Threedom - Threevisiting: Missing Mr. Magoo Memento

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

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You know what I want? I want listeners who are musically inclined. To go fuck themselves. Because I'm jealous. I want them to cover our theme song live. Yeah. If you're in a band, put it in your set, don't say anything about it.

I want an acoustic version. I wanna see like that DJ that you sent us doing the local car commercials I want to see someone put it in their DJ set. Yes and hype up the crowd That's almost two on the nose exactly I think it would work Yeah, but somebody doing it at a bank at a show where people are not wanting to hear our things Yeah, I wanted to go to number one on the singles chart I don't know if my emotions can handle the moment where in a live concert venue wanting to hear our theme song. Yeah, I wanted to go to number one on the singles chart.

I don't know if my emotions can handle the moment where in a live concert venue, they start playing the Freedom song and no one reacts. And everyone's like, what is this? I'm ready for that. I'm ready for that. I do. Also include a pan of the crowd.

But then there's gonna be one guy who's like, I actually listen every week. I went to a Weird Al show without knowing that he was gonna- Look at you little guy. I went to a Weird Al show without knowing that he was gonna- Little guy. I went to a Weird Al show without knowing that, you know how weird- You know, you're-

That's so strange. And the songs were almost like how they usually are. I was like, I wanna hear bad. But just a little bit different. I thought it was Wee, Ertle, Yankovic? But I did- That portmanteau game. I didn't remember that he plays like comedy sketches that he's been in you know so he played something from bang bang

And I was in San Diego at his show and just watching it eat shit was like wow so Humiliating to me. Which one's got the big the big hand though Well, you know he does it's basically just like a montage of stuff of like him being mentioned in The Simpsons or him his cameo On The Simpsons, you know, or like, Nuts for that. Yeah, pretty good little history up on the culture. CV.

But to show a whole sketch from the show and have people just stare at it. Yes. And a whole stadium of people. Did he do that to fuck with you? He did. He's so mean to me. He's mean. Wow.

Have you seen him on Work in Progress? He's great on that show. Yeah, he is so mean to me. He's mean. Wow, he's really mean. He's so mean. Have you seen him on Work in Progress? He's great on that show. Yeah, he is. Yeah, it's a great show. Yeah, I heard about that. He does a great job. If you had to pick one word, you know how he picked weird?

Yeah. And you had to pick one word to describe, like as a professional name. I'd be like, I'd be like, You're gonna do a closet of words. Dumb Lauren Lapkus. Dumb Lauren. Dumb Lauren Lapkus.

Like everyone on IMDB had to pick one word like he did. Like what's yours? Word. Word, Cameron? No. I guess lovable. Lovable Scott. And Paul?

Loud. Loud Paul. Loud Paul F. Tompkins. Yeah. Loud Paul F. Tompkins. Do you think of yourself as loud? No, not really. Do you think you bellow? do you think you saw?

do you think i bellow? no paul well you were doing an impression of me in a previous episode and it seemed like you thought bellow here's my impression it was last week oh i'm just whispering hello.

What? You wouldn't even bellow for it. Oh, I'm whispering. I'm whispering. And featuring, I'm whispering. Do you think everyone who's ever had an impression done of them gets upset at it the first time they hear it? Don't you think everyone who's ever had an impression done of them gets upset at it the first time they hear it?

They should. I mean, here's the thing. It's not upsetting so much as it is, it's shocking. Like when you see more than one person do an impression of you and you're like, I guess there is a consensus on what I sound like. I was actually wondering this the other day. If someone would do an impression of me, what they would do, besides when you're just making fun. Sancho jacket.

Okay, but besides when you're just making fun of someone. Right. You know? Well, I think, didn't Aisling B do an impression of each of us in the- She did? She did, but it was very like a quick kind of thing. It was quick. Wait, for real? It didn't end up in that epic.

And I was doing a character, so I didn't get a- What is this from? It wasn't during the episode, get it wasn't it wasn't during the episodes when it wasn't during the episode but oh yes she did it off mic and she made a mean face when she did it but but I but I was listening to her impression me I'm like I don't recognize I don't hear myself in it cuz she was like that I'm Scott and Hey, baby, scared. I can read it. Hello. Can I have some cheese? I don't sound like that. I think considering that, I think she was trying to like capture a flavor of everybody very quickly.

Right, right, right. But it's hard. It's hard. It's also hard, I think, for like male to female or female to male to do an impression of someone. If you can't get that same tone. It seems like it's easier to do an impression of someone when they are a comedian

because they have a certain cadence that they've, their comic cadence that they've perfected. Exactly. Yeah. But so like, when you hear someone do a Louis CK impression, like James on SNL. That guy is so funny Austin Johnson James Austin. Yeah, he's so funny and I I've watched SNL every episode ever since ever so I do watch it all the time the cone heads But I come I get excited. I don't say I come I come back

I was gonna say but I said I come which is doesn't sound. I don't say I come, I come back, I was gonna say, but I say I come, which is just, it's not like I wanna say something else, but I get excited to watch him every week, and I can't wait to see what he does. And one week, his first week he was so good, and the next week he didn't get to do that much, and I was like, we need more James!

The people are here for James. Who do you think is getting too much screen time? I don't know, but the first episode he got to do like three or four things and it was debut episode and it really crushed and I just want more. It totally rocks. It rocked and it ruled and he crushed it. Just like Judge Judy.

My God, you're right, she does. That was the impression I used to do when I was in seventh grade. Judge Judy? No, I don't remember it at all. I used to, I was like, I honestly don't remember. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's rain. Yeah, my teachers thought it was really funny.

Lauren, if you, when you were a kid, if someone asked you to do an impression, would you do it or did you get shy about it? I would often end up doing it, but I would feel uncomfortable at first. But when we went on this trip to England and Scotland in seventh grade, it was- In Glenshire?

What the fuck? It was a special trip. It wasn't- Your family or the school? No, it was a school trip. It was your family or the school no it was a school trip It was so entire school entire school. Yeah, I'm sure you had to pay the money and you had to be in the Book club thing that we were in like a reading club, and it was like they only have books in England Yeah, what the fuck you both win it was super

Privileged for sure, but I got to go to England and we had a tour guide It was super privileged for sure. But I got to go to England and we had a tour guide who was this goofy guy named Parrish. And I was- Parrish? And I really hated him. And I was like in- Why did you hate him?

Because he was really annoying. And then I started doing impressions of him and everyone liked him. What were some of his catchphrases? Please be quiet. Stop giggling. He was just a weird guy. And I started doing impressions.

Hi, I'm Parrish. And I killed with the impressions. You did him to him or? No, no, no, he didn't know. He didn't know. Do you think he is listening right now? Hi Parrish, our biggest fan. I don't know, but.

Do you think he's dead? God, I hope not. How old was he? He was young. Oh, okay, so he's probably still with us. He was probably in college. And he hears your voice, he goes, it's her. That precocious little child. Little child that bedeviled me. Ah, it's her. The precocious little child.

Little child, the devil to me. Ah, that was fun. It's very hard for me to not go into my Andrew Lloyd Webber voice when I do an English accent. So with your live shows, you did Andrew Lloyd Webber. Yes. And are you going to do a character every time or is that just, you just change it up every time?

I'm going to say, I was thinking I'm gonna do a character every time, but I'm not going to trap myself into doing that because then I will start to resent a thing that I decided myself. So it's open. It's like a good thing. It's like doing this show. Yeah, I'm like, it's optional.

If I am gonna be on an episode, I'm not gonna be on an episode. Can I tell you what, you sons of bitches? There are times, like today I was real tired coming over here and I was like, how am I gonna do it? Well, we shouldn't schedule these at like two in the morning. But he is trying to compliment you, Scott.

I'm glad you brought it up because I don't know why we agreed on that. We're all free, of course we're free. Is anyone still going in there and have like, complimentos, OC, can you say, say. Please, honey. The other thing is, is we said we would only do them on major holidays.

Okay, what were you gonna say? You were home and you were like, I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go. And then you were like, you know what? I have a great time when I see these folks. No, I do have a great time every time. No, I agree. It needs a pep in my step, I say.

It makes me laugh. Yeah. Is that Parrish? He puts a pep in my step. In my step. I say, he puts a pep in my step. You've got to be quiet, little girl. I said, he put the pip in my step. You've got to be quiet little girl, I'm trying to do the tour. Is that what he sounds like?

Yeah. He wore track jackets. Now do you like track? This guy sounds cool. I think they were just track. Reverend Gunn? Just track. Yeah, his name was Reverend Run. Reality recap, yeah, who's watching The Bachelorette? It's boring. I

know. And she's so great. Yeah. She's so great. It's such a boring season. It's a really boring season and the guys are random as hell if I do say so. They're all random. Is it over by now by the time people are listening to this? No I don't know if it is. Does it end before Christmas? Who knows? Maybe it ends on Christmas. That would be great. Maybe out of respect they end it before Christmas. That would be something fun for the whole family to watch. Yeah. Out of respect to who? People.

To people or Jesus? To people of earth. They're like, look, you should have a nice Christmas season. We're going to end the bachelor before that starts. Yeah. If Jesus was real, and do we all agree that he was real? You keep bringing him up. You want to go to church, son? Do you have to go to church this Christmas season? No, I don't. Do you was real. You keep bringing him up. You wanna go to church, son? Do you have to go to church this Christmas season? No, I don't.

I haven't had to go to church since I was little. Yeah. So much time wasted there. I honestly didn't waste too much time there. I did a few major holidays, a little Sunday school as a kid. I did a few meeting grades a bit, my poofy father I was there, remember I was there. Crease a kid. I did a few meeting grades a bit, but boo-fay, Father Hyde was here, remember?

Grease a few palms, shake a few hands over here. I went to Sunday school for like two seconds. I probably whined so much that I didn't need to go anymore. And then I went on Christmas Eve and Easter and that kind of thing. And then by that point I was like, I'm not going and nobody could convince me otherwise. I'm trying to think, you know how everyone gets religious

when they get older? No. It's like they turn 60 and it's, you know, just like I'm famously the opposite She got less religious became an easy. She got religious Special right before dying after putting all that time about heaven and what yeah. Yeah, man. She She like it started thinking about the Iraq war. This was in the and she said why would God do this? This is during the Iraq pretty much she was like This was during the Iraq War. This was in the mid 2000s. And she's like, why would God do this? This was during the Iraq War? Pretty much, she was like,

this was during the Iraq War, yeah. I just liked how you were saying, this is the mid 2000s. Because the Iraq War. Well, I mean, that's when she was thinking about it as it was happening. That's what I meant. Not that, I was just like trying to tell people.

When the Iraq War was. Hey guys, in case you haven't heard about a war called the Iraq War, it happened in the mid 2000s. And it just ended a few weeks ago. I was gonna say, why are we? So she was trying to think about, she was raised to believe that God had a reason for everything.

She was trying to think about what reason he could have for the Iraq war. And she thought about, she was like thinking all night, it just like unraveled. Like everything unraveled for her. It's just so interesting because it's like, I think that's really interesting because if you think God has a reason for everything,

it's fine that the war was what finally did it for her. But like, I'm sure she witnessed a ton of bad stuff. But isn't the reason that free will, like he gives us free will and so bad stuff has to happen in order to have free will. Do you know what else is the reason? Is that you don't think about it too much. Is that you say it's a nonsense, right?

Is that you say it's a nonsense, and all that stuff, yeah. You know? Yeah, because if you get into all the horrors, of course, it's like, why would this happen? Yeah, that's hard. It's hard when bad things happen and you don't have a reason why. Is it the devil's advocate where he's like,

he made a church fall on all these believers? Right, a church fell on all these believers, the devil? It's not. Mr. BL Zell Bub? No, the god did it. Mr. Bean? It wasn't, it was not. Mr. Bean? It was not devil's advocate.

Mr. Bean? There's some movie. Not the church over? If Mr. Bean was in the devil's advocate. That sounds like something he would do. That's clumsy, indeed. It's very clumsy. He's that guy who got that turkey on his head.

That's clumsy indeed. Are you thinking of the Friends? Do you remember when the Friends did that? Friends did the same thing Mr. Bean did? Friends did the Mr. Bean gag with the turkey on the head. Fuck them! That's a class Friends bit. They can't do that.

But I mean, how do you fucking- How do you rip off Mr. Bean? Yeah, how do you rip off Mr. Bean? Honestly, I think of it as a Friends bit. It's a Mr. Bean! And you, in the field of comedy, I know. should know your history.

I know. It was, I mean, when I saw that movie at the Galaxy Theater, man, it just brought down the house. It did. And he's on the TV show. That was a repeat gag. Yeah, geez, the friends. What movie?

Mr. Bean movie. It's just called the Mr. Bean movie? I think it was called Bean. I think it was called Bean. Yeah. Oh my God, you just reminded me, I got. I think it was called bean. I think was nothing. Yeah. Oh my You ain't a bean. No, I was with I was with some boys in middle school and we got tickets to see being We snuck into it. I was with some boy You were gonna go see being and you saw something really pretended to see being so we could get the tickets and then we went

Just like our raided. What did you see? But I need to know what was out at the same time. Now you'd probably know. Okay. You don't think about it, Cruel Intentions or some shit. Well, that was probably PG-13. Cruel Intentions was PG-13? I think so.

I don't think they made that up. They wanted teammate to see it. Cruel Intentions was rated, hold on. Hold on, did you just want to see those two girls kiss? Cruel Intentions rated R. The line of space. That was rated R? No, but what was out when Bean was in theaters?

How am I gonna search Bean? What is it? Bean Movie Theater. Bean Movie didn't see it snuck in. Bean Movie Theater release weekend. Release date. Bean Movie didn't see it snuck in. It was released October 7th, 1997. October 7th. Go. October 7th, 1997 movies.

Go to 1997 in film. Mm-hmm. Okay, wait, because I want to figure it out. Go to 1997 in film, go down to October 7th. You'll see what is out at the same time. October 7th snuck in movie. Wait, 1997 in film? Oh, they just did.

Wait, this is like a special website? No, in Wikipedia, 1997 in film. In film. There you go. Boy, this is riveting podcasting. I think it is because it's like a mystery that must be solved. Okay, well, Wikipedia has like every movie

that was listed in a year by the date. Okay, hold on, hold on. So then you go down to like wide release movies or whatever, it lists every single movie, then go down to October. Then go down to like wide release movies or whatever lists every single movie. Then go down to October. Then go down to Bean. Good. Hold on, we can cut this out of the scoring,

but I am curious. Shout out to my Bean text thread, love you guys. Okay, so. Hey Bean heads. Oh, wide release movies. Then we go down to. Scott's doing like a minority report where he's just like swiping stuff left and right.

Everything is shoulder high as well. We got a red ball. Wow, red ball. Did they call it a red ball? Give me the red ball, red ball, red ball, red ball. Give me the red ball, red ball, red ball. Red ball, okay, so here's what was out. Bean, bean, bean.

By the way, I don't see bean on October 7th. John, Jingle. 17th. 17th, okay, here we go. So here's what was out October 17th. 17th. 17th, okay, here we go. So here's what was out October 17th. Bean. My brother. Best men. No.

The devil's advocate. No way. The devil's advocate. Why you were- Wait, that is weird. That is weird that we were talking about Bean and the devil's advocate. I gotta chill.

That's crazy. My whole back hair is up. My whole back hair. I know what you did last summer. That's it. That's crazy. My whole back hair is up. My whole back hair. I know what you did last summer. That's it. That's it. That is scary to boot. Yeah.

But wasn't that PG-13? If that's rated R, then that's what it was. That's probably rated R, just cause it probably had a gory thing in it. But I think of those movies as like PG-13 cause nothing really other than screen. Cause they're for babies. I'm not scared.

They're for stupid babies who are 13 years old Oh my god, if you're 13, you're a baby So it is rated R so what'd you think of it when you can Did you have to okay this happened to me when I went to see I'm Mr. Bean ever caused a murder in one of his skits I hope so, but wasn't that the most fun when you would buy a ticket or something else and then go to something else? Oh yeah. But so did you have to come up with a cover story?

Cause I remember this happened to me when I pretended to- And Bean, he was sweeping and then he fell on the broom. I was like, okay, go to bed. I don't care about Bean. I had to pretend to see Ghoulies and instead what did I- I hope you didn't mention that he came out of the toilet cause that was only on the poster. Well we had to like talk to friends about,

okay, what happened in Goolies in case they, in case she goes, so how was Goolies? And you go, ah, it was all right. And she goes, well, what happened in it? You know, and then you gotta go, well, the Goolies came out and I tried watching Goolies the other day, by the way. So Goolies came out. Can you imagine asking what happened in it?

Is that just a way to make sure you actually went? To make sure you actually went to it, yeah. So, cause my mom's very suspicious of everything I did. And she should because you were lying and cheating. She was right. Bad little boy. But I do remember at this particular time, all my ghoulies information went for not

because she did not care if I had seen ghoulies or not. But yeah, you had to prep. So did you have to prep about Bean? I don't think I did. I don't think I did any Bean prep. I soaked Bean in hours. Don't say it like that. I soaked the movie Bean in the bowl of water for four hours

and then I put it on the stove. And by then it was all Osmosis from there, buddy. And you lied and saw Osmosis Jones. And I did and then I said, that part was good when the thing happened. Do you think anyone's ever seen that movie? Osmosis Jones? What about Orlando Jones? Maybe he did think he was by himself. that part was good when the thing happened. Do you think anyone's ever seen that movie? What about Orlando Jones? Maybe he did think he was better himself.

I wish there was a way to know what the least was famous, but the movie that was most that was a popular film, but had the lowest box office. I guess I find that they've they've they've put that out. I think we saw- I feel like I remembered what held that title a while ago. Yeah, because we rented it and rented a theater to watch it because we made a whole bunch of jokes about it Oh, shit. during the MTV awards.

Well, Jason Manzoukas kept writing jokes about this one particular film and it was, it's animated, God. What was it and we rented it and we were like We made so many jokes about it and we're crying laughing about it We were like familiar I remember and we were we were like let's rent it and then it turned out to be a bummer to watch but Because it was just bad. It was the cowardly little toaster Hmm, that's not it

At least not the one though. It was a toaster that pretended to be dead so that it wouldn't get hurt. Pretend that we're dead. He's like, my cord's frayed. It won't work. Anyway, Delgo. That was it. Delgo. Delgo. We made so many Delgo jokes. Thank you, Josh. So many Delgo jokes. Thank you, Josh.

And we rented Delgo. Delgo jokes. So many Delgo jokes. And then we rented Delgo. Thank you Josh, super fan who just emailed us. Delgo, formerly known as Del Close. What was Delgo about? I don't even remember. Maybe a Delgo ate you, baby. I gotta write it down though, cause I don't think it's on my list of movies I've seen. Delgo.

Lauren always loses it in the second one. Delwent. Delwent. Dang, was that one of the jokes that Jason wrote? More like Delfar. More like Delgano. Del went del one day More like Del far more like Del gano more like del didn't see more like Delgado, which means thin in Spanish more like dude. Did you see Del go? No, of course you didn't cuz no one did dude Where's my Del go? Dude? Where's my dog? Oh, is it my action Kutcher? Is it in my Ashton Kutcher? Are we still playing that game from the last time? Honestly, I'm keeping thinking like that.

I can't stop. All right, we have to take a break. No, brain disease. Can't stop, won't stop. We'll be right back. Can't stopping is okay. And when you go outside, you are there. You know, if you're anything like me, and I honestly don't wish that on anyone, but

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All right, we're back. We are back and Paul's got funny glasses on. I have funny glasses on. I'm a mysterious character. Who am I? You're the guy who says Dr. Jones. Mr. Magoo. May I tell you a story about Mr. Magoo? I would love to hear a story about Mr. Magoo.

Do you remember the late lamented Jumbo's Clown Room? Yes. Yeah, where the titties hang out. The titties just hang out. It's not like they're going to be more. Nope. Just hang out and have fun together. That's all they did. It was a sort of indie strip club in LA.

Where it was kind of acceptable for you to say to, like, if you were dating someone, hey, let's go to Jumbo's. That sounds fun. It's alternative. Sometimes it would be your person's idea. Yes. Janie was a big fan of Jumbo's Clown, right? Right.

Their clubs are a blast. Well, not really for men. We had a great time in one. Oh yeah, we went to one in San Francisco, right? You gave me a stack of cash. Oh, I remember that. You threw it all. I gave you a stack of cash?

Yeah, it was really fun. I've been to... Maybe somebody gave it to you as a gift? I don't think so. What did I... I got all these stacks of cash. Did I have it ready or did I go to the ATM to give it to you? I don't know, but I was,

cause I was throwing a lot of money and then you gave me money and I threw it. I think you went and got it. I remember hearing about this night. I was also very, very drunk. Maybe you wanted it to be thrown, but you didn't want to throw it. I remember when you guys hatched this scheme

to go to this place. Were you there? Yes. It's the oldest club in San Francisco. You were not seeing me because I went back to my hotel room. Why did I even go? I don't even remember. Because we were all going.

You guys were all gassing each other up. It was Dave Tooney. I remember him. It was all my whole team being on. Yeah, it was your whole team. And then you were with us somehow. And Cool Up. Yeah, Cool Up.

Someone was telling us about, maybe it might've been... Thomas Lennon? No, no, no, no. I'll come back to it. You have to put it. It goes in a barrel. It goes in a barrel. Listen. But it's the specific type of wood. Here's how you can tell. It's a cherry wood. It looks like mahogany, but it's a cherry wood. Yeah, I remember that night.

Mark Evan Jackson. I remember that time. Oh, he was there. That absolutely sounds correct. Yeah, I remember that night. Mark Evan Jackson. I remember that time. Oh, he was there. That absolutely sounds correct. Yeah, he was there. I think it might've been him. And so we had a long ass conversation

where we were drinking and then we went to that strip club, which was across the street or down the street or did we Uber to it? We Ubered. We Ubered. We, I actually got in an Uber to do this. We had to get in an SUV. You guys were so excited about it.

Yeah, we had to get an SUV Uber. Yeah. And why were we all there?. Yeah, we had to get an SUV Uber. Yeah. Yeah. And why were we all there? For a sketch fest. For a sketch fest. What shows were we doing? Comedy Bang Bang.

I can't fill in your entire life. Oh, you know, it might have been. Why was I there? It's your blackout. What was I doing? And what did I do later? We were doing Comedy Bang Bang. And when did I get home?

And I was doing Bangerang and I was... Oh, Mr. Magoo. Was I right? So, were you right about what? When I said that's what you were doing. You put those goggles on your head. Mr. Magoo famously did not use anything to see. He should have.

He didn't have glasses that didn't work? No, he didn't. You know Mr. McGoo had those famous broken glasses. I'm in Jumbo's Clown, yeah, at the start of every cartoon he's like, ah, I broke up again. Well, I'll just keep walking around. It's just an annoying backstory they have to fill in every time. I mean, nothing ever happens to me.

I don't know why I even worry about. But when you see someone with thick Coke bottles. Mr. McGoo was the original Mr. Bean. That's true. When you see someone with thick glasses. No comedy character would call him Mr. before then. Don't like stand up comedians when they see someone with thick glasses in the audience

go, look at Mr. Magoo over here. Yes, they do. But he doesn't have glasses, so it doesn't make sense. He doesn't. We gotta uncover this. We gotta put this online. Here I am, Jumbo's con room. I'm standing by the bar.

One of the dancers gets off stage. She's collecting tips from people. She sees me, I'm standing by the bar. One of the dancers gets off stage. She's collecting tips from people. She sees me, I'm wearing glasses. She's walking past me. I give her a tip. She does like a double take, looks at me. She tassels my hair and says, Oh, Mr. Magoo.

Wow. So it is a glasses thing. If people need glasses, that makes them Mr. Magoo. That's a funny thing to say to somebody. It is. It is funny to say, okay, Mr. Magoo. That is funny. It's famous to say to people with or without glasses.

Because the words are funny. And it is funny to say to somebody without glasses too. Yeah, hey Mr. Magoo. And they're like, why? somebody without glasses too. Yeah, Mr. Magoo They're like why because you don't have glasses On set and you were looking at your phone when it was like with your whole arm someone's gonna go okay, mr Magoo, yeah, someone should have yeah, especially cuz you were I would have fired their ass You're on a girder that was being pulled up in the sky Did you ever fire someone for being rude to you?

For being rude? There are a few times where I should have and I really regret not doing it, but I didn't want the confrontation or whatever. You know what I just heard on Deep Dive podcast with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael, Rafeel is that they were talking about the advice I believe is from June's father, which was, or maybe it was Jessica's, no it was Jessica's. If you have the urge to fire someone, do it the first time you think that. Cause it will never get better from that point on.

I learned that. I think about that all the time. I mean, I don't only have a lot of people that I could fire, but yeah. I remember one show that we did, the show that Between Two Ferns started on. It was, Eben was the musical director. Hibbett Schledder.

I should have fired his ass for it. No. No. No, no, no. So he was- Not even as a yoga-o-ling. He put together a band and- Very talented musician. Very talented musician. He put together a band that was the live band during the show.

I walked in and he was like doing sound check and it was me arriving and he had been there for a few hours doing sound check with the sound guy and I'm like sitting there and this is the first day on set. I haven't met any of the crew or anything. I'm sitting there. I'm like bopping along to the music and the sound guy looks over to me and goes, this guy your friend? And I go, yeah. He goes, get better friends. What? Yeah and I'm like what? And I go what do you what do you mean? And I guess they've been having a disagreement about the sound or something and I'm like I should fire this guy but then I was like no no just calm down. The guy was the worst the entire show and during the actual show in front of a live studio audience was talking so loud to his buddy that the

audience is like going what they're like looking and he's the sound guy! It's very rude to say is this your friend and you say yes and then you continue to say something rude. Yeah and he didn't know that I was the executive producer of the show. Oh well that's also a problem. He didn't know who I was. All he knew was you were a human being and that wasn't enough. Yeah. But that's an insane leap to make, like now I'm gonna say this thing. Yeah, it's nasty. That's wild. So was he the sound guy for just the music or for the show?

For the show. So that was where I was like, you know what? And it's happened to me a few times since then, I haven't learned my lesson where it's like, if someone is a problem, the first time you meet them, it will affect their work as well. You know what I mean? So, but I just don't like firing anyone, so I just haven't learned my lesson. I only ever fired one person, I think, was I fired a manager, and it was nerve-wracking.

Oh, it's so stressful. When I fired my manager, I was in tears on the phone. Yeah, oh God, I cried. It was horrible. Because he had helped me and loaned me money to get me out of debt and stuff like this. Mine didn't. That's why I fired him. He totally got it.

And he was like, give me $5,000. This is my problem, and I'm making it your problem. Give me $5,000, or else I walk. Or I'll fire you. No, he understood. And he was like, yeah, I'm not right for your manager anymore. But that's happened a couple of times where people's like, he's one of the big creators of Game of Thrones, you know

So it's like well, he his career went in a totally different direction know that he doesn't your this is your ex manager Yeah, he created not sorry not creators executive producers still pretty lucky June was telling a story about firing her agent on her podcast and this and she said she sent a very Strongly worded email, strong in that there was no arguing it was just our relationship is terminated. I did mine in person. Because we've been together for a really long time and it just wasn't working for me anymore. And I felt like I owed that it didn't feel right to do it over the phone. And it was fucking horrible. I like went to his office and yeah, you know, he did not want me to leave.

Do you know it was coming or no? No. I feel like mine knew it was coming. And so it was fine to be a call. But yeah, it's a bad, I mean, you know. It's so weird. I never thought in my life I'd be in any position to be firing somebody in any way. But we're three horrible bosses.

That's what they made that movie about us. Wait, they should make, that's why they made the movie about us. Because of, it's been made. This is our preamble for firing Josh, by the way. We want you to know how hard it is. This is not easy for any of us and we are going to cry. But we did it in person. We made this whole fake episode just to fire you. That makes you feel good, right?

Do you remember on Bang Bang, there was a scene where it was supposed to be an emotional moment on the show. And this is one of the episodes. I don't remember any of that. You weren't there, too. You gotta do it newcomers. I was on CBB the podcast,

there was an emotional moment on the show. Yeah. Yeah, the director said Well, why was I doing newcomers when you were filming the show that's not it doesn't make sense I'm saying dude newcomers about comedy bang bang You don't give a shit about it. I've never seen the program. It's not true. I've seen a bunch You've seen the two you were on no, I've seen more. Okay, you've seen some of mine. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen a bunch. You've seen the two you were on. No, I've seen more. Okay. You've seen some of mine. Yeah. Yeah. And I've seen clips.

Uh. I've seen a lot of GIFs. I haven't watched all hundreds of whatever episodes, I'll say that. Yeah. Have you? Yeah, multiple times I had to. Just kidding.

What if you had? I do know some people who have shows, who act in them. They're the creator and executive producer, and then they go, okay, put it together, and then they never watch it after that. What? Weird. Wouldn't you want to know how it was,

because there might be stuff you find annoying. Nope, they do not care. I've never quite understood that. Anyway, so emotional moment. I kind of get it. Emotional moment on the show, and then one of the guests said, who was an actor, said, do you want me to cry?

And everyone on set went, whoa! And then that actor called their makeup person over who had one of those blowers in the back. Right. Those don't work on me. They don't work on me either. It drives me cray cray. If you don't know, that's a thing

that you spray in your eyes, and it irritates your eyes a little bit. It's not even spray, it's a menthol blower and someone comes up and blows through the tube into your eye. And it does not do anything for me. I've used the fake tears or whatever and those don't even work. The glycerin? Yeah, the glycerin. I can't. It's brutal. Because it's so unfair if they work for you. It's like, go, you can just be crying all day long.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people expect you to be able to cry on cue and that's such a weird expectation. I've never understood anyone who can. I mean, I'm sure I've told you the story that Bryce Stowell Howard can cry with whichever eye you're trying to. Scott, hold on.

Scott, what's the matter? He's crying, but this is just because of his dad. Is he doing acting? Okay, he's trying to cry. I'm trying, actually, Zach can. Zach, does he ever do that to you? I knew that about him, yeah. Ah!

Wee! Wee! Wah! Wah! Wah! I love you doing that during a dramatic scene. Zach is like one of the funniest people on earth. Wouldn't you agree?

I'd agree, one of. Oh my God, he's so funny. But yeah, it's really weird when he goes, he goes, just give me a second second and then he'll just sit there and then suddenly like a tear It's a roll down his face. It's like how are you doing? You have something sadder. Is he just able to control? I don't know Oh, don't cry Did you see that episode the other two where drew Tarver cries at the end? It's like supposed to be like Call me. Oh, yeah, I did.

Yeah. It was wild. Yeah. But he really, he was really crying. Well, he's got a lot to cry about. Yeah. People like us, you know, it's like hard for us to cry because we have such love in our lives.

I've never been sad. I can't think of anything bad. Nope, nope, nope, nope. We got to cry during this show. You know what, I even, on the recent episode that came out, I said I don't want to cry on this show. By the way, I think I've started crying on two of my last Scott hasn't seen shows.

Naturally. One with Mary and one with- What was making you cry? Because I was talking about that goddamn song again that I brought up on this show. Barbecue, Stand In My Way t-shirt? Yes, the Applebee's cookie Oreo shake song. No, no, no, the Brad Paisley song I've talked about on this show. Wait, what is it?

Because I'm making a country playlist. Accidental race. The adoption, he didn't have to be. I started talking about the whole reason by that because Mary was like, anyway, but yeah. Okay, don't get into it. But I am making a country playlist and I got so many submissions from my Instagram story that I cannot possibly go through them all.

I screenshot like a few pages. Did you see mine? I did, because I think they put people that I follow at the top. Mine was a good one, not like a bad one. What was it again? Anything by Bobby Gentry. Okay, well, I'm gonna start putting the list together and I think the thing is my actual interest with country is the really bad country that's coming out nowadays where it's kind of like there's like a remix element to it sort of.

Right, where it's just auto-tune a little bit. It's the Oreo Shake guy because all of a sudden in the middle he has that hip-hop going boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom Play it. I do like the recent, Kool-Ap and I were talking. Fancy like, I did get this suggestion a few times. Kool-Ap and I were talking about the recent, I don't know if it's a trend, or at least something that's happening, which is good about black people

are being country stars now. Oh yeah, let's just say I'm getting into this because the guy from Dancing with the Stars, Jimmy Allen, I think his his name. Yeah, he's great. That's how I started listening to it yesterday. And on the American Music Awards, there were like two other singers that were doing it.

Okay, here's this song. Charlie Pryde, pioneering black country artist, died of COVID at the country music awards. I don't think this song should be playing under those. Well, the Wingo-go-Gingo-go-Gringo, Dingo, Gringo-Gringo. So this song is basically all about how normally they can only afford to eat at Wendy's. Sure. But on date night, they go to Applebee's. Right. And they get the Oreo shake.

When's the last time you think this guy's been to either one of those places? He might be thinking about his past. Probably the day before he wrote this song and then he's never been back. Yeah. Does Applebee's love that they must love this song? They gotta love it.

Cause it makes me want to go to Applebee's even though I can, what was the last time you ever went to an Applebee's? I told you that story. When I had a gift card to Applebee's and I was with, I think I told this, Laura Wilcox and I were in Austin, Texas doing an all female improv festival. And we were really broke and we brought peanut butter

and bread to our hotel that we were eating mostly peanut butter sandwiches that we were making. But I had this gift card for $25 to Applebee's and we were like, let's go use it. We took possibly one or two buses and then we walked on this side of a highway and then we had Applebee's and then we probably both had Hershey's Squirts and then we came home.

I bet an all female- That's the last time I remember. An all female in-broad festival has to just be filled with Hershey's Squirts. Come on. Wait, wait, wait. Is Applebee's, I think I also ate there, actually weirdly I think I also ate there with Mike

when he was meeting my parents. What? We never go to Applebee's. In Chicago? Yeah, but it was like a random thing we were doing. It was just so, we never go out to eat at all. And we went to Applebee's and then, and Mike tried to show my dad that he was learning

Lithuanian and my dad was like, he said something in Lithuanian. And my dad goes, no. No. And then they were like, dad, they're the best of friends now. They went to Cambodia together. They went to Cambodia together.

Yeah, a couple years ago. Devastating. I think you would like Marin Morris as somebody that you should get into. Oh yeah, Marin Morris is great. She's one of the high women. I can never remember all of this. She's one of the high women.

What's that? You'd like the high women. Put down the high women. Brandy Carlisle. Brandy Carlisle you'd love too. What does that mean? We just saw her live. Marin Morris.

On the beach. M-A-R-C, M-A-R-O-N. M-A-R-C, M-A-R-O-N. M-A-R-C? W-T-F, M-A-R-O-N. Okay, I got it, I got it. I'll hit follow. Yeah. Maren Morris and the High Women, and Brandi Carlile.

So on the finale of Dancing with the Stars, did you watch it? Yes! I love who won. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do the jingle. Dancing with the Stars. No, Reality Recap. It's your segment. Reality Recap, wait, wait, wait. Do the jingle. Reality with the stars.

No, reality recap. It's your segment. Reality recap, yeah. So, Dancing with the Stars, we're watching every week. I love it so much. Iman Schoenpert. This is the only season we've ever watched, by the way. Iman was on it?

He won. He won. Iman Schoenpert. Iman, not David Bowie's Iman. That's the only Iman in my life. Okay. He is fantastic. His dance too, with the style of Us, the movie. Oh yeah, the Us, that's an incredible dance.

Oh my God, they did like a horror night because it was Halloween. It was Halloween week and they did a whole Us dance and it was great. No, I'm gonna send it to you later. It's fantastic. They didn't do Monster Mash. They missed the opportunity.

But he was my favorite and I got such a crush on him. He was so fun to watch. He was so happy and being really funny and having a good time and being earnest and really a good dancer. It was just great. This is basically you, and I've talked to Nikki Glaser about this,

but would you go on Dancing with the Stars? I say to Mike all the time, I would like to be on Dancing with the Stars. I think it'd be really embarrassing ultimately. I think I would because I'd be so bad. Why do you think you'd be so bad though? I don't know, but there's two types of dance that I think are fun that really embarrassing ultimately. Like I think I would be, because I'd be so bad. But there's- Why do you think you'd be so bad though? I don't know, but there's two types of dance

that I think are fun that I would like to do. Chachas. The jive. Okay. And then let's say there one that's really fun like that. The jerv. I can't remember. But there's another one that's kind of footworky like that. And I think that's really fun when they're like, kind of like, brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br out of how bad she might be, I think you would be terrible. Look, Paul and I are never gonna get the call.

Never. You are the only person who's gonna get that call. You gotta do it for us, Lauren. I'm intrigued. So what does Nikki feel? Our careers are almost over. Oh, God, thank God. What does Nikki think now?

Is she glad she did it? She's glad she did it. She pitched, she's often pitched the producers like doing a best of the worst season because she got kicked out first. Yeah, she was the first one to set me set home. Which is just humiliating. But, but yeah, I mean, it's, I mean,

that's what's weird is like on her season, she happened to be kicked out first. Like this year, the dude from Cobra Kai was so fucking bad. Which one? The old man. The, the- John Crease? Yeah, Crease.

What's the actor's name? I can't remember, but he didn't even dance. He basically walked around the room pointing at people. And it was very weird. Wait, I could do that? But like, Melora Harden was on. Wait a second, who's this Imman fellow? What is he?

He's an NBA player. Oh, okay. He's great. I'm gonna send you the dance. How tall is he? Really tall. Six, probably five, and then his partner was five, five. I heard that tall people can't dance very well. That's the thing. He talks about it. No, no, no, because a lot of NBA players.

He had to constantly adjust his frame. The NBA players are honestly usually really bad because they're endearing, but they're not fluid in the way that you would think of dancing. Because their center of gravity is in their chest. I don't know. Well, their center of gravity is usually in the basketball endearing but they're not fluid in the way that you would think of dancing. Because there's center of gravity in their chest. I don't know.

Well, it's their center of gravity is usually in the basketball that they're holding. But Iman was fantastic. So what Iman did, they let him hold a basketball the entire time that he was dancing. So he's comfortable. He won? He won for you. I feel like I'm all caught up. Yes.

I only had to say it five times. We don't have to talk about it for another year. One for you! I feel like I'm all caught up. Yes, yes. I only had to say it five times. No, that's out in. We don't have to talk about it for another year. Rehearsal recap, no. I like that show, it's a good show. I used to watch So You Think You Can Dance. Oh yeah. That was our show.

Cool, I love that. I used to watch that too. I got him into Dancing with the Stars. So let's all dance, I mean I was horrible at dancing. Okay. La la la la ba ba ba ba. But let's get on- No, we're doing it guys.

I wish you could see this. Let's get on Dancing with the Stars as a trio. What if we did a shitty homemade version of it? We have to dance with three professionals, all in a circle. Do you ever feel bad for Josh? It's interesting. You ever look over and just go,

poor Josh has to listen to us talk. I think he has fun. He has fun, what about the listeners? The listeners, it's different than me. Jesus, oh my God. What's the matter? Also TV recap, yeah, Dexter's back, I love Dexter. Who gives a shit?

What? I love Dexter, it's one of my favorite shows. Oh my God. Maybe they were the monster. It's one of my favorite shows. And there's two monsters around here. And the new one is good. Dexter can suck it.

You don't like Dexter? Did you watch Six Feet Under? Yeah, I love Six Feet Under. I'm such a good fan. I didn't like Six Feet Under. The fuck is wrong with you? And I watched all of it. No, you didn't.

You didn't like it? I watched every episode. That's crazy. Maybe I just loved the last episode. I didn't like it because here's why I didn't like it. You didn't like the last episode? No, I loved the last episode. I still think it's one of the best final episodes.

The last episode's one of the best episodes the TV has ever been. Last episode, what is the best episode you've ever seen? I would say that and the last episode of Comedy Bang Bang are like the two best last episodes. The last episode was six feet under. If you've watched it all, you will be sobbing. Paul? Didn't sob.

Wow. But the reason I didn't like the show is, first of all, Dysfunctional Family, not always fun, but I'm not a baby, I can watch a show like that. Sure. But the thing that bothered me about it was that- The gay people? The gay person.

Oh, well he had a husband. I didn't mind him. You didn't think that husband was gay? The thing that bothered me about it was they never had moments of unity among the siblings or somebody was closer to the mother, or whatever. You know what I mean?

It was like, that would have made it, like they just all hated each other all the time. And it was, it got to be very depressing for me. But they didn't always hate, it was like Nate, like there was love for Nate. After he died? Spoiler alert. Sorry, you've had your chances.

You've had your chance. That was tragic to me. Put your chances in your jacket. Narm, narm, narm. I like to see Peter Krause on other shows because then he's not dead anymore. Sure. Has he ever done anything as good?

Oh my God, that was good, I don't know, but he's done a lot of stuff. He's done stuff. Parenthood, 9-1-1. Oh, Parenthood, he was good in that. You know. Sports night. What, do you like, okay, so you don't like watching shows where.

I don't like it when everyone just hates each other all the time. Right, right. Well that's. You would show you'd like Ted Lasso. It's very nice. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha realistic. Everyone's too nice, we gotta make this one guy bad now. I haven't watched the second season. Well, if you had a show, and I think you should, Paul. If you had a show, what kind of family dynamics are you interested in exploring?

I think the family dynamic, I think, first of all, I think most families are dysfunctional, I think, and the more people you add to them, the worse it's gonna get. Right. I think that I like to see the alliances that people have. That's more interesting to me. Because people team up on each other.

Yeah, and it shifts, you know? That is interesting. Depending on the situation, like things move around. I feel like Six Feet Under did that a little. Krauso with the sister sometimes. They always liked each other. But I'm trying to think of others. Did Trans Under did that a little. A little. A little. A little. They always liked each other. But I'm trying to think of others.

Did Transparent do that a bit? That one? I didn't watch much of that. But I think, Paul, I was thinking about this the other day. I think you should have a show. What show do you think that should be? It should be called Mr. Magoo. And in it you do not wear glasses.

You do not have glasses, and everyone understands it. But is he looking for glasses? What does he want? He is you, and you are looking for Mr. Magoo. I am Mr. Magoo, but I'm looking for Mr. Magoo. You don't realize that you are, because you can't see. Looking for Mr. Magoo. If I looked in the mirror, I would know, there he is.

Yes. But it's a body swap, and you won't look down. But I don't know that I'm Mr. Magoo. You don't know you're Mr. Magoo. I don't know I'm Mr. Magoo, but I know I have to find Mr. Magoo. Yes, it's basically, it's like Memento. You saw know you're mr. Magoo. I don't know mr. Magoo, but I know I have to find mr. Magoo It's basically you saw a sign. It's like memento mr. Magoo So I could see the sign the movie is called missing mr. Magoo memento and now it's it's not show anymore It's an experience it's a theme park. All right, we have to take a break

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And we're back. And I wanted to give you a little game called Three-Chir. And this little game is a feature. It's a little something that we do when we play together to wrap up the show. And this one is called, Name That One Word Monotune. Name that one word monotune.

Name that one word monotune. Submitted by JD. One person sings- JD Salinger? A juvenile delinquent? Oh, we both had a thing. One person sings a song using one word not related to the song and one note.

You may only change the word by elongating it. Wait. Do not alter the note. Example. Okay, example. Thank God. Oh my God, thank God. I was like, oh, I was so lost. Frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog.

I added a melody. What the fuck? Why were you saying frog so many times? Because that's what was listed here. You have to use a word that's not in the song. That, oh, so you're singing an actual, the melody of an existing song. Frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog,

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And you weren't monotone. The national anthem? So wait, you're just, we're supposed to know it by the beat of the words? I forgot to get this game. By the way, you didn't even- That was Hotel California, my dear boy. Like usually we talk about this during the break,

clear it and go, do you wanna play this? You just said, okay, here we go. I said, I found one. Okay, let's do it. All right. Okay, I think it'll be funny. I will do it again just to get everyone excited and get into it.

Do the exact same thing. No. Let me think of a song. Okay, and then my word is, you wanna give me a word? Sure, piano. Piano, does that have to be a one syllable? P-N-O-P-N. Totally.

Oh no, no, no, no, this isn't a thing. How about shirt? How about shirt? Shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt-sh-shirt, sh-sh-shirt, sh-sh-shirt. But, okay, are you doing a monotone or are you doing a melody? Shirt, sh-sh-shirt, sh-sh-shirt, sh-sh-shirt, sh-sh-shirt, sh-sh-shirt. No, no, no. This doesn't work. Try it.

That was, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it. Shirt, sh-sh-shirt, sh-sh-shirt, sh-sh-shirt, sh-sh-shirt, sh-huh, uh-huh, I like it. Shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt. But you did a melody. Did I, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt. That time you did not do a melody. That one I actually can figure it out.

Okay, yeah, I got one. I got one, give me a one syllable word. Oh, we're going counterclockwise. Butt. Sure. Butt, okay. Butt. He's gonna look dumb when he says it.

Yeah. Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt. But, okay. He's gonna look dumb when he says it. Yeah. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but. Funky town. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but. I hate this. I'll try shirt, I'll try shirt. Shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt Shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt.

Oh wait hold on. Shirt shirt. Shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt shirt. Shirt shirt. Mr. Roboto. Yes, see. Thank you very much, Mr. Robot Shirt. Okay. Mr. Robot Shirt.

Your turn. Okay. The word is. Do you want a word? The word is. Please. want a word? Yes. The word is... Please. Oh, that's a sweet word! Here we go.

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Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now. Mike hates that I'm listening to this country stuff. Okay, let's do one more round, everyone. Everyone, everyone. Okay, let's do one together. I'll whisper the song to you guys in the audience's everyone. Everyone. Everyone. Okay, let's do one together. I'll whisper the song to you guys and the audience has to guess. Okay.

Or text it to us? The audience has to guess? How will we know when they guess? Josh has to guess. Okay, I'm gonna text you. Text us this secret song, and this is one we'll do together like we're gonna do Dancing with the Stars together.

And we agreed to do the chorus and not the first line. I'm hiding my phone from Josh. Yeah me too which I usually do. Okay. Nail nail nail nail nail nail nail nail nail nail. What word? Wait, you're doing it? What's the word? No. Josh word. Okay. Josh give us the word. Josh, okay. Josh, here we go. Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh,

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YMCA. Yeah, but I did it on the mix. You mean Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. And that's how you play Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. And that's the game called Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. And that's how you play Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. And that's the game called Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. Well, thanks for listening, everybody. We hope that you have a wonderful holiday season. It's coming up.

Oh, it's all happening now, baby. I thought we were in it. No, we're in it. Play this with your family. See how long they can take it. Yeah, and then you'll end up like a family on six feet under. Oh my god.

All right, we are freedomusa on Instagram and Twitter, freedomusa at gmail.com if you want to send us a threacher. We love you. And make sure you sign up and subscribe to the show and you can hear ad free versions on both Stitcher Premium and cbbworld.com. That sounds great to me. That sounds crazy.

Follow us on Instagram and be sure to comment on everything. Follow us on Instagram. And we probably have a new intern at this point, right? Or the same one? We definitely do. She's been fired. Madison was terrible. Madison was bad.

She's been fired. Madison was fired? How old was she? I don't know if we were talking to her on the phone. Does that mean you fired her? She was- You didn't bring this up when we were talking about firing people.

She looked like she was 10 years old. You fired so many of our interns. I didn't want to bring it up. She looked like she was 10 years old. She might've been. Sure as you used to show me your birth certificate. She told me she was 10 years old. You fired so many of our interns. I didn't want to bring it up. She looked like she was 10 years old. She might've been. Sure refused to show me her birth certificate. She told me she was 18. Lauren, you got played.

I know, and next time I'm not gonna do it. So the rules for the next intern are they have to be older than 18, they have to be, live within the state, cause she was in Ohio, which was a problem for me. She never mentioned that, but it was an issue. Yeah. Well, why does that matter if she's just doing?

I wanna be able to interact with this person. So I'm gonna need them to be 18- It's gonna be in the same time zone. In their time zone, and they might have to show up to a recording or two. Okay. To kind of learn, cause I need them to know what the show is about. Should they be 21 so they can like-

21, so they can buy us alcohol. I think they should also be hot. You said this last time, but I did not follow that obviously. I chose a child. Let's try, let's try to- Let's's try it this time like an adult who is hot. Like a 10. Because it's easier to work with someone who's 10.

And an LA 10. An LA 10, not an Ohio 10. An LA 10 is an Illinois million. Make sure that like, Paul and I sign off on this intern because the last couple have been... It doesn't have to be a woman either. Like, Paul and I sign off on this intern because, you know, the last couple have been... Okay, so the next one I will be sending to you to review their resume before I let them have the password. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor.

All right. All right, everyone. Remember this holiday season. Let your bodies hit the floor. Hi, everyone. Gloria Riviera here, and we are back for another season of No One Is Coming to Save Us, a podcast about America's childcare crisis. This season, we're delving deep into five critical issues facing our country through the lens of childcare, poverty, mental health, housing, climate change, and the public school system. By exploring these connections, we aim to highlight that childcare is not an isolated

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