Threedom - Threevisiting: I Wanna Be Phoneboof

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul, and Lauren make their own movie sequels and play Hahaha, I Gotta Go.

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Yeah, no one can see it, but imagine being weird. Hey, by the way, this is our second episode. Hey, by the way, this is our second episode. Hey, by the way, is there a second episode back where we are hearing the theme song? Do you want to credit who made the theme song? My friend from both we met in summer school leading into the first. I didn't know that. My name's Lauren Lapques. My name is Paul Liff Tomkins. I'm Scott Ocker duty. His name is Mike Malarky. He's an extremely talented musician. He has perfect pitch.

He's got so many things going on. Perfect. You're in love with this. I'm in the opera camera. And he's just extremely talented. And he did the same song for With Special Guest, as well as Raised by TV and Threesome. And I also want to say this is our second episode back

that we've known the title of the show. Wow. We don't know. That is yet to be proven right. We don't know if this is our second episode back that we've known the title of the show. Wow. Well, we don't know. That is yet to be proven right. We don't know if this, if three of them is the title yet. Kill, we definitely know three of us. But we've been listening as each episode comes out, Paul, and I happen, and we haven't gotten to one where we have.

No, we have. The end of the 10th episode, isn't it? Episode eight. We actually say this. It's where we kind of relent and say it's the name. I just listened to it. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I'm in it. Finish up. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it.

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It's always the best man. Yes. Lovingly and protectively and like. We were so glad. I'm so glad she finally found someone who's gonna treat her the way she deserves to treat her. And everyone is looking and going like, he loves her.

Yeah. He loves her. He loves her. Hey, he loves her. I didn her. He loves her. I do love her. I do love her. I recently spoke to my male man. Shut up, Lauren.

I recently spoke to my male man in depth. And his voice has one of those puff out. Why did you speak to your male man in depth? I was sitting outside. I was sittinging out. Yeah, I did. Why did you speak to your male man in depth? Well, I was sitting outside. I was sitting outside. I was sitting on a chili dog when he came up delivering my name. I was sitting on a chili dog when he came up delivering my name. And I decided he was talking about how he was going to come back with something else. Well, because he was looking back at me.

I'll come back here around 10 p.m. I'll come back in five minutes with some other pack of cash. And then I was like, oh wow, he talks like that. Like that was one of those things like, like he's wearing a pound of a viope mask. It's one of those things you hear it in cartoons. Or characters. Well people have with kind of a joke.

Hey, geez. Yeah, it was charming to see a person and- And what did he come back with? Some cool stuff. And- Yeah. You finally got your loot crate. Hey, got me quip to his fresh mommy.

Why did you take five minutes? It's like you're closer, dipshit. He had, he. I was actually 10 minutes. What? He takes 10 minutes and he was delivering some packages and he was coming back with the regular paper mail. So maybe he had a plan.

I don't know. I'm going to bring only half your stuff and then walk for a head minute. I can't explain it, but I did have fun realizing I could do the voice. My archer, all full of your mail. I have to give me this mail now with a more mail later.

I don't think I've ever gotten into any sort of conversation with my male person. I think I've met most of my male men. Really? I tip them at the holidays. Sure, we do that. Oh, how nice of you. Can I say something?

Can I say something? Yeah. We used to, in our old place, we used to have the same male, UPS, whatever, for the longest time. Longest time. Oh. UPS whatever for the longest time. The longest time. Oh. The longest time.

The longest time. The longest time. The longest time. And then all of a sudden, we would get a person. So we. So Liyasi. That one, I don't know. This is his hair.

I will. Oh, no. He's a little dance. Well, the word. He's a little dance. He's a little dance. He's a little dance. Yes, me. There's a little dance. Wow, the word. You're like ET.

There's a little dance. You're like ET would do. Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight. Get down tonight. So this person is gone. Who did what now?

So then it started to be just people that were there for a few months, and then it would constantly rotate. And we would never see the same people never came back. They never came back. So it would just be new people every few months. And that has transferred to our new home where we've been for the last few years, is that we don't have, it started the same way where we'd have the regular guy, you know, every single time, and then it would be every few months it would be a different person. Well, what government job would you most enjoy?

Probably that. President of the United States. You're a man. I think like a huge postman. He's not a reach for the star. I love to open my finances up for everyone to see. Wedding clerk. Like, you know, there's lots of like,

Wedding, post office worker. Like that woman who wouldn't marry gay people. Yeah, you could do that. You could be like, I say no. Oh, Kim Davis. Oh, Kim Davis. You know what I wish? Wife to Jim Davis from girl.

Yeah, that's what she hates everything. Yeah, she hates that she wouldn't like to. I hate to say Wednesday Thursday and Friday and gay people Lasagna gay people brought her lasagna. Yeah, she could have Bridget the divine your litterbacks She that she I think that they should go and buildings are she to government. I want to do human eyes you call you she I want to do human eyes you. You call you she. Government buildings are so depressing and I feel like they don't they purposely don't

put any money towards them. Like post office. Yeah, like it's just sad like post offices like usually are really shitty looking. Well, they're like it's a queer eye up in here and fix this. Like I had that queer eye up in this bitch. They did a fire station. I was so awesome. I was like, because nobody's fixing.

Oh, yeah, that fire is a great't it because a lot of the government buildings were built in the 60s or 70s? And that was a particularly drab time for architects. Well, yeah, but I mean, also internally. Like it's just like they need to take that. They're very utilitarian and depressing. It's true. And they could be nice if they're gonna be,

if you know that, nice, you're my nice. If you know that these agencies are going to be around for decades and decades and decades, why not? But do you think the people in the 70s, like you, I, I don't know if you feel the way I feel that 70s architecture is just, are you going to have with me? I love you. I think L.A. have a lot of hideous stuff. But don't, do you think that they were like, people are gonna love this 5, 10, 15, 25, 80 years right now? I think it was just very much like,

let's get this up and get it done. We're gonna make it, just like, get it done. We're gonna get our done. Right, we're gonna make this just a box. Because the stuff before then, like the stuff downtown or the post office that's sort of down over there, like they're beautiful buildings,

like with the archer, not the archers, but the columns. downtown or the or the post office that's sort of down over there like they're beautiful buildings like the archer not the archers but the columns with the columns of death don't We were talking off air about the Cosby mysteries. Was that which we do all the time? Was that his catchphrase? Cause of death murder of death murder. Cows. I don't remember who it was. But somebody did they do an SNL? You're doing?

Yes. Okay. Maybe they did an SNL. Adam Sandler did the Cosby mysteries and you would ask people things like, where are we on the night of the flasom? That's funny. That's funny. It's not so much fun.

Oh, he was in full blackface. Blackface in comedy hung in there for a long time. Can I throw out this thought? Yeah. I recently watched the new Adam Sandler, not new anymore, to listeners. Movie on Netflix called The Week of. I laughed a ton. Did you really? I heard that one's not bad.

I thought it was. I met the actress who played his wife in Bentonville, Arkansas. Uh, uh, and it shuttled to the, Oh, what? I was like, Rachel trapped. The actress who played it. Yeah, you know, the actress who played his wife.

She was great. She was a cast member of SETTER. Her day died, live, live. Yeah, the whole cast was really good. Anyways, I thought it was very funny. Smigel directs it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a Robert Smigel for the people

not of the kids. And he wrote it with his kids. Yeah, so maybe it's good. All right, I'll check it out. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's good now. It's good. Who's good. All right, I'll check it out. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's good now. Who knows? Yeah.

You be the judge. Hold on a second. I got a mailman story. Oh, here we go. The longest mailman we have. The longest mailman. Sure. Oh yeah.

Was this guy in our old neighborhood in Los Feliz? And he was an ancient man. What? How long was he? We lived there for five years and I would say for, so how long was he? His body, my friend. He was like, for hands-high.

Okay. Thank you for putting it into horse-sters. He was for hands. He was a little horse. He was a horse. Okay. You're describing like a meteor. Yeah, it was a little, one of those little ponies.

Okay. But do you think it's a pony but it's full grown? Yeah, and he had a hat on. On his hind legs though. Yeah, I was like, okay, got it. Okay, yeah, sure. He was this ancient, ancient, ancient man, and he spoke very little English, which made it difficult when you were trying to say to him,

hey, where's my mail? Where's my mail? Where's my mail? Like, we can get the fuck out of here. Where's my mail? Hey, where's my mail? Like because people would be walking across the street. You know, that's the first sentence he would learn. We would be giving, he or mail to each other in the neighborhood, like, sorry, this game here,

the block party, everyone meets at 5.15. That's like, all right, we really get this. We really get to know our neighbors. It's like, but we were constantly getting like, like he would just leave stuff out and we get opened and stolen and things like that. And so you would try to tell him,

don't, hey, don't talk this here. Oh, and he would, because we would travel a lot, he would ignore the, the, the old male. Oh, God. And so we, we come home and like, there'd be like a pile of shit on our front door. Oh, like, like,

I never told you that. I never told you that. Hold me. You never done, none of the magazines were there. I never thought that. Hold man. You never done a hold man? That's so great. You got to do it. Oh, you're such a feeling of power. Like, don't deliver this.

Yeah. It's actually the opposite should be true of like, I'm going to make you deliver this. But we got in a big argument one time as best as we could. You can. You can. Oh, I wish that was a rare crime. On time. He should never stop. I wish that was a rare crime. On time.

He should never stop. We're all so sick of this. But you got into it with a mail man? Yes, because I knew that he had done something wrong and he was denying that he had done this. And then it was heartbreaking because. You just wanted to paddle his bottom. I wanted to take a little bite.

Well, I just teach him a little lesson in the form of a pad pad. I wasn't gonna beat him. I was just gonna give him a few swats. So he just stood. What I was upset. Yeah. The look on his face when he realized, I saw the realization come over his face

that he realized he was wrong. And it was fucking heartbreaking. Because this guy had been kind of my enemy. You know what he means? And then all of a sudden he was like, oh, this poor old man, you know. Like he wasn't being an asshole on purpose. He realized, oh, I never see.

I mean, before he had been an asshole on purpose many times. Yeah, I'm not wrong. Oh, no, I'm wrong. I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. I'm wrong. And I'm very sad and relatable. But as gay you would be like me.

Isn't that a lesson for us off? We just dropped our defense. That for me. Okay. The lesson I got out of is never get old. So, Janie and I have a pact. What, we have discussed this two years from now. For Hilly's.

Two years ago, two years ago, never. Two years ago, it's two years from now. For real, he's up. Two years ago, two years ago, never. Two years ago, it's two years from now. Whoa! Today, you're mine. Bill and Ted, excellent. That's just three coming soon. Wait, it's true. Do you want to be in that?

Yeah, sure. What do you want to be like Bill's brother? I want to be like the box they go in that they tend time traveling. You want to be a fobo? You want them to go in your box? It's going to be a fombloof. I want to be fombloof. I want to be fombloof You want to go in your box? It's the home booth. I want to be phone booth.

I want to be phone booth. I'd be anything in that movie. If you could be in any sequel to any movie, like any movie is going to make a sequel, they announce it. What movie would that be? Would you just like kill the game? Back to the future two. I guess what I mean is a sequel that doesn't exist.

Right, but I want to be in the sequel to Back to the Future too. I would want to. That one exists. It's called Back to the Future 3. Hmm. That's sequel. Two Back to the Future 2. It must have decided this.

I thought it was just another. Another sequel. Another sequel. Back to the Future and they're like, oh well, the first two were taken. We're going to have to. So it's like finding an email address. That's back. Back to the to have to. So it's like finding an email address. That's a future three. I thought it was a little dot.

What's the three at the end? They tried to. That was already gone too. There are two as already. We'll put three. I would be big too. Big too. I love big.

Big too. But it would not be good. That's the thing. Well, but no, but okay, so. Let's say it's amazing. They announced it and Tom Hanks is like, I'm going back to the well. Yeah, and I'd be like, give me in that well. And who would you want to be?

Would you want to be? The big. The big, the titular big. I guess I would be like their daughter from when they had sex. But what if, okay, so what, ooh. Wait, are you that saying? So Elizabeth Perkins gets knocked up by Tom Hanks, okay, so what, ooh. Wait, are you that saying?

So Elizabeth Perkins gets knocked up by Tom Hanks. Yeah, when he's 14. But then he. And she's got big disease too, because he was in the middle of a magic curse when he did it. So his sperm is all like a big disease. No, the baby has it. That's what I'm saying.

Oh yes, the baby comes out big. The baby is born an adult. The baby is born an adult. And it just tears up her vagina. She's dead. And she's like, she of course I was trying to. I work at a toy factory.

Oh God. Her last words are I work at a toy factory. Do you think though, it could be a good sequel if it's Tom Hanks has aged. He's aged into where he is now. Into the adult to the end. And he finds the, he finds this daughter. No, no one, he finds the daughter. I'm the daughter, I'm the daughter. When he finds the daughter he finds this daughter. No, no, no, no, he finds the daughter.

I'm the daughter. When he finds the result, he does not come back to the original. No, the original human that's the result. He did have a kid and that the machine was based on. And she finds the original, the original, the result. What's this concept? But wait, how could it ever make sense? They'd have to be like close to the same age.

He have to be only 14 years older than her. Well, yeah, he'd have to be only 14 years old, but that lines up with where you're at. So you're saying I'm almost 79 years old. Well, how old is Tom Hanks? No, I don't know. He's 81 years old. It could be, you could adjust the...

How old is Tom Hanks? Tom Hanks is 61. Siri, how old is Tom Hanks? So say it's far, so he's like, you gotta be 47. It's a 61. Okay, you're straight. I'm just kidding. We have double-series, confirmation. You can adjust, you can adjust the age of the people.

Yeah, you can age him down a little. You might not get to tell him about the daughter. No, no, no, no, I'm still, I'm a little little dirty. He's a little younger. Yeah, exactly. You meet the people. Yeah, you can age him down a little. You're not going to die of the daughter. No, no, no, no, I'm still in. I'm a little little dirty. He's a little younger. Yeah, exactly. You meet the middle. So, he comes and tracks you down. Yeah.

And you add big disease where you're staying the same age the whole time? No, I'm normal. Because you're born big. I'm normal. No, you're born big. I'm normal. I'm normal. I'm normal.

I'm normal. But then I get the chance to be as old as him. As old as him. And then he tries to date me like it's back to the future. Uh-huh. And then, and he does. And then I have a baby with him. Uh-huh. And he's just like raw dog in everyone that he needs.

Ew! What if it's Tom Hanks and he, now he's the adult, but he wants to be small again. So the sequel to Big is small. Right. And he wants just like, oh my god, I'm too old now. He's a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of I wish I could redo my 20s because I was so. Yeah, I can still rent a car because I'm older than 25. Well, because he was like, I was, he's like, I was holding. That's very important. I can buy a AR 15. I don't want to strand myself.

He was holding on to what he experienced from when he got to be made big. So when he turned 28, he was like, this doesn't even like that. I was like, I had this great job at the toy place. That was, and I danced around with an old man. And now I am the old man. And now I work at Burns Noble against my will or something.

Yeah, so he's done and trusted. He wants to go back to that goal. And then you see, you use like cut scenes deleted scenes from Big for when he goes back in his, and from any movie, like any deleted scene from any of his movies, sleep, listen to Seattle, punchline. I wanna do this movie where the last surviving parts

are noble, is making people work there against their will. So they can hang hot. Well, it's gotta be said in the future because he's older because he's the age Tom Hanks is now, which would be 20 years in the future. He's also, he is enslaved at Mars and Noble, the last Barnes and Noble. The last Barnes and Noble.

That's, yeah, instituted slavery. Yes. I like this. This is a good sequel. This is really rich. What would you be in? I don't know. Let me think.

Okay. So my, I don't know, like, although I was gonna say Peebe's big adventure, but he's already, it wouldn't, a sequel to that would just be another adventure or whatever, and he's already kinda done it. That's true. Well, a small adventure. Eight and a half, maybe.

Eight and a half, what's that? Nine. Oh no, that's already been done. Five. What? Nine is eight. What? Is the musical version of eight and a half, what's that? Nine. Oh no, that's already been done. Nine is the musical version of eight and a half. What? I didn't get it. Citizen Kane too. Yeah.

Revenge of Rose Buds, he's Buds. Yeah. She got to get that sled out there. No, well, maybe something like break in or something like that flashback. I remember I said this in K being the most boring movie I watched the end school. What?

It's so good. They played it in school and I was like, there's a black and white. It's great. Do you know my brother? Is it actually, I remember being like, this is hell, I was probably writing notes the entire time. No, it's incredible.

My brother does not see the point of black and white movies. And he's not, my brother's not dumb, right? All right. You would think that a statement like that would come from a dumb person. He's a smart person, but he's like, I just don't understand why what is the point of that? Now that we have color.

Considering that was a thing we were forced to do. No, yeah, considering like when was the first color movie? Because the first one I can think of is like, you know, Wizard of Oz in 1930, whatever. What was sort of Oz, it wasn't the first color. No, it wasn't the first color movie? Because the first one I can think of is like, you know, Wizard of Oz in 1930, whatever. What was sort of Oz, it wasn't the first color. No, it wasn't the first one. That's the first one I can think of. That would have been so cool as a way to reveal color.

I'm just like, well, first color movie ever. That was gonna happen. Yeah, yeah. But I guess my point is is like, there were black and white movies, I mean, they're still, but I mean, there were commonly black and white movies through the 60s. Yeah.

30 years after color still existed. Because it was just that much cheaper. I think it's a certain aesthetic. Here's a reference Lauren might not get if we go back to this feature. Side note, the first film shot in color was Cupid Angling made in 1918. The Wizard of Oz and Gone with the Wind

were made in Technicolor in 1939 a process that had been around for quite some time by then. There were hand colored segments in movies dating back to 1902. Yeah, like what's his name? Luma Eager. Okay, so we were storing. But, you know, like hand-coloring each frame. Wow.

When, with like pencils and stuff. When we were, I would say this was the 80s into the 90s, while it was like Hollywood into the 90s, black and white headshots. Like everyone had black and white headshots. I did, I had black and white headshots. Did you have black and white headshots? No, I didn't, but I got them.

When I got mine for the first time, color was pretty new. Yeah, which doesn't, why? Because color headshots were, you could have made them. I think it was more expensive. Or it was weird, it was a weird thing. It was more expensive.

Like if you if you were like I remember what color headshots were introduced it was like Are people really gonna go for color headshots? Like they want to know what color my hair and eyes are It just makes so much more sense Yeah, for so long. No, I had for so long The last had to have black and white headshots last headshots. I ever took a 97 I think we're black and white. Yeah, yeah. It was weird. Wow. It was very weird.

It was strange. Yeah. It was cookie. It was nuts. It was creepy and it's... It was in bouquets. It was in blue key. It was all together, okey.

No, it was... I write a song if the rules are that for you. It's all together, okey, sure. I'm sorry. Oh, I wish there was a third okey word. But it's cookie and spooky. It must have been like trying to save the actor's money, right? Because there's no other explanation for it. I think it was more expensive, but I think it was trying to gouge the actors.

But don't you, it was more expensive to do black and white. I thought the casting director want to have a have a color because they're not paying for the head shots, but don't they want to know what they want to know what's what one day can't direct to what to have it have a color because they're not paying for the head shots, but don't they want to know what One day can't direct you what have to Like the movie is gonna be in color and it's like casting it based on happy people look It doesn't make any sense this whole thing doesn't make any sense I feel like we're living in an alternate reality where like that can't be the past all the money Falling that's a good point. That is a good point Paul. Do you have a movie you like to be in a

Money, follow. That's a good point. That is a good point. Paul, do you have a movie you like to be in a sequel? Mm. The movies I'm thinking of that I love, they wouldn't have sequels. Just know. Because we can beat it out.

Like a movie like, ha ha ha ha. This movie that whenever I bring up, no one has ever seen, Tom C. Turvy. Tom C. Turvy, yes. I'm likely. I have it at home, but I haven't watched it. It's see, there we go.

It's a great movie. It's about guilt and self. I bought it on your recommendation, by the way. It's a wonderful film. And then I ended on your shelf forever. Yes, I've not watched it. It's a great movie. It's about Gilbert. I bought it on your recommendation. It's a wonderful film. And then it's on your shelf forever. Yes, I've watched it. It's a wonderful film. But it's like, it's a contained story about historical people.

It's about Gilbert and Sullivan in the creation of the Maccato. Okay. So then what else do they create? By what's the pen line? That's what you can pretend just did I just. It's about Gilbert and Sullivan and the transfer of the Mikado. It's one of my favorite films. I'm like Matt Albe.

It's a break and open a little more. From Studio 60. Would you want, if you could just be in some movie, would that be the movie you would pick? If I would, yeah. It could have been in any movie. That movie, Lawrence of Arabia, if I could have been in jaws, if I could have been in.

I needed the editor of Lawrence of Arabia. I know, and V. Coates, who went, when they were restoring Lawrence of Arabia, it was like the 50th anniversary of something. It's one of the first moved to town. Because I remember they showed it at the center of LA. I feel like we saw it once at the center of LA together. That kind of means.

Cause I've seen like three times there at the center of LA. So I feel like it must have gone with you. I remember one time going with my friend Brian Hualin and I had never seen her on a big screen before and we sat in the very front row of the center, which is a massive theater here in Los Angeles. And as soon as the front row, the screen is gigantic and you felt like you were in the movie. It was, yeah, fun. It was a lot of fun. So you wouldn't pick that because you already felt like you're in it. Yeah, exactly. So I did that. But the time, at the time that they were restoring that movie,

because they were, you know, they were, they were finding different bits and pieces and restoring, like literally restoring it. When they found her, and V. Cotes, like she'd still worked, but she was, she did it out of sight. She worked forever. She worked forever. She was wearing a master's of the universe. The skeleton movie. Yeah, the skeleton movie. And she's like, Hey, could you come and work on the rest of your greatest achievement? I hate to take time away from you working on Masters of the universe. Wow. I think I don't be. I mean, I'm going to be insist direct. Oh, I've never seen that either. That's a fun movie.

I would be insist direct. Oh, I've never seen that either. That's a fun movie. I mean, back to the future. You, that's the thing is you took mine right off the top. Back to the future. What do you want to be in back to the future? I love back to the future. I would love to be in a movie where I got to be like in a,

in a, like a period piece like that, like where it's like 50s. And that'd be so fun. I wonder if that's a slight generational thing because we're just a few years apart, but I don't have the same love for, even though I loved it when I saw it, it didn't stick with me as one of those things from when I was younger. Well, you, I carry a lot of heart. I was 15 going on 16 and you were 28.

No, I think you were probably like grad just about to graduate high school or just had graduate high school in 85. Yeah, I was a junior graduate high school or just had probably high school in 85. Yeah, I was a junior in high school. You were a junior in high school. Wait, I was a sophomore in high school or I was about to be a sophomore in high school. You were about to be a senior in high school because this is the summer of 85. I wasn't born in July of 85. First real six-string.

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and they were pregnant. Maybe they were thinking about fucking. You know what I mean? I was never pregnant, you think about it a lot. Yeah, cool. Everyone always happens because of fucking. Everyone always talks about their birthday, but do you think about the day that you were conceived?

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Welcome back. We can't keep you. We can't keep you. Anytime you say welcome back, I want to say it in a different way. Yeah. Say something that gets me into the White Shadow theme. Well, how did that go? How did that go?

That's a good, quite wide area. I turned this around on me. Wait, it's a good theme. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Wait, I'm just doing fat Albert. Where is the White Shadow theme chef? Chef Google it chef! Google it chef! Google it chef!

Google it chef! Google it chef! Gotta hear that white shadow theme. Yeah, I was kinda right. Damn, is it my ghost? Damn. You have to find a fun and a fun. You have to find a fun and a fun.

You see that? Good. Find a fun and a fun. Find a fun and a fun. Find a fun and a fun. Find a fun and a fun. This is good. Bannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabannabann You know, as your bride walked down the aisle. You can dance to the, Scott. Don't be stuck religious. Never. Scott. You know what I, I'm playing national anthem at that moment. Fuck. I heard the Wonder Woman theme.

You have magic. I heard the Wonder Woman theme the other day. I was like, this is so good. I got to buy it. Let's hear it. It's on iTunes. Go go Jeff. Go go Jeff.

So I went to, I don't know. I didn't bought it on iTunes. It's so good. It's such a bearing. Was it 99 cents or was it 59 cents? I believe it was $1.29. That's amazing. They're like, if you want this,

you're gonna pay whatever for it. So we're just, you know, it's not like you're gonna be sitting there going like, oh gosh, I don't know whether I can afford an extra 30 cents for this impulse buy of the Wonder Woman thing. Lauren, are you familiar with the Wonder Woman from the back of the day? Wonder Woman!

Yeah. Did you ever see it? No, I didn't really watch that type of show, but do we have it, by the way? Women in parmin, things like that. Ah. Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I think the person that I bought did not have as many car crashes about. You listen to it over and over again. You have no dialogue. No, the electrocuting sounds. Oh, that's right.

Wonder Woman every episode over there electrocuting criminals. Yeah, like torturing them and then waterboarding them. That's right. I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. I believe you because I have no way to know. Do you know how she turned into Wonder Woman on the TV show?

She fell into toilet. You're not far off. It made just as much sense. She spun around her in a circle. Oh, I did know that, but I thought you were saying how she became like how like... Oh no, she was born Wonder Woman. She was born Wonder Woman, but then how does she, she fell into a Wonder Spin cycle

in a magical turning into Diana Prince? Because she's born Wonder Woman. So is it, is it the Wonder Woman? Is the magic, oh my God. She's born Wonder Woman. She's magically turning into Diana Prince. She spends a round around the circle. So when she's,

but then it comes to this dynamite lady, which is a rich knockout. She's not turning into Wonder Woman. She's reverting back to her natural state. I don't know. I would have to be that guy. I would have to be that guy. I really enjoyed being that guy.

This is explaining Wonder Woman. All right, here's the real version. She's a lady, she's born Wonder Woman, but she's also got to pretend to be Diana Prince. She turns around on a circle. Her clothes other clothes everyone's looking at her like what? Wait, okay nobody's looking at her because then her secrets out so she doesn't in private she spins around around She's a new lady. She's busting and fuck some. She's got it all the right places. She's walking around like you know give it Everyone looks at her and says, what the fuck?

I got a fuck this lady! Now the world's lady for you! Oh, please someone isolate that. Turn someone else's lady and be three. And launch it into space. Oh man, if you could go to space, would you? I wouldn't. What?

I don't think I would. Like if it was like you won a golden ticket and it's like, hey, could go to space, would you? I wouldn't. I would? I don't think I would. Like, if it was like you won a golden ticket and it's like, hey, come up to space today. If they said, Just for a day, you would go. You can go to the moon. It's 100% safe. We've done it a million times.

It's as safe as flying in a plane. You will return to earth. It would take so long, wouldn't it? I would, I would maybe do it. But only if like, I was like suicidal. Oh, right. But it's 100% safe. Only if our suicide and I assume these people are alive.

Yeah, exactly. I would absolutely go into space. I would like to see Earth from space. Yes, I wouldn't do a thing where it's like, you can go to Mars and it takes, you know, 10 years, you can never see Earth. How long does it take to go to the moon? I mean, people have done it.

And I don't know how long it took. I mean, but then again, I've seen Buzz Aldrin, he was always just old. So maybe he came back old. Do you think he lived up there for a time? Do you think he might have had a second home there? Six, three days, he gets the moon. I got that time.

Three days? It was three days. You would take a six day trip because you're just gonna get up, look at things and go back. We're not gonna like, how would you... Would you step foot on the moon?

You'd have to wear the suit and all that. Fuck yeah, I'd be so scared. I don't think I would do it. I think the trip would be so hard. It's like I can barely get it up to go to Catalina. You can really get it up. I isolate that. I isolate that, so I don't have to space. We really get it up. I isolate that. I isolate that.

So I don't have to space. I isolate that. You're not being able to isolate that. You're not being able to isolate that. That's not a bad thing. For the record though, She's shabbin'. She's shabbin'.

Catalina sucks and the moon is cool. No, but what I'm trying to say is like the trip to Catalina where you gotta go on the ship that is generally the wavy and you barf. I didn't know about that. I want to the way the wavy, and you barf. Oh, I didn't know about that. I wanna do it now. It's like a, you like the barf, but I like the barf. You like boat rides? I love boat rides and I don't get motion sickness.

You don't? No, I don't. I do. Jankin' I went to Iceland, we went on a trip to Iceland and we went on a whale watching boat, which should go to Iceland like soon. Yeah, you should. want to go to Iceland is I want to go just with you

Looking whales in the face. I think you guys would have a fun time Um, so we went on this whale watching boat, which, while it cut to the chase, we did not see a single whale. It was freezing cold, freezing cold to the point where, and it was summer there, but they will rent you these outfits, these fucking like coveralls to wear, because when you're on the deck of the boat,

the wind is so bitter, it whips through you, it was like giving you a head. How hot was it on land? Not hot. Oh, okay. Not hot. This was their summer, and it was still like, and it was not hot by sea.

How hot was it? We went, we went. I was a sky. How hot was it under the earth? How hot was it? In the molten core. Was it inside your heart as you watched the way else never arrived?

My heart was hot with whale hate. It was when you saw a whale, would you have murdered it? You have to, you have to, it's part of the trip. Just to establish dominance. Right. Of course. I would have said, although they, they do have, um, they still do serve whale in some places. Yeah, that's right.

And they have signs in the windows of restaurants that don't serve whale in case you're concerned about. And I whale. Like, hey, we're not doing that whale bowl. This is St. Archeic thing where there's two, like, there's a big movement to not do it anymore there. Because there are many other ways. They're not whales.

They're not whales. Well, because there's, yes. There's no one needs that. I mean, we kill, we kill and eat so many things. Is it whales or almost extinct? Is that what it is? Like, they're so big that I'm, I bet there's only room for like three of them. anything, is it whales are almost extinct? Is that what it is? Like they're so big that I'm. They're scared.

I bet there are, there's only room for like three of them. Yeah, because you kill one. You feed every restaurant in town. Right? They're killing these whales by the millions. I don't, I think it's because of the certain type of whale. I think it probably is an extinction issue. Not that the whales are are in danger.

These whales might not be in danger of extinction, but it's just because it's, it used to be purely necessity. It was the only thing that people could do there. Right. And now it's not right. You know, but there are certain things that we kill and eat that we, that we're fine with at a whale or a dolphin. It's like, no, we take trips out on boats to look at them. We can't kill them. Yes. But people, I mean, it's the same thing with like safari

people who kill animals that are like that, like elephants. Yeah. I mean, when you, when you, yeah, that's, and that's even worse, because it's just a trophy. It's just for trophies. Yes. But it is, it does get into that thing of when you zoom out to the macro, like, do we need to be killing any, we don't need to be killing any animals at all. No, no. But I think with the whales, it is an endanger of, it is an issue of endangerment and being, and then being overfished, if that's a term for whales. I think it is.

But that it's, it's, it's such a, it's such a huge waste of a life because there are these gigantic creatures. And it's like, Or is it a great value? Because it's like, if you're going to kill anything, kill the biggest thing, and then you get so much meat out of it. But they only eat the eyes. Oh, that's good.

They throw the rest away. They shove it back in the sea. They shove it back in the sea. Oh, so anyway, so we're on this boat, the whale watching boat, and the weather was crazy, the wind was so high that the boat was just, it was nuts. It was just going straight up and down. I cannot stand that. People were throwing up left and right.

That's like those plane rides you hear where it's like sudden drops in altitude and everything. There's like everywhere. See, even that, I don't know if that would make me throw up. It would make me freak out for sure. But on a boat, I just... Off-freak out. What do you think it is about you... This plane, you insane.

I think I have a great center of gravity. I don't know. No, it's purely just genetics, right? I think it is. It's just luck of the draw. Like, and that's how they find astronauts because they put them through that center of fusion so I think it'll... Oh God, I stuff and go, all right, well, let's see if this is one of the humans that doesn't throw up from this.

Who's doing this aliens? The aliens test us. This is one of the humans. But you know what I mean? I wouldn't be able to do it, but they say that, I mean, there are certainly ways to deaden it by trying to make sure your eyes are always following what your inner ears

right. We're a copper bracelet. Yeah. We're a condom. Oh, God on this show. Marie condo before the 90. Marie calendars. 90 day fiance before the 90 days.

One of my favorite shows. What? What did you say? Chris, there's a show called 90 day fiance where people have people there and I really ship with from another country and they come and they get a K1 visa, which gives you 90 days to get married. So they have to kind of like figure out if they're going to. And then there's now a spin off called before the 90 days and it's

people who aren't yet visiting. Call it 93 days. Cause more than that. It's one. Oh, she got you. But this guy goes to like visit his girlfriend in some country. I can't think of where it is, but like it involved him taking like a plane and a boat and whatever.

You know, it's a plane in a small plane and about, but he was like really paranoid about everything that he was going to encounter. That he brought this like giant trunk with like every thing you could possibly need for any medication or like bandages. And then he had condoms because he was going to fuck something. No, it was crazy. It was to go in because he was going to have to walk through water at some point and it's to keep bugs out of your pee hole. Whoa. He was really overly thinking like it's like that. Yeah. And are you sure it wasn't just like the

camera crew caught a shot of the condoms? He's like, oh, this gonna happen really and are you sure it wasn't just like the camera crew cut a Shot of the condoms. He's like, oh, this is for bugs in the people. No, no He was really serious and he put too on when they got to a point And then he also like his mom gave him some of her hair as like when he was leaving and it was from her hairbrush Like she like pulled it out and she's like this is for you and he was like please clone me She was like he was like thank you so much. They're like so strange What it's such a good show. She was like so strange. What? It's such a good show.

It's so. So this guy's just insane. Yeah, he's ridiculous. He goes from an insane family. And then he gets in a fight with the girl and he runs away and then she gets held at machete point. By whom? By some random renegade.

What? Is the camera crew with that? You're bearing the lead here. This is the most exciting part of the show. I feel bad for laughing at the guy for the condoms now. bearing the lead here. This is the most exciting part of the show. I feel bad for laughing at the guy for the condoms now. He's no he abandoned her. And so like he he's an asshole. I mean, but the man that whatever it's right. It's great. It's great. What's on TLC if anyone's interested? Did they go to a neutral third country where the

machetes happened or was that was in her country? They were in a bad area and she was trying to tell him that. And so they got into a fight and he was like, we're last, I got four condoms on. Yeah. Nothing's getting up here. They. That's a good show. Do you get car sick, Scott? I'm not as bad as Cool Up.

Cool Up gets really boat sick especially, but I'll get boat sick. We've been on a couple of boats here and there where it's just like, I gotta get off this fucking jet. True. I thought I'd feel pretty much just like I'm on a boat. Can you be in a car if someone else is driving? I can, but not in the back seat.

And if I am in the back seat, I can't really look at my phone at all or do anything. Oh, wow. I will immediately feel really sick. Some people all they can do is look at the phone because otherwise they'll anything. Oh, wow. I will immediately feel really sick. Some people, all they can do is look at the phone because otherwise they'll get sick. Oh, yeah, no, they have to.

They have to kind of stare at the middle of the window. Why does it make any sense? Because the reason you get sick is because your vision is not lining up with what your inner ear is doing. So if you're reading or looking at the phone, your inner ear senses you're moving, but your eyes are sensing standing still. What about people with robot arms?

Oh, I forgot. Oh, that makes sense. I look out the center window, like the driver window. If you look out the driver window, then you can see where you're going, like the driver never gets car sick because he or she is actually affecting the movements of the car. And they're the alpha.

Yeah, exactly. The car is my bitch. Top dog. I control every move it makes. So I feel every time I get in. Although the driver, I have gotten car sick driving before. Really? Yeah.

You know, you're trying to like that crazy taxi. You know what it was? I realized this when I did more research on it. It's that I was in a windy road. And I was listening to the music really loud. And it must have been affecting my inner ear. So I just turned off the music and rolled down the window and then you feel better because you're actually like,

Oh music affects your inner ear. We were driving on a windy road. We went to a wedding in Mendozino. And was this the one where the best man stood up and was in love with the bride? drive on a windy road, we went to a wedding in Mendozino and. And was this the one where the group of the best man stood up and was in love with the bride? No. So you've all witnessed that too.

And then we've got that. I have witnessed that too. Was that on this episode? I don't know. Did we talk about that on this episode? No. Don't know. Shevon must have been last episode.

You're shaking your head like you don't know. And by the way, shaking your head, we've asked two different questions. And I don't know which you're shaking your head like you don't know. And by the way, shaking your head, we've asked two different questions. And I don't know which you're shaking your head too. He just leaned into the microphone and shake his head. Now that was on the last episode. Right. We were driving this windy road

and we had this, I wish I could have found this song. We were listening to whatever radio station was coming in because it was a weird reception and it was fucking perfect. I just shazam do So I remember Stuy who shac are you shak? No, he was in this is my shack of Britain. Golly. Here's mine This is my shack impression golly. Here's mine

Shock I'm a big guy. I'm I'm track. I'm from packages for you I have to bring the back my arms are too big package That's actually my shack impression when you say commercials for the ice Oh, yeah, it wasn't the ice coach back patch ice coach back patch Ice catch back patch that gum you like is coming back in style. It's your right. No, what is it? The ice-catch backpatch. I caught backpatch. Ice-catch, backpatch. That gum you like is coming back in style. It's your right. No, what is he doing? I see hot backpatch.

I see hot backpatch. And I still thought you were saying fake words. I see hot backpatch. Backpatch. It seemed like Shaq said, I will give you one take and then I'm out the door. Yeah, he's Frank Sinatra. Then I will be lowering my head out the door. Yeah, he's Frank Sinatra. Then I would be lowering my head out the door. Yeah, you got this.

I said back then. I said back then. I was all back then. I was all back then. I was all back then. I mean, my memory, the commercial is literally is just him saying those words. Like the good thing is me.

They know. Oh, and we'll recognize it. Oh, it's Shaq, he just goes, I was about to recognize it. Well, in my memory, it's like they demonstrate all the things like there's an announcer that talks about it, they show it blah, blah, blah, and then they just cut to shag and he goes,

I don't know if I'm right. It's off of him. And that's all he did. And it was like audio for another time. Like it's like not even. It's from different, him saying those different words on the court. And he just sewed it together.

On the court. Yeah, he's like, Hey, could I get some ice for this? It's an ankle. Okay, we got that. And then he's like, my eye patch fell off. We got it. We just got to put a hot and a back in there. He's like, ooh, they just, they don't know that other players fell on his back.

Oh, I got ice hot. I see Melty. He's doing a personal impression. That's remember that. Yeah. That was a thing. That's hot that That was a thing that's hot. That's hot. That's hot. That's hot. I wonder what she's doing now. She's DJing. What? She didn't she just sue someone for Something some sort of like nude photos that the person took. Oh, here's our access. We've seen it. Yeah Sheven was nodding his head though, but I don't know if it's to any one our previous questions He's four questions behind

Seven not news. Yeah, she's like a celebrity DJ now. Yeah, I liked your song Well, it's like a tight as high riff, but it was a stars are blind the tide is hot stars are blind Can you look it up sheaven Google it chef? Stars are blind let's hear this is parasilton with stars are blotch Let's hide it hot. Stars of Blanky, you look it up, Shevin? Google it, Chef. Stars of Blanky. Let's hear this is Parasilton with Stars of Blanky. What is this, who told it? This is dedicated to young Lauren Lapkes. I'm scared.

But you probably, she was a hero to you. I respected her with all of my B.A. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. I respected her with all of my B.A. Ah, ah, ah, ah. I don't mind. Auto-tune the shit out of it. Yeah. It's your hanging ears with you.

Because I... Auto-tune is really good now, right? Where it's undetectable, kind of? Yeah. So this is before that. This is before that. Yeah, definitely. Oh, wait. Now Shaven is turning on the TV.

Apparently we're gonna see this video. Oh wait, now Shaven's getting up to dance. Now Shaven's taking his shirt off? Okay, now his pants. He's just showing us the sex tape. Come on, Shaven. Oh my god, this is the glowing eyes. This is terrifying. Come on. So they showed a wave to kind of give a nod to the tide as high. Yeah, I like it though.

I mean the songwriting of the wildlife. I love it. I'm loving it. It's the only song I listen to. I like this song. it's very much. But it's because it's the tightest high. Yeah, it is, it's not the exact same thing. No, but it's got all the notes that I've got in the tightest high. It's the tightest high. Is it? Is it?

Yeah, shut up, cut this off! God, I felt like I was gonna lose my mind. Isn't Darth Vader in the tightest high video? Oh my god, what? I swear to God. Darth Vader is in the Titus High video. I swear to God, I'm in the actor. I'm in the actor. I'm in the actor.

I'm in the actor. I'm in the actor. Well, he auditioned, he was the best one. You're not talking about the actor, whatever his name is, Pete Proust. No, I'm in Proust. I'm remembering an image of the Titus High video. And Darth Vader just shows up. The back of Darth Vader. Like, her, no, I'm remembering an image of the Titus High video. And Darth Vader just shows up.

The back of Darth Vader. Like, her, like, I can't remember. We have to watch the Titus High video. Can you just Google Titus High Darth Vader? I mean, you could. Google it, chef. Google it, chef.

Mm, do it, chef. Do do do do do. And what comes up? We see Darth Vader. Hey. There's a We see Darth Vader. There's a picture of Darth Vader. I don't know whether that's from the time. This is what I'm remembering.

Okay, there's an alien. So it's a fake Darth Vader, because it was around the time that Star Wars was a popular thing. It's an amazing how the internet will show you the answer even though that's not what you're talking about. It's not, yeah, like it's like the most Darth Vader-esque thing that they could get. It's like an alien that looks has sort of a Darth Vader-ish costume. But see, look at that, that, yeah.

There's like a shot where it clearly is supposed to look like she is singing to Darth Vader. Like you see the back, yeah, here we go. You see the back of the helmet? Go ahead and turn it up here. See? Oh, that is a Darth Vader back of the helmet look. Look how shitty this looks. What a weird ass girl.

Fucking sucks. How did they get away with that? Everything sucked back then. Everything sucked back then. It was just like, oh my god, people are doing things. They just showed like a gutter overflowing and she was like, the tide is high. She just got down the ground,

she's mopping up the rock. I mean, that's proof. Shit with a rag, this sucks. This sucks. Imagine a tide so high that the gutters are overflowing. If I wanted to see Blondie clean, I would call my name. I'd much prefer to see Blondie lean.

We need to take a break. When we come back, we're gonna have a feature. This is exciting. We'll be right back. Bye. Goodbye. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ You guys, it's time for a feature.

We're back. All of us. I have a game here for us to play. It's called React and Act. That's group of party goers who enjoy getting theatrical. That sounds like us. Everyone brainstorms a ton of different events to react to. And we'll, we'll run. How much?

What? 2,000 pounds worth. Okay, we're gonna modify it. Everyone will think of one before we do it. Okay, good. Seeing your favorite celebrity on the street, discovering a viper under bed, biting into a sandwich only to find a finger.

This one we said we didn't wanna do. I wasn't listening. Then write some down and pops them into a hat. We're not doing any of this. We're not. What do we think of something we're reacting to and then you figure out what it is. Okay, that's fine.

Participants will draw one of the events from the hat and react to it while everyone else attempts to guess what on earth they're screaming or fainting about. All right, all right, ready? Okay, that's fine. Participants will draw one of the events from the hat and react to it while everyone else attempts to guess what on earth they're screaming or fainting about. All right, all right, ready? Okay, so here. I'll start. Okay, so sorry. Here we go, ready?

Ah! Is there a viper under your bed? The time is like, thank you. Okay, I'll go, go next. You go ahead. Okay. What? What?

What? You saw a celebrity on the street? Yes. Okay, here's mine. All right, here we go. Oh, you found a finger in your sandwich. Yeah. A perfect round. We nailed it. We nailed it. We did it. Okay, well, this sucks because no one can see what we're doing.

It's visual. Okay, one another one. This sucks because no one can see what we're doing. It's visual. Ah. Okay, one another one. Yes. Queen. Well, this one makes no sense, Queen. Great disease diagnosis. One person is the doctor and everyone else is impatient. Can the doc figure out which odd diseases everyone

is afflicted with? That's all it says. So first, we have to be familiar with odd disease. So yes, we have to literally be doctors in order to diagnose shit, cause of death, murder. Okay. So that sucks too. So, okay, do we make up a game early fast?

Yeah, do you remember the one that you did in the first episode? The high, I have to go or whatever. Oh, I have to go. Okay, yeah, so something like that. Yeah. Or that one. Oh, hi.

No, people did like that game. We can repeat. Okay, this is the one where I was like, I have to go. So you're in the middle of a boring conversation which you want to get out. Oh, yeah. And you make it as casual as possible.

I thought you said, how high I have to go. Yeah, I have to go. How high I have to go. Okay. So let's play it again. Okay, so me and Paul will have to go. How high I have to go. How high I have to go. Okay. Okay. So let's play it again. Okay. So me and Paul will have a conversation.

Okay. And ultimately they discovered it was a mole. Oh, so you didn't have to be as worried about it as you thought you had to be? Not at all. And actually they didn't even have to remove it. So it was all fine. But you could have had it removed for cosmetic reasons. Sure, but I didn't.

Yeah, you kept them all. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Right in the middle of my forehead, of course. Yeah, so it's still, oh, so it is the one. Yeah, it's that one. Okay. People, yeah.

But anyways, do you like chips? I like the kind of chips that I like are the, You know, you're here. The thick one. Wait, I'm, I'm enthralled thick one. Wait, I'm not. What? I'm enthralled by this. I don't wanna go. I'm the one who's the best at least.

I thought it was one of you, and I thought it was funny, neither of you decided who had to go. No, that's always the third person that's out of the conversation. Like, you can't really get in your alley funny, interesting. Oh wait, I have nothing to add to the conversation. You don't wanna be here. And so you're looking for

grace. But I am here and you guys are acknowledging me. Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's start over. Let's start over. Okay. So I said, is there a way that you can I know you have to take the cancer part out. But can you make it look like I still have the mole? Because it's a birthmark, you know, I was born with it. Yes, I just on that. I cataloged 14.

I cataloged 14 new books at the library today. Oh, that had to be tagged with the labels and I had actually it's not related to what you said I said on that but I it's completely unrelated. I see a connection though actually but continue with your story. Oh tags. Mm-hmm So I had to label them Scott and yes and it was very hard because the printer kept breaking. Come on. She works at the library. I couldn't really get the numbers out. And so you, so it was ten more books than you would plan on cataloging.

That's why it was really a big issue. Yeah. Go on. Yeah, yeah Go on so I Ended up feel it ended up getting it done because I had to But when the clock struck five I had to rush out of work I heard that I got to go I heard that. I gotta go. I'm gonna say because.

I gotta. My cat died. Speaking of work, you could've just left. Speaking of work, I gotta go. You weren't worried. You're going to work. I'm going to work right now. On that.

I'm a late night DJ. My name is Wolfman Jack. I got some. Hello everybody. Can you wait? This is on. Well, I guess I didn't quite understand. Like you love the game. I know I guess I didn't quite under like.

You love the game. I know, but I thought it was between two people and in a conversation. That every piece between two something, Scott. It takes two to make a thing, though, right? It takes two to make a thing, though, right? I thought it was like the people in the conversation had to do it.

No. No. It's three people talking, and you're like, this is boring, I'm a fucking owner. But I thought it was three people talking. You do it, and I'll show you how it's done. Okay, to whom, fucking owner. But I thought it was three people talking. You do it in all shades. Okay, to whom, to Paul? Mm-hmm.

The only other person. Paul, what is, what is your, I noticed you were wearing sort of a, I feel like it's a yellow tie. Yeah. Is it a, is it like a harsh yellow? It's a little mustard, some mustard. It's mustard, yeah.

Do you like mustard? You know what's funny is I don't like mustard. I'm more of a ketchup person, but I like the color mustard for ties. Do you like having a ketchup tie would be? They're just huge. They're huge. They're huge. Oh gosh.

Oh my cup is so empty. So I'm just going to say something for you. Yeah, well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have a flask here. you. Yeah, let me get another one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm a flash here. Oh, that's cool. There you go. Anyway, relish tie, I guess would be green. Yeah, a mayonnaise tie would be just like, yeah, the purple tie eggplants.

Okay, so, yeah. Really quick, I gotta go. Why? Or tie? What's your excuse? No, I'm just not feeling great how about that stomach aches I gotta go bye Okay I feel like, let me try. Okay, all right. Okay. And ultimately, the Humains Society suggested that I continue coming on Saturdays. Are you in the clear though?

Did they clear you of all charges? Oh yeah, but if I come on Saturdays, I will just work for my schedule. Yeah, so you can, yeah, because it was some sort of like work release community service thing where you, because it was some sort of like work releases. Community service. Community service thing where you, because of all those horses that you feel. Yeah, I have to go play with animals and sort of just show.

Just show up and be like, oh, I want this so cute. It's not really equitable. Yeah. Yeah. Did he have to go? I don't know. He didn't. He didn't say.

He was very rude. He laughed. That doesn't count. I didn't. He didn't say, he was very rude. He laughed. That doesn't count. Yeah. I didn't think you. You just turned your back. You have to actually say, I gotta go. You have fun with it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go. I'm trying to do it. Let's try the one-on-one version. Okay, fine. Okay, because this is what I feel like we did last time. Okay. All right, so you and me. This is not what we did last time, but let's do this.

Okay, you and me. Okay. Yeah, and I'm the one who's going to excuse myself. I we are being boring. Okay. You know, so I died at blue by the shirt when hold the colors. It ultimately and I'm just kind of looking washed out. Yeah, I bet it did.

I got to go though. I'll see you later. Oh, oh, bye. Oh, bye. Oh, yeah. Very hurtful. Okay, let's do a fan call. Yeah, I'm gonna leave.

You're gonna leave, okay. But, you know, I feel like, because I worked the extra hours, I should get the extra pay, but I was willing to take more time off at a later time so that I don't, I'll trade you the money for less hours for the same money. So essentially, it's like I'm not asking for, I'm not asking for anything special. I'm just saying, let me leave it all in an act like I was there the whole time. Yes, that's exactly what you wanted.

So, just really, I'm going to have to go, because I don't really do rude. Actually, it's so interesting what you're talking about. I'm curious to hear the rest in a later point. So, they you're talking to me is very insulting. See, the degree of difficulty is harder. Okay. Now you too. And then you're good. I'm like, I'm the guy that's going to go.

So I don't consider it to be money laundering. I mean, it's, you know, purely just like I had this amount of cash. And I was, I wanted to put it into a different, you know, place and buy something different with it. And so, so, but, you know so, but apparently the government feels differently. And now, there's a big to-do about it. And I have to go down to an office, this coming Friday and give them a statement.

Hey Paul, can I show you something? Something really crazy that will be you. I have to go. You tag at me. I have to go. You tag team me. Hahaha. Folks, I think that's all the time we have. That's all the time we have. Oh, it's fun.

Someone's waiting. There's another show that's waiting. Stooooooow-waiting! What are the shows waiting to get it? You don't even know? Stooooooow-waiting! Shevon doesn't even know. Shevon, is that... Did we coin that this episode? Shevon.

Last episode, I think, right? It's not Shevon's job to know. This one? We shouldn't record these back-to-back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Bye bye! I like it like that. Bye bye! We'll see you next time. Love you. Love you. Love you. you