff. But at least we're taking up to heaven. I'm assuming the rapture. Yeah. So the rapture, you can't, you don't get your clothes. You don't get your wedding ring. Most down earth.

Everything stays. Wait, wait. That's your biggest concern. You don't even wear it. You're wearing your clothes. Yeah, your wedding ring just like drops to the floor of the car. I don't wear one.

Earrings, earrings fall out. We've talked about this. Yeah. All right. Your earrings fall out your your gold teeth. Your grill. No, your tattoos. Your tattoos. Anything metal. Anything you've added. What's this weird skull with flowers? That'd be kind of cool. How great would it be though to be the people left behind on earth? It's got to be so. Oh my god, you got so much elbow room at that point. So much real estate pops up.

That's cheap. I almost want to watch those left behind movies. Yeah, I haven't seen just to see what the idea is with. I've seen the a thief in the night movies. Based it's similar. It's based on the rapture. The first one is Kirk Cameron. No, these are the 70s.

This is not the cross of the switchblade. This is not the cross on the switchblade with Eric Astrada. Never heard of that. He did a Christian movie called The Cross on the Switchblade, but back in the 60s. But this is the thief in the night, which is from a Bible verse, and it's basically the first one's very tidy, which is a woman wakes up and her entire family is gone. And the rapture's happened. Oops. And she's the one who's never believed in all that stuff. And basically, like, the government starts to oppress people

where everyone needs a bar code tattooed on either their forehead or their left hand. I have talked about this, yeah. Anyway, but then the fifth one is just like zombies chasing her. Yay! Yay! That's just fun. You got to have fun.

Nuclear explosion happens or something, so then it just gets to be like zombies. Oh, it's not God's wrath. No, no. All right. But anyway, because when the rapture happens, I don't remember the details. When the rapture happens, the people left on Earth,

it's bad news because then the antichrice comes. Yeah, then all the plague start happening with all this and all that kind of stuff. So you don't want to be around then. Also the six, the six, six, six part of it is the bad part because if you get that number, it's just like, dude, you fucked up. What do you mean if you get that number?

If you get a tattooed on you, it's like, dude, you fucked up. You have you mean if you get that number? If you get a tattooed on you, it's like, Dude, you fucked up. You have to go to hell now. Even if you believe in God and rapture and stuff. Yeah, you can't get that number. You got to escape. What if you got 999? But you didn't count on, you didn't put the line.

And you were just like, God, this is emergency number in England, 999. 999. 999. 999, what's the emergency? 999, what's your emergency love? Any? What's going on, name love? All right.

What's the emergency, any? All right, we have to dig right. OK. MUSIC We're back. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Guys, I'm still, we were talking about houses. I'm still dreaming about the house. Oh, really? Oh, you're dreaming about that. Wow. That I own, that I never go to. Wow. For some reason, and then for some reason, I'm like, oh, well, let's just go here. I own that I never go to for some reason and then for some reason I'm like,

oh well let's just go here I own this place and we go in it's empty and I but it's the same house all the time it's in the same place. Something's gonna come of this and it's gonna be something sinister. Oh, like in the movie sinister? No, or you're gonna move and it's gonna be that house and you're gonna be like, whoa. Yeah, I don't like this. Yeah, I think that'd be interesting. I think that'd be really cool. But why don't you dream about this one? Well, that's what I'm wondering.

You just see a psychic. Yeah, you can too. Are you psychic at all? Can I just say you? Sure. Well, let's figure it out. Yeah, I think you're going to, I think is what I feel and what I see is that you are going to eventually sell this house. Okay. You might not think that right now, but something is going to come in your life that is going to make it very clear that you need to sell this home. And when you do,

you're going to be a bit rushed and you're going to move kind of quickly and your realtor has, you know, it's going to all fall into place really, really well. And when you move, you will see that the new house has elements from what you're seeing here. I'm getting calls from my other psychic. Oh, okay. Hello. Here's Scott. This is Scott. Yeah. Yeah. This is me and the psychic Joe. Oh, hey. Yeah. I hear you want to tell me what you think this house is. Yeah. So you still dream of the house, right? Yeah, I'm still dreaming about that. Yeah. This is just going to be one thing. Okay. Yeah, so basically what it means is you're gonna move out of the current house you're in. Yeah.

And then it's gonna be a rush. You're gonna be like putting shit in boxes. You're gonna be like, oh no, I don't know what this is. I don't have time to sort through it. It's packet. If they get to the new house. Uh-huh. Sorry, I have to go.

I'm sorry, I'm just getting a second. I just think you should hang up because I'm gonna have to leave. Or you can keep talking. No, no, I just need a second opinion on this other thing. If two psychics think the same thing, then it's actually gonna happen. Okay, so what, I can't hear you. Are you still here? Yeah, I'm still here.

Okay, sorry. This all lines up with the person who gave me the first opinion. Oh great, you saw that he's saying something. He says the exact same thing. Oh, that makes sense because that's exactly what's gonna happen here. Great. Yeah. But when you get to the because that's exactly what's gonna happen here. Great. Yeah. But why don't you get to the new?

I'm gonna end the scene here. Why don't people get a second opinion from another psychic? You know, I think a lot of people don't want to break the spell. You know what I mean? You do it with a doctor. That's so, the idea of a fucking... If people truly know what's gonna happen, two people will know. Is it because then they would realize there's so such thing as psychics?

Oh, have you seen Palti Goldman? Yes, no, and I need to watch this. I don't even know a thing about it But I keep hearing about it. Absolutely watch. I was reluctant to watch it But I'm glad I don't know anything, but I have heard it's good. There's a psychic in that. Yes, but no spoiling No, I won't spoil anything about the psych... But essentially, but this all reminded me talking about this reminded me that article I sent you guys the other day, based on a previous episode

in discussion we had about hypnotism. Yes. Now, teach the controversy. So just to back up a little, we were talking about how I tried to get hypnotized in a show when I was young and it didn't work, but I pretended and I went along with it and I raised my arms like they were light as a feather and there were balloons on the end of my fingers and it was raised and I didn't get picked for the show and I was

secretly glad because I was just faking it and Some people have said, you know, some people have replied, oh yes, this is what those hypnotism shows are. They just find the most extroverted person and everyone is faking it. And that's so weird. Good theory. Yeah, that's exactly right. Then after we did that episode, the most extroverted person and everyone is faking it. Yeah, everyone's faking it.

So just find a person who will like go along with it and do the acting like a chicken and stuff. Uh huh. So I wasn't extroverted enough, I guess. I gotta work a little harder. But this article came out called, I faked my hypnosis during therapy and then lied about it for years.

I know, this is fascinating. It's a great title. And it's literally this woman, right, it's a woman. No, it's a fellow named Patrick. I'm sorry. Wicked? I know you would think it would be a woman. No, it's a fellow named Patrick. I'm sorry. Waker? I know you would think it would be a woman

because lying is something that... No, I thought, I thought when I was standing there was something that made me think it was a woman. Yeah, I thought it was a woman too, but I just looked down at this guy, Patrick. Patrick Waker. Is he a doctor? He's a BuzzFeed contributor.

I'll tell you that much. Thank you for your contribution. One thing that he will, but I thought, it was really interesting that I wanted to try with you guys, is that he wrote, there's a little test that hypnotists will do to see if you can be hypnotized. If you're more likely to be able to be hypnotized. It's susceptible.

So you roll your eyes back, what is it? Roll your eyes back in your head and close your eyes. And when you do, if your eyes come back, so if I look at you and I'm only seeing your sclera, a white part of the eye, well, that's going to show me your sclera. No one has ever seen my eyes. Then that means you're more likely to be hypnotized. But if your eyes kind of come back, you are less susceptible. Okay. If your eyes are just in place when you open your eyes. No, like you

roll back and close your eyes. And if your eyes don't roll, if your iris is alright. All right, so let me just do what you asked me to do and you tell me if I can. Okay, roll your eyes back and close your eyes. I see, I feel like you had a lot of iris. Okay, too much iris? Like, let me show you. Like the goose.

I'll see what happens when I do it. Okay. Yeah. Okay, I just see wanna do it. See what happens when I do it. Okay. Yeah. Okay, I just see Sclera, Sclera for days. Oh wait, so I'm supposed to keep my open. Like you're supposed to roll back as far as you can and then close your eyes. Okay, here I can see what you doing it has made me realize.

I'm not doing. Okay, here we go. He's rolling his eyes back. I can't even roll his eyes back. I can't do it. So you're not hypnotized. That's why you're not hypnotized. He's rolling his eyes back. I can't even roll his eyes back. I know you can't. So you're not hypnotized. That's why you're not hypnotized. Let me try it.

Okay. What happened? It just looks really funny. Did I mean what happened? Did I? I still saw your iris while you were closing your eye. But you got pretty far. But some people can't roll their eyes.

Well, you got pretty, but I mean, they can't be hypnotized. So, supposedly according to Patrick Wammu-Ku who wrote this article, I don't know. Let me talk about this article here. Patrick Wammu-Ku beef. Let's talk about this article for a second because just to some extent. By the way, when I saw the,

I think Lawrence said there's an eye roll test and I thought it was like, if the comedian, if the hypnotist tries to hypnotize you and you're like, come on, dude. Okay, I can't even start. If he sees Sarah after he introduced herself, come on, bro. I have to tell DelSight.

Yeah. So this person, Sarah, this person. This person, this person went to a hypnotist because he was having a lot of mental anguish, the lingering pain of a divorce, a lot of mental anguish, the lingering pain of a divorce, a lot of anxiety. No, I thought he felt one of his own quizzes.

And he went to get hypnotized and essentially paid for three, you gotta pay for three sessions, I think, in advance. And it was a lot of money. And he went to the therapist. That would make me suspicious right away. I know. Well, if you're going to do this, you have to do three.

Yeah, it's nothing interesting. And pay it in advance. Nothing you know you're going to want. Like, I feel like a lot of beauty things will have you do that. Like, oh, if you're going to do this, you should do six sessions. And you get this discount and blah, blah, blah. And then it's like, at the end, just a lot of three. Well, if I don't know if I want that.

Yes. But I think that I'm missing on a discount because I haven't tried it yet. For me, the issue, and I think the real person who does hypnotism brings this up halfway through is like, this hypnotist was saying, oh, and we'll delve into past lives,

which to me is like, oh, you're not a serious person at this point. At this point. So, and that's what the, anyway, so, but this guy but this guy goes in, he does the first session, pretends to be hypnotized. It doesn't work. He's awake the entire time.

Says at the end, like, oh, that was really good, yeah. I sure was hypnotized. Yeah. And then the second one, oh, by the way, he starts to kind of talk about his feelings first before the hypnotism of the person's like, not interesting, go, nah, we'll just hypnotize him. No feelings.

Was it a separate person? No, this is a third person. The hypnotist is a separate person from the person being a hypnotist. No, if that's what we're asking. That is not what I'm asking. But thank you. I'm saying, was the therapist the hypnotist

or was it a separate? It was a hypnotherapy person, which is not, like you can't be accredited for it. So, and forgive me because I have not read the article because if somebody sends me a link, it goes right in the trash. I'm going to mind. Okay. Wow. We certainly talked about it for a while. Was what you pretended to have read it? Right. I started writing for BuzzFeed.

Did he go to a regular therapist first, or was this his first stop was? No, I think he, I think maybe he did. And again, I'm just, you know, I read this a week ago when I sent it to you, but as I recall, he tried a lot of different stuff and finally settled on hypnotism because there were various people who had said,

like, oh, this really works. Right. So they were all hypnotists. So he found one who said, oh, you got to come in three times and we'll delve into past lives. First time they just hypnotized and he goes, he goes, okay, now play this every night as you go to sleep, the tape of it.

And then the second time he goes, okay, now we're going to delve into past lives. He still pretends to be hypnotized. And then the hypnot therapistotherapist says like, okay, now you're in your past life and tell me what your name is, it could be anything, it could be like a sound even. And he just goes like,

Buh. And there are, all right, Buh. Like, you can't think of any of the things on the spot, he goes, Buh. I'm now speaking to Bob. So, so he does the whole thing and he's like in his head the whole time and he's on a dirty couch and going, why is this couch so dirty?

I hope some of the money I'm giving, like they clean their couch. And then he's, he's quality. Comes out of it and goes like, oh, that was really great. Yeah, wow, I was really back there or whatever. And then they call for the third appointment and goes like, oh, that was really great. Yeah. Wow. I was really back there or whatever. And then call them the they call for the third appointment. He goes, nope, I'm cured. So, but here's the weird part, the lying about it for years. Yeah. He lied about it. He said he would send him to all of his friends. Like, I did this thing. It was

something. It really worked for me. That is very, maybe that's what he actually got hypnotized to do. I know. This is really odd about that. It was to recommend hypnotism. I don't know whether it's like you don't have to tell the story about hypnotism. Is it to seem interesting or is it to seem? But it's like it would be such an interesting story to say, I went to hypnotist and it was all lie and I was faking it.

Yes. Does he say why he lied about it? No, he just kind of says like, I know if you're my friend and you're reading this article and you thought he would say some was it. Oh, I would love that my friend posted an article like that and I found out they've been lying to me that way. Wasn't that be hilarious? I had such a dip, that would do wild.

If you just like saw someone, someone like send you a link to something your friend said, oh, it hurt them say many times. Yeah, like, oh, by the way, she's never done that kind of medicine. Yeah. And like, she wrote an article about it. It reminded me of Paul's book about how he quit smoking and how like, what if you were still smoking? Oh, wow. Yeah.

And you tell everyone about that book. Yeah. It's just a weird thing to do. Is it so strange? Also, and I had a totally different idea based on the art, the title of the article. Of what the article would be. I thought it was he had a therapist who at some point suggested hypnotherapy and he didn't go under, but then he kept continuing to see this therapist for years and was saying,

like, yes, you did hypnotize me and not that he went around telling other people. Yeah, that's the bizarre part. And I don't think he ever explains why he does it. He needs to. I do think I could have the kind of follow-up article with this. I definitely see lying to the person and saying it worked. Because I definitely have had situations

in that where I find myself in some weird sort of, like I got a free Ricky thing. Like when I was like, that was amazing. And I'm like, I don't know what just happened. The bug band of Cypress, California. I was in that position. Oh yeah, I learned, I learned all about these bugs. Just give me the bugs.

Yeah, the bug band, of course, the famous bug band. Of Cypress, California. And then, I'm all ready to go. But then telling your friends about it, I'm saying it works. That person, that they should do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But in any case, so he wondered, can anyone be hypnotized? Anyone without lying about it? Yeah. And he went to a person who actually was like, oh, the first thing is like people talking about past lives. That's like quackery. You know, that's, you know, he goes,

but no, I mean, this is how you actually do get hypnotized. And it's up to some people who have these kind of sessions on tape that they play every night because they have trouble going to sleep. And they go, I have never heard the end of this tape because I'm out. And he goes, and he goes, well, you know, a lot of that is just like, just psyching your body into, do you think it's one of my albums?

Oh, no. I've never heard the end because I am just out. It's too much iron on, I'm f**k. But a lot of it is just psyching your body into like a meditative state that is good in order to fall asleep. Sure. So, yeah, in eight years.

So I just want to follow up with that about hypnotism. The closest I feel I've allowed myself to get to hypnotism is when I did drunk history. Was allowing myself to be that vulnerable? Yeah. Did you feel that way? It is so weird, because every time I did drunk history was allowing myself to be that vulnerable. Yeah. Did you feel that way? It was so weird, because every time I did it, I never felt, I think I did it twice,

I shouldn't say every time. I never felt that drunk during it, but I look at it and I'm like, I am. Yeah. And I obviously was. I was drinking more than I ever would drink, and I can get drunk off of very little. So it was like, but it was like the situation

was so unnatural that like, it's like my body was still kind of going like, you're fine. And it's like, no. And also that's definitely how I've been talking to someone at a party and think that I'm fine. And I'm like not as weird, but you feel like you were more like in a trance?

I blacked out. Oh. So I had no record. Did you have it? Because I feel like I definitely watched yours, did you like fall over at some point in your couch and like, no, I did not fall over. I did not fall over. I did not fall over. At one point I did have like a little, apparently a little nap because I think it was after

I was done and they were like, they left the camera on like, so you see people packing shit up and everything. That's not it. I give equipment and everything. Yeah. I'm just peacefully. It's actually kind of funny. But it was, I've only watched it once. I feel like I want to watch it again because it was so shocking to see myself like that.

Yeah. But that's why I did it. Yeah. Was I wanted to be like that because I didn't know what was going to happen. Yeah. And I was like, I just want to give myself over to that experience. It was really fun. Yeah.

And like, I ended up having to do shots when we did it. Because like, he set up a game where we were doing like water or vodka shots or roulette. Yeah. Oh yeah. And I ended up getting vodka so many times. I never do shots. I mean, so it's like, I know that I was, but it's, I think there is that part of your body sometimes when you're drunk that's like telling you everything's great.

Yeah. Yeah. That's why you're going, you're having great conversation. It's why it's so fun to drive. Oh, driving drivers stop. That show is very safe, by the way, where they absolutely. I mean, I say, well, they're not there. And they let, yes, they let you take the wheel if you ask them nicely. Oh, the PA took me. If you drive yourself, you're absolutely drive yourself. Yeah, Yeah, yeah. They gave me pizza. And so the next day, I did not remember the pizza. The turtles.

No, pizza was the only thing I remembered. Like I remember doing it. And then I don't remember anything. And you all got in your like, I had pizza. And then I remember being at a table eating pizza. Don't know how I got there. And I was saying the next day, I was emailing Jeremy Conner the next day,

he's saying, what happened between this and this? Cause I remember, at some point I was, I just was gone. And then I remember eating pizza at this table and he said, yeah, you were fine and you did this and you passed out for a little bit. And then we gave you some pizza. And you kept saying that the pizza wasn't good,

but it actually was very good. That's what I need to be really good at. But I sort of remember saying, this piece is terrible, I kept eating it. I hate it, wow, wow, wow. Yeah, wow. That's fun. Well, you can do drunk history when you're not on camera.

It's so true. Yes, it's how Genie Old story. That feeling of that drunk, like not not where you black out, you were in the room with me. Should we do drunk freedom? Oh my God. Oh my God.

We just tell the same stories. God. It would be the worst. If we had like a party and then like we went and recorded a podcast in the middle of it, that'd be so cool of us. That'd be so cool. Everyone. That'd be so cool. I really would kick our ass.

I feel like I'm only ever seen you drunk once. Really? Yeah. It was at a Christmas party. It's got. I recall that a while. Yeah, I remember this. And you weren't like drunk drunk, but you were just like,

Oh, she's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I showed up drunk. That was part of it. Yeah, and you left even drunk. Free drinks. Oh no, you walked out of the tap. Oh, shit. You're all me. 300. Oh, my God. That's a lot more than I expected. I was talking with friends about, you know, when you're younger and you're drinking a lot and that I remember that feeling of like when you get to drunk and you don't want to be drunk

anymore. Oh, my God. No, that's the worst. Especially when you're young and you don't want to be drunk anymore. Oh my God. No, that's the reward, especially when you're young and you don't really know the experience. I mean, I have to take care of you. I haven't got that. Or they despise you. But that night I think I did throw up. Oh. But it's been a few and far between.

I've barely ever had that experience. Remember a New Year's party over at Brian Posayne's and Dave Rath's where I got so drunk, and then we all walked to Denny's for some reason. Well, and it actually is the next part of the story when you say that so drunk. When I say for some reason, I mean, meaning it was too far away. Oh, man. That's also we did a high school musical and then we walked to Denny's after that.

Yeah, oh yeah, or Baker Square. It was too far away, but we just decided to walk there and it hit me how drunk I was when I got to the Denny's and I immediately went into the bathroom and just like threw up and wretched and I was like, and I just stayed in the bathroom on the toilet and I fell asleep and let's make a fool. And then people had to come in and be like, are you okay and then like I know Dave.

Everyone still got pancakes and stuff. Yeah, yeah, I mean, like he kind of came in and was like, you're okay, you're okay, buddy. And like, sort of took care of me. And I remember being at a Patina Zobalt's bachelor party and I took some drug right before it. And I was at his bachelor party and like a big night came, no, Eddie Pepitone is a night came in or so.

I can't remember. What happened, but I was too fucking high. Medieval bachelor party. And I, and we were, no, we were at a steak restaurant. For sure. And I mean, one of the most confusing things if you were really fucked up and then that happened. I was really fucked up and I start getting very paranoid

and I was like, felt like I was being judged by everyone there. And horrible. That's the worst kind of high- judged by everyone there. And- That's the worst kind of high-end artworks. Yes, and I remember David Cross was next to me, and I was like, oh my God, David's. And I've always felt judged by David Cross in certain ways, right? So, that's not familiar to you?

That feel weird. But, and he's great. You mean Carmel? What? Eminem. I think he's You mean Carmel? What? M&M? They said Ian Carmel. Did you mean Carmel? Yeah, Carmel. David's great and very nice. But for some reason I felt like I couldn't tell him and I remember telling him.

He'd be the perfect person to tell. He was. Yeah. Actually. Because I told him and I said, I feel really weird. I'm way too high. I don't know what's going on. I don't feel good. I feel really paranoid. He's like, Hey, it's okay. Everyone feels like that and like, talk me down.

I was just like very appreciative to him. That's right. Yeah. I do think you told us that. I just have to say that for the record. The first time I did it. But I'm drunk now. Look, I don't remember anything you said.

Just at the end, it vaguely, I vaguely go. Okay. So I'm happy. But I'm drunk now. Look, I don't remember anything you said. Just at the end of vaguely, I vaguely go, okay, so I've told this twice then, will you remember it with the next time we play three-dim trivia? Yeah, how does it start? That was a start. That's our party, yeah. I, the first time I did ecstasy, I remember this last night. First time I had is bill from 1994. I've been saving it.

Time to drop my bean. Drop my bean. Is that what it's called? Isn't that what like the fit in fish terminology? Yeah. Okay. I should know this. My brother likes fish.

You should know this. Yeah. He's a pescatarian. Drop their bean. Drop their bean. Drop their beam. Drop their beam. I was, should I say people's names this so long ago? I don't know.

I guess just don't. I was, unless we ask. Oh no, say them all and then we'll believe them all. So we can know the story. No, we can't believe it. It's really not important to the story. But I just remember we were at a friend's house and we were going to go to another friend's birthday party

which was at the HMS Bounty. What's up, man? It was a great bar. It's a bar in like Koreatown. On Wilshire, which is sort of nautically themed. Yeah, it's not a map much. It wasn't like a Korean bar. It was in a hotel.

Yeah. And it was like, it was nautical themed and sort of English-seeming, but it was in the middle of Koreatown. Yeah, yeah wasn't a Korean bar. It was in a hotel. And it was like, it was not a cool themed and sort of English-seeming, but it was in the middle of Koreatown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, like the brass monkey was also like, decorated like a ship. I guess it was, right?

Yeah. Anyway. And so I, Forass Monkey. We were all gonna do, there was a group of us, like, I think four of us that we're gonna do Exocene before we went to this party and

So we we we took the pill it was legal back then I'm a dark now you can do it as much as you want illegal illegal You have been branded illegal illegal you shall be taken away So we did it at my friend's apartment. Just in case we ever tell anything. In criminal. In criminal. We're a cop. I'm speaking into a little button on my arm. Illegal. So we we all take it. And then I'm sitting there and nothing's happening and I'm like, I guess it's not going to happen for me. And then at one point, I said, I feel weird. And my friend, we had one person with us who was not on ecstasy.

And she said, weird how? And I said, I don't know, like I might be sick. And she goes, well, why don't you go into the bathroom and see how you feel. And so I went in the bathroom and like I put water on my face and then I looked in the mirror and I saw my pupils were gigantic. I was like, oh, hi. I'm on drugs. And then did you feel fine after that? I'm like, oh, I had a great time. Okay, good. I just gave yourself up to the experience.

We went, yeah, we went to this, we went to this party and then when we got to the party, it was like weird for us because we were the only people that were having this one experience and we were like, we were not the greatest guest at this party because we kept going off by ourselves to talk about the game. Touch stuff. Yeah. I love this. Fans of the show basically are listening to two nerds

talk about ding on. What am I? I mean, you're cooler than us. Yeah, I'm pretty cool. I think we're all really cool. And I think our stories are exemplary of that. Are they relatable to a bunch of squares? Hopefully.

Well, yeah, because everyone out there goes, everyone does Coke coke you fucking square Whatever do you think live your life do whatever you want. We're just talking about our last have your Co-Cleague me alone. Yeah, I don't want to be around you All right, we have to take a break And we're back. And we're back then. By the way, one thing I wanted to say is, people give us a bad rap for telling the same stories over and over.

Yeah. I started the story thinking I'd told it before about the Thee from the Night series, and you guys were like, no, what is that? Oh, of course. So, it's half my fault, half yours. This is how it is though. This is just life. I mean, I think you tell the same story.

This is just life. Why do my question is, why do any of you remember these stories? We tell, oh, good point. You should forget everything hypnotize yourselves into forgetting everything we talk about on this show. This is, I'm constantly saying this, folks, you gotta hypnotize yourself. You gotta do it. This is the world we're living in.

You have. People tell stories. Okay, but it's also funny that you won't remember a story until there's one crucial detail. It's like, oh, I have heard this before. I know, I know. I don't remember it was the craziest thing. I know, I know.

Well, that's kind of what that game was really hard. We had questions because I'm not listening to your stories. I don't have the context at all. I don't know who you are. Yeah, yeah. All right, we're going to play a feature. I'm trying to think of the rhythm for this feature because I've done it in improv.

Okay, this is called Bad Wrap. It's submitted by Emma Bradshaw. And we basically are going to chant bad rap, bad rap, bad rap. And you're saying it's like the DC boys. I think the chant goes. My favorite shirt, my favorite shirt is blue and red. Bad rap. Bad rap.

That's only two. Well, let's just do it like that. Okay. No, no, it's definitely wrong, but I think we should just do it like that because I can't really figure out in my head what it is. My favorite shirt is blue and red. Bad rap. bad rap.

And then the next person. When I'm tired, I go to sleep. Bad rap, bad rap. So you say a line that would rhyme with... And indeed, should rhyme. Should rhyme, but instead you change the last word. Now my question is, does the next person... No, I think you start over a new...

You start over a new... Okay, so you don't have to do the... Rhyming with sleep would be an extra added level. It's a lot. Yeah, and it also makes it to do the rhyming with sleep would be an extra added level. It's a lot. Yeah, and it also makes it harder if you're the random word you throw in is really weird. Yeah, okay. All right, here we go.

Bad rap. Bad rap. My favorite. I almost did the easy thing. I heard that. I didn't know who was starting. Okay, I'm sorry, I'd play you the last second. All you're gonna start.

I'm gonna start, okay. Three, two, three, two, bad rap. Bad rap. I'm sorry I'd point you the last second. All you're gonna start. I'm gonna start. Okay. Well three two three two Bad rap bad rap. I'm standing at the corner store bad rap bad rap when I'm hungry I ask for less bad rap bad rap drinking waters what I do all day bad rap bad rap that's Bad rap. That's. That's. That's. That's.

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That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. I also want to put the word at the... Right, right, right. Let's try it again. Let's go again. I'm gonna start.

I'm gonna start. Okay, start. The rhyme. Bad rap. Three, two, three, two, bad rap. Bad rap. My favorite thing to sing is a song. Bad rap.

Bad rap. You may think I'm right. You know, you are right. Bad rap. Bad rap. Bad rap. You may think I'm right. You know, you are right. Bad rap. Oh, hard rap. I... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I remember being so hard to divorce of anything else. It's hard. This is a completely new thing. This is a harder part to me than the other part.

This is hard. This is definitely hard. No, you start. It could be anything at all. This is definitely a hard game. I'm surprised I pulled it off whether or not. All right, here we go. It's really hard.

Three, two, three, two, bad rap, bad rap. Last one I had the strangest dream, bad rap, bad rap. When I'm scared I want to cry. Bad rap, bad rap. That's why I go to a therapist, bad rap, bad rap. Did you ever reach Stephen King's It? Bad rap, bad rap. You said I'm saying the mist.

Bad rap, bad rap. Oh, but this is a whole new one. I did a slam climb, bad rap. You said I'm saying the mist. Bad rap, bad rap. Oh, but this is a whole new one. I did a slam-line, which sucks. I'll go pick it. Sorry, I'm so sorry. Bad rap, bad rap. I like to listen to music. Can't even do the straight lines already said so much.

Bad rap. All right. All right, let's try again. Bad rap, bad rap. My favorite clothing is try again. Bad rap, bad rap. My favorite clothing is my pants. Bad rap, bad rap. When I have a picnic, I see a penguin. Bad rap, bad rap.

Did you ever have a stale sandwich? Bad rap, bad rap. I hate my mom, she's a stupid hoe. Bad rap, bad rap. Seriously, my mom really sucks. Bad rap, bad rap. I think I look good in a tuxedo. Bad rap, bad rap. You know what I'm saying about it when you, when you,

because you elongated the actual words. No, but I mean, it's like every, every line is equally a bad rap because nothing ever rhymes. So it's almost like it doesn't matter what was said before you. every line is equally a bad rap because nothing ever rhymes. So it's almost like it doesn't matter what was said before you. It's a really good point. Are you high right now? But it has to matter because it has to be like what you expect the word to be.

I think this is only three of us. It's less obvious what the, what the, is that that that that that that that. Okay. Okay, you're starting again. Bad rap, bad rap. I want to go to the beach. Bad rap, bad rap. I want to go to the beach. Bad rap, bad rap. Should I have all of them?

Okay. Bad rap, bad rap. I'm gonna go to one of each. Go ahead. Bad rap, bad rap. I like a quarter. I like a dime. Bad rap, bad rap.

When I'm running late, I take my mist. Is that the mist? Is that the mist? Right. I think I did it wrong too, because you're only supposed to swap the one word, right? Yeah. Okay, got it, got it, got it. So everyone's ready for the word you're about to say.

Right, right, right, yeah. And it has to make sense. Okay, got it. All right. You want it, but it has to make sense. Okay, I got it. All right. You want to start again? Bad rap. Bad rap. I am looking at the sun.

Bad rap. Bad rap. Oh, fuck. I was like, I finally hit on one long after I was supposed to start. I was like, sun? What rhyme was sun? Yeah. I finally got one that I was like, I had nothing to say about it. Yeah, I'm really sorry.

That's good break down what happened though. That's what the mind goes behind the creature. Okay, well, are we doing it again? Are we done? No, no, let's do it. Okay, who wants to start? I'll start. Bad rap. Bad rap.

You know, I love my sweet little doggy. Bad rap. Bad rap. You know, I love my sweet little doggy. Bad rap. Bad rap. The weather outside is kind of misty. Bad rap. Misty. Bad rap. I went to a concert show.

Bad rap. Bad rap. When my friend asked me, I said, okay. Bad rap. Bad rap. Bad rap. I like to look at a picture frame. Bad rap. bad rap. I like to look at a picture frame. Bad rap, bad rap.

My lion here is very fierce. Bad rap, bad rap. Seriously take a look at my lion. Bad rap, bad rap. If you can't see it, then you're not even making an effort. Bad rap, bad rap. What do I do when I don't know what? Bad rap, bad rap. I think I do when I don't know what? Bad rap, bad rap.

I think I'll go poop out of my penis. Bad rap, bad rap. Sorry, something is wrong with me. I got a phone call on my phone. Bad rap, bad rap. Please go away and leave me be. Bad rap, bad rap. Seriously, please don't call the cops. Bad rap, bad rap. Please go away and leave me be. Bad rap, bad rap. Seriously, please don't call the cops.

Bad rap, bad rap. I'll see you at top of the charts. Bad rap, bad rap. I'm playing to you. I am leaning in my chair. Bad rap, bad rap. I took off my hat and I didn't find my ears. Bad rap, bad rap.

Some people say that the sun is hot. Bad rap, bad rap. And I am lying. No, I'm, yes I am. Bad rap, bad rap. What am I gonna have for dinner, pizza? Bad rap, bad rap. Yeah, pizza's hard.

Why do you always set me up with my face? I'm sorry. Always. Always. Ever since we started this podcast do you always set me up? I'm sorry always always Ever since we started this podcast you always set it up this is right time we play bad rap Well, I need to go to podcast couple therapy. I can be the therapist. Okay. It seems healthy. Okay. Go ahead and say what you said so we do this Creature what what you play a game? Yeah, am I playing game. What? You play a game? Yeah. Am I playing a game?

Are you playing a game? We just listen to what he's trying to say. All right. Thank you. This is serious. This is serious. This is serious. I can't pay attention because I can't hear what either of you are saying ever. This is why I don't know.

This is serious. Something about me and how I can't hear you and I just wanna talk and I feel like, I can't be your therapist. Why do we pay for three sessions in advance? You had to do it. Wink! What? She's gone!

She left. She went. Bad rap. Bad rap. She winked and then was gone. Bad rap. Bad rap. I hope you like my little ditty.

Bad rap. Bad rap. I went to the zoo and saw a horse When my friend asked me how was I said Sitting inside a cardboard box bad rap bad rap. I like that little red tailed I like that little red-tailed, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Don't ask me when you say if you should do. And that's how you play. And that's how you'll bend it down, folks. That is how often does it in like,

not with a bang, but with a good bone. That feels right, that feels right. That feels right. Well, listen, thank you all for listening. Listen. Look, thank you all for listening. We love that you do it. If you would like to hear add three versions of the show, you can go do so at Stitcher Premium or at CBBWorld.com.

And if you want to follow us on the socials, we're three, three-dom USA everywhere. And right to us at threedom USA at gmail.com to send us a feature or call us at our phone number. What's the number again? The number is and the number goes a little something like this. 4242524678. And that is Hag claims eight and it's in the episode notes in case you don't remember. A good one or remember it is like there's not the number one at all and there's not number three at all. No, but there is another number nine. So if you dial the one or a three or a nine. So here's a remember you got a four to four just remember four to four.

Okay, so just actually just remember the remember. And then just remember two five two and then after that you go you think it's going to be five six seven eight it's four six seven eight. The the mnemonic device is four to all you have to remember is 4, 2, 4. Because you remember 4, 2, 4, we've been leaving it to. 5, 2, 2, 5, 2. 2, 5, 2. Yeah, they go together like, so remember, 4, 2, 4, 2, 5, 2.

Because it actually makes sense. And then instead of 5, 6, 7, 8, you're doing 4, 6, 7, 8. But let's do it going, 4, 2, 4, 2, 5, 2, 5, 2, 4, 2, no, no, 5, 2, 4, 2, 4, 2, stop. 42425252425252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525252525 We love you. We will be back next week with more of this bullshit. Yeah. Hypnotize yourselves. Bye. you