Threedom - Threevisiting: Let's All Meet Beef

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

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What, so you didn't do it though? No, because I'm a bad, bad podcaster. Ooh. I'm naughty boy. I'm naughty boy. Bad, bad podcaster. What if there was a movie, Bad Podcasters? Would we be in it?

That sounds good. They would, instead of, because Joe Rogan, the podcasters, does smoke cigars. So he's already a bad podcaster. He's the baddest podcaster. He's the baddest podcaster. He's a posh posh couture. He's a posh posh couture.

Well, you know, I don't want to waste a second because. No, we can't, we can't waste any seconds on this show. This is Freedom, by the way. Where everything is heavily scripted and we say everything that we're supposed to say and not a thing that we're not. Yes. Paul, you were gonna tell us something and you weren't allowed to.

Yeah, you had a feature last episode. No, yes, I had my feature that I was gonna do, my segment, but we ran out of time. We ran out of time, and so- I said I was gonna do it twice on this show. Paul didn't- But I don't think we should start with it. Well, we don't wanna waste any seconds, though. We can twice on this show. Paul didn't. But I don't think we should start with it.

Well, we don't wanna waste any seconds though. We can get into it later. We don't wanna waste any seconds on your future. Welcome. What? Well, welcome. Well, welcome. Was it Paul's welcome?

It was my, this is my segment. You didn't wanna start. Speaking of Paul and Cole, James Van Der Beek has started life over in Austin and it looks beautiful. Congratulations to James Vanderbeek, one of our best listeners. Congratulations, James. Thanks, James. Glad you're listening.

Jimmy Beaks, you did it. His life looks so idyllic. What's it like? What's he doing? Like, roping steer and shit? Basically. Really? Stope and rear?

He has a bunch of kids, lives in a rural area. They have a lot of beautiful property. Oh, that's the fun part. Making those kids. And he's always doing some sort of craft, or you know, not craft, like some sort of like, I'm going to the river to pull out this thing, and then I'm gonna do this with that, and I'm gonna do this with that, you know,

that kind of thing. Sounds like a lot of busy work. Are you saying, you want to live his life? I'm saying I don't wanna live in a van down by the river. Okay, that's what I thought. Would you, where would you- I would not wanna live there. You wouldn't wanna live there. No. Where is it, Austin? Yeah, where would you? I would not want to live there. You wouldn't want to live there.

No. Where is it, Austin? Yeah, but I think he's in a rural area. So. Right. Rural Austin. Where do you want to live? Rural, rural.

I'd like to live in a city. I'd like to live in New York City. Would you? I'd like to live in Chicago. Yeah. Would you want to have a baby in New York City? That seems like a lot of people. If I was rich.

Why? What would you be able to do? Make other people do all the miserable stuff? I guess have a car. Have a car would you be able to do? Make other people do, I guess, have a car. Have a car. You know, cars only cost like 20 grand. Yeah, but having a car in New York is expensive. Do you want an extra 10? Parking. Dollars? Parking. Sure. But how much would it cost? If I have a parking spot, that means I have a building. I live in a building that is nice enough that has parking. Then I have to pay for that. Then I have to pay spot that means I have a building. I live in a building that is nice enough that has parking. The doorman building. Then I have to pay for that. Then I have to pay for everything that involves,

which also means- Just do another movie! It's not how it works, buddy. Yeah. But that would be fun to live in New York. It'd be so cool, I'd love to live in New York. Except with a baby, I don't know, you're right. No, I'm happy to settle down. I lived in New York for a year and I found it very challenging.

Well, so did I. But I mean, I was also broke as a joke. I wasn't. And it did not make things easier. You were an eccentric millionaire when you did that show, right? Yeah. You're saying because I needed to go to the grocery store. You have to drag your cart back with you. Yeah. Well, because I don't know that I ever dragged a cart back. I remember just carrying bags in both hands. Yeah, it's nice.

So you couldn't feel your fingers. Yeah. But also it was like a difference in space was very challenging. And also just moving to a city that big that you don't know your way around is like that's a big adjustment. Yes. Well, the Bronx is up. The battery's down. Right. The people, I mean, they kind of go. They rode in a hole in the ground.

Yeah. So, I mean, that's, that's, I mean, that's all you really need to know, right? It's a toddlin' town. Yeah. No, that's Chicago. Chicago's a toddlin' town. No, no, Chicago toddles. New York, New York, though.

New York, New York. It's a hell of a town. New York, New York, New York though. It's a hell of a town. New York, New York! Where would you want to live? Oh man. But the seasons also I did not want to have again. Yeah. You liked having the seasons? I really like living in Los Angeles.

I really like living in California. I had one winter in Milwaukee and it was freezing. Oh that's freezing cold. No thank you. I could live in the South, but for the politics. Well, well, well. You would live there for the politics? But for the politics. Well, well, well. You would live there for the politics? But for the politics.

Oh, but. Yes. You'd live there just to celebrate the statues. I'd live there, but for the politics. Yes. I'd be like, this is our heritage. We mustn't tear down these reminders. How will we remember our history?

We all should move, everyone in a city should move to the middle of nowhere. So it all balances out. Then it would be like a city. Yeah, exactly. We should just swap. Let's take over Nebraska. Yeah, it would be cool. I mean, look, yes, everyone wants to live in Los Angeles

cause it's beautiful here. It's beautiful except for the smog. It's beautiful except for the smog, the architecture. The earthquakes. The culture of the people. But anyway, we're not snobs. Anyway, we're not snobs. I'd like to live in Santa Barbara maybe or something like that.

Okay, you think you will? No. Probably not. No, it's very hard for me to conceive living in another place. Well, a lot of things would have to happen. I mean, to me, it's like when I move from neighborhood to neighborhood even, that I think, I love to me, it's like when I move from neighborhood to neighborhood even, that

I think, I love this neighborhood, how can I go to another place? And then once we move to the neighborhood where we're now, we never think about that neighborhood. And we loved living there. Yeah, I loved my old neighborhood too. And I was like, I remember saying to my neighbor, like my other neighbor, about my neighbor, I was like, I don't think I would ever want to live anywhere else. And he said, it's the best place to live in the world. And then suddenly packed

up and just took off. That nape did or you did? Well, that nape eventually did, but we were both out of the nape. Do you think that that nape left, like when a couple, the wife dies and then the man dies of a broken heart? When I left the name. He was like, what do I have left here? This is the best place in the world.

No, he didn't like me from what I could tell. How do you know? Well, there were only six of us and we all had to take turns being the head of the HOA association. Or I guess it's the HO association. That all seems very annoying. It was. The HO association? The HO, yes. The It was. The HO Association?

The HO, yes. C-H-O-A. The HO. But I think that. The HO. That always seems like such a chore. It was. And I don't like when there are rules, like when an apartment building has that.

Rules don't apply to you. But then they're like, and you, and nobody can have a dog or you better ask us if you can, or that kind of stuff. Ours wasn't like that. Ours was just us trying to get through it, but we all, we had to meet. Get through what? Just get like, like that kind of stuff. It's just like, what? Ours wasn't like that. Ours was just us trying to get through it, but we had to meet. Get through what?

Just get like, the whole treasury aspect of it. Yeah. But like, why do they need that? You had to have meetings because like legally you have to, and you have to like vote on stuff, and you have to say like, hey guys, we need to pay for this, this. It would be so easy to not like somebody

in that situation though. I'd go one misstep, you go that fucking guy. Anyway, so he thought I was treating it like an apartment, which I probably was, of just like you guys do everything. And so then I had to take over the HOA and be in charge of it for a year. And then we just all had to rotate and stuff. It was such a-

Like a freaky Friday. For a year you had to be in charge of it? Yeah. Fuck. But also everyone was a lunatic there. That's a lot of work. Everyone was a fucking lunatic. Cause they all wanna be in charge.

No, no, like most people wanted to just be left alone. Like when I moved there, it was all a bunch of old people. In fact, my neighbor, my nabe, I'm sorry. My upstairs nabe was an older woman named Violet or some old shit. And she blasted her TV so loud. And the first day I was kind of like, huh. But then I realized it was great

because I like to blast stuff really loud. Yeah. And she couldn't hear it, right? And you both rock out together. She had to turn her- It's a long order. Like the beginning of that black or white music video by Michael Jackson.

Ah, yes, hee hee, as the wise man once said. Hee hee. Hee hee. But she had to turn her TV up super loud just to hear it, so she couldn't hear anything I was doing. So she never complained about anything. It was great. You're just like shouting curse words and slurs.

Yeah. And if I could combine them. I'm free! You know, we have talked about this. Yeah. Time to tell you. Okay, I'm just saying. I'm not gonna You know, we have talked about this. Yeah. Do I just have to tell you? Okay, I'm just saying. I'm not gonna say.

But then the other guy moved in, my neighbor. Okay. He moved in. The guy who didn't like you. Why do you think this guy didn't like you? He was very... Cool. He was very... He's just kind of a know-it-all guy.

He's very cool and I'm a dork. Yeah. And that's why you didn't like me. I don't like know-it-alls. Don't like it. Well, it's like they know it all. Okay. That's one way to look at it.

I don't like a know-it-all unless they do know it all. Yeah. I love a know-it-all. Like Ken Jennings? No, like God. No, but I like when someone has a lot of good tips and info. And it's not being a know-it-all, but someone who just seems to know it all.

There's a difference of being a know-it-all versus just being someone who knows it all. I have a friend who I'm like, she always knows a good thing to recommend for this. That would be it. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, because the phrase know it all means somebody who just likes to tell you what you should be doing.

Yeah. That's all it means. Yes. I don't know. I just don't know. Do you miss him? I miss him. My name.

I miss the name. I miss the name. I miss my name. I miss my name. I miss my name. I do miss like. I miss my name. I miss my name. I miss my name. I miss my name. I miss my name. I miss my name.

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I miss my name. I miss my name. I miss my name. I miss my name. I miss my you got now, nail down. I do miss walking around, we used to walk Rocky to get coffee every morning. RIP, the Rockster. I also lost my cat. Yes, oh, this is Lauren's topics. Can we talk about this?

My cat died, it was really sad. Can I say that cat is one of the most beautiful cats I've ever seen. Thank you. Like sexy. Yeah, yeah, I know. She was gorgeous. She was an extremely attractive cat. No, she was old and she just one day, it was I know. She was an extremely attractive cat. No, she was old and she just one day it was just clear.

He was so sad. He was verbal, yeah. Well, how long was it sad for? Still? You don't bring it up now, I feel sad even though I was kind of kidding about it, but then I felt kind of sad. But I do feel sad every once in a while.

We can cry on this show by the way. I don't want to. Why do I? I forgot, we did say we could cry on not around. We can cry on this show, by the way. I don't want to. Why do I? I forgot, we did say we could cry on this show. We can cry, this is an open welcoming space. I don't want to cry on this show at this time. When do you wanna cry? It'll just happen when it happens,

but I don't, this is not it. This is not it? Do you think that we will all have a turn at crying on this show at some point? At some point, if we do enough episodes. Probably, but that's dark. Why? I don't know, it's like, why do we know that that'll happen?

Oh, it's dark knowing that that will happen. Yeah, there's been weird about that. It's like a prophecy. You don't like the prophecy aspect. I don't know if I like that. Yeah, I'm gonna make you cry. Well, I tell you this, before the year is done,

each of us shall cry on this show. Okay, we will cry on the show, old witch, but it's about something that you wouldn't expect. You could just call me witch. You wouldn't expect. I'm 37. I mean, boy. But yeah.

How did Rocky pass? He- Drawing off a cliff, right? Yeah, like Jences. Uh, he... Drove off a cliff, right? Yeah, like two inches. He started to be very wobbly. You're trying to get me to cry.

But that's what happened. She got really wobbly and then... It started to get wobbly and started to list to the right a lot and walking into, like bumping into walls and stuff. And so we took him to the vet and they kind of, they thought it was something, they didn't know what it was, but then they gave us hope where they were like, oh, I think we know what it is. He was there for observation. And they're like, we think we know what it is if we do this thing, I think it'll cure it. And then we were on the way to pick him up, and it

just took 10 minutes to get there. Oh, wow. I actually remember this. Wow. And we were on the way to... We were like, okay, well, we gotta pick him up at noon. So at 11.45, we were like, okay, let's get into the car and go. And somehow he passed away in that 10 minutes. Wow. And they were like texting us and calling, and neither of us were on our phones because I'm driving and all that. And so I walked in and ever into we

walked into the bed. That's hard to have to be told that. And everyone was like, I said, Hey, we're here to pick up Rocky and everyone, everyone there had been like, this was going on. And they're like, uh, hi, have a seat. And you know, the doctor will be out. Oh my God, so shocking. I turned to Kulapil. They brought out a cat disguised as Dr. Year, Year.

Here he is. He's much better now. He's lost some weight. But I said to Kulapil, I go, I think something's wrong. And suddenly I pulled out my phone and there was like a message and I go, oh no. And then the doctor came out and said, he brought us back. Oh, that brought us back. And I was like. Oh, that's so sad. And he had like just in that,

just literally five minutes before we got there, if we had left, I don't know. But then maybe you would have taken him and then it would have happened in the car or something and it would be bad. No, I wouldn't have wanted to take, but yeah. So then they found out, I think that it was like a, a big giant tumor or something like that, you know, so.

Poor guy. Yeah, poor guy. Yeah, poor guy. Yeah, I think mine had kidney failure ultimately. She had kidney disease and then that was getting worse. But then I thought it was okay. And then I think that for a while there, I was like, I think she's got another few years in her. And then just one day it was like, no. But then we did one thing. I remembered a friend of mine telling me, and maybe I'm just saying this because maybe somebody might use this as a tip because I didn't know about this. My friend's dog died.

Don't buy a cat. Don't attach to anything. And she had somebody come to her home to euthanize her dog. I've heard of that. And I didn't know about that. So I was gonna take her to the vet and then I remembered that she told me about that.

And so I ended up finding someone. There were tons of them on Yelp. Really? And this woman came and we did it in our yard and she was like so nice. And that was, it was nice to be able to do it that way. And yeah. Yeah. Okay. Poor kitty.

I know. Paul, what's died that you've owned? That you've loved. From my parents, of course. You own them, right? In a way. Did you have a pet? We did not have pets growing up. I had a cat that I had to house with friends when I moved out here.

Because I didn't know where I was going. So it was your old cat from Pennsylvania. Yes, a real keystone cat. You brought the cat with you. No, no, no. I left the cat in Pennsylvania with friends. I left my cat in Pennsylvania. That's that famous Bee Gees song, I left the cat in Pennsylvania with friends. I left my cat in Pennsylvania. That's that famous Bee Gees song. I left my cat.

And what was the cat's name? Daisy. Oh, nice. And this is your cat, Solie. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. She was a little kitten that a friend gave me and I raised her from a pup.

Cute. She was a little light ginger cat, like a blonde cat kind of. Nice. Yeah, she's very sweet. And then your friend kept her? Yes. Forever. Yes.

And is... Daisy's still with us. Still alive. Really? And I mean, this was 1994. One old cat. Did you get a call? And she's gotten bigger each year too.

Oh no. Yeah. So she's giant right now? She's enormous. Is she's gotten bigger each year too. Oh no. Yeah. So she's giant right now? Is she like Clifford? Oh no. What if you owned Clifford? Oh, what a nightmare. Oh, can you imagine?

What a nightmare. Talk about the age away. Yeah, I mean those shits must be huge. That's the part that Clifford doesn't tell you about. He's like, look, yes, I'm big, I'm adorable. Do you think Clifford's shits are brown or like red I Wonder I mean would they be red? Dogs are brown and they have brown shit dogs are brown cats are great cats are great great. They have great shit

Yeah, yeah, so it stands to reason Clifford has red shit Let me ask you does Clifford has red shit. It stands to reason? Let me ask you, does Clifford speak? Can he speak? No. I don't think he does. He's just big. That's his whole thing. That would be too many weird things.

That was also a cartoon of Clifford. Nobody does speak because somebody I know did the voice. I didn't know him, but John Ritter was the, or he's on Clifford. He was a character. Really? What? Wait. The TV show, the TV show.

Hold on. I'll get the fact. Wait John Ritter said I don't I said somebody I know was the voice meaning I know somebody was I know somebody was the voice. Yes The voice is about wait, I do know that there was a movie this sounds familiar Yeah, they tried to make Clifford several times But maybe it was not trying to make Clifford happen. Maybe it was the voice of like But but maybe his thoughts not like so thinking and got a voice Yeah, but he can't talk that was the question. Do you think dogs think in English? They do

No matter what country there is they're like, I wish I could talk they think in English. Yeah in English I think I wish I could talk. Yeah, I wish I could say all this stuff going on in there. Who are these people saying Spanish? Yeah. Who own me? What are you guys talking about? Why are they saying Spanish? Ponyo.

You know, Molly was a Mexican trash dog. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Found her in the trash. Basically lived the first couple years of her life, like in a junkyard or something, fighting for... But she really has it made now. Oh my God. Lapelodging. The difference. couple years of her life, like in a junkyard or something fighting for. She really hasn't made now.

Oh my God. Lap love. The difference. I bet she doesn't even remember that because she's so entitled now. There's no way she remembers it. What if she's like, I miss the junkyard. Do you have a memory like that? Like I think they remember people and smells, but do you think they remember like I think back again, image of a place.

You think it's not about the smells of the junkyard. But if they smelled the junkyard, they would remember it. But would they remember, like, I think back, I got an image of a place. You think it's not a bunch of smells at the junkyard? But if they smelled the junkyard, they would remember it, but would they remember it without smelling it? If they saw, I think if they saw probably somebody playing a radiator like it was an accordion. Yeah, until- They would remember that.

They would remember the Cosby kids, right? Who? Mushmouth. You know Mushmouth? Your favorite. Hebe-lo-boo. Isn't that the junkyard gang? It's of course it is.

It's the Cosby kids. Yes. Yes, of course. I don't know how much headphones start to hurt. I would, I would like to join the army so I can come back and surprise someone. Why don't you just go away for a while, put on some fatigues and come back. Okay, fine. You want to join the army so you can come back.

I think what you should do Scott is join the army. Two, three steps. Go away. Step two, put on fatigues. Step three, come back. You should film yourself after you leave the house for a few hours. Coming back in for tees. Well, first of all- And tapping Cool Up on the shoulder. First of all, Georgia would still act the same.

For sure. No. Does she bark at you? She doesn't bark at me. No, she barks at you if you ever leave the room for two seconds. True. But she gets very excited. I will say we were gone for a week recently

and she gave me, it was like after about half an hour, it was like, okay, Georgia, I'm back, I'm back. Everything's fine. Wow. Like it was, so you know. When people surprise- When people get knocked on the head. When the troops surprise dogs, that is amazing.

Yeah. When who does? When the troops, when they surprise their dogs. Or just anyone's dogs. Oh, I don't know if I've seen that. I feel like I've seen them surprise their kid or something. Oh, I've seen so many videos with a service person coming back.

Yeah, where they come back after three. I've seen the dog being on the grave where they're like, after someone dies and they're like, the dog lays on the grave. No, really? Because they smell the- I don't know.

I don't know. It's comfortable. It's comfortable. It's a fresh grave, very warm. Yeah, it's really just the grass they're excited about. It's weird. It's comfortable. It's comfortable. It's a fresh grave, very warm. Yeah, it's really just the grass they're excited about. They're just excited about the grass. Dogs love grass.

They love to eat it and roll around in it. That's what I can't tell is like, if I were to die, would they... Oh, Scott. And I was gone for a week, do dogs just assume you're dead if you're not there for a week and then they're happy to be proven wrong? Or would they understand like, well, that person's never coming back? I don't know. I think, I don't know if they even are thinking, oh, they're gone, they're not coming back.

But then when you come back, they remember that you were gone. I don't know, Molly, when Coolop was gone recently was, it definitely took her like two days. She was like constantly at the door looking around like, what is going on? Stuff's different. And then after two days, she was was just like coming up to me and just like So, I don't know anyway, it's great to love things the dogs of course can smell death You know, it is nice to love a pet. Oh, it feels so good. Yeah So hard when they leave it feels bad for like three hours. No, you're a sociopath.

What? I felt bad. You know, I was over the break, I was reunited with my old friend Tugboat. Yes. And did you jump up and down when you saw Tugboat? I acted like the dog and Tugboat acted like the service person who was just like yeah, you can do whatever just you do whatever to be you can pet me I don't care Do whatever to me he that he did not there was not a glimmer of recognition

Come on Honey you want to goop? Do you want to goop? Goop, I goop. Do you want to do what they do on Goop? I'll set my phone over here. Record us. Get Gwyneth in here, we're gonna goop.

Honey, you want to do a goop? Ooh, I'd like to goop with her. Nice. Nice. Nice gooping. Nice. Gooping. Lauren, we got a... Wait, what's the...

Oh, sorry. Oh, you reunited with Tugboat. He just, there was not a glimmer of recognition at all. Oh. I was really excited. I was like, is he gonna remember me? You're like, we have matching outfits, kid. What?

Don't you have matching outfits? Paul doesn't have a dog outfit. Don't you and Tugbo have like coordinated something? No, we don't. You guys didn't call each other one day and say, look, you wear the collar, I'll wear a collar too. Did he give you a gift that has a picture on it? No. Or vice versa.

Tugbo, by the way, is the ear wolf dog, right? And someone else? Yes, Renee. You gave him what? I gave him a little doll that looked like me. That's the same. Or vice versa. Tugbo, by the way, is the ear wolf dog, right? And someone else? Yes, Renee. You gave him what? I gave him a little doll that looked like me. That's the same. That's what they say.

But Paul, I was jealous. I want a doll that looks like you. And I want to rip it to shreds with my teeth. He really tore that thing apart. It was wild to watch. Maybe he thought you were dead when he did that. And then when he saw you again- He's ignoring me because he thinks I'm a ghost.

And he's like, just play it cool. He has, I'm not gonna act scared, that's for sure. I don't know why dogs ripped some things to shreds. And they, like, we had a, and apologies for getting political, but we had, you know, the Cheeto in chief, we had a little dog toy that we were hoping that our dog would rip to shreds on election night.

And neither of them did. They kind of batted around a little and maybe bit into it, but didn't. And then it took, weirdly, it took the entire time for the race to be called, like, you know, 10 days or whatever for them to- Oh, then they finally did it. Then they finally did it. Yeah. Oh, well, they just wanted to wait for the results.

Dogs can smell death and they can smell results. Well, they didn't want to go to jail for eating the president. And they know when the networks are eating the president. Yeah, exactly. Because at that point, the FBI could have showed up in the Secret Service. Yeah, it doesn't look good. Doesn't look good. And they did to Kathy Griffin with the mask.

Poor Baron. Poor Baron. Pine Barons. Pine Barons. Six eight. Poor Pine Barons. Poor Pine Barons to be lost in the woods. He's very tall and very doomed.

Giving birth? What were you gonna ask me? Tell us about the aftermath. Oh, okay. He was going through. Lauren's topics, tell us about the aftermath of you get back from the hospital. How long are you in the hospital, by the way? Did they put you up for a night or what?

Two nights. Two nights. Well, I guess. Two nights. Yes, two nights. Yeah. Lauren gave birth and spent two nights. That's when my insurance covered. So I don't know if that's- Really? So if you had better insurance, you could have Two nights. Yeah. Lauren gave birth and spent two nights. Yes, that's what my insurance covered. So I don't know if that's-

Really? So if you had better insurance, you could have like taken a week. No, I think my insurance was good in that sense that I could say two, but I think sometimes they don't let you say one. Really? Okay.

But yeah. So after a couple of nights, you're like, let's get out of here. Well, yeah, but I don't wanna get into all of that because there's some of it that I just don't want to talk about. Yeah. Talk a little bit.

No. But then ultimately- Talk about the stuff that you don't want to talk about. Okay, so here's all the stuff that don't make me feel weird. It's in the way. But when we brought her home, that was a very magical moment. That was very exciting. Wow.

But- Did you do like what they do with brides where you carried her over the threshold? We did have to carry her over. We took a video of it. It was really cute. And then the pets were going crazy. My cat was still with us at the time. So how is your life, let's talk more general, is it different?

How is the adjustment? I think we're doing pretty well with the adjustment. It's a lot, I mean, we're very tired and we don't have help and we're very doing it by ourselves. We need the adjustment bureau. Yeah. Oh, they're going to slide walls around for you. That would be great. But it's going really well. I think we've got a bit of a rhythm now and it's like, there's still very hard days, but I feel like at first we were like totally overwhelmed. Yeah.

How's the sleeping aspect of it? We figured out a sort of routine with it, um, where I handle the mornings and Mike handles the nights kind of like we kind of balance out, but that's starting to now run its course a little bit too. So I think we're both kind of tag teaming the nights a little bit more. Okay. What does she eat now mush? She eats mush.

Yeah. Pure milk. Pure milk. Pure, unadulterated She eats mush, yeah. Pure milk. Pure milk. Pure, unadulterated, uncut Lorne Lapkus milk. It's pure milk. That's disgusting. I did my finger in it.

Pure milk. That's disgusting. Why? It is. Has Mike tried your breast milk? Okay, we need to take a break. I think there's a reason they call it a health journey, right? It's because these things take time and any program you're on should not be selling some

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That's basically the same as you matching. No, because about that time we went to the other thing of the doll. Other thing of the doll? The other thing of the doll. The topic of the doll came up. So you moved on. We both moved on, Lauren. You didn't want to say, but you're probably thinking of that time Tugboat dressed as me.

But I'm saying by the time I was forming that thought... We were gone. Yes. I still would have liked it. I bet you would have. Okay, well I'll say it. You're probably thinking of the time that Tugboat dressed as me for Halloween. Which is the same as you matching. No, it's not at all.

Because they didn't wear the exact same outfit. Tugboat did not call me and say, what are you wearing right now? I'm going to wear the same thing. But you could have. We could have, but we did not. You only have the same clothes. Not everything that he was wearing, I also had in my closet. You should have dressed as him for Halloween. So what did Tybo wear?

A tie, a hat? He had a jacket and a little shirt. He had the fucking, the costumes were the dogs. Where they have the fake. We got brand new mailman one for Halloween and it looked, it was too big, so it was just flopping all over. I put a clip to hold it shut. We had the Indiana Jones one that Rocky had with the fake arms and everything else.

It's very funny, but that's a pretty new concept. It is. I feel like when it came out, I was like, this is genius. I saw a lot of this Halloween, I saw a lot of Chuckies, a lot of Chuckie costumes on dogs. Yeah, that's scary. Yeah, it's terrifying. Do you see that video of that little girl dressed as Chuckie? She's like four or something and she runs up to a restaurant window and taps with her fake knife. No. And she's like really small so she looks like a doll. I want to see that. But I saw one dog dressed as Chucky that was running and so the arm with the knife is just

like going all around. That's good. I sent you that video of the kid who loves Michael Myers, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's so cute. I've seen a few kids who love Michael Myers. Yeah, but why are there a few who like this? Because here's the thing, they cry at Santa,

who is their main dude. Yeah, I don't understand this obsession with the creepy man in a green bath. They must know the movie because like, the one who wanted Michael Myers to come to her birthday party, she's like four years old, and they play the theme that da-da-da-da-da-da and she's like,

gets all excited like he's here, which implies that she's seen the movie. And then he pokes his head out of the bushes and comes over and kind of like really creepily and then just gives her a nice little hug. It's like very weird. If you're a small child and you're watching that movie, he does seem to be the most pleasant person

because he's the only person not screaming. Yeah, or having sex, which is the same. Yeah, and if you don't understand that he's there to kill them all. Yeah. Yeah, what for? He's making the screaming stop. So you think this guy's great.

This guy's taking care of business. Yeah. That checked out. Thank you, Michael Myers. Thank God. My little ears. And he has no expression, so you can assume that he's doing fine.

He's neutral. Yeah, neutral. Yeah, he's at least not fighting like mom and dad. Oh, wow. And he walks very slowly. He's not like, there's nothing threatening him. Did you watch Halloween Kills? I did.

I did too. I saw it. I saw it. Cool. Moving on. I was a little scared. Oh, really? Of the TV? I get scared of scary movies.

Yeah. Those movies don't scare me that much, slasher movies. I like that kind of thing more because I like the idea that it's a fake killer who dies. Fake killer who dies. I know. That's a problem for me. But I like when there's like a sort of bow on it. I don't feel as scared.

I don't like when it's a ghost or something. I always thought it was so, I mean, the first scream is such a good scream play. That's my favorite scary movie. But it was so interesting because I never even guessed that there was someone under the mask because Freddy and Jason and everyone, like they're just these kind of other worldly killers. And so I just thought they were inventing one of those. So when suddenly it was like,

oh no, it's two of these kids. I didn't go into that first screen going like, okay, who is it? Which one of these suspects is the man? I- No, because you assume it's definitely something outside of their group of people. Yes, exactly.

I don't know if I, I, hmm, I guess I was in sixth grade. So I probably wasn't thinking of people. Yes, exactly. I don't know if I, I, hmm. I guess I was in sixth grade, so I probably wasn't thinking of anything. Lauren! But I remember when How dare you? Just getting my class.

I have to report you. Spoiled it for the whole class. Who was your principal? No, really? Who was your principal? This kid named Bill, he goes like. This kid named Bill is your principal? No, he goes.

Hey guys, get your classes. The killer in Scream is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I won't say it now, even if you haven't seen it. Yeah, that's no fun. And then everyone Jesus bill we're not gonna say no, but let's just say that certain shooters of Things that fly in the air were pretty happy when they found out who that killer was. I can't put that together But he was only I can't put that together right now. I do not understand. I can't. I mean, I know what's up. I got it. But he was only one of us. I don't want to say anymore, but...

I guess what I saw, a movie called Lamb. Never heard of that. Oh, it is a... Lamb. What does lamb stand for? Liar. That's all meat beef. Let's all meat beef. That's a meat beef. Let's all meat beef.

Let's all meat beef. Let's all meat beef face to face. It is a Scandinavian film. Maybe it's Icelandic. You love your Icelandic stuff. I do. Bjork. Motor crash.

It's about a couple in this remote farm. How remote are we talking? They have no neighbors. No naves? No naves. Already scary, right? So their nape has no naves? Oh, wait.

Their nape has no naves. They're a nape unto themselves. Oh no. You're reminding me of a movie I can't- where like um- The train coming towards the camera? It's like the one where it's like- The big rocket goes to the moon? The moon? Flies around a circle? Um, no it takes place- oh it's with Amanda Seyfried and Kevin Bacon. Do you want to show them? Oh yeah. I did not see that movie, but I remember thinking, do they address the age difference in that movie? I can't remember if it was really a thing.

I think she says, hey, hi, grandpa, at one point. And he says, we're married. We're one degree of separation. I will say, I like that couple. As a couple? In a movie. In a movie, that works for me. You like these two guys?

I like that. In a movie? I like it. Where do you, where did they meet? Did they ever talk about it? I don't remember the ins and outs of the film. What did I say that reminded you of that? Just that it was set in a cold place? Because they live like in the middle of nowhere in that house. And that freaks me out.

Well, here's the plot of this movie. Is that your stomach? Do I ever send this? That was like a sound effects record. Well, yeah, I'm recording it. Oh, thank you. How many sound effects are we up to? I think'm recording it. Oh, thank you. Finally. How many sound effects are we up to?

I think we're up to 13 at this point. We got pouring water. Pouring water. We have too many pouring water tracks. I thought it was over 11 if I remember correctly. Yeah. So this couple, they have a farm, they have sheep. One of their sheep gives-

Sheep go bad. Sheep do go bad. Sheep go bad. Sheep do go bad. Sheep go bad? They go bad. Well, interesting that you say that. Oh no. Because one of these sheeps. That's how they came up with it.

Gives birth to a lamb. Sheep go bad. But the lamb is also part human. No, that's disgusting. No, it's part. No, because the man fucked it. We don't know that. That's so gross. But he keeps getting red in the face. I've talked about this, have you seen Zoo? because the man fucked it? We don't know that. That's so gross. But he keeps getting red in the face anytime.

Have you seen Zoo? The documentary about the men who fuck. Zootopia? I've heard of that, I have not seen it. Zootopia? It's just called Zoo. Zootopia is about an animated man who fucks animals. So what happened?

This half man, half lamb. So which, which, which? It's a girl sexist which part is a lamb? It's it seems like it's just the middle is why are you both motioning to the tits? Because they're so big The lamb is wearing clothes and it seems like it has a human body real I mean that's what it that's what really happens In the movie, I know I mean, that's what it that's what really happens in the movie

Wearing clothes, yeah, they raise it as a child they shouldn't I Don't I think they're in a lot of this is the baby Yoda effects. You would you would throw it away. Why F Okay, I'd feel guilty if I threw it out. I want to raise lab be why if so Then it get then it goes on with that song have been popular if it was, I want to raise the lamb. B-Y-F. B-Y-F.

B-Y-F. B-Y-F. Like if Michael Jackson came out it was like, I really want a. Baby Yoda effect. This is my new song. You're like, what are you fucking talking about? Well, PYT's pretty random.

Yeah, but it at least is about love. I mean, PYT is, pretty young thing is just as random as Baby Yoda effect. But I would, I recommend this movie. It's very weird. It's a very weird movie. Sounds good. Yeah.

Sounds good and sounds. It's not scary, but it is sort of unnerving. Okay I watched that movie that you recommended to me on Twitter Which one recommended a movie on Twitter or the movies on Twitter and you recommended it? Oh, it's a movie that premiered on Twitter Was it a hundred and forty movie that was characters in this movie Wilder people. Yeah, that was good. Oh, that's that movie Yeah, that's great. I like that movie. Yeah, that's great. I liked it.

That's a good one. Sam Neill in it, of course. Of course, I love him. You know, from Jurassic Park. Coming back to you. And from me waiting on him at Tower Video. Were you jealous the entire time you were watching it? He got to come back.

He, he, he, he, he. I want to raise them. Be way. You should go back to Jurassic Park. I haven't thought of that. Yeah, you should do it. I'd love to. What if you heard that they were filming one and you found out where they were filming and then you showed up to the set? Do you think people have done stuff like that? Yeah. Like shown up on a set and said like, here I am. Although, what movie was it that I was just reading about?

And- Look, the movie. I think Robert De Niro, not Robert De Niro, Robert, what's his name? From The Graduate. Dustin Hoffman. Robert Dustin Hoffman. I mixed them up. I'm Robert De Niro.

But anyways- he's- Justin Hoffman showed up to where? He showed up to Nancy Meyer's set and is just in the movie looking at a blockbuster at, I guess it must have been one of these movies. Bad story. Looking at a blockbuster? He's in the side of the blockbuster looking at movies and picks up like, I don't know if he picks up The Graduate or what, but he was, he came to set just going like,

oh, I saw movies being filmed. And then he gets to be in it. I saw movies being filmed, God, that's the dream. Okay, I'm gonna figure out what it was. Do you know what, I've almost done that so many times, just to see like, do I know somebody? Like walk onto the set, but it seems like such a weird thing to do.

Yeah, it is. Oh, The Holiday. The Holiday is the movie. Okay. Oh, don't tell me anything more more because we might cover it on my other show. You've never seen that? No. Oh, it's a fun one. Which one is the holiday?

Nancy Meyers. It's with Cameron Diaz. I know Jack Black. Don't tell me anything more. I saw you like actors who are in the cast. I'm just asking. I'm not supposed to know any of this stuff. Come on.

You can know actors. Anyhow, it's a good movie. It's a great Christmas film. You're the second person to recommend that movie to me. You should watch it. The second Thanksgiving is over. Shout's a great Christmas film. You're the second person to recommend that movie to me. You should watch the second Thanksgiving is over. Shout out to Nicole Silverberg. Do you remember though, when Will Ferrell came by

the Between Two Ferns set on just a random day when he wasn't filming? Were you there? I don't know. I can't remember. But I've never done, I never- He's in the movie though. But I never- He's in the movie, but-

But I don't do that even when I'm in something. I don't just go visit, but people do that. He just, he happened to be passing by, came by and then talked to everyone on the crew and said like, oh, it's so nice to see you again. And I remember, do you remember Megan, our script supervisor was like, the stars of the movie never talked to me.

And he talked to me the day he worked and then he came up and chatted, like chatted with me and said how nice it was to see me again. I talked to the script supervisor a lot when I work. You were like, what are my lines? What are my lines? What is English? Guess what? They always start the conversation.

You messed up. So I'm just looking at what you're supposed to say and you haven't said any of it. I think I told you that I worked on a show where the showrunner insisted on the dialogue being word perfect. Oh, yeah. And it was… Yeah, it's hard. Unbelievably challenging.

Well, there was that great Ed Asner clip from an interview where he was talking about Aaron Sorkin. He was on Studio 60 or something like that. Yeah. He was like, and the listener's like, he's so over it, he just goes, so I do the scene and they come up to me after the show run, the director comes up and says,

you know, Aaron writes like music. It's like very musical. So if like there's a comma even out of place, the music doesn't work. And so I said, what the fuck do you need me for then? That's good. That's true. Let me do my thing.

Let me do my thing, that's the thing. Let Aaron Sarkin do his thing. Do da, do da. Aaron Sarkin, let him do it. Let him do it. Let us know. Aaron Sarkin. Let.

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We're back with the Dalmatian episode. The special we call Three-Tures. This is the part where we do a game, Paul. Yes, it's a Three-Ture. It's not a game. It's not a game. It's not. It's an activity.

It's called a Three-Ture. It's not even an activity. It's a feature. It's not, it's not. It's an activity. It's called a feature and it's a feature. It's not even an activity. It's a feature. It's a feature, but we call it a feature. Yeah. It's a feature. It's a segment called a feature.

It's not a segment. It's a segment that's a feature that we call a feature and we could make it our own. It's a segment that's a feature that we call it a feature and what it is, is a game. And we make it our own. We make it our own. By having people send it in to us.

Okay. So this is called, this is sent in by nobody. Nobody? Wait, it's by our number one fan, Josh. Josh loves this show. Super fan Josh sent this in, he sent this away. By the way, now anytime, because during the break, we read some of these and say, do we like this one?

Now I'm worried that we're gonna hurt Josh's feelings if we don't like one. Josh, we're sorry in advance. We're sorry in advance, do we like this one? Now I'm worried that we're gonna hurt Josh's feelings if we don't like one. Josh, we're sorry in advance. We're sorry in advance, but we like this one. We love this one. Sorry in advance. Am I the asshole? Sorry to the smants.

Am I the asshole is a fun Reddit area. It really is, it really is. Do you ever go on Reddit? No, what is it? It's a website, people write stuff on it. Ugh! It's the front page of the internet. Am I the asshole is the segment, or what do you call it, a website, people write stuff on it. Ugh! It's the front page of the internet. Am I the asshole is this segment,

or what do you call it, like a subreddit or whatever. It's a feature. Oh, where people say, tell a story. And people tell a story and they're like, am I the asshole or is this person an asshole? Usually when people tell the story, they make themselves sound good though. There are times where you go,

no, that person's the asshole. Because sometimes it's a complicated situ, it usually is a complicated situation where you kind of can't tell right or wrong. But when somebody is saying am I the asshole and they are the asshole, it's amazing. Because they're- Do they accept it? They think that they are- I don't know if they accept it, probably not. Yeah. But they think they are laying out this story where it's like, where do you get a load of this asshole I have to deal with? And it's like, no, it's you. That should be a difference. What's like, wait, you get a load of this asshole I have to deal with. And it's like, no, it's you.

That should be a difference I've read it. What you're saying is crazy. Get a load of this asshole you ran into. But then you couldn't respond. No, you're the asshole. Right, yeah. That takes the fun out of it. Ah, man.

Anyway, you're the asshole. Am I the asshole right now? You are, for not knowing about that. This comes from Superfan Josh. It's called, That's Not How I Remember It. All right. During a conversation, one player remembers an anecdote that everyone in the conversation was there, for example.

Remember the time we all got stuck in an elevator after the World Series? We cut from the conversation to a reenactment of that story for about a minute. Then we come back to the conversation. Give or take five minutes. Another player says, Wait a minute. Then we come back to the conversation. Give or take five minutes. Another player says, wait a minute, that's not how I remember it. We cut to another reenactment of the story where that player can occasionally interject

corrections to the story. I.e. it wasn't the World Series, it was my son's little league game. After that, the third, that's a huge thing to... After that, the third pair remembers the story. We don't usually have the author of the three. Well, we don't have to all pass it around. I'm just realizing it as I'm reading it.

So does the original person say like, oh god, I'm getting too tired. Does the original person has to do it? I can have my turn. Does the original person say, brrrah, brrrah, brrrah. Does it, do they say, brrrah, brrrah, brrrah? Brrrah, brrrah, blah, blah. Do they say, blah, blah, blah, blah? But I want Toma Rara to play.

Do they say, blah, blah, blah, blah? After that, the third player remembers the story their own way for a total of three. Remember, Gilderandor did Baba Wawa? Yeah. And it was just making fun of Barbara Walter's voice? Took the world by storm. Wait, when who did it Gilda Randall?

Oh, they said Winona Ryder. I'm Baba Wala. Remember when Winona Ryder was on SNL She was a cast member of the 1986 season. That weird year was Robert Downey Jr. Winona Ryder, Randy Quaid Anthony Michael Hall, Colonel Sanders. It was Winona Ryder. She did update But she wasn't really on it though. No, she wasn't on it. She wasn't on it. Okay, okay, okay. Thank you.

Well, I thought I would have known that. After that, the third player remembers the story their own way for a total of three different versions of the story. And I think you all understand it. We all understand this. We got it. Let's do it.

Okay, all right. Guys. Hey, Ding Dong. Hey, Ding Dong. What's up, players? Ding Dong, so nice to see you. Wait, why are you talking so weird? Your, Ding Dong. Hey, Ding Dong. What's up, players? Ding Dong, it's so nice to see you. Wait, why are you talking so weird? Your voice looks different. Did you have throat surgery that you had mentioned?

I just went back to college. Good for you, Ding Dong. So you went to college originally, but now you're back? I hadn't completed my degree. How many days did you go originally? Are you also sort of Irish, maybe? I had completed my degree. I hadn't completed my degree, but now I did.

You all will congratulate. First time I'm like, I'm going to go to college. You all will congratulate. You all will congratulate. You all will congratulate. You all will congratulate. You all will congratulate. You all will congratulate.

You all will congratulate. You all will congratulate. You all will congratulate. You all will congratulate. You all will congratulate. Also sort of Irish maybe I had completed my degree I hadn't completed my degree but now I did Five days this time I went for 300 we know that we were there with you It's almost a year remember when we went to the first day of school. Yeah, I do remember that What's your recollection of it? Hi, what's up? What's your name? Sarah? Hey, do you know where the quad is? Yeah, it's that square thing over there. Oh, that's the quad? Yeah, I thought it was like a little toad that was supposed to talk to you To get permission to go into class? What's your name?

My name? Eugene. This is Sarah. I'm Eugene. What's your name, stranger? Mr. Incredibad. Mr. Incredibad, nice to meet you. Hey, I think we're gonna be fast friends.

Look out! Push! Push? That safe almost fell on you. What in ding dong hell's going on? Ding dong. Ding dong, that's such a... What's up, players?

Oh. Hey, you know what? You know what, Sarah? I'm gonna call you ding dong. Cause you said ding dong. I'll never forget this. Do you guys want some fries? Oh, I'd love some fries,

but if I eat them, I have an allergic reaction. How? Oh my God, he's blowing up like a balloon. He's flying away. Catch him, catch him. Luckily I tied a string on him earlier. Hey, thanks Mr. Incredibad, that was a close one. Why did you do that?

To remind myself that he's my best friend. Are you a teacher here? Yes. All right, class is in session. What, we're in class now? Yeah. I was looking for in class now? Yeah. I was looking for the quads. Mr. Incredibad.

Yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta go Wade's World is all. Yeah. No, stick around Eugene, stick around, stick around. Okay, well that was it.

I don't remember it happening that way. You say you don't remember it happening that way? No, no, I mean, I around. Okay, well that was it. I don't remember it happening that way. You say you don't remember it happening that way? No, no, I mean, I remember, of course, our first day of college, that's where we met. Right. But I remember the details being a little something like this. Brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr.

Brrrr, brrrr, brrrr. Brrrr, brrrr, brrrr. Brrrr, brrrr, brrrr. Hi. Wow, you're really cool. Yeah I know. I'm pretty studly, aren't I? I noticed you admiring my bod from across the quad.

Yeah, what's your name? Yeah, my name is Mr. Genius Matter. Mr. Genius Matter? Mr. Genius Matter? Yeah. Oh, my name's Dara. Hi, Dara. Pardon me, clearly your boyfriend and girlfriend. I hope you're not too handsome for me to ask this, but have you seen the quadrangle?

I'm a toad. Yeah, of course. I know everything, and it's way over there. Oh, should I go over there because I'm so ugly? Yeah, you're too ugly. This is my new girlfriend. What's your name again? Dara, but I haven't agreed to this.

Look out! Oh! Why are you holding two tits? Why are you holding two? Because you only have two. But you weren't holding mine. You were just holding some. Oh, whoops.

This woman with big tits almost fell on you. Well, I never. How's it going over there? Come on back, dude. I just saved your life. Wow, ding dong delicious. You're a hero. What?

What? What? Did you say ding dong delicious? I did, indeed. From now on, we're going to call you ding dong delicious. OK. Boo! Boo!

Boo! Wait a minute. Don't eat my french fry before we leave! What? I'm fat! That's right. So it was something like that, don't you think? No, that's how I remember it.

And your name wasn't Mr. Genius Matter. That's not how I remember it. Let's go back in time to how you did. Brrrr! guy over here. Okay, am I cool? Hell yeah, you are you're the coolest dude I've ever seen. I never thought I was that cool Do you really think I'm cool? Oh my god. I do Hey, I'm not good at picking up on signals. What did you just do with your face after you said? Yeah I guess my eyes went back and forth like I wasn't sure. Yeah Yeah, then I did pick up on that correct. I rolled my eyes when I said what I said.

Oh man. I said what I said. I guess I'm not cool. That's all right. But ironically, that makes me cool. What's your name, dude? My name is Eugene the Great. Eugene the Great.

Yep. I'm a king. Shh, don't tell anybody. I'm here undercover going to college like a regular guy. Oh my God, like the prince of the popper. That's so cool. But a king and a college student. Yeah, you king.

But are you also a toad? Man, isn't that obvious? Can I massage your quads? Please do, but watch out, my skin is poisonous. Oh no. Oh no, something's falling on me, clunk. Oh no, she's dead. Oh, she's dead.

Oh, that sucks. Hey, her twin sister's right over here. Ding dong. Hey, ding dong, come over here. Hey. What's up, players? Hey, I'm a little hungry. Anybody got some fries to eat?

I do, my purse. I can process them, no problem. All right, here you go. Blip, blip, blip. Blip. Those are flies, not fries. Well, I must have misunderstood. He's doing well, though.

Yeah, you ate them. Let me try my tongue on the fries. That's not my fries. What was it? Yeah, what'd you think? Okay. How'd it taste? Wow, you're right. That's how... So you remembered how you remember I died and then you also... No, your sister died and you took her place. I mean, that So you remembered how... You remembered I died, and then you also remembered... No, your sister died and you took her place. I mean, that's what I mean. Yeah, I forgot that part of the story. But how come...

You don't remember that I'm a king? Yeah, I did. Well, eventually we both kissed you and kissed you until finally you turned into a human. Took us about... I was a king before. Took you a lot of tries. You kept saying,

let me try on my part of his body. I don't think I got it. I remember you kissed the soles of my feet. It was very intimate. Yeah. Wow. That was cute. Anyway, wow. We've known each other so long. Congratulations, Ding Dong. You're a college grad. Yeah. Ding Dong, we are proud of you. You made yourself smarter. Ding dong, we all love you. You are not the fire starter. Wow, that was the best song that has ever been written and sung about me. And that's how you play. I don't remember it that way.

That's a good game. That's a good game. That's a good game. Now that's a good one. Josh, you done good. Hello. Josh, you did it again. Thank you, Superfan Josh.

You did it again, Josh. You did it again. Da da da. You did it again. Listen, if you would like to join Superfan Josh in sending us a three-chair, write to freedomusa.gmail.com. By the way, join him.

Go to his house first and then- Join him and you both write them together. You would join email. And you know what? You take different sides of the keyboard, like you're doing a duet on a piano. No one has ever done that with an email. I love that. That's true.

Oh my God, you're right. You could be making email history just like Bill Gates. Well, guys- And if you want to get to like Bill Gates. Well guys. And if you want to get to know Bill Gates or you want him to know more about you, get the vaccine. Get the vaccine. He will find you wherever you are. Wherever you are.

He fills your blood with microbes. 5G! Microchips. 5G! 5G! 5G! 5G! Lauren, you look exhausted.

I'm tired now. Okay. Because you turn the air down. Yeah. And then we all went to sleep. Oh yeah. Ooh, that's probably what it was. We turned the air conditioning off.

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