Threedom - Threevisiting: Howl-at-the-Moonlet

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

Threevisiting on the Tues: Lauren, Paul and Scott discuss friendships, getting rid of clothes, and play Kind of Like Name That Tune But Only With 2 Lyrics and No Betting.  Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Unlock every episode of THREEDOM and THREEMIUM, ad-free, on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/merchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good times we've had screaming together. Yeah. Oh, no. And now Lauren's dead. No. Inhaled a crumb or something. No. A crown?

Like a king's crown? Yeah. A crumb from somewhere within my mouth. Ode to Paul's job. You know, like a piece of air. Yeah, I do. You know what it's like. A piece of air.

A piece of air. Have used you watch the batch? Have used you watched it on? Yes, you were texting me during it. I know. I was going to bring it up. I'm saying we're a little bit... I haven't watched a single episode,

but I did tune in for the finale. Wow. Which was something I said to myself at the start that I might tune in for the finale, just to see what's what. Absolutely. And honestly, that was plenty. Plenty.

Because you got it. I got it. I got what everyone's deal was. They give you a lot of information and backstory every time. Previously, on The Bachelor. Yeah. Yeah. So I was texting you during the finale,

and it was very, it was almost annoying enough just to watch the end when you see the way people get hurt. Well, it's like why doesn't everyone when they're watching a sports, why don't they just watch the last 60 seconds? Well, yeah. I actually have always felt that. When you're watching a sports,

yeah, watch the last 60 seconds. I want all sports to be tied. Basketball games, if it's not, if it's not close in the last 60 seconds, why do you even watch it anyway? So just only watch sports that is close in the last 60 seconds.

And then it'll be really exciting for 60 seconds. We should get that big lollipop. I like to lick it. And it's actually been licked. It sucked down pretty fast. It's down pretty far. Yeah, it was very sad, though. The girl who got rejected, that was just rough.

I mean, of course, it's fun not to know anyone's name and not know what's going on. Yeah. I feel the way about everything. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to know anyone's name. I don't know what's going on. Yeah.

Reality recap, yeah, are you watching Love is Blind, New Season? Yes, I have watched it. And it's fascinating. Can I say we had dinner with some friends of ours recently who... That's like your own little reality show. Oh, my God. Did anyone film it? We were all filming.

We were all putting our phones in each other. Are you going to edit it together? I'm not going to assume it's going to happen. You're going to hire an editor. I'm going to put all the four. Send all the stuff on a big. I'm going to put all the four phones in a bag together, put it in the fridge and see what happens. Yeah.

Get really cold. These were two people when we were having that part of life, which is now is very common, where you talk about what you're watching or whatever. Yeah. They surprised us. These were not people I ever thought would say this. they're watching love is blind. It has permeated the culture,

and it is getting to people who wouldn't normally do such a thing. Do you think I'm going to end up watching this show? I think it's worth it for you to throw on episode one. Let's just, why don't we watch episode one right now? That'd be great. Okay. Okay, here we go.

For you, it's going to be like no time has passed at all. Oh, no, well, let's watch episode one right now. Let's watch it. Let's turn it on. Hey, so, welcome to the pod. Do you live here? I mean, have I lived here? I'm out.

It's pretty fun. But, you know, one thing that I think comes up a lot online about it is like, why is everyone all done up when they're sitting in a pot in the person? Because they're on camera. I know. But wouldn't it be nice? Wouldn't it be nice if they weren't done? Yeah. Just to see them in their normal casual clothes, no makeup, don't worry about your hair or whatever.

Because it's like. And that's, to me, that's the sexiest way a woman can be. It's just in sweats. I like when a woman's disgusting. Yeah. And well, because you're sitting there. Smelling bad? Uncomfortable for no reason in like a short dress and high heels and stuff.

You don't need to be doing that. In a weird, empty room. Yeah. There was a commercial where I forget what it was. It was maybe for like FedEx or something. No, please. Okay. Okay.

Rest and piss. Sorry. But this was for some shipping company or something. And then, um, It concluded with, the idea was it's so easy. It's, you know, it's all done so fast. You don't have to worry about anything. And there's a woman to do it when I send a package.

I'm just constantly worrying until it gets there. Packages freak me out. Yeah. Packages freak me out, man. I can't sleep. Oh, my God. I have stress dreams about packages. But so this, so this woman's doing a VO and at the end show.

Voiceover, if you're not in the biz. Gotta tell people. And then. And that's a voice that goes over the image. But you can't see the action. I know all voices technically are over the images. But this is an unseen voice. Yeah, like God.

Yeah. You don't think of voices coming out of people. You think of them as being over the image of the person. Of the image silently mouthing along. Yeah. So this voiceover is saying at the end and then you're on the couch and your comfy pants. And the way she said comfy pants, it sounded like puffy pants to me. Whoa.

And I heard that way for the longest time. I was like, why is puffy pants? And you, I bet you're thinking like, puffy pants must be a thing that people are talking about that I don't know about yet. I need to get puffy pants. And then Janie said, oh, no, she's saying comfy pants. And then I was just like mad. Because it was like, it was like, at her, it was like at yourself.

At her or everyone. And the world. Yeah. It was like one of those earworms you get that's not a song. Yeah. But it's just like a person saying a thing. Yeah. But that said, we should.

make freedom puffy pants. Okay. Okay, what are they? This is a good question. We have the chance to decide. We are the ones in charge here. We will be the architects of the puffy pant. Look, number one.

I think it's got to be sort of like a like a puffy coat, like a north face. Sort of like what the Pope wore. Oh, the Valencia. Yeah. So, so pants like that. Now can they be. Balegged it to you. Valencia.

Can they be above the knee? Can the hem be above the knee? Why would you? Now, who's put it? on puffy pants that are above the knee. Puffy Caprice? To lay on the couch. Above the knee.

Oh, above the knee? I think you're putting on full length. Shorts. Those are short. You're right. You're right. They got to be down below the length. Wide leg.

They shouldn't be tight. No. They're going to be puffy. Yeah. Right. Okay. So what color are they? Oh, any color.

And how do they have three? Oh, every color of the rainbow. How do people know the red and white? Anything that I can see. All are brushes in my side. Such a fucking song. These are the types of people. Red, yellow, black, white.

The end. We're all very dumb. Didn't really clue polka dot. These days, boy, anything goes. Oh, my God. I watched a documentary that was really good. Really? What was it about?

About love being blind? It was broken up into eight hours. It's called the volcano. Have you heard of this? There was a volcanic eruption in 2019 in New Zealand that was actually terrifying. Kea Oura. To people who are around it or dressed in Jen?

Yeah, and to everyone. But many people were injured and killed by this. Lord of the Rings were terrified. But we didn't hear about it really. Well, here's what I'll tell you. I learned about this. I had heard about it somewhere and then I heard about it again. So that's what drew me to watch it last night.

Three times usually it takes in order for something to solidify. Yeah. I heard it. Puffy pants. Puffy pants. Oh my God, they appeared. I heard it referenced on a podcast, I think. And then I heard it on Rosie O'Donnell has a new podcast that I was listening to.

And her guest was Rory Kennedy, who's a documentary filmmaker. And she made the film. I don't like you listening to podcasts that aren't this. Yeah, I know. We've thought about that before. But I will do it. And I listened to this podcast. I remember when you said to Scott, I don't want your life.

Yeah. Yeah, I was crying. Yeah. But anyway, Rory Kennedy made the documentary. And so I was like, well, let me check this out. You can't just say Rory Kennedy. She's a documentary filmmaker. It's what he said.

But she's also a Kennedy. Oh, Kennedy Kennedy. Yeah. Harvard. Yeah. And the first thing people think of when they think of Kennedy. The story, well, because Rosie was like, why didn't I hear about this? And then she was kind of explaining she didn't really hear about it at the time.

She had the kush balls still. Rosie. On the podcast. She does throw them like into the mic every kind of few words. Oh, so you hear like a soft thump and kush ball. Cool. And anyway, it was said that there was a lot of stuff going on an American news cycle. at that point.

So it wasn't really breaking through much. But then it's crazy when you, I think it's, I recommend it's on Netflix and it's just a wild. I don't want to give, you know, tell you the whole story because it's, it's probably an hour and a half.

And what was the time? Can we get that down to 45 minutes? You can if you just skip around, I guess, but that's a little bit disrespectful. Should I skip around in order or make it like Pulp Fiction? I would say watch the first 45 and then you can kind of reduce. Just stop.

Yeah. Okay, cool. No. watched the whole thing. It was really good. What was the time frame? And I wanted to take place? 2019. End of 2019. It was not long ago. Right before the pandemic though. So I think it was like chaos.

Oh, because it was all like the pre- because people were like, oh, the pandemic coming. We got to get ready. And what they were saying there was a big, a lot of Trump stuff at that time. That was actually the focus. Yes, yes, yes. But it's really crazy.

It was people, it was tourists going to visit a volcano, like a, Yeah. I mean, how many times does this happen to you? You go on vacation to your volcano. Well, yeah. You go on a vocation. So it's a like sort of excursion that, you know,

we could have done something like that in Hawaii when we were, people wanted to go on a helicopter. That's right. It's just something that went awry. But the core four didn't. Yeah. Well, we didn't want to go to a helicopter. We did not want to.

And then they ended up being canceled, right? The helicopter was too windy or something. Too windy. Yeah. I don't think anyone should go on a home. And we had a nice dinner. We had a nice conversation. We were in the core four.

That was a great night. It was a great night. Yeah. Because Kulap, the Korpor, of course, if you don't know, was Kulap. No, that was the night they went to see the manor rays or whatever. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. And we didn't want to do that either. That's what ended up happening. Yeah, we didn't want to do. I think there was only four people who went up, went to do the helicopter. That was a different story. Because I think that was tall John, Nora, Tim. The snore for.

Oh, my God. I have to text in that. I know it's eight years too late. We're on a text thread every day with these people. That's right. And there's no statute of limitations. From one trip that we all took. Yeah.

Do you agree? Isn't it kind of impressive that we have a text chain that's still going this whole time? Yeah. And then it's led to we have those nice dinners now. It's a yearly tradition, which is really nice. Here's what people should do if they're listening. Text random people. You'll get a great friendship out of it.

You'll go to dinner with them. Start a group chain with people. That's how we met. We consider ourselves random. people. People don't know how we met. It's so strange. I don't think we've ever talked about it on this show. No, we met but we all texted each other by accident. I texted my best friends and family and invited them to Thanksgiving. Turns out I actually was texting all of you guys. Yeah. We did the exact same thing. Yes. At the same time. And so we all showed up and we were all like, where are our friends and family?

Yeah. And it took us like five hours until we figured out that they weren't coming. Yeah. And it was like a twilight zone where we were all in a room together. other and we were one by one, we were getting suspicious and accusing each other of things. Yeah. It turned out we were all in heaven. Yep. And it sucked. So we came back down here to Earth and we started this podcast.

And the rest is her story. Yep. It is her story. Or their story. Okay. Or history. There still has to be room for it to be history. What?

There still has to be room for it to be history. Okay. Jesus. I'm defending men. You're a men's right activist now. I love men. And I want them to have whatever they want. Which, by the way, is everything.

Yeah. I love men. I'm excited for just like that season two. I'm so excited. When does that come out? I don't know, but I saw one of those HBO trailers where it's like, here's all the shit that's coming up. Are you serious as a trailer? No, there's just like little scenes.

It's like little scenes of everything. It's like waiting time. We've talked about, I think the photos of Aiden and Carrie in the street. And I was just like, what's going to happen? John Corp. I was like, what's going to, DJ on, what's going to happen? All things I've not seen. Big Fat Greek Wedding.

You don't remember him from Lucky the billboard that I saw? You obviously have to do Big Fat Greek Wedding for your podcast. Okay, let's do it. Whatever. When do you have a weekend free? I don't do podcasts on the weekend. Okay, so we'll do it tomorrow. It's a good rule.

Tomorrow's a weekend. It's not a rule that I have, but I should make that one. It's an unspoken rule that I break all the time. Yeah, exactly. I feel People speak it a lot to me That's a classic though For you to throw up on there

Yeah do it To throw up during What? No to throw up on the on the old Oh yeah yeah All right we'll do it We'll do it at some point in the next two weeks No we won't

You will No you have to If you bring it up That's not the During a show You are duty bound But I have like eight already That I'm on a list

I know And you haven't even followed up On a single one Oh I'm sorry It's my fault Well but she can't I'm not gonna initiate Yes, it's your watch that.

I need to be more aggressive with you. But you think that I should call you and make, can we record your podcast? I really want to be your podcast. That's how I book on every show. No, no, no, no. People call me up and say, please. Please do one this week.

Are you going to really? People just call and go, are you going to release a podcast? I really hope you do. I would never record another episode, but people, too many people beg me to do it. Wow. Are you ever going to have either one of us on CBBFM

or do you feel like you have enough time with us with this. Well, I would love it. I don't like to bother you to do stuff. Oh, yes, you do. I have a bunch of stuff that you could sign right behind me. No! It's always signing.

I know. I have like... What's in there? Now I have 700 books I have to sign. Jesus Christ. So... What is the fuck is wrong with you? Feel free to join in.

Those page inserts for the book? Yeah. It's really just these little cards? Yeah, they paste them into the books. What's the A? For Ackerman? No, it's for the company. Yeah.

Anyway, the company we keep. When you're talking in your sleep? The book will, well, when this episode is out, it will be out in like 10 days from then. Because this episode comes out on the 13th. It comes out on the 25th. 12 days from now. Oh, my God.

It's the 12 days of this episode. Yes, the 12 days of the book. Are you really going to sign those right now? No, I'm just looking at them. But I would love to have you, Paul, on CBBFM. I was actually thinking about it this morning. I would love to do it. Yeah, I think you'd be great.

I really enjoy that show. Oh, great. Wow. And Lauren. I mean, I fast forward through your monologue. Yeah, of course. Everyone does that. Lauren, I'm not going to bother you to do it.

That's great. We have so many Scott hasn't seen. I'd love to do it. I'd love to do it. I'd love to do whatever you want. I don't want. Well, no, I like to do podcasts. And you're getting more.

back into the screen. I am. I am. I'm getting more. Because you had two babies for a while. You had Holly and you had Nicole with the other show. We had newcomers. It was a lot. And doing a podcast really is a lot. Especially one where you have to watch three-hour movies. That's what really gets to. Yeah. Yeah. They were all three-hour movie. I know. Except for the Tyler Perry. Well, so I mentioned this on Doe Boys, but Chris Cole for who I met at Naomi Eck Peregrine's wedding suggested Batman for the next season. And I actually thought that made sense though. As long as you do an episode for every episode of the television show. Yeah, we would, obviously.

It'd be like a 70 episode. Three years, if I'm guessing. That's why. It was like, it burns so brightly. If it was 70 episodes, I just crushed that. Was it? Let me see. The shit that, that lasted in three channel days,

it's wild. I know, I know. Like, this is a big hit. Everybody watched it. It was three, three seasons, but you want to know how many episodes they did? How many? Yes. 10 each or something? Guess.

Oh, I mean, 10 each. So 30? My actual, was 70, but I'm saying 30. You're saying 30. What's, what's, what's, three seasons, um, probably. Or it's going to like way more over, uh, I'm going to say, yeah, I'll say like 70. No, I'm going to say 100.

You're saying, okay, but you can't go over. 90. So you're saying 90 and you're saying 71? Yeah. 120. Lauren, you win. Nice. In three years, they did 120.

They did 60 in one season. I was going to say it wouldn't make sense for it to only be 10. That's nuts. 60 episodes in a season? Here's what I think happened. It was like they did one season of 34. It was so pop and became such a like phenomenon. What season of 34?

They then did 60 and then they only did 26 the third season and it got canceled. So I think like everyone was over it by third season. That's nuts. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Do you feel like that would drive me crazy to do Batman? I've seen some.

Well, every episode of this of the Batman series is exactly the same. I'm not doing every episode of the Batman series. I'm not doing every episode of the Batman series. do maybe one of the series. No, no, you should do the Batman is the 66 movie because that's a 90 minute. Okay, so just Batman movies. Otherwise, then we're getting in the Batman cartoon. That gives you all of the Batman of that era that you need. So you do the 66 Batman. It sounds hard. It sounds hard. 89, 92 or one, whichever it was, then 95, 97. And then the three

Christopher Nolan's. And then the recent one, you have nine episodes. right there. And then you could do a cartoon here and there if you wanted to. Or we could do erotic fan fiction, which we love to. Honestly, to me,

that sounds like a drag. To me, it doesn't, I mean, the entire thing is hard. The best season he ever had was the Tyler Perry season. Yeah.

Because it's a variety of stuff. The problem with the Batman idea is that, first of all, he's a weird guy. He's weird. But it's also, there's a lot of resetting the character

and going back to those things. Tell the same fucking story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus it's like, well, what if you just did one of each of the directors? So 66 Batman, then do a Tim Burton, then do a Schumacher. Well, it could pair with Batman. And then do what could pair with Batman?

Is it Batman? A nice rose? So and so. And you do like the Batman thing and then you do like this thing. You can do Batman Superman so that you. Oh, because I forgot about those. Rewin. Batman Superman fucking around.

I would sing that constantly when Batman v. Superman came out. Oh, my God. It was in my head all the time. Fuck it around. I just don't know. You could do Batman Superman because then you have, you can do like one of each of the directors of Batman. You could do one of the directors of Superman and then meet up with Batman v. Superman.

I mean, that's kind of cute. We'll see. I mean, it sounds hard. Couldn't be. Why are you even bothering? The fans won. Oh, the fan. We love the fans.

No, you know, because we. Don't know. I don't know. I mean, like, It's either that or I do some improv or something. Are you looking for stuff to do? I don't know. I don't know if that's true or not.

I mean, I'm available if that's what you mean. But I don't know that I'm looking to just add things to the plate. I want to like, I want some fun things to happen, but I don't know. Why don't you come babysit? See, I already babysit all day. And that's called it. Being a mummy. Yeah.

Well, look, if you have your podcast ideas, send them to, through meosa at gmail. Or are you going to say for me to send it to CBG World? If you have your podcast ideas. Submit my ideas to you. Yeah, yeah. And I'll judge them. Great.

All right, we have to take a break. Bye. And we're back. Yeah, we really are. And you're welcome back to the most listenable podcast. A real page turner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like you want to hear every second. You're like, when you're listening to one second, you wonder what's going to happen in the next second and that second. Usually with podcasts, I listen. I listen and after one second I turn it off and I go, do I want to listen? Yeah, you could have seen how they intro. And then I play another second.

I usually hear, I'll hear the theme song and then I'll hear like how they say hello. And then from that I'm kind of deciding. And then I might read the list of like who the guest is. Sometimes I'll talk to friends. I'll say, did you like this? Should I continue past this one second? Yeah. Well, I've been begging to join my podcast group where we all listen to the same podcast

and then we discuss it. At the same time, yeah. Yeah, we all just talk at the same time. And I do a podcast about the podcast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Taint the experiment. Yeah. We all listen to a podcast and then we do a different podcast.

We get together. We never mention the other podcasts. We do each do our own podcasts about other things. Yeah, and then you layer them on top of. Yeah. People hate it. Okay. Yeah.

It's unlistable. Do you ever, do you know, but what? I remember watching, speaking of page turners. I remember reading. And Paige Davis, of course. We're always speaking of her. We still haven't heard. In subtext.

Yeah. Still haven't heard. But she saw us a couple of weeks. Tick-Tock. And Paige, I want you to understand that even if you didn't like the schedule that we placed out for you. It's under discussion. It's up for negotiation. And we'll be really, really happy to have it here.

Now, we won't give you any more, but we can give you less. No, it won't change. But we can discuss what you don't like about it. And if you don't like it, your other alternative is to lump it. That's right. Lump it. Like it or lump it. Whoa, what does that mean?

Oh, Lauren. Lauren. I know love it or listed. You don't know. like it or lump it? No. Love or list it, by the way, they all just want to stay in their place. They're all looking just for renovations.

Yeah. You know what I mean? So like, it's really bad because at the end, they're building up the suspense of like, is the guy who took them to three empty houses going to, going to, and they never do because they all just want to free. That's why the man and the woman hate each other so much. Do they really hate each? No, I mean, but they always have a fake fight.

They have a fake fight. Oh, well, wait until you see what I've done with the laundry. And then at the end where, at the end when they're recapping, it's like, he's like, he's like well you did such a good job of course they stayed and she's like well I bet that you you know showed him some good places you know but there was never this but they definitely get it on I'll never and they oh you think so the shit out of each other oh my god the tension in that every house so this you get horny watching this show I don't get horny but I know that they do yeah he does I get horny I know they don't well it's like a real jack's friend situation he gets horny no matter what he's watching just TV with visuals and images He kind of is just like, all the blood just rushes. That would absolutely suck. Yeah.

Like, no matter what you watched, the news. You could never turn anything on. I wish I could shut off where I'm my head where I'm always singing. Yeah. In my head, I'm constantly a song. I'm like, stop. Is that true? Yes.

And like, I recently was like, stop. Oh, stop. And then I sat there and was like, it's. Don't do it. It's boring now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm bored. I did find out that's like an ADD symptom.

And then I was like, okay, this is. another point for ADD. You with ADD? What do you? How do you go? I got to, I got to get, I got to get this checked out.

I got to get this checked out. I got to, I got to get it. It's really, was it a blood test? How do you? I think they hit you with a bat and see how you react. And then you have the ability to hit them back.

Yeah. And that's also. I am curious though because I, I have heard of people when they take the medication and how they're like, wow, this is amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Like that's cool. I just feel like my, I can't. Finish shit. I can't get a hard time. Unless it's like a super stupid thing. Oh,

I'm really good at that. I can scroll on my little groups and all my things all night long. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have I digitized a bunch of DVDs? You bet your ass on. Yeah, you digitized all your old performances. That's right. Yeah, last night I was like, I got to organize my stickers.

You know? I think there's a couple of trousers over there from me like, yeah, they're right there on that chair. I see them. from where when I was like in in the middle of like oh I got to figure out stuff I don't fit in anymore and I'll I'll take it out of my closet because that's what you have to do there's too many too many times where I'm in my closet going like oh I'll wear that and then I put it on yeah I don't fit anymore and it makes me sad so get it all out I just did the same thing yeah yeah but those those I think they've been sitting there for now six months oh well I've never finished that's that's frustrating I have a bunch of shit in my office just draped over a chair yeah oh yeah well my thing is I'll move things to to to certain location. So it's like, okay, that can go. Yeah, go to the second location. And then that's where it's getting out of control.

Yeah. But I, yeah. Do you know what I got? Because I forgot this was a thing. And then a friend of mine mentioned it that they were doing it on Instagram is to vacuum seal, vacuum pack clothes. Oh. So you put it in a bag.

That you don't wear. Yes. So you put them in a bag. Then you have this little vacuum attachment. Sucks all the air out. So it makes it into like a flat little pancake. Clothing pancake. And then what do you do with it then?

then you can store it and it takes up less room. So you could put on it like the size and you're like, if I remember this size again? Or you're like winter. Yes. If you don't have winter closed all the time. Do you think will ever be that size again, though? Shouldn't we just get rid of it?

I think I will. I was close a couple years ago and then I put the weight all back on. I was close and then I broke the ankle. Oh. My ribs are actually wider from having a baby. So that's changed a lot of my ribs. I was going to say. My rib cage is wider.

Oh, she came up through your mouth. mouth, that's right. She worked her. From holding, from carrying her. She was 10 pounds almost. Is that what it is? Yeah, they actually do, they can't. There are exercises you can do with like, I saw it on Instagram where I was like,

I should do this every day forever. Instead, you just watch the Instagram. Yeah, I didn't do it at all. But where you're like, you know, pulling bands like at different angles to kind of like get your ribs kind of like to go in a little more. You can't give them back to what they were. But could you go in like a tube and like crawl through a like a crawl space maybe? and it would constrict everything?

I think that probably could happen. Yeah. What if you sleep in a bunch of bungee cords? I do that already. Okay. Yeah. I just get tangled. I forgot.

I forgot. Yeah, it's sort of an Amelia Bedelia kind of situation. Did you say tangled because I'm in that? Oh, bravo. Scott hasn't seen. I watched that one. Oh, we should do it for Scott hasn't seen.

But I don't want to. Why shouldn't I do it? Yeah, what the fuck? Well, we want to talk about you. What if I insult you? No, we should ask him about his experience making it. Yeah, what would that be like? what was your character?

I was the little drunk guy. He's on the TV show too, aren't you? Yeah, aren't you? That's cool. Admit it. Oh my God, he admitted it. They have a TV show. You're this guy?

Yeah. That's awesome. By the way, she showed him a picture of himself. And that's you? You're this guy? That's me too. And this is your wiki. And that's you?

That's what it's about. All right. All right, Paul, we'll do it as the character, though? No! Because you can't do it? Okay, I understood it. Legally, I could probably get out. trouble.

I won't do it. I'll just, I'll give you a date. Okay. But I'm about before, sudden rise. We're going to do that a year from when we did the first one. Are you serious? Yeah, right?

Well, it should be 13 years later or something or 10 years later. I don't want to wait that long. Well, one year is making any sense. Why? Because why? It's a nice round number. One. What are you going to watch?

Cool hand loop next? All right. So we'll do three episodes before that. Okay. I'm not. Real quick, you guys, for the ASMR fans out there, here's my mustache. Whoa. Actually feels good.

Here's mine. I saw an article with a video. It said, here's what ASMR does to your brain. Now, that sounds sinister. It sounds very sinister. Yeah, but it probably makes it better, right? I don't know if it's better. I mean, you either have that.

or you don't, right? You either have that reaction or you don't. Yeah, it's the tryptophobia or whatever, right? You, the scene three things, three eyes. It's, you know, the iPhone, like, people don't like that. People don't like that. Yeah, people don't like that.

So here's, so. Freaks them out, makes me feel weird. Hey, Apple, hey, Tim Apple, which, by the way, come on, Tim Cook. And he doesn't cook apples instead that he makes phones. You're not cooking apples every day, dude? What? His name is Tim Cook and you think he should cook apple?

Yes. It always said he makes phones. Instead he makes phones. For apple. Did you ever in school make one of those things where you like put like cloves into like a little. Hell yeah. You poke cloves into an apple. Yeah.

I didn't go to like Christmas. That clothes cigarettes. With Robert Smith as my instructor. I hate this. I hate that smell so much. I used to love clothes. My roommate. College was a close.

Oh, you know what we haven't done is roommate, what was it called? Roommate Roundup? No, restaurant Roundup. But I will say very, very few and far between, I didn't have a, I was actually afraid because I knew that when you inhaled them, they had like shards of glass in it or something. I was like, shards of glass. Like, I mean, that's not literal, but like something was really bad about clothes. Like, you shouldn't actually inhale into your lungs.

Let me look at this up. I've never heard that. Okay, or maybe my friends were just afraid. Why should you not inhale clothes? But that's because burning clothes releases a chemical called eugenol, a topical anesthetic used by dentists to numb the mouth. Oh, yes. For smokers inhaling clove smoke means numbing the throat,

which allows them to breathe the smoke in more deeply. Oh, it's a good thing. It's the opposite. Oh, it's good. Oh, that's very good. That's, I think that's why I don't like clothes. I forgot it's because of that dentist office smell. But I don't think they use that anymore.

I mean, not if you're like it. I remember that smell from when I was a kid, and it was horrifying. But I thought they smelled good. Well, you're insane. I saw a bunch of college friends the other night, and I was just so surprised. I was like, they're still smoking. All of them. It's wild to me, too.

It's crazy. And I was just like, really 30 years later? I don't think I have any friends from that time who still, maybe one. Yeah. We went to see a play, and then everyone, like, you know, before the play, was like, oh, we got to hurry. and then intermission. I kind of like how that's like very gen X of them. Yeah.

We are used to smoke. Yeah. Me and my pals from that era. Yeah. I just thought I would assume anytime I see someone, I assume like, oh yeah, yeah. You put that away in your 20s or whatever. Yeah, but also that's the hardest thing to quit. So it's like if you're kind of like this kind of fun, you just keep doing it forever.

Well, yeah, but the thing if it, I mean, I don't smoke cigarettes. I don't smoke cigarettes. I smoke cocaine. Okay, yeah, crack cook. But Kool-Up brought up also, it may be an appetite suppressant as well for it. And maybe they're just smoking socially as an appetite. And maybe they're all smoking together because they're all back together. Yeah, it could be.

I don't know. I shouldn't be so judgmental. I just was like. No, it's more surprising because it's like a lot of people quit by now. The stuff around smoking about quitting appetite, suppressant, all that stuff is, it's pretty much all bullshit. You know what I mean? It doesn't really suppress your appetite. I mean,

it's more that it makes me you're about to eat taste like an ash. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's dated two smokers. People are more afraid that if they quit, they're going to put on weight, which is true. Like you will. Because you need to fill the hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your mouth. Yeah. But when I quit, I did not like start eating everything in sight and I was going to the gym. Sorry. It's just a classic joke structure. I think it's true. I don't believe you. And I still gained weight.

I didn't, really? Yeah, I still gained weight. It's just a reaction. Was it because you were like not getting up to go outside to. You were taking five fewer steps. But quitting, I think quitting smoking because you, everyone is told it's the hardest thing to quit. Like it's hard to quit than heroin. It's like, well, because you can't buy heroin on the, you know, in a store.

And you should. You should. You should be able to. one in the store. Yes. Yeah, you were going to say you dated smokers. I dated a smoker and it didn't really bother me actually, but it bothered him more.

You get used to it, I feel like, but it is an adjustment. Yeah. Of like, well, now when I think about it, I just go, I can't believe. Well, it's different if you're like smoking in the house versus smoking outside.

Yeah. Like it would be different. Oh, I just mean kissing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is just, but I feel like human beings want to make out so bad that they want it. They just overlook stuff like that. You know what I mean?

It's just. I was like, oh, I just, I don't care how disgusting this is. Let me get that tug in there. Rolling around. But it's also one of those things where I sort of feel like I don't like to, I try not to like control the person I'm with where like if you want, that's not a desired habit. But I feel like some people might be really like you have to quit that. Like I feel like I was always like whatever and if they, they wanted to quit them. I will say when you knew you weren't in for the long haul these idiots.

When Kulap and I started dating, I found a packet, packet, right? A pack. A packet. I found a packet of crisps. No, I found a pack of cigarettes in like our tool drawer. 20 silk cuts. And I was like, what are these doing here? And I said, not here. Uh-uh, not in the house.

And she was like, well, it's just a social, you know, it's like socially or whatever. It was like, ah-ah. Yeah. That was the one thing I was like controlling about. This is Kulap? Yeah. I've never seen her with a cigarette. because this was because you because of you yeah i cut it we were talking about it yesterday

and she was like you wouldn't let me smoke i'm like aren't you glad she goes yeah i mean yeah it's it's because amia smoking no yeah it's good to not obviously i mean we try we tried to not smoke in front of her so that she would have a good role model but she just picks it up from the tv or something yeah yeah yeah yeah i remember once making people mad on twitter when i said if you didn't show characters smoking in movies and tv you wouldn't miss it And then, and that's, that's literally all they meant. It's like, yeah. Right.

You wouldn't, you don't think of it. You'd be like, why aren't they smoking? And people are like, well, you're trying to control art. Well, you're madmen. And I'm like, I don't care. If you didn't see people smoking you madmen. If they never were, you wouldn't have thought, why aren't they? Yeah.

It would be weird if you thought that. Yeah. Marvel Comics in the early 2000s, the editor-in-chief, Joe Casada, decided to get rid of any character smoking because characters who smoked, it was all Wolverine and Nick Fury and they were all to show how badass they were, you know? And same thing. Everyone was like up in arms, this is part of Wolverine's character and all that kind of stuff. And now 20 years later, I'll go back and read like early ones and it'll look strange to me. Yeah. They're smoking. You know what I mean? Like it's a comic book. Yeah. It's like such a, it's, yes. He's a Wolverine man.

Yeah. He doesn't need to have a. It's weird that claws pop up out of his. Fists. Yeah. He's wearing a leotard. Yeah. He needs to smoke. He looks cool. Yeah.

It's true. But it's, you truly don't like, yeah, you can get all upset about it. I remember I was sort of upset because I was waiting tables. Oh,

I'd be upset too. Yeah. I was like, I want to be a movie star. But when they did the, no smoking Aladdin restaurants law, I remember I was like briefly upset about that because I was like,

well, you know, people come in here and they're having a good time. And I'm waiting tables. And, you know, what if they don't come in or whatever? But like, no one, like 20 years later, no one gives shit. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think about this sometimes. I was not about to say the same thing. What are you going to say? He has this, uh, this in his costume, by the way.

What's that? James is his real name. Anyway. His name is his, his, his, his, his, the name that he has gone by until he got his memory back. His name is James. James. He forgot. He forgot.

Howl at the moon? Oh shit. You know what? I haven't put that together. That's literally what that fucking is. Howlet the moonlit? Wow. Wow.

Jamlet. Howlet the moonlit? Jamlet, howlet the moonlet? Howlet. Wow. So he's got the big curved points on his costume. Yeah. And then you take that thing off.

And his hair is that way too. Now, but did the costume make his hair that way? Well, you know how if you were to take off your... It's like making a cake. If you were to take off your baseball hat, your hair would be in a,

The shape of a baseball hat with the brim. Brim of air. Yeah. Oh, my God. Logo. That would be so gross. The indentation. Oh, my God.

All right, we have to take a break. And we're back. And it's time for a three-church. Here it is. This is called kind of like name that tune, but with only two lyrics and no betting. Submitted by Paul Burgess. Wait, the fun part of name that tune is the betting. Well, there's no betting.

But the, I mean, the fun part of going to Vegas is the gambling, right? Oh, no, I just like going there. You don't see shows or anything? No. I just like wandering around the casino. I just wander around the casino. That's the best part.

Taking in the sites. Yeah, inhaling smoke. People watching that. That whole stuff about smoking in the last segment, we didn't mean it. No. Smoking is great. It's very cool. Yeah.

And I love to do it. I love to watch people doing it. I just think we'll be really good at this. Okay. Oh, this is you being honest. Yeah, I honestly think that. No cap? Everything I've said before this was like that was a cap.

Player has X amount of time, so we have to... Dead ass? Yeah. Mask off? To think of songs, they can sing only two lyrics of to be recognizable, i.e., it's been and... Oh, two words, not two lyrics. Yeah, two words.

This was written by an idiot. And I... This is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. signifying nothing. We can't hate on Paul for submitting this, and Paul is a great person. And I, as I will always love you, ground control. It's like, okay.

And I is much more than two notes. That makes it a good choice. Two lyrics, not two notes. Two lyrics, not two notes. Two words of the lyrics. Caviot, title lyrics are out. You can't sing staying alive, Hey, Macarena, White Wedding,

opt for a start again. You could probably go, ah, ah. Yeah, he says opt for start again Or the I from and I is in the title of I will always love you You missed the point of the game. Be cool. Player performs as many songs as possible In an amount of time in X amount of time.

Each, so we should, okay, so we basically do like 30 seconds. Each correct answer from other two players earns a point. I guess it could be a team game like Pictionary but with these three two guessing honestly and for fun should work. Okay, so let's just do two guessing and one. And we'll just try to get as, we'll just try to get as we can. Okay, I don't care. Great, I don't care either.

It's hard to think of songs, though. So let's see, there's happy, no, that's a lyric. Happy. Yeah, it's in the title. Shit. To you. All right, I got one. Okay.

All right, I guess maybe we can't, maybe we can't time it and try to, like, go fast. It's more just whoever has one. Just do it. Yeah. Ready? Yeah. Ah, look. Ah, look.

Yeah, that's what I just did. Ah, look. Wait, what is the game? Uh, look, look, look. It's called parisphal. The first two lyrics of a song. Yeah. Yeah, you got it.

Wait, it's the first two? No, no, it's any two. Exactly. Okay, good. Then I'm doing it right. You're doing it right. I'm just trying to see it. Ah, look.

Look, is it look? It's what I just did, motherfucker. But you were maybe a little flat, so I'm trying to figure out the exact. Hey, Randy Jackson. Trying to figure out the exact, no. Ah, look. Because you're going to. Ah, look.

Look. Look. Yeah. I look or a look. Ah. A look. I just don't know. I don't know.

I thought I'd be really good at this. Shall I continue? Yeah. Yeah. Give us one one. Look at. look at I don't know

good one more one more I'm just gonna go for no keep going because I'm about to get into the title just one more I'll look at the western skies

I have one more note before I get into okay give us one more uh look at all the lonely people wow that was tricky dinkle dinkle dinkle dinkle

dinkle okay all right my turn not my version um wear it wear it or we're at we are at where at where at yes w-e-a-r-r-r-h-R-et is it w-e-e-h-e-r-h-E-R-E-H-E-R-E-O-S where-oh, oh you're not doing this where at wear at where at where at where at where at where at where at I'll give you the third yeah where at least where at least where at least where at least oh shit

Where at least I Where at least I know I'm free And I'm so proud to be in America Okay I like it Where at least I know I'm free Yeah, okay Don't make

Don't make Another one Another word Okay another word I'm waiting for confirmation from Paul. Yes, I confirmed. Sorry, I forgot I was in the exit. Don't make it.

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad. Take us a song and make it better. Remember to let it into your heart. Then you can start to make it better, Bada, bada, ba'na, bha-na-na-na-na-na-na. No-na-na-h-ha-ha-ha-ha. Hey, shoot. No.

No, no-na-da-da-da-da-no. No-na-na-ha. Hey, shoot, chute, chute-tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tt-t-ttt-ttt-t-tt-tt-t-------------------------. Hey, shoot What is this? Never ever ask questions It's so weird Okay

I'm gonna do one Oh do you have one Yeah Okay I know I don't It was all title I was trying to think the next line Um

Um Um Um She said she said she said he said she said she said she said

she said I'm dead she said are you writing a song yeah do you guys want to I like in on this I like I'm dead she said

drop dead Fred this is good this is go to bed go to bed okay this is good this is a good song oh my god that reminds me a killer Jeff

when he says go to sleep It's a creepy song for Halloween then. Creepa puff song. Are you another word? Yeah. She said, oh. She said, is the title right before she said? Yeah.

She said, oh, you. Last night she said, oh, baby, I forgot about that. Oh, yeah. Okay, let me think. Let me think of one. Let me think of one. Let me think of one.

I don't know if you can guess this. Who's broad? Who's broad? Stripes and white stars! How do you get that? Are you joking? Yes. Okay.

Where you? Hold on. Where you? Next word. Give me another word, yeah. Where you are. Is it Neil? Is it Neil Young?

No. Just the way you're singing. Where you are. Although he'd be great singing this song. He would be great singing that song, whatever it is. Where you are. What? Where you are up.

Where you are. Stay. No. Are you going to play the song? Stand. I'm looking for the next word. Stand in the place where you are. No face up.

Oh. You said it wrong? It might be It might be whatever the website What you It's what you Not where are you Oh my God

What you This is like a hanging Chad What you are Up Up above What you are Twinkle twinkle little stars Up above the world's so high

That famous pop song Like a dime I got one no It's my turn It's my turn, my turn. Okay, you did jump my turn last time. No, I did. And then I did.

Yes, you did. Oh, my God. But we're in New York. Go, go. All right. I didn't know that, obviously. Me and Mrs. Mrs. Jones.

No. We have a thing. Me and my little monkey. Me and my shadow. What if that was it? Me and my little monkey. Unless I've never heard that song. Like, well, you're singing it.

Perfectly. Remember, it can't be, it's not in the title. Yeah. Me and Mrs. No. Me and Mrs. Jones. It is a good song. It is a good song.

Is it just Mrs. Jones? No, it's me and Mrs. Jones. They added the me and. Wow. Great choice. Great choice. Next word. Absolutely.

Next word. Me and you'll come with me. In a world of your imagination. Okay. I'm going to do, I'm going to take inspo from what you did. Take inspo. And me. Mr. Jones.

Yeah. Yeah. Mr. Jones and me. Is he? It's weird. He's the guy. He's the husband.

Jones. Oh my God. Those are about the same people. They're in the Mr. Jones averse. This fucking guy keeps Mr. Jones busy while this other guy, well, me is fucking his wife. Me is fucking his wife. Oh my God.

I didn't know me did that. I didn't know me did that either. You admit it. Oh, my God. All right. Well, I feel like that wraps up the show. It does.

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And if you find us, You get to tag us and we'll give you a sticker. That's right. Find us, tag us, get a sticker. We have hundreds of stickers that we've been trying to give away and no one wants them. So I have developed back problems from carrying the stickers. I know you have. You're all hunched over.

Back problems because I've been sticking the stickers to my back and I have a rash. Yeah. So if you know, just your nude back. Yeah. We're going to be seeing five movies a day for the next seven days. Just see us. And look, I'll even tell you what theater we're going to be at. Yeah.

AMC, Burbank 13. Burbank 13. We're going to be there. We're going to watch five movies a day. Just if you see us, please, we'll give you, tag us. You have to physically come over and tag us on the butt, on the back, whatever. And if you see us somewhere else, do not do that. Just on the butt, just on the butt.

Yeah. If you see us at the movies. And look, and we can't be getting concessions. No. Gotta get us in the theater while we're watching. I think this is making it, so I'll never go to that theater again. For the AMC 13? Well, so people will come slap my ass.

We're going to be there. You'll get a sticker. We're going to be there for one week watching five movies a day. obviously this means we'll be watching the same five movies every day. Well, I mean, they're with 13 screens. There's 13 screens. But we're going to see some more than once. Yeah, we're going to see five the first day and they'll all be different.

Yeah. Five different ones in the next day. Then we're going to see three new ones and two old ones. Yeah. So on and so forth for seven days. All repeats. So, yeah, please do come. Please come.

Tag us on the ass. We'll give you one sticker. Tag Scott or Paul in the ass. Say hello to me from a four. far. Lauren do it right on the nose. And say, boo.

We got to get rid of these stickers, guys. Yeah. I'm so sick of these stickers. Yes. How are they tagging us? With their, with their head.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like tag. You're it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Paige Davis has a few more days to respond. Another couple of weeks, I think. The sand is running out, Paige. And we, and look,

we know tax day is coming up. Make sure you can write this podcast off, listening to this podcast off on your tax. Yeah. You can write us off. Like I've written you two off. All right. Goodbye, everyone.

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