Threedom - Threevisiting: Adunchables

Episode Date: April 7, 2026

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Let's do next week. Freedom, freedom, freedom. Three or three. Three and three. How many threems can you say in ten seconds? Three. Three, three, three. Okay, let's do it.

Let's do it. Hold on. I'm going to time you. They have to be distinct. Okay, time us. And then say three, two, one. Okay, ready? Three, two, one, yes.

Three, two, one, go. Freedom, three, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, threedom, threedom, threedom, Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom. That was like, I think that was almost 40, freedom. You go out. I have to go now. I rule. Well, I didn't expect him to get so high. I was just counting on my fingers.

You do it, timer. You do it, timer. Hey, just stop calling me timer. Okay, ready? 10 seconds? Mm-hmm. Okay, ready. And three, two, one, go.

Freedom, three. Freedom, three, them, freedom, three, them, freedom, freedom, three. Three, them, three, them, three, and, three, them, three, three, and, three, then, three. And three, three, them, three, three, them, three. 3ºidim, 3dum, 3dum, 3dum, 3rdum, 3rdum. 23. What? That was less than you?

Yeah. There's no way I was going so fast. Let's play it back. No. Freedom 3. Paul's turn. Paul's turn, ready? I'll do it.

Okay, I'll count. Three, two, one. Go. Three. Three, three, three, three, three, three, 30, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three. That's going, nine, nine, nine, nine, six, nine, nine, one, nine, nine. One alligator, two, two, a little girl, three,

you have to say, remember that? No. When you're playing, like, football. So it's like... Or a hide-and-seek or something like that. Football is when it's like, it's before you can rush the passer,

essentially. One alligator, two, alligator, three alligator. And people would like try to cut corners. One out of three out. We were a Mississippi gang myself. We said one Mississippi. We were west of the Mississippi, so we would say alligator.

We were east of the... of the Rockies. Yeah. Yeah. What happens in between the Mississippi and the Rockies? I don't know,

but I do know this. Out of the wilderness north of the border comes a beer to America made to order. And every beer man with a moose head in his hand

is going to be a moose head man for life. A moose head man for life. Is that for Labot Blue? What beer is that? morang that of course

is a moose head and moose head is a beer moose head is a beer I thought it was a head oh yeah you thought moose head was a head so you when you've heard of moose head

you go oh a head why don't moose just say head why don't they just say that what's stopping them look buddy if they could say one word it would be head

I want to share the story with you well tell me I don't know if I shared this before this would be a first That's literally how, that's our catchphrase for the show. I know. Well, I'm the only one that says it.

So we just tell us stories. We just don't. Exactly. Well, I don't need to say the catchphrase of everyone knows it. When Musa... Does Erkel always say, did I do that? Or sometimes he just look. Sometimes he would go, who did that?

Yeah. Moa. So sometimes Erkel, he's fully aware that he did it. And people want him to say it. He just doesn't look. Yeah. When Mushead was a new, beer, like a new import to America.

You've never told this. He might have. That might have been like the prologue to a story. We've heard a million times. Somebody brought... I was up. They were someone said I have parties. Okay.

Somebody brought a case of it to my cousin's house. A case is, by the way, 24. Oh, I could drink a case of moose head. You're saying I could drink a case of Lou's head. And still come back for more. No, I'd still. Oh, me around the road.

What about the-Jem Mitchell people? Okay, man. What about the big cases that are like 30? Have they started making those? Oh, so much bigger than 24 of those. So, so, so it was like a, it's like a Fourth of July. Morely or something like that. We used to have like cookouts.

And so you were invited to the cookout. Wow. When you throw it, you're invited. They had a good, that's so true. They had the best, they had a better porch for it. So that's where like the picnic table would be. And so we had. hanging over there. And then in the evening, people would end up inside. And somebody brought a

case of moose head to this gathering. And so when they, when new people would come in to the room, I don't remember how this started, but they would ask the new person, hey, do you want a beer? And the person would say yes. And they'd say, do you want like a Schlitz or a Miller High Life? Or a moose head. And if the person said, moose head, they would sing the entire song. And then the more people, it was like

that game. Sardines. Sardines where then that person would now be part of the chorus of people singing a song. That's fun. It was fucking hilarious. It was never not funny. It was great every time. It was Jimmy Pardo's podcast. Yeah. That's how that's how it started. He was the

first person I could do 10. That's a start. That's a start. That's a lot. You're going to have me on your drugger. BTdubs. Icing someone with a smart off ice. Beattydubs. Do you remember how I said I thought it was happening in 2005, my dear point?

Well, guess what it was? Dang. Okay, because people, I'm seeing. Wait, did we say there wasn't? Well, because Scott Googled it and it was like 2008. But I was leaving college at that time. And in my memory, people were icing in college. And I'm seeing memes.

Or, you know what? a lot of people are doing right now. There are these, a lot of women I'm seeing who are... Who are technically people. Yeah. People and people say that. I believe them. Can they give birth?

Is that what you're saying? I just don't know. But I believe what they do. Okay. So that was my Trump impression that was just falling away as I was doing it. I didn't even try. I didn't try. Did Trump come out as a trans ally?

That would be revolutionary. Oh, my God. Someone should do a Trump impression where he says all liberal things. Yeah. it's not going to be me um the i get on it jadj jadj yeah shrimp jedge shrimp judge yeah shrimp judge yeah shrimp judge yeah shrimp judge um but what i was going to say was something else oh no i'm seeing sort of a comedy like like niche in instagram of like women my age going like here's what i like me getting ready for the for the club in 2005 and they have all the clothes they have the exact

it's like, I don't know if it's, it is comedy. I don't know if they're comedians or if they're just. Anything on Instagram is supposed to be comedy. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know how you categorize what it is, but they're doing these sort of nostalgia videos where they put on like the exact clothes from the time. I feel like it's seen a little bit of this. It's kind of fun.

Like I go on a little warm holes with them because I'm like, I had all the fucking clothes that they have. It's like very specific. A brown shrug with glitter over a tank top, three layers of tank tops over like low rise pants. I don't have them now. but I had them then. Oh, you had them.

I dressed like that. Why did they have the old clothes? That's what I wonder. How and why do they have all the old clothes? One person, it's clear that her mom saved everything. So she just has all of the stuff. It would be sad if they're buying clothes just to make a video. But that's, I think something that people do a lot.

I think that's joyful. I think people do that a lot. I think it's sad if you buy clothes just to wear them. You know what's sad? Close. You know what's sadder? A billion clothes. Anyway.

It was happy, nude beat. Do you think you'd be interested in... What? The happiest place on earth. Do you think you'd be interested in a video of somebody getting ready for their day in the exact way you did when you were 19? No. You know what I...

You mean getting drunk before going out to get drunker? You know what I've noticed is that there's a new thing where people are like trying on clothes, but they start in their underwear. And it just feels like an excuse just to show just because they want to be in their underwear. People are really interesting. Are they? Because they take a really long time to pick the clothes out. Like, not that one, not that one. But it's very weird.

This ends over in front of the camera. The very end of the video they put on a shoe. You think you'd start with the dress. Here's what I don't need. A video of anyone getting ready. I really don't need it. I really don't. Like I want to see people coming back. Is it a... Yeah. How was it? Tell me what happened. Tell me what happened.

Give me a story. I'd allow you undress. I thought you'd from the dead. Yeah, which I also want to see. Yes, I would like to see that. Look, if you're going to come back from the grave, please make a video. I feel like, I feel like I'm not. I think I understand it more when it's someone showing how to do your hair like this or how to do. But I don't really understand when it's just like, here's what I wore.

I feel like it's people wanting to show their butts, but they, but it like is more classy. Yeah. It is like it ends with me all dolled up, you know, but it's like, you showed your butt. Anytime a butt is being shown is because people made the video because they want to show their butt. There's no question. I also don't like the... What are these videos calling it? I don't like the captions.

Only butts.com. Anyone putting a caption for when they're just posting a swimsuit picture, either funny or like inspirational. Or like thinking about pizza. You know, it's just like, no, no, no, just write, this is my butt. Yeah. Yeah. That's all we want to know in the caption.

Because I'm not sure if it is your butt. I think I need to know. I think an acceptable caption would also be, do I make you horny baby Yes, that would be fine Yeah, and then it's like, oh yeah, I would like someone to put a caption of themselves and it's like super sexy

and they're like my brother's on this site too It's like your brother's looking at this picture of you And your fucking vagina suit Jina suit Isn't that odd? It's like your family scrolls and also sees that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I find that complicated.

It's weird for me with friends. Yeah, right. We know people who go like sexy books or whatever And it's like, oh, well, hello. Well, hello. And I call them up and I say, well, hello, I saw your picture. I don't know if you realized, but I saw your picture. I always, when I...

And I wanted to say, I like it. I didn't think a heart would suffice since I know you. So I thought I should call you. I'd say, I really like that sexy picture you posted. Yeah, I know you probably can't pick up right now. You might be at work. But I just wanted to say I saw that picture. I really liked it.

I thought you looked amazing. I just wanted to say, hey, it's Paul of Tomkeys. I thought he lived amazing in your bikini. You looked amazing. I think I read some article where they, they. I think you did. I think I did. I'm not sure though.

No, where they caught up with a guy, like they figured out who a guy was who was constantly posting on women's profiles like, hey, show me your butt or whatever like that. And they like figured out who he was and went to his work or something. I love. And they showed him their butts. You wanted to see this. It's backfiring. He likes it.

It's literally backfiring. I do, I sometimes do have a conundrum with someone that I don't know that well, but I'm friendly with. When they post like a hot picture and it's like, do I like this? Exactly. Well, because I'll see people liking stuff. I go, oh, okay, you little nasty? Yeah. You a little nasty? It does feel that way. It feels like if I like this, I'm sending some kind of message.

Yeah. Send more. Send more nudes. It's weird because it is just supportive. Sorry, I'm mispronounced nudes. I meant to say send nudes. But what I wrote NUDS, you understood that I bet nudes, right? But then you sent me a box full of nuds, and I don't know what to do with all these. I can't eat nuts because I'm allergic to peanuts.

They're nuds. They're fake peanuts. NUDS. That's the fake dog balls if your dog gets castrated. Now they have nuds? They give them nuds. Yeah. Why do they need fake balls?

I don't know. Is that... Is they give them fake balls? Yeah, you can buy fake. They're called neuticles. You can buy fake... For your dog that's been... Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are they called neuticles? It's pretty great name. Because they're new testicles. Exactly. From the New Testament. But they're N-E-U-T-I-C-L-E-S. So it's like part neuter, part testicles.

Oh, my God. I'm being whipped. Meow! Ops! Catwoman. Catwoman. Catwoman. Did you see the video where she whipped off the heads of four manneacons of?

in a row and everybody clapped and cheered. Do you think? That was pretty cool. What is that? What is that for? Is it just the feeling or is that for? Who is she married to her? What are you talking about?

Catwoman? Batman. No, in real life. Who were you talking about? Michelle Pfeiffer. David E. Kelly. Yes. I recently learned that.

I was listening to Cameron Mannheim. Did you read it longhand on a legal pad? Yeah, I did. That's how he would write. That's where I read it all my information. I get it now that you're explaining it. I have a magic legal pad and writing appears on it every day. I want to know more about that.

What does that mean? He writes out scripts in longhand and a legal pad. Oh, okay. I thought he said that they just appeared. Okay. Does someone transcribe it like reads it aloud and then someone else has to type it? Or does someone look at the page and type it while they're looking at the page? Good question.

Cameron Mannheim was on Rosie O'Donnell's podcast and she had a great story about being cast. I didn't realize Rosie O'Donnell had a podcast. I listened to it almost weekly. And then has Rosie been on Cameron's podcast yet? The camera never podcast? She doesn't think she does, but she loves games. I learned that. But she had a great story about being cast on whatever the show with David.

Boston. Boston legal. I'm not going to tell it all here. But if you want to hear it and you're interested in that kind of thing, it was a good episode. He came to the network. It was like, I have a new show. It's called Barely Legal. These people were almost lawyers.

They just graduated high school. It must be called Barely Legal. But I thought it was interesting. He's married to Michelle Pfeiffer. I'm like, whoa. Power couple. For a long time? For a long time.

Oh, by the way, I was walking the other day, speaking of podcasts, people having podcasts. Which we were. If you're talking about anyone, you're speaking about people having podcasts. But I had just gone, just gone to the eye doctor. Jesus Christ. I just gone to the eye doctor and they did the tiny taps on my eye. What the fuck are you talking about? You know the machine that does the.

Oh, the glaucoma test? It's, what is it? It tests the eye strength or something like that? It does tiny taps. I think we've been over this and we don't know what the fuck you're talking about. No. You can't, it's,

they're imperceptible other than a vague. No, no, it's a little thing they put by your eye and it goes like, yeah. Yeah. And it's,

it's vaguely unsettling. I don't know this one. Test because they actually got rid of the glaucoma test. Okay. Where you used to look at us saying and then you get a puff of eye. Yeah.

A puff of eye. A puff of eye in your air. Right. A puff of eye. A toe of new. Anyway, so I got the tiny taps. Okay. And were you horny harny?

It was so horny Please just cut to the horny part Can I like the picture? So I was walking to the supermarket To grab a couple of things That's not normal for you It was right next to the eye doctor And I was behind these two women

And they were walking dogs And they were like And one was like Oh by the way I was wondering if we should do a podcast together No You should have turned around and gone No

I was like no get out of my space And the other one was like Yeah sure Oh you gotta be a little more excited And they had no premise, by the way. They never talked about a premise. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Hey, what was the podcast?

We both walk dogs. There was no, it was not like. We both walk out in the supermarket. That's our podcast. It was not a podcast about like, hey, I was thinking we should do a podcast about this or whatever. It was just purely like, we need to have a podcast. It was like a business decision. And then she was like, because I was thinking about someone that I might want to be in business with for years and years.

And you came to mind. It was like, I'm sorry. These are the wrong reasons to. People go to. these weird workshops and they're told to do things and then they end up having business-minded goals with their friends. The grind set. But listen, you're telling me you've never thought about people. You've never thought like, I wish, I, like, who can I go into business with for years and years and years and years? Well, because like what I think, like when I meet someone. Yeah. So like,

I kind of do this thing. Like my brain first goes like, are they my friend? And I go, no, no, no, stop, stop. Yeah. Can you go into business with them for years and years and years and yeah. And then I really think about that. And sometimes it's a yes and sometimes it's a no. But that will determine whether I get the coffee. I remember that was when I, when Jan and I were getting serious about each other, starting at the podcast. Yeah, starting with the podcast.

We've been married for 10 years. Yeah, when you guys did stay at homekins, it's when you kind of like, we're like, we're business partners now, hon. Yeah, I get it now. Yeah. So I went out, here's another story. And these are slight stories.

I'm hoping they are trampolines to. Do we now have to begin our stories with here's another story? And I'm also like, we're already talking from that. one. I know. We don't need another one. I'm just saying this is not a story. Another one. No pussy. This is not a story. It doesn't even qualify as a story. So I don't I don't want to say it and then you guys go like, why did you bother with that? But then you actually did start off by saying here's a story. This is the greatest story. Oh. So I go to Albertsons and I'm, I'm behind this,

this woman who honestly is the grocery store. Honestly is probably. It's not somebody's house. Probably my age, but seems harder in some ways is wearing like really short shorts and dark dark sunglasses and seems like really harder. Was it Patricia Eaton? Uh, Patricia Eaton from, from everybody loves Ray.

Yeah, she was the Albertson. Everybody loves Ray. You know, you have less time than everyone else. She was the, I had to take a sip of water. E.L. Raymond. Um, she was the spokesperson for Albertson for a bit.

Um, so. So she lingers out there. Just kind of go, remember? Enjoying Albertson? Because of me? It became your story because you saw. me in the commercial. Isn't that so? So I'm behind this woman in line and there's someone in front of her.

Now this one is wrecked to shit. So that's how we know it's a line. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. At least three people. So she makes room for me on the conveyor belt. Very nice. I put my stuff down.

She moved up her one. Her stuff and put to. Pedialite. She had. Pedialite diapers for adults. The only way that I could describe it as like adult lunchables. Okay. It was like pre-packaged meals.

Adunchables? Adunchables. Yeah, because the lunchebles is clearly for kids. And then there's adunchables. Because adults hardly ever have lunch. Right. We skip because look, we're trying to save a calories coming back where we can't. We do breakfast.

We do dinner. We might have a little bit of protein in the middle, but it's not a lunch bag. Like a big, nice, tea bone steak. Just a nice big stick diane, d'i-surf table side. If we're lucky. If you got time to lunch, you got time to punch. If I got time to grab a little. grab the money. I got time to eat the steak

Diane. So she do not. My favorite work lunch is steak diane. So she looks at what I put down and one of the things I put down are these salad kits, right? They're like basically prepackaged salad that has the dressing and the stuff in them. Right. This is like Lego? Yeah, it comes like like glue, wood sticks. Wood sticks. Wood sticks, woods. Two things. Woodsticks and wood sticks.

Wood sticks. What is the word I'm seeing? What are the tongue depressing? What is that? Pops. sticks. Popsicle sticks. You know tongue depressor before Popsicle stick? I'm more of a doctor than a kid. I've always said that about you. Lori?

More of a doctor than a kid. Yeah, but honestly, if there's a spectrum, I think Scott is more kid than a doctor. I agree. You're because you could never be a doctor. Yeah. What do you mean? I could never be a doctor.

I'd say you're more doctor than kid. If I had applied myself, I could be a doctor. Sure. If I done it and went through medical school and like been smart and all that, I could be a doctor. We're not talking if Sierra Rudyard Kipling. We're talking about what did happen. Okay. If you could go to medical school and you'd be good at it and it would be quick and easy.

How quick? It'd be done in like an hour. It would cost $900. And you can do it. And you can do it. Yeah, I'll do it. And then you'd be good as a doctor the rest of your life. And you'd like it and you'd be happy.

I would like to learn basic like surgery. Medicine. Well, you know how like anytime you're watching one of the like the last of us or something. Everyone's like sewing people up and they don't know how to do that in real life. Yeah. Okay, so she looks at these salad kits and she goes, are those good? Oh, we're having a conversation now. Yeah, so it's turned into a conversation. And I say, they're chaotic neutral. I got you. And so I very friendly. I say, oh, yeah, they're pretty good. She goes, so I would just put my own dressing on. I go, oh, no, they have dressing in the pack. I tend to add chicken to my, you know, blah, blah, blah. And this is an Albertson's brand product or is the same? No, every, every supermarket. Okay, carries this.

These types of things. Carries these. So we have wondering if she was kind of like, I've never seen that brand or like I've never seen the salad kit. Okay. Simply understand yourself.

I need simply understand yourself. She's so fine. There's no tell her where the salad went. I said dressing. Remember the standing went? I said salad. I said dressing. Good playing, king.

So we have a fairly long conversation about these salad kits where and she is made way for me and acknowledged I'm behind her so the woman in front of me finally gets her not the woman in front of

the woman in front of her finally gets her stuff packaged up so confused and she was Patricia Heaton I think so or was the teller was Patricia Heaton it was Miles Teller

okay Patricia Heaton was Miles Teller is it teller what is something you call them Teller you love her Yeah that was two miles tell her. There we go. Tell her about it. Tell her about it. Okay. So then the woman in front of her like pays. Uh-huh. That's important. And then she looks at me.

She looks at me and she goes, uh, are you going to pay? What? And I go, I'm sorry? She goes, wait, is it my turn to pay? And I go, how do you mean? She goes, well, you can't take your food. without paying. And I say like, she goes, aren't you, don't you need to pay for your food? And I go, oh, no, no, no, I'm behind you. And you were clearly standing behind her. And she goes, but this is the reason I tell the story.

She goes, here we go. Oh, what? And I took it to me. She gets into these situations a lot. I took it to mean like, here it comes. Here comes Alzheimer's, you know, like, or here comes, here comes like my, another example of me losing my mind. I felt bad.

I took it a different way. You thought it was like, here we go, we're going to throw down about it. Another person who won't pay for my food. Am I paying this time? That's what she said. Do you think it was the...

Aren't you supposed to pay? Am I'm going to the Tim Robinson? That was funny. That is an amazing thing. 50 Ambers, 55, 5,000, 5,000, 5,000, 5,000, 5,000, you haven't seen it.

I haven't seen any of it. Oh my God. 155 amherst, 525, hot, hot, I do have months. I do have one's five five ticket, 10, five, ticket, 10,

a figure. It makes me like to watch it today. You have to, honestly, the news, I mean, that show makes me laugh so hard. Like, three five every grass.

Where I'm always so surprised. Like, I'm like cracking up. Like, it's just, you don't get to watch the many things to make you laugh like that. It's true. It's so fun. It's very true. So you thought I should have paid for,

should I have been nice and pay for it? No, no. I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I like the confusion was. I like the, She only had two things. I like the gambit of being in front of someone. Yeah.

And then turn. And maybe if you, the deal is if you just have a couple things, the person behind you has a bunch of stuff. Yeah. If you turn around and say, aren't you going to pay? Yeah.

Or like taking up the little rubber thing and going like, we're together. Yeah. I got you. But also you strike up a long conversation with them. Yeah. About their items. And then hope that they.

You praise them a little bit like, oh, that's great. Oh, what a smart idea. Also, do you put the dressing in the bowl? or how does it, oh. Oh, do you put the dressing in the... Does the dressing go on top of the salad or like, do you just swallow the bag?

Could I put the dressing in here? Drip, drip. All right, we have to take it. I don't know about you, Paul. Well, what would you like to know? Okay, well, let me tell you something about myself and I'll see if you relate. Okay, I like... I like things too.

I... What's that song? I like. I can't remember any example, but it's permeated through my breath. I love you too. Anyway, I like keeping my money where I can see it, but I don't like big wireless carriers. Oh yeah, I know this. Yeah, so after years of overpaying, dealing with bogus fees and these quote unquote free perks that actually cost more, I finally just, I gave up.

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Well, we do. We do. Combines. Yes. We try to wear one community outfit every day. I just got a great duffel, like a sort of to go bag when you're traveling

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But those are the two things. What? Those are the two things that happen to me. The idea of when we're being stuck to get you to pay for, like, her two items. Oh. Oh, did my items fall into your pile? Oh, no. Oh, God.

My cliff bar is a catarry. Oh, my God. It's crazy. It probably only totals, like, ten bucks. I swear I'd lose my head if it wasn't a ten. That's the thing about items now is, like, only two items. That's the thing about items now. Recent item news.

No, but remember. Remember the day. Everything is $100. You'd be at the supermarket. Someone would have two items. It would be like, here's a couple of bucks. Now it's $10 probably for two things. It is $10.

So it's like, why would you ever offer to pay anything for anybody? I forgot about reverse flash. What was his deal? He was just the flash with a yellow costume? Yeah, with red boots and stuff. But he could also run fast. He had the same powers.

He would have to run backwards, though. No. Why wasn't his thing he was really slow? Yeah, slower than normal people. How does that help? Could you doge? Could you doge? I could doge anything.

Here we go. Let's name thing. I'll play doge ball right now. Here we go. A cup. I can doge a cup. Are you sure? Here.

Here's a cup right here. All right. Can you doge it? Yeah, I can doge it. Can you dodge it? Test me. Can you doge it? It's right here.

Doge it? Doge! There, I did it. You doldged it. Wow. Incredible. You like my dollge style? I yell dolled.

before I do it. It's not bad. Thank you. Although I feel like it's tipping people off to the fact that you're going to doge. Well, I don't always have to do it. So are you doing false flag dodges? Yeah, all the time. You're just yelling, indulge, and then not doging?

Yeah, in crowd of theaters. Oh, not in crowd of theaters. Yeah. What about yelling fire in a theater that's not great? That has like 10 people in it. That's cool. I think it's allowed, of course. Yeah, it's just the stampede factor.

It is the stampede factor. It is the stampede factor. That's what they're worried about. So if it's under capacity. And it's 10 people who can get out fine. But why isn't capacity? Here's capacity in theaters should be low enough to where if someone yells fire, people get out safely. Yeah.

All theaters should have. I'm going to say 50 seats and 10 people max. Can I say, speaking of theaters? Yeah. I saw The Little Mermaid. Oh. And I wade in the ocean? Yeah, I saw her.

I saw her and I threw a harpoon at her. And I got her. Speaking of theater, I saw a little mermaid in the ocean. I saw her and she was swimming and got her. I loved it. Have you seen it? I know. Well, I'm not 12.

Okay, well, neither am I. But I thought you were more doctor than kid. Well, in this instance, I was more kid. But I loved it. And it was, Hallie Bailey is so wonderful as the mermaid. It was just great. I loved that movie so much growing up. So I was really excited to see it.

And she is so earnest. and sweet and has a great voice and she had, I got chills. Some of the songs I clapped after. Clap your ass? I clapped. I clapped my ass. Everyone in the theater stood up and clapped their asses.

Stating ovation. The people at the what's that shit's counterly? What's that noise? I went to a little murmur at the other day. I never heard applause quite like that. The weirdest thing happened after every song the entire audience stood up.

It's honestly really cute though, but I would say for kids, a little scary. Yeah. Oh, I heard somebody told me, and this is a spoiler. For what?

For The Little Mermaid. Okay. Because this is at the end of the movie. Okay. But I mean, you kind of know what happens. Yeah, it's the same. It's the same story.

Stories. But there is like an unintentional jump scare. Wait, which part? They, she's sailing off with Prince, whatever. Eric. And then, uh, Prince. Poseidon's face appears in the ocean out of nowhere. And apparently it was like King Triton.

King Triton, excuse me. Yeah. Yeah. Same guy. How ridiculous to say Poseidon. It's Javier Bardem. I know. One of my wife's crushes.

Wow. Really. Yeah. Is it is that a free pass situation? No, I won't allow that. You want to allow when passes? You should go to the movies with her. Let her see him.

Yeah. His hair's flowing in the water. You're all hot and bothered. Yeah. You like Javier Bardem? What about one made of water? Yeah. Let her see that.

Let her see that guy. I want to find this because somebody sent it to me. But I don't remember the thought that I had during that part. You don't remember the hut that you had. The thought. I don't remember having a jump scare. I don't remember thinking anything. That hole.

What are you trying to find? I'm trying to find. I have the video of this. Here, plug it in. Plug it in. Just somebody sent it to. Plug it. plug it in

oh my god someone sent you a video okay a little background they found the ending people send videos to Paul all the time he's what we call the video guy they sent it to my PO box and I convert them

and I put them on my phone and thank you by the way everybody for sending me your videos I love them all there's even some that are mean about me and I still love them still love them you love them so much people they say mean things about me

and they they like laugh on my face. Is this the one? Yeah, that's it. Can you, can you? She's so fun. There you go. Why don't you get closer?

Where the morning went. Do do do do do do do do do. Happy New Year. Okay, okay, here we go. This is the video of the ending. I love this part. This was like a Lynn Manuel song they put in. One place.

Okay. Let me see. Wait, what is this? Oh, this is from the actual movie? Because there were some hunks in there. Yeah, the mermaids are all hot. What a multicultural group. They're from all over.

I love it. Even if it is woke. Get to it. Get to it, bitch. Someone made this video, like, tape the screen. That doesn't scare me. That doesn't scare me. I thought it was that

What'd she say? It said like, good doy to doy. Good doy to do it was like dubbed over. Good doy to doids. I thought it was that his face appears in the water. Oh, maybe it does that later. Godoy to do it. He looks ridiculous.

Well, you're used to him by now. I got to say this looks like the fakesest movie ever made. No. You don't get it. That shot looks okay. No, it honestly is really well done. And I was so happy. I thought it was...

Is that the end of the movie you just showed us? Well, that's not shocking. I thought it was so... Yeah, that was really oversold to me. That was not scary. No, it was not. It was one of the best... It was weirder when she went Godoy to doy.

Yeah, she said, Godot, do it. It's the best live action Disney so far. I thought this one kind of walked the line of the animals being... What about the line? That was a great remake. What about Panachio? Panacho, I haven't seen, but I heard it's really good. But no, Pinocchio isn't a remake.

Oh, I heard. You heard that one? No, no, the other Pinocchio is good. The new one. There's two new ones. That's what I'm saying. There's two new ones. One is a Disney remake and one is not.

I can't believe so many were happening at the same time. What's going on? Everybody's lost their damn mind. I know. Everyone needs to fucking take a chill pill for one second. Everyone take a chill pill, please. I loved it and Melissa McCarthy was great and it was really fun. The end.

How much did you pay? To see it? Yeah. $11. How much would you pay? I paid $11. because my friend is a Stubbs member and we went to a matinee and she got

She split it? She got all the tickets She got in for free and then you guys split the Free? Well, if you're a Stubbs member, I think you get in. Yeah, I guess we all got a discount. You get free movies for life. Yeah, we all got a discount from it.

For life as long as you pay. There was that thing. It's a one-time fee. There was that thing though for a while where you could go to as many as you wanted. That's something different. That's movie past. Movie pass. I was like, I missed that, but I missed the window.

like two for free or something with stubs. Anyway, the whole reason I know this is because I signed my parents up for it. I bought them both really expensive subscriptions. And they in March of 2020. Wow. And then they're like, that's my donation to keep theaters going. Yes. And then had a long email chain trying to convince them not to go. No, no, trying to get the company to defer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you're not open. And they were like, no. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, anyway. Caviott emptor. Yeah, buyer. Buyer beware.

Buyer Brear Bear. Buyer. Bire Bairr. Biree. Never sicker. We're just naming jobs you got. What are my other jobs? Pines shrinker.

That was just in my spare time, on my own penis. Trinker. Do you remember Dr. Shrinker? Are you old enough to remember? No, what's that? It was one of those Saturday morning live action shows. Like Electro Woman and Dinah Girl? Exactly, my dear boy.

And this was about an evil scientist named Dr. Shrinker. Why does he have to be evil? He was a madman with an evil. Anyway, go ahead. Oh, God. The theme song told us he's a madman with an evil mind. His name things don't lie. His henchman was Billy Barty.

Oh, okay, good for him And I guess he shrunk some kids down Did Billy Barty have one eye? Duda, doodoo da. You don't even sing it now? How did you get there? Like, did he have a glass eye? Yeah, not that I've ever heard.

Who's the guy, Peter Sellers who had a one eye? Peter Falk. Peter Falk, sorry. I just learned that he had one. I thought he had a lazy eye. He fractured. Well, Mike thought he had a lazy eye. We were watching a video.

then we learned in the video, Peter Falk, that he had a glass eye. Yeah, right. He told some stories about it. And it was pretty interesting. Yeah. How did you lose? I don't know how we lost it. Oh, God, he told the story.

Hold on. He told the story. It's where my memory comes into play. Was a lovely lady involved? Yeah, three boys of his own. I've talked about that one about Raoul Giulia. His eye falling out of his socket. Oh, yeah.

And then he just popped it back in. Yeah. Oops. I can't remember what the other was in my eyes. I sound more like, pussy and booze. I know. I mean, he does not not sound like Raulul Julia. That's a good, good point. It's a good point. Hello, Sally.

How did Peter Falk lose eye? How did Peter Falk lose eye? He had a cancerous growth at age three. And his eye was removed and he was given a glass eye. Wow, I mean. It's amazing they were able to. It's amazing they were able to get it out. I mean, maybe these days with modern surgery, there would be better ways to do it.

But at the time, that's what they did. And he grew up to be an incredible famous actor. What a success story. He played Columbus. Yeah, 1492. Rex Harrison, My Fair Lady Fame, also had one eye. Sammy Davis Jr. Sandy Duncan.

Sandy Duncan had a glass eye. From the Hogan family? Yeah. She was great on that show, by the way. She was great on that show. That was a remake. Yeah. Well, you know, we've talked about the story.

Valerie Harper. It was called Valerie. Valerie. And she was like, I want more money. And they were like, fuck you, Valerie. Then it was Valerie's family. No, then it was the- I always get this wrong. Hogan family. Starring Jason Bateman. What if, I like to think, though, they kind of eased you into it. It was like Valerie's family for a little bit and then just the Hogan.

Also extra fuck you to Valerie. Once you get to know that they're a last name as Hogan. Then it's like, no, now we know it's the Hogan. They were a good cast. I watched that show in reruns. Was it Jason Bateman? Yeah. Good for him.

That's it. Others? Mm-hmm. By the way, I thought, by the dad. By the way, I thought the smart list doc is fun Is good I enjoyed it You watch it?

Haven't seen it? Oh yeah, I liked it I liked their dynamic together I like the director Sam Oh yeah, I did his show Yeah, I liked his show It's fun because he his interview show Sam Jones

Yeah Is all in black and white And he's a photographer and he Yeah And then he takes photos in black and white And they're really cool And then he did the whole This thing is in black and white

He did the whole series of Black and Way too. Yeah, yeah. Does he know that color? I don't think so. I think I would want to show. And now it's too late to tell him? I'd want to show him the Wizard of Oz and see his reaction to it. Fuck.

Wow, because that part? You know. That part, though, when then they get all. Then it'll just start filming everything at Scipia. When like the Tin Man starts talking and he's like, he's like able to talk. And there's a good while away the hours. Because if he saw that, that would blow his mind. If you saw that lion talking.

Holy shit. No, but I thought he did a good job with it. And I really liked watching those guys. And I would like to do something like that with you guys. But you won't. Well, no, show business is not interested. Oh, well, I think if we made a video, people would watch. Wait, if we all were famous.

Oh, okay. And Lauren, you're going to be. We're counting on you. We're counting on you. You're going to be like pulling us along on your fame train. I have to like get the deal. Look, you're already at a level of fame that we'll never see. No one's asking us to be on.

things. All right. So I guess I'll just see if a crew wants to follow us around. Yeah. Yeah. See if a crew wants to follow us around. Well, because here's what I think the crew needs to understand right off the bat. We mainly don't spend time together. Yeah. So this would be a show about, this would be like a series where you kind of just see us in our individual lives. And then you see how it comes together on how it plays out on the pod. Like, oh, actually we know Paul was having a really hard week. But then he actually was like having a lot of fun ones who's with his friends. Right. You know. Well, also, they're on tour when they do it and they hang out. No, no, no, it's great.

They all have a suite. They all, they sleep in the same place. They sleep in the same bed? But with us, it would be, we would do the show and then say, good night, everyone in the elevator. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. And not hang out afterwards. I'm not getting in a suite and like watching TV afterwards with you.

Like, it's over. Wait, what are you talking about? They all. They hang out. They hang out. They all get a hotel suite with three separate rooms and all that. and they all hang out and they film them all the time. And they have all their meals together.

And they make fun of each other for everything they eat. Great. Yeah, which I'd love to do. I would love to make fun of you and what you eat. Scott, I would love to make fun of you and what you eat. But I just don't think. You don't have that many jokes about food.

I just don't have the time. I just like to be alone. Look at this cracker. Make fun of this. I have a joke about one thing that you eat. And if you're not eating that every time, then I'm out of material. What's the thing?

I don't want to waste it. I don't want to like burn it now. When you are eating that? Oh, he'll get you. Oh, you'll know. You'll know. You'll know you're eating it. Yeah.

Let me grab this plum anyway. That's not it. I try it. That's right. Going to town on the plumb. We should have done a tour doc when we went on tour. I know. We had so much fun.

Yeah, with our phones and put it together and just we give audience members our phones and they watch it on it. Yeah. And we say, please bring them back after. Please, we need our phone back. We need our phone back. It's one phone and we all use it. We got our one. Jitterbug, we need it.

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BCCs. They're from internet. And by the way, that's not us like. They call themselves. They call that they want to be known as that. Can I say this? I mean, they're not saying I'm a slut, but the way that they are communicating is,

pretty slutty and there's no way around that. And no judgment on acting like a slut. No, be a slut, man. Be a slut. We love sluts. But please get out of my inbox. And into my bed. So get out of my inbox. Get out of my box. So the latest thing. Oh wait. This is not a BCC one. Oh no. Oh no. This is a bunch of people who are a few letters off from the beginning of my email address. Okay. Old school. All right. So they're just and it's like, hey, I just got to town. I'd love to meet you or whatever. This one is, this is from Stephanie. And she is a, M-I-Y-A-D-292 at g-mail.com. And the opening line is... If you want to get a hold of her,

and you're not suggesting you do, but she sounds pretty into it. If you have the answers to these questions, I would write to her. Yeah. The first line is, hey, H-A-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y, comma, then a million periods. Then two emojis of like the girl with pigtails.

Okay. Then we, then we, we, we tab down. We tab down a bunch, a lot of dead space. And then it gets to, are you 100% gay with two wives? That's not where I saw this going. This is already a new twist. Then several periods, several question marks, same two emojis. Then yes, dash, dash, dash, dash, dash, dash, dash, dash.

or dash, dash, dash, dash, dash, dash, dash, no. Question mark, lips, heart. Answer me now. Forward slash, forward slash, forward slash, forward slash, forward slash, forward slash. Then phone emoji, 100, 100 emoji, exclamation mark emoji. Wow. Wow. My head is spinning. Check mark emoji.

Two rows emojis. So they're socialists. Two rows emojis? Yeah. Hmm. So that's what I've been getting every few hours or so. Let me see if I have any juicy. Bams.

Let's see if you have you. What's the latest thing of do you want to fuck ugly girls? Like what is that me personally? What is that about? Like who's that appealing to? People who are, people who feel like attainable think, yeah,

maybe it's just to make ugly girls feel better. Yeah, I bet it. I bet it's ugly girls trying to say like, it's ugly girls sending those emails. Yeah. Trash blue pills. Trash blue pills.

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There's no link to. So are you supposed to write back and go like, hey, the link is broken? Yeah. I couldn't get the link, but my wet Willie is humiliating me right now. And as well as my partner. I also love when political people go, like, they have such dramatic subject lines. it says, Lauren, this is bad. Yeah.

And it's about some fucking poll. I love that shit. I've also noticed a company that just sends automated emails. They now try to personalize it so you'll open it. Instead of like, this company wants you to do this, they'll be like, Sarah from this company is asking this. That's weird. There's no actual Sarah.

I don't like it. There is no Sarah. And I've tried to find her. I've never seen anyone named Sarah. Nope. They don't, it doesn't exist, does Adam Scottson? The limit doesn't exist. Here's one from Lily Shane.

Her address is S. Shankar 91304. Okay. Sounds real. And she writes, she gets right to the point. Oh, good. Well, the subject line is, R.E. I need you to make time for me tonight. Say yes, Daddy.

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I don't even know how to access spam. Your Gmail's like, I think you're going to want to see this one. Let me see that egg plan in between your legs. Oh, okay. I've never been into my spam folder. I bet it's begging for my touch, isn't it? But you know the rules. Always a tit for tat.

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Okay. Yeah. This should not go to Span. So we're going to, we're going to do an old fave called press conference. Press conference. And we're going to text each other. Two of us are going to text each other a celebrity and then a scandal that the celebrity is involved in. And then the other one of us is going to conduct a press conference.

and we, the other two are reporters asking questions about the scandal until they've, uh, the person conducting the press conference figures out who the celebrity is, what the scandal is. It's like that game where you stick a fucking post-it note on your head and your butt. Right. I don't know that game. Who are we talking about two different games? Oh, okay. I think so.

Do you want to come over and play it later? Hmm. Okay, daddy. Okay. So, my dick pop like bubble wrap. So Paul and I will text you, Paul, why don't you text? pop like the twin towers. Why don't you text a scandal and I will text you a celebrity? Why don't you text me the celebrity?

Okay. And then I'll take you a scandal. Well, but I'm saying you, I want the celebrity name first. Oh, I see. Okay. And then I can come up with the scandal. Okay. So I'll text you a celebrity.

I have to keep putting my sunglasses on because I. And it has to be a celebrity that Lauren knows. Okay. So I can't do. Linda Lavin Can't do Linda Lavin Can't do Linda Lavin

Um The first person You think of And I don't know who that is She played Alice on TV's Alice Then I do know who is Which is a television version of the movie

Alice doesn't live here anymore Directed by Martin Scorsese They were saying she played Alice On Brady Bunch No that would be What was her name? Anne Ann Gettys

No Anne What are we trying to use? The lady who played Alice on Brady Bunch. Davis. And B Davis, Anne be quick. And jumped over the candlestick. That's right.

Fool her once. Shame on her. Fool her twice. Hey. Fire in the hole. Fool me three times. Look, I'm not enjoying any of this. Fool me four times? Come on, guys.

Can we stop with the fooling? Fooling me five times. Okay. Now you're just having fun. Fool me six times. This is out of control. Oh, man, there's a comedian. I can't remember who it is,

who did pretty much that bit where he was, it was essentially, full me once, shame on, uh, you, full me twice, shame on me. And then he,

I forget how high he went, but it was like, now it reverts back to me. It was so, yeah, it was really, really funny. All right,

ready? Yeah. Lauren, you're going to start this press conference. Okay. Hi, everyone. Uh,

thank you so much for joining us today. We have, um, who are you? Celebrity, Celebrity, Excuse me. I'm the celebrity?

No. Oh, I thought I was introducing the story. No, I think they're just the, the press, the PR person. Oh, you're not the celebrity. I'm sorry. Yeah. Why are you shouting celebrity at this obvious non-celebrity?

I thought we could play celebrity. Oh, yeah. As a family. Thank you all for coming. Obviously, this is a big deal what we have going on here today. It's not something that we want to be talking about at the same time we need to address, just get ahead of it. So whatever questions you have, we are going to allow them.

Is this going to affect his, uh, educational shows at all? You know what? We're really hoping not. He didn't intend for any of this to happen. I think that what he said sounds very intentional. Which part of what was said. Do you think this is going to destroy his credibility?

I see, I think the fans know his true soul and his true nature. I mean, he has been doing this for such a long time. But I do, I feel like the fans are the ones who, this is like a slap in the face to the for him to say something like this. Right. So I'm not sure exactly which part you're speaking about because there were a couple things

he has apologized for. It was a very brief statement. It was not a lot of fat on that. Half of it was very contradictory to everything we know about the world. And then the second half was just an insult. Just a slam. So you're saying Bill and I said

the world is flat, you idiots? Well, he's close. I mean, the second part of what he said. You can try to paraphrase it now, but we have it on tape. I mean, he likened that condition to the

I don't even want to say it to the status of the cup size of so Bill and I said the world is as flat as like as Joan Rivers Tits John Rivers no is someone more personal to me

your wife's tits no my wife has a loving large breasts she has loving large breasts this is about someone that I used to be very intimate it with those breasts. Your mom? Yes.

So Bill and I said the world is flatter than your mom's chest. Yes. I mean that's close. I got there really close. You did pretty good. Thank you.

All right. All right. So who's... I will... Oh, Perfect time. That was really weird. That person is zooming by.

Okay. That person was acting like a dog who had the zoomies. It was very fine. So I'm going to text you. Yeah, you're going to text me a celebrity. I'll text you a scandal. And then Paul is going to run the press conference,

and we're going to have a good time. I'm some new a celebrity. Yeah. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. It's like our whole music. Part of the issue is I think they thought we were going to be done at a certain time and we've gone over that time. The audience?

No. We should not have been the gardeners. be doing this podcast anymore. Should have been the two years ago. So we'll do one more and we'll, as long as Lauren sends me the celebrity. Oh, I'm trying. She's trying really hard, I know.

Not liking what I'm saying. Okay. Do they have to be alive? No, they can be dead. Okay. And I'll text you the scandal. Here we go. I'm having post-lunch crash.

Yeah. Well, we only have. one other because we're this is the last round no i know i know let's just get through it let's have fun i'm just i'm just i'm just did you get it oh yeah got it okay so it's not run the uh go ahead and start okay uh thank you everyone for being here obviously um you'll have questions and i will answer those questions of the best of my ability great um look what did what did her the people she works with think about this Well, obviously An Academy Award winner

doesn't want to be associated with this kind of thing. Is she? Well, the person she works with. Oh, okay, yeah. She herself has not won an Academy Award. It wouldn't make any sense for her to win one. No.

Could you ask a question again? Because I really got lost to them. These people that she is on this show with, the Academy Award winner. She is on a show with these different women, with these different thoughts. And it's like they're all going to have a opinion about this. Suddenly they have to co-sign this kind of activity.

Okay, well, look, I mean, they're obviously a cast as a family and they all can be different people, but still work together. Yeah, but to consume something like that. I imagine that one of her co-hosts is going to have a problem with her eating that. Yeah. Well, just because, I mean, look, we've all seen female transomile. trouble and divine ate human shit. So, so it's not worse than that. That's what you're trying to say. I mean, that's pretty bad, right? I actually think this might be worse because it's not a

thing that we tend to eat. Yeah. And it's and it's actually, and human shit is? Just got a point. All right. Let's let her off the look. Okay. I mean, I don't even know how she got the meat, honest. Is it meat? Is it fish? Did she spear it herself? It could be that was this someone, a fisherman caught? or well look look before we get into all that uh i want to talk about the uh the working relationship and how things are on set okay and of course the academy award winner he she she did what it's all women and you know what she's not all the women she works with she's not gonna like that she's very opinionated and they're all very opinionated in different directions i mean i think one of them

might her political leanings and might lean towards where she doesn't care but look but but it And every morning they get on TV and they speak about things. If there's no way that they're going to be able to not talk about, you know, this person. They talk about what's in the news. This is in the news. Okay. Now, yes, they do. And sometimes they accidentally are the news.

And if Joy Behar. No, but close. If. Deceased. If Barbara Walters says something from beyond the grace. She didn't say something. She said grace before she ate the same. thing. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, that is a mitigating factor. You're right. Yes. And just because it was

it was, I mean, we eat tuna. The thing she ate was a former star of a TV show itself. Yeah. We, I mean, the, the show that has the name that is the start of describing someone giving someone the middle finger. Yeah. Flip her off. Yeah. Okay. If you classify a dolphin as meat, then of course you're going to see this in a certain negative light. But if you just classify dolphin as a fish, then it's not that big a deal, is it? I guess he's got. If Barbara Walters eats a dolphin. Live on camera?

Live on camera. And she had a reason to do it. What was the reason? She wanted people to see how fancy she is. All you got to say is she was hungry. I don't think that conveys the word. All you got to say is she was hungry. And we'll all walk away.

I'll walk away happy. Barbara was hungry. There you go. All right. I'm in my car. I'm in my car. Do you want to grab a bite? I'm good, but I tell you what?

Honey, you're good. Why don't you go? No, no, honey, I'm good. Honey, I'm good. I got somebody at home and your family and I'm not leaving home. All right. Is it a hodown? It's a country song.

There's a weed whacker right outside the window. Oh. Are you a weed ball? I never do. We got to wrap it. Is that a creepy pasta? All right. If you want to write to us,

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Please, God, please God. The 28th, the 26th, August 26th. Come on. No, the other one, too. Is there time? Yeah, there's time. I looked it up. Please come, please come July 9th, Sunday, July 9th, 7 p.m.

Lauddroom in Highland Park. Please, I beg of you. And then the Portland show. And then Portland August 26. And I'm doing a show August 4th, and you can come to that as well. Okay. Be pop, beep, be bo, bo, bye. Bye.

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