Threedom - Threevisiting: Fleetwood Mask

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

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Dylan hour. You can listen on Apple, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. Love ya! Freedom! Freedom! And we're back in the studio live recording for you coming from live from We Are World. And we are back in the studio. Leave your egos at the door. We've got fan- Bleh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh-leh- No, it's a three pronged Voltron not one year, but two. Yeah, I think we did the entire last season over How many prongs does the regular Voltron have? Usually just as one. I'm talking a full three dick Voltron The three dicks come together to make one dick. I mean is that a term for a penis prong? Yeah It's not like dork in your household Prong your Prong.

Your girlfriend says, put your prong in me. It's in a lot of romance novels. He unleashed his prong. She stroked his prong. Ew. Ew. That's disgusting. Well, we are back in the studio.

This is 3Dom. My name is Scott. My name is Paul. My name is Lauren. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah is Scott. My name is Paul. My name is Lauren. Lauren. Lauren. Lauren.

Lauren. Perfect harmony. And we're also back in the same room for the first time. Yes. In a while because we've been on Zoom for a few years. And I had COVID. You had COVID, the novel coronavirus. I read the novel Canon by this COVID and then that.

Canonical virus. It's canon. Yeah, you had it. It is canon. Put that in the Wiki. It's in the wiki. Don't put that on my wiki. I can't be living like that. What if that was in every single person's wiki?

Every time you got sick? Yeah, every time they got sick. Not just COVID. She had a cold in April 2018. That's where this is headed. I know, because everyone wants to catalog everything you do. Early 2023 saw her with a sinus infection. Saw her.

Saw her. Saw her. OK, I got to address the elephant in the room. Sorry, Mike T. You sent us a t-shirt. You are an elephant. Get out of here. You sent us a t-shirt in September 2019. We never saw it until now.

We finally, Lauren got here. Finally, we haven't been here in three years. Looked through the mail, and there's some just egregious things that we've not responded to. Like, so this person sent this t-shirt of Chicken in the Corn and wanted it signed and Paul had already signed it somehow. I read the letter, but I didn't retain the information.

At a tour stop or some like, days in New York. And there was a, what is called a SACE, a self-addressed stamped envelope. I recall from my days of sending fan mail as a kid. It's also six in Spanish, in a spindle. Yeah, but spelled differently. And we signed it and we put it back in the envelope for you. And we're gonna send it.

And if you don't live there anymore, which is very possible. Look, I think we need to take bets on whether this person is even still a listener. Yeah, well, they could have possibly not wanted to- People move on from podcasts. Well, because once you don't get a response for years- Yes, if you steal their t-shirt from them, sure.

Yeah, three years. We're sending it back. It's signed by all three of us, and hopefully you get it soon and you love it. Sorry, Mike T., but we got to it when we got to it, and we got to it now. And we also want to say thank you. I posted this on Instagram, thank you to Belinda and Cooper for making gorgeous embroideries for us of our dogs.

Yes. Or our identities. These were great. And how long ago were these sent? 19. You know, I didn't clock the date. But probably three years. But yeah, yeah.

We're looking at years ago. This is gonna go right up on my wall though. I love it. It's lovely. Which wall? My gallery wall. Belinda, is that her name? Is that the name?

Yeah. Well, they sent these wonderful needle points, one of Rocky for Scott, one of Franny for Lauren, and one of Mr. Peanutbutter. Yeah, maybe they made it when Rocky was still with us. When was Rocky still with us? No, Rocky wasn't still with us. But maybe they did, and we haven't gotten to the mail

in that long. Whoa, cause Rocky, Rocky passed away. When did Tim Kalkakis get married? It was the day after. I don't know, I wasn't invited. Same these. You guys, you should have seen the Bruce Springsteen. So what if I hardly knew him at the time?

Yeah, same. Who gives a shit? I have absolute strangers inviting me to weddings. Why wouldn't they invite us? You're telling me acquaintances can invite me to a wedding where a bunch of people I know are going to be there? Yeah, it's like a party that I would enjoy. We all enjoyed it. You think?

Oh my God. He's back with an attitude. I can't explain it. Yeah, this is Paul back in studio. If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at this. Wow, and what is this? Your best? The best. Really? It's the best shit.

It's the best around. No matter how many rounds. Ba da do da do da do. Do de do de do. Stand away, stand away, stand away. Who can say what the world is. Is that all for viewer mail? That's all I want to talk about. No offense to anyone else. I gots. I can. Do da, do da. I got something sent to me. What is it an email?

Is it from a company? They said you have an order that you placed with us and we love to send it to you. It is from a company. It's a from a company that Paul F. Tompkins started. It's a company that Paul F. Tompkins started.

It's a company that Paul F. Tompkins started. It's a company that Paul F. Tompkins started. It's a company that Paul F. Tompkins started. It's a company that Paul F. Tompkins started. It's a company that Paul F. Tompkins started. It's a company? They said, you have an order that you placed with us and we love to send it to you. It is from a company.

It's from a company that Paul F. Tompkins started an exclusive arrangement with. That's right. It is exclusive. Okay, can we just see, how are you? Can we do the cameo check-in? Yeah, let's do a cameo check-in. Cameo's still happening.

The price got raised, but I'm still getting requests. And you're at 300 now Yes, and you are getting a flood of requests. It was a lot. Yeah, but I caught up good Now it's manageable. I would hope it is manageable. There are mentionable. It's managed All the time I there are still some people that don't I think are not quite sure of the concept And so I message them when they give a request, say, this is what I do, are you sure you still want this? And a couple of people I have not heard back from.

And so I think I have to wait until it's almost about to expire because if I let it expire, that reflects poorly on me. I think I have to decline the request. Oh, I see. So I can have a good rating or whatever. The rules of cameo. Who knew?

There's so much. Well, in any case, you mentioned on our last. There was somebody that I was at the gym today. And somebody. You look really good. You look ripped. Your body is so fucking jacked. All your muscles are popping.

Look, I mean, we're all having fun. But look, I'm not trying to be in a Marvel movie. I'm just trying to stay alive. Yeah. Why is that the dichotomy? That's it. It's so funny. It's like you got to, there should be something in between.

You're going to the gym? Why, you're trying to get super cut? I'm like, no, just adding one year to my life. Perhaps by spending two years of my life doing this. Let's hope so. So I'm there on the elliptical machine. And I see on my phone that a request comes through. I go to open it and then within,

by the time I opened it, 20 seconds later, they had canceled their request. Ah, good. Yeah. It was wild to see that thought process happening. Yeah. Well, this was not a canceled request. You mentioned on our last episode

or the episode before that, a friend, a mutual friend bought me one of your cameos. And I had a guess as to who it was. Who was your guess? That person. It was that person. Okay. I was thinking who was willing to do this kind of thing.

Yes. Of all people, this guy. And it turned out to be this guy. And this is. Oh, it's not me. I do have two thumbs though. And it's not me. I broke my thumbs in a butt plug accident.

Butt plug accident. Put it went in, take it went out, or using them instead of butt plugs. I won't be explaining. Those are your thumbs. But this is, we've talked about them a few times. This is Tall John. Tall John bought this.

Famously extremely tall man. Was trying to disguise that it was him by spelling his name differently upon the request and not realizing that his name is in the credit card information or something. Yes, exactly. And so Paul knew this was, and I think his request was for it to be for a friend named Scott who was starting a new podcast venture. Yes, he needed a pep talk. He was feeling insecure about the podcast.

But you saw who it was. But you saw who it was. And you saw through it right away and decided to do your own thing. And this made us all laugh. This is Paul's cameo to me. Hey Scott. Your friend John really cares about you. And he told me that you're going through a hard time. That recently your dick fell off and it got on the ground and the ground was dirty and there's like, you know, grass and dirt on your dick.

And you have to wash it off and, you know, obviously you have to tell people about it and that's not easy. Obviously. So I just want you to know that your struggles while mortifying and comical. They're real to you and to everyone. Everyone knows about your dick falling down and getting dirty.

I would say rinse it in the sink. You're giving a medical advice? I don't think you can send it out to like a dry cleaner. I think you have to do it. I think this is something that you have to do yourself. And I would say run the water until it's warm. If you have the thing with two taps turn on the hot first And turn the cold until you get to like a nice warm level Water temperature and then rinse it off there and

Sink orator so that any gravel or whatever goes down there. You're not technically supposed to put gravel in the thing. Anyway, best of luck from your friend John and me, Paul of Tomkins. The face you make at the end. That was really good. What face did I make at the end? Oh, it's just like you seem so, oh damn it, it erased it. You crossed your eyes and fell over.

I wish. You seemed so beleaguered during the whole thing. I was beleaguered. Beleaguered? Yeah. Belegda? You seemed so belegda. And then at the end you're like, and for me, Paul of Tompkins.

You smiled really big. But you seemed to really be empathizing with my plight. That's how I try to do it. You really want to be there for these people in the situations you've made up. Exactly. Yeah. I think that's great. So that was very, what a wonderful gift from Taljon and from you, Paul.

And you have it forever now. I do, yes. With the official cameo watermark. Yes, thank you. So that was very what a wonderful gift from tall John and Forever now I do yes and the official cameo watermark Yes, and that is something you couldn't get just by being his friend and do I downloaded from this or or I've just been keeping The browser open what do I do I downloaded I have zero idea I don't know but that's why I can never find men from that roll-off It was like not who the guy for a little people big World that Jimmy Fallon sent me. I already told you. Oh, right. Yeah. I'm sorry, I forgot his name.

Yeah. It's very close to Matt Roffel. Rolling on the floor laughing. Okay. Matt rolling on the floor laughing? Yeah, I think that's actually what it was based on. Is he related to Matt LaMau? You mean Matt LeBlanc?

No, Matt LaMau. Who's that? Matt laughing my ass off Matt LaMau? You mean Matt LeBlanc? No, Matt LaMau. Who's that? Matt laughing my ass off? LaMau, I've never heard it pronounced exactly like that. LaMau! LaMau! LMFAO bitches. Yeah, what happened to them?

Those guys. Yeah, one was like- They did like improv at I.O. What? I remember they were around for a minute or something. Are they the reason that it went out of business? Or were they doing improv? Maybe I'm mixing it up.

Were they doing improv? Improv, I.O. just formed around them. Yes, but there was, this was the time when Real World LA was happening and they did improv at I.O. and then I believe LMFAO was also there for some reason or other, maybe they were performing. I remember when Real World's did improv.

Like after these terrible people do improv, then as a special treat. We'll sing our dumb song. What was their song again? I'm sexy and I know it, is that right? Party rockin' in the house tonight. Everybody gonna have a good time. And we're gonna make your lives a lot.

I think I'm sexy and I know it is one of theirs too, right? I'm sexy and I know it. Brr brr brr brr. Babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba babbidabba b too, right? I'm sexy and I know it. No, Wright said Fred. Yeah, it's like only one person can be sexy. Right said Fred are covid deniers now. Well, then I guess I have a favorite. I'm so sexy.

I guess I never thought of them. I never thought of them as a band. There are two two dudes. Those two big jack. OK, if you're two dudes. Yeah. And I-ball dudes. If you're two dudes, unless you're both, and I pray that you are, unless you both have the same name that you name the band, you can't name the band after a person's name. Fred, you mean? Yes.

One of them is Fred? No, no. Because it's confusing. Right Said Fred is a, I think it's a quote from something. It's probably like The Bard? It's like how to read the bar and Durand is a character in Barbarella right I Don't I was gonna look up right said Fred and I realized I don't care But then the one you think of the guy the one guy from the video as right said Fred

I think there's two guys in the video. I don't that's another guy lurking behind him there the dude from right said Fred is so jacked though it's hard to like get anyone else into the frame exactly and also it's like blondie like why did they go with blondie when there's one blonde woman in the group she's she's gone with Dag. She's the she's going with Dagwood. She is the vibe. Yeah. Oh, but why not call it Debbie Harry and friends? These images are. Did you look up right? Said Fred or just to see the then and now is sort of fascinating and just the sheer baldness of the whole story. The sheer power baldness of the audacious baldness.

Formed by brothers, Fred and Richard Fairbrows. Okay, I apologize. I, I apologize. I accept your apology. I know that was not easy for you to do. It must have been an inside joke. It's really not because I still don't feel wrong. I bet you when they were little, one time Fred said right and it was so funny. They were like, now we're going to call that Fred.

That is so funny. It was an inside joke. Right. The group was named after the novelty song, Right Said Fred, which was a hit single for singer and actor Bernard Cribbins in 1962. Bernard Cribbins, the murderer. So both of us are right. Are they married is another question.

I like this. They're unmarried. Fred also appears to be unmarried at the moment. Appears to be unmarried. Someone who's- He's always got his arm around his brother. Get to their vaccine stuff. Someone's asking if these two brothers were married to each other. That's sick. Sickness. They're not got his arm around his brother. Get to their vaccine stuff. Someone's asking if these two brothers

were married to each other. That's sick. Sickness. They're not married, they're just close. Hopefully the Supreme Court will rule on this soon. Still against vaccine despite being admitted to hospital with COVID-19. Oh no, both of them?

Yeah. No, Richard. Richard. Not Fred. Right. Right. The anti-vax stance, the green cross-code, whatever that is. Anyway. The fact that Vantive Hacks stands to the green cross code, whatever that is. Anyway.

The green cross code. I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for this jab. And now I'm gonna dab. I still love it when people dab in a comical way. It's funny, man. I like it. It's funny.

I know it's dorky, I like it. To see people dab in a comical way. It's funny, man. I like it. It's funny. I know it's dorky. I like it. To see people dabbing is really funny. It really gets me. It's such a... What a weird thing that blew up and imploded in such a quick time. I like it when kids do it.

I like it when adults do it. I like it when anyone dabs. It really makes me laugh. It's so dumb. Even when I'm watching a TV show from five years ago when it was popular or just starting to see like a whole family Do it on Family Feud or something. I love it the funniest Speaking of which, we're doing our show next weekend. That's right

Will that will that be over by the time people are hearing? No people are hearing this Thursday Yes, but the show is sold out Lauren and I are gonna be a few standby tickets Oh, there you go. Do you think I could get a- But there are a few standby tickets for you to release that day. Do you think I could get a standby ticket? I don't know, you have to pay $300. You need cameo. It's cameo prices. Once it gets sold out, it goes to cameo prices.

It's gonna be fine. Yeah, Laura and I are gonna be captains in an all-comedian feud. It's called Comedian Feud. It's like Family Feud, though. It's just like- So it's ripping off Family Feud. Just here's a little secret.

It's just like Family Feud. It's just comed Feud though. It's just like- So it's ripping off Family Feud. Just here's a little secret. It's just like Family Feud, it's just comedians though. So should I call the Mark Goodman- Bill Todson productions? Yeah. Aren't you excited? I am excited, it's gonna be fun. And I've never been to that theater before. Me neither.

Which I'm looking forward to. Although I might be doing some in there tonight, I don't remember where the show is. What theater is it, the Palace? The Elysian. Oh. The Elysian. Interesting. The Elysian. Interesting. I did an improv show tonight and it will be my first time,

besides my One Wild Horse's show, doing a show with an audience. How do you feel about that? I feel excited. You know, having had COVID-19, the naval canana by the way, I feel much more at ease right now about doing something. Because you're in the 90 day window. Yeah. You had the naval canana virus.

Yeah. And that was really scary. Because you were on a boat. Because I was in the 90 day window. Yeah. You had the naval canona virus. Yeah. And that was really scary. Because you were on a boat. Because I was on the boat. Yeah. Yeah. So excited. We'll see. I'm going to have fun, I think.

I think you will have fun. But I'm tired. You know, I'm finding that I'm doing some more, I'm having some more days that feel pre-pandemic. Here, where am I doing like four things in a day? I know. And I'm going like, whoo. Let me tell you something, girlfriend. Last night, we had tickets to go in a day. And I'm going like, woo. Let me tell you something, girlfriend.

I, last night, we had tickets to go see a show. We had tickets to show. We had tickets to show ho ho's. And this is a new segment on 3 of them. But we don't go. Oh, this is a new segment on 3 of them. But we don't go. But we did go. Oh. I was like, this is a different segment. My baby don't go.

This is a different segment. We were both very tired. And I was like, what if we just bailed on this? What if we don't go? And you're like, wait a minute. For the past two years, we haven't been able to do anything. Well, what was the show?

The show was The Very Funny Sam Pancake. Oh, yes. I saw you went to that. Was doing a one-person show. He's very funny. This weird little theater space that I'd heard of heard about, but I'd never been to before. There's a restaurant called Casito Del Campo.

Oh, yeah. I went to see the Golden Girls that Sam. Yes, I wish. So does Sam ever leave that place? No, I think he lives there. Weird. He got lost. He can't because it's kind of confusing with the stairs. And if the audience was leaving, he's like, please, take me with you. You have to like, get the's kind of confusing with the stairs and if the audience was leaving When you go down the stairs to get out you have to go up them oh

He doesn't know the concept of up yet. I don't he should watch that movie. Yeah, well, it's a big concept in that movie Oh, yeah, I think I'm too sad. I think he got it because at the end of the show He wants somebody to pick him up. He was going up ease up ease So he's sort of he's almost there I think he'll be out soon he wanted somebody to pick him up. He was going up his up his. Oh, but he could do it. Yeah, he could do it. True. So he sort of he's almost there. I think he'll be out soon. He's raised up above the ground, which is one step of putting your feet on stairs. Yeah.

So did you feel Paul, did you feel better for having gone? Yes, I'm so glad I went. Yeah. And I was I was very tired. It is weird. I we kept our masks on. You can leave your mask on. Do you know we kept them on.

And it was, so it was like, and of course the fucking, when I would laugh, it would fog up my glasses and it was making me. Could you have taken your glasses off? I did, I periodically would take them off and I would readjust the mask. But everything was too blurry. Yeah.

Why haven't they figured this out yet? I don't know. We're two years in, the priority should be fixing it so people with glasses can wear masks. They fixed iPhones to where you can unlock them with a mask on. Yeah. I know, I still didn't set that up.

You can unlock them with a mask on. But they, so many masks that I fell for that were like the ultimate for glasses wearers. And it's like, they never gonna work. When you said I fell for it, I thought you meant romantically. I'm in love with this mask. Janie and I went through a rough patch for glasses wearers and it's like we said I fell for it that you meant romantically I'm in love with this mask. Janie and I went through a rough patch and I was involved with a mask. Janie should have opened up her heart.

Smoking! Not V mask. Oh sorry sorry sorry. If you fucked the mask I think you would try to go sideways. That thing it takes. Dude if you fuck the mask I would be high-fiving you so fucking hard right now. Dude, because that would be like the coolest... That would be the funniest fuck of all time.

I wish I'd never told you guys that I was romantically attracted to the mask because this is... Is it the green color? It's everything. I think there's a lot of people who would fuck Jim Carrey as the mask. Yeah. Do you think he ever did it? Well, you know, he had the makeup on, it was hard to take off, sometimes he probably had his girlfriend visit and they fucked. and Carrie as the mask. Yeah. That is absolutely true. Do you think he ever did it? Well, you know, he had the makeup on,

it was hard to take off sometimes, he probably had his girlfriend visit and they fucked. Do you think he would do voices when he would have sex? I hope so. Yeah. Why do you hope that? He probably has, for sure he has. Do you think it's been requested or he just provided that process?

Oh no, that'd be a real huge bummer. Do you think Dave? That's like asking someone to do a cameo while they're fucking you what if we moved on to someone I don't respect like Dave Coulier do you think he did like when would he do Papa he was a my fantastic star of full house when she went down on him in the middle of dinner all right do you think he was going no it was in the middle of a theater in the middle of of the theater. She wouldn't do that during dinner. She didn't have a stick in her mouth.

You could do it depending on the length of the tablecloth. You can't fit two meats in one mouth. Put his dick in some mashed potatoes. You can't fit two meats in one mouth. Jesus. In any way that's not even true. You've never been to a barbecue? You absolutely can.

I've eaten a hot dog and chicken at the same time. Yeah. What? Or like hot dog wrapped in bacon, it's already've eaten a hot dog and chicken at the same time. Yeah. What? Or like hot dog wrapped in bacon, it's already there. It all goes in the same place. Wow. Your butt. Your butt.

I'll cut up a steak and then I'll cut up like bits of, I don't know. Venison. Venison and I'll mash them all together. I'll cut up veal, I'll cut up. I'll eat veal and a pork chop. I'll eat veal and a pork chop. Two bits. You're right. I'll cut up veal, I'll cut up. I'll eat veal in a pork chop. I'll eat veal in a pork chop. Two bits.

I'll eat. You're right. I'll cut up some kind of, some like young chicken meat. Young chicken meat. Trying to get that veal experience. Young chicken meat, if you're listening, please, we want to help your song go to number one. So,

Young Chicken Meats, new hit single. Anti-vaxxed or die trying young chicken in the corn Lauren are you are you feeling tired? Do you think because of of changes in your body due to having a baby? I would say so and I would say the schedule changes that also come with it. Then what's my excuse? Yes. And then the fact that I had the COVID,

which I think also maybe I saw, but I was already tired like this. I think that I am tired because I get up at five every day and I don't stop moving pretty much all day. And then I have to do other things and work and use my brain cells. You're pretty much around a 5 a.m. Wurdle sender. Yep, yep, and you're up there too.

Today was a 4 a.m. Yeah, I mean I got to sleep in today, so I actually didn't do my Wurdle for a little bit. Was Holly at your house? Yeah, she just said she loves it there. Yeah. I didn't know we could share. And that's why I got to sleep in, yeah.

No, this was a real like 4 a.m. Oh no, I'm not getting back to sleep. And then, so then, you know, I know eventually I will and today was 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. Yeah, I think I did my work around 6 45. And then I was told I could keep sleeping. Oh, how nice by Holly. Yeah.

Her first words. Hey, go back to bed, baby. I'm good with these toys. We got to figure out. But yeah, she's just the best. So is she sleeping in a more regular time now? She does sleep without, she was for a long time doing one wake up in the middle of the night.

Now she is not, she does not do that anymore, but she might wake up at 5 45 or 6 45 or 7. So it's kind of, we see, but so some days it's really early. Okay. But she's doing great. When she go to school, where you can forget about all this. I think that's gonna be in about five years. Oh man, five years from now?

No, I guess, I mean, you know, I guess preschool. Yeah. But no, no, no, no, no, hold it in. Oh my God, Paul's about, no, no, no, no, no, Paul. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Paul. You can't, no, not on this show. Not on this show. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Push it out, push it out. Push it out of you. Push it out. Oh god, he's shaking. He's making my nose itch. Did I shake when I blew my nose? Yeah, you literally were like, your whole head was like vibrating. I did not know that that happened.

And your tail went all crazy. Well, because I sensed danger. And your wings! Oh my god, they were flapping. And your wings, oh, your wings on your back. All right, we have to take a break. We'll be right back with more Three Dose. Bye. Bye.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be good though. The blackest banana, wow, you really did. There was a club in Philadelphia called the Black Banana. Who was there? It was like an after hours club. Ooh, after which hours?

The hours of 1 p.m. and 2 p.m. So after, but after one and after two. After one and after two. If you would get there after one, they would say, you're a little early. Come back after two. Now what's your perfect banana visual, when do you know it's just right for you?

For me, it's gotta be the yellowest it can be. No black marks. Yeah, me too. Yellowest, no green. If there's a little bit of green at the top. No black marks. Yeah, me too. Yellow is still green. If there's a little bit of green at the top at the stalk. Yeah, I'm okay with that. I'll try it, but when you, man, when it's not ready and you bite into that.

I hate that. I've never bitten into a banana that's not ready. What? Never. It's always been ready for me. What a privileged life you must lead. I actually think that's wrong. I hate you. Oh.

I hate you. The littlest thing. I had a banana today that was fantastic. Wow! Why do people listen to this? It had a little bit of green. Some people like them green and some people like them sloppy brown. I don't get that. And I don't get the whole put it in the freezer to make bread. Fuck you. You're not doing that.

Yeah, I'll buy my banana bread. Yeah, exactly. Thank you very much. Do you guys, this is what I do, any bruises I cut, I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle.

I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the middle. I cut it in the freezer to make bread. Fuck you, you're not doing that. I'll buy my banana bread. Yeah, exactly. Thank you very much. Do you guys, this is what I do, any bruises, I cut them out.

Well, you're such a baby. What the fuck? Take it easy. What a fucking baby. Any brown, no, I don't like it. I'll give them to the dogs. Sometimes I'll bite around it. What?

Come on, guys. It's fine. It's going to be a really sloppy duty. I don't like the sloppy duty. But Scott's like, Scott's like, Come on guys. It's gonna be a really sloppy duty. I just, I don't like the sloppy duty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Scott's like,

Scott's like cut off the crust. Cut off the crust of my banana please. Please mommy. Banana brown. You guys probably eat the little stick at the bottom. Love it. It's the best part. The stick.

You're talking about fucking. What do you call it? A stick at the bottom. Yeah. Of a banana. You know the little thing at the bottom? You're talking about fucking... What do you call it? A stick at the bottom? Yeah. Of a banana? You know the little thing at the bottom? Is it the seed? The banana seed?

I actually never get there. I always leave about a quarter of an inch of the banana at the bottom. You're the weirdest! And every once in a while the whole thing will pop out and I go, ah dang. You're the weirdest of us all! No I'm not. You're the most wasteful, that's for sure. Well I'm so sorry, He's throwing away pure scoop.

Well, you're leaving good banana on the table. This guy's just persnickety. I just stop when I stop. And you don't get up top. Is one banana too much for you? Should they sell shorter bananas for Laura? You know, they do. They do make little when they when you see those little ones, I think.

No, no, no. You're talking about penises right now. When those bananas are- Size queen. I'm a banana size queen. I'm not like Minnie Mouse. No, yeah, sometimes you see those and you just think, it's a no for me today, but I'm sure- It's a no for me, dog.

And for this reason, I'm out. Randy. Randy, is he still around? I thought he was touring with a band that I thought was good, but I can't, it's not. They go like this. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh yeah, cause he played with Journey.

I forgot that he was a musician. Yeah, yeah. I forgot that he was a manager. No, he was a bass player. Dang. And a session musician. He was great. I think at the time I knew that,

and as time has passed, I stopped knowing that. Yeah. Isn't that weird, the things you stopped knowing? I was once on a flight with him. Really? And I was getting off the plane. And you knew everything would be okay. You were on a journey with him.

True. Hmm. True. And I was getting off the plane and as I approached the exit, I saw him at the front. He was in first class, natch. And people asked him to take a picture and it was a red eye. And so this was like fucking, yes. He did it. He was really nice.

But then when you got up to the front, did he say, and do you have anything you want to say to me? Yes. And I said, I looked him square in the glasses and I said, it's a no for me dog. How many times do people say that to him? He laughed so much. He laughed so much they call the air marshal. And just to be clear, he stayed in his seat while people were getting off the plane until everyone was on so that he would make sure

to be seen by everyone. Well, what I realized later was there must have been a chain of people taking pictures. There must have been a chain of people. Are you asking me questions just to set you up for songs? I wish you knew Fleetwood Masks, the chain. Fleetwood Masks! Oh, that's Jim Carrey's...

Ah, this is Fleetwood Mask cover band, where he dresses as the masks. And he has a Stevie Nicks wig on. He sings thunder, only happens when it's raining. Rhiannon! But he closes with Cuban Pete. Of course. So everyone wants the Hicks. I don't like flying with celebrities. I didn't realize I said that.

You don't like flying with celebrities? I don't like flying with celebrities. Did I ever tell you the thing that I did that was like totally, I didn't know I said it, but like I was recording an ad or something and I was like, I'm sure I've told this story, but I was like just at home. I'm gonna tune out then. And I was like, well, I said it's in my Twitter bio, blah, blah, blah. And then Mike was like, it's funny you did that as Tracy Reardon. And I was like, what? And he was like, why are you doing the ad?

Oh, yeah. He was like, you said Twitto bio. And I was like, no, I didn't. And then I listened back and I did. But I would have just sent it like that. It's in my Twitter bio. Twitter bio. Twitter bio. But to not even know you said it.

But I don't like, I don't like flying with celebrities because I feel like, I feel like a plane is more likely to go down when a celebrity's on it. Don't you think? No, no, no, I think you're safe. Like when he saw Randy, I thought, it's all good here, darling. Really? When the plane landed, I thought, we're safe. When he saw Randy, I thought it's all good here, Don. Really? When the plane landed, I thought we're okay.

But you know, all those famous planes that go down with celebrities. What you're really afraid of is that you see the celebrities coming on the plane and then they're gonna say, so-and-so died. And then someone later will be like, and Scott. No, I don't care about that. There's not that many, actually.

Well, there's the big one. I mean, honestly, if you died, you can't you can't care about that. You wouldn't care. I don't know. Really? Even if you were an angel, you'd you'd say it's OK. I don't care. You're an angel. You go right to angel status. I hope you're not going to be worried about petty bullshit.

I have angel status in heaven. I've rebooked. I can go in the lounge. I mean, how many celebrities have died on planes? Four. Oh my God. Almost Seth MacFarlane. Alia. Almost Seth MacFarlane. Almost Seth MacFarlane. Almost doesn't count. No, except in horseshoes and hand grenades. But you got, okay, so you got the big three. The big bopper. Richie Valens. And Buddy Holly. Yeah. You got Patsy Klein. Oh yeah. You got Randy Rhoades. Oh, did he?

I mean, that was a weird one where the plane was buzzing the tour bus or something. You got... Why are you ignoring me? Why, what did you say, dear? Alia, past. Alia, yes. Okay. What about...

I forgot you were president of the Alia fan club. What about Two-Face? Now what's her name from TLC? That wasn't a plane crash. No, that wasn't a plane crash, was it? What was it? And what's her name? We can't talk about Sloan. Lefdi. Lisa Lefdi Lopez. We've gotten in trouble every time we've said a name of anyone and followed it with a fact or we believe to be a fact. We can't talk about anyone anymore. Andansant. Did he have no signal? Oh, from Leonard?

It was like, no, wait on the way. I am. It's a Steve Ray Vaughn. I'm sorry. Oh, it was a helicopter, I think. Was it Stevie Ray Vaughn or P.V. Ray Vaughn? P.V. Paypond. He gave me a coupon. BV Gray.

Do you have any people? Well, we don't know. We never know. She died in a car accident. Lisa left. I love pets. Are you taking a picture of the wifi password? I'm logging in. She's logging into it because she has too much stuff

she has to look up. I'm the resident Googler. It's true. The Googler. This used to be stuff that Chevin would do and put in the chat. But see here's the thing, it's like this password is bananas and we need to make it simple. Your password on wifi should be like cheese.

Stop trying to be like it's 1291 exclamation mark. Stop trying to be something that no one can log into. You don't want all these businesses leeching off of the wifi. But who's going to think it's cheese? No one's guessing cheese. You know what I mean? businesses leeching off of the wifi. But who's gonna think it's cheese? No one's guessing cheese. You know what I mean? It's true. I've cracked it.

I can't believe they used cheese. They've been guessing W-Y-X-P-M cheese. All right, Cheveness sent us a comprehensive list. Oh my God, wait. Of notable celebrities who have died in aircraft incidents. In the personal chat? Why do we want this? I feel this is a scary conversation.

We have John Denver. Yes. We've forgotten about John, I just heard the best John Denver song the other day. Why do we want this? I feel this is a scary conversation. We have John Denver. Yes. We've forgotten about John. I just heard the best John Denver song the other day. Which one? Rocky Mountain High. I mean, it wasn't- Please daddy don't get drunk this Christmas.

It wasn't one of the super famous ones, but I loved it. It was so dramatic. Let me see if I can find it. Hold on. What did it make you feel? I just was like, wow, this is a, I was like, this is a, uh, uh, uh, a sound from him that I think this is it. Okay.

Do you want me to play it? Yeah, I do. This is the Eagle and the Hawk. Some magic. All right. The Eagle and the Hawk by John Denver hit the goalpost. This is the Eagle and the Hawk by John Denver here on Freedom. And we also want to say that if you're out there and you are related to John Denver,

we're sorry to bring up all of these terrible memories about him dying in a plane crash. But I'm sure you've heard his music since then at least once or twice. We can't be the first time that you've ever heard it. But here he is, this is Eagle and Hawk on Freedom. Turn it off, turn it off. Turn it off? Turn it off. Listen to this though, it's great. It's very soaring and sweeping.

Yeah, it's fitting an eagle and or a hawk. Yeah. It's good. Can I I say yeah feels a little derivative of his other song calypso oh yeah call it I so that's a great that's a great fucking song he doesn't get his due do you know what else right now the West Virginia song country roads is a great grandma's feather bed I don't know that one that doesn't sound good it doesn't sound good. It doesn't sound good. It sounds gross.

Is it about his grandma having sex? Is it about when you pee in the feather bed it stays? It stays. Okay, here's some more people. John F. Kennedy Jr. Do you have a feather linger? Yes, of course. I'm a feather bed, I'm a feather bed.

Roberto Clemente. Oh yeah. Stevie Rayvon, you're right, yes. Stevie Ray Vaughn, you're right. Yes. Steve Ray Vaughn, Jim Croce. Yeah, bad, bad, LeBron Brown. Yeah, Payne Stewart. I don't know who that is. Golfer. Golfers don't count.

Golfers don't count as celebrities. It's really true, though. Yeah. Troy Gentry. Who's this? Oh, the landed gentry of Troy Gentry, who's this? Oh, uh. Of the landed Gentrys? Of Montgomery Gentry, the country music duo. Sure. So, you know, it happens, not as much as you would think.

No, it's not, ow! And then, and John F. Kennedy Jr. didn't count, cause he was, he did it to himself. He's also still alive as Vincent Fusco. I'm going on record saying I'm not speaking during this. Because people are gonna tag me and shit. No, he's still alive. And go, Lauren said, guess what I didn't say.

That is my favorite thing is when people forget who said what. Yeah, I didn't say anything. We got, we got, we got, both you and me got both tarred with the same brush recently over something that Paul brought up. Don't just pull me into your shit. What did I say?

I don't want to tell anyone. I'm saying I don't know about this and I don't like this. But you know that JFK Jr. is still alive, right? I'm not speaking on this panel. You know that he's still alive. You know that JFK Jr. is still alive and he will eventually overthrow the government and become the rightful president. You know this! You say it all the time!

I'm not speaking with you! I'm not speaking with you! I'm not speaking! I'm not speaking! What a dumb country. You believe it. How did that get started? One person said it once and people decided it was true. That's how everything works.

I guess. Do you think there's a conspiracy for every single death that is ever like anything Person think something is not true about everything yeah I'm sure someone thinks definitely not true about everything yeah, definitely pencil I'm trying to think of like who's definitely pencil Random words behind it? It said Rubigenist? Rubigenist?

Mpenel? Rubigamist? Mpanel? What are these words? Concerted? That one I know. That's if RuPaul was a bigamist? Seed?

What the fuck is that? Concerted. It's got dictionaries. So now we're just looking at screen savers? So Earwulf is trying to make you guys learn new words all day. They're like, Colin's like, if your vocabulary isn't increased by one per day, and I will be quizzing you. Sorry, chaps, you've got to improve your vocabulary. Your vocab.

Impanel. Impanel? Do you know the word impanel? I love that he's got the old man voice. It's to form a panel. Impanel. Da da da da da da da. Impanel. Da da da da da da da. Impanel. Da da da da da da da da.

Impanel. Impanel. Impanel. Do you think this is our most disjointed episode? I don't know. It's just great to be back together with you guys. OK, Impanel. That sound is so funny.

I want to hear it. Yeah, I don't feel that way. I think it's Impanel. It's not Impanel. Just stop. Ha ha ha. Well, where did you say on the Marvel Newcomers episode? I want to hear. I think it's in panel. It's not impenel. Just stop. Well, where did you say on the Marvel newcomers episode? What did I say? Panel in panel in panel. Oh, this sounds familiar.

Is that what you said? Yes. Impenel. Impenel. You have a degree in English. Yeah, but I was like seeing it out of context. It should be to get a degree. It means to enroll someone onto a jury. I've been empaneled. Empaneled, yeah.

Okay. They empaneled a jury. To get a degree in English, you should have to pronounce every single word in the dictionary correctly. I was reading something. It was Zlotz. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Zlotz!

But you know why I think I thought that? Because there's this Blackalicious song and at the end he goes, Z-lot and I just in my head is that, yeah. Why does he say that? Cause it's alphabet aerobics. Oh. And at the end he goes, he gets to Z and he says Z-lot.

But maybe I'm wrong. How's it pronounced? No, zealots. Zealots, yeah that's right. That is correct. But I said it wrong when I first wrote it. But I thought I gave- But I also was reading it because it was like I first read it. But I thought I gave-

But I also was reading it because it was like a Marvel character. Yes, I gave Lauren the out of like- That was a good out- It's the gibberish that you're reading in a Marvel summary. Nicole and I can barely get through those summaries in general. For years I thought it was Black Pant Her. Why is he wearing this? What are his powers?

Black pants. The Hulk? And he why is he wearing what are his powers black pants? Hey, I. I know. Did you have sympathy for him because you played him as a character? I know, he was such an idiot. Do you guys think we should like sort of, you know, say some words about how we're not gonna hear helicopters anymore? I'm sorry everyone about your helicopters. Let's do a sad version of the helicopter thing.

That's perfect. He's looking for someone. He's looking for someone. He's looking for someone. He's looking for someone. He's looking for someone. Helicopter. Wow. Yeah. How about this? That got me in the feels. I know. He found him. Bye. In heaven. La la la la la la. That's like the Entertainment Tonight theme. Anytime anyone died. I feel like Entertainment Tonight.

It always is like, ba da da da da da. But then if someone dies, it's, ba da da da da da. So funny. It's so funny. That show's still on. It's still on.

Why? It's crazy. You can get your entertainment news so much easier than having to watch Entertainment Tonight. But I sort of like, I like when that stuff's on TV. We watch it every once in a while, in like Inside Edition and whatever. Do you know who looks terrific? Deborah Norville.

Who's that? She's the host of Inside Edition. Wasn't she like a newscaster from back in the day? She's been around forever, she looks great. In what way, like sexually? Yeah. Deborah what? She arouses me.

You creep. Hey, my wife is also aroused by her. Deborah, what? We just watched a year- You're gonna pass your mutual hall pass? Fuck off a little bit. Oh, man, I'm gonna fuck Deborah Norville. That's us for the whole episode.

We can't talk about real people on this show. Why? Because we will forever be indebted to- Someone who knows Deborah Norville will write to us and say, I was really offended. How about- That you wanna fuck my wife? I feel that overlap is so, so slim.

I'm willing to take that chance that we can talk about Debra Norville. I think it's okay. Also, it's a compliment. It's a compliment that you wanna fuck someone. Why is everyone so sensitive now? It's a compliment. Lauren, come on.

What? I've been at peak performance for the last 60 minutes. Lauren is bouncing back and forth between. We've only been doing this for 35. You're bouncing back and forth between absolute chaos and total shutdown. I know, it's really the way my brain feels. You were on a plane yesterday though, weren't you? No, I was on a plane on.

Oh no, the rain, the grudge. What day was it? Thursday? Well, then get it together. My dear girl. My dear boy. Can I tell you something? I'm mad at myself for saying the ring first when it was the grudge that I meant. Yeah. But there's the same thing. Hey, I wasn't really, cause only one has the noise. Yeah. No shit. Bring the bring the grudge, bring the noise. Bring the grudge, bring the noise. Yeah, I love that song. What if it was called Doug Rudge?

Would it have been popular? Doug Rudge. If they made a urban remake. What, Lauren? I was just thinking about something you wouldn't get. OK, tell us. Try us. Don't censor yourself because we wouldn't get it.

Try us, millennial. Is it about center parts? No,. Okay, tell us. Oh, try us. Don't censor yourself because we wouldn't get it. Try us, millennial. Is it about center parts? It was about Doug Funny. Doug Funny? Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is that? You nailed it. Don't know what that is.

I don't wanna know who Doug Funny is. Go ahead, tell us who Doug Funny is. I wanna know who Doug Funny is. He's a cartoon character from Nickelodeon in the 90s. Oh. And when you said Doug Rudge, I thought one of his last names was Rudge, and he was Doug Rudge.

Wait, I'm familiar with the cartoon character Doug. His last name was Funny? Yeah. What? Well, his girlfriend's name was Patty Mannes. What? I didn't know that. Yeah. I just know Doug as a barely drawn character whose name was Doug. You know, the artistry in Doug was fantastic. His last name was Funny? And you're no Doug. I'm two minutes behind. And you sir are no Doug. Roger. What was Roger's?

Rabbit. Kevin Federer. Roger Kevin Dodger. OK, we're going to take a break. And we're going to get what Lawrence turned into a yawning ghost from a game. OK. OK. A game. Uh, yeah. Pacman. No. But maybe. Yeah. yawning ghost from a game okay okay a game yeah pacman no well maybe yeah but it's from maybe maybe I don't know for me it's from when you kill the ducks and

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Lauren just blew my mind because she had a little between segment snack, animal crackers with chocolate chips in them? And you know, they're from they're from Whole Foods and they're really good. They're the 365 label. Let me just say that there's something about them that I love and I don't know if I- Is this a commercial? Is it because they're cookies? Are we even in the middle of a commercial?

What I love is that they're cookies. And what I also love is that- They have sugar in them. For something I can't explain it fully, but I feel that the chocolate chips are cold. Really? May I have one? Yeah.

So now you think that the cookie is at room temperature, but the chocolate chip is cold. There's something chilly about these chips. Okay, break it in half. This is a commercial. All right, just give it to me. Oh my God. Oh good, someone talk while this happens.

La la la la, la la la la la la la. Be good, be good. I know what you mean. Be good, be good. There's a cold burst that comes with chips. It reminds me of Chips Ahoy chips. Exactly what I was thinking of too? La la la la la la la la. Be good, be good. I know what you mean. Be good, be good. There's a cold burst that comes with it. It reminds me of Chips Ahoy chips. Exactly what I was thinking of too. Yeah.

Do you think that chocolate chips are at a different temperature just naturally at their resting state? I think they're on a different level than the rest of us. I feel like they're like, oh, on their pro life. But you know what I mean? Yeah.

They're operating on a higher plane. Like chocolate, chocolate. Right, it's naturally colder. At like if yeah like operating on it. It's not like chocolate chocolate, right? It's not really cold room temperature is is like two degrees colder. I think so Yeah, that's what I'm getting Paul that movie 28 grams was about do you have a three to fours? Yeah, I fucking do Yeah, well get it together. I Do it. Where do you get a load of this and it's not me the Joker This was submitted by, he was embarrassed on a previous episode of Freedom. We should do a different one.

Should we get closer? Like read it this time and then we do a different game and then next time we'll do his. That's funny. KP Thomas, sorry about the mix up before but you're a big boy and you'll get over it. Or you're a big girl. I have no idea what you are or who you are. I love you. So KP gives us this press junket. One person is a movie star doing a press junket

for a made up movie. One person is an interviewer from a random local news station and the other person is the star's handler trying to keep the interview on track. Mmm love it. Now we should add something to it right? Yeah something wait. So it's not just a scene. What if we do that other game I was telling you about last time which is it's the one where you guess a celebrity based on questions. Oh okay so you're trying to figure out who the celebrity is. Sorry KP. Okay got it. No it's the one where you guess a celebrity based on questions. So you're like, what kind of- So you're trying to figure out who the celebrity actually is. Yeah, sorry, KP.

Okay, got it. No, it's the same thing though. But we'll do the press junket, but the interviewer has to guess who the celebrity is. Oh. Right, but then what does the- Or maybe the handler has to guess who the celebrity is. That's what it is.

We'll decide who the celebrity is. You're like, if I'm the celebrity- But then what, how does that work? Because we'll be having this conversation about a made up movie. And then the questions you ask will be like, sort of leading Lauren into like who the celebrity is. I swear this is gonna work.

It's so different than what I'm saying. I don't give one shit. I'm saying something totally Are we just gonna abandon this KB? I tell you what KB you're not impressing your kitchen patrol Saying is the game You in your head think of a celebrity. Yeah, and then I say what kind of shoes are you? You're oh, I remember this now, and then you'd say this is a different thing

What and you know example? But are you saying layer that on top of KP suggestion? No, no, you're saying abandon KP. We're not abandoning KP Wanted to a bad I know but I think it would be very tempting. Let's do I was literally acting out Let me just set everything straight here Yeah, I was acting out a scenario that you just requested where we abandoned the game again And out of humor I said that and you have you have a heartless outlook where you think I'm telling the truth And you're willing to do it Kevin marked it on his do it to cut out the part where we said

Do it right? I watched the mark and I thought we we're doing this. We're going, we're cutting KP again. It's not happening. And then you said, oh, I don't like this game that you're saying, even though I wanted you to do this. And actually, let's match it with KP. He's not going, wow, I'm really trying to fight KP. I can't imagine having this kind of personality. Can I be the tiebreaker here?

It's a blast. It is inconceivable to me. It's really fun. Well, I had a bubble in my throat. What about, why don't we add something to KP's thing? Well, I don't want to do this. I do want to play the last game. Hey, guys, what's up?

I'll just play KP's game if y'all fuckers want to do it. Why don't we do it the way I find? Can I finish my goddamn fog light? Can I finish, can I finish, can I finish? Can I finish, can I finish? Can I finish, can I finish, can I finish? Can I finish, can I finish, can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish?

Right side friend! I do want to play Lauren's game. What if we decide we're going to play that next episode right now. And then we do abandon KP's idea for this week. KP sent us something different.

KP sent us something different. With one more level. Put one more level on it. Yeah, make it- And quite honestly, the level I suggested would work. It would, but it's similar to other games. So if you come up with a new- I know.

But it actually didn't make any sense at all. You weren't even listening. Actually, I was just trying to map it onto I already said, and yet it made no sense. So, KP, once again, you have lost. I'm so sorry. You're out. No, not forever. You got you have another chance.

Yeah, one more chance. And then we're abandoning you forever. Freedom USA at gmail.com. Yes. So sorry. All right. So what are we doing? We gotta get to it. I'm reading. Why don't you guys fucking talk?

You love to do it. Oh, really? You know that I'm totally silent every time I'm not on a podcast. It's weird. I wish you wouldn't do that. I took a vow of silence with podcast exceptions. We went on vacation together.

I know. It was uncomfortable. Just staring at you. Thank you, Olivia, for the pins. Thank you on vacation together. I know. It was uncomfortable. Just staring at you. Thank you, Olivia, for the pins. Thank you, Olivia, for the pins. Just want to say real quick, thank you, Olivia, for the pins. Thank you for the pins.

Thank you so much. We love your pins. You listened to Mommy Oh No Please Queen from March 19th. Now I'm gonna guess that was 2019. Yeah, 2019. Boy, man, a lot of March 19th. I'm gonna guess that was 2019. Yeah 2019 boy man a lot of great mail from 2019 and then nothing and it's like everyone stopped for two years like they Yeah, you weren't gonna be like the mail was still working pretty famously in 2020

Couple hundred bucks on stamps to keep this shit.. Yeah. And my good buddy, Louie DeJoy, he was keeping everything flowing. I'm so glad you said DeJoy. Bring to noise, bring to joy. This is a game. There's no name on this. What? Anonymous. Is it from you, Kevin? He says he shakes his head. No. Maybe it's anonymous, that guy who wrote all those great quotes. Oh, man. And that great book. Maybe it's anonymous, that guy who wrote all those great quotes. Oh, man.

And that great book. Yeah, and he wears that mask. This is a game called Sail Away. Sail away, sail away, sail away. This may be the person's name. OK. Wobber Blobble? Wobber Blobble.

It can't be. Yeah. That's what they enlisted as their name. Come on. Wobber Blobble, thank you for this. And congratulations, you tricked me into saying your name. Don't say it two more times. For this three-cher, there are two salespeople

and one person who is purchasing a boat. Each salesperson is trying their best to sell their boat to the customer. But each salesperson is also allowed to say three things about the other salesperson's boat that have to be true. Okay. And we count them off, like on our fingers so that we know when we're out. I think we can use fingies. I guess it's like. Yeah,

but it's just not denying what the other person says. Yes. And so then then the customer can decide which boat. Yeah. Sounds better after that. Yeah. Great. Do you want to buy the boat since you have the captain's hat on? Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, okay. Checks out. Okay, did you say Checks Mix?

Yeah, I did. I'm so hungry. Bold party mix, best one ever, missing the crackers now. I think the salt are pretzels. Party mix robot activate. I wish they had the Ritz crackers still, but they took those out, but that was the best part

when they got covered in the dust. Did their deal with Ritz expire? I don't freaking know. I think it was an acrimonious split. I think the salt on pretzels is two degrees hotter than everything. Wow. You ever eat a pretzel and you're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah I blow on everything before I eat it. Even ice cream. I blow everything before I eat it. All of my food is dirty.

You blow everything and then I eat it. I actually just had to stop myself from something disgusting. Come on, let's sell this guy a boat. Okay. Oh my, oh my god. Hey sir. Ring, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Hi.

Is that your cell phone? Yeah. Do you need to take this? What, I'm about to buy a boat. I'm trying to sell you a boat right now on the phone. Okay. I've got a great boat. Hey, excuse me sir. I'm in a boat store. boat right now on the phone. Okay. I've got a great boat. Hey, excuse me, sir.

I'm in a boat store. Is my- I'm on speaker. Is my associate trying to call you before I can talk to you? Yes. Yes, in fact, I always get to them right before you do. It's called the last stop.

She's right behind this partition. Just come out. Hello. Okay, you look like a little gnome. Well, because I'm trying to do a Wizard of Oz type thing. Oh, type thing? In life? Where I kind of...

They were munchkins, not gnomes. No, but because I don't know how... I was hiding behind a partition. Oh, so that part was like the Wizard of Oz type thing, but he said you look like a gnome. That's unrelated. That's how he perceives me. And you're wearing a homemade Shazam costume. Yeah. Unfortunately, I couldn't get the Thunderbolt quite right.

I gotta sell you a boat. You got my attention. Hey. I gotta sell you a boat. Now you've lost it. I'm so confident that you're going to buy my boat. I'm going to let her talk first. OK.

My boat's actually a leaf. It's so durable. It is strong. And it's so natural. Made from the most of leaves in the most world. We've got's so natural. Made from the most of leaves in the most world. We've got the best- Made from the most of leaves in the most world? Don't listen, don't listen. We've got the-

They told us to listen! By the way, she's selling a used boat, a used leaf, by the way. This is the leaf that Moses was born in. Isn't that amazing? Sailed down the river. And it's strong and durable. Sprayed with hairspray. It is never gonna crack, and there is no leaks. It is so beautiful and green and only brown on the parts where it's been seen by the sun. Okay. Is there like a cabin? Um, it's a leaf. Leaf. It's basically a canoe. There is a seat to seat is made out of twigs. The twigs are very sticky and they are very thick.

Okay. Anyway, you can beat that because sight unseen, I'm leaning towards your boat. And it's got a big, big, big paddle. Yeah. It's got boats. And by the way, it's not a paddle to steer the boat with, it's a paddle to spank your passengers. Yeah, you don't even have to tell me any more facts.

Okay, I got a regular boat right here. Tape salt. It's got 10 holes at the bottom. Okay. And they're patched, they're patched, we patched them all up. Poorly. And they're patched. We patched them all up. Poorly. And they are patched poorly?

They are patched poorly. That's two facts I've learned. Yeah, but then we repatched them over the core patches. Oh great. Good news. And Gallagher lives on the boat. Uh oh, I'm taking a leap. Hey, come on.

You love Gallagher. The leap is $8,000. It's Liam Gallagher, we should mention. Oh, yeah. Watermelon Liam Gallagher, the comedian. Watermelon Liam Gallagher. This has gotta be a shirt. This is too risky.

I'm taking the leaf. All right, bye. Bye. Well, if you're doing business with me. You can pay me on Venmo or Zal. We're done here. And that's how you play. There you go.

And that's the game. And it's that simple. It's that easy to play a game. And CKP, that's what would be happening if the game was that. We CKP. No. Oh, no. I want to love you, lose you, take me. All right, guys, we got to go.

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