Threedom - Threevisiting: Do You Hear Doodie or Poodie?

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

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Let me say this. Hi, everyone. This is Paul. This is Scott. Lauren. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What?

What? You were going to say something. You wanted to say something. Look, we were full disclosure to the audience. Yeah. Listeners. we record these two in a time. Yeah.

And we took a little break. Yeah. And it gets real fun during the break. It's like a new energy and it's sort of like a hang out. It's like a party. It's like a reality show reunion show where there's all these bitter recrimination. And we bring out a host and they kind of like set us up to talk about certain things. Yes.

Yeah. This host who makes a living by putting us on television and then talks to us like we're the scum of the earth. Yeah. Yeah, it's great. Yeah. We love it. Proud to be a part of this universe. Anyway.

Oh, get that horse out of here. Oh, sorry. Go, go, go, go. During the break, we sang some songs. Yep. And something that got stuck in my head from the goddamn Super Bowl is, unfortunately, a racist chant. Yeah. What?

Yes. I think it's stuck in your head because it got stuck in my head. Put it in your head, I heard you, I was in the other room and I heard you and I was like, that sounds like that. But I didn't think you were actually. Oh, and then you can't, no, I was actually. Yeah. It's, it sucks because you'll find yourself doing it. It's so catchy. Can't we put different lyrics to it? I think the problem is the melody. There's no lyrics. But I don't know. Melodies are just notes. This is from the Super Bowl. La, la, la, la. Oh, my God, you've convinced me. Oh, I just remembered the teams that were. Yes, yes, yes. So the Kansas City Chiefs, any, any team that has any sort of Native American, like, anything at all. Bears, little bears. Oh, yeah, you're right.

They are bear cubs. That's so cute. It's why they decide to call themselves that. I don't know. Maybe because the football team was first. I don't know. Oh, the bears and then the cups. That's so, that's adorable.

I don't know. What's the connection of bears with Chicago? I have no fucking clue. You never saw a bear? Uh, no. You know, not even at the zoo all the time. Sure. You never saw them walking around the street.

Fine, at the zoo I did. Yeah. Well, California should be the base. What about the white socks? Yeah. There should be, what about the white socks? Well, the white socks. The most unimaginative name.

I actually think that's one of, that's a great one because it's so meaningless. Yeah. Absolutely. The red socks are good because they have red socks. They use the white socks. Yeah. Let's find out. Why is the Chicago?

Cincinnati Reds used to be the Cincinnati Red Legs. Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So Reds is okay because I, that sounds like a racist thing. It does, but it actually is just about sock colors? Okay, great. Okay.

So these people, I'm not going back in this story enough to figure out who they were, decided to rename the team the Chicago Bears in honor of their hosts at Cub Park. What? So Cubs came first. The team moved into Wrigley, the team moved into. a Wrigley Field, which was home to the Chicago Cubs baseball franchise. As with several early NFL franchises, the Bears derived their nickname from their city's baseball team.

Some directly, some indirectly like the Bears, who's younger called Cubs. Wait, whoa, back up. Back up. The sentence where it's like, as most teams do or something. As with several early NFL franchises. They derived that. So there's more than one that did this? I'd love to know more about that.

I'd love to know more. Some cities will have, it'll have the same name for both, I believe. What about the, yeah, what about the Eagles? Philadelphia Eagles, and then what's the baseball team? The Phillies, yeah. So that's, in a way, that's based on, because the Philadelphia part is based on Phillies. That's correct. Okay, so the Washington Redskins were named the team, named the team Boston Braves after the city's major league baseball team.

What? Oh, the Redskins founder named the team Boston Braves after the city's. Oh, okay. There's a list. Honestly, I can't get into this. right now, this is something that people can Google at your leisure. This is something you can do in your own free time for fun. Yeah, for fun.

If you think that's fun, I think you should do it. If you think that's fun, who are we to say? More power to you, yeah, live your life. Hey, if you're a racist and it's fun, keep going. Wow. They don't talk about the fun aspects of it. They're having a ball. Well, that's the thing is that the, there's a, it's so weird that these people won't

fucking let go. Why? Just stop singing it. horrible. And also, I don't know what the chant is, but it definitely sounds like you shouldn't have a chant. No. And then I also would say, why don't you just change the name?

We've already been down this road with at least one team. I know. It's embarrassing every year when they get into this. Cleveland finally changed their name to the Guardians. Yeah. But like new era, all these merchandise companies will still sell Indian stuff. Because it's like vintage? Yeah.

Because people, because they know people still like it. Oh, so it's not. They're making it now. But the Guardians actually makes more sense for. the city because of the guardians on the bridge. Yes, absolutely. It's a cooler. What is that?

The guardians on the bridge? These big statues, it's very impressive, actually. Yeah. They're really cool. We drove past it on tour. It's cool. And they're called the Guardians. But, yeah, change it.

I was saying to you, Paul, change it to the Jack White White Stripe song. It's so much more fun to sing. Change it to the Jack White Stripe song. Changes it to the Jack White Stripe song. Changes it to the Jack White White White Straton. It's, how's it going again? I'm going to Wichita. Seven Nation Army.

When people chant that at a at a ballgame, it sounds really cool. It sounds really cool. Just change you to that. We don't need to hear that. What did I just hear about Jack White, and I'm very late to whatever this is, that he and his singing partner were pretending to be siblings. Thank you. They were pretending to be siblings forever, but they actually were.

Is this 20 years ago? We're just catching up. I honestly like. The news second. been breaking news. I'm sure I learned this at the time, but then someone was talking about it in a podcast, and I was like, that's actually kind of crazy. I thought it in a funny way.

I liked it. Yeah. They liked to keep it murky. So they pretended they were a brother and sister. It's a siblings or dating situation. They were in ex. Which is a very fun Instagram account. Oh, really?

Siblings are dating. Have you ever seen it? I think I am. Really peaked your address. I'm really interested in taking on a new Instagram client. You don't, you know, you don't, you don't like adding to follow an account. to your followers. No, I keep the same.

The day I sign up for anything, it says, do you want us to look for people in your email who already are on it? Whoever is on it, that day, I'll follow, and then no one else ever again. That's so weird. Wow. Don't you ever think, I wish I could see one of my current friends. I was thinking about- So if Kulop signed up for a service after you, signed up for a platform, you would not add her.

I would not. No, never. Thank God she's always, she does it the day before. No, but I thought that the other day I was like, oh man, I miss this person or whatever. I wonder what they're up to. I'm like, I could just follow them on one of their social media. You should.

Yeah, good. But I have the rule. You do have the rule. But I also, it's like. It's too bad. What am I going to just be on Instagram all day looking up like hundreds of people? No. Yeah, I mean, right?

I'd rather, I'd rather just see old clips of the Pete Holm show every time I turn it on. That'll, I mean, you know, if you keep it. If you keep the numbers low, it keeps you out of the Instagram. Here's what's so funny. It's like, I've never seen that ever on Instagram. Here's what I see a lot. It's at the top of my Instagram every day because Pete's one of the people who was on it when I joined. My search, like when you go to the search window, it's always, it's a bunch of babies and dogs.

That's almost exclusively it. And then once you click on one thing, like I clicked on a doctor who picture, then there's, also 30 doctor who pictures like all the time I'm not that interested yeah I clicked on I can't remember what it was if I was like who is that person I clicked on it was like an old sitcom person or whatever I was like who is that and then suddenly for like a month constant stream of content regarding that person I didn't care that that's a that is a huge problem where they kind of inundate you with one person where like I'm not actually close with them I follow them because I like them and they're a nice person but it's like I don't need to know everything they did

every day. Wait, so you're saying your explore page is all babies and dogs? It often is, yes. Mine is all like, right now I have a lot of valentine, like a weird, I don't want that. Mine's a lot of celebrity drama. Mine's all just YouTube influencers. Wow. Why do I have so much Hello Kitty in here? It's like a bunch of Hello Kitty Valentine's. Oh, cool. Let me see. Maybe you. Day late and a dollar short. Hello Kitty. Yeah, that is. Goodbye, Kitty. Yeah. Goodbye. I started getting the baby ones a lot because. Coolup is like, hey, take a look at this tip. Right, right, right.

And now everything is babies all the time. Yeah, it's kind of good when you get tips and you're like, you can lead you to other tips and stuff. And then sometimes it's a wormhole of tips. I don't need so many tips. I'm doing great. Yeah. I don't like when they say things like, if your baby's hot, put her in the refrigerator. Yeah.

It's like, no, take her out of the refrigerator. Yeah. It's cold. It's cold in there and she shouldn't be in there. Yeah. And it's. Or he. Okay.

Paul, have a daughter with us. Good catch. Have a daughter with us. Aw. With the two of us. Like go in on your children? No, we should have a new one? No, contribute your semen to us and we don't make a toner.

You're obviously implying that I have to use it. Yes. No, you can be an egg donor. And then he and I will both, we'll both contribute the semen. We don't know who. Why you? Because it's a freedom baby. So we don't know who's a little.

be. No, we should have twins or each one is one of them. Yes. It made me sick as I was saying. We want to see, by the way, we want to see you, uh, your freedom babies out there. We want to see them. No, we don't. I don't want to see three to babies. What are you talking about? I don't know what it is. I don't know if it makes me uneasy. AIs of our faces all merged. The otheriest thing that anyone's ever seen. Can you do that with three people? I don't know, but don't try. Okay. And that's my, that's my, that's my mandate. date. It is very funny that...

Does that make any sense? No. I always wondered... Oh, I wonder what our baby's going to look like me and Kulap. Like, is it going to... I was praying. It wasn't about you and Paul? Is it going to look like Paul?

Am I going to be bad? If my baby looks like my friend. But I was sort of like praying like, please look like Kula. Please look like Kula. Yeah, she's a beautiful woman. But it's very weird that it depends on the angle. Oh, yeah. But she looks exactly like me or it.

exactly like it's honestly fascinating that sort of thing as you watch it unfold like as they get a little older and stuff and you see that similarities at certain times or certain expressions or whatever it's and then sometimes they're just completely themselves or you can't even see either of you and that's very interesting too yeah so cute yeah yeah i like when somebody like if janey and i are looking at a baby and she'll say i can see both of them in there and i'll say not me i only see her and it's i don't know it's funny that we are looking at the same thing but we're perceiving it differently. But it's the whole, is this blue or yellow pants? Was that what it was? It was a, it was a dress. Is this blue or is it yellow pants? It was a blue and blue, or is it yellow pants? It was a blue and blue and blue and blue. Do I keep kicking? Oh, is it? No, you know, it's a cord. Would you like to? Yes. I'm sorry. I'm going to move this cord. It was a blue and yellow dress or a gold. White and gold. Like I said. Laureliani. Do you guys remember? By the way, that's a blue and black or white and gold. White and gold. Like I said. Laureliani. Do you guys remember? By the way, that's a beautiful name for a baby.

Laureliani. My daughter will be Laureliani. Yeah. One word. Laureliani. And I only hear Yanni yani yani. That's right. And I only, I'm only saying

Laurel Laurel. Oh, have a baby. That came up where. Why are you trying to force and have a baby so that you... I want our babies to be friends. Janie and I were with some, with another couple recently.

And you let me, you load me to a false of insecurity for like four episodes. It's back, baby. But we, the who, who had not heard the, who knew the, the blue dress, uh, gold dress thing, but did not know Laureliani. And I played it for them. And it was fun to revisit that. Yeah. And also I had the exact same experience that I had before where I heard, I hear Laurel. If you're thinking Laurel. Well, I'm just thinking Laurel. I'm listening to it. It's like Laurel. Now you've just

been saying Yonnie, right? And then one, there'll be one Yonni that gets in there. And it freaks me out. It gives be the chills. I'm going to play it now. Yes. By the way, I can play it on here. Oh, that'd be better, yeah. Yeah. Larry. Laurel. Laurel. Larry. Yeah. Larry. Laurel. All I'm hearing is

Larry. Me too. Larry. Laurel. Larry. Some people hear Yonnie. Some people hear Yon. I heard it. Not this time. Not yet. Larry.

Larry. Larry. Laurel's going insane This is podcast I only heard Laurel Me too I only heard Laurel that time Is that one that's just Laurel? Yeah, okay

Listen to this Moral We tricked you Okay maybe this Maybe that was a different one Laurel Laurel Laurel

Laurel I feel like I'm going insane All I hear is Laurel over and over I hear too But I've done it I've done it I've done twice where I heard one yon in there.

Okay. Oh, really? They slipped a Yanni in there. What are you looking at? I'm posting about me and Paul

in that podcast. So you're posing on social media while we're doing the show? I could do that while I hear Laurel, Laurel, Laurel. You know what?

That's a good point. We can't keep giving her these excuses to show out. We have to watch her like a hawk. Are you almost done, Laurel. Laurel. Laurel.

Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Yononon. Yonny. duty. Daddy. Duty.

Pootie, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty. Okay, here, I'm going to do a trick. You tell me what you hear. Okay. I'm going to do a trick. Watch me. Watch me. Don't look.

Doody. Doody. You're saying duty. I was saying pooty. I'm just kidding. Do you hear duty or pooty? He's dying last. So dumb.

It was great. Classic. We need one of these once a year. What are the old things can we revisit? Let's do the gold dress. We've done Jack White being married to his sister. Should we see which sex in the city characters we are? Yeah.

Oh, Aiden's coming back. Oh, my God. Who is that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. You to watch the whole season from one to now.

No. Carrie fucked him over hard two times. Yeah, but, okay, Aiden, okay, amazing John Corbett, wonderful actor, love him to pieces. The hunk from Northern Exposure. Yeah, the hunk from Bad Big Fat Greek Wedding. Oh, yeah, that's right. The hunt from, oh, I ran out of things. What other thing I'm thinking of?

Oh, serendipity. He's in serendipity. I love that movie. Which one is serendipity? Serendipity's John Cusack and... I've never seen it. Would you be on Scott? I haven't seen about that.

Stop making everything a podcast. I have a podcast. No, I love that movie. I totally do that. It's good for Christmas time, but whatever. What's the one where Julia Roberts wears a fat suit for a little while? No. She's like, yes.

She's like Catherine Zeta Jones's assistant or something. I feel like... Hold on. I don't think of that. And then she becomes attractive and... Well, I just want to say, I just want to throw it out there that eight, okay, don't start there. But you know what comes up? What?

Julia Roberts' father. Okay. So the internet is helping. Is Julia Roberts' father, Jeff the killer? Can I just say? You're right. She has a fat suit in something. Aidan is coming back.

America's sweethearts. And she posted picks Sarah Jessica Parker. That's the movie that they were watching the night of the staircase killing. Oh, it is? Yes. Show us. Show us a picture of that. And then, oh, my God, that story.

That documentary remains one of the best there ever was. Absolutely. Okay, why did she do that? Still would bang. Well, she's beautiful. Wood smash. Yeah, and that's what, that's how we want everything to be judged based on whether you would bang her or anyone. That should just be movies now.

It's like, would you bang this person? Yeah, because that's all we're selling these tickets for, sweetie pie. Anyway, Aiden's coming back. I'm so excited. I'm actually extremely excited about this. This is for N just like that. But weren't there already pictures of them kissing? That's what they revealed.

That's what that's how we know. And it's like, well, that's a big thing. But that's a good ass hype machine because we want to see how it comes together. They kissed when she went to Morocco on her trip. She ran into him and kissed him while she was completely not available. She was married to Big. Yeah. And then she was like, should I tell him?

And everybody was like, no. Yeah. And then she did anything. The answer was no, though. Wait, she shouldn't have told him? No. Given the circumstances, I would say. He didn't need to know.

It's so random. Aren't they married? Yeah. But she cheated on Aiden to be with Big. Wouldn't you want to know if Janie and I kiss? I think. I might be wrong about it. You know what?

Absolutely not. Ew, that would be so gross. But I would want to know. Wait, you'd want to. Okay, you're the first person to call. If might kiss somebody. I would want to know. But I'm saying, I'm talking about carry and big.

Oh, you're not talking about, if Mike kissed somebody, I would want to know. You think I shouldn't want to know that? You think it's unnecessary complications? I'm not saying you shouldn't want to know that. I'm saying I would not want to know. So if, if Janie, like, fucked up, you know. And it was that kind of like, it was definitely a one-time thing. They only kissed moving right-old.

It's like, I don't want to, I don't need to hear about it. Leave me out of it. I would say, rather than tell me that, why don't we figure out if there's a problem in our market? Yeah, well, that's true. That's true. And work on that. Yeah.

Without that horrible information that would haunt me for the rest of my days. Well, that's true. I'd be very haunted. Yeah. Yeah. Would you kiss a ghost? Is that okay to you in marriage? Well, I'd have sex with one.

I guess is that a demon though? Yeah, I think so. Suck you this? Yeah. Suck you what? Suck a who? All right, we have to take a break. What?

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Hmm. I guess he doesn't want to do. Is he Penn and Teller? Yeah, he's Penn and Teller. Cool. It's Penn Badgley. Penn Badgley is the star of you. He's the star of you.

That's funny. They have to at least. Does funny or die still exist? They have to at least present an award together. Yeah, at least. That would be really funny. Ladies and gentlemen, you've been asking for them, Ben and Teller. And then Miles Teller can't speak.

And then these idiots come out. And then Miles Teller doesn't say anything. Exactly. So he, he's in the news right now because he said he will no longer do sex scenes. Yes. Or he requested that, no, he requested of his showrunner to see him have sex. Well, that's what a lot of people are saying. Yeah.

That's a direct quote. But, yeah, what do you, what are your thoughts? Paul. I should come out with a press release saying, by the way, I'm no longer going to do sex scenes and anything I'm ever cast in. My thoughts are. Everyone's like, woo! I mean, I can't, if you're at the, if you're at the level where you can make a request

like that, like, fucking, why not? Of course. Did he say it publicly? That's the part I'm confused. Well, I don't know that he's, I think it came out, I'm not sure how it came out originally, but he said he's a very monogamous person and his, he doesn't want to be doing that anymore. And I'm sure I haven't watched a lot of that.

show, but I'm sure there's a lot of sex in that show. And I feel like... Isn't that cutting off, though, the storylines you can do? Well, possibly. Or maybe we don't have to see them have sex in order to know that they did. You cut to a curtain blowing like they used to do in black and white days. Or like, he's in bed with somebody, but they're not, you know, full on doing everything. Yeah.

I will say this. He was full on doing stuff? I feel like sex scenes are so gratuitous. They don't really do anything for me. Well, wait. You know what I mean? So I thought the, I thought the discussion lately is that when a sex scene is in, you a movie it is you haven't like some people are saying i did not give consent to watch that

oh some people are saying but that's absurd that's that's taking it to an absurd thing but i mean i feel like the character i'm violating the characters you know uh boundaries or whatever it's like they're not real perspective right no no it is we this yes then what then don't watch anything that's my lord of the rings don't want you to see them to go on their travel you're spying on them yeah that's they didn't consent it's also the flip side of like i didn't consent to have sex thrust in my face. Yeah, but you did if you're watching a show in which that happened.

Turn it off. They have warnings. If you watch Top Gun, you can see Tom Cruise's little butt in that. The first one of the... Okay, I am going to watch that. I have not seen that movie. I have a plan to watch both of those movies.

Don't make me go on Scott hasn't seen. No, no, I want to go on Lauren hasn't seen. Okay, well, I'll just tell you what I thought afterwards. That's what I'm talking about. Okay, we don't have to talk for an hour. I'm talking for an hour. I also have a hot take about... About town a gunned?

Yeah. I don't. I mean, maybe I will have a lot to say. I also have a hot take about nude scenes. Oh, what is it? Which is that they're never necessary. We just like to see people being nude. Yeah, of course.

But it's not... People go, it's necessary to the pot. They're trying so hard. It's like, this was justified. It's never justified. No, and he has every right. He has every right to say he doesn't want to do that anymore. He did it for a long time with many.

I'm sure many of his shows. and things he was doing that. Yeah. And he just said, I'm not going to do anymore. They could have said no. They could have, they agree. This is a private discussion. I'm not sure why we are being asked to weigh in on it.

No, and I think people's reaction is very like, I'm asking you to weigh in. People are like. I'm willing to. Well, now you know why. I feel like it sounds like a relief, I'm sure to him. Does he goes, great, I don't have to do anymore. Here's my thing. If you're a comedian that I know, stop writing your own shows and making me look at your

butt. Like writing your own nude scenes. Stop it. Get out of here. Is there an, is this an, is this an epidemic? It's happened. I think it's been like two people I know have written their own nude scenes. It's like, I don't want to see this. I guess I'm not watching those shows. Okay. Yeah. I'll tell you, I'll tell you who later. Well, anyways, yeah, big news. I feel like every day I'm seeing a new update about that and I'm just kind of going update. People are still weird. What show is he on? You. No, no, him. I know. This is a whole. I love. This is a whole, A whole Fox News thing, by the way. When we watch the show, this is like a Gutfeld bit, I think.

Gutfeld, we love you. I'm like, I am committed to learning everything about you. Do you think Gutfeld's a piss pig? I'm sure he listens. Oh, man, I hope so. I'm sure he listens. Gutfeld, let us know. Are you pissed pig?

Yeah. But when we watch the show, I like to pretend that I think the main character is named you. And I say, uh-oh, you has got himself in some trouble this time. Yeah. How's you going to get out of this? you is you is always into something and you is no longer going to have sex scenes you as kind i don't even know what the show's about it's about a serial killer named pen badgely who killed

he plays himself didn't someone wasn't someone else in there playing himself no uh yeah that's the one thing i know about the show that show is very watchable it is very watch that's what a show should be is watchable. It is not something I would have watched. It's a blank screen. And then Jane Ney started watching it. Jane Nees or Nees? So when you think of her name, you have to imagine her knee before you remember. Jay. Yeah. It's my mnemonic device. Jay, I picture a Blue Jay and then I picture a knee. Do you love, do you love those? What are those called? Not rhombuses. Hold on. Rebuses. Rebuses. Not rhombus, but rebis. Yeah. Do you like a rebis? I guess I do. I thought they were very fascinating when I was a Yeah, sometimes I feel like I've seen some, you know, more recently than they're so difficult. I'm going, what the fuck am I trying to figure out here? It's like, come on guys. Just tell me. They're apples.

Button up my button. No, what's going on? That's very nice. Do you like this? Thank you. I do. Yeah, thank you. This is from and other stories.

Oh, that's a racist store. What? Stop. Oh, that's the anti-vexers. Stop. Oh, my God, you're right. Oh, they're still giving money to apartheid, even though it's. It's not there anymore.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. How dare they? But I, look, the thing is also, I've been lucky in my career to not be considered objectively attractive, so I've never had to do a sex scene. Oh, my God. No. And I hope I never have to do one. It happens even if you don't put yourself in that category.

I hope I never have to do it. I hope that I write and direct a movie where I make you do one. No, don't. Yeah. But please do put me in a movie. You've never had to do that. I've only, I think I've only had two kisses on screen. Oh, my God.

All my kisses were comedy kisses, I feel like, but. That you wrote? Yeah. No, the grossest one was with, the hot dog one. The hot dog one. Yeah, with what's her name? Yeah, with what's her name. Clara Peller.

Who's that? Is that a character she plays? Claire Pellera. I want you to look up, Clara Pallet. Wait. I know this, I know this name. Yeah. Let me look up.

Great. Yep. You know, you know that name? No. The where's the beef lady? Do you know where's the beef? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You would have been like a little kid. Where's the beef? Where is the beef? They should bring that back. They should be a hologram. She could be a hologram. Come on. Clairapelor hologram.

I had a Coachella. Where's the beef? And you know what? Since we were making holograms, here's Clarapeller. We had some money left over For this hologram Here we go Where's the beef?

We had some leftover pixels We made a clarapeller She's small Thanks, Tupac Where's the beef? Did she pass? Of course she passed She was a thousand years old

When we were children She was born in 1902 Does Anna answer your question She was? No it doesn't She could be But I'll tell you what. She passed away in 1987.

Do you know where? In a beef farm? In a beef farm. Did you mean to say Abitha? No, she died. Hold on, let me guess. Give me a clue. Chicago.

Yeah. The only thing you're interested in it. Well, they have a lot of beef. That's true. Pod butcher to the world as well. She's like, where's the beef? Like, it's all around you. She's like, I'm going.

Oh, no. Were those sort of last words? Her movies include moving violations. and WWE WrestleMania 2. Great. The end. And you know where she's buried? I would guess somewhere in Chicago.

Forest Park, Illinois. Oh, I would say next to Dave Thomas. And do you know, next to Dave Thomas, the SCTV person? No, the Wendy's guy. He's no longer with us. He's passed away, yes. He died of being adopted. Oh, no.

Do you know how tall she was? 5-1. 4-11. Paul, you win. in, although you did go over, you didn't go over by as much. She's 4.10. Four. That's small.

She is. Is it Natasha Legerrell? Elizabeth Taylor's husband, Larry Fortensky. Fortensky? Oh, my God. Elizabeth Taylor one point married a construction worker, a guy who was doing work on our house. Hey, when you're Liz Taylor. Right?

Why not get married? Why not? And do you know how many children she had? Clara Bellar. I'm going to say six. Two. And do you know who her spouse was? Roger Pellor?

Very close. William Pellar. Divorced. No, they divorced. They divorced. Oh, she probably let Hollywood go to her head. Let me see when she got divorced. Because if it was late, let's see.

It would be funny if it was the year after she did those commercials. She doesn't have a personal life thing. She just has, well, she has life and career. Look on her controversy. She married at age 20 to a local jeweler, William Peller. What was her maiden name? Her maiden name. Beef.

She spent her whole life trying to find it again. She was one of eight or nine children born to Wolf. Swerd love. Wait, wait, wait. One of eight or nine children? Yes, that's what it says. The details are fuzzy. It was a long time ago.

These are the sward loves, Paul. These are the swerd loves. That's my new sitcom. These are the swerd loves. She spent most of her early life in Chicago. They love beef. Wow. And then she married this jeweler. Wow. He showed me a picture.

They had a son, Leslie. He was supposed to really love Chicago. Wow. Wow. And a daughter, Marlene, but later divorced. She never remarried. Oh. She worked for 35 years as a manicurist at a local Chicago beauty salon and later moved to the suburban North Shore area to be near her daughter. That's sweet. Do you want French tips? What do you think of all this, Lauren? It seems like we've given you an excuse. I'm looking at her. No, I'm looking at her. I'm looking at her on top of a hot dog sesame seed bun, I mean a hamburger bun. You know. Are you looking at her saying goals? I'm saying goals, sweetie. You know, she passed at 85. Girl beef. I feel that was a great life lived. I think it's a great life. To have that beat. I mean, she died in 87. I think where's the beef was what, 83? To have that be in the final years of your life? That's pretty fun. Amazing. Amazing.

And then to be able to be in all these movies and everything. I hope she got a lot of money to leave to her family. I think she was like on the Tonight Show and shit. She made an uncredited cameo appearance on Saturday Night Live. But how did this happen? That she was a manicurist and ends up saying, where's the beef? Well, let's see. You didn't include that.

Dave Thomas loved getting Manny Pettys. And he was visiting Chicago. This is not that far off. She was hired as a temporary manicurist for a television commercial set in a Chicago barbershop. impressed by her no-nonsense manners and unique voice, the agency later asked her to sign a contract as an actress. She must have been so funny. Yeah.

Like that they were all sitting around going, oh my God, she's fucking hilarious. The heart of hearing and suffering from emphysema, which limited her ability to speak long lines of dialogue, she was quickly used in a number of TV spot advertisements. Wow. But all for Wendy's, right? Quickly.

No, she did the Massachusetts State Lottery. But then, first airing on January 10th, 1984, where's the beef? Wow. Finally premiered. The ad that shook the world. We should do just a Clara Peller docu podcast. I think you should play one clip of her saying it. We should do it called Finding Clara Peller and the pretences that we don't know she's dead.

And I'm going to say, she's disappeared. I'm going to say, Finding Clara Peller, colon, the Clara Sward Loves. story. It certainly is a big bun. It's a very big fun. Big fluffy bun. It's a very big fluffy bun. Why's the beef?

Yes. There she is. Demonic voice over. Commercials, this has such a like sort of low-key energy. Like if this, this commercial would be so cracked out now. Oh, yeah. It would be like so. like manic

yeah yeah yeah fuck you where's the fucking beef no nonsense legend Clara Peller she's amazing we salute you here at

Freedom freedom salutes Clara Pellar you are an honorary piss pig I'm sure her family is grateful to know hoist her wig into the rafters

Please tell her two children That she's an honorary piss pig If you know Clara Pellar's children Who are probably dead themselves now That's not true She was 80 something She died in 1987 Oh wait

They would be in their 80s now I was confused They would know they would be 100 or so Really? I think Wow I can't do math Isn't it right now

But here's the thing it because we were born before the 20th century before the 21st century it you you get to a point where you lose the sense of how long ago certain things were oh definitely so like the the the 70s will always be like 30 years ago yeah yeah yeah I do think the 70s are 30 years yeah yeah yeah yeah that's confusing but it took it's confusing it's confusing children being in their hundreds because that really just threw me for a loop I was like well she just died she was 85 well it wasn't just now it was when It was when I was two, she was 85. Yeah.

And those people were 50 at least. And now they're moldering in the grave. Yeah. It's depressing. Like, you watch a movie like Jurassic Park and you go like, wow. Or Jurassic World? Well. Well, the first Jurassic Park, you go, it seems so recent.

But then you realize like every single actor in it has passed away since then. It's like, it's crazy. I know. It's wild. Do you think there was a curse in that movie? None of them are dead. from Newman to Samuel L. Jackson, they're all dead. Yeah, in the film.

Yeah, that's what I mean. I watched the movie. They're all dead. Wow. Samuel Lauren Dern escaped, but I presume they died off camera. They're still stuck on an island. It's wild to me that there's, it's one of those movies where there's a generation of people that grew up on that movie. and it's a very

like a sacred movie to them I love it and for me when I was however old I was what am I 20s or something like that You were 38 I believe when the first one came out That's not possible

It was like 1984 NAR NAR you were It was 1993 So you must have been Yeah it was 24 24 years old 25 maybe

And it was like Going on 25 I am 25 years old When I moved here Going on 25, I don't care about these dinoes. That's the song you said. What were you going to say about these dynos? Well, just like, when I saw it, I was like, oh, that's a fun movie.

But it didn't have any impact on my. Of course. It's like just kind of, it's a bit of a lark. Oh, so you did love it. I loved it. I saw it three times. Did you read the book? I'm stupid.

I read a bunch of Michael Cretons. Yeah, Michael Critchin. Disclosure. Disclosure. What if a man. What if something bad happened to a man? Thanks, Mike. A great thought experiment. Lauren, what do you want to talk about?

You obviously don't care about what Paul are you talking about. I really want to play a game. Well, let's take a break. Is it break time? I mean, I would say two more minutes. Do you want to run down the clock somehow, Lauren? Sure. Dida-de-da-da-da-da-do-do-do.

What is this from again? I don't fucking know a hamster or something. A hamster? Hamster dance. A hamster dance. And they all went down to hamster dance. Hamster dance. You want to see the video?

Do you want me to look up hamster dance? I don't even know if that's what it is. What if we all look up hamster dance and we got three different results? Oh. I looked up hamster dance in season. and four of the wire came up. Of course. Amsterdam.

Bunny Colvin and the like. Of course. All the Colvin's. Are you watching the Bachelor? Sean Colvin. Am I watching the match? Yeah, I am. I'm actually not watching it.

This is the first time since I haven't. It's boring this year. I'm not even... What makes this year different than other years? Oh, it's good. He's actually doing really well in cutting out anyone who would ever start drama. He like, the minute anyone goes like, I heard she was interested in her Instagram followers.

like, later, and just cuts him. Wow. So before any arguments can happen. Is he cutting the tattletail or he's cutting the person? Cutting the person who is being tattled upon. It sounds like he's being led by his nose like a bull. But usually they are the ones who would start drama. And so like any of the fights that would occur with people going like,

I can't believe you told him that aren't happening because he's like, bye, bye, I mean, good for him. Who's this Iago that's going around telling him all these things? Oh, his uncle is Patrick Warburton. And I'm like, oh, okay, I understand. Everyone else's like, I don't want any drama. Oh, that's good. Hey, Elaine.

We're doing hometown. Have you ever been a helicopter? That's a fun uncle to have. Yeah, it was fun. But obviously, like, they, ABC asked him to be in it. Of course, please. And then they had, like, the after the show credits bloopers with Patrick Warburton doing all this kind of stuff. But anyway, but you guys, fuck, yeah.

Is there a vibe? Anyway, congrats for finally shaking it off. I know. You know, it's like I deleted Twitter and I'm not watching The Bachelor. I feel like I'm a whole new person. What can I say? Yeah. I don't like this new person.

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No one said that. Speaking of Patrick Warburton, we started to watch this movie called Inheritance, I think, on Netflix. And early on the movie, Patrick Warburton has a death scene in a car, which is unfortunately very funny, and it's not supposed to be. but he's all he's all coaked up or something and he's driving and then he's like suffering a cardiac event and then he slumps over on the wheel and he hits he seems like he hits the wheel pretty hard with his head and then the car bumps into something gently bumps into something and then the horn just starts going off even though he's already leaning on the horn has not been going off before that can well that can happen

can it if it gets triggered by no okay all right we're going to play hitting the post Yay. Y'all know how we do this. It's like radio DJ style. We each pick songs on our phones, and we play it for one another, and we try to end what we're talking about right as the lyrics start on the songs. Do it. Where do you plug in? Don't rush me.

We're not plugging in. As mentioned during the break, we're holding it up to this. Oh, you did say that? This, because I do not have an adapter. Okay. As of yet, that will fit into your phone. Great. Who would like to go first?

I can play the song. Then I will be the DJ. Amazing. All right, here we go. Coming up on the 11th hour, and it is still pretty smoggy out there. So make sure you don't breathe in anywhere you go. If you're in your car, you should be fine, but keep the windows rolled up all the way. I don't need no.

Wow. Not bad. Not bad. Wow. That was teenage fan club with feel. No, I know. Okay. Yeah.

I knew you knew. All right. My turn. Paul. Yes. I find a song for you. I find song for you and then you do it. I find a song for you.

And then you do it. What about that song? It started with lyrics, so I don't think that was. I find a song for you. I don't think it's going to work. I find a song for you. And then you do. Hey, if you're, if you're one of the, the football fans, sing that song instead.

Yeah. I find a song for you. And then you do it. I love to our stadium seeing that. It's fun. All right. Are you ready? Yeah.

It is officially autumn. The leaves are falling. They're going all underneath your feet going crunch, crunch, crunch. But you know what that means? Daylight savings. You fail. Wow, I really did fail. Hitting the post fail.

It was a bad fail. Okay, Scott. Ready? Yep. Just want to make sure everyone out there knows to wear rubber shoes in case you're around any kind of electrical charge this afternoon, because you all know you can get electrocuted if you accidentally... Shit. That was a tough one to figure out.

It was tough. That was called Please Don't Hide Yourself Away by Bears Den and Jade Bird Please don't I like that has please in the title Me too Yeah, it's plight Plight

Plight here we go It's plight Sad news today As the President is still alive I don't know what's going on He's in his eighth term And that's supposed to be illegal But

That was John Kale with Darling I need you Aw I like when they call you darling In a song too It's like... Warren, you ready? Yeah.

We've got the contest winners all lined up around the block waiting to see who wins the final contest. They are competing in a hot dog eating competition starting at 12 o'clock. We will be live streaming that on our YouTube channel and I help you tune in right now, but right now I got a number one song for you.

This is called Brother Don't Let Me Down by the Pee's. Pretty close. Close to the title. song. That was The Emperor's New Clothes by Shenato Conner. Oh, nice. Okay. Ready, Scott? Yep. All right, everyone, we're taking callers right now. Caller number 143

gets to call three more times. And if you are the eighth caller, every time you call back, you win another phone call for me. But this time I'll be calling you. And this time, you're the receiver. And we also wanted to say that we have a free

concert out there in Central Park today. You have to find it. There's a treasure map underneath every trash can in Central Park to find the stage. And if you find that stage, then you know who's going to be playing. That's right. It's all your favorite Marvel characters that have started a band. That's right. The Submariner from Black Panther. Unfortunately, Black Panther is no longer with us. But Angela Bassett, she'll be singing Lee vocals. Is that an instrumental? No. They started singing. Did they start? Yeah, right there.

I heard the singing, yeah. That was In a Daydream by Freddie Jones band. I need a plug for this. It's more fun when we can hear the song a little better. Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay, you ready? Yeah.

You are ready? Yeah. Okay, here we go. Well, that snow is still coming down. So here is a list of school closure. Catholic school, closed. Public school, closed. Private school?

Open. Secret school, closed. Gough school, open. Arctic school, open. You've got to go to school. Very nice. That's a good challenge for yourself. Susie Quatro.

Susie four. That's right. I never realized that's what it stands for. Lauren, you fucking ready? Yeah. In other news, Johnson and Johnson is recalling every single product on the shelves. And if you've got one of them on your body right now, it's toxic to you. I hope you can go take a shower

wherever you are and if you can't take a shower and filtered water then God bless you honey because it's over I love you all thank you so much for listening by the way

this is my last day of course I would have my Akadaka Oh Akadaka Are you ready? Yep Am I ready?

I don't know I'm ready piggybacking on what Lauren said It is her last day We're going to miss her But unfortunately She is moving to Anchorage, Alaska Because she

Was 5 in dime by Hazel English Good stuff Hey, what if we took one more phone call? I'd love it. Yeah And this is from no name Oh my God So this is pretty exciting

You don't think it's Jeff the killer Go to sleep I hope he doesn't sign up I say good to All right here we go Hi, Pressel Gang this is a question

that I was asked in a Spanish language class and I thought it was an interesting topic When was the first or last time that you danced all night Okay, thanks

danced all night Never Play all day I did I danced a lot at Arden's birthday party in December. But all night? Well, I mean, it was all night. I danced for at least an hour.

I would say that's pretty good. That's pretty good for a lot. That's not all night territory. That feels like all night. I mean, are we taking all night literally, or do we mean like a night of dancing? I don't know. I have to take her out of word. I, the longest I can remember dancing is probably at my friend Julie's wedding many years ago.

in England, and it was a really fun wedding. And I remember dancing a ton at that wedding. Most recently at Janie's birthday party. Oh, yeah. I don't believe I danced that night. That's okay. It's all right. It's okay.

We don't need you anyway. Yeah, they think they were fine without you is what they're trying to say. Yeah, I mean, I'm a shy dancer. I don't really get out. I'm not the first person on the floor. Yeah. I need a little liquid. And then I'll get out there.

Oh, yeah. Well, liquid courage changes everything. Liquid courage changes everything. If I held as the U.S. entered World War War II. If I got a little bit of that inside me, I'll do pretty much anything. I think the last dancing I did was our friend Matt and Michael's wedding, I think. And then people, everyone started, like, jumping into the pool.

And then some people felt peer pressure to jump into the pool. Wow. And jumped into the pool and they were not happy about it. What a weird thing. I don't want to do this. But I feel like if I don't do it, people will get it. Yeah, no, there were people in the pool going like, like, you have to come in. Man, I remember when I turned that corner where that wouldn't work on me anymore, where somebody was saying, no, come on, do it.

Let's get into this pool. Yeah. Okay. Shit, I'm out of practice. Well, one of us is going to end up in there at some point. It's been one of the rules we've had. You know, the last time, and this was kind of just, I feel a little bit bad about this, but not that much, was when we were on tour and it was Kevin Bartelt's birthday. Oh, yeah.

There were shots passed around. I was like, I'm not doing a shot. And I didn't. I am famous for turning down shots. I don't know if I did a shot. People barely even offer them to me anymore. I only do a shot if it's like a lemon drop or something. I don't like the taste of a shot.

Yeah. No. Oh, man. Just tequila shots? We were out to dinner in San Francisco and it was an Italian restaurant at the end of the game was Limoncello's and they were so good. Oh, let's get drunk right now. You promise?

I swear. we will get drunk right oh wait the time this absolutely is the time that I danced the most was at a was at my sister's wedding when I was a little kid and me and my cousin Joan danced the entire reception yeah yeah yeah we were like polkaing around the yeah yeah yeah I won that dance marathon contest I guess the one that's in the Guinness book oh I'm a professional dancer oh yeah well I've actually been dancing through every record of you ever done oh that's right yeah it's so natural that it's The shows are only like an hour.

Yeah, you don't really notice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we do tape them at night. And we do do one back to back. Yeah. So it's kind of. Every episode. But we stay up all night.

By the way, we've taped every episode back to back five years ago. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, by the way. And we've been guessing what the Super Bowl. So stuff that we're talking about that seems old news is actually pretty prescient. Yeah. And the fact that we knew about you is actually kind of amazing. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, good, good, go-go-gagga. All right. Gu-go-gaga. Guys, Lauren has to go. She's got a, she's got a, there's no other way to say it, but diarrhea issue. I have to diarrhea in my car.

You have an active diarrhea? I have to do it. Yeah, I have, it's happening now. I have past diarrhea. I'm not allowed into a hot tub right now. I can go to any hot tub. I can't. It's passive.

I have to show my card. I love that. All right. Thank you, Piss Pigs. We love you. If you want to call us. It is, um, Hague claims eight, the number eight. And if you want to write to us, send us a three-cher.

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No. With regard to that. But if you want to, enjoy. We would prefer you don't as a matter of fact. Please don't go fuck you. I don't care. You don't care either way. I don't.

Okay. Lauren doesn't care if you go fuck care. I really don't. Paul and I would prefer you don't, but if you really want to, what the hell? Listen, if you want to commit murder, I don't think you should. I don't, I'm going to go even further. I don't think it should be against the law. No, I think it's an individual choice.

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