Threedom - Threevisiting: And That Was Your Week

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

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It's Tom Thomba thing or is that, because there was a Tommy shop in my town. It was a character who's about this big. There was a real guy who was in the circus. He was larger than a Thomb. But he called himself Tom Thomba. It was a real guy. I think it was a story that became a guy guy took that name. Oh

Chef Google Welcome to the show Oh, I'm very dumb. There's no bigger than a thumb. There's a fairy tip. It's Jones 2. I'm Laura Lapkes. I'm Paul F.

Chunkung. I'm Scott Alcerman. And welcome to 3Dum. Oh, what a day, what a day, what a day. What did Thumbelina and Tom Thumb ever get together? It's their gossip show. I thought they'd get together. It's like, I heard.

Thumbelina and Tom Thumbed up with the card that. I thought they were going to be a the card. I thought they were gonna take it. I thought they were gonna take it. I thought they were gonna take it. I thought they were together. But they were. Thumbelina and Tom Thumbelina and Tom Thumbelina. They should be together.

They shouldn't be just because they look alike. Well, racist. They don't look alike. They're tall as each other. Well, they don't. Oh, they don't. You know, in factoring height. Lauren, the adventures of Thumbelina.

This looks very modern. I'm saying, do they get... Kevin. Shervin has put together, this looks extremely cutting edge. Lauren the adventures of serious questions. This looks very modern. I'm saying do they get Kevin Shervin is put to get they look this looks extremely cutting edge Shevon has put up a link to something called the adventures of Tom thumb and thumb ballina Thumbelina 1999 you are going to say do I care about you care about it because you're as a tall woman You're like five six or something. I'm five ten, my man. And I just posted a meme today. Well, you got to be taller than five 10,

because I'm five 11. Exactly. I posted a meme, you got to see it. It's not funny. Oh, it's not going to be chicken in the corn. And don't get all excited, and I hope you people are still donating. Are you posted a meme?

I did, can you believe it? I posted a meme. Yes, well, you look at it, by the way. We should say that, that, uh, uh, uh, brushy one string. Yes. His, his kickhy one string. Yes. His, his Kickstarter ends tomorrow. Yes.

So, and he's so close, so close. Go over the top, guys. You have to, like, you have to. Okay. You have to. It's your moral imperative. I'm getting, I'm getting a jingle. His, okay.

Are you gonna get a jingle? I'm gonna get a jingle. We'll play it on the show. You are. Oh, good. His music is really great. He's terrific. And it's where we, we, on the show, we played a very isolated part of one song. And he's really great. He's terrific and it's where we we on the show

We played a very isolated part of one song, but he's really terrific. Yes. Yes. The meme is it says why does this make sense? And then it shows a Teller person shaking hands with a shorter person and the Teller person is labeled five nine girls and the shorter person is labeled five nine guys They're just like way shorter because it is true and guys are five nine. No, they're lying. Oh, they're lying. They're lying. So wait, you're lying about your heels I'm not wearing heels in the meme, okay? The meme you're not but that is you and the meme. It is me and all memes I modeled for memes back in the day when I couldn't make a buck

You're that's why we call you meme ballina You know those people in the meme about the guy looking back at the girl passing and they're real people, right? Well, they're not drawings. No, somebody wants posted a red image. Yeah, somebody throws it a page. They throw it a page. When I see a page, I got a throw.

Somebody posted a red image. Throw stuff. Throw stuff. Throw all the other pictures that those people were, stock photos. Oh yeah. Those people were in the middle of the story. Dude, I know someone who's with a stock photo and then chained up in like a lot of all the other pictures that those people were stock photos. Oh, yeah, people are in the middle story I know someone who was a stock photo and then chained up in like a camp a Political campaign again. Oh really Boys don't pose for those stock photos. It's worse than porn lady. How much you gonna pay for that?

Ladies ladies, it's worse than Like in my sense, I could see myself totally doing it as if I just moved to LA and someone's like, look, you wanna come here and just like pose, you get 500 bucks for the day. No one will ever use pictures. We would have to be someone you knew or could it be a stranger going, hey, just come and pose.

I don't know. I've got myself into many situations. Although I've seen Kate Hudson as a fucking frame filler picture that was definitely like an old stock photo. What does she have to do that for? Not that it was like, I don't know, maybe it became public domain somehow or something. Oh, so whenever movies be came public domain, they forget that they forgot to renew the copy, right?

We should call the cops on their frame store. Because maybe the dollar store. Oh no. Yeah, hate to see it. Gross. Do you like dollar store. I prefer the 99 cents store. I don't like the dollar store because once I had employment there, uh, doing like a,

like setting up a new dollar store, I forgot that it's a new dollar store. It was like your fourth time today. Not even on air. Just hearing the word new. Trigger. You were setting up a. What do you mean? They were setting up a new dollar. This was back when I lived and try to imagine what I meant.

Gus, they opened it. Put up some folding chairs out. Why would there be folding chairs? No, no, no, no. What do you think happens at the dollar store? I don't know. You go in. You talk about you have a problem with alcohol and you drink coffee, you don't

it? You weren't in dollar store. I'm pretty sure. You weren't in the dollar store. I had a great time, it really helped me. You weren't that glad. Well, look, I'm glad. I'm not going to take that away from you.

There was a storefront on South Street in Philadelphia where I used to live and I was between jobs and they were, it's like the two firms. I was going to say And I was between jobs, and they were, it's like the two ferns. You were between, Lauren. I was gonna say, he was between two jobs. Much like the film coming up to her 20th, to your home TV on Netflix. Anyway!

So it was me and a bunch of other people in a similar situation. We were like, meaning money. Meaning money, we were just like, was there anyone who put a gesture and in a similar situation. Who wore money. Me needing money. Was there anyone who just just enjoyed it? Was there anyone who just just enjoyed it? We were doing, yeah. No, there's probably some people that did it for the love.

Like they're like, you sent all my paycheck to charity. I honestly would have fun organizing the dollar store. It was not fun. Yeah. It was not fun. What did you like literally? It was an empty store front and you put in the aisles and all the racks and stuff like that?

Yeah, wow. That's exactly what we did. Did you sweep? No, I did not. It was pre-swept. It was, I think it was also carpeted. Oh, okay. Ooh, gross.

And so you, did you have to install stuff? Was it like a drill situation? It was not a, no, I don't remember there being any like heavy tools like that. I think it was not a no. I don't remember there being any like heavy tools like that. I think it was maybe some screwdrivers. Drills is having that. Drills is heavy. Ham is his heavy.

Depends on the hammer. You get a little rock hammer. You cracking on them rocks. But I'm really weak. Oh, I guarantee them rocks is delusional. From open, I'll join my line. It's Nolan's rock pole. Hi, it's me, Nolan rock Wilcoe, but are you gonna do a bunch of new characters on tour? I was just thinking about that very thing

Yeah, we're going on to her next week by the way. Yeah, I feel like I got I got some that are that are relatively new that I can put in there And then maybe some new until on the way. Oh, but I've been considering it myself It was you get to talk about that. So, how many days was this? Three? I'm guessing three. I honestly don't remember. Why? Why?

I honestly don't remember. Right, it'd been one day, I don't know. What if it was my- I might have done one day and then left. Oh, that's yeah, that was your MO, wasn't it? That was my- One and out. That's my old MO.

I did similarly, I worked for the Mark Taper organization here in town, which is a theater. The Mark Taper forums. They do all the theater in town. They have like, sort of theater. She got his screen name from them. They do all the theater. They do all the theater. Have you seen theater?

Because Mark Taper did it. Because I've seen some theater that I don't think Mark Taper had a hand. Name a theater. Where was it? Lyric Hyperion. Mark Taper. Because fingers in a lot of pies.

Honestly, I wouldn't know if you were kidding or not. But I worked at the warehouse for a summer, and we had to do- Now for the listener, that's yeah. WHER. No, not the way not where the warehouse is. And for the listener that's yeah, W H E R. No, not the way not where the list or that's W E R H. Oh no, it's W A. I don't know.

Scott, you're in T's it. Did you wear a very small? Were you ever a small? I'm like, how tall were you in high school? I was, I think I was tall my entire life taller than everyone. How tall were you in high school? I was I think I was tall my entire life taller than everyone how tell were you in sixth grade? I I don't know come on Scott you know I Remember that thing the lines on the wall I remember like getting higher and higher as I grew older This is very poetic. Remember that thing

Getting higher and higher. As I grew older. It's pretty good, you're right. It's pretty good. Yeah, it's a good song. Makes me think in Neil Diamond. Yeah, I think because I remember that thing. I remember.

I remember the thing. And the lines of the wall. And the lines of the wall. I sent to the chair. I didn't. Talk to the chair. And then the audience goes like, when I got taller, I don't remember when I was like,

yeah, this is as tall as I get. When I get 62, no, I think it must have been in high school because I was, I think I was as tall as I was going to get in high school. That would be funny if that was a moment that people had. And they're like, yeah, this is as tall as I get. I think this is it, people. I think it was a thing where like I kept going up and checking and it was like, nope.

Gonna like topped out, gonna stop by a longer pants. This is it. Paul, what are you? I would be by my long pants. Are you small in high school? I feel like I was the same. What a leading question. Were you small in high school?

Were you tiny in insecure? Are you just getting to a story about how you were small? I was tall, I'm just wondering, because I know a lot of men were very small in high school and then they got tall like later. Really? I was always average, I was always average high. And I never thought about my height until probably very recently

that I feel like I seem, when I see pictures with people, that I seem so much shorter than people on pictures with. You know what it is? You know what I think it is about anything like that with at least our situation is that we have photographs taken all the time. We have to look at them. Yeah. And like it makes you, or like if you're in a movie or doing something, it makes you think about yourself in a way you never would have. We're like, I would never think about how I look that much at all. Absolutely. Usually it's just that piece of glass in my bathroom. Yeah, that old piece of glass.

That old piece of glass in the bathroom. We find out it's not that it looks at an actual piece of glass to see his reflection. He's a witch from a cartoon. But I do think that's changed how you, you wouldn't have thought about your height even. Oh, honestly, yes. I feel like podcast photos specifically

have made me feel bad every single time. Well, let's tell you this thing. Also, your whole podcast photos specifically are terrible. They're notorious for self-genre. I don't know. So the ugliest picture's ever taken. I will throw down right now. The lighting is bad.

The artistry is lacking. We can't position. I think Kevin does a pretty good job because he'll get us into poses and we can look at them. How are the dough boys doing better pictures? That's a good question. What's Yusong is to? What's Yusong?

Please. Yusong did a third wrong. Yusong and Kevin are on with special guests coming up. I saw that on the schedule. Oh my god, I'm so excited. They have their own podcast now. It's so fun, they up. I saw that on the shit. Oh my god. They have their own podcast now. It's weird. All the sub genres, all the made me do.

You can listen to it. Okay. You can listen to it. I'm not telling you. I'm telling the listener. We know that you won't listen and support. Shevon, of course not me. Paul.

I have other things to do. I had to bring you into it. Yeah. Thanks. Please support me. I have other things to do. I had to bring you into it to make it. Yeah, thanks. Please support me and listen to Kevin and you song's podcast. Were you always smaller, taller, whatever you are? If you were ever small, Lauren. I was small and I was little.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. At what point did you realize you were a real string bean? Middle school. That's what I got. A real bean pole. A bean pole. Okay what I got. That's what I got. A real bean pole.

Okay. I got way too tall. I remember being tall. I was the tallest girl in sixth grade. And there was one other girl who was tall with me. And we were five, seven. And then I shot up to five, ten by myself. Three.

I reached my max height in sophomore year of high school. That was the same. Yes. And you? May, I don't know. What are you? What are you? What do you? What do you want to be? I'll give you six one. I'm going lower. I actually would not mind being lower. You wouldn't. Well, as a, it's hard acting like especially doing the comedy bang bang TV show. It's hard getting, it's hard getting lined up next to someone.

Well, that's the problem. There are too many short men. So for me, I feel it's interesting whenever I rarely cast opposite a shorter person. Right. And David, and then we would say, David's bait, he's shorter than me. So that's it.

Right. There's a lot of Apple box work going on when you're my height. Yeah, we didn't use any of this. Well, why are you standing on an Apple box if you're already taller than the people? It's perspective, baby. You know that raiders block. You're so below.

Rock it, that's coming to people. The other person is in the foreground and then you're in the background on an Apple box. It doesn't make any sense. Okay, well Lauren, you're sick of it. No, I want to ask another question about it, but I'm afraid you'll be annoyed. No, go ahead. Was it a point it, but I'm afraid you'll be annoyed. No, go ahead.

Was it a point of concern for you that you wanted to be told were you worried about it as you were growing? Like you wanted you were hoping? No, not that I, again, because I felt like I was like a average height, I was like with, I wasn't like a short kid. Yeah.

Where, like you know when you're in school, if you are known as a short kid is because you are definitely short. And I was never that kid. But I, yeah, I really never, I guess every once in a while, there would be, I would have a thought of like, oh, I wish I was a little bit.

You were like, a little bit, right? You were like, a little bit, right? You were average, meaning like there was nothing to make fun of you about. Oh no, there's plenty to make fun of me about. Not your own. And people did. I was not one of them. Oh no, there's plenty to make fun of me about. Not your own.

And people did. I was not one of them. Is, has every single person in the world been like, this guy right in the middle? The average man. Tim, go back. Has every single person made fun? I don't.

Has every single person made fun of you? They made fun of. Has every single person been made? Like you hear about all these models who are like, oh God, I was made fun of my entire high school career. I never hear them say they were made fun of. I hear them say. I was a bit of a geek. Yes, all that kind of stuff. But they never, I don't think I've ever heard a model say like, oh, people used to pick on me or make fun of me. Yeah. I should pick on. We should, we, kids should do the opposite and make fun of the beautiful people.

Absolutely. Kids. If you listen to kids. If you listen to kids. If you listen to kids. Pick on we should we it kids should do the opposite and make fun of the beautiful people absolutely Listen to me kids listen to me kids Seriously though because they should be taken down Instead of and they need to get personalities instead of finding weaknesses in the people who already have weaknesses. This is like your encouraging school shooters. Yeah, oh no. It doesn't sound good. God, what a bad time we're in.

Yeah, it's not great. It's really horrible. Yeah, it's true. I really, no, poor everyone. I hate going to the movies. Yeah. I feel scared kind of the whole time. Yeah, it's weird.

Although I saw a great movie. Which movie did you see? I saw that as well. Do you like it? I liked it. I'm not a big Tarantino fan, but I liked the performances of the two main performances so much. I really enjoyed it, but I felt like there's a lot of stuff that could have been cut out of it. Okay, I've never seen a Quentin Tarantino film. Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, I thought the acting was superb. I liked that it was a non-linear story. I liked that it kind of went on these different places. I liked that it was sort of true and sort of not. I thought it was really cool. And I also was like, I watched, I realized though,

I watched so much garbage. That it just felt good to watch so many. I was like, good movies that I wish you would watch instead of that one. Hey, I hear. I want to watch all of them. I feel like, I'm like, okay, now I need to have a... A renewed sense of purpose. It's like when you read a book when you're on vacation. And I'm like, okay, now I need to have a renewed sense of purpose. It's like when you read a

Book when you're on vacation and you're like, why am I reading the internet all day? I know like my dream is one of the more than one book a year Yeah, I've been trying to read more and it feels really good. Yeah, I made myself my my wife Janie and I Insta-tuted a no-phones in the bedroom. That's our role. No phone zone. No phone zone. It's a much better phone zone. Don't you think it's much better? It's much better. It's a brain calms down.

It's much better. And so it's, I have gone back to reading at night and it's been, I think it's been almost a year and it's been great. It's been great. It's been great. Because even just that amount every day, you'll read books look pretty fast. So you don't still be reading for hours. Yeah.

I'm a real getting the bedroom, and I'm like a sleep immediately. Oh, good. So I have a lot of... Sorry, Nier. Oh, Scott, it's like the ropers. It's a sleep immediately. So I'm not like a phone in the bedroom guy,

because when I go in the bedroom, it's down to business. So I have this thing. And business is good. J-Jay! Mike and I are watching some Marvel movie with Robert Dunning Jr. everyone was in it. It went on for every tenning Jr. in it, really? It went on forever. And the adventure is the most recent one.

Yes. I mean, it was great. So true. I know. I don't know. everyone was in it. It was the most recent one, yes. I mean, it was great to be out. So true. I know. I don't know. I don't know. This actor Ryan and Junior was in this.

No, I literally was like, every actor was in it. I've ever heard of. These things are so, like, there's impossible, I haven't seen the movie, but knowing about them is impossible to avoid. I didn't, I avoided it. This is amazing. I was like, what is this?

And then he put it on like, and then every every five minutes I was like the what are they doing? Who vangers what? What is doing said I'm supposed to believe that he is with friends with And they're all let me get this super heroes and I'm like and his friends with a wall. I was like I love Robert Johnny Jr. So my thought was okay now I'm gonna go to his IMDB and then I found like five movies of his that I've heard of but never seen and then I thought I'm gonna have a thing Yeah, I pick a person or like a Whatever yeah, and then I watch like a couple of their movies. We did that with the Cohen brothers because cool up

It never seen a lot of their films. So it was me Paul Rust Paul's wife Leslie and Paul Rust, Paul's wife Leslie, and Neil. Not a Leslie's podcast, though. Neil Campbell, I haven't heard it. It's called Feeling the Board. And I think if that was it, or maybe someone else, but we were gonna watch three Cohen brothers movies

on Saturdays and go through their entire filmography, right? So we did the one where we did blood simple. You went in order? Yeah, we went in order. So the first Saturday we saw blood simple, then we saw raising Arizona, and then we saw Miller's Crossing, right? And so then the next Saturday, we all came back and we watched Barton Fink,

and then we broke for lunch, and Coolop had made some barbecue beef. Like they have in the movie? Yeah. And we had French rolls and it was cooking all day and it smelled delicious. And Paul Rust was the first one to go down into the kitchen to get some.

And he got the French roll and he sliced into it, sliced his entire hand open, blood went everywhere all over the ceiling of the kitchen, all over the refrigerator and all into the barbecue beef. Oh my God. And did it make it taste better or worse? Yeah, it was delicious. Oh, I bet.

Oh, that, what? I think you need a wrong hand out in there. Yeah. And he did that thing, he did, it's like a, like an orange. It's crazy. He did that thing where he did, like an orange. He did that thing where it was like, I'm okay, I'm okay. No.

I was like, hey man, do you need to go, no, no, no, I'm fine, you know, and then I looked at him and was like, hey buddy, I'm taking you to the hospital, is that okay? You know, here, let me get your shoes on, you know, because he's freaking out of trying to go like, I'm okay, no, no, everything's fine. You know, and then in retrospect, it's like,

dude, that was a serious, like, problem. And the time blood is hitting the ceiling? Yeah. You gotta go to the hospital. Yeah, but it was so, like, we were so hungry. Yeah, that's so. We were so hungry and then- And you've been smelling it all day. And then I took him to the hospital

and we were there for hours before he got seen. Oh my God. And I'm just like, can someone please bring us something to eat, we're so hungry. And then we never revisited any of the movies. We never- Oh, I know, that'll ruin the fun. Please, a bag of bucals, please.

Please give me a bag of bucals. But now you had never- One on each finger. Lauren, you had never seen a ride movie until we went to see Baby Driver. Well, you watched one in anticipation because that girl invited us when we were on tour. Our hot phones.

Was it hot phones that you watched? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You invited us to see Baby Driver in a screening in New York when we were there and so you watched. I thought I should know a little something before I was. Something, something. But yeah, I liked it.

I was reading some filmmaking articles today and thinking, oh man, it would be so cool to do one of these like, because we have a screening room in my office too. Which you've been to, yeah. So sometimes we'll have people over to just watch movies in the middle of the day. Yeah, that sounds fun. That sounds fun. I've invited every friend of mine.

Message received. Okay, it's fun. Kevin said I've been. Wow. What about you song? Is your song been? Your song has definitely been there. I think your song is hilarious.

Watch it without you song. This week on Do-Boys movie theater popcorn. But yeah, I really enjoy that. So yeah, we should do it. I want to like put on overwhelming. The only reason she's been is to watch the first movie. I don't want to over. You look.

I guess I've no interest in that movie. You're in it. This is, this is not, this isn't. Oh, I'm not I've no interest in that movie. You're in it. This is, this is not. This is not. Oh, I'm not supposed to say that. But yeah, you were in it. Who cares? That's something people want to know. Yeah.

You've told me I've been in so many movies that I haven't been in, and I show up to that. I show up to the theater watch. That's why you went to Once Upon Time in Hollywood. Yes, you told me I was in it. And you waited two hours and 40 minutes, and didn't see the money, waited for the bloopers at the end.

Yeah. I love those bloopers. You hate what? Yeah, I love those bloopers. You hate what? Well, they're not bloopers. Just that commercial. Once upon a time, I met a commercial. Oh, no, they're fake. Oh, I didn't wait around for the end.

You hate bloopers in general? No, I love bloopers. Oh, okay. Let me tell you something. I not only love bloopers, the best bloopers, news bloopers. Oh, yes, we, yes. Can I show you this thing again? Something people people can't see but I just want to show you So I was just watching the view today and it was a rerun and

I was Barbara Walters on it my mom's in town. I threw the first part of the sentence why and the second Day babysitting your mom put it on with this on she'll be quiet Put this on, she'll be quiet. Yeah. I'm learning. Oh, hi, Trash. Hi, Trash. I used to watch the view every day, and I actually kind of still feel like I'd be good on it.

But anyway. You'd be good in a conservative role. Yeah. You'd be good in the view. There were these people. It was like some old, because it's from July, so don't know what it was. Was somebody speaking in the house, the house, what do you call it?

Is that it? Oh, okay. The Senate. Look at this man. He just like has his tongue like, what do you call it? Is that it? Oh, okay. Look at this man, he just like has his tongue like what? What? Blooping out. Why? He's fucking psycho.

She showed us a picture of a guy in a suit who's just literally has his tongue blooping out like a psycho. He's going like, it's cold, but he's in court or whatever. Usually just the domain of animals. Wait, Lauren, what do you know about our government? Three legislative grantees. Okay, what are they? Oh shit. Um, judiciary. Okay. Is that right? Yes. Um, so silent. Oh boy. I know what they are. Isn't legislative. Yes them? Yes, you got it. And then the other one is, what, you know, you know those orders that sometimes

you know what? You know, when the dude upstairs, the man got executive. Yes. Very good. Look, I'm not dumb. In fact, I'm smart. Now, in the criminal justice system, the people represented by two equal important groups,

you know what they are? Yeah. Yeah. That's from law and order. That's right. I should know it because I've heard that enough time. That's right. They're represented by law and order. Oh, is that a hit? No. Crime and punishment. It's the judicial system and the police and it's the crime and punishment. It's the judicial system and the... It's the police and it's the lawyers.

The police, the lawyers. It's one of the lawyers. So they say it. What? We sound like fuck- No, but it's because you can't think of it when you have to. Like, everyone out there, I want to give you a quiz. What's next to Delaware?

You don't fucking know. I don't know anything about geography. That's all I'm saying. If someone out there knew... Are we going to Delaware? No.'t fucking know. I don't know anything about geography. That's all I'm saying. If someone out there knew, they're gonna know. No, no, no one does. No, honestly, I don't know.

I don't know where we're going. This is what I have to tell you about the tour. I don't know where we're going. I don't know what's happening. I don't know who, what, where, when, why? I'm just going, I'm just showing up wherever my chicken is. You're just gonna show up and you're gonna have fun.

I'm kind of excited. I kind of like that. No, although Kevin is showing, oh, hey, go back. Hey, go back. My birthday show sold out, babe. Oh yeah, it is. Oh nice.

Yeah. I'm sure, I'm sure. We're gonna have so much fun. You're not gonna know where you are. We're gonna be in Rhode Island. November 11th, Philadelphia. Come on, don't embarrass me. The smallest day.

I am excited to go to Providence. I've heard it so pretty and I was just in Rhode Island and I loved it. Oh, what were you doing in Rhode Island? But I was there with Art and Marine. I've heard it so pretty and I was just in Rhode Island and loved it. Oh, what were you doing, Rhode Island? But I was there with Art and Marine. Oh, right. Little Compton. Yeah, you're a home of little Bauer.

Right. No. You know. You know. You know. You know. I can't. Why do rappers want to have little in front of their name?

Isn't that? Well, it used to be, yeah. Well, they're to be, yeah. I know, but a little pump and yeah, I know what you mean. A little pump. Yeah. A pump for what, pump. A little pump for what, pump for what, pump for what?

A pump. Dude, we thought that was so funny and then it bombed so hard. My canvard, you bombed. We were at dinner or whatever backstage making up that character and we were laughing so hard. I think he told us do it on stage. He told us backstage what he was going to do. No, and it was different.

He was like, I'm going to do, I'm going to be a little, little, little, little, little, little. No, no, we were, we were riffing on Little Pump, the one pump chump. Were we? Yeah, in conversation then I was like, hey, what are you going to do tonight? He goes, I think I'm going to do a little pump

one time. It was brand new. Yeah, give it a, I remember that. No, it's not. I remember that as well. And where, where was that? I think that was at the ace. No, no, it wasn't the ace.

It was on the road for sure. I think it was Australia. I don't know guys. Anyway, we're not going to doesn't matter who cares. Who gives a shit? We might bomb get ready. That's the fun of it.

You don't know. Look, that's the bar. We just have to clear that bar and Then we're home for which bar? Showing up on chop. Oh, okay. Can we play part of that episode? That's as low as it can go Now yeah, the screen behind me. I'd never know what's on it just turned around and saw my Hand will maybe we should know he sit in front of the screen

We want me to be over there I'm like, well, maybe we should know he's sit in front of the screen. Wait, why don't you want me to be over there? You guys need some help. I want to say in the line. What if we all say, if we sat in a line, just stare at the TV. When you, do you, would you ever, in a restaurant, sit on the same side as your, as you've just done that? I have done that. Mike loves to do that.

Occasionally like the cool up loves it too. She's like, really? I'm getting in. Well, that's a door. Yeah. Mike says get in bitch. So he's already in it. He's like, once you get it, I know he pushes me further in. Maybe he's starting to do an invisible bitch.

Hey, that's true. I've always thought I was about me, but he could be insane. How's this chessboard happening? That's going well. This podcast should be about just us complaining about our significant. I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining. Only you are.

What? I'm complaining about your significant others. That's what I'm talking about. Jamie, I never do that except if we are meeting another couple and then we'll sit there. If we get there ahead and then we'll sit there and it makes me feel very weird. Does it really? I think it's just trying to try it. Do you have a crick in your neck?

You can turn. Yeah, I'm trying to swindle some people, some insurance money. So if you see me on the ball, like I'm wearing neck brace always. Oh, it's not. Why don't you wear these pictures we take? Okay, we need to take a break.

We need to take a break. We need to take a break. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Give us some of your advice here. So for instance, I have an FU Todd who's in love, presumably, or in fact, you're a good...

Yeah, I've got a big time crush. Okay. Have you dried eating around? Oh! Is that a little... And we're back. Um, that is a little bit of... That was sex purge.

Little jump, the one-pump jump from... Lies been... From Brisbane, Australia. In a church. That was such a weird show because it was in an empty church in Felt like. Where is the city hall it says? Oh, city hall?

I thought it was a church. It was a big building. Separation of church and state. It felt like a giant. Not in Australia. Classroom. Like a big, you know, it goes, see it. Well, you were dressed as a hot teacher.

Yeah. Had to chat. I was dressed like that one ACDC guy. Kids. Little velvet, pantsuit. Yeah, I had to chat. I was dressed like that one AC DC guy. Just a little velvet pantsuit. Dude, dude. What are you gonna say? Do you know the whole...

Yeah. That one AC DC guy. Kiss. Kiss. Do you want a kiss? Hi, this is Kiss from AC DC. And we love our costumes. Do you kiss? Hi, this is kiss from AC DC Every it's every kiss makeup put on top of each other. It looks like a mess

The government is God and God is the government don't get it twisted You were saying sister do do you know how you know how there's that whole like hot teacher series high for women? Yeah for guys. Mm-hmm. Is it the same for, is it the same for like, is there a similar kind of thing of like, hunky, hunky teacher? You never saw Rage of the Lost Ark? Yeah. Girls right on their eyelids and says, I love you. Oh.

All the time. I think it says, I'll low. View. What was that response? I did not understand that. Did I give you an idea? Lauren, who is the hottest teacher at your high school? I will never.

You'll never say? Why? No, my crushes were not logical, I would say. They weren't like everyone's favorite person. Were they famous or were they meeting people you knew? No, my teacher. I would just love my teacher and then they, for whatever reason, but it wasn't like everyone else did but I

The book I just mentioned on throwing shade. We just popped into the end of throwing shade and left Scott here for a half hour But the book three women Is this book that I just read like my kind of book? It is very morning It's a book about this this woman at a couple of women to that. I'm in Five women this woman Lisa At a couple of women or that, I'm in. Oh, God. Five women? This woman, Lisa Tadeo, she interviewed women for like many years about their sex lives and then compiled this book that is basically a narrative exploration of these three different women's experiences.

And- It's all just about their sex lives over the years? Yeah, like I mean it filters into their relationships and stuff, but it's it's about like why just their experiences that and how that shapes people were they mad when they found out it was a book. It's all in it's all your best girlfriend. All the details have been changed to make it so like penis has it been turned into vaginas. Yeah. And in one one whole storyline is about a 16 year old girl who has a relationship with her teacher.

And it's so interesting. Really? So one of the women, one of the three women, had a relationship with her teacher when she was 18. Yes. And I'm not really spoiling anything to say that she goes to court years later. Oh, wow.

So it comes up very early in her story. But then they play back like whatever happened. And it's like, it's crazy because it's so interesting. As I feel like, okay, so I'm 33 now, but when I was 16, it would have been so, that's like your fantasy is that that person would want to be with you, like your teacher or whatever. Like, I think he actually likes me.

And like you could, you could weave a whole fantasy around that. But then when you read it as an older person, it's like disgusting. This man has a wife and kids and he has this young girl in his house when she's not there. And it's like so gross. I can't even believe it.

And I'm just like this person is so wrong. It's his student, he's mentioned she was 14. It happened in my school. I think I mentioned that I'm here before. I think we talked about and it is But wait, I don't think that's spanking pen. It's exactly. It's exactly that that when you look at it as a gromp You know what I also feel that way about Maybe because yeah, I'm disgusted

with cool up and court Years later show realize how fucked up I'm absolutely, it's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's. And it's one of my favorite shows. But they've had a couple people on because they have a large idea that they talk about,

but they always ask their guests, do you have a little idea that you'd like to discuss, a little moral dilemma you'd like to discuss? And a couple times now they've had people that have said like, yeah, I'm thinking about having an affair. On Mike, they can ask guests to say that? Yes, yes, yeah, I'm thinking about having an affair. On Mike. Like a guest would say that?

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Who are these amazing open-hearted souls? I know. I'd love to hear all about that. Yeah, and their phone numbers. It's astonishing. To me, what's so weird about it is, how can you say that?

I think that human beings are human beings. You know, everyone's human. If you get caught up in something, I understand you make mistakes, accidents happen when you're at the point where you're saying, like, I'm thinking about doing this. You're, yeah, it's like, it's too chill. Yeah, one of the rationalization, rationalizations was,

you know, life is short, you only go around once. So if you're feeling this thing, you should act on it, or whatever, like, that's fucking the like, that's a terrible idea for society. Yeah. And also, like, I don't know how you could possibly say, publicly, I'm thinking about having an affair. Yeah. You're not doing it yet.

Your significant other will know, because someone would tell them you said that on the podcast, if you don't listen to it. Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah, I know. I gotta get this. I gotta get this.

I gotta get this. I gotta get this. I gotta get this. I gotta get, I got to get this. Also, if you feel that way about like, if I'm feeling away, then I should act on it, then you should never get married. You know what I mean? Yeah, if your whole thing is do whatever you want at all times, yeah. Yeah, never get married. Because marriage is, okay, here's my view on marriage.

Are you ready? Oh God. A lot of people are like, see how I let them into it? A lot of people. Why are you putting us in these tiny chairs, Benio? Okay. Pull down your pants. No!

I thought you were gonna make us sit here. Pull down your pants. No! I thought you were going to make us sit here like you're pupils. You're not. Get and make it and get. So I've, you know how people go like, oh well, I wasn't being given what I needed anymore. I guess there could be some validity to that, but I kind of feel like marriage is more about it.

It's such like a crazy. But if you get to the point where you're planning something, well, the most recent person was not in a relationship. So I guess they felt removed from it like, hey, if this guy wants to cheat, then I can do that. I understand saying that more. Because it's like...

A little bit, but it's like... No, because it's not your relationship that would be damaged by it, It would be someone else's. So you can say, this is my dilemma, and it's not ruining my boyfriend's life by me telling you this on a podcast. I mean, it's not good, but I'm saying, I understand that more than a husband saying.

Yeah, a little bit more. Yeah. But it is also, if you are, the person wasn't freezing it so much like it was a dilemma, it's like, well, I do this or won't I? You know what I mean? Which I don't, I just feel like if you're at that point. You can avoid it.

Yeah, of course you can. And I feel like even if the other, I don't know, there, even if you're not in a relationship, you still have to consider this other person. Because anything you're hearing about that person, you're getting from this guy, you know what I mean? That I'm so unhappy in this and that. It's like, I guess I'll take your word for it.

So let's have sex with each other. But, okay, keep going. Keep going. Well, I just think it's like such a responsibility when like a person decides to marry you. You know, like a lot of people look at it very selfishly of like, oh, am I getting what I want out of the marriage? Am I getting what I want out of the marriage?

But it's such like an incredible responsibility to know that like that person's whole reputation and their happiness is like, they've chosen you to tie themselves up into that. You know what I mean? That it's just such a, like, it just seems, you know, because like when it comes out, oh, she was being cheated on or he was being cheated on, it's just like such a disruption of their life that they don't deserve. I think that is true,

but I think if you are unhappy, you should not be married to someone. No, no, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like, a lot of people see, look at their happiness, it's marriages and equation to them of like, how happy is the other person making me instead of like, and what am I bringing up? How happy am I making the other person? Well, also, how happy am I in general? It's like, look at your life. It's not like dumbass.

I think it's unbelievably selfish to say, well, I have no choice but to have this affair. This is what I have to do in order to be happy. I mean, there's a story like that in the book as well. I highly recommend this book, especially to people who are interested in women's stories. Yeah, that lets me out. Not really. That's what I figured.

I think you should divorce. If you're going to have someone else divorce your spouse and then get back together with them the next day. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense to me. That makes sense to me. That makes sense to me. That makes sense to me.

That makes sense to me. I love that idea, actually, for everyone. I love that idea. Why would I love is that idea specifically? I love that idea. I love it. Do you love it? I love that idea. I love that. Do you love that idea?

I love that idea. Paul, you were just checking your watch, but it was because it was an email thing, right? I just wanted to see what the date was. Oh, what date is it? I don't know because the hands were covering the date. What hands? The hands of my watch.

Oh, okay, I understand now. Well, there's nothing there. I think today's the 13th. Oh boy. It is. Fun. Thank you. A rare timest's the 13th. Oh boy. It is fun. Thank you. A rare time stamp for the audience. Oh boy.

The recording is August 13th behind the scene. Now you know. When I, please don't tell anyone. Cool out. Speaking of marriage, cool out, and I got married on the 13th, and my mom was like, because we were thinking about September 11th. Oh yeah, I forgot that. Of what year? 2001.

No, but we were, it was like one of those days it was going to be September 11th or September 13th. Well, we were married in 2008. So you would have willingly chosen September 11th as your anniversary? Yeah. Because it had to be. Because you would never forget. Yeah, it had to be around that time, right?

And it was just like, what are you gonna do? Yeah. So, I was talking to my mom about it and we said, oh no, we chose the 13th and she's like, oh, some people think getting married on the 13th is unlucky. Oh. I'm like, it's better than September 11th.

Yeah, come on. Yeah, but then your anniversary is on Friday the 13th every four years or more. I guess. But then my mom, I was not going to her about why she got married when she got married. She got married on July 3rd. And she was like, well, I always, you know, I always grew up wanting to be a June bride.

And I was just, I really wanted to be a June bride. Just it sounded so great to me. And then your father was like, well, you know, I want to be a June bride, it sounded so great to me. And then your father was like, well, you know, I want to be a July groom. I would be so insane. It's like, why is that? I understand being a June bride, but I hate the concept of someone saying I want to be a July groom. You just, but you hate the idea of a man wanting anything. Yeah, yeah. I'm just like, you get married on the day she said my man. I think my dad, there was some sort of like army,

not army, but National Guard, like discharge thing, you know, whereas like I only have July 3rd. Okay. But my mom's reaction to it was like, so I thought about it was like, yeah, that's good enough. It's almost June. There we go. Yeah, well, she's been really delighted

when you were born a day before their anniversary. They must have been very sorry. How do you know that about me? Cause I know people's birthday. I don't know. I know yours is September 6th for the first time. There you go.

Because you just said it. But now you know. And me, but I'm September 12th. That's right. Oh, that's right. Now Kevin, I'm gonna make a total while. Oh shit. Because I'm sure your birthday has been posted. I've

heard it's been talked about ad nausea. Kevin is frantically pointing to his mic. I'm gonna make a guess or you want to give me a hint. I'll give you no. I want to make a guess but keep in mind I just said it like a half an hour ago. You did? Oh August 23rd. Yes. I'll never forget it. Oh that's right. Yeah. When you said it. When you're out of the room. We're gonna have a show that day. I'm actually so glad you said because I would have I'll never forget it. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you did. You said it. You were out of the room. We're gonna have a show that day. I'm actually so glad you did it

because I would have looked for a little while. That was off mic, right? Yeah, it was off mic. August 23rd. August, cut all the stuff. I'll never forget. I'll never forget. Cut out anything you've all been doing.

I remember birthdays of people I knew when I was little. I liked, and I never really fucking do. I could tell you so many people for my elementary school's birthdays. Darth Vader? No. Did Darth Vader of a birthday? I don't give a shit.

There might come a good reason. I need to know that. Do you think that he was ever like, the empire is like, ha, okay everyone, come on. It's Darth Vader's birthday. He's like, no, no, I told you, I don't want this. Oh, I don't want. Come into the break room, it's Lord Vader's birthday.

Who got the cake? Sign the card. Lord Vader, it's been such a pleasure working with you. I love your outfits. Does he wash his outfits? To the guy who makes black anything but basic. They should do that instead of roasting people that should have character, like, birthday celebrations. And you can like, wait, instead of roast, we should have birthday celebrations.

We should do celebrations of characters. And someone sits on stage as the character and then everyone does that kind of thing. It's like the opposite of historical roasts where they, that you take famous characters and celebrate their birthday. I feel like roasts are, I mean, obviously so mean. And I have a hard time with a roast.

You know what would be better as funerals are so touching, why don't we have like pre-funerals? Exactly, we're roasting. You want us to throw you a funeral on the tour? Yes, please. I'm only roasting. So what we would do. I don't know what we could express ourselves.

Look, it's what I do. I'm a roast. I'm a peanut. I'm a peanut. I had a roast one time before I moved to New York to do this. I wanted to think. It was a lot of fun. Jimmy Parto had one for his bachelor party and it was fun too. That makes sense.

I think it is fun. I think I would have a hard time writing things for it. I think walking that line of being mean, but everyone's so liking it. Some people worried about it. Some people worried about it. And Jimmy was somebody who was worried about it. Right. But it turned out everyone was really funny.

It was affectionate. Yeah, absolutely. Yes. And there was even stuff that, although I got very upset. Like you cried. There was unexpected stuff, like unexpected areas of ribbing that I was like, oh, that's what people think.

I don't know, people knew that about me. It's like picking on some of you. I thought I'd kept that secret. I always wanted you would say. Oh, there was a lot of talks, a lot of talk about my anger. Oh. I was like, I like your anger. I thought I'd kept that as a secret.

I think it's pretty good. I think it's cool. I think it's cool. I always think it's fun when you get mad because you're so mad. When you get mad? Yeah. Well, here's the thing. You can never get mad. It's good. I always think it's fun when you get mad because you're so mad. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. You could never get mad.

It's scary. I do not suffer full madly. I'm always scared. I get mad. I get mad. I like when you go off. As a king. Go off king.

I will say in you weren't, you didn't come to England with this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't. I wish that you had. Man, damn. Oh, cookie buns. I know where I was. I will say I don't think I told you this ball, but.

Oh, I had my nasal surgery or something. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't fly. I was really afraid. And I had one, I had like a deviated subdominated. Yeah. They put them with lasers and like, and.

And it's like Darth Vader. I had one night where I woke up and like I I was like, I had blood nose and like, I was bleeding so much I went to the, you pulled out your nose off practically, yeah. Over the tub and it was just gushing and then I put this big slud of blood came out. I was log of blood. I was honestly really afraid

because I think that was like the clotting that was holding it all. Yeah. Mama. Whoa, mama. Anyway, I just pulled out my slug of blood! I was too scared to fly, because they read that it could be really bad. No, but Paul, I heard you yelling at someone in the hotel in Cheffield,

because I think I had the hotel next to you. Who'd you yell at? And you were like, you were like screaming someone on the phone. Really? Like what? I think it was a Bajak Horseman thing or something. I don't know. Oh, maybe you were reading to a table read.

No, no, no, no, no. No. You know what? I might have been. You had to call in and do some of those. I don't know. Oh, maybe you were reading to a table read. No, no, no, no, no. You know what, I might have been. I thought you had to call in and do some of those. I can't imagine. I know you did have to do some of those, but it didn't sound like that. But plus it was a time chain, so. Give me more lines on boja.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. I want to be a horseman. What the fuck, can't imagine what was going on. I would love to overhear you guys when you think I can't hear you. I don't. Ugh. No, if you were mad at someone,

I would love to be like, cup to a wall. I would be mortified. Oh my God. I'm trying to think of I won the last. Yeah, I don't know if I'd respect you or not. I mean, I'm saying respect your privacy. I don't know. Oh.

If I heard you mad, I would respect you. No, I would respect you for sure, but I don't know if I would maybe go, I'll put on headphones, or if I would go cup to a wall. Can I ask you this? Are you a person, are either of you a person who will look in someone's medicine cabinet? No. No.

It depends on my mood. I don't even know if I would know what I was looking at. I might go like really, if I'm going to do it, it's like the quietest thing that's ever happened, and I'll go like, and then I'll be like, what do I think I'm gonna find here? Yeah, I mean. Sometimes I just like to see what products women use and stuff. Like I just think it's interesting.

I'm not, it's not even like I'm trying to see their pills. I'm not a doctor, so I wouldn't even know like what I was looking at. Like what were you just imagining? You're just imagining it would just be wall-to-wall mess. You never see this mess. I'm just like, what is this? It's a medicine camera, I You never see this mess. You're just messing with the price. You're just messing with the price. It's just a mess.

I'm just like, what is this? It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess.

It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess.

It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's to snoop, like for sure. And so now it's more like, I might think, oh, I could snoop right now. When you were babysitting, would you snoop throughout the entire house? I would snoop a little, but I was always afraid that they would know somehow or that they had set up a trap for me

that I would not do it. Like a hair across the drawer or whatever? I'm like a bear trap. Yeah. Shhh. Tiger bed. Or like, I would disturb something, it would be obvious that I had opened it or something.

I know, I'm sure no one would care or know and whatever. I think I might have done that when I was little, like when I was a kid going over somebody else's house. And my memory was we would do it together. Yes, I did. I did go to my friends' parents' nightstands and I might have mentioned this, we found spermicide in a diaphragm.

It was like two things I had, no clue what they were. Did your friend know? No, but I'd always remembered it. Can I say I was thinking of work. We like knew it was something. I'll never forget it. I was thinking about this the other day about. Spurmicide is such a...

Spurmicide for some reason. Made me remember that I was thinking about this two days ago. Spurm execution. But you know, my parents very religious and they wouldn't have anything bad in the house. But they had, I was thinking about this the other day. They had one book about sex. That was like Christian and informational.

And it was up on a high bookshelf shelf. And I remember, and it had a lot of like diet diagrams, you know, of like this is where shit goes. But the one thing that I remember, was a racy book. Put your shit in her shit. put your shit in her shit. You're shit in her shit. The one thing I remember that was so funny from it.

So sick. Was he was talking about oral sex and it was like written to women, right? And they're like, yes, we all know the thought of this disgust us. A penis is disgusting, but here's how to get around it. And their advice was, imagine that it is a miniature version of the husband that you love so much.

That is disgusting. Oh my God. That ruins it. Put it into your mouth is like you loving your husband so much and just imagine it's like a little like, you know, uh, uh, I think most of you would rather have it. You mentioned of your husband. I think you could commit what brother have a dick in their mouth. That's how it's like, that is an indisputable.

It was crazy like the mental, gemastic that they had to go through instead of just saying, like, sucks them dick, it's great. Sucks them dick. You're a lucky girl, just figured out. Imagine your husband loves Vore. And it wants to be devoured by you. My friend got a book that was like all about your changing body and it was like cartoons of like puberty stuff.

And they showed. Even worse than the real thing. Yeah, yeah. They showed. It was a very 70s. Yeah. They showed, I remember the only thing I remember from it is they showed three different women

with different colored hair on their heads and how they're pubic hair. Would correspond? Yeah. The carpet would match the drapes. So it was truly a chapter about carpet. It was just like a little picture within a page about pubic hair.

Oh, okay. So you go like, I guess redheads. Redheads all have red pubes. But that's not true though. I know, and none of it's true. None of it. There's nothing about sex or truth. Pubic hair is a myth.

Pubic hair doesn't grow in. It grows out. It grows out. What if pubic hair grew in? So where is like, I think I got my pubes because it's my insides are itchy. Constantly itchy. And my clutch.

It feels sick. I took a human sexuality class in college. Classier. Come on. Come on, I know what it is now. From the class I took. When I was 18, I took a human sexuality. And I think it was just because someone was like,

dude, they show porn there. I was like, what a weird past, that sounds like. Dude, dude, dude, where's my porn? How am I ever gonna see this? But it was true, the show- If I wanna make a trip to go see some porn. I gotta watch it with friends and a teacher. The only things I remember,

because I failed it. Cause you didn't get it. Cause I just never did the homework. That was my- The time was like, what did tips look like? I don't know. What did tips look like? Like a reverse know. What did Tits look like? Like a reverse champagne glass?

Did you jarg off last night? You failed. You failed. You failed. By the way. You fired from class. You fired, by the way. But the only things I remember from the class were Tits.

They showed a porn video and it was very 70's-ish. And then I remember the teacher talking about when you say they showed a porn video it was a porn. Yeah. It was not like an educational film. No, it was well it wasn't like I think it was one of those halfway between things where it was an educational but it wasn't like pure just like fun porn. It was just you know like was it's opt-joned for the object to be shown in a class or whatever, but it was like- Was the object to arouse you?

Because that's what I think about porn. I don't remember. I don't remember. I think it's a study of human sexuality. I don't remember. But the other thing, they put it on to be like, and this is one way I could go. I, yeah, I think.

I don't remember it over 10 sexual scenarios. This is one. But then the other thing he talked about was he talked about how it's possible that he goes, yeah, guys, I know you all want to have a big dick, but it's possible to have too big of a dick because I have a friend who has a 12-inch penis and you know what he does every time that he has sex with someone? And then he went over to the light switching and turned it off. He's like, because if the lights are on, they'll be like, I don't want any part of that. What?

This is... Shut up. Is it 12 inches around? Yeah, it was in day out. All women say they don't want anything to do. I don't want any part of that. If I see that, Dick, I'm running the other way. I'm putting the sticker on the table.

This is the horneous segment we have ever done on this show. Put on that, no. All right, look, we have to. Put on that note. Do you have anything else you want to say about sex, Lauren? What is it? And when do I? And where is it going? And where does my shit go? Okay, we'll be right. Wait, oh, you have something you want to say about sex Lauren? What is it and when do I and where is it going? And where does my shit go?

Okay, we'll be right. Wait, oh, you have something you want to say about sex? Yes. Oh, please do. Scott, sorry. I just want to say that sex is natural. Sex is fun. But there's one caveat.

Sex is best when it's one-on-one. I hated that about songs in the 80s. Anytime they had a song about sex. I hate sex because they hate that. I hate that. songs in the 80s. Anytime they had a song about sex. I hate that. I hate that. Just think about sex. You should hate AIDS instead. I kinda like it.

I knew it. You would. You wouldn't you did and you'd do. You always want to be so contrary. We'll be right back. And we're back. We're back. We're back. Hello.

Sam, for a feature. We call it a feature. This one is investors ink. It's like monsters ink, but for investors. The game works a little something. These investors are monsters. They are monsters. They are the monsters. They're 10 to your base. Yes. Yeah. One person acts as a customer and presents a mundane issue they've made up to two inventors. The two compete to propose the most outrageous invention and contraption to solve the customer's problem.

The customer buys the winning invention. Okay. I intrigued. Yeah. Intriguing. I mean, I think he'd be. So who do you want to be first? All right, I'll be the buyer. Sure. Hello.

Yes. Hello. Why don't hold on. I'm not dressed. Scientists lounge. Oh my God. I got knife. Well, I have too many clothes on this.

Swap. He took all my clothes today on accident and my God, I got knife-hole. I have too many clothes on. Swap! He took all my clothes to down accident. And didn't realize I didn't have any. So yeah, we could have say it's a little bit early for you to walk in. Okay, so I wasn't actually an accident, I'm sorry. I'm literally five minutes late, like.

Okay, can we help you? Yeah, put on some clothes. I wanna do this naked. Okay, fine. All right, look, hey, I have an issue. And I was hoping to come down here to inventors row and kind of talk to a couple of inventors and see if there's anything you can do for me. Well, yeah, come to the right place.

Hmm. Yeah, sleep. It's 11 o'clock a night. Yeah. Well, that's the only time I have free. Well, your appointment was supposed to be at 11 a.m. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was messed that up. Guess what's already been invented the clock. And guess who invented it? Charles T. P. Barry. Charles T. P. Barry, the inventor of the clock. And if you don't respect that, get the fuck out of our clock. The clock is over 50 years old. It's a very useful invention. Now that just so you know, we are competing inventors.

Oh, you are. We do not work together. No. So we're not even if we want to do. Tell us your idea. Okay. We'll each come up with an idea of mine. It will be the winner.

Okay. Mine will win. Well, you know how you're walking out of the street. Just the other day. Yeah, or any day. What, you two are hitting it off already? I like this guy. I like the cut of your gym.

I don't like this. Did you know the jib cutter was also invented by Charles T.P. very? What? It takes a little bit off your chin. That's what you think the jib is. A jib and chin. I like the cut of your chin.

The cut of your jib. So I don't know what I think it is. Look at a jib. The culliad jib. So I't know what I think it is. Look at a jib. The culliadjib. So I was walking down the street and there are too many of these scooters that you can rent. Oh yes I do. And they're just more every day.

They're in my way and I was trying to put money in a meter the other day and it was in the way and I had to physically lift it out of the way. But there's just too many scooters on the sidewalk these days. Okay. And they're a nuisance and I am tired of having to go around them all the time. Okay. One of the firsts, you wanna go second. Yeah, I'll go first. Okay.

What's your name? Tell him. Do you not know his name? I just wanna see what he's saying. I want you to tell me what his name is. All right, I don't like to. I don't like to say it together. My name is Charles T. Be very junior.

I'm very junior. Oh my God, great. Yes, yes. You're the son of... So what if I am? You're the son of a clock inventor. Have you invented anything like your father has? I haven't invented anything like my father has.

I've invented things my own way. Oh, okay. You gotta respect that. Thank you. Now then, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Are you really okay? Because you seem upset.

I'm fine, I just ruined my business. There isn't, there. Don't call me honey, I don't want your business. There's an out of three-cher, an out of three-cher happening going on. There's not a three-cher activity. All right, sir. What is your name?

Oh, I was never born with one. You were never born with one? Yeah, not even when you were born? No, not even then. The time that you would think I would be. I'm gonna call you Adam after the first man. What a delightful name. Yeah, Adam, let me paint a picture for you.

Oh, is that what you're gonna do? I'm not sure I'm interested. No, with words. Oh. Like the other day, when you went to that meter and you had to physically with your own hands, I know. Move that scooter out of the way.

I'm just, I'm wretching thinking about it. What if you were able to command that scooter to get out of the way? And it did it by itself, betnumps and broomsticks. Whoa. What I am proposing is an invention that hacks the computer system in the scooter by means of high-pitched squeaks. Remember that thing from Brookstone?

Oh, of course I do. The remote controls. That's my favorite thing. I mean, high-pitched squeaks have turned off the TV. Yes, what? I'm adapting that principle to the scooters. Now, here's the thing. I mean, high pitch squeaks and turn off the TV. Yes, what? I'm adapting that principle to the scooters. Now, here's the thing. It's not always gonna get at the first time.

Okay. So you gotta keep squeezing it, and the tweets are gonna get higher or lower, depending on how much pressure you give. Sure, little squeaker. But I like squeezing things, but eventually, if you like squeezing things, this is the invention for you.

Wow, okay. Well, I haven't even had a chance to pitch my- Eventually, you will stumble upon the frequency of the scooter and cause it to go zipping down the street. It just goes zipping down and is it my responsibility once it goes or is it just the scooter? Why would it be? If it hits one.

So I would it be. You didn't rent that scooter. Right. My finger prints are nowhere on it. No, you're not even touching it. Wow. And this invention is called the Scoot. Errr.

Oh, like I'm mad at it. Yes. I love it. But also an expression of power. Errr. I'm strong. I'm powerful. You are the son of a famous inventor.

S-C-U-U-L-T. Oh. Oh, I don't like that. OK, well, what do you have? Hmm. So much, please don't like that. Okay. Well, what do you have? So my please don't talk down to me. I will kick your nuts all the way up into your neck All the way down there from the top of my head. It's a short journey. This guy's very small So my idea is as dust It is actually a series of gigantic big bins. These bins are bigger than a trash can.

And they are on every corner in the city. Really big. Yes. And I want everyone to throw the bird scooter into the trash can. We're looking receptacle. And is it shaped like a trash can? It's shaped like a big scooter. It's shaped like a trash can? Like a serp, yeah. It's shaped like a big scooter. It's shaped like a scooter, so it has to fit in exactly.

But it's as big as a dumpster, so a bunch can fit in. Okay. And it is a way to get them off the streets. So the second you see when you have to have Hulk-like strength and you throw it over into the bin. Okay, well, I do have Hulk-like strength, so that's not a problem. And then I will have a series of unemployed folks who I will hire and they will empty the

bed. So they'll be employed. Do you have to fire them then? No, I will if they do a bad job. Okay. And then they will take the scooters out and they will. You're falling asleep. What is happening here?

It's 11 p.m. I'm sorry. Why are you still at the office? Charles T. P. Barry is rolling over in his grave. What's he invented? He invented the grave? And I'm still here because I thought, I knew I had an appointment today,

but you never showed. And I always wait until my appointments show up. Really? I don't go home. It's true. She doesn't. We called and called you. We called and called you. I'm going through a breakup.

Do I need to really close the door? What is called, what does that mean? On the phone? I don't know what that is. Oh. What year is it for you? 1492. My name's.

That explains it. My good buddy, Christopher Columbus told me that. He told you that's the year. Mm-hmm. Who's invention do you wanna buy? Well. Did you enter the end of it? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, she's charred. Trailed off as she was falling asleep. I don't want to tell you more about it because you're so condescending. You really are Adam. To whom to her or to both of you. But when you consend to her, you consend to me as well. Wait, but using the word whom is condescending,

even if you're right. Really? Are you guys related or are you married or? Oh my god. Do you have to have all the answers? I would like to know this before I decide who's to buy. We're the same person. That's like the same person. That's like the same person. You're the same proudest at work.

You're different facets of the same person. Listen, stupid. When I was born out of parasitic twin growing inside me, that's her. That's me. And guess what? I grew up and I'm parasitic twin growing inside me, that's her. That's me and guess what? I grew up and I'm actually not a parasite. Yeah, it's great. Now we're friends.

I have a personality and everything. But we do compete with each other for inventions. We just need someone to be chosen because we have to get to work. Wait, you're gonna get to work on it right away. I thought you guys were very sleepy. What else do you think we're gonna do? We live to invent.

All right, well, I have to say that I think it's impractical to shape these bins like the scooters themselves because even though it's bigger than a scooter, it's not the most convenient way of actually fitting things into a bin. But how will people know it's not a trash compactor? That's a good point. She's got you there.

All right, I'll buy it. Oh, fuck. I won't. You said that she's got you there. All right, I'll buy it. Oh, fuck. I won't. You said that she's got me there. I said she got a, oh yeah, but I, it sounded like, you can see it at the whole race. I thought you had more stuff. I can't help it because we have a close relationship.

I defend her. I know that he didn't mean it like that and he didn't want me to win. That's what I get for white nighting. Hey, she's never gonna date you, dude. No, I know. She's my twin. How could I? With the same.

And scene. We did it. We did it. And now it is super long. Well, it doesn't have to be true. Oh, this is Robert. Robert, you know, by the way, I feel like this is his second

three-chirth. Yeah, maybe, but thanks for sending this. Thanks, you name. Okay. My turn to is the second feature that I have. Yeah, maybe, but thanks for sending this. Thanks, Unique. Okay. My turn to be the customer. Okay. Fuck. Just a second.

Hi, that you have time. I'm coming in. Sorry, but I don't know. Hello. I don't know what I do. Oh, hi. Oh, hi. Hello, inventors.

Hello, inventors. What are you whispering about? What was she whispering about in mentions? Yes. Okay. That works for me. I love inventions. I love them. I love making them.

I have a mundane problem I need fixed. What? Don't look down on your problems like that. Maybe it's a big problem. Okay, here's what it is. Okay. Sometimes. There are no mundane problems here, sorry.

Just mundane inventors. We're the mundanes, by the way. Well, I'm Robert Mundane. Yep, and I'm Bobby Mundane. Oh, this is so perfect that my problem is so mundane. Oh, that's okay. Yeah, we're the mundane. Yeah, we're the guys to do it. Okay.

But we are competing against each other. We are competing against each other and we hate each other. Doesn't have to be long. No, but we spend all our time together. That's right. My problem is this. In all kinds of weather. right. My problem is this. It's raining outside. Did you notice? Yes I did. And you want this to be long? I can't eat my tomatoes fast enough. I buy too many. And I want to buy that many because there's a sale, but I can't eat them fast enough, and then they go smush. Okay.

Yay. Bobby, why don't you go first? All right, well, I have an invention called the tomato. Wow. And what this is is, okay, the average human mouth is what in diameter? Three inches. No, one tomato.

I guess I shouldn't even answer. Yeah. She's the one who's supposed to answer Robert. I hope the mouth that it's perfectly round the size of a tomato. It's the exact size of a tomato. Well, what if your mouth was three tomatoes wide? Okay, go on. Okay, I have teamed up with one of Beverly Hills's top plastic surgeons to widen your mouth, so wide that we can put the tube mato into your mouth. The tube mato? Tube mato. I know it's a little confusing

because it actually fits three tomatoes. So a lot of people's think it's two mato, but it's actually tube mato and it fits three tomatoes. And it just shoots these tomatoes right into your mouth as long as the plastic surgeon comes Does his business approximately six months before the two tomatoes installed? Okay, and It's 16 six month lead time six month lead time. It's vacuum technology

You'll need to be hooked up to sort of a vacuum sealed kind of situation. And you'll need to constantly be forcing tomatoes into the tube. I like what you're talking about. Okay. And you, Mr. Mundane, Dr. whatever. Robert Mundane, I'm a doctor of inventing. He was, it was an honorary doctorate. It was a lot of fun.

Still from temple university. I had to wear a cap and gown and deliver a speech. And guess who he was awarded that honorary doctorate with it was the same day. The Temple Owl. Oh, now then tomatoes. We love them, but there's so many when you buy. I exactly right. I like what he said. So fair. Now, I didn't just restate her problem. Somebody might say, this is the beginning of my pitch. Oh, sorry. Sorry, Robert. I was very quiet during your pitch.

Where are you except for that one part? I need both of you to shut up, and I need one of you to talk. That's me, of the talk one. Imagine this. You was trying to solve your problem on how to eat the tomatoes before they go smush by buying smaller tomatoes, but you don't want that

because even though they're easier to eat and they go smush by buying smaller tomatoes, but you don't want that. Because even though they're easier to eat and they go faster, you can't have that slicing a tomato experience. Yes, exactly. That's why I've invented the less tomato. It is just the outside of the tomato. So you get tomato slices, but you need more. On each sandwich.

On each sandwich. On each sandwich. On each sandwich. So you're going through the tomatoes like what? Or salad. So you're going through the tomatoes like wildfire. I love this. Nothing's wasted and you don't have any leftover. And how are you gonna grow these, honey?

That's not my problem. I'm the guy who invents things. You're just inventing things. I'm not a farmer. I'm not a farmer. Throw shit out that doesn't exist and then say it exists. Wow. I didn't know we were allowed to take Bobby's.

What? You know, Robert, he's Robert. Yes, I win. I win. I win. You've cursed me. He's calling it a tomato wormhole. I miss him.

And now I'm stuck with your bullshit idea when I wanted his to begin with. Sorry. Okay, gilly. Yeah, that's me. In disguise. Okay. All right, now I am the man. Hey, how's it going?

I don't want to talk about it right now because I truly don't know how it's going. Because I know what you're actually getting at. Can you stop knocking your boner under the table? That's not me. I think that's someone knocking their boner against the door. Come in! Bring your boner in here. Oh, hello. Oh, I'm old.

Oh, no. We can see. Oh, hello, timer. How old are you? If I may be 60. 60. I wonder if you can see. That's so old. I'm so old. Jesus, how are you still walking? I wonder if that's so old.

Jesus, how are you still walking? I wonder if you might be able to help me with a problem. I'm having even though it's quite mundane. Well, we're down for that. I'm actually a detective, but I've been trying to get into making stuff. Yeah, and I'm an inventor who wants to be a detective. And I've been grilling her.

Is that the right terminology? Yes, he puts me onto the grill, closes the top, and I burn, baby, burn. I invented it. I don't know if I'm in the right place. It's the human grill. No, no, no, no, we want to make inventions for you. We want to do it so bad.

Human grill for a human girl. That's what I always say. I'm trying to branch out. No, right. Speaking of branches, that's my problem. Oh, what is it? What a coincidence. I live in a house where there's trees and bushes

in the front of it. Oh, no. And the trees and bushes are very nice to look at from the outside, but from the inside, I can't see out on the street because of them. And so I want the best of both worlds. I want my shrub breeze and trees and things to look nice to the outside curb appeal.

But I also want to have a clear view of the street. Sure. What do I do? Well, look, I have the perfect solution for you because I'm an inventor. I'm not just a detective, you know, dilletons. Do you need to put this button? Oh, here.

Thank you. I'm a person who actually does this for a living. Okay, I don't sneak around taking pictures of people cheating on their wives. Okay, he's mad because I caught him. Although I would love to. I caught him. Yeah.

I caught him, I caught him, I caught him. And guess who he was with? Who? Yes, you're from this town, aren't you? Yes, you're born and raised. Guess who he could have been with in this town who would be so embarrassing to be with. The mayor? Her. I was with her. town who would be so embarrassing to be with the mayor

Her I was with her and I got all the pictures to prove it Well, it was easy to get those pictures. Oh, that's what you say. You know what he didn't know I was taking any of them So how about that for my mundane problems? Okay, look I've invented a solution for this and the great thing is is I've already invented it so you can just buy it today. This is unfortunate for me. This is the half invisible shrub. What? That's right. It's half invisible. It's invisible on one side. So you can see out into the street and it is totally visible on the other side. So no one can see it. Two way shrub. Yeah, two way sure. Yeah, it's a lot like you ever seen one of those detective shows where they're interrogating someone. Yeah, this is why I said two week. You said two way. Yeah, I said two way. No, I said it. You said it. You said it. You said it. I'm not ringing about I'm not ringing about. I thought I was to prove who said it and it was our guest. Oh, no, can I look at that photo?

Yes, yeah, your mouth is moving. You're saying that. Oh, yeah, that's not very fun. I've seen by anyone. These are internal use only. No, still. They that. I just want to be seen. That's not very fun. It won't be seen by anyone. These are internal use only. No, still. They'll be seen just by me. You may wonder how I invented it. No. Okay, never mind.

All right, what do you got? My idea is this. You paint leaves on your windows. That's what I don't want to see. Which side of the window? I'm going to look. She's not in the better. I think you're making it worse.

She's not. Stop. She's a decision. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You have, you have, you hire three young men. And they told up a leave. Wait, I hire them. I'll hire them for you if you're afraid. I was just an adventure. You're afraid of three young men, they told up leaves. Wait, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, King, they are going to be holding brushes. I mean, branches.

Go off, Queen. Okay. We stand. We stand. And they will be only out there holding them up when you're not looking at the window with a second you look up. They will duck down, put the branches down, you can see everything from miles.

So you want to think. So this is not an invention. This is just hiring someone to do something. That was mine. You're telling me that hiring people to do things doesn't an invention? Yeah, yeah. Look, the phone was invented because people were tired of hiring people to go deliver messages to people. It took forever. Thank you, Tom. Who's do you pick?

By the way, my name is by coastal bread maker 2000. She's a robot. Boy, that was it. She's a robot that I taught how to be a detective. I thought my mind was made up, but that was interesting information. I invented that. I invented her.

She's a bread bread. What is it? What were you again? A bread toaster, a bread maker? Bread maker. Yeah, she was a bread maker that became sent to you, came to life. So I taught her how to be a detective.

And then we had sex and she took pictures of me. Well, we did it. He calls it sex. He don't want to know what he did. He never took one human sexuality class. He had no idea what he was doing. They didn't, he didn't ever watch a porn. Not because it's, I'm sorry.

My penis is 12 inches long and I turned out the lights before we do it. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's one inch wide Well, even less bad dimensions. No, I'm sorry. It's one centimeter wide and 12 inches long My penis is 12 inches long, but it starts nine inches inside That's your problem. You should come in with one. No, that's not mundane All right, well who you gonna pick? Who you gonna pick? In better or the guy invented her? Oh, wow. He thinks he's doing wordplay. I think it did seem like he thought that

I guess I got to go with Two-way strawberry Though I co-invented it The name anyone can can brand something. Well, we'll see what happens out of the bad novel. I love it, love it, love it. You love the you love it. I was built to be supportive.

Look, I did a good job with her. Look, we had a great time today. We're still in care. Look, we had a great time. This is me now. This is me. I'm out of care, right now. I'm me, bread maker. Oh, me. I'm out of care. Me bread maker

Oh shit, we gotta get back in This was fun. This is fun. We had a good time. We did have a good time and I hope everyone has a great week I hope I have Laura something on the hopes that I think your weeks okay, you think it's okay or you hope it's okay I think it's gonna be okay, but you're talking to people that are listening to this at the end of the week. Yes. This is your week was good. Yes, King.

Your week was good. Yes, King. And that was your week. That should be the title. And that was your week. And that was your week. That should be the title. Oh, listen, I want to read them.

I want to shout out. Can we shout out some people that sent us things? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to shout out. This was very nice. Chris Carlier, C-A-R-L-I-E-R. The shout outs board, you turn us off now. I hope I'm allowed to say his name.

He runs the Mundo mascots account on Twitter, one of my favorite Twitter accounts that is just documenting various Japanese mascots, in Japan, they have mascots for everything. And he posts pictures of them and explains who they are. And we've corresponded on Twitter many times. I love the account. And he sent us.

You're in love with him. I am. Jamie, if you're losing news, he wants to have an affair. The heart wants it. It wants. He sent us this bag of all kinds of mascot stuff. Stickers and little toys. Can I have one thing? Yeah, you can have one thing, of course.

I mean, it was addressed to me, but he does say, I heard on three of them, you like to be sent gifts. Yeah. And it's just send a shit. So, listen, why don't you go through the bag and pick a thing that you would like? There's all kinds of shit. I did take a lapel pin, so I'm a lapel pin.

Freak! I wanted that lapel pin. I bet you did, motherfucker. How about this guy? You want this keychain? This is good keychain. Oh yes, I'll take all of that. Some chopping sticks.

Let me see that keychain. Let me see that keychain. All right. Any other shout outs? Yes, there was also who sent us from my tennis stickers. That's from a man, or a person named Dean.

Dean, or is it, oh no, that says that. Or is there a Dean? Dean. Dean, or is it, oh no, that's not a day. Or is it a Dane? Dane. Dane, Gersone. You're in the Dane Gersone. And then we also received a beautiful card and letter from Celia and her daughter Clara.

Thank you to everyone who sends us. Thank you guys. It's very sweet. Appreciate it. You don't have to send us stuff when you do. It's nice. And we don't send us stuff. We're never going to talk about you on air. But we love famous shout out. You can just send us your names. Send us your names in the mail

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