Threedom - Threevisiting: I Apologize If I've Told You This

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul, and Lauren discuss science projects, swimming, and musicals before playing Carnelli.  Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Unlock every episode of THREEDOM and THREEMIUM, ad-free, on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lemonado Freedom Do you know about boop-dib-d-d-d-d-d-d-do. Hey, you know about boop and beep, but what about BIP? I've been saying this for years. We are not getting enough Bip up in this clip. Because Bop. Yes.

Ob-Bop-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. What if we did that as a three-year-one time? We just play Bop-Bit. We just say it out loud. How do you play Bop-It again? It was that machine. You have to have a machine. The Bopat machine.

Like a cotton gin. Those were really addictive. Vacuum cleaner. You know when you'd get one of those and you'd be like, now this is my thing. I remember when Bapa was new and it was my whole personality. It was so mean. What constitutes a machine? Parts.

Your one. Your one? Yeah, parts, I think. Parts. Yeah, I think you nailed it. Yeah, parts, turns on, turns off. But does it have to have a use or can it just be a machine that does nothing? Well, I think there's plenty of those.

Also, if a machine is broken, it is still a machine. That's so true, man. God, you're such a philosopher. If a heart is broken, it's still a heart. This is so deep. Although you're dead. Yeah. Is it body a machine?

What becomes of the brokenhearted? They die. Is it a body a machine? It's a body machine. It's a beautiful machine. An extraordinary machine. But once it dies and decomposes, is it still a machine? No.

Thank you for answering all my questions. Here's why. A lot of the parts went away. Oh. So if you have a tire, that's part of a machine. but it's not a car. Okay. So wait, if you have a tire

but hook it up to any like flat surface, it's suddenly a machine. Any flat surface, yes, exactly, a board. Yeah,

that's what's like a soapbox race. That sounds like a lot of science projects I did where I would just kind of like glueing stuff together. I'm just like, it's something. What were the science? Have we talked about?

I don't know. I didn't want, no, no. Are you talked about science projects? I don't think so. I didn't glue a tire to a board, but I did do,

I did one that, was actually very involved. I didn't think you actually glued a time. But my dad was heavily also involved in making it. But it was probably middle school. And this was like, maybe it was elementary school. It would be clear that I had help in elementary school. But anyways, the idea was it was a self-watering plant.

So you'd have a watering can that's on a timer. Oh, okay. I had a watering can on a sort of, what should we call it? How often are you supposed to water plants? What do you mean no? Just give me a flat no? You're doing a circle. You're doing a circle.

Actually, okay, there was a wheel. Pulling? But I meant the thing. I meant the rubber, like the sort of thing that goes around it. See what she's doing, right? She's trying to make you look like a hole. Yes. Okay.

Are you done, ladies? Put your finger in that hole. Okay, you know how like, you know how like. Put your finger in that hole. Put your finger in that hole. Like a conveyor belt. Conveyor belt. Thank you.

A belt around it. And then it had a time. So it was attached to a timer. And the timer was what made the wheel move, which always. How often was the timer going to? The belt go. I'm sure it was 60 seconds. I mean, it's just, you're watering your plant every 60 seconds.

Well, it's a concept piece. I didn't have the tools. This was what it could be. Let's say if you had a kitchen timer that went for an hour. Why aren't there timers that go for like? And you water plan. 24 hours. Why aren't there timers that go over?

Big kitchen timers that do 24 hours. They're jump-olds. You do two hands to turn. Yeah. I want to invent one. I would love that. Put an egg in a pot. I guess it's not inventing.

It's just making. I'm making my famous 24-hour eggs. Oh, yummy. They're only 24-hour eggs. They're completely gray. They're absolute chalk. Enjoy. So for my science project, when I was, I think, in eighth grade,

our teacher at the beginning of the year was like, okay, you're going to have to do a science project this year and you're going to have to clear it through me and it's going to be like half of your grade and it's going to be a big thing. You have to make a huge presentation out of it. And I get the patent. Yes.

But so I was so lazy. I wish a teacher would have a shark tank what things their students did and they just act like it was there. They have a pull out three-sided board and it has like three-sided board. Even those foam boards that have three sides that stand out. But they say like,

science project. Yeah, it's like it's like cardboard, but you just fold it. Like a gate fold. Yeah. Whatever you need it to be called. Okay. Meaning you don't know what a gatefold is. When you say something has three sides?

That's hard to picture. Well, a triangle. Is it hard to picture? Something with three sides? Yeah. How about a person, top, bottom, middle? I still corrected. Both sides.

As it. Both sides. So I never said that. I was so lazy that I just said like, My idea for a project was we had a poodle at the time. And it was something to the effect of like how long does a poodle survive underwater. And then we didn't have a poodle for long. Then I had to go to a counselor.

It was like how long does a poodle be outside versus... How long is it considered abuse if it's outside? How long does a poodle be outside? What was your poodle's name? Pepsi. Pepsi. I forgot about that. Pepsi the poodle.

But it basically just entailed me like staring at my poodle all day for a few days and writing down my findings. Oh, I love when kids do stuff like that and they think that's like a project. And it got cleared. I'm sorry. What was the experiment again? How long does a poodle? How long bees a poodle outside? Poodle outside.

Why? How will poodle go? I'm not What that poodle do? What dat poodle do? Or maybe it was like How often does a poodle sleep? I don't remember what it was

But I just remember How long do you got to figure stuff like that Now you can just look it up Here I'm going to look it up Please There was no way you have known that before Does a poodle sleep? How long's a poodle sleep?

Approximately 13 hours How only at night? I think total 13 in their life. They sleep during my life. They're so tired. In their lives. An hour a year.

They're running on fumes. Oh, it can be normal. Every poodle you see is running on fumes. Some dogs can sleep as much as 20 hours a day. That's a good dog. That's a good dog. It is a good dog.

Just a chill out dog. That's just a hangout dog. Just a chill dog. You can cuddle. But I remember barely doing the gatefold fold out and just kind of like doing it with a marker. And no pictures or anything.

I think I just like stapled my the lined paper where I wrote down what he did all day to it or something like that. I got a terrible grade. In high school, my first year of high school, I had this class called IPS introductory physical science. Irritable penis syndrome.

You just poop out of your dick all day. Yeah, and it makes you irritable. That's why I choose to do this. We had to do this experiment. We had not an experiment. We had to do it. We had to do a report. And I can't remember what the broad assignment

was, but I did a report on computer languages, which at the time were a... Bip Bip probably came into play. Bip absolutely came into play. This ties into our connections the other day. Computer languages. That one I did not understand. You did not complete. You finally did get the computer languages.

But that was the first one I got. No, no, I didn't get it. That was a line I didn't understand. Or it was just left to, I don't know what happened. It was bad. You gave it to God. I gave that one to God. God never gives you a connection that you can't solve.

That's not true. You're just not trying hard enough. And so it was like I didn't know what I was doing. It was my idea. Did you know anything about computers? No. They go beep boop boop. Yeah.

That's what I, that's all I put. But not Bip. That's where I failed. But I got a failing grade on that paper. No, Paul, not you. It was like, this was one of, this was the beginning of my problems with science at school where everyone assumed that I should be good at it. Why?

Because you had glasses. Because I had good grades otherwise. You have a beer in class. Yeah, I went Warlap, go to school. Yeah. Your name was Nikolai Tesla. And I was just like, I didn't know what I, I couldn't, I couldn't do any science that had math attached to it.

I also just really did not want to stay. Yeah. Except biology, I did great. Yeah. They moved me in, they moved me into the. slightly dumber track. Oh, in biology? For biology, yes.

Really? Yes. And then I was like, this is where I belong, baby. I was just talking about this on Mike's podcast. Dumber track, I love it. But I was talking about that in my, so I skipped,

I didn't do biology freshman year of high school because you were allowed to save it to sophomore year if you wanted to, but like no one did that. I just didn't want to do it. Yeah. And so I did it the next year, but I was in a class with all freshmen. Hot.

And two other sophomores. Because it was like mostly freshman. and I had to do a project where we had We had like a whole semester long project Where we had to like A season long arc You had to be doing this the whole time Doing what?

Whatever your project was Reconstructing a baby pig Oh my God One year they tear it apart The next year they put it back together They put it back together We've talked about that Oh yeah disgusting

What was your project So I didn't have anything I didn't think about it for months I just was like, I don't care. I don't know what this is. It is weird that they make you tech science. Like, what bearing does it have on your life at all? I mean, I remember a couple things from it.

But anyway, so. Like what? The one that we laughed about, Diet. I remember what Deet is from Silent Spring. That's where the kids grind on each other. Exactly. So I had the last second. It was due and I was like, I got to figure this out.

So like the weekend before it was due, I don't know, somebody's friend's mom, my friend's mom helped me. They knew a biologist who was going to like the creek to like do a study over the weekend. How do they know this person? It was so lucky. Wait, this sounds familiar to me. I probably told it. Well, I've talked about the bug man of. Oh, the bug man of Alcatraz.

Yeah. Previously. I might have talked about this then. But this person took me to like the creek or the river or whatever the fuck it was. And you were never seen again. And I want to hear I'm a ghost. And we, I put big waiters on. I was like in the water like getting, getting samples and like looking at the samples of what?

What are we talking about? And like in a microscope. Water, right? Just like getting some out of water. Yeah. And then I had to write a paper about it. And they took all these. Nothing worse than a creek.

They took pictures of me on disposable camera. Yeah. Put those in my book. Right. Yeah. See, I did it before. Yeah. But they didn't know.

I pat. I did great. Wow. Yeah. Congrats. Because I just dated everything like it was all different times and stuff. That was the only science report that I can remember that I ever did. Well, I did biology twice because we did it in junior high and then also in ninth grade.

And we've discussed before I dissected both a frog and a worm. I did worm frog pig. I did pig, frog, I think the end. Pig frog the end. Pigs, that's the worst. That's the worst. It's horrible. It's the most like a human though, right?

That's really, well, you look like one. Interesting. Weight and looks. Yeah, you're like two pounds and... You're covered in mud. No, it's so... Your best friend's a spider. But then I was able to skip chemistry.

Your best friend of spider. But then I had to take physics, which I don't remember anything else. That seems hard. Other than irresistible force and shit. You resistible force. In my high school, you only had to take three years of science. So senior year, I did not take one. I was thrilled.

Yeah, that's why I skipped a freshman year, but that was my mistake. Yeah, I didn't have to do math and science in my senior year. Yeah. And we also did not have a PE program at my school. What? What? You never got to see other dudes naked? No.

Do you want to now? Yeah. I've never seen a penis. Isn't that crazy? It was crazy. I don't, I don't. Not even running around the school or anything? No, nothing.

I mean, there was a sports program, but we did not have to do P.E. That's nice. It was great. I hated it every day. Oh, I know. It eliminated one. And we had to do swimming. Self-conscious thing.

Right. Co-ed. I remember you saying that there was the pulling people's pants down crates. Oh, well, that was just during basketball. That's just running around the gym. Yeah. We're always pulling our pants. It's so brutal.

It's our own, though. It's real, yes. You two are. Because we're sitting down on a table and, yeah, my pants are down right now. I mean, I can't tell because we're on Zoom. Yeah. I took scuba diving in ninth grade. What?

We did scuba in my class. Oh, yeah. I remember I took drag racing. Like RuPaul? We did scuba in the pool. Yeah, we did scuba in the pool too. Okay. That's where you do it.

But it was disgusting. I mean, it's like, why? I don't imagine that they were. I don't imagine that they were really cleaning those masks and mouthpieces. You just pulled them out of a big tub and used it. I got to believe that they clean them. I hope so. I think it's a cursory cleaning at best.

They're wiping it down with a paper towel. Yeah, you guys have brain worms. Sorry. It was horrible. I can smell it right. I can smell the chlorine in the locker room and how panicked I was. Why? Well, I couldn't swim.

Didn't you elect to take? Well, then why? No, I had to. You had to do it? Oh, we got to do it. But I didn't say I couldn't swim because. I was embarrassed and there were some girls who said

they couldn't swim and they sat in the little pool the whole time look back and I'm like, I should have done that. Oh my God, just sitting in a little pool all day. But they were friends and I wasn't friends with them. So it was like, that would be awkward. So you decided to drown instead. Yeah, I jumped off the diving board. I mean, I'm sure I've told this.

I just, on the first day of the test, I just... On the first day of the test, I jumped into the pool. Jumped off the diving board. And it was, I never done that. And I was 16, 15. And how did you feel about that? Was it terrifying? Yeah.

And I did it. Well, I was able to dog paddle at least? Yeah. Okay. But I think frog. Frog battle. Excuse me.

I wrote, I wasn't dog. That would have been like a little more of a giveaway. I did a log paddle where I just sunk. But I had, I mean, again, this is,

I'm sure I've held this to you both. Well, let's not get in our heads about it. Well, when I don't, who cares. Okay. Okay.

When I was in fourth grade, I couldn't swim forever, obviously. And when I was in fourth grade, I read a book about a girl who couldn't swim. And it was called, You wrote a book about a book. I read a chapter book.

The Alice books, not go ask Alice, but it was a separate thing. It was this girl Alice who always had trials and tribulations. And she couldn't swim. And she learned by, and someone told her like, pop up like a champagne cork. Kids love champagne. I put your arms going to get corkscrew. Yeah. And I just remembered that.

And then I just did that. You just did that. Great. And I passed. And then I was able to do all the activities. And I probably got better at swimming because of it, but it was always. It's all so horrible because you're in a bathing suit and you're with boys and it's so gross and it's bad and you don't know your body. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It just seemed insane that it used to be to teach someone to swim, you just take them down to the watering hole and throw them in. Yeah. And that was it. Yeah, because I lived in our town as well. No, but just, you know, a hundred years ago. I mean, my parents tried many. That was the theory. They tried many times for me to swim

I just always quit because I would just start panicking I would get a little bit better every time You know I kind of start from scratch over and over time I'm not a great swimmer I remember going to camp when we had swimming That was the worst at camp And it was I remember being like I could I could survive essentially

You know Thank God Yeah yeah yeah yeah Otherwise it would be Tudem We never would have had this show If you died No it would have been Tudem Oh okay

You think you definitely would have done a podcast together for sure when I was little and I apologize if I've told you this but I We do need to stop saying that During my

Once I heard it from you I knew it was No more but we can't But during my swimming lessons When I was five or six I was so scared of them That I Can we nail this down?

Yeah what held were you? I was 18 So that was a lie So six plus five And then a few more Yes But I was so scared of the swimming lessons

and so scared of drowning that I ran away out of the pool. And the pool, it was a community pool and it was next to a graveyard. And I ran into the graveyard and hid behind the gravestones. This is less scary to me than the pool. Yeah, you want to creep. He needed behind a creep. The pool next to the graveyard. That's so scary.

That's too many scary things happening. There's just not enough room. We got to put it right here. It is, why? First of all, why have graveyards? Well, you know, that is a question we need to consider because I feel over time there's not going to be space. Why didn't we bury people standing? When you drive into New York from the airport and you go past those very long amounts of graves, but then they the skyscrapers just hanging out right behind them, you just go like, this is just one step to the next.

We live and then we die. It's just very, very depressing. A little preview of the future before you go into the big city. One time I was, I remember one night, I flew into New York and I was on that same route. And by the side of the road was a car. And the rear of the car was engulfed in flames. And nobody slowed down. Yeah.

It was like, this is New York. And I'd never seen anything like that. Just like out of a movie. Hey, I'm burning my car here. What are you looking at? Oh, dude, we were driving yesterday on the freeway, and suddenly, Cullough went, oh, no. And I looked around, I couldn't see anything. I'm like, what is it, honey?

And she's like, the guitarist. You sounded so weary. What is it, honey? What is it now? She said, she said, the guitarist, the guitarist. The guitarist. I said, what? And I'm looking around.

It's called the pianist, idiot. And it's amazing. Oscar worthy Honey no but and then suddenly I saw what she was talking about she She meant motorcyclist

Oh no is this another one of those situations No She just she met motorcyclist but there was a There's 42 motorcyclists There was a guy in the fast lane Doing life in the fast lane Was he surely about to

was his mom doing a complete wheelie where he was 90 degrees. Why are people insane? I don't like that. And everyone was slowing down because no one wants to like be the person to murder this lunatic. And he's just totally wheeling and doing all these tricks and stuff in the fast lane of the freeway.

It's fucking crazy. He finally moves out of the fast lane. We like creep by him. We're looking at him. He has like a GoPro on his helmet. And he's like, oh, what a loser. That one, because he could hurt himself and others. Yes.

And that's not cool. Well, also just, you know, being the person to murder someone. Like, you know, you'd feel bad about it. Well, it's a privilege. Well, and you'd go to jail for that. The guitarist, so makes me think of how there was a period of time where I kept calling umbrellas balloons and I couldn't stop. I'm sorry.

How long of a period of time? This was when I was 24. And I just, it happened once. And then I was like, what? I just kept calling it. I just kept saying, look at that balloon. And then I was like, what? What's vice versa? The balloons like me and me?

The Macy's Day parade is like all umbrellas? If it was an umbrella or a balloon that I was talking about, but I said the wrong word. And I was like, what? And then it happened many more times. Did someone have to sit you down? It was like, I just kept catching myself. But I was going, why do I keep doing that? And then every once in a while, it'll happen now.

That's so strange. Isn't that weird? It is weird. Like where I'll think the wrong one. And I'm like, what? Well, it is a rainy day today. Rainy day is gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, yeah. Yeah.

What? It's in English. Not English, but general public. It is very rainy today. And it was raining all night long. Yes. And that was lovely. All night long.

I would say Ed Sullivan instead of Ed Sullivan all the time. I still like on Mike all the time. And we did an Ed Sullivan episode on my TV show and I kept saying Ed Sullivan to the point where I was like, why is this happening to me? Did you even know you were saying it? Yes. Yeah. Sometimes when you say the wrong thing you don't know, it's so weird.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Kulah, by the way, did laugh. She said, I called it a guitarist. I was like, yeah. It's funny because I would not identify it as motorcyclists. I would have said motorcycle. I don't, I don't acknowledge the humanity of motorcycle. I don't.

They're dumb machines. I would have said, look at that fucking idiot. Exactly. And I would have looked in the rearview, mirror at myself. Yeah. All right, we have to take a break. I don't care.

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Wait, what was I going to tell you? You're saying that you say a motorcycle machine. No, there was something else. Was it about something that you called at Solivision? We were talking about that before the break. Actually, reality recap, yeah. Reality recap, yeah. There's this new game show.

I guess that counts as reality. And Rob Lowe hosts us. Have you seen this? Have you seen this? I've seen one episode of The Floor. I've seen an episode of The Floor too. But I checked it on the recent one to see what was going on. The premise is very simple.

Here's what it is. The floor. Well, it's going to sound complicated. It's a room and it has a floor in it. 81 people on squares on a floor. That's a lot of people. Get it, Paul. That's it.

And that's it. Each one is. They have to figure out what to do. Each one is an expert, quote unquote, of one topic. Fruit. There's no way there's 81 topics. 101. 801 topics.

In the world? The world? No. Yeah. How... Then they go head to head. How much is dog outside? Let me show your project.

They go head to head. They show pictures of different... For example, they show pictures of fruits. I'm an expert in what that mouth do. The one I just checked it on. They'll just show pictures of fruits. And you have to name it. Each person digs are going, that's a lemon, lime, cherry.

And if you get it wrong, you lose time. You lose three seconds. And then a person is eventually eliminated from that because they don't get in, they They run out of time on their side and they don't get enough fruits. I'm sorry. All the 81 experts are competing against each other. Yeah. And so one gets picked by random and then they decide you to go up against.

You would be like, I would probably know all of the, what do you know? Yeah. Types of ties. Yeah. Let's say hats. Let's say hats because of your time and hats. Okay. And then I'd be like, ooh, I don't feel confident going against a wall.

Fedora Trilby. Yeah. Someone did dogs the other day. It was very difficult, I thought. I did that. I watched that one. That one been the first one. Yeah, that was the first one.

I've only seen the first one. Well, anyways, it's going to take them a million years because I checked in on episode seven. There's still like a billion people there. I'm like, we got to get down to the, I want to see someone win the money. Well, that's, that's... Just watch the last one. It's not out yet.

That's also... But I will. That's also to me like creators, because... I love traders. He just finished the first season of... Welcome to the dark side. Alan Cumming brings so much amazing. He, by the way, all of his clothes.

He has amped it up so much in season two. I can't wait. I can't wait. I was wondering, do you think he memorizes his little monologues when he comes in? Yeah, I think so. Like a performer. I think he does. He's so great.

But he's a quick study. Yeah, he's awesome. We watched season one of the UK, which that was where after like three, four episodes when they were, when they vote at the roundtable, it's still so many people and I forget about them in the U.S. they amped it up to where it feels like there's five or six more than the first season.

There were so many. And it does feel like you want to go like let's just get to but you also need to see. Of course. It play out because you don't know. You can't just pop in later and be like, oh, so-and-so's gone. I don't know what happened.

Also, if they eliminate all the traders, the show's done. So they, I feel like they must keep recruiting. Yeah. Yeah. Traders. That is part of it.

We're on like season three or four, episode three or four of the U.S. version. It's great. So we're trying to avoid spoilets. We are caught up, but it's torture to wait every week. Here's something that bugs me about it. Yeah. About the U.S. version. It's all the reality show people.

But you know what? Well, then you're going to hate season two. No, it's season. I know because it's all reality. Oh, you're watching season one right now? Yes. Oh, well, because, oh, well, season one is a mixture of civilians and reality people. Season.

I know. I like the civilians better. We've talked about this, right? Do I need to explain what the game is to anyone out there listening? It's basically mafia or like a theater. It's a theater game. Which we would play, we played when we went to Hawaii together. Our famous Hawaii trip.

And the funniest was when I turned to Janie and I said, you're a mafia. And she burst into like laughing tears. It was like, why would you say that? It was so obvious that she was. Oh my God, I love it. It was so funny. She had a meltdown. It sucked to play with her because she could.

could tell when I was lying. We could tell when each other are lying. Yeah. Right. I think she thinks I can't tell when she's lying. It's like, of course I can. Everyone could tell when she was saying. But she was like, it's Paul.

Yeah. Right away. Well, the best was when Nora just was like, yeah, I'm, I'm in the mafia. Yeah. I know. Well, when I was playing mafia at one party, I was playing so hard. And I was like, people were saying, are you mafia? I'm like, I will tell you when I'm mafia.

I'm an honest person and I when I am mafia I will say it and then sure enough the next one I got mafia and I said everyone I am mafia and they voted me out and I was like that proves it though

but then you have to drop then to the next round you don't tell them right I well we were playing that game secret Hitler or should board game which I'm now starting to I mean the real one was bad enough You know what I mean? The public one.

Anyways. We went to a game night and we were at Mike and I. Why don't they call it Private Hitler? Yeah. Like he's in the army? Private Hitler. They're reporting for duty. Anyway, it's the same game essentially.

Right. But it's a board game version of that. But this way you get to think about Hitler. I know. That's not good. But anyways. What's worse? The mafia or Hitler?

I'd rather think of a werewolf than Hitler. We went to a board game. or game night. We were like, this was years ago. And we all smoked weed. This was years ago. Yeah, okay. Okay.

So, smoke weed years ago. But I think I was definitely way more high than anybody else. And I didn't really know the other people very well. And so it was like my close friends who were hosting and then two other couples and us. And like, I didn't really know the other couples. Like it was maybe my first time hanging out with them. And we're playing this game. And I like to get very into games like this.

Like I want to win and it's fun. But I was also really high. So in the game like you're... Great combo. I'm very competitive and also out of my mind. You're like you pull cards and you're determined whether you're a fascist or a liberal, which is the same as traitor or faithful. And then I like the way the cards work like the other person like well like you basically

you pull cards and you can go like, okay, since I am a fascist, my goal is to push the fascist agenda. So I'm going to try to give this other person who gets to choose for my cards only, you know, they kind of have to go with what I'm trying to push. Anyway, it involves lying. It involves being like a little thoughtful. I'm right. Meanwhile, you're high. Yeah. And then I like gave the cards and then they were like, I have to put a fascist because I, God damn it. I want to tell this wrong now. By the way, you're high right now. I'm not high right now. This is too confusing. Anyway, I literally just go like, I said exactly the wrong thing, but I was so adamant about it. And And I was like, I had to put, I had to put fascist.

He gave me all liberals or whatever. Like, it was like, it didn't make sense. And everyone's like, what? And I was like, so strong. And then I was like, he's Hitler. He told me. Like, I was like, he told me. I was like, pointing fingers.

In the bathroom. I was like, when everyone had their eyes closed, he said he was. Like, I was like, I don't know. And everyone was like hating it. And it was not cool. I can feel the room turned against me. And the game was bad. Have you ever seen any of those people ever again?

I don't remember who one of the couples was. And then the other one, yes. I always feel like the guy's kind of like, hey. There's that hit of her, baby. Speaking of reality. Hi, Hitler. Speaking of reality recap, yeah. When my mother-in-law was staying with us right before Christmas, or during Christmas, actually.

That old battle X. She always comes out for a month or so and stays with us. And we were searching for something to do with her. That's tricky. A couple years ago, our friend Maddie, had set up, she's a big Bravo head. She, he had set up a sort of tour of the Vanderpump Rules restaurants that were out

so I think they went to Sir. Yes. They went to Tom, Tom and they went. And they, you and I? On this show. No, we didn't. I believe we did. We did?

Where she saw Tom? Yeah. I believe we did. We talked about this? About two episodes ago. Two episodes ago? No. I wouldn't have stopped you if it was.

last season, but it's now. But they're dating now. Who? Oh, this is a new development. Your mother-in-law? Yeah. And Tom. And Tom. Okay, you left that out of the story. Sandival? No, this is this is why I'm bringing it up. Sanneval can't show up there anymore. Well, he might be dating her and cheating on her. Oh, good point.

Or cheating with her. I'd never even thought about that. Now, that's a scandal. Layers. He's cheating with Tom Schwartz's girlfriend? That is a stand-hop. Who's dating? My mother-in-law and Tom. Okay. Bit still going.

That's why I'm, that's why I'm, how long does Bitgo? How long Bitgo outside? A science report. How long did we talk about the MJ musical? He-he, et cetera. Because that's the other place we read. I don't think so. What if the name of that musical was he-he-he-hete-h et cetera?

You'll get all the hits. You went to see that? Yes. That was the other thing we got, we got three tickets. Because she loves Michael Jackson. No, it was something to do. She hasn't heard. It was something to do.

Something to do. I got free tickets for research purposes. Oh, yes. Oh, right. So we went and... Just like Pete Towns in that time. I don't know that joke. Please don't explain it. Yeah, I won't.

But a very, very strange musical. About a very strange man. So is it his whole life? Has there are multiple actors playing him? No, no. Well, no, there are. There are child actors. But the conceit of it is

MTV in 1993 comes to a rehearsal for his concert in order to interview him and the tough but fair interviewer wants to she wants to make a real documentary about it and ask him real questions and they're all assuming it'll be a puff piece

I don't think you needed to have this sort of concede I feel like you just go like it's his life story What a weird Yeah so they Isn't there just enough there to go like child star we all know the story yeah yeah i guess i assumed it was more of a jukeboxy kind of thing that was not necessarily it was it was a strange combination of like him talking about his life and you flashing back to the 60s when he's in the jackson five as a kid and yeah exactly all these

and they're singing the actual songs as these are songs and we are the people singing them right and then suddenly he'll like start in the present day feeling really bad about something and then starts singing, it's like, I'm a stranger in Moscow. And like, it's not a song that he... Stranger in my scalp. What's that mean? That is scary. I'm afraid of that.

Was that after his hair got burned? I'm a stranger in my scalp. My own scalp. But there was one time where I thought, what does he say? You're singing like man in the mirror or something like that? And he sings it to her, the interviewer. And they dance around. and then she's like, I love

the way you see the world through your eyes. This sounds terrible. It was really bad. Oh my God. But it's won like awards and shit, right? It was winning. It was winning.

The dude who played MJ won. Right, right, right, right. And the guy we saw, he was great. Why can't we just like, if you got to do it, don't call attention to it. You know what I mean? Yeah. If you're going to do this musical, I can't stop you.

But does everybody else should not call attention to. We should be able to stop one musical in our lives. I'm not saying a year. One monkey don't stop no show. Right. But does one civilization stop one musical? Do you think it?

Yes. Gutenberg. Oh, yeah. You saw it. No, we talked about it. Oh, you talked about the show. Who was the celebrity guest? Adina Mansell.

Adel dezzeem. Did they make that joke? She made it. She made it Adel de Zika! She's just got to change it. It's so much better. She simply has to just change your name. It's so much better.

Adele Dazine. And then John Travolta will know you. Yes. Which would be great. What if she changes her name and then he hears somebody referred her as Adelzeem and he's like, I was right. Why did I get in fun of so much? That was one of the best. Everyone's gaslight.

That was the best TV moments in like the last. Oh, it was a gift. Whatever years. It was a gift. I think about it so often. It's just so amazing. He never asked to make another movie. No.

It's like it's perfect capstone at the end. He could have run for president after that and once. Yes. He should said his name was a Delta Zeme. Why don't more celebrities run for president? Because we found like this lower tier. Well, they started to. But you know what I mean?

Like this lower tier game show guy. Yeah. Gets it. Like anyone could. But that's the thing. There was like after Trump. There was like this spate of like all these fucking people that had never been in politics before.

All of a sudden like, I'm going to run for office. But it leads me to believe that fame is better than politics. What is that mean? Like incredibly famous and rich? Oh, you mean as a guide to success in politics? No, just like you're happier being a famous rich person. Well, politics seem very difficult. Politics seems like a fucking boring drag.

Yeah. And everyone hates you. Everyone hates you. But you do get a lot of money being corrupt. Because the one thing that I relate to Trump on is, Oh, let's hear it. Is like when they base, everyone came out and admitted, oh yeah, he doesn't roll up to the office until one. I was like, yeah, I get it. I wouldn't want to either. So when he was, did he live

at the White House at all? Yeah, you usually do. But I thought he kept his apartment and didn't really live there. No, he lived in the White House, but they, but they, uh, of course, Mara Lago, the Winter White house. Yes. So he just wasn't there a lot, but he, no, he would just be on the internet every, every morning and then he would like, just look at my space and stuff and then come down, like, what's going on his phone? I'm like, yeah, I got it. Yeah. That's my space. No, I mean, there are days when it's cool up's turn to, who's in my sense. He's like adjusting it. To get the baby in the morning.

Yeah. Where it's like, God, I'm just enjoying laying in bed, like being on my phone and I'm avoiding what's going on downstairs. I understand. It's great. Oh, I never get to do that. Meaning Holly won't allow me to continue sleeping if Mike gets her up. Well, that is the one thing that, like, we despises Mike, right?

But it's like literally like, just wake up. Mom, going alone with this guy. We do take turns cool up and I go every other day. and when I get Emmy, I'll take her downstairs and I'll, you know, give her milk and, you know, a snack and all the kind of stuff. Meanwhile, Kulap gets her and then five minutes later, I'm still in bed. I hear, let's go say hi to Daddy. It's like, this is defeating the point. Like, we're taking turns so I can just lay her in bed.

Yeah. Yeah. You got to do it sometimes. I'm going to start coming over when she says that. Yeah. Let's say hi to daddy. Say hi to daddy. And then suddenly.

I'm in my jammies. You're crawling into the room. Crawling in bed. Jumping up and down. Daddy. Daddy, wake up. Any kind of fool. All right.

We have to take a break. And we're back. And Paul, is it three-term time? You know what, guys? It is three-cher time. Holy shit. And this time we're going to play a game called, wait, if you would like to send us a three-cher, it's nothing more than a parlor game.

You can write to. us at Freedom USA at gmail.com. Send us an email. And if you have a fun game... For once in your life. Parlor game, a car game,

you know, that kind of thing. A game to pass the time. We have fun. And we're going to have fun with this game. We've played it before. We're going to play it again. Write this very second. It's called Carnelly.

What this is is we go around in a circle. We'll say the title of something that we should decide whether it's maybe we'll do different rounds. We can do songs, for instance. and someone says the title of a song and then the next person has to say a different song title are we doing a letter

the last letter or the last word? I think the last letter. Last letter. Does it be the last? The last? Can it just be a word in the song? I think it should be the last. Oh.

Because that's the way to. If the word is like a word, that's not common. Let's try the last letter and see how it goes. Last letter reminds me too much of hunt. but let's try it. Let's just see. And the next try. Okay, I don't want to do that, but let's try it.

Let's do one this way and then the next time we'll do your way. I like the idea that we're going to try it to see what it feels like. Let's just see. Let's just see how it goes. Because usually we say what the rules are and Paul you say you don't like it. And then we try it and it's fine. Wow. He said usually you don't like it.

Yeah, I heard. You can pop off right now if you want to. You want to pop off? I could, but I'm not going to. Let's hear it. let's hear what the game I mean let's start it let's do it let's hear it by doing it can't wait hear that last letter let's hear what the game is by doing the game yes okay well put

thank you do you want me to start and we'll go clockwise yes all right I understand clockwise you have to explain it dream weaver um it's hard just sang one right before we started rolling. Do you want to do a song that starts with Weaver? Reunited. Reunited. I almost said run, comma, born two. Don't stop believing. Now this is an N, right? I think so. Because it's an N-apostrophe. Natalie Brunerle. I don't have to start, I don't have to do it starting with an apostrophe, do I? If you could, that'd be great. Something about tis of figgy pudding or something. Oh, I got one. Oh, you do? Yeah. Okay,

say what it is, but I'm going to do end. Round midnight. Round midnight. That's good. That's great. I'm going to do end. Okay. No one is to blame, Howard Jones. E. E to me.

Every day I write the book. Keep. Keep. Don't stop believing. Keep don't stop. This is hard. Keep. Keep it coming up.

Keep it coming up. Keep it coming up. Don't stop it. No, don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop the beat.

I'm out. You're out. So we're seeing how we like it. It's hard. Knife edge. By the alarm. E again. Everybody wants to rule the world.

Whoa. Drive. By the car. The fuck is wrong with that. A lot of words end in E I'm finding. The ones you think of. Yeah, you're finding. Anything with eggs?

Thanks. Anything with eggs? Paul, anything with 24-hour eggs? Egyptian National Anthem. Oh my gosh. Wow. That's a deep hole. Oh, actually, Egypt, Egypt.

By whom? Oh, what's the guy's fucking name? I have it. I have it on my phone. Okay. There's also what is... Something lover is his name. Jonathan Richmond and the...

Modern lovers? Modern lovers? Because he does Egyptian... Something. The Egyptian lover is the name of the artist. Oh, the Egyptian lover. His song Egypt. Egyptian lover, lover.

Okay, so what is it? Egypt, Egypt. Yes. Okay, so T. The way we were with an E. Paul, you're enjoying this. Enter the dragon. Ooh.

Is that a song? I don't know. Let's look it up. I bet it is. Enter the dragon song. I'm going to look it up. There's a soundtrack. Enter the dragon, but not a song.

I'm out. Wow. Scott, you won. Congrats. Congratulations. Now, let's play it the way you want to play, Paul. With a word? Sure, thank you. It's not going to work.

Why is it not going to work? Because let's try it. Let's try it. But let's do it the way you want. Why is it not going to work? Do you want to do a movie? Or do you want to do a song? Or do you want to do a book?

Like a Dreamweaver. Weaver. Well, don't say that. But we want to say it because we want to win. How about in dreams? There's a millions of longer dream. The way you want to do it is any word. Any word from the song.

Well, yeah, if you have a compound word like that, like what else are you going to do? Dream Weaver. Come for me. That's two different words. This is getting really good. You're saying Dream Weaver is two words? Yes.

Well, then what's the problem, Lauren? Well, we thought it was the last word. Weaver. Weaver only. I also suggested that it didn't have to be the last word. Well, then let's play that way, Paul. I like this. And we'll have a lot of fun.

How it's being so. Because I swear to God, this is how we played it before, that it wasn't the last one necessarily. I'm sure. Because honestly, it did take a word from it. That was really hard. So I think that can't be how we play it. It was irritating and it was shitty. Your attitude?

Yes, I agree. You know what? Guilty is charged. Let's try it again. Tree Weaver. Weaver my heart. Weaver my heart. What is that?

Okay, okay. In Agata de Vita. Jesus Christ. Got a new attitude. New song, Howard Jones. You're just making shit out. No, I'm not. Why are they all Howard Jones?

Right? Let's hear a little bit of new song by Howard Jones. Oh, thing up. There's a day to day. There's a brain. Throw up your mental chains. throw off your banjo and chains. Here we have an ad before it.

Video play soon, though. Only 10 more second. Video play soon, no. Yeah, unskippable. But don't worry, video play soon. You can also do like the iTunes preview. That's true. Which would not be ads.

What are we doing? We're listening to Howard Jones. All right, let's start again. This isn't even it. This is something called coincidence. Okay, turn that off. How about? Safety dance.

Okay. Wait, why? Oh, this is new? I want to dance with somebody. Okay. I want to. Dance. Um.

With. Dance, Howard Jones. Yes. I'm trying to think of body songs. How about Wits? I sing the body electric. from fame from fame

I think sing a song isn't that what it's called sing a song make it loud is that from Sesame Street it was sung out strong it was sung on Sesame Street

but I don't know if it originated there I don't know if they're the original but it seems like they are I'll tell you what's the Sesame Street Good morning Starshine Sing a song Upker Jeff Kee Jekyllman up Kirstoo if it's his

Whoa, that just took me back. Deep cut. Song for Zula. That's a song. Song for Zula. Yeah. Yeah. I know that's a song.

I'm trying to think of the other Zula songs in the world. We bought a zoo. That's how a song. Movie. We bought a zoo. Is a movie in parentheses? Yes. Okay.

And is that a song? We're doing movies now. Oh, okay. Fair enough. All right. That was interesting. We bought a zoo. Movie.

Actually, that title would be better with parentheses movie. Absolutely. Absolutely. Because it's so strange, you see it in the paper. We bought a zoo. The Muppet movie. It is just movies now. A Muppet Christmas Carol, movie.

The Muppet's Take Manhattan movie. Manhattan movie. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Man on Fire, movie. The man with one red shoe movie?

Angels want to wear my red shoes, song. This is like Uno. Angels in the Outfield, movie. We should do it like Uno where someone names a movie. We can just name another movie that doesn't have any word in common. Or we can change the subject. Let's try that. Okay.

Okay. Or we can change the subject. Or we can change the category by saying... We're already doing that, dear. No, but I'm saying... Why are you announcing it? He'd say even if you have nothing for either one, you could just be like, I'm just going to name a different movie. Love it. Absolutely.

Let's do it. Okay. Let's play this until we die of all the age. Angels and the Outfield. It gets to a part of you just say anything. Yeah. Angels in the Outfield movie. You can say anything.

Okay. I'm going to say Oppenheimer. Movie. The atomic bomb thing. Soy bomb person. Soil milk thing. Soyuz, the space station thing. Use guys.

Frays. Okay. Analyze this phrase. Analyze that movie. Enalize this. Porn. Dr. Who, a porn parody, porn. Doctor Who?

Okay. Dr. Who parody, porn. So you can do porn or you can do something. Could you just say Doctor Who TV? Not to give it to. Magnavox, TV. Oh, okay.

Life's good. LG TV. LG TV. Is that what the LG is guess for? Yeah. I hate that. When you turn on the TV. My appearance says life's good.

Well, isn't that how you feel whenever you sit down to watch your favorite show? You know what's good? You got me. Yeah. Well, this is fun. It was great. I liked it. I liked how we modified.

I think that game is a keeper. I like to be modified. Yeah. Carnaluno. Although we should also include skips and draw fours into it somehow. Yeah. And wild cards. Yeah. And like arm punches.

Arm punches. Sort of like, gotcha. like jinx sort of like punch buggies. Yes. If we see while we're playing the game, if we see a car with a one headlight. Yeah. Wallflowers. Yes.

Jacob Dylan. Person. Band. Bob Dylan. Person. Father. Father. Now we're on fathers.

Father. Roll. My father. Father. My pillow. Pillow. My pillow. There's something so funny about calling your business like my pillow.

That's the best. he could do? That was the fuck. My pillow. It's like, okay. The fuck that is? I'd never thought about it. What a terrible day. Was he saying they were his pillows or they were saying anyone can have their own pillow? I think it's like when you have your special pillow and you call it my pillow. I've never done. Oh, can I have my pillow? May I? Excuse me, madam. May I have my pillow?

If you have like a pillow that you like, it's your pillow. That's what I say on the airplane. May I have my pillow? Can you tuck me in, mommy? Yeah. Ding. Sorry, could you pull the blanket up to my chin? Can you pull them on my nipples? But not past them. All right, we got to go.

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