Threedom - Threevisiting: That's The Power of DJs

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

Threevisiting on the Tues: Listen to the whole thing: Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about vodka tampons, the Titanic, and play No More Jockeys.  Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Unlock every episode of THREEDOM and THREEMIUM, ad-free, on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/merchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I don't think it is. Please allow me to introduce ourselves. I'm Lauren. I'm Paul. I'm Paul. Okay, so now whoever's listening doesn't know who Paul and Scott are. And I'm Lauren.

Oh, no. Oh, no, this is a disaster. I'm really stressed. We're kidding around, everybody. We're all Lauren. If you look up our voices, you'll know who our faces are. Honestly, it's true.

Honestly. Honestly. And I'm being totally candid with you guys. If you don't know our faces by now, what are you doing? You will never ever. Didn't you be 40 cover that? Were they just doing?

I hope so. Just exclusively cover. Yeah, they turned into a cover band. They were a good, like, reggae band, English reggae band. Sure. With the original songs and then they did, I can't help falling in love.

That was a big one. Was that for cocktail? Was it for cocktail? Was it for cocktail? Was it for cocktail? Was it for cocta? Was it for cocta? Was it a whole mischagana thing?

Was it a whole Michigan? Was it for cocktail? Was it for cocktail? Was it for cocktail? Because I feel like it was, I feel like it was Ficcate, but no one ever says. This is a debate that rages in music circles, was Shubi 40 Faccapta. And we wonder and we'll never know. The red red wine, of course they did.

Yeah, that was their first big one. Number one hit four or five years after it came out. Wow. Because a DJ in the middle of the country started playing it. And that's the power of DJs. That's the power of DJs. DJs can change music. cultural and influence people.

It's funny. Are you drunk? Yeah. Lauren, by the way, gets... I had a couple of drinks during the break. Lauren allows herself to get drunk for one episode of season. Yeah, I just like to get a little loose with it. She never tells us which it is.

No, and I didn't... But we figured out within the first two minutes. Yes. I put a vodka tampon in my butt in the bathroom. It was in your ass, you'd know. Is that a fun way to get drunk? I don't think so. I think it's a fun way to go to the hospital.

Oh, really? Well, because it gets you blackout drunk in like three seconds, doesn't it? I don't know. To put a vodka tampon up your butt, you would get blackout drunk. It goes right into your bloodstream. Because of your membranes. Insane in the membrane. But it can't be that much vodka.

The membranes in your butt. I'm going to look at, forgive me. Vodka tampon up. Forgive me, I'm going to look up vodka tampon. There's definitely a percentage of our listeners going, you guys are squares. You don't put vodka tampons in your ass every weekend. There are no, hold on. Please read a real website, not someone's blog.

There are people really taking their vodka straight up... Please don't read this on a mommy blog. There are no side effects from thinking it's ham out of your body. Why, it's probably a myth. So are people really taking their vodka straight up the vaguen or the Apoon? It's highly unlikely. A poon. A noon?

What? Are you making this up? Vigina or anus. Got it, got it, got it. First, any evidence of people actually doing this is purely anecdotal. It seems that most stories come by way. of a friend of a friend's cousin. Well, let's just do it and we'll tell it.

Well, yeah, come on. I like that. I'm going to put it in my... Put in a butt. You said a timer and we'll just see what happens. How drunk can I get? I do that... I never thought about it being an urban legend,

but it kind of makes sense because... Either way, it carries some major risks. Okay, here's... Either way. If you were able to successfully... How could you not be successful at it? It's easier than a pussy. It's easier than a pussy.

Even if you were able to successfully... We're able to successfully do this. Vodka tampons up your ass. You could do some... It's easier than a pussy. You could do some serious harm. A tampon may not hold a lot of vodka, but what it does hold... What it does hold gets into your bloodstream quickly because it bypasses your stomach.

Well, I even bothers it isn't absorbed by your stomach. You can't vomit it out if you've had too much. Yeah. That's why. Now I understand. There's the ouch factor to consider. Doesn't the idea of alcohol down there sound a little painful? Well, it absolutely is.

Alcohol is highly acidic and the mucus membranes in the Vajou and Rectu are thin and sensitive. Oh. And we thank God for that. Thin sane in the membrane. Vaju and Rectu, the twin sons of Drakou? Not only will it burn like Mr. Charles Dickens, but it could also potentially damage your mucose membranes. No, no my mucus. Not damage.

Don't damage my mucus. You know what? somebody that I know posted on Instagram somebody that you used to know well I actually still know them somebody that I still know posted on Instagram that they they have a lot of followers so people might know this person is that they um

did like a sort of TikTok health fix like they got a tip from TikTok for some hemorrhoids situation involving sugar I don't know what the whole situation was but it created abscesses and he almost died oh no oh he was he posted about it which that was really nice because because it's like people,

you know what you learn. You see these TikToks and these Instagrams and it just reads as facts. Like this will fix this or this is a good cure. Here's how to save your fruit. Like all this sort of bullshit that you see every day. And he followed one of them because he was just working and he's busy. He was trying to like,

let me just deal with this and whatever. I'm too busy. And I thought that, I mean, it happens. I'm too busy for preparation H. It happens. But anyways. Crazy, huh? Crazy stuff.

That's horrible. Everyone's horrible. Talk to the doctor. Don't make your own medical advice from TikTok. If you turned off the episode before we said don't put vodka tampons up your butt, then God save you. If you turned it off and went out and did that, I don't know what to say. We have to put a disclaimer on this episode. Listen to the whole thing.

Yes. Well, that should be on every episode. This episode of Freedom needs to be listened to in its entirety. Stop whatever you're doing. Do not be distracted while listening. Turn your chair to a wall. Stare and write down what we're saying and read it back. Well, that's...

That's that on that That's a hat on a hat How about a hat is a good idea Double hat? Well, because honestly hats get cold Well, especially in terms of comedy That's when it's used That's a hat on a hat

Yeah, like it's a bad thing It's so funny when someone walks in a door It's like, hello, I'm Mr. Hats. Yeah, I have two hats on. I'm laughing already. Oh, you know, my friend posted about this And I am curious if you guys have heard of this The Pocket Lady.

No. Anything? Anything? No. I'm scared about this. Okay, I knew what the pocket lady, and it seemed like a lot of her followers did not know about the pocket lady. The pocket lady was at my school carnival, and it's basically a mom or somebody. Was she invisible to other people?

No. Is the pocket lady with us right now? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa. She had a dress full of pockets all over it. Or like a sort of apron. So in her pockets that there were other pockets? Pockets all over. And then in the pockets were treats, like little toys and goodies.

She was like an advent calendar walking around. Exactly. You could use a ticket to get something from the pocket lady. So you punch her in the stomach and something comes out of her pocket. I think her vodka tampon pops out of her. She's like, oops. That's fine. I'm drunk.

My friend was trying to make a pocket lady costume. I don't know for what. I'm sorry. Wow. But wait, does she a nationally known figure? She was at her carnivals growing up. So I mean, I think it must be something that's kind of a... So you were familiar with the pocket lady.

She came to my carnivals. So she was a local, she went to every carnival? No, I think it's literally just a old wives tale about the pocket lady and people either do it or they don't. Hey, people, they're free to do it or not do it? If I have the opportunity to be at a school carnival for my child, I will be the pocket lady. Yeah, why not? It's fun. Yeah, it is fun.

You get to put all the fun toys in there and they get a ticket. Yeah, you know, you win a prize, you get a ticket, like you play games, you get tickets and then you can get a prize. So you use a ticket to get a ticket to get a? buy the tickets and then you use this to get prizes. No. Sometimes it's the opposite. If you play Steatball. Yes, then you get tickets.

If you play Sneatball. Sneatball gives you tickets. Sneatball gives you tickets. Sneatball is a game with a little... Have you ever had Sneatball? Where you throw the coconuts into the hole. Oh, I got tickets from Sneetball. Are you in Star Wars right now?

I got tickets from Sneatball. I got tickets from Skeetball. Sneetball. Do you remember how in the original Star Wars, how slowly Harrison Ford talks? I know. Yes. Listen, kid. This is the fastest ship in the galaxy.

We don't have time like that. Today. Hard six. Let's hear it faster. Come on, bro. You know, on his new show, he's got to talk a little faster. That's for damn sure. No.

What if 1883 was a lot like? What's that show called? Oh, 1923. Okay. Well, there's the other one is 1830. He's on that too? No, Sam Elliott. What if his show was like?

the West Wing where everyone was talking and walking really fast in 1933. Shrink. On a range. Shrink. What is it with you? You don't want to recognize the year, 1923. I don't care. Wait, what's the name?

I don't care. What's the name of the show he's on? 1923. Shrink. It's called shrinking. Shrinking. Oh, yeah. Tim Bolls.

What if, yes. What if Trump did what? Remember when Trump couldn't remember when the plague was? And he kept saying the movie. What's the movie, 1929 or whatever? The one that's all in one. take. Why is he referencing the plague a lot?

Yeah, he kept saying like 1917 instead of 19, whatever it was. It was, it was. When the last 19, wasn't it 1918? Because it was like 100 years later. He was off by a year.

Yeah. But he kept saying 1917 because of the movie. It was very terrible. It was all in one shot. Speaking of shots. It was all in one shot. Don't do it. Speaking of speaking slowly.

Last night we watched. a documentary about Peter O'Toole, my favorite actor. Oh. Were you in it? No. And I kept looking for myself. And you're like, sure I'm going to pop up. But he's my favorite.

Yeah. Yeah. They must have filmed me. I'm not familiar with him. What would I? Oh, man. I'm on Google. I'm really fast.

Maybe you've heard of Lawrence of Arabia. I have. My favorite year, which I saw on a plane projected from the back of the, on a little projector. Oh, wow. Those were the days. Wait, he was Bay. Oh, he was Bay.

Oh, Peter O'Till was Bay. Dude. Bay. Looking like a snack. And I'm looking at a current picture. He's making me... He's just leaving me gagging for it. He's riszed out.

By the way, not a current picture because the man is... He has passed away in 2013. Yes. Yeah. But he was looking like a snack when he was alive. He was looking like a sack for a long time. He was looking like a sack? Like a nut sack for the last...

He looked like a snack. That's the thing about life. You start off looking like a snack. It comes for all the snacks. Comes for all the snacks. Yeah. Time comes for all the snacks. So they're interviewing various people.

One of the people they're interviewing is Kenneth Brana, who talks about how slowly and deliberately Peter O'Toole talks in Lawrence of Arabia. Then they show a clip where it's not that at all. He's citing. And he's been like basically like fucked by the editors on this. Yeah. Well, it's his fault. He even cites like the dialogue.

When he says this and it's really drawn out and they show it it's not drawn out at all. And are they doing it to fuck? He was wrong. They're just going, well, let's just show it. I thought you were saying the editor intentionally put in a scene where he talked really fast.

And he's like, even, whee-w-de-bib-de-bib-de-be-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-lewis-fibing. Lawrence of Riebebebe! That's the best. God, I would love it if he were alive to do that sketch. Tim Robertson? No, no. 55 hot dogs.

55 hot dogs. 55 bans. 55 taters. 55. French fries. What are his other good movies besides my favorite year in Lawrence? Oh, Lion in Winter, which is an adaptation of the play. Tim and Catherine Hepburn.

What is he live? Young Anthony Hopkins, young Timothy Dalton. Timothy? Leader of the time lords, Timothy Dalton? That's right. Russell on himself. Wow. Yeah.

I don't get it, but I'm happy for you guys. Thank you. That's all we ask. I know. I want everyone to know that. Guys, I made it through the Jody Whitaker seasons. I'm on the other side and I'm all caught up. Is that Dr. Who?

Yes. Well, when they had a female doctor, you didn't like that? Unfortunately, no. Well, shit. You know what? It kind of, it sucked because she was the first woman to be, to do that role and the stories were not good. The stories were bad.

That's not on her. That's why it's unfortunate. That is unfortunate. Yeah, yeah. It got better by the end, though. I will say, like each season got better. Yeah, yeah. And now the original guy's back, right?

Yeah, yeah. Russell T. DeVis is back. Man, I'm up to the David Tennant years. Yeah. Those stories are so good. Yeah. It's like some of the stuff is legit scary. Oh, yeah.

It's great. It's really good. Lauren, you don't care. Look, look, I might have to do newcomers about it. You have basically like 55 years to watch. I could make a list for you if you were to do that. I have actually... I'm open to it because I have actually...

I don't know what... There's many... I mean, you know... I've actually ranked every episode of the modern Doctor Who... Wow. And wrecked every season. Every episode?

Because I was giving it to Jason because he started getting into it and it helped him like figure out which episodes to watch. Yeah. Because he found it very overwhelming. Oh, of course. And I ranked the theme songs,

which season had a best... Oh yeah. Absolutely. I feel like 2010. I will tell you exactly which one has the best... Lauren literally staring into space. Well, I was thinking about... Well, that's where Doctor Who lives, so I get it.

I was looking for him in his telephone booth. I know something. You know that much about it. Best theme song is season four. Let's hear it. Cue it up, Sky. Do you mean series four? Series four?

Series four. Worst theme song, the first Jody Whitaker season. It's so, it's so quiet. How dare they give her a bad theme song? I know. Everything about it was so disappointing. It's not cool. It's not cool.

It's not right. It's not right, but it's okay. I may write my definitive ranking of the doctors, of all of them. Of all of the doctor? Because you've been watching since the beginning.

Yes. Wow. Since black and white days. I'm going to do my definitive ranking of every episode and character of State by the Bell. Okay. No, I'm not.

And I bet you if you Google it, it already exists. You probably exist. I won't do that because I don't care. Off the top of your head, who is the best character and who's the worst character? Top my head? Yeah.

I'd say best character. We're looking. looking out a little thing called Jack Morris probably. Worse? He's the hottest. He was hot, right? Worst character, screech. Yeah.

Rest and power, King. If anyone else... Rest and screech powers. Rest and screech powers. Oh, is his last name is Screech powers? Oh, is his last name powers? Yeah. Screech is a pretty good game for a dorky character.

People always think it was screech crackers, but it was screech power. I thought neither. What? I'm just kidding. People always think it. It's not people always think. He's the name of Screech Crackers. Risp.

To a real one. Yes, breast and screech powers. It's too sad. It's too sad. It's too sad. Jesse was a tough character, too. Let's be honest. Tough.

Yes. In terms of like... She's a feminist. It's just like, shut up. Jesse Spano? Yeah. How do you know that? I've watched one episode for April Richardson's podcast.

That's right. She's coming back with it. I saw something about that, actually. Yes. And she put them behind her. Patreon Paywall. Everyone should go do that. I got updates.

Every minute. Yeah. I would wake up there to be like 30 emails from her Patreon. That's crazy. It's crazy. I said you're crazy. You're out of your mind, woman. You're mad woman.

I saw Elizabeth Berkeley in the Virgin Megastore once. That's cool. And I had this same exact thing with Sandra Bullock where like I've seen them on screen being like, oh, yeah, fine, not, you know, I'm not into it. And then you see them in person and it's the most beautiful. beautiful person you've ever seen in your life. And you're like, oh my lord. She's stunning.

Back in showgirls days. I think she was filming this movie at that time. When I worked at Tower Video, she came in with Paul Verhoeven. Whoa. And they have their fucking arms wrapped around each other. Interesting. Well, I have celebrity gossip. Oh, okay.

Is it a gossip or just you saw someone. Someone saw her on a plane. Someone did. For sure. For sure, many people have seen her on a plane. I once was at birds after a UCB show. No, honestly. You really?

I really was. Okay, let's hear them out. Okay, the restaurant next to UCB, everyone goes to all the time? Yeah, right. And this is not a story because I'm not going to say on Mike, but I saw two cast members of a cult favorite TV show arm in arm, and I don't think it, and like sort of like cozying up. Canoodling?

Canoelling? I don't think it ever came out that they dated. Dang. I'm always, you know, kind of impressed when people are. are able to, like if two stars of a show are able to keep that under wraps. When two stars flocked around and they keep it under wraps. Yeah. Under wraps.

Like, you know, you know who didn't do that on Dexter. Oh, yeah. Was Dexter? Bro and sis. And Dexter. And that's so complicated from my brain. Yeah. They played brother and sister.

But in real life, they were having sex. And then they got married, right? They did. And then they got divorced. And I saw him at the bowling alley. I told that story. What they didn't tell anyone is they actually were brother and sister. Oh.

Oh, and then on a show they got married. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And it was too confusing. And they had to pretend they were married in real life, but they were like, this is weird. We're brother and sister. You know what I think I might be ready for a rewatch of?

Six feet under. Oh, yeah, it's good. So good. That last year is. I love to revisit that world. Honestly. Of sadness. The most wonderful people.

Characters that I hold in my heart. I actually do. Honestly, after watching Muriel's wedding with Arden. Yeah. I was reminded of how good. Rachel Who's in that movie? Oh, Rachel Griffiths.

Oh, yeah, she's amazing on 6'500. No, the acting is so good. Well, I saw it for the first time like five years ago. Yeah. Oh, then you're ready for a rewatch? I loved it. You have Batman to watch. I don't want to watch Batman.

I don't want to watch Batman. But I will. This woman watched Batman. What would you do? What would you stop her from watching Batman? This bitch is watching it from the beginning. This sad bitch is watching Batman. What would you do if you said?

Would you knock her upside her head to get her to stop? Would you slap the taste out of her mouth? Would you put it up your ass if you knew it was there? What? Put it up your eyes if you knew it was there. All right, we have to take a break. Scott, Lauren, just sit there quietly while I talk to you about this. Okay, I don't want any of your nonsense.

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Well, what would you like to know? Okay, well, let me tell you something about myself and I'll see if you relate. Okay, I like. I like things too. I like. What's that song? I like. I can't remember any example, but it's permeated through my brain.

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Goodbye Nope sorry Not a word Paul you're not allowed To talk I'll see you guys In 2024 Zip your lip

And don't ever unzip Zip Your lip Don't ever run zip Okay You have to go And close your lip I don't like you

Because you made a mistake And you have to go And step on a rake And it will hit you in Your stupid face And then I laugh and laugh. I will go and race to the store.

I liked when you... I liked when you said you made a mistake. I don't like you anymore. Yeah. Yeah. What were you going to say, though? That's really how it is.

Being off-struck by someone. One mistake in there. They're out of my life. Step out of my life. What would you do if you saw this bitch make a mistake? What would you do if you heard this bitch say the wrong word? If you saw this miserable bitch, say the wrong word. On a podcast.

on a podcast on a podcast this bitch what do you kill what do you kill sure of a little shunner yeah that's that the guy from

Ferris Wheeler no no no that's what I was thinking Alan Ruck when he does Alan Ruck Norm whoever the sausage king

it's the guy from when I did West Side's sorry by the way so we did personal ref we did a thrilling adventure hour

show this past Saturday great and Richard kind was one of the guest star. Oh my god. So funny. Delightful. Richard kind. Yeah. Great. That's it. And after the show, I'm standing by, like we get off stage.

You're standing by, just like the proud voice. Standing by, standing down. I'm standing like right inside the backstage and talking to somebody and there's these stairs that lead down to the dressing rooms. Spooky. and then all of a sudden fucking Alan Ruck appears wow

and he like looks around and he's like hey great job oh someone should do you do do do do do and then right behind it it went boom bough bon bomb

bong bong bong bong oh yeah oh someone should put those songs together yeah

they actually would fit together really well someone should do it oh yeah by yellow yeah and then the succession succession theme by also by yellow. Dang.

Dillit, Dillit, Dita, Dita, I have to post online me, helping out with the succession thing.

I have to post online that I did on my show. Yeah. I played the ring. I want to post online me. Just pictures. Wait, so. What the fuck?

So Ruck shows up. Rock shows up and then. Ruck comes out of the stairway. Muriel Enos, his wife. Oh, yeah. Oh my gosh.

She's so good on Odencirk's new show. Oh, Lucky Hank, which I have not seen yet. Yeah, it's really good. She was taller than I. He was shorter. He was shorter.

I only seen him IRL. You thought she was 2.9. I thought she was 2.9. She's a solid 3-1. I saw him at DaV-D-Vinci code? D-D-D-D-D-S.

It's a deli in Studio City. This is a bitch Can't get her words out. What would you do? Come on, come on, come on, come on. Tomato. The deli in Studio City? On Ventura.

There's two of them. There's another one in the city as well. The one by the bowling alley? Delmonicos? No. It's got a big. D and then they actually just shut down. Now there's a Sephora there and they're some other.

Come on. I don't know. Oh, Dupar's? Yeah. Oh, Dupar. Not a deli. That's a pie shop. Diner.

If anything. Didn't I say diner? You said deli. You said deli. Oh, shit. Dumb bitch. I made a mistake and I'm a step on a rake and I will go everywhere until they take my body away because I'm dead.

Why did you say that? I saw Alan Rock at Dupar's. Oh, crazy. And that's a crazy. crazy story. That's gossip. That is gossip. Please don't gossip. And that's gossip. So, so, wait, so they, they were there. So they were there. That was like an odd thing. They just walked down to, I didn't know they were together. I think, yeah, they're married. They didn't mean to enter that building. They're like, where are we? What is this? They were, they did seem, he seemed to kind of

confused. She seemed to know, I guess she saw his experience. So he was like, I'm not going to be, I'm not going to be dumb like him. This was the bourbon room in Hollywood. Oh, okay. But that is not my story. That was just a sidebar. I like it. Thank you. Here's my story about being star-struck. That was good enough to be the story. But listen to this. Being awestruck by someone in like a sort of crushy way. Yeah.

It happened to me with two people that I interviewed, many years apart. One was Summer Glow who was in Firefly. Firefly, yeah. That I never really had, like I watched that show and she's pretty. I never had a thing for her. But for some reason, in person, I was like kind of flustered. It really caught me off. Fall.

I mean the summer. Wow. And the other one was Mary Steenbergen. Oh, I've been on her. I think she's beautiful. She is. I did, but like behind the scenes. I'm the only one.

I said it. Like I was like, I think. I think she's actually a view. Yeah. I did behind the scenes interviews for stepbrothers. Oh, okay. And I interviewed her and she was just like, I was absolutely flustered. Yeah.

She's fun. hung out with her and Ted dance it a couple of times and it's they're both so great do they ever stop talking about the ocean no and i was like just go live there if you love it so much stop bothering me they're they think the ocean's got trash in it and they're like me i'm going to get the grain out of the okay it doesn't and the ocean is huge yeah so we can afford to put a lot of trash in there if there's if there's one paper cup in there sorry what we should be doing is filling lakes with trash so it gets like set up into a little area that's kind of like

it stays still. It's all in the place. Trash belongs in the water. And then once a month you skim it. Wherever there's water, we should throw trash. Whatever there is water. Throw your trash in your bathtub.

Do they think it'll have come to the point where they start making like trash buildings where it's just like a skyscraper out of trash in like Nebraska or something. They're just like let's go to a wheat field and just put like a huge land like a fucking like 5,000 floor. Why not? Trash pile.

They should do that now. They should. It's a good idea. Yeah. Compress it. Oh, my God. Compress it, make it solid. Yes.

I only use things. But you can still see what the trash used to be. Well, that's so you can have fun looking at it. Yes. Like there's a teddy bear in there and like some fast fashion. Depeche Mode. How many teddy bears? Do they say a song called fast fashion?

No, I thought that's what it means. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Ha ha! I didn't know that. Ha! Lauren has a new personality, right?

What a funny. thing to say. That's cute. But that was before it was really a thing. Ha ha! Well, it was probably a thing, but it wasn't an issue. How many teddy bears do you think just get straight up thrown in the trash? Oh, my God.

You know what? Would you recycle a teddy bear? I donate teddy bears. If you were paid to do it? Oh, if I were paid to do it, absolutely. I think teddy bears should be on like a sort of hand-me-down basis until it gets the point that it's like nothing and then it should be burned it like the flag. Exactly.

Yeah. Yeah. And you can't let it touch the ground. No. Remember the days when you could burn all your trash? How great that was. I still do it every day. Love it.

I burn nothing but plastic. Every time I have a plastic container, I burn it. Yeah. Yeah. I love throwing it like a gallon milk jug in there. Yeah. Just lighting it on fire. It smells.

And it's so good for the neighborhood. And I'm just like, because everyone's like, someone barbecuing. It's like, nope. Yeah. Everybody comes over their mouths are watering and like, yep, I'm burning milk jugs. Do you use glass milk jugs? Do you drink milk? I don't drink milk because I'm a grown adult.

Yeah, I only have milk because of the child. Yeah, I started to realize we have to start buying milk or something in a few months. She needs those strong bones. Can they drink oat milk? They can, but there's different vitamins. I always fell over. Different vitamin properties available and different types of milk. What's the right combo?

You need to look it up for yourself and decide. I simply can't give this information on a podcast. Yeah. I can't give us information on a podcast. I can't tell people what kind of milk. You don't want to be a TikTok liar. To feed their kids. No, no, no.

Make them get ulcers in their anus? Oh, my god. Ow, my anus. My anus? My anus? My, my anus. Socket to my anus? Suck it to me.

That's exactly it. Yeah. Would you go to space for $100? Yep. We've already talked to this one million times. $100. Okay. Would you go in that submarine?

No. Oh my God. The one, and knowing it was going to implode the way it did. No, no. Even if it were. If they said it would never. never happen and they actually knew that and you could see the future and you knew you'd get back. Would you do it? I don't know if I would. I don't know. I wouldn't. Even if it was like the James Cameron,

I think I'd be so scared. They said there's no seats and there were no seats and there were no seats. But how long is it supposed to go? Like how long were they supposed to be down there? I would think it would take a while to get down there. Was it supposed to be a one day excursion? Maybe it was one day and you have no seats and you're just kind of like lying down looking under the seat. I saw like it was only supposed to be one day. Video of it and I thought they were supposed to sleep there. The toilet that was just like... What if you had die-dye? Then you are not... They have a sign.

Yeah. It's like the pool. They sort of police what you eat right beforehand. Yeah. So if you... That whole story is so tragic, but... It's enraging. I would be so afraid.

It's enraging. I also, you know, one thing about submarines... That's my big fear, though, is to die. Like, anytime I see a movie that's set in space and they're like, oh, no, this thing broke. Yeah. And we can't get back to Earth. I just... That in being underwater.

and trapped and knowing you're going to die is just like my biggest. That's my biggest fear. Other than falling down the stairs or my two biggest things. Every fear I have is on the list and those are on there as well. I have a fear that's like that

where I'm afraid of being attacked by a big long-headed alien whose spit is acid. Well, that's really scary. Yeah. One thing I just want to say about submarines. There's a movie you should stay away from, by the way. I think I know what you're talking about, which one.

You should stay away from. You should stay away from. What is it called? Alien to the third power. Alien cubed. Can I just say one thing about submarines? Yes. Only one and then we're going to stop you.

I know, that's it. There's a new three-cher. Everyone says one thing about something about submarines. They bolt you. Okay, you each get one. So think about what you're going to say. Okay. But not while I'm talking.

I got mine. They each, they each, they bolt the, uh, from the outside. Yeah. And they put 17. There's 18 bolts and yet they do 17 of them. And I wonder, why is that? I heard about this. I did not hear about that.

And I did not hear about that. And I, the idea. The idea that you're being bolted in from the outside and that even if the thing popped up to the surface of the water, you wouldn't be able to get out. You wouldn't be able to get out. But don't they have, don't they have the porthole where they're like, I don't like an Indiana Jones, he jumps on one. Periscope? I just don't know. You know, how he jumps on one at one point.

No, he doesn't. I mean, yeah, he's holding on to the periscope, but he has to get in. He said, porthole. And can I just say, for the record? What I mean is the thing that you turn the wheel. Yes, the hatch. So sorry here. I don't think they have that.

Richard Hatch. Hatch. Yes, people were really talking about how they were based upon the submarine opening. That's right. Oh, there was, I forgot there was two Richard Hatches. There was the Battlestar Galactica guy from our youth and then the survivor. And then the naked guy. Yeah.

The naked guy. I forget. But it was cool. Was it soy bomb? Oh, my God, soy bomb. Oh, we love you, soy bomb. We love you. Oh, where is soy bomb?

Honorary Pispig. But I just want to say people are probably like, that submarine thing happened a million years ago. We're not recording so far in advance. It also happened a million years ago here. It's over. It's over. Okay, now we all have to...

Because you know, when it's like we're talking about current events. In case you think this is too long ago to talk about, it is. Yeah, it is. We know it is. It already is. Now, we have to say our one thing about it. Okay, I want to hear. They're shaped like horseshoes.

Okay. That's not true. What? And Paul? So the second I said, you have to say something, you said, I got mine. Yeah. And you just had a lie. It's not a lie if you actually think it.

That's really a fucked up way to lie. All right, here's mine one thing. All right. They fucking stink. Yeah. You know it's bad. You know it smells like fucking sweet. Yeah, even the outside smells bad.

It's true. It smells like old pool water. I think about these fucking rich guys that Yeah, who want to do all these. They either want to explore the ocean and they want to explore space. They always have to do it. There's existing entities that you could be a part of.

Yeah. But they're like, no, I have to build it and be the boss of it. So because is there. even though I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Was there already a James Cameron built thing to see the day? Yeah. Because he saw it. Yeah, but he like,

but it already existed. He researched. He is somebody who made his own money, like wasn't born in a money. Right. And in an industry where safety was a thing that's talked about all the fucking time. Yeah. Because he's got a boss and he's responsible to somebody.

Yeah. You know? And that's the crucial difference. Yeah. And then these guys are just like, I was nuts. This fucking guy first wanted to build. a rocket. He wanted to go to Mars.

And then he was like, well, that's not that profitable. So I'm going to go to do the ocean instead. Yeah, that'll be my fun little business. But it's really wild because we have the movie Titanic. You can see all the things. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And that's it's better. We watched it the other day.

Did you? Yes. It's three hours. Yeah, it is. Did you get any nuances? Contact time? No, wait. Just to talk about the 90s for a quick second. I recall seeing that movie. The entire, like, Yes, starting in 1990 and then going to 99? Mm-hmm.

Up to 2000, actually. I saw it in theaters and I recall there being an intermission because it was three hours. Is that something that used to happen? I just remember that. That did not happen. I don't remember with Titanic, but that was a thing that used to happen, but not with Titanic. Okay, because I, maybe my theater did. Unless the theater was like, we're going to do this out of the kindness of our hearts or something,

they just stopped the movie in the middle of it. Because I don't remember that ever happening in my life, but I were, I associate it Lawrence of Arabio, which you were talking about earlier, has a great intermission. Yeah, yeah. Ben-Hur. The one time I've seen it in a movie that technically normally didn't have it was the hateful eight, Quentin Tarantino, did a 70-millimeter centerama dome version that had an intermission and gave out programs and all like that stuff.

What were you going to say? Where do you want to go then? If the bottom of the sea is so you're not good enough for that or it's not good enough for you. How do we get there? Where are you going to go? Oh, so you're not committed to building your own submersible. We weren't talking about Titanic.

You were talking about Titanic. You just rewatched it. Because my friend Nicole Parker is on Broadway right now on Titanic. Yeah. And so, but not discussing it. Janie just put it on. And I was like, oh, I'll watch this with you because we should watch. She gets one free pass a day to put on whatever.

And by the way, when you said you were giving her a free pass, you meant like to have sex with a celebrity. Wait, what? She took it to me and putting on Titanic without asking you. And you just thought it incorrecter. That's, ain't that the way that men do things? Giving their wives free passes. What would men do?

What would a man do if his bitch wanted to fuck? That movie is pretty much exact. I have not seen it since it was in theaters. Yeah. I remember pretty much everything except for the evil butler that is, I don't remember that. Cal's henchman. Anti-Alfred.

He's an anti-Alfred. Wow, you'll get this soon. I get it now. And he weirdly has a, he gives too much of a shit about Jack Dawson. You know what I mean? Like, what is he got? That poor little under the ship kid.

He's so loyal to Billy Zane that he's like, he actively hates this guy. It's so stupid. It's because he's hot. And then also there's so many false endings with, you know, at the end where, at one point it's like, this is clearly, okay, it's almost over. And then, oh, no, they still have to run back into the boat with Billy Zane shooting at them.

Yeah. No, the boat's already syncing. The boat's sinking, we don't need some guy with a gun. Yeah, yeah. You know, like, it's already a bad situation. Let's raise the stakes. Wow. All right, we have to take a break.

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We played this before, and I guess we didn't play it entirely correctly. We're going to try to play it correctly. So we'll try to play it correctly. It's all about, it's, it's not about if we're playing it correctly or not correctly. It's about our fun while we play it. And if we're not having fun, then we've played it correctly. You know what? If we're not having fun, then you probably are.

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He says this is also a popular game from Taskmaster. The British show. I say, Mr. Dickens, are you going to write another story? A very good British show. Christmas is coming, Mr. Dickens. Do you have another carol? Oh, God. Okay, here's the rules, the basic rules.

Thank you. This game has its own wiki, by the way. Oh, that's just a little too much. Player orders determined by coin toss. Players take turns naming a person. We're not going to toss a coin, by the way. We don't carry cash. Okay.

Freedom is a cashless podcast. That's right. Generally, a celebrity or other well-known person and a category that person fits. Subsequent plays must not breach any of the categories. It's already... But here's what it is. We name a person example is Kanye West,

and we say, no more rappers. And I say, Albert Einstein. No more scientists. Now, we can't name anyone who's a scientist or a rapper at this point. So then... That's great. And I would say, Merrill Streep, no more actresses. And now you're fucked.

And now we're playing the game. And I would... We're in it. We got it. We tricked ourselves into playing the game. This is it. We're starting. And I would say Annie Leibowitz, no more photographers.

Okay. Now, can I say Peter O'Toole, no more actors? Yes. Yes. John F. Kennedy, no more president? Mm-hmm. John Wilkes Booth, no more people

who have assassinated presidents. Okay. Mm-hmm, hmm-hmm. Um, Albert Fish, No more cannibals. His name, he should have just eaten fish.

But his name was fish. Yeah, I guess. So he's like, start eating himself? That would have made him feel more like a cannibal. Oh, my God. Maya Angelou, no more writers. Oh, writers in general.

Not even poets, but writers. Writers. Dang. Very broad. Okay, fine. Poets, poets, poets. No, no, no, that's all right. Bob, oh, no, I can't say him.

Because you said writers. You almost said him. Good. Good. This is why it's hard. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. None taken. Babar, no more elephants.

Okay. Marge Simpson, no more cartoon characters. That Velociraptor from your movie, I forget his name, but Chris, whatever his name is, is always petting him. Ducky.

Ducky. No more dinosaurs. Yeah. Okay, I say Barney. Actually, I can. Barney Rubble, no more cavemen. Wait.

That's a cartoon. That's a cartoon. You're out. Oh, he's out? Oh, God. Okay, we're playing that seriously. Or this says first to name someone who falls, loses. So we can just say that he's a loser.

No, why don't you guys just keep going here. Okay, okay, okay. You don't want to be a loser? I already am. Aw. Tesla, no more inventors. I thought we, oh, no, that was, who did you say Albert Einstein was? Scientist.

Scientist. Tesla is a scientist. Fuck. I win. Oh, my. I win. Okay, let's do it again. Okay.

Right. Reverse order. Hold on a second. Here's something interesting. Yeah. The game continues until a play. are challenges that a name fits in an early category. We did that.

If a player concedes to a challenge, the game is over and the challenger wins. Following the naming of a category, a player can ask name another to have their opponent name another person who falls into that category. Oh. If a person fails to name another,

so you could have said, name another, and I would have had to name another scientist. And I would have said Stephen Hawley. You would have had to name another inventor who's not a scientist. That's what you mean? No. Like someone who would pass the test?

I don't know what I mean. I just read what was on the... All right. Because I feel like what I'm saying is harder. And not the rules. Okay. I feel like what I'm saying is more like a game where it's like, oh. We do this all the time where we try to change the game and then...

I know, but you're like, you'd be like, nope, you didn't get it and go, well, then name another. And then you'd be like, I can't because I can't think of someone who fits that category as well. It's inventor. No. Laura, why don't you start us off? Okay. Um, Kara de Levine, no more models. Barney Fife, no more policemen.

Mickey Mouse, no more cartoons. Um, uh, Anne Hathaway, no more actresses. Johnny Bench, no more baseball players. Okay. Harry Callas, no more baseball announcers. Dennis Rodman, no more basketball players. Mr. Bean, no more funny people. Okay.

Kim Jong-un, no more dictators. Donald Trump, nobody who is in Home Alone, too. Nobody. No bar. No more people's who was in Home Alone, too. Joe Pesci. Oh no. Yeah, you're out.

You're out. I literally. Because it made me think of Joe Pesci. I forgot he was in Home Alone 2. But I made me think of him because he was in Home 1-2. Okay, so the specifics are kind of good. But name another. Name another person who wasn't in Home Alone 2.

Oh, Daniel, what's his last name? Oh, my God. Why would you go first? McCleigh Culkin. There you go. Okay, I'm out. There you go. Why would I do that?

See, it was hard enough. It was hard. All right. Okay, so I get, I get it, I get it. I get it, I get it, I get it. I get it, I get it, I get it. Mario and Dreddy, no more race car drivers. Excuse me.

I'm so parched. Saying McCulley Culkin made me so thirsty. David Byrne, no more singers? Neil? Armstrong, no more space travelers. Neil Lane, no more ring salesman. From the Bachelorette. I can't say Jostens.

De Beards? The beers. The hoagies and grinders. Oh my God, he's losing it. Pete or Beauty, no more piano players. Okay. Sally Jesse Ref. no more talk show hosts

Michelle Obama no more first ladies Megan Markle no more former royalty she's smart I guess she were yeah

you can do current I left that open for you hey thank you but you can't do funny people oh has anyone gotten in the way of that no one's done no one's funny that you know what

I technically did I guess because Pete Bar Beauty was a community was a medium. Oh, he was? You're out and I win. No, he's not out because you can call him on it. Oh, shit. Okay. You got to challenge him. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Johnny Appleseed. No more gardeners. Okay, it should be easy enough.

Constant, et cetera. Babaduke, no more fictional. No more Babadook. No more queer icons. I'm big those fairies. Walter Cronkite, no more news people. Walter E. Smith, no more furniture sellers. Who's this? Walter E. Smith, E.

The entertainment we build it. Okay. I guess that answers my question. Should we put timers on it? It's hard. One, two, three, four, five. We don't want it. Are you counting down from something? Yes. One, two, three, four.

Shinso Abe, no more prime ministers. Okay. He's too funny. Prince William. No more current royalty. Vince William? Prince. Prince. Prince.

Well, I guess he, is he still a prince or does he get promoted? Prince. No, he still is a prince. Okay. Yeah, still a prince. When the crin stole Christmas? Yeah. Once the cring dies, then he becomes cring. Do you think if, by the way, he passes away,

Harry suddenly is like, hey, everything's all good with us. I thought he never leave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do think that. Everything's cool, right? I mean, all that stuff about me being. I think that.

Um, but be, bo, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, Okay, I think the game is Captain Kangaroo. No more captains. Okay. Um, Mr. Rogers, no more PBS show characters. Um. He's a character. Can't say Captain Phillips.

Can't say it. Nor is the guy who in the middle becomes a captain. He's a captain. I know. but you didn't have to cut me off All right I honestly think this game is It's the point where as a listener

You have to go Who would you say If you like pick any person in the world Pick any person Yeah Yeah just pick someone Who would you say Pick any person in the world

Who would you say who fits all those categories Julia Child I think you got it But I think she was a PBS host She was funny And she was so funny You're up And I went

You're out of But challenge her Name another Another what PBS We don't know what we mean Oh the frugal gourmet Oh

Fuck Paul She got your ass She smoked your ass Frugal gourmet style Make out like I never Frugal my gourmet Your name Hey could you

Frugal my gourmet Please What would you do I'd like to frugal her gourmet What would you do If you saw Frugal the gourmet If you saw

Gourmet being frugal What would you do? Well, guys. That's it. I'm sure we played it wrong still. And that's why you listen. And that's why you listen. I bet I played it.

I'm sure I played it wrong. Not well. Played it slowly. He said, shut the fuck up. He said gay rights. So look, if you want to write to us, send us a three church. You can send it to

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Oh my God. Please, please come to my show at Lodd Room in Highland Park Sunday, July 9th. I don't know why it's so hard to sell tickets to this fucking show. It is a great show. Everyone's out of town. July 9th? Yeah. You know how the, the,

holiday weekends just like started expanding to the week before and the week after. I have not noticed that. But I'm saying stop that practice. And get to this show. Come to the show. It's a variety of show. It's comedy music. Like I put so much work and love into this show.

It's really good. And it baffles me that I can sell out in other cities. But I, you know, it's such a. What the hell? A struggle. What the hell? But look, this show is good. Bobby?

Bobby. What the hell? I mean, look, I have a show coming up. Do you? In August, but I don't want to say what it is yet in case we haven't talked about it. But yeah. Okay. Beyond the lookout, Los Angeles.

And hey, this is Michael McDonald. I want to say, I have shows. Oh, for all this show me. With the doobies. And now the audience is just kids. Dubies for kids. Doobies for kids. I hope they don't ask us to explain what a doobie is.

I'm Michael McDonald, and I'm here with dubies for kids. Well, their last name was Doobie. They're the Doobie Brothers. We're giving kids a big fat spliff All kids need a spliff once in a while How bad was that recording that rerun did Going to be? It was a stupid recording

Recordable tape recorder Oh my god He just would have listened to it at home for fun A worth but he was being paid by some shady characters Yeah, that's true It would have been worthless I made one of crowded house in 1989 At UC San Diego

Oh no, Scott, they're here Oh shit The guys would say, whew, weo, weo. It's an ambulance. We're like that. It's a fat five. He's set there right. Goodbye.

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