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Episode Date: August 4, 2026

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I want to get one free If you could buy a church And get one free, would you? Yeah, of course Why not? How much is the first one? Well, how much could buying a church possibly be.

$100. $1,000? I'd say max, we're looking at $250. Hi, everyone. Welcome to Threatom. I'm Scott. I'm Paul. I'm Lauren.

And there's no mistaking. This is freedom. What can we say? This is freedom. I mean, you're not listening to anything else. This podcast has a certain genus of freedom. I'm dealing with post-nasal drip, which of course you know. I'm dealing with pre-nasal drip.

It's coming any second now. Yeah. There it is. Pre-neasel? There it is. Pre-nasal drip. Bloop. It's just very annoying because you know I was sick last week.

Right. It's not COVID. Right. And then this is the like last remaining like thing that wants to happen inside of my body. And it's very annoying. Well, I mean you're also pregnant. Well, okay. I just mean my nose.

I'm not pregnant. You do have one remaining thing in your body that is happening. There's also this thing called pregnancy rhinitis. Oh. Where you can have a. stuffy nose for no reason, which I have had a lot of. It's really annoying. Wait, is Ryan Nitis? Is that a fancy term for stuffy nose? Yeah.

It's so crazy that... It's stupid. Anything related to the nose, they call it rhino stuff. It's like... It's like, oh my God, stop insulting me. Yeah. Because of the fucking rhino horn? Like I got a big horn on my fucking face. That guy became... Which came first? Rhino? Rino for nose or rhino for the...

For the monster. For the monster. You know those monsters, rhinoceruses? Animals just may as well be monsters. Some animals are absolutely monsters. Well, yeah. Rhinoceros? Yes. That's one.

Duranche. Giraffe. Draft. Draft monster. They're beautiful, but monsters. Beautiful monsters. Yeah. Beautiful monsters exist.

Beautiful monsters like the jinx. Robert Turst. He's a monster. I always think about that and go, those people making that documentary must have just been crying with excitement. Like when he was in the bathroom saying he did it. Like that's the best fucking shit. But then I heard that was kind of fabricated. Don't do this to me.

I'm sorry. I want you to know the truth, though. I heard he is AI. So nobody ever got murder. This guy just, this was a fun character they created. A couple weeks ago, I went. About 14 days? Less, less, a week ago.

We went on a baby moon trip. Oh, where'd you go? We went to Santa Barbara, but we were also going. We just went there yesterday all weekend. Oh, really? Yeah. We just went there yesterday all weekend. Yep.

What the fuck happened to you just know? I was there for the Santa Barbara International Film Festival because I had a film in the festival called Another Happy Day. You were there for Zbiff? Yes. And then we made it a baby moon because I was looking to schedule a baby moon. And I was like, it's getting too close to the wire. What could be better? Can't do.

I got to make this one. What could be better. Yeah, one thing. One thing. And it was great. And we went to the zoo. And that's why I was thinking of that. Oh, yeah.

We did go this time? We passed it and Coolup said to me, why did we? Why did we go to the zoo that time? And I said, I don't know. Right, before you have a kid? Why did we? Is that because you're saying you didn't have a kid? No, we just, we were one.

Yeah, we didn't have a kid. But it was really, I mean, it was 20 some odd years ago. And we were like, why did we go to the zoo? I would go to the zoo in another city. That's like fun. But I, um. You did in fact. Well, I did.

Well, now I have to. Had you just seen Rocky? It's mandated. You have to go to the zoo. Every city you go. If I have a toddler with me, I legally have to go to the zoo. I legally have to take that. Oh, so wait.

We have nobody to take care of her if we were too. I would. People refuse, right? They're like, uh-uh. We like being with her. You know, it's really, because a few people were very like, you brought your baby on your baby moon? And I was like, what else am I supposed to do?

I mean, this is, first of all, this is what's going on. We already have one. So, uh-huh. Second of all, I like her and I want to show her in other places. And she had a great time. She actually loved the trip so much. We rented an Airbnb and she was like running around the whole time chasing Franny, our dog.

And it was like... You brought the dogs, too. This is a... That's weird. That's weird. We did the whole thing. And she was... When it was time to go, she said, I don't want to go home.

I love the trip so much. That's sweet. And the festival was also very good. What if you said, that's great? Because we're living here now. Which she'd then say, okay, find your own way home. I think she would be fine with it. Just leave her there.

But it was a great weekend. It was really nice. We did like four nights. And... How many days? One? One day. You just kept coming home.

Going back to for the night. And I would pop out. Just waiting outside the city limits. I popped out to do these festival Q&As and whatnot, which was really fun. What questions were you asked? Well, I was asked many questions, but. How do you memorize all the lines? Yeah, a lot of people wondering that.

And they just did not understand. The movie is a postpartum depression comedy. And so a lot of the conversation is surrounding postpartum depression, but a lot of people sharing from the audience, which is really. Their own story. Yeah. and their ways they related. Were there people that saw you pregnant and they said,

you, how do you... This is the opposite of what the movie is about. You don't know what it is because they didn't know you already had a baby. There was actually a lot of, oh, now you're about to see what, I'm like, easy. Easy. Easy. You're required anytime you work for Happy Madison to do that.

Can I tell you about one time I had an audition. at the Happy Madison studios or whatever and I forget what it was for Oh, was it for that It was to play Happy Gilmore, right? It was for the TV show Gay Robot.

That was a show? Right. Nick Schwarzson. Wait, was that a, it was made or was a pilot? I don't remember if it was made. I think it was. I don't know.

This was a pilot. Oh, it's a movie. This was the pilot. It was something he was doing in his act. Yes. Yeah. And this would do the character. This was a pilot.

I see, I see. It looks like it was a pilot. When I got there, the, oh, good. I'm saying, thank you for the competition. And it didn't continue on to be a series. Oh, wait, I have new information. This was a pilot. Well, they always list a pilot as a TV movie, which I find very weird.

I auditioned for this. Even after I was kind of told like the audition was a mere formality. Oh, meaning that they were going to give you the part. Not that it was like, we're obligated to auditioning you, but you're never going to get the part. Yeah, it was like, no, no, no. This is like, yeah, don't worry about it. And then, of course, I do not get the part. Love that.

But I remember being in the waiting room. Of course. Why do people open their mouths? Everyone's already saying it's you. Everyone's talking about how it's you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, great.

Yeah. And then I don't get it. Oh, why did anyone say that? Oh, I forgot. Other people were also talking about this other person. And they were the ones to make the decision. So, yeah. But I'm not to interject, but I will.

But here we go. But I hated when people would do that around me where they would like promise people jobs. It's crazy. Yeah. so early. Yeah, yeah. So to the point where I do the opposite, where I'm always like, you'll never get this. I'm actually going.

You'll never work for me. You're a terrible actor. I hate your work. No, but I had friends who would do that all the time where it was like, oh, your show is ordered. And then they go, hey, you're going to work for me. You're going to work for me. You're going to work for me.

And then you get the budget. And it's like you can only afford to them. You have no control. And then they would never talk to the person that they said they were going to hire. And the person's always like, why did you? Yeah. Yeah, it's so weird. Yeah. Well, anyway, so I'm in the, I get to the waiting room, and it's full of people, and there's nowhere to sit.

And there was technically one place you could sit, but a dog was sitting there. What? Who's? Adam Sandler's. It was Meatball. Oh, okay. He should have a chair. Was that like a test of, like, if you tell Meatball to get off the chair, then you have the park?

Can you imagine going in and telling someone else's dog to move? Yeah, to the dog itself. Like, not going to the person at the office, but hey, get out of that. down get down that would be a test of being an asshole yeah but you would have gotten the part of you unless yeah because they would have respect unless the test was will he do it they're like oh my god he did it he'll do that to us if we don't hire him do you want to be an executive prison credit so then what happened um so then i auditioned it did not go well and i did not get the role so then what happened so then they didn't this show did not go and i guess what it's you because it should have been me

because it wasn't you but then what happened then um um Catch us up to now. Like every day. Oh, I went to sleep. Okay. I woke up three weeks ago. Oh, shit. You were in a coma?

It took way less time. Oh, my coma. You did so many three days. I'm going to go to my coma. I think he's talking about his girlfriend. He keeps calling her a coma. Oh, no. She's just in a coma.

Girlfriend in a coma. Kumma and a coma. How was? Kumah in a coma. Hello, I know, hello. Oh, Morrissey, we know you suck now, but please, can you do a parody of your own song, Guma in a coma? Please, please. What did you do in Santa Barbara?

We just, it was a total, like, let's get away for a couple of days because I can't sleep. Why? Because, you know how previously on 3DM we talked about how we'd take turns, monitoring the baby. When it's my turn, I turned down the monitor really low because anything will wake me up. And I don't want to wake cool up. But you could hear her. from her room. The monitor's taking care of it. Why do you have to? No, but I turn it down so low because any, any noise, no matter how low, will wake me up.

I don't want Kulop to be walking up. Where? Goo. But when cool up, it's her turn, she turns it up all the way because she sleeps so deeply that she needs it. This is not a good system. I think you got to figure this out. You need separate bedrooms, down to Abby style. So pretty much every single day I'm woken up. But she was just like, you're really tired. Yeah, I know, but I'm glad about it. Sometimes by light, sometimes by sound. Yeah. It's like every single day I got woken up. I know. And you think like, can I just... Couldn't I just skip one day?

Can I... Oh, can you fucking imagine? I have the worst snoring right now. Skip a day. Just be asleep for one whole day. I was thinking about when I was sick or would pretend to be sick when I was young. School's not that bad, but it would just like... Oh, it'd be amazing to not go.

But just thinking about it when I was like... I encounter that it is that bad. Yeah, it's like it sucks. It sucks. If you're a kid, famously sucks. I'm saying when you're five or six. Because I remember,

I remember one time. Even that sucks. Yeah. I remember one time just pretending to have laryngitis. When you were that young? When I was that, when I was six.

I have laridias. I would be like, I can't talk. Just so I can skip school and watch TV all day. Yes. That's great. And I remember the,

I'm sure I've talked about this, but I'm not going to apologize for it, but the PBS Pledge Drive was on. Mm-hmm. And. The best. I remember them saying like, you have to call in, you have to call in. Wikipedia's like headlines are the new PBS drive.

But as a bit, I shouted to my mom in the kitchen. I'm like, we have to call in. And she came and she said, what happened to your voice? That's so funny. As if she didn't already know. We have to save them. But it's so funny to like get to catch you. Like that's so, so fun.

But a belated congratulations. Congratulations, you played yourself. Thank you so much. I just want to say I have the worst snores in the world right now. And I don't know about it at all. And they're coming out of your butt. Keeping the mic up on. I was thinking about this.

Why doesn't snoring wake you up? I don't know. How is it pot? Because my brother used to snore like fucking crazy. Like, rattle the windows. And I'm like, how is he? He's closer to it than anybody. It's almost like a white noise machine.

Yeah. Like you're just like enjoying it. It should be the way for everyone. Yeah, right. Right? I could sleep through the rain. Why can't I sleep through snoring? I know.

Snoring is horrible. I was in a relationship with someone who snored and it did sort of become like a white noise machine after a while. I mean, sometimes it was super loud. It would wake me up and I'd nudge or whatever. He does adjust me from time and time. But I've been wearing those nasal strips. Yes. And those don't always really do it.

Sometimes it seems like it's working. And other times it's not. No, no. Like me. Why don't you just cut off your nose? Okay. Despite my face? despite your face

let's not divulge into chaos here okay quoting on traitors someone said that oh yeah every once in a while someone will say and cool up and I will look at each other and say like that doesn't make sense I love one stuff like that

I really hate when people say and it happens a lot in like reality TV testimonials like where they'll say like so much like him and me is like he's like he's like you're just like like, what are you saying?

Him and me's. When I had to go get him and me's breakfast or like, it's just like, it's just stop. That stuff doesn't, the only thing that bothers me is when people get expressions wrong. And the only reason it bothers me is because, of course, I know what they mean. It's not that. It's not that I feel like they're being imprecise is that some expressions are really

good and it's like you're fucking at all. Like what's an example? If you can think of one, it might be hard to think of one. You know what? A classic one is buck naked. And people say butt naked It doesn't make any fucking sense Well your butt's naked

It actually makes more sense than buck naked No it doesn't Because buck naked Because buck naked That one episode where he was naked Which was rare because of the 24th century I thought it originated So many clothes

There's so many clothes I thought it was because you buck your clothes off like a horse That's interesting I'd like to try that I don't really think that Paul I think it's because it didn't come off No I think it's because you're naked as a buck

You're out wearing in clothes. Okay. But why buck? Why not every animal? Great question. Frog naked. Dog naked. No, some dogs wear clothes.

Oh, true. Some dogs wear clothes. But have you ever seen frogs wearing clothes? Never. Frog and Toad books. Famously. And you know what? They actually look good.

They have style. Those books are very sweet and calm. Yes. Oh, there's a new show. There's a new show. wrote on a new frog and toad cartoon. I heard that. Now, here's what I learned very recently.

Mr. Toad, like of wild ride fame. Yeah. That's not the same thing as Frog and Toad. No, and Mr. Toad is on crack cocaine. Have you been on the ride? That ride is no.

You go to hell. It's scary. That ride is too wild. It's so scary. They tell you, though. They tell you. It's on Mr. Toad's mild ride, honey. When you get in the little like

seat. Would you like wild mild. They ask if you're gonna, like when you're ordered chicken. If you choose. The mild ride is literally 10 seconds long. Just go to a semicircle and then you get out.

And if you choose wild, you have to sign your soul to the devil. Yeah. And they will take it. And at the end, she has it. Would you, would you sign your soul to the devil

if that was the only way to get into Disneyland? Um, no. No. Are you sure? What if there's the only way to get out of Disneyland? Then yes. I would know that I'd live there.

Forever? I live in the apartment where Walt Disney lived above the firehouse. Do you think that's still there? It is. I saw something about it the other day. I don't know what I was watching. And it's cool. The security camera?

He's got a ring camera. I thought about it. It's always goofy going, like, oh, look. The whole selling your soul, I don't know. Well, because here's the thing. When you have one, you're not really aware of it. It kind of feels like to,

it or leave it. I don't know if I have one. But once it's gone. Yeah. I want those grams, baby. Don't take those grams from me. Yeah. Instagrams? Yeah. Oh, you mean the seven? How many is it? 24 grams. Seven grams? I think it's more than seven. How many grams?

What is that movie where it's like? I thought it was seven. I thought it was like 24. Seven grams is a Chinese restaurant in Tustin, California. Why is it called seven grams? They sell souls exclusively. I'm going to say, Sean Penn Grams. 21 grams. Three times seven. That's right. Of course it's that many grams.

I'm keeping them. I'm keeping my grams. You want all your grams. Yeah. I don't even want to go to heaven. I want to stay in my rotting corpse. That would be fun, wouldn't it? Of course it would.

Wouldn't be fun about that? Your soul, having fun inside your dead body? Yeah. Having a ball. Yeah. So if you get buried with your soul, it just gets trapped. I imagine, right? Yeah, there's a school of thought

that you don't want to be cremated creminated. Creminated. Because what if... Don't creminate me? What if we don't have sensors to pick it up? Okay, Star Trek.

What if, I said that intentionally? Sensors. But what if you could feel things when you're dead? Horrible. And you're sitting there, you're unable to move or communicate, but you can feel things

and then they're like, well, let's put you in the other. Wait, that's the best. That's not going to happen. That's the basis for a sci-fi thing that dead people can feel everything that's happening. I feel like there's a Star Trek thing. There's an episode about this. That's terrible.

I'm trying to remember what I'm trying to remember. Captain Picard was bald. The one guy had ears. Seemed tough, but he was really a pussy. I need you to know, canonically, Captain Picard is a virgin. Did he say that? No, that was like a thing.

I would call up Tony Newsom sometimes. I'll leave her voice memo. Tony, please let everyone know. Canonically, I am of it. He's done over the shirt stuff. His own shirt. Not someone else's. Please let everyone know, Tony.

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What if we got out of town? And so the first night I was like, I'm probably not that tired. Um, I went to sleep at 9.30 and woke up at 8.30. Wow. Were you in your own room? No, no. But without, without just the, the, the monitor on, it just allowed me this. Well, now what did she stay?

Was, was Emmy here? What happened? I don't know. So that's what I'm, that's what I'm saying. My sister-in-law came and stayed with her. Yeah. And so she was on monitor duty. Yes.

And thankfully, because this was a weekend where she was coughing a lot and up quite a bit. Oh, good. You didn't have to comfort her. Yeah. The worst part of parenting. No, it was good. We just hung out at the hotel on one day we went to town and went to the funk zone. That's right.

We went to the funk zone. proud of it I googled that I don't know if I ended up there or not Oh you would know Okay so I didn't Yeah I feel you definitely know If you ended up at the funk zone

Well I was like in some area But I but I did Was it funky? What is it? I wasn't a zone Did I miss out? So the funk zone It appears to be Santa Barbara's

Attempt to Create a neighborhood Doesn't sound good That's a little more boho Sheek I guess than Santa Barbara is because you know how Santa Barbara is very maulish. Santa Barbara is very like old people and then college kids. Yeah, but there is a lot of beautiful nature.

So this was a... It's called the Funk Zone. This was a neighborhood of... When I was Googling like where to go shopping and stuff, they popped up. It was like three blocks filled with a lot of women with giant hats and babies. Funky. Okay. So I would have not fit in, but kind of fit in.

You view yourself as a cool parent. You know, this is where you, you like go to eat and go to shop. And there were a lot of, like, wine tasting bars and stuff. It's one o'clock somewhere. I don't know if I was there. It felt like that in other places, too. There was wine everywhere. I feel like if you go to a place that's called the Funk Zone, you would never forget it.

There were, there were street signs everywhere that said you were entering the Funn's zone. Oh, no! Is that true? Yes. Then I definitely didn't go there. And there was a store that had Funkzone sweatshirts and CoolUp was threatening to buy me one. And I said, I feel like the FunkZone is within me. Shut up, we're all going to buy you the sweatshirt.

This looks also some, yeah, you know what? I looked at this and I didn't care because I saw this picture and it's the same picture I see now. And it's like a store that has like cool colored file cabinets. And I'm like, no. Yeah, we bought 20 file cabinets. Oh, fun. Funky. I'm just like, I don't care.

But interesting. No, but I also can't drink wine and that's getting in the way of like a lot of... A lot of your normal daily activities. Yeah, well, like if I was going to stroll around some cool neighborhood. Getting in the way of me blacking out. I would have wine. No, it was. It was kind of like we just hung out and then we were like, well, let's go to the wine tasting thing.

I will say, okay, so we went to a wine, the wine tasting thing. If you've ever been to one of these, it's like you get, you know, five glasses for $25 a piece or whatever. So we had, the first two were great. third one tasted like water literally like water we both went this has zero taste to it so when the person comes by and goes how'd you enjoy that wine

and we looked at each other like should we just say great or are you being tricked should we just say fine and let it go or whatever but I was like to be honest it had no flavor it was just like water and she kind of went ha yeah not for everyone huh and just went like I feel like

that's an opportunity service-wise to go talk to your owner and say like, I think we got a bad batch or something like that. Yeah, at the very least I would taste like water. Taste this. You know what I mean? Like I think she should have been like... Did it smell like curious about that? No.

It just, it had trouble pouring it out of the bottle too. It couldn't come out. Because there was a stopper. So I was a little like if don't ask the question unless you want, unless you're prepared to deal with the reality of an answer. I think if you are... Absolutely. given information like that you should be curious and say, really?

I don't let me, I never want that. Not for everyone. That's not a not for everyone. If it tastes like orange and you don't like orange, that's not for everyone. Yes. I'm not a wine snob at all. The only time this is something like this has ever happened to me as we went into a wine bar. You're a wine proletariat.

Yeah, exactly. And now, being a server, I was taught about wine that I was like, why do people, you know, why do people smell the cork? why do they smell it, all that kind of stuff? And they say it's not to judge the wine, whether it's good or bad. It's to see if it is taste vinegary and has. Exactly. If it's gone off.

Yes. Yes. So we were in this wine bar. They delivered our wine. I tasted it. It was the only time in my life where I was like, oh, this is a problem. And I sent it back and the person argued with me about it. Yeah.

And said that it wasn't true. And I was like... But see, oh my gosh, I was just out. So when I was in Santa Barbara, I went out with my friend after our thing, our movie thing. Very unspecific. After her screening and she had a glass of wine. And I didn't. You want to go to Santa Barbara?

I should have gone. I should have gone. We were thinking about that time we went a couple years ago. That was fun. Yeah. We think we left our exploding kittens deck in that house. We has one. If you want to borrow it?

Oh, no, we bought another one. Is it Scots? Okay. No, we bought it after. Anyway, your story, please. Your story, your majesty. A bug floating in her wine. And I was like, get another one.

And then she felt like rude. But I was like, you have one glass of wine. There's a bug in it. You have one glass of wine in your life. And they did replace it. But then I'm like, you can't do that everywhere properly. But it was like empty. And I was like, let's get another glass.

I one time was sort of mildly and jovially shamed for having a, a bug in my wine. By whom? At an outdoor event. By some friends of my wife. Some friends were shaming? Oh, friends of James. They're making fun of you for having a bug in it or for caring that there was a bug in it.

Because we were outside. Oh, we were inside. I'm not drinking no bug. Just take it out, whatever. Take it out. They're filthy. We were inside and there was a bug. And I'm like...

You know that flies like land on shit, right? Yeah. I do. And you know, mosquitoes drink blood, right? Yeah. that's fucking crazy. Like the things these fucking things put in their mouth. This is the only thing they can eat.

Yeah. This is the only thing mosquitoes can eat. Blood. It's like, guys, there's a fatal flaw, dude. There's donuts out there. It's like other. You're drinking blood? Try something else.

Actually, for example, I just saw something about polar bears where they've been having to forage because of global warming and then have to eat birds and stuff. They normally wouldn't do that. I'm like, if you're, so mosquito, let's just say there's no blood. Yeah. So you just don't eat? Yeah. You're not even like pivot and like find something else?

Yeah. Pivot. Yeah. Pivot. Pivot. David Schwimmer was in a clip from Shark Tank that I was watching last night. He was supporting pancake mix and he was supporting. What does that mean?

I just wanted to come out and support. Celebrities have their charity. We were doing a Shark Tank update on this guy and then and they showed. Shark Tank, by the way, should update not just on the people who they have business with, but on everyone. I want to see updates on everybody. Yeah. I hate sharks so much. Oh, I watch it all time. Sharks? Well, let's talk about that. But so they, they show this guy who's now like making millions off his pancake mix business, but they show, they show his pitch and randomly David Swimmer, they cut to David Swimmer being like, this pancake mix is so good. And then he's in the room.

And then they don't show him again. So they attach Swimmer to this pitch? And this guy is an actor in Chicago and I was like, he probably does play us with David Swimmer. But I'm like, this. this is fascinating. They just like, they just popped in one line of him being like, I love this pancake mix. It's really, really good.

And then it just like, he was gone. And they never mentioned like he's friends with him or whatever. Like, I hadn't seen that episode. I had no content. Did the sharks bring it up? There was no cons.

They were just showing an old clip. And then the guy was just going like, David Swimmer pancakes. Talking about how successful is business is now. Oh, look at it. Okay. On Instagram,

long table pancakes, the best damn pancakes and waffles I've ever had. Look, now we're promoting it. Long table on Shark Tank. I'm not. I'm against it. What the hell is happening with Schwimmer in these pancakes? Why is he eating so many pancakes?

He flew to L.A. Or lives here. And went to the Shark Tank Studios. That's the weirdest part of it. Stood there and said, I love pancakes. Like, how many times do you have pancakes a year? Do you know what? I can't make pancakes.

I'm terrible at it. I can see that. Well, what's, what's wrong? I'm actually, this is something... You don't want it bad news. Maybe you need to... I'm wondering if I do. Longtable, if you want to sponsor our show.

You do. Because I love pancakes. That's right. But I'll make like 400 duds and then I'll have like one... You have a little kid. You have to be able to make pancakes for the kids. I know, but I make frozen ones all the time. How is it...

Well, not for me. When you say, are you making the mix wrong or are you cooking them on the grid? I'm cooking them wrong. And how do you do that wrong? It's like they're gooey inside. It's like they're doing it in the tub. Tell me. So you're not cooking them long.

But then they're getting burnt. Maybe your oven is too high. So I should put it on really low, but way longer than I think. Maybe. I don't know. I'm not a pancake expert. I want to try it because I'm not claiming to me. Well, my dad's going to come in town.

Maybe I don't know how to make pancakes. Here's all I know. I got me old pipe. I got me old fiddle. The sun comes up. I got cakes on the griddle. I bet your dad would tell you how. I kind of want a griddle.

Yeah, yeah, you should get a griddle. Anytime I make eggs, I'm always. thinking about the one time my dad taught me anything. No. The one time he was like, okay, this is how you got to like, you know, scrape. You got to, you got to do the edges cook. So you got to like go out.

Is this like scrambled eggs? This is any kind of egg. Any kind of eggs. Or an omelet or whatever. So like literally, I think of him telling me this every single time I ever make eggs, which is, you know. It's interesting how the brain. Yeah.

Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. I wish you would let go. and then I could be a piece. I wish my brain was separate. And I could leave it in a jar. Yeah.

I would just like to look at it. Yeah. One time I'd like to look at him. I wish I could take it. He's up there. He's up there. You can't deny it. I would love to take him out of there. Just plop him on the table and just get a good long look.

Your brain? Yeah. But what would you be able to see without him in your head? Can I say that Longtable is still in business? Why are you doing the ad? The company is only continuing to grow. I know. They made 1.25 in the last six months.

A decision they've made? Let's only grow from that one. The company has gone on to expand its product line, offering new limited edition pancake and waffle mixes such as short-run ginger cookie flavor blend. Okay, well, while we're just promoting random things, another shark tank thing, almost, this almost made me want to get another cat. It was a, and I kind of want one anyway, but it was a litter that detects pH imbalances. So if your cat is sick, it will tell you. So you want to buy a sick cat. Well, my cat had kidney problems.

problems at the end and I would have known that sooner. Right, right, right. That's very interesting. And they also have pee pads for dogs. Oh, you can piss on it and see if you have a UTI. But they have... It turns out of a UTI. It pissed on a peat.

They have pee pads for dogs that do the same thing, which is really, that's very helpful. It's very helpful. You ever thought of dogs getting UTIs? I'm sure they do. Or STD. Do dogs get chlamydia and

and herpes and she? I don't know. I guess anybody can, right? I think. Happens to the best. If you fuck it or not. I don't know if, I don't know if dogs. Oh no, Lauren tipped over.

Dogs love to use condoms. Let's see. They can't. Complete silence as we look. Yeah. Okay. Here's why I don't like Shark Tank. Okay, tell us.

I don't like. Yes, dogs the STDs. Shit. That's an answer. I don't like the. sharks themselves. I don't like the way they talk to people.

What about Mr. Wonderful? I fucking hate that guy so much. He's my most hated one. What's weird about the shark tank guys is now they're on all these ads as themselves going like, this is a good product,

this is a good product. If you're so successful, why do you have to do these ads? Or is it just purely a make, hey, well, I think it's got to be part of the deal, right? No, it's not ads for stuff that they've, oh.

They're like, you know, hi, it's Mr. Wonderful. And I'm, you know, talking about this thing or whatever. just money. It's just like, because I'm sure they get gobs of money to give an endorsement because of the show. And at that point, what do you care? Just get, just pile it on. Yeah. Yeah. You're already a soulless creep. Go ahead. And we'll get back to Shark Tank in a minute. But we don't have to. Then another ad that I saw

recently was, was, you know, the person from flip or flop, the Christina Hall. No, what's that? She really was the divorce couple. I realize something else I don't like about it. Okay. It was the divorce couple. You had Terect. or tar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they got divorced, but they still continue doing the show or whatever. Musa.

But so she's, she's... One got custody of flip, the other got custody of flop. But so she's doing an ad for showers or something, right? And he's doing bath? But this is how the commercial starts. She walks in and goes, hi, it's Christina again. This is like my problem with curious, this is my problem with curious George books. What do you mean?

What do you mean again, Christina? Set it up. Like we've never spoken. It's also like on love is blind. Uh-huh. She goes, I'm Vanessa Lechay. And obviously I'm Nick Lachey. And you just go, obviously, I'm Nick Lachet.

That's bold. It's just like, well, then obviously she's Vanessa. And obviously this is love is blind and obviously. Like I just was always like, that's. But it seemed to me like it was the, it wasn't her doing it. It was the producer of the commercial kind of wanting to be like, yeah, you're always talking to her, right? This is just another example of this.

She's always popping up. Like gaslighting us into thinking that like she's always around or something. I don't know. It was very strange. It's very odd. Hi, it's Christina again. Here's what else I don't like about Shark Tank. Okay.

And I just realized this now. The fact that it's on video makes it somehow worse. What do you mean on video? So it's not shot on film like Newhart? Yeah. Or like Top Chef or, you know, like shows like that. Like there's a lot of them that are kind of filmish, you know. It's like a stage presentation.

Yeah, there's like too live the feeling. It's too. like, yeah, I don't like it. I don't like Shark Tank. Okay, I think I get what you mean. I don't like watching the presentations of these dumb people. The worst part of it is is you have a million dollar idea

and you want to go on, but you hate the show somewhere. And you keep sinking all your own money into it. Yeah. And your idea is what, a tank for sharks? Yeah. So God's fallacy. I keep buying sharks. So your idea is what?

A giant tank for all these sharks? Yeah. Sometimes I find it interesting when they go off on somebody where like sometimes they'll be like really they'll like let's say for instance like the person challenges the offer. Yeah. Sometimes they allow them to do that. Other times they go, you're kind of losing this.

Because when they don't allow it, they're so condescending to the people and it's like I, this is, it really bugs me. Like your idea is so stupid and here we are offering you money for it and you're counteracting us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like don't they have the right to be like, I'd rather give you 25% than 33% or whatever. And like the shark is like, no.

No. And it's like or they'll be like the person's challenging it. And then like the other sharks who are already out are going like, you shouldn't be doing that. You shouldn't be. They should let us be judges. But you know what else? It's like I want to be a shark.

There's a thing where so the person gives their presentation like, yeah, but who wants this? Why do they, you know, who cares? It's like, well, why is this person even on the show? Right. Like I don't want this is unpleasant to watch. I find it pleasant to watch. So you don't like American Idol

when they would have bad singers on. I hated that. Yeah. Well, that's the only reason anyone watched. That was a different time, I feel. That was a different time. I don't feel that we as a culture want to do that the same way we did 20 years ago where it was like funny.

No, I feel like it's so. I mean, do they still do it? No, American Idol is a feel good show now where everyone who comes on has like an inspirational story. I feel we've gone so far on the other side that it would be fresh again to have. a Simon being like, you suck. The last shark tank I saw.

It is funny, I guess. It is good. You suck. Did they ever come out and say that? Oh, yeah. They would be like, you're fucking tariff. And they would sometimes be like, what are we even doing here and get mad at the producers? Oh, yeah.

Because the producers are intentionally sending them with these people who suck. It's like, you know why. Yeah. I know. That's not news to me. You're the producer. You're one of the people in charge. It's kind of funny.

Like, when you're leading that person in, you're going to like, now he's going to hate this. We watched some Shaktank in a hotel room and there was this. So you hate it so much you're watching it in a hotel room. It's just all right. It's the only thing. It's the only thing on hotel TV. We went and we checked in a hotel to watch it. Lauren dropped in orange.

It's a Mandarin. I don't care. So. So this woman, it was two women that had this, this new baby changing station, like the kind you have. For like a public restroom. Yes, exactly. And the idea was that this was a self-cleaning station. So after you would install in restrooms or that one would bring to each.

No, no, it would be installed in restrooms and you, you know, you close the lid before you use it and it sanitizes the thing. And it's a great idea. And they pointed out, yeah, but you're not going to be able to. to get the people that need to buy it to buy it. Like for the people that would use it, of course, of course they would love this. Yes, but the, but for like an airport or a restaurant or a mall or whatever.

It's too expensive. It's too expensive, so they're not going to buy it. Right. And that was interesting at least, but it sucked to watch these women as we told like, your dreams are dad. It's not a good idea or whatever. I don't know.

I just, I really don't like it. I find it very unpleasant. Do you know, a lot of men's rooms still don't have baby changing stations. And that's insane. But someone was, I think it was Eric Swalwell or what or Soloward. Or something. Rocky from Mask, I think was saying this.

Was saying that they were. Original Martin McFly, I think. They were going to try to make it make a law where every bathroom, every public restroom had to have a baby changing station. I was like, that's too. I mean, these little tiny ones and like tiny restaurants, come on. Well, if it's a tiny restaurant, of course I'd have a tiny one. Like for a tiny baby?

Yeah. I feel like. If your baby is big, don't go in there. It's kind of the same as having a toilet. Like it's another type of person who needs a place to change their day. I have one of those. I have a toilet. But I'm saying like, go on.

You have a toilet. We'll buy your idea. We have toilets. Great. All right. We have to take a break. I feel like late summer is the perfect time to take a look at what's working in your closet. That's right, that's me going in your closet.

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capable device required, availability, speed, and coverage varies. C mintmobile.com. And we're back and you know what time it is? What time is it, Paul? I love saying these words. It's time to play a three-church. Whoa. A three-cher is a game that we like to play.

You send them in and then we say we like... Sorry. That's all right. I understand. I was trying to help. I know. I got it. I get it.

I get why you did that. If you would like to send us a three-shirt to play on the show because you get to listen to us play it, why are we doing this? Why do we do what? let them submit. No, why do we have three churs? Oh, well, it's always been a huge part of the show. It's everyone's favorite part of the show.

That's why. People are like, please. I skip ahead to the three chriech. Do we want to change it? No. There you go. No, nothing will ever change. That's why.

Okay. It's like asking why does David Schwimmer like pancakes? Because they're good. Because it's the best ones you ever had. Mm-hmm. That's why. Hi, it's Christina again. If you would like to send us three-cher, why don't you like to say it's, why don't

you write to us at 3WSAGmail.com and send us a game. Like a game you play the car, a parlor game if you're old-fashioned in that way. And we'll play it like this one that was sent to us by Kevin H. Kevin H. Being very cagey about that last night. Hi, Kevin. Maybe he's an alcoholic. Maybe it's Hitler.

That would be a drag. That would be such a bummer. Do you remember Hill Street Blues, the TV show? I do, yeah. Guy with a pipe. Oh yeah, James B. Sicking. He was like a sort of SWAT guy. Ordinary people.

Oh, he was in that? I believe so. I've never seen it. Paul hasn't seen. I guess you should have him on. No, we already did that up. Yeah, you see it. But there was a, there was a storyline.

So why don't you do it? I'm busy. There was a storyline at some point where one of the cops was going, was trying to be the agent to this comedian. And the comedian was played by Terry Kaiser, Bernie, of Weekend of Bernie's. Okay. And he had. Does Bernie talk in that movie ever? Or is he dead from the story?

I think in the very first movie he talks before he dies. Right. Yeah. I don't recall. And then he talks at the very end of the second movie to say, we all had a lot of fun, but stay safe out there. Hey, everybody's writing letters to me saying, are you really dead? But so this comedian had narcolepsy and would fall asleep on stage.

Oh, is that part of the bit? But then his name also was Vic Hitler Jr. Oh, what? I remember this. Yes, I remember this. And that's fake name? His stage name, right? That was the character's real name.

Real name, right, right, right. The characters. Vic Hitler Jr. I started watching LA Law because I had never seen any episode, so I've watched 10 episodes of the first season or whatever. How did the theme song go to LA Law? BAMBAM BAN BAN BORBOR. Okay. Yes.

That is what I was thinking. But I find it fascinating that Corbin Bernson because it was really good in a pilot for him to be a divorce lawyer and they got to do like CD and he's giving terrible advice and all that. And then they ran out of storylines. I think three episodes in of him being a divorce lawyer. So they turned him into an entertainment lawyer guy. Oh my God.

He's like, I'm really getting into it. entertainment law. But it's not an entertainment law business. Right. It's a just LA law business. So it's really weird to have one entertainment law guy. I don't remember anything about that show. What butterfly was it? Butterfly. The Venus butterfly? Venus butterfly? Remember? Do you know what this is, Lauren? No. Some sex things. Yeah. So, so the kind of nebishy guy is told a sex technique. called the sex sneak a sex sneak case called the Venus butterfly or whatever and it's like

this will you put your legs behind your head this will drive women crazy or whatever and then he tries it on Jill Eikenberry that night whom he was actually married to

so it's not weird oh in real life yeah in real life so even the characters are allowed to do it and so cut to the aftermath of it

and she's like I've never had anyone do anything like that to me and he's like well I'd love to do it again sometimes But anyway, who cares about what happens afterwards.

But he played bagel and tinmen. Everyone was, oh, that's right. Everyone was like my roommate, Bagle. I have parties. But everyone was like, what is the Venus butterfly? What is the Venus butterfly? And what is it? They made it up.

Yeah. And but they, but it's some sort. Why wouldn't you assume that? Yeah. It's some sort of oral sex. Weirdos. All right. Okay.

I think it's where the guy puts his legs behind his head. and then he like kind of crawls around the room on his butt. Yeah. Scoots around on his butt. Yeah. Like something out of hereditary or something. That's what I think it is. All right.

Thank you, Kevin H. for submitting this. My name is, parentheses, and I like. My name is. The first player introduces themselves to the second as a memorable character. Simply by saying, my name is, example. My name is John Smith and I like swimming. Splash, splash. It's not memorable.

What? Should I stop? Yes. Bad example. What did I just? say, do you remember? My name is something I like swimming splash splash. John Smith.

John Smith? You remember. Okay. I go for bread. Container of milk and a stick a butter. Okay, so it's memorable in that sense. Man person, camera, woman, TV. It's not like, my name is Napoleon Dynamite and I like doing the dance on stage.

Honestly, it can be that. Okay. Go on. If it were the same thing every time, my name is John Smith and I like swimming, it wouldn't be much of a game. It's an important thing. The second player introduces both the first character. and themselves to the third part. Oh, right.

His name is John Smith and he likes swimming splash splash. My name is Taylor Swift and like eating apples, chomp, chomp. Okay. New characters continue to be introduced like this in a circle until someone is forgotten. Names are so hard. Let's turn. Names are so hard. Yeah.

But that's why you make them memorable. Okay. Let's do it. Oh, they have to, because John Smith, I don't think is a memorable name unless you're. It's a fucking example, dude. Unless you're named that and then it is. if you met somebody named John Smith you would not forget it because the name is so bland

apologies to any John Smith apologies to most John Smiths not all you're right some of them got to be dicks right it reminds me a teacher's lounge when you know like every when people come on bang bang everyone picks like a crazy name you know and so I pick Jim Smith

to be the character but then his name is actually Jimnasium and then Smithsonian because he was born Born in the gymnasium in the Smithsonian. Did that just come out or you planned that? I can't remember. I bet you planned it. You're a little devil.

I don't know. All right. The forgotten character then wins a point and begins introducing themselves to a new circle. New circle. New circle. New circle. We don't think we have friends like do this with us. Can we phone a friend?

There's multiple circles. I think that it would start anew. Are we able to pull the audience? I see what you're saying. You can pull the audience. I mean, that's not in there. I'm calling that. Okay.

Good. Yeah. My name is Oprah Winfrey and I love bread. Hump hump hump. Her name is Oprah Winfrey and she loves bread. Homp hump hump. My name is Georgina Willemima and I love riding my tricycle. Her name is Georgina Wilhelmah and she likes riding her tricycle. We are, we are. My name is Canoodle-Boodle, and I like to play a gazoo. Aren't you supposed to say my eyes well? It's just the previous person. No, I'm introducing me and me, him and me, to you. I wasn't listening to what you just said because I was really worried that you were.

Wait, do I say all, wait a minute. I don't know. I was confused on it as well, but. It's like, it's like you only have to remember one thing. So then I'm introducing. Oprah went free. you Oprah Winfrey and Willamina Manina To you who are now you're a new person

Yeah okay all right Let's start over because I hate this Paul you hate the three jurors I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding My name's Jazzy Paz and I love Paz Click Click Her name is Jazzy Paz And she likes Pez click click

My name is is Ingrid Jones. And I love bags. Crinkle, crinkle. Her name is Ingrid Jones. She loves bags, crinkle, crinkle. And her name is jazzy pads. And she loves pads.

Click, click. My name, of course, is Tommy Noodles. And I love dynamite. Bambang! His name is Tommy Noodles. He loves dynamite, bang, bang. Her name is... Fuck!

I literally have no fucking glades. Ingrid Jones. You didn't know. What? And she'll, Ingrid Jones, she has bags, crinkle, crinkle. And her name is Jazzy Paz and she loves Paz, click, click. And my name is Sylvester Stallone and I love Rocky Run Run Run. I guess he did run up those steps.

Famously. His name is Sylvester Stallone and he loves Rocky Run Run. This dude is someone I don't have any idea, has never introduced himself to me. So why should I even know his name? Oh, good loophole. Meanwhile, my name is Ingrid Jones. Uh, loves bags, crinkle, crinkle. And this is Jazzy Pez.

Pazzy Pez? Pizzy Piz. And loves Pez, click, click. This is horrible. And then my name is Wharton B. Threithford. Shut off. This sucks.

This sucks. What about? What about we do, I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing and then you do. Oh, no, not this again. No, you do. You do. I famously could not get this one. But it's alphabetical, A, B, C, D.

Okay. I don't remember. Remind us how to do it again? So you say, we're going to picnic and I'm bringing an apple. And then you say, I want to pick up an apple and a banana. Oh, God. And you're going, I'm going to pick an apple, banana and a cantalib. Can I just say very quickly, sorry, apologies to Kevin H?

The H stands for, Hey, boy. It did not work out. That was really hard. It was really hard. It's a great idea, but we couldn't do it. Maybe, Paul, you were right that it was just, it should have just been the two people. Well, I think it'd be easier with more people. Oh, yeah.

Because you're hearing it repeated more times. I think you're crazy. I feel like they played this in Asteroid City. Oh, we tried to play that. Did we? Yes. All right. But that was legit.

That was actual names. And there was no sound effects. Start us off with the. I think this game would have been better with. people different than us who were not as hungry. Yeah. Yeah. We are very hungry right now.

I'm ready to eat. All right. So do you want to try the picnic thing? Yeah. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce. I'm going on a picnic and how do I phrase this? And I'm bringing applesauce and...

I'm bringing applesauce and banana bread. Oh, double B. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread and corn on the cob. I'm going to picnic. I'm going to bring applesauce banana bread, corn on the cob, and dicks. I'm going on a picnic. She is hungry.

I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, and egg salad. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing applesauce banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, egg salad, and fire. I'm going on a picnic and I bring applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, egg salad, fire and Grover from Sesame Street. I'm going on a picnic. I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cobs, dicks, egg salad, fire, Grover from Sesame Street, and, uh, why can I not think of any word that starts with age? You got it.

A hoverboard. I'm going on a picnic. I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread. corn on the cob. Dix. Egg salad. Fire. Grover from Sesame Street. Hoverboard, please. One. And I.

Me. Oh. I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Applesauce, banana bread, corn on the cob, Dix. Eggs. Clearing your throat just to lubricated to get it ready.

Egg salad. Egg salad. Fire. Salad. Grover from Sesame Street. Hoverboard. And I. and jelly beans black only i'm going on a picnic i'm bringing applesauce banana bread corn on the cob dicks egg salad fire

uh grover from sesame street a hoverboard i me jelly beans black only and canishis i'm going on a picnic i'm bringing applesauze banana bread Corny Cobb, Dix, egg salad, fire, Grover from Sesame Street, a hoverboard an eye, jelly beans, black only, canishes and

Landlakes, margarine. I'm going on a picnic. I'm bringing applesauce, banana bread, corn on a cob, dicks, egg salad, fire, Grover for Sesame Street. Hoverboard. I'm me.

Jelly beans, black only conditiones. Landlakes butter. Mm-hmm. What? Landlakes butter. Landlakes butter. Stop to hate it.

I'm out. Margarine. Margarine. That shouldn't count because you said the L part. Land-L like. Do you have to be word perfect on this? Landlakes Margarine and and McKenzie Phillips Memoir.

Double M's. I'm going on a picnic. I'm bringing applesauze, banana bread, corn on the cob, dicks, egg salad, fire, Grover from Sesame Street, a hoverboard. I'm me. Jelly beans, black only,

canishes, Landlakes, Margarine. and McKenzie Phillips's memoir and nothing else. I'm going to picnic. I'm bringing apples. Thank you. Sauce. Oh, it's sauce for them.

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