Threedom - Threevisiting: I've Done Cameos, Can You Milk ME?

Episode Date: October 20, 2026

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I should have taken a big breath It reminded me somehow That was good for a normal I didn't know I was going to do that Yeah it was kind of like Wallace and Gromody For some reason Wallace and Gromity Is that ah

Wait a slip of paper just fell out of your pocket It says scream freedom the entire Shut up! Shut up! Who told me to do that? Okay Who told me? Look, they have my wife They told me to do this. Borat, if his wife was kidnapped.

They have my wife. My wife. Okay, okay. This is Borat if his wife was kidnapped. This is Borat if his wife was... This is my first year of comedy. Wait, this is, this is borat if he's in the bathroom line and someone said who's in the bathroom in front of me and he goes, my wife. Oh, my.

Holding his stomach. My wife. Yeah, because he has to poo, but he let her go first because he's polite. This is a borat party is introducing somebody to his spouse. My wife. This is Borat when Borat is, so he's like, he's like going to the courthouse and getting married. And then when he walks out, they said, who's this? And he says, my wife.

Okay, this is Borat being asked to his emergency. Okay. Okay. So this is Borat being asked who his emergency contact is. And Borac goes, he goes, my wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Scott. You can't even think of one.

It's like kind of crazy Hi everyone This is Threatom I'm Scott I'm Lauren I'm Powell And this is early morning Threatom for us

We're an hour earlier It's a crackerone And this is right after Daylight Savings too So we're all fucked up An hour of freedom An hour ahead Oh my after daylight

You're still fucked up From daylight savings Uh no Don't you know my famous bit about it Let's hear it Yeah let's hear the entire thing Let's hear your hour just do it

we'll take breaks it'll just be like a whole episode and then I don't have to talk do an hour no do it I refuse

I refuse I refuse whatever no I acclimated actually pretty easily and we did a good job with the baby the baby

because we kept trying to go like you know have dinner 15 minutes earlier four days ahead etc and she to fool the baby

but she had one weird day And then the next day was totally back in the schedule. It was not really a huge deal in my house either, though I do feel like I was having the hardest time with it, strangely. The next day, I was like, I just missed that hour. Janie hates it. I want it back. Yeah.

She hates it. Yeah, she did talk about it at length on your pod. Yes. Well, I believe the solution is to have constant daylight savings time because that's the. And then I read an article about. And then at the end of the earth, we have all this daylight saved up. Yeah. And then we get to like party in the sun.

Yeah. Party on the sun. No, I read an article that said we should continue daylight savings time. But the one thing that's wrong with it is that sometimes people have to drive their kids to school in the dark. And the solution to that is let's move school to an hour later because studies have shown that kids don't shouldn't be going to school that early because their brains haven't woken up yet. But then what about work? People have to work. I know.

It kind of makes no sense. I mean, but then. People should quit their jobs. You need to get the kids to school before you go to work. However, we're assuming that everyone works at 8 o'clock or something. It's like, that's also not true. That's also not true. That's also not true.

Every child should be homeschooled, so we all have the same huge gaps in knowledge. Yes. Well, there'll be different gaps, but big ones. But everybody's at the same level of ignorance. At a certain point, all the scientists will die out. Yes. They're only getting older. Yes.

And so then everyone will have the experience. exact same knowledge. And we can all agree. Have you guys read those articles about like scientists going extinct? Yeah, we're down to like our last 70 scientists. I know. It's kind of insane. Yeah.

It's crazy. It's weird because you think like there would always be new ones, but there's not. I know. And they're mainly like biologists, which is really straight. There's like 65 biologists and only one physicist left. We don't need to know any more about any animals. We're good. The thing about animals too is they're always like, this animal does this because of

this. We don't know that. They don't talk. Well, and you know how they're always like, we just discovered this fish. It's insane looking. And then it's like, you just discovered, what have you guys been doing? Yeah.

Take your submersable down there. Let's go down there. Yeah. Let's go down there every day until we find all the fish. Call James Cameron. Maybe he'll let you go down there with it. Yeah. It's kind of his jurisdiction.

Yeah. Oh, he's like Poseidon himself. He can pull you over. Poseidon? Postiden? He pulls your submarine over. Excuse me. Flashes his avatar back.

Do you know how deep you were going? So do you put your ass to sleep? Uh-oh. Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Spaghetti-oh. Oh, no.

Do they still do that? Oh, spaghetti. Probably, but you know, we don't see commercials. You know what it probably sounds like now? Uh-oh. Spaghetti-oh. Yeah. Rocking Generation Pee, whatever it is.

Because rock music is so popular now. Oh, my God. The kids love electric guitars. People? Popular. Do you want TikTok like electric guitar? like electric guitars are everything. What?

And TikTok. These electric guitars are everything. They're obsessed with electric guitars. Really? Every other TikTok. I'm just lying. I'm just lying. I did for a second.

I was like, this could be true. It could be. I don't have TikTok. I don't allow myself that luxury. Wow. What if guitars came to life? Go. I guess they'd be talking over there in the corner.

Would they want us to play them? or would they consider that a violation? I think playing. How do you feel about me when I do this to your body? I don't like it. Okay. Well, there's your answer. But I don't.

That's your answer because Paul doesn't like it. Guitar's don't like it when you play. I can't make guitar sounds. I'm not Peter Frampton. They can't talk on their own. They need humans to move their mouths. Oh, so humans are moving their mouths for them. Oh. When a guitar is being played, it's expressing what it feels.

So basically, you're saying when they're talking guitars, they're talking when people play them because instead of these drumming sounds now it's talking that's what talking is for a guitar okay got it then it starts eating cars oh right wait wait wait this is a blondeie lyric exactly do you remember that okay there was this I guess can you sing that whole song no I can I don't even know how it begins five five Freddie that's about all I know I know then he starts eating cars yeah the man from Mars he eats up bars but there was there was some woman who maybe on Instagram, maybe TikTok,

but I think Instagram. I think this is maybe like pre-Tick-Tac or early days of TikTok. Vine. Where she knows longer than a Vine. Because she did the rap from Rapture. And that went viral for some reason. Like she was singing along to it. And then she ended up in a car commercial doing it.

And I didn't know who she was. And so I learned the history afterwards like, who they're shooting. You know when they shoot something like, you know who this person. is. Yeah. This is a celebrity. Yeah. And you're like, I don't know. I remember the, Sophia Vergara, the first time I ever saw her was

in some car commercial where this is like before modern family, I think. Because I remember the way she said, cup holders. And Janie and I would say that to each other. And then when modern family started, we're like, it's cup holders. It's cup holders, lady. Would you find a way to work cup holders into a sentence? Or would you just

say the word cup holders to each other. We would find a way to work it into a sentence. If somebody said cup, somebody said old. Use cup holders in a sentence. This is a spelling bee. Put that in the cup holder. C-U-P-H-O-L-D-E-R.

Okay. That's wrong. That's wrong. I can do it. There's a space. I don't know if there's space. I thought it was in this context. Say it again.

Put that in a cup hold. No, say it how she's over. Put that in a cup holder. C-U-P-O-L-D-R. What? Cup-older. That is correct. Thank you.

Scott, sit down. Okay. I'm sorry. I need to stand. You lost. Sit down. Shit down. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Slow down. You move too fast. Honestly, as I was doing, I'm going, which person is that? Which wow am I? I'm like, am I Biden? Wow.

Wow. Everybody wants to know why are we doing this? It's a great country in a world. You should be on SNL. Come on. I should be, right? You should be.

Remember when they used to hire old people? Yeah, 55-year-old makes TV debut. I think that happened not that long ago. When? Well, Leslie Jones was older when she got cast on that. Yeah, but I think she was true. 40. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's not that crazy.

No, but it was crazy for rationale. Because they mainly hired 25 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it used to be like, remember when they would hire Chris Elliott or Michael Lekeon? That was like that one year. How old were they? Oh, reality recap, yeah. Oh, wow, are we talking about Sandoval last night?

We were watching Vanderpump, of course. It's a day after Vanderpump. Okay. And there was a scene where they flashed back to somebody got mentioned and I was like who are they talking about and you've seen all the seasons

I've seen all the seasons so they showed a black and white flashback to this person Max that they were discussing and he was from I was like oh that guy there was a season season eight I believe it was

where they tried to introduce a whole bunch of new people and no he's having it none of them took at all people were like uh-uh these people are boring I think so often on Real Housewives where they're like, excuse me, bring someone in and then they're like, I'm just like. Excuse you.

You don't have to say excuse me when you interrupt us. I burped. It's like fucking, it's a wonderful life. What? Excuse me. George is. I fucking burped. George, remember that way?

After the, he gets hit at the bar or whatever. And he's, oh no, no, no. This is before he gets hit at the bar. He's, he's just found out that they lost the money. and Uncle Billy can't find it and he's like, what the fuck? What the fuck, Uncle Billy? It's so. Uncle Billy, you're a stupid, you're a stupid fucking jerk.

Uncle Billy. Oh, my God. It's horrible. You fucked me, Uncle Billy. It's viscerally miserable. Yeah. And so he's walking through the house and the little kid is like tugging on his coat saying, excuse me.

He's like, I don't have time for this. He's ignoring him. And then finally he goes, excuse you for what? And he goes, I burped. Oh, yeah, it's so cute. Very cute. That is so cute. That's such a cute movie. It's such a cute. Depressing for an hour movie. It's so cute when he wants to kill himself and then the little age. It's funny. He was such a cutie pie. Yeah. He's so cute. Yeah. He's so cute. I thought you were going to talk

about Sandoval and his breath exercises, which were so horrifying. That was hilarious. Okay, this is months ago by now, but as we've established, but as he's established, that's your problem, listeners. Your problem. We're talking about history. Are we supposed to talk about the future right now? We can't talk about the future? Yeah. You're supposed to, okay, when we talk about something from pop culture, that's timely, you have to put yourself into a coma.

Self-inflicted coma. Self-inflicted. Not induced. Inflicting. You'll have to inflict a coma on yourself. Hit yourself in the head several times with a blackjack. Stand under a coconut tree until it happens. So he was doing these breath exercises with the health.

help of some breath exercise coach. And this, and I just was watching this guy going, man, there are so many people out there who are, whose entire existence is devoted to parting you from your money. You know what I mean? Like this is, it's not a real guy. This is not a real exercise. He's like, he's got an amplifier and speaking into a mic or something like that. He's got a microphone and San Juanval's wearing headphones.

Right. So I guess he's talking directly into the headphones, which probably also are blaring some. They're probably transmitting. Yeah. Some sort of. Or something to do-do-do-do-do-do or something like that. But he's talking into the headphones and he's like, okay, now give it the biggest breath you've ever had. And Sandival's like, what?

It's so embarrassing. He's breathing in this very weird way. We need him to be off TV. I don't know much, but I don't, but what I know is too much. I don't know I'm off here. I don't know much. But I know I want. I have to say it's just some, you know, reality TV is, is, is, is, is in many ways.

I was thinking like, it's so bad for his mental health to be, to be involved in this show and to have to be around these people. Like, he can do anything with his life. He needs a break. He can, no, he needs a break. It's bad for all of them. But his entire finances are tied into it where he has. It's the only way to make a lot of money. Because they don't, because if you look at them, you know, none of them other than Arianna now are making.

any money. Yeah. It is funny that these people are all bound together. They have to be on camera. They have to be next to each other. And they have to do these bullshit things where like he asks, uh, what's your name? Lala to come to the breath exercise purely just to make content. They know that they're there to make content. And she shows up purely

because it's like, got to make content. Yeah. Here we go. Diana is actually talented from, I mean, I'm dancing with the star. She was fabulous. She was. And she's in Chicago. And I'm like, so she's fine. Which I'm very glad. Oh, don't worry about Ariano. Given that she was the one who got screwed over. Again,

didn't watch any of that show. But you haven't a strong opinion, which I love. I do. That's podcasting. I can't believe this is so late in the game, and I'm sure I've asked you this before. But that's not your type of reality show, right? That one crosses a line.

I basically like I watch a lot of Real Housewives over the years. Oh, you do? Okay. And I've been watching for many, many years. Okay. Probably 20. And that's many That's a long time

Not consistently. The early years I didn't have cable When I was in college, whatever But I'm thinking about how At a certain point Vanderpump became a spin-off And I said, I'm not gonna do it Because they would start

Your DVR would start recording Your DVR would record that As like a just add it to the show As like a trick What about George? Oh yeah Watching the DVR and then you'd be like Oh now it's another show

I didn't even realize Because of the same characters Are going into that show Because they want you to watch it so they, yeah. But I did that with fucking Summerhouse. And then I was like, I'm not doing that. And then from that point on, it just became like a hard line. George H.W.

But I add in. Horrible new things old. Go. They're not going to get us. They're not going to. That doesn't mean. I can't believe you went back to. You, you barreled over me to make sure.

Beryl. To make sure. It was the most polite barreling the show has ever seen. Oh my gosh. The most polite barreling this show. was ever seen. Did you ever see that movie Wild Hearts can't be broken? Most polite barely is the podcast ever seen.

I've never seen that. It's like a blind girl jumps off, does horse jumping off into a school. Yes, in the Atlantic City Pier. Yeah. Yes. I loved it when I was a kid. I didn't realize she was blind. Wait, she does it once or she does it all the time?

She does it all the time. I think she's blind. Yeah, yeah. I think that's the whole idea. That's the whole idea. Well, she's so daring. That she will jump off, take this horse over the edge and jump down. Or is the horse blind?

Look it up. I just want an impression of it. That's the only way they could get the horse to do it. He's blind. It must be her. Just one more step. It's like a little step down. But they jump into like a small pool.

Yeah. It doesn't seem safe at all. Isn't it fucking crazy? That was a real thing. That's so weird. How many horses died in the making of this? Oh my God. I can't even imagine.

Okay. It's not luck numbers. Well, it's like that movie Faraway, what is it? Fargo? No. Homeward bound. Far away away. They said like a lot of animals

were harmed. Oh, homeward band. Oh, I've never seen that. Oh, Milo and Otis. That was the one. Milo and he was never seen that. It was filmed in, I believe because it was filmed in Japan. And they have very different rules about animal safety.

And the rules are, anything knows. It was like, and then Otis jumped off the cliff. Like, he jumped. Then, like, a lot of, we lost a lot of cats in that one. And then Milo, number seven. They would just be throwing them into, like, like, creeks. Like, yeah, absolutely. Oh, they were trying to cross the creek.

And then it's like, whoosh. No, they would put, they would put, like, a cat and a tree and put, like a cobra at the truck. Jesus. It was fucking crazy. It's like, these aren't actors. Yeah. And Dudley Moore narrated it. Wow.

Oh, cool. Good for him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Arthur himself. Arthur, too, on the Rocks himself. Yes. God, I'd love to see a sequel of that.

Best defense himself. of Arthur. Oh, boy. I bet it was hilarious. Why haven't I watched that? Yeah. We should do it. We should do a remake of Arthur?

Yes. Absolutely. Where do we switch off as Arthur? Oh, sure. True West style? One of us is drunk, Arthur. One of us is sober, Arthur. Sober Arthur, who's just like a big kid.

Right. Wasn't that his thing? I've never seen the original. They remade. You've never seen the original? No. The Russell Brand. Yes.

The Reader. remake, because Russell Brand is famously sober. Okay. They made Arthur just sort of an arrested, you know. Oh, wait. So in the remake, he's sober? Why does the character have to be sober? I mean, well, because he was, yeah, I know.

No, but I'm saying like if the original movie is all about. I guess because he doesn't want to promote that for laughs. But then I'm saying, why are you cast in this? The things that he wants to promote are good enough. This is a great question. Because it's like, isn't that the premise? I guess because no one else would do it. Well, I mean, I think it's a good title, but the concept of...

Arthur's a great title. The title just tells you everything you need to know. Arthur. They sold it in the title. But the concept of a guy just drunk the entire time. He's like, so it's called Arthur. We want it. Elevator pitch.

Arthur. Goodbye. That is the short elevator. Goodbye. We are the shortest elevator. Goodbye. The original Arthur, Dudley Moore. Have you ever seen it?

I don't think I've seen that. wonder, I feel like I saw it. It was in the last... It's the first entry of the Arthiverse. The second being the remake? No, the second being Arthur 2 on the rocks. Arthur 2 on the rocks? Nice.

Because I guess was that, was that because his romance with Liza Minnelli was on the rocks? No, I think he lost his money. Oh. The character. Yes, the character. He was a rich... Who did you think might have lost his money? Well, because the same was Liza Manelli, because I'm saying, the current one, we were

saying he needed to do it based on his life. and he doesn't drink. So maybe Dudley Moore lost all of his money. With Liza and Lowe. Yeah, yeah. If you cast somebody in a movie, it should be a reflection of their life. I need movies to be based on the actors.

Yeah. Yes. Luke Skywalker? Mark Hamill lives in space. That's what I always thought. As we all do because we're on a floating planet. He tweets from space. You always love to blow my mind with that.

I really do. Here's what I love. You forget. Well, because I'm just walking around like, it's just normal. And then you'll say something like, you know, we're in space. and I'm like, hold on a second.

Yeah. What? I'm like floating right. My favorite thing is to pick my moment when I'm going to say that to you and blow your mind. I know. It's your favorite thing. You know we're in space, right? You just did it again.

Oh, shit. Like this house is like floating on a planet? Yeah. If you jump up high enough, you can just float off into the space. You should try right now. Yeah. We live in Star Trek essentially. Yeah.

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This is a great question. Does Star Trek know where they are? Because they could be in Florida. I'm going to say, do they ever talk about maps or coordinates or anything? There's two famous episodes of Star Trek where they talk about maps. Right. One is called Maps. Right, right, right. The song Maps was based on that. The other one is called

Fold It Up. Fold It Up. I thought it was Fold It Up. Oh, that makes sense. The only Star Trek I've seen is the one episode I watched for a podcast that I was doing with Newcomer Star Trek. Alice Betterland and Veronica Audio. You got to do Newcomer Star Trek. No, I don't. And there's five billion episodes.

No, you pick one episode of the original series. I'm not doing that. One episode of Next Generation. One, and then some of the movies. And then one episode of Voyager. I don't think so. You don't think so? Well, anyway, the episode I watched.

What are you the Star Trek gatekeeper? As a matter of fact, I am. Oh, no. What I will say is the episode I watched was all about this little alien boy going to Clint Howard? Going to get baseball cards. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

American memorabilia. What, is that DS9? Or is that? don't know. And I was actually charmed by how much it was just an 80s, 90s sitcom. It was like, oh, and then we had you on our podcast. Yeah, was it a different episode? So I must watch another one. I think that was the one. Oh, okay. It was the baseball cards one. Then I must have watched a different one. Yes. I've seen two. What if you just did the movies? No. You know what? We got our next two seasons. Come on, man.

No. But just because you love something now they can't ruin it. We don't ruin everything. I don't ruin everything. We like a lot of things. We like a lot of stuff. I just don't think it's too big of a universe, I think, to make it worthwhile. Technically, Batman is in the same universe of Starry. What? They haven't crossed over yet, but there's a bunch of clues out there.

Well, technically, every TV show is in the same universe. Two clues? Yeah. Okay, remember that one episode called. called I think Bruce Wayne his batman. Oh shit, that's right.

I think Bruce Wayne his batman. I remember it was Benjamin Cisco. He thought that. Cisco. A billionaire. That's my best.

That's your Benjamin Cisco. It's not bad, quite honestly. Jeremy Cisco? No. Benjamin Cisco. You're thinking of Jeremy Sisto. Thank you.

I was like, why is that sound wrong? from six feet under. Clue less. Was he in Clue less? Yeah. What was he in Clue less? He's one of the...

He's like the guy who has a crush on Cher. Popular guys, yeah. I remember so little about that movie. She's like, you have a picture of Ty in your locker. He's like, I have the picture you took in my locker. What? That's the moment when she finds out... It's romance.

He tries to kiss Cher and she's like, what? Ew, you love Ty. You have the picture of Ty in your locker. He goes, I have the picture you took in my locker. She took the picture of Ty. Right. And put it in his locker? He hung it up because he, she thought, oh, you like.

Because she took the picture? Yeah. That's insane, right? Absolutely. Because like if I was real, he needs to go to hell. The actor? Yeah. The actor and the character.

I did. And they should meet each other in hell. I did. It should be called the two people you meet in hell. Game night or whatever with him. That show. That was like a game show. That's still on it.

I can't remember what it's called. Hollywood Game Night. Yeah. With Jane Lynch as the host. Yeah. Yeah, but now it's, um. She is the weakest thing. Goodbye.

Now it's Jerry O'Connell. Oh, really? And she does weakest link. They're just going to switch off doing things from now until the end of time. I hope so. Yeah. I hope that she'll end up on the chat. What is it called?

The talk. The talk. Is he on the talk? He is. Good for him. Yeah. Yeah. He's, you know, he loves reality TV.

He loves it. He loves Bravo. He loves the Bravoverse. He goes to the BravoCon. He does. How bad do you think the Bravo con is? I don't, I don't know. I have friends who've gone, but they're mostly people who are involved with the network in one form or another.

Right, right, right. So I don't. We're paid to be there. I don't know what they're. Like your friend the Countess, Louis. My friend is my friends, the Smith sisters who have a serious exemption. Yes, of course. That's all in the same world.

Of course, of course. Are you friends with all of the sisters? Yes. Radio Andy. I am. All of them. I became friends with Lauren first through Tumblr in 2000. What are we talking about?

Lauren Ashley Smith. They have a daily serious XM show called Smith Sisters Live. That's like hilarious and great if you have serious XM. I do. I'm a subscriber. Well then you'll enjoy it very much. I better tune into that then. Yeah.

I met Lauren and through Tumblr. And then over the years, became friends with her sisters as well. So yeah. I'm equally friends with all. Do you think they would say the same? Yeah. That we're all equally friends. Is it possible to be equally friends with siblings?

I'm just telling you it is. You're saying that brings up an interesting question. Is it possible? Because I don't believe it. We're in a text chain all day, every day, the four of us. You have so many text chains. How do you have the time? Do I ever come up?

I love texting. Do you ever come up? I don't think so. Not ever? Dang. I doubt it. I doubt it. You never tell them a story that evolves me or anything?

No, I do. I do. Okay. Actually, yesterday. You came up yesterday. You came up yesterday. What did I do? Because I shared a screenshot that you shared with me.

Okay. I'll accept it. Did they respond like, Paul's the greatest? They were just like, can you believe that guy? He's amazing. For taking that screen grab? That's amazing. Okay.

They were very into it. Didn't they used to be called screen caps at some point? I hope so. It's like a screen cut. It's like a screen cap. Thank you. Okay. That might be wrong.

So the mobile aspect of it makes it a grab instead of a cap? Look, why don't we find out? Okay, so there's screen grab, screen cap, and screenshot. And I feel like now we all say screenshot. Yeah. Is a still image from a movie, TV show, or video. Oh. Okay.

A screen. Grab. Grab. Grab is a. That seems like it would be from a computer. Essentially the same thing. Oh, okay. No, screen grabs and screenshots are the same thing.

Okay. An image that captures the screen of your computer, phone, or digital device at any given moment. I see. So screen grab and screenshot, same thing. Yeah. What you just said. Screen. Capp.

Capp is when you're just taking the image from a movie or something. You know how, isn't it annoying how on your computer, if you tried to screen cap a movie you're watching, it just is black. It just works. I'm like, let me take a. Exactly. You know I can use my phone to take a picture. of it. Yeah.

Just let me have a screened out. Let me just let me do it. Let me just let me do it. Don't you want this to go viral? It's going to go viral. Please let me send a funny text to my friend. That phrase is used to I know.

People will be like I just someone on my Explorer page like I post here's another one of these because the last one went viral. I go look at the last one has 7000 likes. I'm like that's not fucking viral. I had I don't went through the exact same thing with somebody some like post that I saw and it was I swear to God

like 250 likes or responses. I was like, that's not viral at all. It's not viral to them. It's viral. It's viral to them. And this is what we have to talk about. But it's not viral to you.

It's a busy day on your phone for you. It's not viral. You're not going to be on Good Morning America. Now, we should establish. People who've been made into memes, they're viral. Yeah. We should establish what viral is. The lady who tries something, she doesn't like it.

That's exactly who I'm thinking of it. Yes. And she was just on Caleb Heron's new podcast. And she was very funny. Oh, really? Yeah. So I guess, you know, ever. I have a part of my TV show is used a lot by, it's me with the captain's hat saying welcome aboard.

Like a lot of people use it. It's viral. So I don't know that it's viral, but like when it's gotten to the point where like weirdo right wing people use it to be like, oh, you're red pilled. Welcome aboard. I think my image has been used in that way and GIF form. Someone sent me something where he was like. Are you a robot? My image has been used in that way.

gift for my body is unavailable for such actions. I, one of my favorite things to do is to send a gift of myself to people. Yeah. Yeah. That's, it's a real power move. But then people, I would, I would do it all the time because we have so many from the CBB TV show. And then I've lost to.

I started to feel like. I have so many. I started to feel like people thought it was a bragging thing because no one ever responded like, oh, ha, ha, funny. Like people you knew? Yeah, yeah. Like, I started to feel like people thought it was me flexing. But it's like everyone that you're probably texting.

With you, I can understand that. But I think with me everyone. You? Or fuck me. No, fuck you. Oh, fuck me? Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck me. The great David Caruso in the movie session nine, I think. Session nine? Yeah. It's like a horror movie, I guess. Is it like a recent one after CSI Miami? Oh, for sure. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is when his movie career was, this is, this is, This is after his movie career. Oh, no, no. It's pre-SSI Miami. This is after NYPD Blue, his movie career was supposed to take off. And he did Kiss of Death and Jade. Yeah.

Tanked it. Yes. And then he was reduced to doing this movie, which was he and some other dudes are doing it. Your eyes are glazing over. They're so hard. Why don't you, David Caruso newcomers? I'm trying to catch up. You watch all of the first season of NYPD.

D.B. And the D.B. Blue. I think I do. And my double-d-dubo. And my d'abbo-dubo. And I DBSV-Dubi-dubi. So tell me about session nine.

They're working in this, doing like some construction work or something on this old insane asylum. And of course, spooky things start happening. But at one point, and I cannot remember what leads to this. They give me a chill. But David Caruso looks at. somebody who's about to... You have to yawn right into the mic while he's talking? He was actually trying not to.

Somebody's about to... The ending made a noise I didn't expect. Somebody's threatening him or about to attack him. And he goes, fuck you. Just like this. I love it. Let's get it on Mike.

Let's hear it. Or do you want me to do it now. I'll listen to an ad. Okay. Yeah, get it on. I want to hear this if you can find it. If it's possible to find it, I want you to find it.

If anybody can find it, I can. Do you think there's anything that's not possible? You know, there's, there are theories that the multiverse exists because everything is possible. So anything you can think of is out there in a different universe. Mm-hmm. And there's, that's so stupid. Do you believe that? Wait, you really believe that?

No, I don't believe it. You really believe that? I think every, every maybe choice is possible. But like a leaf can't. Do you think there's five trillion versions of you doing different? things in other in other universes. Yeah, it'd be cool. And one of them is happy.

One. I hope it's this one. Yeah, meanwhile, Paul here doing his old searcheroo. Got it. Got it. Whoa, okay. Let's hear this extremely funny, fuck you. Where the fuck was that?

The tank! Take! Okay, okay. Jeff, Mike. Go downstairs, be sure he doesn't turn around. You, you come with me. Jake. Fuck you. I mean, it wasn't really quite what you made about to me.

It wasn't quite, but if you could see the face. I couldn't. Because the face really, that's why I said if, dear. But it was like, you're right there with the phone and I yet somehow never saw it. Yeah. The fact that he goes, hey, and then the guy turns around. I mean, the hay is an extra layer, yeah. Yeah.

You're giving the you a lot more flare. I'm not mad at it. I'm just letting you know. Lauren, I want to say I'm trying my best today. I'm really trying my best today. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm trying.

When it comes to dealing with her or just in general. Everything. Everything really. I got lumped into that. You're part of the reason that I'm hanging by a friend. Hey, how's your little squirrel cam going? I've been neglecting it. No, not your cam.

I know. I got to get back. Neglecting it, meaning what? You're not checking the footage or it's not even taking corn cobs. I'm not getting... I've never given them corn cobs. Do you remember?

Did you ever do this in school where you put like a ribbon on like a corn cob and then you like decorate it? You roll it in peanut butter and put like seeds all over and then you hang it in a tree. What the fuck? Put a ribbit. What? A ribbon. Ribbon.

Oh. Ribot? Ribot. Ribot. Ribit. What's on a present? A ribbit. A ribbit.

bit. Yeah. So you put a ribbit. Wrap it up in a nice pretty ribbit. You put a ribbit on like a corn cob or an acorn or like a pine cone or something and you dip it in peanut butter and then the seeds all over it. And then the squirrels come and eat it. It was a thing we did.

I don't know if that's bad. That's weird. It was something we did. Pine cone is. That seems like a trick on the squirrel. Yeah. Because then he's like, look at all this being a better crunch. Ow, my teeth.

At least corn and peanut butter go together great. Yeah. I must not be, well, I don't know that they care about the flavors that much. Are you kidding me? They don't think animals care about flavors. I mean, they don't have a good palate. No, I think they care about flavors. I don't think it's the same way that we interpret flavors.

I did the Pepsi challenge with my squirrels. Really, how do they all pick Pepsi? Can we talk about how they thought it was Coke? Amazing I did in that. You did amazing. I mean, other than not knowing the rules, you were great. But I guess all the pops. You smashed it. You smashed that.

Had you just paid attention to the first part, it would have been a clean sweep. But I don't care about that part. I don't think that part was right. It's what we established. Reality recap, yeah. Have you watched the Australian traders? No, I don't think I'm going to have time for it. Honestly, it's worth it.

It's the best, really? I wouldn't say it's the best. Well, then I don't have time for it. What's the best? Best is... I only watch the best of anything. Well, no. UK and American are tied, I would say.

I only look at luxury cars. I only watch the best picture. every year. That makes sense. You know what? There's probably like really, really bland people who do that. Well, I mean, where they go like, I'll just see whatever wins best picture. Whatever wins best pictures. Yeah. And then they're like, I'm kind of, I watch one movie a year. I bet you there's somebody. It came out last year. The day after the Oscars. It feels like somebody who'd be like, I only go to the highest end restaurant. I watch the best

movie of the year. I live my life. And they think it's like cool. Yeah. Someone said to me once about, like cool. Someone said to me once about eating. They were like, okay, make yourself. And then you swallow. Yeah, yeah.

And you have to do it every day. Not the reverse. But, but okay, so, you know, if you're going to cheat off your diet, make it something like really, really good. Yeah. Don't just be like, oh, I'm going to snack. Oh, here's a bunch of chips or whatever. Like go go somewhere, make a, make a bit, you know, have like the highest end.

What rich person said this to you? I know. And that's so like, that's so, it has so much foresight. Like, you're like, I want to cheat on my diet tomorrow at eight. Yeah. It feels like, it's going to take a reservation. It has to be. Cheat on my diet with a full meal.

It's like, I think chips are pretty great. Chips are, yes. That's cheating on your diet. You know what I love that I don't feel like is around enough? You. You. Chips that are dipped in chocolate Those are so fucking good

Those are good That I've ever had a chocolate covered potato chips I don't think you've ever had that Oh we gotta do a taste test Prentils of course They sell them in Trader Joe's That makes sense And they're really rich and crazy

Are they like Trader Wonka or something like that Trader Liam's chocolate dipped potatoes Junkah Trader Jumka Trumpa Chumpa Tumpa Jumpas I

I don't mind how they talk to you a lot at Trader Joe's. Like, this has come on a couple of things. I've been in since I used to live in my old old place right next to it. So what are they doing now? Well, it's part of their handbook that they're, that they chat with you a lot, you know. It's like kind of. I say, what do you believe in God? Who are you voting for?

Yeah. How much you're way? How much money do you make? They're often like, what do you up to later today? How's your day going? you've ever done in the bedroom or the like this snack is really good I love this one is their baggy you know that kind of I like it I don't mind yeah I like I had one the other day that that was it was too much and I was like it was like she couldn't tell that I was being nice I mean

I wasn't being trying to be rude but I felt like it was like I'm not trying to do this right now like yeah it's it was like so much and like opinions about what I was saying where I was like I actually don't want people judging what I'm buying. Well, she was asking me questions about what I was buying. What's it for? Because it was like a lot of stuff. It's like, oh, is this for this? Well, this was like duct tape and twine and.

Yeah. She's like, what are we going to do with this? We don't even sell this here. I was selling quick line. I'm buying. I'm hanging by your friend. I, the other night we were at a restaurant. Day or night?

It was not eight. What? When was it, Scott? Honestly, it was six. So it was bright as hell. It was bright as hell in here. No, we were at a restaurant and we ordered drinks and Kulap ordered, you know, off the specialty menu of drinks and ordered this drink. And the waiter said, great choice.

And I went, oh, okay. She made a good choice. And then I ordered my drink and he went, another great choice. And suddenly it's suspect, isn't it? Yeah. Because he's just saying great choice because we're ordering off the specialty menu or something. I don't know. Now you couldn't be proud of your wife anymore.

Yeah. My wife. As Borough would say. But I couldn't trust anything he was saying. No, of course not. No, you lose, you lose faith. He's obsequious. Yeah.

But what if he didn't say anything? What if he in his head was like, oh, shit, he made a bad choice? I just wanted to be honest. Here's what I, okay, I'll be the waiter. Okay. And will you be cool up? Sure. And will you be you?

Yeah. All right. Are we thinking drinks before dinner? Let me go first. Honey. I love one. You know, I asked you before the, I ask you before, but I could go first. No.

No, you get over here, you asshole. I will have the grapefruit martini. Oh, great choice. Thank you. Okay, I'll have the little Miss Muffet. Huh. Something to matter? Tell them what, tell me your thing.

No, no, tell them what you're thinking. No, no, is that not a good, not a good choice? It's not for me to say, sir. It's your choice. But you said it regarding her choice. That was for me to say. So if it's a good choice, it's for you to say. If it's a bad choice, it's not for you to say.

You can't say anything nice. Don't say anything at all. Okay, well, I want to switch my drink. I want to have what she's having. Great choice. A fake orgasm. She did it before he came to the table. Do you think that lady knew it was fake?

That's an interesting question. I don't think anyone's ever talked about that before. It's Billy Crystal's mom. No, it's Rob Reiner's mom. Thank you. You're welcome. Men need to correct you on more things. I appreciate it.

So, so in the world. world of when Harry met Sally. Is this lady making a joke or is she legitimately thinking whatever that woman had at that table made her order? She ate a pastrami sandwich that made her come. Yeah. I'll

have that. I think in the universe of... I also want to come in public. I mean, what we don't see what we don't see is that woman getting her order and then having to do that. That's a sketch. See, I think in the... That is good. In the world of this movie...

having to do that. So she's like, she doesn't want to insult the cook, so she's like, uh, or she complains. Like, it's like, you marches back to the kitchen. Hey, how come I didn't get the cum sandwich?

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come hang out with us. This is The Dash. Listen and subscribe to The Dash wherever you get your podcast. And we're back. And it's time for a three-eacher, guys. Can you believe that such a thing would occur? Let me explain this to the listener. Yeah, these dummies who don't understand this concept. A threacher is where we play a game. And that game is... Why don't we just call it a game?

Hmm? Why don't we just call it a game? Because we promised we were going to have a feature on the show. All right. From the very beginning. Okay. And then for fun, we call it a threacher. Oh, right.

Got it. Also, we misunderstood what feature meant. Right, right, right. Yeah. And it just became a game. Right. Okay. Now I understand.

I think there was a point where it could have gone in multiple directions. It could have been anything. But for some reason, we stuck to the idea that it's always going to be a game. Yeah. Well, we're 200 and whatever episodes in now. We can't change it. No, we can't change. So is there anything more to explain?

This is a type of game that you would play in the car or you'd play in a living room. You'd play in a parlor. Should you not look where you're going when you're in the car? You should just play this game? No. The beauty of this is, You can look where you're going and still play the game. Isn't that beautiful?

Can you be over the legal limit of alcohol? Yes, you should be. Okay. If you're in the back seat. In the back seat, great. But you shouldn't be carrying the alcohol. No. You should have drank it all at the bar or at home.

Finish it before you get in the car. Or it should be in the trunk. You imagine getting really drunk at home. That's what I would do. Hide it under a shirt. Yeah. Okay, so this is, this is called dumb. Can you imagine being really drunk at home in what?

What? And not enjoying it? Sounds great. But then going somewhere. But I guess people do it all the time. I've been drunk in a year at this point. It sucks. It sucks.

Look, in a few weeks you can get drunk all you want. Well, not exactly. All you want. Yeah, but yes. Not exactly, but yes. But yeah. Okay, so this is called Dumb Over Under. It's been submitted by Michael Bliss.

Thank you, Michael Bliss. Truly, you are ignorance. Yes. change your name Michael ignorance and then people will go like why did you change your name you go it's your middle name is IZ mm-hmm um Michael is blizz um he changed his name to ignorance Michael is his bliz is bliz if the middle name is IZ when did he change his name to you said he changed his name to ignorance ignorance and then you're saying

and then you're just saying Michael is blizz Michael is you say change it name to I'm ignorant. Michael is blaze. Michael is blaze. Okay, so here are the rules. Two people are playing against each other based on what the third person says. Oh, no. Okay.

Persons one and two come up with a question. Persons one and two say you and I, Lauren, come up with a question to ask Paul that they wouldn't know. Something like, and the answer should be a number. Something like how many gallons of water are in the Pacific Ocean? Okay. Or how many lights are there on the Vegas strip? Okay, Paul then makes a guess and is locked in. Okay.

Okay. And he tells us what it is. You can't alter the answer. Now, you and I, Lauren, then play over under with what they think the answer is. So, uh, and then we make our guesses. Um, and. Whoever's closest without going over? I know.

Just if we're, uh, over, if we're correct about it being over or under, we get a, like, school. Me explaining this to you? Well, both. Here's my question. Is it more fun if we try to get closer? So what you're saying is we should just play a game where whoever's closest without going over wins.

So you can't say like, I think there's 10 gallons. That's not this game. I think it's more. Well, then if you just said 10, then we would both say over and we would both get points. And you want to keep us from getting points. Oh, but here's what it. Here's what it could. Because you're going to be the next time you're going to be getting points yourself. Don't make it sound like that I'm trying to prevent you.

Let's play. Let's play it. Michael Bliss, you've got your wish. Let's play it. Let's play it the way ignorance wants it plays. And Michael is Blizz. I. I be. Okay. So we got to come up. Lauren, we have to come up with a number. Oh, you have one. Okay. Go ahead and ask. How many lights are on the Eiffel Tower? I wasn't going to say Las Vegas. I just thought it made me think of the Eiffel. How many lights are on the Eiffel Tower? When it sparkles up. By the way, I hope when we think of these, we can actually look them up in their real eyes.

And then what happens? Then you guess. I guess how many. Yeah. You guess and make it a good guess because you want it. And you guess over or under that amount. Okay. I'm going to say 10,000.

Wow. 10,000. Okay. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay.

Okay. Now we have to. Independently. We talk about why we think this. Oh, no, really? We have to say over or under. Oh, no. I'm going to go with.

I didn't know this was like a feelings game. I'm going to go with under. Why are you going with under? It just sounded like a really high number to me. Right. And I was thinking more in a 5,000 range. But that might be not enough at all. Okay, so you're going under.

I, okay. So when I went to the Eiffel Tower, not as big as you would think. It's only seven feet tall. Yeah. Honestly, it's all perspective, like the Indiana Jones Boulder. I met a comedy bang bang fan while I was sitting at the table. I'm so sorry. Was it me?

Fucking sucked. So it's not as tall as I thought it would be, but it is tall. But 10,000, I think 10,000 seems low to me. Okay. So I'm going to go over. How many lights are on the Eiffel Tower? hour. You took a screenshot.

I didn't mean to. Put the answer is 20,000 life. Wow. 20,000. Wow. Okay, so Scott gets a point. I get a point. Okay.

Congrats. Thank you. Next one. So now it goes to Paul and I are going to ask you a question. Okay. So Paul, can you think of one or let's see? I can think of one. I can't believe I said 5,000.

I hate myself. How many? How many times has the person struck by lightning the most times been struck by lightning? How many times they can masturbate? I'm going to say. It's such a like good setup for like a non-sequitur. How many times has the person who has been struck by lightning most times masturbated? Unfortunately, we can't look it up.

We have to take it on faith. We can guess. And the answer's got to be $5.000. three times one person has been struck by lightning three times she's saying three all right I'll look it up while you're talking I'm gonna go

this is tough yeah because you would think three times would be crazy but I also feel like I've heard about people being struck by lightning more than that I'm gonna say over and then do I say anything you can say over or under I'm gonna say over You're saying over as well.

All right, Lauren. The answer is, Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning seven times more than any other person. Is that the park ranger guy? We got to lock him up. And find out his secrets. He keeps running into open fields holding an umbrella aloft and a key. This is crazy. He's the Guinness World Record in the category of most lightning strikes survive.

Congrats. Now is it like an older looking guy? Park Ranger. And he's like, yes. You know this? I remember this from when I was a child. I can't believe he still holds the record. Wow.

Okay, great. All right, by the way, it can't be something we know. Yeah, because you're guessing. Okay. Do you know what? But I don't think that's fair. You didn't know the number and I thought, I thought there must have been somebody who. I just want to clear up any confusion the listeners may have.

Paul didn't know the answer, the number. So he gets to keep his point. Yes. Okay. Now, Scott is going to ask a question of. No, no. You're asking a question. of me. But I already asked a question.

Well, Paul can think of it or whatever. Oh, it doesn't matter who asked. You guys, you guys both ask me a question. All right, fine, fine, whatever. Um, let's ask something about money. What is the most expensive guitar? How much? How much is it? How much is the most expensive guitar ever, ever sold, I guess? Sure. Or for sale now? Well, anything can be on eBay. They just write. Anything can be on eBay. Well, you know, they list Beanie Babies for $10,000. Just means someone to buy in it Okay, most expensive guitar ever sold I guess I was thinking retail

Could it be a bass guitar as well? I'm thinking of like Palmacard Why don't we narrow it down? Most expensive bass guitar ever sold No. Just guitar. Okay, fine. Okay, I'm gonna say

I don't even know if one would go for a million It seems too much for a guitar But like Man, there are crazy fucking people out there But I'm going to say, I'm going to say 275,000. Oh, I'm going to go over. I'm going to go over as well. Okay.

I think. I'm sure there's some weird fucking thing out there. Yeah. I mean, if we're opening it up to like selling at an auction or something, then you. I am, yeah. So it's hard ever sold. The answer is, whoa. One dollar.

Bob Barker's guitar? How much would you have guessed? I was thinking half a million dollars. Two million. Six million. Whoa. The guitar that Kurt Cobain played during MTV Unplussed. Oh, sure, because he died in a horrific way.

That's sad. Six million. All right, you both get points. I was not a good guesser because you both immediately set over. I think what we're trying to do is set the line. I moved to Los Angeles. the day his body was discovered. And isn't that convenient?

So you weren't there, is what you're saying? Or you did something a few days earlier and you skipped town. I just moved here. See, my couch is going into that apartment right now. I was on my way to the airport to fly here. And I heard the news. And isn't that interesting? I remember I was walking down the street.

New York City when Michael Jackson died. I was in the park watching the bird and the bee when Michael Jackson died. But I remember the Kirk Cobain. I was a Neverland Ranch when Michael Jackson died. And you just moved there. I remember I was taking. You were disappointed because you thought you were going to hang out. I remember I was taking a gas mask off somebody's face.

Oh, my God. Okay. I remember the Kirk Cobain thing. I was working at the Olive Garden and they, they would play the radio sometimes. times very fun if you were good in the in the kitchen oh sure very very you get to hear one song very sort of as a low volume they would play whatever radio station and i remember they turned they played k rock and just turned it up and it was all just like nirvana songs back to back to back all right uh i'm gonna ask okay now it's for us to paul um how many how many movies as of as of this recording has robert deniro been in

Oh, my God. Oh, wow. I'm going to say this includes cameos and all that comes. Oh, believe me, I'm including them. Yeah. You're counting the cameos right now. He did that one. He did that one.

I've done cameos. Can you milk me? I'm going to say, this is a hard one. 75. 75. Okay, Lauren. Major motion pictures. Yeah.

I'm not counting. No. I'm not counting student films. I'm just going to ask how many. movies has he been in. 75. 75. Okay.

Lauren, over or under? Here's the thing. It feels like it's a lot, but it also feels like he's specific with his choices. He's not just in a movie every day. Yeah, like Rocky and Bullwinkle. Okay. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

Under. But just barely. Okay. So this means it's a good choice because you're deliberate. Yeah, yeah. And me too. I'm going to go over. I just feel like he's been doing it for now 50 years and he does at least two a year.

Let's look it up. How many movie? Oh, no, I spelled many wrong. How many movies has Robert De Niro done? At least 113. Whoa. One. Damn.

No. I wish I had said over because then I would have been right. Right. Okay. So now we go to Lauren. We're doing two more. We're going to ask Lauren one and then we're going to ask me one and then that'll be the end. Okay.

So let's see. To Lauren, Paul, do you have something? No. Okay. How many, okay, how many countries are there in Africa? Oh, God. Okay. Mike and I were working on memorizing countries during the pandemic. And he actually memorized all of Africa and he could do it fully. Wow.

So he would know. I'm going to say 50. 50 countries in Africa. Paul D. No, I go first. No, hold on. You're locked in. You're locked in. I'm going to go under. I feel like 50. is too many. That's why I'm going under. Yeah.

Oh. Oh, that's interesting. And that's how you got there. I get that. I'm trying to remember. Did I count them when I blessed the reins down there? I'm going to say over. You're going to say over.

I love it. All right. Good. All right. Here we go. How many countries are in Africa? Get this. 54.

Wow. Oh my God. I'm so happy that I wasn't so far off because I did try to learn that. That was a great guess. That was a great guess. Okay. Now you guys asked me something. This will be your last one.

Okay. Okay. Do you have one? Can I say what the points are? No. You don't want to know. Okay. Great.

Um, I don't have one. Okay. My question is, how much is a current? ticket to MoMA in New York. To MoMA. Yes. Very culture question.

Yes. Okay. Gosh. Okay. So here's... Just a full price, no discount, no special, whatever. Okay. I'm going to say, because I think they want people to go, because it's for the public.

So they want to keep it low. I'm going to say... 1350 Hmm All right I'm gonna say over Paul's going over I'm also gonna say over

Lauren's going over Um all right admission price to MoMA uh can 16 and under

always get in free okay don't care doesn't matter not the point of the question okay adults okay this is at

moma. $30. Wow. That seems like it's too much. They don't want the riffraff. It does, but you know, I think they always have a free day or like there's some special. The arts are very exclusionary. I guess so, but I thought that there were so many people there when I went that I thought

it was just like, oh, they're letting everyone in. Look at the way they're trust. I had this feeling taking Holly to the aquarium. I was like, really? I got to say bubble fest the other day. Was an extra $16 on top of our ticket? Anyway, I don't know. What was the extra $16?

What was the original? It was to get into the bubble, the bubble fest part of the museum. It wasn't just the bubble fest. Discovery Cube. I've never been there. It's like the sphere, but a square. Yeah. All right.

All right. That was pretty fun. I like that game. Let's tally up the points. Let's a good game. Lauren has two. Scott has three. Paul has four.

Paul's the winner. I win the game. You went over. Did you like it because you won? Yeah, I did. This is a great game. We should always play this one. Yeah, it's only ever played up.

But I think the way he said it was fun, right? I thought it was great. I'm glad we didn't take my modification that I made up and had no reason to say. Me too. Yeah. Thank you, Michael Bliss. Thank you, ignorance is. Michael is Blizz.

All right, that's going to do it for us. Listen, if you'd like to send us to three-true like Michael did, a good one, why don't you write to us at 3MUSA at gmail.com. if you want to leave us a voicemail. Why don't you do that shit at hag claims8.com? What? A website? Yes.

Yeah. And then we respond to these voicemails at on our three meme episodes, which come out every other week on Wednesdays. On and around our three meme episodes every other week, little episodes to tide you over. You can get those at CBB World and also Apple Podcasts Plus or premium or something. I don't know. When will we learn what that is?

I don't know. And then all of our pre-BBBeeB. Previous episodes and ad-free episodes are on CBB Worlds. Okay. You're so dumb. I'm doing the heavy fucking lifting here. And then our previous episodes, if you want to listen to those and don't want to subscribe to CBB World, then we release one a week and it's called Three Visiting on the Twos.

That's right. And then follow us on Instagram at Freedom USA and write to us at FreedomUSA at Gmail.com. The only thing left to say is we love you. And Paul and I are on tour right now. So come see us on the Comedy Banking Tour. Or the Varietopia tour, whichever comes first. Whichever is happening. And only come to the first one.

Don't come to both. Go in order. Yes. All right. That's going to be it. Lauren has final words for us. When you go outside, the number one thing you're going to want to pay attention to is the weather. It kind of just affects what you're going to wear and how comfortable you're going to be.

Okay. I can't argue. We'll see you next time.