Threedom - That's The Power of DJs

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

Listen to the whole thing: Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about vodka tampons, the Titanic, and play No More Jockeys. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Yeah! It's us again! It's us. You know who we are. Did you do, did you do, did you? At this point, I know it's someone's first episode, but do we need to introduce ourselves? I don't think it is. Please allow me to introduce ourselves.

I'm Lauren. I'm Paul. I'm Scott. I'm Paul. Okay, so now whoever's listening is going to know who Paul and Scott are. And I'm Lauren. Oh, no.

Oh, no. This is a disaster. I'm really stressed. We're getting around everybody. If you look up our voices, you'll know who our faces are. Honestly, it's true. Honestly, and's true. Honestly.

Honestly? And I'm being totally candid with you guys. If you don't know our faces by now, what are you doing? You will never ever know them. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, didn't you be 40 cover that? Were they just doing? I hope so.

Just exclusively cover their thing. Yeah, they turned into a cover band. They were a good like reggae bands, English reggae bands. Sure. With original songs and then they did. I can't help. Follow it. That was that was a big one.

We if you for cocktail was that for cocktail. Was the for cocktail for cost for. Was it for cocktail? Was it a for cocktail? I feel like it was a for cocktail was it for cocktail? Was it a for cocktail was it a home or sugar thing? Because you before the for cocktail I Made that rage is Was you before me for cocktail and we wonder I will never know

circles was you before the forca and we wonder will never know the red one of course they did yeah that was their first day to one number one hit four or five years after it came out wow because of DJ in the middle of the country start playing it and that's the power DJs that's the power of DJs. DJs contained musical culture and influence people. It's funny. Hey, did it drunk? Yeah. Lauren, by the way, good.

I had a couple of drinks during the break. This is, Lauren allows herself to get drunk for one episode of season. Yeah, I just like to say this. Yeah, a little less with it. She never tells us which it is. No, and I didn't. But we figured out within the first two minutes.

Yeah, I put a vodka tampon in my butt in the bathroom. Does it hurt you? Does it start to go? Does it start to go? Does it start to go? No. Is that a fun way to get drunk? I don't think so. I think it's a fun way to go to the hospital.

Oh really? Well, because it gets you blackout drunk in like three seconds, doesn't it? I don't know. To put a vodka tampon up your butt, it would get blackout drunk. It goes right into your bloodstream. Because of your membranes. Insane in the membrane. But it can't be that much

Membranes in your butt I'm gonna look look at I'm gonna give me vodka tampon I'll give me I'm going to look up vodka tampon. There's definitely a percentage of our listeners going you guys are squares You don't put vodka Absolutely again. There are there are no Hold on please for real website website, not someone's blog. There are no sites that are really taking their vodka straight up. Please don't read this on a mommy blog.

There are no site effects from saying he'd tamper out your back. Why it's probably a myth. So are people really taking their vodka straight up the Vajoon or the Apun? It's highly unlikely. Apun? Anoon? First, any getting this up? Viginaranus. Got it, got it, got it. unlikely. A noon. First, any getting this up?

The ginoranus. Got it, got it, got it. First, any evidence of people actually doing this is purely anecdotal. Seems that most stories come by way of a friend of a friend's cousin. Well, let's just do it and we'll tell. Well, yeah, come on. I like that. We'll do this. We'll just do this right now. But you said a timer and we'll just see what happens. How drunk can I get? I do that. I never thought put it in my- I'm gonna put it in my- Put it in my- You said a timer and we'll just see what happens. How drunk can I get? I do, I never thought about it being a inner-belled legend, but it kind of makes sense because-

Either way, it carries some major risks. Okay, here's the way. Either way, if you were able to successfully, how could you not be successful at it? How is that so? It's easier than a pussy. It's easier than a pussy. Even if you were able to successfully do this-

To the success of a pussy. Vodka tampons up your ass. You could do some easier than a pussy. Even if you were able to successfully do this, vodka tampons up your ass. It's easier than a pussy. You could do some serious harm. A tampon may not hold a lot of vodka, but what if it's higher than this? What it does hold gets into your bloodstream quickly because it bypasses your stomach.

By even mother's head in her mouth. Since it isn't absorbed by your stomach, you can't vomit it out if you've had to. Yeah. That's why. Now understand. There's why. Now we understand. There's the out factor to consider. Doesn't the idea of alcohol down their sound

a little painful? Well, it absolutely is. Alcohol is highly acidic. And the mucus membranes in the vajew and rectu are thin and sensitive. Oh. And we thank God for that. Thin, sane in the membrane.

Vajew and rectu, the twin sons of the two, Raccoon. sensitive. Oh, and we thank God for that. Thin-sane in the memory. But you and Rekdo, the twin sons of Duh Reku. Not only will it burn like Mr. Charles Dickens, but it could also- That's some Fakakta. Potentially damage your Mucos membranes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Which one you cause you know what somebody that I know posted on Instagram somebody that you used to know Well, I actually still know them somebody that is Posted on Instagram that they they have a lot of followers just some people might know this person is that they Did like a sort of TikTok health Fix like they got a tip from TikTok For hemorrhoids situation involving sugar. I don't know what the whole situation was,

but it created abscesses and he almost died. Oh no! And so he was, he posted about it which was really nice because it's like people, you learn, you see these TikToks and these Instagrams and it just reads as facts, like this will fix this

or this is a good cure for, here's how to save your fruit, like all this sort of bullshit that you see every day. And he followed one of them because he was just working and he was busy, he's how to save your fruit. Like all this sort of bullshit that you see every day. And he followed one of them because he was just working and he was busy. He was trying to, like, let me just deal with this and whatever. I'm too busy.

And I thought that, I mean, it happens. I have to be busy for preparation, H. It happens, but anyway. Wow. Crazy, huh? Crazy stuff. I want to be careful out there. Talk to your doctor.

Don't make your own medical advice from TikTok. If you turned off the episode before we said, don't put vodka tampons up your butt, then God save you. If you turned off the episode before we said don't put vodka tampons up your butt, then God save you. If you turned it off and went out and did that, I don't know what to say. We have to explain where in this episode listen to the whole thing.

Yes. Well, we, that should be an episode of three. It needs to be listened to. It's entirely. Yeah. Stop whatever you're doing. Do not be distracted. Well, this thing.

Turn your chair to a wall. Stair and right down what we're saying and read it back. Well, that's a hat on a hat. How is a good idea? Double hat? Well, because honestly, hats get cold. Well, especially in terms of comedy. Well, that's when it's used, that's a hat on a hat.

Yeah, it's a bad thing. It's so funny when someone walks in a door and is like, hello, I'm Mr. Hats. Yeah, I have two hats on. Two hats. I'm laughing already. Oh, you know, my friend posted about this and I am curious if you guys have heard of this. The pocket lady?

No. Anything, anything? No. Anything? I'm scared about that. Okay, I knew what the pocket lady, and it seemed like a lot of her followers did not know about the pocket lady.

The pocket lady was at my school carnival, and it's basically a mom or somebody. Was she invisible to other people? No, I remember. That is the pocket lady where those right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait She had a dress full of pockets all over it. Or like a sort of apron. So in her pockets, man, there were other pockets. Pockets on pockets all over and then in the pockets

were treats, like little toys and getting... She was like an epic down there walking around. Exactly, you could use a ticket to get some punch on the pocket. She put on the pocket. She put on the stomach and something comes out of her pocket. I think her vodka tampon pops up. She was like, oops.

That's why I'm drunk. My friend was trying to make a pocket lady costume. I don't know for what. I'm sorry. Wait, is she a nationally known figure? She was at her carnivals growing up. So I mean, I think it must be something that's kind of a... So you were familiar with the pocket lady?

She came to my carnivals. And I think... So she was a local, she went to every carnival? No, I think it's literally just a old wives tale about the pocket lady and people either do it or they don't. Oh. And I mean,

Hey, people, they're free to do it or not do it. If I have the opportunity to be at a school carnival for my child, I will, I will be the pocket lady. Yeah. Why not? It's fun. Yeah, it is fun. You get to put all the fun toys in there and then they can take it from me.

Yeah, you know, you went, you went a prize, you get a ticket, like you play games, you get tickets, and then you can get a prize. So you use a ticket to get it. No, you buy the tickets and then you use the ticket to get prizes. No, sometimes you get, you get, you know, the speedball. Yes, then you get tickets. If you play a sneak ball.

Sneatball gives you tickets. But the car gives you tickets. My, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is a game with a little sleep ball. Where you throw the coconut into the hole. Like a dick in from sleep ball. Are you in Star Wars right now? I got tickets from sleep ball. I got tickets from sleep ball. Sneep. Sneep ball.

Do you remember how on the original Star Wars, how slowly Harrison Fortos? Yes. Listen, kid. Yeah, this is the fastest. We don't have time like that. 12, a harpsack. Let's hear it faster.

Come on, bro. You know, on his new show, he's got to talk a little faster. That's for damn. 1883. No. What if 1883 was a lot like? What's that show called? The 1923.

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He was all in one shot. I don't do it. Speaking of speaking slowly, less night we watched a documentary about Peter O'Toole, my favorite actor. Oh. Were you in it? No. And I kept looking for myself.

I'm sure I'm going to pop up a movie. What do you think? Faberian. Yeah. They must have filmed me. I'm not familiar with him. What would I mean? Oh man.

Come on Google, I'm really fast. Maybe you've heard of Lawrence of Arabia I have my favorite year which I saw on a plane projected from the back of the on a little project Oh wow 82 those were the days wait. He was bay. Oh he was bay. Oh Peter O'Toole was bay. He was Bay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, looking like a snack I'm looking at a current picture making He's making me wonder it in five. He's just leaving me gagging for it. He's pissed out, by the way, not a current picture

because the man has to weigh in 2013. Yes, yeah, when he was looking like a snack when he was alive. He was looking like a sack for a long time. He's looking like a sack? Uh, looking like a nut sack for the last start and your life. Like a sack of the sack. That's the thing about life.

You start off looking like a snack, or end up looking like a sack. So through, it comes for all the snacks. Yeah. Yeah. Time comes for all the snacks. So they're interviewing various people. One of the people they're interviewing

is Kenneth Brahna, who talks about how slowly and deliberately Peter O'Toole talks and learns of Arabia, and they show a clip where it's not that at all. Where? He's citing it. And he's been like, basically like, fucked by the editors on this. Yeah. Well, it's his fault.

He even cites like the dialogues. Yeah. When he says this and it's really drawn out and they show it, it's not drawn out at all. And are they doing it? Okay, so he was like, he was wrong. They're just going, well, let's just show it. I thought you were saying the editor put in

a intentionally put in a scene where he talked really fast. He said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, I thought you were saying the editor put in a intentionally put in a scene where he talked really fast Rebe a large God I would I would love it if he were alive to do that Skeleton Robinson no no 55 hamburgers. 55 hot dogs. 55. 55 taters. 55 French fries. What are his other good movies besides my favorite year in Lawrence. Oh, Lion and Winter. Lion and Winter. Which is an adaptation of the play. Tim and Catherine Hepburn. What is he like? Young Anthony Hopkins. Timothy Doltar? Timmy

The leader of the time Lord Timothy Dalton. That's right wrestle on himself. Wow. Yeah. I don't get it but I'm happy for you guys. Thank you. I know. I want everyone to know that guys.

I made it through the Jody Whitaker seasons. I'm on the other side and I'm all cut up. What is that doctor who? Yes I'm going to invent under here. Well when they had a female doctor you didn't like that Unfortunately, you know what it kind of it sucked because she was the first woman to be to do that role in the stories. We're not the stories of her They have the wrong life unfortunate showrunner. That's why it's unfortunate. That is unfortunate. Yeah, yeah. It got better by the end though.

I will say like, yeah, like each season got better. Yeah, yeah. Tom. And now the original guy's back, right? Yeah, yeah, the, yeah. Russell T. Yeah, Russell T. Davis is back.

Man, I'm up to the David Tennant years. Yeah. Those stories are so good. Yeah. It's like, and some of the stuff is legit scary. Oh yeah, it's really good. Lauren, Lauren, you don't care. Look, look, I might have to do newcomers about it.

You have, basically like, it's eight thousand episodes, yeah. To watch. I could make a list for you if you were to do that. Okay. I'm open to it because, I don't know what, there's money, you know. I've actually ranked every episode of the modern

Talk to you Wow and wrecked every episode because I was giving it to Jason because he started getting into it And it helped him like figure out which episodes to watch yeah, because he found a very overwhelming Oh, of course, and I ranked the theme songs which season had a best the best theme song absolutely I feel like 2010 I Will tell you exactly which one has the best The Best Things song. Oh yeah, absolutely. I feel like 2010. I will tell you exactly what it has the best. I'm literally staring into space. Well, I was thinking about five. Well, that's where Dr. Who lives.

So I get it. I was looking for him in his telephone booth. Yeah. I know something. You know that much about it. Yeah. Best theme song is season four. Let's hear it.

Cue it up, Sky. Dreaming series four. Series four. Series four. Wor worse theme song. The first Jody Whitaker season. It's so it's so dare they give her a bad theme song. I know everything about it was so disappointing. It's not cool.

It's not cool. It's not right. I may when I'm not. Right. But it's okay. I may I may write my dissertation of ranking of the doctors, of all of them, of all of the, because you've been watching since the beginning.

Yes. Wow. Since black and white days. I'm gonna do my definitive ranking of every episode and character of Say by the Bell. Okay. No, I'm not, and I bet you've been Google it. It already exists.

You probably don't exist. I won't do that because I don't care. Off the top of your head, who's the best character and who's the worst character the top of your head, who's the best character and who's the worst character? Top of my head? Yeah. I'd say best character.

We're looking at a little thing called Zach Morris probably. Where is that because when you were young? He's the hottest. He was hot, right? Morse character, Screech. Yeah. Yeah.

Rest in power, King. If anyone else... Rest in Screech powers. Rest in Screech powers. Screech powers. Oh, is this last name powers? Yeah Screech, but people think it people always think it was screech crackers, but it was screech I thought neither what And just kid people always think it

It's always think his name is screech crackers. Risp To a real one. Yes, rescue screech power crackers. Risp. To a real one. Yes. Bruskin Screech Power. That's really, it's too sad. Too sad.

Jesse was a tough character too. Let's be honest. Um, yes. In terms of like, She's a feminist. It's just like, Shut up. Ah, ah, ah. Just, she's spano.

Yeah. How do you know that? I've watched one episode for April, Richard's, that's right. That's right. She's coming back with it. I saw something about that actually. Yes, and she put them behind her Patreon paywall. Everyone should do that.

I got updates every minute. Yeah, I would wake up with there'd be like 30 emails from her Patreon. That's crazy. It's crazy. I take your crazy. You're out of your mind. You're limiting that you're mad.

You're mad woman. As always, if it's for Cle Berkeley and the Virgin Megastore ones, and I had this same exact thing with Sandra Bullock where I've seen them on screen being like, oh yeah, fine, not, you know, I'm not into it. And then you see them in person, it's the most beautiful person you've ever seen in your life.

And you're like, oh my lord. She's stunning. She's stunning. Yeah. And you're like, oh my lord. Like that is stunning. She's stunning. Back in Showgirl's days, I think she was filming this movie at that time when I worked a tower video. She came in with Paul Verhoeven. Whoa.

And they had their fucking arms wrapped around each other. Interesting. Well, I have celebrity gossip. Oh, okay. And a gossip or just you saw something. Someone saw her on a plane. Hahaha. Someone did. First, first. First, sure, many saw someone saw her on a plane. Someone did.

For sure. For sure many people have seen her on a boat. I once was at birds. Yeah, right. For a UCB show. No, honestly, are you really? I really was. Okay. Let's hear them out.

Okay. The restaurant next to you, C.B. Everyone goes to all the time. Yeah, right. And this is not a story because I'm not going to say on Mike, but I saw two cast members of a of a cult favorite TV show Arm in arm and I don't think it and like sort of like cozying up and that canutling canutling and I don't think it ever came out that they dated Dang

You know kind of impressed when people are able to like if two stars of a show are able to keep that under wraps When two stars Yeah, and to keep that under wraps. When two stars fuck around. Yeah, and they keep it under wraps. Yeah, under wraps. Like, you know, you didn't do that on Dexter. Oh, yeah. Was Dexter, and Dexter, and that's so complicated for my brain. They played Brother and Sister, but in real life, they were having sex.

And then they got married, right? They did. And then they got divorced. And I saw him at the bowling alley. I told that story. What they didn't married, right? They did, and then they got divorced. And I saw him at the bowling alley, I told that story. It's not a story. Tell anyone is they actually were brother and sister. Oh, and then on a show they got married.

Yeah, yes. And it was, it was like an Easter egg. And they had to pretend they were married in real life, but they were like, this is weird. We're brother and sister. Yeah. You know what I think I might be ready for a rewatch of? Six feet under.

Oh yeah, it's good. So good. That last year. I'm so glad to visit that world. Honestly, of sadness. The most wonderful people, characters that I hold in my heart. I actually too. Honestly, after watching Muriel's wedding with Arden, yeah, I was reminded of how good Rachel, uh, who's in that movie? Oh, Rachel Griffiths. Oh yeah, she's amazing. On six feet under. No, the acting is so good. I, Rachel Griffiths. Oh, yeah, she's amazing. I'm six minute.

No, the acting is so good. I, well, I saw for the first time, like five years ago. Yeah. Oh, then you're ready for a rewatch? I loved it. You have Batman to watch. I don't want to watch Batman. I don't want to watch Batman. I don't want to watch Batman.

Batman. I don't want to watch Batman. But I will. This woman watching Batman. What would you do? What would you do to stop watching woman watch Batman. What would you do? What would you do? Would you stop watching Batman? I'm watching Batman.

This bitch is watching it from the beginning. This sad bitch is watching Batman. What would you do if you said would you knock her upside her head to get her to stop? Would you slap the taste out of her mouth? Would you put it up your ass if you knew it was there? What? Put it up your ass if you knew it was there. All right, we have Stigabake.

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One mistake in there. And you know, out of my life, step on a rick. What would you do if you saw this bitch make a mistake? What would you do if you heard this bitch say the wrong word? If you saw this miserable bitch, say the wrong word. On a podcast. On a podcast. On a podcast. On a podcast. On a podcast.

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We did a thrilling adventure hour show this past Saturday. Great. And Richard Kind was one of the guest stars. Oh my God. Richard Kind was so funny. Delightful. Richard Kind. Yeah.

Great. That's it. And after the show, I'm standing by, like we get off stage, you're standing by, I'm proud boy, standing by, I'm standing down. I'm standing like right inside the backstage and talking to somebody and there's these stairs that lead down to the dressing room,

it's spooky. And then all of a sudden, fucking Alan Ruck appears. Wow. And he looks around and he all of a sudden, fucking Allen Ruck appears. Wow. And he looks around and he's like, hey, great job. Like, D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. All so much you put those songs together. Yeah. They actually would fit together really well. So much you did.

So much. Yeah, by yellow. Yeah, and then the succession theme. And then the succession theme. Yeah. The possible yellow bomb. Ding. Ding. Ding, so what the fuck?

So Ruck shows up. Ruck shows up and then. Ruck comes out of the stairway. Miriel Enis, his wife. Oh, wow. Oh my gosh, she's so good on Odin Kirk's new show. Oh, Lucky Hank, which I haven't seen yet. Yeah, it's really good.

She was taller than I. So he was shorter and she was taller. I was seeing him. IRL. You thought she was too nice. I thought she was too nice. She's solid three one. Maybe I saw him at. I thought you're two nine. She's solid three one. I saw him at I do

Da Vinci code Did It's a it's a delian studio city this Did a delian can't get her words out Well, come on come on come on come on come on Demato the delian studio city on Ventura There's two of them. There's one in the city as well. The one by the Boeing out?

D'Amano goes? No, it's got big, and then they actually just shut down. Now there's this festival. Deliverer there and there's some other. Come on. I don't know. Oh, Dupars? Yeah.

Oh, Dupars. That's a pie-shiner. That's a pie-shiner. What the fuck? If anything. Did I say Diner? You said jelly, the fuck? Idiot. I made a mistake and I's a pie-shiner. What the fuck? If anything. Did I say, Diner? No, you said, Ellie, the sh**ty dumb bitch. I made a mistake and I'm a Stepana Rake and I would go everywhere until they take my body away

because I'm dead. What? Why did you say that? I saw Ellen Rocket DePars. Oh, you're going crazy. And that's a crazy story. That's gossip. That is gossip.

And that's gossip. And that's gossip. And that's gossip. So, so wait, so they were there. So they were there. That was gossip. That is gossip. And that's not gossip. And that's gossip. So wait, so they were there. So they were there, but that was like an odd thing. They just walked down to, I think they were together. I think, yeah, they're in America. They didn't mean to enter that building. They're like, where are we?

What is this? They did seem, he seemed to kind of confuse. She seemed to know, I guess she saw his experience. So he's like, I'm not gonna be dumb like him. This was the bourbon ring in Hollywood. Oh, okay. But that is not my story. That was just a side bar. So he's like, I'm not gonna be, I'm not gonna be dumb like him. This was the bourbon room in Hollywood. Oh, okay. But that is not my story. That was just a sidebar.

I like it. Thank you. Here's my story about being- Is there a story about being star-struck or- That was good enough to be the story. But look, but listen to this. Be awestruck by someone in like a sort of crushy way. Yeah.

It happened to me with two people that I interviewed. Many years apart, one was Summer Glau, who was in Firefly. Firefly, yeah. That I never really had, like I watched that show and she's pretty, I never had a thing for her, but for some reason, in person, I was like kind of flustered.

It really caught me after that. Oh, a fall. I mean, the Summer. Wow. And the other one was Mary Steenbergin. Oh, a fall. I mean, the summer. Wow. And the other one was Mary Steenbergen. Oh, I bet I did. I think she's beautiful. She is. I did, but like behind the scenes.

Not for the only one I said, like I was like, I think. I think you have a, I think she's actually a good review. Yeah. I did, um, behind the scenes interviews for Step Brothers. Oh, okay. And I interviewed her and she was just like, I was absolutely fostered. Yeah, she's fun.

I've hung out with her and to dance it a couple of times and they're both so great. Did they ever stop talking about the ocean? No, and I was like, just go live there. If you love it so much, stop bothering me. They think the ocean's got trash in it and they're like, meh, I'm gonna get the drain, I'm gonna leave you.

Okay, it doesn't, and the ocean is huge. Yeah, so we're gonna afford to put a lot of trash in it. I think we're fine. If there's one paper cup in there, sorry. What we should be doing is filling the lakes with trash, so it gets like, you know, set up into a little area that's kind of like, yes, it stays still.

It's all in place, and trash belongs in the water, whatever. Once a month you skim it. Yeah. Wherever there's water, we should throw trash. Yeah. Wherever there is water. Throw your trash in your bathtub.

Do you think it'll come to the point where they start making like trash buildings where it's just like a skyscraper out of trash? Yeah, it's like Nebraska or something. They're just like, let's go to a wheat field and just put like a huge land, like a fucking like 5000 floor. You why not? Trash pile. They should do that now. They should, it's a good like 5,000 floor. Why not? Trash pile.

They should do that now. They should. It's a good idea. Compress it. Oh my God. Compress it, make it solid. Yes. I only use this for a second.

But you can still see what the trash used to be. Well, that's for us. So you can have fun looking at it. Yes. Like there's a teddy bear in there and like some fast fashion. Yeah. The Pesh mode. How many teddy bears?

Did you see a song called Fast Fashion? No, I think that's what it means. The fashion. mode. How many teddy bears? Did you say a song called Fast Fashion? No, I think that's what it means. The Pesh mode means Fast Fashion. Oh, huh. Oh, ha-ha! Ha! I didn't know that. Ha!

Pfft! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lauren has a new personality, right? Ha! How do you funny thing to say? Ha!

That's cute. But that was before, it was really a thing. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! How do you think to say? That's cute. But that was before, it was really a thing. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well, it was probably a thing, but it wasn't an issue.

How many teddy bears do you think just get straight up thrown in the car? Oh my God. You know what? It's all over the car. Would you recycle a teddy bear? I donate teddy bears. If you were paid to do it? Oh, if I were paid to do it, absolutely.

I think teddy bears should be on a sort of hand-me-down basis until it gets the point that it's like nothing, and then it should be burned. And then you burn it like the flag. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. And you can't let it touch the ground. No.

Remember the days when you could burn all your trash? How great that was. I still do it all every day. Love it. I burn nothing but plastic. Every time I have a plastic, I keep on remembering. I keep on remembering it.

Yeah. I love throwing a look at Calvin. I like Chuck in Yeah. Yeah. I love throwing a, like a gallon milk jug in there. Yeah. Just lighten on fire. It smells. And it's so good for the neighborhood. And it just like,

does everyone say someone barbecue? It's like, nope. Everybody comes over to the Malzawatering and like, yeah, I'm burning milk jugs. Yeah. Ah. Ah.

Do you use glass milk jugs? Do you drink milk? I don't drink milk because I'm a grown adult. Yeah, I only have milk because of the child. Yeah, I started to realize we have to start buying milk. I know we buy milk. She needs those strong bones. Can they drink oat milk? They can, but there's different vitamins. I always fell over. Different vitamin properties available and different. What's the right combo? You need to look it up for yourself and decide I can't give us permission. Oh, personal choice. Do you wear in research. Yeah, I can't give us information on a podcast.

I can't tell people what kind of thing. You don't want to be a TikTok liar. To feed their kids. No, no, no, no. Make them get ulcers in their anus. Oh my God. Ow, my anus. My anus.

My anus. My anus. My, my anus. Socket to my anus. Socket to me. That's exactly it. Yeah, would you go to space for a hundred dollars? Yep, we've already talked about this much really in times hundred dollars. Okay. Would you go in that submarine? No

Oh my god the one that the one that and knowing it was gonna yeah, well Yeah, well, yeah, no, no, no I even if it was if they said it would never happen and they actually knew that and you could see the future and you knew you'd get back Would you do it? I don't know if I would I would I would. And they actually knew that, and you could see the future, and you knew you'd get back, would you do it? I don't know if I would. I don't. I wouldn't. Even though it was like the James Cameron,

I think I'd be so scared. They said there's no seats. And there were no seats. Yes. But how long is it supposed to go? Like how long were they supposed to be down there? I would think it would take a while to get down there. Yeah, I think.

Was it supposed to be a one day excursion? Maybe it was one day, and you have no seats, and you're just kind of like lying down looking under the seat. What? I saw like, there was only supposed to be a one day and you have no seats and you're just kind of like lying down looking under this. I saw like there was only supposed to be one day. Video of it and like there's was a sleep there. The toilet that was just like, it was just, what if you had die die? Then you are not, they have a sign. Yeah, it's like a pool. They sort of police what you eat right before our hands. Yeah, so that whole story is so tragic, but it's in region. I would be so afraid. It's in raging. I also, you know,

one thing I'm sorry, that's my big fear, though, is to die. Like anytime I see a movie that's set in space and they're like, Oh, no, this thing broke. Yeah, and we can't get back to earth. I just that and being underwater and trapped and knowing you're going to die is just like my biggest. It's my biggest fear other than falling down the stairs. or my two biggest stairs. Every fear I have is on the list, and those are on there as well.

I have a fear that's like that where I'm afraid of being attacked by a big long-headed alien whose spit is acid. Well, it's really scary. Yeah. One thing I just wanna say about some islands. There's a movie you should stay away from, by the way. I think I know that there's a few you should stay away from. By the way, I think there's a few you should stay away from.

You should stay away from Alien to the third power. Alien cubed. Can I just say one thing about submarines? Yes, and the only only one in them, we're gonna stop it. I know, that's it. There's a new feature everyone says, one thing that's something. Okay, you each get one.

So think about what you're gonna say. Okay, but not while I'm talking. I got mine. They each, you each get one. So think about what you're gonna say. But not while I'm talking. I got mine. They each, they each, they bolt the, from the outside. Yeah. And they put seven, there's 18 bolts, and yet they do 17 of them.

And I wonder, why is that? I heard about this. I did not hear about that. And I, the idea that you're being bolted in from the outside and that even if the thing popped up to the surface of the wall, you wouldn't be able to get out. You wouldn't be able to get out.

But don't they have the portal over there? Like, I don't like an Indiana Jones, he jumps on one. Periscope. I just don't know. But you know how he jumps on one at one point. I know he doesn't, I mean, yeah, he's holding on to the Periscope,

but he has to get in. He's a portal. And can I just say for the record? I mean, is the thing that you turn the wheel, yes, the hatch, so sorry. I don't think they have that. Richard Hatch. If people are really talking about it,

I think it's based upon the submarine opening. That's right. In other words, I forgot there was two Richard hatches. There was the Battlestar Galactica guys from our youth and then the Samaria, the naked fella. Yeah, what did he do? I forget. The naked fella.

It was cool. Was it soy bomb? Oh my God, soy bomb. We. Yeah, what did he do? I forget, but he was cool. The naked felon? It was cool. Was it soy bomb? Oh my God, soy bomb. Oh, we love you, soy bomb. I love you, so I don't really miss you. Oh, where is soy bomb? I'm very pissed, bitch. But I just want to say,

people are probably like, that submarine thing happened a million years ago. We're not recording so far in advance. It also happened a million years ago here. It's over. It's over. Okay, now we all have to- Because you know, one of the things that we're talking about in current events.

The case you think this is too long to go to talk about, it is. Yeah, it is. We know it is. It already is. Now we have to say our one thing about that. Okay, I wanna hear. They're shaped like horseshoes.

Okay, that's not true. What? And Paul? So you, the second I said you've just said something, you said, I got mine. Yeah. And you just had a lie. It's not a lie if you actually think it.

That's really a fucked up way to lie. All right, here's my one thing. All right, they fucking stink. Yeah. You know it's better. You know it's like fucking. Yeah, even the outside smells bad. Yeah.

It's true. It smells like old pool water. Yeah. I think about these fucking rich guys that they don't want to explore the ocean, the one over space. They always have to do it. There's existing entities that you can be a part of. Yeah. But they're like, no, I have to build it and be the boss of it. So because is there? I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Was there already a James Cameron built thing to see the news. Yeah, because he thought we... Yeah, but he, like, did do anything he researched.

He is somebody who made his own money, like wasn't born in a money, and in an industry where safety was a thing that's talked about all the fucking time. Like because he's got a boss and he's responsible to somebody. Yeah, you know, and that's the crucial difference. Yeah, and then these guys are just like,

because this guy, this fucking guy first wanted to build a rocket. He wanted to go to Mars And then he's like, man, that's not that profitable. So I'm gonna go do the ocean instead. Yeah, that'll be my fun little business But it's really wild because we have the movie Titanic. You can see all the things. Yeah, exactly Yeah, and that's it. That's it. It's better. We watched it the other day. Did you yes? It's three hours. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And that's it. That's better. We watched it the other day. Did you? Yes. It's three hours. Yeah, it is. Did you get any new answers on time? No, we just to talk about the 90s for a quick second. I recall seeing the entire like the decade starting in 1990 and then going to 99. Okay. I saw it in theaters and I recall they're being in intermission

because it was three hours. Is that something that used to happen? I just remember that. That did not happen, but I don't remember. I don't remember with Titanic, but no. That was a thing. It was a thing that used to happen, but not with Titanic.

Yeah. Okay, because I'm in my theater. Unless the theater was like, we're gonna do this out of the kindness of our hearts or something, they just stop the movie in the middle of it. Because I don't remember that ever happening in my life, but I associate it with that. No, Lawrence of Arabia,

which we were talking about earlier, has a straight intermission. Yeah, yeah, been her. The one time I've seen it in a movie that technically normally didn't have it, was the hateful eight, Quentin Tarantino, did a 79-liter Centurama Dome version that had an intermission and gave out programs

and all that stuff. What were you gonna say? Where do you wanna go then? If the bottom of the sea is so, you're not good enough for that. Or it's not good enough for you. How do we get there? Where are you gonna go?

So you're not committed to building your own submersible. We weren't talking about Titanic. You're talking about Titanic. You just rewatched it. Because my friend Nicole Parker is on Broadway right now on Titanic. Yeah. And so.

But I'm not discussing a journey. Just put it on. And I was like, oh, I'll watch this with you. Just clear that. We should watch. She gets one free pass a day to put on whatever. And by the way, when you said you were giving her a free pass, you meant like to have sex with a celebrity.

Wait, what? She took it to mean putting on Titanic without asking you. And you just went in, correct her. That's, it ain't that the way that men do things. Giving their wives free passes. What would men do? What would a man do if his bitch one of the first? That movie is pretty much exact. I have not seen it since it was in theaters.

I remember it pretty much everything, except for the evil butler that is. Get it, remember that? Kowl's henchman. Anti-alphard. He's an anti-alphard. Wow, you'll get this soon. I get it now.

And he weirdly has a, he gives too much of a shit about Jack Dawson. You know what I mean? Like what is he? Yeah, what that poor little under the ship. He's so loyal. He's so loyal to Billy Zane that he's like, he actively hates this guy. It's so stupid. Because he's hot. And then also there's so many false endings with, yeah, you know, at the end where at one point in sight, this is clearly, okay, it's it's almost over. And then, oh no, he's they still have to run back into the boat with Billy's ainshooting at them. Yeah. No, the boats are the same. The boats think we don't need some guy with a gun. Yeah, yeah, that's great. Like, it's already a bad situation. Let's raise the stakes. Wow.

All right, we have to take a break. Okay. And I don't know what to tell you other than that. Great. And we're back. And it's time for a preacher. Oh, we're gonna play that one. We're gonna play that one. Yeah, we're playing no more jockeys. Yes. No. We played this before and I guess we didn't play it entirely

correctly. We're gonna try to play it correctly. But look, try to play it correctly. It's all about, it's, it's not about if we're playing it correctly or not correctly. It's about our fun while we play it. And if we're not having fun, then we've played it correctly. You know what? If we're not having fun, then you probably are. And if we are having fun, you probably aren't. Yeah. And that's just the way the world. That's just the way it works. That's just the way it works. There's another way that's it. It's just the way it works. That's just the way it works. There's another way that's hard. It's just the way it works. Okay, this is submitted by John. Okay.

He says this is also a popular game from Taskmaster. Mm-hmm. The British show. I say Mr. Dickens. Oh, you got to write another story. A very good British show. Christmas is coming, Mr. Dickens. Do you have another carol? Oh God. Okay, here's the rules, the basic rules. Thank you. This game has its own

wiki by the way. Oh, not just so little too much. Player orders determined by coin toss. Player states turns naming a person. We're not going to toss a coin, by the way. We don't carry cash. Okay. Three of them is a cashless pot yet. That's right. Generally, a celebrity or other well-known person and a category that person fits. Subsequent plays must not breach any of the categories.

It's already, all right. But here's what it is. We name a person example is Kanye West and we say no more rappers. And I say Albert Einstein, no more scientists. Now we can't name anyone who's a scientist or a rapper at this point. So then...

That's great. And I would say, Meryl Streep, no more actresses. And I would... And now we're playing the game. And I would... We're in it. We got it. We tricked ourselves into playing the game.

This is it. I would say Annie Leibowitz, no more photographers. Okay. Now, can I say, Peter O'Toole, no more actors? Yes. Yes. John F. Kennedy, no more presidents. John Wilkes Booth, no more people who have assassinated presidents. Okay. Um...

Albert Fish, no more cannibals. His name, he should have just eaten fish. But his name was fish. Yeah, I got that. So he's like, start eating himself. That would have made him feel more like a cannibal. Oh my God. Maya and Jolue, no more writers. Oh, writers in general.

Not even poets, but writers writers. I'm very broad. Okay, if I'm positive, I was positive. No, you know, that's all right. Bob, oh, no, I can't say him. Cause you said writers. You almost said him. Good, this is why it's hard.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. John Jett, no more rock stars. Mm, mm, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, John Jet, no more rock stars. Mm, mm, mm, then take it. Um, Babar, no more elephants. Okay.

Mm, mm, mm, mm. What? March Simpson, no more cartoon characters. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Marge Simpson, no more cartoon characters. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Um, that, that philosopher after from your movie, I forget his name, but Chris, whatever his name is, is always, is always petting him. Yeah, ducky. Ducky, no more dinosaurs. Yeah. Okay, it's getting morning. Um, actually I can. Barney Rubble, no more cavemen.

Wait. That's a cartoon. That's a cartoon, you're out. Oh, he's out. Oh, God. Okay, we're playing that seriously. Um, or, or this has first to name someone who falls loses. So we can just say that he's a loser.

No, why don't you guys keep on losing. Okay, okay, okay. You don't wanna be a loser? My already am. Aw. Tesla, no more inventors. I thought we, oh no, that was, who did you say Albert Einstein was? We're trying to test. Scientists.

That's right. Tesla is a scientist. That's right. Forboy. Fuck. Oh man. Oh man. Okay, let's do it again.

Right. Reverse order. Hold on a second. Here's something interesting. Yeah. The game continues until a player challenges that a name fits in in early category. We did that. If a player Conceives to a challenge the game is over in the challenger wins. Following the naming of a category a player can ask Name another to have their opponent name another person who falls into that category. Oh Fails to name another. So you could have said name another and I would have had to name another scientist.

And I would have said Stephen Hall. You would have had to name another inventor who is not a scientist. That's what you mean? No, like someone who doesn't, who would pass the test? I don't know what I mean. I just read what was on the, I feel like what I'm saying is harder. And not the rules. Okay.

I feel like what I'm saying is more like a game where it's like, oh, you're like, you're like, you're like, we try to change the game and then. I know, but you're like, you'd be like, nope, you didn't get it and go, well, then name another and then you'd be like, I can't because I can't think of someone who fits that category as well. It's inventor.

No. No. Okay. Laura, why don't you start us off? Okay. No. Laura, why don't you start us off? Okay. Um, Kara DeLavine, no more models. Um, Barney Five, no more policemen.

Um, Mickey Mouse, no more cartoons. Um, uh, in Half the Way, no more actresses. Johnny Bench, no more baseball players. Okay. Yeah. Harry Callis, no more baseball announcers. Mm-hmm. Dennis Rodman, no more basketball players. Mr. Being no more funny people. Okay.

Kim Jong-un, no more dictators. Donald Trump, nobody who is in home alone too. Nobody. No bar. No bar. No more people who was in home alone too. Joe Pesci. Oh no.

Yeah, you're out. You're out. You're out. You made out. You're out. Because he made me think of Joe Pesny and I forgot he was in home alone too. But I made me think of him because he wasn't home alone too. Okay, so the specifics are kind of good. But name another. Name another person who wasn't in home or who was.

Who wasn't home alone too. Oh, um, um, um, Daniel, what's his last name? Oh my God. Why would you go for it? My colleague called him. There you go. I'm out. Why would I do that?

See, it was hard enough. It was hard. All right. OK, so I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.

I get it. Mario and Dready, no more race car drivers. Excuse me. I'm so barged. I'm saying McCulloch Hogan made me so thirsty. David Burr, no more singers. Neil Armstrong, no more space travelers. Neil Lane, no more ring the salesman. From the Basilarette.

I can't say Jostons. DeBeers? That beers. Tom Stahog gazing grinders. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's losing it. Pete are beauty. No more piano players. Okay. Sally, Jesse Raphael. No more talk show hosts.

piano players. Okay. Sally, Jesse Raphael, no more talk show hosts. Hmm. Michelle Obama, no more first ladies. Um, Megan Markle, no more former royalty. Former. She's smart. I guess she wrote, yeah. You can do current royalty. I know. I love that open for you. Hey, thank you. But you can't do funny people.

Oh, has anyone gotten in my apartment? No, no one's done it. No one's done it. No one's doing funny. You know what? I technically did. I guess because people arey was a comedian. Oh he was?

Yeah, right. And I went, you're out of your mind. Oh my. Shit, okay. You got to challenge him. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, Johnny Apple seed, no more gardeners. Okay, it should be easy enough.

Constant, et cetera. Boba Duke, no more fictional. No more Boba Duke's. Carries. No more queer icons. No more fictional carries. Walter Cronkite, no more news people. Walter Esmith, no more furniture sellers. Walter Esmith, you and Jimmy, we build it.

Okay. I guess that answers my question. Should we put timers on it? It's hard. Yeah. One, two, three, four. We don't want any more. It's a timer. Are you coming down from something?

Yes. One, two, three, four. Okay. Shenzhou Abe, no more prime ministers. Okay. He's too funny. Prince William, no more current royalty. Vince William?

Prince. Prince. Prince. Well, I guess he's still a prince, or is he a prince? Prince. No, he's still a prince. Okay, so prince. Yeah, so prince or did he get a prince? No, he's still a prince. Okay, he's still a prince. When the prince stole Christmas.

Yeah. What's the cream dies then he becomes cream? Do you think if, by the way, he passes away, Harry suddenly is like, eh, everything's all good with the... I thought he'd ever leave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do think that. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's cool, right? I mean, all that all that stuff about me being. I think that. But the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but, but the, but the Okay. Mr. Rogers, no more PBS show characters.

Um, a character. He's a character. Can't say Captain Phillips. I want to say, nor the guy who in the middle becomes a captain. He's a captain now. Oh. Uh. Puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, but you didn't have to cap me up. Mika like I never happened. Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim I Alright, I honestly think this game is it's it's the point where as a listener you have to go who would you say if you like pick any person in the world Pick any

Just pick someone who would you say pick any person in the world who would you say who fits all those categories? I think you got it, but I think she was a PBS. She was PBS and she was so funny She was PBS and she was so funny. You're out and I win. You're out and I win. But challenger. Name another. Now there was. I didn't.

I know. We don't know what we mean. Oh, the frugal gourmet. Oh. Fuck. She got your ass. She smelt your ass. Frugal gourmet style.

You're so cool. I never frugal my gourmet. Hey, could you frugal my gourmet, please?, could you hey frugal my gourmet, please? Well guys, that's it. I'm sure we played it wrong still and that's why you listen and that's why you listen I bet I played it. I'm sure I played it wrong. Not well. Play slowly. He said shut the fuck up. He said gay rights. He said No, no, no. I'll give you rights. Follow us on Instagram. Follow us on Instagram.

And you'll say, and if you'd like to call us, just dial, Hague claims eight. It's great. And I have a show on August 4th that you can come to in person or live stream Dynasty. Oh my God, please, please come to my show

at LaDroom in Highland Park. Sunday, July 9th, I don't know why it's so hard to tell, Celtic is to this fucking show. It is a great show. That's out of town. Jeline 9th? Yeah.

You know how the holiday weekends just like started expanding to the week before and the week after. I've not noticed that, but I'm saying stop that practice. And get to this show. Come to the show. It's a Friday show. It's comedy music. Like I put to this show. Come to the show. It's a Friday show. It's comedy music. I put so much work and love into the show.

It's really good. And it baffles me that I can sell out in other cities. But I, you know, it's such a struggle. Whopper. But look, this show is good. Bumming. Bumming. Whopper.

I mean, look, I have a show coming up. Do you? In August, but I don't want to say what it is yet. In case we haven't talked about it. But yeah, beyond the lookout, Los Angeles. Hey, this is Michael McDonald. I want to say I have shows. Oh, I'm so alone with the dubious. And now the audience is just kids.

Do is for kids. Do is for kids. I hope the doughnuts are to explain what a do be is. I'm like, McDonald, and I'm here with do is for kids. Doobies for kids. I hope the doughnuts was to explain what a doobie is. I'm like McDonald and I'm here with doobies for kids. Well, they're not. Their last name was Doobie. They're the Doobie brothers. We're giving kids a big fat split. Oh, kids need a split once in a while.

How bad was that recording that rerirung did going to be? It was on that tiny portable, tapered folder. Oh my God. I just want to listen to it at home for fun. Oh, worth it, but he was being paid by some shady characters. Yeah, that's true. It would have been worthless if we... I made one of Crowded House in 1989 at UC San Diego.

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