Threedom - Threevisiting: 3-Chuckies

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

Threevisiting on the Tues: Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about their dreams, baby teeth and play The Jitterbug Game.  Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Unlock every episode of THREEDOM and THREEMIUM, ad-free, on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/merchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That I was choking? Yeah. Oh, your face was turning blue. You were rolling around on the floor. Could you get your throat? I looked like I was an avatar. You know, I had a dream with Lauren at the other night. What did I do?

We were somewhere, we were like on the road somewhere with some other people, like maybe at a comedy festival, something like that. And we were having the best time. That's great. We were hanging out offstage. I'd love to get in a. that dream. Was I up for it? Did I just miss out? I think you were holding things down at home. Wow. And we talked about it. We were like, God is great. I'm so glad he's holding things down.

Yeah. I got it. I mean, you know, got a lot going on. At least Scott is holding things down back at home. I love that. That was a fun dream. It was a fun dream. It really made me happy when I woke up because it was very true to life. I love that. Yeah. I have been having, you know, I always have pretty intense dreams, I would say. But I really like that. I I like when I wake up and I'm like, whoa, I was just in a whole world. Yeah. It's fun. I like that too. I won't bother.

It's like being transported to Pandora. Guys, I really, this is the second avatar reference I've made. I know. And both of them just felt flat. Thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk on the ground. No. I really want you guys to watch it. What did you say, Paul?

Nothing. Nothing, sir. Oh, no. I also had a dream about Pandora? Recently. I would qualify this as a. nightmare, which I haven't had in a long time. Okay. But then when I woke up, it was pretty funny.

Most of the dream was, myself and some other people that I did not know, were held hostage by armed, this armed gang, right? Yeah. Thugs. They were thugs. So to speak. And they were making us do like. Practical jokes? Well, they were making us do like weird.

You're guessing his dream. Manual labor and tasks and things like that. But then there was one where they, a guy with a rifle said, told me that I had to write as many, I had to tweet as many one line jokes as I could while he hunted me with the rifle. And so they had made a fake comedy club. And so this guy was on stage with the rifle and I was hiding behind chairs and shit like that. But I had to send the tweets on a like a Nokia cell phone. Like I was doing T9 texting. Yeah.

And somehow they were reaching Twitter. But I was like hiding behind like a booth and writing these fucking jokes. Is that your subconscious telling you you need to write more? No, I think it's my subconscious telling me go back to a flip phone. Oh, okay. Yeah. Because I was very good at T9 texting both in the dream and in real life. Yeah.

I loved to T9. I loved my flip I loved it all and then you know the smartphone came and it changed my life and it changed the course of history and honestly I'm gonna do a movie where I star as Steve Jobs

inventing the iPhone They already made jobs you know What? And now we have no cash What? No hope yeah And no Johnny Carson What?

I was gonna do like a Matt Damon thing Where I like I know with hair With hair Yeah How'd the invention of hair The hair was The H's a side

Violet. Air. Do you think it confuses Cockney people? Air. I thought this movie's about air.

Yeah, I'm like it is. Where's the age of Aquarius? No, it's the age of Michael Jordan. Who is notably without hair. That's true. And is an Aquarius. Did he ever have hair

when he played? I watched all of the last dance. I don't remember him having hair. He didn't have hair. He was like an opposite Samson. Yeah. Where he is. had really long pubes, but no hair.

That's part of Samson. So Samson had no pubs? You need to read your scripture. I think they mentioned the pubs. I think they did. Didn't they? No, because it's, that's a big part of it, right? When they introduce each character in the Bible, don't they mention what the

pubic? Pube is? Because you need to be able to imagine them. So yeah, I'm sure they did. You need to be able. Yeah. Because those loin claws. Well, you can't imagine.

You're always imagining them swinging side to side. You guys do that. If you're like setting someone on a date. or doing something. You're like, what's fun saying he's really tall. Hey,

you too, go on a date. He's really tall. He has brown hair. His pews are. Average pub length. His pubs, he keeps him a little trim.

Three quarter length. I dreamed of, I dreamed a joke the other day. Like a baseball tea. Yeah. It wasn't it, wasn't it? Ragland sleeves.

Ragland spew. I love ragland sleeves. I do too. I think that's a very flattering cut. Although they're not long enough for my taste. I'd prefer them to go to the wrist. Okay. Great.

I dreamed a joke the other day. I dreamed a joke the other day. And I woke up and I was like, well, I guess I got to put it on Instagram. I guess I got to. Because I dreamed it. I kept dreaming like going, remember this? Remember this when you wake up? Yeah.

And it was basically just like four pictures. One was it was about sex in the city. It was about Kim Cotrol. Oh, you dreamed a cartoon? I dreamed a cartoon. Those pictures. No, they were moving images, actually. About 29.66 per second.

Four pictures? Yeah. No, but it was basically Kim Cottrell saying she wasn't going to do Sex and the City reboot. And then the article that said she agreed to do the Sex and City reboot. And then I posted that terrible thing that everyone always posts of the 1984 quote of the government told you not to believe your eyes. I saw your joke. And you know what? I was really surprised by this.

The text actually is very funny because I think it's gone. It's gone. It was a story. But here's the thing. You were surprised I was tweeting sex in the city material. Why the fuck is Scott making a joke? Honestly, it was like, first you posted the news and I went, really?

And then I actually went back. It was a sequence of four, but I didn't know whether anyone was going to get it. I went back to see if it was you because I was like, what? And then you posted the thing with her saying she would never do it. Uh-huh. And then the thing where she said she will do it. Yeah. And then the quote of the, what is it the, whatever told you not to believe your eyes.

Yeah, it was like 1984 or something. Yeah, which everyone is always using these days and it made me laugh in the dream to post that about something stupid. It was a valid joke and it was a funny joke. Yeah. But it was so out of what you normally. Out of pocket. Yeah. Like I'm like, wait, what?

You don't typically get into this sort of pop culture commentary like this. I know. Anyway, well, now that I'm off Twitter, I'm using Instagram for these types of jokes. and it did not get the engagement I wanted to be quite honest. And you know what? I posted a screencap of my notes that I wrote down. The notes I gave you about your last bang bang appearance. Yes.

And I said, look at this. Do you believe this shit? I wrote it. I had this weird dream and I wrote it down. I thought this is really funny. And then I forgot about it. And then I looked at the notes and it just said, animatronic Pillsbury doughboy doll

funny animatronic Hugh Grant doll and somehow they were connected I don't remember Okay you Grant loves blowjobs He probably was like Hey instead of sticking my dick and do this He lost him so much you got arrested

Yeah That's not the first thing I think of when I think of him I think of That should be the only thing you think of Star of staging screen and Horse Paddington too My favorite He likes to stick his penis into sex workers mouths.

So what a way of saying? What if he did it into the Pilbary, the Pillsbury doughboy's stomach? Okay, what if That's probably what you were thinking. Because what I thought would be kind of funny as if an animatronic Hugh Grant walked up to the Pillsbury doughboy

and used his animatronic finger to poke the animatronic Pillsbury doughboy and then they both said like ah hoo-hoo, whatever they say. Oh-hoo! I-hoo-hoo-hoo! I-hoo-hoo-hoo! I think in the dream I was

Do you think Michael Jackson if he had said Youhoo Oh man I thought we were past it I really thought we were safe Like in the middle of songs He'd be like yoohoo Would that have been as popular as he he? I think if

How popular is he he? I mean pretty good I mean he did it a lot But is also Chamon? Is that popular? Yeah Well do you mean popular as an all known? Yeah it's well known

But I don't think people are like I love when he goes he he I remember being confused by Shamone and then going like, still, it's pretty good. Then you saw Shamwell. Yep. And then I saw Shamu. But if you were like, Vince got a rest of that.

Youhoo. All right. I think in the dream, it was definitely that I was thinking there should be an animatronic Pillsbury Doe Boy that you could poke in the stomach because they sell like a little doll of the Pilgray. But if you poke it's stomach too hard, it never seals back up. What does the doughboy say? A he-heed? Seals back up.

Yeah, I want an animatronic Pilsbury Do-Boy that if you poke that if you poke, but if you poke, it never seals back up. that if you break through through the other side, it just like magically goes like uses Abyss CGI technology. Yeah, I want. That's something you want and you think about a lot. Can we get some of that abyss technology in here? You don't want the more modern one?

No, no, no. I want the old. The oldest thing, Cameron, experimented with. But that would be good, wouldn't it? Yeah. A little Pillsbury doughboy in a base. And then you can poke him in the stomach and he laughs. I think that part I don't understand.

That you could like insult? I don't know. He just had to take it? I don't know. I can't tell you. But I do have a vision of my head of a Hugh Grant head on like a sort of chucky body. I don't know. Overall.

Little in the middle. Yeah. But he got much back. Yeah, wow. Yeah. And he's got a very sad Hugh Grant face, hang dog face. So a Hugh Grant face on a Pillsbury body. No, a chucky body.

Oh, a chucky body. Oh, okay. Okay. On a chucky body. A chucky body. A chucky body. Hugh, his normal body.

He's his normal body. He's a chucky body, Chuck body, Chuck body. Hugh Grap face. His normal body is like a double chucky body. His normal body is like a double chucky. Linkwise.

Do you think of yourself as like three chuckies? I'm three chukies. If you were on like, if you were like on a dating app, you're like, it's like, what if Michael Jackson instead of going he, he went to hoo?

To who. What if Michael Jackson instead of going he he went? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ho, ho. What if he said, and he took it from Santa and then we went, I think it's kind of a Michael Jackson thing to say. What if Santa then was forced to go,

he-he. Yeah. Just trade it up. It's a great what else. It could be good to make Santa say something else. At this point. At this point, it's a little tired of him saying,

ho, ho, and I feel like we can't add anything to the canon because people are like, don't mess with it. We know what works. What if he was like, you know, after he delivers a presence and he goes, case closed. What do you think is the best way?

I object. How did you learn about Santa? Sustained. How did I learn about Santa? Yeah. I'm sure from- I read the capitalism. I know because I'm like,

what capitalistic things should I use to teach Holly about Santa? Yes. Well, I do remember being five or six. And I think my parents saying, like, by the way, Santa isn't real. I knew it. By the way. Spoiler alert.

Yeah. By the way. We should put in a little spoiler on top of saying. What Santa brought you by the Senate? There is a conversation about Santa that you should skip if you're listening. Some children do listen to the show. That's true. But me knowing it in my heart already.

Yeah. We have a six-year-old. Weird. Well, he's probably eight now. She. I don't know. She. You better not.

You better not. She. She. But I knew it in my, I knew it in my heart, but I still felt like I needed to be upset about it or something. So I was probably. like, oh, come on, why were you lying to me? But I also knew it. I don't know.

I know. But I want to get her excited for, she's just so little that it's now is the time to have some fun. And so I think we have to watch some movies. But I want to see the great depictions. Well, what about the Rankin and Bass stuff, I guess? Santa Claus is coming to town. What about Rankin Roger from General Public? Yeah.

RIP. You should definitely rank in peace. Have them sing about it. Peace. Finally, I can rank a piece. Without the English beat. Would you please let me rank? But you had older siblings.

I did. So that was probably a lot of it. Was them being like Santa. I mean, it must be. I don't. You could do that. Santa. I just start saying it around Holly.

I am definitely going to be saying it. Oh, Santa's going to be coming. Oh, we can see what Santa's going. I would say just say the word Santa until Holly can say, what are you talking about? Yeah. What is Santa? I don't remember learning about Santa. I do have the vague memory of kind of figuring it out.

Like nobody, I don't remember anybody spoiling for me. Yeah, it was just like I got old enough and it was just like, oh, yeah, that doesn't make sense. Oh, see,

when I was in school, someone told me that their older sibling told them. Right. And then I told my mom, my mom was really upset. And she really wanted me to keep leaving for as long as possibly. I knew the tooth fairy wasn't real, but I still liked the corridor.

Yeah. And so then when my parents, parents forgot. I like left. They, my mom actually sewed me a pillow with a pocket for a tooth. That's so cute. And smart. Because it's easy to grab. Yeah. I feel like it. And they, they forgot to do it on one of my last teeth. And I was so upset. So they put the tooth back in.

No, they just didn't put it. You woke up and there was just a tooth. The tooth was there. And I was like, hey. And then. And then they're like, oh, yeah, sorry. You know the tooth fairy isn't real. And I'm like, I know, but I want my corner. I want you to sneak in and get it. Are you going to save Holly's teeth? No, I don't know about the saving. Some people do it. I know.

I'm going to eat them myself. I don't think I need. See, here's the thing. On one hand, I'd go, no, I don't want to save them. And they're kind of go, I'm not going to throw my own little teeth. They're part of Holly. I know. It's kind of cute.

And also kind of amazing to see. I wonder what you can do with them. I wonder what kind of projects they have nowadays on Etsy with teeth. You can put them in dolls. And it's fucking. Really? It's so. too weird. It's really disturbing. That's too weird. I'm talking more like a on a chain or something.

I would say look, look it up because. Or in like a little tube on a necklace. Yeah. Go to Etsy or like one of those charm bracelets. Yeah. That's so gross. Like a cannibal. Oh my God. But you can look them up on Etsy and there's doll. You can make a doll with baby teeth in it and they're they're really creepy, but they're also pretty funny. Oh my God. I got to see that. I think it's crazy that we have, we're born with all of our adult teeth and our baby teeth. And they just like grow. Yeah, it's really weird. Oh, Teefe. I'm showing in Emmy pictures because she's got one giant tooth. A Tifi.

Judding up from the bottom of her mouth. A toffee. A tofi. There's a lot of things that are really cute. It's your phone case with a smiling holly on it. Isn't that cute? It's very cute. It was a splurge.

There's a thing where you can put... How much could it possibly be? Actually, I don't know because Mike bought them. It's from case tofy, which is not a cheap situation. Case to find. But look, here's the thing where it shows like a... It's like you put the baby's picture or the kid's picture in the middle, and there's these holes all around it in different sizes,

and you put in what date they lost the tooth and put the tooth in there. It also has teeth and haircut. So you're supposed to put their hair in there as well. No, I think we should say one at a time. Let's do teeth. Let's do teeth. Let's do her hair. But why mix them? No. Yeah.

Come on. Even though they're kind of all made of the same thing, aren't they? You know, when you think about it, like we're constantly shedding skin cells. We're constantly shedding hair. We're shedding our teeth. I'm keeping it all. There's probably like a second one of us out there. If you put it all together.

Oh, okay. If you put it all together. So we should save everything and then we have, you know, two children, right, Lauren? Exactly. That's why we will not vacuum in our home Because our skin cells are all in there Because it's like, yeah And that's us, that's a point of us

Here that I'm kind of disturbed Here's a great life this is a great idea This is a Tooth fairy pickup thing that you hang on the door That's good And it's a little wooden thing That way you don't have to disturb the kid Yes

Yeah You put it on the door But then I think isn't the fun That it's under your pillow Isn't it's under your pillow? Isn't the fun not spending Extra money on a thing? I mean that one's $15.

Did you ever? $15. It has their name. It engraved. Did you ever catch your parents? Did you look up the dolls with the teeth? Come on. I couldn't find it.

Did I catch my parents? No. I never, ever caught them. I don't remember ever catching them. Yeah. Crazy. You would think they would be like. I still can't catch them.

My teeth are still falling out. Yeah. They never stopped. I keep regrowing them. Your parents still kept going. No, I typed in tooth keepsake doll. And I'm not seeing anything here. Get keepsake out of there.

Okay, baby tooth doll Yep Okay How about baby Just baby Look up just baby Baby tooth doll That's a fun

On Etsy See some babies Yeah I'm gonna need you to do The Googling on this one But okay Okay what do you need Baby what

It's not happening here Baby tooth Doll with real teeth But that's Baby doll With real teeth Okay With real teeth

First thing that comes up Is this insane Picture of a gross thing Is that it Oh no real teeth doll Etzy. Real teeth dog. This insane picture of a gross thing.

Is that it? I look, I don't know. This is too scary. I'm too enervous. Did only I see this? No, there is something, but then when I click on it, maybe I don't know how to do Etsy, like a million pictures come up. God damn.

Well, get off of Etsy then. Well, I love Etsy, and I want to stay on it. I love it here. I never want to leave Etsy. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop.

I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. I love my Etsy shop. Once you actually shop, you can't stop. We have a cigarette. Okay. I don't know about you, but I like keeping my money where I can see it.

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I am furious. It's like furious style. If I don't find it, no, I'll kill somebody. Did you hear Paul killed somebody? That's what he said. Just because he couldn't find this. He said he couldn't find it. And he was really upset.

That was just being a song. If I don't find this thing I texted a link to both of you Oh boy This is exciting I have it I'm weird Because Lauren's just flat out on her phone That's not true

I just am Okay whoa Ew Oh no It actually makes want to bark a little bit So you know those ugly dolls Like that's what that's the form for that Oh yeah

That's the thing that came up But they put real eyeballs that I don't like. Real eyeballs. Well, I mean. Do you, have you lost your baby eyeballs

yet? And then the teeth are just... My wisdom eyeballs are about to come in, which is going to hurt. I really don't like this and I actually don't think there's any reason.

And I think it should be illegal and I think we should stop parents from doing this. This is... Wow. We should make laws. What if you're not a parent? Oh. So if you're not a parent...

If I say to you, can I have Holly's baby teeth to make one of these dolls? I would stop talking to you. What? What if I just said What? What?

What if it was a mixture of Holly's baby teeth and Emmy's baby teeth? I would kill you. And my regular normal teeth. And then see if you can guess. Okay, and you have to pull one of Scott's teeth out with like a pliers. With a pliers. Or he puts it on the hanger on the door. He puts it in the hanger and gets the lotion.

Or it gets the lotion. Did you ever do the thing where you tied something to your tooth that was coming out like a string? and a rock and my dad i think we tried that no my dad would grab a piece of Kleenex and then he'd just go grab my tooth out of my mouth and pull wow wow and i just go i can like taste the Kleenex my teeth and did you want it out or was he yeah when it was like wiggling so much but it just won't fall out i love that feeling though let me just get it out of there i know i don't think i liked that i haven't been able to feel it for so many for decades at this point we can make it in the face yeah you want us to make your teeth wiggle hey you want me to be

make your tooth wiggle? It's like a setup that nobody would see coming. So you get a nice lion punch. Step outside. I'll make your teeth wiggle. Well, sure. What do you got? What do you got? Sour candies? No, I'm going to punch your teeth until they wiggle. Oh, do you eat so many sour candies. It feels like your teeth are wiggling. Oh, my teeth are wiggling. It's going crazy. So are you, has, has Holly lost her teeth? Nope. Are you going to do this? Are you going to do the same thing where you pull it out that way or are you going to find some other things? I don't see. I don't see. myself. Well, I guess I wouldn't, I guess I'd be okay with doing that if she was ready for me to do that. When do your T-fi start falling out? Well, like, I remember this happening. Feels like seven, eight,

five or, yeah. I think it can't have. No, no, I don't think is that. No, I remember, it's more like seven, nine. I moved when I was seven, 12. And I remember them all falling out before that. So it can't happen at six. Okay. Maybe I was advanced. I think five might be a little early. Okay. I would like it if they fell out. I think six is early. One at a time and in order. I would like that too in the order that they fall out in so whatever that means I mean like starting back to front

so it goes in it goes like just all the way around at one point you just have half your mouth with teeth yeah yeah all right I'll make that happen and they should fall out six at a time okay or they the back teeth fall out first and then

they grow back in so that at a certain transition point you have adult back teeth and then little baby teeth in the front. That would be really cute. It would be kind of. No, it wouldn't be cute. It would be cute the other way around if you had big front teeth. I don't know that there's any cute option.

Buckwheat. Big buckwheat. No, he had the absence of teeth. What am I thinking of? You're thinking of buck teeth. Buck teeth, yeah. Buckwheat. Buckwheat.

Yeah. You have big buckwheat? Buck teeth was like one of my favorite characters. It was what? One of my favorite characters. Oh, I loved buck teeth. The cowboy? Yeah.

What about Cowboys? Buck teeth, the cowboy dentist with the big long teeth and the big robe made of floss. With the big long teeth and the rope made of floss, it's buck teeth. Teeth. I've got to say what I always said wheat. With the big front teeth. And the rope made of floss. It's buck wheat.

Teat. You know, You know, we ate lunch right before we started recording, and I thought that's going to interfere with our energy. But luckily, it's making us go insane. Yeah, the good thing is I'm really tired, and my eyes are shutting. Yeah. I ate a steak minutes ago.

You did have a steak. I did. That's what I wanted. You had a full steak along with. Arugula salad kind of situation. I just got two sides of the arugula, fennel, lemon. And then you had a side of. Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing.

A side of Thanksgiving dinner. I had a side of melatonin. I meant to get the salt and pepper chicken. Uh-oh. I got the fried chicken. How was it? I feel like I subconsciously did that. You're like,

which one's better, actually? Like your thumbs would not allow you to press the button of the healthier chicken. By the way, I've never used that feature that you used last night, and it was great. We're not doing an ad for Uber Eats right now. No, we're not. But it was a good feature. Well, you all do an ad for tender greens, though.

It was a good feature that you sent out a link that was like we could all add our order to it. Yeah. I liked that. I like it too. Hey, if Uber Eats wants to sponsor the show, I'm more than happy to talk about it. Or tender greens, honestly, because we have both. Get at us. They combined to make this powerful Zoltron of lunch for us.

It was delivered and it was cooked and both things. Yeah, both things came together. Tell me more about Zoltron. Maybe I'm thinking of Voltron. Maybe you are. But Zoltron's cool too. Who is Zoltron? Zoltron.

It's from big, big. But who is? No, it's Zoltar. Come on. Sorry. You guys, you're racist. Zoltron is an American rock music poster designer. Oh, right.

Of course. That's who I was thinking of. What? Wait, is, no, I'm thinking it's... I'm just talking like that. Zoltar. Tell me my way to show Zoltar. It was kind of scary with Zoltar.

It would go. Yeah. No, Zoltah's very scary, especially when you find out he's not plugged in. Yeah, what the fuck, man. That's going to freak me out. Is he sentient then, Zoltar? Is that what they're implying is that he's... He's sentient.

He's a demon. He's just ahead. He's from hell? I think so. Why else would he do that? It's a good point. What a weird lesson to teach a kid who wished to be big? You know what I mean?

What was the point of that? Whole exercise. If he's not a demon from hell. I mean, he gets to have sex. Yeah, but then he traumatizes this woman who's committed his statutory rape. But she's, doesn't know that. She's just like... At the end, she finds out. She finds out that she's transformed into a little boy. But it's sort of heartwarming at that point. Oh, right.

But the weirdest part of it is he's gone for... How long has he gone for? Eight years? Look, he's gone for... He's married as children. He's gone for a while because he fully gets a job. He's fully... He's promoted. Oh, he terrifies his mother to... Yeah, his mother. He comes back and his mother is like, where were you for the last 20 years? Is that Mercedes-Ruh? Oh yeah, whatever happened Mercedes rule. I don't know.

I hope the family all went to therapy, but I hope that... I hope so. Well, you know, I don't... What if they didn't? I just bottled it all along. Well, I don't think that he should even try to explain what really happened. I again want to pitch my big sequel. I know. Starring Colin Hanks.

And it's called bigger. Yeah, okay. No, it's called small. It's called too big. It's called medium. No, it's probably... The, the real... The real way to do it is like his son wishes he was big and he's like,

let me take you to the carnival. Well, it's like Teen Wolf. That's not, no. Because Teen Wolf, the dad is. We don't want to see that. What I'm saying is I want to see. But they both go in and they swap play. Let me finish.

So they both go to the carnival. He's like, son, I got a machine and we're going to be best buds now because we'll be the same age. And then Zoltar makes Colin Hank small and then he has to hang out with his son for an entire summer and he's like he has a paper out he gets a paper out wait wait wait wait wait wait that's a good idea he has chores

he has to go to bed at a certain time he gives himself chores he has to go to school learn arithmetic well it's sort of like a back to the feature situation because yeah it's like you're hanging but with a teenage mom I want to see the psychological fallout of what happened does penis grow that much between high school Does penises grow that much between high school and college?

It depends on if you're excited or not. You might be a penis, if... Well, I just think his penis wouldn't get that small. Do they grow that much between me seeing Pamela Anderson or not saying her? So when you see her, it's small when she walks away. Yeah, I don't like her. But because Elizabeth Perkins is still around. She's still around.

Everyone's still around, right? Elogia's not there. Do we want to get his take on it? In this, in this, if it's present day, of course he'd be dead. He was an old man then. But what if, so Colin Hanks is still around and Tom Hanks is still around, have Colin Hanks wish he was older and then he. No, you don't, I don't want this movie.

You don't want any wishes? No. Zoltar's right there, though. No, Zoltar is gone to the dump. Guys, guys, guys, stop fighting and just make the movie. Trust in yourselves that it'll be great without a script. Honestly, the only way to settle. this argument is to start working together.

I think so. I think so. And a great partnership was born. I think that feels great. You just, you're only interested in like an interior drama where it's just the, examining the psychological ramifications. You don't want any magic. I want to see the weirdness of them having to deal with it.

And does the mother, has the mother accepted that it happened or is she still in denial about everything? Everyone has accepted that it happened. Everyone that was involved in this. believes it. They know that it happened. So the mother... He walks home in a suit that's for a man.

But that could have been murdered. Yeah. Haven't you ever been kidnapped by someone and they put you in their big suit? What? He's defending? He's protecting the murderers? They just go just...

Why are they murderers? Who did they murder? We took your clothes. They're not to be murderers. They took his clothes. It's actually creepy. They took his regular clothes and they're like, fine, just wear one of ours back.

We already ruined them. We already ruined your clothes. Wear one of ours back. Okay. So this is what the mother believes. her mind snaps. So she's gone insane. So she's in a rubber room.

The mother's mind has snapped within the first eight minutes of the film. Elizabeth Perkins has become a nun because she cannot deal with what has happened. Yeah. Yeah. Who else is in this? Those are the only one

the people that I can think of. Yeah, it was a three-hander. What about his best friend? Oh, his best friend is there. And his best friend has been trying to find Zoltar ever since then. Yes. Because he's like, I want to have sex too.

He's got a red yarn board. I think their relationship probably changed a lot. He still hasn't had sex. He's an adult. He's waiting for Zoltar. It's called Waiting for Zoltar. I think when the kid gets regular size again. Everyone's like, the sequel to Big is called Waiting for Zoltar.

Strange choice. How come they haven't made that into a musical yet, big? Yeah, because it's already got a great song. Don't do that. Deding, dading, dading, dading, dating, dating, dating, d'ing, we're so big. We're so, we're the opposite of Lid. Oh, we're so big. I really don't want that to happen.

But if they did, they'd have to do the like, shimmy, shimmy, chookop, shimmy, right. Cochip chico puffs. And that's like an eight-minute song. Cocoa-pop. Okay, I don't know. Simi-shmi-shmi-chimmy-right. How does it go? I met a girlfriend, a trisket.

She said a trisket, a biscuit, a biscuit. Ice cream, soda, pop. It's on the top. who shameda walking down the street 10 times a week I meant it I said it I stole your mama's credit suck me in the seven more times I don't know what you're doing that was actually extremely

close yeah what is it it was it's from big it is he and his best friends how they prove when he's big he comes up he comes up he's like I know I know this stupid thing and the kids like cry and like Josh what yeah

one of my favorite that's the only time that convention has worked for me because it's a convention that they use a lot when you want to establish... I'm the only person who knows this thing. No, no, no. These people have known each other for a long time.

Yeah. And so they see each other and they immediately go into some like elaborate choreographed thing or rhyme or whatever. Yeah. That one really works though because it feels really authentic. And part of it too is that Tom Hanks worked with the kid actor a lot and studied him

and tried to act like him. Yeah. also did the same thing with Forrest Gump. He was the same kid actor. The kid actor had a strong accent. And so instead of having the kid speak differently, he adapted. Oh, that's why it's so bad. I haven't watched that movie since I was a teen, probably.

I haven't watched it since it came out. Yeah. I liked it. I remember thinking at the time, it was like an epic historical film. It's a, honestly, it's a great stunt. You know what I mean? Like that aspect of it is still, I think, very good. But I remember I did not see it in theaters.

This was when I was working at Tower Video. And when it finally came out on VHS, I saw it. On a 16-inch screen. Yeah, in the store. And I was like, this is bad. No, I think I brought it home and watched it. And kept it. No, that one I gave back.

How bad is it for scuff that you gave that one back? You hit it back in the stacks? Yeah, I hit all the copies so no one would find it. I turned them all backwards. All right. All right. I'm not supposed to look at me. I'm not supposed to look at you?

We had a rule. We would look at each other. When we do the podcast, you don't look at me. We face away from each other. Yeah. We're all three standing with our backs to each other. We do this, by the way, we do the show standing, which I don't think people appreciate it. No, they don't get it at all.

You know, we always did super ego. standing. Really? Really? Oh, yeah. I remember doing that. Why? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know. I couldn't tell you because we could easily have sat down. But I do remember once Jeremy Carter doing spontaneation and saying he can't improvise if he's sitting down. That's probably why. I would imagine that's why. I think I, for, I guess for energy, but it actually ended up sapping energy more. Yeah.

Yeah. And also we couldn't see each other that well because we had these big shields. By the way, I saw this. Baffling shields in front of it. The space goes down, down, down, the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet, sweet, baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimi, shimmy, shimmy, co pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock.

Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend, a trisket. She said, a trisket, a biscuit, a biscuit. Ice cream, soda, pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shalito, walking in the street, 10 times a week. I'm in it. I said it. I stole my mama's credit.

I'm cool. I'm hot. Sack you in the stomach three more times. Now is that. Nice. We should all learn that. And then if we're ever bigger. Yes.

Yes. We come back and do that with each other. And we should cut this out because then other people can use it. Yeah, to trick us. Because if someone, if some old person looks kind of like you, go go back. No, wait, was that, is that an existing thing or was it for big? I think it's an existing thing. Is it so.

I mean, it exists definitely. Well, because like, like Nelly later uses some of that. What? Jimmy, Jimmy, come up. Yeah, light it up and take a puff. Fast it to be now. Okay, so. Down, down, baby.

Oh, don't know. I mean, I don't know. There's no way to find this out either, unfortunately. Oh, wait, I'm just looking at ASMR for people. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Okay. That kind of thing. Did you find the answer, Lord?

No, I'm reading like the longest. Get the juice out of your roost. You're just reading something. A log post. That is, here's Tom Hanks doing the rap in 2009. Here's Tom Hanks doing the rap in 2009. What are they saying to you? What do they shout out?

What do they ask for you back in which time? They yell at Wilson quite a bit from the cost of my film. Yeah. They all deal run for us run. Even though I say life was like a box of chop up. Hey, you say, a lot of them say, hey, I got to tell you so. I gotta ask you a question Here's my question

You know my favorite movie yours is I don't know Someone screamed like it was the funniest thing They never heard This is on the BBC Oh that makes sense There's no comedy in England Sing the rap

They say Houston we have a problem They yell that a lot And they say Nice taking down Jonathan on the show They say that What a take down here, Jonathan. Go to take down. Do they ask you to do the Watt from Big?

The lap. Okay. The Lapp. This is not now, don't get me into Dizzy's territory here. You still have the move. Well, it was actually a thing that my son learned at summer camp. Oh.

I'm looking for something to throw into the movie. See? He knows it. Unless he's talking about Chet Hayes. Wait, this, it might be Chad Hayes. And this is the original. rap sweet sweet baby sweet sweet sweet dolom shim shimmy chokobop shimmy shimmy rock

shimmy chimmy chloe chimmy shimmy chimmy chisely a girlfriend and a trisket biscuit biscuit ice cream soda poppadilla on the top ooh shalida walking down the street ten times a week I met it I said it I stole my mom's credit I'm cool I'm not sucking now I'm sorry that was that was one of the most charming things I've ever seen

now do the drag net rap I got to see it do pep strebeck So it was from summer camp From summer camp I wonder which I bet it was Chad Hayes And that that was Because it was 1988

Yeah that's what the film Got him into doing rap music Yeah that makes sense It's incredible Yeah because he was like I can really hear a beat under this Boom yeah I could be like I could be like boomch boom chib boom yeah this is good

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I watch one Mr. Bean-looking motherfuckerucker's video where he's doing magic. Yeah. And now it suggests all of them? Yeah. Oh, and by the way, Mike found the guy that I couldn't remember his name. I don't want to say his name again. Zoltar? Mike found Zaltar

Oh, this guy Oh, this is going to be a good one Jesus Christ I got a funny tattoos You think I like this hair I've been working on this case for five years I've had that question

Oh my God What are we watching? Did we talk about this on a previous episode? Yeah, this is the guy where he would do that thing with his watch on his ankle and like tell the time with it Oh, I don't remember. Oh, God.

Anyway, I'm not saying it's name. Okay. Just wanted to say I found him. Well. That's all I wanted to say. When I was a kid, there were bumper stickers that said, I found it that were very popular. And I think they had some religious connotation. Like Jesus.

Yeah, like Jesus. And they called him an it. Yeah. I feel like the Mr. Bean guy's gone away, maybe. Like, I didn't claim. When you say the Mr. Bean guy, you're a guy who looks. He looks like Mr. Bean, but he's like Italian, and they call him the Italian Mr. Bean or something. And he looks exactly like him.

And then every comment under, he does these magic tricks with a crazy face. And every comment underneath it is, Mr. Bean? And now they just think that's all you want to see. Now they think that's like, because I clicked on one because I was like, oh, how do you do that magic trick? And I kind of figured it out. Like I watched it three times. Now they're like, well, I guess every video you want to see is this Italian Mr. Bean. That's weird.

That's weird. That's weird. That is weird. What are you looking at? I'm looking up. I found it. Oh yeah. Because it's three-ter-time.

I found it. I found it. I really, really found it. Yeah, you know what it was? I found it. I really, really found it. So let's try it.

Let's try to roleplay this. Okay. You just have your natural reaction to me saying, I found it. Okay. Okay. I found it. Oh, great. We found what?

A new life in Jesus Christ. Oh. I fucking got you. Okay. Now you're a Christian. Oh shit. Is that how it works? Yep.

Yeah. And if you're a cop, I have to tell you. Yeah, it's like when you smear enough ice someone. How do you wait? How do you smirn off ice someone? I don't know this. You hand them a smirn off ice out of nowhere. And then they have to take a knee and drink the entire thing.

Yeah, when you get iced. You get ice. I haven't heard of this. You have to take a knee. 2005 much? Hey, 2005 called. They want you to be present when you're there. What was I doing in 2005 that I didn't know about this?

Or maybe it was 18 years ago. 2010? Oh. It was a, no, I would say 2005. I was in college and that was a thing that was happening. Let me look this up. Smeared off ice.

What do you call it? Smearing off ice. You got it. You nailed it. No, but if I look at... Iceing. You iced by your bros. Iceed baby.

Smeering off icing. People still do it now. Icing is a game and an internet meme that was popular in 2010. Oh! Hey, I was doing... More in line, people died! I was doing bang-bag-big already. I was far too busy to be icing.

Boo-b-b-da-da-da-da-bo-bab-dee-bab-do-bab-doo. Bo-ppab-do-bab-da-di. Bebba-di-bba-di-bba-di. There's been some doubt over whether this is an organic phenomenon or a marketing stunt by Smyrnav, which the company has flatly denied. Oh, my God. Let's take them to court. I need, I want to put them on the stand.

Beyond the implicit slur on the beverage's taste, I doubt any alcoholic beverage company would want to be associated with a drinking game that stretches the boundaries of good taste and common sense like this one does. At the same time, the viral spread of the game has seen a boost in sales for the company. Oh, interesting.

They only want to be associated with the tasteful drinking games. Yeah. But what is it? You have to, you, okay, they touch the bottle and then they have to drink the whole thing? I believe so, yeah. Cool. We should play this. It's really cool.

Do you want to play this on the next step? I'm going to ice. Do you want to get some delivered? I'm going to ice you guys. Buy three smear enough ices. I think we should do videos where we surprise each other with icing. And then we're all wasted. Sounds good to me.

It sounds great to me. Speaking of games. Yes. We don't do games on this show. No, we don't do them. And this one I thought of the other day. I thought of it fondly. And I said, I want to get my pals to play this with me.

I love it. It's called. The jitterbug game. The jitterbug game. This is where we snap our fingers, much like the rhythm. Oh, here he is. Here who is. Jitterbug?

Oh, the Italian Mr. Bean? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's holding his shoes up. That's not funny at all. What the fuck? Okay, so this guy puts. Oh, but his hands aren't. He puts some sneakers.

It looks like they're on the wrong feet. We don't even have to explain. He's just, he's the Italian Mr. Bean. Who cares? I can't. I can't. And is it the camera person that's going,

oh, no, no, no, no, I think it's a clip. It's some sort of, yeah. Yeah.

All right. Well, it worked on me. I thought it was hilarious. Okay. So the way, the way we do this game is, now I realize I've clicked on it again.

Now I'm going to get 20 million. Yeah, now that I heard the audio, my phone's going to go, oh, you want to see that one. and it's going to find it. That's why I wrote on your mirror and lipstick, welcome to the wonderful world

of Italian Mr. Bean. Why did you have lipstick? Oh, just to write things on mirrors. You just carry it for that purpose. To welcome people to wonderful worlds. So the way we do this is we snap in time like the song,

Wake Me Up Before You Go, Go by Wham! Yeah, wham! Which starts with Jeterbug. Jeterbug. And so we have to think of three syllable phrases that will fit that rhythm. And we keep doing it until we stop doing it. Which will be very soon.

And somebody else will start, except me, because I always get the timing wrong at the beginning. Okay, here we go. One, two, a one, two, three, and voting blocks. I didn't know I was going this way. Oh, I didn't either. Hold on, hold on, start over. One, two, a one, two, three, four, microphone.

Parking lot Mr. Mike Mr. Bean Bean salad Italy Pizza bye Pizza box

pepper jack pepper jack cheese monster The monster. Sesame Street. Sesame. Oscar of the grouch. Grover of the clown.

Grover the clown. I like the cheese monster. I like the cheese monster. Okay, let's do it again. New rule. New rule. Try to make a phrase that's never been said. Oh.

Oh, okay. I don't know what that means. I'll try it. Do we have to do a Google search before we do it? No. Okay. Getting tired of snapping. We don't all have to do it.

Oh, I was going to give arthritic fingers. Okay. Bobelais. Boba fat. No one's ever said that before, right? Okay, but that's the second one. That's still good. Let's keep going.

Okay, I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Dirty flag Back to be Oh no I thought we're going to hear about Hearing shoe

Hearing shoe Finning man Brain cloth Baby Rock Coolum Coolum Coolum the gang Coolum the gang

A woman is Cool him, cool him the gang. Okay, let's do it again. Okay. Faddy belt. Bootsucker. Tasty toes. Ew.

A little book. I mean, not the most common. But still. Probably only been said three times. Max. Little book. All right. Do you want to do one more?

Yeah. Okay. Same, same rules. Same rules. It's fun. It's unexpected. It is fun. Yeah.

Ring of ice. Sweaterbug. Owcandy. What? Owl candy. Owl candy. Okay, yeah, it's good. Butternut.

Butternut. Squashed. I don't know. We had fun. All right. Do we still have time? Why? Well, I didn't know if we had to fill time.

You want to make an announcement. Yeah, I want to make an announcement. We never have to fill time. We get to spend time together. Well. Well, we can spend time together off Mike. No. It's so great to spend this time together. I think it's time to go.

Let's promote things. Let's promote things. When does this come out? Yeah, good question. I have the same question. If I had to get. two weeks from today. Oh, fuck it.

We have that much banked? One episode? Sure. We're really... Listen, Sunday, July 9th at Loddrum in Highland Park here in Los Angeles of riotopia with Paula Tompkins. It's going to be very fun.

We're back there. What's going on with this? Can we watch Succession after this one? Yeah, we're going to start Succession from the first season. Good. And watch them all in one night. And watch them all in one night. So bring your pajamas and beef jerseys.

I'm going to have a live show that I'm excited about. It doesn't have a date yet. How about December 25th? It'll probably be Christmas Day. No, but, you know, keep your eyes peeled. I'm sure I'll announce it once I actually know. I'm sure you will. Please follow me on Instagram.

I'm sure you will. Yeah. What do I have? Please follow me on Instagram. I'm almost on blue sky now. The fuck is that. I saw you post about that. It's like early Twitter kind of.

Okay. But now I can't get an invite. You have to be invited. You have to be invited. And I can't invite anybody. I haven't been there long enough. Man. I don't want to go.

I have to be a good little boy. All right. Buy the comedy bang bang book. Yeah, man. Buy that book. By the book. It's good. People like it.

Look, you guys are New York Times bestselling authors. That's really exciting. That's true. That's really exciting. And by default, you are too. And follow us on social media at Threatham USA. Write to us at Threatm USA. If you'd like to send us an idea for a three-cher, like the kind of fun game that we just played.

Okay. I'll admit it. It's a game. Oh my God, he admitted it. And if you want to call us and leave us a voicemail, maybe you need some advice. Maybe you like to do something different. Leave us an under 30 second voicemail when you call. If it's 31 seconds, though, Paul, is that okay? No, absolutely not.

Really? You got to time these. Oh, my God. 30 is the absolute cutoff. Really? Yes. Okay. Okay.

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Go to Stitcher Premium or CBB World. They both have the ad-free episodes, and you don't have to listen to us rambling on. Although, I personally, I would listen to the ads because we do them so well. I love them. I love ads. Yeah. Advertisements, I call them.

All right. I call them advertisements. Remember that show Admen? Yeah. Yeah, it was good. Yeah. All right. Goodbye.

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