Threedom - Threevisiting: The Pretzel Gang

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: The Threedom Boys discuss their best Halloween costumes, fix commercials and play Categories. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to threedom...usa@gmail.com. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Starting point is 00:00:57 Thank you, sorry. Not at Punk. Thank you, sorry. Thank you very much for the party. Fucking love dick. Loved it so much. Don't look at me like that, Paul. It kills my spirit.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Lauren, oh God, look at yo. Hi everyone, welcome back to Threadam. My poll have topkins. What account is this? What account was what? I beg your pardon. What account is this? What account was this who sent cunt was what I Bigger part of the God Lauren is this what cunt was this who sent us this at punk Whoever it is no whoever whoever's Twitter relied into shavin doesn't follow Tracy Reardon
Starting point is 00:01:34 Oh, I see what you're talking about Cool snub of off book But no, no, no you don't't. You don't just check in, but they don't check out. I actually don't want you to do it. There's always my way. I don't want to do. Kevin J. Bartelt. All right, so we're looking.
Starting point is 00:01:52 On the screen is Kevin. Jeffrey. We were playing that theme from a Twitter account and Kevin's logged into his Twitter and Lauren is taking Umbridge, that he does not follow her fake account. Where I am mad that he is logging into Twitter and work. My fake account is thriving. I'm Scott Ocarman and over here is Paul of Tompkins. Yeah, I already said. You did?
Starting point is 00:02:17 I did. And my name is... Oh no, okay, you said it. She did. Lauren. Who are you? I'm Lauren Lafton. Who are you supposed to be?
Starting point is 00:02:24 I'm supposed to be Lauren Lafayette. No, it works. What's your best Halloween costume that you've ever had? Speaking of who you're supposed to be? It was really, like you gave us a real James Lipton. What was your own classic was I was called Under the Robot?
Starting point is 00:02:40 Yes, yes. Oh, I know that robot. Great picture. You sent me the picture. I did send it to Fantastic. Another great one. You sent sending that picture to just Paul. Yeah. I don't get it. I did. And then she deleted it from her phone. And I deleted the cloud because this could be humilian. Delete the cloud. Delete the entire cloud. Delete your cloud. That's why I say and so delete your cloud. Delete your cloud. Delete your cloud. You bitch.
Starting point is 00:03:01 By the way, when Hillary Clinton said delete your account, it was not funny, right? I don't need politicians to be funny. No, we don't need that. I just need them to be. Everyone talks about like it was the fun, like, oh my God, she got him, it was the funniest, it was not funny. Of course, it's not funny. Can I say?
Starting point is 00:03:17 I don't need politicians to go on Saturday night live either. It was a little funny just because he's such a Twitter maniac. Yeah, but it didn't work. It wasn't. It didn't work. He still has that account. Also, like you know her like staffer was like, exactly. Her like her Twitter person was like, I'm gonna take the lead your account. Is that okay, ma'am? And she was like, is that a thing? I know I know. I know. Is that what humans do? Yeah, I know I fucked up when I did the three emojis. How it makes feel about your student debt. You're gonna go to the polls. Oh
Starting point is 00:03:51 All right, anyway, so so small wonder was a classic D Pokemon go to the poll you never heard Oh, you got a She doesn't even know it is Pokemon go to the polls all right, so small wonder was good. What else you got? They did this mannequin challenge You know, I've never really gotten to into Halloween. I feel like we've discussed a little bit that I don't really care about About costumes. You don't now or you never did you're all about ghosts and goblins. You don't care about cost I like ghosts and the goblins come to harmonize Yeah, but I don't really care about doing the costume thing,
Starting point is 00:04:25 but I guess it's because, you know, we get to dress up and be dumb a lot. But do you not care now or you never cared? Did you like Halloween when you were a kid? When I was a little kid, yes, but I was a cat basically every year, just different variations. Why?
Starting point is 00:04:37 I love cats. And I wanted to be a cat. Yeah. I was ironically a power ranger and fit. What do you mean you are ironically a power reader? Because I thought I was too old for it. In fifth grade? Oh wait, you were ironic about it. Yeah, I was ironically. I was like, this is funny for me to be a power. It is kind of funny when you're 10. Yeah, although when you're 10, it's not technically not too old. Well, people think it's
Starting point is 00:05:01 that you just want to be that. But that's pretty funny. I don't know if I've told you this story before. Oh, I hope you have. And I don't. Thank you. I don't want to bring it back really bad. Because I can't remember, this is a story I've thought about. I thought about this. It's not even a story.
Starting point is 00:05:17 It's a moment that happened in my brain that comes back to me so many times. Those are weird. There was a girl that I went to high school with who was hot. I went to grade school and high school with her. She was like kind of a nerdy girl. And the nerdy, the kind where she took off her glasses, she was beautiful.
Starting point is 00:05:35 She didn't know how beautiful she was. She didn't have glasses, she was just ugly. Oh. She put on glasses, she was beautiful. She was a burglary nice little person. And she's listed. But she was kind of a... She was kind of a dirty girl.
Starting point is 00:05:51 And I saw a commercial for some Halloween costume, like a ready-made Halloween costume, that involved like having an inflatable head piece. They would make commercials for Halloween. Yeah, yeah. This was like... I remember this... I remember this, I remember this seeing this thing so well and thinking, oh my God, she's gonna, because we were having a costume party at school.
Starting point is 00:06:13 I was like, she's gonna wear that. She's gonna wear that. I became convinced of it. I thought she was going to wear that. I was like, she is the type. She is the type of person that is going, that would do a thing like this. Because of what the costume was
Starting point is 00:06:23 or the size of the head. Because of, because the costume was such a dorky thing, and I was like, oh no, she's gonna do that. Because here's what I was concerned for. I was concerned for her. The costume was like, they just made up characters. They weren't like established characters. Oh, that's bad.
Starting point is 00:06:38 They just made up a thing. I was like, no kid would ever want this. Look at the pretzel guy. You know, what if she does that? I was not so much that I would, the pretzel. Was What if she does that? I was not so much that I would I would. Pretzel. Was that a negative costume? I'm just make I was thinking of the peanuts gang. Mine is well. Oh, the pretzel gang. Pretzel gang. Oh my god. That's how it's the pretzel gang. Hey, we're the pretzel gang. Hey, get out of here. Pretzel gang. Back at it. Um, we're
Starting point is 00:07:02 dim pretzel gang. So she um, uh, I, She, I don't think it was that I was like, oh, she will definitely be wearing that. Was it like a what if she wears this? It was like bad with that being kind of, yeah. It just, it was like that weird, that cringey. When you start to have empathy when you're a little kid, and it was cringey and it was making my heart hurt. And then we had the party and she was just like,
Starting point is 00:07:25 dress like a gypsy or whatever. A gypsy. Yeah. Romance. She was like, yeah, she was a Romney person. Hobos and Gypsy party. It was that kind of thing. Yeah, like everyone else.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Everyone had their own homemade costume. So on PC, but you can't do that anymore, right? Those were the days. You know, the most on PC party. We could be Hobos and Gypsies and everyone loved it. And if you wore a hobo and gypsy, you were actually the weirdo. Everyone's so sensitive.
Starting point is 00:07:47 When I was a kid, every year, for Halloween, we would have a Jew party. Everyone dressed up like a Jew. So wait, did you like her or were you just, no, you were just empathetic to her? It was just a random thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it killed me like I can still remember the feeling.
Starting point is 00:08:02 And it cuts a school and you show up wearing it so that she doesn't feel so bad. And she's like, I'm a kid of sea. Merciless, I had the shit kicked out of me. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm trying to think through my costumes.
Starting point is 00:08:13 I definitely was Batman when I was about five. And I have the cutest picture of my brother and I. He's Superman. I'm Batman. Is the tiniest little Batman? Well, it's finest. The two men needed to save everything.
Starting point is 00:08:27 And then that's a great tagline. Can I see a man needed to say everything? Batman, it's Superman. The two men needed to save everything. That's so nice. I was a vampire and I remember
Starting point is 00:08:41 my mom doing like doing makeup for the V, the widow's picture. I was I believe I was a vampire and I remember my mom doing, like doing makeup for the V, the widow's makeup. Who would have speak, sure. I was, I believe I was Luke Skywalker once and I got a karate outfit and that's how I did it. That's a good one. I was Han Solo. Where did you wear a vest?
Starting point is 00:08:56 My mother made me a vest. She made me a black one. I didn't make. And I had a ray gun. My aunt makes costumes for her grandkids and she made them for her kids when they were little. Would she make them for my kids? Did she make it for me?
Starting point is 00:09:08 Would you make it for me? Her costumes are amazing, and she did one for my cousin's kid from the game Fortnite. I think it was Fortnite. There's like a big tomato head character, is that a thing? Anyway, she made this, why are you working at him?
Starting point is 00:09:21 Like he would know and you wouldn't. He's the youngest person in the room. Tomato head, it's just big. Wait, look at this character. His head looks like a character. She made this she made this like he would know and you wouldn't he's the youngest person. I know His head looks like she made this costume and it looked so good She made the head out of like just object. You know, I mean she's like what she formed the mask out of like her own design Wow, it was really impressive That's cool. It looks like the Pringles guy. It's the Pringles guy It is the Pringles guy, but it's a meadow instead of a potato. I mean, this is a rip off of the Pringles guy.
Starting point is 00:09:50 I'm gonna see your added court. Would you, where, what if we said this year, let's do real costumes and all three of us really do a costume? On the day itself. Yeah. Or whatever. On Halloween. Or at a party or something.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Yeah, we do. It's such a pro. I remember every year I went to. If it was, yeah, if it was a mandatory thing and it would depend on the people involved. I basically never wanted to go to a board. If it was a community service. Do you go to Halloween parties?
Starting point is 00:10:17 I suggest you to wear a costume for Halloween. I think when I was in my 30s, cool up and I would go to so stupid. We would go to, one, so stupid. We would go to at least one every year, and it was always like, what are you gonna be this year? And then I remember we would always do it so late that you would end up going to the thrift store. Like it would be like, the thrift store, we have costumes.
Starting point is 00:10:36 And then it's just shit they put together, like, hey, you're a, you're a pimp. Yeah. You know, so, but it was always way too late, right? So, and then then a certain point, it was just like, I don't have any enjoyment in doing this anymore. Yeah. You know, I don't care.
Starting point is 00:10:53 And I don't even like get trick or treaters. Yeah, we don't get it. I don't understand them. I would love if they came by, but our place is really good. I think all the kids go to a nicer neighborhood. Well, you know, where I used to live, we lived over by Bob Hoops house, and a really nice part of Touloucalaic,
Starting point is 00:11:16 and people would drive in there. And so one year it was really fun. I had a whole bunch of friends over, and we just walked around, because everyone had such a like a rich area and I had like the shittiest place in the rich area. By the way, everyone, it was a condo. Literally, like, you know, there's like one condo
Starting point is 00:11:34 and then an alley and then rich houses, right? So. A condo. Thank you. So, but every place would decorate with like haunted house shit and have mazes and all that stuff So it was really fun as an adult to like be drinking out on the street and going through. I love drinking on the street Drink it on the street. I was doing Billy on the street nice
Starting point is 00:11:58 Here's the thing though one of the year. I was Han Solo. Yes I'll never get this one lady. She's like, who are you? Star Wars is just come out. This is 77? Huge hit. Yeah, 77. I'm Rista's Han Solo. She says, it came out in May of 1977.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Yeah, feel like October. There was. I know it was a slow burn and it took three months and there were lines around the block and people couldn't get into it for months at a time. Yeah, there was still biocultural. Our local movie theater is celebrated one year of showing Star Wars.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Yeah. So she said who are you supposed to be? And I said, Han Solo, and she said, Han Solo, where's Gretel? And I was like, you know, fucking get it. Is that what I'll never forget? I borrowed a friend's cat costume for one of my years. Yeah, you're a cat every year.
Starting point is 00:12:43 I had grown all of my cat costumes. No, it was a different color every year. I had my growth spurt. So I was a gray cat my year. You're a cat every year. I had grown all of my cat costumes. No, it was a different color every year. I had my growth spurt. So I was a gray cat this year, and my friend gave me her old costume, and it was like a, it was a full suit. Like you get in it, and it had a head and you. Oh, that's no fun.
Starting point is 00:12:55 And then this woman said I was a monkey, and I felt so sad. Oh. I was like, six or so. I was like, so sad. Monkey. Why are you a monkey? I was like, I'm a cat.
Starting point is 00:13:06 So how often do you have pointed ears, bitch? Yes. How often are adults right when they guess what? I don't think they should be guessing. They should be guessing. They should be saying, who are you? I think they should say, oh, I love your costume. I'm so old.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Tell me about it. Tell me about your costume. Here's all they should say. Wow, you guys look great and give that candy. Yeah, I Maybe I don't know I like the recognition. I got very shy. I didn't like it if you for sure know what they are you could say yeah Oh, you're from frozen, but you know, oh, you're a guy with a vest and a ray gun Yeah, oh, you're a future murderer I I would get weirdly shy about,
Starting point is 00:13:45 yeah, the costume and then having to talk as myself. Me too, I think. I was shy too. I could talk to my little friends and everything, but I didn't like the dumb little friends. That whole, my stupid little friends, I didn't like that exchange at the door. A ugly girl that used to go trick a treaty with it.
Starting point is 00:13:58 It's good. And I fell in love with her. And her name is Jane. I was so shy once, I was thinking about this the other day. I don't know how it's possible that this happened to me. Bring it on, but I know. I have- We'll be able to figure it out. I have relatives, I don't trust my memory on it,
Starting point is 00:14:17 but I remember it very vividly, but I have relatives and had relatives in other states. I still do, but I went to- I also have relatives. I went to Arizona once. I've relatives. In multiple states, I still do. But I went to have relatives. I went to Arizona once. In multiple states. I really do. I went to Arizona once to my grandmother's house. You go?
Starting point is 00:14:31 And I go and how'd you get that? By sleigh. But I'm like, what was the root you took? Like did you go over the river? Did you go through the woods? Yeah, the whole deal. I hold it. You guys, how you headed?
Starting point is 00:14:43 I was like, yeah, they get there. So I it. You guys, how you how you how to give it? How you how to get there? So I go to the, I go to the house and my grandmother says, oh, by the way, there's a boy your age who, and I'm, I think I'm, I think I'm six. I'm like grandma. So I'm six or so and she goes, oh, there's a boy next door who is your age. Why don't you go knock on the door
Starting point is 00:15:05 and ask if he wants to play. And I was like shy and I'm like, nah, I don't want to do that. And they're like, yeah, yeah, my parents are like, yeah, that would be so fun. Probably just to get me out of their hair or whatever. I mean, doesn't that sound terrifying? Yes. But I remember that.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I do want to play. That's hell, I would never do that. So all I did was I went and I remember playing in the rocks in... I am self. ...by myself for I was like... Being in the rocks. Yeah, because it's Arizona and there aren't like grass or anything. So I was like at about 90 minutes, I decided that's probably enough
Starting point is 00:15:45 to make them think that I was there for that long. And then, and then I went back in the house and they were like, how was it? I was like, oh, it was fun. It's a great guy. And I got away with it. And they never, as far as I know, they never asked later about the,
Starting point is 00:16:01 oh, would you think of my grandson? Or anything like that? It was just like, I got away with it. Did I ever tell you the story of when I was like tagging along with my brother and his friends, and then they kind of ditched me, and I started picking flowers from this person's yard all around this tree,
Starting point is 00:16:13 and I was making a little bouquet for my mom and then this man came out and went, stop picking a flower, you was screaming. I mean, you understand now that you're and adults. I was only like six or seven. It's old enough to know. And then I ran home and threw them in the gutter
Starting point is 00:16:28 on the way I can the ground, you know. Really? Because I was so upset and embarrassed, and then I just didn't give them to my mom. I used to, when I was in high school, okay, I lived across this street from my high school, right? Moving. Oh, weird.
Starting point is 00:16:44 But I still had to.... But I still had to... That's the dream you could spine everyone. But I was on the one end of... But how are you spying on that? You just look out your window after school and see where everyone goes, they talk to... But you just run, like make a beeline for home. I didn't have that kind of view.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Get out the binocs. Yeah. You still had to go down a street, so I didn't have that kind of view. Get out the binocs. Yeah. You still had to go down a street, so I didn't have that kind of view. I lived across the street, so but the problem was as I lived on one end, and my first class when I was a senior was the totally far end, you know?
Starting point is 00:17:14 So I still, I would be so late every day that I would drive my car to as close as I could get, which was part of the suburbs, and I would park the car at Harvard Yard, of course. Paul just yond so hard. I'm sorry guys. I'm tired too. So I would park the car as close as I could get to the school.
Starting point is 00:17:34 I'm so titious, but you went, I didn't make a sound. I was quiet. Other than the sound. Life at the Acropolis. So I would park the car as close as I could get to the high school and these guys are like Snapchatting during all of these stories.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Snapchatting, remember that? I do remember that. Coming back. So but the thing was, my mom would still make a lunch for me when I was a senior. Oh my God. And I need to make your own lunch. Give her a mom a break.
Starting point is 00:18:07 We're just going home. But that's the thing is, I would go home. Really? She would make you a lunch at home. No, she'd make, listen, she'd make me a bag lunch. We could go home. We could go home. Which would have a sandwich, chips, and an apple.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Okay, I could. Right. And I would be so late, I would never eat breakfast. So I would, as I'm driving very hurriedly to as close as I could get to the school that I live across the street from, I would eat the sandwich and the chips. For breakfast.
Starting point is 00:18:35 For breakfast, but I would never eat the apple because I didn't want to eat the apple. You despised it. So I would instead. The evil worm inside. I would instead. I'm gonna get you. Crumple up knowledge
Starting point is 00:18:45 and the garbage from the garden. Would crumple. Where'd you yawning a second ago? He's trying to turn it on for you man. I'm really focused on you now. You should be glad. Look, all mine are up to you story meetings.
Starting point is 00:18:58 I pay attention. Take good. I like it better. So I would crumple. No, you know, that's that's a heart. He wants to center up because it means we're paying attention. And we're silent. He's rubbing me and mommy's tagging or yawning.
Starting point is 00:19:09 You were crumpled up the apple? I would know I'd crumpled up the back around the apple. Right. And I would leave it. I would. So they're just rotting your car. No, I wouldn't leave it in the car because I wouldn't want him to collect.
Starting point is 00:19:19 So I would put it on the ground next to my car. Let's disgusting. And the stories you tell are not? And you're not a disgusting pig? So you love going home in the middle of the day because it would seem like a nice reset. Yes, well, that's the thing is is that- Why did you just take the apple back?
Starting point is 00:19:37 No. Why didn't you just eat the apple that your mother made? I know, I know, but I'm talking about like young, because I wasn't kid, but like, I'm talking about young Sheldon. And that's what I'm talking about. Oh, young Sheldon. I was a genius.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Can we finally talk about it? I was a rude genius who wore a little bow tie. And I grew up to have the big one. We've done 46 episodes here, and we haven't talked about young Sheldon yet. We've lived in 46. Yes. To be fair, the listener doesn't know.
Starting point is 00:20:02 We've cut it out of every episode. Oh, that's true. So far. You always bring up Sheldon. 46. Yes, to be fair the listener doesn't know we've cut it out of every episode. Oh, that's true so far Can I just say that the guy who owned the house? No That I would park in front of every day got so pissed and like Four months into it confronted me. He's like you're leaving an apple I would go dude I'm my apple. So you So you're driving, you're not parking at the school? No, I'm parking in the suburbs across this tree
Starting point is 00:20:30 from the school. So you drive up the lock? Because you can't park on the school. You drove up the lock? No, I would drive. I wouldn't let kids park on the school grounds, I don't know. Why don't you just take it to the trash?
Starting point is 00:20:37 The parking lot is on my side is where my house is. It's all the way over there. I need to get as close as possible to my first class. This is demento. If I was your parent, I would have gone out and fucked up. I would have been a- You fucking- You are my parent!
Starting point is 00:20:50 Waste full gas, wasting bitch. Get up! Get up! Get up! Five minutes earlier. You're the gas waste, I'm not the waste, I'm good! I'm not gonna put an apple in your lunch ever again, because you're never gonna eat it. And guess what, you're gonna walk to school
Starting point is 00:21:05 and you're gonna be late when you get up late. You've never been late anywhere? Never. No, but it is annoying that you would drive one inch. Just be close to it. That one inch on the map. All right, what did you have the map? There was drag in this.
Starting point is 00:21:23 You've never been that late where it's just like I need to. I've always been late. I've always been late. You were a late. There was drag. You've never been that lay where it's just like I need to. I'm always late. You are a late person, relatively. So, I know. What I do is I dick around into the last possible minute and then I'm late. Me too.
Starting point is 00:21:33 And it's crazy, because I'll be doing nothing. And then I'm going, okay, now I have to rush. This is stupid. I'm later to, God damn it. He's bored by himself. Sorry. He's not about yourself.
Starting point is 00:21:43 He's still offence to Sorry. You're about yourself. And what about yourself? At least it's so offence to you that he was young. I am later to things that are in my neighborhood than I am to things go further away. Well, it's the old principle of anytime you go to a restaurant. Was that me, my old principle? Anytime you go to a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:21:59 And you can tell you're paying attention. Anytime you go to a restaurant and there's no one in it, you get worse service than when. And they're like, who cares? Because they're fucking around in the kitchen. They're just like, I have drugs. Yeah, I've seen sweet better.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I went to a restaurant recently where I think I had a new server every five seconds. Every time, excuse me, I want to introduce something with me, they would bring someone over or to be a different person. Hey, I'm going on my break here for a second, but Jimmy's gonna take you. And then Jimmy's gonna take you.
Starting point is 00:22:28 There's a man saying next time we look at that guy, and he goes, Hey, that's not Jimmy, it's gonna be a different person. Truly. I was like, So why are you here? It was just, Who are you?
Starting point is 00:22:36 I saw an episode. It's bringing my super lentils. I saw an episode of Cheaters. You know that show Cheaters? Cheaters. So I saw an episode, it was the greatest episode I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Wasn't it with Joey Greco? Here's the thing. So first, this guy comes out who has never been on Cheaters before. We've talked about this before. So he comes out in a tux, and he's like, welcome to a very special episode of Cheaters. And it's not Joey Greco. That was a show where they would like set them up.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Like they have a fake situation, and then they'd eat it. Well, I don't know that it was fake as much as they would follow him around with a camera. But I think, yeah, you're right. I do believe it was revealed later that they would, that some of it was fake. But so this, no, but I mean also they would try
Starting point is 00:23:13 to like catch them. It was a trap, but like, yeah, it was a trap. So this guy, he's the executive producer, I think of Cheaters. He comes out and he introduced, he's like, welcome to a special episode of Cheaters. You've never seen him before. It's really in Tuxedo. He's wearing a Tuxedo. He's like, we've been on episode of Cheaters. You've never seen him before. He's wearing a tuxedo.
Starting point is 00:23:25 He's wearing a tuxedo. He's like, we've been on the air three years or something like this. And now here's your host, Joey Greco. This is his last episode. And then Joey Greco comes out and introduces, and introduces, you know, how Joey Greco would come out and it would be a blue background
Starting point is 00:23:45 that they would put like the Houston or Dallas skyline by and he go, well, this person is about to do something and something. But then he had been fired by then. So the person who went out on the actual cheater run was a third person who ended up being the new host. I just hear some somebody on a podcast was saying that they were working on a TV show where they were like essentially a reporter, but it was like sort of a, whatever. It's the news.
Starting point is 00:24:10 It wasn't the news, but it was a version of it. And they left the show. What if the first, the first news program got to call itself the news? Yeah. Were it? They left the show to go do a different job. And so they had a big send off for her on the show, but the show had only been on for a couple weeks and she was like, no one knows
Starting point is 00:24:27 so I am like, why are they doing this send-off? And then the show got canceled like right after. So they did like a send-off. So they did one send-off a few days before the big send-off. Good bye, see you soon. And we're canceled. So none of us will be here. Can you imagine, I was watching Fosse Verden the other day
Starting point is 00:24:44 and I was at one point, this is a minor, minor spoiler. Gwen Verdun is in a show that's canceled after the first performance. And I cannot imagine that feeling. That would be so bad. Like a Broadway show where like they like put it, they work on it for months. For months.
Starting point is 00:25:02 And they put it up into like, it's a... Bye. And they were like, we got, we caught wind that the reviews were gonna be really bad and ticket sales were soft. And so, well, canceled after one performance. That's hurtful. I cannot imagine.
Starting point is 00:25:14 I mean, I guess TV shows that happens, like, wonderful as I think it was on once and then it was canceled even though they'd filmed 13. A lot of shows that were on that. Wonderful as air. I think they only aired like one or two. No, I watched it on DVD. Yeah, on DVD. aired like one or two. No, I watched it on DVD. Yeah, on DVD.
Starting point is 00:25:27 On DVD. No, I watched it as an ad. You look at it. He watched it. I will say I saw the TV show Emily's reasons why not, which only aired once, and I saw the one that aired. And it's weirdly makes me mad that I saw it. Well, like, come on, like, my feeling about that is just air them all.
Starting point is 00:25:47 You've made them all. Just air them all. Put them all all. I don't understand canceling a show and not finishing what's already, at least play the ones you already made. What was the point of all that? Yeah, money was spent.
Starting point is 00:25:58 You're just gonna show a reroute of something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't get it. The people like. The people want more, but sure. What was wonderful? What was sure. What was Wonder Falls? Wonder Falls was really great. Tell about it because I'm looking at the paragraph
Starting point is 00:26:10 in question right now. Should I tell her about it? Canceled after the fourth episode. Oh, waxed. Oh, okay. Then I guess I did. I watched it on DVD. Rest on DVD.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Yep. He works in a Niagara Falls gift shop. Jay is the reluctant person in conversations with various. I don't know if it or her, by the way, she was so great. Caroline, how do you say it? Devarnas, she was on Hannibal because this was a Brian Bryan Follower. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:35 It was very imaginative and whimsical and funny. I really pace who I did the Seth Meyers show with. He was the main guest. Oh, he said he was very nervous I always had a question and from pushing Daisy. Why are you talking like kissing? He said he was yes, he was very nervous and he was in Holland catch fire was which is a great show guardians of the galaxy as Ronin the accuser Lee pace very nervous. He played Seth Meyers. He played in a mortal elf in Lord of the Ring. And he's very nervous. Seth Mire is a brief. He went to Giulia.
Starting point is 00:27:08 He's great. Leapace is great. Well, it just reminded me of like if you're not a person, if you're just an actor who's like acting in front of cameras all the time, like how that would be very nerve wracking. It's nerve wracking anyway. Oh yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, it's nerve wracking enough for us of like who are used to going out in front of crowds,
Starting point is 00:27:27 but for him, it's just, or a person like that who's just a film actor, doing those shows is like, it shouldn't be that hard. They don't, they don't make them easy, I see. No, they don't. Did I say grinning? I think it's grinning. His middle name is grinning.
Starting point is 00:27:39 His middle name is grinning. And look at him. Look at the picture right above it. He's grinning like a motherfucker. She should make them more fun. She's switched the last names. I think I like when Jimmy Fallon plays a game with somebody. I like to see people loosen up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Yeah, I like to see people stretching beforehand. I like that. That's the show. I like, I think I think I think I'm more than a leotard. I think the conversation should be looser and the people shouldn't be expected to say this. It should be like this.
Starting point is 00:28:05 This should be a show. Yeah, this is a show. Three to be a show. Can I tell you something? I feel like I always do very badly on talk shows. I'm not a good panelist. I feel it's hard. What happens is I think that I think a lot of times
Starting point is 00:28:18 the audience, like the people who are producing the show know who I am, but the audience has no idea who I am. So it's a weird, I'm in this weird twilight place where you talk about this and it'll be funny, but it's like, I don't think it's gonna be funny to them because they don't know what I am. They don't know what the basis. Yeah, so why would they be interested
Starting point is 00:28:36 in a baby picture? I know what you mean. You know, yeah. I wanna see that picture. You've seen it. You've seen it, picture. You're right. But I feel like I always bomb and it's always awkward
Starting point is 00:28:45 and it's humiliating. I feel horrible at these things. But I want to get good. I'm like, I can see it. I feel like you would be good. I feel I get too nervous. I can see a version of my life where I eventually become fond of them.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I'm very nervous. Like I want to be like Amy Siddaris, where she just goes out and does whatever she wants. But people already know that and expect that part. That's the thing. I would prefer to like what I'd like to do at Jimmy Parto's podcastathon is go out and do a bit, like Steve Martin used to do on that.
Starting point is 00:29:12 But no one knows who I am. So I can't do that stuff. So when you, when a, I'm on a talk show, you gotta explain who you are. Yeah. And that's so fun. This is very relatable. This is very relatable to everyone.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Oh, my God. Substitute talk show for well- very relatable to everyone. Look, substitute talk show for Meldington. Everything I say is meant to be relatable. Basis's sexual orientation began with topic of public discussion. When in 2012 he was identified as gay by Ian McKellen. Oh my God. Scored them in the hobbit. That's not cool. McKellen's outing was described as a blunder
Starting point is 00:29:44 and an accident on his part is based on about by then. Yeah, Ian McKellen. He's just playing about as clear an interview with the New York Times in 2018. He's just so you know, Lee Grinner pace. Very nervous. Identified as gay by Ian McKellen. He had a Blunder. Kim that is queer a year later?
Starting point is 00:30:05 Okay, we have six years later. We have to take a break. Six years later. We're back. We're back. We're back. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us.
Starting point is 00:30:25 The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us.
Starting point is 00:30:33 The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us.
Starting point is 00:30:41 The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. The three of us. Yeah. Mirror minutes. Mirror cats. Mirror cats. Do you remember what it was? Mirror cats?
Starting point is 00:30:45 It was mere cats ago. Lauren, when did you stop wanting to be a cat? When did you stop wanting to be a cat? And why did you want to be a cat? I wanted to be a cat. You're like my shoes. Yep, cats on your little shoes. And they're giving a middle finger.
Starting point is 00:31:00 She's like, what? That's real. Yep. Read it in a weep. Mm. Thank you. Thank you what that's real. Yep. Read it in a weep. They want to be kept forever because it was like fun, cute, and easy. And then I think for Halloween. Yeah. Oh, you didn't want to be a cat in real life. No. You weren't insane. Sometimes I wish I was my dog. Seems easier. You wish you were your dog. Yeah. Being like enslaved essentially.
Starting point is 00:31:26 We've been down this path. We haven't done this path. But you've viewed very differently. You too. You have a dog. You view your dogs as slaves. They have my little slaves. He views his dogs as slaves.
Starting point is 00:31:35 I do hate you very nervous. Do you use his dogs as slaves? What's your favorite dog you have? What do you mean? What's your favorite dog you have? I will say, okay, we have two dogs now. And Georgia, the one that we got first, spent a lot of...
Starting point is 00:31:53 We were gonna watch Kevin sent an email. He sent an email of what? I thought it was on the screen. He started to send a word email to someone. Here's my secret diary. So we got Georgia listening to these idiots talk and talk again. I hate it here.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I didn't use. So Georgia, Georgia Cool Up spent a lot of time with her because she would take her to work every day when she was doing bajillion. She was in the office. And so I never really saw Georgia all that much. And now Georgia has. That's in the cradle in the shoes.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Now Georgia has come around on me so hard to where she like, in the morning, she can't do anything unless she comes over and gives me kisses first. So it's like, if I'm, when she gets up, if I'm even upstairs in the kitchen, she has to come running over to me and gets up on her hind legs.
Starting point is 00:32:43 And I'm like, okay, honey, I give her a little kiss. And then she mentally is like fine, but she. You get up before her? Yeah, sometimes. I guess my dog, is that weird? Is that weird? Is your dog sleeping your bed? If my dog is still asleep, I try to go back to sleep,
Starting point is 00:32:57 I'm like, okay. No, but does your dog sleep in bed? No, no, no. Because my dog sleeps in the bed, but then when I get up, she'll get up. But she, if she gets up before I get up, I mean, she's going to piss or shit in the house. Well, that's why we-
Starting point is 00:33:08 So then I hear her feet on the ground to go, that's why we create our dogs. Yeah, she's normally, she'll normally hold it, but if I hear her, it's like for whatever reason, she's a substantial. Rocky, we slept in the bed with a lot, and it's just constant coming out of the covers, going back into the covers, and I just would never get a good night's sleep. Well, she says it's just constant coming out of the covers, going back into the covers and I just would never get
Starting point is 00:33:26 a good night's sleep. Well, also, it's not criminal animals. Are they really? Yep. I got my cat and man. Dog expert man. You're dogma ran over my karma. The two great tastes the taste of karma ran over my dog. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:33:53 One makes more sense. Was that like a bumper sticker? Yeah, I was like back in the 80s. It was like when everyone was talking about karma, you know, it was a way of making that. That's over. Well, it was a way of making fun of, you know, how like everything in the 80s was making fun
Starting point is 00:34:08 of anyone who had any sort of like spirituality over. You know, this was like, yeah, you're talking about karma, well, you're karma ran over my dogma. If anyone even tried to think about their fellow man, they were ridiculed or not acting like a, remember, I love that. Remember how Alan Alda being sensitive
Starting point is 00:34:25 was like a big thing to like make fun of all the time. Like, oh, who are you, Alan Alda? Real man, Doni Keish. Oh, come on. I didn't even know what Keish was before. I didn't either. Hearing that it was terrible because real men don't need it. And it's delicious.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Very feminine food. I don't mean to embarrass you, but it's pronounced quiche. Squish. Squish. Based upon the sound of when I drop it on quiche. That's quiche. Squish. Based upon the sound of when I drop it on the floor. I go squish on the floor. Squish. Oh, that's what I call it.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Squish, I drop my quiche. Oh, squish. I drop my quiche. Going to go around with a monkey doubt, just. I got a way. He got a way. Everybody's going to go see the quiche man. Oh, quiche, I know that's quiche.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Not, not, not. I'm going to be brought that rope. That we were playing? Yeah, jump rope. Oh damn, three of them boys have gone off the deep end. Three of them boys have gone off the rails. We're in to the deep end. Look, this is our last episode of the people we're gonna hear.
Starting point is 00:35:20 We're gonna pump it up. We're gonna pump it up. We're gonna pump it up. We're gonna pump it up! We gotta pump it up! Or make them want the more. Okay. Yes, should we pump it up or make them want the more? I don't know what to do with this one. This is the last one. This is the last one of the free ones. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Okay. I want to have one better outfit. This is the... My freedom friend! Mother, I want to... LOOOOOOH! You... Do you know what that is, Lauren? No, what I'm scared. Friend mother I want to Do you know what that is Lauren? No, I'm scared Jim Morrison are you scared of a lizard King? Yeah, you should be it's scary
Starting point is 00:36:01 Jim Morrison was the original guy co-gecko Commercials are getting crazier and crazier. They're just, they have nothing to do with interest. Okay, here's commercials now. Stop it. First of all, commercials are good if you want to see local LA improv actors who improbed something relatively minorly funny in an audition. And they're made to replicate it on set because it was slightly different than a non-funding person.
Starting point is 00:36:28 And then, and here's commercials though these days, which is just like, they throw a silly situation out there of like, oh man, I want to get rid of my car and then like, you know, a giant crane picks it up and like throws it across the street, right? And they're, and then it's like, boy, you don't wanna be in this situation, do you? Well, another situation you don't wanna be in, and then a totally unrelated thing. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I do. And here's the thing, I produce a lot of those commercials and I think this is reduced. Oh! Here's what I think, commercials should just be like this. Get guy co-insurance, and then it goes. It's better than...
Starting point is 00:37:07 Drink Coke. And they're like, how about McDonald's? This show, you know, just show me the thing. No, they just show, it just new commercials. And each one just shows you the thing. And they're all three seconds long. I don't like do it. And we watch a hundred of them in between every act.
Starting point is 00:37:19 And it's the same person in all of them. No, there's no actor. It's just the logo with a voice over it says, do this. How about McDonald's? How about McDonald's? How that? Drink Coke. Drink Coke for dinner.
Starting point is 00:37:31 I like it. For dinner, it's every, and it just get weirder and weird. Drink Coke for dinner and that's what I'm saying. How about this? Hey, what about this? How about Geico-Enchers? How about Geico-Enchers? We had a mutual friend, Paul, who was so upset at McDonald's,
Starting point is 00:37:43 who was like, why doesn't McDonald's donate, they're all their advertising budget charity. For one day, because everyone knows what McDonald's is. I'm like, that's not how advertising works. We all know what McDonald's is. We needed like, put in our brains of like, oh yeah, that does sound good. I'm gonna go get it.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Like, the his point was that commercials are only there to tell you about what a product is. I don't think I would entirely. But how about that? You take the money, I burped in my chest. You take the money that would have been spent on playing the commercial for one day, which won't stop anyone from wanting it.
Starting point is 00:38:22 And then you donate that money. That's the thing. I think his, I don't think he was trying to say, because he said no, no one forget it. He did say that though. He should get explicitly said. Yes, go for that. Go for that.
Starting point is 00:38:33 Who the fuck that? Who's it, Neil? Yes. It was Neil Campbell. I wish I guessed a meal. Neil Pert. He was Neil Pert from Russia. From Russia.
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Starting point is 00:39:09 Did you ever see the video for She's Gone by Hollinotes? Why would you bring something like that up? I just think about it all the time. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, gone, she's gone, went high. Oh no, I was. I pay the devil to replace it. She's gone. What's in the video? Paul.
Starting point is 00:39:30 It's them sitting on a weird set, the second one down. Yeah. So they're sitting on like a TV set? This is the very early days of videos. And look, there's like a weird murder shack. Now the middle of nowhere. And then that's a scream behind them. That's Darryl Hall.
Starting point is 00:39:46 He is. He's a snack. He looks like a weird lion. He's like a gigantic poof. He's a poof or poof. I can't do poof. Okay, and there's Jardos. There's some sleep.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Sleep with Tuffy Dough. Sleep with Tuffy Dough. This is what passed for fashion with a back in the 70s. It's ours. Was this the same song for that show with Steven Merchant? I don't know. Hello, ladies. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Was it? I don't know. It was one of those. I was just starting Christine Woods. You're supposed to teach us how to tap dance. Yes, we'll see. Oh my God, I sent you guys that ad. The Instagram ad for the tap.
Starting point is 00:40:24 You were like, you guys should sign up for this. Obviously was kidding. It was a strap on to a dummy. No. He's dropped on tap on. He's like Robert, things you snap on, strap on to your sneakers and has taps on the soles and then you do a workout while tapping. Well, it seemed like it was a an exercise video was like, exercise, what, you learn how to tap. And then it was like a Billy Blank style video where it guys like, come on, make those sounds, come on,
Starting point is 00:40:53 here we go. Yeah. And like you're doing wings and stuff like. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah. It looks really good. It's in mud. In mud.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Yes, in mud. Yeah, it's very slump. All right, this video everyone should watch the Darryl Hall and John Oates. She's gone video. Look, is it great song? So just listen to the audio. They like, I don't like video. They look insanely bored to be there.
Starting point is 00:41:15 It's hard to tell if this is a choice or if they're really mad that they had to make this video. And every time they get to the line, I'd pay the devil to replace her. A guy walks by in a classic devil costume and Darryl Hall throws up. Here we go. And he throws up some fake money. That's the laziest video I've ever seen in my life. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:41:34 It's really crazy. Shot in approximately, how long is this song? Yeah, exactly. Oh, he's getting the shacking on to play the guitar for some reason. Should we do another take of this? No, we got it. I mean, I will say that they look cooler than they have ever looked.
Starting point is 00:41:51 And his head is covering his hand. There's no way he's actually playing. Because Darryl Holley, he kind of looks like Bowie. He's got a Bowie's hair style, and he's kind of got a little glam now. It's got weird platform, Birkenstocks, or? That's right. But they do look cool. And it looks like someone just put it together
Starting point is 00:42:06 for fun and this has nothing to do with it. Well, all videos up until about 1982 were shot at like public access stations with that kind of technology. And the demo, they're all like this where it's like, you know, green screen technology, they're all as bad as this. Until Michael Jackson, the,
Starting point is 00:42:24 Stop talking about your Lord and see Michael Jackson video band guard award. Why do you bring him up all the time? We have to set the dial back. We have got zero days since Michael Jackson conversations. So the cutest thing where this family these these sons got sons got their dad surprised tickets to C. Janet Jackson He's always loved her his whole life and he was like, so excited. Oh, I said Justin Timberlick Look at these kids and then he's standing there like that they get him backstage after the show and he's He's based he's talking to his his family. I think about what a thrill it was to just see the concert. He's like
Starting point is 00:43:02 The biggest thrill for me was just when she came out on there on that stage. And she's walking up high and I was like, I'm in the room with Janet Jackson. It was just incredible. And she's like, and she's my same age. And so we we grew up alongside her. Meanwhile, she's like, she's like, kind of like, almost resting her chin on his shoulder, like trying to, and he doesn't notice her for the longest time. And then he, she finally puts her hands around, she's like, thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:43:30 And then he like won't even look at her because he's so happy. Yeah, get out of here. I'm talking about the Janna Jackson. Anyway. Anyway, I ever met her. She's a piece. I tell her right to her face, I love you baby.
Starting point is 00:43:39 I love you. Hey, would you give me some room I'm trying to talk about Janna Jackson. Excuse me. I'm like, I shut up you bitch. I saw it on like the news and I kept The news that it was gonna be bad like something was gonna happen Right, right this man wanted to go to the concert more than it all at the end
Starting point is 00:43:54 They were like and then he got to meet her like suddenly he shit's his pants. Yeah That would have been a great human interest story Man shit's his pants. He's very nervous. Shit is his pants they call him the soiled fan Ian McKellen told everyone he's a blunder that man shit his pants what if every Ian McKellen movie ended with him telling his secret about something. It was just like, word of the rings ended. Patrick Stewart has one black tone in. Oh, sorry. Just like the gaffer.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Sorry. She's his pants. Oh, by the way, Kaniyia Bang Bang, we are gaffer once in the middle of a show. Are you going to do this thing that you're blocking in McKellen for doing? Yes, he's gay. Now, once in the middle of a show, I was in the middle of an interview and suddenly, from right behind me, because there's a fake wall right behind me, I just hear. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa something in the wardrobe man fell asleep and it took a picture with that was really funny, but then he did get fired later for multiple things. For multiple flops. Multiple sleeps.
Starting point is 00:45:30 But I thought it was funny, but I guess people really would not think that if they were in charge. I didn't send it to them or something. Send a straight to Judd Apatone. Hey look. Well guys, it's time for a threacher. What?
Starting point is 00:45:43 Yeah, it's time for a threacher? Yeah, it's time for a feature. Do we have one? I do. Did we pick one? Sure. Okay, great. Yes, okay, I like this game. Categories.
Starting point is 00:45:52 One player states that category and the other players take turns naming items up along in that group. The category can be brought in. Name is up along the web. Read it. Scott, I know that you're paying attention and that's's where your interruptions come. But it's important information. Categories. Categories. One player states a category. Categories. Categories. One. Oh, I see. It's like categories.
Starting point is 00:46:15 One. It does look like categories. Because the one is cap. Categories. One. Categories. One. Players states a category. No, it's categories. One player states a category. No, it's categories. Just read it. One player states a category and the other players take turns naming items that belong in that group. The category can be as broad. Oh, you want the spotlight again.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Or as narrow as types of dogs. Traditionally, a clappin' in the rhythm keeps up the pace. Oh, now we're... He's up the Lee pace. Heaps up Lee, Gr keeps up Lee Grinter pace. Grinter pace. Very nervous.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Famously gay. So players won't take forever to come up with their response. The end of it. At the end of it. At the end of it. How difficult or easy the game is. The game continues until players run out of ideas for the category. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:47:00 All right, let's do it. That's how fast we're going. All right. Do we do we alternate dogs? All right, let's do it That's how fast we're going all right Do we do we alternate dogs? Wait Are we going clockwise? How many dogs do you know I know a lot of dogs first of all there's fucking 18,000 thousand dogs here in this office.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Let's start it slower. No, we can do it faster. Come on. We can do it. Okay. Okay. Dogs. Shadows are peeking ease. Two out of one. Pitbull.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Mr. Worldwide. You're out of doggy. You're out. See, you can't, you're your own worst enemy. I know. You're out. You're out. You're out. You're your own worst enemy. I know. You're your own worst enemy. It's okay. You're weird association sickness.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Do we go against each other? No, it's games for you. I actually don't know how to bridge a dog. Do we go against each other about dogs? Do we go against each other with dogs? Let's shut it. All right. Poodle.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Colley. Labrador. Golden Retriever. I think you're done. Alright, let's just get a far away looking right. I think we're their eyes up to them. Okay, let's do it again. Now, Paul comes up with the category. Ready and go. Cars. Ford.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Honda. Saturn. Paris. Nissan. Porsche. Tesla. Jeep. Nickelberg.
Starting point is 00:48:39 DeLorean. Range Rover. GuP Jericke. Lamborghini Prius Ferrari Corolla Toyota
Starting point is 00:48:52 Sion Focus Odyssey Crown Victoria I was saying it How dare you? So we were like, we were doing like companies and models. They're all cars though.
Starting point is 00:49:13 They're all cars. They're all cars. So you're out? I guess about he, he screamed over the one that I was saying. Although you took a long time. You have to. Let's keep going. Not that low.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Okay. No, it's mean Scott. I mean, it's mean Scott. Okay. Chevrolet. Labyrin. Chrysler. Camaro. Ah.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Porsche. I said that already. I'm out. Oh, yeah. Wow, I mean, George won. I mean, George won. The judge. Okay, you did the last category ready okay and go
Starting point is 00:49:49 Audio equipment headphones I hate you earbuds microphones Computer windscreen speaker Cords subwoofer, ox cords, engineer, speaker, no you're out. He's not equipment us. Kevin is not equipment us. He's a person. I won't admit that. H-D-M-I-Cable. Hey. You should have paid to pay to get a money. We could do.
Starting point is 00:50:31 I won! You won! Did we all win one? We all won one, I think. Did you win dogs? Did you win dogs? No, she was famously out. It's a no for me dogs. You would do one more. Alright, you pick it. Body parts.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Nose Peanors. Yeah, this is out of the way. Head. Ear. Left ball. Right ball. To.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Smalto. Bajaina. Big toe. Pubies. What? Fingers. Buffuffle, Anus. Hey, I mean they're kind of different. Okay, large up. He said Buffle.
Starting point is 00:51:16 That's the weird way you say it. I say anus. Who is it to me? I like. Madula, up, Lungara, eyebrow, liver. Who is it to me? Yep. High lash. Madula Ablaangada. eyebrow. liver.
Starting point is 00:51:30 large intestine. small intestine. pancreas. kidney. foot. leg. arm. skin.
Starting point is 00:51:43 nose hair, nose. We were said nose. You're out. I know. You went three times. It made very good. Very, very good. Very, very good.
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