Threedom - Threevisiting: Hanging Like A Chad

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

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mad. No. They can slow it down. Let's do three them really quick. Let me interrupt you. Oh, let me interrupt you.

That's awesome. Oh, Zibada, Zibada. Zibida, zibibibibibib. It's been a while since we've had a challenge to see how fast we can say something. It has been.

Let's see how fast we can say. What was that tongue twister from last time? The. I beg your pardon? We were doing our vocal warmups. Don't you fucking roll those baby blues at me? Oh my god, I got these eyedrops. Oh, my God.

That are, I'm not going to name the brand. Oh, thank God. But they're supposed to whiten the whites of your eyes. I often have veins in my eyes, okay? But it's always been like that, so I don't know. So robbing veins. I put them in. So white.

Never seen my eyes so white in my life. But my eyes hurt. Oh, no. It's like teeth bleaching eyes. I don't know. There's something happening. People don't always have that reaction, but I was like, I guess I can't use these. Did you check with your doctor?

My doctor told me I could use them. Oh, what a nice person. Yeah. I checked with the doctors. I, having seen a movie recently. Oh, wow. We went, my lovely wife and I, we went to the cinema and it's one of those cinemas where you have a recliner and you can order food. Yeah.

And the only see. 35 hamburgers, 45 hamburg. 35 hamburg, 35, french fries, french fries, hot, five wines. That's right. It was a very popular film opening weekend and so the only seats that were left in this theater if we wanted to see it that day were in the front row. Wow.

But you're reclining. But we're reclining. And so we did it. And then during the trailers, I was thinking, this was our mistake. But then we just, you just adjust to it.

Yeah. But I did notice and I don't know if I would have noticed. Everyone's nose hairs. No. Yeah. Yeah. I thought just double chint and nose hairs. Oh, that was,

I wasn't complaining about blood. I noticed everybody's eyes were fucking bloodshot. You saw every red vein. Wow. Yeah. Well, these eyedrops are recommended for being on camera. But again, I don't think I can handle it with the way it hurts. Was it like a dull ache?

Like that kind of thing? Yeah, felt like my eyes were being pushed. I had a friend from the inside out or outside in. Closing the veins. It's doing something. It's like, what is it doing? Closing the veins. Closing veins.

Move into your brain space. I had a friend who only wanted to sit in the front row of a movie because he's like, if I go to a movie, I want to have it just like, you know, as big as possible. Yeah, I was a fucking lunatic. You stand at the foot of the screen, you weirdo. Stand at the foot of the screen.

Now sit down. I actually saw a movie on opening weekend as well. And my theater had, it was a popular movie. Yeah, at the cinema. And it was really popular. We had tickets a month in advance, actually. my friend organized this. Wow.

Very nice. But we had reclining chairs as well. And I thought, never again shall I go to a theater that doesn't offer this? I know. I went to, I, I went to two popular movies that came out on the same day. Yeah, I Barbenheimer did. Oh, stop it. Shish-Shu-Shish-Shish-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh.

And I went to one in the morning with reclining seats and then that second one without them. Oh. And was it the longer one? No, no, it was not. Thank God. But the reclining is... I think that's the right order too, by the way. Yeah, I think so do you have to end on a somewhat lighter note, but...

It was somewhat lighter than Oppenheimer. Somewhat. Messages are still dark, dark themes? Messages are still dark, dog, dog themes. Dark themes may be portrayed in this film. I liked laying back. I'll just say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll just say.

Lay back. At this theater, we ordered, because we were going to maybe have dinner afterwards at a place nearby that we really like. And it was a game time decision. You didn't know whether you were going to have dinner. No, we had kind of said, and then afterwards we'll go have dinner. Can I ask, without asking too many personal details, was the theater in your neighborhood or was this in a different neighborhood?

The theater is... Was the restaurant somewhere you don't typically go? It's both. The restaurant and the theater are very near each other in a neighborhood that is adjacent to our neighborhood. Okay. And so we thought, we'll go there. Okay. Someday I'm going to figure out.

Yeah. Jack and box. breakfasts all day Jack of a box You can get tacos You can get tacos 55 tacos 55 tacos 55 hambers And as you remember

I was in a jack in the box Marshall screaming Because my fast food place No longer served breakfast all day That's right That's right But theirs did My favorite thing in that

I think you should leave sketch Is that he ordered 55 coffees Yeah It's so good 55 drive-thru coffees So we said We were a little hungry. Even though you could order a full meal there.

We're like, let's just get some popcorn. We'll just go a small popcorn. Well, because I sort of don't like eating a full meal in the dark during a movie and then being given a bill at the end. Do you know? I get those places. Because you could be eating anything. Well, because there's a little part of it's just like,

I'm sitting here trying to cut a salad or something. Like you try to eat. Cut a salad. The goal is. A chicken pieces. I'm trying to scoop some soup. Yeah. The goal is get there a little early.

have it all done by the end of previews. Okay. Well, that's not a goal I've ever achieved. Also, I don't think they drop you a bill like, Madam. But they did drop you a bill. They come around at the end and they're like, at the Alamo, they don't. While all the movie's ending.

They don't talk to you. I went to a different one where it's all on the app. Yeah. So you don't have to. But it's like you're in the dark. You're handing a fucking card. You're doing the whole. I'm like, that's not relaxing.

I'm saying the one where I did, you didn't have to do that, dear. Hey, I'm really happy for you. I'm having my complaining segment. Oh! We all got slapped. But the popcorn, I guess because it's like, hey, you're in a reclider.

We're going to make it a little different. They bring it to you in a bowl like you would have at home. No, that's cute. Like a metal bowl. That I like. But for a small, it was way too much popcorn. Way too much. So you each got your own and it was too much.

Yeah. And then we didn't go to dinner. Popcorn can really make you feel distended. Paul, have you eaten since then? No. You didn't go to dinner? No. Now that's fucked up.

I haven't been back to my home. What? You just been wandering? the streets? Yes. Do you do you know what this is from? In the guys of a beggar to see what people think of me really. Do you know what this is from? No, that I like. No. It's from a musical. It's from musical.

What song is that? Spring Awakening. Which I just watched a documentary out of a few months ago. Oh yeah, I have that saved in my app. I didn't know anything about it, so I enjoyed it. But I remember a lot of kids in high school always being upset. I never actually seen the thing. So I was like, should I watch the documentary before? I think so. But I was like, I'm not. I think I kind of, when am I ever going to see the thing? Exactly.

So you should watch it. Oh, when I saw that the noted musical, Sweenie Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, recently because it's one of the, I had not experienced this before where there were people in a musical that were famous from another thing. And so it attracts a different kind of crowd. Yeah. So people are like cheering for shit that normally you would not cheer for in a musical. Yeah.

Because it's got, what's his name, Josh Boba. And it's also got little boy from stranger things. Oh, it's Josh Grobin in that. Uh-huh. Yeah. And Gaetton. Gaten. Matarato.

And then Aron. Get Marroto. Shut up. Adela Eshvold. Get Marl. Get Marl. Get a baro. So.

He's a singer. Yeah. He does. He does it. He acquits himself very nice. Amazing. I guess he was a theater kid. All these kids with their talent.

Hard to believe this actor is a theater game. How did that happen? Hey. But yeah. So they're all like. I didn't know if they were all plucked from, you know, Stranger Things might have plucked from obscurity with no background in the field. Like from dumb shit school?

Because they were so little. They were so little. They were so little. So little. Now they're so big. They were born just for the show. I know. Well, the show.

They were planning the show. We need you to get pregnant. It was the strangest thing of all, really. Have a cute kid too. Yeah. Please make him cute. And please give him a weird name like Finn Wolf Hard. Finn Wolf Hard.

But they would cheer for the end of a number like they were at a concert. Ugh. I mean, As far as that goes, it wasn't as intrusive or annoying, but it was weird. When I saw Sing, or no, six. Seven. Seven. When I saw Sting.

When I saw Sting sing seven. When you saw Sing the James Corden Pig movie. No, I did not. When I saw six, they were cheering like it was a rock concert and I figured out it was because everyone had the soundtrack beforehand. I saw six and had the same experience to the point where there were little girls dancing in the aisles at the end. It was so cute.

That is cute. Like little nine-year-olds and stuff. Oh my God. Mentioned last week, Asteroid City. The three little girls in that movie are so fucking cute. They're not in it as much as I would like.

They were adorable. Let's just follow them. Yeah. Home. What? After the movie. Hey, little girl is you dead. Home to go.

Is he the last adult man to refer to a woman as a little girl in a song? Who, Neil Young? I get it. You fucking did it. I had to burn myself. You're fruity pebbles, baby. You're fruity pebbles, baby. You're pretty pebbles, baby.

Oh, you're pretty pebbles, baby. It's all good in the heart with the fruity pebbles. What do you think the last song to mention that a girl is 17? Ew. What a sick genre. I heard one the other day. It was really happening for a while. Oh, for a long while.

For a long while. It was, it goes, she's only 17. 17. It's like Cinder. Oh, no, Winger. It's Winger. Deborah? It was like 1988, 89.

That was around the last. Deborah Winger. She should have collaborated. Did she ever meet Winger? She should have? I'm sure they had a coffee. Do you think they're related because the guy's name is Kip Winger? Yeah.

They probably are. They probably had a Kipper. And we talked about how Michael Keaton changed his last name to Keaton because he liked Diane Keaton. And because his real name is Michael Douglas. Right. Wow. But then I think.

But then you're making me. yourself have another name of someone famous. Exactly. What should Lily Sullivan change? It's a mashup. Michael Keaton. Michael R. Keaton. Yeah.

Lily Michael Keaton. Michael B. Keaton. Michael B. We're referencing Lily Sullivan's solo show, which is very funny. And if you get a chance to see what you show. I'll quit while in behind. Do we know, is she doing it for like?

She's going to come back in the fall with it. But is there like she's going to do festivals and things? I don't know. Which Oscar? I was wondering that though because. I'm noticing, I feel like, well, I guess I know a handful of people who are at Edinburgh this year and I'm like, maybe that's a goal with a solo thing. Right, right, right.

But then it feels like. Well, she just started doing it though. Right. Interesting. Interesting. I'd like to do a solo show. Yeah, you should. I think you should.

But not as I want to do like a character thing. Yeah. I think you absolutely should. Both at the same time. Can you do it? Please. And you can do it. And you can do it.

For $900 only in pennies? I will tell you off mic about an idea that I've had for a long time now. I'd love to hear it. Yeah. Sorry listeners. Sorry little piss piglets, but you don't get to hear about it. Piss piglets. That's right.

If you have kids, they're piss piglets. They're piss piglets. No matter, if they've heard it or not. It doesn't matter. That's right. No, it's just generational trauma. Oh, trauma. Trauma.

Also, if you have listened to this show even once, you're a piss pig. Yeah. Sorry. If you've seen a post we've made about it, you're a piss pig. If you've ever walked past a room where the podcast is playing, you're a piss pig. It's not even you might be. No, you are. Yeah.

What are old pigs called? Because we have piglets for young pigs. Oh, like older. Is it like a word for an old pig? What are old people called? Senior citizens. Yeah. Elderly.

Senior pigs. Senior pigs. You guys, it was right there. Elderly pigs. So if you have listened to this show once, your parents are senior pigs. If they're dead, they're former pigs. Yep. Yeah.

My parents are dead, four were pigs. Yep. That's nice. Have you listened to a new episode? It's so nice. They're so supportive. Now. Supporting the earth.

Are they buried? Are they buried by the way? They're both buried. My dad, as I said, was cremated and then buried. He was like, I'm done. Do you ever visit their graves? No. All right.

That seems I never understood that. Yeah. I never understood that. It's a place to reflect. I mean, I always, it's so funny anytime you see it in a movie and someone's doing a big monologue and talking to the person. It's like you can do that anyway. Well, we're right. You don't have to make a trip.

I did that in my stand-up. Oh, you did? Yes. What was it? And you should have told me. It was the exact same thing. It's like, you go visit a grave and then it's like, what do you talk about? Like, well, the dry cleaners are at it again.

Right. Because ideally they can hear you from wherever you are. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think so? Well, you know, I think it's nice to spruce up a gravestone. I like that. I like that.

Put a flower on there. Just glam it up. Put a rock for the Jewish roots. Put a rock. Put a rock. Put a rock. I think that. Oh, put a rock.

I think I'm a cremated guy. Yeah, we didn't get to that last time. Good to know. All right, moving on. Let's talk about. Yeah, could you tell her for me? Doop-a-doop-doop. Could you bring into her?

When you pass, I'll call her and say. First thing. You want to be. First thing. Scott would have to be cream. I want to say, really fast. Also very sorry for your loss. But Scott would be cremated.

55 fevers, 45 cremations. Wait, so what do you want to have your, what do you want to have, you want to be, you have your remains buried? I would like to have a mark, a plaque of some sort that can be seen. What about you, Scott Ackerman? By the way, welcome to Freedom. I'm Paul. Hi, I'm Scott. I'm Lauren.

And we talk about how. we're going to be dealt with after we're dead a lot. Delled with? I don't know. Here's how I want you to deal with me. I think it's for the people I leave behind to decide what they want.

Oh, that's pretty nice. Well, you know what? They're going to do whatever the fuck they want anyway. I know. It happens so much where somebody has like a last wish or like an instruction or whatever.

And they're like, we're not going to do that. Yeah. I find that interesting. I feel like you should. Do you now? Yeah. I feel like you.

should honor it too. I just think like what the hell. They don't run rough shot over those requests all the time. All right. Yeah. Have you registered everything with your lawyers and all that of like your wills? Oh yeah. That's such a, that was a weird day. Yeah. We made it light. We made jokes. Well, of course we didn't make any jokes. No jokes. No jokes. In fact, you got even more serious. Yeah, we got extremely serious. You are in tears. Yeah, screaming. Screaming. Screaming. Rending. Renting. Rending. I think it's renting, but I like the idea of contacting renting the runway. Yeah.

Just to just update your will. I'm waiting for that. I had the box delivered here. Yeah. Janie does rent the runway. Yeah. And I think it's great. I tried it with those because they do it.

There's like a version. There's dude. Yeah. It's not the same thing. Well, I was doing newly for a long time. And by the way, if newly ever wants to sponsor this podcast, I would love to do personal experience ads. What were you getting? I was doing a lot, especially once I realized it was an option postpartum because my body was changing.

I was like, I don't want to keep buying clothes. Becoming more beautiful. Did your mom have, your mom had to talk with you? Yeah. Your body's going to be changing. Yeah, I know. I got my first period. And I was getting all sorts of different pants and shirts and things and dresses.

And then also just things that are kind of flashy that you don't really want to wear more than once, but it's fun for a picture or an event. And I was, I loved it. I just paused it right now, but I'm, I'll go back. Yeah, yeah. I also rented a coat for a wedding that just like looked cool. And it's like the night of return. It's like that's fun. Yeah.

I think it's great. Yeah. I think it's harder with men's clothing. Yeah. I think what are we got? We got shirt. We got pants. We got shirt,

pants, jacket. Jacket. There's not as much like, that's all there is. Fun to have, honestly. But it's also the sizing. Yeah. It's very specific.

Yes, because you can, you can wear a dress that maybe the length would not make that much of a difference, an inch or two. Right. But with a sleeve. Right. It looks ridiculous.

Yeah. You look like the end of big. Oh my God, the end of big. Well, you're like, I'm a boy again, but I had sex with a full grown lady. Yeah. I mean, now she's haunted by that forever. I can't get past it. Well, I get past that because that's my favorite film.

Okay, noted. I separate the facts from the fiction. What film? Big. Big, right. I'm saying the facts being she had sex with a child, the fiction being, no, she and it was magic. Yeah, but it was hot.

It was magic. He was a grown man at the time. Yeah. It's called making a wish, Paul. Hey, I like wishes. What would you wish for if you had just one wish? Just one wish? Yeah.

She's her. Oh, my God. It's a horrible idea. If I had one wish, could I make it something kind of like blanket? Like I'll be like, I want everyone in my, everyone in my family to have anything they need for the rest of their life. Including myself. Like, or like, okay, everyone in my family gets a mansion.

One mansion. They each get there. Okay, they have to be specific then. So your mom and dad get a mansion. Everyone. Oh, fuck. Okay. If you and Mike could live in separate mansions that were right next door to each other, would you do that?

We'd spend a lot of time at each other's. What if it was two separate? We like to hang out. Two separate mansions. But if we could have two mansions and, yeah, do different stuff. Two separate mansions. mansions, but there was a bedroom connecting the two. Yeah, that'd be good. You know what? There's actually,

there is a house. There's a house that I've seen. There's a, there's two homes connected by a bridge. Right. And it's like you could have a husband away. Yeah. Yeah. You take the skyway. That's a great song. It's a great song. It's a great song. Great song.

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I didn't understand. And that's what I was trying to catch up to. I didn't tell Jane to stop calling me out for yawning on our podcast. I did hear that. Really? She's like, do you want to Coke? And then you're like, just let it go. No, I don't want to cope.

And then she's like, because you're yawning. And then you're like, why are you saying? They don't need to know. Just stop talking. What if we were yawning constantly whenever we weren't talking? First of all, we never stopped talking. I was doing a live show recently and someone on stage kept yawning. And no one was calling out.

And I kind of like, someone's got to say I didn't know the person well enough to call it was like an improv show it was a not an improv show is more like a boring play I don't know it wasn't it wasn't improv but it was like a thing where I was like panelists

yeah and it was like oh someone keeps yawning I'm like can we say something it's funny we see something yeah I there was a show that I did a lot where it was an improv show and during the downtime when I wasn't I thought that coaster was a cookie

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since I had a close when I was on when I was in the back I would be laughing at stuff that was happening yeah and then over the course of the show

that would that triggered like a yawn response in me you laughing made you yawn. Because I was laughing a lot. Getting out of air. And then eventually, yes, yeah, yeah. And I was like, you can't ya on stage. Right.

Remember that show? It's really hard when you're fighting to not yawn. The bang bang in Portland, we fell asleep. Oh God. Or Portland left, Lauren left. Terrifying. Wait, what? Yeah, I had to fly.

Oh, my God. What the fuck was that for? Oh, my God, I remember. You left for your audition. It was a pretty big thing. It was, but I didn't get it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But worth it. You left for your audition and then Paul and I did the rest of the out and start falling asleep during it. It was so scary. So like while Paul would be talking, I would be nodding off sleeping. Oh my God.

Because it was so late and we'd already done one. We started making ourselves run around. Isn't that the one where we did Andrew Lloyd Weber's like coronation? Yeah, the knighthood thing just so we could get on our feet and like. Oh, my God. But I don't remember. I don't remember. But I think we were like then Tim came out and it was like, oh, Tim came up for that.

He has to keep us away. Can we ask the audience if we did a Threatom live, would they attend? or watched live stream? Or no, we don't, we can't, we can't ask them? We can't do that. We can't ask them. I wouldn't. I'll take it off to them.

We can't ask them questions. Okay, I'm not going to ask you guys that. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm afraid of the answer. I'm afraid to. So I'll just leave it there. Hanging like a Chad.

Hanging like a chad. Hanging like a Chad. Hanging like a chair. Rock me like a book of da. I think I was doing living on the itch. I don't know what I was. Living on the edge. Aero Smith.

Yeah, Aero Smith. And you were doing... Tell it to my heart. Tell me I'm the only one. Or just a Chad. Chad. Chad. Hanging, hanging Chad.

Who! Nice. Wait, what is that? Das, das. Disco, jazz? No, that's Michael Jackson's bad. Oh, sure. Because I...

What part? Bad. Who, who. Really, really bad. That's what the backup singers sing. Bad, bad, really, really bad. When I heard that for the first time, I could not believe it. Are you kidding me?

Bad, bad, bad, really, really bad? Oh my God. I like that. Yeah. It's so bad, it's genius. It's so bad, it's bad. It's bad. Really, really bad.

Al, weird Al should do a parody of bad. Yeah. I agree. I think so, but I'm afraid to tell him. I know, because it's kind of like maybe he'll feel like it's too late. Yeah. What if he did it today? What would it be?

I think it should be. Because I'm dad. You're dad. You know it. And then you can do a lot of dad jokes. You do like Normcore, dad jokes, Father's Day.

Yeah, things about dad bods. Dad bod. And you wonder why I'm making these jokes because I'm dad. Yeah. Yeah. What's call him.

Get him on the horn. Bebobo pooh. Hello. Hi. Weird owl? Yeah, I'm using my regular voice. Oh, okay. Honey, who's on the phone?

It's, I think it's Scott Ockerman. Oh, tell him not here. Oh. My wife's not here. I was not calling for her. Good. Make sure he knows I'm not here. She's really not here.

Okay. I had no interest in talking to her. Okay. She had no interest talking to you. I called your cell phone. I know you did. Why would... Is this why you called me?

Is he still asking if I'm here? Is your wife there? He's not... I'm going to read really... I'm going to read really quietly so he won't know that I'm here. Okay. Okay. Talk to him about...

Please. Is your wife here? Find out what he wants. She's not. I got to talk to her. She's reading. Some place else. He is begging.

You can hear him. Yes. I can hear you. You're talking to her. I can hear you. No, no, no. I'm talking to the wall. Oh.

There's a painting on the wall that it's a face on it. So I'm talking to. Oh, okay. Are the eyes moving? Yeah. I'm worried there's someone living in your walls. Oh, bad Ronald? Yeah.

Watching everything you do. Anyway, speaking of bad. Yeah. The Michael Jackson's home? Yeah. Can you do a parody? Oh, again. Oh, where it's.

dad, though, and it's all about dad jokes? Because it's now. Yeah. I mean, I'll give it a shot. Okay, let's hear it. Because I'm dad. I'm dad. You know it. Really, really, dad. Did I do it? Yeah, you did it. What were you doing just now? I'm doing the backups. I assumed because I pitched it. Is that what they

say? Yes. Really, really, dad. Hey, she is here. Oh, no. You picked her my cell phone extension. Hi, I just sold that song to MGM Studios and they're making a film based on it. Based on the song parody. So isn't that exciting, Scott? Look, I need to talk to you.

What? Are you pregnant again? Al, hang up the phone. Are you pregnant again? I'm pregnant. Okay. It's a total trigger situation. You know it, you know.

Who got him pregnant? Really, really pregnant? It was artificial inseminated. By who, though? Danny DeVito. He used his own sperm. Actually, watched that video. watch that movie right before giving birth to Holly.

You did? Did you put on some like random pregnancy movies? Yeah. We should do a Scott hasn't seen it. No. Have you not seen Junior? God, you're desperate.

I'm thirsty for it. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. You're pretty pebbles, baby. Oh, you're pretty pebble, baby. He's thirsty for that junior squeeze. He's pretty pebble, baby. We should make a movie where a hipster talks like,

this. Everyone's like what? They kind of did that with things to do in Denver when you're dead. They invented like slang that's just in that movie. Oh, I've never seen that. I haven't even. Lauren hasn't seen. Warren hasn't seen.

Wow. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I don't think I will. I don't think I will. You know what I kind of like I was this. I was supposed to say something really stupid. Uh-oh.

I wish there was a channel that just played good movies all the time. But then I was like, well, wait, I guess I have all the streamers, AB HBO, I have whatever. So I'm like, HBO. B. B. HBO.

And I do like on HBO. You could just put them on random. But I would like to, I would like to be a, that's my favorite thing. I love to just put, I'm sure. Don't they have that with surprise me or whatever?

They should. I feel like if I put on. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't trust you Netflix. Yeah. My pandemic goal at the beginning was like, I'm going to only watch like really good movies I've never seen. I put it.

I watched eyes wide shot and I never watched anything else. So it was like, it took a wind up your sales. It was a good movie. I was like, I'm interested. But then I thought I should watch all these other movies and I just didn't do it. Yeah. And so now I'm like, I like when I'm watching something. We have too many Batman to watch.

Yeah, well, it's coming up. There is an app called Canopy, which is essentially like the libraries app for movies or whatever. It's like free, free movies. And there's a lot of good and interesting choices on there. We have added so many things to this list. And that's all we do is just add things to the list. Yeah. We never watch any of movies.

Never. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard. And then so long enough where, they go away like they're taken off. No. I guess we'll never see that movie. I guess Canopy took them away.

That's what we say every time. Yeah, I guess. I guess can't be taken away? Could have would have should have. Hi, I'm Rospero. I could have. I could have. Could have would have. And I should have. Did they, didn't they bring that back? Was it, what's my line?

Was the one where three people would pretend to be the, the same person? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or to tell the truth. Someone was pretending they were Rospero. To tell the truth. Is it to tell? And what's my line? Tell it to my truth. D.B.

I'm looking at Ruth. Dr. Ruth. Tell the Dr. Ruth. Hello. We're now. R. IP to Dr. Ruth. One of the original piss pigs. She and Clara Pellar were having a...

Was Dr. Ruth a piss pig? Yeah. Hmm. She was like very body... What about Sue Johansson? The Canadian Dr. Ruth? Sujo? Sujo.

She was a rabid dog. Yeah. She was a Canadian Dr. Ruth? So she said like sexed up. but said A after it? Yep. You put the penis in the vagina, A? Her sex advice is always to smother everything with gravy and curds.

Are you looking at what to tell the truth is? Yeah, I am, baby. A celebrity panel questions contestants in an attempt to determine the actual person associated with a story. Right. So all three come out and pretend to be that person. Right now, let's see what the fuck. Oh, look, a little baby out the window. What?

Yeah. Oh, she just walked closer to the, no. She just flew away. She's on the lawn. Aw. She's on the grassy know hole. Hi, I'm JFK Jr. No, I'm JFK Jr.

Oh, what's my line? People blindfolded. So there's a famous person and they try to guess who the famous person. Oh, got it. And the famous person's like, Hi, I'm Carrie Graham. They keep their answer as very, Yeah, brief.

They just guys, they're like, yo, yo. And the people are going like, are you a famous actor, dear? Yeah. What I've heard of you? What have I seen you in? Yeah. So, but you were thinking of the former, right? Why did this all come up?

I don't fucking know, man. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, click, look, click, click, click, click, click, click, look, click, look, look, look, if you could be any animal, what would you be? Okay, I have a question, too. Okay. If I could be any animal? Yeah. I guess a lion or I mean my favorite animal is giraffe. Would you, would that be fun to be a giraffe?

I don't know if I want to be one though. I can't tell if that would be fun to be a giraffe. It doesn't seem that relaxing. They feel like they're enjoying themselves. Yeah, but to sleep you have to like basically tip yourself over and just go pour yourself out. I feel like maybe I would like to be, I think a lion would be pretty cool. Male. I guess I'd like to be maybe.

You want that lion dick. Like something. Big balls and penness. You want to be aligned with big balls. Big balls and pennies. Maybe a dolphin. Yeah. That sounds so free.

Because you could. Yeah. I'd like to be a whale. I like to butt up against the boots. Below the water. You could be above the water. Yeah. You can swim like fucking crazy.

You can be put into a hotel pool. People are excited. And give you. Little rides. People are excited to see you. Yeah. They're like, oh, look at that. Always excited to see you.

Oh. Oh. That's what I ever do. It's a dolphin. That's a dolphin. They're smart. Oh, look. What do you want to be, Scott?

The wish grantor is coming soon. Oh, the wish granger. It's Wish Granger Eve. Yeah, I decide. Hello, I'm Eve. I mean, you want to be something with opposable thumbs. Me wants to be something with opposable thumbs. Me wants to be something with a poseable thumbs.

Me wants to be something with a fucking monkey. Yeah, maybe a monkey. Although they're just dirty. Monkeys. Animals are disgusting. Hey. It was your question.

I know. I don't want to be one. Zebra? Why zebra? This is cool. Why not just a horse? I don't know. All the standings are fun.

I got to take holiday to the zoo soon. Yeah, you do. Yeah. You want to be something that can sit down. That time of the month. Time to go to the zoo. You have your period.

You want to make the monkeys go crazy? Yeah. I want to make those monkeys go crazy. Years and yards ago, a friend of mine moved to town and he had a little son who was like a little toddler, maybe a little bit older because he could talk a fair piece. And I said, hey, I want to take you guys to the zoo. And my friend was like, yeah, sure. And so we went to the zoo and the little boy could not have been less interested in anything that was going on. At one point, we were looking at elephants and this little child punched me in the balls to get my attention.

and then said, Paul, look at these ants. Oh, my God. That's not proportional. And then I found out afterwards that they had just been to the zoo like a couple weeks before. Oh my God. Why did you not tell me that? Yeah.

Yeah. You got to space it out. Keep it interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Punching the ball should be reserved for like, hey, there's a train coming right now. I hope no one does that. If there's a train bearing down on us, you don't want to get punched the ball.

I don't want to get punched in the ball. You're like, ow, my ball. I can't move. And then you just like fall to your knee. and the train runs you go over. Wouldn't it be great if, like, in the movies, you got hit in the balls, you can just get right up.

Keep doing whatever you're doing. That hurt. Just for one second, you go, oh, and then you're back in action. Anyway. Yeah, does it really take you out for a long time? No, I mean, like, like, not good. I, I, I, I, yeah, occasionally.

I mean, I didn't think it would be good. Occasionally if, like, someone really goes at it, you know? How often is that happens to you? Goes at them? You know, like, like, especially when you're young, someone will be like, boosh, right? But if, like, someone just, accidentally swats you or whatever it's usually like ow okay anyway as i was saying i mean it can

linger it's like it's like your funny bone like that pain oh yeah because your dick's the funniest bone you got yeah it's pretty funny i mean women laugh at it when i take it out women all right we have to take a break and we're back well and you know what it is it's time for a three turn for a three if you would like to send us a three tier a little game we can play write to us at Freedom USA at Gmail.com. So this is one, and it doesn't even say who submitted this, but maybe we played it before, I don't know. Do you think it's from Matt our producer?

Could be. Do you think it's from a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost? F-fffffuck. Fuck. Fuck. I saw g-gagg-g-g-g-g-g-gose. Freaking out. Fucking freak.

This is called Fuff-F-F-Fa-5-second rule. Okay. Oh, submitted by Tamer. Okay. Thanks, Tamer. Tamer. Tamir? Tamir?

It's T-A-M-E-R. Okay. No accent mark. Is it L-P-T-M-E-R? Lion? Lion-Tamer. Oh, sorry. Just Tamer.

I don't know, but it could be tam tamer, no, I think it's tamer. It could be anything. Who knows? So the object is to name three things in five seconds. Player one comes up with a question like, name three famous Jennifer's. Player two asked. Sorry, I thought your phone was a cookie.

Oh, no. Wait, shut up. I thought you guys were both cookies. I think you were bare cookies. Not a human. Shut up, I thought you guys were both bear cookies on the table. Shut up. A bear cookie.

Shut up out of your cookie Shut up a beer naked cookie Shut of your beer naked cookie Shut of a bit of a tenter Shut up Hi, I'm Ross Bro Should have could have woodham I thought you're a cookie

I'm a bro I thought you're a cookie Because I should have woodhap and could have eaten you Goodbye forever Chopin broccoli Back to the grave He's dead right He's dead

Oh thank God Back to the grave Never forget when a little girl played him on all that Really A little girl played Rospero. How would any little girl know who Rossboro was? I watched it and we all didn't know and we all thought it was great.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So the first person goes, name three famous Jennifer's, then the person we go clockwise, I guess, has five seconds to answer.

If they succeed, they get a point. If they fail, then the next person gets a chance to answer the same question, but they can't reuse any of the previous person's answers. Okay. So. And it's always Jennifer's.

Is that what I'm going to believe? Yes. Jennifer's. Any category. Jennifer. Three things. It's not even people. It's just three things.

Okay. I like it. Yeah. Okay. So who decides the category? So the person, player one does, and then I think we just go around. So you decide a category. You have to name three of that thing.

Three of that thing. And then if they can do it in five seconds, great. And if not. If not the next person. If they can do it five seconds, great. They get a point. If not, we don't care. Yeah.

Okay. Okay, so I'm going to start and I'm going to go to Paul. We're going to go clockwise. Okay. And I'm going to count it down in my head. I'm not going to do it to you. That's fair. Okay.

All right. So name three pieces of furniture. Couch, table, chair. Got it. Lauren. Name three types of egg. Ostridge, chicken. Sparrow.

Okay, that was close. Down to the wire. I don't even know what you meant. I was going to say fry. I realized, yeah. I was ready to accept it. Actually, I was going to say brown and then I didn't think that was going to accept it. Okay, okay.

That's a type of egg. Okay, name three Allison's. Allison Mackie. Allison. God, all I can think of is someone I used to date. Okay. Doesn't work. Okay, I don't get a point.

Okay. No, you sure don't. Alison Macy though, that's... Alson Mac? I think she's like the girl from Inixium. Yeah. Yes, that's what I was trying to think of. Yes.

Just recently out of prison. Miss Allie. That's what I used to date. Okay. And you're branded? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Name three parts of a boat.

Stern, bow, hull. Nice. Okay. Lauren. Name three eye colors. Blue, green, brown. Okay. Scott, name three candies that have a chocolate in them.

Reese's peanut butter cups, Tootsie Roll, Hershey's Kisses. Wow. Tutsi rolls are, you know, that's a risky choice because it is chocolate, but it's more like wax. Technically chocolate. It's more of a crayon. Oh, yes, me. Hi. Name three internet browsers.

Oh, my God. Oh, God. Coughing because he's stalling for time. Stalling for time. Wow. Swallowed some, I inhaled some spit. All right, three internet browsers. Safari, Chrome, Firefox.

Nice. Yeah, you did it in four seconds. Unbelievably, he did it. Although he thought about it or not during this cough. Yeah, that's what I was thinking about. He was choking to death going Mozilla Firefox. Okay. Take all into the Zinnishita, Mozilla's.

All right. Lauren, name three types of zoo animals. Zebra, giraffe, elephant. Wow, I just said deja vu. We've done this. Oh, no, wait. No, you went to the zoo. Deja zoo.

And someone got mad at her. What? She told this story or Kulopted. Oh, wait. Someone we know told a story on a podcast. I sort of remember this. And maybe I even brought it up on this podcast, how someone got mad at them because they didn't do it fast or they did it wrong or something.

Does not sound familiar to me. We'll look into this. Okay. Yeah, we'll get our people to look at this. Someone will tell me. Okay, what's the category? I'm giving you. Yeah.

is name three, three, name three things you find under your sink in the kitchen. Drano, plastic bags, the dishwasher are things that you put into the dishwasher, those little... What you mean? I'm giving myself to point. You had it, then you just kept talking. I know, but talk yourself out of a point. Well, I mean, I got my point. Okay, okay, okay, pod. Tide pods.

I love to eat them. The Shwolde Pards. Name three prime numbers. One, three, nine. No. I don't know what prime numbers are. Nine is not. Seven?

Seven is one. I almost said seven. Yeah. I don't remember what prime numbers are. They can't be divided. Yeah. Who cares? For truth and liberty.

So I don't get a point. Actually, you do not. Liberty, I guess. You what? Three, I guess, is not prime. Is it one? No, three is. Yeah. Is it?

Yeah. Okay. 157. 1.3.5.7. 11. 13. 13. 17. Oh, this is boring. 23. I hate math.

Amazon Prime Day. Paul, it's your turn to give Lauren a category. Lauren, name three fabrics for socks. Kashmir, wool, cotton. Are you telling Kashmir? I don't have. but I like the idea. Sweaty little feet.

I don't think we're comfortable, right? Yeah, but they make them. Sure they do. I remember being in Aspen, Colorado when they used to do the Aspen Comedy Fest, and the stores there were insane. Right. And there was a store that was selling cashmere sheets.

That's crazy. And I was like, how do you clean? No. What happens when you shit on them? What happens what your dust mites take over? Very valid questions. You know? All right, Scott.

Name three. brands of headphones. Bose beats by Dre. I don't know. Those are the only two. Apple AirPods. Oh, yeah. Apple also makes it over the year.

I have those. I like them a lot. Air Max. Over the shoulder, Boulder holder. By Apple. Yeah, those big headphones hold your teddy.

By Apple. By Apple. By Tyco, of course. Tyco YD. Tyco was a toy company. And that's how they would end. their commercials. Oh.

Like for slot cars or whatever, the announcer would say, by Tyco, of course. Wow. Of course. Like you thought it was something else. Who else could come up with something so great?

We're going to hurt you, kid. But slot cars, a toy you could use for half an hour and then it's broken forever. Slot cars. Paul, three Quentin Tarantino films. The Hateful Eight, pulp fiction,

uh, uh, uh, grind house. Wow. Close, but no. Did I get it?

No, I don't get it? You didn't get it. Sorry. We got to be hard on the rules because otherwise no one's going to win. I know. It wasn't even tied. It's like you don't put tied in a dishwasher.

By the way, Grine House technically is not. I mean, it was, anyway, go ahead. Death proof. Yeah,

but he directed death proof in Grindhouse. Right, but it was a movie. I don't know. Called Grindhouse and he was one of the directors. Ladies, ladies, so I think it's a crimson.

You're both beautiful. You're both pretty pebbles. It's all pretty close, all right. All right. Give Lauren. Lauren Name three lakes

Lake Michigan Lake Erie Lake Huron Put Superior in there interesting Yeah Sometimes I don't think I ask people this a lot And I always think it's interesting

What their lake choices are Yeah yeah yeah Bell Well you could have I could have We all could have We could have sure that would have Hi I'm Rossboro

Scott Yep Say Say three Say you love me Three Robin Williams Character names.

Jeannie. Jack. Mr. Good Morning, Vietnam. You said, I can't believe you got to Mr. And didn't say that. Doubtfire. Mrs. Doubtfire. You didn't immediately pivot.

Yeah. I don't know. Hi, me. Hi. Oh, yes. You. Name three school subjects. Math.

History. Spelling. Okay. Harder than... I know spelling wasn't really a main one. It is for a time. Yeah, third grade deaf. Yeah.

Okay, give me, give me, give me, give me. Okay, give me, give me, give me. Give me some more. Name three famous colleges. Yale, Harvard, Tufts. It's famous. People know about it. I mean, people have heard of it.

People heard of it. Name three cities in Australia. Melbourne, Sydney, and Perth. Yeah, you're going to say Perth. You too. Because we've all been there. Yep, we all went there. They didn't have to. That was fun.

No one was forcing us. I'm glad we did that. I'm glad we went. I'm glad we went. I'm too. Pre-pandemic. So we have that aura frame, you know. Yeah.

And when pictures come up from that, I think, this is a special time. I know they're not sponsoring us still, but I think the aura frame is literally the invention that gives us the most joy. Honestly. And my family. They're not sponsoring us anymore. No. But they did give us a bunch of free ones.

They gave them to my mom and I have one at my house and we both love them. Yeah. And the kids love them. We comment on the things that pop up all day every day. And my whole family loves them. We do that too. It really is enjoyable. If they want to give us ads again, it'd be great.

Honestly, it's a good gift. Yeah, it really is. It is one of my favorite things. Yeah, especially. Me too. Yeah. I feel like if you're looking for somewhere, you can't figure out what to get. Yeah.

Yeah. It seems like a thing that you'd be like, well, a digital frame. But it's actually better than most of the ones I've ever had. It definitely is. It definitely is. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

All right. Anyway. All right. Oh, is it me to you? Yeah. Hi. Okay. Name three file sharing services.

Dropbox. We transfer. Google Drive. Wow. You did it. That was good. Lauren. Name three

defunct social media platforms. MySpace. Tumblr. Friendster. I'm going to say Tumblr's still out there. Tumblr's still out there. It's springing defunct.

It's bringing to fruity petals. I think it's denoise for sure. I don't know if it's defund. I'll still go. No. No, no, I don't even, I don't need it. Well, you don't need it because you're so far ahead. I don't want my point because I want them to all be really earned. Okay. Okay, Scott. Neem three, three things you see in the dark.

Nothing, nothing and nothing? You don't see anything in the dark. What does that even mean? Glowing eyes. Oh, okay. The moon, stars, and street lamps. You don't have to pout about it. All right, Paul. Name three first and last name members of NSYNC. Cool. Justin Timberlake.

J.C. Shazze. Mm-hmm. Joey Fat One. You got it. I honestly, I can never keep straight. Insync and Backstreet Boys. Well, who are the members of Backstreet Boys? No idea.

Zero idea. Eric Carter. No, Nick Carter. Yeah. Nick Carter. Oh, Aaron Carter, who was passed away, of course. Oh, I didn't know that. Nick Carter is.

What about Darren Carter, the party starter? Don't know. Okay. Is it my term? It goes to Paul to Lauren. Okay. Lauren. And this is our last one.

Okay. No, it's not. We can go for a little longer. Okay. Name three condiments. Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise. Okay. Okay, let's add a layer.

Oh boy. Scott. Name. I don't think I need a layer, no, go ahead. Doing a Ray Romano voice, name three 80s sitcoms.

Oh, who's the boss? Oh, full house. No, Ray Romano. Oh, Deborah. Oh, Valerie's family. There you go.

It's not. It's home and family. How many times did it go over? There was an intermediary one that you missed. Val and Valerie. No. It was Valerie. Then it was the.

Hogan family. No, we were, I think that we were told there was something in the middle. I think that person was kidding around. I think I'm kidding around and there's nothing. The Hogan family originally called Valerie and then later Valerie's family, the Hogan's. Wait, what? That was the last name? Yeah.

It went from the Hogan's to Valerie's family, the Hogan's. No, it went, Valerie's family, the Hogan's, the Hogan family. That's weird. Valerie's family, the Hogan's does not roll off the ton. I'm about to watch Valerie's family the Hogan's. Kids, kids, Valerie's Family the Hogan's is on. All right, name.

I like the layer. Yeah, add a layer. Three stars of Valerie's family, the Hogan's. And with what layer? With the layer of, in Peter O'Toole's voice. Sandy Duncan. Justin Bateman. Jason Bateman.

The ghost of Valerie Harper. There you go. She haunted that show, as we all know. Points. Points. Points. Points. Lauren, I want you to name three bridges in the oldest lady voice you can imagine.

The Golden Gate Bridge. The Brooklyn Bridge. The Manhattan Bridge. Well, she was about to die. Oh, my God. Her last words were three bridges. That's where all my bones are buried. I mean, gold.

Okay. That's where all my boats are buried. I was not interested in doing, please find my buried bones. In the style of Jack Johnson, name three types of trees. Making banana pancakes, oak and pine. Make a banana pancake. That's his weirdest song. Making banana pancakes.

I can't even a single song of his. Bubbly toes. I don't think I've ever, Ew. Not really. Yeah. Bubbly toes? He's a guy who has,

no. Go to jail. He has so little to sing about that he has to sing about making banana pancakes. No, maybe bubbly toes is someone else. It does. It does. Should we get some?

Banana pancakes? Banana pancakes. Bubble pancakes. I'm going to look at Jack Johnson. No, he's bubbly, he's bubbly toes. Yeah. Bubly toes. Yeah.

It's as simple as something that nobody knows that her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes on the feet of a queen of the heart. Here's an ad for. And her feet are all covered with tar balls and stars. And add for the Meg 2 first. A ad for what? The Meg 2. Meg 2. Hey Jack.

It's just not it. This has banana pancakes. No, okay. Why is this happening? I don't know. I wanted to hear him sing about it. Speaking of the Meg 2, we saw a commercial for some movie. Buddy wants to me.

So there's some Jason Statham movie? The Meg 2, yeah. Is that the Meg too? Yeah, yeah. It looks fucking. About the big thing, the Megatron. The Megatron. Oh, no, it might be for the expendable four.

No, it was a giant shark move Okay, it's the meg too But the shark is so giant That it's like, yeah Why would the shark be bothering With any of these things? Yeah, yeah I mean, it's like

Yeah If you saw peanut on the floor Would you be like, rah? That was dumb You know what? Good point. Okay, look, Lauren won. Yay!

It feels good. It feels good to win. You're fruity pebble, baby. Oh, you're fruit. Oh, it's all Fruty Pebbles Baby. Guys, that was it. Should we get shirts that I say it? It's all Fruty Pebbles baby.

Your Fruty Pebbles baby. Yeah. Who's the Fruity Pebbles mascot? Flintstones. They are. How did that ever happen? Flintstones. They had a child named Pebbles on the show.

That makes sense. They're like, we got to get in. Which was first Cocoa Pebbles or Fee Pee Peeble. When you look this up? A dabadoo day. It's a debut. You'll have a time. You can't have a dabadoo all day long.

Have a yabababoo time. We'll have a due time. We'll have a gay old time. So. When the Wilma hits the back of the dinosaurs crack, it's a more. What? Okay, look, if you want to write to us to read the Miosate at gmail.com, if you want to call us, hagg claims eight.

If you'd like to hear ad-free versions of this, go to cbbbbworld.com. Come see my show August 4th, Dynasty Typewriter. If it's not, I don't think it's August 4th yet. And if it is, you can watch the live stream on video vault on DynastyTyperator.com. I think it's, yeah, it's the third. I think it might be the third. Tomorrow, come, please. Come see me and Nicole Parker at Loddrum in Highland Park.

We're doing a variety show called Something for Everyone, just the two of us with a full band. And then also is the Bell House. In October, one show. sold out already. It's the 14th, 15th, I think. The 14th that sold out, still tickets for the 15th. Bellhouse in Brooklyn, my favorite venue in America, please come out and see us. Go to Paul F. Tompkins.com slash live. And I'm at Dynasty Typewriter with Sprague the Whisper, August 19th, doing a live podcast recording and rowdy screening of Mamma Mia. Here we go again. We're going to watch the movie. We're going to do a podcast. We're going to sing along.

It's going to be great. Sounds so fun. Sounds so fun. We'll see you there. We'll see you at all three of those because the three of us will be at all. And in hell. Yeah, we'll see you there.

Don't worry. Don't bother me too much. I'm going to be too busy burning. Hey, if you see me in hell, please just like respect my privacy. All right, bye. Bye.