Threedom - Threevisiting: Skinny As A Needle

Episode Date: December 31, 2024

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul & Lauren discuss dorks, chuds and cranks before playing Jitterbug. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Listen ad-free and unlock bi-weekly THREEMIUMS on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/merchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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For Austin Powers, so loved the world. He gave his only begotten catchphrase. Austin Powers, 316. What are all these drinks you have? I didn't notice that. Okay, so- Scott's got a regular bar over there. We were talking about drinking during the show on one of our last episodes. I found these in the. Okay, so. Scott's got a regular bar over there. We were talking about drinking during the show

on one of our last episodes. I found these in the fridge during our break. Ooh. Wild roots, lemon, vodka, and soda. Do you want one? Cool, yeah. What? Don't throw that at me.

Don't throw it? I didn't know you were having a straight up cocktail. Yeah, I mean, it's almost four o'clock, so. Somewhere. Why not? Do you want it? Do you want me to throw? No, I'm okay.

I have to drive. Oh no. I'm so sorry. I have to drive for 10 hours. I'm not gonna finish it. Oh, wait, are you a trucker on the side? Yeah. I'm gonna have a little,

and then by the time I drive, it'll be done. I'm a long haul trucker, so. Yeah, it's only one. It'll be done in my phone. I have to take my pills. It's a really thin can. It's as thin as a pencil. It's as skinny as a needle.

I was gonna say, as Britney Spears would say, it's as skinny as a needle. What is going to say, as Britney Spears would say, is this skinny as a needle? What is that? I don't know what that is. She posted this video a long time ago about how the paparazzi would post pictures that were not accurate of her. And she'd be like, see, I was wearing this bathing suit on the beach and they posted this picture of me.

And then she would show it and she looked like she was heavier than she was. But see, here I am wearing this bathing suit later that day. I'm skinny as a needle. But they won't post that. Oh boy. Poor Brittany. 4% alcohol. No, free Brittany. She's free. What's 4% alcohol compared to?

We should have just left it to the courts. 4% alcohol is like a bottle of whiskey. Whoa, I love this. Yeah, a full bottle of whiskey. Wait, this tastes really good. What is this company? It's Wild Roots. I don't know why we have them.

I feel like maybe... This is my jam. I would drink this every night. Okay. I have all sorts of flavors. This is not an ad, by the way. I just got these out of the refrigerator. You gonna get Holly drunk with that milk? No, I'm moving off that juice. You're moving off the titty juice?

So you're not drinking it anymore? But so I can have a little sippy sip. How do I get Holly to be my best friend or to think of me as her best friend? Mm. Um, right now she only really knows two people. She's seen more... Which two? RuPaul.

And me, Maury Povich. Maury Povich. Uh, she loves that guy. Uh, I like this little thing. This is like a pretty little, this is like perfect for like if you were going to see a movie in the park. Yes, by the way, it's Daylight Savings Time is going to happen soon and we'll have the movies back again. It's going to be good. I know. I'm so glad Daylight Savings Time is happening soon.

Now Daylight Savings Time means that the days get longer? Yes. Well, the days get longer naturally, but also. And the nights get stronger than moonshine. Sure, of course. Well, I just noticed yesterday that it was 5 o'clock and the sun was still up and I was so happy. And you're so drunk.

You've been drinking for hours. You know, I barely, just for the record, and I don't care what anyone does, but I barely drink. I really don't find it very compelling to me, but I did have a glass of wine last night and I was like, eh. It was weird. I had one glass of wine a few years back.

I found it very compelling. Yes. And now I'm an alcoholic. I thought it was riveting. I knew I used the wrong word. No, I think that's the right word. I know what you mean. Like, I feel that way about-

I'm not like, I gotta go drink or anything, you know. I feel that way about getting high, but then when I do get high, it's very pleasant. Oh, yeah. But then I forget about it. You know what I mean? Like, I like to have my glasses of wine on the weekends. But then if I eat an edible or something, it's just like a mild thing. On the weekdays. I'm like, this is...

During the week. It just rocks. It rocks. Yeah, it's really nice. Yeah. It's really nice. Pot has come a long way. What if Uber Eats was like getting weed delivered back in the day, where they came in and then they ate part of your food?

They hung out with you. They hung out with you, played video games with you. It's like, guys. Get the fuck out of here. It's such an insane business model to like, when you think about it, the delivering pot part's such an insane business model to like, when you think about it, the delivering pot part, you know. Cause he's like, I can just keep getting high this way

because they'll hook me up. So it's like, yeah, I guess it works out. Yeah. Tie every day from somebody else's supply. If the pandemic has taught us anything, it's that leaving stuff on the porch and running away is the way to deliver things. It really is.

I mean, it really is. Running away. Has anyone ever really wanted to stand there and have a whole interaction? It's so nuts when I think about that you used to have to go meet the people. And talk to them. And take it from them and go like, oh, thank you so much.

That's safe. Leave it at my door and run away. That's safe, thank you. In my bachelor days, when I was ordering food a lot, I would get the same people a lot. And it was nice to have like a little friendly relationship with them. That can be nice, that can be nice, but sometimes it's weird.

There is one place that delivers to us where we know the person who delivers it to us and it's always like, oh, well, I mean, cool up, no. But food people never want to chat with you because they understand it's food. That's the thing. I don't think they would want to stand there and have a conversation. It's so insane when if I were an Uber driver, and God, I hope to be at some point. I'm going to make you do that. I wouldn't want to chat with the people in the backseat Would you or maybe it's just so boring?

Yeah, maybe you're bored, but also maybe it makes you feel safer I mean, maybe that's a female perspective Mm-hmm, but I'm like maybe I'd want to have a conversation because it kind of makes me feel like oh, it's just some normal guy He's not gonna kill me. I tell you what I Never thought about it this way before, because I was thinking, well, I would want to chat with the people if they looked interesting, and now I feel like maybe that's a compliment to me if somebody wants to chat with me. Oh, okay.

I think you got some perspective you might be curious about. Who's Mr. Mustache over here? Yeah, who's this weirdo? What's he all dressed up for? Where you off to, Mr. Magoo? I see you're not wearing glasses. Um, should we do part-time jobs this summer? We've talked about this.

I don't have time. I literally need to hire somebody to help me. So do that as a part-time job. Be my own, I mean I already am doing it. It's called Mom. It's called Mom, maybe you've heard of it. It takes up all day. What does mom stand for? Most original. Oh boy. You really waited out there. You can't get back to shore.

Only one more word to go. Most original mom. Oh, cops. Oh no. Ha ha ha ha ha. He he he. Uh oh, cops. Oh no. Lauren, they found you. They found, oh no, from your wind days. They're coming to get me.

They're coming to take away, ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Dr. Demento, remember him? He's still around, right? Yeah. Is he still with us, Dr. Demento? Yeah, definitely.

Is he still with us? Is he still with us? Is he still doing his thing? I don't know, but this might be making me too relaxed. Yeah, you are too. Before, you were so on edge. I know. You really took the edge off.

You really took the edge off. It was great for the show. Do whatever you want. Yeah. To me. Here's how I rank the races. Oh my God. That's not what happens when I get relaxed.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I feel so calm and relaxed. I'm ready to rank the races. You're saying it like I get relaxed. I feel so calm, relaxed, and ready to rank the races. You're saying it like I said it. Olympics are like number one. I know. Oh God. No.

So this was a mistake. It might be, I don't know. I mean, I really, I would love to just be floating in the pool drinking this thing. I would love to push you in the pool. Get in there. Perfect. Match made in heaven. Get in there. Perfect. Match made in heaven.

Get in there. We really coupled it. You're heavy swimming in my pants. What a great outfit for the pool. I know. I dressed a little warm for the occasion, but I don't really care. Well, at 4 o'clock yesterday, I was out here

recording a different show. Sorry, guys. You're cheating on us. Yeah, sorry. But wow. Oh my god, he admitted. Oh my god, he admitted. At 4 o'clock on the dot, it dropped like five degrees.

So I'm expecting that to happen today. That'd be great for me. That would be so good for you. Yeah, it'd be fantastic. I love that for you. I love that for me. Well, I don't think you're allowed to say that. I think you are.

I think other people are only allowed to love things for you. What are these little orbs in your pool? Lauren, you'll never guess what. At night they light up. Yeah. OK, that's fun. Are they on a timer? No, it's the sun, sun-based.

I think. So there's solar power? There's solar technology. And then at night, they're like, oh, the sun went away. Oh, shit, let's turn on. Now we can shine. I'm into that. They hate the sun.

They hate the sun. This is their way of defying the sun. Here's how solar technology works. You make something They hate the sun. They hate the sun. This is their way of defying the sun. Here's how solar technology works. You make something that hates the sun, and then it pretends to not be alive, but it's eating up all the sunlight. Yeah. And then when the sun goes away, it's like,

ha ha, I tricked you. Yeah. Meanwhile, Paul's Coke can that he threw is just rolling around. Wait a while. It has a light from its own. Just rolling around the pool. It's getting pretty far away.

It's like a Breaking Bad cold open. Pretty sure he's not going to remember to pick that up after this episode. I'll pick it up right now. Oh, you will? He's taking his headphones off reluctantly. He's getting up. He's going up. Okay, I found this on the web for he's taking his headphones off. Check it out. I found this on the web for he's taking his headphones off. Check it out. I found this on the web for he's taking his headphones off.

I think that was a bit much. That's my computer, oh my gosh. I found this on the web for he's taking his headphones off. What did I say to trigger Siri? Oh my gosh. I found this on the web for, okay, see you later. All right, Paul's coming back, he picked up his Coke can. Oh, now he's throwing it at me!

Oh my God, he has no rules. He is just out of control. Pick up the can and walk away and throw the can to. Is that Dua Lipa? Yeah. Kidz Bop? Yeah, it's Kidz Bop Dua Lipa. Kidz Bop version?

One, go brush your teeth before you go to bed and then say your prayers. Two. Two. It's so, shouldn't kids say their prayers first thing in the morning? It's so dire to have them do it right before they go to bed. Like all they can think about is the horror in the world.

You think kids can comprehend this shit? They can't. Just praying. You have to make them do it so they get in a state of grace in case God takes them. Oh Jesus. Do they know that? That's what they're doing it for? They figure it out later.

Oh my gosh. Did you say prayers at night? I think maybe they were like, my parents were like, yeah, do this at one point. And then I tried it maybe once. I don't know. I'm not getting anything else. Try it once. You know what? It's not compelling. It just wasn't compelling to me.

Did you say prayers when you were a little kid? No, no, no. I did. I used to pray in bed. Oh. I probably prayed I used to pray in bed. Oh, well you did. I think I probably prayed for a long time. Did you get on your knees next to your bed or you laid in bed? I did not do that and I always felt guilty about it.

Oh, you were taking it easy. I did feel that way. I used to like fucking cross myself. I used to lie there and then cross myself. Oh, well you were really part of the church. Clasp my hands, yes. That's very sweet. I was a believer, not a believer.

That's very sweet. I'm no Anne Frank. That's very sweet. I was a believer, not a believer. That's very sweet. I'm no Anne Frank. That's very nice. I'm happy for you. Thank you. I think that's nice. I love that for you. I do love that for you.

I love that for a little kid. I love that for a child you. At what point were you like, this is stupid. I'm trying to remember when I stopped praying because I probably, I would imagine I prayed all through high school because I was a believer all through high school. And then when I was 17, 18, getting out in the world. You were 17 going on 18.

Probably when I moved out of the house, I thought I stopped praying. Really? Yeah. So like you stepped outside the house and was like, holy shit. As soon as that last box got put in the truck, I was like, I don't believe anything.

I think I remember praying as late as 14 maybe. I've thrown some prayers out as an adult, you know, just kind of seeing what it says. Hey, why not? Like if it's real, you can always use a little help. I'm not gonna like devote my life to it. God, if you're real, give me $100. Wow.

Spread out over the next 20 years. In change from purchases. You know what? I take it. I'll take it. If it's extra. That should come in handy. Absolutely. If I'm just getting it through my day-to-day activities, no thanks, God.

But if it's extra money, hell yeah. No, thanks God. Yeah. Lauren is going to sleep. I had a quarter of the, I barely drank any. It's just- You got so belligerent. I know, it's just a placebo effect.

She sunk down. I just want it to be known. I haven't had that much, but I do really like how it tastes. I could chug this whole thing. It's very light. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. I don't want to be drunk. Cannibalistic humanoid underground guy.

What is? I like vaguely know what you're talking about. The movie Chud. Oh, Chud. Is cannibalistic. I've never seen that humanoid underground dweller. Dweller, yeah. I don't, I- How pleasant.

He dwells underground. And he's a cannibalistic humanoid. Have you seen The Toxic Avenger? Never seen it. That's good. Never seen any of the Troma films. Yeah, but Chud I've never seen. Why didn't you ask me?

I know you- you don't even know what Chud was. Asked me if I ever- Have you ever seen Toxic Avenger? No. What'd you see, The Princess Diaries? Yeah, a bunch. I bet. I love that movie.

Really? All right, do what Scott hasn't seen about it. Oh, okay. Okay. Now. A deal is stuck. Oh, you want me to tell you what happens in the movie? No, no.

She's got big bushy eyebrows. You had me, she's got big. She was very cute in the before. I know. You know what I mean? That's the thing. It's like so what, she didn't do an eyebrow wax? Yeah, the before I know I mean that's a thing It's like so much you can do an eyebrow wax Yeah, the before is always better than the after but they make her really awkward and whatnot So it's like she's like always clumsy, but she's adorably awkward. She's a dorkable. She's she was the original adorable

She's so a dorkable God she's a dorkable. God. She's a dorkable. I wanna dork her. She's a dorkable dorkable. I want a whale dorker. Whale dork? Isn't that what a whale penis is called, a dork? Like the clinical term? The scientific term?

Siri! Is a whale's penis called a dork? I found this on the web for Siri. It's me. Siri, what is the name of a whale penis? Give the phone back to your mom. Siri had a bunch of pre-programmed. I know what you're trying to do and you won't get away with it. I'm like not on the wifi. She's like working on that.

We're really putting in some research. Something went wrong. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I guess I could try, although I don't believe I have Siri activated. I think you do because it just... Well, it's activated on this computer, but I... Yeah.

Computer, awaken. Computer. Oh, wait, I'm on the Wi-Fi. What is... Siri, what is a whale's penis called? Sorry, I couldn't find anything on the web. In parts of British Columbia, Canada, the word dork is referred to as the male genitalia of a whale. Thank you!

Geno-walia? Ooh! Got him. Spicy. Got him. Oh, got him spicy the blue whales penis or dork Is the largest that ever existed Well the biggest dork in the world does anybody else any other animals have special names for their dicks I don't know but is it a corkscrew or is it just a long?

I think it's like the average size for an adult male is 15 feet. That's so gross! That's so big and long! That's so big! Wait, wait, wait. Circumcised or uncircumcised? Whales are religious. The testicles weigh 22 pounds!

Too heavy! That's disgusting. I could lift that. That's disgusting. The blue whale can produce between three and 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season more than enough three three is enough for me I'm good at one three happen to go you doing okay. Did you masturbate before this? only three gallons, buddy

Like you imagine being under you were just coming forever like I'm sorry there's more. Ugh, at least you want to throw up. I'm not even enjoying it it's just happening. Can you imagine being on the receiving end of 20 gallons of sperm? Can we throw 20 gallons at you just so you can imagine it? 20 gallons of what? Sperm. Oh okay. Sperm. Whale sperm. Whale sperm okay. We're gonna collect whale sperm. That's just one shoot 20 gallons. Do you think it's watery? I mean, he's in the water all the time. It's true. You think they just jizz and see where it goes?

I mean, if it's 20 gallons, it probably impregnated a few things. Yeah, do you think he just jizzes in it because it's in water and just travels to wherever it needs to be? Like just fish passing by like, what? I'm now half-willed. I'm trying to swim here. Don't get me pregnant. Was that part of finding Nemo?

Just a lot of whalesperm everywhere? Yes, yes, yes. There was a point. Don't get me pregnant. Well, yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. Did you ever see a whale in the water? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to swim here. Don't get me pregnant. Was that part of finding Nemo? Just a lot of whale sperm everywhere. There was a point. Don't get me pregnant. Well, yeah, mm-hmm. Did you ever see Black Fiche? Yes. Boy, that one scene? Oh my god, the what in the pool?

Yeah, you don't know that's coming, and then all of a sudden they're jerking off a killer whale. Oh wait, not that part. No, I meant the part where they drag that lady around and she gets pulled in the pool. That's a very scary movie. That movie is so scary. And it's just like, what are we doing?

Why? Yeah, of course they can kill you. But wait, they drag a lady around in one scene and jerk off a whale in another scene. That sounds like the most kickass movie. They harvest the sperm of the the current Shamu. Shamu is like a dynastic title that has passed down. It's like Manudo. You think there's still a Manudo? And Paul says, I hope so.

A hee hee. Hee hee. Oh God. Hee hee hee. Oh, it's like Manudo. This episode got very dense all of a sudden. We're ripping through bits. We're folding in on ourselves.

It's this wild roots lemon vodka soda. I'm not even on it. So wait, so part of being Shamu is you get turked off? You watch Anne just like that and she's like, I've done a lot of weed, Miranda. I'm like, done a lot of weed? I've done a lot of weed, Miranda. I'm on weed right now. Oh my god, what?

So wait, so you win your Shamu, part of the- Shamu? Are you trying to make it go faster? Shamu? Shamu is the- Do When you're Shamu. Shamu. Shamu is the... Shmoo. Shmoo. Do you remember the shmoo?

I do remember the shmoo. I have to go to the bathroom again. He looked like... You have to go to... You drank one quarter of a thing? Well, I drank all these cans of liquid death. That's true. Duda, Duda.

Can I go now and you keep talking? No, we don't have to take another break for another five minutes. Oh, okay, fine. I'll just wait five minutes. So, Shamu, of course, is a very valuable property for SeaWorld. Sure. He gets them in the door. I'll say. So then he also gets them in the pool.

But when Shamu dies, they just have another whale that's like, this is Shamu. That's so fucked up. Hey, Shamu is still here. Why don't they just give him a new name? Isn't it weird that Shamu is still here after 50 years? Give him a new name. But that's not... Cause then the products have to change,

all the merch. They have to build up a new, yeah. The key chains have to be remade. Exactly. People want Shamu. People want Shamu and they get him. What is Shamu? Where does Shamu originate, the name Shamu? Probably from the first Shamu. I would bet it's a...

The first Shamu that we had to jerk off. I would bet it's an, uh, Shamu, that we had to jerk off. I would bet it's an Inuit name, if I were to read your, based on kind of where they swim. Based on context clues. Based on, based on context clues. Let's make up more George Bush words.

Would it be prudent based on the context clues? Based on context clues. Based on context clues, Shamu. It wouldn't be prudent based on the context clues? Based on context clues. Based on context clues, Shamu. It wouldn't be prudent based on the context clues. Drink the whole thing. What is that? Not another drop to drink. It's just a new phrase we can attribute to.

Skinny as a needle. Not. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Chopping broccoli. Skinny as a needle. Would it be prudent? Hold on, I'm done yet. They have to harvest the white gold that is Shamu's sperm.

White gold that is. So that they can keep having Shamus. Oh, so Shamus have to be direct lineage. Yes. Whoa. Yes, yes, yes. So they harvest it, and is he in the water when this happens? No, he sure isn't. He's on dry land. He's lying on his back on one of is he in the water when this happens? No, he sure isn't.

He's on dry land. He's lying on his back on one of the platforms in the pool. Just like how it would happen in the ocean. And do they have to, do they say like, hey, it's coming, you're going to enjoy this or do they put him out? Does he get pleasure? I mean, we know that dolphins do, but do whales? Do they have pleasure centers in their brain?

I'm sure they have pleasure in their life, but not from jizzing, right? Mammals, sure. Because this guy's clearly enjoying it. Like he's not going anywhere. I know they said mammals were the only animals that have sex for pleasure. But wait, whales are mammals. Whales are mammals, that's right. And like, if you have, like sea lions and shit like that will jerk themselves off. Monkeys will jerk themselves off.

Okay. Monkeys will jerk you off. But then why do they say dolphins are the only ones who have sex for pleasure? Who is saying this? I've heard this my whole life, every day someone tells me that. Your mom and dad. Wouldn't be pruding. Who told you that? Your mom and dad?

Skinny as a needle. Whales. Wouldn't be pruding. Dolphins are the only ones who have sex for pleasure. They don't like it. So yeah, I think that a lot of, I think- So wait, so they do it. They have sex for pleasure, but they certainly enjoy jerking off.

They do it for money though. Sometimes. Yes, there are sex workers of the sea. Well, little whales paid to be Shamu. Yeah, they give them a paycheck. In clams. They throw it in the pool. Nevermind, my whole thing is totally wrong.

I just Googled it and now I'm seeing a lot of nasty stuff. Like your life? That was not satisfying enough about the door? But no boats and other primates will have sex while pregnant or lactating for the joy of it. Oh. The joy of it? While short-nosed fruit bats engage in oral sex to prolong their bouts of intercourse.

Oh dang, short-, fruit bats nasty. Hyenas, goats, and sheep. Hyenas? Female cheetahs. Hyenas, goats, and sheep. Hyenas. Female cheetahs and lions lick and rub the male's genitals as part of the courtship ritual. That doesn't mean they're having pleasure, I don't think.

I'm gonna just let that just be. We don't know. We don't know what they're feeling as opposed to the evolutionary thing of this is how they have sex. Right. Do fish enjoy it? They don't know what they're feeling as opposed to the evolutionary thing of this is how they have sex Right how do fish enjoy it? They don't right fish do it whales do it even educated fleas do it So they prude to close the loop on the prudent to fall in love Yeah, they they jerk them off and where's it go like they have buckets

motion on the 15 foot dick. They jerk them off. What's the circumference? That's the other thing. They're like, okay, yeah, it's 15 feet. It goes up in the sky and it's skinny as a needle. It's one inch. That's disgusting. It's like a pole vault. It goes up in the sky and they turn their umbrellas upside down to catch it. What? Oh my God. Like Mary Boppins? It's like a pole vault. Eww. It goes up in the sky and they turn their umbrellas upside down to catch it. What?

Oh my god. No they don't. Like Mary Boppets? No they don't. I don't remember how they get it. No they do, like they put a bunch of buckets around and hope some lands. And hope! I think there's a guy on a ladder.

If I'm drinking off a whale I want a process that's- They should put it in a condom. Yeah. It's a good idea. Yeah, that is true. It's just a tarp. That's disgusting. It's like a idea. Yeah, that is true. Is this a tarp? That's disgusting. It's like a Boy Scout tent.

Whoa. Lauren, it's natural. It's nature. It's nature, not nature. I'm happy for the whales. Nature isn't disgusting except for bugs. I think it's disgusting that a person's getting their own involved in that situation. You know the person who does it loves doing it.

Yeah. Okay, so they do it for the love of it. And that's sick. That's bestiality. And, so they're doing it for the love of it. That's bestiality. And you know they have to word it very carefully in the one that's. Is it bestiality if you're getting paid to do it for a job? Would God consider that to be a sin?

If a person had sex with a dog in a porn that they were being paid for, is it bestiality? If you enjoy it, it's bestiality. It's bestiality porn. If it's just a job, it's not bestiality. And that's why all bestiality porn comes with a disclaimer that says, they did enjoy this. Yeah.

Yeah. Note, all the performers in this film enjoyed what they were doing. They had a ball. They had a blast. Stay tuned for testimonials at the end of the film. All right. We have to take a break.

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Oh my God, stories that would curl your hair if your hair was curled. We literally did take 45 minutes. We just did. We had a great catch up. Oh, and the lights came on back here and it's... It is midnight right now. Never happened before. Yeah. We're sleeping bags and we're having a great time. We're making s'mores from our sleeping bags.

I had a full six pack of those drinks already. Do you leave these up all year or are these Christmas lights? Yes, they were Christmas lights that we decided are going to stay up all year. I wanna wrap some trees. I love that. Why don't you wrap some trees? I wanna wrap some trees.

Little and hippie and birds and bees. T is for the tree. R is for the tree. T is for the tree. R is for the re. E is for the e. E is for the e tree. T is for the tree. R is for the re. E is for the e.

And e is for the e. Do you know Jonathan Katz, the comedian? Yes, from Dr. Katz. I did his show in San Francisco. Were you a shaky, wavy drawing? Yes, of course. You have to transform yourself into one of those. I worked with him doing stand-up back in Philly years ago,

and he was so much fun to watch. I loved watching him. Were you ever on his show? Yeah, I was on his show a few times. I mean, the cartoon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, I want to look at that. Wow!

Oh! Paul, you're amazing! Wow! Holy shit! Whoa! That's freaking cool! You're freaking my fucking eyes out right now! You're my hero! We love you Paul!

H is for the hero! E is for the hero! R is for the hero. E is for the hero. R is for the hero. O is for the, ooh. He had this bit where he would play a crank call that he made. And of course, like he- I like when people say crank call.

I always said crank. That's what I grew up saying was crank. I said, yeah, crank calls. I think crank is east and west and prank is Midwest. Yeah, probably. That makes sense. Mm-hmm. So this call, he was calling someone and his, he was saying his, my name is, uh, my name is John Potterton.

That's P as in Potterton. O as in Otterton. T as in Titterin. Titterin. T as in Turton. Don't you feel, do you ever get nervous when you have to say those, like what the letters are? Like sometimes I'm, I've had to do that recently a few times where I'm trying, I can't even think of an A word.

Like I'm like, Apple, asshole. Yeah, yeah. I've had it where it's sometimes easy, peasy, and then other times where I blank, like in the middle. D as in door mouse. George. Djorge. Djorno. As in dijorno.

D as in daub. Dobby the elf. From Harry Potter? D in Djorno. D as in daub. Dabby the elf from Harry Potter. D as in dorn-dub. D as in whale's penis dork. Instead of corncob. Dork. Could you get away with doing a dirty word

for every single. A as in asshole, B as in bitch, C as in cunt. I heard there is now. T as in dork. There's Loodle, which is a dirty version of Wirdle. That's sent to me by Brett. Who? Brett Morris, your dear friend. My dear friend? He didn't send it to me.

Well, he respects you too much. I'm his boss. He could report it to HR. He said it was actually harder than you think. He said it was actually a fire in his ass. Fire in his ass. Than you think. What? He said it was actually more difficult than you would think. Should I do one right now? Oh yeah.

Yes, do one right now. Okay. Keep talking. Oh. Oh, Paul, how are you? I'm good, are you good? A is for the A, B is for the B, C is for the C. D is for the D.

Are you just putting in the first five letters of the alphabet because I don't think it's gonna work. Loodle. Loodle, oh no, she's trying to spell five letters of the alphabet? Because I don't think it's going to work. Loodle. Loodle. Oh, no, she's trying to spell Loodle. Oh, but I don't have Twitter. Loodle, I made you out of dick. Loodle.

Remember when you were a kid, you do mad libs with dirty words. Oh, we got caught. No. We got caught because we would do it on. We sent it to the newspaper. Yeah. We were like, print this, I dare you. We got caught because we we would do it on to the newspaper We were the sodium killer No, we wrote it on the you know how we would have scratch paper from the real estate agencies that would always like send you You know scratch paper, okay? I know the concept of scratch paper

They would send you pads of paper that were with their branding. I wouldn't call that scratch paper. You know where we had tons of scratch paper from, like pads, pencils, things like that, from a funeral home. Whoa! Thinking of dying soon? I don't know why we had that. Come to us.

The Fife and Our funeral home. I guess they would send it to people in their neighborhood. They would deliver it all the time. You'd get it on your doorstep. And so we would have scratch paper from all of these realtors everywhere. And that's how I even knew what a realtor was, because we had that.

Wow, well, it worked. So my parents would go away, and my brother, who was- Name one of the realtors. 20th Century Fox? There's this woman- Oh, no. That's who made Star Wars. That's who engraved my iPad. There's this woman who is a realtor

and she's on the carts at Vons. And like the little thing, you know, they put an ad at the end of a cart or like in the flip baby seat. Oh yes, yes, yes. Man, the day where you're too big to ride in those. And she has the longest hair. I know, it's a hard day.

Anyway, I really want her to say. That where you're too big to ride in those. And she has the longest hair. I know, it's a hard day. Anyway, I really wonder. Tough conversation. That means you better humble yourself. You gotta start walking. You think you're too big to ride in the shopping cart? Now they have those little cars kids can ride around. It's too many. It's the best.

So what are you gonna say about this realtor? Oh, anyway, so my parents would go out and my brother who was only two and a half years older than me was tasked with babysitting me. And this is like, you know, I'd be, I'd be eight. I'd be, you know, I'd be, you know, it was just like, well, they'll be fine by themselves. I sort of think that's true, but not anymore, huh? It depends on the relationship because it could be now the bullying begins.

Well, he would just try to kill me. So that was... Fair enough. But anyway, so he... And I shouldn't put it all on him because, you know, I was interested in this as well, but... In being killed? No, in doing dirty mad libs. Oh, sure. I loved a dirty mad lib. And so I remember we were like, we can't write it in the mad lib book.

And this is, we would get them from Scholastic. We would get the Mad Libs from Scholastic. So we can't write it in the Mad Lib book. So his solution was, let's write it on the Realtor scratch paper and we'll throw it away before they get home. And then suddenly- Yeah, that's gonna backfire. It's like you would have hit it better in the Mad Lib.

Exactly, because they're not gonna read the Mad Lib book ever. Your mother loved to shade the first page of a pad with a pencil, right? That's the funniest part in, was that Coen Brothers movie, the great Big Lebowski? Where like, as it, cause that's a detective trick where you like, you go into the scratch.

So he interviewed some guy and the guy's like writing something the entire time and he like does the scratching thing. It was just the guy was drawing a guy with a big dick. It's so funny. I have to watch the movie again. I don't think I've seen the whole thing. I didn't the guy was drawing a guy with a big dick. It's so funny. I have to watch the movie again. I don't think I've seen the whole thing. I didn't really like it when it came out.

I didn't like it when it came out either, but I like it now. But in any case, so we wrote on the scratch paper and then we never could figure out when my parents were getting home. And so every once in a while we'd be watching Benny Hill and we would, which had boobs on K-Cal 9. That was wild.

Yeah. Crazy. What in the world? Yeah. So we would have to turn off the TV and pretend we weren't watching TV. And they would always go over to the TV and see if it was hot.

And they were like, you were watching TV. And then they would say, well, were you watching? And I remember it coming out that we were watching. Is it the titties on Benny Hill? Titties on Benny Hill. Anyways. Titties on Benny Hill. So they-

Mick Neil error report. So they- McNeil error report. So I don't know how it happened, but they came home and we like abandoned the paper and I guess we forgot to throw away the paper. And within five minutes my parents like found this paper and- Wait a second, on the paper is it just dirty words? Just like number one, fuck. Number two, shit. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! And within like five minutes we knew we were busted. If I found that, that would be the funniest thing. I would fucking die laughing. I would love that. That's the thing, hasn't it? Number one is fuck, number two is shit.

Would you call them out on it and be like, I think so, but I think it's funny. Is this funny? I think it's funny. Just to try to figure out why they're numbered. Yeah. Interesting list. No, that was part of it.

It was like, OK, let's sit you down. This was always the case is my mom would. Kids, these are in the wrong order. Number two should be shit, because it is number two. No, they would always find something, and my mom would immediately turn, do a heel turn, and she would turn bad. And she would like.

She went from a face character to a heel. And she would like go in the other room and we always, when my brother and I would look at each other like, oh fuck, we forgot to throw the thing away, she just found it. And then suddenly my dad would walk in and it was like, okay, what is this?

And we'd have to explain. And it was just like fucking punished for everything. Like, can't I live? Yeah. Can't I live? Yeah. Can't I do funny, fake, dirty, mad libs? That is so stressful. Yeah. I wonder how parents, and I guess I'll find out,

how they decide to punish people together, like the kids together, like your parents had the same basic belief system, I guess, that like they can't do this, they can't do that. Or did they discuss and like one was kind of like, well, I think that's fine, but I'll go with you on this one or whatever, like, well... I think my mom, my mom ended up not caring

about certain things. Because I remember I was in a play when I was 20 that had a lot of cursing and my mom, I was kind of not even saying that it was happening and my mom's like, are you in this play? And I said, yeah, but there's a lot of cursing in it. And she goes, I don't care. And came and liked it. And then later on in life, she liked like sopranos

with cursing and stuff like that. I was like, oh, okay. Interesting. So I, but at the same time, they were both very religious. So it was like. But maybe it was also like, if you're eight years old, I don't like that. If you're 17, I don't care.

Yeah. Lauren, who do you think is gonna be the softie between you and Mike? I sort of think Mike. I think so you're 17, I don't care. Yeah. Lauren, who do you think is going to be the softie between you and Mike? I sort of think Mike. I think so too. Yeah, I know. You're going to be hard. I don't think of myself as that, but I-

Disciplinarian. No, I don't want to be like that, but I feel- I mean, you know how quick you were to get the spanking pen out on this show? That's true, I do like to let him have it. I'm frightened of you. I don't. Terrified.

I don't. I don't know, I don't want to be doing the show anymore. I don't want to be hardcore, but I also feel like I think that at some level of rules is good. Well, of course, but I don't mean like you're going to be a strict disciplinarian, but that... In comparison to me. It is the like, if I can't get my way with mom, I will go to dad. Probably, yeah. Yeah.

Well, with the cursing and stuff like I like- I will always say yes if Holly comes to me, just so you know. Okay, well- Yeah, you can do whatever you want. Wow. I'll say Holly, that's a great idea. My housemate rules, and my number one rule is do whatever you want.

No, with a cursing, it's like, I like how some people are like, oh, there are words you can say in private and there are words you can say in public. But for us to be bad for even thinking these things. No, I don't, that's not how I think. I mean, obviously I, I'm going to be swearing. And like that kind of stuff I feel like is it's hard to control and she'll hear all that stuff and whatever. But like something like doing something that is bad. I think I wouldn't say

swearing counts as doing something that's bad. Yeah, what is bad for you? Murder? Like, breaking something and lying, or like, you know, lying. Lying. Being mean. Being mean, sloth. Sloth. Lust. Even Jimmy Carter had lust.

If she, if she is exhibiting sloth, I will have her words. I think with Jimmy Carter, like, they should bring that up anytime he makes another statement. He only has so few left, but you know how he made- How about the time you said you had less than you had? He made one recently about how he's worried about democracy. He should also have to add, "'PS, I still have lust in my heart.'"

What was that? It was a Playboy interview, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he, that was like his big quote was like, they asked him, OK, you're a devout Christian. He was the only thing people remembered from this.

Oh, my God. It was like, do you still do you feel are you tempted or whatever? I think it wasn't framed like I have. I have had lust in my heart. And that's like the kindest way you could put that. I know. And it's the only thing

people are like, oh, lusty. Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter was like a decent person. Still is, as far as I'm concerned. But I mean, still is a decent person, but will be. Lauren just yawned so hard at two old men talking about Jimmy Carter. When I opened my eyes.

When I opened my eyes. when I opened my eyes, I was like, am I dead? And saw Paul, he completely stopped talking and he was aghast. I was so surprised. It was the longest yawn I've ever seen. I had to let it out, but I knew I had time. I was talking, I felt like Scott was looking at something,

I'm like, what's going on? And then she sees Lauren like, ahhhhhh. Just like- Being polite, you're trying to keep it in? It actually was silent. It was silent, but deadly to my heart. Yeah.

SVD. Sorry for talking about Jimmy Carter. I don't care. You weren't alive. Were you not alive when he was president? We've been here for 10 hours. I'm learning, I'm learning. It's okay.

She's adapting. I don't care about presidents, as I've made very clear, but I don't know when he was the president. You don't know, what year? I would guess the 80s. 77 through 81. Great, so that counts. That's right, he was succeeded by Ronald Reagan.

I really don't care about the presidents though. I really don't, do you? Yeah. I feel like you have a reverence. I tried to learn them all recently. I mean, I guess I care who is president. Well, I care about that in my current life. I'm saying- Oh, about knowing the previous presidents?

Yeah, like first one was this, second one was this. This guy, he believed, the third president really believed in this. It's like, you know, I just don't, oh my God. I tried to memorize them all and I got, I got to a point where I could go back to 1896 recently. Like this is during pandemic. I was like, I mean, every day I'm gonna like

go over these again. And now I probably couldn't do it. I think stuff like that is good for memory. That's good. I try to keep. I worked on labeling all the states on a map that didn't have. I couldn't do the states.

Oh my God, I suck at geography so bad. Mike and I were working on that during the early pandemic days. We were like, let's make sure we know this. And I think there's a couple that I mess up every time. I probably should have done that instead of eating all day long and drinking a bottle of wine every night. That sounds pretty good though, honestly.

It was good while the mask was on. Yeah. What if we, the three of us, decided we're going to have a month of quarantine. Yes, with each other. Where that's what we do. Okay, that sounds really good. By the way, Lauren, call Mike, say you're not coming home today.

Okay, here I go. Starts right now? Yeah, it starts right now. Here we go. You got more of this wild roots? All it took was one quarter of one can, and Lauren is in. All right, we have to take a break,

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Going around the world Lemon then the beach. Hey, I didn't look for a game. Did you I did? One of a three-chur it's a creature everybody This is my favorite part of the show Lauren's favorite part and Scott's favorite part I did. I have one. A three-cher. It's time for a three-cher, everybody. This is my favorite part of the show, Lauren's favorite part, and Scott's favorite part. Not to mention the audience and people who've just heard of the show. I think that's true.

They love the idea. People who've just heard of the show love the idea. This is a game called Jitterbug, which is submitted by Yoni Gordon. Hi, Yoni. This is a game that Yoni thinks Yoni invented Okay, well Yoni when you figure it out, you know, this is a game that I think I invented which is called jitterbug It's it's it's explained like a little story You know the beginning of the wham song wake me up where they're just the snaps and the word jitterbug jitterbug

Jitterbug you Jitterbug. You have both demonstrated your knowledge of this. You put the jitterbug into my brain. Oh, but Scott, Scott, you're going too far. Oh no. Because, well, this game involves singing the first few bars of that song, just the snaps and the word jitterbug, but each player needs to go round robin,

placing a different three syllable word or phrase in place of the word jitterbug, without missing a beat in the song. If you miss a word, you're out, which we know you can be out because there's no definitive ending to this game. Okay. Okay. As per freedom bylaws. Okay, let's do it.

It does sound hard. Here's some examples, jitterbug, litter box, cigarettes, Apple Jacks. We know what's three. We know what's three, obviously. What is love, let me die, et cetera. What is love? So you could just say, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me.

Let's just sing that song. Okay. Instead of playing the game? Yeah. Absolutely. Do you know any more of the words? No. Baby, don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me. No more. That sketch became a movie. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And by the way, it should have been starring that song. That movie should have been a sketch. What movies do you think should have just been a sketch? A lot.

Probably Lincoln. Yeah. I would say there will be blood. 100%. Just a sketch with you. I would say my left foot. You'd still be in it though. Yes. Okay ready and... Jitterbug. Wait we gotta get on the same note. It goes jitterbug. Snap. It goes jitterbug. Snap. I thought okay why don't you start it and then we'll join in. Jitterbug. Snap, snap, snap. You don't have to say snap. But I'm trying to give you the rhythm of it, because you guys are going one beat to the other. I'm getting it from the snaps. Well, because that was weird.

Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug.

Who's going? Jitterbug. I think it's sweet. We all say jitterbug three times, and then. I'm worried about all you think of is the rhythm. And then I'll start, and then it'll go clockwise. OK. Jitterbug say jitterbug three times and then I'm worried about all you think of is the rhythm and then I'll start And then it'll go clockwise. Okay, okay jitterbug

Jitterbug Jitterbug Monkey paw Jitterbug Am I supposed to do it? I enjoy saying jitterbug. Oh wait. Ah! Ah! Am I supposed to do it? Ah! Ah! Ah! I enjoy saying jitterbug.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Okay, start over. Three jitterbugs, then I start. And then right after you're like in the rhythm, I have to say? Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's it.

From that point, we don't say jitterbug ever again. That's right. Okay. I wanna say jitterbug. I know you do. Okay, here we go. Jitterbug. Jitterbug.

Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. NFT. Farting brain. Farting brain. Make a wish. Dollar store.

Dollar store. $0.99 No! Scott Scott you're out You have to keep snapping to keep us on rhythm, all right, I Mean it's a phrase Let me die is not a phrase Please kill me necessarily. Please kill me.

No one's ever said farting brain. No one. No one. OK, you probably said Natalie Portman too, which is in that movie. Black Swan. No, when she was. What would you have gotten in Oscar? She said, yeah, she's like, no one's ever done this before. Farting brain. I was that embarrassed me and made me mad. Yeah, then she was like ever heard of the shins. Okay, let's go

Then they yelled in a hole Bug Jitter bug Jitter bug Me let's start over here we go bug Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Spick and span.

Mr. Clean. Roger that. Fred Rogers. Mayim Bialik. Oh no. Oh no! Okay, now I go alone as long as I can. Mayim Bialik, oh no. Oh no. Myum Bealik. Now I have to go alone as long as I can. For as long as you can, yes.

Yeah, here we go. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug.

Oh, he forgot. I started doing it. It is fun to do. I'll just start. Let's just do, say, jitterbug. I'm just going to start. We don't have to go back. You start, go as long as you can, and then we'll do a round of jitterbug.

Snap. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Liquid death. Nike shoe. Little peephole. Little peephole.

Little peephole. Little peephole. Little peephole. Little peephole. Little peephole. Little peephole. Little peephole. Little peephole. Little peephole. Jettabug Liquid Death Nike Shoe Little Pants Little Pants Little Pants

You look like you're Lickin' with death Chlorine Pool Baby Doll Hold on, I'm still going No! You're done! Umbrella Hold on, I'm still going Oh you're done Umbrella

Hold on, I'm still going Squirrel face Let's do it again I just think we need one more chance and we'll go the other direction Scott starts Then me, then Paul Jitterbug Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug.

Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Shock treatment. Shock treatment.

Shock treatment. Homeless man. Homeless man. Homeless man. Homeless man. Bloody nose. Bloody nose. Umbrella.

Umbrella. Umbrella. Umbrella. Icy bath. Icy bath. Icy bath. Icy hot. Icy hot. Icy hot. Icy bath Icy hot Tasty freeze frozen yo

You're out. Okay. Alright. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Chili dog. Mickey D's. Melon Camp. John Cougar. Ed Grimley.

Billy C. Billy C. Billy C, Martin Short, other 1985 SNL cast members. Yoni it was a hit. Yoni thank you so much. Wait, now we do a round of jitterbug. Okay. Here we go ready jitterbug Jitterbug Jitterbug we just go one at a time jitterbug

jitterbug Jitterbug, yeah, let me go. Okay go jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. You gotta let me go. Okay, go. Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Okay, me. Jitterbug. One more time. Jitterbug.

Yay! Fantastic. Yoni, that was a great game. We will definitely revisit that one in the future. Do you think we'll be nominated for a podcast award for this episode? God, I fucking wish. If we're not, the system is corrupt.

It really is. All right, thanks for listening everybody for a podcast award for this episode? God, I fucking wish. If we're not, the system is corrupt. It really is. Alright, thanks for listening everybody. And thank you for submitting Three-Tures. If you'd like to submit one, we are freedomusa at gmail.com. We are also on Twitter. Not really.

We're also on Instagram. Are we on Twitter? I never post on Twitter. I never do either. We have a Twitter account, but we never use it. We used to use it for Three-Tures, now we just ask for the voicemails, for the Gmail. Why don't we get, we should get voicemails. We should get voicemails.

Turn this into a call-in pumpkin. Let's get a Google number. A Google number, yeah. I like it. Let's just use Scott's number. Yeah, just I'll give out my phone number. Just call him, leave a message. Call him any time of the day or night.

I never answer it anyway, so. Leave a long, long message. Go, like where you get cut off And you have to keep you have to call back to keep going do you ever answer your phone? I do it all the time you do you do it all the time. Yeah Yeah, I never answer it never I never answer why would anyone ever know there was one that I ignored Ignored ignored and it was from a bit those gibbets You know something say the say who's calling?

Some things say who he's calling. Who's calling? And it was like such and such bank. Who's Johnny? And then I was like, huh, well, I wonder why they're calling me. But then I just didn't, I didn't pick it up. And then the voicemail was a spam thing,

like your car warranty. And then I looked at it and it was actually, it said ban as if it was cut off by the thing. So you would think the bank is calling you. And it was like, yes. And then I was like, that is a fucked up scam. Scams and plans. I can't with scams.

Dude. Listen to Add to Cart for a scam story. Listen to Add to Cart about scam stories that we've been going through over here. I was saying to Janie, what is going to be the thing that tricks us when we are old people? I was wondering that too. How are the scams going to get us? You can't even imagine. There's going to be a whole new thing.

Don't you dare shut your eyes. Every once in a while someone will... A whole new thing. I'll get an email or something. Well, Cool Up got tricked by one the other day where it was like, your power is being turned off. Well, that's a good trick. Right, and it's like you're-

You like power. More power? Rrrrr. Is that, what do you wanna do? Rrrrr. Okay, but it was like your power is being turned off. She did not call them back. She sent it to me and said, is this a thing?

And then I sent it to the people. Well, yeah, I sent it to, yeah. The power people. The power people. You have to be so skeptical though. Red, green, blue. And they were like, no, you don't even have an account with us.

But like that, you have to be so- Every single thing. Well, what I found is like anything that comes in, you can Google it and within one second, it'll say like, no, this is a scam. You should not pay attention. Why is there no law? It's almost like there are. I think there are laws.

How do we get them? How do we get these laws? There's, I mean, one of the things I like is when you realize you can see, you can spot it obviously, like, there are certain markers like, well, Amazon is not gonna text me. Yeah.

You know, shit like that. But yeah, it's scary to think that there's gonna be something deepfakes maybe, I don't know. Right? Yeah, I don't know what it'll be, but like at this point we're one step ahead of them. We actually- But we're gonna slip up at some point.

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