Threedom - Threevisiting: Gobble Gobble! You're a Turkey!

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

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for calendar year 2025 for the Cadillac definition of luxury. Freedom! Freedom! Did anybody hear that I was doing little clicking noises? Yeah, Paul. We all heard it. We all thought it was so cool. It was so cool. Can we learn how to do clicking noises? Can you teach us? I have to teach you. Thank you for saying it's cool.

How do you do them? I couldn't describe it, actually. You could never describe it because it's just an innate skill you have. What is it? How would you describe doing that? I was trying to... So, do that thing? thing like when like when Harlan Williams

is in Domain and he drinks the piss out of the bottle Yeah, just do that. Oh yeah, just do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you do it. That's perfect description.

Thank you. When you have a baby and they see you doing something they want to do it too, like snapping. It's fucking annoying. And it's impossible It's impossible to describe how you snap. You know what I mean?

You press your thumb and your finger together. Yeah, but where's the sound coming from? Oh, that's different. Snapping is a much more advanced skill. Yes. Yeah. But they all want to do it.

But Holly likes when, like, if I do like a clicking thing, and then she like thinks it's funny and she wants to do that too. She's very into the Boing Boing song right now. Oh, really? Thank you very much. I wrote that, you know. Did you write the Boing Boing song? Yeah.

Well, first I wrote the Boing song and I was like, this is not good enough. And you wrote it for Oingo Boingo and they said, not enough owing. Yeah. It starts with, it's a guy. It's a guy. You guys are dumb. It's a guy. Your patience is at an all-time low.

Oh, no. Hi, I would say. Okay. So I didn't just start talking. So she's into this boing, boing song. How does it go? Give us a few bars. Give us the entire song.

It's a man. It's a man. Okay, start to the man. When one has asked how a song goes. He says, walk. And then it goes, do, do, do, do. So he's supposed to walk around the room. And then he goes, tiptoe.

And then the music changes. It's like, shh. Then it's like, skate, that it's run. Run is really exciting. And then it's hop. And that's when it's boing, boing, bang, and she's hopping all over. And so we did that a million times that same. Sounds very cute.

And we also did, I'm going on a bear hunt about 400 times last night. Okay. Someone tried to explain this to me once. Shout out to Nicole Parker. It's her birthday today. Happy birthday. And she tried to explain going on a bear hunt to me. And I think she said it was a game.

It's a game. It's a game. A game can't be a song. It's not really a game. It's like it's a game in that it's an active song where you're like, now we're going through mud. We can't go over it. We can't go over it. We've got to go through it.

Squish, squish, squish. But are you doing movements? Yeah. Okay. In the space. Everybody does the same movements. Yeah, but it seems You're not forced to by law

Like you could technically do whatever you wanted And the government couldn't arrest you Well not so it's not like the hooky-poki which is That is mandated yes You legally have to do this thing Did you call it the Hulkie-Polky? Hulkie-Polky The hokie-cocke

Are you doing the hokey-toe By the way there's a big ass mosquito flying I know I did it came in the window It came in through the window And now it's just like Joe Cocker Yeah, oh, this guy. Meals erasure. But honestly, I haven't really introduced her to a lot of kids' songs, but she gets them from school.

And then she's very excited about them. And so we'll play them. You're trying to get her into Leonard Cohen. We play the music we want to listen to. We play the music we want to listen to. And sometimes she likes specific like pop songs, but she's very into these active songs now. Which is fun because she wants to do a whole little active. I can picture her doing it.

It's very cute. Emmy likes to do ones with freeze in it. She likes freeze too. And the bluey dance song, which I had put on Freedom's page, I was just listening to at the time of making the video. But she also really likes head, shoulders, knees, and toes. But the problem is, is anytime you sing one of these, it's like more, more, more, more, more. She wanted to do it over and over. She was screaming when I turned it off last night.

I was like, I'm tired after one. Maybe in the middle of the first. Yeah, I mean, I... I don't want to do it again. I don't want to do it. it again, but it's also very fun that she's having fun. I find it fun that she's having fun. Yeah.

Sometimes I say, why don't you show me how you do it? Yes. While I close my eyes. Go to sleep. Forever. Forever. By the way, this is Freedom. Oh, yeah.

I don't think we ever have said the title of this show on the show. It's called Freedom. We've never once said that. I think it's called Freedom. Yeah. My name's Lauren Lappus Dictionary.com? Yeah.

My name is Paul F. Tompkins. My name is Ocker Scott. Is it? That's right. You know what, man, sometimes you play around too much. Because people don't really know what your name is.

Yeah, I do. I do, because we were giving our real names. And then you come in here like a clown. What's up with that? I'm a clown to you? You are a clown to me. So that's what I am, like a performing clown? Like a circus clown?

You're like a circus clown to me. What if we, like, legitimately did the Goodfellas scene? Like, we were really into it. Yeah. Really into it. Oh, you don't know what that is. Never mind. I've never seen that film.

It's a movie by Scorchesi, eh? It's a movie about a bunch of good guys. They're good fellows. Yeah. People you want to hang out with. They always wanted to be a one thing. Fine fellows. What's the special paper you have that has these recommendations on it?

I don't know what that is. Let me see what that is. What? Pass it open. Okay, you can just throw it at me too. Wow. Well, that's what she did. Oh, okay.

This is my doctor that I was talking about a few episodes back. Dr. Feel Good? The foot doctor. Which, by the way, by our next episode, I'll have hopefully some closure on this foot thing. Are you getting the surgery? Well, I'm going for the next step. So I'm probably not closure. What's the next step?

A little guy who follows you around and keeps poking in your foot whenever it hurts. Yep. What does that do? $20 an hour. It makes it feel good. To poke the foot? Yeah. On the nerve.

It kind of releases. Ooh, you got me. To poke the foot on the nerve. It releases something, they say. But I could throw away this. I could throw away this paper now. Oh, great. Here, you can throw away this marker.

It's dead. So now you have two things to do. Now you're the trash man, trash man. I honestly think here's what needs to happen. What? Okay, tell us what needs to happen. You need to chug every one of these little chocolate alcohol. That's right. They're still here, everybody.

Can we throw these away? I want to throw them away. You told me I couldn't. You said, I never said anything of the sorts. Leave those there. That's my snacky. And this can't be good. You stuck your thumb in your mouth.

This is called it. This can't be good. This is a garzapan. Oh, no, it's Marzap. Garzap. It's blue. Throw all of that way. Marzapan classic.

I'm opening it up. It's chocolate. It's turning white. Garzipagal bubble. I'm throwing this all away, but I need you have one more shot. Here, Remney. I'm not going to drink this.

Garza pan. All right. We have a garbage pile now. It's exciting. What do you let that mamba stay through? What is this candy? It's called chocolate. Now, this one's good.

Trocklet? That's... It's a lemon mama. I'll eat that. Oh, thank you so much. R.P. Kobe. The black mama, not the lemon mamba. Oh, who is the lemon mamba?

Larry Bird. Oh, Larry Bird. Weird guy. What was his nickname? It's right there. He didn't really need one. He should be the bird, right? The bird man.

The bird man. He was a basketball player I was very familiar with growing up. Why? I was very aware of him. My brother had an action figure or whatever of him. Like a little stationary. Well, it wasn't an action figure. It was like a basketball player on a little circular disc, you know, like mid shot.

Like a statue. But it was an action figure size. A figurine. Yeah. Was it poseable or no? No. Figuring. Figuring.

Yeah. And I just played with that. So that was, you know, I felt like he's one of the mains at that point. We had Jordan. We had Dennis Rodman. Well, you're from Chicago area. Yes. Larry Bird is not.

No. Boston. But he was talked about. He was so good. Mugsy, bogs. When I was a kid, that was. These are just names. That was the era.

You've seen Space Jam. Of Larry Bird. I have seen Space Jam. And Dr. But not in many years. Dr. Julius Irving. with the circular bed having bedded over 2,500 women.

I thought that was Wilchamberland. Oh, probably. Where do you get the sheets? Maybe I should keep Dr. Jay's around in my mouth. I think from bedbath and around. Do you know how annoying would be to put those on? You would need two people. Yeah.

Because it would always be popping off. The second you get over to the other side, it's going to just go flip, flop, flippity flop. Yeah. Flibby flop. Flip and flip flip flip. How are you like any new pillow top mattress cover that I recommended on ad to

Cart. I didn't know we changed it. Well, apparently it's going great. Okay. Thank you so much. Cool up. Got it. What's the difference?

It's fluffy. Fluffy. Like it gave really good. Mine wasn't before and I changed and it is. And is your life better? Mine wasn't before and it changed and it is. It is better. It is more comfortable.

It's improved your mood. It's improved. Because we see no evidence of that. Scott. You. You. You. implicate me in that.

And the horse you rode in on. When the first person to say that, that must have destroyed. They must have loved it. So much so that now we all say it because of that it got such a big life. We're all jerseys. Honestly, how do these things happen that we all know these phrases? Like sit and spin. Perfect example.

When I was a kid, there was a toy. I know. But then. But then I think I had. I think I had one. Did you know? into a movie. Just throw up on that thing.

Goes into a movie. Like, they use it in a movie where someone was like, put their middle finger up and said, sit and spin. And then everyone says it. Was that like in poltergeist or something? Probably. Oh, no, that was a ghost. Oh, yeah, Patrick Swayze.

Yep. He was in all movies about ghosts. Yeah. He still is. Yeah, he's in the show ghost. Now it makes sense. Yeah. Ghost is such a good movie.

Didn't you watch your first guy? Wasn't it? We did. Ego didn't. What do you mean? She's the one guest who never watched the movie She didn't watch it She just was like you've never seen it

She like didn't understand the premise Of it or something I guess not She just didn't watch She seemed very confused Really? Yeah When you asked her

It was about the movie That is really funny Ego I love Ego We love you And what are we doing here And what is this Your Pizza Hut commercials

Inspire me Her Instagram is very funny Yeah I think her Instagram is very funny Is our fun Our funny friend, Ego Wodom. Her stories are always like, well, I fucked up and did this thing by accident. I know.

We did Wheel of Fortune together, which was very fun. That was fun. I enjoyed watching that. I was very excited when she walked on because I didn't know who was going to be there. And you were there with the roastmaster Jeff Ross. He didn't even roast me. I guess I roasted him by winning a lot more money for my charity. Boom, shop the lockup.

And his charity was Lisa Lampanilly, right? Hey, what does Comedy Central do now? I don't know. I don't think it's a channel anymore. They do the daily show once a week. No, I mean, I don't know. Oh, I forgot about the Daily Show and then John Stewart. He's back, right?

But he's back just for a brief thing, right? For like once a week, right? Once a week until the election. We need him. And do they still not have a regular host? No, it's the news team does the rest of the. I mean, this may have changed by the time this comes out. Wait, like people, what do you mean?

It's like Jordan does, we'll then do the other four days. Jordan Klepper. Roy Wooded. Junior. Don't say it's not there anymore. Jordan and I were coming up at the same time in Chicago days. Who was? Jordan Klepper.

Oh, good. Who was going down? Going down. You know? You can't remember their names. They're gone. I'm sorry. I was really...

You have a personal thing against Errolsman. That reference to love an elevator hit me like a punch in the stuff. I didn't get it. Well, you're upset because they sing the song, Janie's got a god, which we are. I don't know why you're upset about that because it's a song about your wife. It's not about her. How many times I have to say this?

She was the original Janie. She's not the Janie in the song. Which Janie is she? You don't know that. You don't. You can't prove that. I guess that's what bothers me. Does she have any guns?

She's got a gun. Okay. So Janie has not a gun? Janie's got a gun. A gun. One single gun. She's just, Janie just got a gun.

a gun. Did she do everything in the song? Love in an elevator is so dumb. Going down. I don't know that song. Loverid an elevator. Living it up while I'm going down. Okay. So Aerosmith.

How long? It's a ha. That can't be that long of a ride. Here's what happened. Well, it was the Ameris State Bill. Aerosmith was almost dead. They were, so they, their career was dead.

They come back with two songs, which are huge smashes. Ride the Skywalker style. What about fucking in a, elevator and the other about a trans gentleman or vice man. Dude looks like a lady. Yes, which they

should not sing anymore. Do they still sing it? Probably. Probably, yeah. Who's going to stop them? You? When they're making Mrs. Doubtfire and they were like, this is perfect. Oh no, did they use that song? I will never see that movie. You've never seen it? Never have, never will. You're missing out. I know everything I need to know. Drive by fruiting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The end.

No, no, no, no. The pie in the face. Here's what I saw. It's a good movie. No, it's not. And Paul? Lauren. I'll fight you. I've seen the very beginning of the movie.

No, I don't care. I'm not actually fighting you. I've seen the very beginning of movie. Where he's doing the cartoon voices. So insane. That part's so irrelevant. The thing is already animated and he's improvising. Well, it's not irrelevant.

You can't do that. This is your job. You should know that you can't do that. Okay, it's not irrelevant. I just have to say that because people are like, it's not irrelevant because the whole point is that he does a character the entire time. So that's why you need to know that he does voices. I get that.

Yeah, but it doesn't have to be bad at it. But Sally Field gives an amazing. I'll just watch her in Lincoln. The whole time, the whole time, the whole time. I know. That part is the best part. I know everything I need to know. The whole time.

The whole time. See? Now I don't have to see it. That's perfect. I love it. Cut print. You should do a dry fruit. You should do a great by fruiting.

I'd love to do one where I'm dressed like an old lady the whole time. Sticks his face in the whipped cream. Tits catch on fire. So you have seen it. I've seen it. Everything that was in the trailer. Everything that was any good about it we've seen already. How about when his face mask gets run over in the street, flies out the window.

Flies up the window. Because Harvey, what's his name? Harvey Weinstein. Harvey Weinstein. His final screen appearance. What is his name for real? Harvey. I wasn't Harvey's guy, too.

Carmen. Harvey Dent. You know who that is now. I do. Very, very intense. Harvey, why can we think of his name? Harvey Pekoma. No, no.

It's like a very famous person. I'll look at it. What the fuck? What is going on here? I love his movie. Come on. Faster, faster. I can only think of every other name.

Firestein. Harvey. That's why Harvey Weinstein. Harvey Weinstein. Harvey Firestein. He had great voice. So great in George. It looked like a lady.

That's right. So you're saying it's not a perfect film. Any film is good when you're five I know and that's honestly That's 90% of what I think about Yeah I'm actually smart You're smart

Of course We have to establish that If this is your first episode of freedom Lauren is smart Lauren is smart We're joking around But I cannot let that stand I am smart

I'm smart Okay. That being said, I'm smart. College graduate. I did do that. Neither of you did. Yep. You're the only college graduate out of the three of us, and it shows every episode.

One in three freedoms is a college graduate. Oh, you know what I thought of today? What? Because I read it in a book. Yeah, right. The Bible? The good book. In this book, somebody said, because it's set in the past, and somebody said that all books are set in the past.

otherwise we wouldn't be reading about it. What about a book that says this is happening right now? You read this. Yeah. What is it? Bright Lights Big City. Is that the one that's written in second person? That's the second person.

Yeah. annoying. But it would be great. It was like, so while you're reading this, this happened. You're reading this book. And now you're doing this. And then you start doing it. Oh my God.

That'd be stressful. Somebody said drop dead. And what a fucking hilarious thing to say to somebody. Drop dead. I think that's better than fuck you in the horse you wrote it. If you said that to like a stranger who was being rude, that would be really funny. Drop dead. It's a wild thing to say.

It would be really good. Yeah, absolutely. I was watching Close Encounters of the third kind. Oh. He was wondering which kind. Yeah, as you were talking, I was going one, two. That was 70. I was going through all the kinds.

78 maybe. And it's so funny to watch it. And it's like, oh, yeah, this is, it could be now. It's taking place. But then someone cuts off Richard Dreiber. in his car and Richard Dreyfus rolls down the window and flips him off and goes, you, turkey. And I was like, okay, this could only be happening in 1978.

But that is like, when that was like a good enough insult where people would go like, the very idea of calling me a turkey. But like if someone call me that now, it would be funny, but it would also be like off pudding because it's like, what? What are you talking about? If they were flipping me off and calling me a turkey, like, why are you saying turkey? Like, you flipped me off. Yeah, like, that's, that says enough.

Yes. Yeah. Because they're not equitable. One is saying fuck you. Yes. And the other is going, you're a turkey. Gobble, gobble, Mr. Turkey.

What if you started saying gobble, gobble to people? Oh, yeah. Someone cuts you off in traffic and you roll down your window. You catch up with them and you go, gobble, gobble. That would be so good.

I'm going to start getting cut off in traffic so I can do it. Yes. You're going to start driving really slow. Yeah. All of a sudden. Yeah. All right, we have to take a break. Okay. I love a good home refresh, but I do not love spending of a trillion dollars to make my space feel new. Sometimes it's just one thing, a better storage solution, a cozy chair, or that piece of furniture that makes you go, wait. Now, why didn't I do this sooner?

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Yeah. Because you sleep on a Casper mattress. Yeah, I sleep on a Casper mattress. I told you I got one. And you wake up in a better mood. You're less achy. And somehow even the annoying parts of the day feel a little more manageable. Yeah, why are you telling me this?

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Gobble, gable, bitch. That's like the new lepricron. Oh, I thought it was like. Freddy's Thanksgiving. A picture lepercon. There should be a Freddie Crooker. A Freddy Kruger. Shall I carve?

Gobble, gauble, bitch. Now I want to make these. Is that turkey making you tired? You want to go to sleep? Trip to bed. Sleep forever. Doing it's work, bitch. Shutter, hit us up.

Come on. We'll make these. We'll star in them. Oh, my God. Yeah, what, I mean, what would it take to do that? Million, billion, trillion. Oh, I do it. I do it for scale.

You do it for $1,500 a week. Acting scale. For the producing writing, of course. Oh, that's $2 million. You're going to have to talk a major to them about that. but okay what else so freddie's thanksgiving so jason freddie's easter i think everybody gets one everyone yeah everyone gets chucky's easter chucky's easter chucky's easter and he has like the bunny ears and he's like yeah his famous cat's race i've never seen

chucky i never have either it's it's one you don't have to see did i see the first one i can't remember you must have and the is the mom in it the one from seventh heaven Oh, I hope so. Oh, my God. Catherine Hicks. Have we talked about heartthrob Anderson, the Instagram account? What? We have not talked to, I think we've texted about him.

He's so funny. He's very funny. And he does recaps of like old 90s TV and movies and stuff and, like, calls out how absurd they are. And he did a bunch on Seventh Heaven and they were so funny. And one of them was like a clip where the mom's like, to the dad. She's like, I smoked weed once. It's like so insane. I used to watch that show so much.

I just saw that clip again today. I can't remember why it came up. It's the most, like, and there's another one where like... The look on his face. The girl steals like a cup from a diner, then they have a trial. They, like, go to court.

It's like insane. You are right. The Child's Play starred Catherine Hicks, who we also know as Dr. Gillian Taylor from Star Trek 4, The Voyage Home.

Oh, sure. Sure, sure, sure. Sure, sure, sure. Okay, so Chuckie's Easter. Jason must get Christmas Yeah Jason's so famous He should get Christmas What about Michael Myers?

Was it? Should he get Halloween? I'm not sure There can't be a Halloween It can't be Halloween But he loves it so much I know But we got it's got to

It's got to be the holidays We celebrate Did he get an Arbor Day Because he's always hiding behind the trees Fourth of July Fourth of July Oh he should get Valentine's Day That's so sweet

That is sweet Yeah I just want to do some days for him And then those are like the big ones right? Yeah I guess you got Candyman. He'd be Halloween. That's scary.

Candyman can get Halloween. I don't think there should be a Halloween. I think Halloween should be a non-Hallowing character. Santa. It started like Buffy, the Vampire Slayer where they say like that's the one day that the vampires don't go out. It's Halloween? Is Halloween? I don't remember that.

Because what is the reason? I can't remember what it was, but it made sense. But it also made sense to justify like why all these kids in Summer, Summer Vale? Where the fuck are they? Sunnydale can go out at night and not be eaten. by vampires every. And this is a town where people acknowledge that it's a vampire town. They end up doing so, yes.

They know that they live in a hellmouth. I'm Amy Mann herself. Lives in a hell mouth? She appears in an episode of The Vampire Slayer and one of the, I think, like, the second to last season. Cool. And then as she is leaving with her bandmate, she goes, I hate playing vampire towns. Yeah.

So people know it's a vampire town. That's fun. People know it. And they still live there. And they still travel and do shows there. The interest rates are low, the housing market is, you know, you can get a pretty decent-sized. I guess so. You know.

You buy a house for $250. Yeah. If, if, if, if, do you guys ever want to move to the desert? No. No. Why? Let's move to the desert together. I do to the desert.

You want to do that? Because. Why? You want a horse with no name. Yeah. I don't want to live there at all. all. Really? What about scorpions? I don't even want to go there that much. You don't even want to go there? Not even much at all.

Not even once more. I'd go there. I'm going to go there more. I'm going to go there a bunch more, I'm sure, but I just really don't really care. What about the Sahara Desert? No. It takes up so much of the earth. I'm talking about even Joshua Triad. What about Mojave? Yeah, no. Do you like to go to Palm Springs? I have had fun there. I don't go there. actively. You end up there. Here's the thing. I don't know the town at all because I only go and get an Airbnb with a group of people.

Yes. And then you never leave. Yes. And there's like a pool or something. But like I am curious to go and like walk around the shops and whatnot. That would be maybe fun. Anything you can buy there, you can buy here. But but it might be fun to.

We have that at home. You're great to travel with. We used to, Janie and I used to go in the summer to the parker. Yeah. in August because it was a thousand degrees and so they'd have these amazing deals. And then they sort of realized, oh, people come anyway. Yeah. So this goes back to the regular prices.

And then we stopped going. That sucks. Yeah, it really does suck. But it was great. It was like a very, it felt like a very grown-up place. You know what I mean? And we would spend most of the time just at the hotel in the pool and everything. Do you guys feel like you're not grown-ups most of the time?

I sort of feel like that. Yeah, I guess emotional. Yeah, sometimes. It catches me by, it catches me off guard where like, I'm still worried about that. The fuck. What's, I thought I'd be past this. Yeah. That's interesting.

But I guess just like mentally going to think about yourself. Like, I think about myself as sort of still a kid in a way. I don't know. I think of myself as like in my 30s. Yeah. Young, Vero. Yeah. I think I'm.

And full of Camero. I think I'm in maybe a different point right now where it's like, it's crystallizing that I am an adult. And like, I'm going like, oh, I'm like, I have like a job and kids. I mean, we are in a profession that leads to emotional. Stunting. Yeah. You know, where we don't have to necessarily.

Are you emotionally stunting? Yeah. I'm emotionally strutting on your ass. Don't emotionally stunts on me. But you know what I mean? Like, I wonder if everyone feels like that. Yeah. Wait a minute.

I feel like I was just 20. Yeah. Sure. And I'm still acting, you know. Yeah, I think it's weird, too, because it's that thing that I feel like I've tried to describe in life where I, like, where you sort of, you're as you're in a, oh, God, I can't talk. Oh, my God. She is smart.

She was like that little kid who was like. Oh, my God, was she lying? And then you and then you and then you and then you. But I was thinking about how. Some of older relatives. Stop for time. Oh, my throat. Oh, I can't talk right now.

When you have older relatives and you're like, you sort of think that they know everything because they're like adults. Yes. And then you grow up and you start to understand like they are 50 for the first time and 60 for the first time. It's not that they ever experienced any of this before. Just like I am figuring everything out. And it's such a mind blowing thing even though it's very obvious. But I feel like I have that over and over about like everyone and like myself. Yeah.

And it's like, oh, I feel like I'm the only one who. like doesn't know what's going on or something and then you're like everyone doesn't know yeah yeah i think about todd glasses joke about you know like it used to be when you when you were young and you were imitating someone who was 50 you'd be like hello i'm 50 years old and now you see people who are 50 or they're like hi i'm 50 i'm in a band but a big reason for that is because when we were young imitating people who were 50 people did talk like that because they all smoked for 50 It's wild how people looked so much older. Yeah, it really has.

Like, even, like, the Golden Girls, weren't they supposed to be? Even them! But weren't they supposed to be, like, like, not that old in that show? Like, they're not supposed to be. Well, because one of them was the mother and was, like, 80. Right. And the rest were, like, 55 or something. Yeah, but they were like, like, 80.

You know, they just got the magazine. But my grandma had, like, the same hair. Like, she kind of always reminded me of Rose from Golden Girls. And, I think, just Betty White in general. She had the same look going back to when I was a baby to like the end of her life. Like full on last 30 plus 30 years. She looked basically the same. Because the style was so, which now looks old fashioned.

But it's like it's what we associate with an old lady. But then you're like, but that was the style then. Everyone. It's just so confusing. Yeah. It seems like everyone. Like am I going to look that way with my hair and they're going to be like, you've had that hair since you were 30.

It's old person hair. It seemed like everyone gave up on. people once they hit 40. I remember like my father... Everyone gave up on people. Meaning like you no longer have to be fashionable. You know, like there's no pressure to be fashionable anymore. There's no, you know, like we're going to stop making interesting clothes for you.

Well, like in Father of the Brides, they're like 40 something or something. It's like they're like... Oh, wow. Like, but they look so much older. Yeah. Yeah. Mature. Yeah. No, but I mean, even like I was remembering how my father had a over-the-hill part. party on his 40th

on his 40th birthday which ended up being like you know very precise down to the down to the year but but but uh because he was 40 so they nailed it. He has birthday exactly right.

No he passed away when he was 79 so it was yes I wasn't trying to force you to say that but he but I think there was that was a period though we're 40 over the hill like those black like decorations and say yeah That stopped being 40, like, more recently. Oh, yeah.

No, I mean, now. Well, because people used to retire at 50. Oh. They would get the gold watch. But now we have to work to work. Yeah. Now Eric Idol still has to work. He's not so idle.

That poor man. Eric working hard more like. Let him retire. Please want of the pythons left. One of the things about having old parents, too, is that they stay looking the same for a long time. And then all of a sudden they're like, oh, they look old. I feel like that happens. That happened to me in the last two years.

No. About your parents? No, just me looking old. Like, Emmy never got to see the younger handsome me. She'll see it in pictures. I'm kind of shocked to it. Oh, thanks. I'm seeing pictures of myself.

She'll see it in Mr. Show clips. She'll watch the Emmys. You have a lot of video. See that mom time? I do have a lot of video out there. Not enough video podcasts. I'm shocked when I see pictures of myself from 10 years ago. Me too.

I feel like, wow. I actually feel that because I'm like, oh, I just didn't realize. You seem like that much time? Yeah. Even our pictures from 2016 when we're on tour, I'm like, that's, I look completely different. My whole thing about pictures is you're always obsessing about how bad you look in pictures. When you look at the ones you just took and then you see them even two years later and you're like, wistful of like, why don't I look that good?

Oh, absolutely. So you should always just be happy with the pictures that you take because you're going to look even worse in one year. That is true. It's true. Although some people get better looking. that's true it's true George Clooney I had to glow up

then I had to glow down I had a period of maybe five years where I had glow up and then I started eating again Maybe you'll have another one I'm back of the gym It's been I'm back too good

It makes me feel good But it's fucking It's hard Yeah it's tough stuff I'm working with a sort of Person not I wouldn't say personal Personal trainer because it's not that

It's basically a pelvic floor therapist Oh same who, and everyone can look her up because she's on my Instagram, your hearth healing, because I will promote her. Because she's great, but she creates a personal, like, workout thing for me every day while I'm pregnant and then postpartum, which I'm really excited about because it's a really hard recovery,

or it was for me. And I'm hopeful that this will make me feel better, but it's like such a, even just doing little stretches every day. I'm like, ugh. It's a lot. It's so hard to do it is the problem. Like after you do it, while you're doing it, fine. After you do it, you're like, feel good. You feel good where you're like, I did that today

and you feel sort of better about yourself. But just the hours before you do it where you're like, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Yeah. I mean, do you have like ways that you keep yourself accountable? Well, it used to be, we talked about this on the show. It used to be the streaks. On your calendar? The Peloton streaks. Oh, I'm Peloton streaks. It's like, you have a 52 week streak or whatever like that. That would keep you going. But then, then I then I talked about how when our power went out, I wasn't able to continue my streak. So I cheated. And then people are like, well, it's not a streak. No, the point is to keep yourself going. Yeah. So if I had to cheat, if I had to cheat in order to like keep my streak going because my power went out and I didn't want to

to suddenly have a 60 week streak be erased. Yeah. Of course that counts. Yeah. It's insane. It's not nothing that you did all the other stuff. Yes. Yeah. I am, Janie Gami and Apple Watch, how many years ago is it now? And that is, it was like 300 years? ago, I think. Yeah, we're time travelers. Your name is H.G. Wells, right? It is. But I, I like getting the, um, the little fireworks when you, when you complete all the rings.

Oh, I've never, I've never achieved whatever the rings want me to do on there. It's fucking satisfying. Yeah. The queen be of fitness. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. It's very satisfying. What do you, what do you need to do to get the rings?

You have to close your exercise, movement. and stand circles. It always tells me to stand. I'm like, shut up, you idiot. I got to get one of those again because I had an Apple watch for a bit. And it would like, especially when I was editing shows. That's especially when you had it. But it would be like, you got to stand.

Yeah. And then my coworker would always make me, she's like, what's out on your watch? Okay, you got to stand. Wow. That's good. Well, and I feel like with this. Turn down that feature. With this thing I'm doing with this, I guess who'd call her a personal.

fitness coach. It's very nice because there's this app and I get a little like applause. You know, it's like, it's the same thing. It's, if I click the button and do the thing. That shit really works. And I honestly had a day where I was like, I could lie. And I was like, why would you lie? Who is that help?

Like, who benefits? Like, it's, I'm paying her to tell me to do this. And then I'm going to say I did it. So I really am honest. If I don't do something, I don't do it. But I, but it annoys me. So yeah, yeah, yeah. But also like these little tricks that you do to get, like on the Peloton, it'll tell you

who's there in taking the class at the same time as you. Is it people you know? No, no. It's just in the world. Yeah. On this day, Martin Luther King took this class. But it, but it like, then you sit there going like, oh, I wonder if I could beat this person that I don't know.

Right. That won't even know I beat them because they finished the class 10 minutes ago. But it just like gives you that oomph to like just try harder. It's like the in-flight trivia game. You're playing against what's his name of 23B and like I'm going to fucking crush you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know if I would like. I mean, I thought I was going to get a Peloton at one point. Because I was going to give it to you? No, honey. I'm still using mine. No, because there was one we were going to do an ad. And I thought they're going to give me. Oh.

Sounds familiar. It didn't happen. Peloton. We would love to be sponsored by you. Yes. I've talked about you on this show several times. It's true. So you owe us, kind of.

You owe me. It is the one thing I've kept going. Yeah. M&M's owes us big time. Eminem's. We gave them so much free advertising. Oh, man. And yes, we said some of their products suck.

Well, some of those flavors are too much. Yes. And they know that. They know they know it. They know they don't sell. They know when they put that out, they're shrugging. They're like, I don't know. I don't know, key lime.

We should move on from Mars and Murray's and then. do a lateral move to Hershey's Kisses because I had some really delicious Hershey's Kisses flavor. I had some bad ones recently. Really? I don't really like when they... No, no, I don't like when there's fruit.

The cherry? But I had like Christmas cookie. Oh, so good. The fuck? Yeah. Yeah, Paul. Is it minty? Are you, you're lying right now.

You're lying. I am. You're a fucking liar. Remember when they made when they brought out those swirls, that peppermint swirl one that was like chocolate with that was good. It was just so fancy looking and the hugs. That's what they're called.

hugs. Hugs. Have you read that book? Hug. Hunt. When they put out drugs. Oh my God. When they said not hugs.

Yeah. Yeah. Hershey's put out crack cocaine. I distinctly remember taking the dare program at school. What happened there? What did you do? So it was during science class because I know that's where I was. Drugs or science.

They would be like dare you not to do something. That's not how dares work. We had a workbook that had little. It was like, dudes are really excited. not to take drugs. What does it stand for? Drugs. Drugs are really exciting.

No, but it was always like, we dare you not to do drugs. Well, that's ironically, I wore a dare T-shirt in high school. Of course. Because that's funny. But in middle school, we really didn't know anything about it. No. And then they give you workbooks that have little cartoons and the situations and so, oh, this girl's going to a party and this is going to happen.

What should she say? What should she do? And parties are never that exciting. That's the thing. No one's ever, have you been in a party when anyone's come up to you and said, hey, do you want to try some cocaine? No, but remember when pockets came up to me and offered me opium? Oh, pockets.

Oh, pockets. I don't think anyone's ever offered me cocaine, but maybe they know them as square. These workbooks make it sound like every single party you're going to go to, like people trying to push cocaine on you. I wish people would try to give me cocaine. Like every party I go to is boring. I'll turn it down. Just to spruce things up.

Just to make it like a cool party. Can I tell you that the term workbook sends a shiver down my spine? Yeah. Because that meant bad news. What if I assigned you workbooks at the end of each three to five? Would you still do the table? That would suck. No.

I'd have you arrested. I'd have you killed. I kind of want you to get into Coke. I kind of want that too, Lord. Isn't that funny? I want you to have something going on like that. We want you to become a excitement in my life. And then we like find out like a long time into it,

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It's threacher time, everybody. You all, everybody. Drive shaft. Wait, I know what that is, but I don't remember what that is. There's a fake band. And it was a fake, fake brand. It's a fake brand from Lost. I did watch Lost and I like that show a lot.

Well, we're going to play a three turn. You know how these work. People send them to us at our email at FreedomUSA.gmail.com. That's correct, Scott. Oh my gosh. And this is the yawning game. Did I make you yawn? I hope so.

Did I make you yawn, baby? We're going to play one we haven't played in a while. We used to play this on comedy bang bang. I think I found that movie funny when I watched it. And I wonder if I would find a funny. That was like the first one I saw. I wonder if I would laugh at it today. We at the Austin Powers franchise, thank you for watching.

Oh, I'm so, of course. I forgot I was in the presence of Austin Powers royalty. You star in Goldfinger. Ember. Gold member. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Now how this, what this is is, is we each same. say a word at the same time we say three two one and then say the word now it can it doesn't have to be one word it just has to be a thing it can be bugs bunny for instance um it just it just has to be one thing or one emotion or one you know what i mean it just has to be yes yes yes but it can be more than one word okay but you can't be like a sentence where bugs bunny went down to the you know what i mean why would i ever why would anyone ever what i just want to make sure like because i say because i No one was going to do that. Let's start.

Bugs Bunny went down to the... Why do I do this? Bugs Buddy went down to the river. Remember that cartoon where Bugs Bunny went down to the... I love that one where Bugs Bunny went down to the... Is that a plot of any Bugs Bunny cartoon? Him going down to something? He went out to Georgia.

He was saying for a soul's deal. I feel like he only walked on horizontal planes. Bug Buddy went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to see. There is a cartoon of that. Was Bugs Bunny actually Satan? Fuck. Can we get into that later?

And Elmer Fudd is actually like, you don't have the bandwidth for that right now. Elmer Fudd is like Constantine hunting devils. Can we get into that later? You want to get into it later on a future app or after the app? I just mean like... Look, I can't talk about Bugs Pony or the devil right now.

Can we get into that? Can we just do this? And then we'll get into that another time. And hopefully we'll forget. Let's talk about it now. I want to talk about it now. Who's that big guy who's like a big furry red thing? The Tasmanian devil?

No. He has a gossamer is his name. Is he the devil? Because he's red? He's orange. He's like creepy. He's cute. Okay.

Is bugs by the devil because why? What are your theories? Bugsman the devil is because he just kind of appears and he goes down to Georgia. He lives underground. He lives on the, when Bugsman went down to the, went down to the, went down to the, we don't want it. He can't play with all of fun. We have to play the game. Do we?

We have to. It's a three-trave-old. So it's mind meld. Yeah, probably it's called mine. I was trying to teach my uncle this over Christmas. Why? I don't know. It just happened.

Uncle, uncle, let me teach you. It didn't work. Well, we're going to do it. You can't work with an uncle. We're going to do it three ways. It was a big, it was a tall order. It's hard enough with two people. We're going to do it three way.

Animal style. Animal style. That's right. What was the word that you did to get your fries, double charred? Well done. Well done. Oh, Zincorgoe. Will Weldon.

So we each separately say a word. It's going to be vastly different probably. And then we say three to one and we try to come up with a word that is in between all three of the words. Like ideally, we all will say the same thing. And we're trying to get it to where all three of us say the same word at the same time. Now, the last time we played this, it sucked. Is that correct? Oh, okay.

Great. You love to remember things that way. Did we? Yeah, I do. Did we ever do it? Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? I don't remember playing this with you guys. Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, so we're going to each separately say a thing. Do you have your thing in mind? No, wait.

Any word at all? Any word at all. I think of his books putting went down to it. I know. I wanted to say that first, but I was like, let's get the game. We'll all say. Start with a win. I think that's good. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one.

Bugs. Okay, I said banana, purple, and bugs. Bugs. Banana purple bugs. Okay. I got mine. Me too. I got mine.

Three, two, one. Beetplant. Nice. You and I said eggplant. You said beetle. Okay, so you're kind of obsessed with the whole bug thing you have going. Okay, beetle and eggplant. Ready?

Do you have it? Okay. Beetle and egg plant. We'll wait for you. Sure. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one.

Volkswagen. Okay, you said Volkswagen. I said Ringo. You said what? George Harrison. George Harrison. Okay. George Harrison, Ringo and Volkswagen.

Okay, got it. Three, two, one. Yellow submarine. What did you say? What did you say? We said yellow submarine. What did you say? It was like the same cell, same syllables.

Did you say? Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney and yellow submarine. Okay. I got, uh, you know what I'm going to say. Um, okay. I got, I got mine. All right. Three, two, one. John Lennon. Okay, John Lennon and album. Album. John Lennon and album. Okay. All right. I got mine. I got mine. Oh, God. Oh, God. This guy. Okay. Old round specs. Three, two, one. Imagine. Yay, we did it. That was good. It didn't suck. Wait, let's do it again.

Wait, let's do it again. We can feel that high another time. We're not uncles. Okay, let's go. Okay, ready? No. Oh, okay. No.

All right. All right. Three, two, one. Airplane. Okay, cardboard. Airplane. Uncle. Uncle.

Cardboard. Airplane and uncle. Interesting. Cardboard. Airplane. Okay. And uncle. Let's do it.

Just get some thing. Okay. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Fastanley. Hobby. Hobby.

Fester. Hobby, Flat Stanley. Okay. Three, two, one. Travel. Travel. I said Webb. You said travel.

I said Harold. Harold. Harold, Webb's, and travel. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one, Spider-Man. I just said spider. Why?

Spider-Man. The fuck is wrong with you. Okay, spider and Spider-Man. Okay, what's in between Spider-Man? Okay, got it. Three, two, one, Peter Parker. Oh, I said Webb. Peter Parker and Webb.

Three, two, one, Spider-Man. I can't say Spider-Man again. You said Webb and somebody already said it. I didn't know. What did you say just now? Shoots. Okay. Spider-Man and Shoots.

three, two, one, web. That was good. We're crushing it. We're so mind-melded. You guys, you've smashed it. Let's do another one. Let's do another one. Here we go.

I have mine. I have mine. Three, two, one. Ocean. I said guitar. I said rock. Ocean. three well hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on

it's obvious hold on hold on is it it's not three two one billy ocean I didn't say anything so I couldn't think of anything let's say you said Billy okay fine Billy and Ocean so we all won we all won we all one well let's do another one okay let's do another one um okay three three two one at Lampist V okay I said Lampus I said Atlantic. Atlantic. Lampost Atlantic. S-U-V.

Lampost-Atlantic. Okay. S-U-V. Three, two, one. Cigarette light. Okay, I said cigarette light. Is that what you call them? I said Henry Ford.

Cigarette lighter. Cigarette lighter. You said Henry Ford? Henry Ford. I said ice tea. Okay. Okay. Okay.

S-U-V. That's for you. Okay. So wait, iced tea, cigarette lighter, and Henry Ford. Henry Ford. Okay. Three, two, one, car. Invention.

Model T, car, and invention. Okay. Three, two, one. J. Leno. I said, wheel. I said J. Leno. Wheel and J. Leno. Okay, we got this.

Come on, come on. Three, two, one. One garage. Donuts. Donuts. Because he gives out donuts at the strike. Not because he's driving around doing donuts. No, but because we all.

Jay Leno. Okay, so you said garage too? No. I said garage. What did I say? What did you say? I said car. Oh, okay.

Car garage donuts. Okay. Three, two, one. Mechanies. Wheelies, repairs. Mechanic. Mechanic. Okay

Three, two, one motorcycle Oh, motorcycle and what'd you say Fonzie Fonzie and motorcycle Three to one A

leather jacket I said A What'd you say Happy days Happy days A And leather jacket Here we go Three two one

Fonzie What'd you say The thornbirds T-birds T-birds The thornbirds We said Fonzie and the T-Bird We said Fonzie and the T-Bird

Come on, we got this. Three, two, one. Pinky Tuscadero. Pinkin Tuscadillo. Good stuff. We did this. I think we won. I think we won.

We definitely won. We were circling around. We beat whoever we were playing. Yeah, that's true. There's people in another room, like saying crazy words. I assume that the audience is doing this along with us. Yeah. Okay.

So we won, guys. Sorry. We won. Try. Better like next time. That was good. If you would like to send us to three to write to us at Freedom USA, gmail.com.

If you'd like to leave us a voicemail, a little question to ask us or something to prompt further conversation for our threemium episodes. Well, then why don't you leave us a voicemail on the website, the popular website? Yeah. Pag claims8.com. Everyone's going to this website. It's strange because we put it out there and we were like, let's make a website for this. And then suddenly we were like, the traffic on this is through the roof.

Honestly, we should put ads on there. I didn't turn off alerts on. on my phone. Yeah. Because I kept getting little dinks, all alerts. Yeah, so that Amber alert that came out the other day.

It was like, there's a little girl missing also more people are going to hacklipsday.com. And I was like, I can't deal with this. Can't deal with any of this. Turn them all off.

Ding, another person goes, Iclapta dot com. Flood alert. I don't want to know. And these three meme episodes, by the way, they're every other week

on Wednesdays. I mentioned it too. I was just really, really quiet. There's only two ways to get from. We heard you. Three minutes.

You're smart. There's only two ways to get them. You can listen to them at CBB World or you can go to Apple Podcast Premium. You can listen to them there. That seems fair. Yeah. And then also on Tuesdays, we re-release our old episodes that are all behind a paywall. All the old episodes are at CBBWorld.

But we re-release them weekly. And that's called Three Visiting on the Two. And that's a fun name. And it is, and it's very easy to remember. It's so easy to remember. There's literally no way you could forget it. Like ask me what. what it is. What is it? Three visiting on the twos. Of course I remember it. Crushed it. He remembers.

I remember these things. Ask me what it is. What is it? What is what? Maybe it's not that easy. That doesn't count as forgetting. I just don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. Oh, I'm talking about three visiting on the twos. Oh, it's three visiting on the twos. See? Impossible to forget. And Paul. Easy to remember. Impossible to forget. What is it? What is? Are we talking about the same thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Three visiting on the two. Right. Yeah. Everyone knows what it is. Obviously. I remember and didn't forget. Yeah. I know.

And I liked that about you. So we're going to be back next week. What? You really do anything. Dude. I barely know you. I got to go. All got to go.

I have to throw these bottles of chocolate alcohol into the trash. Will you throw everything in the trash, including the marker that you apparently hate? Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Have you ever watched someone you love struggle with something really hard and had no idea how to help them? I'm Stephanie Whittleswax, and I certainly have. My show, Last Day, started with a question I've been asking myself.

Ever since I lost my brother Harris to a heroin overdose, what could I have done differently? That's what my new book is all about. It's called Last Day, How to Stop Losing Our Loved Ones to the Opioid Crisis. I'm going to read you a little preview. I hope you enjoy it. We hear about the opioid crisis so often that we've become desensitized to it. It's a headline, a political pawn, a collection of tally marks that stand where our loved ones should be. Overdose deaths in the United States can be broken into three phases.

Doctor prescribed Oxycontin, starting in the 1990s, heroin taking hold in 2010, and fentanyl, which surfaced in 2013 and spread like wildfire in 2016. The Sacklers, who owned the pharmaceutical company that developed, produced, and aggressively marketed Oxycontin may have lit the match, but our broken system allowed it to burn. Since 1999, this preventable tragedy has claimed more than 800,000 lives. My little brother was one of them. Thanks for listening. Get your copy of Last Day at bit.ly slash last day book or wherever books are. audiobooks are sold.