Threedom - Threevisiting: Brocus Before Hocus

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss escape rooms and sing commercial jingles for their feature segment.

3-0! 3-0! 3-0! 3-0! 3-0! Oh, welcome to 3-0! Welcome to 3-0! Aren't we gonna sing 3-0?

No! Why? Why? Because for some reason there's a lag when we sing along to things. Oh, great. If you listen back to the episodes you'd know, but you're a few times to know it. I was just scolding me because I was just kidding. I was just kidding. I was just kidding. I was just kidding. Why? Because for some reason there's a lag when we sing along to Oh, if you listen back to the episodes you'd know, but you're a fuck you know it.

Sky was just scolding me because I had my arms crossed and I was a little tired seeming and he said, Seeming. And I say, come on, uncross your arms. We're about to record three of them. It's fun. Do it. Have fun. I said, I'll do it when we do it. So now you know, I'm having fun. You are funny. So, Scott's one'm having fun. You are frowning so Scott's one of these guys who makes you go to escape rooms every weekend.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I love him. He insisted you have a great time and tell them that you had a great time afterwards. Yeah, well, it's just polite to tell everyone at the escape room that you had a wonderful time. It's not polite to tell people to do that. Thank you. You won't have. Guys, do you want to go to an escape room this weekend though?

No. I don't, I don't want it. But yes, it's habit. I don't like those. Why not? How about a break in room? Okay, I mean, where you don't escape from room. You try to get into a room.

I did. I did. Isn't that sort of like an escape room where you're in one room. You're trying to break into getting outside. Picture this. Picture this. shut up, shut up. And I want you to- I should have this sum of bag of dicks, put me to your lips. What's up, is that?

I'll run the dual video. I'll take you and then I want to hear Lauren's story. Okay. Okay. The break-in room, you see like a little family inside a living room. Wait, a little family inside a living room. A little family, a little room. And how small is the family?

Is it like you look through like a people and then you see like in this little box like a diorama, there's a family in there. This is stupid. It's regular sized people inside a gigantic room that makes them look tall. Oh, it's an optical illusion. I'm sorry.

It's like Indiana Jones Boulder. Yeah, it's like Indiana Jones Boulder. And am I looking at it from a from a pub? So it's an optical illusion. It's like Indiana Jones boulder. Yeah, it's like Indiana Jones boulder. And am I looking at it from a, from a bubs? So it's like, no, you're peeping in through the window, like a real creep. But I'm the same size as them. Yes, but you don't think that you are.

Is it like a poor hole situation? Where it's like a, you think you're regular, that they're little. I think I think I'm regular. Yeah. Turns out I'm actually a giant. They're far away.

The room is in the room. Here's what it is. They're far away. The room is a huge one. Here's what it is. They're far away in a big room. They're regular size, they look small. I think I'm normal size, but I'm a giant. But you're a giant. You're a giant. They are also giants.

But they think they're little. They're giants. The same size as you, a giant. But they think they're little as in littleer than humans. They think they're elf size. They know they know their regular size, but they're pretending that they think that they're fooling you. And the room is pretending it's a big room,

but really it's a small room full of mirrors. And wake up, how did you do? I'm scared. I was able to solve the riddle. Congratulations. What was it? What was it? I think it was two times pie.

You're right. You win the big prize. So. Lauren, tell me your story. Please, I beg of you. I went to an escape room. With whom? A bunch of friends.

This was probably three years ago. So they're not friends with you anymore? I know some of them stuff. And some of them never got out. Some of them couldn't escape. I just, well, first of all, my friend Mary Holland is a huge fan of escape rooms and she goes often and often.

So two times often. Regularly. I would not have guessed that, but I can see it. She has a spreadsheet of the rooms and what the deal is. She shares it with people who are interested. She loves them. Meaning she returns to this. She's talked about this at a podcast, so it's not snitching.

It's not snitching. I mean, just telling her. She returns to the same ones all the time. She, I don't think so. I think she goes to new ones all the time because of her. What's the spreadsheet of then? All of the different ones in LA. That she's been to.

And yeah, I'm like, if it was good or what I'm guessing. Oh, I'm okay. I don't know. I've never seen it. I don't know what the scale of how I think it's all- But you said she would share it with anyone who's interested. I'm not interested. She knows what I'm interested.

So I went to one with her. This was before her obsession with them, but she did, I think, organize this outing with like 10 people. And it was downtown LA and we were like, it was like a fake theater and then like, you know, suddenly we're trapped inside. Was it a, it was like a fake theater and then suddenly we're trapped inside. Was it a fake theater? Well, it was like a backstage, it was like a green room,

a dressing room of theater and all these props and different things. I just couldn't give myself up to it enough. I think I'm too competitive without the skill. Like, it's like all the things don't line up for me. You're competitive without the skill. I'm like, I wanna win. Was that. I'm like, I want to win. I'm like, I'm not in every game.

Yeah, I want to win. I really want to win, but I don't really know how to do an escape room, and I don't really care to self-puzzle that much. And so I'm like anxious about how I'm losing, but I have no way to help. And I don't really want to pretend I'm really trapped here on that I care because I just don't really want to. And I get that that's not fun,

but that's just what the deal is. I don't, can I ask you, are other people like pretending they're trapped in the street? The stakes are high for everyone, I think. And I just don't have the stakes. I'm kind of like, what happened? Well, didn't you spend money to get in? Yeah.

Well, there's the stakes. I mean, ultimately, ultimately the stakes are, you have to solve the puzzles in a certain amount of time. Yes, and I feel the pressure of that, and I was happy. We, I don't remember actually how it ended. As we said, I was happy we beat it, but I don't remember if we did. I really did.

If you don't beat it, do you just go, the same thing happens, you get out of the room? Yeah. Why would anyone want to beat it? And then you have to hold up a sign and say that beat us. There's a, I think. That's a masculating. I think some of them, if not all of mean, it's a little bit of a sign that said it beat us. There's a, I think that's a masculating. I think some, if not all of them, there's a percentage.

They give you the percentage of how well you did. Yeah, that's true. And so it's like, if the sooner you get out, the more extra level you are. I just, I like that she likes it. I think it's very fun that she likes it. Is she competitive? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I almost think that this is your thing.

Like you'd have to be like, yeah, I think she loves puzzles. But you're competitive. You're not competing with the other people necessarily. Isn't it supposed to be like a team thing? It is a team thing. You're competing against the clock. Against yourself. Mortals in God.

Yeah. You're competing against mortals in God. I don't even want to say, I think it's, I don't think it's dumb. I don't think, it's fine. I like that everyone likes it. It's not your thing. I just don't really like it.

What do you like? What do you like? I don't know. You're wearing a shirt that everyone. It's not your thing. I just don't really like what do you what do you like? What do you like? I don't know. You're wearing a shirt that says Tokyo. This is my favorite city in the world. You better than this one. Yeah. Why don't you fucking move there? Because I can't fucking speak the language. What can you say in Japanese?

I can say this is there's not much. I can say I got to say. Should we say or something? It's like what you say, you're like, walk into a restaurant. I maybe I mean, it's a welcome or something. I can say, I can't say much, but Mike is learning Japanese and he's got a lot to. Easy. Really? Yeah. How is he learning it with an app? Really? Yeah. What, which one? Like do a lingo and then also, uh, he then also he uses books and things like workbooks. He gets graphic novels that are like, like, made for- Oh, like manga and stuff like that.

Yeah, there are some that are made for, I think for children in Japan that are very basic. It's like, this panda runs a cafe and then all these things happen in the cafe. And so it's like a way for people to learn the language easily because people are crazy idea of what Japan is like because it will the pandas don't run the cafe. What is there for being pet exactly. You got to go to a panda cafe and then they they're you come on the play. Yeah, he's not going to own the you can go talk to him all days. I can answer you. And here we only have Panda Expresses. Yeah, where are you? Americans, you know, you just walk by and look at a panda.

And you get a panda meat. It's not a my watch. What would you do that? No, I wouldn't eat anything of any endangered species. Is that that's where you draw the line? Endangered species. Let's say they're not endangered. Let's say they're not endangered.

No, like dogs. There's plenty of dogs. Oh, I wouldn't need a dog. Why not? Because it's disgusting. What do you, why? Because only chickens are good to eat and only cows. And I only want to slit the throat of a pig.

Ha! Ha! Could you don't want to slit a dog's throat? Nope, just a smart little pig. Ha! Ha! If you grew up on a farm, could you think that you have it in you to like kill the things that you would have to kill? I think if I grew up on the farm, could you think that you have it in you to kill the things that you would have to kill?

I think if I grew up on the farm, I would. But I don't, I don't think. It's like saying, if you wanted to slit a pig's throat, do you think you would do it? If you had a toilet in front of bringing which you did all the time as a child and it was totally normalized to you, would you think that was fine?

If you had different feelings than you do, would you feel differently? Yeah. Do you feel bad at all about eating meat? I do sometimes. Sometimes I feel a little bad. But it has the problem. I tried to be vegan for like a week.

I was like, mmm, bored. I'm bored, bored. I don't feel bad about it weirdly. I don't know why. I think if I try to eat vegan as much as I can and there are so many options and I feel better when I do, but I don't mind throwing a little bit of chicken in something or having a turkey sandwich.

I don't know what to do. It's a car. I'm reading the line. I'm trying to do it. I balance it out in other ways. I don't use plastic straws. I don't use plastic bags. I use my baguze.

I don't like it. Oh, there's your Japanese. Oh, baguze. I try, you know, I can't speak Japanese. If you say, uh, before anything, it makes the sound to you. Oh, I'm like, oh, if you just put, ooh, at the end of anything.

But somebody, Tony Newsom told me that that actually does help in Japan. Is that racist? Is he? Well, I'm sorry, yo. I'm saying, uh. Ooh. Ooh.

If you adopt, like, what seems like a ridiculous accent, it actually works. Oh, because they're like, you're from another country, you're not American. Yeah. Well, at what point is like imitating someone's sort of tone of speech? When is it racist? Like if you go to, that's a question because really, here's a question, maybe we'll cut it out. Oh, but I don't mean anything by this. really, here's a question, maybe we'll cut it out. But there you go.

Oh, but I don't mean anything by this, and I'm genuinely wondering, I enjoyed doing voices and trying to imitate people. And I was telling a story about going to a spa and the woman who massaged me was saying very funny things and she had an accent and I was doing the accent. And I'm like, how is that bad? I'm like, it's like, if I did it, if I said it in American accent, I'm not even trying to tell the story with what happened. Like, I'm not making fun of how she talks

or saying it's bad or wrong. I'm saying things, but she's something the same way if I talk to a little kid, I might be like, oh, can I know that? You know, it's like, it's just kind of impersonating to give the flavor story. I think some of the issue is that, especially in the 80s, using someone's dialect used to

be a way to say they are stupid and they are less than us. That's what makes them a crazy character. Oh, ha, ha, ha. They can't speak English the way we can. And it's sort of been conflated with people who just like to do accents in the Peter Sellers way, you know, of like, oh, hand put on brown face. Well, yeah, but, but in the sense of like, oh, I'm really interested in becoming this specific person or like, you know, the specificity, I think is,

well, and like, she was being very funny and like, the thing she was saying, she was making fun of me and stuff. So it's like, to me, that makes the story funnier to tell it how it was happening. I think it's like if you, if the source of your amusement comes solely from this person trying to speak English, then that's the problem. And that's never what I would think.

Right. Because also if you traveled anywhere else in the world and you try to talk, you sound very uneducated. Yes. Because you cannot say anything. I just tried to say a word in Japanese. I don't think I did.

It probably sound horrible. And everyone who speaks Japanese think I sound like an idiot. So like, you have to respect people come to this country and like, I heard. Oh my god. I know. Now, you have to, Paul.

I will not do it. But I don't always think it's so crazy when people, like, the argument of like speaking those or something, it's like, first of all, it's a very hard language learned. It's very complicated. It's so, like even just like,

does Mike, I want to ask you, does he read the Japanese characters in this? Okay, yeah, it's so, I know, and he's been, he's not, Well, that's too far. But he can't, there's like a,

there's, he, you learn it in two different ways, basically. He can read this and understand what the sounds are, but not know. You know, it's like, there's like a. There's sounds associated with the character. With the characters. And so it's like syllables a lot of times. And then probably also not sometimes, I don't know enough, because I haven't been like watching him do it.

But then there are some points where, so he'll know this character means this sound and these sounds together mean this word. But I also think there's there's a new another wrinkle to it which I learned I saw play the other day that talked about it. Where tones. Yeah, there's several tones. There's a casual tone and like is that in Japanese as well? Yeah, so's several tones. And there's a casual tone. And like, is that in Japanese as well? Yeah. So like tone one is, and tone two is like, ah, and tone three is like, ah, and if you say the same word in different tones,

it means different things. Yeah, like I have a, I know I got that wrong. No, no, no, no, I know. We're trying to like piece to see how like no actual occasion. But it's just interesting like thinking about that and being like, so these people that from that country

know this really intricate, interesting. Yeah, it's like knowing some sort of like, you know, trigonometry or something instead of language. And then we're like, so complicated. And they don't use pronouns in the same way. They'll just, they have like, they don't make a sentence in the same way we do.

So like the idea that someone is supposed to come here and then understand all of the intricacies of English, which are really complicated and not like any other language for the most part and really like, have really weird rules and weird ways to get out of things. Yeah, not based on any of the romance languages or anything like that. Yeah, like expecting people to be able to master that.

Like even just like, wait and height are basically spelled the same, but you would see them totally different. Yeah, exactly. And the whole eye before you accept after see, but accept it in lots of words. Yeah, yeah. None of it makes me sense. It's old enough to bleed, all of the greed.

That's really difficult to understand for a lot of people, but it's like they got enough. Yeah. but it's like they got enough. Oh. Um. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. One time I went to the Montreal comedy festival, is Juice Fire. Yes, I've been there. And I was just career. That's how I said it. Hi. Just career.

I'm just here to rear. I'm just here to rear. We're here. We're rear. We're here. We're here to use that. Yeah. We're having a lot of fun. Freedom. And freedom.

Freedom. Just for laughs and just for real. Can't say it at all is how you say it in French. And does it mean the same thing? Like is there even an expression just for laughs? You know how like that's an English expression. How you say it is just for real. No, but you know what I mean?

Like here in America it's like, Hey, I did it just for laughs. That's like an English expression. How you say it is, you just believe. No, but you know what I mean? Like, or here in America, it's like, Hey, I did it just for laughs. That's like an American expression. When you translate it exactly, or people like, what the fuck are you talking about? Just for laughs. Yeah. It's like the closest in French is like,

I've betrayed my country. Why did you do this? Why did you do this? I've betrayed my country. But you know, all communities. So they had, I had been there But you know, I'll communicate. But you know, I'll communicate. But you know, I'll communicate. So they had, I had been there for years, many years in a row and they changed hotels at

one point. And so in the new hotel, there was a, it was attached to like a shopping center. So there was a food court. And I had just gotten off the plane and checked in. And first, they were doing this for a while like every year because it's festival is huge in Montreal. I don't think they have room service there either. Well, they used to. They used to. They used to. And then they were doing this thing where because it was such a big festival and all everyone for the connected with the festival would stay at this

hotel. They the hotel staff would go on strike. Oh, right. Yeah. This was like three years in a row. They did this knowing it's the busiest time. Yeah. I was there during the strike. So the first year, the first year that they did the strike, I was like, I got a great. Well, hold on. Striking is not evil. I love for a vacation. I want them to win. So I went down to this food court to get something to eat and cross the picket line. Oh, I'm not the fuck cross. Yes, you don't really care about just like you eat. You are crossing the picket line.

There was no picket line by the way. No, yeah, they're just gone. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not sure why. I feel like I ordered the when it happened I ordered room service and then it never came and I said, what's going on? And they said, although, by the way, we should have told you this. Yeah, we should exactly what they said.

Like, oh, yeah, here's the explanation. Like this was never going to happen, but I acted like it was going to. So I went to this food court and everything was in French. Yeah. And I, it was the weirdest. You start to panic. I've been in this situation to where it's like, holy shit. What do I do now?

But there's pictures. Everyone speaks English and French and that's why I also feel inferior when I go there because they'll be speaking in French. Oh, yeah, there's like, oh, can talk with you like, but if I have an American accent, well, it's just unfair. It's unfair that we're so stupid. You America. I felt so ignorant and so provincial. It's honestly so wrong that we don't teach a secondary language in elementary school. It's almost too late. Yes. You need it when you're a baby, basically.

Well, that's why, you know, if we have a child, we're gonna make sure our nanny speaks, you know, several different languages. And only. And F. F. F. Well, my nephew is bilingual because he was raised in... LG B.

Germany. To you. Give you a three. F. He was raised in Germany and he, from an early age. I, when he was like a weirdo, he was like a toddler. Like a real just, oh my god. He asked me to cut off his penis,

try it up, serve it to him. The classic German. That's a little weird. Apparently it's a German, that's not weird. I thought so too. I just wanna explain it to you. I thought so too. I said hey you're half American.

Explain the genesis of that, because it's something that you hear about. Did one guy want that to happen? Is that a common thing? It's a common thing. I keep hearing about it. This was like, there was a guy on the equivalent of Craigslist in Germany.

Maybe it is Craigslist. It might be, yeah, I think it might be. With a K. And he took out an ad. Oh, I think I remember this. Looking for someone to do this and someone took them up on it. And then there was a trial where the guy would they boil down to like, well, is it murder? Did he die? He didn't die.

Oh, he lose all the food. Oh, yeah, is it murder? What? He died? I believe the gentleman died. Yes. Just from coming off a penis out of his dick hole. He died from bleeding out of his dick hole. Um, he died from leading to his dick hole. Is these races? All the P P fell out. All the P P fell out. All the P P fell out. Well, by it. You're honor. All his P P fell out. There was no way he could have lit. What if he cut off the penis and then just P and C man fell out of

the hole? I hate you. Fell out? Yeah. It's just like, I'm honestly repulsed. Like when it pour out or is it like, that's where I draw the line. No, it's just like a water balloon breaking. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it And my dad speaks Lithuanian, but he didn't teach it to us when we were kids. Which of your society is Lithuanian? You're down. My dad is my society. I said society. I do the same thing.

And I understand him not doing it. My mom doesn't speak Lithuanian, whatever. My other relatives married people who also spoke Lithuanian, so it's more in the household. Are your mom and dad both Lithuanian? No, no. My mom is Greek. Greek, oh that's true. But I like Greek. I sometimes feel like, oh, it would have been so cool if I had learned that as a kid because I would have two languages and then that already opens you up to learning a third. Is Lithuanian based on another or closely? It sounds

like I don't I'm probably wrong with this, but like to me it sounds like Polish or like it has more in that realm. Right, right, right. So yeah, but to me, it sounds like Polish or it has more in that realm. Right, right, right. So, yeah, you could have learned one of those languages. Yeah. That's too late now. Too late now.

I took Spanish for seven years and then I took it in high school. Which seven, from like six through 12, but it's not enough. How flu and are you? I can understand. I can read and understand a good amount of Spanish. If I saw a billboard, I know what it says or someone. By the way, sheven tried to hand all of phone it. And he threw it at him.

And I can, if I'm overhearing something, I can pick up pieces. They're talking about what time they're going to do something or whatever, but it's like, I wouldn't, if the conversation gets more complicated when I than out. Working as a waiter for 10 years, I became, and I had taken three years as Spanish, but I became relatively able to have a conversation or understand what they were talking about,

but it's not something where if I went to Mexico, I would be able to. No, and I'd feel really self-conscious if I were trying. I did go to Mexico and I was really afraid to use my Spanish because I just don't want to sound dumb, and I'd feel really self-conscious if I were trying. I did go to Mexico and I was like, really afraid. Use my Spanish because I just don't want to sound dumb. And that's another thing too. It's like when you think of people coming here who actually have studied, but they're just uncomfortable or afraid to try to speak. Right, yeah, yeah.

There's probably a lot of that too. Do you think people, and this is sort of my original question with languages. Do you think people in other countries appreciate when people are trying? Like I found this when I go to Mexico or when I was in Costa Rica, like people appreciate you trying to, trying to like, almost, I feel like I'm sort of doing an impression. Like, but they appreciate it and they like it. They're always like, they always laugh and they always like it. It puts a smile on their face.

And sometimes they'll cut to the chase and talk in English to give you a break. But I think like when I went to France, there was a, I had an interaction that was like, I was with somebody who was kind of refusing to do that and like it was the person like the woman who was working at the shop was like hating it. And then like refusing to do what?

To try to, To try to. Oh, okay. And even like ordering. That's what you hear. Like when I went to France too, I heard that that's, that if you don't try, people are angry at you and that's not, but that wasn't my experience. I, I witnessed that, but I really when I was doing it myself, I usually try or like even it's like, it's, it is hard to do do but that's also part of what makes traveling so great

I was talking to my I will get you the attention I first clear my throat but then I did Oh oh it made me laugh that I would that's's when I was sort of especially I see winding down. I look at you and you're going, yeah, there's something.

Point of order. So we went, Jamie, I went to Paris and I would at I would try to at least say hello in French first to like sort of like. Yeah, good example. Look, I'm going to say this. So in French first to like, it's a sort of like, yeah. It's a good example. Look, I'm gonna say this so I'm trying to be, that's the only one. I'm trying to be polite, but I, this is as far as I can go with this interaction.

But like I remember going to, for you to, Elfine. Well, because think about this, people don't in America, we do not expect, we expect people to say hello. You, if you're in a store, store, a foreign person's not gonna walk in

and say hello in there, foreign language. Where we walk into other countries and go, hello, hi. Yeah. We just walk in and like lay it down. Well, there is, there is the first assumption. What it felt like to me was that. The presumption of just like, we're American,

we know English, that's the most important language. Right. So you should speak it, so here we go. People like a French person doesn't walk into a store in America and go, boom j'ou de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du and we would, you know, the... With a frismade? So you had milk, milk, and lemonade. And then you went around the... We had in the... The place where we were staying had two servings of milk, one serving of lemonade.

Right, yeah. You're like, you don't go brave with this. You go brave with this. But... I love the milk. What if there was a restaurant that just served those three things? That was it on the menu. That was the lemonade. And you had to order it all

What I really needed some fun. Well, you have to go around the corner Sure, no, and it was it was around a corner. Yeah, and you ordered around the corner They're like a window on the alley and then you ordered there and then they communicated through a walkie-talk Yeah, I guess Or the internet Sounds good. I was good. Oh also Can I get some fudge with that? Yeah, go on the corner.

So I would go there in the morning to get coffee and pastries. Sure. And I would, Just checks out. Well, you've read my life. My blog. Sure, yeah, I know. So I would order

du pando chakolah and then I was never prepared for follow-up questions. Oh, that was, yeah. So it would always be, as you would play du pando chacola and then they would speak to actually a phrase. Something about why I milk you on. That I would be like, oh. No, but I found everyone very friendly there after because I would try to go up that there as well in restaurants I would be like on my phone looking up what words meant and stuff and then the waiter would see that and go oh No, let me speak English for you and tell you you know like I found everyone very like a commentating I agree that was just one direction and the person I was with was not being right, great We were we were someone was rude to us in place. We were there for a week and only

one place for somebody who was rude to us. We went in this bar and it was empty. And we, a friend of mine had told me you got to go to this bar. It's great. And it was totally empty. And so we went up to the bartender and said, hi, are you open? And the guy was like, yeah, like he was so, yeah. Yeah, one like that. Okay, that's weird, but what was so terrible was it was called the American bar. Ah.

Okay, very quickly. It was like a bait and switch. Can I just say that I had one like, I had one like that as well where, but he was closed and they were mad at us for trying to come in. Oh. It was very weird.

Okay, what's the phone? Okay, before the break, what do we got? Shevon, what did you show him? You lot your phone locked on locked, bro. We're on lock. You're on what do we got? You will is this a bit of trivia or something? Sheaven, what are we doing? This is the following. We got Armin Maywez. Armin Maywez. This is pointless already. He can't read. He. What's so great is there's a pronunciation key for the name and I can't read the pronunciation key. Like I have no idea how I'm supposed to say that. You don't know what upside down E means?

He's a germ. It's a schwa. He was a German. His birthday was September. December 1st, the 60th. What are we talking about? September, December 1st. Oh wait, I'm going to tell you?

We're talking about the penis gap. Yes. Okay. I'll show you. He was a German computer repair technician who achieved international notoriety for killing and eating a voluntary victim whom he had found via the internet. After he and the victim jointly attempted to eat the victim's severed penis, well, they were going to eat it together.

But a conversation where they have been killed is victim and proceeded to eat a large amount of his flesh. Uh, he is also known as the rotten bird cannibal or the metzgermeister, the rotten bird cannibal rotten bird. Oh, rotten bird. The rotten bird. It's like, is that what they call a real rotten bird? That's I think what you call a severed penis.

The rotting bird. We call it the rotting bird. Once a penis is in a test, you know what I mean? It's called a rotting bird. He's also known as the master butcher. Isn't there going to be a whole thing about Lorraine and Bob it? Oh, I hope so. Oh, I hope so.

How's she doing? A tribute? I think, yeah. All right, we need to go to break. A concert. Okay, we'll come right back. Okay, bye-bye. Goodbye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Okay, let's come right back. Okay, bye bye. Goodbye, for all.

Bye bye, we love you. Bye bye. One more thing about Lorraine Abobbit. We are back. We are back. I can't believe you. What do you want to know about Lorraine Abobbit? Well, I do think they're doing something with her.

Maybe something. Left something with you. Yeah, they're doing something with her. Maybe something. Yeah, they're doing like a show or something. Yeah. I think Jordan Peel is. Oh, no, an interview with her now. That's what it was. Yeah, Jordan Peel's producing it. That's what it is.

It's like the Lorraine Bobbitt files or something. And why? I'm curious. Like, how did it feel? The faint of curious, I guess. I want to hear her talk about that. Do you like to trap it? Do you fantasize about that? Oh God,

shevans like it's a doc series. Jordan Piel and Amazon are making a Lorraine a Bobbitt documentary series. A four part documentary series about the Virginia woman who made headlines after she cut off the penis of husband John Wayne Bobbitt with a kitchen knife in 93 and threw it at her car window. That's the funny part that she threw out the car like that. She like she was taking she decided to take it at her car window. That's the funny part that she threw out the car like that. She, like, she was taking, she decided to take it with her. Like, you know what? I don't need this.

She wanted to go far, no, she wanted to go far away from him. She was physically and verbally abused by him and he also cheated on her. She says, Peele says, she said. Peele says, here's why Jordan Peele wants to make this. When we hear the name Bob, we think of one of the most sensational incidents to ever be catapulted into a full-blown media spectacle. With this project, Lorraine has a platform to tell her truth, as well as engage in a critical

conversation about gender dynamics, abuse, and her demand for justice. This is Lorraine's story and we're honored to help her tell it. Hey, man, I'm in. I don't fantasize about that. I don't think that's the interesting or cool. Did you actually did ask me that? Did she? Um, as you think I just was going on something like that.

Actually, I don't fantasize about that. No, it's not that you asked. No, I don't really often. I don't. I do know people who think that's really like, oh, that's like the ultimate. I just, it was like a common thing in 80s movies and stuff like, ah, who want you to shut up, bro, you know, cut your nuts off.

Yeah. What are you, Rodney Dangerfield saying? Hey, boy, shut up, bro, cut your nuts off. That, okay, I wasn't teaming you up for here. Thank you, I appreciate it. Who else you want me to do? You went right into it like this. Dennis Le Hey, everybody, forward trucks. You're not top. Dennis Miller. Hey, that's a channel. Hey, can you start with if not, Dennis Miller?

Dennis Leary, you told me Dennis. No, no, no. What? Before you start with before Friday, you are. I don't know. I was trying to do Rosie O'Donnell to be, I was trying to do, okay, I have, I have, it's, what a reveal. I have a, I have a thing in my mind of certain things. I was trying to do Rosie, Donald. You know, what's that movie where she and Dan Acroid are undercover at the sex,

East of Eden? East of Eden, okay, so. She's on the VHS cover with like her like, bondage gear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just, I always remember walking past that at Blockbuster. I've re-leaked for my whole life.

And it looked hilarious. Yeah, it looked hilarious. I never saw it. I just have an impression of one of the lines in there was like a servant coming up to Rosie Adonal saying, I'll do anything for you, Madam. And she's like, Ha, paint my house.

Oh, that's an old joke. Yeah. So I just, and it's a Gary Marshall jam, isn't it? He, yes, and he and Penny Marshall appear in the movie as a married couple. They do that, you know. Rose! Well, maybe that's the one I'm thinking of.

Oh, okay. Oh, well, second, anyhow. Sick and fucking gross. Are you, do you have a fondness for the movie, Hocus Pocus? I love it. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I've never seen it.

I don't think it'll appeal to you. I think it's also a generation of a young child. Yeah, I think you had to watch it when you were a kid or it doesn't do anything like. I've shown it to people who did not see it as a kid and they're just like, okay, like it is a nostalgic thing. I feel like we talked about it on my show about the male reboot, Hocus Brocus.

It should just be Hocus. Hocus, Brocus. It should just be Brocus, Brocus. Hocus, no, Kus. Brocus before, Hocus. Come on. Never so, Kus. What is that?

Bokeh, before, Brocus, you're in the crocus. Congratulations, you're in the band, Crocus. No, what is that supposed to be? Bokeh, you're in the rear. Be a before liquor, never sicker. Like before beer, you're in the clear. Okay, I thought that was something. Bokeh supposed to be? Poker in the rear. Be a before liquor, never sicker. Like before beer, you're in the clear. Okay, I thought there was something.

Poker in the front, liquor in the rear. There's so many things. What are you teaching me? I never thought there would ever be a podcast where you said both, if there's grass on the field, play balls. No, he said no, you need enough things. I almost just said that one.

He said it was for the one. It's a little bit. It can bleed, it can breathe. No, if it It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing.

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So you're saying if it was got a ball push you can't play ball. Old enough to sit at the table, old enough to eat. What? Oh, like the Thanksgiving grownup table? Yeah, exactly. That's what it is. I can't do this with you guys.

What? Is this your last episode? Tudom. I'll leave you here. I know, I don't know. What's anywhere? What? What? Did you hear that? Oh, come on. I'm not the problem here. Wait, am I the problem here? Have I become the problem here? I'm not the problem here. Am I the problem here?

The problem here? I'm not the publisher. That's a shirt. That's a shirt. The problem here That's a shirt Every one of our shirts has to say that's a shirt on the back That's a sure that's a very sure We're 24 he did that's a shirt. That's a shirt. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll check my word 24, he'd be hit, that's a shirt. I'll grab catch for as soon as we can, clear. Yeah. That's a throw-off problem thing.

Yeah. We've never said an original thought. We're dumb, and I'm the fat Jew. What? Yeah, I can reveal it now. By the way, that's a reference to someone on the internet. Yeah, I thought you were saying, I'm the fat Jew. I was like, this is the fat Jew.

I know, but I still thought you were like, and I'm the dumb one or something. Would you like him'm at the fat Jew. I was like, I know, but I still thought you were like, and I'm the dumb one or something. Would you like him better? I'm the fat Jew of the group. Right. That's what it sounded like. No, it's that job. Would you like him better if it was A fat Jew?

Well, he's not V fat Jew. He's just A fat Jew. I think if it was two E's in V, I would think that. When I think about the fat Jew, and of course I'm saying at the fat Jew, the Twitter and Instagram personality of quotes because it's a meme. I don't know if I'm impressed or inspired or neither. I think meme collectors don't have much in my brain for

to use a respect or interest. Beautiful movie, the meme collector. The merchandise refill. Oh, so gorgeous. I love a meme as much as the next person, but I want it to be passed to me from a friend. I don't need an account. That's how I get my memes from friends and family. I mean, my future friends, I don't need to subscribe to one meme person.

If a friend passes me a friend's meme, I'm in heaven. Memes will eventually stop. Well, I mean, a meme is just a pig with your heartmates. It's a, it's a meme. But a meme, a meme. So when I tried to, very dear friend of mine. Was it, it's a meme? But in the earliest days, it's pronounced meme. It is pronounced mem.

I know, but, no, but not the way we use it. But yeah, who gives a shit? Because we all say it now. Yeah, and it's more fun to say meme than mem. Mem is a stupid way to say it. It's stupid. Because it's not short for like memory, right? It's short for like memetic, something, isn't it?

Rare, yeah, yeah. I don't know. So what is the actual- What is the actual? Yeah, short from memodos doctor memodos He's my doctor Met doctor as my guy know my I have to go and TV and spread it For him to notice you to diagnose

Why don't you go on TV and spread it for your nose me? And what is this? Don't be that. What if that was his wife? Like, what do I gotta do? Why don't you go on a run? Spread it for you to notice me? I love memes and their founders.

If you could have, No. It's speaking of how it's broken. If you could have, it's speaking of how it's broken, if you could have one magic power of the traditional magic powers that witches have. What are they? Are the witches have? Okay, so flight invisibility. Yeah. For flying on a broom.

Flying? Well, yeah, okay. We'll make a broom specific, cackling. That's one of one of their magic powers. Casting spells. But cooking in a car. Wait, wait, wait. But casting spells, we got to get more specific, because that's, that's one of one of their magic hours. Casting spells. But cooking in a car. Wait, wait, wait, wait. But casting spells, we gotta get more specific,

because that's two gem, casting specific spells. Casting love spells. Casting love spells. Okay, that's good. Casting love spells. That's probably what I would. Turning people into things. I wouldn't want to cast a love spell.

Making things is not cute. And then I would always know I made that person love me. They didn't love me. Would that be great if like, you could make like, someone terrible fallen love with someone great. Why would I want to do that? I don't know.

So terrible. I don't know. So it's great. I don't know. I would like to. But wouldn't you put more love in the world? Like, you don't want two terrible people to fall in love because then they'll just be terrible.

Why isn't the great person falling over the unlivable terrible? Well, like Kelly and Conway and her husband, you know? I'm not saying which one is great and which one's terrible, but that's for his reader to decide. But they obviously disagree. What does your husband do? He's like a lawyer guy.

Here's my question. Don't pick my thread. That's not a question, that's a command. I thought it was for everyone. No. Here's my question. Who? Okay, famous person, not just like, not actor necessarily,

famous couple or person. Who would you love to be a fly on the wall? Like who's house would you love to be a fly? Oh, the curries. Madam? Yes, Madam and husband, Curie. Isn't Madam Curie, Marie Curie? Yeah, Madam Marie Curie.

Yeah. Like when you say flammar her husband's name. Whoy? Yeah, Madam Marie Carey. Yeah. Like when you say flannel, her husband's name. Who would? She's all about the women. When you say flannel, you mean like using your hundreds of eyes to like watch you, whatever you do. To lower from their food and then eat it. No, it's yeah, to just be able to hear like how their relationship works.

So we're not talking about like, hey, you're a flannel wall to watch the maps sex together. You do whatever you want. But the real thing is. For the relationship. You get to learn how the wall to watch the maps sex together. You do whatever you want. But the real thing is, part of the relationship. You get to learn how the relationship functions on all levels. Right. And you, you die in 24 hours or? No, you are a UK, it's you.

Right. You're invisible. Oh, I'm invisible. You're invisible for a week. And you're invisible. And my just, am I just invisible? Because something about good days and bad is you're there. Or like they could bump into me.

No, you're invisible. As if you're a part of the wall. And you can move around the house and be on all the walls and be anywhere. And you can. So I'm shaped like a wall. You're omniscient. You can see and understand everything.

Why are you blinking slowly at me, ball? Am I shaped like a wall? Well, no, this is what I'm just, you already are. I'm just sort of an app, you're square. Build that wall. And you fly. Um, no.

What am I sort of like an apparition that's just like, You're just, you're just a pair of, you're just like God, you can see in the house and, right, right, right, right. And I get to see how their relationship works. Because probably the fucking watching gets boring after

a check, you're never for a week. What are you thinking of? The fucking watching gets boring after a check. You're never for a week. Who is thinking of the fucking watching gets boring? I tell you. I would not get bored watching people fuck for one week. I try to see it. One to two times, but then who you're talking about, maybe zero if it's like Trump or something.

Right, yeah, that's true. It's like so. So it's really more about like, hey, I wanna go see how they're like. Do they really like each other? Would they? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, this is actually tough because I don't want to deny the premise, but I'm trying to think like, I don't know if I'd be that interested.

If there's any couple that dynamic on that interest. Yeah, like like there's, there's the, the couples who are a more people that I know. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. I think, I think the question I really want to ask is that you know, okay, well, I was going to say in celebrities, the, the, the people ask you to do that you know. Okay, well I was gonna say in celebrities, the people who are delightful, I would imagine, like Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes, you know,

it's like, oh, I would go like to watch them have fun together probably. And they might not, and they might not, that would be bad, but then you're right, there are the couples where you're like, how the fuck does that work? Yeah, or like, do you think that happens more in real life because you're like, you're around people and they're like,

oh, it's so interesting. I wonder what their dynamic is like when they're alone. And then that would be more interesting, but I think just to be able to answer the question, we'd have to think about. Okay, I guess if it was someone I knew, I guess it would be you and Mike. Okay, I guess it would be you and Paul and your house together.

Oh wait, nobody knows about that. Oh. Everyone knows about the tunnel, the tweener. That would be, you know about a secret home in the middle of the house. Our homes are relatively far away. And by the way, when we were shooting Bajillion, there was a home we shot in that has a tunnel underneath it to another home.

Were you ever, like, off-lost feel is so cool. Why would they want that? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over like off, off Los Fuels. Wow. Why would they want that? Yeah, it was in. For like bomb shelter. I can't, I can't remember exactly why it was. Escaping a scary person.

But we live like them. Can you imagine if someone broke, okay, if you were like, had that tunnel and you're this really rich person, people are trying to get your jewels. And then someone broke in your house. Your rubies.

Your rubies and your broken bags. And you someone broke in your house. And your baguze rubies in your Birken bags, and you someone broken your house. And your baguze. Baguze. No coyotes, it's from real housewives had her whole house robbed with all her Birken bags. Those are each worth like 10 grand or more. And the whole time jewelry and all their stuff.

Oh, their purses. They're not bags. Okay. They're purses. But they're made. They're made of like ostriches. They're made from real Birken bags. When you said Birken bags, I was like, why would any bag, I was, they're made of like ostriches. They're made from real burkins. When you said, when you said burkin bags,

I was like, why would any bag, why was thing you've gross-read? No, their purses and they're really expensive. I still think that's very dumb. No, it's dumb, but it makes more sense. But maybe they're collectible. That's why she's called your burkin bag. The, imagine you had that tunnel

and you were going to escape and then you got trapped in the tunnel and the person started coming to where do. Oh, like there's a gate like someone had put down the gate. Yeah, you couldn't get in the middle of time. And then like, have you thought about your exit strategy from your home should intruders? Yeah, I think about all that stuff all the time.

I feel like I think about that wherever I am. I just brought it up to Kool-Op and she had not thought about it. I was like, oh, no, really? Here's what it is. We go downstairs. We like, you know, I laid it all. You make us think it he sound. I throw it in the sash.

You're like, cool up. You stay upstairs. I run away. I get out. She was like, oh, wait, were we talking about it with you? Cool. You run away?

You're going to world side. I thought we were talking about it when we were in pub springs. Probably because I feel like, because Janie is very aware of that. Well, cool up. I brought up something. She's like, well, we got a, we, we have to, we have to keep our keys. Fires are something, right? Well, I was talking about like a, someone breaking in at that, at that point, I think we switched it over. But I, but she was like, well, then we have to, we have to start leaving our keys because our plan is like, you go downstairs to the downstairs exit

and then and then leave and she was like well then we have to start leaving our car keys downstairs at night and I was like why? She's like because that way we can get into our cars and drive away. I was like we'll just run away. We'll just walk down the street or go to our next door neighbor. Well because you're talking about a situation where you just have to immediately get out of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where you're like oh a situation where you just have to immediately get out of that house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where you're like, oh shit, someone is broken in, we look at the back. My back and back.

My back and back. Quick to the tunnel. But so what is your escape strategy? I'm not telling all you people. God, you can imagine where I live and no, no, no, no. Wait, so. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, I'm so sorry.

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Right, because when you live far away, it's like a big thing that you once at 10, every 10 years. Yeah, it's a hassle. But anyways, there's this part of Honda mansion where you go in and then you're in this room that's all, no windows, no doors, and they say, it's because they close everything off

and we're in this like little section of area and then they say, there's always my way out and they show a hanging skeleton at the top and it's flat and light. He's hung himself in order to escape this room. Right, he had to do it. He's gone to heaven or hell. Well, depending on if he's good or bad. He brought well because he hung himself. He went to hell. My story is

just that when I went there with Aaron Whitehead, she screamed when that part was on purpose. He's, oh, she didn't have a phone number. And then I went there again without her and I did it. And it was, I was like, oh, I think I'm going to do it. I want to do the scream when I have. And then I did it. And people were like, so like what? And then this little kid was like, was that part of it? It was like, they were not impressed.

It didn't work. Yeah, you were too theatrical about it. Yeah, I was like, ah! When Aaron did it, it was like a realist. It was more like a startled scream, like, ah! Or something.

And you were like, ah! Yeah, but I still felt excited about that. Can I tell you something? I have been to the Haunted Mansion a couple times. I've heard you make that reference many times. Sure. I never knew what it, I knew it was a reference to the Haunted Mansion,

but it did not sound familiar to me at all. And this tale about the skeleton, I never saw this. You never saw the skeleton? No, you probably don't look up? No, do you have neck problems? I do have neck problems. So you probably didn't look up, because what happens is they... There's a lightning flash and suddenly the ceiling

which had been solid up to that point, is now see-through and you see someone hanging there. Really high up. Really high up. I got a go now. Now you got a go now and right of that there. Really high up. Really high up. How do I got to go now? Now you got to go now and you got to, and right of that moment, just look up. I remember seeing a little rascals movie.

Why did you bring up that way? In case people don't know, little rascals. You saw a little rascals movie. This guy, this man had, he leaves the, he goes to the doctors, got a stiff neck. Yeah. And the doctor says you have to like essentially have to just like keep looking up. What horrible advice or his neck or his neck is just, I can't remember.

For a reason that I can't look down. Yeah. So he's walking around, he's walking around like looking up. And at one point he's waiting for a traffic light. And so he's just looking up. And so all these other people like pastors by start looking up to to see what he's looking up. And at one point he's waiting for a traffic light. And so he's just looking up. And so all these other people, like pastors by start looking up to see what he's looking at. And then like they keep cutting back to it

over the course of the short. This, I don't remember if his story ever intersects with the little kid. The titular rascals. But it's a really funny gag because he masses this huge crowd around him and now he can't move because all these people are crowd-round looking up into the sky.

Well, that's human nature for you, isn't it? That's cute, so every room is a very nice old film. It's a judgment, it's a nice old film. We'd like to present you now as another nice old film where a gentle, gentle guy. Can you do Jimmy Stewart? Hi, you're all building in Lona. Were you talking to me or were you talking to me?

You're an old maid. You do it. Paul. You do it. You're an old woman. That's the, I love that film. I think it's a... You're an old building in Lona.

99% perfect film and that 1% where he's like, Mary, Mary, you're an old maid. He doesn't say you're an old maid. He does, doesn't know she just isn't old maid. He doesn't say you're a woman. Someone says old maid. Someone says it.

I swear to solid 30 minutes that are really boring in that move. Oh, shut up. On the other hand, I saw what Christmas was the first time a couple years ago, I really, really liked it. The one where they're putting on the show. Actually, if you remind of me of you,

the actor and that. Denny Crossby or Danny Kay, yeah, I got that all. Yeah, I was like, oh, that's so funny. You could be like him. If I had any talent. Right. If only I wanted to be like yourself. You probably wanted to be like.

I wanted to be Jimmy Stewart when I was young. Jimmy Stewart, when he was young, is like the hottest guy. He's adorable. Yeah. He's frustrating me to. He's fucking adorable. He's frustrating me to learn how Republican he was, like, late in life. I didn't know about that.

But back then, back then it was fine. That's not like you know what I mean. It is. What if even Republican when I was in high school is very different than what it is now? Yeah, for sure. It's very bad now.

Sorry to all of our Republican who this is. I'm sure we have a huge fan base of Trump supporters who just hate when we talk to about Trump. I don't believe it. There's a few. It was a lot. Really? I tell me if you are.

It was very surprising over the last year to find out some of the views of the people that follow my work, which I don't think I would have found out about the year before. I think there was. Right. Because out about the year before. I think they're, they're emboldened. Yeah, they are emboldened. Yes. Like, yeah, we talk about this now. How come you have, you feel the need to have black people on your show? Like, oh, okay.

Oh my God. I got a little bit of that. Disturbing. The virtue signaling. Yeah. People are really stupid. They are. Speaks stupid.

I burnt my mouse bleeding. What's of stupid. I burnt my mouse bleedin'. What's that from? I burnt my mouse bleedin'. Is that from just two? When I do it, it's that you get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's similar. Yeah.

Speaking of almost perfect films though, 99% perfect films, I think that way about back to the future too, where I don't mean back to the future too, I mean back to the future also. As well. Where like it's such a perfect. It's a little back to the future too. I mean, back to the future also. As well. Where like it's such a perfect. So you go back to the future also. It's such a perfect film other than his happy ending is he has a new truck. It's like a yeah, his, his happy ending is like his parents are now not fuck ups in their rich and he goes into the garage and there's a, there's a brand new truck.

I forgot that. And there's like, you hear like, really soft, dun, dun, dun, and he's like, pfft. Yeah. I got a new truck. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do was not originally in that film. Yes, Eric Stolt shot for six weeks. Michael J. Fox was shooting family ties at the same time. And he was like basically doing it all night long. Well, they thought that he was, they originally wanted him and they thought that he was, he was shooting family ties.

And then he got out of family ties and then they each out and all that. Anyway, we need to take a break. We'll be right back. What's that? It's from all that law. I used to think it was Tumbleito's safety mode. Tumbleito's safety mode. Hey, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump,

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I don't know. Ha! Nae! What happened? I love, did I love, did I love, did I love, did I love? I'm sorry that we're singing a song that's... I just didn't know that part enough to try man. Yeah. What is the What's your song that you want to sing? We'll be quiet while you do it Is that weird that both of those songs came out right at the same time like within a year of each other?

It's you want to be starting something. Wanna be starting something. He does say you're a vegetable, right? You're a vegetable. Why, everyone's having a positive. Every time you see a vegetable on a plate at dinner, you should, that should pop in your head. Well, well, well, well, well, you're a vegetable. You're a vegetable.

What's someone do you, give me a, a C? No, give me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're in a very particular mood today. I am, I am. And I'm enjoying it. But because I just did two of those that are raised by TV right before this, so I've been talking a lot today.

Yeah. And I think it, I mean, my downwind right now. Right. But sing a song with Alexa. Sing it with Alexa. Sing a song that'll get you there. Give me a suggestion of a word, and I'll inspire a song.

Any word? Cracker. Cracker, is that what you say? I don't know where you come from, I don't know why I can't turn around and say goodbye. If you know that's my man of the van of me, it's been like a bit like fishing the sea. Because of follow me everything I was right. She was a word that just came out of my head. I'm ready. I'm ready.

Lauren is doing a little charity where she's holding the microphone. She has a hand under. This is very good. I love this. She's doing a little salad dance in her seat. Uncle Cracker. I love this. Is that what you thought was gonna happen

that the word was gonna lead you to a band name? No, I didn't. I thought it would be a song. It would be a song type. My brain was open. Yeah, I love that. Open brain. I love that.

They call it open brain. So let's all do it. Give us a word. Is this the feature? No, no. Okay, well let's take a break and when we come back. Wait, no. We got to. Let's do, we'll each do one.. All right. We'll do one. Then we'll come back

and do a different. We're association songs. Okay. We'll do a feature. All right. Okay. Okay. Um, this one's for what you have something to say. Sheaven. Shut up, Sheaven. Go ahead. Where are you pointing at? You already took a break. No, we're taking time. I thought we did take a break. We already took two. This is you never came back from the second break. No, we did come back Yes, because we take a break. We left to there was a moment's pause. Sorry I came back and said tumbley they said to me. Oh, yeah, that was that was coming back I was going to break that was coming back that none of this gets cut out by the way this all stays in no Yes

Okay, Paul yeah Your suggestion is... Tree. Paul has already established that this is tough for him. Oh yeah, we do. That's okay, just open your mind up. Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree How low the art by branches You came to see all the day You came and went so far away The Christmas tree went so far away. The Christmas tree went so far away.

Christmas tree. Oh, Christmas tree. I want to say, you are the Jesus. Did he? I can't believe you guys ruined my. Oh, Tan and Bob. Here, why did you me in my favorite song?

What's Christmas find out who gave Christmas find out who gave Christmas find out who gave. All right. Give me one and then we'll do a real feature. All right. Scott, are you ready? All right. I'm right. Your song word is crunch.

Crunch. That's what I said. Ethel. Crunch. crunch. That's what I said, asshole. Crunch. I got Pac-Man fever. Driving me crazy.

Pac-Man beat. Well, okay, what are the lyrics? I know that. Well, I'm okay. What are the lyrics? Inky and Blanky. Okay, I'm going to sing that. What are the lyrics? It's Buckman and Garcia sang it. That's right. Not to be confused with the jump of the saddle, bandman and Garcia saying it. That's right. Not to be confused

with the jump of the saddle band is saying the curly shuffle. Oh my god. I have an idea for a game. It's a group song. Where we are. This is a feature. It's time for us to play a feature. It's a spin off of that game. Okay. And it's, oh, this is like Leverton and Shirley. Yes. This is Leverton, Shirley of the game. Family members. This game is. CSI Miami. The commercial Jingle's game. And how it works is one person sings a jingle the next person sings until we run out of Jingles. And we don't have to sing all the way through once you know one you have to go. It's a real jingle or yes for a real commercial. Oh, okay. Okay. And it can be about anything. Yes. Do we all have to know them or can we count

local commercials? It can be local, I just have to be real. Okay, okay. It's gotta be real. I'll start. Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that kick-cat bar. Give me a break.

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And if the company would just send you. My mother, God rest her soul. Do you think that she loves with God? She was in atheists, so she's roasting in hell. Wait, even if she is. That's not how it works. Even if you don't believe in God, you can still... If you don't believe in it, it's not there.

No, there is no way to enter the kingdom of heaven except believing in Jesus Christ. Here's the thing, there's no kingdom, there's no hell. If you don't believe in it, if you do believe in it, there is. I wish that's the way it worked, Lauren. But I don't think the it. If you do believe in it, there it is. I wish that's the way it worked Lauren, but I don't think the rule. I think she's with Thor now in Odin. Oh, wouldn't that be nice?

Wait. She's with the all father. I just keep people with this target commercial, which I don't know if you want to say. Yeah, sure. There's a target commercial that just uses a popular song right now, but then it gets stuck in my head forever. What is it?

Baby, why don't you tell me me in the middle? I'm moving my mind just a little. I don't know the commercial or that song. I'm glad. It's good for you. She was the 13th singer or something that tried to turn that into a song. Like the people who wrote it had the beat and whatever. And then they sent it to like more famous people

and none of them could like crack it. And then she did. Oh, well, stuck in my head. I'm winning. I'm winning. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he was like, well, I think that's a marry. You're an old man.

Oh, Bob was like, why don't you just meet me in the middle? Why don't you just meet me in the middle? Or are you gonna say when your mother did what she love the movie midnight run With Charles Groot is in Robert Jr. She loved that movie, but she my mother hated foul language Oh, yeah, movie has plenty of oh, yeah, and she's sir rated just for language. Yeah, she searched Forever for a version for like the movie for like a TV version of it. Yeah, like on VHS. Right. She just wanted to have like a clean version. I had a friend who would who would like have video tapes of movies and then read up them like a like in a

VCR to VCR thing and then bleep out all curse words himself so that he could watch it around his parents. How would he do it? How would he do it? How would he do it? I know. Like, who gives a... Who gives a...

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Like, where'd you be like, you buffed her in the bathroom? Yeah. Well, we were, we were, we were doing it like, which I think is more, more discussed. Because as a kid, I was like, what's buffing? We were trying to do it like surrealist where the, the things wouldn't make sense anymore, like Mickey Ficky Chinese dentist stuff, you know. And then I ended up seeing it on KCOP, which is a station here once.

And it was just so bizarre to watch that version that we recorded. Like what would an example be? What I just said. Oh, okay, well I'm lost. Certainly lost. No, I think that was based on like, do the right thing, the TV version of that, instead of saying like, you motherfucking,

something so it was like Mickey, Ficky, Chinese, and things. No, but I think what did you do in your thing? I think we were using stuff like that. Oh. Like stuff that didn't even make sense anymore, almost, you know. Like Monday to Friday plane. Yeah, what is that? From a snake's, snakes on a plane. Yeah. There are snakes on this Monday to Friday plane. Exactly. Is that the lead guy? And there will be blood. what is that? Of some snakes snakes on a plane. Yeah, there are snakes on this Monday to Friday

plane. Is that the lead guy and there will be blood? What's that? Monday to Friday plane. I'm Monday to Friday plane and I drink your drink your milkshake Mary. You're an old maid. Bert, I've got blood in my mouth. Oh boy, I tell you, I've got blood in my mouth. Oh boy, I tell you. I've got blood in my mouth. Is that what it is? No, my lips bleeding good, is it? No, my mouth's bleeding. Oh, I've got blood in my mouth.

Oh boy, boy. I tell you, my lips bleeding good. Drink my blood in the straw. Shaking your straw. I've got blood in your mouth. I've cut off your penis and now I have blood in my mouth while I eat it. Come on, he's my friend. The guy who's penis come up.

Daniel DeLuis? No, Daniel, did you plan view? What, do you think character? Do you think if, if, if, whatever his name is, I just said it. What is his name? Daniel DeLuis. If he was doing research for that movie, the character who cut off someone's penis, would he cut off someone's penis and need it? He'd have to know. I think he would exchange text messages about

penis cutting off. Yeah. That's what he did when he was playing Lincoln, was that he would send text messages in character to Sally Field. It's like, how would Lincoln have proposed this text? That is the silliest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, well he says silly guy. Yeah, I love him. He's silly. That's what people don't get when they watch his movies. He's silly guy.

He's not that sage, you would see how silly he is. He's always cracking jokes. He's like, oh, look at me. I'm Lincoln. Well, I was like, what gifts would Lincoln send right now? What stickers would Lincoln put on this text chain? It's really fun. Look guys, we got to wrap it up.

We got. We got. We don't want to we got. Uh, I love you. I love you. You want to sing one more song? Yeah. Yeah.

Can we give you a word? Yeah. Pink. What about us? Lauren, Latif think I was either nose. I was not thinking of the singer pink, but you... What about us? What about us? What about us?

What about all the time you had the answers? What about us? What about all the broken happy I've after all the time? Is that to get the right tone? What is the finger that's tried to know before? I've I have to get the right tone. What is the finger as tried to know for? I've never done it in my life. I don't know why I did it. What about oh, how about pink, Column?

What? That was it? Is my pink, pink, pink, pink. That's the one that is that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, Oh, it's, no, it's, no, it's, no, it's, no, my name. Oh, I think of that awful, fuck, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, think of that awful fuck. Yeah, pink. Here's my favorite color. I hate that song. So about.

What is he about? He's about pussy. Hunk and on Bobo. Hunk and I'm Bobo. What is that about? You know what? Hunk and Bobo is the female equivalent just sucking on chili dogs. All right, we'll see you next time, bye.