Threedom - Threevisiting: Nasty Mound

Episode Date: December 26, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: The Pretzel Gang discuss sleeping in and their recent dreams, then complete another round of the M&M tasting challenge before playing Protest Song. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet But the fruit of the poem and his impossible to eat. Welcome back to 3Dum episode five, I believe. Number five is a lie. Yeah, love our currencies.

And this is a, mama, mama, spit it out. So look, I'm nervous. I've never talked to this many people before. Little Jackie Wolf. Little Jackie paper. What time do everyone wake up today? Okay.

Okay, okay. Let's slow down. Let's slow down. Look. Are you sure you want to get into this hard? Because I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you.

I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I woke up this I slept through the night Eating solid food. Yeah, it would be the recipe. It's okay. It'll do key. You know five five thirty eight Okay, yeah, well, I mean I went about a 10 Still so not horrible It's not didn't didn't feel like a nap today maybe because of all the M&M's I've eaten But yeah, what about you? Lauren, this is Lauren Lapkiss, my Miss Scott Aquaman, and Paula Tomkins' over there.

Broke up. Lauren's gonna tell us at what time she woke up in the morning. I woke up at eight and let my cat drink out of the tub. And. Why, wait. Huh? Your tub was already filled. Like, to lick the faucet?

Do you turn it on a little bit further? Yeah. Oh, I see. So I got up and, you know, peed and let her do that. And then I turned it off and I got back in bed and I slept until 11. Because I had nothing to do this morning and I was like, I'm gonna really sleep in.

What time did you go to bed? Um, 12, 30 probably. That's a lot of sleep in. I loved it. And I, um, you know, have this rain machine that I mentioned, and I'm telling you, that really takes me right back to sleep. But I'll just pick its raining, and I'll just fall right back to sleep. Because I also can't hear my neighbor who makes my neighbors make a lot of noise

with like a truck pulling in and out of the driveway all the time. And it is the truck like shouting out the address that they're going to. What address are they shouting out? Like, hey, pull in to... Oh, no. It doesn't do that. It's very common. But it's like...

They have a gate that they drive over and it's like, good job. It just makes this noise. It's in and out all day. There's a few people who live in this long string of buildings. Anyway, super loud. But the rain machine has completely stopped me from hearing them. I was like, why didn't I do this? Rain machine is great.

You wasted how many years of your life? Years. It's sad to think about. We, I, I, I, I, you wake up, Jamie? But it's a run-in machine. You got me. I was trying to evade the question. You got to know. I haven't slept in three days. Oh, no.

Okay. I'm running on fumes right now. Wow. I shouldn't have driven here. Wow. What time do I wake up today? I think I woke up at eight o'clock today. And you?

I laid in bed for a little bit. Yeah, I was going to say, do you get up and do, if I have third year, are you getting up and you're like, well, guess I'm a coffee, you know? Well, yeah, so I wake up and I say, usually when I wake up, there's a conversation with myself of like, is this one of those instances where I can go back to sleep,

like either read for a second and then go back to sleep? And if I'm like, no, my brain is too busy, then I get up, I read emails, I read the news, I make coffee, I do all that kind of stuff. And that's usually the case. If it's one or two or three 30 in the morning, that's usually a like, okay, I can be up for one or two hours and then go back to sleep for another couple or so.

I mean, it's, wait, what? Some of this whole thing, I can wake up at one 30, you're like, well, I don't have to start my day now. I guess I can, I'll allow myself to be awake for now. There are very occasionally, if I wake up at 130 and my brain is going, I can get back to sleep. But usually, if my brain is going, I'm like,

look, I'm gonna be up for a couple hours. So let me just like get up, watch TV, or read, or do some work, or something like that, and then I'll go back to sleep at four do some work or something like that and then I'll then I'll go back to sleep at 4 or 5 or something like that 910 1112 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Say what you were gonna say. I don't fucking know. Just say what you were gonna say. I was gonna say, when I, like, it's incredibly rare for me to wake up and not be able to feel like I sleep.

I don't have a problem sleeping, but I kind of like the idea of getting up and like starting my day, the way you're describing like, I'll just check in with things and get it going and maybe exercise or. That's right, but you're saying like in the middle of the night? No, like in the early morning.

You're saying in the wake up early in the morning. Like 5.30 or something. Yeah, for a hot minute this summer, I was writing. It's ideas? Yeah, but I was writing that early and it was great. I would like. That's very impressive. Get up right first thing for like three or four hours,

go out on the patio or something like that when the sun was coming up. Wow. And just, and everything's quiet and there's nothing to do but just like, you know, put, and the thing is, is the night before, I would have put the writing down and would be thinking about story problems

as I was going to bed and sometimes I would dream like solutions and stuff like that and then you'd like get up and you just, you gotta get them down. But then, I like to write at the movies and you just, you gotta get them down. But then, I'd like to write at the movies. I will take my laptop to a movie. Like Cisco and Nebert.

And what you'll just like transcribe what it is. They're with her anymore. I will say like, what is this going to be? I guess. I had a dream last night and I know it's really boring to explain what your dream was and I'm not gonna try to,

but in my dream. I think that it always is. I disagree with that. Someone once said that like, I think it's in a play that hearing about people's experiences in Vietnam is a lot like listening to their dreams. Like it's so foreign that it's just boring to listen to.

It feels dismissive. That's what? I don't know. I read that one. Well, let's see if this boars you. I had a dream last night that was so amazing. Well, it might have even been when I fell back asleep this morning. I had a dream last night that was so amazing. Oh, Lydia. And it might have even been when I fell back asleep this morning. I had a dream, Lydia.

But in my dream, I went to a museum. I dream about museums, Lydia. In my dream, I got to go to London. I was running through an airport. Nobody had masks on except me and I was kind of scared. But I was also excited that I was going. And then I went to a museum, and the museum had this really beautiful exhibit

that was just astounding. And it was all these giant colorful animals. I don't know how to explain it, I can't explain it. And it made me feel like it was something you were meant to do. Well, in the dream I said to somebody, it was like seeing a color you've never seen before. There's no way for me to explain this to you. It was so amazing. And Mike said, if you were a painter,

it feels like this would be like the thing you were gonna paint that everyone would be like, wow, she's amazing. And I was like, hmm, then I got sad. Because you forgot it or you can't. Because I have no way to express that. Right. But it was cool.

Maybe you're meant to genetically engineer animals. Okay, I think you're right. Purple giraffe anyone? I love it! Yay! Lauren brought them. You get a purple giraffe. Anyway, but it was so amazing. And I feel like my dreams now were nobody's wearing masks. I feel stressed, but I also feel excited. Like, I'm doing things in the world in my dreams a lot,

and it's so sad to them wake up and be like, wow, I'm going to do anything. I've only had one dream so far where masks were involved. Really? Yeah, where that had not, I mean, probably subconsciously in some symbolic way, I'm sure this has entered my dreamscape because my dreams have been insane. Oh, every dream I have, I'm in a hospital bed, I can't breathe. I'm in a hospital bed, I can't breathe.

I'm a ventilator. But the other night I had it, I had my first dream where. Yeah, it. All around me are for me. Oh, your face is worn out. Places, lipstick, tracers. Little, little, little, little. I forgot the helicopter song. Hello cop.

Nobody knows what it is. He's trying to find somebody. Who's he looking for? He's looking for somebody. He's looking for somebody. And to be clear, it was 10 minutes ago that we came up with this. Yes. For you, it was last week for us.

It was earlier today. And when I say earlier, I mean, it's a go. Two minutes ago. So wait, so you're dream, you had a dream with a mask. I had a dream. Did somebody stop you? I had a big dream. So I was, I remember I was smoking. Night.

I want, do you want to continue? No, I forfeit my time. I can't wait to try it too. No, I can't, I can't quite tell when the story is over. I don't know where I was, so I, there's a blessing for us all. Your dreams don't have masks, maybe symbolically. Yeah, but I've had crazy dreams

and it's been kind of enjoyable. Yeah, I dream that I hung out with some friends, some mutual friends of ours, and I was like, because I haven't gotten to see them. I haven't gotten to see them in at least seven months. And I woke up going, well, that was nice to spend time with them. Should I tell them I dreamed about hanging out with them? Like would that make them feel like, oh, that's cool.

Like we hung out together. And then I thought, no, it's just weird. They'd take a text like that and go, what is my name? I had two dreams about someone who is not in my life anymore, and not out of, and it's sort of, to say goodbye. True.

Yes, to do. Not out of any falling out or anything like that, we just, we worked together, and then when we stopped working together, we sort of drifted apart. Kelsey, yeah. Yeah. You look at you, text to them, and you're like, fuck you, we sort of drifted apart. Yeah. You texted them and you were like,

fuck you, I'd never want to talk to you again. I had no one because of the word. I'm not text to them, but the dream was very vivid and it was very bittersweet. And so I had the first dream. I like those toffee m&m's. You. Why, I was having such a nice time.

I feel like dreams can really be really... But it may be one of right to that person and say, say, hey, we need to... Get back in touch, yeah. Yeah. No. I think you're going to, and do you think they would be, how do you think they would receive it?

I think that I'm going to because I keep thinking about it, and it's been like a week. Yeah. And I had another dream where she was... She was. And she was... And she was... And she another dream where she was To she was Boop and she was And you know my dreamscape Lidia

I don't even know what that one is That's the universe trying to tell you something my man Is it the universe or is it my own brain trying to tell you something my man. Is it the universe or is it my own brain? Transition is something. I don't know. Let's narrow it down. I feel like reaching back out to people. It's such a, such a risky.

It's hard. I had a friend. I think this person will receive it well. Oh, did someone interrupt you? The shock you have. Oh, no, I don feel like this is what it feels like. I'll wind up scrap. Touch if you will my stomach.

Touch if you will. Touch if you will my stomach. My stomach. My stomach. That's a bad movie. Feellow and trembles inside. Pulse my hair. What do you think it was? DVDs. Touch if you will. that's an epic. Feel how it trembles inside. Is that what you think it was, DVDs?

That you will, my DVDs. What if he was saying, DVDs, that you feel my being? I mean, look, if anyone was gonna do it, it would be, that's not a good angle for me. You don't know that, I like it. I have one good angle, which is straight on, neck up and that's it check out That's as good as it gets. I like it. It's nice. You don't know you're talking about I'm trying to cover it

I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you I'll give you a big I find I had a friend that you know Paul who shower remain nameless Who said who said that yes, of course who said that? Yes, of course. Who said that? You always need to check back in at the time. Before you wreck back in. Yes. At the time there were no emails. Check back in what? He said, he said, call your friends. If it gets to be six months and you haven't called or I guess now emailed or texted one of your friends, then you will lose that friendship. So always try to like-

Oh my God, is that true? I guess that's true. Do some sort of like, hey, I was just thinking about- But I do have to say, I feel like the pandemic has different rules because we've all lost touch and time has passed and so- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Time is passing so strangely. That like a month passes in a blink of an eye and I will not have gotten in touch with anyone and I'm like, oh, it feels like it's like,

hey, we all know we can't see each other. So let's all just be in commuticato. You know, I have a lot of fun. I have a lot of people on touch with it but I have a lot of people that I haven't really connected with and I feel like it's fine. I don't think it's like a sign that we won't be friends. It is interesting. We are on a few text chains together.

Yeah. And those, they used to be sort of like directed at a certain type of text, but now it's just like anything that's happening. Yeah. Like it's put into those text threads because it's like, we need friends, we have no one to talk to.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I feel like. What about this thing that happened to all of us? It is nice, even with that text thread today, I asked about something about voting, like which president should I vote for and stuff, and it was super helpful. Which of the two presidents?

What did you see? The 45 presidents. Kanye was on our ballot. As a vice president. As vice president. I was like, so you didn't want to be president. I thought it was a whole president campaign. As vice president to whom? like, so you didn't want to be president. I thought it was a whole president campaign. As vice president to whom?

Some guy named Rocky. Rocky? Balboa? Yeah. Yeah. We're my old dog. There were two people who had nicknames. One was Rocky in quotes and one was Spike in quotes.

I gotta say if it was my old dog, I would vote for him. Look, what I was shocked by was. If it was Snoopy's brother who lives in Arizona, I'd vote for him too. But weren't you surprised to open the ballot and see that there were like ten different people? I was like, wait, I thought truly I always think there's like one more president option.

Well, that's the thing is, the president shouldn't be a binary choice. Yeah. Guys voting is over already. We know that voting is over. By the time you're in the present time I read. By the time you're in Arizona. You know who the president is going to be sworn in January and that's special knowledge that we don't have until

the same time you have it. We don't technically know that maybe like we're we're we're we're we're taking this in advance of the election. We don't know whether the court case let's not talk about. Anyway, let's talk about some dumb shit that we like about dumb shit. Let's talk about dumb shit that we like to talk about. Let's talk about dumb shit. Let's talk about dumb shit. Yeah, who's talking about dumb shit? Yeah.

Who's a dumb shit that you know, Paul? Oh, I know. Bunch of dumb shits. Let me tell you something. Just gather my old neighbor, a Johnny Dumb shit we call him. What is like, what type of music are you listening to lately? Or what, who's a new artist who just got it? Can I tell you something?

Is that I don't listen to my music listening. You know, Doe Ray Me, Faso Latito. I love the notes. I love the notes. I love the notes. Well, they're gonna walk you out. I love to hear the notes because they're so familiar. Yes.

Anytime I listen to a song, I'm like, I don't like this order of the notes. And I go back and listen to the notes in order. Yeah. You know, bass cleft, treble cleft. I listened to. Yeah. Sure.

You get. I listen to so many podcasts that I don't listen to music. Okay. Why I don't listen to podcasts. What's your top three podcasts you're listening to right now? Three, two. Oh my God. Oh my God.

This has been our promo. Listen to my listen. Listen to my heart. Listen. I listen to stay phone. I wasn't just a phone case. Let me look at my podcast list. As far as music goes, Lauren. I have an artist I would like to introduce to if you don't want to hear.

Great. I wish you would. You could play it on the thing. Let me just find the title. The artist. There's a specific song. Yeah, there's a few, but Valerie June is the artist. And the tune that I like specifically is Astral Plane. Do you know it?

No, that came up on the Prokay robot. All right, let's hear a little Astral Plane by Valerie June. Let it get to the chorus. Maybe. Boo. Let it get to the chorus. Maybe. Boo! Did she mean mirror? Mm-hmm. I love the signs slowly be stating.

Don't rush. Don't rush. Just listen. When you freaking out. Are these directions shut up. Just listen to this song. Just listen to this song. Just listen to this song.

Just listen to this song. Just listen to this song. Just listen to this song. Just listen to this shut up just listen to this song You see Oh, we get it music. We have to rub our faces in it. Isn't it pretty? It is pretty. It's nice. It's nice. Valerie June, you got what it takes. Valerie June, you made my list.

I really love that whole album. And that's the thing. Where did you first hear it on an episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, is that on that? I'm just assuming. No, but thank you. No, I'm going to text chain with a few friends,

and we send songs primarily. Oh. And that song was introduced to me through that. Why are these specific people, the ones sending songs to each other? I don't know, just kind of stored in music for her. We all, we tend to like the same music, but we also, um, dude. Fall liked it.

No, I'm glad. I'm glad he's giving it up for one of mine. But yeah, and then I have another friend who I only send songs to as well and she sends me a lot of great songs and I like that way of keeping in touch because it's kind of nice. It's like you don't really say anything. It's like you don't have to move. Like I had a, you know, I gave people a prompt like I dare you to start your day with a song tomorrow. You know, and gave people a prompt, like, I dare you to start your day with a song tomorrow.

You know, and it was a teen intern or something the best. But that's just, have a good day, start it off, no matter what your mood, just put it on. I, let me say two things. I am on a text read like that that's a dormant right now, but I wanted to restart it with Tony Newsom and our old friend producer, Zigg, remember Zigg? Found one of the founding members of the pretzel gang.

You imagine if I did remember Zigg, and only looking at his tweets all day. But we would share sort of obscure song through each other, and it was really fun. I really liked a lot. But also the simply the best, the song. Simply the best. I didn't realize how nice the lyrics were until Shits Creek, where somebody did a slow and acoustic cover of it. Oh cool, and I was like this is a nice song There's a really nice. Yeah, there's a Tina Turner version of it, which is good This is a song that someone sent to me that I thought was really

Pretty that I will have the Now I and I hate that song stinks. This is a bad song. Talking. Can I give you another good song? It was so pretty. OK, let me find it. Let's see. I did this song is Can't Do Much by Waxahatchee.

Are you familiar? Yep. Yep. Can't do much. I wasn't looking in that sound like Scott had run away. Yeah. Calling over his shoulder. Splash.

Into the pool. This is Waxahatchee with Can't Do Much on KISS FM. 3DMradio. I wish we had a radio station. I would prefer just playing music to doing podcasts. Me too! Has there ever been a song where the verse is better than the chorus? Never! You know what I mean? Like you're always like, wait for the chorus because that's a good part. But is there a big one which is like, holy shit, this verse is so good and then the chorus comes in and it's just blank. Cars by Gary Newman? Here am I, car!

I go drive very far and I don't have to fart. Waxahatchee, you got what it takes. We love what you're putting down. We're picking it up. I heard a song the other day. If it's for Gassig, and you get kicked in a dead. Scott, I got a song for you. Do I send this to you?

Just hold it up to the mic. Just tell me to try. Shrubble and mind by the Carolina chocolate drops. Trouble in mind. Trouble in your mind. Specifically live at KDHX. Here we go 29.09. It's in high definition. Well, I will say that this is the correct one. Does this year call meeting? I dared them to start their day this way. No, get troubling mind.

There you go. And that's the chorus now. See? Now they know it. As we go along, so just, you know, See? Now they know it. Well take your partner side by side. Oh no he's having a squab bag. How do I ask her? She looks rude.

Should we make a three-dom Spotify playlist? Yeah. That seems fun. That seems fun. That does seem fun. That seems cool. I like that. I've never heard of that band. The Carolina Chocolate Juice. I like that.

I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.

I like that. I like that. We did it. Yeah, we certainly did do it. Is it? We got to take a break. What? You want to take a break, Paul? I thought we had two. I, we certainly did do it. Is it gonna take a break? What? You want to take a break Paul? I thought we had to. I think we have to because we say almost Emma next time. Which is 25 minutes into the, to the episode. You want to take a break?

Oh, I want to take a break. Every day. We are gonna have a guest later on. We are gonna have a guest. It's, it's Tony Hale. Oh, I wish. He just jumps out of the pool. Does he live nearby? No, I don't think so. I would love it. Tony Hale, a delighty Tony.

It's gonna be any time you should. Shadow Stevens. Last time I saw Tony Hale, I was with you. Where were we? At Janie's play. That's right. He came to see Janie's play. My wife is an actress.

I went to her, is it the play I went to? Probably. Yeah. It must have been. I think that Tony went to school. But that to her, is it a display? I went to? Probably. Yeah. It must have been. I think that Tony went to school. But that feels like a long time ago that you wouldn't have seen Tony. Yeah, well, it was a while ago.

I mean, when was she in that place? Whoa! Well, I was. It was when the movie came. You saw Tony. Really? Yeah, so a year and a half ago. A year ago.

Yeah. Move it, come out of your mouth. All right. I don't know. Movie came out of you. Movie came out. Venus gets hard at 13. You can, I don't know. Movie came out of you. Movie came out. Penis gets hard at 13. You can't make that a thing.

All right. It already became a thing in between last episode. This episode. I'm just capitalizing on all the videos. For you. All right. Oh, you mean online? Yeah, we're taking a break.

Goodbye. We are back and you know what time it is. On our last episode of 3DM, we had the MMM challenge where we tasted 7 types of MMMs. Now our Tommy's hurt. Yeah, they feel bad and sick. We gotta do six more. That's right. We went for feeling elated to feeling tired, to feeling sick.

Well, I know I- And how excited to eat more candy. My belief is that we should end with these brownies because these brown ones, because this is gonna take over all the flavor power. Oh really? I was thinking start with them because they're clearly going to be the worst.

They are, but I mean, I think that's gonna ruin the flavor. All right, I think that's a good point. Yeah, wait a minute. Okay, yeah, got it. So wait a minute. Let me explain. Let me let's all talk. I want to talk to and I think for all types of time, this is the way it goes.

On our last episode, we tasted seven types of M&Ms and we picked our top three flavors. We now are tasting six other types. We're going to pick our top three. And then those six tasting six other types. We're gonna pick our top three, and then those six will go up against each other. Head to head next week. With possibly the addition of crispy. Possibly, we can get our hands on some crispy. We're definitely gonna do it,

and we will tell you what the flavors are as we eat them. Paul, do you wanna kick it off? Should we start with pretzel? That's a nice one. I love pretzel. Really? You guys have had pretzel before? Oh yeah, pretzel make lousy house pet.

Ah! All right, we're gonna eat these. And we're gonna tell you what we think. The problem with pretzels is that pretzels always feel stale, but I still keep going, do I mean? Hi, I like the combo, but I know what you mean about the pretzels. Like it's not the freshest tasting.

At the end of it, I'm kinda like, oh, it felt hollow. Like life. Yeah. The hollow man, in theaters now. It brought it back. No one can go. Oh no, pretty good. Yeah, I'm okay.

It's not bad. Next up, hazelnut. Now hazelnut. Hazelnut-wise, like Nutella? Exactly. Hazelnut looks a little like the peanut butter in size. They're not quite as big as almond. Oh, oh.

Oh. I don't think I liked that very much. It's a little like the toffee. Oh, God. A little bit, ooh. It's a little like the toffee. Oh, God. A little bit, ooh. It almost has a fruit flavor to it. A little bitter. It tastes medicinal to me.

Yeah. Yeah. That's suck. I had one. It tastes like toothpaste. Yeah, I'd want it, I didn't like it. Okay. Spoiler alert, probably not gonna end up in our top three.

All right, what's next, Paul? Don't jump ahead, you never know. Why don't we go to dark chocolate? Nice little palaclins or do you guys like dark chocolate? I do like dark chocolate. I like dark chocolate in general. I don't know if I like dark chocolate. I love it.

Kakao! I eat like a dark chocolate and I go, Kakao! I feel like if you're getting. These taste like regular. If you're getting dark chocolate, it's like the healthier or something? I'm getting an Oman M version of it.

It doesn't feel good. I would say a dark chocolate is probably just as many calories as a regular. I didn't like that. I think it's okay. It tastes like nothing to me. It tasted a little... I think we should go. All right, what's next? It honestly tastes like nothing to me. It tasted a little. I think we should go almond then mint then coffee,

because yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, next up is almond. These look a lot like the peanut. I mean, I can't lie. They look a lot like peanut. And almond is a nut, so I'm skeptical. It makes sense when you think about it. I like it. It's got when you think about it. I like it.

It's got a lot of nutty flavor. It's more nutty than the pizza. It is more nutty than the pune hot. Okay. Do you want to do it with a peanut? Do you know what? Yeah, that was. What was that?

Oh, helicopter. He's searching for someone. He's looking for someone. He's looking for someone! He's looking for someone! Pedder, helicopter! That might have been the original song. It might have been. And it came to all of us, just in a dream.

Anybody want to pee in that is from that young baby like uh, Mandy Patinkin movie, Princess Bride. Yes, it was Andre the Giant, one of those earliest screen roles. Certainly. My giant was based on his friendship with Billy Crystal. But they got a different giant?

I think so because he was dead, right? Oh, wait, what? What? Yeah, I'm Andre the Giant. I was hearing this now. The mint. What about its posse? This has mint dark chocolate.

Mint dark chocolate. Dark chocolate. So if we didn't like the dark chocolate, well, we like it with mint. Let's see. Yeah. This is- I like gum. Mint dark chocolate. So if we didn't like the dark chocolate, well, we like it with mint, let's see. Mm, yeah. This is- I like gum.

Friend goes. Tastes like gum. These remind me of certain mints you would get at restaurants. Yeah. Oh, it's very, very minty. Not as good, I think. I like it though. I don't hate it, but would I buy it?

You know, it's like- No. When am I eating this? After a steak? It's like marriage, you know what I'm saying? What, I won't eat it, but would I buy it? You know, it's like, no. When am I eating this after a steak? It's like marriage, you know what I'm saying? What, I won't get but I'll buy it or won't. It's nice to have companionship, but do I want to go this forever? Why fuck the cat?

No, I'm honestly afraid of this last one. Why fuck, cuck out! No, this is gonna suck. All right, this is coffee nuts. Coffee nuts, there's no way this is gonna be good. I know in my heart. Oh! Oh! We have the wildest flavors though. gonna be good. I know in my heart. Oh. Yep.

We have the wildest flavors though. They're all competing against each other. I think we need to have like two or three. It's like shit. And you know what shit tastes like. Cause I've eaten it. Everyone knows, everyone's eating shit. Just admit it.

Look, all you shit heads out there. Hey, shit ads. That was that was just We call our listeners. Shit. They don't have a saying it That was really not good. Well, this is gonna be hard To pick our three favorites From this bunch. Oh, yeah, you wait. Oh, from this bunch. Oh, yeah, yeah God yeah, okay, everyone pick your three. Don't I got them don't say well Don't say why can't I what I did secret forever. Yeah, I'll talk

Don't want to be influenced. I don't want to be Influence okay, I want to hold you in your hand All right everybody have their three? Got them. All right. I, my three, in alphabetical. Alphabetical? Got it. Almond.

Mm-hmm. Mint dark chocolate. Mm-hmm. Pretzel. My three in alphabetical order are almond, mint dark chocolate, and pretzel. Whoa! My three in alphabetical order are almond.

Dark chocolate pretzel. Wait a minute, in the middle. What did you say? I said, I just cleared my throat and said, dark chocolate. He was trying to trick us and I think he said mint. So it's not mint dark chocolate. It's not mint dark chocolate. I just picked regular dark.

The mint is two, two spearmen gummy. For me, it is, it is, it is. And that they used to call it at a high school and you hated it. That's right, two, spearmen gummy. From your standards. It is, it is, it is. And that, the, the, it is called that nice goal and you hated it. That's right. Here comes spearmen gummy. Here comes spearmen gummy. Here comes spearmen gummy.

Bouncing down the whole. Bouncing down the whole. All right, so, are you guys keeping track of your favorites? Are you logging them? I took pictures. Okay, oh, that's right, pictures. Oh, no, I gotta take a picture

because I did something different, okay. Yep. You and Lauren have the same favorite three from last time. And you and Lauren have the same favorite three Oh, that's right pictures. Oh no, I gotta take a picture because I did something different, okay. Yeah. You and Lauren have the same favorite three from last time. And you and Lauren have the same favorite three from this time. So I guess I've got everyone's pictures covered except for two of them. Okay, I took a picture of mine.

Wow, what an exciting development. We found that the crazier the flavor, the less we liked it. A true rollercoaster in a candy coated shell You wouldn't think that like just plain M&Ms would be so good and Better than oh no you need to add something on you. Why don't they take a Delete coffee from the website and delete toffee nut who wants this? You know I went to the website that it even have the fucking their newest flavor Where did you get this from was that sexy green M&M on there? Oh, yes you was maybe I got distracted for a little bit

The M&M I got them online from various places that were so Various places. That's what you say when you don't want to say Amazon. Yeah, I have a various places online various places Retailers and general how close are you on a scale of one to ten being one being? Not close at all and then being very close to quitting Amazon one Is there something less than what I Wish that we're not the case. I wish that we're not the case. Well, especially now, it's just two. Well, I think wish, I think wishing it wasn't the case is like, you're two.

You know what I'm on? I'll fucking take it. And you're a zero. You're just gonna tell me what my number is? You're a zero because you're like, how else am I supposed to get in the event? Yeah. I'm a three.

I still use it a lot, but I feel bad, and I'm thinking about trying to do it less, and I sometimes will seek out, if I find something, I'll find it on a different website. I was doing that really diligently for a while. It's also, a lot of it is fucking mental state, where it was just easier, you know, it was just easier.

Oh my God, it gets there in one day, but it's just easier. Oh my God, because there are one day, like, but it's sucks. It's like. I'm looking for a weird thing I need to get for a weird purpose for some fucking dildo. Dildo show. You saw that video that I say.

Yes. Wait, what? I was searching for Halloween decorations. Wait, what video? Oh, that, that pug. I was saying, no, what? What? Why are you thinking of dildo? What do you, know that I'm talking about pug videos. We were video. Oh, that, that pug. I was, no, what, oh, what? Where are you thinking of Dildo, what are you?

No, that, I'm talking about pug videos. I walked out in the costume. I was, oh my god, that was the, obviously you knew that was a good video till the end. Okay, what was it? It was a video I was scrolling through Amazon. I was scrolling, they see me scrolling, Aiden. I was scrolling.

I was looking for, I was looking for... I'm weirdo. Um, hmm. Lailia. I was looking for Halloween decorations. And so I'm looking for realistic looking ravens. And so, what did you put into the search? Realistic ravens?

I put in realistic ravens. You can see it in the video in the search bar. Oh, it is. Oh, okay. Did any Baltimore Ravens stuff come up? Or it was just? No. I'm looking for a real estate raven in a football uniform.

Can you come to my house? Who should be on camera? I want to meet him. And so I'm scrolling down all these different Ravens, Ravens, Ravenss and the very bottom fucking two Dildos it was in related searches searches Dildos were they like the color of a raven?

No, they know they sure weren't wow I your word. Wow. I don't know how it was so it was so jar. It was so jar. If you're Amazon, you don't want Dildos to ever come up in related search. By the way, anyone has never come up with anything else I've ever searched like things that you can see where sure. This would happen. Yeah, but I did not. Yeah. But why are you so upset because you're a vibrator? I'm surprised that Amazon sells Dildos. Are you so upset because you already have a bunch and you're like, why would they even think I need this? Yeah, like try, stop trying to sell me the thing

I already bought. Amazon has everything, that's what's crazy. You go buy a dildo in the same cart as you put in a realistic raven. Yeah, but it really was, this is absolutely not the place to put that. It was so jargous. Especially for Halloween, like children. You could have Halloween like children's holiday that you all have to be

I think Dildos shouldn't be a suggested search. I think you should have No, what I just know you know, okay, I don't listen to you But when you go and Google that Corm, do you know what like you can if you start having a vagina Mm-hmm, it doesn't fill it in like there are a lot of words like that that it won't fill in Well, let's say like that just a general But like it doesn't it'll fill in like the weirdest things and then it won't fill in like terms you might want to learn about But that could be perceived as like right pro choice or like something crazy

Right. I hate everyone. I hate Google.com. I use that I hate everyone. I hate google.com. I use Amazon. I use Amazon but I eBay all my groceries. Is this retail? I win every year. It's a thrill of winning. It's a thrill of winning.

Man, that countdown. When I win some grapes. Yeah, I buy groceries on Amazon and then I sell them on eBay. You probably can watch my options. Yeah, I think I did. Oh my goodness. All right, we have to take a break. We'll be right back with a feature.

This is so exciting. We'll have a police car song. Oh boy. We are back. The pretzel gang. You know we're in the house. Wow, look at those chemtrails. Look at the, I gotta spray my vinegar. Interesting that we all picked pretzel in our last segment

when we're the pretzel gang. Oh, shit. Wow. Is pretzel gonna win? There's no chance. There's zero chance. Have you guys had the shappy pretzels yet? No, I keep meaning to order them's no chance. There's zero chance. Have you have you guys had the shappy pretzels yet?

No, I keep meaning to order them and I forgot cuz I know I'm a company that started out here that's all filly style pretzels. Someone made beautiful soft pretzels. Someone made us pretzels Or something and we had great pretzels over here for a little while. Maybe that was it. Yeah, yeah, over here during quarantine. I mean, over here. No, I think you did get one of those. Because Dana picked them up. Yeah. Yeah, that's shappies. That's what you saw.

Oh, okay, so that's what we had. Okay, so then I have shappies. That's shappies for you. I thought Dana and Instagram had a really idea. That's shappies. I want that. That's two shappies. That's two shappies.

I'm gonna get those. You gotta get them. But see, here's where I get, I That's a good idea. You gotta get them. But see, here's where I get, I get, I stop myself. You scared, nervous. I get nervous because it's like you have to pick them up on a certain day, bubble-bond, and I'm like, I can't think that for a head. I feel like I'm in a time right now in my life where I'm like, you live for the moment.

You're sitting around in bed till 11. That was an exception. That was yesterday. We were on a break. My days feel very busy in this way. I don't know. Yeah. I feel like there was this huge swath of dead space for a while. And then all of a sudden everything got extremely busy.

Yeah. You know when cell phones were first invented, my friend and I. Hold you like I am. Aren't you two? Yes, I'm two years old. My friend and I told you it's like I am Aren't you two yes I'm two years old My friend and I say that you were younger My friend and I had had an agreement we said like okay We're not gonna get them because and this was our our theory was that if you get a cell phone Everyone will always assume that you are reachable all the time and then you'll have to constantly be responding to things and all that.

Common fallacy of cell phones. Which, well, I mean, it is a thing like- I think it's kind of true. It's kind of true. I think- People do assume that, but it's up to you to say, no, I'm not available right now. I think I do respond very quickly and I create a loop where I'm like, it's weird if I don't respond.

What I was gonna say though is that the now being quarantine, everyone now assumes that you have nothing to do all day. So I don't like that. Yeah, so it feels, but it just, it feels like having a cell phone when cell phones were invented compounded now. So now you have email and you're supposedly just sitting around all day, not doing it.

One of my auditions, I don't know if you're facing this Paul, but like why just because you don't audition. But they're like, we need it by today. Like it's like very like extremely. No, you know, I have not you're just sitting around your house. Tape it right now. Do it. I've had a couple of a couple auditions, but Janie has had way more and that and they are all last minute. They're all like, here's 12 pages. How is it? It's due by 9 a.m.

Why is it like that? Get it on my dick. First of all, there's no rush to... Shiny pictures is by the way. People are rushing back to soccer. Why do you need it by tomorrow? I know. Like it all just bothered me.

Like no one's filming anything. Right, like why do you, it's not working. It's even six months. Here's the other side of it though, I think with just personal communication, and a little bit of professional communication too, with people asking you to do shows or this or that, is that when people are slow to respond to me, I'm like, oh, they're going through the same thing

that I'm going through, where it's like, I can't get it together to answer that email today. And then what happens is I just think about it for days and days and days, and then it gets pushed down the list. I have a couple of those. Yeah. When we, like, Kiva and I have always talked about,

like, there's nothing better than a quick no. Like, I love a quick no. I'm good at that. I think I can say, like, if someone has me to show it, I'm like, I know I won't feel like doing this. But it's just like, sometimes you have to wrestle with it and go like, do I feel like doing this for like six hours before you can really... Like I am open, but...

Somebody asked me to do a show a couple times. And... What? Talking about me. Can I say a pet peeve and I want to know if it's your pet peeve and I want to know what you're going to say as well? Okay, then I'll tell you my baby. To try to to try to

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to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to You, man. Well, sucks that you guys are laughing so hard. I wanna laugh too. Why can't you enjoy what we're enjoying? I'm enjoying it, but I'm not thought audible. Paul, say the rest of what you're gonna say. Um, I had somebody that approached me to do a show a couple times and I told my, and it was through my reps

and I told my reps, I do wanna do this but I can't do it right now. And which was true and it was like, it was one of those sort of, right now. It was one of,. And it was like, it was one of those sort of a whole- Right, no! It was Sammy Hagar. It was one of those sort of- You try to come down to cover-

How about homework shows where you have to have a story, you have to have a whatever. Yes, I have a story. I was like, I don't really have anything right now, but I like the idea of the show. I just don't, I can't do it right now. I mean, why are you like being asked? Can I just say-

But anytime anyone writes to you and says, it's so easy. All you have to do is watch this and have thing or watch it do is come to successive nights. Well, that's insane. But watching a thing, I love. That's like sometimes it's really good, but breezy, come on.

So that's like, resent watching stuff because I have to watch so much stuff for newcomers. And I'm like, the amount of things I watch that are homework, it's like too much. Yeah, thank you so much for for newcomers and I'm like, with the amount of things I watched there, homework. It's like too much. Yeah, thanks so much for being on our teenage mutant industry show. I was happy to do it. I loved it.

So, one of the guys that runs the show, after I think I said, I said not now, I can't do it now, like for the second or third time. I wrote to me directly, I was like, hey, if you don't wanna do the show, just say you don't wanna do the show. Oh, abnoxio.'t wanna do the show, just say you don't wanna do the show. Oh, abnoxio. And now you're like, no, I don't wanna do the show.

Exactly. And I never wrote back to him. I was like, well, there we go. And so that's that problem. Well, so this is my pet peeve is when I get emails where I know someone asked for an email from a mutual friend or something, but they don't explain how they got it.

And they're like, hey, no, they don't even say who they are. I got one from this guy the other day and he did not even say who he is. I looked him up and I was like, I guess I've seen that person around. I'm a mysterious stranger. Exactly. I think this happened to me recently and he was like, hi, I wanted to know if you would do such and such and such and such and it was a long email and I wrote back and I said, uh, maybe, but you'll have to forgive me.

But how, how do we know each other? Who gave you my email and he just goes, no, and I'm just a fan and I, I'm not gonna do this. I just guessed. But I think, I think saying, based on your favorite number 16 out. You need to give a background of how you got my email

and how you know me and if we've met before, you went because to assume I'm a member of, I remembered, who, where, why my email and how you know me and if we've met before you might because to assume I remember who what where why winning how it's not even that it's not a dickish thing it's like you you know you're reaching out to someone who might our memory you know that yeah once or been in the same room and I think you should do it to anyone you've ever met I actually know but I actually don't think it's bad to framework your overlaid. Hey, do that. Like, it never hurts to over. I'll comment on who you are and how you know some like, yes, I think that it can help you. If you say, hello, I'm a

friend of your friends blah, blah, blah, they gave me a number, you know, this person used like the other people who are going to do the show as my way to lure me in like cause I know those people. And I'm like, I don't know what this even is. It's just sounding like that weird movie you got there. Oh my God. I want to be on the island of Dr. Maraud.

That's the easiest thing ever. I'm not gonna do that. One time my sister and I, we got invited to this open house and it was exciting because the house was made entirely of gingerbread and candy. Yeah. And we went in. Yeah.

Which tried to eat us. No. What'd you with the oven? Yeah. How do you know? What? Yeah. Did I tell you this?

Give us a million, bro. Oh. Oh. Also, if anyone asks me for a friend's email contact information, I will, I always ask the friend. Always ask the friend. Always. It's crazy to give it away.

But there's maybe one time where I was like, I, this is, I know this will be okay if I pass this along. I will still give them a heads up. I asked you if I could give my publicist's email email, which I feel like of course would not be weird, but it's like, I'm not even gonna just give it to her and have her emailing you and you're like, what the fuck is this? Like, no.

The fuck is this? I don't want anyone to know why. There are blisters out there who are so lonely and no one emails them and they think that we are so spoiled. No, I mean, I can hear how it would sound. Like, ratty or something. No one will email me. It's truly, it's, what it,

do you want to work for free? That's the email you're missing out on. Right, exactly. It's the presumptuous sort of thing of like without softening it at all or making it seem like friendly in any way. It's just kind of assumption that is weird. Yeah.

Assumption. Assumption, assumption. What's your function? What's your function? Are we playing a feature? What's going on? Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I'm glad that you know schoolhouse rock. Oh, yeah. That's Saturday morning cartoons. He's looking for someone. He's looking for someone. He's looking for someone. Helicopter.

We have. He's looking for you. He's a little bit louder now. Little bit louder now. A little bit softer now. There was a time, Paul, when every dance you went to, absolutely. Someone would play that, there was a time, Paul, when every dance you went to, absolutely. Someone would play that.

It was a staple. Here, the staples of my high school dances were that song, and what I like about you by the Romantics. Oh, that's a good release. I played that in my old band. What, I like about you. Remember that show starring Christina Applegate and Amanda Bines?

I think Christina Applegate. No. No. I think it was called, what I like about you. I've told you the Christina Applegate and Amanda Bines. I think Christine Applegate. No, no. Mary to a children. I think it was called what I like about you. I've told you the Christina Applegate story, right? Uh, no, no. But not yet. Where is she broken to the Applegate hotel to steal? Oh, just when I was working at Chin Chin over on over by the media's rapper, and I told you about this. Oh my god! Chin Chin stories.

Oh, he's back at Chinchin. Oh, Scott Chinchin, Okerman. I was, and this doesn't reflect poorly on me, anyone. I was waiting on a... No matter what you think. What was I? 25th is gonna pry you for the story. I come off looking good.

No, I just mean like this is not a story about a story. We know what you mean. We're making fun of shit. There's a really great account on Instagram called do more D E U X M O I and it is a celebrity gossip rag basically people submit on Instagram. Instagram. It's all Instagram stories and people submit anonymously stories about celebrities being mean or nice or whatever and it's just like it's so fun. Jesus. Yeah. I've seen people like doing good nice ones too. That's nice.

Well, because then the people defend like, no, no, no, that person's super nice. I went, I met them at this place and they were doing this. And they were like, like, well, no, this was a perfectly fine story. It wasn't like my stories about Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe, where they wouldn't tip. It was more in the vein.

Yeah, people post about that stuff too. It was more in the vein, or a Brittany Murphy, who I used to wait on all the time until I told her that I saw her on a show and said, you were really good and then she never spoke to me again. But, or the guy who created a sitcom, who when I told him I was a writer, he was like, I'd love to read your stuff.

And then when I gave him my script, he never spoke to me again. Oh my God. His name was dry up when I still live. I didn't love to read it. But no, I was waiting on, I was like 25 and I was waiting on, I'd love to read your stuff. Inhale.

I was waiting on two men who were like older, I have no idea how much older. But they were great. They paid for their check and everything. And as I was leaving, one of them goes, hey, hey, hey. Do you know Christina Applebee? I go, do I know who she is? Or do I know her person? And he's like, do you know who she is? From married to a children?

And I go, yeah, he goes, she's my daughter. What? I go, cool. That's cute. I'm Chris Applebee. Oh. He might as said Applebees. Come to think of it.

Christine Applebees. My daughter is a founder of Applebees. Who's why am I in this shit hole? Who knows? Are we doing a three-term? Oh, yes, we are. All right, what do we got we have a fun don't make the right to be noise

we have a fun for each year it's when comes to us from josh and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and Listen to every episode. Every episode over and over again. This is called Protests Song. One player describes a problem in society that really bugs them, the less serious, the better. Oh! The other two players then improvise as activists, delivering a PSA about the importance of fighting that problem,

culminating in a protest song about the problem, sung as a duet. Hmm. I mean, this is right up our alley. You just hell yeah it is. Let's, uh, who's teaming up? Well, I guess we're all teaming up. Paul, do you wanna give Lauren and I the initial subject?

Yes. Here's the problem that it needs to be addressed. Okay. Is. Got it. Men spitting their gum into urinals. Okay. This is a real thing that happens

and I don't understand it. It's disgusting. In the homes of an angel. You're gonna start with the song? That's a Sarah McLaughlin. That's the background music. Men can live with them. Hey guys.

Okay. We can't live with you. Why can't we live with you? Because of one nasty little habit. That's right. When you use our urinals, what do you do? Here at urinal city. Who's our urinals? What do you do?

Here at urinal city. You take that nasty little piece of nasty little gum. Can I just stop you for a second? Yeah. Well, this is unusual. Your tone when you're saying nasty little nasty gum. Wait, very central. I'm sorry, are you?

You guys are on the same side, right? Yeah, I'm paying for this PSA. I know, I know, I'm just, I'm trying to help. I'm not are you you guys are on the same side right yeah, I'm paying for this PSA I know I know I'm just I'm trying to help I'm not the director. I know I Thought you guys would have had this all worked out No, I don't you get the nasty lines. Okay. All right, all right Guys can't live with Guys can't live with them and you can't live with them and I'm so sorry. Guys, can't live with them. And you can't live with them, and why is it? Because when you use our urinals...

Hey, you know, your, your, your in a city. You do this one thing, you spit your... Little nasty, nasty, nasty come. Into those urinals and leave it there. It builds up into a nasty mound. Okay, can I just stop you? That's what I also like to stop. That's the most disgusting thing you ever heard.

That's why are you improv? I'm not, I'm reading it. I don't have my glasses. Folks, I'm sorry, this is a very important issue and I'd really like to take this seriously. Are you talking to the viewer? No, I'm talking to you too. very important issue and I'd really like to take this seriously. Are you talking to the viewer? No, I'm talking to you too. I think it's time for the duet. Yeah, just go to the song. I think you've made your case. We can cut it together.

We got enough. We got enough. Same nasty enough. You're in a... Hey mama, hey mama, hey mama, hey, mama, hey, mama, hey, mama Who am I mama, who am I mama, who am I mama, who am I mama Don't spit your nasty little gum on me Yes, Nessie!

Don't spit your nasty little gum on me Shush, shush, shush! Don't spit your Don't spit your Don't spit your Don't spit your nasty little gum on me I'm a urinal baby, Don't spit your gum in my mouth These are the lyrics I'm just singing yeah, we should have I should have I should have started out loud before I

We finished it Hey, that's thank you very much So you always say the end of a take That's thank you very much. Is that what you always say at the end of a take? Do you know that's how Lauren and I edit our scenes when we do our improv show? We did it! We did it! We finished it.

We finished it. Okay, I was going to explain. It's got to be watched in a virtual show. You love watching things that people are on. I, I, you know, I'm good. You're gearing up to it Give us five dollars. All right. So now now Lauren. We should do a live threedom We should do a live threedom. I do that. Would you do that? Oh? Lauren you

salty Ooh, he's salty You give us Paulo and I. Okay. I'm Paul. The PSA is for... The PSA is for not cutting people off in traffic. For not cutting people off in... Wait. Public service announcement to not cut people off in traffic.

Oh, okay. Not that more people should be cutting people off in traffic. No. Okay. No, okay. Cars. more people should be cutting people off in traffic. No. Okay, no, okay. Cars. Cars. They have four wheels, don't they? But we don't as human beings. No, we don't.

We are blessed with two legs and two arms, and if we're lucky, we have fingies and toes on those. Fingies and toes on those. We have two eyes and one heart. That's right. So when you're driving, use all three of those. Thingies and toes on those. We have two eyes and one heart. That's right. So when you're driving, use all three of those. Use your two eyes, your one heart, your genitalia probably varies depending on what gender you are.

Can we stop for a second? Sure. No, keep going. Oh, you like this? I thought that was great. Okay. Sure. Some of you have pepees, some of you have wewees.

I didn't, I didn't, okay, I'm not sure why I'd keep mentioned. I'm gonna stop you there because peepy and weewee are both penises, right? Well, no, I consider the weewee to be the, Fudgy. Pussy? Fudgy? I wasn't gonna say. The Fudgy?

The Fudgy. Fudgy, sweet, center. The Fudgy, Center. The Fudgy Sweet Center of every lady. Well, I can throw all this out if you want. I actually... Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're a team, buddy. We can't just throw stuff out.

You know what I would appreciate if you just got to the song. All right. Really? We have barely covered up. We haven't even really covered it. We haven't even said what we're talking about. Exactly. We haven't even said what the problem.

Maybe the song covers up cars, penises and vaginas. I think we get it. Okay, let's do it. If you're driving down the highway or on a surface street in someone's neighborhood, Way or on a surface treating someone's neighborhood Then what happens when someone cuts you off you really know that they should not do Don't cut people off in your car Don't cut people off in your car Don't cut people off in your car

Don't cut people off in your car. Don't cut people off where you are. I'm gonna stop you right there. I don't feel like there's a P and P in Wii in that song. Okay, you didn't let us finish? Oh, sorry. We're getting to the bridge. Is that okay? Yep, go for it.

And if you have a P, P on and you have a Wii Wii 2, well that's good for you, because you can go both ways and drive to someone you screwed. Thank you for being a friend. No. Thank you for being a friend. That was good. One, thank you. piano.

That was great. Thank you. Thank you so much. Did it so are you gonna pass? I will make good on the contract Okay, our turn all right your turn. Um, this is about not This is about not unloading the dishwasher when it's clean. Okay. That people should be doing that. People unloading the dishwasher once a day.

Yes, people who don't unload the dishwasher and just leave it for their spouse or significant other. Right, or Butler. Or Butler. Kids, kids, kids. Or spouses. Attention, attention.

This concerns you, and it concerns us all. E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E the dishwasher loaded with clean dishes. When you leave the dishwasher loaded with clean dishes, the dishwasher might as well be saying, my stomach hurts. The dishwasher's basically filled itself up with 10,000 clean M&Ms, and they're just sitting in the middle of the stomach, waiting to be processed when we're another. It's like a torture that Dick Cheney would be proud of. You gotta get those dishes out of there.

Do it for your dishwasher, the dish that makes a wish. The dish that makes a wish. The dish that makes a wish. Okay, can I hear the song but the one request I have is that the word dish and wish is not in the song. Yeah, is that all right? Does that go? Wait, both neither of those words? Neither of those words. Okay, but how about dish as part of dishwasher? No, I'm sorry. I just I we we focused tested it in the words dished-wish. I know I know I feel the same way I feel I'm about to cry okay, but we focused tested it and people really find those just the the vowels and the Consume really harsh. Yeah, if you he's greater a couple out. So I guess Yeah, yeah, plates plates cups cups dishes. Oh fuck. Okay, okay, give us another chance. All right One more chance plates. Okay, well plates plates dish. Oh, that was the second no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, One more chance. One more chance. Dishes make wishes.

Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out. You know what? I love it. Yay. It worked. It worked. Great. That was just a lure you closer to me. Oh, my head is over there. Oh, guys. And that's how you play protests song. That's how we play.

That was how we played it. Baby baby baby. Guys, the sun has gone down upon this episode of three that's literally in his favoritably. On this episode of three, that's going to do it for us for this episode. It was fun. Next episode. Well, last it. We're going to have the the incredible conclusion to the M&M trilogy. Oh, and I think you are really on the

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