Threedom - Sorry I’m Late, I Was Coming From Space

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

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is a show called my heart my heart my kingdom for a heart did he say remember that the miracle air commercial no

what did he say this guy he's having a hell of a time you can't hear anybody. No. Where is he at a party? He's of many places. Like a play?

Well, a movie. A movie. And what happens is, first he's at some dinner or whatever. And they're like, what did he say? And then later on, he's at the park. And then at the end, he's at a movie theater with some other people. Movie ends, lights up. People start standing up and leaving.

And then he's sitting there going, what did he say? So the movie ends no credits, apparently. And he doesn't know what the ending was. The ending's all wrapped up in this one sentence. Right. And he presumably heard the whole movie except for that part. And he can't look up like... That's a good point.

The Wikipedia plot summary. This is pre-Wikipedia. No, what did he say? Now you don't need a hearing aid. This is the guy... You don't need to hear anything. You can just look it up. Why would you need to hear stuff when you can read it on Wikipedia?

You go have dinner with your friends. If you don't hear something, the next day it'll be on Wikipedia, whatever they said. Yes. Yes. Welcome to Freedom. I'm Paul. I'm Lauren. I'm Lauren.

No, you're not. You never will. Get it through your thick skull. I want a freaky Friday you. No. Please. No. That would fucking suck so bad.

I know. If you freaky Friday, I know we've talked about it. We've gotten into this quite a bit. They have to start inventing this freaky Friday technology so we can do it for once. It really is horrific. Just so we can know what it's like. Yeah. But, you know, I feel like I can really imagine being in different bodies.

I can't. I can feel it right now. I mean, I can imagine being in a better body. Yeah. I can feel it would look. I might do that all day. I can imagine the POV, you know, of me looking down to pee and stuff in my OV. In my OV.

In your of vision? What would you rather do? Would you rather Freaky Friday yourself or Parent Trap someone else? Freaky Friday yourself. Yeah. Or Parent Trap someone else? Yeah. What are these options?

Freaky Friday yourself. Or parent or someone else. So like that means I have a twin that I don't know or they do. Everything. All the accoutrema. Everything involved. I have the accoutrema. The entire.

I have all the accoutrema. A twin I don't know. Yeah. Parents who. A twin I don't know. All the. I'm watching Parent Trap, the Lindsay Lohan version with Holly recently when we were in San Diego. And she actually got way more excited about Sandlot, so we watched that a couple times.

But this movie, when you're actually watching Sanlott. One of them. You're killing me small. It's so good. It's such a classic. It's so great. I didn't like it. You didn't like it?

Are you weird? I guess. Are you weird? I'm also an adult. Yeah. You don't like that. Are you weird? Yeah.

it's good um but the uh da da da da oh well so like the parents like in for in parent trap they had they got together she got pregnant with twins twins they didn't want to stay together the decision was that they each take one twin and never speak again and don't tell the twins about each other deranged like it's actually like well it's a fun movie and whatever it's actually crazy and the way that the girls are so happy to meet their other parent you have to go like this is actually like so insane that they have to pretend to be someone else while they're meeting her. Yeah. And then like she has to have like a fake British accent meeting her

mom for the first time. And the mom doesn't know that she's meeting her daughter for the first time. And then when the daughter is talking to Dennis Quaid about oh like some people don't like some people don't have a father and da da da da da da. Then he's just smiling all happily. I'm like you're not even thinking about the fact that you have a daughter who doesn't have a father because you chose not to know her. And then they're trying to get these two demented lunatics together again. They both suck. So they can make

terrible decisions. I don't think they do. I mean, they're demented in that what they did. Yeah. Yeah. That sucks. Oh, you think they've learned since then? No, but I just mean, uh, the mom seems chill. I'll give up one of my children like there are a couple of dumb dogs. No, she's crazy for that. Fuck you. She's crazy for this one. Um, but anyway, it was pretty fun. And then we're trying to learn the handshake. Oh, yeah. What he does with her butler?

Oh, sure. Hit the hips. Hit the hips. Who plays the butler? is it Jack Gilpin I'm always a butler I did not I didn't put this together until someone responded to me on the blue sky I talked on blue sky about how I watched Trap Simon Kunz

Oh sure And you know Haley Mills is in that movie The original Is in Trap yes She plays the FBI profiler or whatever She's in Trap but she's also in Parent Trap And this person responded with a picture of her in Parent Trap saying she's my favorite part of the expanded Trap Universe.

Yeah. And I really did not put it together while I was watching it. But I was thinking, why is she in this movie? Is it because of the word Trap? It's in every movie that has Trap in the title. It's because a parent is being trapped. Yeah. And that's why they cast her?

Hell yeah. That's all I can think of. That's crazy. With all the people? Does she even act anymore? I guess I like it for how specific it. I do too. If that's the reason, I fucking love it.

Yes. Absolutely. Of course. Yeah. And if the reason is that she auditioned and did a good job, then I'm pissed. Showbiz is a meritocracy, isn't it? Listen, Haley Mills, I know you're 75 years old. I need you to audition for this.

I just need to see you on tape. How old is Haley Mills? Let's see. She probably has 75. Well, she might be. You might be that movie came out in like this. 60s? Yeah.

Would you be surprised to learn Haley Mills is 79 years old? Well, she'll be flattered to hear I thought she was 75.

Yes. Now, I thought you were going to ask me about my crackers. Yeah, Lauren brought some crackers.

By the way, she was in a film called Arthur's Whiskey, the same year as Trap. And just three years earlier

was in a film called Last Train to Christmas. Okay, so she's been busy. Last train to Christmas. And she's in

a couple of TV shows too around the Death and Paradise, the Wheel of Time. So she's still actually... She has an only fans? And she has an only fans. It's only for fans, which is nice.

You will have to pay. Pay up. You have to answer like a bunch of questions about her career. Yeah, exactly. You have to know. Like those Rolling Stone, the world's hardest Billy Joel quiz.

They started doing these the world's hardest quizzes. And I, you know, I don't know too much about Billy Joel, but I got 75%. I bet I'd do pretty well. especially after seeing the documentary. Yeah.

I haven't watched it yet, but I would like to. Lauren brought a full sleeve of crackers. These are classic Hebler Club crackers. These are the best. A delicacy. The best cracker available. One of the few crackers you can eat by itself. Yeah.

And feel like you're getting your money's worth. It's like a buttery, nice flaky taste. It's buttery. It's buttery. It's buttery. And she, she, did you offer? I can't remember. I said, do you want one to Paul?

And he said yes. then you asked for one, and I also said yes. Now, why didn't I get the offer, though, is my question. Because he admired the crackers. Oh, I see. I did admire the crackers. Yeah. Okay.

And so then he ate some, and Scott ate some, and I ate some. I did continue to eat them. Yeah. Not asking, may I have more? It's fine. But I realized I should have done that. It doesn't seem like it's fine the way you're responding. It's totally fine.

I'm not mad at all. Okay. That makes it seem like you're very mad. I'm not mad. I have, let's see how many I have left. You appear to have at least ten, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. So not at least ten. Can I have four of them?

At most ten. Can you have four? Yes, you may. They're really good. Can I have five? They're really good. You both can finish them if you really want to. Really?

Exciting. Because I probably ate 15. That's very generous. I'm going to Ross Perot and let you finish. I don't want to finish. I want to give them to you. Now, is this positing that Ross Perot did let people finish? Well, it was only

fair because they were not letting him. They're all finishing. They're all finishing. And he's like, can I finish? Yeah. That's obviously what he says when he's. Yeah. When that was around, you know every stander comic was like, here's my person of Russ, bro having sex. Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Honestly, I don't know if they were saying that. I was around that and I don't recall that. But I think they should have been. Yeah. What if I said it now on stage?

Comedy. As a stand-up. Back then was. I'm going to do stand up now. A little grim. Just with that one joke and then wave. Well, all my jokes are political. It's, I do not have sex relations. It's chopping broccoli, which is vaguely political.

Chopin broccoli. Very vaguely. But still counts. Because the church lady. And I'm obviously going to do, can I finish? And I'll do that part where George Bush barf on that guy. Yeah. I'll reenact that.

He really threw up on him. Yeah. Blah. I'm dead. And he did die. Yeah, he did eventually. Remember his fun little thing of... David Copperfield.

Goosing women. You know what my favorite Charles Dickens' book is David Coppafeel. I don't remember this. Yeah, that's what he was, that was his little setup. David Copepheel? Oh, Copepheel. Men who grabbed their asses. He said that?

Yeah. That's real? In his... As far as you know. In his later demented years. Yes. My favorite book is David Coppfeel. He would yoinke a woman's ass.

Yeah. Yoink it. And that's that. Yeah. Okay. Well, these are all things I'm interested in learning about. And they'd be like Google, Mr. President. Shouldn't if stories like that are going to get out there, shouldn't you have a cover story of like, oh, no, he has full dementia.

But they never, they never tied those things together. You know what I mean? They didn't because it didn't sound like something a demented person does. It sounds like somebody doing something on purpose. Oh, it was definitely on purpose. but don't you know how you're saying like this would be the cover story or just just you i feel like out of pride they never said oh no he's not there anymore you know right they said no he's a creep yeah exactly he's in full possession of his faculty whatever he said was what he meant

he's a creep yeah anyway it's a funny joke regardless that's the thing about it it is funny yeah i abhor of course the practice but the joke is so good it's funny if you say it, and it's funny if it's happening to you. Yeah. I would tweak it to maybe be, you know, what my favorite magician is? David Coppfeel. Certainly, Oprah considers him the greatest illusionist of our time.

Definitely feels like you're pretty old. That's your favorite book. I thought David Copperfield on a plane once, a southwest plane from Vegas to L.A. Why didn't you just imagine himself in the next place? I was saying... Was he doing a show on the plane? I was saying, why do you have to take this plane?

Just, like, float around. Just levitate on your magic-y-ass. of a magic carpet to some shit? It probably takes a lot of energy to levitate. Yeah,

that's probably true. You're like, uh, I bet I could do it. You could get like a couple blocks before you go steam. Hell,

what if you could limit it but you had to do that the whole time? What if you saw a artist there were there if you saw a magician and they were making noises like that

the entire show. I'd buy it. I would believe the magic was real. Yes. I'm like, wow, he's fucking making an effort

up there. That's what I would need. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Paul. Oh, I'm Lauren. Oh, we've already talked about who we are.

I'm Lauren too. No, we're not. I just like to say it again. We did? Yeah, we did. I said, no, we're not. I am somebody. I'm Lauren and I always will be Lauren.

That's not accurate information. Lauren, what's on your shirt? Is this classic McDonald's or is it? This is from Big Bud Press. Lauren has stains all over her shirt. This is a hamburger and fries combo from the store Big Bud Press. With a drink. This is an expired.

This is an expired. This is a, um, Your T-shirts are you called it? Discontinued design. Out of print. It's a, it's a, what do you, I think there's a better way to say than expired or. Discontinued? I mean, Jesus Christ.

But there's, but what she's, Paul, you have to understand what she's trying to say is there's got to be some other way to say. This is a sour shirt. Yeah. Yeah. It's sour and stinky. It's deadly. It's stinky. This shirt.

This shirt has salminailla. Deadly. You can get trichidosis from it. Yeah. Yeah. And I got. I got the trick. I got the trick.

It's making me want a burger and fries. You know what? It has done that for me before where I've just gone. Yeah. Yesterday I got in and out impulsively, and it was wonderful. Sat in the car, I ate it.

So happy. Do you know where I've never, there's a, you ever pass by a place that you just never go into and every, you kind of forget about it until you're driving past

and you're like, I should go to that place sometimes. I passed a place that's just across the street here from where I live. And I saw it and I went, that's there? And I said, and cool up was there, I was like, there's an automotive parts shop right there? I had just, like, my brain had alighted over it because I'm not interested for so long.

But then I saw it and it cemented in my mind of like, oh, shit, there's this thing on our block that I've never looked at before. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my brain broken. Move closer to your world, my friend. Take a little bit of time. I don't even know if I've ever seen that. Yeah, automotive place?

I've seen it. Hmm. Huh. You call me a lie? Paul, you're a liar. Thank you. I am. I like to lie. You're a liar. You're a fabulous. I'm a fabulous, fabulous. I tell stories to entertain people and myself.

That's delightful. I'm a delightful scamp. What's a weird lie that you've told that's stuck in your mind? I remember I was singing this, I was probably, I was probably 12 and I was singing this deaf leopard song that it just came out. out. And I was walking home from school with some friends. And I sang like a little bit of it. And I said, oh, I wrote that. And they said, you wrote the devil leopard song? That. Oh, I remember a lie. I told like when I was a kid like that. Pretending to write songs is a very specific thing that I never did, but I know so many people who have done this. Well, Adam Scott, of course, we talked about he would he would write girls' poems,

but they would be lyrics to lyrics to songs. But he would say, this is a poem I wrote for you. I've known a few people who have done that. I have done. I have done. One of my lies when I was a kid for no reason. I remember being like second grade. And I had a pillow that said life is uncertain, eat dessert first. Life is uncertain. Eat dessert and I, like, said I made that up. That's a good luck.

To like your friends. Yeah, like I said that quote. And I was like, would they follow up and say, how did you get it on to this pillow? I don't know if they saw the pillow or if I was talking about it out of context. And I was saying like, I said that as a quote. Hey, you know that pillow that says Like trying to insert in a conversation? I don't know

Hey, you know those pillows that of writing on them, right? I feel like I lied like that a lot when I was a kid where I would just say like I did something or I Right. Yeah. I used to tell people this is not, I was not a kid. I used to tell people that my middle name was five. Paul Five Tompkins.

I mean, that's pretty good. And I would say, I would say maybe 50% of the time people believe me. And how would you justify it? Would you say, like, oh, my parents were mathematicians? I said, after my older brother was born, my parents were told they wouldn't be able to have any more children. Oh. And then I came along, and I was the fifth child.

I was born five days late at five in the morning. Whoa. That's a good story. Yeah, right? It's sort of believable. I believe it. You don't think about it ever again. Yeah, yeah.

And would be like, that's a dumb middle name, but that's fine. And that's the kind of thing where, like, you're lying just to lie, just to see if you can get away with it. Just for fun. Yeah, for fun. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's fun.

Lying. They don't want to tell you this. And kids, if you're listening to this, we understand. Lying is fun. Lying to your parents is fun. Oh, it's the best. Lying to your parents is exhilarating. I'd tell you about that time when I was waiting at Chin Chin, and I, with one table, had an English accent.

You know what? You did. I did. Okay, good. And she's like, what part are you from? I was like, oh, we moved around a lot, and then I moved. I'm not doing the accent now, by the way. And then we moved to the States, you know, when I was 10.

So I have kind of a mixture of accents. And she believed it. And she was kind of trying to hit on me. And I was like, I can't keep this up over a whole relationship and a marriage. It's going to be a parent trap situation. It's going to be a parent trap situation. And then she has an identical twin. Yeah.

But it did make me seem more interesting, which is I think of the reason to do it. Oh, yeah. You'd be way more interesting if you were British, moved around a lot. Dumb shit who works a chin-chin. I, so I was working on something recently with... Who would become a TV star in a movie direction? I think we were supposed to fill that in. Oh, sorry, sorry.

I was working on something... I was working on something recently with an English person who has lived here for many years. I'm going to guess. And still as an accent, but... Riquid Jervais. Certain words, just a few words pronounced in an American way. Yeah. Like sort of broadcast...

Well, there are some people who... like actors who do that. Yeah. But it's wild because it's like it just pops in every once in a while. Yeah. English, English, and then American and then, you know, it's wild to me when people from Australia who are actors and who have been here in this country for a long time and have to do the American accent in every role they do, then they'll yell cut and then they'll immediately switch their Australian accent. I'm like, you have the control.

I just worked with an Australian actor who was speaking in an American accent. the whole time Paul Hogan on and off camera to the point where I practically forgot he was Australian.

Wow. And I had worked with him before and I thought I think he, which was many years ago and I think he did that then

and then I didn't know he was Australian because I just knew to him. And I'm impressed by it. The ability to do an accent that well. That realistically is always it's very impressive to me.

I feel like Australian actors are very good at American accents. Do you think it's Partly maybe because they get a lot of American movies and stuff that they've been watching as they're growing up or no. But I mean, English people are too. Yeah.

But I feel like you can spot an English person doing an American accent. Even if they're doing a good job, I think you could spot that way faster than you can spot in Australia. Well, it's like my favorite line. There's no giveaways, you know. When he was lying in a pool of his own urine. Yorin. He was lying in a pool of his own urine. Which is.

Yorin. from a movie I can't remember and I can't remember her name. A car lot. Was it the urine pool? It was Rosamond Pike. It was Rosamund Pike. And it was in,

I care a lot. What was that? Oh, yeah, we care a lot. Not we care a lot. Not the song. We care a lot about the people and the parties and the trees. We care a lot.

It was that. About the killer bees. But her accent is impeccable in the film, I will say. Yes. Except that one moment where I went, you're in. And I was like, no.

What's the fucking movie that she was in with? It was Carrie Mulligan's first big thing. I'm on her page, by the way. Peter. I care a lot is the movie you're talking about. And the movie you're talking about is return to sender. No. The man with the iron heart.

No. Hostels. No. They root. Please. And Ted. A private war. The informer.

Stop. Radioactive. I care a lot. Evidence of it all. Salt burn. Hollow road. You know, you're going forward in time now. Oh, you think I should go back before Gone Girl?

Yes, before Gone Girl. Okay. This is the first thing I ever saw her in. Die another day. No, Promise Land. The Liberty, Pride and Prejudice, Doom, Fracture, fugitive pieces, and education. An education. And she plays this sort of vapid socialite lady.

Right. And she was so, like, you, I thought like, oh, this is just with this person. sounds like this is this person's personal and then you find out she's seeing her something else i'm like wow that was an amazing even more amazing performance that's cool yeah that's how i am when i'm an actor i just kind of when i see you on the coming bang bang tv show and it's completely different from who you are i so yeah can we can we talk about this on the other side of this break yeah what a wow what a tease here we go from the other side we'll be right back Pop Quiz Hot Shot

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Packing all your circles. It's not a lady pony that the spirit will ride Wapwap Wap Wap Wap Wap Wawp Wraff Yeah, that's really random It's not what I was thinking about You know what another annoying song is

Jeremiah was a bullfrog I hate that song I hate that song I famously hate who fucking cares Brown-eyed girl Oh that's a nice song I like brown-eyed girl until it got played out in every bar jukebox.

I never really listened to it outside the house. But if it ever comes on inside the house, it's a treat, I think. It's so it's, all right, I like it's like nice jangle pop. My real unfavorant is bye-bye Miss American Pie. It goes on for fucking ever. Can I tell you something? Yeah. My wedding, my mother-in-law to be had one request of a song to be played at the reception.

It was American pie. And I was like, I love you. You're absolutely insane. We'll do this for you. The fucking hit of the night. Really? Everybody. Was she had a different wedding where it was a huge hit?

No. She just likes the song. Wow. Everybody got on the floor. I never would have expected that. I don't expect it, but I could see it being fun if everyone was doing it. It was crazy. But that's kind of true of any song.

If we all just agreed, like, we're rocking out to this, whatever it is. Yeah, yeah. Nothing. I, weird is what I love. the most is that one video of the Irish dads with Thunderstruck Oh yes They're at that reception

And it comes out It's all these middle age dudes Have you like Lauren? Have you seen the second season of the Dallas Cowboys? No America's

I started watching the first season I enjoy it but Yeah It's just funny that they show up to a Casey Musgraves concert and they do the whole choreograph dance behind Casey Musgraves at one point

Including the splits The Thunderstruck dance? They just do it to one of of her songs? One of her songs. It's great. Oh, yeah, that's understruck. Because she's playing in Dallas.

How would you girls like another opportunity to shatter your pelvis? Well, Casey Busgraves is down. Slam. Um, Paul, what were you going to say? Slam! They should say that every time

they do the splits. Slam! Oh, so. Where were you going to say before the break? Going down, slam! They all yelled slam. That would be awesome. When they hit another fucking thing to worry about.

Yeah, it's true. The timing. So I'm doing some episodes of the procedural criminal minds. That's right. You play an eccentric next-door neighbor. The former next-door neighbor. Oh, really? You moved in the show.

Can I just say not to be... No, in the show, the person I was next-door to moved. Can I just say everyone on the show is a next-door neighbor? No, there's a few people to list. on private islands Okay One character lives in space Only comes down to do the job

Okay And they talk about it Yeah In the pilot I think Sorry I'm later It was coming from space Yeah But there was some scenes

Where I had to do Like acting acting Mm-hmm Yeah like not comic acting Not like I'm gonna be funny But also you think of like procedural acting

It's like Oh it's sort of like It's not real You know You're sort of like You're just rattling off Jart techno jargon.

Yeah. Or you're saying like, I don't like this guy, whatever. Yeah. I want to see him Clapton irons. Uh-huh.

But I was very, um... What century are you from? Clacted irons. I just watched Master of Commander again. Yes. Um, so did I,

strangely know. Strangely. I think the episode's been out already for two weeks. So there was, the director was a very good director and gave me really good notes, but I was noticing, who, I'm getting notes all the time.

And some people are not getting notes all the time. When you're on set to be like, I feel like I'm a problem. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I, it's, it's, and the hardest thing is to not then just get in your head about it. It's just like, just take the note.

Listen to the next note. If the note, she comes over again, she's going to give me a note. Yeah. I'm going to take the note, you know. And I appreciated that, that the way she was giving me the notes was, was really good.

Like, it was not. it was not like you're fucking this up. It was not like, no, do it like this. It was very, she was giving me, um, uh, uh, constructive, like an idea. Right. Yeah. That I could then interpret. Right.

You know what I mean? Which is all you can ask. Which is not a line reading, which is not like stress this word. Yes. You know, it's more about, yeah. Yeah. But at one point, she's like, ideally, you know, in this part, you would be like, you would be worked up into tears.

And I was like, whoa. Uh-oh. Ideally. Ideally is right. But I can't shoot them salties out like that. Yeah, that's intense. Yeah, that is really intense. I've never been able to do that. It's so hard to do. But I also have never, how often I've been called upon to do anything like that. Yeah. Yeah. You know. So did you get close? Did you at least scrunch your face up? I did. Oh, I scrunch my face up for sure. That's all that directions can ask of you. I had a experience where I was doing a movie and it was the first day of the movie. movie and it was like a big moment for my we were shooting like the last scene of my character like it was your first day oh you can't do that if you're directing a movie or scheduling a movie give your cast something easy to do that will inspire confidence in them yeah it was tough for a few reasons but i he didn't like how i was saying oh the word experiment and he was saying

experiment and i was saying experiment and he's saying experiment and i almost couldn't tell the difference between what I was doing what he was doing. A lot of people say it that way. Yeah, I felt like crazy because it was like, that's a weird note to get walking over and being like experiment. And this was Roman Polanski, right? And it was like, I couldn't believe that I couldn't say it, how he was saying it, but I also was going like, I'm just trying to say my line convincingly.

Yeah. And then like, like, what? It would be different if you were from another country. Yeah. And you're like, oh, no, in this country. No one was British. No one was using an accent. Right. Oh, no, you have to say Lieutenant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, actually, my character is American and I was like not supposed to, so to me, I'm like, this is how I say it. Is it a British director? No, he was

American. This is odd. It was odd. And I mean, it was actually a sign of things to come in some ways, but I literally was just like, I don't know if I can. And then I don't know if I ever did. I actually, I'm not going to watch and find out, but I don't know if I said it right. And it became like every time I say experiment now I'm like aware of that word Lauren was between two ferns yeah it was Scott Ackerman god damn it what the fuck is up I know he shot the last scene first and he didn't like how I said one hour yeah and then he tells everybody like oh no it's amazing to do that yeah yeah I'm sorry it's okay it's okay no on the ferns we did fun improv scenes like the first week we had a lot of fun I think it was only fun I think it was only fun I don't remember anything

All the hard stuff was at the very end. Well, it was more like weather. The freezing colds. Nighttime. All of that stuff were the last days because it's like, The New York Times, the daily news. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Although when we were getting swept down the hall by the water in that movie, that was really, it was hard, but it was fun.

But Zach was being so funny during all. I mean, he's just so funny that it made it fun. I would love to do a thing like that. Yeah. I've never gotten to do like a stunt team kind of stairs. I'll push you down. owner in Paris. Let's make another movie, folks.

I did get squibbed one time. That was fun. June squibed? Yeah, I got June squib. I mean, in a way, I did work with June squib. When I shot you on that show, you had blood, but it wasn't a squib. I had blood. It was not a squib.

They put an effect in later. Oh, yeah. But when I did, you're the worst. I got shot with squibs. It was really fun. That's fun. We got to do stuff with Zach a lot. Squibed Tim, we set him on fire, all sorts of fun stuff.

I got set on fire in something, and I really did it. Like, I put gel over my hand. Really? It was for you. It was really on fire. It was crazy. I forgot. I did that, actually.

I ran into a guy who worked on it, and he brought it up, and I was like, oh, yeah. Like, how did I forget that I got set on fire? Did they ask you if you were okay doing that? Yeah. And I was, the guy who I was doing a scene with a guy, and the joke was that he was like a stunt guy who was covered in the goo and what I don't remember the whole thing. and he was doing it repeatedly, and then he showed me how to do it, and it was fine. But it was pretty crazy.

Yeah. It's cool. They put this, like, gel all over you. Yeah. And then that lights out. To look at it must be insane. Yeah. Seeing your own hand.

Yeah. But again, barely remember it happening. Isn't that? I think Paul and I were talking about this the other day about how. I'm Paul, by the way. So many kind of weird things happen to you when you're working in show business that you can just forget, like, oh, yeah, I worked with this famous actor. Well, it's kind of funny, too, because like, when you kiss somebody in something, it doesn't

register as like a real kiss in your life. So like you can forget that you kiss someone. Yeah, yeah. But then that's weird because it's like, I don't, I remember people I kissed in real life. I had to kiss somebody in a pilot and it. I had to kiss a pilot. To get on the airplane. To get on the phone.

Oh, Tammy. And it was, you had to kiss a pilot? I did. In a pilot you kiss. And the thing about it was, the only takeaway for me was, oh, she smokes. Oh, yeah. I did a couple of smokers in the house.

And this is after I quit, so I was like, oh, that's what my mouth tastes of like. That's close. It's weird. You get used to it because the human body just wants to do whatever it wants to do. The human body wants what it wants. Oh, that human body. But it is like a shock. It's not ideal.

Yeah. It's not ideal, folks. Yeah, yeah. But if you have an addiction, that's your addiction. Yeah. Hey, look. And hey, I'm not here to judge it anymore. Well, might have stop you.

If you're addicted to something, great. Good for you. I think that's good. I'm addicted to entertaining America and other countries. I'm addicted to helping people. You're addicted to what, Paul? The helping people, but look, if you're addicted to cigarettes, heroin, whatever. I don't care.

I'm not going to judge you. I don't care. I always, I often think when I see it in movies that in real life, do heroin addicts have a nice little leather dope kit that they put their heroin stuff in. Yeah, because they always do in a movie. Always do. They always have a nice little bag that it's all stored in. Here's what it makes me thick. You're getting ready to do your own.

You're like, mm-hmm. Yeah. I'll lay everything up. Doopi-doo. I'm going to do a little bit of this, a little bit of that. And I put it in my... A little bit of heroin. Oh, yeah.

Let me remember the heroin. And I put it in my vein. And it goes in here. Uh-huh. Oh, that's right. I remember I would do this. If I were, if I did heroin, I would, after I injected it, say, here comes the heroin.

If you did heroin, your needle would be wood, your... Oh, I'd have beautiful stuff. I'd have beautiful stuff. The spoke stuff for sure. Mine would all be cute like Hello Kitty and stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, let's do it. This is making me want to do heroin. Sorry if you are recovering addicts who are listening to this for fun and don't want to be... This is the last fucking thing you want to hear. Yeah, sorry.

We won't do it again. I'm sorry if you're not. not a recovering addict and you have no fun in your life. You do drugs. I'm sorry if you're not recovering act and you're suffering right now. I'm sorry to everyone. I'm sorry to everyone who ever had to hear a thing we've said. And every animal.

Oh, me too. Co-sign. I'm not sorry to any animals. I'm sorry to plants. I'm sorry to a few plants. Sorry to that plant. Just because of the happening. I'm afraid it's going to be real. Yeah. Were you doing a Kiki Palmer? Sorry to this plant? Here, you know those videos are like, if you do this every day for five seconds,

you will never have back pain again. If you do this every day for five seconds. Is that what you doing? Yeah, one of them is this. Like you touch your two hands behind your back. Oh, wow. And you'll never have back pain again? Well, it's like one of them.

You know, they're like, if you do this every day, you'll never have this again. If you do, I don't know if it's, I think this one was for back pain. Like, if you do this every day for like 30 seconds or something, it's hard. Okay, so describe what you're doing. I don't think I can do it. So here, I'll show you. My hands are touching.

You're putting one hand behind your back. one hand over my shoulder to go down my back and one hand under my armpit to go up my back and they're touching in the middle I can't touch and that's supposed to make your back pain not happen it's supposed to help keep your back like stretched I think and so that you're better exercises for this

now here's the thing I can't do that one what just because you can't do that one no I'm just saying that someone who's been through physical therapy no I know but I'm saying these videos are like they go like if you do this every day and I just I save them and then I just go I'll never do that yeah I tried this thing that I saw on Instagram, this woman saying

if you get woken up and you have trouble falling back to sleep. Oh, is this the eye thing? Yeah. Oh, what's the eye thing? Because this happened to me at three in the morning. I've done it. It didn't work for Mike, but I find it soothing. It didn't work for me, and I did not find it soothing. Okay. What is the

what you do is, you close your eyes. As your eyes are closed, you look up, you look left, you look right, you rotate right, you rotate left, and you just keep repeating that. Look at my thumb. Gee, you're dumb. It makes me feel kind of like my eyeballs are getting a little massage. This is like vertigo exercises.

Hmm. These are the, if you have vertigo, which I don't. Cool app has had a couple of nasty attacks. And Charlotte from a just like that. Yes. Charlotte, who just fell over twice. Yeah. But it's very interesting, these vertigo exercises that you do is basically

lying down on a bed with your head off the foot of the bed and then looking in certain. directions and all this kind of stuff. It's very interesting. Seems hard. I had a friend. Too hard. I'll just have vertigo.

Yeah. One of my oldest friends, this has happened years ago. Is it Lord and I? No, this predates both of you guys. Wow. Santa Claus. It is not Santa Claus. After Santa Claus.

He doesn't want. After Santa before you guys. Oh, okay. So, gosh. We were talking on the phone. I guess it's Todd Barry. I just thought of someone. Amen.

Amen. He just had appendicitis or something, didn't he? He had what? I just had an operation. He posted about it. I'm sorry to hear that. Sorry to this top. Sorry to this top.

I had the hiccups while I was talking to my friend on the phone. Not the Hurrah cups. I immediately pictured what a heat cup is. And it seemed like a swing for your balls. For the mail period. Yeah. I'm starting gym class. I need to buy a he cup.

Upstart Jim Classing by hiccup. I did not have a hiccup without hiccup. Did you think where he was at the airport, he had a defibrillator with his luggage or whatever? Good luck to him. Who cares? What? It's not he's fucking, he's an old person.

If I could have a defibrillator with me at all times, I would too, just in case. Sure. Someone would carry it. If I need to carry myself, forget it. But if there's going to be some random guy who's going to carry a defibrillator. a defibrillator for me? Yeah. Have that it. If I had a defibrillator valet, absolutely. Absolutely. So, absolutely.

Absolutely. So I have the hiccups and I can't get rid of the hiccups. And then he guides me through this cure for hiccups where I have to like rotate my arms one way. These things work one time, by the way. Well, also by the way, he made it all up. Yes. No, that's. It's so I did all of this. Because some. someone we know did a cure for hiccups to me and asked me, like, grab my hands and asked me a bunch of questions, which I had to think about. And then after approximately 30 seconds said, they've gone away, right? And I went, yeah. And it works only because you're taking your mind off of the hiccups. And you can't ever do it again because you know what's happening. That's right. So what did they do? You're twisting your arms left? Oh, yeah. I mean, do like a bunch

of shit. And they went away. Yeah. Yeah. And what's weird is, they go away like almost immediately. Yeah. Because you're suddenly... It's because you're so surprised by what they're doing. I have to move my arms like this. Look who, look whoo, look who. I was so busy gasping.

I couldn't hiccup in. Yes. You know people are like, the longest hiccups ever were for 12 years. You're like, that's fucked up. Yeah. By the way, you were sleeping during some of that. You must have stopped. So you're pretending.

So you just want attention. Oh. You'll give it to you, dear. Are you happy? You got it. Oh, so you just went attention. Okay, this person's hicked up for 12 years. Hicked up.

How often do you hicked up? Oh, my God. I hicked up for a half hour. All right, we have to take it break. Is it just me or are things actually really scary right now in the world of public health? Every day brings another confusing headline or yet again. a far-fetched claim. Vaccines are somehow up for debate, and parents are scrolling TikTok for medical advice. I'm Chelsea Clinton, an advocate, author, investor, teacher, and mom navigating this insane time right alongside you. I hope you'll join me on my new podcast. That

Can't Be True, a show that sorts fact from fiction, especially on issues impacting our health. From Limonata Media and the Clinton Foundation, That Can't Be True, is out October 2nd. Hey, you know we're back. Shen, we're back. Why are we even pretending we're not back? We just are, and it's hard to deny it. In the past, we've pretended to not be back, and that was fun. That was fun for a while, but we've put away childish things.

That's right. We're grown. We're back, and we just are. Yeah. And you know what happens at this point in the show, and we always do it every single episode, is we play something. Without fail. We play something called a threacher.

We all know what a three-cher is. The hint is, it's something we play. I've known it as a buster. I've known it as unbuster, a k.a. a buster, some people would say. I've known it as a little game on my phone. Are you playing a game? This is an inside joke between the three of us. We've probably said that before.

And between no one else, so back off. You just don't know. Don't come up to us on the street if you see us. By the way, if you see us on the street, please run in the opposite direction. Whatever you do, don't ask me if I have games on my phone. Some people saw us at this play that we were at the other day, Paul. I saw a guy see you. Yeah.

And we were walking into the auditorium to see Act 2. And this person walked right into the auditorium to see Act 2 as well. No, run in the opposite direction. Run out of the theater back to your house. If you ever see us. If you see us run away. You're not allowed to be in the same space. No.

legally of course you are And these are not private spaces This was a public event This is a public space Run away We don't want you there We just don't want to feel like we're being watched I don't want to be observed

Because we know we're more interesting Than Act 2 of whatever show you're seeing And listen I also want to say If you don't know who I am run away Yes Here's what I'll tell you I cannot do my arms like that the other way at all Yeah

So try the other way Which way was it doing? Okay This is really hard. I can't do either way. For the listener, these guys look like total idiots and it's embarrassing.

Sorry about that. Would you surprise you to learn we're the smartest people on earth then? It would, honestly. That would be quite sure. Smartest people on earth? Yeah. Smarter than Malcolm Gladwell?

What a joy to have a name like Gladwell. I'm glad. I'm well. It sounds too medieval to me. You're a akin man. I know. Isn't that something? Yeah.

The ocher man. I'm the kin to. Tom. Yeah. And you're the... Kiss de l'ap. Kis du lap. The kiss du lap.

Je suis, kiss du lap. Je suis, kiss du lap. So at this point in the show, we always play a three-cher. Yeah. And this is no different. This is no different. So what we're going to do is we're going to play a three-cher. It's called...

It's called taboo word. Oh, shit. Taboo word, of course, you know how we play this. Two of us are going to decide on a word. That word is taboo word. And it's not the word taboo. I know what you're saying. It's not the black eyed pee taboo.

No. Nor is it Apple D. App. Oh, Apple D. Just doing my thing. What do you say when I saw him at a cuckaroo? I don't know. I've talked about this. You have, but I couldn't tell you.

And the person behind the counter was like, hey, man, what have you been up to lately? He's like, just doing my thing on my grind. Okay. I was like, all right. apple to you. Great story. It might have been taboo. What I think about it now might have been taboo. If I think about it, it might be the taboo.

Okay, so two of us decide on the word. The third person suggests a household item to start the scene. Now, the players that know the taboo word try to get the third player to say it. It's as simple as that. Good. So who's going to be the two? I will give the word to you. To me?

And Paul, you think of your household item. And I'm also the person guessing the word or trying to get me to say the word. You're trying to guess. You're trying to not to say the word. You're trying to force me into saying a word that I don't want to say. Yeah. And I think of a household object to start the scene. Yeah. Okay. It's just unrelated.

It's completely unrelated. Yeah, because it helps inspire you, though. This makes sense. All right. You have your household item? I'm trying to think of the name of this thing. Dildo. This part shouldn't be hard.

But plug. I don't use those in the house. Well, you go outside of the house? I go to my man cave. Furry handcuffs. Furry hand jobs. All right. I have my household object.

All right. You know what we could do is we could try to guess what his household object is. I know because it does feel like I'm supposed to. He's supposed to just start the scene with it. Okay. That would be fun. Okay. All right.

Why don't you do a little scene work? Object word. No, if I do that, you'll guess it right away. Let's do some Our Town style miming. I love your beautiful home. Thank you. Do you enjoy the objects in it? I do.

Especially this one. What is it? Here in my household? Yeah. Well, this one is just a dresser. I put my clothes in it. I love that. But it's not my favorite one.

Oh, what's your favorite one? Tell us exactly what it is and what the name of it is. Well, like, I want you to guess. Well, you know what? Is it this beautiful little. jewelry box here. No, but thank you. I have keepsakes in there

and old keys that don't go to anything anymore. Well, you should throw the keys out. I can't. What if I find out what they go to? It looks very feminine, I'd say. Well, thank you. I actually loved all of the different prints that you have around this room. Yes.

Here's the Little Prince. Here's Prince Spaghetti Night. Oh, this is Prince's Purple Rain on DVD. Prince's Purple Rain on DVD. See the prince influence around sort of with this... The prince fluence? Purple's and lovely... Moves.

Yeah. Yes. Mint. Some little patterns. Yes. There's a gingham. There's a hound's tooth. There's a window pane.

And more. And more. And so much more. What is this household item you have? Well, you have one too, I'm sure. It's a spatula. Television remote. No, no.

You're both so wrong. Because it's bigger than that. Of course it is. It would have to be for its purpose. It's an easy chair. You can't wash dishes in there. Why not? Oh, it's in there.

So it has a door. Of course it does. How are you supposed to get inside? Is it a bathroom? No, that's not an object, dear. That's a room. Is it a sauna? Sauna, the same thing.

It's a room. But you're getting inside it. It is kind of an object. It's a cold place. I didn't say it was getting inside it. Cold plunges don't have doors, dear. I thought they did, dear. The best ones don't.

I thought it had a top on it. Get yourself a name brand cold plunge. It won't have doors. Okay. Thank you for inviting us to your home in the far reaches of Africa, by the way. I love to have you. I hope you've blessed the rains.

Yes, all of the... Is this an animal you killed? Yes. It's an animal that died. What's... And you've mounted it upon your... I see an elephant. No, that's how it just died that way.

It just died on your wall. It died that. What kind of animal is it? I see a jaguar. A jaguar, yes. Very fast. A car, yeah. What's faster?

Do you see a shirav? I do. Yes. Yes. Do you see hippopotam moose? I do. That's a crazy one to have killed in mountains. Do you see baboon?

No, I don't. That's right. Oh, you're pulling your pants down and showing your red ass. You fell for it. I did. Damn it. I seriously. I seriously have a medical condition.

Do you think I should go to the doctor? It looks raw. I'm a doctor. Can I take a look? Sure. A little tender right here. Oh, wow. Yep, that's an ass.

Now, what is this? Your underwear is a very interesting print. Thank you. What is that? Animal print. It's animal print, and as you can see, it's zebra stripes. Wow. That's gorgeous.

Black, white. You're gorgeous, too. I like your ass, by the way, that I was just inspecting. And I like your tail. Thank you. Another animal. I had that great. It's drafted on.

Oh. Yes. What kind of animal do you want to be? Is that a cheetah tail? I beg you pardon. Oh, sorry. It's the jaguar tail. Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

I waste no parts of the jaguar. Sorry. Sorry. Yourself. Well, this has been fun, but will you say a word for us? Sure I will. It's spelled L-E-O-P-A-R-D. Leopard?

You got it. I almost put... What's your item, sir? Refrigerator! I almost said it. Okay. Damn it. Scene.

All right. I'm going to text a taboo word to Paul. Meanwhile, Lauren, you're going to think of a household item. Okay. If you can. If you dare. I definitely can. I've texted Paul the word.

Have you thought of the household item? What's this, Paul? Epstein files. what are you playing from your own is that an audio book of the Epstein files we're going to read the list this Instagram reel of a cat and the

it says help me why does my cat's meow sound like this and the cat just said for a while it opens his mouth and they've dubbed in Epstein files Epstein files

do you have your household item Lauren Yeah. Okay. Are you going to try to guess it? Yeah. Okay. Wow.

Wow. Wow. As Owen Wilson once said, wow. Yes, I got leg extensions. Congratulations. I'm very, very tall now. Oh, okay. Tall plus what?

Fat. And what is that item? This is a. baton i'm leaving the parade today are you doing anything else i'll probably wash some dishes anything else honey i guess i'll clean the house and then what and then i'll you said you said it idiot what i say and that was the word fuck you well good luck at guessing my object dishwasher no Butter dish?

No. Scalpel. No. Forecepts? No. Plasma? No. Dog plumber?

No. Extra strength plunder? Yes. Extra strength plunder. Here, I'll tell you a little more. I'm going to be cleaning up after my baby. Oh, how old's your baby? One year.

Then you have the diaper genie. No. You should get it. You should get it. Yeah, we're selling it. I, it's something I'm going to use to clean her. You're just not interested in the fact that we're selling diaper genies? The things that she's drank out of.

I'm not interested in that. But we have a surplus. Is it like one of those brushes? It is. How much is a diaper genie? $1,000. That's too much. Hold on for 1,000 units.

Oh, I thought I was guessing. Oh. You're asking. I can get a thousand diaper genies for a thousand dollars. So $1 each, but I have to get them in box to buy a thousand of them. Yeah, yeah. do that i'll sell them to friends okay no you can't really a thousand's too many you can give them away so did i just put one diaper in each one until they're all full we're going to come back on the first

of the month and if you don't have one thousand of them in your house we'll know we'll know and you'll pay for this okay well i'm going to lock you out of my home fair push push push we've already made copies of your piece push push push push okay well you don't know how to get through my bar on the door that I slam shut. I really don't. Slammed, slam, slam. Take a look at this vertical bar on her door. I think we should just duck under it.

Oh, yeah. She didn't close the door. Okay, yeah, here we go. Why you guys are skinny? And scene. See? Should try one more? Or should we go?

Sure. So, Paul, you text the word to Lauren and I will think of a household item. Um. household item yep got it locked in locked the heck in meanwhile paul has sent his word to lauren you're uh oh hi come come in hurry hurry before anyone sees you get in here what's the matter you dumb dick oh you're who i was trying to avoid you're no no no no you're an asshole hey i don't i don't I don't appreciate. You're a dick-sucking loser.

Well, you say that like it's a bad thing. You're a pimple-popping pizza party. You're a butt-frikin suitor. Okay, I'm all of these things. But I still thought that you were my friends. What's your household item? It's this corkscrew. I did it.

What's the word that I don't want to say? Fuck. fun stuff we have fun we have fun listen thank you for listening to freedom

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Kansas Louisville Kentucky St. Louis Missouri go to varietopia.com for details yeah it's October 2 when this comes out so a couple weeks from now

yeah I just just I'm excited about whatever's going on. I'm excited about everything that's happening in the world and all the cool stuff that's going on. There's so much cool stuff going on right now. Oh, my God. This is a great time for the world. Yeah.

I'm glad we're here to see it. I'm glad. And, you know, other than that, keep listening to Freedom. Listen at least three times a day. And listen, you can listen to other podcasts, but after you listen to Threaton. yes make freedom your first thing you do when you wake up a lot of people grab their phones you can grab your phone just don't check it just press play on freedom some people drop their cocks and grab their socks oh my god what it's waiting i do the reverse it's the morning drop my cock and grab my socks no that's what he said that's what i said you fucking damn it oh you said the taboo word eat some crackers eat some crackers goodbye everybody eat some crackers see you next week Bye. Want to listen to your favorite Lemonada shows without the ads?

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