Threedom - Threevisiting: I See Both

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

Threevisiting on the Tues: Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about juniors & thirds, Disneyland and play the name game. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Unlock every episode of THREEDOM and THREEMIUM, ad-free, on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/shop

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They can't sue us. Yeah, they could they? Could you imagine that court, landmark ruling, goes all the way up to the Supreme, baby. Wow. And it's a two guys there. Can you imagine Brett Kavanaugh ruling on this? I can. I love to imagine him ruling on things.

I like his opinions. J.K. Do you think this pre-cord is... J-K. Chiqu-ch-K. Chik-K. Chik-K. J-K. J-K. K. K.

J-K. Harris. J.K. Harris? J.K. Harris? No. Oh, I thought you were saying J.K. Rowling, but you had no idea what her last name was. Can we just say J.K. Simmons? We have to introduce Notorious turf J.K. R.

Yeah. J.K. Simmons. J. K. Simmons. J. K. Simmons. Let's do our three to more of us, everyone. J.K. Simmons. Jack. J. K. Harris. Jack. Harry.

J.K. Roling. Jermadesty Jackson. Jermadest to Jackson. What's going on with blanket? Don't, you're not supposed to bring him up. What's going on with blanket? What's going on with blanket? What's going on? I did not obey the rule of three.

I wish I had. Should have done it. You know that beautiful harmony. Shoulda coulda wood up. What's his name? Oh, right. I'm doing Rossboro, but for no reason. We're doing Rossboro doing George Bush.

Yeah. Rossboro doing. I did not have sexual. I'm not a croreau doing. I'm not a croreau. Rossboro doing George. H.W. Bush. Herbert Walker.

Shoulda coulda win it. Should I get it would it. Should I get a winner. Hi, everyone. Welcome to Freedom. Hi. We're back. What's up? Players.

We're back and better than ever. I feel like we, true. Yeah. I feel like we haven't seen each other a million years. No. No, it's been three weeks or something. It has been a while, yeah. Three weeks, four weeks?

A lot's happened. Five weeks. Yeah, yeah. Tell us. Well, I've been all over the place. I mean, wait. What was the last time we saw each other? It was before the four.

Yeah, it was... Wow. Yeah. I went to Chicago. I went to New Buffalo, Michigan. I said I was going to Michigan City, but it was actually New Buffalo, Michigan. Why did you lie? Why?

Yeah, why would you lie to us? Because when I booked the Airbnb, I was searching Michigan City and found this one. And then after I booked it, I realized it was New Buffalo, which is right next to it. And then you felt embarrassed, so you lied? I didn't know I lied until I was done speaking to you. Speaking of being embarrassed, I thought it's pronounced Airbn. Oh, okay. I've never heard out loud before and I feel like a fool.

I think we should back up. I think we should talk about the 4th of July. Did you guys do your movie night? Did you have fun? We did, but what we didn't realize was my next door neighbors who constantly have parties on holidays. We have parties. They have parties. We'd have one that lasted late into the evening.

And so we couldn't do the outdoor movie. We instead watched it inside. Tough to not be invited to the big party. That's what you're saying. Yeah. I wanted to part the bushes and say, Room for some more. We were just going to watch a movie.

But it sounds like, you're all having fun. If I had gone, I wish I'd like had pajamas and gone over there. You have your candle and you're like, my candle stub. Yeah, but it's a little firework because it's like thematic. Carrie Lendo, a comedian that I know from Philadelphia. She posted an Instagram story of somebody had brought to a Neil Young concert that she was at, a fucking, like, Ebenezer Scrooge candle stick with a little stub

of candle. That's how long, that's how long Bruce Springsteen has been popular. Like, back when Scrooge was a thing. Do you think Bruce Springsteen is Neil Young, honey? You said Neil? Because nobody mentioned Bruce Springsteen. It even was better with Neil Young, who is older. Weird slam on Bruce.

I really don't even know why I said that. I was like, I don't even know why. I just don't know why. It just came out. Not what I meant. Not what I meant. Could I woulda, shoulda. I also went to Neil Young.

Chopin broccoli. Was not. That's why you were so confused. I was like, why am I still talking? Like, it's like he doesn't get what I'm saying. And I was like, yeah, because it doesn't make any sense. Okay, go ahead. Was not approached by anyone at Neil Young.

I feel like his audience is older than our freedom audience, but I will say, so I was at a couple... Neil Young himself said, I'm a piss pig. The original piss pig. I got a lot of it at They Might Be Giant Sparks. That makes sense.

And then I was at the Amundsen watching Into the Woods, which I know you're about to see, Lauren. Into the Woods. The touring production. And a gentleman came up to me, and I was like, oh, here we go. And he goes, hey, I used to come

to the death ray shows. Great to see you. And I was like, I left that interaction a little disappointed that I was like, Huh, I guess there are no piss pigs here. Literally three seconds later, I'm a piss pig. Nice. That person who spoke to you should get into being a piss pig because it sounds like he misses you.

I think they should get into a trash can and go to hell. Wow. Straight down a hill. Straight down a hill to hell. Yeah. What if you fell down a... Yeah, what if Jack and Joe went to hell? Oh, my God.

This is a great premise for a movie. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, so how do we get Andrew Dice Clay in this? Ask him. There has to be a cameo from the ice man. There has to be a cameo from the dice. Jack and Jill went down to hell. Oh!

Eo! But it reminded me of this story that I read, the me being disappointed that the person wasn't a Piscic. Not the New Testament. Oh, God. Okay, so there's a little carpenter. A little carpenter. Not again.

But it was this profile of Tom Waits written by the woman who wrote Eat Prey Love. And her name is Elizabeth Gilbert. Yes, yes. So she wrote this profile of Tom Waits and there was this funny part where he was talking about, like everyone was talking about like, oh yeah, Tom, because he doesn't have a regular job with regular hours, he's always the guy that we call on for his kids in elementary school to drive them around to all the field trips. and they ask Tom waits about this. He goes, yeah, I have a really old, like, one of those big, you know, 60s cars that's really long and big. He goes, I have one of those, and I'm always looking for a nine passenger opportunity. But then, so then he's talking about, so anyway, I took the kids down to Guitar Center for a field trip, and I'm just sitting there and I'm waiting.

And I'm like, all right, when are people going to, I'm going to be mobbed, obviously. I'm sitting there. No one recognizes me. None of the people who work there. I'm getting upset. And I'm getting angry. The longer it goes on, I'm posing next to the guitars. I'm like, come on, guys, come on, guys.

Then three weeks later, I took the kids to a field trip at the dump. I pull up, people go, hey, it's Tom Wait! Everybody knows me at the dump. Wow, the dump. That's how I felt. Everybody knows me at the dump. He is funny, Tom Waits. Yeah, he's very funny.

Yeah. I heard a story about him. This was a story from a dear departed. front of my Oh, Paul. My burp is my emotions. Have you ever burped your emotions? I burp whenever I'm sad.

Bl, I'm sad. Have you never burped your emotions? So Tom Waits, this is like not long after the early era that you and I we sang that song together. Do you remember on Freedom? Yeah.

Please call me baby. I love it. This is probably around that area. That's like one of the best songs of all time. I'd go ahead and say. Put on the list of 300 greatest songs. That's on there.

Dang. 300. What song? Please call me baby. Remember, we played it on 3-in one time. I don't. Let's play it again because I'm sure our listeners don't remember. Okay.

Well, no, actually, if anyone remembers anything, it's them. Yeah. I can't believe they play the song again. I'm so pissed. Here we go. First, we have to hear, we have to see a better help. But the desk is over here. Oh, my God.

Pay for the fucking premium. No. It's funny. Here. 300. Top 300 songs. Just give it a second. On this alone.

Let it play. I don't know about 300. Maybe $3.25. Let it move you. Why do we play it? We were talking about songs we liked. We were talking about songs we liked. You're horrible.

Just let it go. Just let it go. Play the entire song. No. Let it get to the part I'm talking about. What part? So wait, there's only a part of the song that belongs in the top 300 song? There's too cold to be I walking the streets.

Here we go. We do crazy things when we're wounded. There's lyrics on it. Yes. They have little musical notes down there. Oh, go. Out walking in the rain. It's a lovely, lovely story.

Shut that shit off. So here's the story. Wait, what was the part you liked? That part. That part. So here's the story that my friend, my late friend, Big Daddy Graham told me. That's his name?

That was his stage name. It wasn't his birth name? He was Little Daddy Graham and then he grew up. He's named after the dad. Little daddy. No one's ever dad junior. Why don't we do that? Why don't we do that?

Little daddy. How come? How come kids aren't like, am I dad junior? Yeah. If you're daddy, am I daddy junior? Or my mommy junior? Or my little daddy. Did you ever know anyone who's a true junior or a, I knew a third?

A trunier? Yeah, a true junior. We call my brother. Meaning someone who's a man who's pregnant. My father was a junior. We started. My father was a junior. Junior, his father before him.

There was a scound doll in our family because they, my father was the firstborn. So he was the junior. And then it was expected that when my parents had a son. That the firstborn would be a junior. They did not do that. Do it. And so my father's brother, my uncle named his next kid the third. Like makeup?

Yeah. Don't worry. It's still in there. Do you feel? And I think it died with him. Did your parents not why? want to use that name for some reason? Yeah.

I find it weird. Give everyone a different name so you know who you're talking to. I think I like the tradition, but a lot of people will do like, they'll name the person the next, the same full name, but then they call them the middle name or they call them a nickname of the first name.

So everyone has a different version. They call them junior. Yeah, which I like. I think it's cute. I like, I see both. Like I do like, and dead people. I think that tradition,

I see both dead people. Abraham Lincoln. I see both. And Paul Litt. Routy Routy Piper. The two dead people I see, Abraham Likin, and I never see them in the same place,

which makes me wonder. Okay. I got questions. Well, we were talking about juniors and thirds, and before that we were talking about Big Daddy Graham. That's right. Big Daddy Graham. Oh, yeah.

And so he told me the story. So around that era of Tom Wait's career, he's playing. some place that has a kitchen in it. You know, it's like some venue that also serves food. And so he hears that... Yeah, I'm hungry in my tumbling. I guess I could have some fries right now.

I could have some fries. Did you bring fries for everyone? I did bring fries, but we'll have them after the show. Okay. And there will be ice cold. Honestly, still dead. And the consistency will be disgusting. Disgusting.

Real hard potatoy inside. Yeah. Just the way you like them. Yeah. And so... I just got an air fryer and I'm really loving it. Really? Yeah, we have one. All right, let's talk more about it later.

Tom Waste discovers that an old friend of his is working in the kitchen. This guy named Art. And so he says, I want to go back. That's so weird. He makes art and then art makes food? And the artist visits art? Sing? The food is a painting. Okay.

People would eat it and then it was bad because they're eating paint. I see. But did it taste? like fries? No, but they would spray a fry smell on it. Okay. Do fries go with that shake?

Not anymore. I just drove by a runover skunk on the way here. Oh. Did you make a wish? I did. And the skunk smell hit me like 30 seconds later. I was like, boom.

Oh, they really loved a release. Yeah. Are they just holding on to it be entirely? Is it like? It's a fart. Is it like a fart? Is it like a fart where they're like,

I really would want to let this go, but I need it to protect myself? They have a stinky, sphincter that's like releases the stent. What is amazing about evolutionarily skunks, they're like, look, I'm not going to stop eating the things that I'm eating.

I love them and I love my method of getting them. Yeah. The best I could do is I'm going to spray a stink out of my asshole. Yeah. I know. They do feel like they should have gone away by now. Yeah, I'm not going to evolve big teeth.

If it was so useful, humans would have it. Right? That's not, we're not the, we're not the best thing in the world, right? Well, that's why I wonder, like, why don't we have, we could be better. Why don't we have noses like dogs? Like, I get jealous when I hear, oh, a dog can walk in and smell. I can't jealous. Well, I mean, evolutionarily, shouldn't we?

No, why? Why would I want to smell? We're in charge. We don't want to know. Just because of our thumbs? Yeah. What smells bad in that way? No.

But they love it. When you see dogs like going over to poop and going, like, they love it. Like, don't you want that? They're gathering information. That's true. It is like USA Weekly for dogs. I saw this. USA Weekly.

United States of America. USA Weekly. The most patriotic celebrities is doing crazy things. You can't stop us from naming our paper that us weekly. Just a really tiny A. United States today. I saw this do-do video, you know, the animal account. Sorry, no.

Oh, dodo, like the like dodo just, what's it called? Like, dodo happiness or something. It's called the dodo. Okay. What the fuck are you talking about? Dodo happiness. Oh, that's their lifestyle magazine. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm a subscriber.

I love it. It's actually daily. Why did they name their cute animal content account after a dead extinct thing? You know, you got to ask these questions because here's what I'm going to guess. Every animal that there is. Don't worry. No, I'm not worried. I'm talking to those in your dear.

Every, okay, deer. Every animal that there is definitely already has an account named after it. Yeah, right. There's definitely cat. Dog. There's definitely cat. Dog. Dog.

They start simple. At cat, at dog, at giraffe. At ant eater. Yeah. Go look this up. Ardvark. Go look up Instagram.com slash ardvark. So this dodo video, this woman saying there's this filter where you can see the world

the way your dog sees. Oh, no. dogs are colorblind or whatever the fuck. Sorry this page isn't available. No one has Ardvar? No one has Ardvar. I'm going to get that. And so everything looks tope except for this one toy that is blue.

And she's like, that's why he likes this toy so much because it's the most colorful one. And it's like, this doesn't make, dogs do not exclusively like blue things. That was the only difference. She's looking at all this shit. Everything is tan except for some things are blue. That's crazy. Yeah.

And my question. Dodo, I call upon you to take that down. Did you even listen to what he was saying? Yeah, I heard everything. It's great. Because you said it's crazy like, okay, I'm glad you're done. No, no, no, no, no. It's crazy because my question is, how do we know what they see?

How are we getting this info? That's the thing. Exactly. Has one dog talked and we just interviewed him about his life? I guess it's that dog from up. And then we think that about all dogs. It's the dogs from up. Like, oh, dogs are colorblind.

Why? Because this one gained the power of speech and told us he was colorblind? Come on. They might not all be colorblind. Yeah. I never thought about that. I never thought of the sausage king of Chicago. So Tom Waits says, I want to go in the kitchen and visit my old buddy.

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah. Art. Art. And so he walks in. How does he hear about this? I wonder, like, hey, your old buddy, Art's back there. That's someone with a similar voice to Tom Waits. I bet Art probably saw that Tom Waits was coming to the venue and said, hey, I work there.

Right. So he goes back and Art is at the dishwashing machine and Tom Wade says, Hey, Arty, so you got yourself a Hobart. And then he washes dishes with him for the rest of the night. Oh. Well, what a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

That's really cool. That's great. That's really cool, man. Were you expecting more from that story? No, I liked it. It gives me a good feeling. It went in a direction I wasn't expecting at all. I just, I wasn't expecting anything, but that also wasn't what I was expecting.

We should, we should do a shift of washing dishes once a week. Yeah, we should. The three of us. Yeah, we should do it. Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you there. And we're definitely going to do it for sure. Or you could just wash the dishes at my place.

Oh, I see how this works. Okay. You're trying to Tom Sawyer us. I already painted your fence last week. God damn. What was the psychology behind it? it was like... He would say like, boy, this fence painting sure is fun.

You probably wouldn't like it. And then these idiots were like, I'll show you, I bet I would love it. Yeah. And then they all paint the fence and then he like just kicks back and chills. What a genius. He's a genius. Man.

He's brilliant. What else did he? Oh, he fakes his own death. He didn't fake his own death. He just like missed his death. They thought he was dead. And then he went to his own funeral. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Like that guy on Instagram. Wait, I haven't heard about this guy on Instagram. A man who pretended. Is it Instagram.com slash ardvark? Yeah. And by the way, shocked, there's no at ardvark. What are we doing?

What are we doing, guys? As a people. Yeah. Yeah. As an ardvark. But this guy, he faked his own death with the, you know, his family was in on it, but it tricked all of his friends and people he hadn't seen him any years. And then they all came to his funeral. Then he popped out and was like, no, you got to appreciate me because I'm still here or something.

And they're like, we hate your voice. That was the only reason he faked his death? It was something like to teach a lesson about like appreciating people you still have him or something. He flew it on a helicopter or something insane. But did they film it? It was for filming it. It was for Instagram. It was for DDo. Did he get sued somehow? Because that's there must be a way to sue for that. I want to sue him.

I want to sue him too. It's so fucked up. His family was in on it so at least they weren't traumatized because that would be really horrible. I'm confusing. Your friends could be traumatized by it. Oh, definitely. I'm saying it's worse if you do it to your family. Traumatize your friends all you want. Do you think anyone we know who's dead is actually alive? God, I hope not. Um, could be cool if they're just somewhere in a bunker. Nobody I like has died.

Hitler. Wow. He was in a bunker. Okay. Can you milk him? Can you milk him? All right, we have to take a break. I don't know about you, Paul. Well, what would you like to know? Okay, well, let me tell you something about myself and I'll see if you relate. Okay. I like I like things too. I like. What's that song? I like. I can't remember any example, but it's permeated through my breath.

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People will call you Trip. Oh, really? Oh, I actually like that. My best friends from fifth grade to seventh grade, then he moved away, was a trip. If you are named after someone, if you're named after your grand. You might be a redneck. If you are named after your grandfather, your father did not have the same name. And they skipped one?

They call you skip. They call you Skip. Oh. Interesting. They also call you Trey if you were the third. Okay. He didn't have any of that. He was.

Okay. He didn't have any of them. His name was Edward. And his middle initial was P. Was he a vampire? Yeah. Was he a, He was like glittery.

No, stop, stop, stop. Was he a scissors hands? Yeah. He was a vampire and a scissors hands. So he would like cut someone's neck with his hands and then suck the blood out. No, was Edward, no teeth? Was Edward Scissor hands? He loved sweets.

He just had all his teeth removed. Oh, okay. Was Edward Scissor Hands an original screenplay not based on any short story or anything? You are correct. That's a great movie. Like, where are we? Let's get some Edward Scissorhands style weird shit happening. I just want some Edward Scissorhands, like the, you know, IP.

I want them to expand it, you know? I want... Fondy. I want some surprises. What isn't that? I want surprises. Isn't that what it is? What is what?

All I am I mean to do is find myself a brand new lover. Somebody. Dead or alive? I don't know that song. Oh, I'm going to look this up. Wait, I'm so surprised you don't know this song. Surprise. What a great day.

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Skip ads. Finally, I can skip it. We saw a trailer for Grand Tremesmo and Janie. Lucky. leaned over to me and said, didn't Clint East would already do this? And I said, that was Grand Toreno. And it was not about racing. It was about racism.

Racism. Hell, hell Down the hill to hell Jack and Jill In hell Darling was too hard to swallow I've got the solution I'm leaving tomorrow

Now as I stand Where are you going See there What surprise is What I really need to do Is find myself a brand new lover with eyes for me to notice all the others

I have to say I've never heard this I love that I'm amazing I saw Dead or Alive for me on a show Yeah I love that for you Because it actually

You know what it means You let some stuff go You still think out there I just go Yes Like that What was your stories got? So what happened to you?

Well the first time I saw Dead or Alive on a show I was like What a beautiful woman And it was the first time I believe... Well, I think I'd seen Boy George. I don't know what they look like, so I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, it's a, I mean... It's a man.

Yeah, it's a man, but... It's a man, baby! You were like, I'm coming. And tell us about the last time you said that earlier. It was just about two seconds ago. Okay. And you're coming. Still coming.

I've been coming the entire time. Fucking. problem. You need to go to the doctor. What? But just because I constantly come all day and all night? Would that be a blessing or a curse? I'd go with curse. But if you couldn't come,

like you'd never had, it would be cool to do it. It would be cool to do it. I can't argue with that. Okay. Okay. All right, fine. All right. Paul, why are you looking at your watch? I'm looking for the date, dear. Why are you promoting the outlaws on your

on your paper here. Because the last CBV episode I did was with Adam Devine. Nice. It was before the strike and we talked about the outlaws. Amazing.

And you were invited and you said, fuck no. Oh, right. Yep. Because you were gone in all of your travel. Do you want to tell us more

about your travels? So many places. I went to... Don't just name the cities because that's boring. So, no, I really enjoyed new Buffalo. It's really cute.

It's like a little beach town in Michigan on the lake. And we got an Airbnb that accessed a private beach. Oh, fuck. Which was so great because I was with... Just strip your clothes off and just... It wasn't that private. All the houses connected to this beach.

But this one was across the street, but we got access to it. Oh, okay. And... Well, like a key card or what? You had to bring a little flag down just to show that you had approval to be there. And it was the don't tread on me? Yep. Confederate flag.

The Gadsden flag. And we had to wave it proudly. I went with my brother and his wife and kids and then Mike and Holly. And it was just like, Their wife and kids. It was a great time. And Holly loves the water so much. She loves to go in the lake.

I love a water movie. Do you have it at your house? Water? Yeah. We have some. Yeah. She has a little kitty pool. She really enjoys.

Yeah, I saw it. But it was blessed. And then, you know, yeah, we came back. We celebrated Holly's second birthday. That's right. I was there. Paul unfortunately missed. I know.

I was sad to miss it. We had a petting zoo with bunnies and guinea pigs that the kids loved. It was so sweet. It was really very cute. However, all the little kids were like quiet and gentle with the animals. I don't think Emmy would appreciate. I don't know. She might have been like wanting to touch them or something.

I think she'd be curious, but I don't know. I think she would just look at it as like, oh, another dog type thing. Totally. Yeah. I have gotten to the point and this, I'm not sad. You can tell what rabbits are? Yeah. For a while, I was like, that's not one, is it?

And then somebody would say, it is. And then sometimes I would say, there's one. And people like, no, that's a dog. I've got my Instagram search page to the point where it is all dogs and babies. Wow. Congrats. I mean, specifically, dogs and babies interacting. Wow.

It's the best. My page is chaos. Click on one Mr. Bean looking motherfucker. I talked about this before. And let it all go downhill. You know the Mr. Bean looking guy. I talked about it on like literally two episodes ago. It sounds vaguely familiar.

There's the Italian Mr. Bean. Yeah, yeah. I clicked on one of his videos to say, to say what's Mr. Bean up to? And now that's all I get on my search page. I know. My page is a lot of like people with tons of injections and face plastic surgery looking like influencers. I get a lot of people. Looking like influencers.

A lot of people spoiling magic tricks, like showing you how to do. Really? I don't even look at my explore page. I think because of the Mr. Bean guy. I don't go to that page The coin is in your hand It wasn't in the air Wow

Everything is basically just like Oh yeah It's in some It's in a hand She's just hiding it Yeah yeah yeah Every magic trick in the world It's just oh yeah

They're hiding Pretty much yeah I want to learn a magic trick Because then you can become a member Of the magic castle What do you think Wait with one trick It's all things is one trick

And money Okay Oh I knew one What was yours? I mean, I could still do a stripped down version of it, but I knew a really... So you're naked and you do a fucking... Don't do that.

Please don't. I mean, that's hard magic to pull off. You're completely nude. Yeah, because you can still do a trick. Pretty much like, I guess it's up his ass. Yeah. It's the one... I guess it's up as a...

Hey, how come he can't talk so good for all this time? I guess just... Oh! And now your nurse is completely disappeared. So you learn one trick and then you pay a fee? How much? Who do you show the trick to? Top magician?

You, to top magician. Yeah. Yeah. Top top top hat magician. I'm sure it's like three board people. B-R-E-D or B-O-A-R-D. Both.

And I'm sure they're not magicians. They're just people that are, you know, approving, disapproving, or whatever. Yeah. That's always a fun place to go, though. It is fun. What about those magic tricks where, you know, this is one I've always kind of wondered about,

where like, somebody's getting information. Okay. So okay, I saw a trick. Where was I? I don't know. Maybe it was Penn and Teller. Maybe it was something like that. There's like, was the one where Teller couldn't, Penn couldn't talk. That was the best. I'll never forget. It was so amazing. The one person who can speak couldn't get words. I was like, this is so high pressure. I loved Penn & Taylor, by the way. Wonderful entertainers. Saw their shows. They actually have a masterclass on doing magic. My friend was watching his house sitting. Apparently. I turned on the TV and saw that it had been left on by my friend.

I got a master test. So you're staying busy while you were here? Wow. My friend who was house sitting was watching. So you're staying busy while you're saying that's appall? Learning magic tricks on my couch. Making my couch disappear. You know I'm a devout your ass.

And that is black Satanism. So you're at Pennanteller. No, I don't know if it's from Pennanteller. I don't know if it's from another magician. But basically they seal an envelope like a big. envelope with like paper and they write something on it and they seal it and then they talk to the person and the person says all these things and blah blah blah and then they open the envelope and it's what's written on the paper I'm like how does that happen yeah that kind of that kind of stuff

really throws me for a loop yeah yeah yeah I saw a really good Broadway uh show right before covid uh what's his name Darren Brown oh Darren Brown it was great is he let me see are you looking at him? Yeah, he's bald. Oh, not interested. Not interested. If he's magic, why doesn't he make himself have hair? Wow. It's not magic. It's mentalism. Oh, well, that's why he's bald.

Yes. Because of the power of his brain. He was thinking so hard and his hair went, yikes. I got to get out of here. He burned all the hair out with his mental powers. Yeah. Yeah, it was a really impressive show. That's awesome. Now, is he the mentalist? Yeah.

He would solve crimes every show, essentially. Yeah, every Broadway performance. Someone would murder someone at the top. If you're going to murder someone, please bring it to Broadway so I can solve the crime for a show. I do love stuff like that in Penn and Teller. I like going to the Magic. How much do you have to pay? Because I know one trick.

I don't know how much you have to pay. I don't know. I also don't know if that's correct. This is what I heard a long time ago. I thought you had to be like a certified magician. No. Okay. Because like Gary, Carrie.

Gary. Gary. Gary Kerry's in there And he doesn't know anything He's a fucking dumb shit He's not certified I ruined it for myself Gary

Gary? Carrie Grant was a member of the match Oh but he was also incredibly famous Yes They want him to be there Yeah

They want him to be there Yeah learn one trick so it's The Carrie Grant's sliding scale If you're Carrie Grant One trick If you're us If you're anyone else Fucking have a show

Well because I know Someone who's a member Yeah either right Who is not No no no No I also know Eva I also know Eva But somebody

who's not a magician, who is a musician. Maybe they got confused. Oh, that's probably it. Yep. But he did a magic trick, and he paid the fee. How much is this fee? I gotta know. It's got to be.

Oh, man. Have you ever heard about that how much money that Club 33 is in Disneyland? Oh, yeah. It's so much. Isn't it like, is it $50,000 a year or something? Or $25,000. It's something like really.

And it's yearly. It can't be worth that. No, no, no. I have a friend who was there, and it's like, oh, yeah, it's just kind of lame. Just because you can have drinks there? Yeah. And it's secret.

It's initiation fee of 33,000. Wait, 25,000 up front to be remember, and 10,000 each year after. That's disgusting. It says it's now open to the public. Well, I'm like, well, that I definitely know why anything to do it. Wait, it's now open to the public? I mean, not everyone who would do this. What does that mean it's open to the public?

I don't know. Mouse trap news says Club 33. Mousrap News. Now is open to the public. I think you can sign up. Especially now that you can. This is Ronald Coofy from Mousstrap News. I mean.

Especially now that you can basically walk out of Disneyland, go to downtown Disney and get a drink. That's right. We took Holly for two nights, and it was so funny. No days. We didn't go at all. We just did one day at the actual. We did one day at the park.

You know, she's only two. One day in the park with Holly. But the fun was. The parody of Sunday in the park with George. I liked it. The fun was we got the hotel so we could sleepover and then be the first people in the park where she gets up early. Yes.

And then we are able to come back and take a, take a nap. That's secret info. Yeah. I know. But I do. And you're still there. I had some complaints. I imagine.

Yeah. The other one's better. No, I know. But so we went to the, we went to Disneyland first thing. And she was so excited. And it was so great because when you get in really early, there was like nobody. I mean, it was like, it felt busy. But then once everyone disperses.

It's like a ghost town. Oh, no. You were at the haunted. Well, we were at Tune Town, which they revamped. Oh, good. And she could run around. It's really good for a little kid, so you'll take Emmy there eventually, and she'll really love it. Because, like, they made some play spaces.

I'll show her pictures. Okay. Well, I'll take her. How about that? I'll show her pictures. Oh, Tudown. And it was really great. And then we went back to the hotel and we chilled for five hours.

Nice. During the 95 degree heat, we like, you know, watched a movie. Then she took a nap. Then we went back out to California Adventure for the second half. Did she feel like, because of the night? this is how I would have felt as a kid like, we're missing Prime Disneyland time. No, she was totally happy to be watching a movie. She loves monsters.

What does she call it again? Because she said it to me. Mater. Mater. Yeah, she said to me Mater. She was saying it to him. Charlie's Throne? She's our favorite movie.

That's advanced. Well, so we went on this ride, though. There's this new ride at Tune Town. What? And it was crazy. So it's called Mickey and Minnie's Railroad Runaway or something. and Runaway Railroad. Yeah, that makes for sense.

And we didn't know anything about it. I had read online because I did some like toddler research to be like, so that was a ride that was like approved. And then I asked as we were going in, I was like, is this okay for her? And they were like, it's good for everyone. Okay. So we walk in and there's this, you, I mean,

spoilers about the ride if you care about that kind of thing. But we walk into a room and there's a movie. There's a movie screen. And so it's kind of going, oh, is it not a ride? I was getting a little confused. They used to show the movie, I bet it. Oh, they showed a movie, black and white. Like Steamboat Willie.

And then there's a crash on the screen, and then the screen pops. It has a big jagged crash hole through it, and there's smoke coming out. So Holly was like- Smoke coming out of its crash hole? Yeah. And Holly was looking at me like, oh, no, like what? You've got to get me out of here. So we pick her up.

We go, oh, no, we're going inside. So you walk through the screen. Then you're like, oh, we're going in the movie. Interesting. And so I'm like, already going, is this a bad idea? Then there's a train that pulls up. And she's like, train, train. And we had just been on the train for the other birthday party.

And so she's like excited. And then so we get in the train. And it's just a bench with like a bar that goes down. So I'm already getting a little bit like, is better be slow and like. Slow and easy. She's tiny. The cars immediately separate and circling in different directions. So Mike and I are looking into like, oh my God.

Everything is blaring loud, bright screens, loudest sounds in the world. We squished together to. like hold her tightly in place. The car's going all over the place. It's crazy. We were like panicking. We're looking at you like, oh my God, my God. She's going, ah! And then like there's like blaring sounds.

It was a kind of scary feeling to me. I couldn't even pay attention to what the ride was because I was looking at her, covered her eyes a lot. Then like you go in this other room and it's like calming down. And you're in front of like Clara the cow. An evil dentist comes out. Basically, you're in front of Clara the cow, who's like that old, timey thing.

And you're looking at a mirror. I'm sure she'd appreciate being described that way. And all the cars turn. and face the mirror. And they're going really slowly. She's like, one, two, three, one, two, three. We're doing ballet.

That's good. That's good. And I was like, okay, it's a little creepy, but it's okay. And then she goes, let's conga! And the fucking benches start,

like the train cars are going crazy around the room. Come on. And Holly's like, ah! And we were freaking out. We got off and we were like, oh my God, it's over,

thank God. And then it's the only thing she can talk about. She's been talking about it for a week and a half. She's like, train, movie, smoke, whole.

Interesting. Like she just is like every word. See, this is my theory because she's obsessed. Same thing happened when we took our nephew when he was younger and we took him on the goofy ride. Yeah. And I had read that was fine for his age. And it's basically a roller coaster where your legs are dangling. It's pretty goofy.

And. Seems scary once you got on. Right as it started going. He goes, I want to get off. This is too scary. And I was like, we can't now. And I was scared. Yeah.

I was a grown ass adult. I'm 28 years old. and it was scary me. And so we get off and he was like, oh, that was bad. And then about 30 seconds later, he was like, I think we could do it again. Yeah. It's like they like being scared. I think she really liked it.

It was just so funny. And then another friend of ours, they're kind of the same reaction. She was freaking out and then, like, loved it. Wow. I'm like, she talks about it every day. Wow. Yeah. So I guess you got to go back every day.

Yeah. I mean, I was thinking, I wonder what happened when we take her back there, which would probably be like a year. but like would she like it or not? I'm curious. Or if she'll remember. Yeah. Or care.

Yeah. Maybe she won't give a shit. Will she still be talking about it? It was really fun and we just spoiled her rotten and had a great time. That's great. Well, you know, it was her birthday. Yeah. It was special.

Did you do any Star Wars shit? We walked through there for a second, but then... You killed a wookie. I wasn't going to tell anyone. I texted you that because I need your help bearing it. People won't know if you... But it's like an off-menu kind of thing. Yeah, you can ask.

It's like, I want to kill one of the wookies. Yeah. And they're like, okay. Can I have a wookie burger after? No. What? It's a sentient being. So is a cow.

It doesn't walk on two legs, though. That's a big difference. What about horses? What about kangaroo meat? Horses don't walk on two legs. They get up there sometimes. They can because they're fucking freaked out by something. Did you ever see that movie, Wild Hearts can't be broken?

No. Oh, we should do that on Scott hasn't seen. Yeah, have fun. this woman is blind and does horse diving. Yeah. Huh? That's crazy that that happened. That's what it's about, if I recall it.

That that was a thing on like the steel pier or whatever in Atlantic City where a horse would dive into a pool. That's awful. From really... From really high. Yeah. I watched that movie all the time. I was freaking out reading that, you know, Matt and Trey from South Park, that restaurant they bought in the middle of the country. It's like a Mexican place or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was this place that they would have... all go to as kids. Oh yeah, because it has like crazy like grottoes or like weird design. Yeah, yeah. But they were talking about this, this room where basically like when they were growing up as kids, they bought the place and the people came to inspect it. And it was these divers would dive into a very shallow pool.

And the only way to get out of it was swimming through like a whole tunnel. And the people and then there were electrical equipment everywhere. The only way to get out of it. Yeah. Like you could for the show. Right. Eventually, you couldn't just pop your head up. Oh, I would. You had to swim.

I'd do. But the way it was. But they were inspecting it and the inspectors were like, this is the most dangerous room I've ever seen in my life. So they retrofitted it to make it safe and all that kind of stuff. And more libertarian. Yeah. But, no, it sounds really cool. I would love to go to it.

Yeah. Where is it? I think it's the middle of the country. I'm going to look this. Real America? Matt Stone, Trey Parker restaurant, Casa Bonita in here we go. Lakewood, Colorado. Of course, Colorado, where they grew up.

Right. That's where South Park takes place. Of course. Of course, it all makes sense now where Kenny died. Yes. Somebody killed Kenny. Somebody killed Kenny. Who did?

Those bastards? Yeah. I guess. I guess. Hopefully it was on Broadway. Oh my God. So the mentalist could solve it. We have to take a break.

Okay. I know you wanted to say something. That's fine. You sure? Can you save it? Yep. Okay. We'll be right back.

And we're back. And Lauren, what did you want to say? What did I want to say? It's not worth it. I'll save it for the next episode. Okay. It's not worth it. I will know bring it to the next episode.

Yep. Dupi, I don't know if people know that we record these back to back routinely. and we do not listen back. Well, I don't. I do listen back because sometimes I just make sure we didn't say anything horrid. Meaning you. Actually, I've helped your ass quite a few.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow, wow, wow. That's not true. You typically don't say horrible things. Thank you. Last night, we watched on television, Asteroid City, the West Anderson movie. And I enjoyed it. I feel like he is, he has settled into a certain style of thing.

Like a almost a Wes Anderson style. Well, but I mean, it used to be, it's, it's cemented now. It's not as people, like the performances are all kind of uniform now in a way that they didn't used to be. Like in a Rushmore world. Yeah. Like if you watch Rushmore, like Bill Murray is doing a very interesting thing. Yeah. And really like Schwartzman is doing the most West Anderson-y type stuff.

that everyone else is kind of like. And now everyone's quiet. Nobody speaks above a normal conversational tone. You know, I mean, no, there's hardly any inflection. But it's, you know, there's a lot. The only one I really have not enjoyed all the way through is the French dispatch. But other than that, oh, I never saw that one. They're like enjoyable.

You know what I mean? It's like it looks, it always looks great. Oh, it's fun to watch me. That looks beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a lot of, gorgeous. There's always a lot of funny moments and the, you know, people that you like to see or whatever.

Anyway. In this movie, these kids are playing a game that I think is similar to a thing we've done before. But you have to... Hopscotch. Yes. Let's do that. That's our private game. People hated that when we played it on the show.

I know. We should have been closer to the mics. Yeah, I guess. And your pebbles should have been miced. Oh, my pebbles, my fruity pebbles? Yeah. You're fruity pebbles, babe. What's that?

Nothing. It sounds like something. I know. It sounds like something. It does. You have a pretty pebbles. babe. Is it like saying

you're possessive fruity pebbles or you are fruity pebbles? Like you're so money. Yeah, that's better. You're fruity pebbles, babe,

oh, you're fruity pebbles, baby. It's like saying five by five or something. What's that? By five for Buffy the Mount Pau's law. You're square. Oh,

okay. Oh, you're fruity pebbles, baby. That's what faith is to say. Like you're like, it's all good. You're free peat. It's all good.

L7, man. It's all that and a bag of chips. That's square. That's square. Five by five is, What does five by five mean from Buffy? I just remember it was like, it meaning like I'm good.

Fine, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Faith, the vampire site would soon. I didn't really get into that show. I, you know, because you're a vampire. You were afraid. Well, I couldn't watch it

because it would keep me up. Yep. I'd be my dark tomb. Any TV show keeps you up if you watch it. I was hanging in my casket. You know what? I realize when I, if I, I think I'm going to be cremated. Okay.

Oh, cool. Sometimes soon. By me? Probably. that's what I've been told. I went to a psychic. Okay. We're going to pulverize you into dust.

But if I were to be buried, I definitely want one of those old-fashioned coffins. Oh. Old-facts? What? Where it's got the top that looks like. Cripped. Crips.

Oh, my God. You want grips to? MTV Crips? The grip department. Somebody representing the six things I've worked on over the course of my career. But you know those like the like Wild West. Yeah. Where it's, no, where it's like,

hexagonal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I want. Is there in England, I think? Yeah, of course there's a people in you. I think, here's what I think. I think you're allowed to do that. I think what's going to have to happen with, with caskets and burials at a certain moment.

We're going to be buried straight down. I think you should be stand. I think they should be lowered, vertical because there's too many. We're running out of space. No, I do feel cremation. It makes the most sense. Here's what sucks, is that if we are buried that way, then when somebody digs up your coffin, all your bones are going to be in a pile.

down the bottom. It's embarrassing. Your clothes are just going to be going to pile on top. It's not cool. Gravity still exists. Yes, when you open a coffin, you want to see a skeleton laying there. A skeleton laying their like bones. Old tattered clothes. Because the skull would be on top, the feet bones would be on the bottom. That's how it works. The skull would be on top. The feet bones would be on the bottom. When people are exhumed for like research or something or like for evidence. Yeah. Are they, are we looking at bones? Is that what's how? How long does it take for like a body to decompose? Three days. That's it in the in the

Shut up Well on Yellowstone When Rip had his mother exhumed She was still kind of Had some skin clinging to her When he went to get her Engagement ring I think it takes a couple years

But I'll look it up let's see Because within the casket I assume that takes on I also want to throw up talking about this To decompose It just kind of hit me in a different way right now Makes me want to sing Look if insects can be excluded

A body will decompose Quite slowly Because maggots are the most ferocious as flesh feeders. Yes. That's why we must exclude insects. Although an exposed human body in optimum conditions can be reduced to bone in 10 days.

A body that... What are optimum conditions for an exposed human body? Like sort of castaways seen. Like sun, heat. A body that's buried... A body that's buried... A body that's buried 1.2 meters under the ground retains most of its tissue for a year.

So... That's so crazy. Put that in your casket and smoke it. That's so crazy. Three weeks to several years to completely... I guess I'll say I would like to be cremated, but I would like there to be a plaque or a headstone, a tombstone of some sort. Even if I'm not.

That's what my dad did. He got cremated and then we put that fucking bowl in the ground. Yeah. What about an NFT? If my like, what's it called? A nice fun trip. Said like, had like a TV screen and there was like a moving image. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

That'd be great. Yeah. That'd be cool. That'd be great. Who would change the batteries? The grave shift people. Here's the thing that I've become... Only the people who are working at the graveyard shift.

Yeah, the graveyard. I've become obsessed with this idea with various things. I would like to be put in an urn or something because I like the idea that eventually that's going to pass into somebody else's hands who will have no fucking idea who I am. Yeah. And it'll make them look you up and listen to all your podcasts.

Or not. They'll just be like, I got this thing. This thing. They won't be interested at all. Wait to what's the game they play in asteroid city? Okay. You have to... I think when you're buried, by the way, you should do whatever you want and it should be legal.

Whenever you want. It should be legal. Whatever you want done with your body is legal because what are they going to do? Like, prosecute you? No, you're dead. What if you want to dump in a public pool? Great. Well, that's ruined the day for the people.

Well, so, you know, find... That feels like it would be something and I think you should leave. I think it might be a crime. For who, though? You're dead. Well, I mean, you can't be prosecuted, but whoever you've instructed to do this. You just throw, like, a weekend at Bernie's style

Paul into the pool and just go like, you plush down. Oh, not that Bernie. Have they done a weekend? Yeah. It's probably one percent of the pool. If it's, if it's,

they should make a weekend at Bernie's being held up by Joe Biden and Trump. And it's Bernie in the middle. But in the, like, at the inauguration where he's wearing. the hat. I don't know. It'd be funny. Best friends. Yeah. They spend so much time on the campaign trail together. Okay. So in this

in the movie they play this game, these kids play this game where you name, somebody starts to name a famous person and then you go around the circle and everyone has to keep adding a name. Everyone has to repeat the names that have been said and add a name. Now I think we played a game like this before. It's like a memory

thing. Yes, exactly. Exactly. Like I'm going on a trip and I'm taking my this am I this. You name everything. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's been said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And so I thought it's a simple game. We can play it.

I would love to. We can decide maybe we can have categories. Like if you want to do actors, then you just stick it to that. Can we do it where each name has to be, start with a letter? That'd be easier. Like alphabetical order? Alphabetical order. You're not talking about this sounds dangerously close to celebrity hunt.

Oh, maybe. Let's just play that. No, let's play Asteroids. No, I think it's, It's harder when it's random. Let's do random. Let's just see how we get. How far we get.

So should we do a category? Yeah, let's do, let's do actors. Sure. Yeah. Living or dad doesn't matter. Just a known person. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Would you like to kick it off, Lauren? Yes. Natalie Portman. And then I say Natalie Portman and then add mine. Okay. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant. Carrie Grant.

Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff, Joan Rivers, sure, sir. Well, I don't know why. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Brough, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers.

She acted in that thing about her mom. Okay. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers. And let's put on Peter O'Toole. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn. Okay.

Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth. if you guys do, he was not after. Okay. All right. I know that. No one else knows that. All right. Natalie Portman.

Carrie Grant. Joan Rivers. No. I'm out. You're out. I'm out on my own thing. On your own pittard. Hoisted by his own Picard.

Megasot. I don't know what you just fucking said. Natalie, I don't know what you just said as your name. You got to remember. You got to remember. It's the key to the game. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant,

Zach Brough, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth, Gabrielle Union. Natalie Portman,

Carrie Grant, Zach Brough, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth, Gabrielle Union,

Jerry Springer. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth, Gabrielle Union, Jerry Springer, Oprah Winf. Okay, here we go. Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Braff, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, Peter O'Toole, Lawrence Fishburn, John Wilkes Booth, John Wilkes Booth, Gabrielle, Union, Jerry Springer Fuck, who did you just say? You said I'm out.

I can't remember who you just said. Lauren wins. I do. Lauren wins, who's that? Should I do it one more time? Lauren wins this round of Asteroid City. Just to see if I can do it again. Okay, yeah.

Natalie Portman, Carrie Grant, Zach Brath, Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers, John Wilkes Booth, Peter. No. Joan Rivers,

Joan Rivers, General, O'Toole, Lawrence, Fishburn, Wilkes Booth, Gabrielle Union, Jerry Springer, Oprah Winfrey. Oprah. Yes. Because there's a host who also acted.

Yeah. In a little movie called The Color Purple. The color poiple. The color of purple. Yes. A great color. She played fast Eddie Felson. Yep.

And she invented Prince. I always recall she got the call. She was getting the part when she was on the treadmill. for the listener Lauren said that and then looked down thoughtfully as if she was remembering Oprah's memory. I think it's true. I mean, I've heard Oprah's memories a lot.

And Steven Spieler called her and yeah, she was, how did she, because this is before cell phones, how did she, was there a, I think the phone, right?

A landline. So she stopped the treadmill? I'm sure somebody else picked up the phone and said Oprah and Steven Spielberg and held the phone up to her fucking ear. Yeah. But at this point she has a roommate, right? Yeah. She was in college, I think.

Still doing the show. Did she do the color purple before the show? No. She was a known quantity. She was already. Yes. Yes. Good for her.

Good for her? Good for her. She was huge at the time, like already very famous. Uh-huh. I know what you're talking about. I wasn't going to make a joke about that. Well, I got scared, you know, knowing you. What?

You know me? You know me. You know me. You all know me. You'll know me. Still the same old G. But I don't know. in low key. Oh no. Oh no. Should we play again with a different category? Okay. Yeah, we should.

Historical figures? Sure. Oh, boy. Okay, you want to start? And let's go the other way? Yes. Okay. Alexander Hamilton. Oh, the other way? Napoleon. Okay, Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Bonaparte. Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Bonaparte, Harriet Tubman. Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Bonaparte, Harriet Tubman, uh, John Wilkes Booth. Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Bonaparte.

Oh my God, he almost said Bornapporte. Boner part. Boner part. The penis. Just the shaft. Harriet Tubman, John Wilkes Booth, Martin Luther King, Jr. Alexander Hamilton. Napoleon Bonaparte, Harriet Tubman, John Wilkes Booth, Martin Luther King, Jr.

John F. Kennedy, Jr. Interesting. The historical figure, the JFK Jr. He's not a historic. Dead pilot. Isn't a president a historical figure? But president is. But not junior.

Oh, junior. I didn't mean that. Junior. I didn't mean that. Junior. We named the dog, Indiana. We named the dog, John, Kennedy. Bartle of King Jr.

And I said JFK Jr. I think it was the same. No, I didn't mean him. I mean JFK. Fair enough. Fair enough. But they're both historical figures. Meaning that they're both dead.

All right. That was a crazy formal thing. Vincent Fusco. I love about that on this show. Okay, okay, okay, okay. If you watch Oppenheimer, you'll hear a little bit about his background. All right. I'll probably have to watch that at some point.

And I watched a movie called Barbie, which I loved. Did you Barbenheimer? I barbenheimer. I'm trying to play this. I'm trying to play this. I want you to do it really about it. I'm trying to. There's been so many interruptions now.

How can I remember? I'm begging for you to play the game. Cool up. Barb. What did she? Barblemental? What's mentored? She saw Elemental and Barbie on the same day.

The fuck is elemental. I know. What is that? What is that? It's sold for elements? What if the elements were alive? Oh, my God. Everything's got to make me feel sad.

including this game. It's tough. We're really losing steam. Yeah, we are. I want you to go. Alexander Hamilton. Napoleon Bonaparte. Heard of him. Harriet Tubman.

Yes. Been there, done that. John Wilkes Booth. That's what she said. Martin Luther King, Jr. Must be nice. John Fitzgerald Kennedy. John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

Lyndon Baines Johnson, Jr. Um, okay. Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon Bonaparte, Harriet Tubman. Um, and I don't care. I don't know. Alexander Hamilton. Napoleon Bonaparte. Harriet Tubman.

John Wilkes Booth. Martin Luther King Jr. John F. Kennedy. What did you just say? Lyndon Baines Johnson? LBJ. Oh, oh, God. Another president.

Don't look at me like I'm a horrible person. I don't think you're a horrible person. Lyndon Baines Johnson? Yeah. Okay. L. Bain's threw me off. Yes.

Yes. Baines threw me off because I couldn't. The B is his whole thing. But I lost track of what was happening when Baines came out of your mouth. Then I went, I'll hear it when Scott says it. Were you thinking of the dark night? Take control of your game. Huh?

You're the Bain. Yeah, Bain. Do you think it was a big argument when he did that voice? And Christopher Nolan was like, what if it's not quite that? extreme. Having watched Oppenheimer, I think he hates his dialogue and wants no one to hear it. That's what I've heard. I've heard the dialogue is very hard to hear. It's very hard to hear in Oppenheimer. He's, he's embarrassed by it. So he like turns the music up. He's like, the script sucks. Is this what I wrote? Oh, no. That's crazy. Well, we had fun. Oh, it's crazy. And that's how you play that game. And I won that rest. You did. You won both. I mean. I said it eventually. But then I didn't add a name and then it just fell apart. Yeah, yeah.

I couldn't remember. Well, I tried, guys. That was fun. No, I don't know. I couldn't, I just. We can't have anything nice. Why couldn't I remember John Wilkes Booth? I mean, I'm the one who knows he's an actor.

He's on the $5 bill. Yeah. On the back, he's seen him creeping around. I'm going to kill this guy. If I ever get around to the front. All right. Thanks for listening. If you want to follow us on social media, it's at Freedom USA.

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Oh, no. August 26th at the Aladdin Theater in Portland sold out. Sorry to say, but I'm looking forward to that and then Sunday. Don't you have a show in September with Nicole? Scott, I was just about to talk about it. Really? I'm so excited. Sunday, September 10th in Los Angeles at LaDrum. Me and Nicole Parker, we are doing our first two-person show. It's going to be a variety show. Just the two of us doing music and comedy and characters and all kinds of shit like that. I'm really looking forward to this. It's exciting. It's going to be a lot of fun. Are you going to do a countdown at midnight to September 11th?

We're probably going to have a 9-11. cake at the end of the show. Okay. Because I know a lot of people are sacrificing their traditional 9-11EE plans to come out. And then, of course, at midnight, the Twitter towers will drop. Okay. I wish I hadn't said it. Well, hey.

That's not good. You can cut it out. Could. Will? Won't. Won't. Yeah. So there you go to Paula Tompkins.com slash live for all my dates and shit.

Yeah. And until we meet again, just keep remembering everything you've ever done. I couldn't have said it better myself, Scott. All right, bye. Bye. Bye.