Threedom - Threevisiting: The Flintstones Are Extinct

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul & Lauren discuss sneaking treats and Vegas before listening to voicemails from the fans.  Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail] us a voicemail asking us a question at hagclaims8.comFollow us on Instagram @ThreedomUSA.Listen ad-free and unlock bi-weekly THREEMIUMS on cbbworld.comGrab some new Threedom merch at cbbworld.com/merchSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm starting a line of women's weed. I love when products are gendered. Yeah. I just love that. Like douches. Hey everyone, welcome to 3Dim. They have those Hershey candy bars. They're those Hershey candy bars for women's bun.

What are the women's candy bars? They just, they highlight the word she in the middle of Hershey candy bars. They're those Hershey candy bars for women's bun. What are the women's candy bars? They just, they highlight the word she in the middle of Hershey. No! That's for real? Yes. And are they pink or something, or is it just purely the same bar?

The she is a color. I can't remember if it's pink or just another color, but it's just the she. On the actual bar, not the package. No, no, no, no, on the package. That's like at Halloween when Reese's Peanut Butter Cups highlights the E. Yeah.

They should do that. That I think is cute. They actually, they should add extra E's for Halloween. I think a Halloween gimmick is cute. I think a Christmas thing is cute. I think a breast cancer gimmick is cute. So cute. I think they should make gimmick is cute. So cute. I think they should make Reese's for blind people

and like cross out the C on Reese's. What? Like Ghostbusters. First of all, C? There's no C. No, it's not S-E-E, it's S-E apostrophe S. Reese's?

It's Reese's. Oh my God, we're gonna have this debate? Look, this is my people's pronunciation. We call it Reese's. Reese's-Pee-sees. But that's straight up doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. It makes all the sense in the world, darling.

Well, cause Reese's is spelled normal, darling. Yes, Reese's-Pee-sees. R-E-E-S-E apostrophe S-P-I-E-C-E-S. Reese's-Pee-sees. Shouldn't Reese's just lean into it and put out a brand called-A-P-O-S-P-I-E-C-E-S, Reese's Pieces. Shouldn't Reese's just lean into it and put out a brand called Reese's Pieces? They should. To make people happy, like, you know,

it could be east of the Mississippi if you want. They should do regional, yeah, they should do regional products in every area. They should put out. So whatever the accent is. Put them out side by side and see which sells better and then just change your name to whichever. Fun. Oh, that's a great idea. A permanent name change.

Permanent name change depending on what's on it. I thought it was just a fun promotion, but no, it's a permanent name change. I mean, I know we have talked about this. Valid's not bullet. I'm positive we have, but I loved when I got to vote on the new M&M color and I wish they would do some of that again.

What did you vote for, dear? Blue, I think. You think? I voted for black. Well, because now I'm thinking, well, I guess there were do some of that. What did you vote for, dear? Blue, I think. I voted for black. Well, cause I'm thinking, well, I guess there were a lot of cool options. Black M&Ms. Yeah. There are black M&Ms, aren't there?

Those are beans. Oh, shit. You're thinking of beans, stupid? I've been eating beans? You've been eating bags? Little bags of raw beans. And you think it tastes good? I think chocolate tastes horrible.

You think chocolate tastes horrible? Let me get this straight. You ate a bag of beans, thought it was chocolate, and now you're ready to render your judgment? It's the only chocolate I've ever had. Hmm. Did you ever bite, when you were a kid, did you ever bite into Baker's chocolate

and thinking it was gonna be good and then it turned out to be a horrible prank? But that's a real touch, though, than once. I never did it again. Oh, that's a real, oh, I did it four times after that. Really? You told me it was five? I was like, maybe I bit it in the wrong end.

This time for sure. The wrong end. Yeah. I used to eat clumps of brown sugar. Really? The tracks, the tracks. Yeah, it was really good. Just, when you say clumps, what do you mean? What do you say used to you mean?

Like Eddie Murphy? I would even like Eddie Murphy the clumps. That just means I would eat a lot. I can't believe that took me a second. I would climb up on the counter and get my little paws in the bag of brown sugar. How would you climb up on the counter? get my little paws in the bag of brown sugar. How would you climb up on the counter? Would you get a box or a ladder? I think I was able to do the push-up kind of thing.

Although there was a point where I was climbing up there to get these special cookies that my mom had that were some Keebler cookies that I wasn't allowed to have. Why not? They were hers. What does that mean? Because then I would eat them. Because I would eat them all and then they'd be gone. Oh, I see. So moms are allowed to have their own cookies. Moms need a Smart Wells. I'm marketing a Smart Wells cookie to moms.

And in the commercial, it's a mom hiding in a closet eating cookies like a haunted animal. So you used to climb up and there's a jar of brown sugar and you were just so sugar. Whoa, Lauren, are you getting a call? I love that song. Why is it so good? Did you write that song? Do not disturb.

It's so good. I did write that. That's my new song called, He's Calling. And it's all about- Jesus Christ. The rapture. He's calling. He's calling you home. That's Mike's friend Joey and this computer is connected to Mike's phone and every time

I'm doing a podcast Joey calls, I swear to God. Hey Joey, knock it the fuck off. I know you listen to this. And I have it on Do Not Disturb and it's still ringing. What's up with that? Ah Joey. Maybe Mike has to have it on Do Not Disturb. How you doing Joey?

That's what I always wonder. Oh, Joey. Maybe Mike has to have it on Do Not Disturb. How you doing, Joey? That's what I always wonder. What was your favorite treat to sneak? To sneak? I also snuck Flintstones vitamins. I like to eat chocolate chips out of the bag, of course. Nestle's Toll House chocolate chips. That's honestly when you're in a pinch,

that'll do for sure. Oh yeah, pig. And I like, who are you talking to? The pig, I'm saying that'll do. I also liked, you know, taking a spoon to a can of frosting. Oh yeah, that'll do it too. I used to be able to lick the beaters if my mom was making a cake.

You licked the beaters? That's what she said? Hey mom be able to lick the beaters if my mom was making a cake. You licked the beaters? That's what she said? Yeah. Hey mom, can I lick your beaters? Oh yeah, I always licked the bowl. Did you get Billy Vera's permission? Bleh! Oh!

Your mom didn't have frosting beaters? Oh yeah. No, no, I licked the bowl. That was a part of baking. And licking the bowls, yeah. You would never deign to lick the beaters? Is that what you're trying to say, Laura? I licked the beaters, I'm just not gonna say, I licked the bowl. That was a part of baking. You had never deigned to lick the beaters? Is that what you're trying to say, Lauren? I licked the beaters.

I'm just not going to say, I licked the beaters, you nasty. Oh, we heard her. Kevin, save that, save that. Save it. Save it, use it, release it, put it out there. And of course, as a child, I famously ate an entire bottle of Flintstones chewable vitamins.

No, see, those were really good. I would hide those in my drawer. They sure were, Lauren. So did it help with whatever vitamins? Yeah, did you get strong bones and stuff? Yeah. Oh my god, my bones were like diamonds. They were so hard. They were so dense. I used to jump out of buildings. Why don't they just make one Flintstone vitamin as big as the bottle? Yeah, and you could eat it. Like sit down with a knife and fork. That sounds really fun.

Maybe you could fry it. You know what? Coat it with some breading. Yeah. Yeah. My mom was very unhappy and she never bought those again. They were too good, honestly. I mean, like I have had them in more recent history, and they're not good. What? Like, as an adult, I ate it to see if it was really good. It's crazy that Flintstones, like, cornered the market.

They're still the same, aren't they now? I mean, I don't know if they still are now, but as it... They cornered the market on vitamins. ...when I was in high school. No other cartoon. Just one particular cartoon. You think SpongeBob didn't want to do vitamins so bad,

and they were like... Yeah. But they were like, brr. We can't horn in on the Flintstones market. You think the Fairly Oddparents didn't have a formula for vitamins that they couldn't use? You know that BoJack Horseman did. Do you think? Can I just say, they still have them,

and they also make them as gummies, which is really too good. Yeah. Gummy vitamins are great. A smorgasbord of Flintstones vitamins in various forms? I would make a charcuterie, like a candy charcuterie of Flintstone vitamins, gummies, Flintstone gummies, not real good gummies.

Who do you like to eat the most? I love to eat Fred. Who do they make? They make Fred, they make Barney. Fred, Wilma. Betty, Wilma, Betty Wilma. The babies. Bambam.

What about Betty? No, they have Pebbles and Bambam. But then they would be the same size as the other ones? All right, let me see. Yeah, they'd be the same size. Let me see. I'm gonna look at all the pictures. They should be to scale.

Oh my God, they look so gross. They're like the worst color. Okay, so they have Fred, Wilma, Bambam, the dinosaur, Dino. They have Barney, Wilma, Bam Bam, the dinosaur, Dino. They have Barney, Wilma, and Bam Bam. No Betty? I mean Betty, Barney, Betty, and Bam Bam. Okay.

No Pebbles. I didn't realize they all, no, they do have Pebbles. I said Bam Bam twice, I don't know. They got the babies, the mom and dad, the baby, and the dinosaur, okay? The moms, the dads, the babies, the dinosaur. No Mr. Slate? The end.

Yeah, what's up with Mr. Slate? What about the, what's his name? The Great Gazoo or whoever? There's not enough flavor options to put the gazoo in there. But I don't remember them being different flavors. I remember them all being the same. Well, they're different colors.

There's like a dusty red. There's a dusty dirt orange. Beautiful dusty colors. Yeah. I do remember that. I love the texture. We have to, we have to read a message from our sponsor, Flintstones vitamins, by the way. And Flintstones wanted to say they are welcoming everyone with a new subscription package.

You can get 5,000 cans sent to your house every month with the code BUTTMUNCH. You know, people talk a lot about yabba dabba doo, but what about yabba dabba dee, as in vitamin D? You need more of it. What about yabba dabba don't as well? What about yabba dabba don't forget to take your vitamins? Isn't it weird that the Flintstones are extinct?

It's so strange that... They are bones. Their entire family line is extinct. Yeah, they're dust. All of their descendants were raised from the earth. Well, hold on. There must be somebody descended from the Flintstones. No, they're all gone.

There has to be one. Like, can 23andMe go back to my caveman ancestry? I think Roger Stone, Sharon Stone, of course. Of course. Stone Phillips. Stone Phillips. Was he the Scudsman? The Rolling Stones. No, that was Arthur Kent. I'm sorry. The Rolling Stones are just...

All of them. Stone Devil Pilots. They're brothers. People don't realize that. Yeah. The Rolling Stones are all brothers. They're a family. Yeah. Yeah. They're brothers. People don't realize that. Yeah, the Rolling Stones are all brothers. They're a family, yeah. Yeah. They're septuplets. Can I tell you about a new show that I watched?

Oh God, I wish you would. Sorry. This is Lauren's Topics. There is a- This is Lauren's Topics, really? Yeah. Reality recap. Yeah, I was gonna say not really recap. Yeah. Of course it is. Of course it is. Like you were going to tell us about some narrative show you watched.

Oh my God. So there's this show that's fantastic. And I want to recommend it. And I think you're both going to call bullshit on this show and I don't, I don't really want to hear up, but I'm going to hear it. 100%. So the show is on Netflix. It's called Tyler Henry, Life After Death. This is Tyler Henry, The Medium, who was on the show Hollywood Medium.

He was a young teen and he was a medium that would read celebrities. But was he the Hollywood Medium? Yeah. So now he's going out on a different shingle. Yeah, and the whole show is, I liked the Hollywood medium, but it was a little bit cheesy for me. This show, and that's saying something.

This show wasn't right. Is he over 18 now? Yeah, he's in his 20s. He has a wait list. 20 through 29, somewhere around there? Somewhere in there, yeah. He has a wait list of 300,000 people trying to get a reading from him. Whoa.

And then they selected people from that wait list to be on the show. So it's just regular people. And he does these readings and he's so spot on. And there's just crazy things that, I didn't want to give any spoilers because some of it's so fun for the people out there who will watch this.

But he reads people, like he will just say, say things even on the drive. Are you saying like he reads people? Yeah. Paris is burning style. When he drives over, he's like, he's in the car. He doesn't know where he's going. He's being driven and he doesn't know who it's going to be. And he'll like, be able to tell you.

At gunpoint? But he'll be able to tell like, I think it's going to be some women that I'm meeting with. He does know where he's going. Always. He can see ahead of him. But he can also see far ahead of him. Oh. Now where do you stand on mediums?

It's both of them? I don't believe them. Yeah, I knew you were gonna say that, okay. Now look, if his waiting list is so long, some of these people oughta cough up the money and go see my girl Teal Swan and get yelled at. SONIA Who's that? JARED Oh, she's in, she's this, um, uh, grifter who there's the, a series about her called... SONIA What's her name?

JARED...The Deep End. Teal Swan. SONIA Oh, wait. I just read, I just read a, read, I read an Instagram post saying that I should watch that because if I liked Nixxiom, I'll love this. Is that true? JARED Yeah, it's only four episodes so very manageable. Okay don't tell me too much. She is quite a character. I can't wait I want to watch this. And so is it a reality show of her or is it just watching her?

No it's a documentary about her. So she was literally a grifter that's known. Yeah it's very obvious when you watch this thing. Or can we sue you Paul Paul, for saying that? Uh, ooh, I hadn't thought about that. Wait, why are you gonna sue me? On her being... No, but I'm just saying, like, you don't believe in it,

so you might just say that about her. Well, because she's not just a medium. That's like, her supernatural gifts are just like a sort of side thing. It's a sort of way she is like, she's able to prove what she's saying to people. It's like, well, I could talk to dead people, so they said this or whatever. She's basically like a self-help guru. It's very intense and she is clearly like a,

like when you watch this thing, you're very much aware that she thought this would portray her in a positive light. Oh the doc. Uh huh. Yes. Like she doesn't realize that people, because she has enough people that are willing to pay for her nonsense. Um, she doesn't realize like, and the average person looking in on this is going to say, Oh, she's like a monstrous person who has severe, uh,

issues like she's trying to say that she's so far up her own ass. Yes. She can't. She can see out her eyeballs. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you're trying to say. She's so far up her own ass,

she can see out of her eyeballs. Yeah, that's what he was trying to say. Yeah. So- He couldn't get it out. So, but Lauren, you believe in this stuff. That's what she said. Well, I believe in it when

Someone seems to really have the ability I could I feel that I can Not believe in it when it feels fake or it feels like you know, I've had some experiences where I with Mediums I did a podcast where I went and met with a few people. Oh, that's right What was that called again? It was called Psychic Show. Does it exist anywhere? Is it on Stitcher or something? It's probably on Stitcher Premium. It's so irrelevant to my life now that I don't know.

I can't even imagine that it would be that interesting, honestly. Not that it matters, I guess, what my life is, but you know what I mean. I don't know. It just feels like a long time ago. I feel like at the time, I remember talking to you about it and you I hope it's okay to say this that you felt like you the sort of seeker Aspect of it for you was kind of satisfied by that experience

Yeah, it wasn't something that you really pursued much. Yeah I'm not like somebody who's always checking in with some medium about like what I should do next my life Although I do know a lot of people who use astrologers and I think that's fun and I think it can be really accurate and also I think it can be really helpful. Like one thing that I think, like I love watching the Long Island medium and I, even the times when I don't believe it, the people are so like warmed by it, it helps them. I feel that it's a valid like source of, you know, comfort to people that like, if they feel,

oh, this person just told me that what I'm doing is the right thing and that makes them feel good, that like, that's really amazing. I mean, people spend money on video games and it makes them feel good. So it's the same thing. Yeah, no, it's not. Video games are real.

It's exactly the same. Well, and- As real as this? But Tyler Henry- So you've gone tooting around in Diddy Kong Stadium? Can I give one spoiler and people out there, I'm sorry if you want, if it's a spoiler, you can skip ahead 30 seconds.

Hold on a second. This man just accused me of going tooting around in Donkey Kong Stadium. I said Diddy Kong. Diddy Kong, forgive me. P Diddy Kong? P Diddy Kong. Oh, there's a crossover I wanna see.

Did anyone tend anything with that? P Diddy did the theme, there's a crossover I wanna see. Has anyone done anything with that? P Diddy did the theme song to Godzilla, he should have done it for Kong and it would have been P Diddy Kong. Yeah. So wait, let me just tell you one thing. School Island? Tell me what you think about this.

Okay, I'll give you my unvarnished opinion, I promise. I'll give you my Jim varnished opinion. Oh wow. Know what I mean? Would you believe? Vern. So he. Did he say would you believe?

No he did not. That's Jonathan Mendes. Jonathan Mendes. Would you believe? Oh no it's Maxwell Smart. Would you believe? Oh that's right. Old TV show.

Here's why I'm inclined to believe. Okay. Just two more interruptions. Just two more interruptions. We'll just give you like whatever you say. Whatever you say we're gonna interrupt as much as you want. Whatever you say, we're going to tell you the truth. And our truth, and that's just our truth, it's not necessarily your truth.

Here's what I liked about the show. Because they're filming it documentary style, he says things that get proven within hours that there's no way he could have known. One example being, he's doing a reading for two people that he knew when he was younger. He goes back to visit them. And he basically brings up, do you know anything about a fire?

They're saying it's too hot. Do you know anything about today? Wait, somebody's communicating to him from hell? Is that what's going on? They were saying, don't touch the fire. He's like, what I'm getting, what I'm getting, the images that I'm getting are, don't touch the fire, it's too hot. Do you know anything about a house fire

or a fire in a building? They're going, no, no, that doesn't ring any bells. He's like, hmm, well, I don't know what to tell you. That's what I was getting. Like he's, so in my opinion, it felt like, oh, maybe he's wrong. And then 18 hours later, there was a fire that someone later confessed to setting.

So it wasn't, and it was in a Chinese like sort of museum of sorts, like a center where they showed like historical artifacts. That these people were at? That they owned. That they owned. And it got set on fire by a person a transient it's at later confessed and they were going through time they set up by its it's a very easy way to

never set up a he let's a with that so historical building i want to give you my janet varnish to pinion i don't buy it and i think there's always an explanation for these things. That was an example of one that was like, there's a camera filming him, he says this thing, and then it came true. Like, it's a little different when it's a dead person,

you know, spirit talking. If it was like a fire at their house, maybe, and a serious fire, not just like a... Not just like a serious fire. It was a serious fire, no, like... No, I'm saying a serious fire at not just like a grease fire. It was a serious fire. No, I'm saying a serious fire at their house, but a fire at a place.

Why does it matter if it's not serious? Meaning like a grease fire you put out in 20 seconds. Oh, well, yeah, right. That would be less impressive, you're saying. But that would be something that I think people would go like, oh, see, he said the fire, and you put it out in 20 seconds. That's because of his warning. Good for you. Can I also say 20 seconds is a long time

to have a fire in your home that you're trying to put out. Yeah. Well, you know, agrees fire. I'm just saying it's a good show. I think there will always be something in your life that you could trace back. Oh, no, I do think that is realistic. Like that. And I actually like I've talked about this on another podcast where I, I basically did a example of how I do think that is realistic. And I actually, I've talked about this on another podcast where I basically did an example of how I could do that same skill and lead you into saying things that make it make sense. And then it sounds like I just came up with all this stuff.

I do, I see how that's a thing, but I feel I believe in Tyler Henry. I do, I believe in Tyler Henry. I would love to have a reading with him. I'm putting it out there into the universe. I hope he believes in you. I'm sure he does. And let me, may I make, I believe in Tyler Henry. I would love to have a reading with him. I'm putting it out there into the universe. I hope he believes in you. I'm sure he does. And let me, may I make, this is on topic,

this is a recommendation I like to make. It's time for Paul's recommendations. Oh, new segment. Please segment. I think we have a song. Do we have a recent one? Something like this. Okay, yes.

He's a guy and he likes stuff. He's a guy and he likes stuff he's a guy and he likes stuff it's paul's recommendation with paul f tomkins hey everybody there's a podcast called ghost church that is from jamey loftus who does great journalistic podcasts and it's about the the spiritualist movement,

which is essentially like mediums, people communicating with the dead and doing seances and stuff like that, and how they are still going today, this specific sort of quasi-religion that does psychic readings and stuff like that not psychic rays but they did they the at their whole thing is they communicate with the spirit realm and

blah blah blah uh... and even though the founders of this movement have been were discredited a long time ago like in their own lifetimes the thing still it like they confess to uh... just like faking all these,

you know, spirit visitations, noises, shit like that. Like they eventually, after they were- Well, that's interesting. I would like to listen to that. Yeah, it's great. One more thing is that he'll say things- Is this One More Thing with Lauren? Yeah, can you sing the song?

It's almost time to- One more thing! Oh, okay. Oh, really, you want to sing it. With Lauren Lapkus. One more thing. You sound like there was an argument in the middle of that theme song. I think there was, and we have to recreate that every time.

It's a weird theme song. I like it. The two songwriters? Yeah, two people start singing at the same time, completely different songs, and they have a mini art kit about it. It's a good thing. Then a third person comes in.

He will say things that only that person would know, like really specific thing, only that person would know, they haven't talked about it. Like, for example, his high school teacher, who we see on the show, he, like, in high school, came up to her and said something specific. Like, Lorraine says, it came up to her and said something specific. Like Lorraine says, it's okay to cry or whatever.

And she was like, she had just, that's someone who had died. He didn't know that. She hadn't told him that. What if I came up to you and said- It was impossible to find it out. They kept it secret. It was, it was real. What if I came up to you and said,

Brian says that you can finally let go? I'd be like. Not me. Ryan. But like a guy, Brian said. Oh, so it's not you. It's not me, but like a guy. Brian says I can finally let go.

That really doesn't mean anything to me. What if I said to you. But it might be Brian. I can finally let go. That really doesn't mean anything to me. What if I said to you. But it might be Brian, I might have heard it wrong. I love what if I said to you. We'll play around with this real quick. What if I said, just to, what if I walked in the room and you both were in there and I said this.

There's an older female figure who's coming through and she said, she wants me to tell you she's proud of you. Does that mean anything to you? Bink, bink, bink, bink, bink, bink. Lauren has an old lady in the future? Obviously the message was meant for Paul, he's crying. What if I said to you, the minute you walked in the joint, I could tell.

What if I said, okay, Lauren, this is real. What if I said, okay Lauren, this is real. What if I said D has a message for you? This is working. Sensing a D. This is working. D, do you know anything with a D? I do. Do you know anything with a D?

I do. Wait, wait, I think it's- Take your vitamins. I think it might be D's nuts. Okay. How'd you get in touch with him? I told these nuts never to contact me after the grave. All right, we have to take a break.

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I am in a hotel room. Well, my, um, what's her name? Janie, my wife, her father and his wife are traveling back home. They were in Hawaii. They're on a layover here, and then they're going to continue on to their home. And so we decided to meet them here

and spend some time with them. Wow, that's so nice. I thought you were doing a show. No. I've never performed in Las Vegas., that's so nice. I thought you were doing a show. No. I've never performed in Las Vegas. Never have. Where are you staying? Oh, I don't know.

I'm not going to tell you that. Come on, just tell me where you stay in Vegas. Are you in the tip of the nose of the Sphinx? Is there a Sphinx Hotel? We're in the tip of the nose of the Sphinx. We're at the- Doesn't it not have a nose? We're in the Empire State Building of New York, New York, where we are at

the hotel called the Aria. What is that? I've never even heard of it. Are we doing, is this halo? I'm doing little mermaid. I was doing a little mermaid as well. I was also doing a little mermaid. We got a triple Little Mermaid.

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Really? What's her number that she likes to get? Four. What is craps? I feel like I just always go along with that. That's where you roll the dice. Roll the dice and basically like the first, your first roll, if you get a seven, you win. But if you get anything else other than a two, is that right? Two or? Yeah, if you get a seven, you win, but if you get anything else other than two, then you have to- I'm already lost and I've seen this game play.

Then you have to roll again and match that number before you get another seven, because seven is the most common number that you can roll. And so you only can roll once and then the next person rolls and more is a- No, you can roll as long as you, usually when you crap out, as they say, meaning you get a seven before you match your point,

it's customary to like pass the dice on because you're no longer lucky, if that makes sense. But. That seems fun. That seems, I like roulette and that seems like equally random. Craps is the funnest table in the casino. Because everybody's having a good time

because people bet on you. And everyone is sort of betting on you, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, hey, we believe in you that you're gonna do it. And if someone's on a big streak where they're just like hitting their point or like, you know, rolling seven on the first roll. Yeah, like when you hear cheering.

It just becomes a big party. If you hear cheering in a casino, that's where it's coming from. Oh, okay. And it is fun. It's fun to just like be around it, you know, to see everybody like, they're so into it and people are joking with each other

and encouraging each other and shit like that. It's really, it is fun. It really is fun. That's fun. It's fun. We used to play it at Mr. Show with a certain person that made their own craps table that they would bring to parties. Someone who, maybe we'll see him on TV very soon. Who knows? Hey, any of us, you know, have had wonderful show business career, so you could see any of us, uh, you know, have had wonderful show business career. So you could see any of us on TV.

Very, it's true. It's true. He might be on some shows that we've never even dreamed of being on. Like the news. Strange trip. It's been. Yeah. I mean, everyone, everyone in life, the older, if we're, if we're lucky enough

to get old, we're all going to turn crazy. Wow. I mean, everyone, everyone in life, the older, if we're, if we're lucky enough to get old, we're all going to turn crazy. No. You don't think my parents, all of their friends from back in the day, they're all nuts. Oh, all their church friends. Yeah. They're all insane. That is cool.

Do you know who I, it is pretty cool, but do you know, do you know who I, it is pretty cool. But do you know who I look at as Norman Lear, who has kept his marbles and his politics and, you know. That's true. Seems like still seems like a cool guy. He's almost a hundred years old, right? Maybe it's the hat. You don't have to get bad opinions to get older.

People who have bad opinions to get older probably also had bad opinions when they were younger. Maybe, but I also think that bad opinions that get older probably also had bad opinions when they were younger. Maybe, but I also think that the internet preys upon old people and is a way. Well, just for money. I mean, it's not just old people, but lonely people in general and people. Well, there was a really interesting profile. Oh my God. Did you hear about that woman, Eleanor Rigby?

She got preyed upon by the internet. Yeah. She died. There was a profile on a woman in the Midwest who was supporting a particularly odorous political candidate. And it was a profile on her and it was really the part that I found really interesting was her talking about how without this, she feels very adrift in her life and like nothing matters. And she's like, uh, she just feels this existential dread. And she's like, you know, she was talking about, she was building a, uh, a floor

for, for these political rallies she was having and she's like, I can hold this screw and I know that it's real and I'm real, but you know, the more time I spend on the internet, you know the more time I spend on the internet you know I don't know it was very interesting just that that people people people's lives they feel like you know what is the whole point of it and they sort of feel like you know if they attach themselves to these really weird opinions that it's making life worthwhile you know well what's so strange to me is like there's other communities you know what I mean like you don't have to fall into that community.

If you're looking to, you know, connect with people, there's communities that don't feel like anyone who disagrees with you politically is a pedophile, you know what I mean? Like there's people, there's hobbies and stuff. Yeah, there's like model trains. Why don't more old people get into Pokemon? It right I know why aren't they playing Animal Crossing they would love Animal Crossing they would love it maybe they feel like they can't pick up the controllers with their arthritic hands oh I need to pay rent but I'm out of bells the raccoon will evict me is that what it is i've never played it oh that's what it is

yeah i've played the course is weird it's a weird game you've played what i played the course on uh uh the the mario card eight yeah of course i mean it's a weird game but it was like really a comforting game at the beginning of the pandemic i had never played it before it was but it was like my little world that I was in and it felt just right. It felt like your world was not constricting, but rather expanding. Exactly.

I was going to New Islands. Lauren, do you remember we'd visit each other's islands? I do remember. Wow. What a fun time. It was always so great. We'd go into each other's stores. That was always fun to see what you had.

I got to see what you had. I got to see what you had. I got to say, I got a switch recently and Matt Apodaca like said, Hey, here's my friend name, befriend me. And then nothing has happened since. Here's my friend name. Befriend me. Well, how do you know?

Am I supposed to? You have to do it. Anytime I'm on there, it looks and it goes, Matt Apodaca is not online. So what am I supposed to do You have to do it. Anytime I'm on there, it looks and it goes, Matt Appadock is not online. So what am I supposed to do? You just wait. He holds all the cards now. He holds all the cards.

He holds all the cards? Yeah. Hey Matt, come on, I'll go on right now. By the way, one of the things, Meet me halfway. One of the things maybe why he's not granting your friend requests is you're pronouncing his name wrong

because it's Apodaco. What? I actually thought it was. It's Mate Apodaco. Mate a podaco? That's so crazy. I thought it was Aples and Bananas. Really? That's his nickname. This is nuts. It's mate, Aples and Bananas, a podaco. What? Yeah. This is incredible. That's incredible. This is big news. This is big, big news, big, big news. This is huge. What are you doing tonight? Oh, anyway, my favorite gambling

is I play the Animal Crossing slot machine. You did? No. There probably is one. Oh, you gotta do it. I'm sure there is. There probably is. That's what, it makes me laugh

when you go look at the slot machines and there are all these, like, trying to, there's a cheers one. Yeah, but that's how you get in there, man. all these like trying to, there's a cheers one and that's how you get in there, man. I'm like, Oh, they got a section of the city one. Yeah. Section of the city one very popular. There's a golden girl slot machine people really enjoy. People like to see their friends while they're gambling.

It makes it more fun. Yes. Where's the parks and rec slot machine? I'm sure they have one. They have Big Bang Theory. I mean, anything is possible. Where's the Green Acres slot machine? Green Acres is the place to be. Where's the Arthur slot machine? It's shaped like a football.

When you get caught between the moon and New York City. That's even better. The fucking movie Arthur. Were you talking about the cartoon? The remake. I was talking about the cartoon. Hey, Arnold. I forgot. It's called Hey, Arnold. No, Arthur. Were you talking about the cartoon? The remake, I was talking about the cartoon, Hey Arnold, I forgot, it's called Hey Arnold. No, Arthur, Arthur, Arthur is a cartoon, just Arthur.

Just Arthur? Arthur the Ardvar. Oh, I was thinking of Hey Arnold, he's the football head man, right? The hell are we doing? I don't know. Does anyone enjoy listening to this? No.

Tell you what, why don't we take a break? Let's get our lives together. Okay. I mean, let's move in together, the three of us. Yes, the three of us. That's what I meant. Okay, I'll think about it. All right, we'll be right back.

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Wow. It's a real song. Yeah. Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no. Come on. When, when Gordon Ramsey's daughter cracked the egg on his head. Oh yeah. I know that. That's the sound track. Oh my God. Yeah. That song is playing during it. Yes. Well, it's a song that people put over, but it sounds, the song sounds slightly different in real life. There's like a weird filter on the, on the, when the people use it for, song that people put over, but it sounds, the song sounds slightly different in real life. There's like a weird filter on

the, on the, that when the people use it for, when the people use it for, when the people use it for tick tock, when the people use it for tick tock, there is a little sound on the voice. Take it, Lauren. And that's the way that they sing it now. And they do it to their hoice. Scott. And I don't know what we're talking about. What is TikTok? What is all of this stuff?

Oh, he's the oldest of us all. He's never heard of TikTok. Tick woo. Who talk? Block blick? Speaking of Block blick. Be body boop, bop a boo body beep. We have a brand new segment we're gonna debut

and we've never done this before. We've been talking about it for a while. Oh wow. And it's finally time, it's come to pass that we are able to do the segment. A while back. It's really gonna happen. Oh my God, I can't even believe it.

I don't know if I'm ready for this. I wet my pants. I wet myself. That's the segment. Yeah, we all wet ourselves. We all concentrate and we pee-pee our pants alone-ies. A pee-pee in the potty. A pee-pee in the potty.

Perfect. Do you sing that to Holly? You know what? This show has peaked. We finally got around to singing peepee in the potty. A peepee in the potty. Speaking of peepee in the potty, we have a voicemail. We came up with a phone number.

We gave the number, which is ha ha la input. Too many letters, but it still works anyway. Well, it doesn't work. Here's what happens. You have to just stop typing before you get to the T. input too many letters, but it still works anyway. Well, it doesn't work. Here's what happens. You have to just stop typing before you get to the T. Well, you could put in the T, couldn't you? No, if you do that, it goes, do, do, do, this is not a number.

But wait, but wait, I did it and it worked. Holy shit. Did you do it on a landline? Yeah. If you did it on a landline, it would just start dialing. But on the phone, why didn't I just try it? Why didn't you specify, Lauren? I did it for my cellular phone in the car

after one of our recordings as soon as we got the number. Ha, ha, la, input. H-A-H. Does it need to press call? L-A-I-N. Your call cannot be completed as dial. Is that including the area code? The area code is ha ha.

No, it's ha ha. Ha. The area code be ha ha. 424-5246-788. I'm going to try this too. Let's all call at the same time. See if we can get a call. Here we go.

Okay. Because it's 424-252-46788 we can get a call. Here we go. Okay. Cause it's four two four two five two four six seven eight. Your call can be completed as dialed. Okay. What if I press the group? No, no, no, no. It's just ha ha la en poo. What if I, what if I go to-

Scoobadoop doop. Ha ha la en poo. Ha ha la, what if I, what if I- Ha ha la en poo. Doonkadoonkadoon ka doon doon. I was doing the reach out and touch faith. Is that what he's saying? Reach out and touch faith.

Reach out and touch. Ha ha la in poo. Look at that, special guest. Special guest on the show. Oh my gosh, a special guest. Where is she going? What is she doing? She's going poolside, baby.

She's a water baby. Oh now she's wet What she's giving us a show? Janey's got a candle screaming your name into my ears. Oh You heard okay. You heard you heard so anyway, we have a number it's ha ha la in poo to the tune of reach out and touch faith and We finally got some voicemails and we're going to, here's what we're going to do. We're going to play some voicemails.

We're going to figure out, do we want to do this? Do we ever want to play voicemails again? And why do we have a number? Janie was just miming giving Paula massage. I didn't even catch that. Yeah, it was crazy. She like came up behind you and went like, what? She could have just given me a massage. Yeah, really? Yeah, I you and went like, what? She could have just given me a massage.

I wouldn't have said. Yeah, really? Yeah, I'd like one too, Janie. She could have given me a massage. Zun, zun, zun, zun, zun, zun. Okay, so we're gonna- Ha, ha, la, in, boo. This segment basically, and this is like a three-cher. This is a segment where we decide

whether we ever wanna play voicemails ever again. Yes, and it's a bit of a game. This is a good game. All right, so Shevin, why don't you hit us with a voicemail that you personally have deemed worthy of listening to on a podcast. And by the way, we made Chevin listen to all of these beforehand, all of them.

He refused to do it and we said, no, you have to do it. We made him do it. We pay your salary is what we said. Like that lady in the Patti LuPone audience. Exactly. And so he then, he was forced to listen to them all, but then we didn't force him to sort them out into like, this is worthwhile or this isn't worthwhile.

He actually paid us to do that. It was listen to them all and let us sort them out. Yeah, but then he was like, can you just, can I pay you $500 for the honor of sorting these into different categories? And make no mistake, this is for the honor. It's for the glory of love. Yeah, that's right. So we allowed him to do that.

We split the 500 three ways. And so now we're going to hear the fruits of his labor. Let it rip. Ha ha L.A. input. Ha ha L.A. input. Ha ha L.A. input. Freedom. Goodbye. Perfect. Okay.

I've made my decision. Well, hold on a second. We can take them on a case by case basis. That kind of thing, we don't need. We don't want anything. He also just sang the song wrong. It's good that we've heard it to know that we don't need that.

To know that, that bullshit. I am glad that there's a recording taking up some of the space in the world. You know, sort of in a sort of abstract way. There's only so much space in the world. That's right. And especially in our heads, like that's now in my head and I've forgotten about something else, you know.

That's living rent free in my head, I'm gonna charge it. Yeah. Okay, let's get another voicemail. Yeah, this is Keanu Reeves. Okay, no. Just calling on behalf of- Stop, stop. What if it's him, what if it's him? Hold on. Oh, okay.

Wait, remember Scott? He sounds like that. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I think it's him. My pal, Manzoukis. Anyway, thought I'd welcome all of you aboard to- Forget it.

John Wickford. No, I don't want any of this. Six. Okay, give me one that's really good, Kevin, that you keep listening to, because you love it so much, and you fall asleep listening to it and stuff. Yeah, because we don't want that, right?

No, we don't want that. Are we all in agreement? We don't want people doing pretend voices and talking bullshit. No. I want real hardcore info. I want real shit. I want real shit.

I want people to call up crying. Yeah. I want confessions, confession want real shit. I want people to call up crying. Yeah. I want confessions, confession lines, that's what it is. Yes, confessions we definitely want. Freedom confessions. Freedom confessions we definitely want. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, hot secrets, give them. What was that thing where people would write little confessions online? Post secret. Post secret. That's what we want. I am an avid follower, I have many of the books.

We want that. So if you have a little confession you'd like to make. Murders. I did say little. Little murder. Please don't call in and confess to a murder because then we have to figure out what to do with that information.

If you've murdered anyone under. Kevin does because we won't ever hear it. If you've murdered anyone under five feet tall, we'd like to hear about it. Yeah. That's horrible. Four-eleven and under. All right, if you've heard anyone under five feet tall we'd like to hear about yeah that's horrible for eleven and under all right you murdered anyone over six foot

tell us all right next voicemail to be judged i got them all long ball they will not be in the end rolling call in from the file out call the question for you

about it growing calling from Columbus, Ohio. I was calling with a question for you. I've got a high school class reunion coming up, 10 years. And I was wondering if there was, if you guys had any suggestions for ways to make it not awkward and make it kind of like, almost like a game out of it. Did you guys go to your high school class reunions? If so, what'd what'd you do at them? And uh and was it fun or was it not fun? Okay bye. I don't mind this one although I feel

like we've talked about it on the show already. We have. Yeah. But you know. I've been I've been to all my class reunions my my kind of game if you will there is to have sex with my classmates wives. Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah. It's a fun game. That makes it tolerable. It passes the time. Well, it definitely makes it not awkward.

It passes the three minutes. Exactly. To have sex with all of them. I didn't go to mine because I wasn't invited, but I did see on Facebook or something that it was happening at one point, and I never got the information. Was this like a 20-year? It would be ten, it was my 10-year reunion. It was your 10-year.

But even then, it was like, we already had Facebook, and it kind of felt like I knew what everyone was doing. He just, it just... That's the thing too, yeah. It does seem weird in this day and age where you can keep in touch with people from your past so easily. If I'm going to say, why are you going

if you're needing a game to not make it awkward? Well, because maybe the person wants to see everyone and see what they're up to. Like I think what was refreshing about- Well then go in disguise. Yeah, wear a mustache and like a long wig. Oh, nice to meet you. And then platform boots.

What are you doing these days? I think what was refreshing about the 10 year for me is just how everyone was really nervous and everyone was sort of like feeling judged. And then I had, I saw someone that I kind of barely knew and I was talking to her, I was like, what are you up to? She was like, well, I'm unemployed. I'm living with my parents and things suck.

And I was like, how honest and how refreshing. And she wasn't putting on airs or she wasn't trying to impress anyone. I thought that was really cool. And so I decided just that it would be sort of like that. And I think everyone is really nervous and everyone is worried. And when you realize that, you go in

and just like try to put everyone at ease and be non-judgmental because everyone's, no one's judging you, everyone's feeling judged. That's right, everybody puts their pants on one leg at a time, it's just that some people are more successful than you. I jump into my pants with both. Yeah, that's what I do too.

Off the trampoline. That's what everyone does, stupid. I stand on my like headboard, on like my tiptoes, and then I like leap forward with my feet first. It's really hard because I can always risk hitting my head on the wall and I jumped straight into pants that are held up by like a contraption that I made. Yeah, here's what I do. I don't put my pants on.

I get my pants to get on me. I lie on my back, put my legs up in the air. I throw the pants as high as I can and hopefully they land over my legs like the Legos land over me and I can they just fall naturally onto my body Buddy no you hold on because you spoke last before Paul now hold on your conversation hog Let's not forget our rules Yeah, the rules are it goes if Lauren ever wants to talk, we just shut up. All right. No, no, no, no. What does he want to talk? We shut up. How does that make sense? So nobody shuts up for anyone else. Wait, hold on a

second. You're saying that when you want to talk, we're supposed to be quiet. Um, all right. So advice, if you have, if you're asking for advice, that's a decent thing you can call in about. Let's hear another voicemail and decide. Hi, Scott, Paul and Lauren. This is Tilly in North Carolina. I'm on my lunch break. I'm teaching kids summer camp, and it's a Harry Potter theme, and I don't know anything about Harry Potter.

Why are you teaching summer camp to kids? And I just wanted to ask you guys, what spell should I teach them? Because I'm pretty sure they're going to be capable of some intense magic. Anyhow, take care. See you later. I think you have to teach this. And look, it's far too late as we know. She's getting her lunch break.

Did we get back to her soon enough? Yeah, I don't know. That number doesn't reach any of our homes, so we can't call you back. What we should do, honestly, is we should have a ha ha la input nine one one number That does emergency text us in emergencies that we can get back to them within 20 minutes and it's four numbers, right? It's it's ha ha la input, but you're supposed to stop after ha ha Right and then put in nine one one like a way to remember it is ha-ha-la input, but only do ha-ha.

Yeah. Don't do la-input. And then- Then add 911. Add 911. Which you can remember because that's when the planes hit, you know. Or try praying to us.

Yeah. We'll listen to prayers. Let's get one more, Kevin. Let's have another one. Hi, Scott. Hi's get one more, Kevin. Let's have another one. Hi Scott. Hi Paul. Hi Lauren. Great to hear you guys.

Um, so nice to talk to you. Thank you. This is nice. First time long time. Um, yeah, I guess you guys might just want to update, uh, what you're telling folks. You're saying the numbers, ha ha la input when really there's no T at the end there.

I guess if you're counting that last eight of both U and T, then technically you're correct. Otherwise, ha ha la input. I actually have to say I was really enjoying. I was enjoying his call at the beginning. I was enjoying his, the way he spoke and I was enjoying how it felt real. He had a really lovely tone.

I thought he was gonna give us an update on his life. I know, here's the thing. Don't call us with things that we've already just discussed minutes before in the podcast. Like we talked about that at the beginning of the segment. So what's the point of you calling in? It doesn't make any sense. It's just repetitive bullshit.

So if you're calling right now, just hang up. Also, it's not a criticism line, okay? Yeah. We want praise. Wait. We want you to pray to us and we want you to sing plazanas to us. It is right to give us thanks and praise.

Give us our flowers, come on. We deserve them. No, okay, so what do we want from this? We want- I want confessions, minor confessions. Minor confessions. Not about minors. If people are soliciting advice, solicitations are fine.

Yeah. And a life update that you think is interesting. Do you know what else? If people want to do produced versions of any of our jingles, we're fine with that. Also, if anyone wants to do- I would love to play that. If anyone wants to do produced funny prank calls that are for are under ten minutes

and then we can take credit for it yet i'm not great and we release them as an album that's yeah i love that are like some of my style prank phone calls yet that are like with really good voices though. Exactly. Sizzle chest. So, uh, please dial ha ha la in poo and, uh, not P O O. No, obviously P U. The problem with P U. Um, great documentary. So, uh, thank you so much for the people that called in.

We may never listen to these ever again. I probably... The same ones you mean? I'm going to have Kevin... We'll listen to those over and over. I'm having Kevin burn those onto a CD for me right now. I'm going to listen to those a lot, a lot. And I love them so much.

And they made me feel really good. And you know, even though I called and just correct the phone number, thank you for taking the time because that... Thank you very much. We just talked about it earlier. and they made me feel really good. And you know, even though I called them just to correct the phone number, thank you for taking the time because that- Thank you for taking the time. Yes, thank you very much. But we did talk about it earlier. We loved it.

We loved it so much, but we, at the same time- I cried tears of joy. Yeah. I just loved it and I just, it meant so much to me. It meant so much. It meant so much. So much. So much. So much. It meant so much. It meant so much. So remember that's ha ha la in boo. Hey, what a weird disjointed episode this was and I loved every minute of it. Well, you know,

that's, you know, yeah. That's freedom. One of us is in Nevada. What do you expect? Yeah. I know. You know, There's different rules there. Did you guys consider getting together in one place? So it would just be a two zoom window thing? No, we never considered that. No. Were you secretly relieved that I made it so that you didn't have to be in the same room

with each other? I prefer being in the same room. I do prefer that as well because it's- We have breaking freedom news Chevin just put in the chat KP the the guy fucking a game a game that needed work and we begged him to work on this idea For weeks for weeks he refused to talk to us and now we finally just email here it is from kp hello three pull fun

I like it I like I'd hate to be a total biff don't get that but it seems to me you are all too chicken to play my three child it's a it's a it's a back to the future of it because he called chicken and then Bach bug off in in print bach but dot uh... tickets well thank you and i don't know bach but thanks thanks is to bunny bach bach

uh... everyone is calling out for junket but you cannot bring yourselves to do it i guess out of fear of having too much fun well we threatened hell no i mean he's obviously his back is up because we call them out on his bullshit yeah i believe your question or the big prize was for winning that was part of what we requested how does the answer the question was the meaning of life sound spoilers it's love if that doesn't wet your beak that's how that's part of the hotline then the

winner will get a story but it is a theme which is his but the winner will get a story, but it is on a theme with chickens. Then the winner will get a story on my Instagram dedicated to them that I will leave up for two hours. Oh, come on. Why are you being a Scrooge about your Instagram? Leave it up for 24 hours as it's meant to be. No one's going there anyway, KP. Pin it, asshole.

Put it in your highlights. Yeah. That should settle that. The bravurio ball is in your metaphorical court. Okay, KP, you obviously haven't been listening listening and this is why we haven't heard from you in weeks because we asked for it. You have shit in your ears. You have shit in your ears, dude.

KP. We asked for tweaks to the game. I can't remember what tweaks we asked for. It's weeks in the past now. It's not on us. We put it on record. We can't remember what we said, you know, four minutes ago, let alone four weeks ago.

Your job is to listen, my dear boy. And listen, I can't believe we got threatened on our own podcast. Your job is to listen and follow orders. Yeah. Not to disrespect us in our house. Yeah. All right, KP. That's another week that we are not playing your game.

So, so K.P. on that. Yeah. And don't write, don't write us again, KP, that's another week that we are not playing your game. So, think on that. Yeah. All right. And don't write us again, KP. Please. Unless you've cleaned up your fucking act. Yeah.

Please. And apologized to us each individually. I want three separate, I don't want a collective apology because I don't want to share mine with Lauren. Yeah. I don't want to share mine with Paul. No. I want my own apology. KP, consider it standing for keep apologizing, because that's what you need to do, son.

Yeah. All right. And by the way, we don't even need to accept the apology. No, we don't. No. Oh, no, no, no, no. Accepting it is not necessarily going to happen. That's a separate issue. That will be based on the apology we receive. That's right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yes, and do all the things that we said. All right, well that was Freedom. We're Freedom on Instagram,

Freedom USA on Instagram and Twitter, freedomusa gmail.com, and of course, haha, la, and poo on the phone. And if you want to hear ad-free episodes, go to Stitcher Premium or cbbworld.com. And Paul, have a great time in Vegas. Have a great time, and always bet on black. Thank you.

Thank you. This is an address that changes all the rules. Can you go put a hundred dollars on black on roulette and just see what happens? And then give us the winnings. I was actually thinking about that exact thing today. Oh, and filming. Giving us the winnings? Not that part.

I would love to see you do that. I was walking by the roulette table and I was like, what if I just put $100 on a color and then whatever happens happens? But then I thought if I lose, I will be upset. You can be mildly annoyed. But it's your play money, it's your vacation money. But see, Lauren, but this is what I was thinking.

I was like, if I have this little budget of gambling money, right? Yeah, but if I do a class if I do a great stuff like that is just over and I'm like, I just I just tore up A hundred dollars. No, that is true. I love to sit there and play for a while on us All right. The episode is the episode is over. Goodbye I got more stuff that I wanted to... Hi, I'm Megan and I've got a new podcast I think you're going to love. It's called Confessions of a Female Founder, a show where I chat with female entrepreneurs and friends about the sleepless nights, the lessons learned, and the laser focus that got them to where they are today.

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